[Beta] Chaos Bots have been sent from the future
to stop the one person who can save the world!
Me?
[singers] ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪
[Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat to play the piano ♪
♪ Roller-skate all the way to Orlando ♪
♪ Use my earwax to make a candle ♪
[singers] ♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
[Hailey] ♪ Win first place ♪
♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
♪ Do a corn maze hope I don't get lost ♪
♪ Eat an onion ♪
- Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh? Aah!
- Scott down! - [garbage can clatters]
[singers] ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪
♪ I know, I know ♪
♪ I know I'm so lonely here without you ♪
♪ On my own, my own ♪
♪ My own, I can only... ♪
- [squeaking] - [gasps]
Aww...
♪ Alone ♪
[Scott] And here's the thing, man.
Is giving your heart worth a heartbreak?
I don't even know anymore.
The worst part was that Kristine dumped me
over the phone, then she immediately goes
on this reality TV show, Hat House--
it's a whole competition thing where they make hats,
but that's not important.
What's important is...
nothing.
Nothing's important anymore!
Man...
I miss her.
Excuse me.
- [sobbing] - Hey, Scott.
What a beautiful sunny day!
How are you... doing?
Okay, uh, still not great.
But better than Thursday, it seems.
Oh, Thursday.
Thursday was one of Kristine's top seven days.
One Thursday, we went to the movies and got popcorn.
- [seagull squawks] - Hey!
That scrapbook-- Aah! ...is all I have left
of my full-on ex-girlfriend!
Tragic. Anyway, movin' on!
Now that Scott and Kristine are broken up,
it's the perfect time for you to cross
that pesky "Kiss Scott Denoga" item off your List.
Beta, human emotions are more complicated than that.
Scott's heartbroken!
I mean, what am I supposed to do, just blurt out,
"Hey, Scott, even though you're my best friend
and you're going through a break-up,
I have feelings for you
and we're basically destined to kiss
because I wrote it on my List?"
Yes, say that! No notes!
And if Scott's heartbroken, fix it.
How long do humans need to get over a heartbreak?
Half an hour, 45 minutes?
Trust me, if I knew a way
to get Scott out of his slump, I'd do it.
[announcer on TV] Looking for a way to get
a friend out of a slump?
Look no further
than beautiful Catalina Island!
[singer] ♪ Fun times, zip lines ♪
♪ Mini golf a ferry with karaoke! ♪
♪ Falconry, snork'ling ♪
♪ Chocolate malts ♪
♪ If you're sad You soon won't be! ♪
♪ On Catalina Island! ♪
It's perfect!
That's exactly how I'll cheer Scott up.
And once Scott's cheered up,
you can spill your guts to him
at Cuddle Cove, rated
"the most romantic restaurant in the world."
In 1989.
Wow, I can't believe
I'm really gonna tell Scott I like him.
Just thinking about it makes my hands sweat
and I can hear my heartbeat...
- [heartbeat thumping] - That'll go away, right?
[nervous chuckle]
But first... "Operation Get Scott Over Kristine!"
On to Catalina! Scott's gonna have a blast!
[Hailey] ♪ We're havin' ♪
♪ The best day ♪
♪ Best day of our lives ♪
Take it away, Scott!
♪ My jubilation is off the charts ♪
♪ I think a joy bomb went off in my heart ♪
[singer] ♪ We're havin' the best day of our lives ♪
♪ Full of fun and big smiles And high-fives ♪
♪ Only happy tears fallin' from our eyes ♪
♪ We're havin' the best day ♪
♪ Best day of our lives ♪
[all cheer]
[sighs]
Whoo!
♪ Only one thing could be better ♪
♪ That's if today lasted forever ♪
♪ We're havin' the best day ♪
♪ Best day of our lives ♪
How has nothing gotten him out of his funk?
This stuff is legitimately fun and totally on-brand for Scott.
He's won three separate raffles today!
Well, I got the last reservation at Cuddle Cove for 6:35,
so you have until then to fix... that.
[mellow music playing]
Hey, Scott, I know today hasn't been great for you,
but we'll get you over Kristine eventually.
How? Everywhere I go, I hear her voice.
[Kristine squeals on TV] I'm Kristine the Hat Queen...
Like right now.
Wait, Scott, I heard that, too.
[Kristine] And now that I'm full-on single,
I've been able to channel all of my energy
into my hat career!
Hashtag-living-my-best-life!
She's... doing amazing.
[emotionally] I'm so happy for her!
- [sobs] - Come on, Scott!
Don't think about Kristine
and Hat House and her booming career.
Instead, let's think about...
the world-famous Water Weenie!
- Doesn't that look fun? - [woman whooping and laughing]
[Hailey] All you have to do is run to the end
without falling off
and you get a free T-shirt!
I guess I do love novelty shirts.
Yeah! Like that one you got last year
at the mini-golf course?
Remember that?
It said,
"I like big putts and I cannot lie."
Still brilliant!
Now go ahead.
- You can do it, Scott! - [Scott groans]
[rubbing and squeaking]
[Hailey] You're... doing it, Scott! Heh.
Very slowly...
but you're doing it!
Okay, I did it,
can we go home now?
I'm still feeling pretty...
- ...dooowwwwwwnn! - [all exclaim]
[Hailey] Oh, my gosh!
Scott, don't let go!
Yeah, wasn't really planning on it!
[intense music plays]
♪ That girl she is gonna ♪
♪ She gon' make them stacks she is gonna ♪
♪ That girl makin' me laugh ♪
♪ She gon' get that... ♪
♪ That girl... ♪
Now, obviously,
with someone hanging on the wire
out there, I cannot let you go.
Go! All right!
[teen screams]
Why would they let him go?
- Did you say, "Let go"? - No!
[both screaming]
[all cheering]
[kids giggling]
I'm so sorry, Scott!
Today was a disaster.
We can go home now.
What? No way!
After what just happened, I've had a revelation.
Life's too short to be sad.
I gotta move on!
[camera shutter clicks]
Man, I love you guys!
Wow, that's amazing!
Thanks to you, I've got a new appetite for adventure.
[stomach growls] And dinner!
I'm starving, when are we eating?
6:35!
[pleasant music plays]
[dolphins chirp]
[light piano music playing]
Wow! Fancy!
I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
I wanna see if they have one of those guys
who gives you a little towel to dry your hands!
Okay, time to tell Scott
how you feel and get one step closer
to finishing list item number 143.
[dramatic music]
[heartbeat thumping]
[Beta] I upgraded your dinner
- to the Mega-Romantic package. - Huh?
It comes with sparkling cider, a bouquet of roses,
and a cake that spells out your feelings for Scott.
[Hailey] You wrote out my feelings on a cake?
[Beta] No, you did.
[Hailey] "Even though you're my best friend
and you're going through a break-up,
I have feelings for you and we're destined
to kiss because I wrote it on my List."
[exhales] So, this is really happening.
But you know what? This is good.
No more secrets.
Wait, they can fit all that on a cake?
And also, are you always recording me?
[stammers] Well, I-- Uh--
Hey, oh, look, it's Scott!
Bathroom towel guy was there!
His name's Greg, he dropped out of law school
to pursue dancing but his fiancée wishes he hadn't.
So I said, "Buddy, life's got no dress rehearsal."
You were in there for 30 seconds.
[nervous chuckle] I love that about you, Scott.
You connect with people wherever you go,
'cause you go with the flow.
Like a pro.
Who stays on his toe...s.
- What? - Hey, heh, it's the hostess!
[hostess] Aaaand...
it's 6:35, we can seat you now.
Follow me.
[gentle piano music playing]
Oh, you wanted this chair?
Cool, I'll just take the other one.
Thanks for today, Hailey.
I feel way better and I owe it all to you.
[gentle piano music playing]
[dolphins chirp]
[Scott gasps]
[gasps, chuckles nervously]
So there's, um...
There's something I need to tell you
before the cake does.
It's that...
- Scott, I really like-- - [phone buzzing]
Holy kettle corn!
An excellent choice.
Oh. Huh?
I'll be right back.
- Cool beans. - [waitress] Mm-hmm.
- [call beeps on] - [Kristine on phone] Hailey!
I hope this isn't a bad time.
I've been meaning to call, but I've been
so busy with the show
and hashtag-living-my-best-life.
Anyway, I just wanted say that
even though Scott and I broke up,
I hope that you and I can still be friends.
Of course!
Our friendship means a lot to me, Kristine.
[squeals] That's great news.
And I hope Scott's doing okay.
I really do wish the best for him.
He's hanging in there.
Oh, and, uh, speaking of Scott,
there's a, uh, rumor going around
that another girl likes him.
I assume since you guys broke up,
you'd be okay with that, right?
Oh, absolutely not!
This breakup has been so hard,
I could not deal with that!
And what kind of heartless girl
goes for a guy just days after a break-up?
Hailey, you are my eyes and ears!
You gotta keep that vixen away from Scott!
So...
just to be clear, you would not be cool with it?
Hailey, as my bestie, you've gotta promise me
you'll find out who this girl is
and stop her from making a move on Scott.
Promise me!
Our finest and coolest beans,
and kettle corn for the lady.
[sighs] I promise, Kristine.
[dramatic music playing]
[gasps]
[shrieks]
♪ That girl she is gonna ♪
♪ She gon' make them stacks she is gonna ♪
♪ That girl ♪
Noooo!
[gasps]
[crowd gasping]
Heh. Mm-mmm!
Top piece is always the best!
Sorry, Scott, none for you!
Yum-yum-yum, dessert first, am I right?
[Hailey] Sorry for getting us
kicked out of Cuddle Cove.
And banned for life.
And featured on the local news.
Are you kidding? That was awesome!
What an ending to a great day.
Honestly, I'm just glad it's all over.
- Oh, the fun's not over yet! - [feedback squeaks]
[Scott laughs]
Take it away, Hailey!
♪ My jubilation is off the charts ♪
♪ I think a joy bomb went off in my heart ♪