1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:03,086 [Beta] Chaos Bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:05,797 to stop the one person who can save the world! 3 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,591 Me? 4 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:09,676 [singers] ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 5 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,054 [Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat to play the piano ♪ 6 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:15,057 ♪ Roller-skate all the way to Orlando ♪ 7 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:17,476 ♪ Use my ear wax to make a candle ♪ 8 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,811 [singers] ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 9 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:20,938 [Hailey] ♪ Win first place ♪ 10 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,564 ♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪ 11 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,524 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 12 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:25,817 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 13 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,654 - Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh? Aah! 14 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,405 [metal jangles] 15 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:32,908 [singers] ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪ 16 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:40,958 [Christmas music playing] 17 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,834 ♪ It's Christmas ♪ 18 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,503 Happy Holidays, everyone! 19 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:48,715 What a great year 2074 has been for us. 20 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,510 You know, some folks might say our little company 21 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,845 is about inter-dimensional timeline stabilization. 22 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,223 But, really, It's about the people. 23 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,975 - [zap] - [all gasp] 24 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,519 [giggles] I just portaled to ancient France 25 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,062 and pantsed Napoleon! 26 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,398 [laughter] 27 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,984 Okay. Who wants to come with me to feed candy canes 28 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,402 to some dinosaurs? 29 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,695 [murmuring excitedly] 30 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,321 - [loud buzzer] - [all gasp] 31 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,700 While portaling pranks are admittedly hilarious, 32 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,827 you know they risk disrupting the cosmic timeline. 33 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,496 So, come on. Everybody, hand over your portal cards. 34 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,164 You can have them back after the party. 35 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,458 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 36 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:27,588 Okay, this year, of course, we are celebrating the 50th anniversary 37 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,507 of when Hailey Banks organized the most incredible 38 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,260 Oceanside Christmas Festival ever. 39 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,054 [sighs] I just wish we could have all been there 40 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:39,266 for what must have been a magical time. 41 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,351 [Christmas bells jingling] 42 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,729 Ugh! For the love of fruitcake! 43 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:47,107 C'mon, Darryl! It's not the Oceanside Christmas "Pestival." 44 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,859 It's supposed to say "festival"! 45 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,610 Ohh. 46 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,781 That is a surprisingly clever workaround, 47 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,867 but this festival has to be perfect. 48 00:01:56,867 --> 00:02:00,370 And you know your costume is for the wrong holiday, right? 49 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,289 Costume? 50 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,458 Ugh. 51 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,711 As much as I love seeing "assertive Hailey," 52 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,672 According to the blood pressure data I'm getting from your wristband... 53 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,216 - you need to chillax, girl! - How am I supposed to chillax? 54 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,093 You're the one who told me that this is 55 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,596 my one and only shot to tackle list item #215, 56 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:20,265 "throw the best Oceanside Christmas Festival ever"! 57 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,184 Yes, the future of the world and everyone you care about 58 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,019 depends on you succeeding. 59 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,229 But maybe you could think about some pretty waterfalls 60 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,689 or something while you do it. 61 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,982 I'm thinking about throwing you off a waterfall. 62 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,234 q-What did you just grumble? - Merry Christmas! 63 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,654 Don't worry, Hailey. 64 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,615 I got something that's gonna blow everyone's mind at the show. 65 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:40,744 I hired Lil' Rudy to pass out candy canes this year! 66 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,747 "San Diego County's Only Skateboarding Mini Reindeer"? 67 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,499 And he was a steal! 68 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,209 Guess how much he cost to rent for the day? 69 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,752 - Fifty bucks? - Thirty bucks? 70 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:53,507 Yeah, something... in that ballpark. 71 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,634 As adorable as that sounds, Scott, 72 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:58,595 this is the Oceanside Christmas Pesti--Festival! 73 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,514 Dang it, Darryl, now you got me saying it! 74 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,599 Anyway, this isn't some rinky-dink 75 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,310 San Clemente Arbor Day Festival. We need to go big! 76 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,605 You want me to find a big skateboarding reindeer? 77 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,900 Just stay here, and sign for any deliveries that come. 78 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,611 I need to get home and finish working on my original Christmas song for the show. 79 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,364 Hailey, you've been working on that for six months. 80 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,826 And no offense, it stinks, and you've only made it worse. 81 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,537 You can't just say, "no offense," and then be mean, Beta. 82 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:27,290 But yes. All right, I admit version 236 was a little rough, 83 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,168 but I think 237 is really gonna nail it. 84 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:36,842 [♪ loud music with whistles and horns playing] 85 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:39,803 What do ya think? I threw in all the bells and whistles. 86 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,805 Seriously, I bought a bell and whistle plug-in 87 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,348 that came with 50 different options, 88 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,350 and they're all in there! 89 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,352 Look, I know I'm technically a producer on this track, 90 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,105 but I'll be fine if you don't mention me in the credits. 91 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,774 Ah! Ha ha! 92 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,943 Professor! What are you doing here? 93 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,529 Oh, we're having a Christmas Party back at the lab, 94 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,656 so I'm trying to hide everyone's portal cards before things get too crazy. 95 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,908 People can just portal for the fun of it? 96 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,744 Well, we're not supposed to, because it can mess 97 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,205 with the very fabric of time and space and yadda-yadda-yadda, 98 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,874 but what are you gonna do? 99 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,792 It's the holidays, and people like to have fun. 100 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:14,087 [laughs] Last year, we went back to ancient England 101 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,298 and propped up a bunch of big rocks just to see 102 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,717 the look on people's faces. [chuckles] 103 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,678 Oh, shoot, did we ever go back and fix that? 104 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,930 Anyway, do me a solid and keep an eye on these 105 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,266 for a minute so no one gets tempted to use them, mmkay? 106 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,392 Thanks, bye! 107 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,727 [loud thud] 108 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,813 You guys seen a portal around here? 109 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,816 Nope. And I'll thank you to keep your muddy boots 110 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,568 out of my Swole Zone. 111 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,320 Okay, don't panic! 112 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,113 I just need to find the nearest portal machine. 113 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,948 Those don't exist yet. 114 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,367 My dad had a flip phone a year ago. 115 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,161 Okay, don't panic! 116 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,287 I feel like you're saying that a lot. 117 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,456 This is why I always carry 118 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,166 an emergency portal-making remote. 119 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:55,378 [clicking] 120 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,589 Ah, crumbs. It's not charged. 121 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,174 Well, I guess I'm hanging out with you guys 122 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,218 while this powers up. This will be fun! 123 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,178 I love the past! 124 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,721 Ooh, an analog clock? 125 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,473 Okay, don't tell me. I can do this. 126 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,684 It's 2:00. And then big hand on the 6 means... 2:30! 127 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,187 Don't ask me if it's a.m. or p.m., because I don't know! 128 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,940 And-- [gasps] Ooh, look at this! 129 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,067 Ha! He keeps diving into the water. 130 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,194 What in the world? 131 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:22,197 Wait, you're staying for more than, like, a minute this time? 132 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:24,449 That's great! You can tell me all about the future 133 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,868 - and help me with my li-- - Oh, yeah, afraid not. 134 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,537 There's that whole "destroying the fabric of the space-time continuum" 135 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,705 - thing to worry about. - Well, can you at least give me 136 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,791 the jackpot numbers you promised? 137 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,085 [laughs] Oh, no. I was just doing that as a hilarious prank. 138 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,753 'Cause again, and I don't want to sound 139 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,046 like a broken holo-transmorpher here, 140 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,090 but no spoilers about the future. 141 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,050 - Huh. - In fact, 142 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,885 forget I mentioned a holo-transmorpher. 143 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,136 I don't even know if that's a thing. 144 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,596 It probably isn't. 145 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,558 [groans] Well, as long as you're here, 146 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:50,892 maybe you can give me some thoughts 147 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:51,977 on my original Christmas song. 148 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,187 Oh, no. Can we not? 149 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,524 [loud whistles, horns, and sirens] 150 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:01,778 - [music turns off] - Well... that's a lot. 151 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,614 Thanks! It's called "Keep Christmas Simple." 152 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,491 Oh, no! Is it too simple? 153 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,159 Maybe I could add some more sirens. 154 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,078 No! Look, I know I'm not supposed to do this, 155 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,538 but I'm gonna do this. 156 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,124 This is a copy of next week's newspaper 157 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,750 Oh, cool! 158 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,711 Does it have the answer to this week's jumble? 159 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,754 My best guess was "Mapledog." 160 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:22,173 What? No, just read it. 161 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:25,176 "This year's Christmas Festival was a huge success! 162 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,679 "Thanks entirely to the adorable reindeer, 163 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,681 Lil' Rudy"? 164 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:33,059 See? There's no reason to stress out with all... that. 165 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,644 Because all anyone's gonna remember 166 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,939 is that adorable skateboarding reindeer! 167 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,441 Oh, man. That's devastating 168 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:42,110 That means... Scott was right! 169 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,696 Oh! Well, good, I guess. 170 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,656 I wanted the festival to be a success, 171 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,283 and I guess it will be! 172 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:51,786 Despite my hundreds of hours of work. Yippee. 173 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,747 Hailey, can I hide your dad's ugliest Christmas sweaters 174 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,458 in here so he doesn't try to wear them-- 175 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,836 - Who's this? - This? Um, this is Professor-- 176 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,714 Professor Phoenix Thunderslayer! 177 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,842 I've always loved that name... that is my own. 178 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,845 Oh, Mom! Don't act like you don't remember! 179 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,347 Professor Thunderslayer is visiting 180 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,350 all the way from the fu-- Falkland Islands. 181 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:17,062 Uh, to be a consultant for the Christmas Festival. 182 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,772 So she's staying with us. 183 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,357 Hailey, I think I'd remember 184 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,442 if we agreed to let a grown woman-- 185 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,528 Wait, you seriously don't remember? I told you! 186 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,822 It was that night you made a big bowl of your eggnog 187 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,949 and said you wouldn't finish it, 188 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,160 but then the next morning, it was, like, totally gone. 189 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,913 You know what? I remember now. Professor Thunderslayer! 190 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,373 Welcome! 191 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,499 You also said you'd buy me a car. 192 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,541 Don't push it. 193 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,626 [sips] 194 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,169 Phoenix Thunderslayer? 195 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,921 Can you believe I just made that up? 196 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,215 Alrighty, looks like this sucker will have enough charge 197 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,926 for a full portal in about 50... 198 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,928 years?! 199 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:52,389 Ugh! Might as well just wait for the future. 200 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,682 We'll get there at the same time. 201 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,392 Well, if you need a charge, 202 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,352 I did order a bunch of high-voltage generators 203 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,853 for the light show down at the pier. 204 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,231 Worth a try. I do not want to be stuck here 205 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:04,609 for the Great Lemming Stampede of 2029. 206 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,529 I mean, I'm just messing with you. 207 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:10,615 Again, that totally doesn't happen. Not a spoiler. 208 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,118 You should really work on talking less. 209 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,124 All right. The last delivery should be here soon. 210 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,501 Darryl, all I need you to do is count the lights 211 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,503 to make sure we got 'em all. 212 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,172 Count the lights. Got it. 213 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,343 One, two, three... 214 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:34,597 ...two, three, two, three, two-- 215 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,183 Not those lights. The boxes. 216 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,811 The boxes are the lights. 217 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:43,690 The boxes are the lights! 218 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,568 Mind... blown. 219 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,487 Oh, man, is this a phone? 220 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,906 - [dial tone] - Who's that? 221 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,075 Whoa, the Professor's here? 222 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,286 Hey, do you still have that sick backpack? 223 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,455 - This? - Whoa! 224 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,665 Adjustable length shoulder straps? 225 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,959 It's just a backpack, you Neanderthal! 226 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,961 It's pretty obvious future backpack technology 227 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,629 remains largely unchanged! 228 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,548 Scott, we need to get the Professor back to the future 229 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,632 by charging her portal remote. 230 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,009 [electric hum] 231 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,303 [gasps] Is that him?! 232 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,638 [beeping sound] 233 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:19,225 It's Lil' Rudy! [squeals] Who has a carrot? 234 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,643 I wanna see him nibble a carrot! 235 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,688 So, if you guys are cool to unload out here, 236 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:27,150 I'm gonna unload in here. 237 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,402 O-M-G, I need to get a picture with Lil' Rudy! 238 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,654 This is gonna blow DeAndre's mind. 239 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,615 It's way better than pantsing Napoleon. 240 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:38,244 - [laughing] - Um, how does this work? 241 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,496 Tapping's not working. 242 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,706 Yeah, it's a non-tactile phone. 243 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,667 But it has full telepathic and emotional functionality. 244 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,294 Just clear your mind, and try to emote... 245 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,004 "4D-camera mode." 246 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,342 Ugh, not the flashlight! 247 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,135 You're overthinking it. Give it to Scott. 248 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,929 I'm overthinking it? 249 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,180 You future scientists tried to upgrade the button. 250 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,265 Sweet! 251 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,059 - You couldn't figure out that phone if it-- - [camera shutters] 252 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,811 - Seriously? - Well, jingle my bells. 253 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,479 What a simple design! 254 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,022 I'm surprised you future people 255 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,149 even still use buttons like this one. 256 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,526 Don't press that! 257 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,531 Stop him! 258 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,366 If he goes through that portal, it could alter the future! 259 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,243 I got him! [yelps] 260 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,245 [gasps] 261 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:26,000 [shouting] 262 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,380 [gasps] 263 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,384 Hey, you must be, DeAndre. 264 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,386 Awesome! Say, quick favor, 265 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,846 This portal is getting real tight, 266 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,390 and I need that reindeer to come back with me, 267 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,725 or a super important Christmas event will be ruined. 268 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,311 And I know you don't wanna ruin Christmas, right? 269 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,439 What's Christmas? 270 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,568 - [gasps, yelps] - [grunts] 271 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,237 - Okay, this might be bad. - Let's not panic. 272 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:57,282 We don't know the consequences of losing Lil' Rudy just yet. 273 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,702 I just saw DeAndre. He never heard of Christmas. 274 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,538 What?! DeAndre lives for Christmas. 275 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,040 He starts wearing his candy cane boxers in September. 276 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,459 [epic music playing] 277 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,881 [Beta] Worst Christmas Festival ever? 278 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,383 Lil' Rudy not being here must have created a ripple effect 279 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,176 which, over the next 50 years, 280 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,721 causes Christmas spirit to plummet the world over. 281 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,557 - We need that reindeer back! - Guys, don't worry about it. 282 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,309 As soon as DeAndre realizes 283 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,102 that reindeer doesn't belong in the future, 284 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,271 he'll just open up a portal and send it back. 285 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,357 [groans] And how is he gonna do that, exactly? 286 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,401 Easy, he just has to use his portal card 287 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,404 to activate the portal machine. 288 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:40,909 - And which portal card is that? - This portal card right here! 289 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,535 Oh, figgy pudding. 290 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,503 Please, just put down the jet pack. 291 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,923 Where are our portal cards? 292 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,466 Okay, as the only one here 293 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,343 who has earned multiple doctorate degrees, 294 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,720 I now give everyone permission to panic! 295 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,680 [Professor and Scott screaming] 296 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,017 [all screaming] 297 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:09,228 [Scott screaming] What's going on, Hailey? 298 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,357 Usually you're the one leading the panic parade. 299 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,651 The "Panic Grand Marshal," if you will. 300 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:18,029 True. I've panicked before, and I will surely panic again. 301 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,656 But today, with the Christmas Festival 302 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,784 just a couple hours away, no time for that! 303 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,619 We've spent almost a year crossing off list items 304 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,371 we had no business completing. 305 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,414 Escaping the Tomb of Doom? Done. 306 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,291 Climbing Mount Oceanside? Easy. 307 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,043 Cleaning the attic? 308 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,962 Well, I'm sure we'll get to that one eventually. 309 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,881 Point is, we've pulled off all sorts of crazy miracles. 310 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,716 So we're just gonna have to do it again. 311 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,051 Heck, yeah! 312 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,803 But you could also look at it like 313 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,721 - we have been pretty lucky. - [squeaks] 314 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,390 Not the direction we're going in, Beta. 315 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,433 Professor, Scott and I will just have to put on 316 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,061 the best darn Christmas festival the town has ever seen 317 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,063 while you and Beta work on getting enough power 318 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,648 to charge the portal remote. 319 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,733 I suppose we could connect all the generators 320 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,276 to the high-voltage lines. 321 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,320 And I can hack into the nuclear power plant. 322 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,781 They don't change the password over there for another 15 years. 323 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,575 Great! I mean, you know, kind of irresponsible, 324 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,910 but, good for us! 325 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,037 I'll call in every favor I can. 326 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,622 and if we can just keep everyone entertained 327 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,207 until Lil' Rudy gets back, 328 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,668 we just might be able to save Christmas! 329 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,921 Well, I feel a whole Christmas ham lighter. 330 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,383 So what were you guys saying about Lil' Rudy? 331 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,843 - Gotta go! - I'm just a bear. 332 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,344 Stuff. Some stuff. 333 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,098 ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪ 334 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,642 ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪ 335 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,437 - ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪ - ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ 336 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,939 ♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪ 337 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,233 ♪ We got a little more sand than snow ♪ 338 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,236 ♪ But we got that winter spirit ♪ 339 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,613 ♪ Palm trees swingin' like mistletoe ♪ 340 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,741 ♪ No better season to visit ♪ 341 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,577 ♪ Got snow globes in the gift shop ♪ 342 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,746 ♪ And Santa rocking flip-flops... ♪ 343 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,166 [out of tune] ♪ La, la ♪ 344 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,585 ♪ More than just a beachside pit-stop, hey ♪ 345 00:13:55,585 --> 00:14:00,631 ♪ Fa la la la la la Fa la la la la la ♪ 346 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,717 - ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪ - ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ 347 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:06,304 ♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪ 348 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,264 - ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪ - ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ 349 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,434 ♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪ 350 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,228 ♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪ 351 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:19,567 [audience murmuring] 352 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,070 Welcome, everybody, to what will surely be known 353 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,864 as the best Oceanside Christmas Festival ever! 354 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,825 [Felicia] You don't get to decide that! We do! 355 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,912 Okay! Well, to kick things off, 356 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,706 here are The Funcles, featuring Patricia and Kai Banks! 357 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,125 [audience clapping] 358 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,419 [banjo in the tune of "Deck the Halls"] 359 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:41,005 ♪ Time to wear my Holiday sweater ♪ 360 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,174 ♪ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ♪ 361 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:46,094 ♪ A garbage bag would be much better ♪ 362 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,346 ♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪ 363 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,515 ♪ Waited 'til December for this moment ♪ 364 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,059 ♪ It has a jelly stain from a donut! ♪ 365 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,604 ♪ But if it puts you in the spirit ♪ 366 00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,733 ♪ Wha-wha-wha-wha- wha-wha-wha-wha? ♪ 367 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,069 ♪ I'm no Scrooge I got one, too! ♪ 368 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,863 ♪ You've made my Holiday wish come true! ♪ 369 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,199 ♪ Now we've both got Holiday sweaters! ♪ 370 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,910 ♪ Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ 371 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,620 [audience clapping] 372 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,372 Is the portal remote charged yet? 373 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,124 With the amount of juice we've got pulled in here, 374 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,500 It'll charge in no time! 375 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,461 [sighs] Only problem is... 376 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,380 these wires are a mess! 377 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,632 Look, we're gonna need some more time. 378 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,759 Okay, as long as we get Lil' Rudy back for my song at the end. 379 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,344 I mean, I did add some killer car-alarm drops, 380 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,595 so we may not even need--- 381 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,430 - No! - Nope! 382 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,266 You two just keep the show going and buy us some time. 383 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,309 We are not gonna risk the future of Christmas itself 384 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,061 on your awful-- 385 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:40,857 I mean, awfully noise-filled holiday song. 386 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,278 ♪ Our heartbeats pulse together ♪ 387 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,946 ♪ Frozen dreams in snowy weather ♪ 388 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,656 ♪ The discotheque is lonely, yah ♪ 389 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,408 ♪ It's Christmas in Shuronia ♪ 390 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,618 ♪ The guest list keeps reindeer out ♪ 391 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,495 ♪ As we slap ourselves with Christmas trout ♪ 392 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,997 ♪ Hope the trout's not boney, yah? ♪ 393 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,249 ♪ It's Christmas in Shuronia ♪ 394 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,834 ♪ Now do the Christmas Pulse ♪ 395 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:03,546 [dance beat drops] 396 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,673 [Olga] Why are you dimwits not dancing? 397 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,842 Do the Christmas Pulse! 398 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,760 In Shuronia, you pulse like this 399 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,596 so the Christmas accountant knows to come to your house 400 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,056 and tally your good and bad deeds! 401 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,852 Ya, If you don't do it, it's technically tax evasion! 402 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:21,272 - Oh, yeah! - [♪ dance music continues] 403 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,943 [crashing] 404 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,737 [Beta] I wuv you. 405 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,698 [Christmas music plays] 406 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,576 ♪ It's the night before Christmas and I lay in my bed ♪ 407 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,496 ♪ Visions of Dingle chips dance in my head! ♪ 408 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,624 ♪ I shake my presents up a bunch ♪ 409 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,834 ♪ Do I hear that sweet Dingles crunch? ♪ 410 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,629 ♪ So many flavors I just have to try ♪ 411 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,965 ♪ My salt intake is dangerously high! ♪ 412 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,469 ♪ Cheddar, Sweet Onion, or Sea Salt and Lime ♪ 413 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,804 ♪ People say I have a problem but I can stop any time ♪ 414 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,015 No, I can't! 415 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,060 ♪ Oh, Santa, forget the toys and any gift that jingles ♪ 416 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:03,105 ♪ 'Cause this year, all I want is Dingles ♪ 417 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,857 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, Dingles ♪ 418 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,151 ♪ Christmas! ♪ 419 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,278 Don't forget to sign up for our new monthly subscription service, ChipFlix! 420 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,197 Dingles in your mailbox, every week! 421 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,574 Premium members get early access to seasonal flavors 422 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,284 and can designs! 423 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,536 - Who would want to-- - Take my money! 424 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,790 [growls] Huh? 425 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,001 No! 426 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,672 [dings] 427 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:30,508 - ♪ And your love ♪ - ♪ Your love ♪ 428 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,009 ♪ Makes me higher ♪ 429 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,345 ♪ So much higher ♪ 430 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:38,432 ♪ Than the smoke from my yule log fire ♪ 431 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:42,019 - ♪ Fire ♪ - [cheering] 432 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,479 [passes gas] 433 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,399 - Eww! Ohh. - Ladies and gentlemen! 434 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,568 The moment you've all been waiting for. 435 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,196 I've been waiting for this show to end. 436 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,073 I, Scott Denoga, 437 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,909 will combine the two most awesome things in the world, 438 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,620 Christmas and bike stunts! 439 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,206 By jumping this Christmas tree on my bike. 440 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,666 [bell rings] 441 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,378 [crash] 442 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:10,047 [car alarm sounds] 443 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,549 Nailed it. 444 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,260 Ooh, sounds like Santa got my letter. 445 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,971 ♪ Rats chewed through the stockings ♪ 446 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,308 ♪ The presents are in flames ♪ 447 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,269 ♪ The eggnog has gone rotten ♪ 448 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,063 ♪ And my stomach's feeling strange ♪ 449 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,108 ♪ This fruitcake is from 1982 ♪ 450 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,902 ♪ So much Christmas spirit I could spew! ♪ 451 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,988 ♪ Christmas 'til you ♪ 452 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,658 ♪ Puke ♪ 453 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,493 ♪ Christmas 'til you ♪ 454 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,495 ♪ Puke ♪ 455 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,207 ♪ Christmas 'til you ♪ 456 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,711 [child crying] 457 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,589 Golly, everybody, thank you so much! 458 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,342 Give it up for Scorn Husk, everybody! [chuckles] 459 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,802 Who wants another encore? 460 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,348 [Felicia] No! Nobody wants that! 461 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,479 [all gasp and murmur] 462 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,815 Don't worry, everybody. It's all just part of the show. 463 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,861 [audience chattering] 464 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:18,658 Please enjoy this diving penguin while I prepare our big finale! 465 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:23,913 [soft music playing] 466 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:27,208 [Felicia] This is the best performance we've seen all night! 467 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,668 Guys, we're out of time! 468 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,087 Hang on. There's a genius at work. 469 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,966 How can you... 470 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:39,345 This looks like how my mind thinks. 471 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,347 Now I've just gotta make sure I don't over amplify 472 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,973 the R-win voltage capacitors, 473 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,936 - and... done! - [system powering up] 474 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,063 [beeping] 475 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:52,233 - I just kinda get some stuff. - [gasps] Sweet! 476 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,902 We should have enough charge in the remote for a portal in two minutes. 477 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,154 Go ahead, and perform your song, even if it's terrible. 478 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,407 Lil' Rudy will be back to save us all before it ends! 479 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,201 Great! And also... hey! 480 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,288 Good news, everybody. It's time for our big finale. 481 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,207 Two diving penguins? 482 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,585 This last song is better than a million diving penguins! 483 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,670 I hope. 484 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:19,468 [horns and sirens play] 485 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,678 [vocoder] ♪ Keep Christmas, Keep Christmas ♪ 486 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,847 ♪ Keep Christmas ♪ 487 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:26,308 [all gasp] 488 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,519 - [crowd murmuring] - [Felicia] Is that the end? 489 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,771 Oh, no. The main power cord got severed. 490 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,565 What does that mean? 491 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,317 It means no lights, no music, and no Lil' Rudy. 492 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,778 Our luck finally ran out. 493 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,906 [crowd sighing and murmuring] 494 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,452 I'm sorry, Hailey. You tried your best. 495 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,788 Maybe we're just out of miracles. 496 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,082 [crowd murmuring] 497 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,337 [piano music playing] 498 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,841 ♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪ 499 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,886 ♪ And straight from the heart ♪ 500 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:05,514 ♪ No bows or tinsel ♪ 501 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,725 ♪ You don't need much to start ♪ 502 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:11,770 ♪ Celebratin' all together Nothing better ♪ 503 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:15,065 ♪ Forgot about the rest ♪ 504 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,110 ♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪ 505 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,613 ♪ 'Cause sometimes simple's best ♪ 506 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,073 Now, sing it with me, everybody! 507 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,326 ♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪ 508 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,660 [Hailey] Yeah! 509 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,078 ♪ And straight from the heart ♪ 510 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,372 ♪ Straight from the heart ♪ 511 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,416 ♪ No bows or tinsel ♪ 512 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,960 ♪ You don't need much to start ♪ 513 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,380 ♪ Celebratin' all together Nothing better ♪ 514 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,510 ♪ Forgot about the rest ♪ 515 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,095 ♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪ 516 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,973 ♪ 'Cause sometimes simple's best ♪ 517 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,476 [piano continues] 518 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,144 ♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪ 519 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,855 You know, I was actually a producer on this song. 520 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:58,234 Hey, let's check the newspaper! 521 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:01,403 "Best Christmas Show Ever!" 522 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,156 - Hiya! - [Beta] Bot! 523 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,033 ♪ All together Nothing better ♪ 524 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:09,870 ♪ Forgot about the rest ♪ 525 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,248 ♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪ 526 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,209 ♪ 'Cause sometimes simple's best ♪ 527 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:18,838 The boxes are the lights. 528 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,340 [powering up] 529 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,218 It's portal time! 530 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,846 [grunts] 531 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,931 [music continues] 532 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,432 [kids laugh] 533 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,185 Ho, ho... hold your horses, Rudy! 534 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,230 It's a Christmas miracle. 535 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:39,733 I'm charging triple to rent him out next year. 536 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:44,238 [Christmas music playing] 537 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:54,373 Best Oceanside Christmas Festival ever. 538 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,501 - Mele Kalikimaka, Hailey. - Mele Kalikimaka, Dad. 539 00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,211 [grunts] 540 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,797 Ho, ho, hold your horses, Rudy! 541 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,720 ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪ 542 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,807 ♪ Fa la la la la la Fa la la la la la ♪ 543 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,350 ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ 544 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,644 ♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪ 545 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,938 ♪ We got a little more sand than snow ♪ 546 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,816 ♪ But we got that Winter spirit ♪ 547 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,943 ♪ Palm trees swingin' like mistletoe ♪ 548 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,613 ♪ No better season to visit ♪ 549 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,531 ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪ 550 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,199 ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ 551 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,493 ♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪ 552 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,370 ♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪