1 00:00:01,293 --> 00:00:02,794 Chaos bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:04,963 to stop the one person who can save the world. 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,298 Me? 4 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,925 ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ 5 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,301 ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 6 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:11,970 ♪ Teach a cat to play the piano ♪ 7 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,097 ♪ Roller-skate all the way to Orlando ♪ 8 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,682 ♪ Use my ear wax? ♪ 9 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,975 ♪ To make a candle ♪ 10 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,228 ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 11 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,813 ♪ Win first place for world's cutest pet rock ♪ 12 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,023 ♪ Do a corn maze ♪ 13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,149 ♪ Hope I don't get lost ♪ 14 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,275 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 15 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,652 ♪ Kiss my friend Scott? ♪ 16 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,362 Huh? 17 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:32,282 ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 18 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,038 Whoa. 19 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,915 What a fascinating fossil. 20 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,875 If only our ancestors were alive 21 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,418 to tell us what it is. 22 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,093 Why did you take me to this technology graveyard? 23 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,427 There are no list items here. 24 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,179 I could be home getting yoked. 25 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,015 Isn't it amazing that people used to have all these separate gadgets, 26 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,517 but now, everything fits inside 27 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,394 your teeny-weeny little body, Beta? 28 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:05,524 Please don't ever use the words "teeny-weeny" to describe my muscle-ocity. 29 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:08,318 So you kids gonna buy anything or just touch all my stuff? 30 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,697 Just touch all your stuff. 31 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,449 Okay, fine. Twist my arm. 32 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,451 You guys want the good stuff, don't ya? 33 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,042 Here they are. 34 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,211 Products so reckless, so dangerous, 35 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,088 they were banned in 15 states 36 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,548 and most of Paraguay. 37 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,011 The Sun Telescope, magnifies both the sun 38 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,887 and your chances of going blind. 39 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,097 - Cool! - Awful. 40 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,224 Triple-concentrated maple syrup, 41 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,727 too sweet for human taste buds. 42 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:42,978 - Cool! - Awful. 43 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,646 And the most dangerous of all... 44 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,774 Honey Doo hair gel? 45 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:48,775 Take my money! 46 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,572 Hailey, remember when I used this? 47 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,158 Do I remember those five-and-a-half days 48 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,784 where your hair bounced with every step 49 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,454 and you looked like a magazine cover come to life? 50 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,583 No. No, I do not. 51 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,418 But I remember why it was banned. 52 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,754 Play "Honey Doo hair gel PSA." 53 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:13,383 And now, a special message from the Hair Safety Commission. 54 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:16,136 Meet Melvin, a typical teen who enjoys 55 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,930 typical teen activities, like skipping rocks 56 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,265 and flag folding. 57 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,185 Psst. Hey, try this Honey Doo hair gel. 58 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,269 It'll make you look great! 59 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,146 And your first two is free. 60 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,689 No way, man, 61 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,107 I'm Honey Doo-free. 62 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,359 I don't need that stuff. 63 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:32,652 Pff. More for me. 64 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:33,820 Hair like this, 65 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,989 I'm gonna live forever-- 66 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,829 Hi, I'm world famous celebrity "Weird Al" Yankovic. 67 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:46,166 You might know me as a hilarious comedy singer and songwriter. 68 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,876 But do you know what's no laughing matter? 69 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:49,628 Bear attacks! 70 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,672 Thanks to Honey Doo hair gel. 71 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:55,842 Studies show Honey Doo increases your chances of spontaneous bear attacks 72 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,136 by 900%! 73 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,805 Don't let this happen to you. 74 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,641 Just say don't to Honey Doo! 75 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:03,892 Honey Doo? 76 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,353 More like Honey Doo not! 77 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,856 See, you really shouldn't-- 78 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,024 What are you doing? 79 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,359 Just seeing if it still works. 80 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,614 It still works. 81 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,576 Oh! 82 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:22,536 Aah! 83 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,246 Hailey, why are you drooling? 84 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,540 Scott, why are you-- Hunky? 85 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,583 It's the hair. Thanks to Honey Doo. 86 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,377 Just be careful. You heard "Weird Al." 87 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,753 Bears are no joke. 88 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:34,548 Except for the cute little squishy one I have. Like you. 89 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,508 Don't be such a melvin, Hailey. 90 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,344 I can stop using Honey Doo any time I want. 91 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,847 I probably won't even wear it to school tomorrow. 92 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,986 My eyes are down here, Joanne. 93 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:56,945 Hey, can I borrow a pencil? 94 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,161 Scott Denoga? Love the hair. 95 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,620 So nice to see someone 96 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,247 put in a little effort around here. 97 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,916 Here's a homework pass for making me smile. 98 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,042 Thanks, Miss Jackson. 99 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,419 And I'll give this right back 100 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,588 because I didn't do last night's homework. 101 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,715 Everyone is ogling you. 102 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:17,841 You included. 103 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,634 It's been like this all day. 104 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,303 Scott, play it cool. 105 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,888 Tommy D is walking this way. 106 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:23,930 He's getting closer. 107 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,140 He's right in front of-- 108 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,225 - 'Sup, Scott? - He's talking to you! 109 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,935 Love the 'do, my bro. 110 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,270 So nice to see someone 111 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,398 with naturally exceptional hair. Like me. 112 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,942 - Yep. Totally natural. - Hmm. 113 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,444 Sick and tight! 114 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:38,653 - Both? - Wow. 115 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,405 Broseph, lunch with me today? 116 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,616 I'll make us a res at The Rotunda 117 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:43,950 Here's the deets. 118 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,453 The Rotunda! 119 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,662 I knew it was real. 120 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,289 One time, I saw Lunch Lady O'Malley 121 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,499 being very suspicious. 122 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,669 I was late to lunch, and O'Malley must have thought all the kids were gone. 123 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,713 I saw her put lobsters on a tray 124 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,089 and then put them into one of those 125 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,216 hole-in-the-wall lift-y thingies. 126 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,884 Uh... What are they called? 127 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:01,802 A dumbwaiter. 128 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,679 These are certainly not for The Rotunda. 129 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,431 There is no Rotunda! 130 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,849 Stop saying Rotunda! 131 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,603 Rotunda! 132 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:16,024 That's why I put "get in to The Rotunda" on my list. 133 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,652 Go ahead, Beta. The next most optimal list item is... 134 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,861 Number 43. 135 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,740 What? What does that even mean? 136 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,951 Oh, yeah, remember when we watched that movie 137 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,495 about aliens who turned kids into candy bars, 138 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,205 and you said you wanted that to happen to you? 139 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,289 Oh, right. 140 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,459 Hey, I didn't know this list would help save the world someday. 141 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,127 I like weird wishes. 142 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,922 Sometimes I wish I was a stick of butter, so I could melt myself. 143 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,092 You two deserve each other. 144 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,303 It's 1:00 p.m. 145 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,722 This is where Tommy D's note said to meet him. 146 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,023 Secret entrance! 147 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,984 Welcome to The Rotunda. 148 00:05:58,984 --> 00:05:59,985 Follow me. 149 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,365 Yeah, that's a no from us, lady bro. 150 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,741 But Hailey's my best friend. 151 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,119 We wanted to go in The Rotunda together. 152 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:12,080 I legit respect your confidence, girl power, et cetera, 153 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:16,126 but I unfort cannot respect your split ends. Ugh. 154 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:21,673 Ah, sorry, Hails, I guess I'll just hang back here. 155 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,633 No, no, you should go. 156 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,678 Cool! I mean, no sense in both of us missing out, 157 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,847 and maybe I can figure out a way to get you in later, 158 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:32,058 like maybe they have a sponsor-a-kid program for kids without great hair. 159 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,894 I'll let you know. 'Kay, bye. 160 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,106 So that happened. 161 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,734 But, hey, there's a candy factory three miles away. 162 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,944 Maybe we can cover those split ends with nougat. 163 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,615 All right, so over here is the scalp massage chair, 164 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,492 and that's our photo booth for windblown selfies, 165 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:54,539 a charcuticature artist can design your likeness out of meat and cheeses, 166 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,958 and our pianist can play any request. 167 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,710 Legit. Anything. 168 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,296 Welcome to... The League of Naturally... 169 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,589 ...Extraordinary Hair. 170 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,008 Can people see in here? 171 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,927 Oh, don't worry, brochacho. 172 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:08,887 That's one-way glass. 173 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:11,556 The hair uggos out there cannot see us. 174 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,100 Hey, nice cowlick. 175 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,811 Lame. 176 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,314 It's completely soundproof, too. 177 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,191 I hate listening to normal hair. 178 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,817 - Sick! - And tight. 179 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,695 Hey, Hails. 180 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,614 Scott, what's going on? 181 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,740 Did you find a way to get me in? 182 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,659 Uh, no, it's gonna be tough 183 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:33,078 because your hair really has to be amazing to get in here. 184 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,872 Hurtful, but for the sake of efficiency, go on. 185 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,208 Hails, it's even cooler than we imagined. 186 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,835 That big mirror in the hallway is actually one-way glass, 187 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,921 so no one with bad hair can see us in here, 188 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,881 and it's completely soundproof. 189 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,425 Like if I screamed right now, you wouldn't hear me. 190 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,595 I can hear you through the phone. 191 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,972 Oh, right. Good point. 192 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:56,351 Oh, brochalada! No, we don't allow phones in here. 193 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,186 Big no-no, bro-bro. 194 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,312 You don't wanna get kicked out 195 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,941 before Respectful Ryung from Seoul M8s performs, do you? 196 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,610 Did she say Respectful Ryung? From Seoul M8s? 197 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,986 Gotta go. Catch up with you later. 198 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,699 Man, I love this club. 199 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,784 We've got naturally sick hair, 200 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,328 and we're gonna live forever! 201 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,799 You are worthy. 202 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,759 I am worthy. 203 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,387 You are good at your job. 204 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,180 I am good at my job. 205 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,393 Hey, Lucy. 206 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,812 I can't get into The Rotunda. Hi, Murray. 207 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,189 Now, Scott's acting weird. 208 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,274 Hey, bear. 209 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,692 Wait! Bear? 210 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,277 Students, please remain calm. 211 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,155 There is a bear on campus, but everything will be okay. 212 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:52,991 I can't believe I just lied to those students. 213 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,409 We're all gonna be bear food! 214 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,704 It's... Is this still on? Students! Save yourselves! 215 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,956 Bear alert! 216 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,125 He's here for the Honey Doo! 217 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,794 ♪ ...give me spark Making my heart go ♪ 218 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,505 ♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ♪ 219 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:11,176 ♪ Can't imagine a future not together... ♪ 220 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,846 They need to know there's a bear on the loose, but how to get in? 221 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:18,016 He's after me delicious liverloaf! 222 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,225 I got it. 223 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,854 This counts as my arm workout for today. 224 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,732 ♪ Got your eyes on me Got my eyes on you ♪ 225 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:33,740 Hailey? 226 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,576 Hey, everyone with ugh, incredible hair. 227 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,912 Someone attracted a bear to campus! 228 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,163 You all gotta get out of here! 229 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,166 Look, no offense, but this seems like a whack lie 230 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,376 from a hair-tastrophe who's desperate 231 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,711 - to be with the-- - Bear! 232 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,548 Take my body! Not my hair! 233 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,217 It's okay. We're safe in here. 234 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,052 That glass is unbreakable. 235 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,722 Did we keep the receipt? 236 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,724 Scott, he's after the Honey Doo! 237 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,728 Everyone, this is all my fault. 238 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:07,023 The truth is, my hair is not naturally incredible. 239 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:10,068 I used a hair enhancer called Honey Doo that attracted this bear. 240 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,739 You lied about your natural hair? 241 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,699 Brodeo, I thought we were bros. 242 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,826 We just met. 243 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,619 Can you two bro this out later? 244 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,204 Scott, wash that gel out! 245 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,372 How? 246 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,456 Bear alert! Bear alert! 247 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,134 Aah-- 248 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,094 It's working! 249 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,349 Honey Doo again? 250 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:45,728 Every week I gotta stop this bear from coming down here. 251 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,313 Let's go, Roscoe. 252 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,026 Wait. Why would Roscoe keep coming 253 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,404 if I was the only one who-- [gasps]! 254 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,704 Wait, you all use Honey Doo? 255 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:06,958 I don't deserve to be here, bro! 256 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,918 Do you even go to school here? 257 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,838 I just came for the free lobster. 258 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,132 I'm sorry, Hails. 259 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:17,135 I shouldn't have put my awesome hair before our friendship. 260 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,094 That's okay. 261 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,805 But next time, how about you, Honey Doo "not"? 262 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,974 Yes, I know how cringe that was. 263 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,854 Beta! Guess who just took care of the bear 264 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,355 and got into The Rotunda? 265 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,108 It looks like I was right and you were wrong 266 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,319 about the whole human candy bar-- 267 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,327 Well, it looks like we were both right.