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Look, before
you call me a party pooper,
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what you don't know is
it's Uncle birthday season, and I'm wiped.
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It's a different party
every day for a week,
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{\an8}and my uncles are so extra
when it comes to their themes.
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Ugh! Don't you dare put those
petri dishes in here.
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And why are you so glum?
You're at a party!
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One where you can conveniently
complete list item number ninety-two,
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"Let Dad Win at Bowling."
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Ugh! I finally have an uncle
event that's exactly my speed,
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but I have to purposely lose!
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Things could be worse,
you could be that guy.
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Hey, you can't hold those
pizzas like that!
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- Um...
- I'm not giving you a tip!
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Beta, losing to my dad
in a game of bowling
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won't be as simple as you think.
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Not to brag, but I'm gonna brag,
I'm a good bowler.
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Good? You're great!
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That's why we call you The Hammer!
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I do nail... it every game!
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Like a hammer.
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Actually, why aren't I called The Nail?
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No, The Hammer is better.
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My dad, on the other hand, is...
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Terrible! Absolutely hopeless!
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He stinks up the place!
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I was gonna be nicer about it,
but yeah, he does.
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And he really beats himself up
when he loses,
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that's why I put this on my list.
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I just wanna give him a win.
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Hailey, I hope you brought your game face,
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because I've been practicing mine!
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My game face was the first part,
not the sneeze.
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But, hey, I've been improving!
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Don't wanna brag, but I'm gonna brag,
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I doubled my personal best
and rolled an eighty-two last time.
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Whoa! Way to go, Dad!
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I can lose to an eighty-two,
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just throw in a few gutter balls
and list item accomplished.
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Okay, put 'em up, Darlene!
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See? What'd I tell ya?
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Lane bumpers?
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So that's how he's been improving.
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How are you gonna lose to him
if you can't throw gutter balls?
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I don't know.
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Somehow I have to become good
at being bad.
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I'll find you a foam ball,
or maybe a ping pong ball.
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You won't knock anything down with those.
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They don't allow those on the lanes, Beta.
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But never mind, you're already gone.
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What is this glowing beacon of delight?
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Seven different hair options,
neck enhancements! Oh, my!
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Just try a granny roll.
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Ah! I forgot how good grannies
can be at bowling!
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Go Granny! Go Granny!
It's Marty's birthday!
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Looks like we've got ourselves
a game! Whoa-ho!
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Ooh! Get your head in the game, man!
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Ohh!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Ohh!
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You almost had me there, Dad!
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What? No, he didn't!
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You won by a hundred and thirty points!
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Shh!
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- Was that a--
- Time glitch!
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Hey, Dad, uh, rematch?
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I need a drink.
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I'm just too good!
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I need to get bad, and quick.
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It's almost like you need anti-skill.
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You need to become
a total black hole of talent.
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How do I learn to do that?
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I think I know just the person
you should talk to.
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May I present, Darryl.
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Everything he touches becomes a disaster.
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You just need to figure out
his losing formula
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and apply it to your bowling game.
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Darryl, show us what you can do
with this ball.
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Don't dance with it, Darryl! Bowl with it!
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Huh, yikes! I sound just like my mom!
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He's horrible!
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Show me your ways.
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I'm, uh, going this way.
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Let's go!
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♪ Now is the time ♪
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♪ To show what you're not made of ♪
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♪ It's a downhill climb ♪
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♪ In your little hands I'm afraid of ♪
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♪ The world as you know it
The words of a poet ♪
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♪ You better blow it
Blow it, blow it ♪
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♪ You can do it
Whoa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ You can lose it
Whoa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ You can be the very worst
the world has ever seen ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh
You can do it ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
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Attention, bowlers.
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The bowling alley
will be closing in five minutes.
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Please make this
the last game of the night.
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What do you think?
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Hmm, slouch forward,
chin down, shoulders saggy.
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Now, how bad do you want it?
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- Not at all.
- Perfect.
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You're ready... to get in my mouth.
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Ah.
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Yeah! Ah.
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Yeah! Ah.
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It worked! Darryl,
did you see how bad that was?
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Ah.
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Yeah! Ah.
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Yeah!
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Yee-hoo! This is my game!
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Who's wasting 800 bucks
on instructional tapes now, Patricia?
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- Mm.
- Yeah, Dad!
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You're really on fire!
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I gotta go tell the guys.
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Wah!
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Chaos!
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Scott!
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I just tried it for a second!
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No, there's a chaos bot,
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it's messing with my game!
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I got this.
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- Beta?
- You've been lifting, bro!
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Hailey, you handle the bowling,
I'll take care of this bot.
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Swole patrol coming through!
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You want a piece of this, bro?
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Oh, you're gonna pay for that!
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Come back here, you coward!
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Oh, man, now it looks like
I skipped leg day.
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Marty ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
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Ha!
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Oh, my sweet hawk!
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But I can beat you with just one hand.
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Okay, maybe not.
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Looks like the last frame, Hailey.
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You just need four pins to win.
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So, how do I approach this?
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Well, I like to go cake first
then frosting.
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Oh, you meant the bowling.
Yeah, I don't know.
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Okay, I just need to get a three or less.
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Uh! This beefy body is holding me back.
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Whoa! Oh!
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Oh, uh! Ugh!
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To survive a war you gotta become war.
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One pin! Yes!
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That was truly pathetic.
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Live for nothing or die for something.
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Your call.
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Ah!
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Uh-oh.
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Ah!
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Chaos!
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Oh, yeah!
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Beta, you're back to normal!
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Yeah, I didn't need all those
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so-called enhancements.
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At least you got to keep
that absolute dumptruck
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of a butt!
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Goodnight, sweet prince!
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Okay, this is my last roll,
and I need to hit zero pins.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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According to my calculations,
there's only one possible move
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to avoid striking any pins.
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The serpent's curve?
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That shot's impossible...
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if your name isn't The Hammer.
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That's me. My nickname's
The Hammer, remember?
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Will you just roll?
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Last roll, Hailey,
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let's see what you've got.
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Ahh!
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♪ You can lose it
Whoa, oh, oh ♪
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- Whoo hoo!
- Whoo hoo! Yeah!
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Ah, shucks! Guess you beat me, Dad!
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Ah, man, I am rip-roaring upset!
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I would say "good game" but...
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I think you lost on purpose.
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What? I--
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Okay, I did.
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I just... I really wanted
to see you win one, Dad.
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What are you talking about?
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I beat Darryl all the time!
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Uh... ha!
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But you shouldn't diminish
your talents for me.
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The taro is good because of its offshoots.
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I'm the taro; you, you're my offshoot.
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Yeah, I, I get it.
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Point is, if you're good, I'm good.
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- I love you, Dad!
- I love you too.
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This is exactly what we needed.
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So, Hailey, you up for one more game?
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Darlene seems pretty preoccupied.
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Yes! Rematch! You sure I shouldn't
hold back this time?
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Give it all you've got, Hammer.
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ World's what you make it,
get up and chase it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm taking action, making it happen ♪
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{\an8}♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ Promise I'm on it
I'm on it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪