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Kelci Fyre
is such a cool name.
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I wish my name
was flammable.
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You mean, like,
"Burning Buffoon"?
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Exactly.
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It's no fun if you like it.
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I can't believe
we're this close
to pop star royalty.
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I feel like
we just got here.
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Actually, we've been here
almost five hours,
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but it's worth it.
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"Play My Demo Song
for Kelci Fyre"
is number 201 on my list.
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♪ I drove in
a construction crane ♪
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♪ But my telescoping arm
was all in vain ♪
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♪ I hydraulic-lifted
our love ♪
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♪ But the cables got stuck ♪
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♪ I gave my all-- ♪
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I was seeing double for a week
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but it gave me a great idea
for a song.
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Kelci's gonna love
"I'm Seeing Double."
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It's inspired...
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by an accident
with a ceiling fan!
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You put your song
on a cassette tape?
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Those are, like,
30 years old.
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Hey, you carry around a pickle
that's old enough to vote.
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Plus, on the third track
of her fourth live album,
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Kelci says,
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"Down with digital,
cassettes are whimsical."
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I do love me
a slant rhyme.
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Kelci will get it.
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You'll see.
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Whoa! I mean, wow!
I mean, hi!
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I'm so nervous.
Will you sign my face?
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I mean, my shirt.
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Sure. That's
a nice-looking pen.
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You're a nice-looking pen.
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Quit while
you're ahead, Elliott!
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We got a fainter!
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Tuli! Clean this up.
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Two or three more
autographs, Kelci.
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- Then we're done here.
- What?
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These people have
waited for hours.
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- My fans deserve--
- Zilch.
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We already
have their money.
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We gotta stay
on schedule.
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This line
isn't moving at all.
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I know!
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Hey, Kelci! Watch this!
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Whoa!
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Well, that was unlucky.
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Oh, my gosh.
It wasn't me this time!
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Not again!
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Hey! You okay
in there?
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Whoa! You look like me.
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I... I do?
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I do!
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Hi, I'm Kelci.
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I know, dingus!
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Oh, my gosh.
Why did I call you
a dingus?
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I'm Hailey.
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Kelci,
where are you?
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Tuli! Find her,
or someone's
getting fired!
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Ugh! It's my manager, Janica.
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I gotta
get out of here.
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I know a place
where no one
will find you.
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Are you kidding me?
An all-you-can-eat
tuna buffet?
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I love it.
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It's so... real.
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I just can't believe
I'm here with Kelci Fyre.
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Please, call me
by my real name,
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Kelsey Fire.
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Isn't that the same thing?
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They're spelled differently.
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I can't believe
I'm sitting here
with two Kelci Fyres.
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It's crazy how much
you two look alike.
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Hey, that gives me an idea
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that's probably
never been done before.
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Hailey, would you
want to swap places
with me?
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I don't know.
I'm kinda used
to sitting on this side.
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It is nicer here
by the window.
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No, I mean, be me.
And I'll be you.
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Just for a few hours.
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I really miss being
a regular, boring
person like you.
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Thank you?
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But I mean, sure!
Who wouldn't want to be you?
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The fame, the fortune!
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- The list item!
- Oh, right!
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Um, I'd be happy
to swap places...
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if you'd be willing to listen
to my demo song?
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Deal. A real
old-school demo tape
on cassette.
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So cool!
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I always say--
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"Down with digital,
cassettes are whimsical!"
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And like I always say,
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"No matter how you slice it,
it's still lasagna."
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I've never
heard you say that.
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I know.
I just wanted
to fit in.
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Are you sure
this is going to work?
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Oh, my gosh, it worked!
You look just like me!
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Oh! There you are, Kelci.
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Where have you been?
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Uh...
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Meeting my psychic, Scott,
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and my stylish friend Hailey.
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You have a psychic
named Scott?
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Oh, wait, that's me.
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Because of the lie.
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- Ow!
- Okay, whatever.
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As long as we stay
on schedule. Let's go.
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Ah! I guess it's just
you and me, real world.
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That floor tuna's
not sitting right
with me.
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So real.
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Come on!
It's like you don't even know
where the tour bus is.
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Yes, I feel
that way, too.
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Whoa.
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- It's so huge!
- It's yoked!
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Kelci, don't be ridiculous.
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It's the same size
it was yesterday.
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Tuli!
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Check to see if the bus
is the same size as yesterday.
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Whoa!
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A hot tub!
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Forty different flavors
of fro-yo!
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Working seat belts!
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Man, our school bus
doesn't have
any of these things.
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A bear could
get used to this.
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Seems rude not to try
all 40 flavors of fro-yo.
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Guess again.
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Today, you have
back-to-back meetings,
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photo shoots
and promos to do.
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I guess that's the life
of a pop star.
I can't wait!
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Thanks, Tuli.
I'm ready to do Kelci--
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I mean,
my signature flip.
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So cool.
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I'm doing it!
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I can't...
stop... doing it!
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I live for this
peppermint face cream.
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I... live
for this onion gum.
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I live for these
flushable wipes.
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Flushable wipes?
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Do I really live
for these?
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Guess so.
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Now,
look uncomfortable,
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but also relatable.
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And now timeless,
but of the moment.
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And now you
stepped in a puddle,
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but maybe you like it.
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Good. Now do it
with the flaming batons!
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Flaming batons?
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This being a star thing
is a lot harder
than I thought.
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- Uh-huh.
- Even the fun stuff
isn't fun.
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Uh-huh.
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And sometimes,
dragons fly
out of my nose.
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- Uh-huh.
- Guys, you're
not listening!
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Oh! Sorry, Hails.
These VR headsets
are incredible.
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It's like we're actually
swimming through
the lost city of Atlanta.
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It's Atlantis,
you buffoon.
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Stop embarrassing
your--
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Kelci! Great news.
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Nick Jonas broke his tailbone
on a treadmill.
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How is that great news?
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It means there's an opening
to perform your new song
on Oceanside Tonight.
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Tonight! But it doesn't
shoot tonight,
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it shoots now.
So we gotta go.
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She-- I mean,
I am gonna
perform Kelci's--
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I mean, my...
new song on live TV?
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Yes! How much of that
onion gum did you eat?
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Let's go!
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You've got Janica.
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Scott! I can't
perform on TV!
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Good point.
TV is a dying medium.
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Save your debut
for the big screen.
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No! I can't do it
because I don't know
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Kelci Fyre's new song,
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because I'm not
Kelci Fyre!
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Oh, yeah.
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Because of the lie.
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Oh! Kelci's phone is off.
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She must be enjoying
her day. Rude.
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Wait! I know
where she is!
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Beta, can you
distract Janica?
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I'm a hyper-advanced
supercomputer from 50 years
in the future, Hailey.
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I always have
a foolproof plan.
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Hello.
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This is the number-one
trending star on Clik Clok.
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You're that cat
that plays the tuba?
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Uh, yes, I am.
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And apparently,
I talk now too.
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So how about that?
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I'm not sure
why we're at Cost Whoa!,
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but I'm definitely enjoying
these free samples.
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Pork pancake?
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Yes, but later.
I bet Kelci is here.
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The title of her fifth track
from her fifth album is
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If I Had a Day Off,
I'd Spend It At Cost Whoa!
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Kelci has great taste.
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Speaking of, should we get
a 9-pound bag of Fugles
for only ten bucks?
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Canadian flavor!
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Kelci!
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You know what?
I'm gonna get
the Fugles.
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Otherwise,
we're just leaving
money on the table.
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Oh, Hailey!
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Thanks again for this time.
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I've been so relaxed
and inspired,
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I wrote a few songs.
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Plus, I just listened
to your demo.
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- It's great.
- That's awesome.
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And I'm glad you're relaxed,
Kelci, because I am
freaking out!
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- Chamomile tea?
- Thank you, Scott.
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Janica booked me--
well, you, to sing on
Oceanside Tonight. Tonight!
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Oh, I'd love to do that show,
but I can't.
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Janica will nitpick
my every move.
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She takes all the fun
out of making music.
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Then forget Janica.
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Do it for you.
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You're the artist
everyone loves,
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and you deserve
to be happy.
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If Janica can't
deal with that,
then get rid of her.
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Hmm. Good point.
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Thanks, Hailey.
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Between the tricked-out
tour bus and this
wholesale store,
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I'm living
my best life! Backflip!
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Well, thank you,
Mr. Tuba Cat.
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As your new manager,
I'll make you an even bigger
star than you are now.
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You better!
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Also...
Meow! Bye!
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Kelci, where
have you been?
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- We are--
- Way behind schedule.
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I know.
But you know what?
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I actually took time
for me today,
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and it reminded me
what's important.
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My music.
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What's your point?
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My point is, you're fired...
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Mom!
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Wait! Janica is your mom?
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Fine by me.
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I'm onto something
way bigger anyway.
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I've got a talking cat
that plays tuba
on the hook.
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So clearly, one of us
is making a big mistake.
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See you at dinner, Kelci!
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Thanks for your help, Hailey.
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Tonight, I'm gonna
sing your song,
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and I want you
to sing it with me.
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Wow.
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But me? Sing on TV?
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00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,942
If I can stand up
to my mom-ager,
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00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,235
then you can
sing your song.
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And if I can fit
73 spinach tots in my pocket,
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then I can eat them, too.
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You know what, Kelci?
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Today was incredible,
but it made me realize
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that being
regular old Hailey
is pretty great.
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Sure, being a star
is glamorous,
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but what really matters
isn't fame or fortune--
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Dude, our song is starting!
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- We gotta go.
- Oh! Right.
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So let's bring her out.
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Someone you all clearly like
more than me, and that's fine.
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I'm doing fine.
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Uh, Kelci Fyre!
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♪ Something's happened ♪
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♪ The stars are aligned ♪
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♪ It's twice the magic ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're two of a kind ♪
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♪ Seeing double ♪
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♪ With you, I'm stepping out
on the full moon ♪
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Twin Kelcis?
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♪ With you, I'm living a
double-double ♪
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♪ Two pieces of a puzzle ♪
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♪ Seeing double ♪
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♪ So clear I see it now ♪
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Twin Kelcis!
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Oh...
I just wanted to fit in!
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ World's what you make it ♪
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♪ Get up and chase it ♪
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♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
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♪ I'm taking action,
making it happen ♪
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♪ No matter what
tomorrow might bring ♪
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♪ I got the guts
to do anything ♪
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ Promise I'm on it ♪
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♪ I'm on it ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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- ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
- ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪