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Chaos bots have been
sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world.
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Me?
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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it! ♪
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♪ Teach a cat
to play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
all the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my ear wax? ♪
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♪ To make a candle ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
♪ Hailey's on it! ♪
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♪ Win first place
for world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze ♪
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♪ Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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♪ Kiss my friend Scott? ♪
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Huh?
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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
♪ Hailey's on it! ♪
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Whoa.
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What a fascinating fossil.
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If only our ancestors
were alive
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to tell us what it is.
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Why did you take me
to this technology graveyard?
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There are no list items here.
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I could be home getting yoked.
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Isn't it amazing that
people used to have
all these separate gadgets,
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but now,
everything fits inside
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your teeny-weeny
little body, Beta?
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Please don't ever use
the words "teeny-weeny"
to describe my muscle-ocity.
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So you kids
gonna buy anything
or just touch all my stuff?
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Just touch all your stuff.
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Okay, fine. Twist my arm.
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You guys want
the good stuff, don't ya?
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Here they are.
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Products so reckless,
so dangerous,
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they were banned in 15 states
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and most of Paraguay.
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The Sun Telescope,
magnifies both the sun
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and your chances
of going blind.
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- Cool!
- Awful.
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Triple-concentrated
maple syrup,
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too sweet
for human taste buds.
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- Cool!
- Awful.
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And the most
dangerous of all...
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Honey Doo hair gel?
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Take my money!
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Hailey, remember
when I used this?
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Do I remember
those five-and-a-half days
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where your hair bounced
with every step
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and you looked like
a magazine cover
come to life?
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No. No, I do not.
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But I remember
why it was banned.
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Play "Honey Doo
hair gel PSA."
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And now,
a special message from
the Hair Safety Commission.
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Meet Melvin,
a typical teen who enjoys
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typical teen activities,
like skipping rocks
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and flag folding.
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Psst. Hey, try this
Honey Doo hair gel.
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It'll make you look great!
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And your first two is free.
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No way, man,
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I'm Honey Doo-free.
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I don't need that stuff.
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Pff. More for me.
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Hair like this,
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I'm gonna live forever--
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Hi, I'm world famous celebrity
"Weird Al" Yankovic.
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You might know me
as a hilarious comedy singer
and songwriter.
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But do you know
what's no laughing matter?
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Bear attacks!
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Thanks to
Honey Doo hair gel.
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Studies show Honey Doo
increases your chances
of spontaneous bear attacks
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by 900%!
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Don't let this happen to you.
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Just say don't to Honey Doo!
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Honey Doo?
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More like
Honey Doo not!
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See, you really shouldn't--
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What are you doing?
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Just seeing
if it still works.
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It still works.
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Hailey, why are you drooling?
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Scott, why are you-- Hunky?
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It's the hair.
Thanks to Honey Doo.
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Just be careful.
You heard "Weird Al."
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Bears are no joke.
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Except for the cute little
squishy one I have. Like you.
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Don't be
such a melvin, Hailey.
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I can stop using Honey Doo
any time I want.
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I probably won't even
wear it to school tomorrow.
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My eyes are
down here, Joanne.
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Hey, can I borrow a pencil?
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Scott Denoga? Love the hair.
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So nice to see someone
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put in a little effort
around here.
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Here's a homework pass
for making me smile.
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Thanks, Miss Jackson.
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And I'll give this right back
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because I didn't do
last night's homework.
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Everyone is ogling you.
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You included.
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It's been like this all day.
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Scott, play it cool.
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Tommy D is walking this way.
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He's getting closer.
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He's right in front of--
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- 'Sup, Scott?
- He's talking to you!
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Love the 'do, my bro.
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So nice to see someone
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with naturally
exceptional hair. Like me.
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- Yep. Totally natural.
- Hmm.
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Sick and tight!
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- Both?
- Wow.
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Broseph, lunch with me today?
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I'll make us
a res at The Rotunda
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Here's the deets.
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The Rotunda!
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I knew it was real.
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One time, I saw
Lunch Lady O'Malley
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being very suspicious.
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I was late to lunch,
and O'Malley must have thought
all the kids were gone.
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I saw her
put lobsters on a tray
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and then put them
into one of those
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hole-in-the-wall
lift-y thingies.
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Uh... What are they called?
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A dumbwaiter.
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These are certainly
not for The Rotunda.
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There is no Rotunda!
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Stop saying Rotunda!
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Rotunda!
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That's why I put "get in
to The Rotunda" on my list.
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Go ahead, Beta.
The next most
optimal list item is...
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Number 43.
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What? What does
that even mean?
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Oh, yeah, remember when
we watched that movie
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about aliens
who turned kids
into candy bars,
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and you said you wanted
that to happen to you?
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Oh, right.
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Hey, I didn't know
this list would help
save the world someday.
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I like weird wishes.
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Sometimes I wish
I was a stick of butter,
so I could melt myself.
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You two deserve each other.
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It's 1:00 p.m.
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This is where
Tommy D's note said
to meet him.
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Secret entrance!
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Welcome to The Rotunda.
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Follow me.
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Yeah, that's
a no from us, lady bro.
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But Hailey's my best friend.
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We wanted to go
in The Rotunda together.
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I legit respect
your confidence,
girl power, et cetera,
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but I unfort cannot
respect your split ends. Ugh.
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Ah, sorry, Hails, I guess
I'll just hang back here.
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No, no, you should go.
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Cool! I mean, no sense
in both of us missing out,
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and maybe I can figure out
a way to get you in later,
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like maybe they have
a sponsor-a-kid program
for kids without great hair.
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I'll let you know.
'Kay, bye.
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So that happened.
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But, hey,
there's a candy factory
three miles away.
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Maybe we can cover
those split ends with nougat.
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All right, so over here
is the scalp massage chair,
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and that's our photo booth
for windblown selfies,
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a charcuticature artist
can design your likeness
out of meat and cheeses,
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and our pianist
can play any request.
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Legit. Anything.
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Welcome to...
The League of Naturally...
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...Extraordinary Hair.
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Can people see in here?
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Oh, don't worry, brochacho.
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That's one-way glass.
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The hair uggos out there
cannot see us.
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Hey, nice cowlick.
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Lame.
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It's completely
soundproof, too.
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I hate listening
to normal hair.
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- Sick!
- And tight.
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Hey, Hails.
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Scott, what's going on?
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Did you find a way
to get me in?
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Uh, no, it's gonna be tough
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because your hair
really has to be amazing
to get in here.
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Hurtful, but for the sake
of efficiency, go on.
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Hails, it's even cooler
than we imagined.
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That big mirror in the hallway
is actually one-way glass,
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so no one with bad hair
can see us in here,
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and it's completely
soundproof.
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Like if I screamed right now,
you wouldn't hear me.
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I can hear you
through the phone.
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Oh, right. Good point.
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Oh, brochalada!
No, we don't allow
phones in here.
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Big no-no, bro-bro.
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You don't wanna
get kicked out
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before Respectful Ryung
from Seoul M8s performs,
do you?
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Did she say
Respectful Ryung?
From Seoul M8s?
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Gotta go.
Catch up with you later.
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Man, I love this club.
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We've got naturally sick hair,
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and we're gonna live forever!
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You are worthy.
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I am worthy.
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You are good at your job.
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I am good at my job.
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Hey, Lucy.
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I can't get into
The Rotunda.
Hi, Murray.
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Now, Scott's acting weird.
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Hey, bear.
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Wait! Bear?
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Students,
please remain calm.
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There is a bear on campus,
but everything will be okay.
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I can't believe I just
lied to those students.
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We're all
gonna be bear food!
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It's... Is this still on?
Students! Save yourselves!
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Bear alert!
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He's here
for the Honey Doo!
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♪ ...give me spark
Making my heart go ♪
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♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ♪
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♪ Can't imagine a future
not together... ♪
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They need to know
there's a bear on the loose,
but how to get in?
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He's after me
delicious liverloaf!
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I got it.
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This counts
as my arm workout for today.
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♪ Got your eyes on me
Got my eyes on you ♪
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Hailey?
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Hey, everyone with
ugh, incredible hair.
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Someone attracted
a bear to campus!
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You all gotta get out of here!
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Look, no offense,
but this seems
like a whack lie
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from a hair-tastrophe
who's desperate
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- to be with the--
- Bear!
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Take my body!
Not my hair!
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It's okay.
We're safe in here.
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That glass is unbreakable.
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Did we
keep the receipt?
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Scott, he's after
the Honey Doo!
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Everyone,
this is all my fault.
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The truth is,
my hair is not
naturally incredible.
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I used a hair enhancer
called Honey Doo
that attracted this bear.
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You lied about
your natural hair?
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Brodeo, I thought
we were bros.
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We just met.
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Can you two
bro this out later?
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Scott, wash that gel out!
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How?
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Bear alert! Bear alert!
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Aah--
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It's working!
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Honey Doo again?
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Every week
I gotta stop this bear
from coming down here.
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Let's go, Roscoe.
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Wait. Why would
Roscoe keep coming
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if I was the only one
who-- [gasps]!
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Wait, you all use Honey Doo?
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00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:06,958
I don't deserve
to be here, bro!
256
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,918
Do you even go to school here?
257
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,838
I just came
for the free lobster.
258
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,132
I'm sorry, Hails.
259
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:17,135
I shouldn't have put
my awesome hair
before our friendship.
260
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,094
That's okay.
261
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,805
But next time,
how about you,
Honey Doo "not"?
262
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,974
Yes, I know
how cringe that was.
263
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,854
Beta! Guess who just
took care of the bear
264
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,355
and got into The Rotunda?
265
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,108
It looks like I was right
and you were wrong
266
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,319
about the whole
human candy bar--
267
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,327
Well, it looks like
we were both right.