The case is closed, Kitty.
But you've forgotten one thing.
Me.
I can't forget the unforgettable, kid.
Yay!
Oh! I love film noir.
The clothes, the intrigue,
the... laser light show?
I didn't notice lasers in the movie.
Probably 'cause it was in black and white.
I buzz like a bee
and I fly like a...
Well, a bee, but I am not a bee.
I am wrestling champion Cicada Beta!
Wipe that smile off your face, chump,
and prepare for one foot and three inches of pure pain!
- Aw. - So cute.
Ding, ding, ding!
Winner and still champion,
Cicada Beta!
Beta, that wrestling was adorable.
What? Would you call this flying scissor kick adorable?
Hyah!
Aw! Look at the little feet!
The cutest, really.
Fine. As payback for these egregious insults
to my muscle-tude,
I'm gonna make sure your next list item
is an embarrassing one.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Aha!
"Conquer the Big Bounce at Trampoline Town."
Nice try, Beta,
but Trampoline Town's fun.
Right, Hailey?
Hailey?
Ooh, that's her flashback face.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
It was a heat wave.
The worst in years.
It was so hot,
the thermometers went on strike.
Wait, why is she talking like that?
Shh! It's a stylized flashback.
Trampoline Town was a hole in the wall
on the wrong side of the tracks
at the end of a dead-end street.
But I loved it.
It smelled of cake,
socks, and regret.
I was there on account of the Kurpatwinski twins,
identical in every way
except for a tiny mole above Jenna's lip.
Or was it Brenna's lip?
No matter.
After a quick Shirley Temple
to take the edge off,
I saw him.
Terry Kline.
He was to good looks
what apple pie is to America.
But he couldn't put two and two together
if you lent him one and gave him the other.
But I wasn't there for him or anyone.
I was there for the Big Bounce.
My Shangri-La.
Happy hour was over, kids,
and everybody was gonna pay full price.
Wait, what?
I'm painting a picture with my words.
I bounced like there was no tomorrow.
And I was good. Real good.
I knew all the angles, and none of them were acute.
I was sweating more than a turkey at Thanksgiving.
My goose was cooked,
and everyone could see I was chicken.
Those kids had "bad" written all over them
like they was the newspaper.
I can't believe you just did that.
- One by one... - Wow.
You were really going for it out there.
...they turned on me.
Oh, maybe a Hype Water would help.
It was time for pin the tail on the donkey,
and that sweaty donkey was me.
So I hightailed it,
got out of Dodge, scrammed.
I didn't want to come to your dumb party in the first place!
They say nobody gets what they want
and everybody gets what's coming to 'em.
But I haven't been back since.
Forget it, Hales.
It's Trampoline Town.
What the heck is happening?
Hailey, you shouldn't have to give up something you love
just 'cause of a little sweat.
But I get so self-conscious when I get sweaty.
Who cares?
I fall off my skateboard all the time,
and it doesn't affect me at all.
Plus, I fall off my skateboard all the time,
and it doesn't affect me at all.
It's turned you into a world-class buffoon.
You hear that? World-class.
Come on, Hailey. We'll go together.
It'll be fun.
I don't know. I get so embarrassed.
But I really do miss bouncing.
And, of course, the fate of the world is at stake.
Okay, let's go!
It's just as I remember it.
The trampolines, the music, the...
...undetermined smells.
Ugh, unsubscribe.
This place is a veritable petri dish.
Don't worry, Hailey.
This time, you'll be ready.
This is from that time
I signed up for a marathon,
but then I found out you have to run.
And it's far.
It's Jenna, Brenna, and Terry Kline.
They still come here?
They're exactly how I imagined them.
Except in color.
Ugh! Let's go.
I can't do this if they're gonna watch.
I'm sweating just thinking about it.
I have an idea.
I'll distract them
so you can complete the course.
- Agh! - How are you gonna do that?
It's easy. I'll just lay on the charm.
I don't want to brag,
but Jenna's had a crush on me for years.
Or was it Brenna?
No, definitely Jenna.
Watch and learn.
Hey, Jenna.
I'm Jenna.
I knew that.
How that boy manages to get into trouble all the time
is beyond meee...
Right? Good thing I have you by my side, Beta.
...eeee!
I don't know who you are or what you want,
but I demand you--
I wuv you.
Oh, you will pay for this, pork chop!
You'll pay!
That's why I don't say things are ever a walk in the park,
because for me, a walk can be difficult.
Perfect. I'll quickly finish this sucker,
and no one will even notice.
- Agh! - Howdy, friends.
It's me, Bill Board of Bill Board's Billboards
and new owner of Trampoline Town,
which I recently won in a Secret Santa gift exchange.
Of course you did.
And I'm happy to announce that I've added a new,
giant, digital billboard,
and expanded the Big Bounce obstacle course.
And every moment will be captured on the Bounce Cam,
with super zoom slo-mo action
and Extreme Sweat Meter.
Who'd want an Extreme Sweat Meter?
The Extreme Sweat Meter rules!
Good news is, the next person
at the top of the Big Bounce
will be the first to try it with everybody watching.
So, step into the spotlight, lucky winner, and show yourself.
Uh, Beta? Any ideas?
Beta?
Hmm.
Ooh! An anonymous masked competitor.
Kinda weird, but let's see what you got, cowpoke!
- Here goes nothing. - Yee-haw!
Listen, booger boy, you've gotta knock this off!
Agh!
Oh, what has become of me?
Am I not yoked?
So that's when I learned that a marathon includes running.
Pretty cool story, huh, Jenna?
Ugh! I'm Brenna.
- I'm Jenna. - Whoops.
And neither of us have a crush on you.
I did once, when you tried that new hair gel
before it got recalled for attracting bears.
That was a fun and dangerous week.
Whoa, who's that masked trampoliner?
Whoever it is,
- they are crushing it. - You said it, Brenna.
- She's Brenna! - I am Brenna!
Sorry! Sheesh.
Does that mole keep moving?
Only one obstacle to go
for our masked weirdo.
Ahh!
I'm too sweaty. I can't see.
It looked like this was the end of the road
unless I took off the mask and went for the whole enchilada.
But then everyone would see my sweaty mug.
But that's when I realized
I loved the Big Bounce and I didn't care who knew.
I had a date with destiny, and I wasn't gonna be late.
Well, wet my whistle and kick my caboose.
Looks like our mystery person
is none other than good old Bailey Hanks.
Ahh!
Sweet justice.
It's time for Cicada Beta!
Hyah!
Ladies and gentlemen,
prepare yourselves
for the flying scissor kick!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
We love you, Beta! We love you, Beta!
Ew, Ryder, that toy is full of germs.
Winner and still champion.
Before you say anything,
you can make fun of me for sweating if you want.
I had a blast up there, and I don't care what you think.
Why would we make fun of you?
Because that's what you did at your birthday party.
No, we didn't.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
And we have it on video.
I can't believe you just did that!
Wow! You were really going for it out there.
Maybe a Hype Water would help?
I didn't want to come to your dumb party in the first place!
Wow.
I was so sweat-conscious,
I assumed the worst of all of you.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
We just missed hanging out with you.
But you did inspire us
to really go for it on the course.
We've never seen anyone bounce like that.
Ecch. I need screen wipes and a nap.
Can we leave now?
How about we all do the Big Bounce together?
You in... Brenna?
Good guess.
Oh, sure. Why not?
What? No, wait, wait!
Come on, put me down.
Put me down!
No, no, no!
♪ The future's in my hands ♪
♪ World's what you make it, get up and chase it ♪
♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
♪ I'm taking action, making it happen ♪
♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪
♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪
♪ The future's in my hands ♪
♪ Promise I'm on it I'm on it ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
-♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it ♪
♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪