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[rain falling]
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[Zadie] The impulse to dance
existed long before
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our primate ancestors
evolved into humans.
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Evolutionary biologists
suggest that dance
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was used by early humans
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to promote
the social cooperation
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essential for our survival.
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Indeed,
studies have found that
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today's best dancers all share
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the two specific genes
associated
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with excellent
interpersonal skills.
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But despite its power
to save our species,
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dance could not save
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a small furniture company
in Miami
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from the economic tsunami
of a global pandemic,
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so like many 40-year-old
Millennial white males,
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Mike Lane found himself
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alone and adrift in an ocean
of failed relationships
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and unrealized dreams.
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[event planner] Excuse me?
Hello!
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This area is off-limits.
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Oh. Well, then
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you really shouldn't
be here then, should you?
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Cute.
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Get dressed, start unloading.
Trucks just pulled in.
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All right.
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[Latin music plays
on speakers]
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[housewife 1] So, is she
living in Miami now, or...
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[housewife 2] Well,
she can't go back to London,
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Roger's there.
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[housewife 3] She has to
go back, for the daughter.
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[housewife 4]
Roger still wants it to work,
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according to Bob.
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[housewife 3]
She should have just canceled
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instead of walking around
like a zombie.
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[housewife 1] Totally.
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-[housewife 3 clears throat]
-And here she is.
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Hi.
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Thank you so much.
This is absolutely beautiful.
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-Oh, thank you
for your contribution.
-You look stunning.
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-Scotch, please.
-Neat or rocks?
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Neat.
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You getting what you want?
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With the fundraiser. It looks
like it's going all right.
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Nobody here knows what the
Big Blue Rescue Project is
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and yet they give me
their money every year.
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Well, I just think
people like to
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look at what they can't have.
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I guess.
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What's up, bro?
Two vodka sodas.
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Two vodka sodas.
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-So, what do you think? Yeah?
-Yeah. Sounds good.
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Wait. I know you.
You went to State, right?
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[softly chuckles] State?
No, definitely not.
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Huh. We've definitely met.
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Uh, no. I don't know. Sorry.
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-Don't freak the guy out, hon.
-I'm not. [giggles]
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Holy shit. I got it.
You really don't remember?
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I don't know.
Was it at my store? Huh?
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No. You were a cop, right?
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-What's your name?
-Kim.
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[women squeal]
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["Mo Cash!" by Vegas Audio
Ninjas plays over speakers]
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[Latin music plays
on speakers]
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[chuckles] Uh, yeah. Like way
back in the day. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Right, right, right.
Got it. [chuckles]
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Nice pull, hon!
Did you arrest her?
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Uh, no, I think I let you off
with a warning. Right?
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Mm-hmm.
It was my pledge party.
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I was being very disorderly.
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[chuckles] You being good now?
You behaving?
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-Yes, I'm great, actually.
-Good.
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I'm on Maxandra's legal team
so... here to support.
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That's cool. What kind of law
do you practice?
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Family Law generally. But,
I do specialize in divorce.
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-Well, it was good to see you.
-See you in another 10 years.
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-Cheers. Be good.
-I'll do my best.
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[cell phone rings]
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[event planner] You!
Bartender.
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Mrs. Rattigan
would like a word.
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Uh, we're not done
breaking down.
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Did you hear what I said?
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She'd like
to see you right now.
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Bullshit. Hey, look,
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you don't have to explain it
to me. All right?
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Explain it to Zadie.
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Ma'am?
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Of course,
I'm super uncomfortable
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doing that and I won't do it.
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Because that's a date
with chaperones.
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I'm not stupid, Roger.
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Ma'am, uh,
they said to come see you.
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Should I just wait outside?
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I don't want to see you!
All right?
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Get it into your head,
if you need to talk to me
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then bring the lawyers.
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Um, bartender?
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I'm sorry. They said to come
see you. I didn't mean to--
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Yes, yes, please come back.
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Okay.
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-[sighs]
-Yeah?
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[nervous laugh] You know...
Do you like bartending?
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Sure. Uh, it's not
really what I do,
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but yeah. Why not?
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So, what is it
that you really do?
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[chuckles] Uh, yeah-- Well,
it's-- That's a long story.
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Did you want me for something?
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[inhales] Yeah...
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Um, what's your name?
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Mike.
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Nice to meet you, Mike.
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Nice to meet you.
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How much?
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How much for what?
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You know. Please don't make me
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[slight chuckle]
spit it out
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because this is the first time
I do this
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and it's not comfortable.
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[slight chuckle]
Look, I don't know
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what you're talking about.
What?
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But Kim told me that she
knew you, and run into you,
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and that you were a dancer.
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-Oh, Kim-- Kim told you that?
-Yeah.
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-Right.
-[sighs]
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Uh, look, I don't really
do that anymore, so--
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Uh, what was your name?
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Max.
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Max, it was nice to meet you.
Uh, thanks for--
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I'm s-- I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.
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No, you didn't offend me.
Don't worry. It's all--
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Really, I have no idea
what I'm doing.
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It's just I'm not
normally like this...
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it's just that I've had
like the shittiest day
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and the shittiest week...
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and the shittiest month,
and the shittiest year.
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Same here.
Welcome to the club.
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Don't worry,
you didn't offend me.
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Okay. [exhales]
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[chuckles] It was nice
to meet you.
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So, let's say...
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if you were to do this just,
like, one last time.
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Mm-hmm?
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How much would something
like that go for?
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How much would something
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like that go for?
[sharp inhale]
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Uh, $60,000? Maybe.
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-$60,000?
-Yeah. Yeah, 60.
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Let's call it 60.
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What the fuck do you do?
She said it was a silly dance.
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Who said that? Kim?
Kim said that? It was silly?
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Yeah. She said
it was a silly dance,
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but that it would
get my mind off of things.
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And if she's right,
I'm willing to pay six.
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What?
You're serious right now?
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You're gonna pay me $6,000
to give you a dance?
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Yeah, but no happy endings,
huh?
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So we have a deal?
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[exhales]
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Are you leaving?
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[door locks]
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You know I have security.
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Mm-hmm.
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What are you doing?
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Um, you seem like
you need a drink.
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[sighs] I really, really do.
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[Mike clears his throat]
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Why are you moving my flowers?
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These will work better here.
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You have a really, really,
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[slight chuckle]
really nice house.
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Thank you.
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Everything's made really well.
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[Mike clears his throat]
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Are you redecorating?
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Maybe. Do you have music?
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You might want to
finish your drink.
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[buttons click]
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[Mike chuckles]
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[instrumental music plays
over speakers]
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[Mike swallows, exhales]
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So, I don't know if you
really know what you bought...
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but I'm gonna give it
to you anyway.
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And at any point I take you
past your comfort zone--
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I fucking slap you.
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You can slap me.
That's perfect.
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May I touch you?
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I guess.
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["Careful" by Lucky Daye
plays over speakers]
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[no other sounds audible]
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[speaking Spanish]
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[chuckles] Thanks.
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You don't know what I said.
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What are you talking about?
Yeah, I do.
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What did I say?
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You said I move like water.
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I didn't mean for you to
understand that.
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Well, maybe you should be
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a little more careful
what you say.
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Remember, I am from Florida.
[chuckles]
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[kisses]
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If I had known what this night
was going to be like...
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I would have gladly paid you
the 60 thousand.
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It wouldn't have
mattered anyway,
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I'm not gonna take your money.
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I'm not even gonna take
the six grand. [kisses]
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Who are you?
[slight chuckle]
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Um, I don't know.
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What do you mean?
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Come with me to London.
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What's in London?
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My life.
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Your life's in London?
I thought this was your house.
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This is a house,
but it's not the house.
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Max, I can't just
go to London.
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I got, like,
stuff here. I got--
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Like there's a whole mess.
I got a job.
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I can't just go to London.
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I'm gonna get you
a much better job in London.
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You're gonna get--
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No, well, I have a job
for you in mind.
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It's creative.
And all you have to do
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is come with me for a month
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and I will give you
your 60 thousand.
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Max, I can't just up and leave
my entire life here for you--
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Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
Listen. Listen.
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Not for a mon-- I can't.
Not for a whole month.
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You should come with me
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and then if it's out of your
comfort zone then you just--
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-I get to fucking slap you?
-You can fucking slap me.
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Let's go.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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[chuckles] I don't really
fuck with vegetables.
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How do you
have that body then?
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I don't know. Genetics.
Mom and Pops.
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How'd you get so rich?
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-Genetics, I guess.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah?
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No, Roger's family
is in media.
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Oh, that's cool.
Is that like TV and shit?
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It's more like
everything and shit.
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Right.
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So, um, I don't know.
What happened, with that?
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Marriage happened.
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[Mike] Mmm.
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Are you married?
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Am I married? Um, would it
be a problem if I was?
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No. This is
100 percent business.
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Right. You keep talking
about this "job."
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But you always leave out
what the actual job is.
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It's what you were meant
to be doing all along.
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Okay. I've made it
really clear though,
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00:16:55,194 --> 00:16:57,152
I'm not--
I don't dance anymore.
254
00:16:57,287 --> 00:17:00,861
Then I can claim that I got
Magic Mike's Last Dance.
255
00:17:00,996 --> 00:17:03,531
[chuckles]
256
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:06,027
So what else could you
possibly be paying me for?
257
00:17:08,566 --> 00:17:10,370
We are not having sex.
258
00:17:10,505 --> 00:17:12,209
Completely
out of the question.
259
00:17:13,711 --> 00:17:15,113
Why?
260
00:17:15,248 --> 00:17:17,115
You know, Mike,
I actually think you have...
261
00:17:19,011 --> 00:17:21,613
other talents. And this is
what I'm invested in.
262
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,913
Okay. But just, you know,
hear me out.
263
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:30,490
You've purchased me for
a month, um, let's just say...
264
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,960
you say, "Jump."
I say, "Which bed?"
265
00:17:33,096 --> 00:17:35,199
Look, last night was...
266
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:40,596
kind of magical.
It was amazing.
267
00:17:40,731 --> 00:17:44,307
So, let's not fuck that up.
268
00:17:46,073 --> 00:17:47,068
Okay?
269
00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:49,244
Okay.
270
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:52,073
Uh, and no.
I'm not, by the way.
271
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,176
What?
272
00:17:54,312 --> 00:17:55,516
Married.
273
00:17:59,258 --> 00:18:03,286
Okay. Are you
in a relationship?
274
00:18:03,421 --> 00:18:05,091
Mm-mm. No.
275
00:18:05,227 --> 00:18:06,461
Me and relationships
276
00:18:06,596 --> 00:18:08,496
don't have a tendency
to, uh, work out.
277
00:18:11,795 --> 00:18:13,432
Yeah, I can understand that.
278
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,501
-To freedom.
-To freedom.
279
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,006
[upbeat
instrumental music plays]
280
00:18:18,142 --> 00:18:20,178
[no other sounds audible]
281
00:19:01,487 --> 00:19:05,190
Now, sir, the brown hamper
is for dry cleaning
282
00:19:05,325 --> 00:19:07,849
and the beige hamper
is for regular laundry.
283
00:19:07,984 --> 00:19:10,523
Uh, I'm probably
not gonna have
284
00:19:10,658 --> 00:19:11,852
any dry cleaning and I,
by the way
285
00:19:11,988 --> 00:19:13,229
I can do my own clothes, man.
286
00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:14,595
Just show me
where the machines are.
287
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,762
Ms. Mendoza would
never allow that, sir.
288
00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:18,600
Aw, man, you can call me Mike.
It's all good.
289
00:19:18,735 --> 00:19:21,470
As you wish, sir. The loo
is through this door here.
290
00:19:22,337 --> 00:19:25,133
Uh, the toilet, sir.
291
00:19:25,268 --> 00:19:26,471
[slight chuckle] Right.
Do you have any idea
292
00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:28,044
what the fuck I'm doing here?
293
00:19:28,179 --> 00:19:30,673
Uh, regrettably... no, sir.
294
00:19:30,809 --> 00:19:31,940
Yeah, but you wouldn't tell me
295
00:19:32,076 --> 00:19:33,449
even if you did know,
would you?
296
00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:36,087
I would be lying
if I said I wasn't lying, sir.
297
00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:37,315
[chuckles] Right.
It's Mike, man.
298
00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:38,917
Just call me Mike.
299
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:42,355
Well, "Mike," Ms. Mendoza
does love a good surprise.
300
00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:45,296
I'll collect you at half past.
301
00:19:45,431 --> 00:19:47,892
Collect me at half past
for the surprise. Cool.
302
00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:52,864
[cell phone rings]
303
00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:56,065
[sighs] Shit.
304
00:20:00,712 --> 00:20:02,279
[Max] I never like
to give credit to Victor
305
00:20:02,414 --> 00:20:04,943
because he becomes
unbearable...
306
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,511
but I wouldn't own the place
that we're going to
307
00:20:07,647 --> 00:20:09,043
if he hadn't convinced me
308
00:20:09,178 --> 00:20:11,020
to fight for it
in the settlement.
309
00:20:11,155 --> 00:20:12,356
Her only other option
310
00:20:12,491 --> 00:20:15,483
was a sand and gravel pit
in High Wycombe.
311
00:20:15,618 --> 00:20:20,393
And the only value I saw in it
was that my mother-in-law...
312
00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:21,957
didn't want to give it away.
313
00:20:22,093 --> 00:20:25,402
But now,
I have found its purpose.
314
00:20:27,572 --> 00:20:30,231
What's my purpose there?
If we're going there.
315
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,177
Well...
316
00:20:33,313 --> 00:20:35,179
just pretend
that today is Christmas
317
00:20:35,315 --> 00:20:37,748
and you're about to open
your presents.
318
00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:39,247
[chuckles] Okay.
319
00:20:39,382 --> 00:20:42,045
As a matter of fact, Victor,
320
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,919
I think we should stop
at Liberty's first.
321
00:20:44,054 --> 00:20:45,054
Don't you think?
322
00:20:45,189 --> 00:20:46,816
I would let Harj know,
323
00:20:46,952 --> 00:20:48,352
so that he can
mentally prepare.
324
00:20:48,487 --> 00:20:49,855
Good idea.
325
00:20:50,787 --> 00:20:52,026
What's a Harj?
326
00:20:52,162 --> 00:20:53,155
[Max chuckles]
327
00:21:02,270 --> 00:21:03,668
Hello, Harj.
328
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,839
Good afternoon,
Madame Rattigan!
329
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,473
Don't you "madame" me
and it's Mendoza now.
330
00:21:09,608 --> 00:21:11,316
[speaking French]
331
00:21:11,451 --> 00:21:14,779
[in English] So where's
"the big tear-down"?
332
00:21:14,915 --> 00:21:17,382
[laughs] What--
This does not cost that.
333
00:21:17,518 --> 00:21:18,950
What is this in dollars?
334
00:21:19,086 --> 00:21:20,457
Do you like--
What, do you drop a zero or...
335
00:21:21,585 --> 00:21:22,650
So cute.
336
00:21:22,785 --> 00:21:23,790
[Harj sighs]
337
00:21:25,394 --> 00:21:27,332
[inaudible dialogue]
338
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,531
Do you know what Victor does?
339
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,167
[Mike] So you own this place?
340
00:21:33,302 --> 00:21:34,967
[Max] I do now.
341
00:21:35,102 --> 00:21:38,042
When this very same play
opened in 2004,
342
00:21:38,177 --> 00:21:39,975
the owner of the theater
343
00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:43,275
fell madly in love with this
horribly insecure actress.
344
00:21:43,411 --> 00:21:45,481
And so...
345
00:21:45,617 --> 00:21:48,076
here's where my love story
with Roger began
346
00:21:48,212 --> 00:21:50,179
and here is where
it's going to end.
347
00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:53,083
He must have loved
your performance.
348
00:21:54,389 --> 00:21:55,859
I had three lines.
349
00:21:55,994 --> 00:21:56,988
[Mike chuckles]
350
00:22:02,126 --> 00:22:05,067
Well, you certainly
look the part.
351
00:22:05,202 --> 00:22:08,165
So relax, have fun
352
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,835
and I promise there won't be
any more surprises,
353
00:22:10,971 --> 00:22:12,040
but you're gonna like
this one.
354
00:22:12,175 --> 00:22:13,141
You swear?
355
00:22:13,277 --> 00:22:14,371
[footsteps approaching]
356
00:22:14,506 --> 00:22:15,807
Deal.
357
00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:18,007
Miss Mendoza!
Right on time as usual.
358
00:22:18,143 --> 00:22:19,840
Stop it, Woody.
I'm half an hour late.
359
00:22:19,976 --> 00:22:21,611
As usual. Is this, uh--
360
00:22:21,747 --> 00:22:23,179
Yeah, Mike, meet Woody,
361
00:22:23,314 --> 00:22:25,050
the best stage manager
in all of London.
362
00:22:25,185 --> 00:22:27,722
Easy. I'm just here to serve
your vision, gov.
363
00:22:28,851 --> 00:22:30,556
My vision?
364
00:22:30,692 --> 00:22:34,432
Mm-hmm. Your vision. Let's go.
365
00:22:35,902 --> 00:22:37,259
Oh, fuck.
366
00:22:37,394 --> 00:22:38,561
[director and actors
talking indistinctly]
367
00:22:38,696 --> 00:22:39,800
Voilà.
368
00:22:40,565 --> 00:22:41,564
Wow.
369
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:42,902
Right on time.
370
00:22:49,545 --> 00:22:51,142
[Matthew] Listen, I-- Hugh,
371
00:22:51,278 --> 00:22:54,309
are we actually going again
because I'm not sure.
372
00:22:54,445 --> 00:22:55,748
But if you go back
to the start of the scene
373
00:22:55,883 --> 00:22:57,046
please just go
to the top of the scene
374
00:22:57,182 --> 00:22:58,388
and imbue it
with a little more--
375
00:22:58,524 --> 00:22:59,517
[Mike] So what's this
shit about?
376
00:22:59,652 --> 00:23:01,018
It's the same old
377
00:23:01,154 --> 00:23:03,122
will-she-marry-for-love
or-money bullshit.
378
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,054
Hmm.
379
00:23:05,189 --> 00:23:07,062
So, what does she pick?
Love or money?
380
00:23:07,197 --> 00:23:08,659
Who cares?
381
00:23:08,794 --> 00:23:10,666
The real question is:
382
00:23:10,801 --> 00:23:12,503
why does she feel like
she has to choose?
383
00:23:12,638 --> 00:23:13,970
[Matthew] I think
I've run out of words.
384
00:23:14,105 --> 00:23:15,371
Hell yeah.
385
00:23:15,507 --> 00:23:16,770
Well, this is your joint,
right?
386
00:23:16,906 --> 00:23:18,132
Why don't you just
give them that note?
387
00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:19,242
[Isabel Ascendant actor]
Show me,
388
00:23:19,377 --> 00:23:20,709
have you got the script or--
389
00:23:20,844 --> 00:23:21,743
[Matthew] Jessica,
do you have a script?
390
00:23:24,410 --> 00:23:25,609
[Isabel Ascendant director]
Oh, this is a jolly good
391
00:23:25,745 --> 00:23:26,813
waste of time, isn't it?
392
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,781
Bravo! [clapping]
Bravo, everybody.
393
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:31,289
Absolutely flawless,
thank you.
394
00:23:31,424 --> 00:23:32,951
Excuse me?
Who the fuck is talking?
395
00:23:33,086 --> 00:23:36,118
Oh. Maxandra.
My sincere apologies.
396
00:23:36,254 --> 00:23:38,129
I couldn't see you
in the light.
397
00:23:38,264 --> 00:23:40,157
Nice to see you again, uh...
398
00:23:41,266 --> 00:23:43,157
-Matthew.
-Right.
399
00:23:43,292 --> 00:23:45,632
-The director.
-Of course.
400
00:23:45,767 --> 00:23:47,337
To what
do we owe the pleasure?
401
00:23:47,472 --> 00:23:48,906
I'm here to make
an announcement.
402
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,602
Oh! Oh. Tell me.
403
00:23:51,738 --> 00:23:53,038
Well, if I only told you
404
00:23:53,173 --> 00:23:55,269
it wouldn't be
an announcement, would it?
405
00:23:55,405 --> 00:23:58,305
I suppose not.
Um, attention, everyone!
406
00:23:58,441 --> 00:24:00,613
Gang,
this is Maxandra Rattigan.
407
00:24:00,748 --> 00:24:02,111
The wife of our owner and--
408
00:24:02,247 --> 00:24:05,423
Actually,
it's Maxandra Mendoza
409
00:24:05,558 --> 00:24:07,954
and I'm the legal owner
of this theater.
410
00:24:10,497 --> 00:24:13,297
I am here
to give you all notice
411
00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:15,830
Isabel Ascendant is closed...
412
00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:18,299
effective immediately.
413
00:24:18,435 --> 00:24:19,535
On what fucking grounds?
414
00:24:19,670 --> 00:24:21,166
We are at capacity
every night!
415
00:24:21,301 --> 00:24:25,638
Relax. It's only a four-week
course correction.
416
00:24:25,773 --> 00:24:30,079
An evolution. A revelation!
417
00:24:30,214 --> 00:24:31,642
[slight chuckle]
418
00:24:31,778 --> 00:24:34,149
And no one is fired.
419
00:24:34,284 --> 00:24:35,547
[sighs] Christ.
420
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,522
Except for, um...
421
00:24:39,348 --> 00:24:41,751
-Matthew.
-Matthew. Yes.
422
00:24:41,887 --> 00:24:44,185
Matthew will be replaced
423
00:24:44,321 --> 00:24:46,892
by a brilliant
new choreographer
424
00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:50,159
that I recently
discovered in Miami.
425
00:24:50,295 --> 00:24:53,296
His artistry
made me feel, uh...
426
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:59,203
[slight chuckle] There are
no words. It's just...
427
00:25:00,078 --> 00:25:01,073
ecstasy.
428
00:25:02,007 --> 00:25:04,076
And in exactly one month,
429
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:08,410
I want every woman that
walks into this theater
430
00:25:08,546 --> 00:25:11,783
to feel the same kind
of ecstasy that I did.
431
00:25:11,918 --> 00:25:16,424
To transcend. To break free.
432
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,286
So, without further ado...
433
00:25:18,421 --> 00:25:22,223
I give you
the visionary artist...
434
00:25:22,358 --> 00:25:26,098
that inspired me
so profoundly
435
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:29,029
and that will take us
to the promised land.
436
00:25:29,165 --> 00:25:31,208
Ladies and gentlemen...
437
00:25:31,343 --> 00:25:33,743
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
438
00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:35,943
[applause]
439
00:25:43,088 --> 00:25:44,579
'Sup?
440
00:25:44,714 --> 00:25:48,459
[Max] The look on Roger's face
when he sees this!
441
00:25:48,595 --> 00:25:51,385
It's worth every pound,
every shilling.
442
00:25:51,521 --> 00:25:52,627
No. Yeah.
You could've given me
443
00:25:52,762 --> 00:25:54,256
just a little
heads-up before
444
00:25:54,392 --> 00:25:55,730
you threw me
to the wolves in there!
445
00:25:55,866 --> 00:25:57,091
You would've been
in your head,
446
00:25:57,227 --> 00:25:58,425
over-thinking everything.
447
00:25:58,561 --> 00:25:59,664
It was better
than not thinking
448
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,900
anything at all. Like--
449
00:26:01,036 --> 00:26:02,638
And what are you
so excited about?
450
00:26:02,774 --> 00:26:04,102
Like every single person
in there quit!
451
00:26:04,238 --> 00:26:07,101
We don't need actors,
we need dancers.
452
00:26:07,237 --> 00:26:09,140
Plus, by not firing them,
453
00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:11,614
we saved thousands
on labor-union fees.
454
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,849
-[Mike laughs]
-More money for you.
455
00:26:13,984 --> 00:26:17,444
Yeah, but-- Okay. I--
Look, no offense...
456
00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:18,918
but there's got to be
easier ways
457
00:26:19,054 --> 00:26:20,648
to get back
at your husband for...
458
00:26:20,784 --> 00:26:22,993
I don't know, whatever,
than putting on a strip show.
459
00:26:23,128 --> 00:26:26,794
Oh, I'm not a scorned woman,
and this is not a strip show.
460
00:26:26,930 --> 00:26:29,192
We are bringing
the tsunami to London!
461
00:26:29,328 --> 00:26:31,158
[chuckles] Okay.
All right. This--
462
00:26:31,293 --> 00:26:32,360
And I'm down for that.
463
00:26:32,496 --> 00:26:33,536
I just think that
you haven't--
464
00:26:33,671 --> 00:26:35,163
Can't you see?
People are numb,
465
00:26:35,298 --> 00:26:37,506
disconnected, desensitized.
466
00:26:37,641 --> 00:26:39,634
We're going to wake them up
467
00:26:39,769 --> 00:26:43,008
with a wave of passion
they've never felt before.
468
00:26:43,144 --> 00:26:45,778
Okay, I just--
There's one little thing
469
00:26:45,914 --> 00:26:47,312
that I think you're forgetting
470
00:26:47,448 --> 00:26:49,553
is that I don't know shit
about directing theater.
471
00:26:49,689 --> 00:26:51,386
-And that's why you have me!
-What?
472
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:53,153
It will be a historical,
473
00:26:53,289 --> 00:26:56,692
one-night collaboration
between the stage, and the...
474
00:26:56,827 --> 00:26:58,662
-The thongs?
-Eh, I don't know.
475
00:26:58,798 --> 00:27:00,726
-Exactly. That's what--
-Who the hell are you?
476
00:27:00,862 --> 00:27:02,158
I don't know. Who are you?
477
00:27:02,293 --> 00:27:04,633
Zadie,
what are you doing here?
478
00:27:04,768 --> 00:27:06,493
Um, this is my daughter,
Zadie.
479
00:27:06,629 --> 00:27:09,463
Oh, shit. Hi.
Nice to meet you!
480
00:27:09,599 --> 00:27:11,968
-We had a meeting, Maxandra.
-Yeah.
481
00:27:12,104 --> 00:27:14,611
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
482
00:27:14,747 --> 00:27:16,742
I completely
lost track of time.
483
00:27:16,878 --> 00:27:18,813
Completely. I'm so sorry.
484
00:27:18,949 --> 00:27:20,307
I can see that.
I'm more interested
485
00:27:20,443 --> 00:27:22,819
in why you lost track of time.
486
00:27:22,954 --> 00:27:25,988
Well, um, I've been
handling some business
487
00:27:26,123 --> 00:27:28,020
with the new director
of Isabel Ascendant.
488
00:27:28,156 --> 00:27:29,552
-[Mike] Mm-hmm.
-Michael Jeffrey Lane.
489
00:27:29,687 --> 00:27:32,395
Ah, yeah. That's not my name.
But-- It's just--
490
00:27:32,530 --> 00:27:33,663
But it's got gravitas.
491
00:27:33,798 --> 00:27:35,190
Yeah, it's just--
It's Mike Lane.
492
00:27:35,326 --> 00:27:36,390
But you do need a stage name.
493
00:27:36,525 --> 00:27:38,736
-Are you two hooking up?
-Zadie!
494
00:27:38,871 --> 00:27:40,332
Well, I-- What's funny
about that is, uh...
495
00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:42,504
your mom actually
is paying me to not hook up.
496
00:27:42,639 --> 00:27:45,334
We are not hooking up.
497
00:27:45,470 --> 00:27:48,040
But he will be
staying at the house
498
00:27:48,176 --> 00:27:50,114
just until he gets settled.
Okay?
499
00:27:50,249 --> 00:27:51,839
How convenient.
500
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,780
Tell me, Mike, what do you
plan to do with Act Three?
501
00:27:53,915 --> 00:27:56,746
Yeah, we're gonna have one.
502
00:27:56,881 --> 00:28:00,751
I was pl-- I was, uh, planning
on doing Act Three like a--
503
00:28:00,886 --> 00:28:02,254
Everybody knows
504
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,021
Isabel Ascendant
has a wildly outdated,
505
00:28:04,157 --> 00:28:05,085
painfully misogynistic climax.
506
00:28:05,221 --> 00:28:06,288
[Mike] Mm-hmm.
507
00:28:06,424 --> 00:28:08,464
Exactly.
And that's why our take
508
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,326
is going to be so exciting
509
00:28:10,462 --> 00:28:11,866
because they will be
expecting that
510
00:28:12,001 --> 00:28:13,694
and instead,
they're gonna see
511
00:28:13,829 --> 00:28:14,901
that a woman can have
whatever she wants,
512
00:28:15,037 --> 00:28:16,871
-whenever she wants it.
-Mm-hmm.
513
00:28:17,007 --> 00:28:19,107
Since when do you
believe that?
514
00:28:19,242 --> 00:28:21,143
Since Mike and I have
been exploring this theme.
515
00:28:21,279 --> 00:28:25,949
Yeah, your m-- Yeah, we've
been exploring those themes.
516
00:28:26,085 --> 00:28:29,017
You're in another one
of your phases, aren't you?
517
00:28:29,153 --> 00:28:32,588
Baby, don't you have some
schoolwork to do?
518
00:28:32,723 --> 00:28:34,990
Uh, what's the phases thing?
519
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:37,585
Every few years
she starts a big new project.
520
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,926
Sometimes it's a charity,
a documentary,
521
00:28:40,061 --> 00:28:41,766
-a new best friend.
-Right.
522
00:28:41,901 --> 00:28:44,067
Each time it's like
she's a new person.
523
00:28:44,203 --> 00:28:45,436
So what?
524
00:28:45,571 --> 00:28:47,429
Sue me for exploring myself
525
00:28:47,565 --> 00:28:50,435
and my contributions
to the world!
526
00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:52,641
But your contributions
never see the light of day.
527
00:28:52,777 --> 00:28:54,405
There's always some obstacle.
528
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:56,011
We call her
The Queen of the First Act.
529
00:28:56,146 --> 00:28:58,075
Our therapist,
whom she stood up to be here,
530
00:28:58,210 --> 00:28:59,775
says she tries on these new
531
00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:01,980
personas as a way from running
from the guilt about--
532
00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:03,587
I already said how sorry I am
533
00:29:03,722 --> 00:29:04,918
about missing
that appointment
534
00:29:05,054 --> 00:29:07,181
and I am going
to reschedule it.
535
00:29:07,316 --> 00:29:08,958
[speaking French]
536
00:29:14,895 --> 00:29:17,296
[speaking French]
537
00:29:19,031 --> 00:29:23,599
[speaking French]
538
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:27,909
[speaking French]
539
00:29:28,045 --> 00:29:30,111
Uh, you know,
pardon my French,
540
00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:32,842
but, uh, y'all are being
rude as fuck. [chuckles]
541
00:29:32,977 --> 00:29:33,977
Sorry.
542
00:29:34,112 --> 00:29:37,216
[speaking French]
543
00:29:37,352 --> 00:29:40,347
-Pleasure, Zadie.
-Zadie, wait, don't go.
544
00:29:40,483 --> 00:29:43,157
You want some cake? Baby.
545
00:29:47,465 --> 00:29:48,459
What's going on?
546
00:29:51,961 --> 00:29:55,839
[Roger] No, I didn't know
until you sent it.
547
00:29:55,975 --> 00:29:57,699
Well, technically,
she does have the right.
548
00:29:59,737 --> 00:30:02,704
I have no idea.
Maybe Zadie will tell me.
549
00:30:04,914 --> 00:30:06,477
Change the agreement how?
550
00:30:08,147 --> 00:30:09,885
Mother-- Mother, I think
551
00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:12,085
you should pursue this
on your own.
552
00:30:12,221 --> 00:30:13,887
I can't get dragged
into a fight.
553
00:30:14,023 --> 00:30:15,651
Not about this,
not right now.
554
00:30:16,362 --> 00:30:17,885
[Mike] Yo!
555
00:30:18,021 --> 00:30:21,188
[Tito] Holy shit! Naysayers,
we have proof of life!
556
00:30:21,323 --> 00:30:22,724
All right.
557
00:30:22,859 --> 00:30:25,498
What's up, man?
I know, look, I know. I-I--
558
00:30:25,634 --> 00:30:28,032
And I'm sorry, okay, I know
I've been ducking you all.
559
00:30:28,168 --> 00:30:29,938
Uh, I apologize. I just--
560
00:30:30,074 --> 00:30:32,170
It's a long story,
but I'm in London
561
00:30:32,305 --> 00:30:33,469
and I just want you guys
to know
562
00:30:33,605 --> 00:30:34,809
I'm gonna be able
to pay you back,
563
00:30:34,945 --> 00:30:36,413
I just need a few weeks. Okay?
564
00:30:36,548 --> 00:30:37,815
Oh, come on, man!
565
00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:39,512
How many times
do we have to tell you
566
00:30:39,647 --> 00:30:42,618
you don't need to pay us back!
It was an investment.
567
00:30:42,754 --> 00:30:44,019
I know. I know. But I'm--
568
00:30:44,154 --> 00:30:45,416
As many times
as you guys say that,
569
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:46,581
I'm not just gonna burn
my friends' money
570
00:30:46,716 --> 00:30:48,257
and not care. All right?
I don't--
571
00:30:48,393 --> 00:30:51,993
No. Money is water, Mike.
It flows in both directions.
572
00:30:52,128 --> 00:30:53,921
That's a good point,
but still.
573
00:30:54,056 --> 00:30:57,567
You-- Yeah, hold up.
You buried the lede here.
574
00:30:57,702 --> 00:31:00,037
Why are you in London?
575
00:31:00,172 --> 00:31:03,335
I don't know, short story
is that... [chuckles]
576
00:31:03,471 --> 00:31:07,238
I was bartending at, uh,
this charity event
577
00:31:07,374 --> 00:31:08,704
and then
at the end of the night
578
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,772
I ended up giving
this rich lady a lap dance
579
00:31:10,907 --> 00:31:12,548
and now I'm living
in her house in London
580
00:31:12,684 --> 00:31:14,050
and gonna put on a show
581
00:31:14,185 --> 00:31:16,453
at this famous theater
that she owns. So, yeah.
582
00:31:16,589 --> 00:31:18,681
Cool. Hey, sex work
583
00:31:18,816 --> 00:31:20,681
is nothing to be
embarrassed about, Mikey.
584
00:31:20,817 --> 00:31:22,922
Especially when
it's the live-in kind.
585
00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:25,388
Hey, look, thanks, Tarzan.
586
00:31:25,524 --> 00:31:26,621
Look, I basically
am just saying
587
00:31:26,756 --> 00:31:27,927
though I'm gonna
have your money...
588
00:31:28,063 --> 00:31:29,966
I don't exactly know, uh,
589
00:31:30,102 --> 00:31:32,528
what I said yes to
so I hope it works out.
590
00:31:32,664 --> 00:31:35,203
Mikey, Mikey,
this is great news.
591
00:31:35,338 --> 00:31:37,299
I was looking
at your chart last night...
592
00:31:37,435 --> 00:31:38,566
you know you're in a once-
593
00:31:38,702 --> 00:31:41,739
in-33-year Jupiter cycle,
right?
594
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:45,940
I-- No, I didn't, but that
explains a lot I guess. Yeah.
595
00:31:46,075 --> 00:31:48,915
Yeah, it does, so whatever
existential confusion
596
00:31:49,051 --> 00:31:50,047
you're feeling right now,
597
00:31:50,183 --> 00:31:51,782
it's an initiation.
598
00:31:51,918 --> 00:31:55,091
It's wiping the slate clean
for you to self-actualize.
599
00:31:55,226 --> 00:31:58,687
Uh, I'm just trying
to survive to be honest.
600
00:31:58,822 --> 00:32:01,360
Surviving?
Bro, you are a gig worker.
601
00:32:01,496 --> 00:32:03,727
Magic Mike's coming back
to the main stage.
602
00:32:03,862 --> 00:32:05,568
I-- But that's the thing
I'm not even dancing though.
603
00:32:05,704 --> 00:32:06,903
I'm putting on the show.
604
00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:08,896
I guess I'm directing
or whatever.
605
00:32:09,031 --> 00:32:10,903
I mean, it's--
I'm only here for a month,
606
00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:12,537
it's for one show only,
607
00:32:12,672 --> 00:32:15,210
to basically get back
at her ex or something.
608
00:32:15,346 --> 00:32:17,606
I don't know. It's totally
bonkers over here.
609
00:32:17,742 --> 00:32:19,808
Who gives a shit, man?
She's rich.
610
00:32:19,944 --> 00:32:24,349
Trust me. Do not leave
that situation. Okay?
611
00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:26,514
Look at me,
I'm basically a freaking
612
00:32:26,649 --> 00:32:28,521
glorified dog walker. Okay?
613
00:32:28,656 --> 00:32:31,220
You just need to make sure
she doesn't wake up,
614
00:32:31,356 --> 00:32:32,662
and all of a sudden
615
00:32:32,798 --> 00:32:34,296
want you out of the house,
616
00:32:34,431 --> 00:32:37,868
which I have tips on
by the way if you want them.
617
00:32:38,004 --> 00:32:40,429
Okay. I-I--
We don't have dogs here
618
00:32:40,564 --> 00:32:42,029
so maybe that's a good idea.
619
00:32:42,164 --> 00:32:45,707
I feel it. I feel it
in my solar plexus, brother.
620
00:32:45,843 --> 00:32:48,009
This is your dharma.
621
00:32:48,145 --> 00:32:50,372
-Just stay in the flow.
-Victor?
622
00:32:50,508 --> 00:32:52,006
What are you doing there?
623
00:32:52,141 --> 00:32:54,650
Oh, you know, waiting
for passing fucking trade.
624
00:32:54,786 --> 00:32:56,986
He's on a private call.
625
00:32:57,122 --> 00:32:59,150
Since when has that
stopped you?
626
00:32:59,286 --> 00:33:00,853
Oh, boys, I miss you.
627
00:33:00,988 --> 00:33:02,153
[Mike chuckles]
628
00:33:02,289 --> 00:33:03,889
-Are you decent?
-Yep.
629
00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,058
Is that her?
630
00:33:05,194 --> 00:33:06,624
Are we interrupting something?
631
00:33:06,759 --> 00:33:09,559
No, I was just, uh,
looking for some ideas.
632
00:33:09,695 --> 00:33:12,694
Oh, I've been
"scouting" myself.
633
00:33:12,830 --> 00:33:15,329
And come take a look at
what I found.
634
00:33:15,464 --> 00:33:16,932
[Mike chuckles]
635
00:33:17,067 --> 00:33:17,903
["The Journey" by Jack Rayner
plays on computer]
636
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,043
Look at that.
637
00:33:26,477 --> 00:33:28,045
Isn't he magnificent?
638
00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,185
[Mike] Hmm.
639
00:33:31,356 --> 00:33:34,382
He has such an innate
elegance and intelligence
640
00:33:34,518 --> 00:33:36,253
to the way he moves.
641
00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,687
And then at the same time
642
00:33:37,823 --> 00:33:40,488
there's this savage thing,
you know...
643
00:33:40,623 --> 00:33:43,490
like a primal animal.
644
00:33:43,626 --> 00:33:46,961
[sighs] Just incredible.
645
00:33:47,096 --> 00:33:49,202
I think this is what we need
for the show.
646
00:33:49,337 --> 00:33:51,570
Trained dancers,
not strippers.
647
00:33:52,869 --> 00:33:55,535
Yeah, but, I mean,
as the director,
648
00:33:55,671 --> 00:33:57,939
I-I-I promise you...
649
00:33:58,074 --> 00:34:00,007
I know exactly what
we're looking for. Yeah.
650
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,818
I love the way
you just did that.
651
00:34:04,953 --> 00:34:05,919
[chuckles] What?
652
00:34:06,054 --> 00:34:07,355
"As the director."
653
00:34:08,988 --> 00:34:11,954
You're really owning
that place. You know?
654
00:34:12,089 --> 00:34:14,364
[slight chuckle]
It comes to you so naturally.
655
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,857
Mm-hmm.
656
00:34:15,993 --> 00:34:18,765
I can tell that you already
have a vision.
657
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:22,636
And I'm sure that you agree
that this would be fantastic.
658
00:34:22,772 --> 00:34:24,768
-[Mike] Yeah, he's great.
-For the show, I mean.
659
00:34:24,904 --> 00:34:26,107
[Mike] Yeah. Yeah, really.
I mean, he's--
660
00:34:26,242 --> 00:34:28,504
[Max] Antonio is what we need.
661
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:30,244
Uh, he's great. Like I said,
662
00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:32,916
he's just--
But he's also in Italy.
663
00:34:33,051 --> 00:34:35,284
-Roma.
-Roma, see, I can't--
664
00:34:35,419 --> 00:34:37,319
I don't have time
to go find him in Roma
665
00:34:37,454 --> 00:34:38,815
and then bring him
all the way back here.
666
00:34:38,950 --> 00:34:40,783
Oh, no. That would be
out of the question.
667
00:34:40,919 --> 00:34:43,424
But that's why you have
a genius producer!
668
00:34:45,062 --> 00:34:46,722
He's arriving on Thursday.
669
00:34:46,858 --> 00:34:49,628
If you approve.
Creatively, I mean.
670
00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:57,004
Yeah, look, if you want him,
um, sure. I-I-I approve.
671
00:34:57,139 --> 00:34:58,102
Creatively, of course.
672
00:34:58,237 --> 00:34:59,770
I'm so excited!
673
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,339
Are you excited?
674
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,006
Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I am.
675
00:35:06,115 --> 00:35:07,448
You don't sound excited.
676
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,415
I'm very, very, very excited.
I promise.
677
00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:10,821
Oh, man, me,
I don't even think
678
00:35:10,956 --> 00:35:12,519
I am gonna be able to sleep.
679
00:35:13,152 --> 00:35:14,158
No?
680
00:35:21,194 --> 00:35:22,298
Good night.
681
00:35:25,298 --> 00:35:26,536
Sweet dreams.
682
00:35:26,671 --> 00:35:27,666
Okay.
683
00:35:29,374 --> 00:35:31,672
Wait, wait,
where are you going? Hey.
684
00:35:31,808 --> 00:35:33,836
To bed?
685
00:35:33,971 --> 00:35:35,872
We got like 10
other dancers to find.
686
00:35:36,007 --> 00:35:39,546
And that's why we have Renata.
Good night.
687
00:35:44,656 --> 00:35:47,551
[sighs]
688
00:35:47,686 --> 00:35:48,950
[Renata] Per your instructions
689
00:35:49,085 --> 00:35:52,260
I've assembled
the top-tier of talent
690
00:35:52,396 --> 00:35:54,922
across multiple
movement disciplines.
691
00:35:55,058 --> 00:35:58,729
And they're all
very eager to please...
692
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:02,566
and quite athletic,
as you requested.
693
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:05,572
Excellent work
as usual, Renata.
694
00:36:06,605 --> 00:36:10,407
["Spoiler" by Baloji plays]
695
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,744
[no other sounds audible]
696
00:39:19,898 --> 00:39:21,196
[Zadie] She couldn't explain
697
00:39:21,331 --> 00:39:22,769
the full extent
of her feelings...
698
00:39:22,904 --> 00:39:24,207
but Max knew
that she had crossed
699
00:39:24,342 --> 00:39:26,241
some kind of strange Rubicon.
700
00:39:26,377 --> 00:39:27,608
She was desperate to know
701
00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:29,439
more about
why she felt this way,
702
00:39:29,574 --> 00:39:33,715
so she purchased a litany of
books on the history of dance.
703
00:39:33,850 --> 00:39:37,047
For Mike, The Rattigan
had no symbolic weight,
704
00:39:37,183 --> 00:39:39,980
it was simply
where he had to work.
705
00:39:40,115 --> 00:39:41,957
And he reminded himself,
706
00:39:42,092 --> 00:39:45,288
in order to finish something,
you have to make a start.
707
00:39:45,423 --> 00:39:48,928
For Maxandra, The Rattigan
had been transformed.
708
00:39:49,063 --> 00:39:51,927
It went from existing
only in the past
709
00:39:52,062 --> 00:39:54,030
to being a source of renewal.
710
00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:56,472
-[Max] Hello, hello, hello.
-Hey! Hey!
711
00:39:56,608 --> 00:39:59,470
Are you ready to transform
theater forever?
712
00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:00,603
[yells of agreement]
713
00:40:00,739 --> 00:40:01,841
-Whoo!
-Yeah.
714
00:40:04,913 --> 00:40:06,444
[Mike] All right.
Calm down, calm down.
715
00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:08,079
We ain't done shit yet.
716
00:40:08,214 --> 00:40:10,614
All right, you guys have
all the talent in the world.
717
00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:12,080
Ain't no questioning that.
718
00:40:12,216 --> 00:40:13,620
Each and every
single person here
719
00:40:13,756 --> 00:40:14,982
was hand selected
because they bring
720
00:40:15,118 --> 00:40:16,282
something unique to the table
721
00:40:16,418 --> 00:40:17,417
that we ain't
never seen before.
722
00:40:18,227 --> 00:40:19,591
All right?
723
00:40:19,727 --> 00:40:21,394
But I have a question for you.
724
00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:22,894
Who here, by show of hands
725
00:40:23,030 --> 00:40:24,398
has stood in front
of a thousand women
726
00:40:24,534 --> 00:40:25,634
and had to get butt-ass naked?
727
00:40:30,106 --> 00:40:31,702
Exactly.
728
00:40:31,838 --> 00:40:33,203
You want to find out how fast
729
00:40:33,338 --> 00:40:35,507
a group of sweet,
nurturing moms can make you
730
00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:37,372
just go running, cowering
731
00:40:37,507 --> 00:40:39,479
into a dark corner,
wishing you were never born?
732
00:40:39,614 --> 00:40:41,109
I promise you it can happen.
733
00:40:41,245 --> 00:40:42,516
I've seen it.
And it can happen
734
00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:43,982
[snaps fingers]
just like that.
735
00:40:45,781 --> 00:40:47,981
Now I can't believe I'm about
to say these words out loud,
736
00:40:48,116 --> 00:40:49,288
but we got one month.
737
00:40:49,423 --> 00:40:50,688
[Max] Oh, yeah.
738
00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:52,758
We got one month to turn y'all
739
00:40:52,894 --> 00:40:54,190
into the greatest
group of strippers
740
00:40:54,325 --> 00:40:57,164
that has ever been assembled
on planet Earth.
741
00:40:57,299 --> 00:40:58,700
And to do that,
742
00:40:58,836 --> 00:41:00,163
you boys got to be ready
to get your hands dirty
743
00:41:00,298 --> 00:41:02,136
your noses wet, and them
nuts chafed as shit.
744
00:41:02,272 --> 00:41:03,573
[all chuckle]
745
00:41:03,708 --> 00:41:06,336
And look, if,
if we do our jobs right...
746
00:41:06,472 --> 00:41:09,035
you're gonna have a whole
other problem on your hands.
747
00:41:09,171 --> 00:41:10,712
You're gonna have to learn
748
00:41:10,847 --> 00:41:13,049
to protect yourself
in a zombie apocalypse
749
00:41:13,185 --> 00:41:14,683
of repressed desire.
750
00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:16,648
Any questions?
751
00:41:16,783 --> 00:41:17,785
[Hannah] I have a question.
752
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,283
Can you, you know,
fuck a zombie to death?
753
00:41:22,419 --> 00:41:24,125
Or is it still a kill shot
to the head?
754
00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:25,362
[Mike chuckles]
755
00:41:25,497 --> 00:41:27,321
Excuse me,
what are you doing here?
756
00:41:27,457 --> 00:41:29,795
I mean, you didn't
technically fire me,
757
00:41:29,931 --> 00:41:35,066
so I'm still drawing out
that salary.
758
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:38,735
Oh, I'm sorry. I should
have been more clear.
759
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:40,037
You're still getting paid,
760
00:41:40,172 --> 00:41:42,106
but we no longer
need your services.
761
00:41:44,146 --> 00:41:45,771
I shouldn't have gotten
my hopes up. [slight chuckle]
762
00:41:45,907 --> 00:41:49,718
I was just really inspired
by our new director's vision.
763
00:41:50,949 --> 00:41:52,715
What-- Um, what did I say?
764
00:41:52,851 --> 00:41:54,480
He didn't say anything.
765
00:41:54,616 --> 00:41:57,759
It's not what you said.
It's who you are.
766
00:41:59,521 --> 00:42:01,026
Do you have any idea
of how long
767
00:42:01,162 --> 00:42:03,090
I've been dreaming
of someone to walk through
768
00:42:03,226 --> 00:42:05,526
that door with a flame thrower
769
00:42:05,661 --> 00:42:09,032
and burn this whole
fucking shit to the ground?
770
00:42:09,168 --> 00:42:11,371
I can't stand
playing Lady Isabel.
771
00:42:11,507 --> 00:42:13,206
For the last six months,
772
00:42:13,341 --> 00:42:17,075
I've wanted to choke the life
out of that entitled prude.
773
00:42:17,210 --> 00:42:20,182
I mean, get a grip, woman.
Jesus Christ.
774
00:42:20,317 --> 00:42:22,044
Like you're rich,
775
00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:23,749
send a fucking
carriage to town,
776
00:42:23,884 --> 00:42:25,919
buy up
every able-bodied man...
777
00:42:26,054 --> 00:42:28,348
soldier, sailor
instead of wasting your time
778
00:42:28,484 --> 00:42:29,955
worrying about
which boring old sod
779
00:42:30,091 --> 00:42:31,391
you're going
to sign your life away to
780
00:42:31,526 --> 00:42:32,759
and have a lovely
781
00:42:32,895 --> 00:42:36,556
half-decent shag
with every last one! I--
782
00:42:42,238 --> 00:42:46,302
But it's a really good job,
it's so stable, and, um...
783
00:42:47,579 --> 00:42:49,641
so usually
I don't say all of that.
784
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,877
Well, that was poetic.
785
00:42:52,013 --> 00:42:54,309
You're definitely
our audience.
786
00:42:54,444 --> 00:42:56,250
Woody, make sure
she gets an invitation.
787
00:42:56,385 --> 00:42:58,948
Hey, we're still calling this
Isabel Ascendant , right?
788
00:42:59,084 --> 00:43:00,249
Yeah, but that's just a trick
789
00:43:00,384 --> 00:43:01,623
to get the audience
into the theater
790
00:43:01,759 --> 00:43:02,721
so then we can give them
something else.
791
00:43:02,857 --> 00:43:04,288
Right, but if, what if we use
792
00:43:04,423 --> 00:43:06,422
the actual old opening
to Isabel Ascendant?
793
00:43:06,558 --> 00:43:08,923
I mean, it could be a really
big surprise actually.
794
00:43:09,059 --> 00:43:10,497
And if I'm honest...
795
00:43:10,633 --> 00:43:11,930
if you want to make a show
796
00:43:12,066 --> 00:43:13,461
about women
getting what they want,
797
00:43:13,596 --> 00:43:14,834
wouldn't it be
a little fucking chauvinistic
798
00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:16,132
to not have
a female lead in it?
799
00:43:16,268 --> 00:43:17,203
Are you calling me
chauvinistic?
800
00:43:17,339 --> 00:43:18,474
No.
801
00:43:18,609 --> 00:43:19,772
Because
I'm the feminist here.
802
00:43:19,907 --> 00:43:20,838
-Right.
-I'm the flame-thrower.
803
00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:22,778
This whole thing was my idea.
804
00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:25,974
You heard her.
She's the flame-thrower.
805
00:43:26,110 --> 00:43:28,077
Uh, you're hired as Isabel
806
00:43:28,212 --> 00:43:29,409
because you were
already hired.
807
00:43:29,545 --> 00:43:30,483
[squeals] Oh.
Go-- I am thrilled!
808
00:43:30,619 --> 00:43:32,018
Thank you both so much.
809
00:43:34,217 --> 00:43:37,285
Will you be dancing in it?
810
00:43:37,421 --> 00:43:40,393
Uh, no. Just, uh, directing.
Right?
811
00:43:40,528 --> 00:43:43,700
Aw, shame.
812
00:43:43,835 --> 00:43:47,900
Well now that we have
a leading lady again
813
00:43:48,036 --> 00:43:49,837
maybe the director
should walk us
814
00:43:49,972 --> 00:43:52,875
through the beats
of the first act.
815
00:43:53,010 --> 00:43:56,541
[clears throat] Yep.
Uh, first act, coming up.
816
00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:58,277
Enter Jackson,
817
00:43:58,412 --> 00:44:00,378
the low-class but sexy friend
of the husband. Line?
818
00:44:00,514 --> 00:44:02,483
Harold said you didn't want
to go to Calais this year.
819
00:44:02,618 --> 00:44:03,850
Is that still settled?
820
00:44:03,986 --> 00:44:05,778
-I'm sick to death of Calais.
-Theo?
821
00:44:05,914 --> 00:44:07,948
I won't hear of it.
You're going and that's that.
822
00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:09,650
Perfect. Hit it.
823
00:44:09,785 --> 00:44:10,885
["Ferrari" by Jack Rayner
plays over speakers]
824
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:11,988
[Hannah giggles]
825
00:44:12,123 --> 00:44:14,257
Oh, come on. No. No. No, no.
826
00:44:14,393 --> 00:44:15,730
Come on, Mike. Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
827
00:44:15,866 --> 00:44:17,496
Hey. All right,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
828
00:44:17,631 --> 00:44:19,198
Stop. What's up?
829
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:21,568
They can't just start dancing
on her out of nowhere.
830
00:44:21,704 --> 00:44:24,299
I mean, I'm down as fuck.
831
00:44:24,435 --> 00:44:25,570
Okay. Uh,
isn't that the point?
832
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:26,673
No, no, no.
833
00:44:26,809 --> 00:44:28,336
You cannot interrupt the plot.
834
00:44:28,472 --> 00:44:30,072
If you want
a strong female lead
835
00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:31,537
she has to have an objective.
836
00:44:31,673 --> 00:44:33,179
At least we should know
what she wants.
837
00:44:33,314 --> 00:44:35,818
Okay. [sighs] What do you
think she wants then?
838
00:44:35,954 --> 00:44:39,784
I don't know. I know she
doesn't want this life.
839
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,455
So she wants to run away?
840
00:44:41,590 --> 00:44:43,549
She can't do that.
841
00:44:43,685 --> 00:44:46,126
Why?
She's a free person, right?
842
00:44:46,261 --> 00:44:49,532
She has a family.
There would be consequences.
843
00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,192
Right.
So it's about the money.
844
00:44:51,327 --> 00:44:52,735
Oh, that's the least of it.
845
00:44:52,871 --> 00:44:54,937
She would lose her friends,
opportunities.
846
00:44:55,073 --> 00:44:58,701
Her identity. Her whole world
would be torn apart.
847
00:44:58,837 --> 00:45:01,107
I don't know. It sounds to me
that she just needs to let go.
848
00:45:01,242 --> 00:45:03,406
-And some good dick!
-Maybe that as well.
849
00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:07,278
This show is not about
getting dick. Only.
850
00:45:08,577 --> 00:45:10,347
She needs to solve
her dilemma.
851
00:45:10,482 --> 00:45:12,780
It's not like some
magic unicorn is gonna
852
00:45:12,916 --> 00:45:15,484
come down and make all her
wildest fantasies come true.
853
00:45:17,054 --> 00:45:18,795
Uh, what was that?
854
00:45:22,523 --> 00:45:24,493
Could be not the worst idea.
855
00:45:26,337 --> 00:45:27,769
Oh, no way.
856
00:45:27,905 --> 00:45:30,905
Hear me out.
Just-- What about--
857
00:45:31,041 --> 00:45:33,468
Where the fuck am I
gonna get a horse?
858
00:45:33,604 --> 00:45:35,304
What about a caballito?
Like a tiny one.
859
00:45:35,439 --> 00:45:36,803
I don't have caballito budget.
860
00:45:36,939 --> 00:45:38,647
Wait. What-- How-- Okay,
what if you don't see it?
861
00:45:38,783 --> 00:45:39,783
What if you don't
see the horse?
862
00:45:42,619 --> 00:45:44,249
No, that's not right.
863
00:45:46,488 --> 00:45:47,456
No.
864
00:45:47,592 --> 00:45:49,618
[Victor clears his throat]
865
00:45:49,753 --> 00:45:51,484
[sighs] How long have you
been standing there?
866
00:45:51,619 --> 00:45:54,655
-Long enough. May I?
-Yes.
867
00:45:59,428 --> 00:46:00,593
So you've worked with Max
868
00:46:00,729 --> 00:46:02,668
and this Roger dude
a long time?
869
00:46:02,804 --> 00:46:05,005
All 18 wonderful years.
870
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,774
Wow. So you must know
these friends
871
00:46:06,910 --> 00:46:08,003
that we're going
to see tonight.
872
00:46:08,139 --> 00:46:09,571
What are they like?
873
00:46:09,707 --> 00:46:12,244
Hmm. They like things
to stay the same, sir.
874
00:46:13,648 --> 00:46:15,644
All right.
875
00:46:15,779 --> 00:46:18,118
How do I look? And don't
give me any bullshit answer.
876
00:46:19,656 --> 00:46:21,220
You know something...
877
00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:24,487
they'd just laugh at you
in a tie.
878
00:46:29,732 --> 00:46:31,868
[footsteps approaching]
879
00:46:33,338 --> 00:46:35,097
Holy shit.
880
00:46:35,233 --> 00:46:38,431
-What?
-You! That suit.
881
00:46:38,567 --> 00:46:40,701
You look incredibly expensive.
882
00:46:41,743 --> 00:46:43,704
You have no idea.
883
00:46:52,453 --> 00:46:54,518
[Zadie] One of the most
primal feelings
884
00:46:54,653 --> 00:46:57,850
human beings experience
is the desire to belong
885
00:46:57,985 --> 00:46:59,958
to feel connected
to other beings,
886
00:47:00,094 --> 00:47:01,962
and to be part of a tribe.
887
00:47:02,098 --> 00:47:04,033
In fact,
brain scans have shown
888
00:47:04,168 --> 00:47:06,531
that social rejection
creates virtually
889
00:47:06,666 --> 00:47:09,033
identical brain activity
as physical assault.
890
00:47:09,168 --> 00:47:10,898
Mike didn't know that...
891
00:47:11,033 --> 00:47:13,009
but he knew dancing could
bring people together.
892
00:47:13,144 --> 00:47:16,010
Even if some of those
people are snobs.
893
00:47:16,146 --> 00:47:18,442
And he knew
that Victor was right,
894
00:47:18,578 --> 00:47:20,213
they would have laughed
at him in a tie.
895
00:47:26,181 --> 00:47:28,214
[Bill] And he says, "Now
that's how you wave a towel!"
896
00:47:28,350 --> 00:47:29,790
[group laughs]
897
00:47:29,926 --> 00:47:31,522
[jazz music plays on speakers]
898
00:47:31,657 --> 00:47:34,095
[Alice] Anyways, so, give us
the latest gossip, Max.
899
00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:37,262
-Yeah, go on.
-And don't hold back a lick.
900
00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:39,425
You know
I don't hold back my licks.
901
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,530
-[group laughs]
-True.
902
00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:43,430
But there's nothing for me
to tell you.
903
00:47:43,566 --> 00:47:45,041
You already know everything...
904
00:47:45,176 --> 00:47:48,371
since you double agents
are all talking to Roger.
905
00:47:48,507 --> 00:47:49,602
-Oh, come on.
-That's not true.
906
00:47:49,738 --> 00:47:51,270
-That's not true.
-I'm offended.
907
00:47:51,406 --> 00:47:52,939
Last I heard,
908
00:47:53,075 --> 00:47:55,141
he had at least broken it off
with the girl. So...
909
00:47:55,276 --> 00:47:58,381
And so, she should just run
back to him then, should she?
910
00:47:58,517 --> 00:48:00,287
No, that's not
what I'm implying.
911
00:48:00,422 --> 00:48:02,022
I'm just-- You know,
it's something, isn't it?
912
00:48:02,158 --> 00:48:04,384
-It takes time, Bill.
-Of course.
913
00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:05,893
Or have you forgotten?
914
00:48:06,028 --> 00:48:07,757
Ooh, hello.
[slight chuckle]
915
00:48:07,893 --> 00:48:11,231
Thank you for your concern,
but you must know that...
916
00:48:12,697 --> 00:48:15,265
I'm the happiest
I've ever been in my life.
917
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,638
Oh, that's really good
to hear.
918
00:48:16,773 --> 00:48:17,836
[Phoebe] Oh, rubbish.
919
00:48:17,972 --> 00:48:19,602
[Robert laughs] Phoebe!
920
00:48:19,737 --> 00:48:22,743
He can do whatever he wants,
and so can I.
921
00:48:22,879 --> 00:48:24,443
-Yeah.
-How modern.
922
00:48:24,579 --> 00:48:26,472
But what does that actually
mean for the divorce?
923
00:48:26,608 --> 00:48:28,017
The divorce. The divorce.
924
00:48:28,152 --> 00:48:30,482
Don't you have something else
to talk about?
925
00:48:30,617 --> 00:48:33,284
I mean, besides, uh,
Bill jokes. Let's have fun.
926
00:48:33,420 --> 00:48:34,915
Mike, why don't you
tell them--
927
00:48:35,050 --> 00:48:36,654
-I was just telling--
-Wait, no, listen to this.
928
00:48:36,790 --> 00:48:39,056
You have to hear his vision
for Isabel Ascendant.
929
00:48:39,192 --> 00:48:40,320
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yes.
930
00:48:40,456 --> 00:48:42,394
Uh, yeah. Well, I mean,
931
00:48:42,529 --> 00:48:44,425
as we were talking about
we think it's, uh...
932
00:48:44,561 --> 00:48:45,933
it's very important to honor,
933
00:48:46,068 --> 00:48:48,464
uh, the original
source material.
934
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,136
Yeah,
but to do that properly--
935
00:48:50,272 --> 00:48:54,267
And say no more.
It has to be a surprise.
936
00:48:54,403 --> 00:48:55,770
-Right.
-Okay.
937
00:48:55,905 --> 00:48:57,139
[Phoebe] It's so smart
to revive a classic.
938
00:48:57,275 --> 00:48:58,274
[Robert] Absolutely.
939
00:48:58,409 --> 00:48:59,541
That is very hot right now.
940
00:48:59,677 --> 00:49:01,150
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, I don't know
941
00:49:01,285 --> 00:49:02,980
if I would exactly call it
a classic revival...
942
00:49:03,116 --> 00:49:04,648
uh, Phoebe, but I--
943
00:49:04,784 --> 00:49:06,351
You know, the way that I think
we were looking at it is
944
00:49:06,487 --> 00:49:07,523
that it really needed to be
stripped down,
945
00:49:07,659 --> 00:49:08,647
oiled, and spanked.
946
00:49:08,783 --> 00:49:11,018
[Max chuckles, speaks Spanish]
947
00:49:11,154 --> 00:49:14,160
No. No.
948
00:49:14,296 --> 00:49:16,431
[in English]
He loves metaphors.
949
00:49:16,566 --> 00:49:19,034
So Mike, is there a vibrant
theatrical community in Miami?
950
00:49:19,169 --> 00:49:20,298
Yeah, for the right amount
of dollars
951
00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:21,330
I think you can have
as vibrant
952
00:49:21,465 --> 00:49:22,471
of a time as you would like.
953
00:49:22,607 --> 00:49:24,173
[group laughs]
954
00:49:24,308 --> 00:49:26,406
I imagine you've done a lot
of work with Art Basel.
955
00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:28,506
No, no. I don't-- Who's that?
I don't know him.
956
00:49:31,210 --> 00:49:32,706
[Max and group laugh]
957
00:49:32,842 --> 00:49:34,548
-Come on, guys.
-[Bill] Oh, my God.
958
00:49:34,683 --> 00:49:37,944
Of course, I know Art Basel.
It's the most famous art fair.
959
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:40,221
It happens in my city
every single year.
960
00:49:40,356 --> 00:49:42,851
-Wow. Your face just now...
-[group laughs]
961
00:49:42,986 --> 00:49:44,988
Well, I mean, if the show's
anything like him,
962
00:49:45,123 --> 00:49:46,524
count me in.
963
00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:48,396
You better talk to him
while you can because
964
00:49:48,531 --> 00:49:52,400
he's about to get super famous
and super unavailable.
965
00:49:52,536 --> 00:49:53,861
Wow.
966
00:49:53,996 --> 00:49:54,833
Well, that's quite
a build-up. [chuckles]
967
00:49:54,969 --> 00:49:56,103
That's a deal.
968
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:57,869
I don't know about all that,
but yes.
969
00:49:58,005 --> 00:49:59,172
[Bill laughs]
970
00:49:59,308 --> 00:50:01,601
She is looking unusually
radiant tonight.
971
00:50:01,737 --> 00:50:02,945
[group makes agreement noises]
972
00:50:03,081 --> 00:50:04,741
Yeah, I guess, um...
I don't know.
973
00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:08,049
It must be good for the soul,
the whole divorce.
974
00:50:08,185 --> 00:50:11,312
-[chuckles] Divorce.
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
975
00:50:11,447 --> 00:50:12,647
Yeah, I'm-- What?
976
00:50:12,783 --> 00:50:14,154
Do you guys
have a different word
977
00:50:14,289 --> 00:50:15,586
for the ending
of a marriage here?
978
00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:18,183
Uh, yeah. When it's untrue.
Yeah. [chuckles]
979
00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:20,055
I mean, yes, they have an
agreement at the moment.
980
00:50:20,190 --> 00:50:21,425
Yeah.
981
00:50:21,561 --> 00:50:23,626
But, I mean,
that family pre-nup
982
00:50:23,762 --> 00:50:25,095
is going to take a decade
to litigate.
983
00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:26,463
[Robert] Exactly.
984
00:50:26,599 --> 00:50:27,561
Plus she knows
that at the end of it
985
00:50:27,697 --> 00:50:28,727
she'll get absolutely nothing.
986
00:50:28,863 --> 00:50:30,303
-Which she'll hate.
-Yeah.
987
00:50:30,439 --> 00:50:31,697
What she needs is to be
able to stay with him,
988
00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:34,405
but not actually be with him.
989
00:50:34,541 --> 00:50:35,975
That would be
the golden ticket.
990
00:50:36,111 --> 00:50:37,441
I wish you had gotten up,
991
00:50:37,577 --> 00:50:39,572
and really taken
your clothes off.
992
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:40,873
Okay, let's go back there.
993
00:50:41,008 --> 00:50:42,282
I'll take my clothes off
right now.
994
00:50:42,418 --> 00:50:43,413
I would have loved
to see their faces.
995
00:50:43,548 --> 00:50:44,921
-Yeah.
-They are so fake.
996
00:50:45,056 --> 00:50:46,718
They are the fakest people
I know.
997
00:50:46,854 --> 00:50:50,522
I think the only person that
is real in my life is Zadie.
998
00:50:50,657 --> 00:50:52,192
She's about as real
as it gets at times.
999
00:50:52,328 --> 00:50:54,053
Yes. She'll tell you
what she thinks.
1000
00:50:55,426 --> 00:50:56,990
What about you, Mike?
1001
00:50:58,769 --> 00:51:00,469
Are you real?
1002
00:51:00,604 --> 00:51:03,139
What do you mean, am I real?
Am I-- Do you think I'm real?
1003
00:51:04,302 --> 00:51:05,306
I don't know.
1004
00:51:07,071 --> 00:51:11,070
You know, sometimes
you kind of feel like a dream.
1005
00:51:11,681 --> 00:51:13,046
Hmm.
1006
00:51:13,182 --> 00:51:14,977
I mean, you look like a dream.
1007
00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:16,119
Mm-hmm.
1008
00:51:18,449 --> 00:51:20,048
You smell like a dream.
1009
00:51:20,184 --> 00:51:21,157
Mm-hmm.
1010
00:51:23,190 --> 00:51:25,194
You taste like a dream.
1011
00:51:32,435 --> 00:51:35,532
Wait. I just want
to make sure. Listen.
1012
00:51:35,667 --> 00:51:37,535
No, it's okay.
No. I get it. I get it.
1013
00:51:37,671 --> 00:51:39,173
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
1014
00:51:39,309 --> 00:51:41,070
-That was really stupid.
-No, I just--
1015
00:51:41,206 --> 00:51:42,508
No, I just want to tell you--
No, no. I'm sorry. I didn't--
1016
00:51:42,644 --> 00:51:44,005
You know what? I'm sorry,
I'm just so drunk.
1017
00:51:44,140 --> 00:51:45,444
-[slight chuckle]
-I shouldn't have stopped--
1018
00:51:45,580 --> 00:51:46,941
What? You had, like,
one glass of wine.
1019
00:51:47,076 --> 00:51:47,849
No, look, that was my fault.
That was my--
1020
00:51:47,985 --> 00:51:49,350
Are you saying I'm crazy?
1021
00:51:49,485 --> 00:51:50,446
No, I'm definitely not
saying you're crazy.
1022
00:51:50,582 --> 00:51:52,079
Are you telling me I'm crazy?
1023
00:51:52,214 --> 00:51:53,352
I'm saying I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to stop you.
1024
00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:54,783
Well, this was
uncalled for so...
1025
00:51:54,919 --> 00:51:56,158
obviously if I'm not drunk,
I'm crazy.
1026
00:51:56,293 --> 00:51:57,455
I didn't mean to stop you.
Come here.
1027
00:51:57,591 --> 00:51:58,887
Stop. Hey-- Max, stop.
I'm sorry.
1028
00:51:59,023 --> 00:51:59,993
And I'm not crazy.
I am very drunk actually.
1029
00:52:00,129 --> 00:52:02,121
Stop. Stop. Listen to my--
1030
00:52:02,257 --> 00:52:04,389
No, you stop.
I don't want to listen to you.
1031
00:52:04,525 --> 00:52:08,336
Right now, anything that you
say to me is gonna be wrong.
1032
00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:13,537
I already said I'm sorry.
Okay? I get it. I get it.
1033
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:16,645
You don't have to like,
rub it in.
1034
00:52:16,780 --> 00:52:17,971
All right.
1035
00:52:18,107 --> 00:52:20,447
No pity talking or anything.
I get it.
1036
00:52:26,322 --> 00:52:29,819
Can you put some music on,
Victor?
1037
00:52:33,298 --> 00:52:34,727
["Steal Away" by Robbie
Dupree plays on radio]
1038
00:52:34,863 --> 00:52:36,199
[sighs]
1039
00:52:39,027 --> 00:52:42,872
♪ Why don't we steal away ♪
1040
00:52:43,007 --> 00:52:44,570
♪ Into the night ♪
1041
00:52:46,870 --> 00:52:48,706
♪ I know it ain't right ♪
1042
00:52:59,084 --> 00:53:01,580
[speaking with British accent]
Oh, hello. Good morning.
1043
00:53:01,716 --> 00:53:02,949
Good morning.
1044
00:53:03,085 --> 00:53:04,617
What are you doing up
so early?
1045
00:53:04,753 --> 00:53:06,295
I'm writing a novel.
1046
00:53:07,196 --> 00:53:09,695
-A novel?
-Mm-hmm.
1047
00:53:09,830 --> 00:53:12,563
They make you write novels
in school over here?
1048
00:53:12,699 --> 00:53:14,763
Do you assume that
because of my age
1049
00:53:14,899 --> 00:53:15,861
I only have
the mental capacity
1050
00:53:15,996 --> 00:53:17,737
to write a novel for school?
1051
00:53:17,873 --> 00:53:20,199
No, I just don't know anyone
that's ever written a novel.
1052
00:53:21,307 --> 00:53:22,940
What is it about?
1053
00:53:23,076 --> 00:53:26,245
It's about some people who
know each other and do things.
1054
00:53:26,380 --> 00:53:28,416
It's about every time I draw
1055
00:53:28,552 --> 00:53:30,819
another gentrified breath
into my helpless body.
1056
00:53:30,955 --> 00:53:33,483
And it's about 40 pages.
1057
00:53:33,619 --> 00:53:35,052
That's a good amount of pages.
1058
00:53:35,187 --> 00:53:36,123
It is.
1059
00:53:36,259 --> 00:53:37,326
How many are you gonna go for?
1060
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:39,985
A few more.
1061
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,759
-What's up, Vic?
-Yeah, right.
1062
00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:46,632
[whispers] What? What?
Why is he like that?
1063
00:53:46,768 --> 00:53:49,402
If he acts like he likes you,
he hates you.
1064
00:53:49,538 --> 00:53:51,199
And if he acts like
he hates you...
1065
00:53:51,335 --> 00:53:55,038
it's a sign of respect because
he actually does hate you.
1066
00:53:55,173 --> 00:53:58,581
Yeah, that's not helpful.
Why doesn't he just quit?
1067
00:53:58,716 --> 00:54:01,581
Same reason you don't quit.
Systemic economic inequality.
1068
00:54:03,147 --> 00:54:06,188
Speaking of, have you seen
Maxandra this morning?
1069
00:54:06,324 --> 00:54:08,583
No. And why do you
call her that?
1070
00:54:08,718 --> 00:54:09,851
You know she hates it.
1071
00:54:09,987 --> 00:54:11,292
She brought me
from an orphanage,
1072
00:54:11,428 --> 00:54:12,919
saying "mother"
would feel like a lie.
1073
00:54:13,055 --> 00:54:15,528
Come on.
That's a little strong.
1074
00:54:15,663 --> 00:54:17,595
Look, she's doing
the best she can.
1075
00:54:17,731 --> 00:54:19,628
And she loves
the shit out of you.
1076
00:54:19,763 --> 00:54:21,401
I think the real question is
1077
00:54:21,537 --> 00:54:22,998
why do you love
the shit out of her?
1078
00:54:26,367 --> 00:54:28,635
Love is a really,
really big word, Zadie.
1079
00:54:28,771 --> 00:54:30,644
And, look, the truth is
1080
00:54:30,779 --> 00:54:33,311
no one's believed in me
like your mom has, so I--
1081
00:54:33,447 --> 00:54:36,279
-Zadie?
-Hi, Roger.
1082
00:54:36,414 --> 00:54:37,711
Hello, dear.
1083
00:54:37,846 --> 00:54:39,948
[mouths] That's your--
1084
00:54:40,084 --> 00:54:44,023
-Is your mother around?
-Maxandra is upstairs.
1085
00:54:44,158 --> 00:54:45,893
And who's this?
1086
00:54:46,029 --> 00:54:47,496
This is Mike.
1087
00:54:47,631 --> 00:54:50,330
Mike is the new director
for Isabel Ascendant.
1088
00:54:50,465 --> 00:54:52,797
-Ah, right.
-What's up?
1089
00:54:53,563 --> 00:54:54,761
Roger Rattigan.
1090
00:54:54,896 --> 00:54:57,467
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
1091
00:54:57,603 --> 00:54:58,768
I hope Max didn't schedule
1092
00:54:58,904 --> 00:55:00,167
to meet both of us
at the same time.
1093
00:55:01,509 --> 00:55:03,310
-He's staying here.
-Ah.
1094
00:55:03,445 --> 00:55:06,580
-Mm-hmm.
-Well, no conflict then.
1095
00:55:07,378 --> 00:55:08,980
No.
1096
00:55:09,116 --> 00:55:11,387
I hope the theater itself
has treated you well thus far.
1097
00:55:11,522 --> 00:55:13,587
Oh, she's been a pleasure
to be inside of.
1098
00:55:13,722 --> 00:55:15,090
[Roger] It's got such
a wonderful feel.
1099
00:55:15,226 --> 00:55:16,389
I'm looking forward to seeing
1100
00:55:16,524 --> 00:55:17,722
how you improve
such a classic.
1101
00:55:17,858 --> 00:55:20,022
I can't wait for you
to experience it.
1102
00:55:24,468 --> 00:55:26,196
It's a little rough,
so be nice.
1103
00:55:26,331 --> 00:55:27,299
Okay.
1104
00:55:27,435 --> 00:55:28,998
-Woods.
-Sound. Go.
1105
00:55:29,133 --> 00:55:31,132
["Mercy" by Jacob Banks
plays over speakers]
1106
00:55:32,341 --> 00:55:34,868
♪ Followed your name ♪
1107
00:55:35,003 --> 00:55:37,506
♪ Into the wild ♪
1108
00:55:37,642 --> 00:55:39,873
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1109
00:55:40,009 --> 00:55:42,908
♪ Showed you my shame ♪
1110
00:55:43,044 --> 00:55:44,519
♪ I ran a mile ♪
1111
00:55:46,224 --> 00:55:49,454
♪ I sing your lullaby ♪
1112
00:55:49,589 --> 00:55:51,390
♪ Your melodies ♪
1113
00:55:51,526 --> 00:55:52,719
♪ Like a symphony ♪
1114
00:55:52,855 --> 00:55:54,397
[dancers cheer approval]
1115
00:55:55,728 --> 00:55:58,100
♪ We burn the same ♪
1116
00:55:58,235 --> 00:56:00,227
♪ Inside a fire ♪
1117
00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:05,133
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1118
00:56:05,268 --> 00:56:07,234
-♪ Mercy on me ♪
-[dancers cheer]
1119
00:56:09,511 --> 00:56:12,707
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1120
00:56:12,842 --> 00:56:14,879
♪ Mercy on me ♪
1121
00:56:17,179 --> 00:56:20,385
♪ I drank your holy water ♪
1122
00:56:20,521 --> 00:56:22,224
♪ Your liberty ♪
1123
00:56:22,359 --> 00:56:23,954
♪ Your make-believe ♪
1124
00:56:25,054 --> 00:56:27,188
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1125
00:56:28,264 --> 00:56:30,257
♪ Mercy on me ♪
1126
00:56:48,143 --> 00:56:50,409
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1127
00:56:51,386 --> 00:56:52,448
♪ Mercy ♪
1128
00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:54,380
[dancers cheer]
1129
00:56:55,689 --> 00:56:58,252
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1130
00:56:59,086 --> 00:57:00,419
♪ Mercy ♪
1131
00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:09,472
Bravo. Bravo.
1132
00:57:09,607 --> 00:57:12,998
Bravo. Bellissimo.
Now that is class.
1133
00:57:13,134 --> 00:57:15,268
Yeah. No, that was great.
1134
00:57:15,403 --> 00:57:17,310
Um, yeah,
I got to figure out, uh...
1135
00:57:17,446 --> 00:57:18,678
where it goes in the show.
1136
00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:21,876
Uh, but, yeah,
it was-- It was great.
1137
00:57:22,011 --> 00:57:23,982
All right, Harry, let's go.
1138
00:57:24,117 --> 00:57:25,481
["Permission" by Ro James
plays over speakers]
1139
00:57:25,616 --> 00:57:26,581
Give it to her.
1140
00:57:26,716 --> 00:57:27,853
♪ Oh ♪
1141
00:57:29,985 --> 00:57:31,120
Take your time, boy.
1142
00:57:32,095 --> 00:57:33,119
Show her.
1143
00:57:33,254 --> 00:57:36,865
♪ With your permission ♪
1144
00:57:37,001 --> 00:57:40,560
♪ I just wanna spend
a little time with you ♪
1145
00:57:40,696 --> 00:57:41,735
Yep.
1146
00:57:42,831 --> 00:57:43,836
That's it.
1147
00:57:45,606 --> 00:57:47,367
Hey, give her the business.
1148
00:57:50,013 --> 00:57:52,979
♪ Tonight I wanna be
a little me on you ♪
1149
00:57:53,115 --> 00:57:54,209
Uh, uh.
1150
00:57:55,085 --> 00:57:56,618
Uh-oh. [laughs]
1151
00:57:58,818 --> 00:58:01,018
♪ With your permission ♪
1152
00:58:02,927 --> 00:58:05,561
♪ I wanna spend the night
sippin' on you ♪
1153
00:58:08,028 --> 00:58:11,260
That's it. That's it.
All right, sick.
1154
00:58:11,395 --> 00:58:13,694
Look, I mean, you can't
dance any better than that.
1155
00:58:13,829 --> 00:58:15,164
That's perfect.
1156
00:58:15,299 --> 00:58:16,571
I mean, the only--
If I had a little note
1157
00:58:16,706 --> 00:58:18,563
it would just be
this specific dance
1158
00:58:18,699 --> 00:58:21,204
is a little more like fucking
than dancing.
1159
00:58:21,339 --> 00:58:23,739
And you know, look, the song
is called "Permission,"
1160
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,041
so once you get permission
1161
00:58:25,176 --> 00:58:26,882
you got to keep it,
and you got to--
1162
00:58:27,017 --> 00:58:29,047
The only way to do that is to
keep a connection with her.
1163
00:58:29,183 --> 00:58:30,543
Here, watch. Look, see if you
can see the difference.
1164
00:58:30,678 --> 00:58:32,249
["Permission" by Ro James
plays over speakers]
1165
00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,655
Like, literally you don't even
have to dance at all.
1166
00:58:34,950 --> 00:58:36,018
-Hi.
-Hey.
1167
00:58:36,153 --> 00:58:37,654
-Can I touch you?
-Of course.
1168
00:58:37,790 --> 00:58:39,823
-Yeah? You sure?
-Yeah.
1169
00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,026
♪ With your permission ♪
1170
00:58:43,925 --> 00:58:47,599
♪ I just wanna spend
a little time with you ♪
1171
00:58:47,735 --> 00:58:49,462
[dancers cheer encouragement]
1172
00:58:52,399 --> 00:58:54,434
♪ With your permission ♪
1173
00:58:56,673 --> 00:59:00,176
♪ Tonight I wanna be
a little me on you ♪
1174
00:59:01,076 --> 00:59:03,245
♪ Aw, yeah ♪
1175
00:59:05,247 --> 00:59:07,788
♪ With your permission ♪
1176
00:59:09,752 --> 00:59:13,720
♪ I wanna spend the night
sippin' on you ♪
1177
00:59:13,856 --> 00:59:17,325
♪ You know what I'm talking
about baby, yeah ♪
1178
00:59:19,769 --> 00:59:21,934
Woody! Woody, Woody,
Woody, Woody.
1179
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,806
I don't understand.
1180
00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:31,404
You have this beautiful
legendary stage...
1181
00:59:31,540 --> 00:59:34,111
but you're hovering
around the chair.
1182
00:59:35,519 --> 00:59:37,248
I mean, you can do the same...
1183
00:59:37,384 --> 00:59:39,144
[grunts]
1184
00:59:39,279 --> 00:59:41,549
over here, or your...
1185
00:59:41,685 --> 00:59:43,258
[grunts]
1186
00:59:43,394 --> 00:59:45,119
-over there.
-Mm-hmm.
1187
00:59:45,254 --> 00:59:47,162
No woman
wants to be suffocated
1188
00:59:47,297 --> 00:59:48,657
by testículos.
1189
00:59:48,792 --> 00:59:49,760
That's fair.
1190
00:59:49,896 --> 00:59:51,194
It's nice to expand, you know?
1191
00:59:51,992 --> 00:59:53,097
Okay.
1192
00:59:54,769 --> 00:59:57,332
Less testiculars
and expansion.
1193
00:59:58,108 --> 01:00:00,433
[sighs]
1194
01:00:00,569 --> 01:00:02,508
[electronic
instrumental music plays]
1195
01:00:02,644 --> 01:00:04,438
[no other sounds audible]
1196
01:00:36,606 --> 01:00:38,108
[Zadie] Some scholars
suggest that dance
1197
01:00:38,243 --> 01:00:39,871
once was a form
of communication
1198
01:00:40,007 --> 01:00:43,146
as integral to our daily life
as eating or sleeping.
1199
01:00:43,282 --> 01:00:45,753
Traditionally,
tribal courtship dances
1200
01:00:45,889 --> 01:00:47,513
allowed dancers
of opposite sexes
1201
01:00:47,648 --> 01:00:49,517
to engage
in socially acceptable
1202
01:00:49,652 --> 01:00:51,418
physical contact
before they were even
1203
01:00:51,553 --> 01:00:53,487
allowed to speak
to one another.
1204
01:00:53,622 --> 01:00:55,259
Only when
a leisure class began
1205
01:00:55,394 --> 01:00:57,728
to emerge out of early
economic development
1206
01:00:57,864 --> 01:00:59,028
did humans begin to view dance
1207
01:00:59,163 --> 01:01:00,358
as a source of pleasure apart
1208
01:01:00,494 --> 01:01:02,202
from its original purpose,
1209
01:01:02,337 --> 01:01:05,005
to bridge people together
from different worlds...
1210
01:01:05,140 --> 01:01:07,666
to heal wounds
when words would not suffice.
1211
01:01:14,815 --> 01:01:15,916
All right, you all ready?
1212
01:01:17,012 --> 01:01:18,514
Play back.
1213
01:01:18,649 --> 01:01:19,920
["All About You" by Jack
Rayner plays over speakers]
1214
01:01:27,931 --> 01:01:31,457
All right. Stop!
Stop the music! Stop!
1215
01:01:31,593 --> 01:01:34,594
Hey! Excuse me,
who the hell are you?
1216
01:01:36,737 --> 01:01:38,497
City of Westminster.
1217
01:01:38,633 --> 01:01:41,108
Historical Architecture
High Committee.
1218
01:01:41,244 --> 01:01:44,241
Well, I'm the owner of this
theater. Is there a problem?
1219
01:01:45,174 --> 01:01:46,672
Oh, I would think so.
1220
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:54,416
Anything else?
1221
01:01:56,758 --> 01:01:58,288
You'll be hearing from us.
1222
01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:04,591
[whispers] We're fucked.
1223
01:02:07,861 --> 01:02:09,704
[Zadie] "The owner must obtain
written approval
1224
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,567
to make material changes
to property.
1225
01:02:11,703 --> 01:02:14,541
If changes be made without
approval or special exemption,
1226
01:02:14,676 --> 01:02:15,876
the owner must restore
1227
01:02:16,012 --> 01:02:17,538
the theater
to its original condition
1228
01:02:17,673 --> 01:02:20,639
and then file
for approval with the city."
1229
01:02:20,774 --> 01:02:23,276
This is Roger
trying to control me.
1230
01:02:23,411 --> 01:02:25,685
Even though we are separated
1231
01:02:25,821 --> 01:02:26,951
and in the middle of a divorce
1232
01:02:27,087 --> 01:02:28,857
because he fucked
the assistant.
1233
01:02:32,395 --> 01:02:33,452
I'm sorry, baby,
1234
01:02:33,588 --> 01:02:34,929
but it's not like
it's a secret.
1235
01:02:36,293 --> 01:02:38,162
What if we just do it anyway?
1236
01:02:38,298 --> 01:02:40,062
I mean, what are they
really gonna do?
1237
01:02:40,198 --> 01:02:41,737
"Failure to comply will result
1238
01:02:41,872 --> 01:02:43,828
in a fine of 10,000 pounds
per day...
1239
01:02:43,964 --> 01:02:46,902
and/or seizure of the property
by the City."
1240
01:02:47,038 --> 01:02:48,768
Even if I pay the fine,
1241
01:02:48,904 --> 01:02:51,680
he'll find a way to exert
pressure on these people
1242
01:02:51,816 --> 01:02:53,539
and force them
to bend the rules.
1243
01:02:53,675 --> 01:02:55,147
That's just the way
he operates.
1244
01:02:55,282 --> 01:02:56,675
-Isn't it, Victor?
-Well, in my opinion--
1245
01:02:56,810 --> 01:02:58,346
We have to go
all the way to the top
1246
01:02:58,482 --> 01:03:00,680
because our freedom
is an illusion.
1247
01:03:00,815 --> 01:03:02,484
Yes, see when you start
with no rights at all--
1248
01:03:02,619 --> 01:03:04,349
So who is this person
we need to seduce
1249
01:03:04,485 --> 01:03:05,727
and get them on our side?
1250
01:03:05,863 --> 01:03:08,028
I.e., the definition
of corruption.
1251
01:03:09,290 --> 01:03:10,690
Zadie, baby...
1252
01:03:12,262 --> 01:03:13,702
you should know that the law
1253
01:03:13,837 --> 01:03:15,495
is useless
when you're dealing
1254
01:03:15,631 --> 01:03:18,102
with entrenched
male power structures.
1255
01:03:18,238 --> 01:03:20,341
-Not all male.
-What do you mean?
1256
01:03:20,476 --> 01:03:21,970
Edna Eaglebauer.
1257
01:03:22,105 --> 01:03:23,506
As the chairwoman,
1258
01:03:23,641 --> 01:03:24,880
she has the power
to grant a special exemption.
1259
01:03:25,015 --> 01:03:27,179
Hey, Z, what else
do we know about Edna?
1260
01:03:29,484 --> 01:03:31,678
[typing]
1261
01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:35,920
[Zadie] Um, not much about her
on Google.
1262
01:03:36,055 --> 01:03:37,553
Housing records indicate
1263
01:03:37,688 --> 01:03:38,724
she's most likely single
and lives alone.
1264
01:03:38,860 --> 01:03:40,789
[Mike] That's promising.
1265
01:03:40,924 --> 01:03:43,194
[Zadie] Um, she's got
no presence on social media.
1266
01:03:43,330 --> 01:03:46,859
Asides her bio
on the council website.
1267
01:03:46,994 --> 01:03:49,696
[Max] Check if she has
a pet or a hobby.
1268
01:03:52,373 --> 01:03:53,842
[Zadie] Not that I can tell.
She's a ghost.
1269
01:03:53,978 --> 01:03:58,711
[electronic
instrumental music plays]
1270
01:03:58,847 --> 01:04:01,048
[no other sounds audible]
1271
01:04:48,393 --> 01:04:49,623
[Jackson] I'll tell you what...
1272
01:04:49,758 --> 01:04:50,631
this bird's got to have
a heart of stone
1273
01:04:50,766 --> 01:04:52,229
to shut down Swan Lake.
1274
01:04:52,365 --> 01:04:54,460
Maybe, but everybody
wants something.
1275
01:04:54,595 --> 01:04:56,829
We just got to keep looking.
1276
01:04:56,964 --> 01:04:59,641
What if she didn't even know
what she wants?
1277
01:04:59,776 --> 01:05:01,404
Well, that never stopped men
1278
01:05:01,539 --> 01:05:03,911
from coming up
with the wrong answer.
1279
01:05:04,047 --> 01:05:05,471
Come on, guys,
give me something.
1280
01:05:05,607 --> 01:05:06,947
Victor, don't just sit there.
1281
01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:08,617
I'll murder her
for the right price.
1282
01:05:08,752 --> 01:05:10,178
That might be the best idea.
1283
01:05:10,314 --> 01:05:11,546
But, look, this feels like
1284
01:05:11,682 --> 01:05:13,416
a woman's perspective
sort of a thing.
1285
01:05:13,551 --> 01:05:15,747
Like what did you want
before Miami?
1286
01:05:15,883 --> 01:05:17,421
I just wanted
to escape my life.
1287
01:05:19,727 --> 01:05:21,655
But then...
1288
01:05:21,791 --> 01:05:26,762
someone came along and
gave me this unexpected
1289
01:05:26,898 --> 01:05:32,971
magical moment that made
me remember who I really was.
1290
01:05:33,107 --> 01:05:35,143
It was like a little treasure.
1291
01:05:35,279 --> 01:05:37,870
Okay, so we need to figure out
who Edna was before
1292
01:05:38,005 --> 01:05:40,279
she became a bureaucrat
and tap into that then.
1293
01:05:41,650 --> 01:05:42,677
That's it!
1294
01:06:30,630 --> 01:06:32,991
[orchestral music playing;
no other sounds audible]
1295
01:06:57,958 --> 01:06:58,918
[tiny bell rings]
1296
01:07:22,653 --> 01:07:24,880
[deep breath]
1297
01:07:25,016 --> 01:07:26,683
[Max] I don't understand why
you don't want "Suavemente."
1298
01:07:26,818 --> 01:07:28,051
[Mike] I don't think-- No.
I love "Suavemente."
1299
01:07:28,187 --> 01:07:29,618
[Max] It's a great song.
1300
01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:30,915
-It's a different beat.
-It is great. I agree.
1301
01:07:31,051 --> 01:07:32,391
We just don't need it
right now.
1302
01:07:32,527 --> 01:07:33,721
Look, it-- Look,
hear me out. It's Isabel...
1303
01:07:33,857 --> 01:07:35,096
Unicorn, "Champagne,"
"Sex Machine..."
1304
01:07:35,231 --> 01:07:36,560
-Oh, trust me...
-"Permission," "Suits."
1305
01:07:36,695 --> 01:07:37,590
I know it by heart.
And you know what's more
1306
01:07:37,725 --> 01:07:38,967
important than "Suavemente"?
1307
01:07:39,103 --> 01:07:40,598
We still don't have
a grand finale.
1308
01:07:40,733 --> 01:07:41,993
Well, great. We'll make one.
It's a group number.
1309
01:07:42,129 --> 01:07:43,634
Most important part
of the whole show.
1310
01:07:43,769 --> 01:07:44,397
And then everybody
will dance out into the crowd.
1311
01:07:44,532 --> 01:07:45,899
It'll be amazing.
1312
01:07:46,034 --> 01:07:48,075
-Oh, that's so random.
-Why is that random?
1313
01:07:48,211 --> 01:07:49,138
Everybody dancing
in the crowd.
1314
01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:50,473
We've done that already.
1315
01:07:50,609 --> 01:07:51,712
It's got to be
something different,
1316
01:07:51,848 --> 01:07:53,243
something personal.
1317
01:07:53,379 --> 01:07:54,643
They're all good and personal,
1318
01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:55,940
and they're there
for a reason. I don't--
1319
01:07:56,076 --> 01:07:57,715
Why are you doing this
right now?
1320
01:07:57,851 --> 01:08:00,120
Why are you making it, like,
we don't have a good show?
1321
01:08:00,256 --> 01:08:03,281
I know. You should be
dancing in it.
1322
01:08:03,416 --> 01:08:05,794
You have lost your mind.
What are you talking about?
1323
01:08:05,929 --> 01:08:07,294
I'm not dancing in the show.
1324
01:08:07,429 --> 01:08:08,823
Why are you saying no
to everything I say?
1325
01:08:08,958 --> 01:08:10,330
-I'm not saying no.
-Have you noticed that?
1326
01:08:10,465 --> 01:08:12,159
I've said yes on every
single part of the show.
1327
01:08:12,294 --> 01:08:15,564
We need something climactic,
different, something personal.
1328
01:08:15,699 --> 01:08:17,833
Great, then do
something personal.
1329
01:08:17,968 --> 01:08:19,306
Give me something
that I don't know about you.
1330
01:08:19,441 --> 01:08:21,302
Why is it about me?
This is about women.
1331
01:08:21,438 --> 01:08:22,835
You're a woman. I'm not.
1332
01:08:22,971 --> 01:08:24,177
I'm not gonna be dancing
in the show.
1333
01:08:24,313 --> 01:08:25,605
Why don't you
make it personal?
1334
01:08:25,740 --> 01:08:27,140
Well, do whatever you want.
1335
01:08:27,275 --> 01:08:28,908
Do the thing that you and
Antonio have been making.
1336
01:08:29,044 --> 01:08:31,115
It's great.
That's personal, ain't it?
1337
01:08:31,251 --> 01:08:33,153
[Max] Hey, it's your show.
1338
01:08:33,289 --> 01:08:34,950
Give me something
that's yours.
1339
01:08:35,086 --> 01:08:36,858
Open up.
1340
01:08:36,993 --> 01:08:39,027
-[Mike] I did.
-When?
1341
01:08:39,162 --> 01:08:40,785
[Mike] The whole--
This whole time.
1342
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:42,196
And if you haven't seen it,
1343
01:08:42,332 --> 01:08:43,859
I don't know
what to tell you about it.
1344
01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:45,332
Well, I don't know what
to tell you about it since
1345
01:08:45,467 --> 01:08:47,528
I tried to kiss you
and you pulled away.
1346
01:08:47,664 --> 01:08:49,500
You don't know how to open up.
1347
01:08:49,636 --> 01:08:51,406
That's why you need
the "Suavemente."
1348
01:08:51,541 --> 01:08:55,343
Oh! Still waiting for passing
trade, you nosy fuck!
1349
01:08:55,478 --> 01:08:58,180
[groans in frustration]
Your turn; he's impossible.
1350
01:09:05,447 --> 01:09:06,980
[Mike sighs]
1351
01:09:09,783 --> 01:09:10,819
[Victor clears throat]
1352
01:09:15,259 --> 01:09:16,797
Yes, Victor?
1353
01:09:16,933 --> 01:09:18,499
I did not say anything.
1354
01:09:18,635 --> 01:09:20,131
Yeah. Yeah. You're always
saying something in your head.
1355
01:09:20,267 --> 01:09:21,636
Just say it out loud, man.
1356
01:09:21,772 --> 01:09:23,829
[Victor sighs]
1357
01:09:23,965 --> 01:09:26,833
You see,
the problem with Max is
1358
01:09:26,969 --> 01:09:29,138
she tends to
overcomplicate things.
1359
01:09:29,273 --> 01:09:30,708
[chuckles] Yeah.
1360
01:09:30,843 --> 01:09:33,004
Especially when she knows
exactly what she wants.
1361
01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:35,047
And she knows exactly
what she wants
1362
01:09:35,182 --> 01:09:36,350
when it comes to you.
1363
01:09:41,925 --> 01:09:43,618
Why do you work for her?
1364
01:09:43,754 --> 01:09:45,425
You could easily
work for Roger.
1365
01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:48,428
She's got bigger balls.
1366
01:09:50,327 --> 01:09:51,464
[door opens]
1367
01:09:52,562 --> 01:09:53,868
Listen, motherfucker.
1368
01:09:54,004 --> 01:09:55,101
-I rest my case.
-Yeah.
1369
01:09:55,236 --> 01:09:56,631
You better make up your mind
1370
01:09:56,767 --> 01:09:58,029
because you're
driving me crazy.
1371
01:09:58,165 --> 01:09:59,202
Oh, just-- Yeah,
you're driving me crazy.
1372
01:09:59,338 --> 01:10:00,466
What are you doing?
1373
01:10:00,601 --> 01:10:01,802
Just stop.
1374
01:10:01,938 --> 01:10:04,239
-Okay, just shut up.
-No, you stop.
1375
01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:06,376
You shut up.
1376
01:10:06,511 --> 01:10:09,047
I just want a happy ending.
1377
01:10:09,182 --> 01:10:12,884
[speaking Spanish]
1378
01:10:13,019 --> 01:10:15,250
[whispers] You're an insane
person. You know that, right?
1379
01:10:15,386 --> 01:10:16,714
[Max] Mm-hmm.
1380
01:10:16,849 --> 01:10:18,755
[speaking Spanish]
1381
01:10:22,724 --> 01:10:24,966
[singing in Spanish]
1382
01:10:25,101 --> 01:10:29,304
[both singing "Suavemente"]
1383
01:10:32,334 --> 01:10:35,739
["Suavemente" by Elvis Crespo
plays over speakers]
1384
01:10:44,916 --> 01:10:46,915
[Zadie] Given the debate
and confusion
1385
01:10:47,050 --> 01:10:49,116
around the word
"love" generally...
1386
01:10:49,251 --> 01:10:51,421
what are we to make
of the word "love"
1387
01:10:51,557 --> 01:10:53,427
in the context of dancing?
1388
01:10:53,562 --> 01:10:55,860
If you love dancing
with someone,
1389
01:10:55,996 --> 01:10:58,632
does that mean on some level
that you love them?
1390
01:10:58,768 --> 01:11:01,865
What other feelings are
exchanged during a dance?
1391
01:11:02,001 --> 01:11:04,430
Can you dance with someone
you don't trust?
1392
01:11:04,566 --> 01:11:07,508
Should you trust someone
just because they can dance?
1393
01:11:07,643 --> 01:11:09,967
Max and Mike weren't
thinking about this,
1394
01:11:10,103 --> 01:11:11,473
but they should have been.
1395
01:11:11,608 --> 01:11:13,114
[Edna] Stop the music!
1396
01:11:13,249 --> 01:11:15,647
Stop the music!
Stop the music.
1397
01:11:16,877 --> 01:11:18,283
-Edna?
-Edna?
1398
01:11:18,418 --> 01:11:20,118
I am so sorry, Ms. Mendoza.
1399
01:11:20,254 --> 01:11:21,753
I am so deeply sorry
1400
01:11:21,888 --> 01:11:24,319
to each and every one of you
beautiful creatures.
1401
01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:25,656
Sorry for what?
1402
01:11:25,792 --> 01:11:27,423
Height restrictions
for stage risers.
1403
01:11:27,559 --> 01:11:29,088
Apparently, your new stage
1404
01:11:29,224 --> 01:11:30,494
is three quarters of an inch
too high.
1405
01:11:30,629 --> 01:11:32,123
Your exemption
has been denied.
1406
01:11:32,259 --> 01:11:34,697
You're to shut down
immediately.
1407
01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:36,867
But you had already
approved it!
1408
01:11:37,003 --> 01:11:40,832
I got a call from an
MP's office. It's law. [sighs]
1409
01:11:40,968 --> 01:11:42,344
There's nothing I can do.
1410
01:11:44,605 --> 01:11:47,748
Keep working. I'll take care
of this. I'll be right back.
1411
01:11:47,883 --> 01:11:48,878
Okay.
1412
01:12:03,726 --> 01:12:05,863
How fucking dare you?
1413
01:12:05,998 --> 01:12:08,666
You're not shutting me
down again. Not this time.
1414
01:12:08,802 --> 01:12:11,634
Max, I sincerely
want to rebuild our trust.
1415
01:12:11,770 --> 01:12:12,999
-[scoffs]
-In the meantime,
1416
01:12:13,135 --> 01:12:14,971
I'm just trying
to look out for you.
1417
01:12:15,106 --> 01:12:17,211
How is shutting down my show
looking out for me?
1418
01:12:17,346 --> 01:12:18,575
I'm not talking
about the show.
1419
01:12:18,711 --> 01:12:19,874
Then what are you
talking about?
1420
01:12:20,010 --> 01:12:21,911
I'm talking
about your judgment.
1421
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,084
I'm talking what I witnessed
in the kitchen
1422
01:12:24,220 --> 01:12:25,385
in front of our daughter.
1423
01:12:25,521 --> 01:12:28,014
Roger, I wouldn't
get into a dispute
1424
01:12:28,150 --> 01:12:29,856
about judgment with me
right now.
1425
01:12:29,991 --> 01:12:33,428
You handed my family's theater
over to a fucking stripper.
1426
01:12:35,157 --> 01:12:37,389
You don't know anything
about Mike.
1427
01:12:37,525 --> 01:12:41,029
I know when you're being used.
Don't you see that?
1428
01:12:41,530 --> 01:12:42,536
No.
1429
01:12:43,902 --> 01:12:46,870
Darling, I know
we're all getting old,
1430
01:12:47,005 --> 01:12:49,310
but I didn't know
you were so desperate.
1431
01:12:49,445 --> 01:12:52,580
Fuck you!
We care for each other.
1432
01:12:52,715 --> 01:12:55,607
Max, have you even read
our settlement agreement?
1433
01:12:55,742 --> 01:12:59,153
The language about denigrating
or harming the family brand?
1434
01:12:59,289 --> 01:13:01,082
The moment that show goes up,
1435
01:13:01,217 --> 01:13:02,981
mother's barristers
will be clawing back
1436
01:13:03,116 --> 01:13:04,919
every last shilling in court
1437
01:13:05,055 --> 01:13:06,759
and I won't be able
to stop her.
1438
01:13:06,894 --> 01:13:10,165
But if you're still too
deluded to help yourself,
1439
01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:12,493
please be mindful of Zadie.
1440
01:13:12,628 --> 01:13:15,734
She shouldn't have to pay
the price for your fantasies.
1441
01:13:21,607 --> 01:13:22,777
Would you please stop it?
1442
01:13:22,912 --> 01:13:24,706
What?
1443
01:13:24,841 --> 01:13:26,479
I know what you're thinking.
1444
01:13:26,615 --> 01:13:28,415
You're thinking,
"What was she thinking?"
1445
01:13:28,551 --> 01:13:30,117
You weren't thinking,
were you?
1446
01:13:30,253 --> 01:13:31,382
You were falling in love.
1447
01:13:31,517 --> 01:13:33,077
Oh, shut the fuck up.
1448
01:13:33,212 --> 01:13:34,820
You think I don't know that?
1449
01:13:34,955 --> 01:13:37,256
And don't you dare judge me.
You were not there.
1450
01:13:37,392 --> 01:13:39,725
That one fucking dance...
1451
01:13:40,725 --> 01:13:42,563
changed everything in me.
1452
01:13:45,495 --> 01:13:49,633
It feels like it made me
the best version of myself...
1453
01:13:49,768 --> 01:13:50,996
but everybody's
laughing at me.
1454
01:13:51,132 --> 01:13:52,870
I'm a joke. An embarrassment.
1455
01:13:54,442 --> 01:13:56,511
[sighs] Not to him though.
1456
01:13:58,741 --> 01:14:00,510
He believes in me.
1457
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,341
I have to go tell him
1458
01:14:02,476 --> 01:14:05,650
that our show about empowering
women is dead...
1459
01:14:05,786 --> 01:14:08,380
because I'm so
fucking powerless.
1460
01:14:10,318 --> 01:14:12,823
The most frightening part
is that...
1461
01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:14,989
I'm about to find out
if that dance
1462
01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:17,994
meant as much to him
as it did to me.
1463
01:14:19,932 --> 01:14:23,835
Or if I'm just another
goddamn Tuesday.
1464
01:14:23,970 --> 01:14:26,035
No, you're more like
a Thursday, madame.
1465
01:14:28,578 --> 01:14:31,179
Have I always
been this adolescent?
1466
01:14:31,314 --> 01:14:34,439
No. Only when it's raining.
1467
01:14:37,017 --> 01:14:40,645
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.
1468
01:14:40,781 --> 01:14:41,988
One.
1469
01:14:42,123 --> 01:14:43,118
Mike.
1470
01:14:45,089 --> 01:14:47,056
Uh, Jack, keep taking
them through.
1471
01:14:52,195 --> 01:14:54,327
What the fuck you mean
"we're done"?
1472
01:14:54,462 --> 01:14:59,035
I'm sorry. I did my best,
but I failed.
1473
01:14:59,170 --> 01:15:01,074
-Wait. What-- All right.
-Victor will come back
1474
01:15:01,209 --> 01:15:02,610
and pick you up,
1475
01:15:02,746 --> 01:15:04,105
and he can arrange
a flight for you tomorrow.
1476
01:15:04,241 --> 01:15:06,371
No, no, no. What happened?
This isn't you.
1477
01:15:06,506 --> 01:15:08,011
What the fuck is going on
with you, Max?
1478
01:15:09,415 --> 01:15:10,508
[exhales]
1479
01:15:12,549 --> 01:15:13,848
Nothing.
1480
01:15:13,983 --> 01:15:16,517
What? Un-fucking-believable.
1481
01:15:16,652 --> 01:15:19,693
You really are the Queen of
the First Act, huh? Holy shit.
1482
01:15:22,665 --> 01:15:23,860
You don't know
anything about me.
1483
01:15:23,996 --> 01:15:25,890
And you don't
understand anything.
1484
01:15:26,025 --> 01:15:27,526
It's Friday.
1485
01:15:27,661 --> 01:15:30,203
They wouldn't pull the plug
on us until Monday.
1486
01:15:30,339 --> 01:15:31,996
But you're walking away.
1487
01:15:32,131 --> 01:15:34,102
You have no show.
1488
01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:36,238
You couldn't even come up
with an ending.
1489
01:15:36,373 --> 01:15:38,069
You cannot say that
what we've created so far
1490
01:15:38,204 --> 01:15:39,613
isn't fucking special.
1491
01:15:39,749 --> 01:15:41,682
You cannot say that.
I know you can't.
1492
01:15:46,482 --> 01:15:50,383
I'm sorry, but we're gonna
have to let it go.
1493
01:15:52,790 --> 01:15:54,586
You'll still get paid.
1494
01:15:54,721 --> 01:15:57,726
Hey! Hey, look, I don't give
a fuck about the money.
1495
01:15:57,861 --> 01:15:59,128
I don't fucking care.
1496
01:15:59,728 --> 01:16:01,128
Okay?
1497
01:16:01,264 --> 01:16:02,833
We're good at this
and I'm not gonna
1498
01:16:02,968 --> 01:16:04,666
fucking just let us
give up on it.
1499
01:16:04,802 --> 01:16:06,102
You're so good at this.
1500
01:16:08,540 --> 01:16:12,812
I bet you he never cared about
what you were good at. Did he?
1501
01:16:17,244 --> 01:16:18,917
Don't let this be the end.
1502
01:16:25,886 --> 01:16:26,892
Uh. Uh.
1503
01:16:58,417 --> 01:16:59,859
[dancers indistinct chatter]
1504
01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:07,567
-Woody!
-Lay it on me, gov.
1505
01:17:07,702 --> 01:17:09,704
I need a plumber
and a ballerina.
1506
01:17:11,532 --> 01:17:14,374
The princess
is on a hunger strike.
1507
01:17:14,510 --> 01:17:15,904
Won't even open the door.
1508
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,243
What? She's not even drinking?
1509
01:17:17,378 --> 01:17:18,912
I'm afraid not.
1510
01:17:19,048 --> 01:17:21,511
Did you try using your
"wise British butler" voice?
1511
01:17:21,646 --> 01:17:26,350
Trust me, I went full metal
Downton Abbey on her ass.
1512
01:17:26,485 --> 01:17:29,647
And if that bloke doesn't pull
his head from his own ass...
1513
01:17:29,783 --> 01:17:32,017
you'll be parented
from behind a closed door
1514
01:17:32,153 --> 01:17:34,125
for months. Years, even.
1515
01:17:34,260 --> 01:17:36,988
But you didn't tell her
you slipped Mike the keys?
1516
01:17:37,123 --> 01:17:38,866
[scoffs] Please.
1517
01:17:39,001 --> 01:17:41,668
If the lawyers found out
her careless manservant...
1518
01:17:41,803 --> 01:17:43,230
failed to lock
The Rattigan doors,
1519
01:17:43,366 --> 01:17:45,529
she'll need
plausible deniability.
1520
01:17:45,665 --> 01:17:47,168
If there's anything
I've learned,
1521
01:17:47,304 --> 01:17:49,169
it's that you can't tell
people anything.
1522
01:17:49,305 --> 01:17:50,976
They have to have
an experience.
1523
01:17:52,646 --> 01:17:53,874
[cell phone chimes]
1524
01:17:54,009 --> 01:17:55,178
Message from Mike.
1525
01:17:56,815 --> 01:17:58,081
"End is not ending.
1526
01:17:58,217 --> 01:18:00,517
"Sunday at 7:00 we roll.
The Grand Finale."
1527
01:18:00,652 --> 01:18:01,888
Let me see that.
1528
01:18:04,086 --> 01:18:06,256
Crikey, it's a haiku.
1529
01:18:06,392 --> 01:18:10,191
Seventeen syllables
in a five-seven-five pattern.
1530
01:18:10,327 --> 01:18:12,699
Purely coincidence,
but still...
1531
01:18:12,834 --> 01:18:14,593
there's hope for him
after all.
1532
01:18:14,728 --> 01:18:17,303
Sounds like Sunday's
gonna be an experience.
1533
01:18:17,438 --> 01:18:19,800
Doesn't it just?
1534
01:18:19,935 --> 01:18:22,376
["It's Over if We Run
Out of Love"
by David Holmes plays]
1535
01:18:22,512 --> 01:18:24,471
[no other sounds audible]
1536
01:20:04,041 --> 01:20:05,572
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1537
01:20:09,209 --> 01:20:10,247
Follow me.
1538
01:20:15,853 --> 01:20:16,990
[knock on door]
1539
01:20:18,353 --> 01:20:19,553
[Victor clears his throat]
1540
01:20:22,325 --> 01:20:24,228
Put some clothes on, Maxandra.
1541
01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:29,061
Why would I do that?
1542
01:20:29,197 --> 01:20:30,531
We have to go.
1543
01:20:32,605 --> 01:20:33,901
Where?
1544
01:20:34,036 --> 01:20:35,338
You know where.
1545
01:20:40,683 --> 01:20:42,173
-He didn't.
-He did.
1546
01:20:42,309 --> 01:20:44,416
No, he didn't.
1547
01:20:44,551 --> 01:20:49,050
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No.
No, it's gonna be a disaster.
1548
01:20:49,185 --> 01:20:50,384
[Victor] No, it's not.
1549
01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:52,058
Oh, it's going to be
a disaster.
1550
01:20:52,193 --> 01:20:53,727
No, no, no. I can't. I can't.
Uh, uh, no.
1551
01:20:53,862 --> 01:20:55,195
-Yes, you can.
-No, I can't go.
1552
01:20:55,331 --> 01:20:56,556
Come on.
1553
01:20:56,691 --> 01:20:58,264
No, I won't go
and you can't make me.
1554
01:20:58,400 --> 01:20:59,692
Mom.
1555
01:21:01,570 --> 01:21:02,904
We have to go.
1556
01:21:05,706 --> 01:21:06,941
[inhales sharply]
1557
01:21:18,587 --> 01:21:20,779
[Max sobs softly]
1558
01:21:28,763 --> 01:21:30,892
Here you go. There.
1559
01:21:31,027 --> 01:21:32,296
[cries] Victor.
1560
01:21:35,499 --> 01:21:36,928
[Zadie] The rumors
about the show
1561
01:21:37,063 --> 01:21:39,402
were a form of entertainment
for some.
1562
01:21:39,537 --> 01:21:41,800
But for the two people
who created it,
1563
01:21:41,935 --> 01:21:43,703
the terror of
the opening night
1564
01:21:43,838 --> 01:21:45,637
could only be managed
by remembering
1565
01:21:45,773 --> 01:21:47,875
there would be
no record of it.
1566
01:21:48,011 --> 01:21:51,416
Only the people who were
there would ever experience
1567
01:21:51,551 --> 01:21:55,055
the story of Max and Mike
as told through dance.
1568
01:21:55,190 --> 01:21:56,615
There's small ships,
there's tall ships,
1569
01:21:56,751 --> 01:21:58,419
there're ships
that sail the sea...
1570
01:21:58,555 --> 01:21:59,827
there's no ships
like friendships,
1571
01:21:59,963 --> 01:22:02,396
so here's to you and me.
One, two, three.
1572
01:22:02,531 --> 01:22:03,795
Let's go.
1573
01:22:03,931 --> 01:22:05,329
[chants] We are strippers!
1574
01:22:06,567 --> 01:22:07,628
Whoo!
1575
01:22:23,412 --> 01:22:24,442
[exhales] All right, man.
1576
01:22:24,578 --> 01:22:26,318
-Let's go.
-Yes.
1577
01:22:26,454 --> 01:22:29,485
Break a leg, everyone.
Alex, cue one and sound. Go.
1578
01:22:33,029 --> 01:22:35,095
-[shushing]
-[man whistling a tune]
1579
01:22:41,264 --> 01:22:42,432
The light is different.
1580
01:22:43,905 --> 01:22:45,435
It's November. It's lower.
1581
01:22:50,638 --> 01:22:51,878
Harold's worried about lunch.
1582
01:22:52,013 --> 01:22:53,607
He said the menu
is diabolical.
1583
01:22:53,742 --> 01:22:55,980
[slight chuckle]
The menu is diabolical?
1584
01:22:56,116 --> 01:22:57,643
How can a menu be diabolical?
1585
01:22:57,779 --> 01:22:59,817
Only a person
can be diabolical.
1586
01:22:59,953 --> 01:23:01,482
A menu isn't alive.
1587
01:23:01,618 --> 01:23:03,020
Well, either way,
he's worried.
1588
01:23:03,156 --> 01:23:04,516
And you're worried about him?
1589
01:23:04,652 --> 01:23:06,227
I don't envy him finding out.
1590
01:23:06,362 --> 01:23:08,259
-Well, I'll tell him.
-Isabel, no. It's impossible.
1591
01:23:08,394 --> 01:23:10,196
-He has to know.
-He can never know.
1592
01:23:11,566 --> 01:23:12,561
Harold.
1593
01:23:13,802 --> 01:23:16,367
Hello, darling. Walter.
1594
01:23:17,836 --> 01:23:19,105
Drinks?
1595
01:23:19,241 --> 01:23:20,670
[Walter] Will you still be
going to Calais?
1596
01:23:20,805 --> 01:23:23,667
[Harold] No. I've decided
to spend the summer here.
1597
01:23:23,802 --> 01:23:26,670
You see, Isabel is pregnant.
1598
01:23:26,806 --> 01:23:29,048
[Walter] Oh. Congratulations.
1599
01:23:29,184 --> 01:23:31,613
[Harold] Yes.
We are very pleased.
1600
01:23:31,748 --> 01:23:34,188
We are hoping
to have a son, of course.
1601
01:23:34,323 --> 01:23:37,815
That way the legacy of
Chuffingham will be secure.
1602
01:23:37,951 --> 01:23:41,227
And if not,
we will keep trying.
1603
01:23:41,362 --> 01:23:44,859
One of the benefits
of having a young wife.
1604
01:23:44,995 --> 01:23:47,232
[Walter] I'm sure Isabel
will make a wonderful mother.
1605
01:23:47,368 --> 01:23:51,199
[Harold] No doubt.
And of course my mother
1606
01:23:51,334 --> 01:23:53,201
will be here to help.
1607
01:23:53,337 --> 01:23:54,832
Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn!
1608
01:23:54,968 --> 01:23:55,934
[whimsical music
plays over the speakers]
1609
01:23:58,037 --> 01:24:00,081
[unicorn galloping
over the speakers]
1610
01:24:01,711 --> 01:24:04,109
[unicorn neighing
over the speakers]
1611
01:24:04,244 --> 01:24:05,850
- [Mike] Hello, Lady Isabel.
-[Max gasps]
1612
01:24:05,985 --> 01:24:07,452
[Hannah] Unicorn?
1613
01:24:07,587 --> 01:24:11,986
Why, yes, it's me, Unicorn.
Did you call for me?
1614
01:24:12,121 --> 01:24:15,556
Yeah, but I didn't expect you
to show up out of the blue.
1615
01:24:15,692 --> 01:24:16,828
I haven't spoken
to my imaginary friend
1616
01:24:16,964 --> 01:24:18,060
since I was a child.
1617
01:24:18,196 --> 01:24:19,265
[Max slightly chuckles]
1618
01:24:20,262 --> 01:24:21,462
Am I okay?
1619
01:24:21,597 --> 01:24:23,169
[Mike] Hmm, well, that depends
1620
01:24:23,305 --> 01:24:25,266
on what your definition
of okay is
1621
01:24:25,402 --> 01:24:27,934
but first things first,
1622
01:24:28,070 --> 01:24:30,109
why don't you tell us
how you really feel.
1623
01:24:30,245 --> 01:24:33,279
[harp music
plays over speakers]
1624
01:24:36,443 --> 01:24:38,009
[audience gasps]
1625
01:24:43,284 --> 01:24:44,653
Well...
1626
01:24:47,257 --> 01:24:48,261
I don't know.
1627
01:24:50,390 --> 01:24:52,998
These two guys shouldn't be
my only two options
1628
01:24:53,134 --> 01:24:55,094
in the world, should they?
1629
01:24:55,229 --> 01:24:59,570
I mean, why do I even need
to feel like I choose?
1630
01:24:59,705 --> 01:25:02,243
Like, it's between
the shitty rich guy
1631
01:25:02,378 --> 01:25:03,971
and the poor guy
with a heart of gold.
1632
01:25:04,106 --> 01:25:07,473
I mean, come on,
all I really want right now
1633
01:25:07,609 --> 01:25:08,972
is to tell these boring
1634
01:25:09,108 --> 01:25:12,811
bags of dicks
to leave me alone!
1635
01:25:12,946 --> 01:25:14,050
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1636
01:25:14,185 --> 01:25:15,684
[audience cheers]
1637
01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:17,781
[Mike] That's right,
Lady Isabel.
1638
01:25:17,917 --> 01:25:19,325
See, I'm here to tell you
1639
01:25:19,461 --> 01:25:21,191
that you can have
anything you want.
1640
01:25:21,327 --> 01:25:23,821
All you have to do is ask.
1641
01:25:23,956 --> 01:25:27,696
[Hannah] What? Okay. Really?
1642
01:25:28,827 --> 01:25:31,029
-Really.
-Okay.
1643
01:25:31,164 --> 01:25:36,538
Well, I am a modest lady,
so... [sighs]
1644
01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:39,671
what if all I wanted
was just a guy
1645
01:25:39,807 --> 01:25:41,642
in a tank top and some jeans?
1646
01:25:41,777 --> 01:25:42,947
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1647
01:25:43,082 --> 01:25:44,047
[audience cheers]
1648
01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:45,219
[approval sounds]
1649
01:25:46,514 --> 01:25:47,981
[Max chuckles]
1650
01:25:48,116 --> 01:25:51,616
Okay, well,
if I can have that then...
1651
01:25:51,751 --> 01:25:53,320
what about a bad boy--
1652
01:25:53,455 --> 01:25:55,128
hold up, hold up--
1653
01:25:55,264 --> 01:25:57,064
who always responds
to my texts.
1654
01:25:57,199 --> 01:25:58,325
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1655
01:25:58,460 --> 01:25:59,392
[audience cheers]
1656
01:25:59,527 --> 01:26:02,300
Ooh. All right.
1657
01:26:02,435 --> 01:26:07,230
And now,
if I can have that then...
1658
01:26:07,366 --> 01:26:12,178
a sexy CEO who pays his
women more than his men!
1659
01:26:12,313 --> 01:26:13,907
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1660
01:26:14,043 --> 01:26:16,411
- [audience cheers]
-Ooh, me-ow.
1661
01:26:16,547 --> 01:26:18,448
What about a guy with a puppy?
1662
01:26:18,583 --> 01:26:19,851
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1663
01:26:19,986 --> 01:26:20,921
[audience awes]
1664
01:26:21,057 --> 01:26:23,916
[Hannah makes approval noises]
1665
01:26:24,051 --> 01:26:26,250
Okay, let me just swallow
my saliva
1666
01:26:26,385 --> 01:26:28,427
that's literally dripping out
of my mouth right now.
1667
01:26:28,562 --> 01:26:31,263
If I could have all of that,
why stop there?
1668
01:26:31,398 --> 01:26:32,425
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1669
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:33,927
[audience cheers]
1670
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:44,035
Wait a minute.
1671
01:26:44,171 --> 01:26:47,180
I can't be the only person
in this room
1672
01:26:47,316 --> 01:26:48,913
to feel what I'm feeling
right now. Am I?
1673
01:26:49,049 --> 01:26:50,344
[audience] No!
1674
01:26:50,479 --> 01:26:51,745
I didn't think so.
1675
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:54,221
I can tell by the looks
on your faces.
1676
01:26:54,357 --> 01:26:57,586
Now I want every single one
of you to know
1677
01:26:57,722 --> 01:27:01,285
how I'm feeling
right this very second.
1678
01:27:01,420 --> 01:27:04,259
I managed to have
a little bit of everything.
1679
01:27:04,395 --> 01:27:07,732
And now, it's your turn.
1680
01:27:07,868 --> 01:27:11,394
So, by the power vested in me
through this Magic Mike...
1681
01:27:11,530 --> 01:27:16,644
I command thee, Unicorn,
send everything to us all
1682
01:27:16,779 --> 01:27:18,735
right now!
1683
01:27:18,870 --> 01:27:20,271
[audience cheers]
1684
01:27:20,406 --> 01:27:21,315
["Champagne Life"
by Ne Yo plays over speakers]
1685
01:28:18,166 --> 01:28:22,002
["Sail" by AWOLNATION
plays over speakers]
1686
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:45,366
Uh...
1687
01:29:00,210 --> 01:29:03,714
["Be Faithful" by Fatman Scoop
ft. Crooklyn Clan plays]
1688
01:29:08,351 --> 01:29:10,722
Hey!
1689
01:29:10,858 --> 01:29:13,193
♪ Single ladies!
I can't hear ya! ♪
1690
01:29:13,328 --> 01:29:16,527
♪ Single ladies! Make noise! ♪
1691
01:29:16,662 --> 01:29:18,694
♪ What's your zodiac sign? ♪
1692
01:29:18,829 --> 01:29:21,092
♪ What's your zodiac sign? ♪
1693
01:29:21,227 --> 01:29:23,195
♪ What's your zodiac sign? ♪
1694
01:29:51,327 --> 01:29:55,731
How do you feel about
your new reality, everybody?
1695
01:29:55,866 --> 01:30:00,638
Make some bloody noise.
[chuckles]
1696
01:30:00,774 --> 01:30:04,742
Give it up. Give it up
for these gorgeous lads
1697
01:30:04,877 --> 01:30:08,104
who busted into a sweat
just for all of you.
1698
01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:10,209
Come on, make a little noise.
1699
01:30:12,288 --> 01:30:15,117
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1700
01:30:15,253 --> 01:30:18,755
That's what I like to hear.
That's what I love to hear.
1701
01:30:18,890 --> 01:30:20,721
A little bit of noise
on this stage
1702
01:30:20,857 --> 01:30:22,794
doesn't go amiss, sweethearts.
1703
01:30:22,929 --> 01:30:26,627
And let me tell you one thing,
a body at rest...
1704
01:30:26,763 --> 01:30:29,161
is a body at rest. Right?
1705
01:30:29,297 --> 01:30:32,964
Eh, you know, not bad.
But a body in motion...
1706
01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:34,337
[Hannah makes approval noises]
1707
01:30:34,472 --> 01:30:36,476
[audience cheers]
1708
01:30:36,612 --> 01:30:41,678
There is absolutely
nothing sexier...
1709
01:30:41,814 --> 01:30:44,446
than a body in motion.
Am I right?
1710
01:30:44,581 --> 01:30:45,651
[audience cheers]
1711
01:30:48,757 --> 01:30:51,981
So for our next act,
I want you to give it up...
1712
01:30:52,117 --> 01:30:53,283
ladies and gentlemen
1713
01:30:53,419 --> 01:30:56,794
for the trickster prince
him bloody self.
1714
01:30:56,929 --> 01:31:02,002
Give it up, everybody,
for Mr. JD Rainey.
1715
01:31:02,137 --> 01:31:03,704
[audience cheers]
1716
01:31:03,839 --> 01:31:05,671
["Get Up, Sex Machine (Remix)"
by James Brown plays]
1717
01:31:50,746 --> 01:31:52,113
[speaking Spanish]
1718
01:32:02,230 --> 01:32:03,388
[audience cheers]
1719
01:32:12,668 --> 01:32:13,673
[whistles]
1720
01:32:15,644 --> 01:32:17,237
["Juice" by Pell
and Young Franco plays]
1721
01:32:19,513 --> 01:32:21,109
[no other sounds audible]
1722
01:33:11,195 --> 01:33:13,596
["Boys Better"
by The Dandy Warhols plays]
1723
01:33:13,732 --> 01:33:17,594
[no other sounds audible]
1724
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:44,120
[audience cheers]
1725
01:34:48,162 --> 01:34:50,357
-I think we should leave now.
-Where are we going?
1726
01:34:50,492 --> 01:34:51,928
Mike said to leave
at the end of "Suits"
1727
01:34:52,064 --> 01:34:53,266
and return
at the end of "Pony."
1728
01:34:53,402 --> 01:34:55,195
Oh, yes, yes. So you go.
1729
01:34:55,331 --> 01:34:59,298
And no peeking.
He'll be watching you.
1730
01:34:59,434 --> 01:35:02,368
[Hannah] Now folks,
this next dance
1731
01:35:02,504 --> 01:35:05,270
is one that
I'm well-acquainted with.
1732
01:35:05,405 --> 01:35:09,612
Things are about
to get intimate.
1733
01:35:09,747 --> 01:35:12,413
[audience cheers]
1734
01:35:12,548 --> 01:35:17,086
Now, a real man isn't afraid
to act on his desire...
1735
01:35:17,221 --> 01:35:20,789
but the sexiest act
of submission...
1736
01:35:20,925 --> 01:35:23,897
is asking for permission.
1737
01:35:24,032 --> 01:35:25,029
["Permission" by Ro James
plays over speakers]
1738
01:35:41,911 --> 01:35:43,080
[audience cheers]
1739
01:36:45,513 --> 01:36:46,737
[audience cheers]
1740
01:37:10,538 --> 01:37:11,630
[audience cheers]
1741
01:37:17,979 --> 01:37:19,235
-Break a leg, gov.
-[Mike kisses]
1742
01:37:19,371 --> 01:37:20,573
Aw, bless ya.
1743
01:37:36,123 --> 01:37:38,062
I know. I know.
1744
01:37:38,198 --> 01:37:40,599
We all want
a little bit of everything
1745
01:37:40,735 --> 01:37:42,796
all of the time. Don't we?
1746
01:37:42,931 --> 01:37:44,230
But...
1747
01:37:44,366 --> 01:37:47,464
sometimes you just want to be
1748
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:51,373
everything to someone. Right?
1749
01:37:53,543 --> 01:37:58,049
Sometimes, the greatest
fantasy of them all...
1750
01:37:58,184 --> 01:38:00,283
is knowing
that you're the only one.
1751
01:38:01,715 --> 01:38:02,785
[sound of thunderstorm
over speakers]
1752
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:03,990
[audience cheers]
1753
01:38:30,075 --> 01:38:32,117
[haunting instrumental music
plays over speakers]
1754
01:39:34,308 --> 01:39:35,444
[slight gasp]
1755
01:39:52,527 --> 01:39:53,891
[audience shouts
approval sounds]
1756
01:39:54,026 --> 01:39:55,662
["Open Up" by Gallant
plays over speakers]
1757
01:40:50,252 --> 01:40:51,652
[audience cheers]
1758
01:43:09,193 --> 01:43:10,923
[audience cheers]
1759
01:43:22,675 --> 01:43:24,744
You said to go hard,
and so I did what you said.
1760
01:43:24,879 --> 01:43:25,940
I mean, you know.
1761
01:43:26,076 --> 01:43:27,042
Oh, God.
1762
01:43:27,178 --> 01:43:28,171
We showed up.
1763
01:43:30,484 --> 01:43:32,208
["Pony" by Ginuwine
plays over speakers]
1764
01:43:34,922 --> 01:43:35,920
That's "Pony."
1765
01:43:36,056 --> 01:43:37,251
Mike said after "Pony."
1766
01:43:37,387 --> 01:43:39,125
No, he just said "Pony."
1767
01:43:39,260 --> 01:43:41,019
He definitely said
after "Pony"
1768
01:43:41,155 --> 01:43:43,186
and they're still
on their ponies. Now sit.
1769
01:43:45,526 --> 01:43:46,794
[Victor sighs]
1770
01:44:28,943 --> 01:44:30,233
[audience cheers]
1771
01:44:34,309 --> 01:44:35,315
Yes!
1772
01:44:45,417 --> 01:44:47,422
Come on, they're applauding.
It must be over now.
1773
01:44:47,557 --> 01:44:48,790
[slight chuckle] Very well.
1774
01:44:50,930 --> 01:44:53,025
["Love in This Club" feat.
Young Jeezy plays on speakers]
1775
01:45:05,804 --> 01:45:06,737
[Mike laughs]
1776
01:45:06,872 --> 01:45:08,744
So amazing. [chuckles]
1777
01:45:09,709 --> 01:45:10,746
[Mike laughs]
1778
01:45:14,145 --> 01:45:15,978
Wait a minute. Just a second.
1779
01:45:16,114 --> 01:45:17,682
Thank you very much, Mr. Mike.
1780
01:45:17,817 --> 01:45:19,084
Very nice, my friend.
1781
01:45:37,644 --> 01:45:39,543
-You look beautiful.
-Congratulations.
1782
01:45:39,678 --> 01:45:42,172
-Huh?
-Congratulations. You did it.
1783
01:45:42,308 --> 01:45:43,346
What are you talking about?
We did it.
1784
01:45:43,481 --> 01:45:44,813
You did it. It was amazing.
1785
01:45:44,948 --> 01:45:45,642
Look around.
All this is because of you.
1786
01:45:45,777 --> 01:45:47,179
You are sublime.
1787
01:45:47,314 --> 01:45:48,916
Look, I just want you to know
I love you. Okay?
1788
01:45:55,195 --> 01:45:56,491
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
1789
01:45:56,627 --> 01:45:57,859
If you're not gonna leave him,
1790
01:45:57,994 --> 01:46:00,093
I don't want this
to be more confusing.
1791
01:46:00,228 --> 01:46:05,070
It's done. I'm never, ever,
ever going back to him.
1792
01:46:05,206 --> 01:46:08,564
I am free and I am broke.
1793
01:46:08,700 --> 01:46:11,803
What do you mean? You're--
What do you mean you're broke?
1794
01:46:11,939 --> 01:46:13,743
-Yeah.
-Like broke, broke?
1795
01:46:15,373 --> 01:46:17,477
I'm s-- I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
1796
01:46:17,613 --> 01:46:18,979
It's okay. I don't care.
1797
01:46:19,114 --> 01:46:22,752
No, I'm-- I'm just--
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1798
01:46:26,358 --> 01:46:27,618
[footsteps approaching]
1799
01:46:27,753 --> 01:46:28,791
[Mike chuckles]
1800
01:46:31,724 --> 01:46:32,861
I hate you.
1801
01:46:39,735 --> 01:46:41,474
Come on, let's go. [laughs]
1802
01:46:46,005 --> 01:46:47,570
[Zadie] No one can claim
1803
01:46:47,705 --> 01:46:50,579
to fully understand
what exactly dance is...
1804
01:46:50,714 --> 01:46:52,377
but what is abundantly clear
1805
01:46:52,513 --> 01:46:56,085
is that dance seeks
no meaning for its desires.
1806
01:46:56,220 --> 01:47:00,659
It does not value age
or status, logic or reason.
1807
01:47:00,795 --> 01:47:04,087
It is a compass orientated
only to liberty,
1808
01:47:04,222 --> 01:47:05,957
not unlike the human heart.
1809
01:47:06,092 --> 01:47:07,963
I stumbled upon these wisdoms
1810
01:47:08,098 --> 01:47:12,366
when I met a lonely stripper
named Mike.
1811
01:47:12,501 --> 01:47:15,508
["Don't Be Afraid"
by Diplo and Damian Lazarus
playing]
1812
01:48:44,324 --> 01:48:47,325
["All About You"
by Stevie Brock
playing]
1813
01:49:58,568 --> 01:50:00,563
["It's Over if We Run
Out of Love"
by David Holmes plays]