1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:04,671 {\an8}[Hailey] This week, I tackled one of the most exciting, action-packed 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,256 {\an8}and rewarding list items to date. 3 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,551 Oh, I don't mean painting a log, 4 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,802 {\an8}although that was fun, too. 5 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:12,262 {\an8}[wristband beeps] 6 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:15,223 {\an8}- Done. - Hmm. Mine still needs more zhuzh. 7 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:19,102 - Drop your paintbrushes. - Ah, there we go. 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,770 Put away your canvases! 9 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,230 You mean logs? 10 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:25,442 - Why are you still-- - We never finished list item number 303, 11 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,860 paint a log. You like? 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,612 While I appreciate you completing a list item, 13 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:32,365 I have never seen a more pointless object. 14 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,201 Wait. Yes, I have. 15 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,746 Beta, this log is not pointless. 16 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,205 Check out its motivational quote. 17 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,666 [Hailey reading] 18 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:44,544 [scoffs] Name a good deed you've done lately 19 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,629 that wasn't a list item. 20 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:51,259 I do... deeds. Good. 21 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:54,971 Good deeds, right? 22 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,390 Whoa, you broke Hailey. 23 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,684 - The log would never lie. - Forget that. 24 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:03,063 Another list item's probability is spiking like crazy. 25 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,648 Which one? And do we need any specialized gear for it? 26 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:08,985 I just invested in an industrial-sized, self-inflating water weenie. 27 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:11,363 It made so much more sense to buy than rent. 28 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:16,159 After, like, ten uses, the thing pretty much pays for itself. 29 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,995 I blame myself for ever leaving you unattended. 30 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:23,416 Our next list item is number 26, save a whale. 31 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,544 - Why would that-- - [man] Swag News. 32 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,755 {\an8}Rod Toolman for Swag News 33 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,257 {\an8}with a breaking story from the Oceanside Pier. 34 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,760 {\an8}That's right. I'm no longer with Channel 9. 35 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,513 {\an8}I found a new work fam, Gloria. 36 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:37,972 {\an8}So check it. 37 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:40,141 {\an8}A baby whale has been separated from its pod 38 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:42,602 {\an8}and is now stuck in Oceanside Bay. 39 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,105 {\an8}Hard to tell if the whale left on its own terms, 40 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:49,401 {\an8}or if its relationship with the pod was terminated after years of loyal service. 41 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:52,904 Oh, my gosh! Let's head to Uncle Chunk's boat and save that whale. 42 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,073 Hurry, every second counts. [gasps] 43 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,367 But there was no mayo in the fridge. 44 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,785 Can you imagine? 45 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,787 Oh, no, it's our new neighbors. 46 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,122 They never stop talking. 47 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,290 The universe likes to test me. 48 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,458 Uh-huh. 49 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,794 So he improvised with olive oil, 50 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,170 and everybody loved it. 51 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,755 Good, the story has a happy ending. 52 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,298 Actually, that was the prelude. 53 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,759 The real story is when my sister showed up. 54 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:16,219 Hailey, look who's here. 55 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:17,804 Our new neighbors, David and Leo, 56 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:21,182 who always seem to be free to chat during business hours. 57 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:24,144 Oh, this must be your best friend Scott we've heard so much about. 58 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,020 I'm David, this is my husband, Leo. 59 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,897 We moved in next door with our dog, Winston, 60 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,191 who wandered off this morning like a silly Billy. 61 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,902 He says wandered off. I say probably stolen. 62 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:35,113 Look how calm he is. I can't. 63 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:38,199 [Leo] Winston probably just chased a turtle onto a rock and fell asleep. 64 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,409 You know what I mean. 65 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:42,829 Please tell us you've seen him. 66 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,539 I'm losing sleep over this. 67 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,332 I thought he went missing this morning. 68 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,668 And I haven't been able to nap a wink. 69 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,795 Sorry, we haven't seen him. 70 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,255 If you could just help us look, 71 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,174 I think it would give David peace of mind. 72 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,801 It would be the good deed of the century. 73 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:59,179 [Beta whispering] Leave now. 74 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,513 I really wish I could. 75 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,558 You know, that's the sort of selfless thing I totally do all the time. 76 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:06,227 I even painted it on a log. But I have to run an errand. 77 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,188 - Maybe later? - No problem. Thanks anyway. 78 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,231 Oh, and tell your dad we said-- 79 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:11,483 Kai! 80 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:19,699 [Scott over speakers] This way, whale! 81 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:24,120 Follow us to your family! 82 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,247 The only language you speak is buffoon. 83 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,124 Hailey, your odds of saving the whale 84 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,710 are plummeting faster than my respect for Scott. 85 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,338 [gasps] That means you had some respect for me to begin with. 86 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,174 - Aw! - The tide is going out too fast. 87 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,259 If those new neighbors hadn't slowed us down, 88 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,511 we'd be done already. 89 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:43,014 Scott, release the crabs. 90 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,140 Heads up, little whaley. 91 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,684 Delicious crab dinner coming your way. 92 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,570 [Hailey] Oh, no, that's the wrong direction. 93 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,490 [sighs] Probably should have checked if whales like crab first. 94 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,159 - It's probably okay, right? - Yeah. 95 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,620 I mean, okay, we didn't save the whale, 96 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,872 but I'm sure we didn't make things worse. 97 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,832 Things are much worse. 98 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,377 The baby whale is now beached in a tide pool 99 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,420 after it inexplicably swam ashore. 100 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,588 [grunts] 101 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:18,049 To stay updated on all things WhaleWatch, 102 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,302 smash that fave button and subscribe. 103 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:22,762 Swag out. 104 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,764 Okay, this is not good. 105 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,100 Yeah, Rod Toolman is in a bad place. 106 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,726 You know what? Minor setback. 107 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:31,187 All we have to do is unbeach it. 108 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,397 Can't be that hard, right? 109 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,232 How do you unbeach a whale? 110 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,400 I've got it. 111 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:40,446 I'll use my strength to grab the whale by its tail, 112 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,031 whip it around at super speed 113 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:44,158 and throw it back into the water. 114 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,702 I'm yoked! 115 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:52,417 Or we commission the biggest crane the fire station has. 116 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,169 Then we engineer a custom hammock with a weight-bearing capacity 117 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:56,462 of at least 7,000 pounds. 118 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,006 My welding skills can get us there. 119 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,174 It's fast-tracking the permits I'm worried about. 120 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:02,343 - Or... - Here it comes. 121 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:05,930 [Scott] Dig a hole next to the whale, slide my water weenie into the sand, 122 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,974 inflate it and fwomp! 123 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,268 Whaley rolls right into the ocean. 124 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,855 That's probably stupid. 125 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:17,442 Scott, that's an excellent idea. 126 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,402 Really? Whoo-hoo! 127 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,154 I knew this would come in handy, 128 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,156 and it's supposed to be a cinch to open. 129 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,782 Just push this end here. 130 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:26,034 [Beta] No! 131 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:29,120 [Hailey] Yup, it works. 132 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,707 Okay, we're behind schedule from having to deflate and re-fold the water weenie. 133 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,083 But if we rush, we can-- 134 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,585 Oh, thank goodness you're here. 135 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:36,711 See, hon? 136 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:39,547 Not everyone is trying to run away from us. 137 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:42,133 Say you're getting a call. Pretend to be your own evil twin. 138 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:45,136 Winston's still missing, so we're gonna go look for him on our bikes. 139 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,804 But our bikes have flat tires. 140 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:48,014 I get it, universe. 141 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,599 I haven't had any luck so far today. 142 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:50,975 Why start now? 143 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:54,062 [Leo] But we peeked in your garage and noticed you have a bike pump. 144 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,064 Would you mind pumping our tires? 145 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,690 It's an emergency! 146 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,609 And I don't just throw that word around. 147 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:02,111 Yes, you do, babe. Hailey, can you help? 148 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:07,241 Of course. I always say a good deed is never lost. 149 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:08,826 - Mm-hmm. - Yes, so true. 150 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:10,370 Forget the good deeds. 151 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,330 Point taken. Just say you're busy. 152 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,414 We'll be fine. 153 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:15,958 It doesn't take long to pump up bike tires. 154 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:18,795 Usually. 155 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,882 Finally, we made it. 156 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,842 And with plenty of time to save that whale. 157 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:27,387 There's not much time to save that whale. 158 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,555 Thanks to a group of brave volunteers on the scene, 159 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,391 the whale is as good as rescued. 160 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:36,646 {\an8}And in our comments section, concerned Swag News viewer BlissFart89 161 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:40,525 {\an8}has let me know that I have an updog on my shirt. 162 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,609 {\an8}What's "updog"? 163 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:43,027 {\an8}Oh, dang it. 164 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,696 {\an8}I'm Rod Toolman. Swag out. 165 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:50,993 Maybe we can still help. 166 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,371 Our favorite neighbor. 167 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:57,750 Oops. Good thing these dog toys are unbreakable. 168 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,918 [grunts] I can't reach. 169 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,628 Kids, can you help? I'm all buckled in. 170 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:02,964 - Okay, yeah, we can quickly help. - Thank you. 171 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:05,800 We've biked all over creation looking for Winston. 172 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,344 - It's been wonderful cardio. - [dog barking in the distance] 173 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:09,554 I miss him so much. 174 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,806 It's like I can hear him barking everywhere we go. 175 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,891 Wait. I hear barking, too. 176 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,226 [dog barking in the distance] 177 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:17,103 There, on that rock. 178 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,939 - Winston! - See, honey, just like I said. 179 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:22,400 He must have chased a turtle onto that rock, taken a nap, 180 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,110 and not noticed the tide coming in. 181 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,361 I married a genius. 182 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:28,823 - [both grunting] - We're stuck. 183 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,032 Kids, please help. 184 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,167 [Beta] Do your list item. 185 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,544 [whimpering] 186 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,546 The tide's coming in fast. 187 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,049 Scott, it's time. 188 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,218 - But Hailey, the whale-- - Is fine. 189 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,554 My neighbors need a good deed. 190 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,477 - [whimpers] - Perfect. 191 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,728 Come here, Winston. 192 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,192 He's too scared to do it alone. 193 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,735 Then I have to go get him. 194 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,695 Scott, keep the weenie still. 195 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:12,742 [laughs] We're the ones laughing now, huh, water weenie. 196 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:16,996 [Hailey grunting] 197 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,915 You have to inchworm, Hailey. 198 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,792 Inchworm. 199 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:28,716 [whimpers] 200 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:30,885 [grunts] 201 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,387 - [gasps] - I can't look! 202 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,184 [barking and whimpering] 203 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,937 [Hailey grunts] 204 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:43,564 All right, Winston, hold on tight. 205 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:44,774 [Winston barks] 206 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,404 Almost there. 207 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:52,782 [Hailey shrieks] 208 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,955 Oh, Winston, are you okay? 209 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,250 We missed you and were so worried and looked for you all day. 210 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,626 [distant cheering] 211 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,002 Well, would you look at that? 212 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,171 [rescuers cheering] 213 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,471 I guess I lost my chance to save a whale today. 214 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,394 You should be proud. 215 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,814 Like you always say, a good deed is never lost. 216 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,024 Not a list item, but still. 217 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:28,442 [wristband beeping] 218 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,069 Huh? Why did my wristband turn green? 219 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,487 I didn't save a whale. 220 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,573 Did you say "save a whale"? Very clever. 221 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,158 You absolutely saved a whale today. 222 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:37,910 Isn't that right, baby? 223 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,996 Hailey saved a whale. Yes, she did. 224 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:43,082 They know that's a dog, right? 225 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,585 What do you guys mean I saved a whale? 226 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,420 Oh, we're the Whales. 227 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,338 David and Leo Whale. 228 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:52,592 And of course, our doggo son, Winston Whale. 229 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,136 - Thank you so much for saving him. - [barks] 230 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,681 You got lucky with this one. 231 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,100 You know, the name Whale 232 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,102 actually comes from Leo's side of the family. 233 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,146 - You see-- - They changed it at Ellis Island. 234 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,273 When my ancestors first immigrated, 235 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,108 their last name was Dolphin. 236 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,568 It's funny. When I first met Leo, 237 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,403 I couldn't believe his last name was Whale. 238 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,238 But then he introduced me to his parents... 239 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:17,366 Well, we all learned a valuable lesson today. 240 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,118 Sure did. 241 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,996 A water weenie is the best investment ever. 242 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:27,043 Come on, crabs. Not my water weenie. 243 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,878 No! 244 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,422 Come back! 245 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,471 {\an8}♪ On this day In a different year ♪ 246 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,432 {\an8}♪ The world got to say Hey, look who's here ♪ 247 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:44,477 {\an8}♪ We're tootin' your horn So glad you were born ♪ 248 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,604 {\an8}♪ Everybody's ready to cheer ♪ 249 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:50,316 {\an8}♪ It's gonna be The best, best birthday ♪ 250 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,152 ♪ Everything's going Your way ♪ 251 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:56,948 {\an8}♪ Fun princess It's as good as it gets ♪ 252 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,158 {\an8}♪ It's as good as it gets ♪ 253 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:02,912 {\an8}♪ This birthday Is gonna be the... ♪