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NARRATOR: Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person who can
save the world.
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Me?
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SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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HAILEY: ♪ Teach a cat
To play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
All the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my earwax
To make a candle ♪
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SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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HAILEY:
♪ Win first place ♪
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♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze ♪
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♪ Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion... ♪
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- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh?
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- (Scott screams)
- (garbage can clatters)
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SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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Whoa! Scott, I'm scared.
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What if this is the end?
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Hailey, if this is the end,
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I'm glad I'm with you.
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Me too.
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(both scream)
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HAILEY:
Oh, here?
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We're starting at the end?
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Let's back up and start
at the very beginning.
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All the way back to...
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yesterday.
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Let's make the next list item
an easy one, Beta.
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We have plans tomorrow.
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Namely, waiting in line
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for the world's
most super-sustainable,
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socially responsible,
impossible-to-get sneakers!
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Yeah. For every 1,000 pairs
they sell,
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they take an endangered tiger
on a ski vacation.
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Why would they even...?
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Whatever, your next
list item is...
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- Big money, big money...
- No bungee, no bungee...
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Number 234...
Make a female friend.
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What? How's that even
a list item?
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I already have plenty
of female friends.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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Like, uh...
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well, Sophie.
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From Squirrel Scouts?
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Hailey, she moved.
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Four years ago.
To Luxembourg.
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Huh. Well, I guess we weren't
the closest of friends.
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Kristine.
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You should be friends
with my girlfriend Kristine.
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Can you imagine?
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My best friend and my girlfriend
Kristine hanging out together?
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All the time?
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Hailey, this is mega important.
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Do you like it this way?
This way? This way?
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This way? Or, this way?
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Oh, this way? Or this way?
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Ugh! How about this way?
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(squeals)
I love it!.
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You're the best, bestie.
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I'm just worried
Kristine and I
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might become too close,
you know?
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(laughs nervously)
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I'll just go out
and make a new friend.
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It'll be easy.
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Yeah, I mean, I love to sing.
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I also like building things,
like birdhouses.
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That's when I feel the most
like me, you know?
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Yep, that is me to a T.
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Hot tea for Bailey.
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That's me, all right.
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Bailey.
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Wow, we sure are running fast.
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Sweet hip pack,
by the way.
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I mostly walk,
sometimes skip.
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Oh, that was the warm-up?
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Cool, cool, cool. I'll just...
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I'll just catch up
you with you later.
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(groans)
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Wow, that color
is gorgeous on you.
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You think?
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I wouldn't lie to you.
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Friends don't do that.
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- I don't like it.
- (wristband beeps)
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Do you carry it in blue?
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Oh. Ah!
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I don't work here.
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(sighs)
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Okay, this is harder
than I thought.
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Look on the bright side.
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You made ten percent commission
on that last one.
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What's wrong with me?
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Why can't I just find a girl
to be my friend?
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BECKER:
Hey, so you guys might hear
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some loud cracking sounds
over here.
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But that's just me trying out
my sick new bullwhip.
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So no need to get
the authorities involved, okay?
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- (whip cracks)
- (both gasp)
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BECKER: Yes!
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Scott, your sister.
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She'll be fine.
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At least it's nothing explosive.
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No, no, no, I could be friends
with Becker.
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Sure, she's a year
younger than me
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and has some peculiar interests.
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- (whip cracks)
- BECKER: Sweet!
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But we have lived
next to each other
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pretty much
our whole lives.
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Yeah. I mean, honestly,
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she could use a friend
not named Bonesaw.
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Or Buzzsaw.
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Or Chainsaw.
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Or Paul.
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Oh, Paul is the worst.
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- (whip cracks)
- BECKER: Ha-ha! Victory!
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Becker, was that the grill?
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BECKER:
No.
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Maybe.
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(Becker chuckles)
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Ah!
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You know what?
I think I changed my mind.
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No worries,
I'll just call Kristine
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Actually, this will be fine.
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What are you mulch bags
doing in my room?
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Oh, hey, Becker.
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Long time no see.
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It's me, Hailey... Banks.
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You know, from living next door
to you your whole life?
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Well, if I'd known
I was having company,
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I would have tidied up
the place.
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- There.
- Becker,
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Hailey needs to hang
with you today, okay?
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Who knows, maybe you'll even
become friends.
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And in exchange, I'll make sure
they count the time
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against your community service.
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I was gonna spend the day
chucking some old tires
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off a cliff with Buzzsaw,
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but I guess
I could clear my calendar.
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Great, I brought
a Junior Classic Birdhouse kit
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for us to build together.
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Yeah, sounds cool.
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- Paint?
- Paint.
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- Sponge?
- Sponge.
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- Home Tweet Home decal?
- Uh, yeah, this thing.
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Is it perfect?
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It's absolutely perfect.
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Nice. Put these on.
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What for?
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Whoo!
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That was incredible!
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Who knew it'd be
so much more satisfying
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to blow up something
we worked really hard on?
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Thanks, Hailey.
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Maybe we really could
be friends.
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- (wristband beeps)
- Okay, then. Thanks, Becker.
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You know what?
You can keep the birdhouse.
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Or, you know,
what's left of it.
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So, what are we
blowing up tomorrow?
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Garbage? An old truck?
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An old garbage truck?
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Oh, sorry,
no can do tomorrow.
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Scott and I are waiting in line
to get some new WildKatz.
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- Rain check?
- Wild cats?
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I can get you those.
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You don't have to wait in line.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah, no problem.
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Bonesaw owes me a favor.
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Really? I would love a pair.
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Say no more.
I read you loud and clear.
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Friends take care
of each other. (clicks tongue)
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Wow. Thanks, Becker.
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(crickets chirping)
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(birds tweeting)
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(low growling)
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(sighs and groans)
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Ah! Pumas!
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- What in the--?
- (cell phone vibrates)
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BECKER:
'Sup, Hay-bales.
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Still working on that nickname.
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Anyway, I got you those
wild cats you wanted.
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They're right outside
your house.
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You are welcome.
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(cell phone ringing)
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Hello?
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Your sister got me a present, Scott.
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Happy birthday?
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No! She got me wild cats!
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But not the super-sustainable,
socially responsible,
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"teach a tiger how to ski" kind.
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She got those!
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(growling)
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Sweet buttery biscuits!
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I know! She must have thought
I wanted real wild cats.
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That's crazy!
Even for Becker.
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How would she even
get those?
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I don't know!
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She said her friend Bonesaw
owed her a favor.
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Bonesaw?
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(gasps)
He works at the nature reserve!
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Oh, no.
But that does explain
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all those weird questions
Becker asked.
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BECKER: So how many cats should
I tell Bonesaw to wrangle?
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One? Three?
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Well, just a pair.
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Two. Right.
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And roughly the same size
and color, or...?
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Roughly? Exactly, actually.
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If not,
it'd be kind of weird.
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Got it.
And how about tags?
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- On or off?
- On, I guess?
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Read you loud and clear.
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This is a disaster!
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I know. And Becker is on very
thin ice with my mom.
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One more screwup and she said
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she's sending
Becker to violin camp.
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Oh, no! That's the most
smashable instrument there is.
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That's why we have to get those
cats back to the nature reserve
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without anybody finding out.
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Or we'll all be
in big trouble.
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I've got an idea.
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It's working.
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(roars)
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Ah!
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Okay, now what?
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(both panting and groaning)
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Of course they couldn't
have put the nature reserve
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at the bottom of the hill.
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Something tells me
these cats aren't happy
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with their accommodations.
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- (pumas roaring)
- (cell phone rings)
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It's Becker!
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Hailey, I went
to a lot of trouble
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to get you these WildKatz,
and you just chew them up?
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Why would you do that?
I thought we were friends.
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And even if we weren't,
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it's super weird
to eat sneakers, dude.
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Wait, you got me sneakers?
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Of course. We had a whole
conversation about it.
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But you said Bonesaw
got them for you.
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He works at the nature reserve.
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Huh? No, Bonesaw works
at the Shoe Shack.
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Chainsaw works
at the nature reserve.
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Oh! Right, right, right.
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So these wild cats are...
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BOTH:
Actually wild?
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- (pumas growling)
- BOTH: Ah!
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Nice kitty.
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This was all
a misunderstanding.
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(both scream)
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(tires squeal)
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(both groan)
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(low growling)
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Ah!
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Whoa! Scott, I'm scared.
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What if this is the end?
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Hailey, if this is the end,
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I'm glad I'm with you.
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Me too.
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- (pumas growl)
- (both scream)
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(whip cracks)
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(grunts)
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I got this.
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(whip cracking)
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Thanks, Chainsaw.
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HAILEY: Becker!
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I can't believe
you did that!
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And I can't believe you'd think
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I'd steal two live animals
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and give them to you
as a pet.
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Although now that I say it
out loud,
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that would be pretty metal.
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Becker, I'm sorry I assumed
the worst about you.
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You've actually been really nice
and generous to me.
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You're a real friend.
My real friend.
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Yeah, and you're my real sister.
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Was that even
a question?
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And, hey, if you want
to hang out again sometime,
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I'd love to.
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Ha, I read you loud and clear.
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Cool. Now if I'm not mistaken,
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I think it's time
for Scott and I
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to get in line
for some new sneakers.
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You don't want
the chewed-up ones?
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HAILEY: No.
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SCOTT: I think
they're kind of cool.
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You don't want shoes
with toe vents?
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HAILEY:
That's not a thing.
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(wind gusts)
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Whoa, did you hear that,
Chainsaw?
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She's totally into me.
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Someday, I'm gonna kiss
Hailey Banks.
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(engine starts)