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Chaos bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world.
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Me?
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♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Teach a cat
To play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
All the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my earwax
To make a candle ♪
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♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Win first place
For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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Kiss my friend Scott?
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Huh? Aah!
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Trampoline!
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♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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As far back
as I can remember,
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I've wanted to be a sandwich.
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To have a sandwich
named after you,
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and become a sandwich legend,
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is a whole other level
of excellence.
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Chicken Sal.
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Toasted chicken salad sandwich
with lettuce and tomato.
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BL-Tianna.
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Prefers her bacon fatty,
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but keeps her stories lean.
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Lil' Meatball.
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No Tomato Tammy, Reuben,
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these people were somebodies
in a town of nobodies.
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You see, the owner of
Deli Rubs, Giuseppe,
has a rule.
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You order 1,000 sandwiches
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and you get
a sandwich named after you.
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That day, when we saw
Peanut Butter Pam
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get immortalized
on that menu...
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I knew, some way,
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some how, I had to get
a sandwich named after me.
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I still have her pickle.
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- Ugh!
- Wow, thrilled you've got
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such a connection
to this, Scott, but how did
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"Have a sandwich named after me"
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end up on Hailey's list?
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Oh, I was there too, remember?
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And I thought
it sounded kinda... neat.
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Sounds... neat.
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Like I said... neat.
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Okay, well how close are you
to hitting 1,000 sandwiches?
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Only 999 sandwiches to go.
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Those sandwiches
are so mediocre.
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I mean, who'd eat that many?
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I've eaten 997 already!
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Life's got no meaning
if I'm not a sandwich.
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And I already have
the perfect name picked out.
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The Scott Denogie
Pastrami Hoagie.
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- Did you have that laminated?
- Yep.
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And not to pull a Scott here,
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but your name
is Scott Denoga, not--
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Yeah, yeah, but this
is for a rhyme, so it's okay.
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It's very important to me
that it rhymes.
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Uh, okay?
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Kind of a mouthful.
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Yeah, a mouthful
of delicious sandwich!
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Now let's go get you
one sandwich closer
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to 1,000, Hailey!
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Sure. Sounds... neat.
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That's the spirit! Kind of.
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Hey! What are you guys
eating over there?
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A salad?
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Scotty!
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Scotty?
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What's shaking, Scotty?
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My belly
from all these sandwiches!
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- Hailey, this is
Peanut Butter Pam.
- Mm-hmm.
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- BL-Tianna, Chicken Sal.
- Mm-hmm.
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- No Tomato Tammy.
- Uh-huh.
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Lil' Meatball and... Reuben.
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Oh, Reuben!
I'm also just... Hailey.
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No, no,
you're saying it wrong.
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You've gotta say it
like the sandwich.
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You mean, like, Reuben?
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How's that shoulder
holding up, Scotty?
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Shoulder? What's wrong with
your shoulder, Scott... y?
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Oh, Scotty's been on the mend
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for months
from a fist-pumping injury.
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Meatball! Meatball!
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Meatball! Meatball!
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Meatba-- ah!
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He was having
a really great time!
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Right up until he wasn't.
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Peanut Butter Pam
says I'm the next generation
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of sandwich legend!
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Only three sandwiches left
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'til I'm on the menu
with you guys!
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Oh, and Hailey's
gonna get up there too.
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Yeah, Scotty, about that.
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There's something
we should tell you.
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Howdy!
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Bill Board?
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Oh, boy. Don't tell me.
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You won this deli
in a high stakes game of pool?
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Oh, you're way off,
Little Missy.
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I won this here place
in a high stakes game of Horse.
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I got a mean hook shot.
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Wait, you'll still honor
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Giuseppe's
1,000 sandwich rule, right?
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- Who?
- Giuseppe?
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This deli's founder?
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Oh, is that how
you pronounce it?
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I been calling him Geeyoosep.
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I will honor Geeyoosep's rule, though.
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His rule
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that I can do whatever I want
as the new owner.
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Yee-haw!
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I'm still gonna
name my sandwiches
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after people, though.
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My step-daughter, Vision Board,
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showed me videos
on the interwebs
that get millions of views.
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So we're gonna hold
a promotional contest
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to make our own virus video.
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Yes! I mean...
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so sorry about
the punch card, Scott.
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- But also, what's the contest?
- A test of endurance!
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We'll put everyone up
on our famous sub sign,
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and the three folks
that last the longest up there
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will get a sandwich
named after them.
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That sounds... way better
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than eating 1,000
questionable sandwiches!
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I'm in!
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I'm so sorry, son.
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I should've thrown those
away for you.
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Yee-haw!
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All those sandwiches
for nothing.
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All that time wasted!
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Nearly $10,000.
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Don't worry, Scott, you're gonna
be one of the top three.
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We both are! We can become
sandwich legends together.
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Hey, Scott and Hailey
for the win, okay?
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Scott and Hailey for the win.
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All right, let's do this!
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Hey, hey, remember
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what your physical
therapist said, Scotty.
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There are other ways
to celebrate.
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Since when are you
seeing a physical therapist?
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Now you can exit
the contest at any time
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by simply falling off the sign
into the ginormous mustard pool.
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Which also lowers the chances
that I'll get sued, yee-haw!
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I'm starting to think
Bill Board gets sued a lot.
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All right, interwebbers,
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let the excitement begin. Yah!
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Enough of the mind games!
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You may be on a hot streak,
Hailey Banks,
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but this competition
is the start
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to my epic comeback,
of beating you in all things.
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Hey, whoa, whoa,
what the beans!
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Don't worry,
I have a digital backup.
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But your back, the literal one,
not the digital one,
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is up against the wall!
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The proverbial one,
not an actual one.
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What are you even talking about?
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I'm going
to outlast both of you.
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I installed a personal toilet
in my pants.
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How does it even... whatever.
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Scott and I
are getting those sandwiches.
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Yeah, and mine's gonna rhyme!
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Okay, I feel like you're really
fixating on the rhyme thing.
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Well. this is less exciting
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than a sloth
washing a clean pot.
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We've only got--
23 viewers?
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Let's shake things up, y'all!
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All contestants
must now wear blindfolds
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for the next hour.
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Anybody who jumps off the sign
right now gets this briefcase
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full of warm fish sandwiches.
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- Why are they in a briefcase?
- Ooh, me!
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So warm, and fishy!
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Teachers are weird.
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Now y'all been
up there a long time,
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so if anybody needs to use
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the Potty-tron 5,000
down below...
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Nah, I'm good.
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I wouldn't relish
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being you right now, folks.
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My condiments to the chef. Heh!
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We like to have fun around here.
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Oh!
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I think he's out of balloons.
We made it!
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Wow, even you, Lucy,
you're normally kind of--
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...unlucky.
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All right, e-folks!
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We're up to... 64 viewers!
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So let's ignore
my lawyers again
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and get even crazier.
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The final test of endurance,
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if any of our contestants
drop their hand,
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it will trigger their plank
and cause them
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to drop
right outta the competition.
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What, you mean like this?
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Question answered, thank you.
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Wait, we're the final three.
We did it!
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We're all getting
sandwiches named after us!
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All right! Technically a tie,
but really a win,
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because I've always said
tie goes to the handsomest.
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Which is me, obviously.
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Whoo-hoo!
Y'all are tougher
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than a boiled boot,
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and it looks like
we've got a whopping
99 viewers now!
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So I'm gonna pull
a little switcheroo
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and keep this contest going.
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Hashtag, yee-haw!
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Keep it going?
What the beans!
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That's right!
From here on out,
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there's only gonna be
one winner!
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Hear that, internetters?
Only one person
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is getting a sandwich
named after them.
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Drama, et cetera. Yee-haw!
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That's unfair!
And very inconvenient!
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Scotty! Scotty!
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You got this! You deserve
that sandwich, buddy!
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Bill Board,
you got a problem on your hands.
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And that problem's called
Scott and Hailey for the win!
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We started
this competition together,
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and by dog, no matter what,
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- we're gonna--
- Psst, A.C.
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Team up with me
and we can knock Scott out.
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- Wait, what?
- Yeah, what?
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Scott, I'm sorry, but you know
I need this win for my list.
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I'm sure there's
another deli somewhere
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where you can somehow get
a sandwich named after you.
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Dang, Hailey, that is cold!
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I am so proud of you.
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But... it's...
Hailey, don't do this!
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A.C., Scott's got
a secret ticklish spot.
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Make an alliance with me
and I'll tell you where it is.
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That'll trigger his plank,
and we can battle it out
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mano a mano.
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Hailey! You... you traitor!
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You're like
Eggs Benedict Arnold.
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We don't talk about him
any more!
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So, you're proposing
an alliance, yes?
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Yes.
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Shake on it?
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What, no, wait,
what the beans!
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Ah!
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Thanks for
letting me win, Hailey.
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Yeah, well,
when the sandwich legends
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started chanting your name,
it was pretty obvious
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how much it meant to you.
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And I didn't wanna end up
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like Eggs Benedict Arnold.
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I regret nothing!
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Well, Beta, you'd better get
to work finding another place
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where I can get a sandwich
named after me.
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Hold on now.
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Scott and Hailey for the win, right?
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Huh?
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Order up,
here's the first official
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Scott and Hailey
Pastrami and Bay Leaf sub.
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What?
Scott, what about your sandwich?
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And your perfect name?
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I think the only thing cooler
than being a sandwich legend
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is being a sandwich legend
with my best friend.
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And most importantly,
the name still rhymes!
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The Scott and Hailey
Pastrami and Bay Leaf sub.
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I mean... not really.
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Yeah, it does!
Hailey, bay leaf,
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it's a slant rhyme, kinda.
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It's kind of a slant rhyme--
Oh, my duck, it doesn't rhyme!
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Hey, hey, it's okay.
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What matters is that we're
sandwich legends thanks to you.
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And, we've got a delicious
sandwich to prove it.
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- What have I done?
- There are so many bay leaves!
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It doesn't rhyme at all!