Chaos Bots have been sent from the future
to stop the one person who can save the world.
Me?
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪
♪ Roller-skate All the way to Orlando ♪
♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
♪ Win first place ♪
♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
♪ Do a corn maze ♪
♪ Hope I don't get lost ♪
♪ Eat an onion... ♪
- Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh?
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
Whoa! Scott, I'm scared.
What if this is the end?
Hailey, if this is the end,
I'm glad I'm with you.
Me too.
Oh, here?
We're starting at the end?
Let's back up and start at the very beginning.
All the way back to...
yesterday.
Let's make the next list item an easy one, Beta.
We have plans tomorrow.
Namely, waiting in line
for the world's most super-sustainable,
socially responsible, impossible-to-get sneakers!
Yeah. For every 1,000 pairs they sell,
they take an endangered tiger on a ski vacation.
Why would they even...?
Whatever, your next list item is...
- Big money, big money... - No bungee, no bungee...
Number 234... Make a female friend.
What? How's that even a list item?
I already have plenty of female friends.
- You do? - Yeah.
Like, uh...
well, Sophie.
From Squirrel Scouts?
Hailey, she moved.
Four years ago. To Luxembourg.
Huh. Well, I guess we weren't the closest of friends.
Kristine.
You should be friends with my girlfriend Kristine.
Can you imagine?
My best friend and my girlfriend Kristine hanging out together?
All the time?
Hailey, this is mega important.
Do you like it this way? This way? This way?
This way? Or, this way?
Oh, this way? Or this way?
Ugh! How about this way?
I love it!.
You're the best, bestie.
I'm just worried Kristine and I
might become too close, you know?
I'll just go out and make a new friend.
It'll be easy.
Yeah, I mean, I love to sing.
I also like building things, like birdhouses.
That's when I feel the most like me, you know?
Yep, that is me to a T.
Hot tea for Bailey.
That's me, all right.
Bailey.
Wow, we sure are running fast.
Sweet hip pack, by the way.
I mostly walk, sometimes skip.
Oh, that was the warm-up?
Cool, cool, cool. I'll just...
I'll just catch up you with you later.
Wow, that color is gorgeous on you.
You think?
I wouldn't lie to you.
Friends don't do that.
I don't like it.
Do you carry it in blue?
Oh. Ah!
I don't work here.
Okay, this is harder than I thought.
Look on the bright side.
You made ten percent commission on that last one.
What's wrong with me?
Why can't I just find a girl to be my friend?
Hey, so you guys might hear
some loud cracking sounds over here.
But that's just me trying out my sick new bullwhip.
So no need to get the authorities involved, okay?
Yes!
Scott, your sister.
She'll be fine.
At least it's nothing explosive.
No, no, no, I could be friends with Becker.
Sure, she's a year younger than me
and has some peculiar interests.
Sweet!
But we have lived next to each other
pretty much our whole lives.
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
she could use a friend not named Bonesaw.
Or Buzzsaw.
Or Chainsaw.
Or Paul.
Oh, Paul is the worst.
Ha-ha! Victory!
Becker, was that the grill?
No.
Maybe.
Ah!
You know what? I think I changed my mind.
No worries, I'll just call Kristine
Actually, this will be fine.
What are you mulch bags doing in my room?
Oh, hey, Becker.
Long time no see.
It's me, Hailey... Banks.
You know, from living next door to you your whole life?
Well, if I'd known I was having company,
I would have tidied up the place.
- There. - Becker,
Hailey needs to hang with you today, okay?
Who knows, maybe you'll even become friends.
And in exchange, I'll make sure they count the time
against your community service.
I was gonna spend the day chucking some old tires
off a cliff with Buzzsaw,
but I guess I could clear my calendar.
Great, I brought a Junior Classic Birdhouse kit
for us to build together.
Yeah, sounds cool.
- Paint? - Paint.
- Sponge? - Sponge.
- Home Tweet Home decal? - Uh, yeah, this thing.
Is it perfect?
It's absolutely perfect.
Nice. Put these on.
What for?
Whoo!
That was incredible!
Who knew it'd be so much more satisfying
to blow up something we worked really hard on?
Thanks, Hailey.
Maybe we really could be friends.
Okay, then. Thanks, Becker.
You know what? You can keep the birdhouse.
Or, you know, what's left of it.
So, what are we blowing up tomorrow?
Garbage? An old truck?
An old garbage truck?
Oh, sorry, no can do tomorrow.
Scott and I are waiting in line to get some new WildKatz.
- Rain check? - Wild cats?
I can get you those.
You don't have to wait in line.
- Seriously? - Yeah, no problem.
Bonesaw owes me a favor.
Really? I would love a pair.
Say no more. I read you loud and clear.
Friends take care of each other.
Wow. Thanks, Becker.
Ah! Pumas!
What in the--?
'Sup, Hay-bales.
Still working on that nickname.
Anyway, I got you those wild cats you wanted.
They're right outside your house.
You are welcome.
Hello?
Your sister got me a present, Scott.
Happy birthday?
No! She got me wild cats!
But not the super-sustainable, socially responsible,
"teach a tiger how to ski" kind.
She got those!
Sweet buttery biscuits!
I know! She must have thought I wanted real wild cats.
That's crazy! Even for Becker.
How would she even get those?
I don't know!
She said her friend Bonesaw owed her a favor.
Bonesaw?
He works at the nature reserve!
Oh, no. But that does explain
all those weird questions Becker asked.
So how many cats should I tell Bonesaw to wrangle?
One? Three?
Well, just a pair.
Two. Right.
And roughly the same size and color, or...?
Roughly? Exactly, actually.
If not, it'd be kind of weird.
Got it. And how about tags?
- On or off? - On, I guess?
Read you loud and clear.
This is a disaster!
I know. And Becker is on very thin ice with my mom.
One more screwup and she said
she's sending Becker to violin camp.
Oh, no! That's the most smashable instrument there is.
That's why we have to get those cats back to the nature reserve
without anybody finding out.
Or we'll all be in big trouble.
I've got an idea.
It's working.
Ah!
Okay, now what?
Of course they couldn't have put the nature reserve
at the bottom of the hill.
Something tells me these cats aren't happy
with their accommodations.
It's Becker!
Hailey, I went to a lot of trouble
to get you these WildKatz, and you just chew them up?
Why would you do that? I thought we were friends.
And even if we weren't,
it's super weird to eat sneakers, dude.
Wait, you got me sneakers?
Of course. We had a whole conversation about it.
But you said Bonesaw got them for you.
He works at the nature reserve.
Huh? No, Bonesaw works at the Shoe Shack.
Chainsaw works at the nature reserve.
Oh! Right, right, right.
So these wild cats are...
Actually wild?
Ah!
Nice kitty.
This was all a misunderstanding.
Ah!
Whoa! Scott, I'm scared.
What if this is the end?
Hailey, if this is the end,
I'm glad I'm with you.
Me too.
I got this.
Thanks, Chainsaw.
Becker!
I can't believe you did that!
And I can't believe you'd think
I'd steal two live animals
and give them to you as a pet.
Although now that I say it out loud,
that would be pretty metal.
Becker, I'm sorry I assumed the worst about you.
You've actually been really nice and generous to me.
You're a real friend. My real friend.
Yeah, and you're my real sister.
Was that even a question?
And, hey, if you want to hang out again sometime,
I'd love to.
Ha, I read you loud and clear.
Cool. Now if I'm not mistaken,
I think it's time for Scott and I
to get in line for some new sneakers.
You don't want the chewed-up ones?
No.
I think they're kind of cool.
You don't want shoes with toe vents?
That's not a thing.
Whoa, did you hear that, Chainsaw?
She's totally into me.
Someday, I'm gonna kiss Hailey Banks.