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Dude, hover much?
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Feds.
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Welp, just got a little itch
on my neck here, and... Psyche!
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It's ball bearings!
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Whoa!
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Huh?
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You coppers got nothing on me!
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That scorpion farm
was in my locker when I found it.
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And I'm not saying nothing.
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Unless you've got
someone specific
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you want me to snitch on,
in which case, let's talk.
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I'll take it from here, boys.
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Kennedy?
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You're working with the Feds?
How could you?
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I've only got one question
for you, Becker Denoga.
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Will you go to the Totally '80s
to the Max Dance with me?
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Huh?
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Oh, heck yeah!
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{\an8}Dance proposals.
They get crazier every year, am I right?
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{\an8}How should I know? This is the first year
I've witnessed any of this nonsense.
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{\an8}What are you going to do
for Scott?
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{\an8}Asking Scott to the dance
is the easiest part of my plan
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{\an8}because I don't have to.
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{\an8}We go every year as friends.
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{\an8}The hard part is going to be--
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{\an8}Finally telling Scott
you like him,
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{\an8}which you vowed to do
on this notarized document?
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{\an8}Yes, that part!
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{\an8}You just carry
that thing around?
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{\an8}Sheesh. Who are you?
The narrator?
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Hey, Hails.
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{\an8}We going to the dance
this weekend?
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Was the lighter invented
before the match?
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I got to stop doing that
with obscure facts.
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The answer is "yes"!
Let's go to the dance.
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Sweet! And speaking
of the dance,
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I've got something special in mind
for when we get on the dance floor.
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I'm gonna do a sick backflip,
and you can watch!
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I found a guy on MeTube
who practiced every day for a year.
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And in the end,
he kind of did it.
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"Kind of"? So, he didn't actually--
Backflip!
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So close!
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- Not really.
- Still sharp as a marble.
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Attention, everyone!
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Voting is now open
for this year's dance Royal Couple!
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And I have a megaphone!
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And as Associate Chairman
of the Dance Committee--
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A made-up title I gave you
because you wouldn't stop crying
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after your dance theme
wasn't chosen.
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For the record,
"None Like it Hot,
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colon, A Salute
to Ceiling Fans,"
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is a way better theme
than "The '80s."
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Yawn and gag.
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In any case,
at this year's dance,
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I have assigned myself
the vital role
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of Merriment Mitigation.
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So, the Fun Police?
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Wrong again,
Hailey Banks.
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I will be monitoring
the premises
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to ensure couples stay
at least a foot apart during slow dances,
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and inspecting the punch, to make sure
the sugar level does not exceed 15%.
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A general policing
of the fun level, if you will.
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So, the Fun Police.
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Yes, exactly. At the dance,
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everyone should be having
no more fun than this guy.
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Well, I'm not even gonna
get to go to the dance.
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All 30 girls I asked
weren't lucky enough to say "yes."
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My proposal's
even starting to wear off.
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Dance proposals are so 2000
and late.
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Genesis, isn't saying
"2000 and late" a little "2000 and late"?
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No. Look, guys,
my older sister,
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you know, the one in college
studying... Communications?
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She told me
about the hottest new compatibility app,
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called "SnackMatch."
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-"SnackMatch"?
- Exactly.
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You just answer a series
of random questions,
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and it gives you
your "Food Personality,"
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which you can match
with others on a crazy, deep level.
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Try it.
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{\an8}Hissing possum? Yep, keep.
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{\an8}Homework? Ugh! Toss.
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{\an8}Possum eating homework?
Now that is a keep.
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{\an8}The algorithm is,
like, never wrong.
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Your Food Personality is...
peanut butter.
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I don't get it.
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Does this mean I'm supposed to bring
peanut butter to the dance?
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Duh, no.
You are peanut butter,
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and you can match with anyone
whose food pairs with yours.
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SnackMatch found.
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You are jelly.
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Third Becky?
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Sure,
I'll go to the dance with you, Chainsaw.
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{\an8}Sweet! By the way, you have
the most lovely voice.
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You, too!
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Aw!
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That is so... weird.
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See? Never wrong.
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We'll see about that.
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I'm... spaghetti.
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And I'm...
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...meatballs.
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Wait, yum!
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Mega SnackMatch detected.
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This takes so much pressure
off the dance proposal.
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Guys, you're off the hook!
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Aw.
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Don't tell me you're getting caught up
in this SnackTrash, too.
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Of course not, Beta.
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It's made by the Dingles
Worldwide Snacks and Tires Corp.
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Only an idiot
would be into this.
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Guys, I am super
into this new app!
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Do you know it's made
by the parent company of Dingles?
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Hailey, have you taken
the quiz yet?
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I was just saying I'm about to!
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What? If anything,
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the quiz will prove
that I'm super compatible with Scott,
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and it'll make it easier
for me to tell him how I feel.
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It's technology doing
the work for me.
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Technology has been doing
the work for you for a long time now!
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Oh, real mature.
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Yes, I like buffets!
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Easiest quiz ever!
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Hello, students.
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It's time to once again study the history
of the prestigious Crab Queen crown,
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which I won
only 25 short years ago.
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Okay, what's going on?
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This is when one of you
usually makes a piercing comment,
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like, "I didn't know
we were studying Ancient History,"
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which I would then spend
the weekend analyzing with Dr. Fisher.
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I'm sorry, Miss Jackson.
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Ooh! I am oatmeal!
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"SnackMatch"?
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It's a compatibility quiz
for young people
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who still have a chance
to find their true soulmate.
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You wouldn't get it.
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Well, Veronica, you can really dig into
that one with Dr. Fisher.
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Anyway, I doubt a silly quiz
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could really help someone find
their soulmate.
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Also, is "SnackMatch"
one word or two?
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- Last question.
- Me, too!
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{\an8}Looks like my Food Personality is...
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{\an8}...lobster!
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And I'm cookies!
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Sweet! I love cookies!
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Lobster and cookies?
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Gag.
Good thing you guys aren't a thing,
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'cause those are, like,
the least compatible food personalities.
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Honestly, I'm surprised
you two are even friends.
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Huh?
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Um, are we going to learn today?
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SnackMatch says Scott and I
are completely incompatible.
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Can this be right?
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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Take it
from a computer, Hailey.
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Humans are way more complex
than a simple algorithm.
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I'm going for the high score!
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Maybe not all humans.
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I cannot believe you, Tommy D!
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You're willing to throw away
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a three-and-a-half week relationship
over an app?
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Are you serious right now?
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Serious as a split end!
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Look, babe, I'm tortilla chips
and you're milk,
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which are both legit,
just not exactly sick and tight.
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Who knows if a side of guac
is out there somewhere?
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Then go find
somewhere else to dip your chip!
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Mega SnackMatch detected!
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- Cookies?
- Milk?
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We're, like, mega compatible.
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That's what I just said!
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Is this app listening in
on us?
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Nope!
- Oh, okay.
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Hey, you're Destiny, from the League
of Extraordinary Hair, right?
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And you're Scott!
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Yeah,
I remember you!
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You know, I always thought
your hair had the best bounce.
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That is a low blow, lady bro!
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You're a big, bouncy boy, Tommy D.
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OMG, did we hear that you two
are "cookies and milk"?
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You're the only other
Mega SnackMatch we've met!
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- Do you want to share a limo to the dance?
- Yeah. Actually,
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he is going to dance with me.
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Lobster.
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We go to every dance together.
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As friends.
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Lobster and cookies?
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Ew!
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Okay, well... Bye.
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We didn't want to share
your limo anyway!
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And SnackMatch
is just a silly app.
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Nobody really cares
what it says!
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The votes are in!
And since everyone really cares
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what SnackMatch says,
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the Royal Couple is...
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Destiny and... my ex-BF who I amicably
un-coupled with... Scott!
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I swear, this is only
my second breakfast cone.
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Scott and Destiny!
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Cookies and milk.
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So compatible that the whole school
has been shipping you.
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Ugh.
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Since yesterday?
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They might be totally
shipping us,
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but I'm totally "dipping" Scott.
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Get it?
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Because he's my cookie.
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Be sure to tag Tommy D
in that, mkay?
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You guys are gonna be so cute
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at the dance together.
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We're going
to the dance together?
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The Royal Couple always goes
to the dance together.
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It's tradition. Like licking the flagpole
before football games.
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Now say, "I've got a date
with Destiny!"
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I've got... to talk with someone first.
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Dodgeball gods, be kind.
I am invisible.
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- Argh!
- Hey, Hailey.
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Do you have a minute to talk?
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Does it look like it?
- Okay, cool. Here's the thing,
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me and Destiny, you know the girl
who I'm super compatible with?
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Well, she and I
just got voted Royal Couple.
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Since you and I were only gonna go
to the dance as friends,
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would it be all right
if I went with her instead?
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00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,484
I mean, you and I have already gone
to a bunch of dances together.
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But according to
a trendy new app
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and a bunch of teenagers,
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Destiny might be my...
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you know, destiny.
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Ah!
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Sure! I mean,
why would I mind?
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- I've got plenty of other options!
- You do?
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Because pretty much everyone in school
is paired up because of SnackMatch.
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Don't worry about old Hailey,
this lobster is gonna find its...
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...m-- match.
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I've got so many options,
I can't even think of one right now.
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Too bad you can't ask
that guy Sanjay.
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- Who?
- You know,
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the really cool kid from Botany Camp
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you said was super hunky
and super into you,
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but travels
all over the world,
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so you never know where he's gonna be,
and can't introduce me--
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Oh... That Sanjay.
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Yeah, great idea. I... I mean,
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he's been all up
in my DMs lately, begging to meet up.
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I thought you said
he wasn't on social media.
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Wow, good memory.
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00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:06,832
He's not. He sends me DMs
via... carrier... pigeon.
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Man, he sounds
like a cool guy! You got a picture of him?
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Boy, you sure
are Mr. Questions today.
248
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:17,885
Okay, let me see. I'm sure
I have one here somewhere.
249
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,262
Here! Here he is!
250
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:21,806
Whoa, what a hunk!
251
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,183
Makes me want
to buy that cologne he's standing next to.
252
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,976
AirSync that to me.
253
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,770
Wha-- Anyway.
254
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,731
The point is, I've got options
that aren't you, Scott!
255
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:33,526
Okay. Cool. I thought
you might be mad or something.
256
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,945
Anyway. Thanks, Hails.
I'll see you at the dance!
257
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,863
Ah! Spleen shot!
258
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,156
So, then dodge!
259
00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:40,533
It's called dodgeball!
260
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,082
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
261
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,459
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
262
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:54,547
Loving the '80s looks,
everyone!
263
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,632
The high hair,
the big shoulders,
264
00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:58,008
the... cowboy hat?
265
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,219
Jonathan,
what's with the get-up?
266
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,303
Don't ask.
267
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,473
He thought
"'80s To The Max" meant the 1880s.
268
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,642
The flyer didn't specify
a century.
269
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,310
Anyone could have made
that mistake.
270
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,562
No, only you.
271
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,230
And him.
272
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,108
A.C., why are you dressed
like that?
273
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:18,154
This was the apparel of choice
for the British Redcoats, circa 1780.
274
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,740
You know, there wouldn't be
all this confusion
275
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,075
if we would have gone
with my theme.
276
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,205
So, we must have
a lot in common.
277
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,915
Being cookies and milk
and all--
278
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,709
Shut up a sec.
Here comes Tommy D.
279
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,963
Scott, that is
such a funny story!
280
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:39,842
And also sweet,
because you saved that chinchilla!
281
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,553
Sorry, what were you saying?
282
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:46,182
Nothing, just talking
about all the chemistry we probably have.
283
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,433
Did Tommy look back here?
284
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,059
No, wait.
That was a hair toss.
285
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,812
Sorry,
you said you were failing Chemistry?
286
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,440
I am, but that's
a whole different problem.
287
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,610
Hey, Destiny, check this out.
288
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,528
I'm gonna parkour
off that weird car.
289
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,781
Parkour!
290
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,873
Rough night?
291
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,877
Yeah, me and Destiny
just don't seem to be hitting it off.
292
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,380
This is way less fun than when
I used to go to dances with Hailey.
293
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,090
Where is Hailey, anyway?
294
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:23,093
She's usually so punctual for social
events, that she always remembers
295
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:25,221
to bring that medicine
that stops me from burping
296
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,264
after I have too much juice.
297
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,059
Scott, I never thought
I'd speak ill of a phone app,
298
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,978
but I think you're putting
too much stock into SnackMatch.
299
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,606
But it was super accurate
for everyone else.
300
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:38,067
I mean, look at Chainsaw
and Third Becky.
301
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,988
Okay!
Let's have some daylight between you two.
302
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,532
And, hey, DJ.
303
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:48,536
Let's keep that music
at an easy 60 beats per minute, mkay?
304
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,248
Maybe the right person for me
just isn't out there.
305
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,833
I mean, look at you and me.
306
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,960
We didn't last.
307
00:13:55,960 --> 00:14:00,464
Scott, you are one
of the nicest, most genuine people I know.
308
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,007
The only reason
we didn't work out
309
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,969
is that I wanted to put
my #HatJourney first.
310
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,638
Which is why I came
to this dance #ConfidentlySolo
311
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,932
even though
my Food Personality is cheese,
312
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,684
which obvi goes
with everything.
313
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,562
Trust me, the right girl
for you is out there,
314
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,605
no matter what
SnackMatch says.
315
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,023
Thanks, Kristine.
316
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,359
I'd sure like to "toss"
this little pep talk.
317
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,610
Um... Okay? Rude.
318
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,238
No, I mean like how you do
on SnackMatch.
319
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,074
You know, "toss" it
into your cart because you like it.
320
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,200
Wait. What?
321
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,161
You don't toss
the things you like. You "keep" them.
322
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,081
No, if you don't
like something,
323
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,875
you keep it on the shelf.
324
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,377
I think I know how
a grocery store works.
325
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,505
But that's exactly
the opposite of how SnackMatch works!
326
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,049
It is? Why do they make it
so confusing?
327
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,342
They didn't!
328
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,804
You somehow managed to get every answer
wrong on an opinion quiz.
329
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:52,182
That's why you
and Destiny don't have any chemistry.
330
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,894
She's the last person
you should end up with.
331
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:58,022
Take the quiz again,
except like a normal person would.
332
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,951
Your Food Personality is... butter.
333
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,912
Oh, that makes
so much more sense.
334
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,413
I love butter.
335
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,873
I'm ButterScott!
336
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,583
Find out what pairs best
with "butter."
337
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,086
Lobster!
338
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,924
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
339
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,719
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
340
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,183
Whoa,
I never realized it before,
341
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,726
but, oh, my God,
342
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,520
I think I like-like Hailey!
343
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,231
She's the one I want
to be with tonight.
344
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,441
Forget Destiny.
345
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,984
Hailey's my destiny!
346
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,862
OMG!
I totally support all of this.
347
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,239
You should go tell Hailey
how you feel right now!
348
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,075
Yeah? Yeah!
349
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,201
Oh, no.
350
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,037
I just remembered Hailey seemed
really into her super cool fling
351
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,247
from Botany Camp, Sanjay.
352
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,415
And I don't blame her.
353
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,833
Look at this guy!
354
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,254
Scott! Hailey obviously made
this guy up to save face.
355
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,215
That picture
is from a cologne ad!
356
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,424
You're right!
357
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,550
I'm gonna do it!
358
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,719
I'm gonna tell Hailey Banks
I like her.
359
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,054
Then I'm gonna come back here,
360
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,973
and do
a sick backflip afterwards.
361
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,893
Hello, world!
362
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:21,146
{\an8}I like Hailey Banks!
363
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,982
{\an8}I'm okay!
364
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,650
Whoo-hoo!
365
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,321
Parkour!
366
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,496
{\an8}♪ Sometimes it takes
a little distance ♪
367
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,000
♪ To make sense
out of all the loud ♪
368
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,210
♪ Questioning
your existence... ♪
369
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,130
Hey!
370
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,260
Hey, guys, I'm going
to go see about a girl.
371
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,262
Yeah!
372
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,432
So, after Lil' Meatball
distracts the guards,
373
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,516
I'll blow the safe.
374
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,812
A dozen roses, please!
375
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,939
Ah, shoot.
I don't have any cash.
376
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,232
They're on the house, son.
377
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,276
I can see true love
in your eyes.
378
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,610
Now go get that girl!
379
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,696
- She's a lobster!
- Huh?
380
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,455
♪ You've been best friends... ♪
381
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,998
Oh. Wow.
382
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,375
Scott, what are you
doing here?
383
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,919
Hailey, there's something
I need to tell you.
384
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,172
Ooh,
this sounds important.
385
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,966
Hi, I'm Sanjay.
386
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,307
You must be Scott. Hailey said
so many nice things about you.
387
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,975
I almost didn't think
you were real.
388
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,729
But... I saw you
in a cologne ad.
389
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,398
Oh, yeah, I get asked
to do those sometimes.
390
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,817
Kinda embarrassing
to be recognized for modeling,
391
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,069
but each one of those gigs
392
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,363
can pay to plant a 1,000 trees
in the Ecuadorian rainforest.
393
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,991
After you decided to go
to the dance with Destiny,
394
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,409
I sent Sanjay a DM.
395
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,619
It turns out his dad
396
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,996
just got stationed
at Camp Pendleton as an engineer.
397
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,040
It was fate! So,
I pigeoned her back and said,
398
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,750
"I'd love to go to the dance."
399
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,878
Oh, hey there, Mordecai. Can you tell Dad
I won't be home until 10:00?
400
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,216
So... What did you want
to tell me?
401
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:17,596
Oh. Just that...
it's raining out.
402
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,890
So, don't forget
your umbrella.
403
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,269
I feel like that probably
could have been a text, but thanks.
404
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,563
You should take
your own advice, bud. You're soaked.
405
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,190
The trees
are loving this, though.
406
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,067
Oh. Scott,
what's with the flowers?
407
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,527
These? Oh!
408
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,114
They're for Sanjay,
because... botany.
409
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,782
Thanks!
410
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,992
Hey, you need
a ride back to the dance?
411
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,458
Nice limo!
412
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,751
What's that?
413
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,461
I said,
"It's a nice limo!"
414
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,922
I mean, as far as limos go,
415
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,299
seems like a pretty nice one!
416
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,262
I think it's actually
a town car.
417
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,514
Oh, cool!
418
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:01,974
Cool, cool, cool!
419
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,561
♪ Hoppity-hipping ♪
420
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,729
♪ Homies on the ones
and twos doing the skipping ♪
421
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,815
So, how did it g-- Oh, no!
422
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,486
Sanjay's real?
423
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,114
Oh, yeah. And he knows
about flowers, and pigeons,
424
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,658
and the difference
between limos and town cars!
425
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,161
Scott, I'm so sorry.
426
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,328
How are you doing?
427
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,707
I... I think I'm embarrassed?
428
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,584
Is this what embarrassment
feels like?
429
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:33,172
I don't like it. Please don't
tell anyone what I told you about Hailey.
430
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,464
It'll be our secret.
431
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,259
And Scott, just know
that you can always talk to me.
432
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,469
Besides, this Sanjay guy
can't be that--
433
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,555
OMG, look at those dance moves.
434
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,682
♪ Hippity-hopping Hoppity-hipping ♪
435
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,977
Hey, everyone. This is Sanjay.
436
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,604
He used to
be a back-up dancer...
437
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,813
...for Usher.
438
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,940
Oh, stop. It was just
for his European tour.
439
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,442
I can barely remember
the moves...
440
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,194
And five, six, seven, eight.
441
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,362
Uh-huh!
442
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:58,947
Hails!
443
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,991
While this Sanjay guy
is super cool
444
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,452
and objectively better
than Scott in every way,
445
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,287
you have got to think
about the list.
446
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,915
The world depends
on you telling Scott how you feel,
447
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,875
{\an8}and you promised
to do it tonight.
448
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,544
You know what, Beta?
449
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,004
I can't do this anymore.
450
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:18,759
I can't keep chasing after someone
who is never going to like me back.
451
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:22,012
{\an8}You and the list
are not in control of my life.
452
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,096
I am.
453
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,520
♪ Then don't wake me up if I'm dreaming ♪
454
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,411
♪ Then don't wake me up
if I'm dreaming ♪
455
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:51,750
Chaos!
456
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,504
I'm getting awfully tired
of these guys.
457
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,923
Okay, everyone, clear the way!
My first time trying this,
458
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,592
but... Backflip!
459
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,595
Sick.
- And tight.
460
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,515
Hailey, reconnecting with you
has reminded me
461
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,392
of all the magic
we had at Botany Camp.
462
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,685
I gotta ask,
463
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,061
do you want to go out?
464
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,733
If you don't say yes, I will.
465
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,530
Of course I will!
466
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,952
This is turning into total--
Chaos!
467
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,495
What was that?
468
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,959
Chaos!
469
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,212
Chaos?
470
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,551
What the actual beans
did I just see?
471
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,803
Hey, hey! Let's get
all the happy couples together
472
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,930
- for a picture in the photo booth.
- Let's do it.
473
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,974
Yeah, yeah!
What a great idea!
474
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,520
Hey, Scott.
- Yeah?
475
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,565
Do you mind watching our stuff
while Sanjay and I get a few pictures
476
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,151
in the photo booth?
We are actually going out now.
477
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,570
Yeah, sure.
478
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,656
In case I haven't
said it lately,
479
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,325
thanks for being
a great friend.
480
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,492
You know,
481
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,329
I don't think cookies
and lobster sound so bad together.
482
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,247
Hailey, you know,
I'm actually...
483
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,336
really happy for you guys.
484
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,387
Super Mega
SnackMatch detected!
485
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,241
What the heck
is happening?
486
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:51,328
I have no idea. But I do know
the only thing that will keep it
487
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,748
from happening again, is for Hailey
to stop avoiding items on her list.
488
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,125
Okay, okay! Jeez!
We'll clean the attic!
489
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,002
It's not the attic,
you buffoon!
490
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:01,546
Look, this goes
against all of my programming,
491
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,298
but there's something
you need to know.
492
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:07,469
There's one list item
Hailey's never told you about.
493
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,810
♪ The future's in my hands ♪
494
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,019
{\an8}♪ World's what you make it ♪
495
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,646
{\an8}♪ Get up and chase it ♪
496
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,856
{\an8}♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
497
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,442
{\an8}♪ I'm taking action
making it happen ♪
498
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:24,861
{\an8}♪ No matter what tomorrow
might bring ♪
499
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:27,739
{\an8}♪ I got the guts
to do anything ♪
500
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,950
♪ The future's in my hands ♪
501
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,535
♪ Promise, I'm on it ♪
502
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,744
♪ I'm on it ♪
503
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,080
{\an8}♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
504
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:40,627
♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
♪ Hailey's on it! ♪