Whoa!
"Help her save the world," they said.
"It'll be rewarding," they said.
My bad, Hales,
but these moves are hard.
One step with the right, then one with the left?
Who can remember all that?
Scott, that's how you walk.
Like, every day.
No, I do left foot, right foot,
not right foot, left foot.
Wait, do I? Is this right?
Ah!
Yeah.
Let's try to nail this down.
Because winning this online contest
is our only chance to see Seoul M8's.
Ah!
It's also your only chance
to accomplish list item number 522...
"Meet Cute Jun from Seoul M8s."
The fate of my world depends on me meeting Cute Jun.
You mean, the fate of the world.
Oh, yeah, right.
Exactly.
So we gotta ace these dance moves, Scott.
Just think back to the first parkour move you nailed.
Nailed. Yeah.
That totally already happened. Mm-hmm.
Backflip!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow!
Backflip!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Wait. Beta, we can't post that.
Yeah, too late.
I'll just hack the view count later.
Backflip! Hang on.
Oh, your video is getting all kinds of views on its own.
Ha! People like our video?
Wait, why do people like our video?
"Who's that cute guy with the epic fail?"
"Adorable much?"
"Hottie McHot Mess!"
Scott, your disaster is helping us get tons of views.
Well, you know what they say,
"If you're gonna fail, fail to succeed."
No one says that.
Congrats, Hailey and Scott.
You are the Seoul M8s contest winners!
- Yes! - Yes!
Seriously?
We're going to the concert!
No, you're not going to the concert.
Hailey, you promised to babysit Dwayne and Johnson tonight.
Remember?
Oh. Right.
But don't worry, they're easy.
Ah!
Whoa!
But, Mom, I won front-row passes.
I have to go.
Sorry, I've got a work meeting tonight
that I cannot miss.
That's why your father has to go to the school PTA meeting.
Right, the infamously boring PTA meeting.
I look like a CEO in this tie.
Don't worry, honey. Your shorts say otherwise.
I'm sorry, Hailey, but you can't shirk your responsibilities
to go to a concert.
Ugh! Of course you don't understand.
You're always so... so...
So what?
The answer is beautiful.
So beautiful.
No. So boring.
You're never fun.
It's not my job to be fun.
My job--
Is a real estate agent.
Hoo! I'm on fire today.
Hailey, part of growing up
is being responsible,
and tonight that means taking care of the boys.
- I wrote down the essentials. - What?
Well, this is the last time you dress yourself.
And those shoes? Really?
At least my feet will be comfortable tonight.
Be good. Love you.
Bummer. What now?
We can't see Seoul M8s and babysit.
Or can we?
I don't know. Can we?
Yes! We're taking the twins to the concert with us.
Oh. Cool.
But how are we gonna get them in?
Don't worry, I've got an idea.
Wow, Hailey, Brilliant idea to call ahead and confirm
kids under five get in free.
I can't believe we're actually here!
Yeah. But it's really dark.
Bit of a safety hazard.
Oh, wait, never mind.
Okay, Scott, remember the plan.
Approximately one minute into their first song,
each Seoul M8 member will choose a fan from the audience
to join them on stage.
Cute Jun is always positioned center-left.
Not left, center-left.
We will do his dance perfectly, down to the butt wiggle.
Not a butt shake, a butt wiggle.
The dance will get his attention,
so he'll pick me to come on stage,
and my life's dream will be complete.
Ah!
And the list item will be done, too.
The what? Oh, yeah. Right.
Win-win.
And now,
please welcome to the stage
Seoul M8!
First up, Respectful Ryung!
Ah!
Next up,
Magnetic Min!
This third guy's the charm.
It's Charming Chan-Hui!
Dare I say who's next?
It's Daring Dae-Han!
Let's get on with it!
And, last but not least,
he's handsome, he's a hoot,
and he can kind of play the flute.
Cute Jun!
Ah!
Whoo-hoo!
Uh, pretty sure that wink was for me, Hales.
♪ in combination ♪
♪ Seoul M8S Everything saying winning ♪
♪ Don't let your feet stop When the beat drops like ooh ♪
♪ Only got one thing to do... ♪
♪ Da, da, da Da da, da, da, da... ♪
Scott. It's go time.
Aw, but we just got here.
And I just bought a pretzel.
No, I mean, let's start the plan.
First, secure the twins.
Goodbye, pretzel.
I hardly knew ye.
♪ Knowing all your feelings ♪
- ♪ Are forever ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, but your spark Making my heart go zoom... ♪
Don't worry, Hales.
I'll get his attention with this sick backflip.
♪ I need you in my life ♪
♪ Want to picture you At my side ♪
We're gonna meet Cute Jun!
Quick, grab the twins.
Maybe he'll sign one of them for us.
Uh, Hailey?
We have to find them!
Um, would you kind, tall gentlemen
be willing to give me a boost?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, you go high, I'll go low.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ah!
Holy mother of...
me!
Guys, surf me the other way.
No! Your other, other way.
- Whew. - Hey, Hales!
Scott, my mom is here.
Having fun.
Having fun?
Are you sure it's your mom?
Any luck finding Dwayne and Johnson?
Not yet, but maybe we can ask those kids on stage.
The twins!
Team, get me to the stage.
Ah!
♪ Let you know ♪
♪ Gotta let you know ♪
Tonight was perfect,
minus that little hiccup where I lost two humans.
Now we just got to get out of here before we run into my--
- Mom? - Hailey!
Oh. Hailey. I can't believe your mom is here.
And she looks so--
Beautiful.
She's so beautiful.
I am disappointed in you, Hailey.
This was really irresponsible.
You're right, Mom. I'm sorry.
I was selfish and shouldn't have put Dwayne and Johnson at risk,
and-- Hey, wait!
You said you had a meeting tonight.
Why are you here?
Is this why you made Dad go
to that boring PTA meeting at school?
It's kind of funny.
Your mom lied to her soul mate to come see the Seoul M8s.
Okay, not as funny as I thought.
Read the room, Scott.
Read the room.
Well, since the boys are safe
and they clearly had a good time,
maybe it's best if we just
never speak of this night to anyone.
Ever.
Especially your father.
It'll be our secret.
He's really not great on the flute.
- He's lucky he's cute. - Mm-hmm.
Well, well, well.
Looks like I'm the last one in.
Makes sense, with the crazy night I had.
Kareem spilled his coffee on Yolie,
who was wearing white, if you can believe it.
And then Alice laughed so hard
she snorted out her coffee on Kareem.
Which is funny, because Kareem started the whole thing.
Apparently, it was a pretty hot cup of coffee,
so Yolie's out of commission for awhile.
Oh, and I was nominated for vice president of the PTA.
Man, tonight was epic.
Sounds pretty crazy, Dad.
We sure missed out.
Oh, where'd they learn that?
Preschool!
The stuff they teach kids these days.
Well, I'm gonna hit the hay.
Good night, family.