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I just can't
do it anymore, okay?
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There's something
I've been wanting to say
to you for a long time.
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Scott, I... like-like you.
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With you,
the sun shines brighter,
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and the stars...
also shine brighter.
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I know I'm risking everything
by telling you this--
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Don't say
another word, Hailey.
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I've always like-liked you.
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I feel it all the way down
to my hooves.
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I'm sorry. What is happening?
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Why are you reading me
some weird centaur book?
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Because this is how
I want it to go
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when I finally tell Scott
how I feel.
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You want to be half a horse?
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Technically, it's more,
like, two-thirds horse,
but no, not that part.
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I just want to capture
the spirit of the moment
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when Lady Thistlemane
finally reveals her feelings
for Chase Thunderhoof,
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- you know?
- I know I've got some notes
on those names.
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Now that I got the green light
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from Kristine
to ask Scott out,
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I really want it to go well.
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Or, at least better than
the other times I've tried.
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Well, the bar is pretty low.
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- At the county fair...
-
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On Catalina Island.
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- In front of his house...
-
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We said we'd never talk
about the boombox incident!
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But... this time
will be better.
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I know the perfect time
and place
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to tell Scott how I feel.
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Nothing says romance
like the big Totally '80s
to the Max S chool Dance.
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Nothing says
"fire hazard" like that hair.
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It's huge! And I'm sure
you'll find some reason
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not to tell Scott
how you feel again.
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You're what we call
an overthinker.
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I am not an overthinker!
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At least I don't think I am.
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Do I like to mull things over?
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Sure, I mull.
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I-- I guess that is a way
of overthinking.
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But is it overthinking--
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- Overthinking says "what."
- What?
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Fine, I'll prove it to you.
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"I, Hailey Banks,
hereby swear
to tell Scott Denoga
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that I like-like him
at the big Totally '80s
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to the Max Dance."
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I respect the commitment
of putting it in writing.
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- Very cool. Haile--
- Now, I can make it o-fish
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with a stamp
from my Junior Notary set.
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Forget what I said
about cool.
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Ah! It feels good
to have a date set,
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- makes the whole thing
less scary.
- Hailey!
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Hey, you guys remember
Lil' Rudy?
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Of course. He's one
of my top-5 favorite
skateboarding reindeer.
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Well, get this. He's jumping
the Oceanside gorge right now!
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- Let's go!
- We gotta get down there.
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- Love that helmeted
little daredevil.
- Hailey?
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Where are those books
you wanted to donate? Oh.
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Hailey, what happened
to "Good morning"?
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Dad, I've looked everywhere,
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but I can't find
my very important
centaur romance novel.
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Centaur romance novel?
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Definitely
your mother's daughter.
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Must be one of the books
your mom donated
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to the school's
Book Lovers' Fair.
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I'll just go out
for coffee today.
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This is bad.
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If my mom donated that book,
then anyone could buy it
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and find that flyer
inside of it.
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And then they'll know
you're a huge dork
with a Junior Notary set?
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No! Then they'll know
about my crush on Scott.
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My deepest secret!
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It'll be national news!
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And I'll be forced to live
like a hermit in the woods,
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surviving on nothing
but leaves, lichen,
and loneliness.
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Remember when you said
you weren't an over thinker?
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Unless... we buy
the book back first.
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- Hi, Hailey.
Hey, I wanted to talk--
- Get in line.
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Just kidding. I don't have
that many appointments.
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But I am in a huge rush.
Love you. Bye!
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Wait. So,
why do we have to find
this horse-people book?
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Because inside it is...
a magical story that gives
my life meaning.
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Whoa. I gotta check
this book out.
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Hey, I found it!
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
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No, we have
to find my copy,
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the exact one my mom took.
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Because it's... a,
um... first edition.
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How are we supposed to know
which one's yours?
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They all have the same picture
of that Hunky Horsedude
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who apparently doesn't know
how to button a shirt.
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Well, mine has
a very distinct mustard stain
on the back cover
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that resembles Judi Dench.
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That's Dame Judi Dench to you!
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Sorry. I just...
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She's great.
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Okay. Dame Judi Dench,
mustard stain.
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Let the great search begin!
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Or we can just use
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my supercomputer
scanning technology...
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...and yep, there it is.
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That's it! I just
have to get it back from...
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Oh, no.
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Wait.
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I don't know who that is.
Why is this bad?
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That's Blabby Abby,
the school's biggest gossip.
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She runs a vicious
online rumor blog
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that's ruined kid's lives.
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You know Pee-Pants Parker?
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He used to be just "Parker."
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If she finds that flyer,
she'll tell the whole school
about your crush on Scott.
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Huh, this is
kind of a worst case scenario.
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See? I didn't
overthink enough!
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One aisle down, twelve to go!
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Also, who is Dame Judi Dench?
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A master
of her craft, that's who!
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Again, sorry.
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But we already found the book.
Time to move in.
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Abby! The Abster!
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Abbalabba-ding-dong--
I'm gonna stop.
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So, Abby, uh,
funny little mix-up.
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My mom donated some books
I didn't want her to.
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Ah! Moms...
Anyways, if I could--
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My mom? She stole
online messages
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- with her high school
boyfriend.
- Oh, wow!
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I feel like you shouldn't
have told me that.
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Well, if I could just
buy that book from you...
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Yeah, sorry, can't do that.
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- This is a first edition.
- It really is?
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I mean,
it really is.
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I know, that's why I said it.
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Rumor has it that there are
super steamy chapters in here
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that were edited out
of later editions.
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I'm going to scour each page
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and expose
every possible secret.
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Sorry, Hailey,
but [snickers] you know
what they say,
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"All's war
at the Book Lover's Fair."
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Do people actually say that?
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Yeah, they actually do.
It's a whole thing.
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But now, we are
going to bring the war...
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to Blabby Abby.
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With a little book heist.
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♪ A good heist has a big plan
with a lot of detail ♪
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We've got an 8-minute
and 42-second window
after lunch to pull this off.
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♪ Gotta be precise
in tandem ♪
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♪ If you're gonna prevail... ♪
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Lunch Lady O'Malley
will end lunch
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with her monthly raffle
for one of her homemade pies.
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A pie we'll make sure
Abby wins.
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♪ A good old switcheroo
and no one's the wiser ♪
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But,
since it's pizza stick day,
Abby's favorite,
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she'll be too full
to eat the pie...
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...and will want to save it
for later in her locker.
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♪ Oh! You gotta know
your mark real well ♪
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♪ If you're
gonna surprise her ♪
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Now that we've got her
at her locker,
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there's one clear route
for her to take
to biology class.
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The east hall,
where she'll just so happen
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to come across
a surprise book signing
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by Unbridled Passion's
eccentric author,
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Dominique Steele.
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♪ Kinda small potatoes
for an author ♪
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♪ But hey,
maybe she's slumming... ♪
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Or at least
who she thinks
is Dominique Steele.
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♪ Oh, an imposter
kinda thing ♪
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♪ I should've
seen that coming ♪
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Abby will want
to ask Dominique
about the steamy chapters,
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but her bag will get checked
by security...
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Or at least by someone
she thinks is security.
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And then I'll grab
the book.
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Nope, not yet.
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Abby's too smart.
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She'll pre-emptively take
the book out to get it signed.
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And you'll grab
the book!
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Nope, honestly,
it'll be easier
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if you just listen
to the plan.
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Abby's too smart.
She'll notice even
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- the slightest deviation
in Dominique's signature.
-
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♪ Oh, no! Your cover's blown,
better get to running ♪
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But now,
she's on high alert,
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so she won't want to keep
the book in her bag.
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She'll put it somewhere
no one can get it.
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♪ Your heist
didn't work at all ♪
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♪ Should've been
more cunning ♪
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So, we...
never grab the book?
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Nope.
Because what Abby
doesn't know,
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is that this whole time,
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we've had a man
on the inside. Literally.
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♪ Whoa! The little guy was
in the pie ♪
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♪ He got in there on the sly ♪
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♪ Everything was part
of the plan ♪
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♪ Even the bad stuff ♪
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♪ I thought it was
too complex ♪
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♪ Turns out it was
just enough ♪
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♪ A heist always ends
in a cool stride... ♪
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Hey! That's my book!
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Uh... No, it's not.
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Yeah, it is!
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It's got
that Dame Judi Dench stain
on the back.
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You stole it!
And covered my locker
with pie for some reason?
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Uh... No, I...
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You see,
Abbalabba-ding-dong...
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- Look, I can explain.
- Oh, no need.
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I know why you've been
acting weird all day.
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See, I looked in the book
before lunch,
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and read all
about your secret crush.
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Come on, Abby,
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Let's not get blabby
about this.
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In fact, I already made
my latest blog post
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all about how Hailey Banks
is in love with...
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Chase Thunderhoof!
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- Wait. What?
- Hunky horse guy?
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The back cover is full
of fan fiction.
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Hailey riding off
with Chase Thunderhoof
and brushing his tail,
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and a really weird part
about putting
new horseshoes on him?
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Oh, yeah,
I forgot I wrote that stuff.
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But where is the--
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And now,
the whole school knows.
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Also, you can keep your book.
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The extra chapters were
as steamy as a cold shower.
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Whoo-hoo! We got
your book back.
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All part of the plan.
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Wait. Was Abby yelling
at us part of the plan, too?
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I'm gonna be honest.
I got lost.
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Where is it?
Where is it?
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Hailey, you okay?
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What? Oh, yeah.
Just celebrating the victory.
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Yay.
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All right!
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The flyer
could have fallen out anywhere
for anyone to find.
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Hailey?
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Not a great time, Mom.
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And no, you can't help.
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You wouldn't get it.
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I might get it more
than you think.
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This fell out of your book
while I was donating it.
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My flyer! You found it!
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00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,109
Wait. Did you... read it?
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You mean the Junior
Notary-stamped contract
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about you liking Scott?
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Please don't say it out loud!
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I know.
This stuff is embarrassing.
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And crushes are weird, right?
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I should know.
I've had lots of them.
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- Mom!
- Let me guess,
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your stomach is in knots
and it's hard to concentrate,
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but also fun and exciting,
and you want
to smell him a lot
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for some reason?
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Kinda, yeah?
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Is that how you felt
about Dad?
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Sure. That's who I was
talking about.
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Anyway, what I'm saying is,
I get it, Hailey,
and I'm here for you.
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You can talk to me
about this stuff,
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even the awkward parts.
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But don't worry,
this can be our little secret.
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Thanks for being so cool
about this, Mom.
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No problem.
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Now let's remember
this moment forever
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with a selfie!
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ Worlds what you make it ♪
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♪ Get up and chase it ♪
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♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
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♪ I'm taking action,
making it happen ♪
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♪ No matter what tomorrow
might bring ♪
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♪ I got the guts
to do anything ♪
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ Promise I'm on it ♪
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♪ I'm on it ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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- ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
- ♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
- ♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Win first place
for world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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- Kiss my friend, Scott?
- Huh?
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- ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
- ♪ Hailey's on it ♪