1 00:00:00,750 --> 00:00:02,752 [jazzy noir theme playing] 2 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,799 The case is closed, Kitty. 3 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,467 But you've forgotten one thing. 4 00:00:09,842 --> 00:00:10,927 Me. 5 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:13,638 I can't forget the unforgettable, kid. 6 00:00:14,555 --> 00:00:16,849 [music swells] 7 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,352 {\an8}Yay! 8 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,187 {\an8}Oh! I love film noir. 9 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:23,106 {\an8}The clothes, the intrigue, 10 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,483 {\an8}- the... laser light show? - [electronic music blaring] 11 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:27,151 {\an8}I didn't notice lasers in the movie. 12 00:00:27,151 --> 00:00:28,778 Probably 'cause it was in black and white. 13 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:30,530 - [music blaring] - I buzz like a bee 14 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,115 and I fly like a... 15 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,575 Well, a bee, but I am not a bee. 16 00:00:34,575 --> 00:00:40,290 I am wrestling champion Cicada Beta! 17 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,625 Wipe that smile off your face, chump, 18 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:46,421 and prepare for one foot and three inches of pure pain! 19 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,588 [grunts] 20 00:00:47,588 --> 00:00:49,465 - Aw. - So cute. 21 00:00:49,465 --> 00:00:50,717 Ding, ding, ding! 22 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,136 Winner and still champion, 23 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:56,431 Cicada Beta! 24 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,224 - [music stops] - [both laugh] 25 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,476 Beta, that wrestling was adorable. 26 00:01:00,476 --> 00:01:03,646 What? Would you call this flying scissor kick adorable? 27 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:05,106 Hyah! 28 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:07,400 Aw! Look at the little feet! 29 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,526 The cutest, really. 30 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:11,863 Fine. As payback for these egregious insults 31 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,197 to my muscle-tude, 32 00:01:13,197 --> 00:01:14,824 I'm gonna make sure your next list item 33 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:16,284 is an embarrassing one. 34 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,536 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Aha! 35 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:22,790 "Conquer the Big Bounce at Trampoline Town." 36 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:23,875 [scoffs] 37 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,335 Nice try, Beta, 38 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,586 but Trampoline Town's fun. 39 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,879 Right, Hailey? 40 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,214 Hailey? 41 00:01:30,214 --> 00:01:32,800 Ooh, that's her flashback face. 42 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,679 I remember it like it was yesterday. 43 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,348 It was a heat wave. 44 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,432 The worst in years. 45 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,516 It was so hot, 46 00:01:40,516 --> 00:01:42,018 the thermometers went on strike. 47 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:43,644 [Beta] Wait, why is she talking like that? 48 00:01:43,644 --> 00:01:46,064 [Scott] Shh! It's a stylized flashback. 49 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,524 [Hailey] Trampoline Town was a hole in the wall 50 00:01:48,524 --> 00:01:49,984 on the wrong side of the tracks 51 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,736 at the end of a dead-end street. 52 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:52,987 But I loved it. 53 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,238 It smelled of cake, 54 00:01:54,238 --> 00:01:55,782 socks, and regret. 55 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,159 I was there on account of the Kurpatwinski twins, 56 00:01:58,159 --> 00:01:59,369 identical in every way 57 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,412 except for a tiny mole above Jenna's lip. 58 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:02,830 Or was it Brenna's lip? 59 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:03,915 No matter. 60 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,333 After a quick Shirley Temple 61 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:06,584 to take the edge off, 62 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:07,668 I saw him. 63 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:09,420 Terry Kline. 64 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:10,713 He was to good looks 65 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:12,215 what apple pie is to America. 66 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,841 But he couldn't put two and two together 67 00:02:13,841 --> 00:02:16,302 if you lent him one and gave him the other. 68 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,513 But I wasn't there for him or anyone. 69 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:21,599 I was there for the Big Bounce. 70 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,309 My Shangri-La. 71 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,811 Happy hour was over, kids, 72 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,230 and everybody was gonna pay full price. 73 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,898 [Beta] Wait, what? 74 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,858 I'm painting a picture with my words. 75 00:02:30,858 --> 00:02:32,735 I bounced like there was no tomorrow. 76 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:34,570 And I was good. Real good. 77 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:37,281 I knew all the angles, and none of them were acute. 78 00:02:37,281 --> 00:02:39,367 I was sweating more than a turkey at Thanksgiving. 79 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:40,535 My goose was cooked, 80 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,953 and everyone could see I was chicken. 81 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,830 [laughing] 82 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,248 [grunts and cries] 83 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,084 [all laughing] 84 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,669 Those kids had "bad" written all over them 85 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,295 like they was the newspaper. 86 00:02:51,295 --> 00:02:53,089 I can't believe you just did that. 87 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,465 - One by one... - Wow. 88 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:56,884 You were really going for it out there. 89 00:02:56,884 --> 00:02:58,261 ...they turned on me. 90 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,680 Oh, maybe a Hype Water would help. 91 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,598 It was time for pin the tail on the donkey, 92 00:03:02,598 --> 00:03:04,100 and that sweaty donkey was me. 93 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,893 So I hightailed it, 94 00:03:05,893 --> 00:03:07,687 got out of Dodge, scrammed. 95 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,189 I didn't want to come to your dumb party in the first place! 96 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,067 They say nobody gets what they want 97 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,902 and everybody gets what's coming to 'em. 98 00:03:14,902 --> 00:03:16,779 But I haven't been back since. 99 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,322 Forget it, Hales. 100 00:03:18,322 --> 00:03:20,450 It's Trampoline Town. 101 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,161 What the heck is happening? 102 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,288 Hailey, you shouldn't have to give up something you love 103 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,831 just 'cause of a little sweat. 104 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,624 But I get so self-conscious when I get sweaty. 105 00:03:28,624 --> 00:03:29,876 Who cares? 106 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,294 I fall off my skateboard all the time, 107 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,837 and it doesn't affect me at all. 108 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,964 Plus, I fall off my skateboard all the time, 109 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:37,049 and it doesn't affect me at all. 110 00:03:37,049 --> 00:03:39,510 It's turned you into a world-class buffoon. 111 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:42,930 You hear that? World-class. 112 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:44,390 Come on, Hailey. We'll go together. 113 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,808 It'll be fun. 114 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:48,352 I don't know. I get so embarrassed. 115 00:03:48,352 --> 00:03:51,564 But I really do miss bouncing. 116 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,900 And, of course, the fate of the world is at stake. 117 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,860 Okay, let's go! 118 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,030 [rock music blaring] 119 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,656 It's just as I remember it. 120 00:04:00,656 --> 00:04:02,909 The trampolines, the music, the... 121 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,244 [sniffs] ...undetermined smells. 122 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:07,497 [Beta] Ugh, unsubscribe. 123 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,373 This place is a veritable petri dish. 124 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,667 Don't worry, Hailey. 125 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,127 This time, you'll be ready. 126 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:14,712 This is from that time 127 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:16,297 I signed up for a marathon, 128 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,216 but then I found out you have to run. 129 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,009 And it's far. 130 00:04:21,969 --> 00:04:23,429 [gasps] 131 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:27,767 [Hailey] It's Jenna, Brenna, and Terry Kline. 132 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,101 They still come here? 133 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:31,020 They're exactly how I imagined them. 134 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,522 Except in color. 135 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,857 Ugh! Let's go. 136 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,484 I can't do this if they're gonna watch. 137 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:37,693 I'm sweating just thinking about it. 138 00:04:37,693 --> 00:04:38,945 I have an idea. 139 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,238 I'll distract them 140 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,615 so you can complete the course. 141 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,117 - Agh! - How are you gonna do that? 142 00:04:45,117 --> 00:04:47,495 It's easy. I'll just lay on the charm. 143 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:48,704 I don't want to brag, 144 00:04:48,704 --> 00:04:51,332 but Jenna's had a crush on me for years. 145 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:52,625 Or was it Brenna? 146 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,127 No, definitely Jenna. 147 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:57,171 Watch and learn. 148 00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,632 Hey, Jenna. 149 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:00,883 I'm Jenna. 150 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,426 I knew that. 151 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,805 How that boy manages to get into trouble all the time 152 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,557 - is beyond meee... - [giggling] 153 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,017 Right? Good thing I have you by my side, Beta. 154 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,270 ...eeee! 155 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,688 [grunts] 156 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:16,899 I don't know who you are or what you want, 157 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:17,984 but I demand you-- 158 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,443 I wuv you. 159 00:05:19,443 --> 00:05:21,988 Oh, you will pay for this, pork chop! 160 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,781 You'll pay! 161 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:25,950 [dramatic theme playing] 162 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:33,499 That's why I don't say things are ever a walk in the park, 163 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,793 because for me, a walk can be difficult. 164 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:37,795 [groans] 165 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,463 Perfect. I'll quickly finish this sucker, 166 00:05:39,463 --> 00:05:40,798 and no one will even notice. 167 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,550 - Agh! - [man] Howdy, friends. 168 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,760 It's me, Bill Board of Bill Board's Billboards 169 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,721 and new owner of Trampoline Town, 170 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,515 which I recently won in a Secret Santa gift exchange. 171 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,225 Of course you did. 172 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:53,227 And I'm happy to announce that I've added a new, 173 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:54,937 giant, digital billboard, 174 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:57,523 and expanded the Big Bounce obstacle course. 175 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,776 And every moment will be captured on the Bounce Cam, 176 00:06:00,776 --> 00:06:03,195 {\an8}with super zoom slo-mo action 177 00:06:03,195 --> 00:06:05,531 and Extreme Sweat Meter. 178 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,283 Who'd want an Extreme Sweat Meter? 179 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,410 [Scott] The Extreme Sweat Meter rules! 180 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,661 [sighs] 181 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,121 Good news is, the next person 182 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:13,831 at the top of the Big Bounce 183 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:16,500 will be the first to try it with everybody watching. 184 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:20,630 So, step into the spotlight, lucky winner, and show yourself. 185 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,466 Uh, Beta? Any ideas? 186 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,675 Beta? 187 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,218 [gasps] Hmm. 188 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,847 Ooh! An anonymous masked competitor. 189 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:32,642 Kinda weird, but let's see what you got, cowpoke! 190 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,020 - Here goes nothing. - Yee-haw! 191 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,438 [rock theme playing] 192 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:48,407 [spectators cheer] 193 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,585 [screaming] 194 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:03,756 Listen, booger boy, you've gotta knock this off! 195 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,257 Agh! 196 00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:07,885 Oh, what has become of me? 197 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:08,969 [gasps] 198 00:07:08,969 --> 00:07:11,472 Am I not yoked? 199 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:17,144 So that's when I learned that a marathon includes running. 200 00:07:17,144 --> 00:07:19,021 Pretty cool story, huh, Jenna? 201 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:20,439 Ugh! I'm Brenna. 202 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:21,816 - I'm Jenna. - [Scott] Whoops. 203 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,943 And neither of us have a crush on you. 204 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,903 I did once, when you tried that new hair gel 205 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:27,780 before it got recalled for attracting bears. 206 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,199 That was a fun and dangerous week. 207 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,660 Whoa, who's that masked trampoliner? 208 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,412 - [cheers and applause] - Whoever it is, 209 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,330 - they are crushing it. - You said it, Brenna. 210 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:39,208 - She's Brenna! - I am Brenna! 211 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,252 Sorry! Sheesh. 212 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,795 Does that mole keep moving? 213 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:45,047 - [grunts] - [all gasp] 214 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,050 [grunting] 215 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,427 [Bill] Only one obstacle to go 216 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:50,928 for our masked weirdo. 217 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,221 Ahh! 218 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,556 [all gasp] 219 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:58,185 I'm too sweaty. I can't see. 220 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:01,313 It looked like this was the end of the road 221 00:08:01,313 --> 00:08:03,733 unless I took off the mask and went for the whole enchilada. 222 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,818 But then everyone would see my sweaty mug. 223 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,778 But that's when I realized 224 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:10,406 I loved the Big Bounce and I didn't care who knew. 225 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:13,784 I had a date with destiny, and I wasn't gonna be late. 226 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,704 [alarm blares] 227 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:19,540 Well, wet my whistle and kick my caboose. 228 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,041 Looks like our mystery person 229 00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:24,003 is none other than good old Bailey Hanks. 230 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:25,254 [all gasp] 231 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:26,505 [grunts] 232 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:28,507 [yells] 233 00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:30,593 [heart beating] 234 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,477 Ahh! 235 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,770 - [spectators cheer] - [Beta sighs] 236 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,104 Sweet justice. 237 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:45,149 It's time for Cicada Beta! 238 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,233 [laughing] 239 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:47,318 Hyah! 240 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,903 Ladies and gentlemen, 241 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,154 prepare yourselves 242 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:53,407 for the flying scissor kick! 243 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,037 [crowd cheering] 244 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,872 [bell clangs] 245 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,290 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 246 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:03,959 [imitating crowd cheering] 247 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:05,961 We love you, Beta! We love you, Beta! 248 00:09:05,961 --> 00:09:07,254 [Beta grunts] 249 00:09:07,254 --> 00:09:08,964 [giggles] 250 00:09:08,964 --> 00:09:12,635 Ew, Ryder, that toy is full of germs. 251 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:16,472 [Beta] Winner and still champion. 252 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:19,767 [sighs] 253 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,894 [wristband chimes] 254 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,438 Before you say anything, 255 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:26,398 you can make fun of me for sweating if you want. 256 00:09:26,398 --> 00:09:28,818 I had a blast up there, and I don't care what you think. 257 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,653 Why would we make fun of you? 258 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,988 Because that's what you did at your birthday party. 259 00:09:32,988 --> 00:09:34,240 No, we didn't. 260 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,200 I remember it like it was yesterday. 261 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,118 And we have it on video. 262 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,454 [rock music playing on video] 263 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,790 [Brenna] I can't believe you just did that! 264 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:46,335 Wow! You were really going for it out there. 265 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,837 Maybe a Hype Water would help? 266 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,882 I didn't want to come to your dumb party in the first place! 267 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,220 Wow. 268 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,596 I was so sweat-conscious, 269 00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,056 I assumed the worst of all of you. 270 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:00,766 I'm so sorry. 271 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:01,976 It's okay. 272 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,352 We just missed hanging out with you. 273 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,645 But you did inspire us 274 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,647 to really go for it on the course. 275 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,066 We've never seen anyone bounce like that. 276 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:12,111 Ecch. I need screen wipes and a nap. 277 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,405 Can we leave now? 278 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,448 How about we all do the Big Bounce together? 279 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:18,450 You in... Brenna? 280 00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:19,702 Good guess. 281 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,287 Oh, sure. Why not? 282 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,250 [Beta] What? No, wait, wait! 283 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,501 Come on, put me down. 284 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,752 Put me down! 285 00:10:28,752 --> 00:10:30,963 No, no, no! 286 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,675 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 287 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,303 {\an8}♪ World's what you make it, get up and chase it ♪ 288 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,430 {\an8}♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪ 289 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,224 {\an8}♪ I'm taking action, making it happen ♪ 290 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,685 {\an8}♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪ 291 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:47,563 {\an8}♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪ 292 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,773 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 293 00:10:49,773 --> 00:10:52,776 ♪ Promise I'm on it I'm on it ♪ 294 00:10:52,776 --> 00:10:54,862 {\an8}♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 295 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,531 {\an8}-♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it ♪ 296 00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,367 {\an8}♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪