1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:02,961 Chaos bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:04,963 to stop the one person who can save the world. 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,715 Me? 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,676 ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 5 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,845 ♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪ 6 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,473 ♪ Roller-skate All the way to Orlando ♪ 7 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:17,392 ♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪ 8 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,895 ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 9 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ Win first place For world's cutest pet rock ♪ 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,775 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 11 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:25,776 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 12 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,069 Kiss my friend Scott? 13 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,445 Huh? Aah! 14 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:29,863 Trampoline! 15 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,699 ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 16 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,580 As far back as I can remember, 17 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,666 I've wanted to be a sandwich. 18 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,753 To have a sandwich named after you, 19 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,964 and become a sandwich legend, 20 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,383 is a whole other level of excellence. 21 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,218 Chicken Sal. 22 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:54,054 Toasted chicken salad sandwich with lettuce and tomato. 23 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,431 BL-Tianna. 24 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,058 Prefers her bacon fatty, 25 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,643 but keeps her stories lean. 26 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,103 Lil' Meatball. 27 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,188 No Tomato Tammy, Reuben, 28 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,650 these people were somebodies in a town of nobodies. 29 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,736 You see, the owner of Deli Rubs, Giuseppe, has a rule. 30 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,613 You order 1,000 sandwiches 31 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,532 and you get a sandwich named after you. 32 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,494 That day, when we saw Peanut Butter Pam 33 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,746 get immortalized on that menu... 34 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:23,375 I knew, some way, 35 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,628 some how, I had to get a sandwich named after me. 36 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,506 I still have her pickle. 37 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,926 - Ugh! - Wow, thrilled you've got 38 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,928 such a connection to this, Scott, but how did 39 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,471 "Have a sandwich named after me" 40 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,307 end up on Hailey's list? 41 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,350 Oh, I was there too, remember? 42 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,602 And I thought it sounded kinda... neat. 43 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,647 Sounds... neat. 44 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,316 Like I said... neat. 45 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,737 Okay, well how close are you to hitting 1,000 sandwiches? 46 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:54,573 Only 999 sandwiches to go. 47 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,413 Those sandwiches are so mediocre. 48 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:02,831 I mean, who'd eat that many? 49 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,959 I've eaten 997 already! 50 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,879 Life's got no meaning if I'm not a sandwich. 51 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,548 And I already have the perfect name picked out. 52 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:15,093 The Scott Denogie Pastrami Hoagie. 53 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,721 - Did you have that laminated? - Yep. 54 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,181 And not to pull a Scott here, 55 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,974 but your name is Scott Denoga, not-- 56 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,561 Yeah, yeah, but this is for a rhyme, so it's okay. 57 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:27,356 It's very important to me that it rhymes. 58 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,274 Uh, okay? 59 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,817 Kind of a mouthful. 60 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,820 Yeah, a mouthful of delicious sandwich! 61 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,238 Now let's go get you one sandwich closer 62 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,698 to 1,000, Hailey! 63 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,909 Sure. Sounds... neat. 64 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,578 That's the spirit! Kind of. 65 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,165 Hey! What are you guys eating over there? 66 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,958 A salad? 67 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,335 Scotty! 68 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,503 Scotty? 69 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,129 What's shaking, Scotty? 70 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,131 My belly from all these sandwiches! 71 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,219 - Hailey, this is Peanut Butter Pam. - Mm-hmm. 72 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,221 - BL-Tianna, Chicken Sal. - Mm-hmm. 73 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,014 - No Tomato Tammy. - Uh-huh. 74 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,975 Lil' Meatball and... Reuben. 75 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,812 Oh, Reuben! I'm also just... Hailey. 76 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,647 No, no, you're saying it wrong. 77 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,357 You've gotta say it like the sandwich. 78 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:14,319 You mean, like, Reuben? 79 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,446 How's that shoulder holding up, Scotty? 80 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,991 Shoulder? What's wrong with your shoulder, Scott... y? 81 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,493 Oh, Scotty's been on the mend 82 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,745 for months from a fist-pumping injury. 83 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,039 Meatball! Meatball! 84 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,916 Meatball! Meatball! 85 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,292 Meatba-- ah! 86 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,004 He was having a really great time! 87 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,965 Right up until he wasn't. 88 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,384 Peanut Butter Pam says I'm the next generation 89 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,386 of sandwich legend! 90 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,804 Only three sandwiches left 91 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,222 'til I'm on the menu with you guys! 92 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,767 Oh, and Hailey's gonna get up there too. 93 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,270 Yeah, Scotty, about that. 94 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,938 There's something we should tell you. 95 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,606 Howdy! 96 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,233 Bill Board? 97 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,402 Oh, boy. Don't tell me. 98 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,779 You won this deli in a high stakes game of pool? 99 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,365 Oh, you're way off, Little Missy. 100 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,784 I won this here place in a high stakes game of Horse. 101 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,286 I got a mean hook shot. 102 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,829 Wait, you'll still honor 103 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,914 Giuseppe's 1,000 sandwich rule, right? 104 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,000 - Who? - Giuseppe? 105 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,752 This deli's founder? 106 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,130 Oh, is that how you pronounce it? 107 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,466 I been calling him Geeyoosep. 108 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:20,010 I will honor Geeyoosep's rule, though. 109 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,928 His rule 110 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,889 that I can do whatever I want as the new owner. 111 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,390 Yee-haw! 112 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:27,809 I'm still gonna name my sandwiches 113 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,019 after people, though. 114 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,271 My step-daughter, Vision Board, 115 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,065 showed me videos on the interwebs that get millions of views. 116 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,901 So we're gonna hold a promotional contest 117 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,819 to make our own virus video. 118 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,613 Yes! I mean... 119 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,491 so sorry about the punch card, Scott. 120 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:45,452 - But also, what's the contest? - A test of endurance! 121 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,579 We'll put everyone up on our famous sub sign, 122 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,623 and the three folks that last the longest up there 123 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,875 will get a sandwich named after them. 124 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,085 That sounds... way better 125 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,671 than eating 1,000 questionable sandwiches! 126 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,465 I'm in! 127 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,050 I'm so sorry, son. 128 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,177 I should've thrown those away for you. 129 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,222 Yee-haw! 130 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,808 All those sandwiches for nothing. 131 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,684 All that time wasted! 132 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:13,480 Nearly $10,000. 133 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,941 Don't worry, Scott, you're gonna be one of the top three. 134 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:19,110 We both are! We can become sandwich legends together. 135 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,738 Hey, Scott and Hailey for the win, okay? 136 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,950 Scott and Hailey for the win. 137 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,869 All right, let's do this! 138 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,371 Hey, hey, remember 139 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,248 what your physical therapist said, Scotty. 140 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,500 There are other ways to celebrate. 141 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,294 Since when are you seeing a physical therapist? 142 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:39,047 Now you can exit the contest at any time 143 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:42,842 by simply falling off the sign into the ginormous mustard pool. 144 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,679 Which also lowers the chances that I'll get sued, yee-haw! 145 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,181 I'm starting to think Bill Board gets sued a lot. 146 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,558 All right, interwebbers, 147 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,810 let the excitement begin. Yah! 148 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,776 Enough of the mind games! 149 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,614 You may be on a hot streak, Hailey Banks, 150 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,366 but this competition is the start 151 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,703 to my epic comeback, of beating you in all things. 152 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,746 Hey, whoa, whoa, what the beans! 153 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,417 Don't worry, I have a digital backup. 154 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,253 But your back, the literal one, not the digital one, 155 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,255 is up against the wall! 156 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,048 The proverbial one, not an actual one. 157 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,342 What are you even talking about? 158 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,220 I'm going to outlast both of you. 159 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,723 I installed a personal toilet in my pants. 160 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,313 How does it even... whatever. 161 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,607 Scott and I are getting those sandwiches. 162 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:41,818 Yeah, and mine's gonna rhyme! 163 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,237 Okay, I feel like you're really fixating on the rhyme thing. 164 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,780 Well. this is less exciting 165 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:48,366 than a sloth washing a clean pot. 166 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:51,536 We've only got-- 23 viewers? 167 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,705 Let's shake things up, y'all! 168 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,749 All contestants must now wear blindfolds 169 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,459 for the next hour. 170 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:03,173 Anybody who jumps off the sign right now gets this briefcase 171 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,175 full of warm fish sandwiches. 172 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,135 - Why are they in a briefcase? - Ooh, me! 173 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,224 So warm, and fishy! 174 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,143 Teachers are weird. 175 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,520 Now y'all been up there a long time, 176 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,314 so if anybody needs to use 177 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,941 the Potty-tron 5,000 down below... 178 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,903 Nah, I'm good. 179 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,375 I wouldn't relish 180 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,626 being you right now, folks. 181 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,337 My condiments to the chef. Heh! 182 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,255 We like to have fun around here. 183 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,675 Oh! 184 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,096 I think he's out of balloons. We made it! 185 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,139 Wow, even you, Lucy, you're normally kind of-- 186 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:55,767 ...unlucky. 187 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,769 All right, e-folks! 188 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:00,689 We're up to... 64 viewers! 189 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,315 So let's ignore my lawyers again 190 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,817 and get even crazier. 191 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,777 The final test of endurance, 192 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:08,238 if any of our contestants drop their hand, 193 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,781 it will trigger their plank and cause them 194 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,242 to drop right outta the competition. 195 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,160 What, you mean like this? 196 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,248 Question answered, thank you. 197 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:21,501 Wait, we're the final three. We did it! 198 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,753 We're all getting sandwiches named after us! 199 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,006 All right! Technically a tie, but really a win, 200 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,217 because I've always said tie goes to the handsomest. 201 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,136 Which is me, obviously. 202 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,971 Whoo-hoo! Y'all are tougher 203 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,014 than a boiled boot, 204 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:38,643 and it looks like we've got a whopping 99 viewers now! 205 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,478 So I'm gonna pull a little switcheroo 206 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,355 and keep this contest going. 207 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,233 Hashtag, yee-haw! 208 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,736 Keep it going? What the beans! 209 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,195 That's right! From here on out, 210 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,114 there's only gonna be one winner! 211 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,450 Hear that, internetters? Only one person 212 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,160 is getting a sandwich named after them. 213 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,454 Drama, et cetera. Yee-haw! 214 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:00,915 That's unfair! And very inconvenient! 215 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,794 Scotty! Scotty! 216 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:08,173 You got this! You deserve that sandwich, buddy! 217 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,342 Bill Board, you got a problem on your hands. 218 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:14,095 And that problem's called Scott and Hailey for the win! 219 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,847 We started this competition together, 220 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,224 and by dog, no matter what, 221 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,809 - we're gonna-- - Psst, A.C. 222 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,352 Team up with me and we can knock Scott out. 223 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,271 - Wait, what? - Yeah, what? 224 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,816 Scott, I'm sorry, but you know I need this win for my list. 225 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,568 I'm sure there's another deli somewhere 226 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,695 where you can somehow get a sandwich named after you. 227 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:33,323 Dang, Hailey, that is cold! 228 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,533 I am so proud of you. 229 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,995 But... it's... Hailey, don't do this! 230 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,372 A.C., Scott's got a secret ticklish spot. 231 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,792 Make an alliance with me and I'll tell you where it is. 232 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,335 That'll trigger his plank, and we can battle it out 233 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,836 mano a mano. 234 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:50,548 Hailey! You... you traitor! 235 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,592 You're like Eggs Benedict Arnold. 236 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,302 We don't talk about him any more! 237 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:58,139 So, you're proposing an alliance, yes? 238 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,517 Yes. 239 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,434 Shake on it? 240 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:06,231 What, no, wait, what the beans! 241 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,782 Ah! 242 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,285 Thanks for letting me win, Hailey. 243 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,995 Yeah, well, when the sandwich legends 244 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,039 started chanting your name, it was pretty obvious 245 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,040 how much it meant to you. 246 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,208 And I didn't wanna end up 247 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,334 like Eggs Benedict Arnold. 248 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,795 I regret nothing! 249 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,256 Well, Beta, you'd better get to work finding another place 250 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,924 where I can get a sandwich named after me. 251 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,592 Hold on now. 252 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,678 Scott and Hailey for the win, right? 253 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,098 Huh? 254 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,308 Order up, here's the first official 255 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,603 Scott and Hailey Pastrami and Bay Leaf sub. 256 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,022 What? Scott, what about your sandwich? 257 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,024 And your perfect name? 258 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,485 I think the only thing cooler than being a sandwich legend 259 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,822 is being a sandwich legend with my best friend. 260 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,491 And most importantly, the name still rhymes! 261 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,327 The Scott and Hailey Pastrami and Bay Leaf sub. 262 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,788 I mean... not really. 263 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:07,417 Yeah, it does! Hailey, bay leaf, 264 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,044 it's a slant rhyme, kinda. 265 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:13,214 It's kind of a slant rhyme-- Oh, my duck, it doesn't rhyme! 266 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,383 Hey, hey, it's okay. 267 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,011 What matters is that we're sandwich legends thanks to you. 268 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,762 And, we've got a delicious sandwich to prove it. 269 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,851 - What have I done? - There are so many bay leaves! 270 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,019 It doesn't rhyme at all!