[narrator] Chaos Bots have been sent from the future
to stop the one person who can save the world.
Me?
[singers] ♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
[Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪
♪ Roller-skate All the way to Orlando ♪
♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪
[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
[Hailey] ♪ Win first place ♪
♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪
♪ Eat an onion ♪
- Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh?
- [Scott screams] - [garbage can clatters]
[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
[Scott grunting]
[sniffing]
[grunts]
[roars]
Hey, watch your dingle bits. I'm working on something here.
[Scott] What's that?
[Hailey] Since my notebook is going to be in the Smithsonian,
I should put a little logo or something on the back cover.
It's my initials with a little birdhouse.
No. Nope, no, uh-uh. No, no, no.
You cannot keep bringing your actual list out in public.
That is the most important document in the world,
and we are surrounded by all sorts of dangerous stainables.
Smoothie. Ranch. Spicy-chipotle boss-some sauce.
Not to mention the Clumsinator 9000 here.
Ah!
Hailey, need I remind you what happened
the time you tried to erase a certain list item
from your notebook?
Wait, you tried to erase a list item?
- Which one? - Nothing!
I mean, Beta's exaggerating.
It's not about kissing anyone, that I can tell you.
Okay.
Beta, don't worry. I'm always super careful with my notebook.
- [Kristine] Hey, guys! - Ah!
I just got the best news.
You know the show Hat House, right?
- Never heard of it. - They made a house out of hats?
It's like one of the top three hat-themed
social influencer reality design shows on basic cable.
And they're taking submissions,
so I'm going to be throwing my hat in the ring.
[laughs] That's a figure of speech.
I would never actually throw a hat.
That's awesome, Kristine.
Just imagine my full-on girlfriend
- doing that thing you just said. - [squeals]
Scott, tomorrow I'll need your help with the audition video,
since you do such an amazing job with your skateboarding videos.
Sick move.
Sick graphic.
Happy to help.
The key is whenever you do something sick,
you call it sick.
OMG, is that the list of cool stuff
you and Scott are always doing?
- Can I see? - Wait!
Hmm. Number 143, "Kiss..."
No! That was nothing. A joke. What did you see?
Because if you saw something, it was a joke.
[squeals]
Hailey, you want to kiss someone?
How am I your best friend
and didn't even know you've been crushing on someone?
Who is this mystery person? We could double date.
All I saw is that their name starts with an "S"?
Uh, his name is...
Sanjay... Singh.
Sanjay Singh.
He's just this really cool guy I met at botany camp.
Oh, I want to kiss him so much.
Ooh, Sanjay Singh. Can we look him up?
Don't! I mean, you can't because he's not on social media.
His family moves around a lot because they're, like,
all in the military.
Even the kids. And cats.
Plus, he likes to keep a low profile
because he is such a normal, real guy.
He sure sounds like it.
Well, I've got to go fill out the written portion
of my Hat House application.
I'm thinking of using this emoji.
Okay, bye!
Man, that girl loves hats like I love rice baths.
Hailey, I still can't believe
you didn't tell me about this Sanjay guy.
And you drew hearts around his name?
- I got to see. - Wait, no!
- The List! - The Sludgy!
- [rumbling] - [electricity buzzing]
I can fix it!
[both gasp]
Chaos Bot.
[gasps]
[camera shutters click]
This seems... not good.
You think?
We're here at the Oceanside Pier,
where citizens reported seeing an unidentified flying object.
This news reporter is not one to jump to conclusions,
but I think it is safe to assume
this is some kind of alien invasion,
likely due to me being passed over for an anchor position.
But what do I know? I'm just a small-town reporter
who lacks charisma.
Anyway, here's a local business owner who witnessed the event.
I was in the kitchen,
preparing U.F.Dough's famous "Out of This World" pizza,
now two-for-one with coupon, when I heard a loud rumbling.
I thought it might be coming from the arcade,
featuring the hottest games for the whole family to enjoy,
but when I stepped outside I saw a U.F.O.
streak across the sky.
It flew into the woods right past the parking lot,
two hours free with validation from U.F.Dough.
Fascinating. I've been told footage of the incident
has caught the attention of the Paranormies,
a group of alien enthusiasts
who are making their way to Oceanside
in hopes of catching a glimpse of the alien who, again,
may be upset I was passed over for the anchor chair.
Back to you, Gloria.
Get over it, Rod.
[device signal whining]
Okay, if these weirdos find the missing bot,
my secret is out.
- What secret? - Huh?
Oh, just that I...
like cottage cheese on my pizza.
You do? I mean, you do.
Speaking of secrets, I've got one of my own.
I was once abducted by aliens.
Oh, most of us Paranormies have been.
My close encounter happened two years ago,
after getting my wisdom teeth pulled.
I was snatched up by an alien spacecraft
and brought aboard their mothership.
It was a swirl of colors and music.
I even got to meet their radiant leader, Glubarb.
[disco music playing]
And we disco danced the night away.
I woke up face down in the parking lot,
as if I'd never left.
But I know it was real.
And we Paranormies are gonna prove it
by catching this new alien
before he's snatched up
- by N.O.P.E. - N.O.P.E.?
- Yep. - What?
The National Organization
of Paranormal Extraterrestrials.
Once those mean old N.O.P.E. agents find him,
odds are they'll take him to Area 37,
the most top secret and dangerous--
Oh, Kristine's wondering if it's a good time
to help with her shoot.
So I'll just tell her I'm busy.
So just to be clear, when you find the alien
that zipped into the woods, you're going to--
Tell the whole world, of course.
Oh, those pesky N.O.P.E. agents would hate that.
Wouldn't they, Mr. Peppers?
Great. Well, got to go.
Hope you find it first.
[door opens and closes]
They cannot find that Chaos Bot first.
But you're outnumbered 20 to one by those Paranormies.
And they aren't being held back by one of these.
But we have something they don't.
Yeah. The power of friendship.
- See? - No, Scott.
I'm talking about the List.
That's what the Chaos Bots want. We can use it as bait.
[laughs] Oh, no, no, no, no.
Need I remind you that if something happens to this list,
you will never be able to complete it,
which means you will never save the world
and I will cease to exist.
And I like to exist. It is the one thing I enjoy.
Okay, fine. We'll think of a new plan.
I don't really hear the world's greatest supercomputer
contributing any ideas, but whatever.
[laughter]
Wait, where do you want me to stand?
I feel like you should just pick me up and put me there.
- Oh! - Right here ought to do it.
[laughs]
Logan, you are so crazy.
Oh, hi, Scott.
I didn't even notice you there.
This is my friend, Logan.
He's a skateboarder- slash-videographer-
slash-fashion influencer.
He also models belts.
- Yeah, he does. - What?
- Nothing. - Anyway,
when you said that you were too busy
to help me with my video, I asked Logan.
[laughs] He's so crazy.
So you two are going to be spending
all week working together?
That's totally perfect!
I'm going to be way busy anyway, so that works out great.
Plus, he looks super strong,
so he can probably carry all your equipment in one trip.
Thanks for helping out, Logan!
My pleasure, mate.
Okay, well...
Logan and I need to try on swimsuits for our beach shoot.
- Bye! - Bye!
He seems nice.
We've been out here for hours.
Can we just use my List as bait already?
When the world's most advanced supercomputer
tells you something's too risky, it's too risky.
- I've got an idea. - This ought to be good.
Chaos Bots are always trying to stop you
from completing your list items, right?
So maybe we should just pick an easy list item to do,
and it'll show up.
That's actually not a bad idea.
Even the dumbest squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
Beta, we're not tracking a squirrel.
We're tracking a Chaos Bot.
All right, let's find something quick and easy.
Hey, stop that.
"Learn to juggle." Easy.
[exhales]
Okay, maybe not super easy.
Here, I know how to juggle. You've just got to go...
- tossy, tossy, grabby, grabby... - No, no.
You have to grab the topmost thrown object
while it is three-quarters crested.
Enough! We need something easier.
Yeah. Too bad that Sanjay guy isn't here right now.
Because it'd be super easy for you to get that "kiss" item
- out of the way. - Yes, that would be easy.
[sighs]
Scott, about that.
There's actually something I should probably tell you.
We're running out of time. I'm using the List as bait.
Uh...
This better work.
Oh, it'll work. Look.
[gasps]
Oh, right, this one can fly.
Time to bring out the big guns.
Whoa, Beta, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen you do.
You Beta believe it.
[gasps]
[squeaks]
[Hailey] Beta!
This seems not good.
[Hailey] Okay, it's fine. He'll be fine.
It's fine. It's not like those N.O.P.E. agents
are going to dismantle him for information.
Totally. I mean, those guys
probably took him to Area 37 to surprise him.
For his birthday.
Ugh!
[cell phone vibrates]
- Hey, Kristine. - Hey, Scott.
Just wanted to let you know
me and Logan are almost finished
with the video for Hat House,
so we're going to unwind
with a little hot yoga.
And then he's gonna show me his boomerang.
- [rumbling] - [electricity crackles]
I have to call you back.
Professor, you're back.
Whoa, sick backpack.
Does everyone in the future have those?
Um, no.
Does it come in different colors?
Or have those pockets inside where you can keep your coins?
Scott, enough about the backpack.
Professor, are you here to help us get Beta back?
Even better.
I'm here to give you this.
Whoa, two zippers.
This is Omega.
Three hundred times more powerful than Beta.
We made some personality upgrades, too,
so it's 85% less surly.
- But what about Beta? - Oh, don't worry about him.
He's been compromised,
so his memory will automatically be wiped clean
once his battery runs out.
What? I don't want that.
Yeah, it's a bummer.
But, hey, on the bright side, new phone.
Let me show you everything it-- Whoa!
That was awesome.
I mean, the portal and stuff was cool, but man, that backpack.
She came here to give me a new phone?
Well, I'm not giving up on Beta.
[Omega] I completely agree, Hailey.
True friendship is the most valuable thing in the world.
And may I just say what an honor it is to be working with you.
Oh, well, thank you.
Now, according to my calculations,
the N.O.P.E. agents most likely took Beta
to a facility known as Area 37.
But the security appears to be impenetrable.
Whoa. Way to be on top of things, Omega.
And don't worry, I know someone who might be able to help.
Oh, Mr. Peppers, you little rascal.
I was gonna eat that.
[laughs] No, I wasn't, I'm just teasing.
Oh, sorry.
You were asking about how to get into Area 37?
Uh, were we?
I kind of forgot when this started happening.
Short answer: not gonna happen.
Longer answer: not gonna happen
in a million gajillion years.
Sorry to say, but Area 37's
got the tightest security in the world.
We Paranormies have been working on a human catapult
to shoot us over that big old fence,
but it's a ways off from being ready.
But there's got to be a way. We think our friend is in there.
Sorry, sweetheart, but the only way you're getting into Area 37
is if you're a N.O.P.E. agent or an alien.
Alien, huh?
Lazlo, I just saw something streak across the sky and crash.
I think it is an alien spaceship.
I'll send you the coordinates.
Oh, wow, that is super amazing.
I just hope this frequency isn't being monitored
by any N.O.P.E. agents,
because this sounds like the real deal, y'all.
- [loud thud] - [both grunt]
[tires squeal]
- I think we're in. - [cell phone vibrates and rings]
Hmm. It came from inside the craft.
[Scott whimpers]
[both gasp]
Ah! Alien!
- Get it! - [hisses]
Ew, ew, ew, ew!
All clear.
And, I must say, a truly inspired plan, Hailey.
Thanks, Omega.
[elevator dings]
- Scientists. - Fellow scientists.
- Scientists. - Greetings.
- Scientists. - Scientists.
[both gasp]
[disco music playing]
- Was that...? - Couldn't be.
Whoa.
This must be what's left of the Bot.
Whoa. What's that thing?
Must be its power source. I've never seen it before.
[gasps]
What is it?
Whoa, that's the thing you drew earlier.
Why is it on a Chaos Bot's battery?
Does that mean you...?
I... I don't know.
Wait a minute, who are you guys?
We're, um...
- George. - And Regina.
We're Regina and George.
The scientists... that work here.
But you're just a couple of teens.
I see what's going on here.
You finally fixed the Youth Ray in Sector 9.
Yes. That was us.
It took a lot of science, but we did it.
- [laughs nervously] - Congrats, guys.
[both gasp]
Anyway, you guys should go to Sector 9
to check it out for yourselves.
They threw us a big party,
and I think there's still some cake left.
We can do the intake on this new specimen.
Cool. Thanks, guys.
Wait. Regina? George?
What is going on here?
Oh. Did I forget to mention we got the Clone Ray working, too?
That's not a thing.
Run!
[alarm blaring]
[elevator dings]
[engines rev]
Hang in there, Beta.
Hurry! [gasps]
What are we gonna do?
Perhaps I can help.
- [man screams] - [vehicles crash]
[Scott] Sick move!
Best phone ever.
[body crashing]
Ha-ha! Success!
Oh, I missed you, Mr. Peppers. Who's been a good boy?
You have.
[muffled disco music playing]
[gasps] Glubarb?
Hang in there, Beta. We'll get you some juice.
Hailey, he can't drink juice. He needs power.
Yeah, that's what I... Okay, sure.
[beeping]
It's too late.
No. It can't be.
Your memory is gonna be wiped.
I'm... I'm not ready to say goodbye.
Neither am I. You're my little dude.
And you're... a buffoon.
[Omega] If I may interject.
Hailey, the power to heal your friend
has been with you this whole time.
You mean the power of friendship?
No, I mean the power source in your pocket.
Oh. Right.
[gasps]
[beeping]
Come on, come on.
[powering down]
[gasps]
[beeping]
- [gasps] - Ho-ho!
That's the stuff!
You'd Beta believe it.
- Beta! - Yeah!
[cell phone vibrates and rings]
Hey, Kristine.
How's Logan? Did he let you play with his boomerang?
- Professor. - Hailey.
- I don't have much time. - You literally never do.
I'm just here to tell you
that you can't have two phone helpers.
So I have to choose between them?
[Professor] Well, it's not much of a choice.
Omega is 300 times better in every way,
and can give you the power of flight,
and has a way nicer personality.
I'm standing right here, lady.
You see what I'm saying? Point is,
if you want the future's greatest technology,
- you'll want to go with-- - I choose Beta.
- What? - What? Really?
Even though he's a grump, he's my grump.
And we've got a good thing going.
Omega, thank you for everything.
I'm really sorry to say goodbye.
It's been an honor to serve you.
And it's not goodbye, it's see you later.
In 50 years.
Wait! Before you go, I've got some questions,
and I want some real answers this time.
That design on the Chaos Bot's power supply,
it was the exact thing I doodled earlier.
What does that mean?
Do I create the Chaos Bots?
Am I... evil?
Again, I cannot stress enough
that I'm not supposed to give out spoilers from the future.
But no, Hailey, you're not evil.
That logo is the symbol for Haileytonium,
the most powerful renewable energy source ever created.
It literally saves the climate for generations to come.
In the future, the element you discovered
runs literally everything.
Including, unfortunately, Chaos Bots.
Whoa. So I am kind of important.
But don't get ahead of yourself.
It all starts with you completing your list.
I'm trying, but sometimes it gets so overwhelming,
and I don't know if I can do it, and--
Hailey, you're doing great.
And you have a lot of help.
I mean, you would have had a lot more if you chose Omega...
Hello, I know you can see me here.
Oh, and I totally remembered this time.
Here's tomorrow's winning jackpot numbers.
And it's a big one.
I'll just hand them-- Whoa!
Every time.
Beta, I'm so sorry for not listening to you about the List.
I really do appreciate you,
and don't want to do this without you.
Well, I got to admit it's good to be back.
I love you.
Okay, I might've actually meant it that time.
You big softie.
Beta? Beta?
What is going on?
Is it the Haileytonium?
No, it's a probability spike.
It means the odds of you completing a specific list item
- are skyrocketing. - What?
Which item?
Kiss Scott?
But why? I mean, what changed?
So, good news, Kristine made it onto that Hat House show.
Oh. Wow. Yeah, that's great news.
Isn't it?
Am I missing something? Scott?
And also...
she broke up with me.
[gasps]
♪ The future's in my hands ♪
♪ World's what you make it Get up and chase it ♪
♪ Turning that into chance ♪
♪ I'm taking action Making it happen ♪
♪ No matter what Tomorrow might bring ♪
♪ I got the guts To do anything ♪
♪ The future's in my hands ♪
♪ Promise I'm on it I'm on it ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪