(EERIE MUSIC)
GIRL: I just want to go home!
BOY: Come on. Life is for living.
GIRL: This is living?
Why did you bring me here anyway?
Thought you might want to see where I...
..shot my first commercial.
Gross!
We were filming on the slippery slope. Came off my sled.
Burned down that pipe. T-shirt fully melted to my skin.
My butt was like mincemeat for a year.
Kevin's butt, we barely knew thee.
They said my commercial was the best.
They kept screening it till the park shut,
just 'cause a bunch of wimps couldn't hack it.
Um...
..didn't 12 kids die?
I heard 20.
But who cares?
Fear is an affogato.
I don't think that's the right word.
So...
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
Why did you come with me tonight?
Is that a zit on your nose?
What? Where?!
(LAUGHS)
So funny I forgot to laugh!
GIRL: Ha, ha!
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
KEVIN: Let's go inside. GIRL: Let's go home.
We've seen enough. You can tell everyone we were punk.
We'll be able to see ourselves from every angle.
Aren't you curious?
No. I'm not.
At all.
Please?
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
Shhh!
She doesn't like loud noises.
What? She who?
Kevin! You're not being funny.
I'm really not in the mood for an 'affogato'.
(CREEPY MUSIC)
Kevin?
Kevin.
Say something. Please.
I just want to go home.
(SCREAMS)
(FAST-PACED THEME MUSIC)
(CRAZY LAUGHTER)
♪ La, la, la, la. ♪
OK, Fester, you only get to hang out here on a technicality.
Don't get ahead of yourself. You still gotta follow the rules.
- R-Rules? REMUS: Rule number one.
All kids must stay within the park boundary.
No taking them out for ice-cream sundaes
or whatever schmucks like you think is cool.
Nobody thinks that's cool.
- What happens if you leave? - Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I say it was question time?
Deux.
Stay away from the Mirror Maze.
Nobody goes inside.
Why not?
Do you want to stay or not?
OK, got it. Stay away from the Mirror Maze.
Trois.
If you don't leave by sunrise, you don't leave. Ever.
FUN KIDS: (CHANT) One of us! One of us!
And lastly and most importantly...
Come here.
(WHISPERS) Come here.
(YELLS) Nobody else is allowed in!
You let anyone else in,
and you're out.
We might just scare you to death.
- (AUDIO FEEDBACK) - Ring-a-ding-ding, dipsticks.
Burn your candle at both ends.
It'll not last the night!
But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends,
- it gives a lovely light! - THE 69 EYES: ♪ Lost Boys
- Night. - Night, mate.
♪ You wanna rock
♪ Everybody knows you're lost
♪ Morning light hurts your eyes
♪ But that's another thing
♪ Nothing really matters behind the shades of blue
♪ Blind boys never lie
♪ But that's another thing
♪ Nothing really matters behind the shades of blue
♪ 'Cause in the end
♪ You're just reborn again
♪ You wanna rock ♪ Rock!
♪ Nothing's gonna make you stop
♪ And nothing's gonna break you up
♪ Everybody knows you're lost
♪ In the night time, honey ♪ The lost boys
♪ We are dead until dark
♪ But that's another thing
♪ Nothing really matters behind the shades of blue
♪ You say you want to live like I do
♪ But that's another thing
♪ Nothing really matters behind the shades of blue
♪ 'Cause in the end
♪ We're just reborn again
♪ You wanna rock ♪ Rock! ♪
- Motorboat a cheesecake! ♪ Nothing's gonna make you stop
♪ And nothing's gonna break you up ♪
Eat your cereal with a fork!
♪ Everybody knows you're lost
♪ In the night time, honey ♪ The lost boys ♪
Dance like you've never been hurt!
♪ Nothing's gonna make you stop ♪
Tonight lasts forever!
MS WIEST: Chester? Chester. - ♪ Everybody knows... ♪
MS WIEST: (SHOUTS) Chester! - (CLASS LAUGHS)
"So he shot a quick glance at Lily,
"then got that pained look across his face.
"'I don't know, Miss,' he said."
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
You've got mail!
Like from the movie?
OK. It's from your mother.
You can put it over there.
Did you ever go to Crazy Fun Park when you were growing up?
You took these? When?
I found them online.
I'm touching them up for a school assignment.
MR NAKATA: Don't ever go near that death trap.
Thought we'd seen the last of the place
when they shut it down.
But no - it still finds a way to bring us business.
What was it like when it was open?
Vio-chan.
I thought moving here
we were going to make an effort to try and fit in.
I am.
It's not my fault nobody here is interested in the same things.
Then take an interest in what they like.
What's the point? Everyone just ends up leaving anyway.
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
I've accepted her decision.
One day you'll have to do the same.
It's getting late. I'd better get dinner.
I'd kill for your metabolism.
Oh, no! I just have a lot of hungry friends.
Chester!
Oh! Hey!
- What are you doing here? - You'll never guess.
Ah. Right.
- Going to a party, are we? - What? No.
Course not, I...
Oh! These. Um...
Yeah, they're just for my mum.
- Your mum? - Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, um...yeah.
Yeah, she gets really hungry
when she's watching Australia's Got Cooking, so...
(STAMMERS)
Anyway... I gotta go.
(SHOP DOORBELL RINGS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(GASPS, BREATHES HEAVILY)
(BONES CRACK)
(GROANS)
Did you bring me a phlegm pack?
Mapplethorpe?
What are you doing here?
I know what you're up to.
They're Mapplethorpe's favourite things, right?
You're making spirit offerings.
(EXHALES)
I...I just really miss him.
Maybe I can help.
Sometimes the families that come to us
create altars for their deceased loved ones.
They fill them with things that the person loved
when they were alive.
Especially food, by the looks of things.
(WHISPERS) What?
Oh, my salt and vinegars!
Do you know what you're doing?
Yes.
ZED: Sausage rolls!
I never got to try them.
You have them every night!
I do?
Ooh... Ow!
Oh, just a mosquito.
VIOLETTA: Hair mousse?
You wouldn't know it to look at him but Mapplethorpe
was surprisingly sensitive about his hair.
(GONZO TITTERS)
(WHISPERS) Noooooo!
- Did you hear that? - I think it was a night bird.
(REPLACES LID)
Now what?
Maybe say a few words about what he meant to you?
Nah, I don't think he'd want that.
Come on. You have to say something.
- Not while you're watching me. - Fine! I'll turn away, then.
Mapplethorpe.
I know things didn't quite end up like we thought.
I would've loved to have brought you a vanilla slice
but they were all out so I hope this stuff will do.
OK? Thanks. Bye.
VIOLETTA: Really?
- What did you expect me to say? - Um...
What did you really like about him?
His best qualities?
He didn't care what anyone thought.
And?
And...
..that was kind of infectious.
How?
Well, when I was with him, it would rub off.
And for a moment, I wouldn't care either.
Made me feel stronger.
Like...I was invincible.
Awww!
Those night birds sure sound creepy.
Come on. Let's get out of here.
Why are you helping me?
You guys are the only ones who've been nice to me
since I got here.
I haven't been THAT nice. I probably need to apologise.
I guess Mapplethorpe and I aren't used to people caring.
It's nice you still talk about him in the present tense.
Just...make sure you look after yourself.
What do you mean?
You can barely keep your eyes open.
You know you can't keep coming here every night, right?
(GATE CREAKS)
(UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC PLAYS)
VOICE-OVER: Just go to Crazy Fun Park!
There's no other park like it!
On a hot day, it's a great place to be with your friends!
These are the most amazing rides in the world! I love it here!
VOICE-OVER: Have crazy fun at Crazy Fun Park!
(UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC PLAYS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
- (WHISPERS) I'll lead. - (DOOR OPENS)
(HUSHED WHISPERING)
- Hey. - Hey.
Ah...what's...going on?
We realised
we haven't been spending much time with you lately.
Since...
MUM: We've all been busy. DAD: And we apologise for that.
So we thought we could spend the night together.
- Have I done something wrong? MUM: Of course not!
No, no, we just thought we could have a movie night.
- Like we used to. - We'll get pizza.
You can choose the film.
Yeah. Sure.
- (BOTH EXHALE) - Great!
Quattro formaggi with additional cheese?
Yes, please.
I'll let you do the honours.
Ah, thank you.
I'll, ah... I'll find something short.
- (SCREAMING ON TV) - (CHAINSAW WHIRRING ON TV)
(HORROR MUSIC ON TV)
(SCREAMING AND CHAINSAW SOUNDS CONTINUE)
Hey.
(EVIL LAUGHTER ON TV)
(SCREAMING ON TV CONTINUES)
(TV STOPS)
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
No sign of him, hey?
He'll be here.
Von, you coming?
I'll be right there.
You know, after... my accident...
..my best friends, Kitty and Monique,
used to come here every day and tie flowers against the fence.
Lucky you.
Then, after a while, it started being every second day.
Then every third.
Then they stopped coming altogether.
They sound like pretty crummy friends.
That's life.
People get pulled in other directions.
They make new friends. They...keep living.
You're not very good at cheering people up, are you?
I'm just saying...
..you have to be ready
that Chester won't keep coming here forever.
And one day...you're going to have to let him go.
Just 'cause your friends were d-bags,
doesn't mean Chester's gonna ditch me!
I know why he's not here.
- Why? - It's her!
Getting in the way of everything!
So what are you gonna do about it?
I'll just have to get rid of her.
And everything will go back to normal.
Now, Siobhan!
(SIGHS)
(QUIETLY) Bite me.
Coming!
All I'm saying is don't ask too much of him.
He's only human.
KEVIN: What are you talking to him for?
You're meant to be MY girlfriend.
SIOBHAN: Give it a rest, Kevin. I can do whatever I want.
(BIRDS WARBLE)
Oh, no!
MS WIEST: You seem well rested for once.
Yeah, I know.
That's a bad thing?
Mum and Dad wanted to watch a film with me last night.
That sounds nice.
Yeah, it was.
It was really nice.
I'm not getting the problem.
I had a really nice night and...then I slept like a rock.
I didn't...
You didn't think about Mapplethorpe.
Not once.
I'm guessing that hasn't happened since the accident.
Chester...
..grief doesn't have to be a constant weight
on your shoulders.
You don't have to think sad thoughts all the time.
There'll be days when you'll actually feel good.
And that's not a bad thing.
That's the goal.
It's part of letting go.
Hopefully it'll happen more and more.
So don't...feel guilty
that you took a night for yourself.
I'm sure Mapplethorpe would understand.
I hope so.
So...now that you've had a good night's sleep...
..maybe it's time to redo this exam.
(DOOR CLOSES)
I'm really good at this.
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
(SIGHS)
(INTENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)
(GATE CREAKS)
(CRUMBLING SOUND)
- (CRUMBLING SOUND GETS LOUDER) - Uh-oh!
- (GROANS) - Hello?
Is someone there?
Hello?
Is there someone there?
(SINISTER WHISPERING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
(FUN PARK CARNIVAL NOISES STARTING UP)
Chester? What is going on?
Surprise!
- Mapplethorpe? - Surprise!
This isn't my fault! I didn't tell her anything.
I know. I did. She was about to get herself hurt
and I don't want to be stuck with her for eternity.
Wait, wait, wait. Just a second here.
You're Nimrod.
And you're Destinee McPhail!
And you're Tigger!
But you're all... You're...
Dead! Muerto! Martwy!
You know us?
I've read about all of you.
DESTINEE: Ohh! - Is that a Gameboy Advance?
Oh, cool, I got page three! Better than you, Willo.
WILLO: Shove it, McPhail. FUN KID: That's so cool!
- What the hell were you doing? - I just wanted to scare her.
You'd better not tell anybody what you saw in there.
Not if you want to keep seeing your precious friend.
Hey, is there anything about me?
VIOLETTA: Uh...
..this is you, right?
Aww! I look super cute!
Where's mine?
Hey, that-that's... that's not me.
(ALL LAUGH)
I mean, it is me but it's not the real me!
It's not funny! Stop laughing!
GONZO: Kevin McDillon! Dweebus maximus!
You know, can't they change the photo?
You're dead.
You don't get to control how you're remembered.
You good with all of this?
(JAUNTY FUN PARK MUSIC PLAYS)
Hey.
Ah, I forgot it was in my bag but it should still taste good.
(RIDE STARTS UP)
Did she stop you coming last night?
Violetta?
No! I...
Are you upset about that?
It was the first night you didn't come to see me.
The park isn't that crazy fun when you're on your own.
I...fell asleep.
You think I didn't want to be here?
I'd be here all the time if I could but....
..you know, I'm still human.
I've got to keep living.
Nothing's going to get in the way of us having crazy fun.
Except maybe me needing to sleep sometimes.
I hope that's OK.
Just promise next time you'll bring me a fresher one.
Deal.
Come on. Got to get out of here.
- Friends for another day? - You know it! (CLICKS TONGUE)
Wait! Surely you can fix that photo?
(SIGHS) We'll talk about it tomorrow night.
But it's obviously not a good photo.
Let it go, Kevin.
Yo, Kevin! Put on the brakes.
Call my agent! Get my folio!
SIOBHAN: Kevin! GONZO: Come back, amigo!
This isn't how I want to be rememb-
(CHOKES)
(ALL SCREAM)
(SIOBHAN WEEPS)
(FAST-PACED THEME MUSIC)
♪ La, la, la, la. ♪