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{\an8}Yeah!
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{\an8}Five shots in a row!
Take that, list item number 75.
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{\an8}You're a natural!
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{\an8}Natural? That took you
102 tries!
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{\an8}Hey hey, Hailey Banks-shot!
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Thanks for letting us use the Master
Arcade Card your mom gave you.
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It's so weird, I still can't figure out
where my card went.
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Huh, yeah.
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So weird.
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But hey, it's time for me
to collect my money.
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- Money?
- Whose-a what now?
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I know. Ugh, I hate this part, too!
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It's all in the back of the card.
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Terms
are legally binding?
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Let's see. 102 games
at a $1.50 a game,
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plus sales tax, state tax,
income tax, and shipping fees...
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That means you owe me
an even three hundo!
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$300? Are you for serious?
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Serious as a bite wound!
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Which my snapping turtle, Mr. Chompers,
has been known to inflict on people
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who don't pay me
in a timely fashion.
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I'd hate if he chomped you.
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You guys are like family.
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I am family.
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And it's only fair
that until I'm paid back,
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I hold onto something of yours.
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Hey! Not Beta!
Don't worry.
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Mr. Chompers will keep him
company.
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Hoo boy. We need money, and fast!
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Scott. I think we need...
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...jobs.
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Jobs?
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When.
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{\an8}Hey mom, could you hire us?
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{\an8}To, like, work?
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{\an8}Honestly, kiddo? I'm looking
to fire, not hire.
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{\an8}Darryl!
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The ice cream goes
in the cone, not the other way around!
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I'd never pay you
to work for me anyway.
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I'd expect you to do that
for free.
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You're like family!
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I am family. What is this?
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Sorry to eavesdrop.
I mean, not in a weird way!
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Although, my son
always tells me I'm a big weirdo.
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You're not a weirdo, Gretchen.
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How about now?
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{\an8}Anyway, I'm hiring
at my store.
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{\an8}Mind you, they're just
temporary positions.
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{\an8}- Fine by us.
- We only wanna work temporarily.
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{\an8}Great! Hope I see you there.
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Fans Plus? Where have we
heard that before?
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Hello, Hailey Banks.
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Hi, A.C.
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Gretchen mentioned
you'd be stopping by.
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Hi, gang!
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Isn't my sweetie weetie A.C.
just the best?
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Mom!
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Gretchen!
Stop being a weirdo!
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Right.
That's me.
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And remember,
you can call me Mom.
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Anyway.
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Behold my empire!
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One day, every fan
in this place will be mine!
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All mine!
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Oh, what the beans!
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So, you guys are hiring?
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We are. But don't get ahead of yourself,
Failey Banks.
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You'd have
some very large shoes to fill.
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Aww!
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I mean, wow! Huge.
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That's Mommy's big boy!
- Gretchen.
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You're mom-barrassing me!
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As I was saying,
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today we are filming
the first ever Fans Plus commercial.
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I don't think
you were saying--
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We have the hottest director
in the local commercial business
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and, spoiler alert,
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I'm the star.
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So, should we deem you
Fans Plus material,
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we'd need you to cover my vital position
as Regional Surplus Vice-Manager.
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He's the stock boy!
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Gretchen! If I need you,
I will ring the Gretchen bell.
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You rang?
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No, that was
for demonstration only!
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The job interview starts now.
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Hello. I'm Ronald, a clueless customer,
and this is a role play.
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What's the blade size of a four-turbine
oscillating floor fan, hmm?
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- Um, small?
- Wrong! It's over 7.25 inches!
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Wait, how do you know that?
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I thought you said
you're a clueless customer.
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Your story seems to change
a lot, Ronald,
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if that's even your real name.
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Ronald's name tag says "A.C."!
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Yeah! Yes,
but in this role play, my name is--
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Let's cut to the chase.
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Are you a spy
sent from Fan World?
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You guys have no shame.
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What? No. Stop this!
Start it over.
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Hello. I'm an average customer
who buys three to four fans a week--
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That's 200 fans a year!
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Do you, like, make the wind?
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I'm just here to buy a fan!
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Well, why didn't you say so?
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Right this way, Ronald.
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Wonderful job, gang.
You're hired.
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What? No, no!
We need to start over!
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Hello, Sam. I mean, uh,
Mr. Rodriguez.
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May I just say,
your latest masterpiece was a triumph.
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You should see
my director's cut.
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It's three and a half hours
long and will change your life.
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Oh, um, I was talking about the Smoothie
Shack commercial with the burping cow?
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So was I.
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Oh, of course you were.
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Anyways, I was thinking we could start
our Fans Plus commercial by--
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As I said when you hired me,
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I must have
complete creative control.
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I let the story
find itself...
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Well, yes,
but I'm your leading man.
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The face of Fans Plus!
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Fine. I trained a cow to burp,
so I can work with anyone.
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Isn't that right, Maurice?
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He's my cameraman now.
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Well, now I've seen it all.
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Hey, Beta.
Hailey!
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I am in grave danger.
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I'm locked up
with an insane turtle!
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You gotta get me out.
This guy is an absolute maniac!
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He's closing in!
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Please tell me
you have Becker's money.
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We're working on it.
You're just gonna have to hang in there.
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Attack!
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May my demise be swift
and painless.
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I'll take a flan!
Cut!
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A.C., you did it again.
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You said "flan"
instead of "fan!"
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I did?
That's weird.
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I could have sworn
I said flan... I mean, flan.
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I mean, flan!
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Flan! Flan! Flan!
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Oh, what the beans?
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Please stop flailing your arms.
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Remember, acting is reacting.
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Close your eyes
and do what I say.
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Be a seed.
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Grow into a flower.
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Float down a river.
Feel the river. Become a crocodile.
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Eat the flower.
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Now crush its dreams.
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And scream!
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Yes! Yes! That's it!
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Maurice, roll camera!
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And, action!
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I'll take a...
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Wait, am I the flower
or a crocodile?
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Cut, cut, cut!
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{\an8}DJ Double Deuce in the house!
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{\an8}Dropping another one!
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I'm Windy Feathers out here
reporting live from a hurricane!
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I am a robot.
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I wish to know human emotions.
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I'm melting! Melting...
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♪ Fish skin
Za za za za za za ♪
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Amazing.
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The electricity
between you two is simply edible.
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It's that classic
old Hollywood chemistry.
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Like Bogart and Hepburn,
or Maurice and his banana-oat smoothie.
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This project needs you.
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Please say
you'll be in the commercial.
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa!
We were doing fine!
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I just needed to warm up
a little, is all.
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Don't worry.
I have the perfect role for you.
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A.C., can you move
three steps back and to the left?
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More.
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A little more.
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Little more.
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Little more.
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I'm in
the supply closet!
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Perfect!
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From the top.
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But this time, I'll have my new
attractive stars say the line. Action!
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- Come on down...
- To Fans Plus!
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Cut!
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Poetry.
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You two are the new faces
of Fans Plus.
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I'll be in my trailer.
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Hey, Sam, can I talk to you?
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Uh, I think
you're supposed to blow it.
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I blew it all right.
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And what do you want,
to rub it in my handsome, handsome face?
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I just wanted
to say sorry, A.C.
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I didn't mean to take
the lead role in your commercial.
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Commercials are lame!
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I was honestly
doing Sam a favor.
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Fans are pretty lame,
too, right?
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How dare you?
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Fans are not lame!
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A room without a fan
is like a song without music,
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a sky without sun!
200
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Sure, you all can have
your so-called great loves,
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your girlfriends,
your boyfriends, your plus-ones,
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but when push comes to shove,
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I'll take a fan!
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Cut!
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What's going on?
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We got it. Incredible.
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A.C., you were so raw
and real!
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Oh, that's why it was easy.
209
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You know, acting
is really just reacting.
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It was really nice of you
to set that up with Sam.
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- That's my big superstar boy!
- Hey. Gretchen!
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Welcome, all, to the world
premiere of my Fans Plus commercial.
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Once in a generation,
art is created
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that changes the very nature
of commercials.
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Here it comes!
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If you or a loved one
has been injured
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{\an8}in a Honey Doo-related
bear attack,
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{\an8}contact the law offices
of Graci, Gulino, and Cortez today!
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Fans!
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Fans...
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Plus.
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A.C., I am so--
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That was so brilliant!
224
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Did you hear the way
I said "Plus?"
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On TV!
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Oh, my fan legacy
is etched in stone forever!
227
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Did you see it, Mommy?
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You did great, schmookems!
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Thank you, both for your help
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and for being
such great friends to my special boy.
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Here are your paychecks.
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Don't be a stranger.
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Yoink! Consider
your debt paid.
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And here's your doll back.
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Mr. Chompers
is really gonna miss him.
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Beta! You survived!
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I need a screen wipe
and a nap.
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I never wanna see
another animal again!
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Too soon!
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ World's what you make it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Get up and chase it ♪
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00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,716
{\an8}♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm taking action, making it happen ♪
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{\an8}♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪
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{\an8}♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ Promise, I'm on it ♪
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♪ I'm on it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
♪ Hailey's on it! ♪
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♪ Hey, hey! ♪
♪ Hailey's on it! ♪