1 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:22,866 The impulse to dance existed long before 2 00:00:22,997 --> 00:00:25,434 our primate ancestors evolved into humans. 3 00:00:25,565 --> 00:00:28,002 Evolutionary biologists suggest that dance 4 00:00:28,133 --> 00:00:29,351 was used by early humans 5 00:00:29,482 --> 00:00:31,005 to promote the social cooperation 6 00:00:31,136 --> 00:00:33,050 essential for our survival. 7 00:00:33,181 --> 00:00:34,617 Indeed, studies have found that 8 00:00:34,748 --> 00:00:36,445 today's best dancers all share 9 00:00:36,576 --> 00:00:38,491 the two specific genes associated 10 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:40,580 with excellent interpersonal skills. 11 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:43,626 But despite its power to save our species, 12 00:00:43,757 --> 00:00:45,150 dance could not save 13 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,021 a small furniture company in Miami 14 00:00:47,152 --> 00:00:51,112 from the economic Tsunami of a global pandemic, 15 00:00:51,243 --> 00:00:54,942 so like many 40-year-old millennial white males, 16 00:00:55,072 --> 00:00:56,726 Mike Lane found himself 17 00:00:56,857 --> 00:01:00,252 alone and adrift in an ocean of failed relationships 18 00:01:00,382 --> 00:01:02,036 and unrealized dreams. 19 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:03,864 Excuse me? Hello! 20 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,780 This area is off-limits. 21 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,261 Oh. Well, then 22 00:01:09,391 --> 00:01:11,191 you really shouldn't be here then, should you? 23 00:01:12,177 --> 00:01:13,830 Cute. 24 00:01:13,961 --> 00:01:16,964 Get dressed, start unloading. Trucks just pulled in. 25 00:01:17,094 --> 00:01:18,183 All right. 26 00:01:20,141 --> 00:01:23,753 So, is she living in Miami now, or... 27 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:25,581 Well, she can't go back to London, 28 00:01:25,712 --> 00:01:27,192 Roger's there. 29 00:01:27,322 --> 00:01:29,019 She has to go back, for the daughter. 30 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:30,847 Roger still wants it to work, 31 00:01:30,978 --> 00:01:32,371 according to Bob. 32 00:01:32,501 --> 00:01:33,763 She should have just canceled 33 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,263 instead of walking around like a zombie. 34 00:01:35,287 --> 00:01:36,636 Totally. 35 00:01:36,766 --> 00:01:38,464 -And here she is. 36 00:01:38,594 --> 00:01:40,117 Hi. 37 00:01:40,248 --> 00:01:42,128 Thank you so much. This is absolutely beautiful. 38 00:01:42,207 --> 00:01:45,035 - Oh, thank you for your contribution. - You look stunning. 39 00:01:53,783 --> 00:01:55,829 - Scotch, please. - Neat or rocks? 40 00:01:55,959 --> 00:01:57,091 Neat. 41 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:00,834 You getting what you want? 42 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:06,666 With the fundraiser. It looks like it's going all right. 43 00:02:06,796 --> 00:02:09,538 Nobody here knows what the big blue rescue project is 44 00:02:09,669 --> 00:02:11,627 and yet they give me their money every year. 45 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,171 Well, I just think people like to 46 00:02:14,195 --> 00:02:15,414 look at what they can't have. 47 00:02:24,118 --> 00:02:25,337 I guess. 48 00:02:30,342 --> 00:02:32,169 What's up, bro? Two vodka sodas. 49 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:33,823 Two vodka sodas. 50 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,956 - So, what do you think? Yeah? - Yeah. Sounds good. 51 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,221 Wait. I know you. You went to state, right? 52 00:02:40,352 --> 00:02:42,267 State? No, definitely not. 53 00:02:42,397 --> 00:02:44,834 Huh. We've definitely met. 54 00:02:45,922 --> 00:02:48,316 Uh, no. I don't know. Sorry. 55 00:02:48,447 --> 00:02:53,930 - Don't freak the guy out, hon. - I'm not. 56 00:02:54,061 --> 00:02:57,194 Holy shit. I got it. You really don't remember? 57 00:02:59,022 --> 00:03:00,676 I don't know. Was it at my store? Huh? 58 00:03:00,807 --> 00:03:03,853 No. You were a cop, right? 59 00:03:08,162 --> 00:03:09,729 - What's your name? - Kim. 60 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,736 Uh, yeah. Like way back in the day. Yeah. 61 00:03:16,866 --> 00:03:18,172 Yeah. Yeah. 62 00:03:18,303 --> 00:03:19,521 Right, right, right. Got it. 63 00:03:19,652 --> 00:03:21,741 Nice pull, hon! Did you arrest her? 64 00:03:21,871 --> 00:03:24,396 Uh, no, I think I let you off with a warning. Right? 65 00:03:24,526 --> 00:03:26,267 Mm-hmm. It was my pledge party. 66 00:03:26,398 --> 00:03:28,356 I was being very disorderly. 67 00:03:28,487 --> 00:03:30,489 You being good now? You behaving? 68 00:03:30,619 --> 00:03:32,186 - Yes, I'm great, actually. - Good. 69 00:03:32,317 --> 00:03:35,972 I'm on maxandra's legal team so... here to support. 70 00:03:36,103 --> 00:03:38,061 That's cool. What kind of law do you practice? 71 00:03:38,192 --> 00:03:41,848 Family law generally. But, I do specialize in divorce. 72 00:03:41,978 --> 00:03:44,174 - Well, it was good to see you. - See you in another 10 years. 73 00:03:44,198 --> 00:03:48,115 - Cheers. Be good. - I'll do my best. 74 00:04:00,432 --> 00:04:02,085 You! Bartender. 75 00:04:02,216 --> 00:04:04,610 Mrs. Rattigan would like a word. 76 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:06,438 Uh, we're not done breaking down. 77 00:04:06,568 --> 00:04:07,743 Did you hear what I said? 78 00:04:07,874 --> 00:04:09,441 She'd like to see you right now. 79 00:04:09,571 --> 00:04:11,921 Bullshit. Hey, look, 80 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:14,184 you don't have to explain it to me. All right? 81 00:04:14,315 --> 00:04:16,622 Explain it to zadie. 82 00:04:16,752 --> 00:04:17,971 Ma'am? 83 00:04:18,101 --> 00:04:20,408 Of course, I'm super uncomfortable 84 00:04:20,539 --> 00:04:22,758 doing that and I won't do it. 85 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:26,153 Because that's a date with chaperones. 86 00:04:26,283 --> 00:04:27,633 I'm not stupid, Roger. 87 00:04:27,763 --> 00:04:29,504 Ma'am, uh, they said to come see you. 88 00:04:29,635 --> 00:04:30,810 Should I just wait outside? 89 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:32,638 I don't want to see you! All right? 90 00:04:32,768 --> 00:04:35,162 Get it into your head, if you need to talk to me 91 00:04:35,292 --> 00:04:36,772 then bring the lawyers. 92 00:04:37,512 --> 00:04:39,340 Um, bartender? 93 00:04:39,471 --> 00:04:40,883 I'm sorry. They said to come see you. I didn't mean to... 94 00:04:40,907 --> 00:04:42,343 Yes, yes, please come back. 95 00:04:42,996 --> 00:04:43,997 Okay. 96 00:04:46,739 --> 00:04:48,741 -Yeah? 97 00:04:54,137 --> 00:05:00,361 You know... Do you like bartending? 98 00:05:00,492 --> 00:05:03,320 Sure. Uh, it's not really what I do, 99 00:05:03,451 --> 00:05:04,670 but yeah. Why not? 100 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,933 So, what is it that you really do? 101 00:05:07,063 --> 00:05:09,544 Uh, yeah... well, it's... that's a long story. 102 00:05:09,675 --> 00:05:11,372 Did you want me for something? 103 00:05:11,503 --> 00:05:13,330 Yeah... 104 00:05:16,682 --> 00:05:18,945 Um, what's your name? 105 00:05:19,075 --> 00:05:20,250 Mike. 106 00:05:21,774 --> 00:05:23,123 Nice to meet you, Mike. 107 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:24,429 Nice to meet you. 108 00:05:28,476 --> 00:05:29,564 How much? 109 00:05:31,827 --> 00:05:33,655 How much for what? 110 00:05:37,572 --> 00:05:38,878 You know. Please don't make me 111 00:05:39,008 --> 00:05:40,227 spit it out 112 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,378 because this is the first time I do this 113 00:05:41,402 --> 00:05:44,187 and it's not comfortable. 114 00:05:44,318 --> 00:05:45,450 Look, I don't know 115 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:46,820 what you're talking about. What? 116 00:05:49,845 --> 00:05:53,458 But Kim told me that she knew you, and run into you, 117 00:05:53,588 --> 00:05:54,850 and that you were a dancer. 118 00:05:54,981 --> 00:05:57,418 - Oh, Kim... Kim told you that? - Yeah. 119 00:05:58,463 --> 00:05:59,855 -Right. 120 00:05:59,986 --> 00:06:04,164 Uh, look, I don't really do that anymore, so... 121 00:06:04,294 --> 00:06:05,339 Uh, what was your name? 122 00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:06,819 Max. 123 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,474 Max, it was nice to meet you. Uh, thanks for... 124 00:06:09,604 --> 00:06:12,259 I'm s... I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 125 00:06:12,389 --> 00:06:13,758 No, you didn't offend me. Don't worry. It's all... 126 00:06:13,782 --> 00:06:15,349 Really, I have no idea what I'm doing. 127 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,046 It's just I'm not normally like this... 128 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,937 It's just that I've had like the shittiest day 129 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,397 and the shittiest week... 130 00:06:20,528 --> 00:06:21,723 And the shittiest month, and the shittiest year. 131 00:06:21,747 --> 00:06:23,226 Same here. Welcome to the club. 132 00:06:23,357 --> 00:06:25,185 Don't worry, you didn't offend me. 133 00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:26,315 Okay. 134 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:30,277 It was nice to meet you. 135 00:06:30,407 --> 00:06:32,888 So, let's say... 136 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:37,371 If you were to do this just, like, one last time. 137 00:06:37,502 --> 00:06:38,677 Mm-hmm? 138 00:06:38,807 --> 00:06:40,896 How much would something like that go for? 139 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:42,158 How much would something 140 00:06:42,289 --> 00:06:44,596 like that go for? 141 00:06:44,726 --> 00:06:47,729 Uh, $60,000? Maybe. 142 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:50,602 - $60,000? - Yeah. Yeah, 60. 143 00:06:50,732 --> 00:06:52,299 Let's call it 60. 144 00:06:52,429 --> 00:06:55,171 What the fuck do you do? She said it was a silly dance. 145 00:06:55,302 --> 00:06:58,305 Who said that? Kim? Kim said that? It was silly? 146 00:06:58,435 --> 00:07:00,742 Yeah. She said it was a silly dance, 147 00:07:00,873 --> 00:07:03,223 but that it would get my mind off of things. 148 00:07:03,353 --> 00:07:07,096 And if she's right, I'm willing to pay six. 149 00:07:09,359 --> 00:07:11,100 What? You're serious right now? 150 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,071 You're gonna pay me $6,000 to give you a dance? 151 00:07:15,148 --> 00:07:17,280 Yeah, but no happy endings, huh? 152 00:07:18,847 --> 00:07:20,240 So we have a deal? 153 00:07:29,641 --> 00:07:31,512 Are you leaving? 154 00:07:32,948 --> 00:07:35,037 You know I have security. 155 00:07:35,168 --> 00:07:36,168 Mm-hmm. 156 00:07:37,649 --> 00:07:39,564 What are you doing? 157 00:07:39,694 --> 00:07:43,002 Um, you seem like you need a drink. 158 00:07:44,656 --> 00:07:47,310 I really, really do. 159 00:08:02,412 --> 00:08:04,719 Why are you moving my flowers? 160 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:07,113 These will work better here. 161 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:09,985 You have a really, really, 162 00:08:10,116 --> 00:08:11,508 really nice house. 163 00:08:13,598 --> 00:08:14,599 Thank you. 164 00:08:14,729 --> 00:08:16,122 Everything's made really well. 165 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:26,567 Are you redecorating? 166 00:08:28,438 --> 00:08:29,875 Maybe. Do you have music? 167 00:08:33,052 --> 00:08:34,836 You might want to finish your drink. 168 00:08:48,197 --> 00:08:51,723 So, I don't know if you really know what you bought... 169 00:08:51,853 --> 00:08:56,075 But I'm gonna give it to you anyway. 170 00:08:56,205 --> 00:08:58,773 And at any point I take you past your comfort zone... 171 00:08:58,904 --> 00:09:00,645 I fucking slap you. 172 00:09:00,775 --> 00:09:03,909 You can slap me. That's perfect. 173 00:09:05,432 --> 00:09:06,433 May I touch you? 174 00:09:08,653 --> 00:09:09,654 I guess. 175 00:13:40,272 --> 00:13:41,534 Thanks. 176 00:13:42,578 --> 00:13:44,493 You don't know what I said. 177 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,144 What are you talking about? Yeah, I do. 178 00:13:46,887 --> 00:13:48,845 What did I say? 179 00:13:48,976 --> 00:13:50,717 You said I move like water. 180 00:13:54,373 --> 00:13:56,941 I didn't mean for you to understand that. 181 00:13:57,071 --> 00:13:59,465 Well, maybe you should be 182 00:13:59,595 --> 00:14:01,032 a little more careful what you say. 183 00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:03,295 Remember, I am from Florida. 184 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,999 If I had known what this night was going to be like... 185 00:14:13,609 --> 00:14:16,699 I would have gladly paid you the 60 thousand. 186 00:14:18,397 --> 00:14:19,746 It wouldn't have mattered anyway, 187 00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:21,356 I'm not gonna take your money. 188 00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:24,403 I'm not even gonna take the six grand. 189 00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,325 Who are you? 190 00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:38,939 Um, I don't know. 191 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,550 What do you mean? 192 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,729 Come with me to London. 193 00:14:48,818 --> 00:14:50,168 What's in London? 194 00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:52,561 My life. 195 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,738 Your life's in London? I thought this was your house. 196 00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:59,133 This is a house, but it's not the house. 197 00:15:01,353 --> 00:15:03,964 Max, I can't just go to London. 198 00:15:04,095 --> 00:15:05,835 I got, like, stuff here. I got... 199 00:15:05,966 --> 00:15:07,924 Like there's a whole mess. I got a job. 200 00:15:08,055 --> 00:15:09,839 I can't just go to London. 201 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:12,625 I'm gonna get you a much better job in London. 202 00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:13,974 You're gonna get... 203 00:15:14,105 --> 00:15:16,150 No, well, I have a job for you in mind. 204 00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:20,024 It's creative. And all you have to do 205 00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:21,460 is come with me for a month 206 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:25,072 and I will give you your 60 thousand. 207 00:15:27,335 --> 00:15:29,096 Max, I can't just up and leave my entire life here for you... 208 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,575 Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Listen. Listen. 209 00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:32,403 Not for a mon... I can't. Not for a whole month. 210 00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:34,081 You should come with me 211 00:15:34,212 --> 00:15:36,493 and then if it's out of your comfort zone then you just... 212 00:15:36,605 --> 00:15:38,825 - I get to fucking slap you? - You can fucking slap me. 213 00:15:41,219 --> 00:15:42,220 Let's go. 214 00:15:47,138 --> 00:15:48,138 Thank you. 215 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,799 What are you doing? 216 00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:59,063 I don't really fuck with vegetables. 217 00:16:00,281 --> 00:16:02,805 How do you have that body then? 218 00:16:02,936 --> 00:16:06,200 I don't know. Genetics. Mom and pops. 219 00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:08,376 How'd you get so rich? 220 00:16:09,682 --> 00:16:13,077 - Genetics, I guess. - Mm-hmm. Yeah? 221 00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:15,818 No, Roger's family is in media. 222 00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:18,778 Oh, that's cool. Is that like TV and shit? 223 00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:21,433 It's more like everything and shit. 224 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,261 Right. 225 00:16:23,391 --> 00:16:26,960 So, um, I don't know. What happened, with that? 226 00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:30,485 Marriage happened. 227 00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:32,444 Mmm. 228 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,272 Are you married? 229 00:16:34,402 --> 00:16:38,885 Am I married? Um, would it be a problem if I was? 230 00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:43,019 No. This is 100 percent business. 231 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:46,240 Right. You keep talking about this "job." 232 00:16:46,371 --> 00:16:48,590 But you always leave out what the actual job is. 233 00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:51,332 It's what you were meant to be doing all along. 234 00:16:52,942 --> 00:16:55,162 Okay. I've made it really clear though, 235 00:16:55,293 --> 00:16:57,251 I'm not... I don't dance anymore. 236 00:16:57,382 --> 00:17:00,994 Then I can claim that I got magic Mike's last dance. 237 00:17:03,779 --> 00:17:06,130 So what else could you possibly be paying me for? 238 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,482 We are not having sex. 239 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,266 Completely out of the question. 240 00:17:13,789 --> 00:17:15,226 Why? 241 00:17:15,356 --> 00:17:17,184 You know, Mike, I actually think you have... 242 00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:21,754 Other talents. And this is what I'm invested in. 243 00:17:21,884 --> 00:17:24,017 Okay. But just, you know, hear me out. 244 00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:30,632 You've purchased me for a month, um, let's just say... 245 00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:33,113 You say, "jump." I say, "which bed?" 246 00:17:33,244 --> 00:17:35,246 Look, last night was... 247 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:40,729 Kind of magical. It was amazing. 248 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,385 So, let's not fuck that up. 249 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:47,171 Okay? 250 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,347 Okay. 251 00:17:49,477 --> 00:17:52,176 Uh, and no. I'm not, by the way. 252 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,308 What? 253 00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:55,614 Married. 254 00:17:59,313 --> 00:18:03,404 Okay. Are you in a relationship? 255 00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:05,189 Mm-mm. No. 256 00:18:05,319 --> 00:18:06,581 Me and relationships 257 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,583 don't have a tendency to, uh, work out. 258 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,545 Yeah, I can understand that. 259 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,634 - To freedom. - To freedom. 260 00:19:01,549 --> 00:19:05,292 Now, sir, the brown hamper is for dry cleaning 261 00:19:05,423 --> 00:19:07,990 and the beige hamper is for regular laundry. 262 00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:10,645 Uh, I'm probably not gonna have 263 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,096 any dry cleaning and I, by the way 264 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,344 I can do my own clothes, man. 265 00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:14,843 Just show me where the machines are. 266 00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:16,912 Ms. Mendoza would never allow that, sir. 267 00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:18,803 Aw, man, you can call me Mike. It's all good. 268 00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:21,526 As you wish, sir. The loo is through this door here. 269 00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:25,269 Uh, the toilet, sir. 270 00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:26,574 Right. Do you have any idea 271 00:19:26,705 --> 00:19:28,184 what the fuck I'm doing here? 272 00:19:28,315 --> 00:19:30,796 Uh, regrettably... no, sir. 273 00:19:30,926 --> 00:19:32,126 Yeah, but you wouldn't tell me 274 00:19:32,232 --> 00:19:33,581 even if you did know, would you? 275 00:19:33,712 --> 00:19:36,236 I would be lying if I said I wasn't lying, sir. 276 00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:37,411 Right. It's Mike, man. 277 00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,065 Just call me Mike. 278 00:19:39,195 --> 00:19:42,460 Well, "Mike," Ms. Mendoza does love a good surprise. 279 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,419 I'll collect you at half past. 280 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:47,987 Collect me at half past for the surprise. Cool. 281 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,169 Shit. 282 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,393 I never like to give credit to Victor 283 00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:05,091 because he becomes unbearable... 284 00:20:05,221 --> 00:20:07,615 But I wouldn't own the place that we're going to 285 00:20:07,746 --> 00:20:09,182 if he hadn't convinced me 286 00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:11,140 to fight for it in the settlement. 287 00:20:11,271 --> 00:20:12,446 Her only other option 288 00:20:12,577 --> 00:20:15,623 was a sand and gravel pit in high wycombe. 289 00:20:15,754 --> 00:20:20,498 And the only value I saw in it was that my mother-in-law... 290 00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:22,108 Didn't want to give it away. 291 00:20:22,238 --> 00:20:25,459 But now, I have found its purpose. 292 00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:30,334 What's my purpose there? If we're going there. 293 00:20:31,117 --> 00:20:33,337 Well... 294 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:35,339 Just pretend that today is Christmas 295 00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:37,863 and you're about to open your presents. 296 00:20:37,993 --> 00:20:39,343 Okay. 297 00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:42,171 As a matter of fact, Victor, 298 00:20:42,302 --> 00:20:44,043 I think we should stop at Liberty's first. 299 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:45,174 Don't you think? 300 00:20:45,305 --> 00:20:46,959 I would let harj know, 301 00:20:47,089 --> 00:20:48,482 so that he can mentally prepare. 302 00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:49,962 Good idea. 303 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,181 What's a harj? 304 00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:03,802 Hello, harj. 305 00:21:03,932 --> 00:21:06,979 Good afternoon, madame rattigan! 306 00:21:07,109 --> 00:21:09,590 Don't you "madame" me and it's mendoza now. 307 00:21:11,549 --> 00:21:14,900 So where's "the big tear-down"? 308 00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:17,511 What... this does not cost that. 309 00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:19,078 What is this in dollars? 310 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:20,968 Do you like... What, do you drop a zero or... 311 00:21:21,646 --> 00:21:22,777 So cute. 312 00:21:29,741 --> 00:21:31,656 Do you know what Victor does? 313 00:21:31,786 --> 00:21:33,309 So you own this place? 314 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,094 I do now. 315 00:21:35,224 --> 00:21:38,184 When this very same play opened in 2004, 316 00:21:38,314 --> 00:21:40,099 the owner of the theater 317 00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:43,407 fell madly in love with this horribly insecure actress. 318 00:21:43,537 --> 00:21:45,583 And so... 319 00:21:45,713 --> 00:21:48,237 Here's where my love story with Roger began 320 00:21:48,368 --> 00:21:50,283 and here is where it's going to end. 321 00:21:51,589 --> 00:21:53,199 He must have loved your performance. 322 00:21:54,505 --> 00:21:55,984 I had three lines. 323 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:05,211 Well, you certainly look the part. 324 00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:08,301 So relax, have fun 325 00:22:08,432 --> 00:22:10,956 and I promise there won't be any more surprises, 326 00:22:11,086 --> 00:22:12,281 but you're gonna like this one. 327 00:22:12,305 --> 00:22:13,305 You swear? 328 00:22:14,612 --> 00:22:15,917 Deal. 329 00:22:16,048 --> 00:22:18,137 Miss mendoza! Right on time as usual. 330 00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:19,965 Stop it, Woody. I'm half an hour late. 331 00:22:20,095 --> 00:22:21,749 As usual. Is this, uh... 332 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,316 Yeah, Mike, meet Woody, 333 00:22:23,447 --> 00:22:25,187 the best stage manager in all of London. 334 00:22:25,318 --> 00:22:27,799 Easy. I'm just here to serve your vision, gov. 335 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,671 My vision? 336 00:22:30,802 --> 00:22:34,501 Mm-hmm. Your vision. Let's go. 337 00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:37,417 Oh, fuck. 338 00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:39,898 Voilà. 339 00:22:40,638 --> 00:22:41,682 Wow. 340 00:22:41,813 --> 00:22:42,988 Right on time. 341 00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:51,300 Listen, I... Hugh, 342 00:22:51,431 --> 00:22:54,478 are we actually going again because I'm not sure. 343 00:22:54,608 --> 00:22:55,977 But if you go back to the start of the scene 344 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,282 please just go to the top of the scene 345 00:22:57,306 --> 00:22:58,588 and imbue it with a little more... 346 00:22:58,612 --> 00:22:59,652 So what's this shit about? 347 00:22:59,744 --> 00:23:01,136 It's the same old 348 00:23:01,267 --> 00:23:03,269 will-she-marry-for-love or-money bullshit. 349 00:23:03,399 --> 00:23:05,184 Hmm. 350 00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:07,186 So, what does she pick? Love or money? 351 00:23:07,316 --> 00:23:08,796 Who cares? 352 00:23:08,927 --> 00:23:10,798 The real question is: 353 00:23:10,929 --> 00:23:12,626 Why does she feel like she has to choose? 354 00:23:12,757 --> 00:23:14,106 I think I've run out of words. 355 00:23:14,236 --> 00:23:15,499 Hell yeah. 356 00:23:15,629 --> 00:23:16,909 Well, this is your joint, right? 357 00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:18,390 Why don't you just give them that note? 358 00:23:18,414 --> 00:23:19,414 Show me, 359 00:23:19,503 --> 00:23:20,808 have you got the script or... 360 00:23:20,939 --> 00:23:22,139 Jessica, do you have a script? 361 00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:25,726 Oh, this is a jolly good 362 00:23:25,857 --> 00:23:26,945 waste of time, isn't it? 363 00:23:27,075 --> 00:23:28,903 Bravo! Bravo, everybody. 364 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,427 Absolutely flawless, thank you. 365 00:23:31,558 --> 00:23:33,081 Excuse me? Who the fuck is talking? 366 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,258 Oh. Maxandra. My sincere apologies. 367 00:23:36,389 --> 00:23:38,260 I couldn't see you in the light. 368 00:23:38,391 --> 00:23:40,262 Nice to see you again, uh... 369 00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:43,309 - Matthew. - Right. 370 00:23:43,439 --> 00:23:45,746 - The director. - Of course. 371 00:23:45,877 --> 00:23:47,487 To what do we owe the pleasure? 372 00:23:47,618 --> 00:23:49,010 I'm here to make an announcement. 373 00:23:49,141 --> 00:23:51,709 Oh! Oh. Tell me. 374 00:23:51,839 --> 00:23:53,188 Well, if I only told you 375 00:23:53,319 --> 00:23:55,408 it wouldn't be an announcement, would it? 376 00:23:55,539 --> 00:23:58,454 I suppose not. Um, attention, everyone! 377 00:23:58,585 --> 00:24:00,718 Gang, this is maxandra rattigan. 378 00:24:00,848 --> 00:24:02,241 The wife of our owner and... 379 00:24:02,371 --> 00:24:05,549 Actually, it's maxandra mendoza 380 00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:08,029 and I'm the legal owner of this theater. 381 00:24:10,597 --> 00:24:13,426 I am here to give you all notice 382 00:24:13,557 --> 00:24:15,907 Isabel ascendant is closed... 383 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:18,431 Effective immediately. 384 00:24:18,562 --> 00:24:19,650 On what fucking grounds? 385 00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:21,303 We are at capacity every night! 386 00:24:21,434 --> 00:24:25,743 Relax. It's only a four-week course correction. 387 00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:30,225 An evolution. A revelation! 388 00:24:31,879 --> 00:24:34,273 And no one is fired. 389 00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:35,666 Christ. 390 00:24:35,796 --> 00:24:37,581 Except for, um... 391 00:24:39,452 --> 00:24:41,889 - Matthew. - Matthew. Yes. 392 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,326 Matthew will be replaced 393 00:24:44,457 --> 00:24:47,025 by a brilliant new choreographer 394 00:24:47,155 --> 00:24:50,289 that I recently discovered in Miami. 395 00:24:50,419 --> 00:24:53,379 His artistry made me feel, uh... 396 00:24:56,469 --> 00:24:59,298 There are no words. It's just... 397 00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:01,169 Ecstasy. 398 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,216 And in exactly one month, 399 00:25:04,346 --> 00:25:08,568 I want every woman that walks into this theater 400 00:25:08,699 --> 00:25:11,919 to feel the same kind of ecstasy that I did. 401 00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:16,576 To transcend. To break free. 402 00:25:16,707 --> 00:25:18,447 So, without further ado... 403 00:25:18,578 --> 00:25:22,364 I give you the visionary artist... 404 00:25:22,495 --> 00:25:26,238 That inspired me so profoundly 405 00:25:26,368 --> 00:25:29,154 and that will take us to the promised land. 406 00:25:29,284 --> 00:25:31,330 Ladies and gentlemen... 407 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,811 Michael Jeffrey Lane. 408 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:44,691 'Sup? 409 00:25:44,822 --> 00:25:48,608 The look on Roger's face when he sees this! 410 00:25:48,739 --> 00:25:51,524 It's worth every pound, every shilling. 411 00:25:51,655 --> 00:25:52,849 No. Yeah. You could've given me 412 00:25:52,873 --> 00:25:54,396 just a little heads-up before 413 00:25:54,527 --> 00:25:55,927 you threw me to the wolves in there! 414 00:25:55,963 --> 00:25:57,225 You would've been in your head, 415 00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:58,574 over-thinking everything. 416 00:25:58,705 --> 00:25:59,900 It was better than not thinking 417 00:25:59,924 --> 00:26:01,012 anything at all. Like... 418 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:02,753 And what are you so excited about? 419 00:26:02,883 --> 00:26:04,339 Like every single person in there quit! 420 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:07,235 We don't need actors, we need dancers. 421 00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,281 Plus, by not firing them, 422 00:26:09,411 --> 00:26:11,718 we saved thousands on labor-union fees. 423 00:26:11,849 --> 00:26:13,981 -More money for you. 424 00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:17,593 Yeah, but... okay. I... Look, no offense... 425 00:26:17,724 --> 00:26:19,030 But there's got to be easier ways 426 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,771 to get back at your husband for... 427 00:26:20,901 --> 00:26:23,121 I don't know, whatever, than putting on a strip show. 428 00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:26,907 Oh, I'm not a scorned woman, and this is not a strip show. 429 00:26:27,038 --> 00:26:29,344 We are bringing the Tsunami to London! 430 00:26:29,475 --> 00:26:31,303 Okay. All right. This... 431 00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:32,521 And I'm down for that. 432 00:26:32,652 --> 00:26:33,803 I just think that you haven't... 433 00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:35,307 Can't you see? People are numb, 434 00:26:35,437 --> 00:26:37,657 disconnected, desensitized. 435 00:26:37,788 --> 00:26:39,746 We're going to wake them up 436 00:26:39,877 --> 00:26:43,141 with a wave of passion they've never felt before. 437 00:26:43,271 --> 00:26:45,883 Okay, I just... There's one little thing 438 00:26:46,013 --> 00:26:47,449 that I think you're forgetting 439 00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:49,713 is that I don't know shit about directing theater. 440 00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:51,540 - And that's why you have me! - What? 441 00:26:51,671 --> 00:26:53,281 It will be a historical, 442 00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:56,807 one-night collaboration between the stage, and the... 443 00:26:56,937 --> 00:26:58,765 - The thongs? - Eh, I don't know. 444 00:26:58,896 --> 00:27:00,854 - Exactly. That's what... - Who the hell are you? 445 00:27:00,985 --> 00:27:02,290 I don't know. Who are you? 446 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,728 Zadie, what are you doing here? 447 00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:06,642 Um, this is my daughter, zadie. 448 00:27:06,773 --> 00:27:09,602 Oh, shit. Hi. Nice to meet you! 449 00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:12,083 - We had a meeting, maxandra. - Yeah. 450 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:14,738 Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. 451 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:16,870 I completely lost track of time. 452 00:27:17,001 --> 00:27:18,916 Completely. I'm so sorry. 453 00:27:19,046 --> 00:27:20,439 I can see that. I'm more interested 454 00:27:20,569 --> 00:27:22,920 in why you lost track of time. 455 00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:26,097 Well, um, I've been handling some business 456 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:28,142 with the new director of Isabel ascendant. 457 00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:29,709 - Mm-hmm. - Michael Jeffrey Lane. 458 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,538 Ah, yeah. That's not my name. But... it's just... 459 00:27:32,668 --> 00:27:33,757 But it's got gravitas. 460 00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:35,323 Yeah, it's just... It's Mike Lane. 461 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:36,614 But you do need a stage name. 462 00:27:36,672 --> 00:27:38,849 - Are you two hooking up? - Zadie! 463 00:27:38,979 --> 00:27:40,565 Well, I... what's funny about that is, uh... 464 00:27:40,589 --> 00:27:42,635 Your mom actually is paying me to not hook up. 465 00:27:42,766 --> 00:27:45,464 We are not hooking up. 466 00:27:45,594 --> 00:27:48,162 But he will be staying at the house 467 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:50,251 just until he gets settled. Okay? 468 00:27:50,382 --> 00:27:51,949 How convenient. 469 00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:54,014 Tell me, Mike, what do you plan to do with act three? 470 00:27:54,038 --> 00:27:56,867 Yeah, we're gonna have one. 471 00:27:56,997 --> 00:28:00,871 I was pl... I was, uh, planning on doing act three like a... 472 00:28:01,001 --> 00:28:02,394 Everybody knows 473 00:28:02,524 --> 00:28:04,135 Isabel ascendant has a wildly outdated, 474 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:05,329 painfully misogynistic climax. 475 00:28:05,353 --> 00:28:06,441 Mm-hmm. 476 00:28:06,572 --> 00:28:08,617 Exactly. And that's why our take 477 00:28:08,748 --> 00:28:10,445 is going to be so exciting 478 00:28:10,576 --> 00:28:11,969 because they will be expecting that 479 00:28:12,099 --> 00:28:13,797 and instead, they're gonna see 480 00:28:13,927 --> 00:28:15,122 that a woman can have whatever she wants, 481 00:28:15,146 --> 00:28:16,974 - whenever she wants it. - Mm-hmm. 482 00:28:17,104 --> 00:28:19,237 Since when do you believe that? 483 00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:21,282 Since Mike and I have been exploring this theme. 484 00:28:21,413 --> 00:28:26,070 Yeah, your m... yeah, we've been exploring those themes. 485 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,116 You're in another one of your phases, aren't you? 486 00:28:29,247 --> 00:28:32,728 Baby, don't you have some schoolwork to do? 487 00:28:32,859 --> 00:28:35,122 Uh, what's the phases thing? 488 00:28:35,253 --> 00:28:37,733 Every few years she starts a big new project. 489 00:28:37,864 --> 00:28:40,040 Sometimes it's a charity, a documentary, 490 00:28:40,171 --> 00:28:41,868 - a new best friend. - Right. 491 00:28:41,999 --> 00:28:44,175 Each time it's like she's a new person. 492 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,567 So what? 493 00:28:45,698 --> 00:28:47,569 Sue me for exploring myself 494 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:50,572 and my contributions to the world! 495 00:28:50,703 --> 00:28:52,792 But your contributions never see the light of day. 496 00:28:52,923 --> 00:28:54,533 There's always some obstacle. 497 00:28:54,663 --> 00:28:56,183 We call her the queen of the first act. 498 00:28:56,274 --> 00:28:58,189 Our therapist, whom she stood up to be here, 499 00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,886 says she tries on these new 500 00:29:00,017 --> 00:29:02,137 personas as a way from running from the guilt about... 501 00:29:02,236 --> 00:29:03,716 I already said how sorry I am 502 00:29:03,847 --> 00:29:05,047 about missing that appointment 503 00:29:05,152 --> 00:29:07,328 and I am going to reschedule it. 504 00:29:28,132 --> 00:29:30,221 Uh, you know, pardon my French, 505 00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:32,963 but, uh, y'all are being rude as fuck. 506 00:29:33,093 --> 00:29:34,094 Sorry. 507 00:29:37,489 --> 00:29:40,492 - Pleasure, zadie. - Zadie, wait, don't go. 508 00:29:40,622 --> 00:29:43,234 You want some cake? Baby. 509 00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:48,543 What's going on? 510 00:29:52,025 --> 00:29:55,942 No, I didn't know until you sent it. 511 00:29:56,073 --> 00:29:57,813 Well, technically, she does have the right. 512 00:29:59,815 --> 00:30:02,818 I have no idea. Maybe zadie will tell me. 513 00:30:04,995 --> 00:30:06,561 Change the agreement how? 514 00:30:08,215 --> 00:30:10,000 Mother... mother, I think 515 00:30:10,130 --> 00:30:12,219 you should pursue this on your own. 516 00:30:12,350 --> 00:30:14,004 I can't get dragged into a fight. 517 00:30:14,134 --> 00:30:15,744 Not about this, not right now. 518 00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:18,008 Yo! 519 00:30:18,138 --> 00:30:21,315 Holy shit! Naysayers, we have proof of life! 520 00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:22,882 All right. 521 00:30:23,013 --> 00:30:25,624 What's up, man? I know, look, I know. I-I... 522 00:30:25,754 --> 00:30:28,148 And I'm sorry, okay, I know I've been ducking you all. 523 00:30:28,279 --> 00:30:30,063 Uh, I apologize. I just... 524 00:30:30,194 --> 00:30:32,283 It's a long story, but I'm in London 525 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:33,693 and I just want you guys to know 526 00:30:33,719 --> 00:30:35,039 I'm gonna be able to pay you back, 527 00:30:35,068 --> 00:30:36,548 I just need a few weeks. Okay? 528 00:30:36,678 --> 00:30:37,941 Oh, come on, man! 529 00:30:38,071 --> 00:30:39,638 How many times do we have to tell you 530 00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:42,771 you don't need to pay us back! It was an investment. 531 00:30:42,902 --> 00:30:44,121 I know. I know. But i'm... 532 00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:45,611 As many times as you guys say that, 533 00:30:45,687 --> 00:30:46,838 I'm not just gonna burn my friends' money 534 00:30:46,862 --> 00:30:48,386 and not care. All right? I don't... 535 00:30:48,516 --> 00:30:52,085 No. Money is water, Mike. It flows in both directions. 536 00:30:52,216 --> 00:30:54,044 That's a good point, but still. 537 00:30:54,174 --> 00:30:57,699 You... yeah, hold up. You buried the lede here. 538 00:30:57,830 --> 00:31:00,137 Why are you in London? 539 00:31:00,267 --> 00:31:03,444 I don't know, short story is that... 540 00:31:03,575 --> 00:31:07,361 I was bartending at, uh, this charity event 541 00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:08,841 and then at the end of the night 542 00:31:08,972 --> 00:31:10,930 I ended up giving this rich lady a lap dance 543 00:31:11,061 --> 00:31:12,671 and now I'm living in her house in London 544 00:31:12,801 --> 00:31:14,151 and gonna put on a show 545 00:31:14,281 --> 00:31:16,588 at this famous theater that she owns. So, yeah. 546 00:31:16,718 --> 00:31:18,807 Cool. Hey, sex work 547 00:31:18,938 --> 00:31:20,809 is nothing to be embarrassed about, Mikey. 548 00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:23,029 Especially when it's the live-in kind. 549 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,510 Hey, look, thanks, Tarzan. 550 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,878 Look, I basically am just saying 551 00:31:26,902 --> 00:31:28,141 though I'm gonna have your money... 552 00:31:28,165 --> 00:31:30,080 I don't exactly know, uh, 553 00:31:30,210 --> 00:31:32,647 what I said yes to so I hope it works out. 554 00:31:32,778 --> 00:31:35,302 Mikey, Mikey, this is great news. 555 00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:37,435 I was looking at your chart last night... 556 00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:38,697 You know you're in a once- 557 00:31:38,827 --> 00:31:41,874 in-33-year Jupiter cycle, right? 558 00:31:42,005 --> 00:31:46,052 I... no, I didn't, but that explains a lot I guess. Yeah. 559 00:31:46,183 --> 00:31:49,012 Yeah, it does, so whatever existential confusion 560 00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:50,143 you're feeling right now, 561 00:31:50,274 --> 00:31:51,927 it's an initiation. 562 00:31:52,058 --> 00:31:55,192 It's wiping the slate clean for you to self-actualize. 563 00:31:55,322 --> 00:31:58,847 Uh, I'm just trying to survive to be honest. 564 00:31:58,978 --> 00:32:01,502 Surviving? Bro, you are a gig worker. 565 00:32:01,633 --> 00:32:03,852 Magic Mike's coming back to the main stage. 566 00:32:03,983 --> 00:32:05,787 I... but that's the thing I'm not even dancing though. 567 00:32:05,811 --> 00:32:07,030 I'm putting on the show. 568 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,032 I guess I'm directing or whatever. 569 00:32:09,162 --> 00:32:11,034 I mean, it's... I'm only here for a month, 570 00:32:11,164 --> 00:32:12,687 it's for one show only, 571 00:32:12,818 --> 00:32:15,342 to basically get back at her ex or something. 572 00:32:15,473 --> 00:32:17,736 I don't know. It's totally bonkers over here. 573 00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:19,955 Who gives a shit, man? She's rich. 574 00:32:20,086 --> 00:32:24,482 Trust me. Do not leave that situation. Okay? 575 00:32:24,612 --> 00:32:26,658 Look at me, I'm basically a freaking 576 00:32:26,788 --> 00:32:28,660 glorified dog Walker. Okay? 577 00:32:28,790 --> 00:32:31,358 You just need to make sure she doesn't wake up, 578 00:32:31,489 --> 00:32:32,794 and all of a sudden 579 00:32:32,925 --> 00:32:34,405 want you out of the house, 580 00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:38,017 which I have tips on by the way if you want them. 581 00:32:38,148 --> 00:32:40,541 Okay. I-I... We don't have dogs here 582 00:32:40,672 --> 00:32:42,152 so maybe that's a good idea. 583 00:32:42,282 --> 00:32:45,851 I feel it. I feel it in my solar plexus, brother. 584 00:32:45,981 --> 00:32:48,114 This is your Dharma. 585 00:32:48,245 --> 00:32:50,508 - Just stay in the flow. - Victor? 586 00:32:50,638 --> 00:32:52,118 What are you doing there? 587 00:32:52,249 --> 00:32:54,773 Oh, you know, waiting for passing fucking trade. 588 00:32:54,903 --> 00:32:57,080 He's on a private call. 589 00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:59,256 Since when has that stopped you? 590 00:32:59,386 --> 00:33:00,996 Oh, boys, I miss you. 591 00:33:02,389 --> 00:33:04,043 - Are you decent? - Yep. 592 00:33:04,174 --> 00:33:05,175 Is that her? 593 00:33:05,305 --> 00:33:06,741 Are we interrupting something? 594 00:33:06,872 --> 00:33:09,701 No, I was just, uh, looking for some ideas. 595 00:33:09,831 --> 00:33:12,834 Oh, I've been "scouting" myself. 596 00:33:12,965 --> 00:33:15,446 And come take a look at what I found. 597 00:33:18,188 --> 00:33:19,188 Look at that. 598 00:33:26,544 --> 00:33:28,154 Isn't he magnificent? 599 00:33:28,285 --> 00:33:29,285 Hmm. 600 00:33:31,418 --> 00:33:34,508 He has such an innate elegance and intelligence 601 00:33:34,639 --> 00:33:36,380 to the way he moves. 602 00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,816 And then at the same time 603 00:33:37,946 --> 00:33:40,601 there's this savage thing, you know... 604 00:33:40,732 --> 00:33:43,604 Like a primal animal. 605 00:33:43,735 --> 00:33:47,130 Just incredible. 606 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:49,306 I think this is what we need for the show. 607 00:33:49,436 --> 00:33:51,656 Trained dancers, not strippers. 608 00:33:52,961 --> 00:33:55,660 Yeah, but, I mean, as the director, 609 00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:58,097 i-i-i promise you... 610 00:33:58,228 --> 00:34:00,099 I know exactly what we're looking for. Yeah. 611 00:34:02,971 --> 00:34:04,973 I love the way you just did that. 612 00:34:05,104 --> 00:34:06,104 What? 613 00:34:06,192 --> 00:34:07,411 "As the director." 614 00:34:09,064 --> 00:34:12,111 You're really owning that place. You know? 615 00:34:12,242 --> 00:34:14,461 It comes to you so naturally. 616 00:34:14,592 --> 00:34:15,984 Mm-hmm. 617 00:34:16,115 --> 00:34:18,900 I can tell that you already have a vision. 618 00:34:19,031 --> 00:34:22,774 And I'm sure that you agree that this would be fantastic. 619 00:34:22,904 --> 00:34:24,906 - Yeah, he's great. - For the show, I mean. 620 00:34:25,037 --> 00:34:26,319 Yeah. Yeah, really. I mean, he's... 621 00:34:26,343 --> 00:34:28,649 Antonio is what we need. 622 00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:30,347 Uh, he's great. Like I said, 623 00:34:30,477 --> 00:34:33,045 he's just... But he's also in Italy. 624 00:34:33,176 --> 00:34:35,395 - Roma. - Roma, see, I can't... 625 00:34:35,526 --> 00:34:37,441 I don't have time to go find him in roma 626 00:34:37,571 --> 00:34:39,070 and then bring him all the way back here. 627 00:34:39,094 --> 00:34:40,922 Oh, no. That would be out of the question. 628 00:34:41,053 --> 00:34:43,490 But that's why you have a genius producer! 629 00:34:45,144 --> 00:34:46,841 He's arriving on Thursday. 630 00:34:46,972 --> 00:34:49,714 If you approve. Creatively, I mean. 631 00:34:52,934 --> 00:34:57,156 Yeah, look, if you want him, um, sure. I-I-I approve. 632 00:34:57,287 --> 00:34:58,287 Creatively, of course. 633 00:34:58,331 --> 00:34:59,854 I'm so excited! 634 00:35:01,247 --> 00:35:02,466 Are you excited? 635 00:35:02,596 --> 00:35:05,120 Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I am. 636 00:35:06,209 --> 00:35:07,558 You don't sound excited. 637 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:09,516 I'm very, very, very excited. I promise. 638 00:35:09,647 --> 00:35:10,952 Oh, man, me, I don't even think 639 00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:12,606 I am gonna be able to sleep. 640 00:35:13,259 --> 00:35:14,259 No? 641 00:35:21,311 --> 00:35:22,355 Good night. 642 00:35:25,358 --> 00:35:26,664 Sweet dreams. 643 00:35:26,794 --> 00:35:27,794 Okay. 644 00:35:29,449 --> 00:35:31,799 Wait, wait, where are you going? Hey. 645 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:33,975 To bed? 646 00:35:34,106 --> 00:35:36,021 We got like 10 other dancers to find. 647 00:35:36,151 --> 00:35:39,633 And that's why we have Renata. Good night. 648 00:35:47,815 --> 00:35:49,077 Per your instructions 649 00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:52,385 I've assembled the top-tier of talent 650 00:35:52,516 --> 00:35:55,083 across multiple movement disciplines. 651 00:35:55,214 --> 00:35:58,870 And they're all very eager to please... 652 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,700 And quite athletic, as you requested. 653 00:36:02,830 --> 00:36:05,659 Excellent work as usual, Renata. 654 00:39:19,984 --> 00:39:21,333 She couldn't explain 655 00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:22,900 the full extent of her feelings... 656 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,336 But Max knew that she had crossed 657 00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:26,381 some kind of strange rubicon. 658 00:39:26,512 --> 00:39:27,731 She was desperate to know 659 00:39:27,861 --> 00:39:29,559 more about why she felt this way, 660 00:39:29,689 --> 00:39:33,824 so she purchased a litany of books on the history of dance. 661 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:37,175 For Mike, the rattigan had no symbolic weight, 662 00:39:37,305 --> 00:39:40,134 it was simply where he had to work. 663 00:39:40,265 --> 00:39:42,093 And he reminded himself, 664 00:39:42,223 --> 00:39:45,444 in order to finish something, you have to make a start. 665 00:39:45,575 --> 00:39:49,056 For maxandra, the rattigan had been transformed. 666 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:52,059 It went from existing only in the past 667 00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:54,148 to being a source of renewal. 668 00:39:54,279 --> 00:39:56,586 - Hello, hello, hello. - Hey! Hey! 669 00:39:56,716 --> 00:39:59,589 Are you ready to transform theater forever? 670 00:40:00,851 --> 00:40:01,939 - Whoo! - Yeah. 671 00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,552 All right. Calm down, calm down. 672 00:40:06,683 --> 00:40:08,206 We ain't done shit yet. 673 00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:10,730 All right, you guys have all the talent in the world. 674 00:40:10,861 --> 00:40:12,210 Ain't no questioning that. 675 00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:13,733 Each and every single person here 676 00:40:13,864 --> 00:40:15,232 was hand selected because they bring 677 00:40:15,256 --> 00:40:16,431 something unique to the table 678 00:40:16,562 --> 00:40:17,842 that we ain't never seen before. 679 00:40:18,303 --> 00:40:19,696 All right? 680 00:40:19,826 --> 00:40:21,524 But I have a question for you. 681 00:40:21,654 --> 00:40:23,003 Who here, by show of hands 682 00:40:23,134 --> 00:40:24,614 has stood in front of a thousand women 683 00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:25,857 and had to get butt-ass naked? 684 00:40:30,184 --> 00:40:31,838 Exactly. 685 00:40:31,969 --> 00:40:33,361 You want to find out how fast 686 00:40:33,492 --> 00:40:35,625 a group of sweet, nurturing moms can make you 687 00:40:35,755 --> 00:40:37,540 just go running, cowering 688 00:40:37,670 --> 00:40:39,585 into a dark corner, wishing you were never born? 689 00:40:39,716 --> 00:40:41,239 I promise you it can happen. 690 00:40:41,369 --> 00:40:42,632 I've seen it. And it can happen 691 00:40:42,762 --> 00:40:44,068 just like that. 692 00:40:45,852 --> 00:40:48,133 Now I can't believe I'm about to say these words out loud, 693 00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:49,421 but we got one month. 694 00:40:49,552 --> 00:40:50,814 Oh, yeah. 695 00:40:50,944 --> 00:40:52,859 We got one month to turn y'all 696 00:40:52,990 --> 00:40:54,390 into the greatest group of strippers 697 00:40:54,469 --> 00:40:57,298 that has ever been assembled on planet earth. 698 00:40:57,429 --> 00:40:58,822 And to do that, 699 00:40:58,952 --> 00:41:00,408 you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty 700 00:41:00,432 --> 00:41:02,260 your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit. 701 00:41:03,827 --> 00:41:06,481 And look, if, if we do our jobs right... 702 00:41:06,612 --> 00:41:09,180 You're gonna have a whole other problem on your hands. 703 00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:10,834 You're gonna have to learn 704 00:41:10,964 --> 00:41:13,184 to protect yourself in a zombie apocalypse 705 00:41:13,314 --> 00:41:14,751 of repressed desire. 706 00:41:15,752 --> 00:41:16,753 Any questions? 707 00:41:16,883 --> 00:41:17,883 I have a question. 708 00:41:20,191 --> 00:41:22,410 Can you, you know, fuck a zombie to death? 709 00:41:22,541 --> 00:41:24,238 Or is it still a kill shot to the head? 710 00:41:25,631 --> 00:41:27,459 Excuse me, what are you doing here? 711 00:41:27,590 --> 00:41:29,896 I mean, you didn't technically fire me, 712 00:41:30,027 --> 00:41:35,206 so I'm still drawing out that salary. 713 00:41:35,336 --> 00:41:38,862 Oh, I'm sorry. I should have been more clear. 714 00:41:38,992 --> 00:41:40,167 You're still getting paid, 715 00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:42,213 but we no longer need your services. 716 00:41:44,215 --> 00:41:45,912 I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. 717 00:41:46,043 --> 00:41:49,786 I was just really inspired by our new director's vision. 718 00:41:51,004 --> 00:41:52,832 What... um, what did I say? 719 00:41:52,963 --> 00:41:54,617 He didn't say anything. 720 00:41:54,747 --> 00:41:57,837 It's not what you said. It's who you are. 721 00:41:59,622 --> 00:42:01,145 Do you have any idea of how long 722 00:42:01,275 --> 00:42:03,234 I've been dreaming of someone to walk through 723 00:42:03,364 --> 00:42:05,628 that door with a flame thrower 724 00:42:05,758 --> 00:42:09,153 and burn this whole fucking shit to the ground? 725 00:42:09,283 --> 00:42:11,503 I can't stand playing lady Isabel. 726 00:42:11,634 --> 00:42:13,331 For the last six months, 727 00:42:13,461 --> 00:42:17,204 I've wanted to choke the life out of that entitled prude. 728 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:20,294 I mean, get a grip, woman. Jesus Christ. 729 00:42:20,425 --> 00:42:22,166 Like you're rich, 730 00:42:22,296 --> 00:42:23,863 send a fucking carriage to town, 731 00:42:23,994 --> 00:42:26,039 buy up every able-bodied man... 732 00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:28,476 Soldier, sailor instead of wasting your time 733 00:42:28,607 --> 00:42:30,087 worrying about which boring old sod 734 00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:31,630 you're going to sign your life away to 735 00:42:31,654 --> 00:42:32,872 and have a lovely 736 00:42:33,003 --> 00:42:36,659 half-decent shag with every last one! I... 737 00:42:42,316 --> 00:42:46,407 But it's a really good job, it's so stable, and, um... 738 00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:49,759 So usually I don't say all of that. 739 00:42:49,889 --> 00:42:51,978 Well, that was poetic. 740 00:42:52,109 --> 00:42:54,459 You're definitely our audience. 741 00:42:54,589 --> 00:42:56,374 Woody, make sure she gets an invitation. 742 00:42:56,504 --> 00:42:59,072 Hey, we're still calling this Isabel ascendant, right? 743 00:42:59,203 --> 00:43:00,378 Yeah, but that's just a trick 744 00:43:00,508 --> 00:43:01,834 to get the audience into the theater 745 00:43:01,858 --> 00:43:02,922 so then we can give them something else. 746 00:43:02,946 --> 00:43:04,425 Right, but if, what if we use 747 00:43:04,556 --> 00:43:06,558 the actual old opening to Isabel ascendant? 748 00:43:06,689 --> 00:43:09,039 I mean, it could be a really big surprise actually. 749 00:43:09,169 --> 00:43:10,649 And if I'm honest... 750 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:12,042 If you want to make a show 751 00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:13,608 about women getting what they want, 752 00:43:13,739 --> 00:43:15,064 wouldn't it be a little fucking chauvinistic 753 00:43:15,088 --> 00:43:16,368 to not have a female lead in it? 754 00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:17,458 Are you calling me chauvinistic? 755 00:43:17,482 --> 00:43:18,613 No. 756 00:43:18,744 --> 00:43:19,944 Because I'm the feminist here. 757 00:43:20,006 --> 00:43:21,070 - Right. - I'm the flame-thrower. 758 00:43:21,094 --> 00:43:22,835 This whole thing was my idea. 759 00:43:24,445 --> 00:43:26,099 You heard her. She's the flame-thrower. 760 00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:28,188 Uh, you're hired as Isabel 761 00:43:28,319 --> 00:43:29,559 because you were already hired. 762 00:43:29,668 --> 00:43:30,668 Oh. Go... I am thrilled! 763 00:43:30,756 --> 00:43:32,105 Thank you both so much. 764 00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:37,415 Will you be dancing in it? 765 00:43:37,545 --> 00:43:40,548 Uh, no. Just, uh, directing. Right? 766 00:43:40,679 --> 00:43:43,813 Aw, shame. 767 00:43:43,943 --> 00:43:48,034 Well now that we have a leading lady again 768 00:43:48,165 --> 00:43:49,949 maybe the director should walk us 769 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,996 through the beats of the first act. 770 00:43:53,126 --> 00:43:56,695 Yep. Uh, first act, coming up. 771 00:43:56,826 --> 00:43:58,392 Enter Jackson, 772 00:43:58,523 --> 00:44:00,525 the low-class but sexy friend of the husband. Line? 773 00:44:00,655 --> 00:44:02,721 Harold said you didn't want to go to calais this year. 774 00:44:02,745 --> 00:44:03,963 Is that still settled? 775 00:44:04,094 --> 00:44:05,878 - I'm sick to death of calais. - Theo? 776 00:44:06,009 --> 00:44:08,054 I won't hear of it. You're going and that's that. 777 00:44:08,185 --> 00:44:09,752 Perfect. Hit it. 778 00:44:12,232 --> 00:44:14,408 Oh, come on. No. No. No, no. 779 00:44:14,539 --> 00:44:15,951 Come on, Mike. Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 780 00:44:15,975 --> 00:44:17,629 Hey. All right, stop, stop, stop, stop. 781 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,326 Stop. What's up? 782 00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:21,720 They can't just start dancing on her out of nowhere. 783 00:44:21,851 --> 00:44:24,418 I mean, I'm down as fuck. 784 00:44:24,549 --> 00:44:25,749 Okay. Uh, isn't that the point? 785 00:44:25,855 --> 00:44:26,855 No, no, no. 786 00:44:26,899 --> 00:44:28,466 You cannot interrupt the plot. 787 00:44:28,596 --> 00:44:30,207 If you want a strong female lead 788 00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:31,686 she has to have an objective. 789 00:44:31,817 --> 00:44:33,337 At least we should know what she wants. 790 00:44:33,427 --> 00:44:35,908 Okay. What do you think she wants then? 791 00:44:36,039 --> 00:44:39,912 I don't know. I know she doesn't want this life. 792 00:44:40,043 --> 00:44:41,609 So she wants to run away? 793 00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:43,698 She can't do that. 794 00:44:43,829 --> 00:44:46,266 Why? She's a free person, right? 795 00:44:46,397 --> 00:44:49,661 She has a family. There would be consequences. 796 00:44:49,792 --> 00:44:51,315 Right. So it's about the money. 797 00:44:51,445 --> 00:44:52,838 Oh, that's the least of it. 798 00:44:52,969 --> 00:44:55,058 She would lose her friends, opportunities. 799 00:44:55,188 --> 00:44:58,801 Her identity. Her whole world would be torn apart. 800 00:44:58,931 --> 00:45:01,291 I don't know. It sounds to me that she just needs to let go. 801 00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:03,544 - And some good dick! - Maybe that as well. 802 00:45:03,675 --> 00:45:07,374 This show is not about getting dick. Only. 803 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,464 She needs to solve her dilemma. 804 00:45:10,595 --> 00:45:12,902 It's not like some magic unicorn is gonna 805 00:45:13,032 --> 00:45:15,600 come down and make all her wildest fantasies come true. 806 00:45:17,123 --> 00:45:18,864 Uh, what was that? 807 00:45:22,607 --> 00:45:24,609 Could be not the worst idea. 808 00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:27,873 Oh, no way. 809 00:45:28,004 --> 00:45:31,007 Hear me out. Just... what about... 810 00:45:31,137 --> 00:45:33,618 Where the fuck am I gonna get a horse? 811 00:45:33,748 --> 00:45:35,446 What about a caballito? Like a tiny one. 812 00:45:35,576 --> 00:45:36,926 I don't have caballito budget. 813 00:45:37,056 --> 00:45:38,904 Wait. What... how... okay, what if you don't see it? 814 00:45:38,928 --> 00:45:40,208 What if you don't see the horse? 815 00:45:42,714 --> 00:45:44,324 No, that's not right. 816 00:45:46,587 --> 00:45:47,588 No. 817 00:45:49,895 --> 00:45:51,636 How long have you been standing there? 818 00:45:51,766 --> 00:45:54,769 - Long enough. May I? - Yes. 819 00:45:59,513 --> 00:46:00,732 So you've worked with Max 820 00:46:00,863 --> 00:46:02,821 and this Roger dude a long time? 821 00:46:02,952 --> 00:46:05,128 All 18 wonderful years. 822 00:46:05,258 --> 00:46:06,869 Wow. So you must know these friends 823 00:46:06,999 --> 00:46:08,237 that we're going to see tonight. 824 00:46:08,261 --> 00:46:09,697 What are they like? 825 00:46:09,828 --> 00:46:12,309 Hmm. They like things to stay the same, sir. 826 00:46:13,745 --> 00:46:15,790 All right. 827 00:46:15,921 --> 00:46:18,184 How do I look? And don't give me any bullshit answer. 828 00:46:19,751 --> 00:46:21,318 You know something... 829 00:46:22,493 --> 00:46:24,582 They'd just laugh at you in a tie. 830 00:46:33,417 --> 00:46:35,201 Holy shit. 831 00:46:35,332 --> 00:46:38,552 - What? - You! That suit. 832 00:46:38,683 --> 00:46:40,815 You look incredibly expensive. 833 00:46:41,816 --> 00:46:43,818 You have no idea. 834 00:46:52,523 --> 00:46:54,655 One of the most primal feelings 835 00:46:54,786 --> 00:46:57,963 human beings experience is the desire to belong 836 00:46:58,094 --> 00:47:00,052 to feel connected to other beings, 837 00:47:00,183 --> 00:47:02,054 and to be part of a tribe. 838 00:47:02,185 --> 00:47:04,143 In fact, brain scans have shown 839 00:47:04,274 --> 00:47:06,667 that social rejection creates virtually 840 00:47:06,798 --> 00:47:09,148 identical brain activity as physical assault. 841 00:47:09,279 --> 00:47:11,020 Mike didn't know that... 842 00:47:11,150 --> 00:47:13,109 But he knew dancing could bring people together. 843 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,112 Even if some of those people are snobs. 844 00:47:16,242 --> 00:47:18,592 And he knew that Victor was right, 845 00:47:18,723 --> 00:47:20,290 they would have laughed at him in a tie. 846 00:47:26,252 --> 00:47:28,341 And he says, "now that's how you wave a towel!" 847 00:47:31,779 --> 00:47:34,217 Anyways, so, give us the latest gossip, Max. 848 00:47:34,347 --> 00:47:37,394 - Yeah, go on. - And don't hold back a lick. 849 00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:39,570 You know I don't hold back my licks. 850 00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:41,659 -True. 851 00:47:41,789 --> 00:47:43,574 But there's nothing for me to tell you. 852 00:47:43,704 --> 00:47:45,141 You already know everything... 853 00:47:45,271 --> 00:47:48,492 Since you double agents are all talking to Roger. 854 00:47:48,622 --> 00:47:49,860 - Oh, come on. - That's not true. 855 00:47:49,884 --> 00:47:51,408 - That's not true. - I'm offended. 856 00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:53,062 Last I heard, 857 00:47:53,192 --> 00:47:55,281 he had at least broken it off with the girl. So... 858 00:47:55,412 --> 00:47:58,502 And so, she should just run back to him then, should she? 859 00:47:58,632 --> 00:48:00,417 No, that's not what I'm implying. 860 00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:02,221 I'm just... you know, it's something, isn't it? 861 00:48:02,245 --> 00:48:04,508 - It takes time, bill. - Of course. 862 00:48:04,638 --> 00:48:05,988 Or have you forgotten? 863 00:48:06,118 --> 00:48:07,902 Ooh, hello. 864 00:48:08,033 --> 00:48:11,297 Thank you for your concern, but you must know that... 865 00:48:12,777 --> 00:48:15,388 I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life. 866 00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:16,781 Oh, that's really good to hear. 867 00:48:16,911 --> 00:48:18,000 Oh, rubbish. 868 00:48:18,130 --> 00:48:19,740 Phoebe! 869 00:48:19,871 --> 00:48:22,874 He can do whatever he wants, and so can I. 870 00:48:23,005 --> 00:48:24,571 - Yeah. - How modern. 871 00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:26,622 But what does that actually mean for the divorce? 872 00:48:26,747 --> 00:48:28,140 The divorce. The divorce. 873 00:48:28,271 --> 00:48:30,621 Don't you have something else to talk about? 874 00:48:30,751 --> 00:48:33,406 I mean, besides, uh, bill jokes. Let's have fun. 875 00:48:33,537 --> 00:48:35,017 Mike, why don't you tell them... 876 00:48:35,147 --> 00:48:36,907 - I was just telling... - Wait, no, listen to this. 877 00:48:36,931 --> 00:48:39,151 You have to hear his vision for Isabel ascendant. 878 00:48:39,282 --> 00:48:40,457 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yes. 879 00:48:40,587 --> 00:48:42,502 Uh, yeah. Well, I mean, 880 00:48:42,633 --> 00:48:44,548 as we were talking about we think it's, uh... 881 00:48:44,678 --> 00:48:46,028 It's very important to honor, 882 00:48:46,158 --> 00:48:48,595 uh, the original source material. 883 00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:50,249 Yeah, but to do that properly... 884 00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:54,384 And say no more. It has to be a surprise. 885 00:48:54,514 --> 00:48:55,907 - Right. - Okay. 886 00:48:56,038 --> 00:48:57,358 It's so smart to revive a classic. 887 00:48:57,387 --> 00:48:58,388 Absolutely. 888 00:48:58,518 --> 00:48:59,693 That is very hot right now. 889 00:48:59,824 --> 00:49:01,260 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know 890 00:49:01,391 --> 00:49:03,195 if I would exactly call it a classic revival... 891 00:49:03,219 --> 00:49:04,785 Uh, Phoebe, but I... 892 00:49:04,916 --> 00:49:06,589 You know, the way that I think we were looking at it is 893 00:49:06,613 --> 00:49:07,764 that it really needed to be stripped down, 894 00:49:07,788 --> 00:49:08,789 oiled, and spanked. 895 00:49:11,270 --> 00:49:14,273 No. No. 896 00:49:14,404 --> 00:49:16,536 He loves metaphors. 897 00:49:16,667 --> 00:49:19,148 So Mike, is there a vibrant theatrical community in Miami? 898 00:49:19,278 --> 00:49:20,516 Yeah, for the right amount of dollars 899 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,561 I think you can have as vibrant 900 00:49:21,585 --> 00:49:22,705 of a time as you would like. 901 00:49:24,414 --> 00:49:26,546 I imagine you've done a lot of work with art Basel. 902 00:49:26,677 --> 00:49:28,592 No, no. I don't... who's that? I don't know him. 903 00:49:32,987 --> 00:49:34,685 - Come on, guys. - Oh, my god. 904 00:49:34,815 --> 00:49:38,080 Of course, I know art Basel. It's the most famous art fair. 905 00:49:38,210 --> 00:49:40,343 It happens in my city every single year. 906 00:49:40,473 --> 00:49:42,997 -Wow. Your face just now... 907 00:49:43,128 --> 00:49:45,087 Well, I mean, if the show's anything like him, 908 00:49:45,217 --> 00:49:46,653 count me in. 909 00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:48,525 You better talk to him while you can because 910 00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:52,529 he's about to get super famous and super unavailable. 911 00:49:52,659 --> 00:49:54,008 Wow. 912 00:49:54,139 --> 00:49:54,966 Well, that's quite a build-up. 913 00:49:55,097 --> 00:49:56,228 That's a deal. 914 00:49:56,359 --> 00:49:58,012 I don't know about all that, but yes. 915 00:49:59,405 --> 00:50:01,755 She is looking unusually radiant tonight. 916 00:50:03,235 --> 00:50:04,889 Yeah, I guess, um... I don't know. 917 00:50:05,019 --> 00:50:08,153 It must be good for the soul, the whole divorce. 918 00:50:08,284 --> 00:50:11,417 - Divorce. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 919 00:50:11,548 --> 00:50:12,766 Yeah, i'm... what? 920 00:50:12,897 --> 00:50:14,246 Do you guys have a different word 921 00:50:14,377 --> 00:50:15,726 for the ending of a marriage here? 922 00:50:15,856 --> 00:50:18,294 Uh, yeah. When it's untrue. Yeah. 923 00:50:18,424 --> 00:50:20,272 I mean, yes, they have an agreement at the moment. 924 00:50:20,296 --> 00:50:21,558 Yeah. 925 00:50:21,688 --> 00:50:23,777 But, I mean, that family pre-nup 926 00:50:23,908 --> 00:50:25,320 is going to take a decade to litigate. 927 00:50:25,344 --> 00:50:26,606 Exactly. 928 00:50:26,737 --> 00:50:27,844 Plus she knows that at the end of it 929 00:50:27,868 --> 00:50:28,976 she'll get absolutely nothing. 930 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,436 - Which she'll hate. - Yeah. 931 00:50:30,567 --> 00:50:31,935 What she needs is to be able to stay with him, 932 00:50:31,959 --> 00:50:34,527 but not actually be with him. 933 00:50:34,658 --> 00:50:36,138 That would be the golden ticket. 934 00:50:36,268 --> 00:50:37,574 I wish you had gotten up, 935 00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,706 and really taken your clothes off. 936 00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:41,012 Okay, let's go back there. 937 00:50:41,143 --> 00:50:42,503 I'll take my clothes off right now. 938 00:50:42,535 --> 00:50:43,643 I would have loved to see their faces. 939 00:50:43,667 --> 00:50:45,059 - Yeah. - They are so fake. 940 00:50:45,190 --> 00:50:46,844 They are the fakest people I know. 941 00:50:46,974 --> 00:50:50,630 I think the only person that is real in my life is zadie. 942 00:50:50,761 --> 00:50:52,321 She's about as real as it gets at times. 943 00:50:52,415 --> 00:50:54,156 Yes. She'll tell you what she thinks. 944 00:50:55,505 --> 00:50:57,115 What about you, Mike? 945 00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:00,597 Are you real? 946 00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:03,208 What do you mean, am I real? Am I... do you think I'm real? 947 00:51:04,383 --> 00:51:05,384 I don't know. 948 00:51:07,169 --> 00:51:11,173 You know, sometimes you kind of feel like a dream. 949 00:51:11,738 --> 00:51:13,175 Hmm. 950 00:51:13,305 --> 00:51:15,133 I mean, you look like a dream. 951 00:51:15,264 --> 00:51:16,264 Mm-hmm. 952 00:51:18,528 --> 00:51:20,182 You smell like a dream. 953 00:51:20,312 --> 00:51:21,312 Mm-hmm. 954 00:51:23,272 --> 00:51:25,274 You taste like a dream. 955 00:51:32,498 --> 00:51:35,675 Wait. I just want to make sure. Listen. 956 00:51:35,806 --> 00:51:37,677 No, it's okay. No. I get it. I get it. 957 00:51:37,808 --> 00:51:39,394 No, no, no. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 958 00:51:39,418 --> 00:51:41,203 - That was really stupid. - No, I just... 959 00:51:41,246 --> 00:51:42,702 No, I just want to tell you... No, no. I'm sorry. I didn't... 960 00:51:42,726 --> 00:51:44,269 You know what? I'm sorry, I'm just so drunk. 961 00:51:44,293 --> 00:51:45,555 -I shouldn't have stopped... 962 00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:47,185 What? You had, like, one glass of wine. 963 00:51:47,209 --> 00:51:48,229 No, look, that was my fault. That was my... 964 00:51:48,253 --> 00:51:49,472 Are you saying I'm crazy? 965 00:51:49,602 --> 00:51:50,666 No, I'm definitely not saying you're crazy. 966 00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:52,214 Are you telling me I'm crazy? 967 00:51:52,344 --> 00:51:53,582 I'm saying I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stop you. 968 00:51:53,606 --> 00:51:54,912 Well, this was uncalled for so... 969 00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:56,368 Obviously if I'm not drunk, I'm crazy. 970 00:51:56,392 --> 00:51:57,673 I didn't mean to stop you. Come here. 971 00:51:57,697 --> 00:51:59,046 Stop. Hey... Max, stop. I'm sorry. 972 00:51:59,177 --> 00:52:00,241 And I'm not crazy. I am very drunk actually. 973 00:52:00,265 --> 00:52:02,224 Stop. Stop. Listen to my... 974 00:52:02,354 --> 00:52:04,530 No, you stop. I don't want to listen to you. 975 00:52:04,661 --> 00:52:08,404 Right now, anything that you say to me is gonna be wrong. 976 00:52:10,101 --> 00:52:13,670 I already said I'm sorry. Okay? I get it. I get it. 977 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,760 You don't have to like, rub it in. 978 00:52:16,890 --> 00:52:18,109 All right. 979 00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,503 No pity talking or anything. I get it. 980 00:52:26,378 --> 00:52:29,903 Can you put some music on, Victor? 981 00:52:39,130 --> 00:52:43,003 ♪ Why don't we steal away 982 00:52:43,134 --> 00:52:44,657 ♪ into the night 983 00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:48,792 ♪ I know it ain't right 984 00:52:59,193 --> 00:53:01,718 Oh, hello. Good morning. 985 00:53:01,848 --> 00:53:03,110 Good morning. 986 00:53:03,241 --> 00:53:04,764 What are you doing up so early? 987 00:53:04,895 --> 00:53:06,375 I'm writing a novel. 988 00:53:07,289 --> 00:53:09,813 - A novel? - Mm-hmm. 989 00:53:09,943 --> 00:53:12,685 They make you write novels in school over here? 990 00:53:12,816 --> 00:53:14,905 Do you assume that because of my age 991 00:53:15,035 --> 00:53:16,099 I only have the mental capacity 992 00:53:16,123 --> 00:53:17,864 to write a novel for school? 993 00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:20,302 No, I just don't know anyone that's ever written a novel. 994 00:53:21,390 --> 00:53:23,087 What is it about? 995 00:53:23,217 --> 00:53:26,351 It's about some people who know each other and do things. 996 00:53:26,482 --> 00:53:28,527 It's about every time I draw 997 00:53:28,658 --> 00:53:30,964 another gentrified breath into my helpless body. 998 00:53:31,095 --> 00:53:33,619 And it's about 40 pages. 999 00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:35,186 That's a good amount of pages. 1000 00:53:35,317 --> 00:53:36,317 It is. 1001 00:53:36,405 --> 00:53:37,605 How many are you gonna go for? 1002 00:53:38,363 --> 00:53:40,147 A few more. 1003 00:53:40,278 --> 00:53:41,845 - What's up, Vic? - Yeah, right. 1004 00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:46,763 What? What? Why is he like that? 1005 00:53:46,893 --> 00:53:49,505 If he acts like he likes you, he hates you. 1006 00:53:49,635 --> 00:53:51,333 And if he acts like he hates you... 1007 00:53:51,463 --> 00:53:55,162 It's a sign of respect because he actually does hate you. 1008 00:53:55,293 --> 00:53:58,688 Yeah, that's not helpful. Why doesn't he just quit? 1009 00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:01,647 Same reason you don't quit. Systemic economic inequality. 1010 00:54:03,257 --> 00:54:06,348 Speaking of, have you seen maxandra this morning? 1011 00:54:06,478 --> 00:54:08,698 No. And why do you call her that? 1012 00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:10,003 You know she hates it. 1013 00:54:10,134 --> 00:54:11,414 She brought me from an orphanage, 1014 00:54:11,527 --> 00:54:13,050 saying "mother" would feel like a lie. 1015 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:15,661 Come on. That's a little strong. 1016 00:54:15,792 --> 00:54:17,707 Look, she's doing the best she can. 1017 00:54:17,837 --> 00:54:19,752 And she loves the shit out of you. 1018 00:54:19,883 --> 00:54:21,493 I think the real question is 1019 00:54:21,624 --> 00:54:23,103 why do you love the shit out of her? 1020 00:54:26,455 --> 00:54:28,761 Love is a really, really big word, zadie. 1021 00:54:28,892 --> 00:54:30,763 And, look, the truth is 1022 00:54:30,894 --> 00:54:33,418 no one's believed in me like your mom has, so I... 1023 00:54:33,549 --> 00:54:36,378 - Zadie? - Hi, Roger. 1024 00:54:36,508 --> 00:54:37,857 Hello, dear. 1025 00:54:37,988 --> 00:54:40,077 That's your... 1026 00:54:40,207 --> 00:54:44,168 - Is your mother around? - Maxandra is upstairs. 1027 00:54:44,298 --> 00:54:46,039 And who's this? 1028 00:54:46,170 --> 00:54:47,606 This is Mike. 1029 00:54:47,737 --> 00:54:50,435 Mike is the new director for Isabel ascendant. 1030 00:54:50,566 --> 00:54:52,872 - Ah, right. - What's up? 1031 00:54:53,612 --> 00:54:54,874 Roger rattigan. 1032 00:54:55,005 --> 00:54:57,573 Michael Jeffrey Lane. 1033 00:54:57,703 --> 00:54:58,878 I hope Max didn't schedule 1034 00:54:59,009 --> 00:55:00,409 to meet both of us at the same time. 1035 00:55:01,577 --> 00:55:03,405 - He's staying here. - Ah. 1036 00:55:03,535 --> 00:55:06,669 - Mm-hmm. - Well, no conflict then. 1037 00:55:07,496 --> 00:55:09,106 No. 1038 00:55:09,236 --> 00:55:11,500 I hope the theater itself has treated you well thus far. 1039 00:55:11,630 --> 00:55:13,719 Oh, she's been a pleasure to be inside of. 1040 00:55:13,850 --> 00:55:15,242 It's got such a wonderful feel. 1041 00:55:15,373 --> 00:55:16,533 I'm looking forward to seeing 1042 00:55:16,635 --> 00:55:17,875 how you improve such a classic. 1043 00:55:17,984 --> 00:55:20,117 I can't wait for you to experience it. 1044 00:55:24,513 --> 00:55:26,340 It's a little rough, so be nice. 1045 00:55:26,471 --> 00:55:27,471 Okay. 1046 00:55:27,559 --> 00:55:29,126 - Woods. - Sound. Go. 1047 00:55:32,434 --> 00:55:35,001 ♪ Followed your name 1048 00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:37,613 ♪ into the wild 1049 00:55:37,743 --> 00:55:40,006 ♪ yeah, yeah 1050 00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:43,053 ♪ showed you my shame 1051 00:55:43,183 --> 00:55:44,576 ♪ I ran a mile 1052 00:55:46,317 --> 00:55:49,581 ♪ I sing your lullaby 1053 00:55:49,712 --> 00:55:51,496 ♪ your melodies 1054 00:55:51,627 --> 00:55:52,845 ♪ like a symphony 1055 00:55:55,805 --> 00:55:58,242 ♪ we burn the same 1056 00:55:58,372 --> 00:56:00,331 ♪ inside a fire 1057 00:56:01,898 --> 00:56:05,292 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1058 00:56:05,423 --> 00:56:07,338 -♪ mercy on me 1059 00:56:09,558 --> 00:56:12,822 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1060 00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:14,954 ♪ mercy on me 1061 00:56:17,261 --> 00:56:20,482 ♪ I drank your holy water 1062 00:56:20,612 --> 00:56:22,353 ♪ your Liberty 1063 00:56:22,484 --> 00:56:24,050 ♪ your make-believe 1064 00:56:25,138 --> 00:56:27,271 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1065 00:56:28,359 --> 00:56:30,361 ♪ mercy on me 1066 00:56:48,248 --> 00:56:50,512 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1067 00:56:51,469 --> 00:56:52,557 ♪ mercy 1068 00:56:55,734 --> 00:56:58,345 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1069 00:56:59,172 --> 00:57:00,522 ♪ mercy 1070 00:57:06,005 --> 00:57:09,574 Bravo. Bravo. 1071 00:57:09,705 --> 00:57:13,143 Bravo. Bellissimo. Now that is class. 1072 00:57:13,273 --> 00:57:15,406 Yeah. No, that was great. 1073 00:57:15,537 --> 00:57:17,451 Um, yeah, I got to figure out, uh... 1074 00:57:17,582 --> 00:57:18,801 Where it goes in the show. 1075 00:57:18,931 --> 00:57:22,021 Uh, but, yeah, it was... it was great. 1076 00:57:22,152 --> 00:57:24,110 All right, Harry, let's go. 1077 00:57:25,721 --> 00:57:26,721 Give it to her. 1078 00:57:26,809 --> 00:57:27,940 ♪ Oh 1079 00:57:30,073 --> 00:57:31,204 take your time, boy. 1080 00:57:32,162 --> 00:57:33,250 Show her. 1081 00:57:33,380 --> 00:57:36,993 ♪ With your permission 1082 00:57:37,123 --> 00:57:40,692 ♪ I just wanna spend a little time with you ♪ 1083 00:57:40,823 --> 00:57:41,824 Yep. 1084 00:57:42,912 --> 00:57:43,913 That's it. 1085 00:57:45,654 --> 00:57:47,481 Hey, give her the business. 1086 00:57:50,093 --> 00:57:53,096 ♪ Tonight I wanna be a little me on you ♪ 1087 00:57:53,226 --> 00:57:54,314 Uh, uh. 1088 00:57:55,141 --> 00:57:56,665 Uh-oh. 1089 00:57:58,884 --> 00:58:01,104 ♪ With your permission 1090 00:58:02,975 --> 00:58:05,630 ♪ I wanna spend the night sippin' on you ♪ 1091 00:58:08,111 --> 00:58:11,418 That's it. That's it. All right, sick. 1092 00:58:11,549 --> 00:58:13,812 Look, I mean, you can't dance any better than that. 1093 00:58:13,943 --> 00:58:15,292 That's perfect. 1094 00:58:15,422 --> 00:58:16,791 I mean, the only... If I had a little note 1095 00:58:16,815 --> 00:58:18,687 it would just be this specific dance 1096 00:58:18,817 --> 00:58:21,341 is a little more like fucking than dancing. 1097 00:58:21,472 --> 00:58:23,866 And you know, look, the song is called "permission," 1098 00:58:23,996 --> 00:58:25,171 so once you get permission 1099 00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:26,999 you got to keep it, and you got to... 1100 00:58:27,130 --> 00:58:29,282 The only way to do that is to keep a connection with her. 1101 00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:31,386 Here, watch. Look, see if you can see the difference. 1102 00:58:32,526 --> 00:58:34,566 Like, literally you don't even have to dance at all. 1103 00:58:35,007 --> 00:58:36,139 - Hi. - Hey. 1104 00:58:36,269 --> 00:58:37,749 - Can I touch you? - Of course. 1105 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,925 - Yeah? You sure? - Yeah. 1106 00:58:40,056 --> 00:58:42,101 ♪ With your permission 1107 00:58:44,016 --> 00:58:47,716 ♪ I just wanna spend a little time with you ♪ 1108 00:58:52,503 --> 00:58:54,548 ♪ with your permission 1109 00:58:56,725 --> 00:59:00,250 ♪ tonight I wanna be a little me on you ♪ 1110 00:59:01,164 --> 00:59:03,340 ♪ aw, yeah 1111 00:59:05,342 --> 00:59:07,866 ♪ with your permission 1112 00:59:09,825 --> 00:59:13,829 ♪ I wanna spend the night sippin' on you ♪ 1113 00:59:13,959 --> 00:59:17,441 ♪ you know what I'm talking about baby, yeah ♪ 1114 00:59:19,835 --> 00:59:22,011 Woody! Woody, Woody, Woody, Woody. 1115 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,929 I don't understand. 1116 00:59:27,059 --> 00:59:31,542 You have this beautiful legendary stage... 1117 00:59:31,673 --> 00:59:34,197 But you're hovering around the chair. 1118 00:59:35,589 --> 00:59:37,374 I mean, you can do the same... 1119 00:59:39,419 --> 00:59:41,683 Over here, or your... 1120 00:59:43,510 --> 00:59:45,251 - Over there. - Mm-hmm. 1121 00:59:45,382 --> 00:59:47,297 No woman wants to be suffocated 1122 00:59:47,427 --> 00:59:48,777 by testículos. 1123 00:59:48,907 --> 00:59:49,907 That's fair. 1124 00:59:49,995 --> 00:59:51,301 It's nice to expand, you know? 1125 00:59:52,084 --> 00:59:53,172 Okay. 1126 00:59:54,826 --> 00:59:57,437 Less testiculars and expansion. 1127 01:00:36,694 --> 01:00:38,217 Some scholars suggest that dance 1128 01:00:38,348 --> 01:00:40,002 once was a form of communication 1129 01:00:40,132 --> 01:00:43,266 as integral to our daily life as eating or sleeping. 1130 01:00:43,396 --> 01:00:45,877 Traditionally, tribal courtship dances 1131 01:00:46,008 --> 01:00:47,661 allowed dancers of opposite sexes 1132 01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,663 to engage in socially acceptable 1133 01:00:49,794 --> 01:00:51,578 physical contact before they were even 1134 01:00:51,709 --> 01:00:53,624 allowed to speak to one another. 1135 01:00:53,755 --> 01:00:55,408 Only when a leisure class began 1136 01:00:55,539 --> 01:00:57,846 to emerge out of early economic development 1137 01:00:57,976 --> 01:00:59,176 did humans begin to view dance 1138 01:00:59,282 --> 01:01:00,500 as a source of pleasure apart 1139 01:01:00,631 --> 01:01:02,328 from its original purpose, 1140 01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:05,114 to bridge people together from different worlds... 1141 01:01:05,244 --> 01:01:07,769 To heal wounds when words would not suffice. 1142 01:01:14,863 --> 01:01:15,994 All right, you all ready? 1143 01:01:17,082 --> 01:01:18,649 Play back. 1144 01:01:28,006 --> 01:01:31,618 All right. Stop! Stop the music! Stop! 1145 01:01:31,749 --> 01:01:34,708 Hey! Excuse me, who the hell are you? 1146 01:01:36,841 --> 01:01:38,625 City of westminster. 1147 01:01:38,756 --> 01:01:41,237 Historical architecture high committee. 1148 01:01:41,367 --> 01:01:44,327 Well, I'm the owner of this theater. Is there a problem? 1149 01:01:45,241 --> 01:01:46,764 Oh, I would think so. 1150 01:01:53,379 --> 01:01:54,511 Anything else? 1151 01:01:56,861 --> 01:01:58,384 You'll be hearing from us. 1152 01:02:03,476 --> 01:02:04,695 We're fucked. 1153 01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:09,831 "The owner must obtain written approval 1154 01:02:09,961 --> 01:02:11,702 to make material changes to property. 1155 01:02:11,833 --> 01:02:14,661 If changes be made without approval or special exemption, 1156 01:02:14,792 --> 01:02:15,967 the owner must restore 1157 01:02:16,098 --> 01:02:17,664 the theater to its original condition 1158 01:02:17,795 --> 01:02:20,798 and then file for approval with the city." 1159 01:02:20,929 --> 01:02:23,409 This is Roger trying to control me. 1160 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:25,847 Even though we are separated 1161 01:02:25,977 --> 01:02:27,172 and in the middle of a divorce 1162 01:02:27,196 --> 01:02:28,937 because he fucked the assistant. 1163 01:02:32,462 --> 01:02:33,593 I'm sorry, baby, 1164 01:02:33,724 --> 01:02:35,004 but it's not like it's a secret. 1165 01:02:36,379 --> 01:02:38,294 What if we just do it anyway? 1166 01:02:38,424 --> 01:02:40,165 I mean, what are they really gonna do? 1167 01:02:40,296 --> 01:02:41,863 "Failure to comply will result 1168 01:02:41,993 --> 01:02:43,952 in a fine of 10,000 pounds per day... 1169 01:02:44,082 --> 01:02:46,998 And/or seizure of the property by the city." 1170 01:02:47,129 --> 01:02:48,870 Even if I pay the fine, 1171 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,829 he'll find a way to exert pressure on these people 1172 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,700 and force them to bend the rules. 1173 01:02:53,831 --> 01:02:55,267 That's just the way he operates. 1174 01:02:55,398 --> 01:02:56,941 - Isn't it, Victor? - Well, in my opinion... 1175 01:02:56,965 --> 01:02:58,488 We have to go all the way to the top 1176 01:02:58,618 --> 01:03:00,838 because our freedom is an illusion. 1177 01:03:00,969 --> 01:03:02,729 Yes, see when you start with no rights at all... 1178 01:03:02,753 --> 01:03:04,494 So who is this person we need to seduce 1179 01:03:04,624 --> 01:03:05,887 and get them on our side? 1180 01:03:06,017 --> 01:03:08,106 I.e., the definition of corruption. 1181 01:03:09,368 --> 01:03:10,804 Zadie, baby... 1182 01:03:12,328 --> 01:03:13,851 You should know that the law 1183 01:03:13,982 --> 01:03:15,635 is useless when you're dealing 1184 01:03:15,766 --> 01:03:18,203 with entrenched male power structures. 1185 01:03:18,334 --> 01:03:20,466 - Not all male. - What do you mean? 1186 01:03:20,597 --> 01:03:22,077 Edna eaglebauer. 1187 01:03:22,207 --> 01:03:23,643 As the chairwoman, 1188 01:03:23,774 --> 01:03:25,099 she has the power to Grant a special exemption. 1189 01:03:25,123 --> 01:03:27,256 Hey, z, what else do we know about edna? 1190 01:03:33,610 --> 01:03:36,047 Um, not much about her on Google. 1191 01:03:36,178 --> 01:03:37,701 Housing records indicate 1192 01:03:37,831 --> 01:03:38,983 she's most likely single and lives alone. 1193 01:03:39,007 --> 01:03:40,922 That's promising. 1194 01:03:41,052 --> 01:03:43,315 Um, she's got no presence on social media. 1195 01:03:43,446 --> 01:03:46,971 Asides her bio on the council website. 1196 01:03:47,102 --> 01:03:49,800 Check if she has a pet or a hobby. 1197 01:03:52,455 --> 01:03:53,935 Not that I can tell. She's a ghost. 1198 01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:49,599 I'll tell you what... 1199 01:04:49,729 --> 01:04:50,880 This bird's got to have a heart of stone 1200 01:04:50,904 --> 01:04:52,341 to shut down swan lake. 1201 01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,604 Maybe, but everybody wants something. 1202 01:04:54,734 --> 01:04:56,998 We just got to keep looking. 1203 01:04:57,128 --> 01:04:59,783 What if she didn't even know what she wants? 1204 01:04:59,913 --> 01:05:01,524 Well, that never stopped men 1205 01:05:01,654 --> 01:05:04,005 from coming up with the wrong answer. 1206 01:05:04,135 --> 01:05:05,615 Come on, guys, give me something. 1207 01:05:05,745 --> 01:05:07,051 Victor, don't just sit there. 1208 01:05:07,182 --> 01:05:08,748 I'll murder her for the right price. 1209 01:05:08,879 --> 01:05:10,315 That might be the best idea. 1210 01:05:10,446 --> 01:05:11,664 But, look, this feels like 1211 01:05:11,795 --> 01:05:13,536 a woman's perspective sort of a thing. 1212 01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:15,886 Like what did you want before Miami? 1213 01:05:16,017 --> 01:05:17,496 I just wanted to escape my life. 1214 01:05:19,803 --> 01:05:21,805 But then... 1215 01:05:21,935 --> 01:05:26,897 Someone came along and gave me this unexpected 1216 01:05:27,028 --> 01:05:33,077 magical moment that made me remember who I really was. 1217 01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:35,253 It was like a little treasure. 1218 01:05:35,384 --> 01:05:38,039 Okay, so we need to figure out who edna was before 1219 01:05:38,169 --> 01:05:40,345 she became a bureaucrat and tap into that then. 1220 01:05:41,738 --> 01:05:42,782 That's it! 1221 01:07:25,146 --> 01:07:26,906 I don't understand why you don't want "suavemente." 1222 01:07:26,930 --> 01:07:28,255 I don't think... no. I love "suavemente." 1223 01:07:28,279 --> 01:07:29,759 It's a great song. 1224 01:07:29,889 --> 01:07:31,171 - It's a different beat. - It is great. I agree. 1225 01:07:31,195 --> 01:07:32,501 We just don't need it right now. 1226 01:07:32,631 --> 01:07:33,956 Look, it... look, hear me out. It's Isabel... 1227 01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:35,306 Unicorn, "champagne," "sex machine..." 1228 01:07:35,330 --> 01:07:36,611 - Oh, trust me... - "Permission," "suits." 1229 01:07:36,635 --> 01:07:37,917 I know it by heart. And you know what's more 1230 01:07:37,941 --> 01:07:39,116 important than "suavemente"? 1231 01:07:39,247 --> 01:07:40,726 We still don't have a grand finale. 1232 01:07:40,857 --> 01:07:42,269 Well, great. We'll make one. It's a group number. 1233 01:07:42,293 --> 01:07:43,662 Most important part of the whole show. 1234 01:07:43,686 --> 01:07:44,706 And then everybody will dance out into the crowd. 1235 01:07:44,730 --> 01:07:46,036 It'll be amazing. 1236 01:07:46,167 --> 01:07:48,169 - Oh, that's so random. - Why is that random? 1237 01:07:48,299 --> 01:07:49,363 Everybody dancing in the crowd. 1238 01:07:49,387 --> 01:07:50,606 We've done that already. 1239 01:07:50,736 --> 01:07:51,931 It's got to be something different, 1240 01:07:51,955 --> 01:07:53,348 something personal. 1241 01:07:53,478 --> 01:07:54,784 They're all good and personal, 1242 01:07:54,914 --> 01:07:56,196 and they're there for a reason. I don't... 1243 01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:57,830 Why are you doing this right now? 1244 01:07:57,961 --> 01:08:00,224 Why are you making it, like, we don't have a good show? 1245 01:08:00,355 --> 01:08:03,401 I know. You should be dancing in it. 1246 01:08:03,532 --> 01:08:05,925 You have lost your mind. What are you talking about? 1247 01:08:06,056 --> 01:08:07,405 I'm not dancing in the show. 1248 01:08:07,536 --> 01:08:09,078 Why are you saying no to everything I say? 1249 01:08:09,102 --> 01:08:10,558 - I'm not saying no. - Have you noticed that? 1250 01:08:10,582 --> 01:08:12,386 I've said yes on every single part of the show. 1251 01:08:12,410 --> 01:08:15,674 We need something climactic, different, something personal. 1252 01:08:15,805 --> 01:08:17,981 Great, then do something personal. 1253 01:08:18,111 --> 01:08:19,524 Give me something that I don't know about you. 1254 01:08:19,548 --> 01:08:21,419 Why is it about me? This is about women. 1255 01:08:21,550 --> 01:08:22,986 You're a woman. I'm not. 1256 01:08:23,116 --> 01:08:24,398 I'm not gonna be dancing in the show. 1257 01:08:24,422 --> 01:08:25,728 Why don't you make it personal? 1258 01:08:25,858 --> 01:08:27,251 Well, do whatever you want. 1259 01:08:27,382 --> 01:08:29,142 Do the thing that you and Antonio have been making. 1260 01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:31,212 It's great. That's personal, ain't it? 1261 01:08:31,342 --> 01:08:33,257 Hey, it's your show. 1262 01:08:33,388 --> 01:08:35,085 Give me something that's yours. 1263 01:08:35,216 --> 01:08:37,000 Open up. 1264 01:08:37,130 --> 01:08:39,176 - I did. - When? 1265 01:08:39,307 --> 01:08:40,917 The whole... this whole time. 1266 01:08:41,047 --> 01:08:42,310 And if you haven't seen it, 1267 01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:44,007 I don't know what to tell you about it. 1268 01:08:44,137 --> 01:08:45,550 Well, I don't know what to tell you about it since 1269 01:08:45,574 --> 01:08:47,663 I tried to kiss you and you pulled away. 1270 01:08:47,793 --> 01:08:49,621 You don't know how to open up. 1271 01:08:49,752 --> 01:08:51,536 That's why you need the "suavemente." 1272 01:08:51,667 --> 01:08:55,453 Oh! Still waiting for passing trade, you nosy fuck! 1273 01:08:55,584 --> 01:08:58,239 Your turn; He's impossible. 1274 01:09:15,343 --> 01:09:16,909 Yes, Victor? 1275 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,607 I did not say anything. 1276 01:09:18,737 --> 01:09:20,367 Yeah. Yeah. You're always saying something in your head. 1277 01:09:20,391 --> 01:09:21,740 Just say it out loud, man. 1278 01:09:24,090 --> 01:09:26,963 You see, the problem with Max is 1279 01:09:27,093 --> 01:09:29,270 she tends to overcomplicate things. 1280 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:30,836 Yeah. 1281 01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:33,143 Especially when she knows exactly what she wants. 1282 01:09:33,274 --> 01:09:35,188 And she knows exactly what she wants 1283 01:09:35,319 --> 01:09:36,407 when it comes to you. 1284 01:09:42,021 --> 01:09:43,762 Why do you work for her? 1285 01:09:43,893 --> 01:09:45,503 You could easily work for Roger. 1286 01:09:46,896 --> 01:09:48,506 She's got bigger balls. 1287 01:09:52,641 --> 01:09:53,990 Listen, motherfucker. 1288 01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,252 - I rest my case. - Yeah. 1289 01:09:55,383 --> 01:09:56,775 You better make up your mind 1290 01:09:56,906 --> 01:09:58,186 because you're driving me crazy. 1291 01:09:58,299 --> 01:09:59,406 Oh, just... yeah, you're driving me crazy. 1292 01:09:59,430 --> 01:10:00,605 What are you doing? 1293 01:10:00,736 --> 01:10:01,954 Just stop. 1294 01:10:02,085 --> 01:10:04,348 - Okay, just shut up. - No, you stop. 1295 01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:06,481 You shut up. 1296 01:10:06,611 --> 01:10:09,179 I just want a happy ending. 1297 01:10:13,139 --> 01:10:15,359 You're an insane person. You know that, right? 1298 01:10:15,490 --> 01:10:16,839 Mm-hmm. 1299 01:10:44,997 --> 01:10:47,043 Given the debate and confusion 1300 01:10:47,173 --> 01:10:49,262 around the word "love" generally... 1301 01:10:49,393 --> 01:10:51,526 What are we to make of the word "love" 1302 01:10:51,656 --> 01:10:53,528 in the context of dancing? 1303 01:10:53,658 --> 01:10:56,008 If you love dancing with someone, 1304 01:10:56,139 --> 01:10:58,750 does that mean on some level that you love them? 1305 01:10:58,881 --> 01:11:02,014 What other feelings are exchanged during a dance? 1306 01:11:02,145 --> 01:11:04,539 Can you dance with someone you don't trust? 1307 01:11:04,669 --> 01:11:07,629 Should you trust someone just because they can dance? 1308 01:11:07,759 --> 01:11:10,109 Max and Mike weren't thinking about this, 1309 01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:11,589 but they should have been. 1310 01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:13,243 Stop the music! 1311 01:11:13,374 --> 01:11:15,724 Stop the music! Stop the music. 1312 01:11:16,942 --> 01:11:18,379 - Edna? - Edna? 1313 01:11:18,509 --> 01:11:20,250 I am so sorry, Ms. Mendoza. 1314 01:11:20,381 --> 01:11:21,860 I am so deeply sorry 1315 01:11:21,991 --> 01:11:24,428 to each and every one of you beautiful creatures. 1316 01:11:24,559 --> 01:11:25,777 Sorry for what? 1317 01:11:25,908 --> 01:11:27,518 Height restrictions for stage risers. 1318 01:11:27,649 --> 01:11:29,215 Apparently, your new stage 1319 01:11:29,346 --> 01:11:30,715 is three quarters of an inch too high. 1320 01:11:30,739 --> 01:11:32,262 Your exemption has been denied. 1321 01:11:32,393 --> 01:11:34,830 You're to shut down immediately. 1322 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,006 But you had already approved it! 1323 01:11:37,136 --> 01:11:40,966 I got a call from an mp's office. It's law. 1324 01:11:41,097 --> 01:11:42,403 There's nothing I can do. 1325 01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:47,886 Keep working. I'll take care of this. I'll be right back. 1326 01:11:48,017 --> 01:11:49,017 Okay. 1327 01:12:03,815 --> 01:12:05,991 How fucking dare you? 1328 01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:08,777 You're not shutting me down again. Not this time. 1329 01:12:08,907 --> 01:12:11,736 Max, I sincerely want to rebuild our trust. 1330 01:12:11,867 --> 01:12:13,129 -In the meantime, 1331 01:12:13,259 --> 01:12:15,087 I'm just trying to look out for you. 1332 01:12:15,218 --> 01:12:17,350 How is shutting down my show looking out for me? 1333 01:12:17,481 --> 01:12:18,721 I'm not talking about the show. 1334 01:12:18,830 --> 01:12:20,110 Then what are you talking about? 1335 01:12:20,136 --> 01:12:22,051 I'm talking about your judgment. 1336 01:12:22,181 --> 01:12:24,227 I'm talking what I witnessed in the kitchen 1337 01:12:24,357 --> 01:12:25,489 in front of our daughter. 1338 01:12:25,620 --> 01:12:28,144 Roger, I wouldn't get into a dispute 1339 01:12:28,274 --> 01:12:29,972 about judgment with me right now. 1340 01:12:30,102 --> 01:12:33,497 You handed my family's theater over to a fucking stripper. 1341 01:12:35,238 --> 01:12:37,501 You don't know anything about Mike. 1342 01:12:37,632 --> 01:12:41,113 I know when you're being used. Don't you see that? 1343 01:12:41,592 --> 01:12:42,593 No. 1344 01:12:43,986 --> 01:12:46,989 Darling, I know we're all getting old, 1345 01:12:47,119 --> 01:12:49,470 but I didn't know you were so desperate. 1346 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,690 Fuck you! We care for each other. 1347 01:12:52,821 --> 01:12:55,737 Max, have you even read our settlement agreement? 1348 01:12:55,867 --> 01:12:59,305 The language about denigrating or harming the family brand? 1349 01:12:59,436 --> 01:13:01,220 The moment that show goes up, 1350 01:13:01,351 --> 01:13:03,135 mother's barristers will be clawing back 1351 01:13:03,266 --> 01:13:05,050 every last shilling in court 1352 01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:06,878 and I won't be able to stop her. 1353 01:13:07,009 --> 01:13:10,316 But if you're still too deluded to help yourself, 1354 01:13:10,447 --> 01:13:12,623 please be mindful of zadie. 1355 01:13:12,754 --> 01:13:15,800 She shouldn't have to pay the price for your fantasies. 1356 01:13:21,676 --> 01:13:22,894 Would you please stop it? 1357 01:13:23,025 --> 01:13:24,809 What? 1358 01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:26,594 I know what you're thinking. 1359 01:13:26,724 --> 01:13:28,509 You're thinking, "what was she thinking?" 1360 01:13:28,639 --> 01:13:30,249 You weren't thinking, were you? 1361 01:13:30,380 --> 01:13:31,512 You were falling in love. 1362 01:13:31,642 --> 01:13:33,209 Oh, shut the fuck up. 1363 01:13:33,339 --> 01:13:34,950 You think I don't know that? 1364 01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:37,387 And don't you dare judge me. You were not there. 1365 01:13:37,518 --> 01:13:39,781 That one fucking dance... 1366 01:13:40,782 --> 01:13:42,610 Changed everything in me. 1367 01:13:45,613 --> 01:13:49,747 It feels like it made me the best version of myself... 1368 01:13:49,878 --> 01:13:51,140 But everybody's laughing at me. 1369 01:13:51,270 --> 01:13:52,968 I'm a joke. An embarrassment. 1370 01:13:54,535 --> 01:13:56,580 Not to him though. 1371 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,628 He believes in me. 1372 01:14:00,758 --> 01:14:02,499 I have to go tell him 1373 01:14:02,630 --> 01:14:05,763 that our show about empowering women is dead... 1374 01:14:05,894 --> 01:14:08,505 Because I'm so fucking powerless. 1375 01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:12,944 The most frightening part is that... 1376 01:14:13,075 --> 01:14:15,120 I'm about to find out if that dance 1377 01:14:15,251 --> 01:14:18,080 meant as much to him as it did to me. 1378 01:14:19,995 --> 01:14:23,955 Or if I'm just another goddamn Tuesday. 1379 01:14:24,086 --> 01:14:26,131 No, you're more like a Thursday, madame. 1380 01:14:28,656 --> 01:14:31,310 Have I always been this adolescent? 1381 01:14:31,441 --> 01:14:34,531 No. Only when it's raining. 1382 01:14:37,099 --> 01:14:40,755 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1383 01:14:40,885 --> 01:14:42,104 One. 1384 01:14:42,234 --> 01:14:43,234 Mike. 1385 01:14:45,150 --> 01:14:47,152 Uh, Jack, keep taking them through. 1386 01:14:52,288 --> 01:14:54,464 What the fuck you mean "we're done"? 1387 01:14:54,595 --> 01:14:59,164 I'm sorry. I did my best, but I failed. 1388 01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:01,255 - Wait. What... all right. - Victor will come back 1389 01:15:01,340 --> 01:15:02,733 and pick you up, 1390 01:15:02,864 --> 01:15:04,363 and he can arrange a flight for you tomorrow. 1391 01:15:04,387 --> 01:15:06,519 No, no, no. What happened? This isn't you. 1392 01:15:06,650 --> 01:15:08,210 What the fuck is going on with you, Max? 1393 01:15:12,656 --> 01:15:13,962 Nothing. 1394 01:15:14,092 --> 01:15:16,617 What? UN-fucking-believable. 1395 01:15:16,747 --> 01:15:19,750 You really are the queen of the first act, huh? Holy shit. 1396 01:15:22,710 --> 01:15:23,990 You don't know anything about me. 1397 01:15:24,102 --> 01:15:26,017 And you don't understand anything. 1398 01:15:26,148 --> 01:15:27,628 It's Friday. 1399 01:15:27,758 --> 01:15:30,326 They wouldn't pull the plug on us until Monday. 1400 01:15:30,456 --> 01:15:32,110 But you're walking away. 1401 01:15:32,241 --> 01:15:34,243 You have no show. 1402 01:15:34,373 --> 01:15:36,375 You couldn't even come up with an ending. 1403 01:15:36,506 --> 01:15:38,266 You cannot say that what we've created so far 1404 01:15:38,334 --> 01:15:39,727 isn't fucking special. 1405 01:15:39,857 --> 01:15:41,729 You cannot say that. I know you can't. 1406 01:15:46,559 --> 01:15:50,476 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to let it go. 1407 01:15:52,870 --> 01:15:54,698 You'll still get paid. 1408 01:15:54,829 --> 01:15:57,832 Hey! Hey, look, I don't give a fuck about the money. 1409 01:15:57,962 --> 01:15:59,224 I don't fucking care. 1410 01:15:59,790 --> 01:16:01,270 Okay? 1411 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:02,967 We're good at this and I'm not gonna 1412 01:16:03,098 --> 01:16:04,795 fucking just let us give up on it. 1413 01:16:04,926 --> 01:16:06,188 You're so good at this. 1414 01:16:08,625 --> 01:16:12,890 I bet you he never cared about what you were good at. Did he? 1415 01:16:17,329 --> 01:16:18,983 Don't let this be the end. 1416 01:16:25,947 --> 01:16:26,948 Uh. Uh. 1417 01:17:05,813 --> 01:17:07,728 - Woody! - Lay it on me, gov. 1418 01:17:07,858 --> 01:17:09,773 I need a plumber and a ballerina. 1419 01:17:11,644 --> 01:17:14,517 The Princess is on a hunger strike. 1420 01:17:14,647 --> 01:17:16,040 Won't even open the door. 1421 01:17:16,171 --> 01:17:17,389 What? She's not even drinking? 1422 01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,043 I'm afraid not. 1423 01:17:19,174 --> 01:17:21,654 Did you try using your "wise British Butler" voice? 1424 01:17:21,785 --> 01:17:26,485 Trust me, I went full metal downton Abbey on her ass. 1425 01:17:26,616 --> 01:17:29,750 And if that bloke doesn't pull his head from his own ass... 1426 01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:32,143 You'll be parented from behind a closed door 1427 01:17:32,274 --> 01:17:34,232 for months. Years, even. 1428 01:17:34,363 --> 01:17:37,105 But you didn't tell her you slipped Mike the keys? 1429 01:17:37,235 --> 01:17:38,976 Please. 1430 01:17:39,107 --> 01:17:41,762 If the lawyers found out her careless manservant... 1431 01:17:41,892 --> 01:17:43,372 Failed to lock the rattigan doors, 1432 01:17:43,502 --> 01:17:45,678 she'll need plausible deniability. 1433 01:17:45,809 --> 01:17:47,289 If there's anything I've learned, 1434 01:17:47,419 --> 01:17:49,291 it's that you can't tell people anything. 1435 01:17:49,421 --> 01:17:51,032 They have to have an experience. 1436 01:17:54,122 --> 01:17:55,253 Message from Mike. 1437 01:17:56,864 --> 01:17:58,213 "End is not ending. 1438 01:17:58,343 --> 01:18:00,650 "Sunday at-00 we roll. The grand finale." 1439 01:18:00,781 --> 01:18:01,956 Let me see that. 1440 01:18:04,175 --> 01:18:06,395 Crikey, it's a haiku. 1441 01:18:06,525 --> 01:18:10,312 Seventeen syllables in a five-seven-five pattern. 1442 01:18:10,442 --> 01:18:12,793 Purely coincidence, but still... 1443 01:18:12,923 --> 01:18:14,751 There's hope for him after all. 1444 01:18:14,882 --> 01:18:17,449 Sounds like Sunday's gonna be an experience. 1445 01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:19,930 Doesn't it just? 1446 01:20:04,121 --> 01:20:05,688 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1447 01:20:09,300 --> 01:20:10,345 Follow me. 1448 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,315 Put some clothes on, maxandra. 1449 01:20:27,536 --> 01:20:29,190 Why would I do that? 1450 01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:30,626 We have to go. 1451 01:20:32,671 --> 01:20:34,021 Where? 1452 01:20:34,151 --> 01:20:35,413 You know where. 1453 01:20:40,766 --> 01:20:42,290 - He didn't. - He did. 1454 01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:44,553 No, he didn't. 1455 01:20:44,683 --> 01:20:49,166 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. No. No, it's gonna be a disaster. 1456 01:20:49,297 --> 01:20:50,515 No, it's not. 1457 01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:52,169 Oh, it's going to be a disaster. 1458 01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:53,900 No, no, no. I can't. I can't. Uh, uh, no. 1459 01:20:53,997 --> 01:20:55,303 - Yes, you can. - No, I can't go. 1460 01:20:55,433 --> 01:20:56,695 Come on. 1461 01:20:56,826 --> 01:20:58,393 No, I won't go and you can't make me. 1462 01:20:58,523 --> 01:20:59,785 Mom. 1463 01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:02,963 We have to go. 1464 01:21:28,858 --> 01:21:30,991 Here you go. There. 1465 01:21:31,121 --> 01:21:32,383 Victor. 1466 01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:37,040 The rumors about the show 1467 01:21:37,171 --> 01:21:39,521 were a form of entertainment for some. 1468 01:21:39,651 --> 01:21:41,958 But for the two people who created it, 1469 01:21:42,089 --> 01:21:43,829 the terror of the opening night 1470 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,788 could only be managed by remembering 1471 01:21:45,918 --> 01:21:48,008 there would be no record of it. 1472 01:21:48,138 --> 01:21:51,533 Only the people who were there would ever experience 1473 01:21:51,663 --> 01:21:55,145 the story of Max and Mike as told through dance. 1474 01:21:55,276 --> 01:21:56,836 There's small ships, there's tall ships, 1475 01:21:56,886 --> 01:21:58,540 there're ships that sail the sea... 1476 01:21:58,670 --> 01:21:59,990 There's no ships like friendships, 1477 01:22:00,107 --> 01:22:02,500 so here's to you and me. One, two, three. 1478 01:22:02,631 --> 01:22:03,936 Let's go. 1479 01:22:04,067 --> 01:22:05,416 We are strippers! 1480 01:22:06,635 --> 01:22:07,723 Whoo! 1481 01:22:23,478 --> 01:22:24,566 All right, man. 1482 01:22:24,696 --> 01:22:26,437 - Let's go. - Yes. 1483 01:22:26,568 --> 01:22:29,571 Break a leg, everyone. Alex, cue one and sound. Go. 1484 01:22:41,322 --> 01:22:42,497 The light is different. 1485 01:22:43,976 --> 01:22:45,500 It's November. It's lower. 1486 01:22:50,722 --> 01:22:52,028 Harold's worried about lunch. 1487 01:22:52,159 --> 01:22:53,725 He said the menu is diabolical. 1488 01:22:53,856 --> 01:22:56,076 The menu is diabolical? 1489 01:22:56,206 --> 01:22:57,773 How can a menu be diabolical? 1490 01:22:57,903 --> 01:22:59,949 Only a person can be diabolical. 1491 01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,603 A menu isn't alive. 1492 01:23:01,733 --> 01:23:03,126 Well, either way, he's worried. 1493 01:23:03,257 --> 01:23:04,649 And you're worried about him? 1494 01:23:04,780 --> 01:23:06,347 I don't envy him finding out. 1495 01:23:06,477 --> 01:23:08,499 - Well, I'll tell him. - Isabel, no. It's impossible. 1496 01:23:08,523 --> 01:23:10,264 - He has to know. - He can never know. 1497 01:23:11,656 --> 01:23:12,657 Harold. 1498 01:23:13,876 --> 01:23:16,444 Hello, darling. Walter. 1499 01:23:17,923 --> 01:23:19,229 Drinks? 1500 01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:20,796 Will you still be going to calais? 1501 01:23:20,926 --> 01:23:23,799 No. I've decided to spend the summer here. 1502 01:23:23,929 --> 01:23:26,802 You see, Isabel is pregnant. 1503 01:23:26,932 --> 01:23:29,152 Oh. Congratulations. 1504 01:23:29,283 --> 01:23:31,763 Yes. We are very pleased. 1505 01:23:31,894 --> 01:23:34,288 We are hoping to have a son, of course. 1506 01:23:34,418 --> 01:23:37,943 That way the legacy of chuffingham will be secure. 1507 01:23:38,074 --> 01:23:41,338 And if not, we will keep trying. 1508 01:23:41,469 --> 01:23:44,994 One of the benefits of having a young wife. 1509 01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:47,344 I'm sure Isabel will make a wonderful mother. 1510 01:23:47,475 --> 01:23:51,305 No doubt. And of course my mother 1511 01:23:51,435 --> 01:23:53,307 will be here to help. 1512 01:23:53,437 --> 01:23:54,960 Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! 1513 01:24:04,361 --> 01:24:05,971 - Hello, lady Isabel. 1514 01:24:06,102 --> 01:24:07,582 Unicorn? 1515 01:24:07,712 --> 01:24:12,152 Why, yes, it's me, unicorn. Did you call for me? 1516 01:24:12,282 --> 01:24:15,677 Yeah, but I didn't expect you to show up out of the blue. 1517 01:24:15,807 --> 01:24:17,089 I haven't spoken to my imaginary friend 1518 01:24:17,113 --> 01:24:18,158 since I was a child. 1519 01:24:20,334 --> 01:24:21,596 Am I okay? 1520 01:24:21,726 --> 01:24:23,293 Hmm, well, that depends 1521 01:24:23,424 --> 01:24:25,382 on what your definition of okay is 1522 01:24:25,513 --> 01:24:28,080 but first things first, 1523 01:24:28,211 --> 01:24:30,213 why don't you tell us how you really feel. 1524 01:24:43,357 --> 01:24:44,749 Well... 1525 01:24:47,317 --> 01:24:48,318 I don't know. 1526 01:24:50,451 --> 01:24:53,149 These two guys shouldn't be my only two options 1527 01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:55,195 in the world, should they? 1528 01:24:55,325 --> 01:24:59,677 I mean, why do I even need to feel like I choose? 1529 01:24:59,808 --> 01:25:02,332 Like, it's between the shitty rich guy 1530 01:25:02,463 --> 01:25:04,116 and the poor guy with a heart of gold. 1531 01:25:04,247 --> 01:25:07,598 I mean, come on, all I really want right now 1532 01:25:07,729 --> 01:25:09,121 is to tell these boring 1533 01:25:09,252 --> 01:25:12,951 bags of dicks to leave me alone! 1534 01:25:15,954 --> 01:25:17,913 That's right, lady Isabel. 1535 01:25:18,043 --> 01:25:19,436 See, I'm here to tell you 1536 01:25:19,567 --> 01:25:21,308 that you can have anything you want. 1537 01:25:21,438 --> 01:25:23,962 All you have to do is ask. 1538 01:25:24,093 --> 01:25:27,792 What? Okay. Really? 1539 01:25:28,924 --> 01:25:31,187 - Really. - Okay. 1540 01:25:31,318 --> 01:25:36,671 Well, I am a modest lady, so... 1541 01:25:36,801 --> 01:25:39,804 What if all I wanted was just a guy 1542 01:25:39,935 --> 01:25:41,763 in a tank top and some jeans? 1543 01:25:48,248 --> 01:25:51,729 Okay, well, if I can have that then... 1544 01:25:51,860 --> 01:25:53,427 What about a bad boy... 1545 01:25:53,557 --> 01:25:55,255 Hold up, hold up... 1546 01:25:55,385 --> 01:25:57,213 Who always responds to my texts. 1547 01:25:59,650 --> 01:26:02,392 Ooh. All right. 1548 01:26:02,523 --> 01:26:07,354 And now, if I can have that then... 1549 01:26:07,484 --> 01:26:12,272 A sexy ceo who pays his women more than his men! 1550 01:26:14,186 --> 01:26:16,537 -Ooh, me-ow. 1551 01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:18,582 What about a guy with a puppy? 1552 01:26:24,196 --> 01:26:26,373 Okay, let me just swallow my saliva 1553 01:26:26,503 --> 01:26:28,549 that's literally dripping out of my mouth right now. 1554 01:26:28,679 --> 01:26:31,378 If I could have all of that, why stop there? 1555 01:26:42,345 --> 01:26:44,173 Wait a minute. 1556 01:26:44,304 --> 01:26:47,307 I can't be the only person in this room 1557 01:26:47,437 --> 01:26:49,047 to feel what I'm feeling right now. Am I? 1558 01:26:49,178 --> 01:26:50,440 No! 1559 01:26:50,571 --> 01:26:51,876 I didn't think so. 1560 01:26:52,007 --> 01:26:54,314 I can tell by the looks on your faces. 1561 01:26:54,444 --> 01:26:57,708 Now I want every single one of you to know 1562 01:26:57,839 --> 01:27:01,408 how I'm feeling right this very second. 1563 01:27:01,538 --> 01:27:04,367 I managed to have a little bit of everything. 1564 01:27:04,498 --> 01:27:07,849 And now, it's your turn. 1565 01:27:07,979 --> 01:27:11,505 So, by the power vested in me through this magic Mike... 1566 01:27:11,635 --> 01:27:16,771 I command thee, unicorn, send everything to us all 1567 01:27:16,901 --> 01:27:18,860 right now! 1568 01:28:44,467 --> 01:28:45,467 Uh... 1569 01:29:08,448 --> 01:29:10,841 Hey! 1570 01:29:10,972 --> 01:29:13,322 ♪ Single ladies! I can't hear ya! ♪ 1571 01:29:13,453 --> 01:29:16,630 ♪ Single ladies! Make noise! 1572 01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:18,806 ♪ What's your zodiac sign? 1573 01:29:18,936 --> 01:29:21,243 ♪ What's your zodiac sign? 1574 01:29:21,373 --> 01:29:23,288 ♪ What's your zodiac sign? 1575 01:29:51,403 --> 01:29:55,843 How do you feel about your new reality, everybody? 1576 01:29:55,973 --> 01:30:00,761 Make some bloody noise. 1577 01:30:00,891 --> 01:30:04,852 Give it up. Give it up for these gorgeous lads 1578 01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:08,246 who busted into a sweat just for all of you. 1579 01:30:08,377 --> 01:30:10,292 Come on, make a little noise. 1580 01:30:12,381 --> 01:30:15,253 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1581 01:30:15,384 --> 01:30:18,866 That's what I like to hear. That's what I love to hear. 1582 01:30:18,996 --> 01:30:20,824 A little bit of noise on this stage 1583 01:30:20,955 --> 01:30:22,913 doesn't go amiss, sweethearts. 1584 01:30:23,044 --> 01:30:26,743 And let me tell you one thing, a body at rest... 1585 01:30:26,874 --> 01:30:29,311 Is a body at rest. Right? 1586 01:30:29,441 --> 01:30:33,097 Eh, you know, not bad. But a body in motion... 1587 01:30:36,710 --> 01:30:41,802 There is absolutely nothing sexier... 1588 01:30:41,932 --> 01:30:44,544 Than a body in motion. Am I right? 1589 01:30:48,809 --> 01:30:52,116 So for our next act, I want you to give it up... 1590 01:30:52,247 --> 01:30:53,422 Ladies and gentlemen 1591 01:30:53,553 --> 01:30:56,904 for the trickster prince him bloody self. 1592 01:30:57,034 --> 01:31:02,126 Give it up, everybody, for Mr. Jd rainey. 1593 01:31:03,954 --> 01:31:05,739 ["By James brown plays] 1594 01:34:48,222 --> 01:34:50,485 - I think we should leave now. - Where are we going? 1595 01:34:50,615 --> 01:34:52,158 Mike said to leave at the end of "suits" 1596 01:34:52,182 --> 01:34:53,422 and return at the end of "pony." 1597 01:34:53,531 --> 01:34:55,316 Oh, yes, yes. So you go. 1598 01:34:55,446 --> 01:34:59,450 And no peeking. He'll be watching you. 1599 01:34:59,581 --> 01:35:02,497 Now folks, this next dance 1600 01:35:02,627 --> 01:35:05,413 is one that I'm well-acquainted with. 1601 01:35:05,543 --> 01:35:09,765 Things are about to get intimate. 1602 01:35:12,681 --> 01:35:17,207 Now, a real man isn't afraid to act on his desire... 1603 01:35:17,338 --> 01:35:20,907 But the sexiest act of submission... 1604 01:35:21,037 --> 01:35:23,997 Is asking for permission. 1605 01:37:18,024 --> 01:37:19,373 -Break a leg, gov. 1606 01:37:19,503 --> 01:37:20,678 Aw, bless ya. 1607 01:37:36,172 --> 01:37:38,174 I know. I know. 1608 01:37:38,305 --> 01:37:40,742 We all want a little bit of everything 1609 01:37:40,872 --> 01:37:42,962 all of the time. Don't we? 1610 01:37:43,092 --> 01:37:44,354 But... 1611 01:37:44,485 --> 01:37:47,618 Sometimes you just want to be 1612 01:37:47,749 --> 01:37:51,448 everything to someone. Right? 1613 01:37:53,624 --> 01:37:58,151 Sometimes, the greatest fantasy of them all... 1614 01:37:58,281 --> 01:38:00,370 Is knowing that you're the only one. 1615 01:43:22,736 --> 01:43:24,868 You said to go hard, and so I did what you said. 1616 01:43:24,999 --> 01:43:26,087 I mean, you know. 1617 01:43:26,217 --> 01:43:27,217 Oh, god. 1618 01:43:27,306 --> 01:43:28,306 We showed up. 1619 01:43:35,009 --> 01:43:36,053 That's "pony." 1620 01:43:36,184 --> 01:43:37,359 Mike said after "pony." 1621 01:43:37,490 --> 01:43:39,274 No, he just said "pony." 1622 01:43:39,405 --> 01:43:41,145 He definitely said after "pony" 1623 01:43:41,276 --> 01:43:43,278 and they're still on their ponies. Now sit. 1624 01:44:34,416 --> 01:44:35,416 Yes! 1625 01:44:45,471 --> 01:44:47,516 Come on, they're applauding. It must be over now. 1626 01:44:47,647 --> 01:44:48,865 Very well. 1627 01:45:07,014 --> 01:45:08,842 So amazing. 1628 01:45:14,238 --> 01:45:16,110 Wait a minute. Just a second. 1629 01:45:16,240 --> 01:45:17,807 Thank you very much, Mr. Mike. 1630 01:45:17,938 --> 01:45:19,200 Very nice, my friend. 1631 01:45:37,697 --> 01:45:39,655 - You look beautiful. - Congratulations. 1632 01:45:39,786 --> 01:45:42,310 - Huh? - Congratulations. You did it. 1633 01:45:42,441 --> 01:45:43,548 What are you talking about? We did it. 1634 01:45:43,572 --> 01:45:44,921 You did it. It was amazing. 1635 01:45:44,965 --> 01:45:45,985 Look around. All this is because of you. 1636 01:45:46,009 --> 01:45:47,315 You are sublime. 1637 01:45:47,446 --> 01:45:49,286 Look, I just want you to know I love you. Okay? 1638 01:45:55,279 --> 01:45:56,585 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1639 01:45:56,716 --> 01:45:57,978 If you're not gonna leave him, 1640 01:45:58,108 --> 01:46:00,241 I don't want this to be more confusing. 1641 01:46:00,371 --> 01:46:05,202 It's done. I'm never, ever, ever going back to him. 1642 01:46:05,333 --> 01:46:08,684 I am free and I am broke. 1643 01:46:08,815 --> 01:46:11,948 What do you mean? You're... What do you mean you're broke? 1644 01:46:12,079 --> 01:46:13,820 - Yeah. - Like broke, broke? 1645 01:46:15,474 --> 01:46:17,606 I'm s... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1646 01:46:17,737 --> 01:46:19,129 It's okay. I don't care. 1647 01:46:19,260 --> 01:46:22,829 No, i'm... I'm just... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1648 01:46:31,794 --> 01:46:32,926 I hate you. 1649 01:46:39,802 --> 01:46:41,543 Come on, let's go. 1650 01:46:46,069 --> 01:46:47,680 No one can claim 1651 01:46:47,810 --> 01:46:50,683 to fully understand what exactly dance is... 1652 01:46:50,813 --> 01:46:52,511 But what is abundantly clear 1653 01:46:52,641 --> 01:46:56,210 is that dance seeks no meaning for its desires. 1654 01:46:56,340 --> 01:47:00,780 It does not value age or status, logic or reason. 1655 01:47:00,910 --> 01:47:04,218 It is a compass orientated only to Liberty, 1656 01:47:04,348 --> 01:47:06,089 not unlike the human heart. 1657 01:47:06,220 --> 01:47:08,091 I stumbled upon these wisdoms 1658 01:47:08,222 --> 01:47:12,531 when I met a lonely stripper named Mike.