1 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:08,133 Kelci Fyre is such a cool name. 2 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,343 I wish my name was flammable. 3 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,762 You mean, like, "Burning Buffoon"? 4 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:12,805 Exactly. 5 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,391 It's no fun if you like it. 6 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:16,934 I can't believe we're this close to pop star royalty. 7 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:18,811 I feel like we just got here. 8 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:20,312 Actually, we've been here almost five hours, 9 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:22,106 but it's worth it. 10 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:24,900 "Play My Demo Song for Kelci Fyre" is number 201 on my list. 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:29,279 ♪ I drove in a construction crane ♪ 12 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:33,283 ♪ But my telescoping arm was all in vain ♪ 13 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:36,495 ♪ I hydraulic-lifted our love ♪ 14 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,455 ♪ But the cables got stuck ♪ 15 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,124 ♪ I gave my all-- ♪ 16 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:47,172 I was seeing double for a week 17 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,007 but it gave me a great idea for a song. 18 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,386 Kelci's gonna love "I'm Seeing Double." 19 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,762 It's inspired... 20 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,139 by an accident with a ceiling fan! 21 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,558 You put your song on a cassette tape? 22 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,518 Those are, like, 30 years old. 23 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,895 Hey, you carry around a pickle that's old enough to vote. 24 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,565 Plus, on the third track of her fourth live album, 25 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:05,774 Kelci says, 26 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,651 "Down with digital, cassettes are whimsical." 27 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,319 I do love me a slant rhyme. 28 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,362 Kelci will get it. 29 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:11,447 You'll see. 30 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,201 Whoa! I mean, wow! I mean, hi! 31 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,828 I'm so nervous. Will you sign my face? 32 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,329 I mean, my shirt. 33 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,123 Sure. That's a nice-looking pen. 34 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,332 You're a nice-looking pen. 35 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,960 Quit while you're ahead, Elliott! 36 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,300 We got a fainter! 37 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,676 Tuli! Clean this up. 38 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,640 Two or three more autographs, Kelci. 39 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,892 - Then we're done here. - What? 40 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,268 These people have waited for hours. 41 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,103 - My fans deserve-- - Zilch. 42 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,396 We already have their money. 43 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,982 We gotta stay on schedule. 44 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,692 This line isn't moving at all. 45 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,152 I know! 46 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:51,445 Hey, Kelci! Watch this! 47 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:00,621 Whoa! 48 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,253 Well, that was unlucky. 49 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,589 Oh, my gosh. It wasn't me this time! 50 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,051 Not again! 51 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:15,969 Hey! You okay in there? 52 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,933 Whoa! You look like me. 53 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,476 I... I do? 54 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:24,937 I do! 55 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,104 Hi, I'm Kelci. 56 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,356 I know, dingus! 57 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,775 Oh, my gosh. Why did I call you a dingus? 58 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:30,817 I'm Hailey. 59 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,070 Kelci, where are you? 60 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,989 Tuli! Find her, or someone's getting fired! 61 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,994 Ugh! It's my manager, Janica. 62 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,287 I gotta get out of here. 63 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,206 I know a place where no one will find you. 64 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,585 Are you kidding me? An all-you-can-eat tuna buffet? 65 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,295 I love it. 66 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,713 It's so... real. 67 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:59,638 I just can't believe I'm here with Kelci Fyre. 68 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:02,015 Please, call me by my real name, 69 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,058 Kelsey Fire. 70 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,812 Isn't that the same thing? 71 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,438 They're spelled differently. 72 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,190 I can't believe I'm sitting here with two Kelci Fyres. 73 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,359 It's crazy how much you two look alike. 74 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,820 Hey, that gives me an idea 75 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,197 that's probably never been done before. 76 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,866 Hailey, would you want to swap places with me? 77 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,202 I don't know. I'm kinda used to sitting on this side. 78 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,037 It is nicer here by the window. 79 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,748 No, I mean, be me. And I'll be you. 80 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,250 Just for a few hours. 81 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,503 I really miss being a regular, boring person like you. 82 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,047 Thank you? 83 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,216 But I mean, sure! Who wouldn't want to be you? 84 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,926 The fame, the fortune! 85 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,511 - The list item! - Oh, right! 86 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,597 Um, I'd be happy to swap places... 87 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:45,517 if you'd be willing to listen to my demo song? 88 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:48,145 Deal. A real old-school demo tape on cassette. 89 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:49,980 So cool! 90 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,481 I always say-- 91 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,275 "Down with digital, cassettes are whimsical!" 92 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,735 And like I always say, 93 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,696 "No matter how you slice it, it's still lasagna." 94 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:00,157 I've never heard you say that. 95 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,743 I know. I just wanted to fit in. 96 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,745 Are you sure this is going to work? 97 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,873 Oh, my gosh, it worked! You look just like me! 98 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,083 Oh! There you are, Kelci. 99 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,460 Where have you been? 100 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,171 Uh... 101 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,715 Meeting my psychic, Scott, 102 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,717 and my stylish friend Hailey. 103 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,177 You have a psychic named Scott? 104 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,262 Oh, wait, that's me. 105 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,806 Because of the lie. 106 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,016 - Ow! - Okay, whatever. 107 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,476 As long as we stay on schedule. Let's go. 108 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,939 Ah! I guess it's just you and me, real world. 109 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,984 That floor tuna's not sitting right with me. 110 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,405 So real. 111 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,034 Come on! It's like you don't even know where the tour bus is. 112 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,703 Yes, I feel that way, too. 113 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,163 Whoa. 114 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,706 - It's so huge! - It's yoked! 115 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,583 Kelci, don't be ridiculous. 116 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,168 It's the same size it was yesterday. 117 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,753 Tuli! 118 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,296 Check to see if the bus is the same size as yesterday. 119 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,633 Whoa! 120 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,592 A hot tub! 121 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,969 Forty different flavors of fro-yo! 122 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,472 Working seat belts! 123 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,058 Man, our school bus doesn't have any of these things. 124 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,185 A bear could get used to this. 125 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:13,647 Seems rude not to try all 40 flavors of fro-yo. 126 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,523 Guess again. 127 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,901 Today, you have back-to-back meetings, 128 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,695 photo shoots and promos to do. 129 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:22,072 I guess that's the life of a pop star. I can't wait! 130 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,325 Thanks, Tuli. I'm ready to do Kelci-- 131 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,078 I mean, my signature flip. 132 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,579 So cool. 133 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:33,875 I'm doing it! 134 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,379 I can't... stop... doing it! 135 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,215 I live for this peppermint face cream. 136 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,301 I... live for this onion gum. 137 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,554 I live for these flushable wipes. 138 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,140 Flushable wipes? 139 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,391 Do I really live for these? 140 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,227 Guess so. 141 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,437 Now, look uncomfortable, 142 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,730 but also relatable. 143 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,022 And now timeless, but of the moment. 144 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,149 And now you stepped in a puddle, 145 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,817 but maybe you like it. 146 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,954 Good. Now do it with the flaming batons! 147 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,164 Flaming batons? 148 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,840 This being a star thing is a lot harder than I thought. 149 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,092 - Uh-huh. - Even the fun stuff isn't fun. 150 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,510 Uh-huh. 151 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,054 And sometimes, dragons fly out of my nose. 152 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,098 - Uh-huh. - Guys, you're not listening! 153 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:33,268 Oh! Sorry, Hails. These VR headsets are incredible. 154 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:36,563 It's like we're actually swimming through the lost city of Atlanta. 155 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,231 It's Atlantis, you buffoon. 156 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,816 Stop embarrassing your-- 157 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,443 Kelci! Great news. 158 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,528 Nick Jonas broke his tailbone on a treadmill. 159 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,697 How is that great news? 160 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:49,201 It means there's an opening to perform your new song on Oceanside Tonight. 161 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:51,495 Tonight! But it doesn't shoot tonight, 162 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,829 it shoots now. So we gotta go. 163 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,874 She-- I mean, I am gonna perform Kelci's-- 164 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,585 I mean, my... new song on live TV? 165 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,379 Yes! How much of that onion gum did you eat? 166 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,173 Let's go! 167 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,176 You've got Janica. 168 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,512 Scott! I can't perform on TV! 169 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,514 Good point. TV is a dying medium. 170 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,390 Save your debut for the big screen. 171 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,059 No! I can't do it because I don't know 172 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,268 Kelci Fyre's new song, 173 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,395 because I'm not Kelci Fyre! 174 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,647 Oh, yeah. 175 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,024 Because of the lie. 176 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,446 Oh! Kelci's phone is off. 177 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,490 She must be enjoying her day. Rude. 178 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,826 Wait! I know where she is! 179 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:32,869 Beta, can you distract Janica? 180 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,872 I'm a hyper-advanced supercomputer from 50 years in the future, Hailey. 181 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,291 I always have a foolproof plan. 182 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,004 Hello. 183 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:46,132 This is the number-one trending star on Clik Clok. 184 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,634 You're that cat that plays the tuba? 185 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,761 Uh, yes, I am. 186 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,180 And apparently, I talk now too. 187 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,598 So how about that? 188 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,648 I'm not sure why we're at Cost Whoa!, 189 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,817 but I'm definitely enjoying these free samples. 190 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,068 Pork pancake? 191 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,195 Yes, but later. I bet Kelci is here. 192 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,489 The title of her fifth track from her fifth album is 193 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,616 If I Had a Day Off, I'd Spend It At Cost Whoa! 194 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,368 Kelci has great taste. 195 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:16,621 Speaking of, should we get a 9-pound bag of Fugles for only ten bucks? 196 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:17,497 Canadian flavor! 197 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,543 Kelci! 198 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,753 You know what? I'm gonna get the Fugles. 199 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,380 Otherwise, we're just leaving money on the table. 200 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,757 Oh, Hailey! 201 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,217 Thanks again for this time. 202 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,511 I've been so relaxed and inspired, 203 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,929 I wrote a few songs. 204 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,431 Plus, I just listened to your demo. 205 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,433 - It's great. - That's awesome. 206 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,519 And I'm glad you're relaxed, Kelci, because I am freaking out! 207 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,479 - Chamomile tea? - Thank you, Scott. 208 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:46,776 Janica booked me-- well, you, to sing on Oceanside Tonight. Tonight! 209 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,988 Oh, I'd love to do that show, but I can't. 210 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,198 Janica will nitpick my every move. 211 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,867 She takes all the fun out of making music. 212 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,994 Then forget Janica. 213 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,204 Do it for you. 214 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,622 You're the artist everyone loves, 215 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,206 and you deserve to be happy. 216 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,250 If Janica can't deal with that, then get rid of her. 217 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,085 Hmm. Good point. 218 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:04,961 Thanks, Hailey. 219 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,257 Between the tricked-out tour bus and this wholesale store, 220 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,843 I'm living my best life! Backflip! 221 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:17,182 Well, thank you, Mr. Tuba Cat. 222 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:20,143 As your new manager, I'll make you an even bigger star than you are now. 223 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,811 You better! 224 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,981 Also... Meow! Bye! 225 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,776 Kelci, where have you been? 226 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,152 - We are-- - Way behind schedule. 227 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,363 I know. But you know what? 228 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,281 I actually took time for me today, 229 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,908 and it reminded me what's important. 230 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:36,868 My music. 231 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:37,744 What's your point? 232 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,957 My point is, you're fired... 233 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,667 Mom! 234 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:44,918 Wait! Janica is your mom? 235 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,252 Fine by me. 236 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,505 I'm onto something way bigger anyway. 237 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,091 I've got a talking cat that plays tuba on the hook. 238 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,510 So clearly, one of us is making a big mistake. 239 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,264 See you at dinner, Kelci! 240 00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:58,848 Thanks for your help, Hailey. 241 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,268 Tonight, I'm gonna sing your song, 242 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,477 and I want you to sing it with me. 243 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:03,937 Wow. 244 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,690 But me? Sing on TV? 245 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,942 If I can stand up to my mom-ager, 246 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,235 then you can sing your song. 247 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,071 And if I can fit 73 spinach tots in my pocket, 248 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,531 then I can eat them, too. 249 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,870 You know what, Kelci? 250 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,331 Today was incredible, but it made me realize 251 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,917 that being regular old Hailey is pretty great. 252 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,253 Sure, being a star is glamorous, 253 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:31,047 but what really matters isn't fame or fortune-- 254 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,048 Dude, our song is starting! 255 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,466 - We gotta go. - Oh! Right. 256 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,344 So let's bring her out. 257 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,805 Someone you all clearly like more than me, and that's fine. 258 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,765 I'm doing fine. 259 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,559 Uh, Kelci Fyre! 260 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,861 ♪ Something's happened ♪ 261 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,320 ♪ The stars are aligned ♪ 262 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,364 ♪ It's twice the magic ♪ 263 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,824 ♪ 'Cause we're two of a kind ♪ 264 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,952 ♪ Seeing double ♪ 265 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,830 ♪ With you, I'm stepping out on the full moon ♪ 266 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,623 Twin Kelcis? 267 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,751 ♪ With you, I'm living a double-double ♪ 268 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,461 ♪ Two pieces of a puzzle ♪ 269 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,088 ♪ Seeing double ♪ 270 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,257 ♪ So clear I see it now ♪ 271 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,972 Twin Kelcis! 272 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,143 Oh... I just wanted to fit in! 273 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,897 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 274 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,106 ♪ World's what you make it ♪ 275 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,941 ♪ Get up and chase it ♪ 276 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,110 ♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪ 277 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,696 ♪ I'm taking action, making it happen ♪ 278 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,157 ♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪ 279 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,910 ♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪ 280 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,995 ♪ The future's in my hands ♪ 281 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,705 ♪ Promise I'm on it ♪ 282 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,831 ♪ I'm on it ♪ 283 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,501 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 284 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:54,464 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪