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[Beta] Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world!
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Me?
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[singers] ♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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[Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat
to play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
all the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my ear wax
to make a candle ♪
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[singers]
♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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[Hailey]
♪ Win first place ♪
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♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh? Aah!
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[metal jangles]
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[singers] ♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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[Christmas music playing]
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♪ It's Christmas ♪
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Happy Holidays, everyone!
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What a great year
2074 has been for us.
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You know, some folks
might say our little company
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is about inter-dimensional
timeline stabilization.
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But, really,
It's about the people.
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- [zap]
- [all gasp]
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[giggles] I just portaled
to ancient France
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and pantsed Napoleon!
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[laughter]
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Okay. Who wants to come with me
to feed candy canes
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to some dinosaurs?
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[murmuring excitedly]
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- [loud buzzer]
- [all gasp]
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While portaling pranks
are admittedly hilarious,
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you know they risk disrupting
the cosmic timeline.
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So, come on. Everybody,
hand over your portal cards.
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You can have them back
after the party.
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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
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Okay, this year, of course,
we are celebrating
the 50th anniversary
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of when Hailey Banks
organized the most incredible
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Oceanside
Christmas Festival ever.
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[sighs] I just wish
we could have all been there
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for what must have been
a magical time.
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[Christmas bells jingling]
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Ugh! For the love of fruitcake!
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C'mon, Darryl! It's not the
Oceanside Christmas "Pestival."
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It's supposed
to say "festival"!
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Ohh.
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That is a surprisingly
clever workaround,
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but this festival
has to be perfect.
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And you know your costume
is for the wrong holiday, right?
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Costume?
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Ugh.
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As much as I love seeing
"assertive Hailey,"
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According to the blood pressure
data I'm getting from
your wristband...
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- you need to chillax, girl!
- How am I supposed to chillax?
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You're the one
who told me that this is
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my one and only shot
to tackle list item #215,
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"throw the best Oceanside
Christmas Festival ever"!
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Yes, the future of the world
and everyone you care about
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depends on you succeeding.
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But maybe you could think
about some pretty waterfalls
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or something while you do it.
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I'm thinking about throwing you
off a waterfall.
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q-What did you just grumble?
- Merry Christmas!
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Don't worry, Hailey.
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I got something that's gonna
blow everyone's mind
at the show.
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I hired Lil' Rudy to pass out
candy canes this year!
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"San Diego County's Only
Skateboarding Mini Reindeer"?
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And he was a steal!
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Guess how much
he cost to rent for the day?
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- Fifty bucks?
- Thirty bucks?
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Yeah, something...
in that ballpark.
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As adorable
as that sounds, Scott,
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this is the Oceanside
Christmas Pesti--Festival!
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Dang it, Darryl,
now you got me saying it!
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Anyway,
this isn't some rinky-dink
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San Clemente Arbor Day Festival.
We need to go big!
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You want me to find a big
skateboarding reindeer?
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Just stay here, and sign
for any deliveries that come.
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I need to get home and
finish working on my original
Christmas song for the show.
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Hailey, you've been working
on that for six months.
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And no offense, it stinks,
and you've only made it worse.
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You can't just say,
"no offense,"
and then be mean, Beta.
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But yes. All right, I admit
version 236 was a little rough,
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but I think 237
is really gonna nail it.
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[♪ loud music with whistles
and horns playing]
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What do ya think? I threw in
all the bells and whistles.
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Seriously, I bought
a bell and whistle plug-in
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that came with
50 different options,
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and they're all in there!
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Look, I know I'm technically
a producer on this track,
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but I'll be fine if you don't
mention me in the credits.
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Ah! Ha ha!
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Professor!
What are you doing here?
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Oh, we're having
a Christmas Party
back at the lab,
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so I'm trying to hide
everyone's portal cards
before things get too crazy.
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People can just portal
for the fun of it?
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Well, we're not supposed to,
because it can mess
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with the very fabric of time
and space and yadda-yadda-yadda,
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but what are you gonna do?
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It's the holidays,
and people like to have fun.
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[laughs] Last year,
we went back to ancient England
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and propped up a bunch
of big rocks just to see
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the look on people's faces.
[chuckles]
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Oh, shoot, did we ever
go back and fix that?
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Anyway, do me a solid
and keep an eye on these
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for a minute so no one
gets tempted to use them, mmkay?
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Thanks, bye!
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[loud thud]
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You guys seen
a portal around here?
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Nope. And I'll thank you
to keep your muddy boots
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out of my Swole Zone.
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Okay, don't panic!
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I just need to find
the nearest portal machine.
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Those don't exist yet.
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My dad had a flip phone
a year ago.
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Okay, don't panic!
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I feel like
you're saying that a lot.
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This is why I always carry
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an emergency
portal-making remote.
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[clicking]
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Ah, crumbs.
It's not charged.
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Well, I guess I'm
hanging out with you guys
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while this powers up.
This will be fun!
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I love the past!
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Ooh, an analog clock?
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Okay, don't tell me.
I can do this.
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It's 2:00. And then big hand
on the 6 means... 2:30!
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Don't ask me if it's a.m.
or p.m., because I don't know!
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And-- [gasps]
Ooh, look at this!
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Ha! He keeps diving
into the water.
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What in the world?
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Wait, you're staying for more
than, like, a minute this time?
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That's great! You can tell me
all about the future
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- and help me with my li--
- Oh, yeah, afraid not.
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There's that whole
"destroying the fabric
of the space-time continuum"
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- thing to worry about.
- Well, can you at least give me
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the jackpot numbers
you promised?
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[laughs] Oh, no.
I was just doing that
as a hilarious prank.
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'Cause again,
and I don't want to sound
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like a broken
holo-transmorpher here,
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but no spoilers
about the future.
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- Huh.
- In fact,
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forget I mentioned
a holo-transmorpher.
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I don't even know
if that's a thing.
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It probably isn't.
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[groans] Well,
as long as you're here,
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maybe you can
give me some thoughts
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on my original Christmas song.
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Oh, no. Can we not?
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[loud whistles,
horns, and sirens]
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- [music turns off]
- Well... that's a lot.
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Thanks! It's called
"Keep Christmas Simple."
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Oh, no! Is it too simple?
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Maybe I could add
some more sirens.
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No! Look, I know I'm
not supposed to do this,
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but I'm gonna do this.
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This is a copy
of next week's newspaper
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Oh, cool!
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Does it have the answer
to this week's jumble?
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My best guess was "Mapledog."
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What? No, just read it.
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"This year's Christmas Festival
was a huge success!
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"Thanks entirely
to the adorable reindeer,
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Lil' Rudy"?
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See? There's no reason
to stress out with all... that.
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Because all anyone's
gonna remember
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is that adorable
skateboarding reindeer!
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Oh, man.
That's devastating
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That means...
Scott was right!
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Oh! Well, good, I guess.
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I wanted the festival
to be a success,
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and I guess it will be!
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Despite my hundreds of hours
of work. Yippee.
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Hailey, can I hide your dad's
ugliest Christmas sweaters
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in here so he doesn't
try to wear them--
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- Who's this?
- This? Um, this is Professor--
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Professor Phoenix Thunderslayer!
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I've always loved that name...
that is my own.
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Oh, Mom! Don't act like
you don't remember!
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Professor Thunderslayer
is visiting
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all the way from
the fu-- Falkland Islands.
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Uh, to be a consultant
for the Christmas Festival.
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So she's staying with us.
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Hailey, I think I'd remember
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if we agreed to let
a grown woman--
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Wait, you seriously
don't remember? I told you!
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It was that night you made
a big bowl of your eggnog
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and said you wouldn't finish it,
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but then the next morning,
it was, like, totally gone.
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You know what? I remember now.
Professor Thunderslayer!
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Welcome!
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You also said
you'd buy me a car.
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Don't push it.
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[sips]
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Phoenix Thunderslayer?
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Can you believe
I just made that up?
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Alrighty, looks like this sucker
will have enough charge
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for a full portal
in about 50...
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years?!
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Ugh! Might as well
just wait for the future.
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We'll get there
at the same time.
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Well, if you need a charge,
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I did order a bunch
of high-voltage generators
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for the light show
down at the pier.
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Worth a try. I do not
want to be stuck here
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for the Great Lemming Stampede
of 2029.
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I mean,
I'm just messing with you.
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Again, that totally doesn't
happen. Not a spoiler.
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You should really work
on talking less.
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All right. The last delivery
should be here soon.
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Darryl, all I need you to do
is count the lights
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to make sure we got 'em all.
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Count the lights. Got it.
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One, two, three...
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...two, three, two, three, two--
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Not those lights.
The boxes.
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The boxes are the lights.
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The boxes are the lights!
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Mind... blown.
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Oh, man, is this a phone?
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- [dial tone]
- Who's that?
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Whoa, the Professor's here?
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Hey, do you still have
that sick backpack?
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- This?
- Whoa!
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Adjustable length
shoulder straps?
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It's just a backpack,
you Neanderthal!
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It's pretty obvious
future backpack technology
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remains largely unchanged!
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Scott, we need to get
the Professor back to the future
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by charging her portal remote.
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[electric hum]
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[gasps] Is that him?!
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[beeping sound]
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It's Lil' Rudy! [squeals]
Who has a carrot?
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I wanna see him
nibble a carrot!
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So, if you guys are cool
to unload out here,
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I'm gonna unload in here.
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O-M-G, I need to get
a picture with Lil' Rudy!
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This is gonna blow
DeAndre's mind.
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It's way better than
pantsing Napoleon.
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- [laughing]
- Um, how does this work?
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Tapping's not working.
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Yeah, it's a non-tactile phone.
243
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,667
But it has full telepathic
and emotional functionality.
244
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,294
Just clear your mind,
and try to emote...
245
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,004
"4D-camera mode."
246
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,342
Ugh, not the flashlight!
247
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,135
You're overthinking it.
Give it to Scott.
248
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,929
I'm overthinking it?
249
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,180
You future scientists
tried to upgrade the button.
250
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,265
Sweet!
251
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,059
- You couldn't figure out
that phone if it--
- [camera shutters]
252
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,811
- Seriously?
- Well, jingle my bells.
253
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,479
What a simple design!
254
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,022
I'm surprised you future people
255
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,149
even still use buttons
like this one.
256
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,526
Don't press that!
257
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,531
Stop him!
258
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,366
If he goes through that portal,
it could alter the future!
259
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,243
I got him!
[yelps]
260
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,245
[gasps]
261
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:26,000
[shouting]
262
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,380
[gasps]
263
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,384
Hey, you must be, DeAndre.
264
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,386
Awesome!
Say, quick favor,
265
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,846
This portal is getting
real tight,
266
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,390
and I need that reindeer
to come back with me,
267
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,725
or a super important
Christmas event will be ruined.
268
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,311
And I know you don't
wanna ruin Christmas, right?
269
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,439
What's Christmas?
270
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,568
- [gasps, yelps]
- [grunts]
271
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,237
- Okay, this might be bad.
- Let's not panic.
272
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:57,282
We don't know the consequences
of losing Lil' Rudy just yet.
273
00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,702
I just saw DeAndre.
He never heard of Christmas.
274
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,538
What?!
DeAndre lives for Christmas.
275
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,040
He starts wearing his
candy cane boxers in September.
276
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,459
[epic music playing]
277
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,881
[Beta]
Worst Christmas Festival ever?
278
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,383
Lil' Rudy not being here must
have created a ripple effect
279
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,176
which, over the next 50 years,
280
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,721
causes Christmas spirit
to plummet the world over.
281
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,557
- We need that reindeer back!
- Guys, don't worry about it.
282
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,309
As soon as DeAndre realizes
283
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,102
that reindeer
doesn't belong in the future,
284
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,271
he'll just open up a portal
and send it back.
285
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,357
[groans] And how is he
gonna do that, exactly?
286
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,401
Easy, he just has to use
his portal card
287
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,404
to activate the portal machine.
288
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:40,909
- And which portal card is that?
- This portal card right here!
289
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,535
Oh, figgy pudding.
290
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,503
Please, just put down
the jet pack.
291
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,923
Where are our portal cards?
292
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,466
Okay, as the only one here
293
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,343
who has earned multiple
doctorate degrees,
294
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,720
I now give everyone
permission to panic!
295
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,680
[Professor and Scott
screaming]
296
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,017
[all screaming]
297
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:09,228
[Scott screaming]
What's going on, Hailey?
298
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,357
Usually you're the one
leading the panic parade.
299
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,651
The "Panic Grand Marshal,"
if you will.
300
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:18,029
True. I've panicked before,
and I will surely panic again.
301
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,656
But today,
with the Christmas Festival
302
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,784
just a couple hours away,
no time for that!
303
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,619
We've spent almost a year
crossing off list items
304
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,371
we had no business completing.
305
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,414
Escaping the Tomb of Doom?
Done.
306
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,291
Climbing Mount Oceanside?
Easy.
307
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,043
Cleaning the attic?
308
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,962
Well, I'm sure we'll get
to that one eventually.
309
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,881
Point is, we've pulled off
all sorts of crazy miracles.
310
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,716
So we're just gonna
have to do it again.
311
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,051
Heck, yeah!
312
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,803
But you could also
look at it like
313
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,721
- we have been pretty lucky.
- [squeaks]
314
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,390
Not the direction
we're going in, Beta.
315
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,433
Professor, Scott and I
will just have to put on
316
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,061
the best darn Christmas festival
the town has ever seen
317
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,063
while you and Beta work
on getting enough power
318
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,648
to charge the portal remote.
319
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,733
I suppose we could connect
all the generators
320
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,276
to the high-voltage lines.
321
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,320
And I can hack into
the nuclear power plant.
322
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,781
They don't change the password
over there for another 15 years.
323
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,575
Great! I mean, you know,
kind of irresponsible,
324
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,910
but, good for us!
325
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,037
I'll call in every favor I can.
326
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,622
and if we can just keep
everyone entertained
327
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,207
until Lil' Rudy gets back,
328
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,668
we just might be able
to save Christmas!
329
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,921
Well, I feel a whole
Christmas ham lighter.
330
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,383
So what were you guys
saying about Lil' Rudy?
331
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,843
- Gotta go!
- I'm just a bear.
332
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,344
Stuff. Some stuff.
333
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,098
♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
334
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,642
♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
335
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,437
- ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
- ♪ Let me hear you say ♪
336
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,939
♪ Christmas is coming
to O-side ♪
337
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,233
♪ We got a little more
sand than snow ♪
338
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,236
♪ But we got
that winter spirit ♪
339
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,613
♪ Palm trees swingin'
like mistletoe ♪
340
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,741
♪ No better season to visit ♪
341
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,577
♪ Got snow globes
in the gift shop ♪
342
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,746
♪ And Santa
rocking flip-flops... ♪
343
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,166
[out of tune] ♪ La, la ♪
344
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,585
♪ More than just
a beachside pit-stop, hey ♪
345
00:13:55,585 --> 00:14:00,631
♪ Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la ♪
346
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,717
- ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
- ♪ Let me hear you say ♪
347
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:06,304
♪ Christmas is coming
to O-side ♪
348
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,264
- ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
- ♪ Let me hear you say ♪
349
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,434
♪ Christmas is coming
to O-side ♪
350
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,228
♪ Christmas
is coming to O-side ♪
351
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:19,567
[audience murmuring]
352
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,070
Welcome, everybody,
to what will surely be known
353
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,864
as the best Oceanside
Christmas Festival ever!
354
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,825
[Felicia] You don't get
to decide that! We do!
355
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,912
Okay! Well, to kick things off,
356
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,706
here are The Funcles, featuring
Patricia and Kai Banks!
357
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,125
[audience clapping]
358
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,419
[banjo in the tune
of "Deck the Halls"]
359
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:41,005
♪ Time to wear
my Holiday sweater ♪
360
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,174
♪ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ♪
361
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:46,094
♪ A garbage bag
would be much better ♪
362
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,346
♪ Nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah ♪
363
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,515
♪ Waited 'til December
for this moment ♪
364
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,059
♪ It has a jelly stain
from a donut! ♪
365
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,604
♪ But if it puts you
in the spirit ♪
366
00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,733
♪ Wha-wha-wha-wha-
wha-wha-wha-wha? ♪
367
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,069
♪ I'm no Scrooge
I got one, too! ♪
368
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,863
♪ You've made my Holiday wish
come true! ♪
369
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,199
♪ Now we've both got
Holiday sweaters! ♪
370
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,910
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! ♪
371
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,620
[audience clapping]
372
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,372
Is the portal remote
charged yet?
373
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,124
With the amount of juice
we've got pulled in here,
374
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,500
It'll charge in no time!
375
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,461
[sighs] Only problem is...
376
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,380
these wires are a mess!
377
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,632
Look, we're gonna need
some more time.
378
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,759
Okay, as long as we
get Lil' Rudy back
for my song at the end.
379
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,344
I mean, I did add some
killer car-alarm drops,
380
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,595
so we may not even need---
381
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,430
- No!
- Nope!
382
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,266
You two just keep the show going
and buy us some time.
383
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,309
We are not gonna risk the future
of Christmas itself
384
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,061
on your awful--
385
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:40,857
I mean, awfully noise-filled
holiday song.
386
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,278
♪ Our heartbeats
pulse together ♪
387
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,946
♪ Frozen dreams
in snowy weather ♪
388
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,656
♪ The discotheque
is lonely, yah ♪
389
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,408
♪ It's Christmas in Shuronia ♪
390
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,618
♪ The guest list
keeps reindeer out ♪
391
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,495
♪ As we slap ourselves
with Christmas trout ♪
392
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,997
♪ Hope the trout's
not boney, yah? ♪
393
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,249
♪ It's Christmas in Shuronia ♪
394
00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,834
♪ Now do the Christmas Pulse ♪
395
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:03,546
[dance beat drops]
396
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,673
[Olga] Why are
you dimwits not dancing?
397
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,842
Do the Christmas Pulse!
398
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,760
In Shuronia, you pulse like this
399
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,596
so the Christmas accountant
knows to come to your house
400
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,056
and tally your good
and bad deeds!
401
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,852
Ya, If you don't do it,
it's technically tax evasion!
402
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:21,272
- Oh, yeah!
- [♪ dance music continues]
403
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,943
[crashing]
404
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,737
[Beta] I wuv you.
405
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,698
[Christmas music plays]
406
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,576
♪ It's the night
before Christmas
and I lay in my bed ♪
407
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,496
♪ Visions of Dingle chips
dance in my head! ♪
408
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,624
♪ I shake my presents up
a bunch ♪
409
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,834
♪ Do I hear that sweet
Dingles crunch? ♪
410
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,629
♪ So many flavors
I just have to try ♪
411
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,965
♪ My salt intake
is dangerously high! ♪
412
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,469
♪ Cheddar, Sweet Onion,
or Sea Salt and Lime ♪
413
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,804
♪ People say I have a problem
but I can stop any time ♪
414
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,015
No, I can't!
415
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,060
♪ Oh, Santa, forget the toys
and any gift that jingles ♪
416
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:03,105
♪ 'Cause this year,
all I want is Dingles ♪
417
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,857
♪ Da, da, da, da, da,
Dingles ♪
418
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,151
♪ Christmas! ♪
419
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,278
Don't forget to sign up
for our new monthly
subscription service, ChipFlix!
420
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,197
Dingles in your mailbox,
every week!
421
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,574
Premium members get early access
to seasonal flavors
422
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,284
and can designs!
423
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,536
- Who would want to--
- Take my money!
424
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,790
[growls] Huh?
425
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,001
No!
426
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,672
[dings]
427
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:30,508
- ♪ And your love ♪
- ♪ Your love ♪
428
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,009
♪ Makes me higher ♪
429
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,345
♪ So much higher ♪
430
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:38,432
♪ Than the smoke
from my yule log fire ♪
431
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:42,019
- ♪ Fire ♪
- [cheering]
432
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,479
[passes gas]
433
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,399
- Eww! Ohh.
- Ladies and gentlemen!
434
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,568
The moment you've all
been waiting for.
435
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,196
I've been waiting
for this show to end.
436
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,073
I, Scott Denoga,
437
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,909
will combine the two most
awesome things in the world,
438
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,620
Christmas and bike stunts!
439
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,206
By jumping this Christmas tree
on my bike.
440
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,666
[bell rings]
441
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,378
[crash]
442
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:10,047
[car alarm sounds]
443
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,549
Nailed it.
444
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,260
Ooh, sounds like Santa
got my letter.
445
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,971
♪ Rats chewed through
the stockings ♪
446
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,308
♪ The presents are in flames ♪
447
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,269
♪ The eggnog has gone rotten ♪
448
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,063
♪ And my stomach's
feeling strange ♪
449
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,108
♪ This fruitcake is from 1982 ♪
450
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,902
♪ So much Christmas spirit
I could spew! ♪
451
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,988
♪ Christmas 'til you ♪
452
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,658
♪ Puke ♪
453
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,493
♪ Christmas 'til you ♪
454
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,495
♪ Puke ♪
455
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,207
♪ Christmas 'til you ♪
456
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,711
[child crying]
457
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,589
Golly, everybody,
thank you so much!
458
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,342
Give it up for Scorn Husk,
everybody! [chuckles]
459
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,802
Who wants another encore?
460
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,348
[Felicia] No! Nobody wants that!
461
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,479
[all gasp and murmur]
462
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,815
Don't worry, everybody.
It's all just part of the show.
463
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,861
[audience chattering]
464
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:18,658
Please enjoy this diving penguin
while I prepare our big finale!
465
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:23,913
[soft music playing]
466
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:27,208
[Felicia] This is
the best performance
we've seen all night!
467
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,668
Guys, we're out of time!
468
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,087
Hang on.
There's a genius at work.
469
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,966
How can you...
470
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:39,345
This looks like
how my mind thinks.
471
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,347
Now I've just gotta make sure
I don't over amplify
472
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,973
the R-win voltage capacitors,
473
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,936
- and... done!
- [system powering up]
474
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,063
[beeping]
475
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:52,233
- I just kinda get some stuff.
- [gasps] Sweet!
476
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,902
We should have enough charge
in the remote for a portal
in two minutes.
477
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,154
Go ahead, and perform your song,
even if it's terrible.
478
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,407
Lil' Rudy will be back
to save us all before it ends!
479
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,201
Great! And also... hey!
480
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,288
Good news, everybody.
It's time for our big finale.
481
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,207
Two diving penguins?
482
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,585
This last song is better than
a million diving penguins!
483
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,670
I hope.
484
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:19,468
[horns and sirens play]
485
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,678
[vocoder] ♪ Keep Christmas,
Keep Christmas ♪
486
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,847
♪ Keep Christmas ♪
487
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:26,308
[all gasp]
488
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,519
- [crowd murmuring]
- [Felicia] Is that the end?
489
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,771
Oh, no. The main power cord
got severed.
490
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,565
What does that mean?
491
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,317
It means no lights,
no music, and no Lil' Rudy.
492
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,778
Our luck finally ran out.
493
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,906
[crowd sighing and murmuring]
494
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,452
I'm sorry, Hailey.
You tried your best.
495
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,788
Maybe we're just
out of miracles.
496
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,082
[crowd murmuring]
497
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,337
[piano music playing]
498
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,841
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
499
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,886
♪ And straight from the heart ♪
500
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:05,514
♪ No bows or tinsel ♪
501
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,725
♪ You don't need much
to start ♪
502
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:11,770
♪ Celebratin' all together
Nothing better ♪
503
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:15,065
♪ Forgot about the rest ♪
504
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,110
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
505
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,613
♪ 'Cause sometimes
simple's best ♪
506
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,073
Now, sing it with me,
everybody!
507
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,326
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
508
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,660
[Hailey] Yeah!
509
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,078
♪ And straight from the heart ♪
510
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,372
♪ Straight from the heart ♪
511
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,416
♪ No bows or tinsel ♪
512
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,960
♪ You don't need much
to start ♪
513
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,380
♪ Celebratin' all together
Nothing better ♪
514
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,510
♪ Forgot about the rest ♪
515
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,095
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
516
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,973
♪ 'Cause sometimes
simple's best ♪
517
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,476
[piano continues]
518
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,144
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
519
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,855
You know, I was actually
a producer on this song.
520
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:58,234
Hey, let's check the newspaper!
521
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:01,403
"Best Christmas Show Ever!"
522
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,156
- Hiya!
- [Beta] Bot!
523
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,033
♪ All together
Nothing better ♪
524
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:09,870
♪ Forgot about the rest ♪
525
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,248
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
526
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,209
♪ 'Cause sometimes
simple's best ♪
527
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:18,838
The boxes are the lights.
528
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,340
[powering up]
529
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,218
It's portal time!
530
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,846
[grunts]
531
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,931
[music continues]
532
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,432
[kids laugh]
533
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,185
Ho, ho...
hold your horses, Rudy!
534
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,230
It's a Christmas miracle.
535
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:39,733
I'm charging triple
to rent him out next year.
536
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:44,238
[Christmas music playing]
537
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:54,373
Best Oceanside Christmas
Festival ever.
538
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,501
- Mele Kalikimaka, Hailey.
- Mele Kalikimaka, Dad.
539
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,211
[grunts]
540
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,797
Ho, ho, hold your horses, Rudy!
541
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,720
♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
542
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,807
♪ Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la ♪
543
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,350
♪ Let me hear you say ♪
544
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,644
♪ Christmas is coming
to O-side ♪
545
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,938
♪ We got a little more
sand than snow ♪
546
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,816
♪ But we got that
Winter spirit ♪
547
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,943
♪ Palm trees swingin'
like mistletoe ♪
548
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,613
♪ No better season to visit ♪
549
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,531
♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
550
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,199
♪ Let me hear you say ♪
551
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,493
♪ Christmas is coming
to O-side ♪
552
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,370
♪ Christmas
is coming to O-side ♪