Chaos Bots have been sent from the future
to stop the one person who can save the world!
Me?
♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪
♪ Teach a cat to play the piano ♪
♪ Roller-skate all the way to Orlando ♪
♪ Use my ear wax to make a candle ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
♪ Win first place ♪
♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪
♪ Eat an onion ♪
- Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh? Aah!
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
Tails here. Get your tails here.
This isn't funny. I'm stuck.
Nothing like Mer Fair in Oceanside.
More like Dork Fair in Dorkenside. Heh-heh.
The Mermaid Fair is taken very seriously
by O-siders, Beta.
Ooh! New mermaid toilet paper!
The fair also has a very cool past.
Many years ago...
Here it comes.
...an old sea captain spotted
a mermaid just off the coast
of Oceanside and took
a famous picture of it.
That blurry thing?!
It was the only proof of the mermaid
until the storm of 1954,
when lightning struck the pier,
sending part of it into the briny deep.
This story is sending me into the deep,
a deep sleep!
But when the pier fell,
so did a small boy named Billy.
Oh, no. Was Billy okay?
Yes. He miraculously washed up on shore unharmed
and insisted he was saved by a mermaid.
Pssh, no way!
Oceanside's been obsessed with the mermaid ever since.
It's true. People gather at Mer Fair
to honor the mermaid's rescue...
and hopefully snap another one
of these crystal-clear photos.
That is clearly a boot.
I can see a shoestring.
Humans are so gullible.
Mermaids aren't real.
That's what they said about Bigfoot,
and he's thriving!
Uh, Scott, that's Bruce.
Oh, sorry.
That's what they said about Bruce the Bigfoot,
and he's thriving!
Hailey! Scott!
My mermaid tail pendants already sold out!
We got 'em in every color.
Wow, great job, Dad.
- Hello, Hailey Banks. - Agh!
A.C., since when are you into Mer Fair?
Since never, but I am into money!
Which I'm here to collect from your daddy-o.
Dad, please don't tell me
you bought into A.C.'s cryptocurrency.
I will have you know that A.C. Coins
are the next big thing.
But no, I am your dad's new sea glass supplier.
Whenever I dive for sea glass these days, I find nothing.
But somehow A.C. pulls in tons.
Wow, that doesn't sound suspicious at all.
I happen to be an excellent diver,
skilled in all things aquatico.
These lungs are like bagpipes.
Sir, let us complete our transaction posthaste.
I don't know what's more ridiculous,
that kid or all this mer-mess.
Beta, I know for a fact mermaids are real.
I've seen one myself.
I was diving with my dad,
helping him collect sea glass
when I saw her!
I went back for years,
but I never saw the mermaid again.
And yet, it's your next most optimal list item.
Find the mermaid again!
Oh, Hailey, she doesn't exist,
so it's not like you're just gonna see her.
I saw her! The mermaid! In the water!
She waved at me and told me my beard was really cool!
Okay, I made that last part up,
but the seeing-the-mermaid part is real!
Hah! She is real.
I'm gonna find her again,
and this time, I'll get proof.
Aw, I wish I saw the beautiful mermaid.
You are married, Roger, remember?
I'm married, Linda, not dead.
Dad! We have to do a dive today.
The mermaid is back.
I wish I could, Hailey,
but the booth is just too busy.
I'll go with you, and I'll bring Diver Dan.
You just... had that in your pocket?
I've got lots of useful things in my pocket.
Full reflecty, Pam's pickle. This mint.
That's not a mint.
Now I remember why I keep it in my pocket.
When we get in the water,
look for the shimmer of the mermaid's diamond necklace.
Okay?
Diamond, huh?
Thanks for the tip, loser.
I'm free!
If my coordinates are correct,
we should be right over the spot
where Dad and I first saw the mermaid.
I only let you do this because, if you find that mermaid,
my boat will be famous,
and then I can sell it and invest in something safe,
like those A.C. Coins I keep hearing about.
I hate this boat!
So how do we find a mermaid that doesn't want to be found?
Leave that to me.
You forget I can talk to animals.
And since mermaids are half fish,
I'm pretty sure I can lure her
with a song.
♪ Mermaid, where are you? ♪
♪ You are a buffoon! ♪
Whoa, it worked!
I'm gonna investigate.
So that's how he's been collecting all the sea glass.
Oh, dear, Now you know my secret.
Nothing you can do about it, Glasses.
I'm gonna find that mermaid and get her necklace, too,
by any means necessary.
Who-whoa!
I meant to do that!
Scott! A.C. is here.
He's piloting a menacing watercraft
and not very well.
We have to find the mermaid before he scares her away,
or worse. I need all eyes in the water.
This means you too, Beta.
A hamster ball? How degrading.
Okay, let's split up to cover more ground.
Beta, come with me. Scott--
Don't worry. Dan and I got you covered.
You have pockets in your wet suit?
Of course you do.
Oh, no, my mint!
That's not a mint.
You go that way.
Dan's in charge.
Little hamster ball.
I'm a supercomputer.
What is going on here?
You ready, friend?
I'm stuck!
Wait up, Dan!
Dan! Look out!
No!
I'm coming, little buddy!
Huh? What--
What the beans?
Aah!
What--
Ohhh...
Hailey, we have been floating forever.
Face it. There is no mer--
Wait! There!
Tropical Tammy?
What is this?
It must be from a restaurant
that collapsed on the old pier.
But this is can't be the mermaid I saw years ago.
Can it?
Hailey, your wristband.
I'm sorry, Hailey, I was actually hoping
I was wrong this time.
Unfortunately,
I never am.
But I remember seeing the mermaid swim away.
Oh, that face.
Brace yourself for a hamster-ball hug.
You could chip in here a little.
You're back!
I've been dying to hear what you found.
Dad, I have some pretty shocking news
to tell you about the mermaid.
Oh, yeah? Everyone! Gather around!
My daughter has news about the mermaid!
Dad, no!
Ooh, this is exciting.
Oh, yeah. I bet you're excited.
Let me live, Linda!
Well, this is unnecessary.
Louder, please!
Everyone, there's something you need to know
about the Oceanside mermaid.
Um...
I just want to say that...
mermaids...
are super cool.
Yet again, I've one-upped you,
Failey Banks.
Attention, foolish mortals.
Although I did not find the mermaid's treasure,
I did find something better.
Some dignity?
No. I mean, yes.
I mean-- Ugh!
I was able to capture
incontrovertible proof
of the Oceanside mermaid.
And she's beautiful.
Wait a minute, is that me?
- Am I a smokin'-hot mermaid? - Shh.
Pretty impressive, huh?
Of course, I am willing to sell
this priceless image,
for a hefty fee.
I'll give you 100 A.C. Coins for it.
Pssh, those worthless things? No way.
I only accept cold, hard cash.
I'll just air-synch this to everyone.
- Sending now. - Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no!
What the beans?!
Well, so much for the Oceanside mermaid.
I can't believe she isn't real.
I feel so dumb.
No, dumb is what's going on over here.
Tortilla chips, salsa, and sour cream.
It's called nacho cereal,
and it's delicious.
Scott...
you better have a spoon for me.
Mmm, cereally nacholicious.
Oh, boy, you two
do belong together.
Don't feel bad about the mermaid, Hailey.
Just because this one wasn't real,
doesn't mean there isn't a real one out there somewhere.
It's a big ocean.
It's a-a miracle.
I mean, it's just sour cream and salsa
with chips, Hailey.
Oh, you meant that mermaid.
Wait! What?!