1 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:06,522 Yes, of course. Everything’s great, Beccy. 2 00:00:06,572 --> 00:00:09,108 So, are you coming home? - No, I’m not coming home. 3 00:00:09,158 --> 00:00:11,694 Why not? What’s so great about-- - Because mom’s crazy, and you’re 4 00:00:11,744 --> 00:00:13,501 crazy to stay there, Beccy! What do you mean? 5 00:00:13,551 --> 00:00:14,255 You’re the crazy 6 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,115 one. On your own in that place. - You want coffee? 7 00:00:16,165 --> 00:00:18,036 Yes, just milk please. Thank you so much. 8 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:18,677 Hello? Hello? 9 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:22,287 Is that the guy? - Yeah, he’s getting me coffee. 10 00:00:22,337 --> 00:00:23,539 Is he okay? - What? 11 00:00:23,589 --> 00:00:27,376 The guy? - Yeah. He’s--he’s fine. 12 00:00:27,426 --> 00:00:30,087 So tell me...is he the one? - What do you mean, the one? 13 00:00:30,137 --> 00:00:32,889 Your one true man. - Beccy, I don’t know if he’s the one. 14 00:00:32,939 --> 00:00:34,985 I mean he took me out for a meal last night. 15 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:39,304 Hello? Hello? Beccy?! 16 00:00:39,354 --> 00:00:41,223 Ugh! 17 00:00:41,273 --> 00:00:45,394 Howdy. - Hey, Charlie. That’s nice. 18 00:00:45,444 --> 00:00:48,564 I’ll be goddamned. Yeah, no, we got this guy comes in every week, 19 00:00:48,614 --> 00:00:52,401 rents himself a slick ride, special rate, picks up a new girl every time. 20 00:00:52,451 --> 00:00:57,656 Looks like this time he left her in there. Mornin’, darlin’. Sorry to rouse ya, 21 00:00:57,706 --> 00:01:00,784 but we’re gonna need to get in there and clean up. 22 00:01:00,834 --> 00:01:04,788 Who’s he--what’s he talking about? - The guy you came with...he’s gone. 23 00:01:04,838 --> 00:01:07,583 No. He’s getting me a coffee. - It’s not a coffee shop. 24 00:01:07,633 --> 00:01:11,313 It’s Charlie’s Garage. Rents classic cars. 25 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,821 Shit. Shit! SHIT! UGH! He said he was--- 26 00:01:21,871 --> 00:01:24,224 he took me out last night. 27 00:01:24,274 --> 00:01:27,811 Do you have his number? - No. He was gonna give me that. 28 00:01:27,861 --> 00:01:31,231 Better call a ride. - I don’t have a phone. It’s dead. 29 00:01:31,281 --> 00:01:34,735 I don’t have a credit card, either, okay? In fact, I don’t have any money at all. 30 00:01:34,785 --> 00:01:37,571 Oh, I get it. - No you don’t, asshole. 31 00:01:37,621 --> 00:01:40,324 Just cause you’re wearing a suit and a clown tie doesn’t make you any better 32 00:01:40,374 --> 00:01:46,134 than that lying, stinking, shithole bastard from last night. Urrgghaaagh! 33 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,680 So can I take you to wherever you’re going? 34 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:06,642 Do I have a choice, Mr. Suit? - Sure you do. Life’s all about 35 00:02:06,692 --> 00:02:11,563 having choices. I’m Jake. - Virginia... 36 00:02:11,613 --> 00:02:16,902 Actually, the suit’s borrowed. And that’s the truck. 37 00:02:16,952 --> 00:02:20,075 I got a rental because I had a job interview today. 38 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:21,674 What do you do, Virginia? 39 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:25,119 Right now, nothing. - So you came to the Big Easy? 40 00:02:25,169 --> 00:02:28,622 There’s nothing easy about New Orleans without a job. Screw the Big Easy. 41 00:02:28,672 --> 00:02:32,084 Yeah, just don’t let it screw you. - Oh my god, you are so clever. 42 00:02:32,134 --> 00:02:35,295 Except you drive a shit heap and he had a Mustang. 43 00:02:35,345 --> 00:02:38,072 Except he didn’t...Let’s go. 44 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:48,958 Oh my god, there’s no door. - Air conditioning. 45 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:56,150 We need to give my girl a second. - Your truck’s a girl? 46 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:00,195 Sure she is. The thing is I actually have this project you might be interested in. 47 00:03:00,245 --> 00:03:03,115 In what? - I want to write a blog about it, build 48 00:03:03,165 --> 00:03:05,534 out a line of products, start my own streaming channel. 49 00:03:05,584 --> 00:03:07,411 Of what? - I have to do a lot of serious 50 00:03:07,461 --> 00:03:09,288 research first. - On what?! 51 00:03:09,338 --> 00:03:12,666 Well, sex... 52 00:03:12,716 --> 00:03:16,962 You know what? I think I’m gonna actually just walk. Thanks. 53 00:03:17,012 --> 00:03:19,572 Let me call you a ride! - Nuh uh. 54 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:32,418 Shit. Aaagh, I don’t believe this! 55 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,540 Listen, come back to the house. I’m not trying anything. Honest. 56 00:03:53,590 --> 00:03:55,792 So I’m that easy, huh? Nuh! 57 00:03:55,842 --> 00:03:58,921 You’ll be safe there. There’s lots of girls. They’ve all got shoes. 58 00:03:58,971 --> 00:04:03,342 And if you don’t mind me saying... you seem like you could use some friends. 59 00:04:03,392 --> 00:04:07,888 Listen you’ve got no reason to trust me-- - I didn’t. I trusted your truck. 60 00:04:07,938 --> 00:04:09,473 Well, the truck may need some help. 61 00:04:09,523 --> 00:04:12,963 Okay, when I shout “contact”, just touch 62 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:15,562 these two wires together, okay? That’s all you gotta do. 63 00:04:15,612 --> 00:04:19,691 Are you joking? - No. 64 00:04:19,741 --> 00:04:21,568 Ignition... 65 00:04:21,618 --> 00:04:24,095 Contact! 66 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:34,772 Okay, let’s go! 67 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:52,432 THIS is your house and THAT is your truck? 68 00:04:52,482 --> 00:04:57,202 Don’t be rude about my baby. I just live here. Come on in. 69 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:32,055 Hi, Jake. - Wow, that is hot. 70 00:05:32,105 --> 00:05:35,350 I love you with clothes on. - I know. It’s weird, right? 71 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,930 This is Virginia. - Hi, I’m Samantha. 72 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:38,162 Hi. 73 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:41,815 Hey, do you have size 7 shoes? - No, try Cindy. 74 00:05:41,865 --> 00:05:45,385 Hey, Nigel’s fixing me up later. Come join. 75 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:49,515 Hey, help yourself. There’s coffee in there. 76 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:02,252 Oh my god! - Hoo, what is it? You okay? 77 00:06:02,302 --> 00:06:05,255 Yes, but you’re-- - I made coffee. You want some coffee? 78 00:06:05,305 --> 00:06:10,052 Yes, but maybe-- - I love people that say yes! 79 00:06:10,102 --> 00:06:13,096 But I’m actually with him. Jake? - The world is divided up by the people 80 00:06:13,146 --> 00:06:17,851 that say no and stay safe, and they never get hurt. Now, for the people that do say 81 00:06:17,901 --> 00:06:23,315 yes, now maybe--maybe they get hurt, alright? But they’re living life to the 82 00:06:23,365 --> 00:06:28,904 fullest and they’ve tried everything. Hey, did you want some milk? 83 00:06:28,954 --> 00:06:32,934 Um, yes please. 84 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:44,044 Coffee for my new friend. 85 00:06:44,094 --> 00:06:47,824 Oohhoohoohoooo! She’s kinky... 86 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:55,164 Hey, come sit. 87 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:02,880 Hi, I’m Cindy. Are you the one who needs shoes? 88 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:14,408 Somebody left this great pair of boots after a party. 89 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:20,914 Ah, here we go. Try these on. - I can’t wear these. 90 00:07:20,964 --> 00:07:25,502 Suit yourself. Mind your feet, though. Dead soldiers. 91 00:07:25,552 --> 00:07:29,423 Oh, agh, oh my god. That is so disgusting! 92 00:07:29,473 --> 00:07:34,302 Yeah, but better to be safe, right? Bathroom’s in there. 93 00:07:34,352 --> 00:07:37,540 I gotta get back to work. See ya. 94 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:45,465 Waaah, no! Okay... 95 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:54,263 Oh, no... 96 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,601 Jake? 97 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:11,631 AH! 98 00:08:11,681 --> 00:08:15,594 AH! Stop. Stop it. Ugh. 99 00:08:15,644 --> 00:08:21,126 Uuuh. Aaauuugh... 100 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:30,151 Oh, hey. It’s you again! 101 00:08:30,201 --> 00:08:34,681 Damn, that’s a cute girl. 102 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:43,915 I’m so sorry. I’m Nigel. How do you do? - At least you’re wearing clothes. 103 00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:48,127 Do you know where Jake is? - No, sorry. Great boots. 104 00:08:48,177 --> 00:08:50,963 Do you want a boot website? Is that your thing? 105 00:08:51,013 --> 00:08:54,091 There’s a website for boots? - There’s a website for everything. 106 00:08:54,141 --> 00:08:58,679 Within the hour online I can have anything anybody wants at that front door. 107 00:08:58,729 --> 00:09:02,308 You mean you get girls? - Sure, who do you want? 108 00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:06,812 No! Is this a whorehouse? - Sex work is fine, but we don’t let anyone 109 00:09:06,862 --> 00:09:09,232 charge in the house. - No, I don’t charge. 110 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:12,735 Look, I’m just looking for--oh my god! - Hey, I’m Leslie. 111 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:15,905 I hope you’re looking for me. - Uh, no. Jake. 112 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:19,142 Shame. He’s upstairs. Come on. 113 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:29,418 Wait. So do you guys, like, never wear clothes? 114 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:34,908 When we go outside. Oh, except during Mardi Gras. Then we wear paint. 115 00:09:34,955 --> 00:09:38,928 And except NIgel. He never takes his shorts off. Do you, Nigel? 116 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,978 No. 117 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,813 He’s in there. Enjoy. 118 00:09:48,863 --> 00:09:52,191 No, if I do this on my own, my blog won’t be taken seriously. I need 119 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:58,739 a partner. Anyway, thank you for the tie. - So, who’s the girl? Is she the one? 120 00:09:58,789 --> 00:10:04,495 I gotta find somebody. - I adore you, you sexy hunk. 121 00:10:04,545 --> 00:10:06,898 Yeah. you, too. 122 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:14,046 That’s a dead end. - I wasn’t spying. The door was open. 123 00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:17,550 We don’t have secrets. Listen, I’ve got a serious proposition for you. 124 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,219 I’ll bet. Can I get a straight answer? Are you? 125 00:10:20,269 --> 00:10:22,096 What? - Straight? 126 00:10:22,146 --> 00:10:23,556 No. - Gay? 127 00:10:23,606 --> 00:10:24,932 No. - Bi? 128 00:10:24,982 --> 00:10:26,100 No. - Celibate? 129 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:28,352 No. - What else is there? 130 00:10:28,402 --> 00:10:33,566 Omnisexual. I’ll do anything. I usually draw the line at inanimate objects. 131 00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:35,985 Usually? - One time I had an affair with a washing 132 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:41,532 machine with a vibrant spin cycle. I chose heavy wash and I sat right on top. 133 00:10:41,582 --> 00:10:45,479 It gave me all I wanted in a relationship. 134 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:51,417 It’s a joke, okay? Listen, please. Can we just talk? 135 00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:54,321 Virginia, wait! 136 00:10:56,365 --> 00:11:01,093 Virginia, please. This is serious research. I really need your help. 137 00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:03,638 Give me 30 seconds, please, and I promise I’ll drive you home. 138 00:11:03,688 --> 00:11:09,143 30 seconds. - Okay, great. Um--it’s about my channel-- 139 00:11:09,193 --> 00:11:14,899 my streaming channel and books and toys and I want to start with a blog about 140 00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:19,236 the experiences of a sex-positive couple. There’s a revolution happening right now. 141 00:11:19,286 --> 00:11:21,238 All the rules of sexual combat have changed. 142 00:11:21,288 --> 00:11:22,365 Sexual combat? 143 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:27,703 The internet has made everything available. I had Nigel make up these. 144 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:31,707 It’s a list of every sexual practice and deviation. 145 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:34,794 We could try everything. Unless it’s completely disgusting, and then 146 00:11:34,844 --> 00:11:37,755 we just watch. - WE, as in me? 147 00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:42,218 Fetish is mainstream. Kink is cool. That’s my market. The new sexuality. 148 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:47,515 Only I can’t get started. I need a girl. - Well, there’s plenty of them here. 149 00:11:47,565 --> 00:11:51,310 Nope, no. They all turned me down. - That’s a good sign. 150 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,271 I need someone hot enough to get me through any door. 151 00:11:54,321 --> 00:11:59,527 Into any party. Someone like you. You could live here. I’d help with expenses. 152 00:11:59,577 --> 00:12:01,529 Oh, so you’d pay me to screw you at parties? 153 00:12:01,579 --> 00:12:05,616 No no no no. You don’t have to screw me ever. I promise. No strings. 154 00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:10,913 You get me through the door, I keep you safe, we meet interesting people-- 155 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:15,251 And we screw them? - If we like! Listen, the group is going 156 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:21,298 to a sex club tomorrow and they’ve all got dates. I can’t get in without a girl. 157 00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:25,120 Forget it. I’ll walk. 158 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,390 You’re gonna let her walk the streets like that? 159 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:34,421 I guess. I tried to help. - I guess? Knuckledick. 160 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:46,449 Fuck you! Oh... 161 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:52,621 Yeah, we could try that. I’m Truly. I thought you could use a ride. I tried 162 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:55,541 those once and those boots ain’t made for walkin’. 163 00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:58,951 Thanks, Trudy, but I think I’ll be fine. 164 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:04,884 It’s Tru-ly! 165 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:09,430 With an L. Truly Happygirl. - That’s your name? 166 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,224 Yeah! I wanted to be a truly happy girl, so I changed it. 167 00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:15,644 “Be the change you want to be. ” Ghandi. 168 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:21,192 Truly, are you on drugs? - Never! “Say no to drugs and yes to sex. ” 169 00:13:21,242 --> 00:13:23,444 Nancy Reagan. Come on, let’s take you home. 170 00:13:23,494 --> 00:13:27,114 Wait, the last time I got in this truck, that Jake guy tried it on, so if you’re 171 00:13:27,164 --> 00:13:31,285 anything like that-- - Oh, no. That’s Leslie. I like cock. 172 00:13:31,335 --> 00:13:36,290 I do girls, too--in fact, I’ll do anybody. Well, a guy’s gotta be a 2 out of 10. 173 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:39,378 On what scale? - 1 out of 10 being dead. 174 00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:42,379 I have a friend who works at the mortuary, but I won’t go there. 175 00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:45,069 What’s 2 out of 10? - Breathing. 176 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,221 So you have no standards and no discrimination? 177 00:13:50,271 --> 00:13:56,101 What’s the point? I fuck anybody. Some become friends, some don’t, but fucking 178 00:13:56,151 --> 00:14:00,356 is how I find out. I’m a fuck-firster. It just gets it out of the way. 179 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:04,777 Isn’t that dangerous? - I love condoms. And we get tested 180 00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:09,114 once a month. House rules. So, if you come back with us, you must follow them, too. 181 00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:11,951 Truly, I don’t think I can-- 182 00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:16,831 Oh, no. Come on, baby. It’s just us girls here. Come on! You can do it. 183 00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:20,233 You’re a fucking mechanic! 184 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:33,264 You know, this happened to all of us at the house. Small town girl moves to the 185 00:14:33,314 --> 00:14:38,519 big city, gets screwed in every possible way. Listen, I can tell you’re on the 186 00:14:38,569 --> 00:14:42,398 struggle bus here. - Oh, no. Don’t you feel sorry for me. All 187 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,318 I need is a bed, and I’ve got one. 188 00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:49,598 So it was an air bed? That’s not good. 189 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:56,829 You sure don’t take help easy, do you? Why don’t you come stay at the house until you 190 00:14:56,879 --> 00:15:02,626 get yourself sorted out. No strings, okay? - That’s exactly what Jake said. 191 00:15:02,676 --> 00:15:07,756 He’s right. - Ah! 192 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:13,971 We girls, we run that house. We make the rules. And number one is nobody does 193 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:19,701 nothing with anybody they don’t want to do nothing with. Or something. 194 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,313 Dammit! 195 00:15:22,363 --> 00:15:25,816 I need to get prepared for tonight, and someone broke the fucking fucking machine. 196 00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:30,821 So why not just use a man? - I need something reliable. 197 00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:34,325 There is that... 198 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:38,621 Virginia? You’re back! That’s so great. 199 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:45,231 Virginia, does this mean that you can-- - No. I was evicted. Can I stay a few days? 200 00:15:45,276 --> 00:15:47,379 Come on, girl. We gotta get ready for the party. 201 00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:49,574 Party? What party? 202 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:55,262 Condoms... 203 00:15:55,312 --> 00:16:07,232 Condoooms...luuube...anybody need a condom? Lube? Condoms, lube. I am your 204 00:16:07,282 --> 00:16:19,242 fairy condom mother. Condoms. Lube, anybody? Condom? Okay! Ladies... 205 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:28,629 Thaaank you. Here you go. - Ugh, I love my life... 206 00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:35,844 So, everybody needs a wing woman. I got your six, so you can have your sex. 207 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:41,183 Okay...so, you guys do nothing but sex all the time? 208 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:44,979 Well, I’m a Dreamer, and I’m getting my law degree. So if that’s nothing, then I’m 209 00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:49,900 sure doing a helkuva lot of it. Anyways, Samantha here works a lot, too. What is it 210 00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:53,612 that you do again? - A PhD at Tulane on the philosophy of 211 00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:56,281 hedonism and the psychosexual culture of Generation X. 212 00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:59,326 Woah. - And you thought I was a dumb blonde. 213 00:16:59,376 --> 00:17:03,706 No...oh my god, yep. I did think you were a dumb blonde. I’m so sorry. 214 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:10,838 Of course. You know what this is? Conditioning, baby. And we’ve all had it 215 00:17:10,888 --> 00:17:15,718 because the men run the media, right? Hey, boys. 216 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:23,517 Oooh-wooo! This is gooood! 217 00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:27,271 Oh, would you look at that? Bill, - Mmmmm... 218 00:17:27,321 --> 00:17:33,736 I need more of your wife. She is hot. - Oooh...oh, no no no, that’s not my wife. 219 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:38,198 That’s her over there between those two other guys. You want in? I can ask. 220 00:17:38,248 --> 00:17:40,560 Yeah.... - Alright. 221 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,502 Hey! 222 00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:53,005 Heh, that Joanna loves DP. 223 00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:54,757 Wooh! Yeah, come on. 224 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,258 So he’s in her-- - Uh huh. 225 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,635 While the other one’s in her-- - Oh, yeah... 226 00:17:58,685 --> 00:18:02,765 I’ve never had it in the ass. - It’s kinda the same, but 227 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,267 the dick is next door. 228 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:10,189 Room for one more. Get over here, Bill. 229 00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:17,845 So Bill is number three, and Joanna’s ready for the play and Joanna is airtight! 230 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:23,619 She looks a little busy. I guess it’s gonna be a while before I get in there. 231 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,705 Well, maybe if you’re free, we could-- - Juanita, you want to? 232 00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:28,755 Heh...no, Jake! 233 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,044 What’s wrong with fucking me? - Nothing, I just did that already. 234 00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:36,548 Got a point. Fresh meat’s always best. - Fresh meat? Is that all we are? 235 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:47,101 Ha! No, honey. That’s what the men are. - I told you. We girls run these parties. 236 00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:48,936 Hi. - Fuck? 237 00:18:48,986 --> 00:18:52,215 Sure. - Why all the conversation? 238 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,034 Oh my god... 239 00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:07,459 Good morning! - Do you have a swimsuit? 240 00:19:07,509 --> 00:19:09,206 What is a swimsuit? 241 00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:12,543 Virginia! They tell me you’re coming to stay with us. 242 00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:17,109 Sign please. House rules, including number seven: no clothes allowed in the pool. 243 00:19:17,159 --> 00:19:19,234 Which is why I never get in the pool. 244 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,760 Is there anything I need to be worried about? 245 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,747 You’re fine. Read it later. 246 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:31,002 Great, thank you. Here’s a towel. - Thanks. 247 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,640 Oh, what the fuck. 248 00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:02,926 Naked girl in the pool! Naked girl in the pool! Naked girl in the pool! 249 00:20:02,976 --> 00:20:06,889 Wooooaaaah! 250 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,224 You assholes! 251 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:13,546 Welcome to the house, Virginia! 252 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:27,659 Hi, I’m Ray. We’ll have no interest in each other whatsoever. 253 00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:31,914 You’re gay? - I am so ashamed! 254 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,750 Yeah, totally. 255 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,543 Can I get a straight answer from a gay man? 256 00:20:36,593 --> 00:20:40,047 You’ll never get one from a straight man. - What the hell is this place? 257 00:20:40,097 --> 00:20:44,676 The house? It’s for people who like to have sex and who don’t judge others. Cindy 258 00:20:44,726 --> 00:20:51,183 started it, and she found us or we found her. The internet weaves its web. 259 00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:56,939 So, are you all, like, couples? - Oh, god, no. That would be horrible. 260 00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:02,110 Unless Jake asked me. I mean he’s just-- ugh, he’s just so good. 261 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,155 Is he? - Oh my gosh, yes. When he is up, he is, 262 00:21:05,205 --> 00:21:08,659 like, really really up. And when he’s down he’s, like, straight back up again. What 263 00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:12,162 more could you ask for? - So why don’t the girls go with him? 264 00:21:12,212 --> 00:21:15,666 Going isn’t the problem. It’s the coming thing. 265 00:21:15,716 --> 00:21:18,043 The Jake conversation? - Yeah. 266 00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:22,714 Yeah, Jake doesn’t come. - You’re kidding? 267 00:21:22,764 --> 00:21:27,177 No. Girls go with him, but they don’t stay with him, because he doesn’t come with 268 00:21:27,227 --> 00:21:32,307 them. He sees the orgasm as, like, some kind of commitment. Don’t you, dear? 269 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,435 If I’m enjoying myself with someone, why would I want to ruin it by coming? 270 00:21:35,485 --> 00:21:38,981 Exactly... - Wait are you two-- 271 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,984 Do you want me to? Come to the club tonight, I’ll do anybody you want. 272 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:46,405 That’s my phone...Shit, Steve! 273 00:21:46,455 --> 00:21:48,083 G-spot location services? - Uh, yeah, can I speak to Jake? 274 00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:48,758 Steve, no no no no no. 275 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,909 I’m untying him right now, yes. - You’re doing what? 276 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:53,954 Hi, this is Jake. I’m sorry about that. - Yeah, you asked about the job. 277 00:21:54,004 --> 00:21:55,998 It’s not going to work I’m afraid. Thank you and goodbye. 278 00:21:56,048 --> 00:22:02,004 The interview, they didn’t want me. 279 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:08,760 That sucks. Do you want a blowjob? - No, Cindy. I want a real job! 280 00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:13,791 Everybody, this is me drowning myself. 281 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:22,482 Hey! You just broke rule seven. - I know it. 282 00:22:22,532 --> 00:22:28,322 Look, I’m sorry to hear about your job. Listen, I’ll go with you to the club 283 00:22:28,372 --> 00:22:31,241 tonight, but just to get you through the door. 284 00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:34,268 You’ve given me a reason to live! 285 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:43,754 Okay, so if anyone hits on you, just say, “maybe later. ” And smile, okay? Here. 286 00:22:43,804 --> 00:22:45,804 Maybe later. 287 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:05,510 Oh, Jake! You found a girl! 288 00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:15,994 Hi. I’m glad to see you came prepared. I’m Rod. They call me Hot Rod. 289 00:23:16,044 --> 00:23:22,501 I believe it...um, maybe later. - No, I work here. 290 00:23:22,551 --> 00:23:25,879 Oh! - First timers get a tour. 291 00:23:25,929 --> 00:23:31,885 So it’s the usual rules. You know, no means no. Gentleman, stay with the ladies. 292 00:23:31,935 --> 00:23:35,748 This is fun! - Nah...the fun is upstairs. 293 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:41,269 So we have playrooms on each side. This is the library. 294 00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:44,215 Oh my god, I love libraries! 295 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,401 Hey there! 296 00:23:47,451 --> 00:23:49,468 Virginia! 297 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:55,641 Wanna play? - Uh, maybe later. 298 00:23:57,061 --> 00:24:08,213 Moving on...Okay now, this is the feely room. Absolute darkness in there. 299 00:24:08,263 --> 00:24:12,717 You got to feel your way around. - So who’s in there? 300 00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:16,763 I mean, you never know. That’s the point. 301 00:24:16,813 --> 00:24:18,932 And this is the machine room. 302 00:24:18,982 --> 00:24:22,352 Ginny! You gotta try this one. Oh! 303 00:24:22,402 --> 00:24:26,898 Ah, maybe later. - Alright, now this room... 304 00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:29,268 This is my absolute favorite. 305 00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:41,288 Love this room. One-way glass, in there you can’t see who’s watching. 306 00:24:41,338 --> 00:24:49,671 Well, that’s it, I’m done at ten, then I join the party. I hope to see you? 307 00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:57,205 Um...yeah. Maybe later. - Yeah. Right. 308 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,645 Jake? Oh, I’m so sorry. - Hi! 309 00:25:04,695 --> 00:25:06,772 Jake, don’t leave me alone! 310 00:25:06,822 --> 00:25:14,139 Jake? Jake? Jake? 311 00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:19,869 I can’t believe I’m seeing this. 312 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:24,832 Oh my god, you’re clothes...less. - Ginny, it’s a sex club. You’re the 313 00:25:24,882 --> 00:25:29,112 only one here with clothes on. Oh, look at that... 314 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:43,893 Oh my god. Don’t you just love this? I mean how can anyone be depressed in here 315 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:50,316 for more than like ten minutes? Umm, sometimes you just gotta get fucked. 316 00:25:50,366 --> 00:25:54,737 Anyway, so are you here with Jake? - Oh, no, er, but maybe later... 317 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:59,659 That’s a good move. Sometimes you gotta work ‘em out before you work ‘em in. 318 00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:02,620 I’m Joanna. - Oh, Virginia. 319 00:26:02,670 --> 00:26:05,248 Oh, don’t cover ‘em up. They’re cute. 320 00:26:05,298 --> 00:26:10,211 And this is my sub, and my husband, Bill. - How do you do? 321 00:26:10,261 --> 00:26:11,337 Hi. - So what are you into? 322 00:26:11,387 --> 00:26:16,342 Uhh...nobody’s ever asked me that before. - I give the best head. Do you like head? 323 00:26:16,392 --> 00:26:19,303 Do you? - I mean, yeah, sure. 324 00:26:19,353 --> 00:26:22,557 Oh, and you can leave your panties on. He just loves to munch. 325 00:26:22,607 --> 00:26:27,979 Oh, yes, please. Oh...oh! Uh, Jake, he’s--he’s... 326 00:26:28,029 --> 00:26:31,649 You said yes twice, right? - Just say stop. Consent is the only 327 00:26:31,699 --> 00:26:37,280 sex that we have. He is good, isn’t he? - Oh my god...Yes. Yes... 328 00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:42,034 Uh, just to be clear, that’s yes stop, yes continue, or yes he’s good? 329 00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:44,495 Um...yes... 330 00:26:44,545 --> 00:26:48,708 Ooh, there’s a spot. You wanna fuck? - Sure. 331 00:26:48,758 --> 00:26:54,988 Oh, and he’ll fuck you, if you want. - No. No no no nonono... 332 00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:42,053 Oh my gosh, I cannot believe I just did that! 333 00:27:42,103 --> 00:27:44,513 How many guys did you have? 334 00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:46,724 One. 335 00:27:46,774 --> 00:27:49,268 Two. 336 00:27:49,318 --> 00:27:51,395 Euh, I mean, three. 337 00:27:51,445 --> 00:27:55,107 Uh, four. Oh my god, I just went to a party and I have to count how many 338 00:27:55,157 --> 00:27:58,653 guys I fucked! Ahah... 339 00:27:58,703 --> 00:28:03,366 Five. It was five. - I had three girls. Joanna was hot. 340 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:06,911 Then there was Melanie, and Sarah. - Wait, which one was Sarah? 341 00:28:06,961 --> 00:28:11,040 Skinny, big tits, tight ass. - Do not define a woman by her body! 342 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:15,211 Tits and ass, is that all we are to you? Just sex? 343 00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:19,256 You just had just sex with just five guys you just met. 344 00:28:19,306 --> 00:28:21,509 Yeah, I’m trying to work this out. 345 00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:25,012 So wait, do you really not come? Wait, what is that about? 346 00:28:25,062 --> 00:28:28,500 Oh, wires. Got it. Pop the hood. 347 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:34,480 Sweet baby girl, sister, I have just had 348 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:41,052 the most amazing night. Please don’t spoil it for me. Okay! IGNITION! CONTACT! 349 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:45,533 WOOOH! Yeeeaaah! 350 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:50,021 Wooh! 351 00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:15,980 Good morning. - Oh, hey. 352 00:29:16,030 --> 00:29:19,358 And, uh, how many guys did you have last night? 353 00:29:19,408 --> 00:29:25,865 Um, about as many as I had my whole life before last night. 354 00:29:25,915 --> 00:29:31,495 Is it alright if I feel a little dirty? - It’s residual guilt. It’s good, because 355 00:29:31,545 --> 00:29:38,002 it makes it feel so bad. We should know, we’re Catholic. What about you? 356 00:29:38,052 --> 00:29:43,299 Er, ex-evangelical. Very ex. That’s what I’m trying to get away from. 357 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:48,596 So you two do stuff like this all the time and still, you know, love each other? 358 00:29:48,646 --> 00:29:54,560 Sure we do. Listen, Virginia, this is all okay as long as it’s what you want. 359 00:29:54,610 --> 00:29:58,770 As long as you do what you feel and feel what you do. 360 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:28,719 There’s so many possibilities, I had no idea. Are all of these real things? 361 00:30:28,769 --> 00:30:31,889 I guess. - So why haven’t you done them? 362 00:30:31,939 --> 00:30:35,184 Well, I was waiting for the right-- - You know what, I want to try them. 363 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:40,064 I decided. I want to do it. Your research thing. The sexy stuff. To hell with it, I 364 00:30:40,114 --> 00:30:42,483 want to try every damned thing I can. Iets’s do ‘em all, A to Z! 365 00:30:42,533 --> 00:30:46,946 Are you serious? This is fantastic! - Yeah, I mean, as long as I can say no, 366 00:30:46,996 --> 00:30:50,407 and there’s no pressure. - Oh, absolutely. Totally. 367 00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:56,330 Can we really do this, no shit, no lies, no jealousy, just friends? 368 00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:59,917 Yes we can. I swear I will never have sex with you. In front of you, yes. 369 00:30:59,967 --> 00:31:03,212 With you, never. - Oh, no...that’s not exactly-- 370 00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:07,049 Nigel. Nigel! I need your help. Virginia’s going to do my project! 371 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,426 All your deviations, we’re gonna do them from A to Z. 372 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:12,429 Oh my god. This is so cool! Wait, can I pick something that I like, please? 373 00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:16,875 Sure! - Umm, altocalciphilia?! 374 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:35,160 Hey, perverts! Chin on the table, hand off your hose, and eyes on the shoes. 375 00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:40,124 Oh, oh thank you... 376 00:31:40,174 --> 00:31:44,920 Altocalciphilia. - Boots, shoes? That was totally weird. 377 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:52,428 All sex is weird. Alright! Anal... - Oh, no. Why don’t we just 378 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:55,514 do one of each letter? - Ah, and then we go back to the beginning. 379 00:31:55,564 --> 00:32:02,837 Great idea. Okay, Nigel, the “B”s. - Oh, yes... 380 00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:08,485 So it’s PDFM, right? - No, no. B-D-S-M! Bondage, domination, 381 00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:11,196 sadism, masochism, got it? - Yeah. 382 00:32:11,246 --> 00:32:13,282 And don't let anyone know it’s your first time, okay? 383 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:16,513 Okay. Okay, okay! - Just be cool. Be cool. 384 00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:21,189 Oh, hello! I’m Hugo. Please, come in. - Good evening. 385 00:32:31,534 --> 00:32:37,431 Oh my god, doesn't that hurt? - Yes of course. That's the point. 386 00:32:37,481 --> 00:32:40,809 Are you sure you’re into this? - What exactly do y’all do? 387 00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:44,897 Uh, PDFM. - No! No no no. Uh, BDSM. BDSM. 388 00:32:44,947 --> 00:32:51,987 Yes, but we specialize in PDFM. - And what is PDFM? 389 00:32:52,037 --> 00:32:59,745 It is um, penile...dysfunction... forensic...um, massage. 390 00:32:59,795 --> 00:33:03,082 PDFM. - Forensic? 391 00:33:03,132 --> 00:33:08,837 Yeah so it’s like mostly dead people. - Dead people? You're necrophiliacs? 392 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:12,716 No. No no no. They’re pretending to be dead. Hence, er, disfunction. 393 00:33:12,766 --> 00:33:16,387 But you have BDSM experience? - Yes of course. 394 00:33:16,437 --> 00:33:22,685 Do you want to play? Gender switch, power exchange, SSC or RACK? 395 00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:27,314 Er, I think, probably, just sex. - Sex? 396 00:33:27,364 --> 00:33:32,403 You want sex? - Oh honey, we don't do sex! 397 00:33:32,453 --> 00:33:35,572 My god, what kind of people do you think we are? 398 00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:38,993 I mean, I’m a married woman. We are Baptists. 399 00:33:39,043 --> 00:33:43,330 You’re disgusting! They want sex! - Get out, just get out of here! 400 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:45,773 Go, go on! Get! How dare you! 401 00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:50,045 They kicked you out? - Yes, they hated us. 402 00:33:50,095 --> 00:33:53,841 Nigel, we got to “C”. - There are not many “C”s... 403 00:33:53,891 --> 00:34:00,097 Capnolagnia, chremastistophilia, coprophilia, coprophagia. 404 00:34:00,147 --> 00:34:03,976 And what the hell are they? - In order, sexual gratification from 405 00:34:04,026 --> 00:34:10,190 smoking, from being robbed, from shit, and from eating...shit. 406 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:13,027 Eeewww... - Let’s do “D”. Double penetration. 407 00:34:13,077 --> 00:34:16,488 Pussy and ass together. - No, that brings us back to anal... 408 00:34:16,538 --> 00:34:19,491 You said you would try everything. - Okay, we move to “E”. 409 00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:23,495 But that’s cheating. - No, she said no, it’s not negotiable. 410 00:34:23,545 --> 00:34:26,441 Right on. Thank you, Jake. 411 00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:37,426 Hey, we get on pretty good, don’t we? - Yeah, we’re doing just fine. 412 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:41,638 Are you sure about this, Virginia? - Yes I am, Jake. 413 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:45,458 Three...two...one...GO! 414 00:35:09,901 --> 00:35:15,422 “E” for “Exhibitionism”. What’s next? - Felching, fellatio, frottage, 415 00:35:15,472 --> 00:35:19,843 fisting, flagellation... - Wait, what’s fisting? 416 00:35:19,893 --> 00:35:24,853 Oh! Oowoh! Okay, okay. I thought you said that was a good pain? 417 00:35:24,898 --> 00:35:30,395 Okay, now “G” for...“group sex”. - Yeeeaaah... 418 00:35:30,445 --> 00:35:35,526 No! That, I want to see that. “Gay sex”. Just guys, though. 419 00:35:35,576 --> 00:35:41,782 Oh, I have just the right guy. Daddy Hank. Older guy, he does girls, but he is 420 00:35:41,832 --> 00:35:45,911 desperate to get into my pants. You’ve already had him. 421 00:35:45,961 --> 00:35:50,124 Me? I never had anyone called Hank. - You can remember who you’ve had sex with? 422 00:35:50,174 --> 00:35:52,960 That’s incredible. - You can’t. 423 00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:56,547 I can’t even remember faces, how would I remember dicks? 424 00:35:56,597 --> 00:36:00,509 So why don’t we do both? Group sex and gay sex. 425 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:03,870 Aaah! Sounds like a party! 426 00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:20,863 Hi, mind if we watch? - Oh! Hey, what are you doing down there? 427 00:36:20,913 --> 00:36:26,034 This is who I told you about. - Oh, this is your girl, right? 428 00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:29,830 Yes, and this really turns me on. - What about you? 429 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,876 Oh, I’m just another homosexual. - Well don’t expect anything from me, bud. 430 00:36:33,926 --> 00:36:44,970 He’s here for me. Sloppy seconds. - Okay, I guess you better sit down. 431 00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:50,350 If the lady wants to watch it, you better do it. 432 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,380 Dooohhh... 433 00:36:58,593 --> 00:37:02,654 Is that an average sized dick, would you say? 434 00:37:02,704 --> 00:37:07,784 No, that’s a big dick. All black people have big dicks. 435 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:10,954 I’m black, I don’t have a dick. That’s sexism. 436 00:37:11,004 --> 00:37:15,417 No, I just meant...you know how white people always-- 437 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:20,380 What, so white dudes can’t have big dicks? That’s racism. 438 00:37:20,430 --> 00:37:22,716 Come on, don’t act like an old lady. I was-- 439 00:37:22,766 --> 00:37:29,014 What’s wrong with being an old lady? That’s ageism. Racism, ageism, sexism. 440 00:37:29,064 --> 00:37:33,769 RAZ. You’re razy. You’re razy. - Totally razy, man. Just razy-- 441 00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:40,677 Here’s a word of advice. Keep your legs open and your mouth closed, okay? 442 00:37:54,357 --> 00:37:58,961 Is he-- - Yeah, it usually happens with older guys 443 00:37:59,011 --> 00:38:06,033 after they come. I kinda like it. - Oh, momma...mmm... 444 00:38:09,622 --> 00:38:13,308 Oh! You know, I could only do this ‘cos you were watching, right? 445 00:38:13,358 --> 00:38:17,938 Oh, I know. - It was like I was doing you all the time. 446 00:38:17,988 --> 00:38:21,233 Mmhmm. - Thank you so much, Daddy. 447 00:38:21,283 --> 00:38:33,283 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Hey, she’s hot, huh? What a girl. Hey, baby, see you ‘round. 448 00:38:35,630 --> 00:38:39,167 That’s the closet. - Yeah, I knew that. 449 00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:41,217 Oh, boy... 450 00:38:43,448 --> 00:38:48,176 He is gross. - I think he’s gorgeous. And he’s only 451 00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:52,264 pretending to be Republican so people don’t think he’s gay. 452 00:38:52,314 --> 00:38:55,267 So, what did you think? 453 00:38:55,317 --> 00:39:03,150 Honestly, I didn’t realize it would be so - Functional? It usually is with guys. 454 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:07,487 Men are so weird. - That’s not even a conversation. 455 00:39:07,537 --> 00:39:13,243 I just--I wish I understood you guys. - My dear, you never will, until you 456 00:39:13,293 --> 00:39:18,081 learn the mysteries of the penis. 457 00:39:18,131 --> 00:39:22,669 It’s all so unnecessarily complicated. 458 00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:28,091 What’s it all about? - How does it do what it does? 459 00:39:28,141 --> 00:39:34,598 How can we possibly find this attractive? - This dangling throbbing thing. 460 00:39:34,648 --> 00:39:38,810 And it’s always changing. I mean the next minute, it’s this hard, pulsing, rigid 461 00:39:38,860 --> 00:39:44,358 thing. And they’re all so different. - Yeah, weight, length, thickness, shape, 462 00:39:44,408 --> 00:39:49,321 hardness, taste. Different shafts, different heads, mushroom, button, 463 00:39:49,371 --> 00:39:52,991 cut, uncut. - Why are we so fascinated in this stupid, 464 00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:56,578 wrinkly worm? - It may be stupid, but I wish I had 465 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:59,122 a dick for a day. - You have a dick every day. 466 00:39:59,172 --> 00:40:02,084 No, but what does it feel like to have your own? 467 00:40:02,134 --> 00:40:05,504 But why do we care about them at all? I mean, look, it’s ridiculous. 468 00:40:05,554 --> 00:40:07,839 Don’t even get me started on the testicles. 469 00:40:07,889 --> 00:40:09,299 Ooh! - Eugh... 470 00:40:09,349 --> 00:40:13,845 Oval, round, hanging, baggy, tight, soft hard. There's so much variety 471 00:40:13,895 --> 00:40:16,306 with the male genitalia. - Excuse me... 472 00:40:16,356 --> 00:40:19,393 And you know what gets me is the texture. They just don’t feel like 473 00:40:19,443 --> 00:40:22,521 anything else on earth. - Wait, you don’t even like dick. 474 00:40:22,571 --> 00:40:26,316 I love dick. I just don’t like what it’s attached to. 475 00:40:26,366 --> 00:40:33,490 Hello, I’m up here. I am--I am up here. - Can I ask you to do something? 476 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:36,910 Oh, I didn’t think we were doing that yet, but I guess so. 477 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,746 Jump up and down. - Ooh yeah, I want to see that. 478 00:40:39,796 --> 00:40:43,234 Come on... - Yeah. 479 00:40:51,951 --> 00:40:56,138 Isn’t that painful? - No. 480 00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:59,625 What about running, run for us! - Oh, yeah! 481 00:41:06,549 --> 00:41:10,402 Oooh, doesn't it bang around? - Don't your tits bang around? 482 00:41:10,452 --> 00:41:14,364 I don't have tits between my legs getting mashed by a pair of thighs. 483 00:41:14,414 --> 00:41:20,745 Okay, stop. What happens to it all? I mean, in your pants. 484 00:41:20,795 --> 00:41:27,294 Yeah, like, where does it all go? - That... 485 00:41:27,344 --> 00:41:30,964 Is the mystery of the penis. - Oh, for heaven’s sake. 486 00:41:31,014 --> 00:41:33,574 Can we go party now? 487 00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:44,312 Nigel, why don’t you join the party? - Oh no, I can’t. 488 00:41:44,362 --> 00:41:47,106 Why not? - I’m sure the girls have told you. 489 00:41:47,156 --> 00:41:50,902 I’m not very big down there. And I just don’t want to disappoint anyone. 490 00:41:50,952 --> 00:41:55,114 What? Nigel, if you think you can’t please a woman ‘cos of the size of your dick, 491 00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:59,285 then you don’t understand the vagina. - What don’t I understand about the vagina? 492 00:41:59,335 --> 00:42:04,040 Oh. Well, oftentimes a big dick just glides right past it, whereas a smaller 493 00:42:04,090 --> 00:42:06,709 dick, will hit it. - Hits what? 494 00:42:06,759 --> 00:42:08,586 The spot? - What spot? 495 00:42:08,636 --> 00:42:13,674 The...like-- - Virginia...I got it arranged! 496 00:42:13,724 --> 00:42:15,724 Maybe later. 497 00:42:27,297 --> 00:42:30,417 Sorry, I was dealing with dick. - Heheh. 498 00:42:34,096 --> 00:42:36,348 Come on, let’s join. 499 00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:42,119 Ooh, hey Virginia. You ready to play now? 500 00:42:42,169 --> 00:42:47,583 Hey, guys...Oh, is that why they call it down time? 501 00:42:47,633 --> 00:42:51,254 Heeey, you look happy. - I am happy. Happy to be here. We all are. 502 00:42:51,304 --> 00:42:55,841 Are you staying with us for good? - Oh, I can’t. I would not be able to 503 00:42:55,891 --> 00:42:59,345 afford the rent. - Rent? We don’t pay rent. 504 00:42:59,395 --> 00:43:05,961 Well, then who pays for all this? - Cindy does. She’s loaded. Come see. 505 00:43:10,173 --> 00:43:17,889 Guys, come on. This pussy isn't going to lick itself. 506 00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:29,083 Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee. - Who? 507 00:43:29,133 --> 00:43:33,963 He created the world wide web. He connected hypertext with TCP and DNS. 508 00:43:34,013 --> 00:43:38,676 For the first time in history, ordinary people can get any kind of sex they want. 509 00:43:38,726 --> 00:43:42,847 A girl like me couldn't exist before the internet. My whole life is online. 510 00:43:42,897 --> 00:43:46,475 I’m sure you have other interests. - Er, no, you don’t get it. Her life 511 00:43:46,525 --> 00:43:51,105 is online. They see everything. - Who do? 512 00:43:51,155 --> 00:43:58,112 The Guys. There’s a hundred of them. Nigel set it up for me. I do whatever I want and 513 00:43:58,162 --> 00:44:04,994 the Guys watch every second of it. - You mean they--they can see us now? 514 00:44:05,044 --> 00:44:10,583 You didn’t read the house rules? - Say hello to Virginia, Guys! 515 00:44:10,633 --> 00:44:12,752 I don’t believe this! Who are these people? 516 00:44:12,802 --> 00:44:19,467 They’re creeps. You’re all creeps, Guys! Alright, I’m going back to the party. 517 00:44:19,517 --> 00:44:24,877 Because around this time the boys get seedy and the girls get needy. 518 00:44:33,632 --> 00:44:41,197 Wait, the Guys get nervous if I’m off cam for too long. So do I. 519 00:44:41,247 --> 00:44:45,493 Cindy, there has to be something else to your life. Maybe a boyfriend? 520 00:44:45,543 --> 00:44:50,456 Oh no. The Guys would get jealous if I did that. So I just screw everybody. 521 00:44:50,506 --> 00:44:58,798 But...I do have a gorgeous secret friend. One of the Guys sends me poetry. 522 00:44:58,848 --> 00:45:03,803 The others don’t know. - So invite him over, in secret. 523 00:45:03,853 --> 00:45:09,058 Give me his contacts, I’ll arrange it. - Oh you mean, like, actually meet him? 524 00:45:09,108 --> 00:45:16,982 Like a...a real guy? Oh Virginia, I...I... you would do that for me? 525 00:45:17,032 --> 00:45:21,237 Yeah. - Oh that is so exciting. Oh, thank you 526 00:45:21,287 --> 00:45:26,784 thank you thank you. Just don’t tell anyone, okay? Okay. 527 00:45:26,834 --> 00:45:33,416 Cindy they really don’t like you off cam. - Oh, don’t worry. They’ll like this. 528 00:45:33,466 --> 00:45:38,905 Okay Guys, party time for Cindy! 529 00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:55,563 Hey, isn’t life great? I cannot imagine that whole monogamy thing. 530 00:45:55,613 --> 00:46:00,901 Only fucking one guy. How dull is that? 531 00:46:00,951 --> 00:46:04,280 So are you guys going to do this for the rest of your lives? 532 00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:06,782 Yes... - No. I’ll have a normal life, you know... 533 00:46:06,832 --> 00:46:11,036 Wife and kids and stuff. - Normal. That’s nice. 534 00:46:11,086 --> 00:46:14,623 And I'll just do this on the side. - You mean, you'll cheat? 535 00:46:14,673 --> 00:46:19,003 Well, you have to cheat. I mean, that’s what a “normal” life is, right? 536 00:46:19,053 --> 00:46:23,865 I’m in shock, I need to get fucked. Come on, Steve. 537 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:34,477 Oh! 538 00:46:34,527 --> 00:46:38,272 Oh, it’s you again. You were at the club, right? 539 00:46:38,322 --> 00:46:43,319 I came looking, but you were real busy that night. I'm Rod, remember? 540 00:46:43,369 --> 00:46:49,033 Oh, yeah. Hot Rod. - And you met my friend Chris. 541 00:46:49,083 --> 00:46:58,042 Hey. Huh? Oh my god, I’m so sorry! - That’s fine. We were wondering if 542 00:46:58,092 --> 00:47:01,796 you would like to join us? - Why? Wait, what, what, what do you want? 543 00:47:01,846 --> 00:47:09,220 I mean, sorry that’s wrong. Um, it's just the penis, I was not expecting the penis. 544 00:47:09,270 --> 00:47:14,725 You’ve never had two guys? - Is it that obvious? I mean, I’ve just 545 00:47:14,775 --> 00:47:21,023 never had it, you know, in the other end. - Well we can try that whenever you want. 546 00:47:21,073 --> 00:47:24,610 And take it real slow. 547 00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:30,390 Now we don't want to bug you, but any time. 548 00:47:46,116 --> 00:47:48,509 NOW! 549 00:47:48,559 --> 00:47:53,999 Or...maybe later. 550 00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:14,493 You go, girl! 551 00:48:14,543 --> 00:48:19,707 Having a wild time? - Oh, yeah... 552 00:48:19,757 --> 00:48:21,757 Nice and easy, huh? 553 00:48:26,615 --> 00:48:32,845 Oh...my...goodness! That feels amazing! 554 00:48:32,895 --> 00:48:37,892 So? What do you think? I’m not such a weirdo, huh? 555 00:48:37,942 --> 00:48:39,810 Are you Ray? - I am. 556 00:48:39,860 --> 00:48:42,938 You’re the financial analyst? - No that's my sister, Lorraine. 557 00:48:42,988 --> 00:48:46,442 Oh I know Lorraine, I work in product development at Hensons. 558 00:48:46,492 --> 00:48:49,653 No way, I used to do market research for them. Are you Chuck? 559 00:48:49,703 --> 00:48:51,822 No, I’m Chris. - Chuck’s the sales guy. 560 00:48:51,872 --> 00:48:57,661 Oh my god, guys! Please! - Oh right, sorry. 561 00:48:57,711 --> 00:49:06,529 Ooooh...ooohhh - Even I think that’s hot. 562 00:49:08,990 --> 00:49:14,470 Jake? - Oh, yeah, sure. 563 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,520 Oh, shit. 564 00:49:23,463 --> 00:49:28,843 Come on, he’s waiting. - Oh! I’m so excited! 565 00:49:30,845 --> 00:49:36,951 There he is, Mister Poetry. Go... 566 00:49:37,001 --> 00:49:43,040 Hi... - Hi. I never met one of the Guys before. 567 00:49:43,090 --> 00:49:49,171 I love you completely and utterly in a way that is unrestrained by any social norm. 568 00:49:49,221 --> 00:49:56,303 Oh. Would you like to go up to my room? 569 00:49:56,353 --> 00:50:00,724 Er, can we begin in the traditional way, first? 570 00:50:00,774 --> 00:50:06,504 Oh, yes. That would be beautiful... 571 00:51:11,446 --> 00:51:15,366 That was great...bye! 572 00:51:30,590 --> 00:51:36,653 He was so beautiful. 573 00:51:36,703 --> 00:51:40,699 You were in two separate rooms? - Aagh! 574 00:51:40,749 --> 00:51:44,578 Wait a minute. Is he...? - I guess that’s all he wanted. 575 00:51:44,628 --> 00:51:50,042 That technique has its advantages. Especially for him. He’s disgusting. 576 00:51:50,092 --> 00:51:56,924 Shut up! I thought he was the one! - Don’t worry, sweetheart. I bet the 577 00:51:56,974 --> 00:52:05,808 Guys really enjoyed watching. Right, Guys? - Nope. Turned them off. 578 00:52:05,858 --> 00:52:10,258 I am not surprised. - No, I mean I’ve turned them off. 579 00:52:10,301 --> 00:52:20,948 You--you turned off the Guys? - Oh, they're going nuts. Look at the 580 00:52:20,998 --> 00:52:25,103 messages, they are so mad. 581 00:52:26,062 --> 00:52:28,872 I’m going out. - Wait. 582 00:52:28,922 --> 00:52:30,666 Cindy, you never go out. 583 00:52:30,716 --> 00:52:36,880 I’m going to go to a bar. And I’m going to meet a guy. And we’re going to fall in 584 00:52:36,930 --> 00:52:41,343 love. Oh, it’s going to be just like in the old movies. 585 00:52:41,393 --> 00:52:45,180 I can’t believe you would do this. - What? She deserves to find 586 00:52:45,230 --> 00:52:49,434 a man she loves. Screw the Guys! - They’re the only guys we don’t screw. 587 00:52:49,484 --> 00:52:52,980 Who do you think pays for this house? This is a disaster, our entire way 588 00:52:53,030 --> 00:52:57,151 of life is threatened. - Wait, the Guys pay for all this? 589 00:52:57,201 --> 00:53:00,571 But they’re such creeps. - But these creeps have money and we 590 00:53:00,621 --> 00:53:04,449 never even have to meet them. That’s the best kind of guy you can get. 591 00:53:04,499 --> 00:53:09,663 I’m ready. Let’s go. 592 00:53:09,713 --> 00:53:15,919 Cindy, we’ve progressed further than finding guys in bars. That's why they 593 00:53:15,969 --> 00:53:17,504 invented the internet. 594 00:53:17,554 --> 00:53:22,676 Love is a dangerous thing, okay. It can lead to all types of consequences. 595 00:53:22,726 --> 00:53:28,265 Such as? - Expenses, emotion, pregnancy, 596 00:53:28,315 --> 00:53:34,062 arguments, diseases, legal fees... - He’s right. We men, we're vulnerable. 597 00:53:34,112 --> 00:53:35,564 True dat. 598 00:53:35,614 --> 00:53:39,454 Come on girls, let’s leave these pricks behind. 599 00:53:43,181 --> 00:53:49,421 You know what I think? Women are from Venus, and men are from the Dollar Store. 600 00:53:52,357 --> 00:53:57,711 Can you believe those idiots? “We’re vulnerable”, wa-wa-wa. Euch. 601 00:53:57,761 --> 00:54:02,883 Well they’re right. We know who we are. Every month we’re reminded that we’re 602 00:54:02,933 --> 00:54:06,553 animals living on a planet that we’re absolutely connected to. Men don't know 603 00:54:06,603 --> 00:54:09,181 who they are, or what they're for. 604 00:54:09,231 --> 00:54:14,603 Men are okay. They lower their pants, you lower your expectations. 605 00:54:14,653 --> 00:54:19,233 I knew a guy who used to rate women. To fuck this one, he’d need a bag over her 606 00:54:19,283 --> 00:54:23,237 head. To fuck that one, he’d need a bag over her head, and three cans of beer. 607 00:54:23,287 --> 00:54:28,116 To fuck a real dog, he’d need a bag over her head, a six-pack, and a bag over his 608 00:54:28,166 --> 00:54:35,582 own head. Guys are so stupid, they confuse physical beauty with sexual attraction. 609 00:54:35,632 --> 00:54:42,673 But we all know the truth, right? Ugly guys are the best fucks. They have to be. 610 00:54:42,723 --> 00:54:48,470 I don’t care about ugly, I just want a man. But no man’s going to want me if I 611 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:55,185 have a hundred Guys. Right? - If you found a man who’d be okay with... 612 00:54:55,235 --> 00:54:59,064 No, you’re right. Men are so insecure. 613 00:54:59,114 --> 00:55:03,193 I’ve totally screwed up everything, haven’t I? 614 00:55:03,243 --> 00:55:08,490 It was inevitable. Juanita, when do you graduate? 615 00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:13,370 A month. - A month. After that, I don’t think I’m 616 00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:17,749 going to be able to afford the house. I’m sorry, everyone... 617 00:55:17,799 --> 00:55:25,007 Hell no! It’s been a great run, Cindy. - It has been a great run, hasn’t it? 618 00:55:25,057 --> 00:55:30,887 You know what we should do tonight? We should put our males in bondage, and FORCE 619 00:55:30,937 --> 00:55:35,600 them to have sex with us. Just like they do on Planet Orgasmo. 620 00:55:35,650 --> 00:55:39,378 That’s so wrong! 621 00:55:49,307 --> 00:55:52,352 Welcome to Planet Orgasmo! 622 00:55:53,978 --> 00:55:57,998 Harder. Harder! - Oh, Saint Jude! 623 00:55:58,048 --> 00:56:02,669 Who is he? - Patron Saint of lost causes... 624 00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:09,285 Yeah, I guess so. Chris, you’re up. Clear space. 625 00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:20,254 My turn, you puny earthling! 626 00:56:22,715 --> 00:56:29,654 So all this is coming to an end, thanks to me... Are you okay? 627 00:56:29,704 --> 00:56:34,451 I had hoped to, but no chance now. 628 00:56:34,501 --> 00:56:41,833 What? You mean, you and Cindy? Oh my god, Nigel, does she know? 629 00:56:41,883 --> 00:56:45,712 No, I’d have to tell her, and then she might want to have sex with me, 630 00:56:45,762 --> 00:56:50,801 and that’s not going to happen, is it? - this is ridiculous. TRULY! JUANITA! 631 00:56:50,851 --> 00:56:57,432 Get off those guys! Uh uh uh! Stand here. Nigel, every sized cock is normal, from 632 00:56:57,482 --> 00:57:02,270 the smallest shrimp to the biggest... jumbo shrimp. 633 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:06,316 Coitus interruptus! - This better be worth it. 634 00:57:06,366 --> 00:57:11,738 Nigel, I want to see your cock. - Thank you, no. 635 00:57:11,788 --> 00:57:16,118 I don’t wish to be treated as a sex object, only defined by my genitalia. 636 00:57:16,168 --> 00:57:18,412 You what? - That’s how you treat men. 637 00:57:18,462 --> 00:57:21,206 That’s how you see them. I see you guys do it all the time. 638 00:57:21,256 --> 00:57:23,667 We do not! 639 00:57:23,717 --> 00:57:26,628 Okay, yeah, maybe we do... - Yeah, a little bit, you guys do. 640 00:57:26,678 --> 00:57:29,589 Well I’m not going to accept that kind of penis-centered abuse from your 641 00:57:29,639 --> 00:57:33,844 proto-feminist hier-- You know what, fuck it. Just fuck it. 642 00:57:33,894 --> 00:57:36,346 There, is that what you want? 643 00:57:36,396 --> 00:57:43,478 Nigel that’s a perfectly reasonable cock. - I bet it can be unreasonable. 644 00:57:43,528 --> 00:57:47,732 Nigel, who told you that was small? - The internet, the porn stars, they’ve 645 00:57:47,782 --> 00:57:48,984 got these big dicks-- 646 00:57:49,034 --> 00:57:53,113 The fucking internet. It makes us and it breaks us. 647 00:57:53,163 --> 00:57:57,200 That’s a perfectly great cock! - So you think Cindy might like it? 648 00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:58,577 Cindy? - Cindy? 649 00:57:58,627 --> 00:58:01,204 Yes, Nigel, I think she might. 650 00:58:01,254 --> 00:58:06,668 Okay, then...I think we have some business to attend. 651 00:58:06,718 --> 00:58:09,921 So you really think...? - Yes. 652 00:58:09,971 --> 00:58:15,677 Hey guys...Oh! Oh...Well, Nigel, what’s next on the boards? 653 00:58:15,727 --> 00:58:21,017 Well Virginia just did “I” for internet sex. Complete disaster. Next up 654 00:58:21,067 --> 00:58:25,188 would be “J”, for jealousy. 655 00:58:25,238 --> 00:58:27,648 I refuse to do jealousy, let’s move on to “K”. 656 00:58:27,698 --> 00:58:30,234 Are you sure-- - Yes! “K”! 657 00:58:30,284 --> 00:58:33,779 Klismaphilia. Erotic arousal by enemas? 658 00:58:33,829 --> 00:58:37,867 Sounds kinda fun. - Fun? Jake, I‘m not sure I 659 00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:41,871 want to do this any more. - I thought you wanted to try everything. 660 00:58:41,921 --> 00:58:44,665 Yeah well maybe it’s too many choices for one girl. 661 00:58:44,715 --> 00:58:46,626 Life is about having choices. You can never have too many choices. 662 00:58:46,676 --> 00:58:49,837 She’s just nervous. The next letter is “L” for lesbian. 663 00:58:49,887 --> 00:58:52,465 Oh. Right. I already took care of this. 664 00:58:52,515 --> 00:58:56,260 Hey, Leslie? 665 00:58:56,310 --> 00:59:01,599 Leslie, penis at the door. Is it hard? - No, it's easy. They all are. 666 00:59:01,649 --> 00:59:04,936 No penises allowed in here. - No penises allowed in here. 667 00:59:04,986 --> 00:59:08,022 Yes I know, but it’s for Virginia. We talked about this, right? 668 00:59:08,072 --> 00:59:11,176 Oh, yeah. Bring her in. 669 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:18,241 Oh, I’m sorry. Were you two-- - No, if it's not a cock, I don't know 670 00:59:18,291 --> 00:59:22,912 how to work it. Let’s go Jake. 671 00:59:22,962 --> 00:59:27,833 Okay girl, if you’re sure you want to do this, then let’s get it on. 672 00:59:27,883 --> 00:59:32,255 Oh that’s such a cute cat. Is he yours? 673 00:59:32,305 --> 00:59:35,633 It’s a she. Vagina. - What? 674 00:59:35,683 --> 00:59:39,679 That’s her name. If everyone insists on calling vaginas pussies, I thought 675 00:59:39,729 --> 00:59:41,832 we should be consistent. 676 00:59:44,585 --> 00:59:47,812 So... 677 00:59:47,862 --> 00:59:53,093 You want to stroke my little Vagina? 678 00:59:54,678 --> 00:59:58,197 How was it? - She wants you. 679 00:59:58,247 --> 01:00:02,743 What does she want me for? - Such a loser. Virginia wants you. 680 01:00:02,793 --> 01:00:05,830 No. No no no no she does not. We have a deal... 681 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,108 Work it out, Jake. 682 01:00:12,237 --> 01:00:15,365 So...? 683 01:00:23,749 --> 01:00:27,768 So what happened? - I’m--she’s not the one I’m interested in. 684 01:00:27,818 --> 01:00:30,313 Vagina? 685 01:00:30,363 --> 01:00:36,283 Oh, fuck! I must have let the cat out. Leslie’s going to be so mad at me. 686 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,158 Hi... - Virginia live here? 687 01:00:42,208 --> 01:00:46,245 Yeah she’s here. But the whole lesbian thing isn’t going to work for her. 688 01:00:46,295 --> 01:00:48,581 Come on in. - What lesbian thing? 689 01:00:48,631 --> 01:00:54,363 Quiet... 690 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:08,794 Hi, there! 691 01:01:12,464 --> 01:01:18,194 Vagina! Vagina? Where's my little girl? Come here Vagina? Come here... 692 01:01:18,244 --> 01:01:20,613 Virginia? - No, Vagina... 693 01:01:20,663 --> 01:01:24,450 Ahh! Mom! Beccy! - What are you doing? 694 01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:29,288 The pussy. It's called Vagina. - I know, I go to the gynecologist. 695 01:01:29,338 --> 01:01:33,501 And the correct word is vulva. Why is everybody naked? 696 01:01:33,551 --> 01:01:35,127 Do you need a towel? - Oh, yes. 697 01:01:35,177 --> 01:01:38,990 Oh, yeah. - Oh, no! Oh... 698 01:01:41,993 --> 01:01:43,260 Thanks a lot, Steve. 699 01:01:43,310 --> 01:01:46,722 So this is how you live? In a sex commune? 700 01:01:46,772 --> 01:01:48,224 So what’s wrong with having sex? 701 01:01:48,274 --> 01:01:52,994 Having sex is one thing. Having this much sex is outrageous! 702 01:01:54,172 --> 01:01:56,816 Bathroom. Right now. 703 01:01:56,866 --> 01:02:01,028 We just passed one, Momma. She’s here to see the urologist. For a procedure-- 704 01:02:01,078 --> 01:02:03,322 Beccy, why did you give her my address? This was our secret. 705 01:02:03,372 --> 01:02:07,493 Because you are living in a world of sin and depravity. The Reverend says the 706 01:02:07,543 --> 01:02:10,037 the end-times are coming, and if we-- - Beccy, TV evangelists are crazy. 707 01:02:10,087 --> 01:02:14,087 All they care about is cars, whores and face-lifts. 708 01:02:14,132 --> 01:02:17,503 I know right from wrong. And sex before marriage is wrong. 709 01:02:17,553 --> 01:02:20,005 How are you going to know the marriage is right if the sex isn’t? 710 01:02:20,055 --> 01:02:22,216 What about love? - We’re talking about sex, 711 01:02:22,266 --> 01:02:24,260 what's love got to do with it? 712 01:02:24,310 --> 01:02:31,642 What’s looove...got to do with it, got to--oh...uh uh uh... 713 01:02:31,692 --> 01:02:35,896 Beccy, We’re going. Virginia, now you call me, if you have 714 01:02:35,946 --> 01:02:38,524 time between all your social engagements! 715 01:02:38,574 --> 01:02:44,763 Mmmm... Can’t. I’ll be way too busy with all my orgies and sex stuff. 716 01:02:52,647 --> 01:02:56,500 You okay? - My mother caught me looking for Vagina, 717 01:02:56,550 --> 01:03:01,589 and now we all have to move out because I thought that love was more important... 718 01:03:01,639 --> 01:03:03,966 Sure, I’m fine. - Are we okay? 719 01:03:04,016 --> 01:03:06,927 Ugh! - Leslie said you wanted me for something. 720 01:03:06,977 --> 01:03:11,348 Yeah, what do you think that could be? 721 01:03:11,398 --> 01:03:15,186 Virginia please, be reasonable. I just--I need to talk. 722 01:03:15,236 --> 01:03:19,231 Oh, do you want to talk now? - Yeah... 723 01:03:19,281 --> 01:03:26,030 Okay. I just want to say... You know, you and me... 724 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:30,826 I just want you to be happy. You know, like I am. 725 01:03:30,876 --> 01:03:35,623 You’re happy? Jake, all you are is a life support system for your dick. 726 01:03:35,673 --> 01:03:37,792 How are you happy? - Aren’t you? 727 01:03:37,842 --> 01:03:40,795 No! - But you have everything 728 01:03:40,845 --> 01:03:44,353 you need right here. - But I don’t have you! 729 01:03:44,403 --> 01:03:47,551 Hey, we made an agreement... 730 01:03:47,601 --> 01:03:51,013 No, Jake, you made an agreement. You’ve been scared of me ever since the 731 01:03:51,063 --> 01:03:55,392 day I got to this house, and I don’t know why. But I’m not stupid, okay? I can see 732 01:03:55,442 --> 01:04:01,398 that I’m under your skin as much as you’re under mine. I think... 733 01:04:01,448 --> 01:04:05,768 I think I could love you. Could you ever feel the same? 734 01:04:09,266 --> 01:04:14,411 Sure. - So say it. 735 01:04:14,461 --> 01:04:18,791 Come on, you know that... 736 01:04:18,841 --> 01:04:21,877 You know that I have a hard time saying what I feel. 737 01:04:21,927 --> 01:04:28,092 No. I think you have a hard time feeling what you feel... 738 01:04:28,142 --> 01:04:35,516 I made a mistake. I’m going to pack up my things and I’m going to get a job. 739 01:04:35,566 --> 01:04:42,505 What the fuck am I supposed to do? - if you ain’t knowing, I ain’t telling. 740 01:05:30,388 --> 01:05:32,573 I’m literally at the door. - Have you tried knocking? 741 01:05:32,623 --> 01:05:34,575 Yeah, somebody’s coming. - Is it her? 742 01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:38,037 I don’t know, I don’t see her. I’m waiting for someone to-- 743 01:05:38,087 --> 01:05:40,748 Hi. Again. 744 01:05:40,798 --> 01:05:42,374 Hi, is my sister here? 745 01:05:42,424 --> 01:05:45,044 No, she left about a week ago. Got a job in the Quarter. 746 01:05:45,094 --> 01:05:47,713 She’s not here, Mom. - Oh, for heaven’s sake! 747 01:05:47,763 --> 01:05:49,798 Don’t shout at me... 748 01:05:49,848 --> 01:05:52,343 She hung up. - You don’t have a smart phone? 749 01:05:52,393 --> 01:05:55,471 Mother won’t allow it. She’s afraid of what I might see on the internet... 750 01:05:55,521 --> 01:05:59,433 Oooh, right. I have Ginny’s new address in my room, if you want to come in 751 01:05:59,483 --> 01:06:06,190 for a cold drink? 752 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,177 So, what was your name again? 753 01:06:17,310 --> 01:06:21,163 Hi Jake. Again... - So you got a job at a sex shop? 754 01:06:21,213 --> 01:06:25,834 It’s an art gallery. - Mmm...that’s a pity. Sex sells. 755 01:06:25,884 --> 01:06:28,712 Well art sells for more and it’s dirtier. 756 01:06:28,762 --> 01:06:32,091 Oh, hi. Good afternoon. Please take a look around. 757 01:06:32,141 --> 01:06:37,388 Thank you. - Ginny, I miss you. We need to talk. 758 01:06:37,438 --> 01:06:41,934 Well, I don’t miss you, Jake, okay? 759 01:06:41,984 --> 01:06:44,127 Bastard. 760 01:06:46,589 --> 01:06:52,444 Remarkable, isn’t it? It is in fact the actual penis of the artist. 761 01:06:52,494 --> 01:06:55,864 His own penis? - Yes, his very last erection. He had it 762 01:06:55,914 --> 01:06:59,827 injected with a quick-drying elastomer moments before it was surgically removed. 763 01:06:59,877 --> 01:07:04,832 Why would he want to lose his penis? - Uh, to become a better human being. 764 01:07:04,882 --> 01:07:08,252 Mmm... - So... So this is the real thing? 765 01:07:08,302 --> 01:07:12,673 Yep. She just wanted to be rid of the damned thing. Now while he was 766 01:07:12,723 --> 01:07:16,953 an expensive artist, she is even more so. 767 01:07:20,290 --> 01:07:24,643 Ginny you need to come back to the house. - Jake, no, please. I’m working off of 768 01:07:24,693 --> 01:07:26,979 commission, and I haven’t made a single sale. Can you please go? 769 01:07:27,029 --> 01:07:30,399 But you really need to come back. - Can you actually use this? 770 01:07:30,449 --> 01:07:34,236 Oh, yes. The artist is very keen on her penis being used, now that she’s finished 771 01:07:34,286 --> 01:07:38,365 with it. She sees it as a combination of life after death and recycling. 772 01:07:38,415 --> 01:07:43,704 Can we--can we try it out? - Uh, can you try it out? 773 01:07:43,754 --> 01:07:46,457 Mmhmm. - Uh, no, I'm afraid not. 774 01:07:46,507 --> 01:07:49,277 Uh, but you can touch it, I guess. 775 01:07:51,905 --> 01:07:56,383 Oh my God, it’s--It’s perfect. - We'll take it. 776 01:07:56,433 --> 01:08:01,055 But it's twenty-five thousand dollars. - For art like this, that’s cheap. 777 01:08:01,105 --> 01:08:05,517 Okay, you guys, it’s a fake. It’s a fake penis. It’s not real. 778 01:08:05,567 --> 01:08:09,313 Oh, we know that. - Okay well you know you could just 779 01:08:09,363 --> 01:08:12,566 go, like, buy a dildo, or something? - No, no, no, then we’d have to hide it. 780 01:08:12,616 --> 01:08:17,863 This is art. We can display this in our living room. We’ll take it. 781 01:08:17,913 --> 01:08:23,267 Okay... 782 01:08:24,562 --> 01:08:29,917 Hey, everybody. Look who it is. - Hey, guys and gals... 783 01:08:29,967 --> 01:08:35,380 Oh. Virginia? - Hi.... 784 01:08:35,430 --> 01:08:42,831 Okay, what the fuck is going on? - You need to go see Leslie. 785 01:08:53,716 --> 01:08:56,485 Seriously? 786 01:08:56,535 --> 01:08:59,113 Ginny, I wanted to tell you, I just didn’t know how. 787 01:08:59,163 --> 01:09:04,451 I was scared you were going to tell Mom. And this is not just sex. Although-- 788 01:09:04,501 --> 01:09:08,539 golly gosh--the sex is so great. I didn’t even know it was possible. 789 01:09:08,589 --> 01:09:13,961 I mean, I came, and I can’t stop coming. I know it’s wicked, I just--it feels so 790 01:09:14,011 --> 01:09:17,840 completely right, and I love this woman so much. Please tell me it’s okay? 791 01:09:17,890 --> 01:09:20,008 I know this is not what-- - Stop! 792 01:09:20,058 --> 01:09:23,011 It’s beautiful. 793 01:09:23,061 --> 01:09:30,060 I am SO glad we didn’t fuck. - Fuck yeah! So am I... 794 01:09:30,110 --> 01:09:33,814 Dan dah-dah dah! Here she is! 795 01:09:33,864 --> 01:09:37,544 I got it! I graduated. And I got offered a job! 796 01:09:43,850 --> 01:09:55,886 Now that everyone’s here, I have an announcement to make. Take a seat. 797 01:09:56,136 --> 01:10:02,074 Before we leave the house... I’m getting married! 798 01:10:04,996 --> 01:10:06,996 Wait, what? 799 01:10:11,127 --> 01:10:15,606 No, no, no. His name is Winston. We met at a party. He rolled off of some 800 01:10:15,656 --> 01:10:21,361 girl, our eyes met, and there he was. - Oh, that is so romantic. 801 01:10:21,411 --> 01:10:24,573 What kind of person is he? - Six inches. 802 01:10:24,623 --> 01:10:26,533 Beer bottle? - Beer can. 803 01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:30,329 Oh my goodness! - Truly! 804 01:10:30,379 --> 01:10:34,166 But does he love you? - Can't keep his hands off of me. 805 01:10:34,216 --> 01:10:36,126 Well, okay. There must be something special about him? 806 01:10:36,176 --> 01:10:40,130 Oh yeah. Yeah...yeah! 807 01:10:40,180 --> 01:10:46,261 So, what is it? - He, uh...He bends to the left. 808 01:10:46,311 --> 01:10:50,891 He what? - I have a displaced G-spot. It’s over 809 01:10:50,941 --> 01:10:53,894 to the right, he bends to the left, so it’s perfect. 810 01:10:53,944 --> 01:10:56,855 You’re going to marry a man because his penis bends to the left? 811 01:10:56,905 --> 01:11:02,843 Don’t you worry, I’ll make it work. - Congratulations, you idiot! 812 01:11:08,851 --> 01:11:12,788 Hey, Cindy! You going to wear something crazy to the wedding? 813 01:11:12,838 --> 01:11:15,499 I don’t think I can go to the wedding. 814 01:11:15,549 --> 01:11:19,419 Wha-what? What?! Why not? 815 01:11:19,469 --> 01:11:25,509 Look at you. You’re moving on with your career, and you’re getting married. 816 01:11:25,559 --> 01:11:30,013 Meanwhile I’ve been doing this same job for fifteen years, and I’ve never even had 817 01:11:30,063 --> 01:11:33,141 a real boyfriend. I better go to my room. 818 01:11:33,191 --> 01:11:38,006 No! Wait. Just wait. 819 01:11:41,968 --> 01:11:45,678 Steve, we cannot interfere. - Bullshit. 820 01:11:50,643 --> 01:11:54,788 Speak. - I...I think you should get the 821 01:11:54,838 --> 01:11:59,084 Guys back online. They miss you. - And...? 822 01:11:59,134 --> 01:12:06,425 And I can’t bear to see you unhappy. - Because? 823 01:12:06,475 --> 01:12:12,639 Because I...I love you. - Huh! But you never said. 824 01:12:12,689 --> 01:12:14,891 Because I thought the Guys would get mad at me. 825 01:12:14,941 --> 01:12:19,730 Oh, right. I guess no one would want all the Guys there watching. 826 01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:23,358 Actually...that kinda turns me on. 827 01:12:23,408 --> 01:12:28,905 Then why the FUCK didn’t you tell me? I want you to turn on the cam, get 828 01:12:28,955 --> 01:12:34,328 the Guys back online right now. Now go upstairs, take off your clothes, 829 01:12:34,378 --> 01:12:39,291 and lie on the bed naked. - Gyah-ha! 830 01:12:39,341 --> 01:12:42,919 Wait, Cindy! Does this mean-- 831 01:12:42,969 --> 01:12:47,799 Oh, yeah. We can all stay in the house. - Yes! 832 01:12:47,849 --> 01:12:52,763 Steve, you were brilliant. I never knew you had feelings. 833 01:12:52,813 --> 01:13:02,022 Sure I do. I just keep ‘em in my dick. - My kind of guy... 834 01:13:02,072 --> 01:13:04,649 So this means you can stay at the house again, right? 835 01:13:04,699 --> 01:13:10,530 No, Jake. I’ll see you at the wedding. 836 01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:14,076 You have the brain the size of one of my testicles. 837 01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:17,287 Look, I know what you all think, okay, but you just don’t get it. 838 01:13:17,337 --> 01:13:21,833 Virginia doesn’t want all of that stuff. She’s a sensible person, she doesn’t 839 01:13:21,883 --> 01:13:25,921 want to ruin what we have. What am I going to do, chase after her? How’s that going 840 01:13:25,971 --> 01:13:33,845 to look, right? And then what am I going to say, “Virginia, I love you! ” 841 01:13:33,895 --> 01:13:41,421 Anyway, you don’t even have testicles. - Neither do you. 842 01:13:45,383 --> 01:13:47,401 Nigel... 843 01:13:47,451 --> 01:13:51,321 Oh, hey, Jake, looking good. - I think so. You, too. 844 01:13:51,371 --> 01:13:56,243 Mom! Dad! There you are! 845 01:13:56,293 --> 01:14:01,706 So good to meet you. - Oh! So you’re Truly? 846 01:14:01,756 --> 01:14:12,217 Yes. - Where’s he? Him? Our...our son. 847 01:14:12,267 --> 01:14:15,220 You know him, he takes so long to get dressed. 848 01:14:15,270 --> 01:14:20,517 Why did you choose W... - Winston. 849 01:14:20,567 --> 01:14:27,357 Yes, I know what his name is! Why did you choose... Winston? 850 01:14:27,407 --> 01:14:31,403 He's exactly right for me. You know how a big one just hits you right at the back, 851 01:14:31,453 --> 01:14:36,116 slams your wall like an interior remodel. And a small one, yeah, it just tickles all 852 01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:41,538 the right places? Well Winston, he’s right in the middle. Real nice shape, big head, 853 01:14:41,588 --> 01:14:47,043 smooth shaft, little curve. Oh my god, incredibly hard. Feels like he’s made to 854 01:14:47,093 --> 01:14:50,839 measure, with the pelvic bone like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, just hits my clit like 855 01:14:50,889 --> 01:14:55,093 a jackhammer bub-bub-bubbub-bub. Almost as good as my vibrator, and how many guys can 856 01:14:55,143 --> 01:15:00,391 you say that about? I just come like Chris 857 01:15:00,441 --> 01:15:02,977 Oh, you cannot save Truly from herself. 858 01:15:03,027 --> 01:15:07,231 Let’s get this done everybody! 859 01:15:07,281 --> 01:15:10,067 The ceremony will be led by an ordained 860 01:15:10,117 --> 01:15:15,865 minister from the Church of Perpetual Abandon. 861 01:15:15,915 --> 01:15:19,702 My friend...Steve. 862 01:15:19,752 --> 01:15:28,294 Thank you, thank you... Welcome, welcome, welcome. 863 01:15:28,344 --> 01:15:35,116 Dearly beloved, let’s cut right to the chase. Haul him in! 864 01:15:58,141 --> 01:16:03,704 Thank you, Sister Virginia, Brother Jake. Now I have been told to make this quick, 865 01:16:03,754 --> 01:16:09,043 so that we may get back to our party. - Yeah, no rings. Except this one. 866 01:16:09,093 --> 01:16:12,171 Aaah! - Oh ho, wonderful! Now do you, 867 01:16:12,221 --> 01:16:16,801 Winston, dude, do you take this woman, Truly, to be your lawfully wedded wife? 868 01:16:16,851 --> 01:16:20,763 He does. - Yeah, he has to say that. 869 01:16:20,813 --> 01:16:27,562 Oh please. I want her to give my answers. - Yeah, not this one. 870 01:16:27,612 --> 01:16:37,572 Okay, so, I... I do. I do! I do! - Wonderful, wonderful! Now do you Truly-- 871 01:16:37,622 --> 01:16:41,117 Poem, poem, poem. Can I do my poem now? - We have a poem! 872 01:16:41,167 --> 01:16:44,829 Oh, no... - Hey, so I watched this movie, and they 873 01:16:44,879 --> 01:16:49,917 got married, and some guy said a poem. Crying, everyone. Or maybe it was a 874 01:16:49,967 --> 01:16:53,921 funeral? Same fucking thing, right? 875 01:16:53,971 --> 01:16:56,549 Sorry, sorry. Anyway... 876 01:16:56,599 --> 01:17:00,219 Before we sign our oath, my love We can't depend on luck 877 01:17:00,269 --> 01:17:03,931 One thing we must agree, my dove And that's the way we fuck. 878 01:17:03,981 --> 01:17:07,393 You see a girl you want, my love Go on, take a chance 879 01:17:07,443 --> 01:17:11,355 Give her all the dick you got But give me your romance. 880 01:17:11,405 --> 01:17:14,775 See a boy you want, my love Take him by the hair 881 01:17:14,825 --> 01:17:16,444 Yeah... - Take him any way you want 882 01:17:16,494 --> 01:17:19,113 As long as I can share. - Oh, yeah... 883 01:17:19,163 --> 01:17:23,784 So bring it home to me, my love Let our love be free 884 01:17:23,834 --> 01:17:31,417 Have sex with anything you like Just bring it home to me. 885 01:17:31,467 --> 01:17:38,883 Alright, let’s hit it! - Well um...Do you Truly take him, 886 01:17:38,933 --> 01:17:45,431 Winston, yes Winston, to be your lawfully wedded wife...hus--husband? 887 01:17:45,481 --> 01:17:50,186 Both, yes I do. - Wonderful, wonderful. Well now by the 888 01:17:50,236 --> 01:17:55,256 power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. 889 01:18:04,142 --> 01:18:10,021 I love you so much. - I love you, too, big boy. 890 01:18:21,493 --> 01:18:25,096 Everyone in the pool! 891 01:18:25,146 --> 01:18:27,163 To the poool! - Wooh! 892 01:18:34,631 --> 01:18:41,054 No, no, it’s okay, sit down. 893 01:18:45,225 --> 01:18:51,288 Oh god...WINSTON! Your father! 894 01:18:51,338 --> 01:18:58,254 Don’t worry, I know CPR. - No! Get away fronm here. FUCK OFF! HA! 895 01:18:58,304 --> 01:19:02,508 I haven’t done this in years... 896 01:19:02,558 --> 01:19:09,706 I’ve been waiting to do this... my entire...life! 897 01:19:21,595 --> 01:19:25,573 Go on! - Ginny, you leaving again? 898 01:19:25,623 --> 01:19:30,911 Maybe. Can I embarrass you, Jake? - Not possible. Try it. 899 01:19:30,961 --> 01:19:34,540 You’re a really good friend. And thanks to you I have a bunch more. 900 01:19:34,590 --> 01:19:37,918 Oh...well, okay. - And there’s nothing you could 901 01:19:37,968 --> 01:19:41,714 ever do to hurt me, except lie to me. - What would I possibly have to lie 902 01:19:41,764 --> 01:19:44,383 to you about? You’ve seen me-- - Screwing everything that moves. 903 01:19:44,433 --> 01:19:48,763 Yeah, I know. And that’s all fine, Jake. I like what you are, and I don't want you 904 01:19:48,813 --> 01:19:53,350 to change. But just promise me you won’t stop change if it happens to you. 905 01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:58,689 Yeah, sure, okay. Umm, can we move on? 906 01:19:58,739 --> 01:20:01,692 Listen, um, are you free the first of next month? 907 01:20:01,742 --> 01:20:04,278 For you, yes. - That’s the day we get married. 908 01:20:04,328 --> 01:20:06,363 What? 909 01:20:06,413 --> 01:20:08,616 I’m thinking you love me. Deny it. 910 01:20:08,666 --> 01:20:14,246 I...Is this a joke? Gi-- Let’s just hook up for a while. 911 01:20:14,296 --> 01:20:16,582 For you, that means nothing. - We haven’t even had sex. 912 01:20:16,632 --> 01:20:20,044 You had your chance. - Virginia, you can’t force me to 913 01:20:20,094 --> 01:20:22,755 spend the rest of my life with you. - Well, then you’re gonna be without me 914 01:20:22,805 --> 01:20:29,011 for the rest of your life. Which is worse? Listen, Jake...I love you. And this is the 915 01:20:29,061 --> 01:20:34,642 only way I’m going to get you. So if you say no, we both walk away. 916 01:20:34,692 --> 01:20:37,102 I’m not very good at saying-- - That’s why I’m saying it for you. 917 01:20:37,152 --> 01:20:40,731 I can’t just make a decision. - I made it for you. 918 01:20:40,781 --> 01:20:44,109 So you’re saying, I don’t have any choice in this? I don’t have a choice right now? 919 01:20:44,159 --> 01:20:47,639 Done? - Done. 920 01:20:52,561 --> 01:20:57,289 Congratulations, Jake. Here are the keys to this car. We put the papers in the 921 01:20:57,339 --> 01:21:01,836 glove box, packed your stuff inside, so you can take it, drive off, get on with 922 01:21:01,886 --> 01:21:05,798 your life and never come back, or... 923 01:21:05,848 --> 01:21:10,678 Classic girl? Classic car? What’s it going to be, Jake? 924 01:21:10,728 --> 01:21:15,599 Jake, life isn’t about having choices. It’s about making them. 925 01:21:15,649 --> 01:21:20,312 Okay, I see what you’re doing everybody, thank you very much, I appreciate it, 926 01:21:20,362 --> 01:21:22,481 but I think it’s a little too much... 927 01:21:22,531 --> 01:21:27,361 I mean, I’m a pretty reasonable guy, but I know what I’m doing, okay? 928 01:21:27,411 --> 01:21:31,091 You think I haven’t really thought this over? 929 01:21:48,283 --> 01:21:51,910 This is outrageous! AAAAAAAAHHHH! 930 01:21:59,502 --> 01:22:03,755 Yaaaahaaaaw...! 931 01:22:10,597 --> 01:22:13,157 Eh, eh? 932 01:22:13,207 --> 01:22:14,658 Come on, let’s do it! 933 01:22:14,708 --> 01:22:16,785 Are you kidding, now? - Yeah, why not? 934 01:22:16,835 --> 01:22:19,872 Well, this is Charlie’s Garage? - This is where we met! 935 01:22:19,922 --> 01:22:23,918 Okay...understand, there’s no chance you’re gonna make me come. 936 01:22:23,968 --> 01:22:26,629 Jake, yes I am. - No, I promise you it’s 937 01:22:26,679 --> 01:22:28,005 not going to happen. - No, I really really am. 938 01:22:28,055 --> 01:22:30,049 No, I’m serious-- - No, and I’m being serious, too-- 939 01:22:30,099 --> 01:22:34,499 There’s absolutely no way you’re gonna make me come! 940 01:24:26,099 --> 01:24:30,499 {\an8}NETFLIX PRESENTS