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The impulse to dance
existed long before
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our primate ancestors
evolved into humans.
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Evolutionary biologists
suggest that dance
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was used by early humans
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to promote
the social cooperation
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essential for our survival.
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Indeed, studies have found that
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today's best dancers all share
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the two specific genes
associated
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with excellent
interpersonal skills.
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But despite its power
to save our species,
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dance could not save
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a small furniture company
in Miami
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from the economic Tsunami
of a global pandemic,
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so like many 40-year-old
millennial white males,
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Mike Lane found himself
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alone and adrift in an ocean
of failed relationships
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and unrealized dreams.
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Excuse me?
Hello!
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This area is off-limits.
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Oh. Well, then
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you really shouldn't
be here then, should you?
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Cute.
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Get dressed, start unloading.
Trucks just pulled in.
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All right.
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So, is she
living in Miami now, or...
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Well,
she can't go back to London,
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Roger's there.
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She has to
go back, for the daughter.
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Roger still wants it to work,
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according to Bob.
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She should have just canceled
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instead of walking around
like a zombie.
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Totally.
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-And here she is.
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Hi.
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Thank you so much.
This is absolutely beautiful.
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- Oh, thank you
for your contribution.
- You look stunning.
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- Scotch, please.
- Neat or rocks?
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Neat.
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You getting what you want?
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With the fundraiser. It looks
like it's going all right.
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Nobody here knows what the
big blue rescue project is
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and yet they give me
their money every year.
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Well, I just think
people like to
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look at what they can't have.
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I guess.
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What's up, bro?
Two vodka sodas.
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Two vodka sodas.
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- So, what do you think? Yeah?
- Yeah. Sounds good.
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Wait. I know you.
You went to state, right?
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State?
No, definitely not.
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Huh. We've definitely met.
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Uh, no. I don't know. Sorry.
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- Don't freak the guy out, hon.
- I'm not.
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Holy shit. I got it.
You really don't remember?
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I don't know.
Was it at my store? Huh?
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No. You were a cop, right?
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- What's your name?
- Kim.
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Uh, yeah. Like way
back in the day. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Right, right, right.
Got it.
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Nice pull, hon!
Did you arrest her?
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Uh, no, I think I let you off
with a warning. Right?
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Mm-hmm.
It was my pledge party.
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I was being very disorderly.
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You being good now?
You behaving?
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- Yes, I'm great, actually.
- Good.
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I'm on maxandra's legal team
so... here to support.
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That's cool. What kind of law
do you practice?
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Family law generally. But,
I do specialize in divorce.
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- Well, it was good to see you.
- See you in another 10 years.
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- Cheers. Be good.
- I'll do my best.
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You!
Bartender.
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Mrs. Rattigan
would like a word.
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Uh, we're not done
breaking down.
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Did you hear what I said?
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She'd like to see you right now.
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Bullshit. Hey, look,
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you don't have to explain it
to me. All right?
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Explain it to zadie.
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Ma'am?
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Of course,
I'm super uncomfortable
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doing that and I won't do it.
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Because that's a date
with chaperones.
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I'm not stupid, Roger.
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Ma'am, uh,
they said to come see you.
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Should I just wait outside?
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I don't want to see you!
All right?
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Get it into your head,
if you need to talk to me
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then bring the lawyers.
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Um, bartender?
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I'm sorry. They said to come
see you. I didn't mean to...
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Yes, yes, please come back.
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Okay.
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-Yeah?
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You know...
Do you like bartending?
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Sure. Uh, it's not
really what I do,
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but yeah. Why not?
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So, what is it
that you really do?
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Uh, yeah... well,
it's... that's a long story.
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Did you want me for something?
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Yeah...
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Um, what's your name?
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Mike.
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Nice to meet you, Mike.
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Nice to meet you.
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How much?
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How much for what?
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You know. Please don't make me
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spit it out
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because this is the first time
I do this
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and it's not comfortable.
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Look, I don't know
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what you're talking about.
What?
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But Kim told me that she
knew you, and run into you,
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and that you were a dancer.
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- Oh, Kim... Kim told you that?
- Yeah.
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-Right.
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Uh, look, I don't really
do that anymore, so...
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Uh, what was your name?
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Max.
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Max, it was nice to meet you.
Uh, thanks for...
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I'm s... I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.
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No, you didn't offend me.
Don't worry. It's all...
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Really, I have no idea
what I'm doing.
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It's just I'm not
normally like this...
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It's just that I've had
like the shittiest day
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and the shittiest week...
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And the shittiest month,
and the shittiest year.
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Same here.
Welcome to the club.
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Don't worry,
you didn't offend me.
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Okay.
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It was nice to meet you.
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So, let's say...
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If you were to do this just,
like, one last time.
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Mm-hmm?
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How much would something
like that go for?
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How much would something
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like that go for?
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Uh, $60,000? Maybe.
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- $60,000?
- Yeah. Yeah, 60.
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Let's call it 60.
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What the fuck do you do?
She said it was a silly dance.
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Who said that? Kim?
Kim said that? It was silly?
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Yeah. She said
it was a silly dance,
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but that it would
get my mind off of things.
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And if she's right,
I'm willing to pay six.
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What?
You're serious right now?
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You're gonna pay me $6,000
to give you a dance?
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Yeah, but no happy endings, huh?
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So we have a deal?
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Are you leaving?
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You know I have security.
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Mm-hmm.
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What are you doing?
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Um, you seem like
you need a drink.
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I really, really do.
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Why are you moving my flowers?
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These will work better here.
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You have a really, really,
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really nice house.
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Thank you.
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Everything's made really well.
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Are you redecorating?
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Maybe. Do you have music?
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You might want to
finish your drink.
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So, I don't know if you
really know what you bought...
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But I'm gonna give it
to you anyway.
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And at any point I take you
past your comfort zone...
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I fucking slap you.
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You can slap me.
That's perfect.
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May I touch you?
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I guess.
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Thanks.
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You don't know what I said.
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What are you talking about?
Yeah, I do.
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What did I say?
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You said I move like water.
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I didn't mean for you to
understand that.
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Well, maybe you should be
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a little more careful
what you say.
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Remember, I am from Florida.
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If I had known what this night
was going to be like...
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I would have gladly paid you
the 60 thousand.
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It wouldn't have
mattered anyway,
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I'm not gonna take your money.
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I'm not even gonna take
the six grand.
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Who are you?
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Um, I don't know.
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What do you mean?
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Come with me to London.
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What's in London?
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My life.
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Your life's in London?
I thought this was your house.
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This is a house,
but it's not the house.
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Max, I can't just go to London.
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I got, like,
stuff here. I got...
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Like there's a whole mess.
I got a job.
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I can't just go to London.
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I'm gonna get you
a much better job in London.
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You're gonna get...
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No, well, I have a job
for you in mind.
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It's creative.
And all you have to do
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is come with me for a month
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and I will give you
your 60 thousand.
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Max, I can't just up and leave
my entire life here for you...
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Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
Listen. Listen.
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Not for a mon... I can't.
Not for a whole month.
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You should come with me
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and then if it's out of your
comfort zone then you just...
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- I get to fucking slap you?
- You can fucking slap me.
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Let's go.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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I don't really
fuck with vegetables.
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How do you have that body then?
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I don't know. Genetics.
Mom and pops.
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How'd you get so rich?
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- Genetics, I guess.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah?
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No, Roger's family is in media.
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Oh, that's cool.
Is that like TV and shit?
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It's more like
everything and shit.
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Right.
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So, um, I don't know.
What happened, with that?
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Marriage happened.
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Mmm.
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Are you married?
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Am I married? Um, would it
be a problem if I was?
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No. This is
100 percent business.
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Right. You keep talking
about this "job."
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But you always leave out
what the actual job is.
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It's what you were meant
to be doing all along.
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Okay. I've made it
really clear though,
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I'm not... I don't dance anymore.
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Then I can claim that I got
magic Mike's last dance.
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So what else could you
possibly be paying me for?
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We are not having sex.
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Completely out of the question.
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Why?
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You know, Mike,
I actually think you have...
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Other talents. And this is
what I'm invested in.
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Okay. But just, you know,
hear me out.
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You've purchased me for
a month, um, let's just say...
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You say, "jump."
I say, "which bed?"
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Look, last night was...
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Kind of magical.
It was amazing.
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So, let's not fuck that up.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Uh, and no.
I'm not, by the way.
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What?
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Married.
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Okay. Are you
in a relationship?
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Mm-mm. No.
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Me and relationships
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don't have a tendency
to, uh, work out.
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Yeah, I can understand that.
259
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,634
- To freedom.
- To freedom.
260
00:19:01,549 --> 00:19:05,292
Now, sir, the brown hamper
is for dry cleaning
261
00:19:05,423 --> 00:19:07,990
and the beige hamper
is for regular laundry.
262
00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:10,645
Uh, I'm probably not gonna have
263
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,096
any dry cleaning and I,
by the way
264
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,344
I can do my own clothes, man.
265
00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:14,843
Just show me
where the machines are.
266
00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:16,912
Ms. Mendoza would
never allow that, sir.
267
00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:18,803
Aw, man, you can call me Mike.
It's all good.
268
00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:21,526
As you wish, sir. The loo
is through this door here.
269
00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:25,269
Uh, the toilet, sir.
270
00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:26,574
Right.
Do you have any idea
271
00:19:26,705 --> 00:19:28,184
what the fuck I'm doing here?
272
00:19:28,315 --> 00:19:30,796
Uh, regrettably... no, sir.
273
00:19:30,926 --> 00:19:32,126
Yeah, but you wouldn't tell me
274
00:19:32,232 --> 00:19:33,581
even if you did know, would you?
275
00:19:33,712 --> 00:19:36,236
I would be lying
if I said I wasn't lying, sir.
276
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:37,411
Right.
It's Mike, man.
277
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,065
Just call me Mike.
278
00:19:39,195 --> 00:19:42,460
Well, "Mike," Ms. Mendoza
does love a good surprise.
279
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,419
I'll collect you at half past.
280
00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:47,987
Collect me at half past
for the surprise. Cool.
281
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,169
Shit.
282
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,393
I never like
to give credit to Victor
283
00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:05,091
because he becomes unbearable...
284
00:20:05,221 --> 00:20:07,615
But I wouldn't own the place
that we're going to
285
00:20:07,746 --> 00:20:09,182
if he hadn't convinced me
286
00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:11,140
to fight for it
in the settlement.
287
00:20:11,271 --> 00:20:12,446
Her only other option
288
00:20:12,577 --> 00:20:15,623
was a sand and gravel pit
in high wycombe.
289
00:20:15,754 --> 00:20:20,498
And the only value I saw in it
was that my mother-in-law...
290
00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:22,108
Didn't want to give it away.
291
00:20:22,238 --> 00:20:25,459
But now,
I have found its purpose.
292
00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:30,334
What's my purpose there?
If we're going there.
293
00:20:31,117 --> 00:20:33,337
Well...
294
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:35,339
Just pretend
that today is Christmas
295
00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:37,863
and you're about to open
your presents.
296
00:20:37,993 --> 00:20:39,343
Okay.
297
00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:42,171
As a matter of fact, Victor,
298
00:20:42,302 --> 00:20:44,043
I think we should stop
at Liberty's first.
299
00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:45,174
Don't you think?
300
00:20:45,305 --> 00:20:46,959
I would let harj know,
301
00:20:47,089 --> 00:20:48,482
so that he can mentally prepare.
302
00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:49,962
Good idea.
303
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,181
What's a harj?
304
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:03,802
Hello, harj.
305
00:21:03,932 --> 00:21:06,979
Good afternoon, madame rattigan!
306
00:21:07,109 --> 00:21:09,590
Don't you "madame" me
and it's mendoza now.
307
00:21:11,549 --> 00:21:14,900
So where's "the big tear-down"?
308
00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:17,511
What... this does not cost that.
309
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:19,078
What is this in dollars?
310
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:20,968
Do you like...
What, do you drop a zero or...
311
00:21:21,646 --> 00:21:22,777
So cute.
312
00:21:29,741 --> 00:21:31,656
Do you know what Victor does?
313
00:21:31,786 --> 00:21:33,309
So you own this place?
314
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,094
I do now.
315
00:21:35,224 --> 00:21:38,184
When this very same play
opened in 2004,
316
00:21:38,314 --> 00:21:40,099
the owner of the theater
317
00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:43,407
fell madly in love with this
horribly insecure actress.
318
00:21:43,537 --> 00:21:45,583
And so...
319
00:21:45,713 --> 00:21:48,237
Here's where my love story
with Roger began
320
00:21:48,368 --> 00:21:50,283
and here is where
it's going to end.
321
00:21:51,589 --> 00:21:53,199
He must have loved
your performance.
322
00:21:54,505 --> 00:21:55,984
I had three lines.
323
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:05,211
Well, you certainly
look the part.
324
00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:08,301
So relax, have fun
325
00:22:08,432 --> 00:22:10,956
and I promise there won't be
any more surprises,
326
00:22:11,086 --> 00:22:12,281
but you're gonna like this one.
327
00:22:12,305 --> 00:22:13,305
You swear?
328
00:22:14,612 --> 00:22:15,917
Deal.
329
00:22:16,048 --> 00:22:18,137
Miss mendoza!
Right on time as usual.
330
00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:19,965
Stop it, Woody.
I'm half an hour late.
331
00:22:20,095 --> 00:22:21,749
As usual. Is this, uh...
332
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,316
Yeah, Mike, meet Woody,
333
00:22:23,447 --> 00:22:25,187
the best stage manager
in all of London.
334
00:22:25,318 --> 00:22:27,799
Easy. I'm just here to serve
your vision, gov.
335
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,671
My vision?
336
00:22:30,802 --> 00:22:34,501
Mm-hmm. Your vision. Let's go.
337
00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:37,417
Oh, fuck.
338
00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:39,898
Voilà.
339
00:22:40,638 --> 00:22:41,682
Wow.
340
00:22:41,813 --> 00:22:42,988
Right on time.
341
00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:51,300
Listen, I... Hugh,
342
00:22:51,431 --> 00:22:54,478
are we actually going again
because I'm not sure.
343
00:22:54,608 --> 00:22:55,977
But if you go back
to the start of the scene
344
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,282
please just go
to the top of the scene
345
00:22:57,306 --> 00:22:58,588
and imbue it
with a little more...
346
00:22:58,612 --> 00:22:59,652
So what's this shit about?
347
00:22:59,744 --> 00:23:01,136
It's the same old
348
00:23:01,267 --> 00:23:03,269
will-she-marry-for-love
or-money bullshit.
349
00:23:03,399 --> 00:23:05,184
Hmm.
350
00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:07,186
So, what does she pick?
Love or money?
351
00:23:07,316 --> 00:23:08,796
Who cares?
352
00:23:08,927 --> 00:23:10,798
The real question is:
353
00:23:10,929 --> 00:23:12,626
Why does she feel like
she has to choose?
354
00:23:12,757 --> 00:23:14,106
I think I've run out of words.
355
00:23:14,236 --> 00:23:15,499
Hell yeah.
356
00:23:15,629 --> 00:23:16,909
Well, this is your joint, right?
357
00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:18,390
Why don't you just
give them that note?
358
00:23:18,414 --> 00:23:19,414
Show me,
359
00:23:19,503 --> 00:23:20,808
have you got the script or...
360
00:23:20,939 --> 00:23:22,139
Jessica, do you have a script?
361
00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:25,726
Oh, this is a jolly good
362
00:23:25,857 --> 00:23:26,945
waste of time, isn't it?
363
00:23:27,075 --> 00:23:28,903
Bravo!
Bravo, everybody.
364
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,427
Absolutely flawless, thank you.
365
00:23:31,558 --> 00:23:33,081
Excuse me?
Who the fuck is talking?
366
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,258
Oh. Maxandra.
My sincere apologies.
367
00:23:36,389 --> 00:23:38,260
I couldn't see you in the light.
368
00:23:38,391 --> 00:23:40,262
Nice to see you again, uh...
369
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:43,309
- Matthew.
- Right.
370
00:23:43,439 --> 00:23:45,746
- The director.
- Of course.
371
00:23:45,877 --> 00:23:47,487
To what do we owe the pleasure?
372
00:23:47,618 --> 00:23:49,010
I'm here to make
an announcement.
373
00:23:49,141 --> 00:23:51,709
Oh! Oh. Tell me.
374
00:23:51,839 --> 00:23:53,188
Well, if I only told you
375
00:23:53,319 --> 00:23:55,408
it wouldn't be
an announcement, would it?
376
00:23:55,539 --> 00:23:58,454
I suppose not.
Um, attention, everyone!
377
00:23:58,585 --> 00:24:00,718
Gang, this is maxandra rattigan.
378
00:24:00,848 --> 00:24:02,241
The wife of our owner and...
379
00:24:02,371 --> 00:24:05,549
Actually, it's maxandra mendoza
380
00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:08,029
and I'm the legal owner
of this theater.
381
00:24:10,597 --> 00:24:13,426
I am here to give you all notice
382
00:24:13,557 --> 00:24:15,907
Isabel ascendant is closed...
383
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:18,431
Effective immediately.
384
00:24:18,562 --> 00:24:19,650
On what fucking grounds?
385
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:21,303
We are at capacity every night!
386
00:24:21,434 --> 00:24:25,743
Relax. It's only a four-week
course correction.
387
00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:30,225
An evolution. A revelation!
388
00:24:31,879 --> 00:24:34,273
And no one is fired.
389
00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:35,666
Christ.
390
00:24:35,796 --> 00:24:37,581
Except for, um...
391
00:24:39,452 --> 00:24:41,889
- Matthew.
- Matthew. Yes.
392
00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,326
Matthew will be replaced
393
00:24:44,457 --> 00:24:47,025
by a brilliant new choreographer
394
00:24:47,155 --> 00:24:50,289
that I recently
discovered in Miami.
395
00:24:50,419 --> 00:24:53,379
His artistry made me feel, uh...
396
00:24:56,469 --> 00:24:59,298
There are
no words. It's just...
397
00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:01,169
Ecstasy.
398
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,216
And in exactly one month,
399
00:25:04,346 --> 00:25:08,568
I want every woman that
walks into this theater
400
00:25:08,699 --> 00:25:11,919
to feel the same kind
of ecstasy that I did.
401
00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:16,576
To transcend. To break free.
402
00:25:16,707 --> 00:25:18,447
So, without further ado...
403
00:25:18,578 --> 00:25:22,364
I give you
the visionary artist...
404
00:25:22,495 --> 00:25:26,238
That inspired me so profoundly
405
00:25:26,368 --> 00:25:29,154
and that will take us
to the promised land.
406
00:25:29,284 --> 00:25:31,330
Ladies and gentlemen...
407
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,811
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
408
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:44,691
'Sup?
409
00:25:44,822 --> 00:25:48,608
The look on Roger's face
when he sees this!
410
00:25:48,739 --> 00:25:51,524
It's worth every pound,
every shilling.
411
00:25:51,655 --> 00:25:52,849
No. Yeah.
You could've given me
412
00:25:52,873 --> 00:25:54,396
just a little heads-up before
413
00:25:54,527 --> 00:25:55,927
you threw me
to the wolves in there!
414
00:25:55,963 --> 00:25:57,225
You would've been in your head,
415
00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:58,574
over-thinking everything.
416
00:25:58,705 --> 00:25:59,900
It was better than not thinking
417
00:25:59,924 --> 00:26:01,012
anything at all. Like...
418
00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:02,753
And what are you
so excited about?
419
00:26:02,883 --> 00:26:04,339
Like every single person
in there quit!
420
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:07,235
We don't need actors,
we need dancers.
421
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,281
Plus, by not firing them,
422
00:26:09,411 --> 00:26:11,718
we saved thousands
on labor-union fees.
423
00:26:11,849 --> 00:26:13,981
-More money for you.
424
00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:17,593
Yeah, but... okay. I...
Look, no offense...
425
00:26:17,724 --> 00:26:19,030
But there's got to be
easier ways
426
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,771
to get back
at your husband for...
427
00:26:20,901 --> 00:26:23,121
I don't know, whatever,
than putting on a strip show.
428
00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:26,907
Oh, I'm not a scorned woman,
and this is not a strip show.
429
00:26:27,038 --> 00:26:29,344
We are bringing
the Tsunami to London!
430
00:26:29,475 --> 00:26:31,303
Okay.
All right. This...
431
00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:32,521
And I'm down for that.
432
00:26:32,652 --> 00:26:33,803
I just think that you haven't...
433
00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:35,307
Can't you see?
People are numb,
434
00:26:35,437 --> 00:26:37,657
disconnected, desensitized.
435
00:26:37,788 --> 00:26:39,746
We're going to wake them up
436
00:26:39,877 --> 00:26:43,141
with a wave of passion
they've never felt before.
437
00:26:43,271 --> 00:26:45,883
Okay, I just...
There's one little thing
438
00:26:46,013 --> 00:26:47,449
that I think you're forgetting
439
00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:49,713
is that I don't know shit
about directing theater.
440
00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:51,540
- And that's why you have me!
- What?
441
00:26:51,671 --> 00:26:53,281
It will be a historical,
442
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:56,807
one-night collaboration
between the stage, and the...
443
00:26:56,937 --> 00:26:58,765
- The thongs?
- Eh, I don't know.
444
00:26:58,896 --> 00:27:00,854
- Exactly. That's what...
- Who the hell are you?
445
00:27:00,985 --> 00:27:02,290
I don't know. Who are you?
446
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,728
Zadie, what are you doing here?
447
00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:06,642
Um, this is my daughter, zadie.
448
00:27:06,773 --> 00:27:09,602
Oh, shit. Hi.
Nice to meet you!
449
00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:12,083
- We had a meeting, maxandra.
- Yeah.
450
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:14,738
Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.
451
00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:16,870
I completely lost track of time.
452
00:27:17,001 --> 00:27:18,916
Completely. I'm so sorry.
453
00:27:19,046 --> 00:27:20,439
I can see that.
I'm more interested
454
00:27:20,569 --> 00:27:22,920
in why you lost track of time.
455
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:26,097
Well, um, I've been
handling some business
456
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:28,142
with the new director
of Isabel ascendant.
457
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:29,709
- Mm-hmm.
- Michael Jeffrey Lane.
458
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,538
Ah, yeah. That's not my name.
But... it's just...
459
00:27:32,668 --> 00:27:33,757
But it's got gravitas.
460
00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:35,323
Yeah, it's just...
It's Mike Lane.
461
00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:36,614
But you do need a stage name.
462
00:27:36,672 --> 00:27:38,849
- Are you two hooking up?
- Zadie!
463
00:27:38,979 --> 00:27:40,565
Well, I... what's funny
about that is, uh...
464
00:27:40,589 --> 00:27:42,635
Your mom actually
is paying me to not hook up.
465
00:27:42,766 --> 00:27:45,464
We are not hooking up.
466
00:27:45,594 --> 00:27:48,162
But he will be
staying at the house
467
00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:50,251
just until he gets settled.
Okay?
468
00:27:50,382 --> 00:27:51,949
How convenient.
469
00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:54,014
Tell me, Mike, what do you
plan to do with act three?
470
00:27:54,038 --> 00:27:56,867
Yeah, we're gonna have one.
471
00:27:56,997 --> 00:28:00,871
I was pl... I was, uh, planning
on doing act three like a...
472
00:28:01,001 --> 00:28:02,394
Everybody knows
473
00:28:02,524 --> 00:28:04,135
Isabel ascendant
has a wildly outdated,
474
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:05,329
painfully misogynistic climax.
475
00:28:05,353 --> 00:28:06,441
Mm-hmm.
476
00:28:06,572 --> 00:28:08,617
Exactly.
And that's why our take
477
00:28:08,748 --> 00:28:10,445
is going to be so exciting
478
00:28:10,576 --> 00:28:11,969
because they will be
expecting that
479
00:28:12,099 --> 00:28:13,797
and instead, they're gonna see
480
00:28:13,927 --> 00:28:15,122
that a woman can have
whatever she wants,
481
00:28:15,146 --> 00:28:16,974
- whenever she wants it.
- Mm-hmm.
482
00:28:17,104 --> 00:28:19,237
Since when do you believe that?
483
00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:21,282
Since Mike and I have
been exploring this theme.
484
00:28:21,413 --> 00:28:26,070
Yeah, your m... yeah, we've
been exploring those themes.
485
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,116
You're in another one
of your phases, aren't you?
486
00:28:29,247 --> 00:28:32,728
Baby, don't you have some
schoolwork to do?
487
00:28:32,859 --> 00:28:35,122
Uh, what's the phases thing?
488
00:28:35,253 --> 00:28:37,733
Every few years
she starts a big new project.
489
00:28:37,864 --> 00:28:40,040
Sometimes it's a charity,
a documentary,
490
00:28:40,171 --> 00:28:41,868
- a new best friend.
- Right.
491
00:28:41,999 --> 00:28:44,175
Each time it's like
she's a new person.
492
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,567
So what?
493
00:28:45,698 --> 00:28:47,569
Sue me for exploring myself
494
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:50,572
and my contributions
to the world!
495
00:28:50,703 --> 00:28:52,792
But your contributions
never see the light of day.
496
00:28:52,923 --> 00:28:54,533
There's always some obstacle.
497
00:28:54,663 --> 00:28:56,183
We call her
the queen of the first act.
498
00:28:56,274 --> 00:28:58,189
Our therapist,
whom she stood up to be here,
499
00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,886
says she tries on these new
500
00:29:00,017 --> 00:29:02,137
personas as a way from running
from the guilt about...
501
00:29:02,236 --> 00:29:03,716
I already said how sorry I am
502
00:29:03,847 --> 00:29:05,047
about missing that appointment
503
00:29:05,152 --> 00:29:07,328
and I am going to reschedule it.
504
00:29:28,132 --> 00:29:30,221
Uh, you know, pardon my French,
505
00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:32,963
but, uh, y'all are being
rude as fuck.
506
00:29:33,093 --> 00:29:34,094
Sorry.
507
00:29:37,489 --> 00:29:40,492
- Pleasure, zadie.
- Zadie, wait, don't go.
508
00:29:40,622 --> 00:29:43,234
You want some cake? Baby.
509
00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:48,543
What's going on?
510
00:29:52,025 --> 00:29:55,942
No, I didn't know
until you sent it.
511
00:29:56,073 --> 00:29:57,813
Well, technically,
she does have the right.
512
00:29:59,815 --> 00:30:02,818
I have no idea.
Maybe zadie will tell me.
513
00:30:04,995 --> 00:30:06,561
Change the agreement how?
514
00:30:08,215 --> 00:30:10,000
Mother... mother, I think
515
00:30:10,130 --> 00:30:12,219
you should pursue this
on your own.
516
00:30:12,350 --> 00:30:14,004
I can't get dragged
into a fight.
517
00:30:14,134 --> 00:30:15,744
Not about this, not right now.
518
00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:18,008
Yo!
519
00:30:18,138 --> 00:30:21,315
Holy shit! Naysayers,
we have proof of life!
520
00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:22,882
All right.
521
00:30:23,013 --> 00:30:25,624
What's up, man?
I know, look, I know. I-I...
522
00:30:25,754 --> 00:30:28,148
And I'm sorry, okay, I know
I've been ducking you all.
523
00:30:28,279 --> 00:30:30,063
Uh, I apologize. I just...
524
00:30:30,194 --> 00:30:32,283
It's a long story,
but I'm in London
525
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:33,693
and I just want you guys to know
526
00:30:33,719 --> 00:30:35,039
I'm gonna be able
to pay you back,
527
00:30:35,068 --> 00:30:36,548
I just need a few weeks. Okay?
528
00:30:36,678 --> 00:30:37,941
Oh, come on, man!
529
00:30:38,071 --> 00:30:39,638
How many times
do we have to tell you
530
00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:42,771
you don't need to pay us back!
It was an investment.
531
00:30:42,902 --> 00:30:44,121
I know. I know. But i'm...
532
00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:45,611
As many times
as you guys say that,
533
00:30:45,687 --> 00:30:46,838
I'm not just gonna burn
my friends' money
534
00:30:46,862 --> 00:30:48,386
and not care. All right?
I don't...
535
00:30:48,516 --> 00:30:52,085
No. Money is water, Mike.
It flows in both directions.
536
00:30:52,216 --> 00:30:54,044
That's a good point, but still.
537
00:30:54,174 --> 00:30:57,699
You... yeah, hold up.
You buried the lede here.
538
00:30:57,830 --> 00:31:00,137
Why are you in London?
539
00:31:00,267 --> 00:31:03,444
I don't know, short story
is that...
540
00:31:03,575 --> 00:31:07,361
I was bartending at, uh,
this charity event
541
00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:08,841
and then at the end of the night
542
00:31:08,972 --> 00:31:10,930
I ended up giving
this rich lady a lap dance
543
00:31:11,061 --> 00:31:12,671
and now I'm living
in her house in London
544
00:31:12,801 --> 00:31:14,151
and gonna put on a show
545
00:31:14,281 --> 00:31:16,588
at this famous theater
that she owns. So, yeah.
546
00:31:16,718 --> 00:31:18,807
Cool. Hey, sex work
547
00:31:18,938 --> 00:31:20,809
is nothing to be
embarrassed about, Mikey.
548
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:23,029
Especially when
it's the live-in kind.
549
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,510
Hey, look, thanks, Tarzan.
550
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,878
Look, I basically am just saying
551
00:31:26,902 --> 00:31:28,141
though I'm gonna
have your money...
552
00:31:28,165 --> 00:31:30,080
I don't exactly know, uh,
553
00:31:30,210 --> 00:31:32,647
what I said yes to
so I hope it works out.
554
00:31:32,778 --> 00:31:35,302
Mikey, Mikey,
this is great news.
555
00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:37,435
I was looking
at your chart last night...
556
00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:38,697
You know you're in a once-
557
00:31:38,827 --> 00:31:41,874
in-33-year Jupiter cycle, right?
558
00:31:42,005 --> 00:31:46,052
I... no, I didn't, but that
explains a lot I guess. Yeah.
559
00:31:46,183 --> 00:31:49,012
Yeah, it does, so whatever
existential confusion
560
00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:50,143
you're feeling right now,
561
00:31:50,274 --> 00:31:51,927
it's an initiation.
562
00:31:52,058 --> 00:31:55,192
It's wiping the slate clean
for you to self-actualize.
563
00:31:55,322 --> 00:31:58,847
Uh, I'm just trying
to survive to be honest.
564
00:31:58,978 --> 00:32:01,502
Surviving?
Bro, you are a gig worker.
565
00:32:01,633 --> 00:32:03,852
Magic Mike's coming back
to the main stage.
566
00:32:03,983 --> 00:32:05,787
I... but that's the thing
I'm not even dancing though.
567
00:32:05,811 --> 00:32:07,030
I'm putting on the show.
568
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,032
I guess I'm directing
or whatever.
569
00:32:09,162 --> 00:32:11,034
I mean, it's...
I'm only here for a month,
570
00:32:11,164 --> 00:32:12,687
it's for one show only,
571
00:32:12,818 --> 00:32:15,342
to basically get back
at her ex or something.
572
00:32:15,473 --> 00:32:17,736
I don't know. It's totally
bonkers over here.
573
00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:19,955
Who gives a shit, man?
She's rich.
574
00:32:20,086 --> 00:32:24,482
Trust me. Do not leave
that situation. Okay?
575
00:32:24,612 --> 00:32:26,658
Look at me,
I'm basically a freaking
576
00:32:26,788 --> 00:32:28,660
glorified dog Walker. Okay?
577
00:32:28,790 --> 00:32:31,358
You just need to make sure
she doesn't wake up,
578
00:32:31,489 --> 00:32:32,794
and all of a sudden
579
00:32:32,925 --> 00:32:34,405
want you out of the house,
580
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:38,017
which I have tips on
by the way if you want them.
581
00:32:38,148 --> 00:32:40,541
Okay. I-I...
We don't have dogs here
582
00:32:40,672 --> 00:32:42,152
so maybe that's a good idea.
583
00:32:42,282 --> 00:32:45,851
I feel it. I feel it
in my solar plexus, brother.
584
00:32:45,981 --> 00:32:48,114
This is your Dharma.
585
00:32:48,245 --> 00:32:50,508
- Just stay in the flow.
- Victor?
586
00:32:50,638 --> 00:32:52,118
What are you doing there?
587
00:32:52,249 --> 00:32:54,773
Oh, you know, waiting
for passing fucking trade.
588
00:32:54,903 --> 00:32:57,080
He's on a private call.
589
00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:59,256
Since when has that stopped you?
590
00:32:59,386 --> 00:33:00,996
Oh, boys, I miss you.
591
00:33:02,389 --> 00:33:04,043
- Are you decent?
- Yep.
592
00:33:04,174 --> 00:33:05,175
Is that her?
593
00:33:05,305 --> 00:33:06,741
Are we interrupting something?
594
00:33:06,872 --> 00:33:09,701
No, I was just, uh,
looking for some ideas.
595
00:33:09,831 --> 00:33:12,834
Oh, I've been "scouting" myself.
596
00:33:12,965 --> 00:33:15,446
And come take a look at
what I found.
597
00:33:18,188 --> 00:33:19,188
Look at that.
598
00:33:26,544 --> 00:33:28,154
Isn't he magnificent?
599
00:33:28,285 --> 00:33:29,285
Hmm.
600
00:33:31,418 --> 00:33:34,508
He has such an innate
elegance and intelligence
601
00:33:34,639 --> 00:33:36,380
to the way he moves.
602
00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,816
And then at the same time
603
00:33:37,946 --> 00:33:40,601
there's this savage thing,
you know...
604
00:33:40,732 --> 00:33:43,604
Like a primal animal.
605
00:33:43,735 --> 00:33:47,130
Just incredible.
606
00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:49,306
I think this is what we need
for the show.
607
00:33:49,436 --> 00:33:51,656
Trained dancers, not strippers.
608
00:33:52,961 --> 00:33:55,660
Yeah, but, I mean,
as the director,
609
00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:58,097
i-i-i promise you...
610
00:33:58,228 --> 00:34:00,099
I know exactly what
we're looking for. Yeah.
611
00:34:02,971 --> 00:34:04,973
I love the way
you just did that.
612
00:34:05,104 --> 00:34:06,104
What?
613
00:34:06,192 --> 00:34:07,411
"As the director."
614
00:34:09,064 --> 00:34:12,111
You're really owning
that place. You know?
615
00:34:12,242 --> 00:34:14,461
It comes to you so naturally.
616
00:34:14,592 --> 00:34:15,984
Mm-hmm.
617
00:34:16,115 --> 00:34:18,900
I can tell that you already
have a vision.
618
00:34:19,031 --> 00:34:22,774
And I'm sure that you agree
that this would be fantastic.
619
00:34:22,904 --> 00:34:24,906
- Yeah, he's great.
- For the show, I mean.
620
00:34:25,037 --> 00:34:26,319
Yeah. Yeah, really.
I mean, he's...
621
00:34:26,343 --> 00:34:28,649
Antonio is what we need.
622
00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:30,347
Uh, he's great. Like I said,
623
00:34:30,477 --> 00:34:33,045
he's just...
But he's also in Italy.
624
00:34:33,176 --> 00:34:35,395
- Roma.
- Roma, see, I can't...
625
00:34:35,526 --> 00:34:37,441
I don't have time
to go find him in roma
626
00:34:37,571 --> 00:34:39,070
and then bring him
all the way back here.
627
00:34:39,094 --> 00:34:40,922
Oh, no. That would be
out of the question.
628
00:34:41,053 --> 00:34:43,490
But that's why you have
a genius producer!
629
00:34:45,144 --> 00:34:46,841
He's arriving on Thursday.
630
00:34:46,972 --> 00:34:49,714
If you approve.
Creatively, I mean.
631
00:34:52,934 --> 00:34:57,156
Yeah, look, if you want him,
um, sure. I-I-I approve.
632
00:34:57,287 --> 00:34:58,287
Creatively, of course.
633
00:34:58,331 --> 00:34:59,854
I'm so excited!
634
00:35:01,247 --> 00:35:02,466
Are you excited?
635
00:35:02,596 --> 00:35:05,120
Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I am.
636
00:35:06,209 --> 00:35:07,558
You don't sound excited.
637
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:09,516
I'm very, very, very excited.
I promise.
638
00:35:09,647 --> 00:35:10,952
Oh, man, me, I don't even think
639
00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:12,606
I am gonna be able to sleep.
640
00:35:13,259 --> 00:35:14,259
No?
641
00:35:21,311 --> 00:35:22,355
Good night.
642
00:35:25,358 --> 00:35:26,664
Sweet dreams.
643
00:35:26,794 --> 00:35:27,794
Okay.
644
00:35:29,449 --> 00:35:31,799
Wait, wait,
where are you going? Hey.
645
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:33,975
To bed?
646
00:35:34,106 --> 00:35:36,021
We got like 10
other dancers to find.
647
00:35:36,151 --> 00:35:39,633
And that's why we have Renata.
Good night.
648
00:35:47,815 --> 00:35:49,077
Per your instructions
649
00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:52,385
I've assembled
the top-tier of talent
650
00:35:52,516 --> 00:35:55,083
across multiple
movement disciplines.
651
00:35:55,214 --> 00:35:58,870
And they're all
very eager to please...
652
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,700
And quite athletic,
as you requested.
653
00:36:02,830 --> 00:36:05,659
Excellent work as usual, Renata.
654
00:39:19,984 --> 00:39:21,333
She couldn't explain
655
00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:22,900
the full extent
of her feelings...
656
00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,336
But Max knew
that she had crossed
657
00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:26,381
some kind of strange rubicon.
658
00:39:26,512 --> 00:39:27,731
She was desperate to know
659
00:39:27,861 --> 00:39:29,559
more about
why she felt this way,
660
00:39:29,689 --> 00:39:33,824
so she purchased a litany of
books on the history of dance.
661
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:37,175
For Mike, the rattigan
had no symbolic weight,
662
00:39:37,305 --> 00:39:40,134
it was simply
where he had to work.
663
00:39:40,265 --> 00:39:42,093
And he reminded himself,
664
00:39:42,223 --> 00:39:45,444
in order to finish something,
you have to make a start.
665
00:39:45,575 --> 00:39:49,056
For maxandra, the rattigan
had been transformed.
666
00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:52,059
It went from existing
only in the past
667
00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:54,148
to being a source of renewal.
668
00:39:54,279 --> 00:39:56,586
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hey! Hey!
669
00:39:56,716 --> 00:39:59,589
Are you ready to transform
theater forever?
670
00:40:00,851 --> 00:40:01,939
- Whoo!
- Yeah.
671
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,552
All right.
Calm down, calm down.
672
00:40:06,683 --> 00:40:08,206
We ain't done shit yet.
673
00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:10,730
All right, you guys have
all the talent in the world.
674
00:40:10,861 --> 00:40:12,210
Ain't no questioning that.
675
00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:13,733
Each and every
single person here
676
00:40:13,864 --> 00:40:15,232
was hand selected
because they bring
677
00:40:15,256 --> 00:40:16,431
something unique to the table
678
00:40:16,562 --> 00:40:17,842
that we ain't never seen before.
679
00:40:18,303 --> 00:40:19,696
All right?
680
00:40:19,826 --> 00:40:21,524
But I have a question for you.
681
00:40:21,654 --> 00:40:23,003
Who here, by show of hands
682
00:40:23,134 --> 00:40:24,614
has stood in front
of a thousand women
683
00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:25,857
and had to get butt-ass naked?
684
00:40:30,184 --> 00:40:31,838
Exactly.
685
00:40:31,969 --> 00:40:33,361
You want to find out how fast
686
00:40:33,492 --> 00:40:35,625
a group of sweet,
nurturing moms can make you
687
00:40:35,755 --> 00:40:37,540
just go running, cowering
688
00:40:37,670 --> 00:40:39,585
into a dark corner,
wishing you were never born?
689
00:40:39,716 --> 00:40:41,239
I promise you it can happen.
690
00:40:41,369 --> 00:40:42,632
I've seen it.
And it can happen
691
00:40:42,762 --> 00:40:44,068
just like that.
692
00:40:45,852 --> 00:40:48,133
Now I can't believe I'm about
to say these words out loud,
693
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:49,421
but we got one month.
694
00:40:49,552 --> 00:40:50,814
Oh, yeah.
695
00:40:50,944 --> 00:40:52,859
We got one month to turn y'all
696
00:40:52,990 --> 00:40:54,390
into the greatest
group of strippers
697
00:40:54,469 --> 00:40:57,298
that has ever been assembled
on planet earth.
698
00:40:57,429 --> 00:40:58,822
And to do that,
699
00:40:58,952 --> 00:41:00,408
you boys got to be ready
to get your hands dirty
700
00:41:00,432 --> 00:41:02,260
your noses wet, and them
nuts chafed as shit.
701
00:41:03,827 --> 00:41:06,481
And look, if,
if we do our jobs right...
702
00:41:06,612 --> 00:41:09,180
You're gonna have a whole
other problem on your hands.
703
00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:10,834
You're gonna have to learn
704
00:41:10,964 --> 00:41:13,184
to protect yourself
in a zombie apocalypse
705
00:41:13,314 --> 00:41:14,751
of repressed desire.
706
00:41:15,752 --> 00:41:16,753
Any questions?
707
00:41:16,883 --> 00:41:17,883
I have a question.
708
00:41:20,191 --> 00:41:22,410
Can you, you know,
fuck a zombie to death?
709
00:41:22,541 --> 00:41:24,238
Or is it still a kill shot
to the head?
710
00:41:25,631 --> 00:41:27,459
Excuse me,
what are you doing here?
711
00:41:27,590 --> 00:41:29,896
I mean, you didn't
technically fire me,
712
00:41:30,027 --> 00:41:35,206
so I'm still drawing out
that salary.
713
00:41:35,336 --> 00:41:38,862
Oh, I'm sorry. I should
have been more clear.
714
00:41:38,992 --> 00:41:40,167
You're still getting paid,
715
00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:42,213
but we no longer
need your services.
716
00:41:44,215 --> 00:41:45,912
I shouldn't have gotten
my hopes up.
717
00:41:46,043 --> 00:41:49,786
I was just really inspired
by our new director's vision.
718
00:41:51,004 --> 00:41:52,832
What... um, what did I say?
719
00:41:52,963 --> 00:41:54,617
He didn't say anything.
720
00:41:54,747 --> 00:41:57,837
It's not what you said.
It's who you are.
721
00:41:59,622 --> 00:42:01,145
Do you have any idea of how long
722
00:42:01,275 --> 00:42:03,234
I've been dreaming
of someone to walk through
723
00:42:03,364 --> 00:42:05,628
that door with a flame thrower
724
00:42:05,758 --> 00:42:09,153
and burn this whole
fucking shit to the ground?
725
00:42:09,283 --> 00:42:11,503
I can't stand
playing lady Isabel.
726
00:42:11,634 --> 00:42:13,331
For the last six months,
727
00:42:13,461 --> 00:42:17,204
I've wanted to choke the life
out of that entitled prude.
728
00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:20,294
I mean, get a grip, woman.
Jesus Christ.
729
00:42:20,425 --> 00:42:22,166
Like you're rich,
730
00:42:22,296 --> 00:42:23,863
send a fucking carriage to town,
731
00:42:23,994 --> 00:42:26,039
buy up every able-bodied man...
732
00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:28,476
Soldier, sailor
instead of wasting your time
733
00:42:28,607 --> 00:42:30,087
worrying about
which boring old sod
734
00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:31,630
you're going
to sign your life away to
735
00:42:31,654 --> 00:42:32,872
and have a lovely
736
00:42:33,003 --> 00:42:36,659
half-decent shag
with every last one! I...
737
00:42:42,316 --> 00:42:46,407
But it's a really good job,
it's so stable, and, um...
738
00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:49,759
So usually
I don't say all of that.
739
00:42:49,889 --> 00:42:51,978
Well, that was poetic.
740
00:42:52,109 --> 00:42:54,459
You're definitely our audience.
741
00:42:54,589 --> 00:42:56,374
Woody, make sure
she gets an invitation.
742
00:42:56,504 --> 00:42:59,072
Hey, we're still calling this
Isabel ascendant, right?
743
00:42:59,203 --> 00:43:00,378
Yeah, but that's just a trick
744
00:43:00,508 --> 00:43:01,834
to get the audience
into the theater
745
00:43:01,858 --> 00:43:02,922
so then we can give them
something else.
746
00:43:02,946 --> 00:43:04,425
Right, but if, what if we use
747
00:43:04,556 --> 00:43:06,558
the actual old opening
to Isabel ascendant?
748
00:43:06,689 --> 00:43:09,039
I mean, it could be a really
big surprise actually.
749
00:43:09,169 --> 00:43:10,649
And if I'm honest...
750
00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:12,042
If you want to make a show
751
00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:13,608
about women
getting what they want,
752
00:43:13,739 --> 00:43:15,064
wouldn't it be
a little fucking chauvinistic
753
00:43:15,088 --> 00:43:16,368
to not have a female lead in it?
754
00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:17,458
Are you calling me chauvinistic?
755
00:43:17,482 --> 00:43:18,613
No.
756
00:43:18,744 --> 00:43:19,944
Because I'm the feminist here.
757
00:43:20,006 --> 00:43:21,070
- Right.
- I'm the flame-thrower.
758
00:43:21,094 --> 00:43:22,835
This whole thing was my idea.
759
00:43:24,445 --> 00:43:26,099
You heard her.
She's the flame-thrower.
760
00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:28,188
Uh, you're hired as Isabel
761
00:43:28,319 --> 00:43:29,559
because you were already hired.
762
00:43:29,668 --> 00:43:30,668
Oh.
Go... I am thrilled!
763
00:43:30,756 --> 00:43:32,105
Thank you both so much.
764
00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:37,415
Will you be dancing in it?
765
00:43:37,545 --> 00:43:40,548
Uh, no. Just, uh, directing.
Right?
766
00:43:40,679 --> 00:43:43,813
Aw, shame.
767
00:43:43,943 --> 00:43:48,034
Well now that we have
a leading lady again
768
00:43:48,165 --> 00:43:49,949
maybe the director
should walk us
769
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,996
through the beats
of the first act.
770
00:43:53,126 --> 00:43:56,695
Yep.
Uh, first act, coming up.
771
00:43:56,826 --> 00:43:58,392
Enter Jackson,
772
00:43:58,523 --> 00:44:00,525
the low-class but sexy friend
of the husband. Line?
773
00:44:00,655 --> 00:44:02,721
Harold said you didn't want
to go to calais this year.
774
00:44:02,745 --> 00:44:03,963
Is that still settled?
775
00:44:04,094 --> 00:44:05,878
- I'm sick to death of calais.
- Theo?
776
00:44:06,009 --> 00:44:08,054
I won't hear of it.
You're going and that's that.
777
00:44:08,185 --> 00:44:09,752
Perfect. Hit it.
778
00:44:12,232 --> 00:44:14,408
Oh, come on. No. No. No, no.
779
00:44:14,539 --> 00:44:15,951
Come on, Mike. Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
780
00:44:15,975 --> 00:44:17,629
Hey. All right,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
781
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,326
Stop. What's up?
782
00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:21,720
They can't just start dancing
on her out of nowhere.
783
00:44:21,851 --> 00:44:24,418
I mean, I'm down as fuck.
784
00:44:24,549 --> 00:44:25,749
Okay. Uh,
isn't that the point?
785
00:44:25,855 --> 00:44:26,855
No, no, no.
786
00:44:26,899 --> 00:44:28,466
You cannot interrupt the plot.
787
00:44:28,596 --> 00:44:30,207
If you want a strong female lead
788
00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:31,686
she has to have an objective.
789
00:44:31,817 --> 00:44:33,337
At least we should know
what she wants.
790
00:44:33,427 --> 00:44:35,908
Okay. What do you
think she wants then?
791
00:44:36,039 --> 00:44:39,912
I don't know. I know she
doesn't want this life.
792
00:44:40,043 --> 00:44:41,609
So she wants to run away?
793
00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:43,698
She can't do that.
794
00:44:43,829 --> 00:44:46,266
Why?
She's a free person, right?
795
00:44:46,397 --> 00:44:49,661
She has a family.
There would be consequences.
796
00:44:49,792 --> 00:44:51,315
Right.
So it's about the money.
797
00:44:51,445 --> 00:44:52,838
Oh, that's the least of it.
798
00:44:52,969 --> 00:44:55,058
She would lose her friends,
opportunities.
799
00:44:55,188 --> 00:44:58,801
Her identity. Her whole world
would be torn apart.
800
00:44:58,931 --> 00:45:01,291
I don't know. It sounds to me
that she just needs to let go.
801
00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:03,544
- And some good dick!
- Maybe that as well.
802
00:45:03,675 --> 00:45:07,374
This show is not about
getting dick. Only.
803
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,464
She needs to solve her dilemma.
804
00:45:10,595 --> 00:45:12,902
It's not like some
magic unicorn is gonna
805
00:45:13,032 --> 00:45:15,600
come down and make all her
wildest fantasies come true.
806
00:45:17,123 --> 00:45:18,864
Uh, what was that?
807
00:45:22,607 --> 00:45:24,609
Could be not the worst idea.
808
00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:27,873
Oh, no way.
809
00:45:28,004 --> 00:45:31,007
Hear me out.
Just... what about...
810
00:45:31,137 --> 00:45:33,618
Where the fuck am I
gonna get a horse?
811
00:45:33,748 --> 00:45:35,446
What about a caballito?
Like a tiny one.
812
00:45:35,576 --> 00:45:36,926
I don't have caballito budget.
813
00:45:37,056 --> 00:45:38,904
Wait. What... how... okay,
what if you don't see it?
814
00:45:38,928 --> 00:45:40,208
What if you don't see the horse?
815
00:45:42,714 --> 00:45:44,324
No, that's not right.
816
00:45:46,587 --> 00:45:47,588
No.
817
00:45:49,895 --> 00:45:51,636
How long have you
been standing there?
818
00:45:51,766 --> 00:45:54,769
- Long enough. May I?
- Yes.
819
00:45:59,513 --> 00:46:00,732
So you've worked with Max
820
00:46:00,863 --> 00:46:02,821
and this Roger dude a long time?
821
00:46:02,952 --> 00:46:05,128
All 18 wonderful years.
822
00:46:05,258 --> 00:46:06,869
Wow. So you must know
these friends
823
00:46:06,999 --> 00:46:08,237
that we're going to see tonight.
824
00:46:08,261 --> 00:46:09,697
What are they like?
825
00:46:09,828 --> 00:46:12,309
Hmm. They like things
to stay the same, sir.
826
00:46:13,745 --> 00:46:15,790
All right.
827
00:46:15,921 --> 00:46:18,184
How do I look? And don't
give me any bullshit answer.
828
00:46:19,751 --> 00:46:21,318
You know something...
829
00:46:22,493 --> 00:46:24,582
They'd just laugh at you
in a tie.
830
00:46:33,417 --> 00:46:35,201
Holy shit.
831
00:46:35,332 --> 00:46:38,552
- What?
- You! That suit.
832
00:46:38,683 --> 00:46:40,815
You look incredibly expensive.
833
00:46:41,816 --> 00:46:43,818
You have no idea.
834
00:46:52,523 --> 00:46:54,655
One of the most primal feelings
835
00:46:54,786 --> 00:46:57,963
human beings experience
is the desire to belong
836
00:46:58,094 --> 00:47:00,052
to feel connected
to other beings,
837
00:47:00,183 --> 00:47:02,054
and to be part of a tribe.
838
00:47:02,185 --> 00:47:04,143
In fact, brain scans have shown
839
00:47:04,274 --> 00:47:06,667
that social rejection
creates virtually
840
00:47:06,798 --> 00:47:09,148
identical brain activity
as physical assault.
841
00:47:09,279 --> 00:47:11,020
Mike didn't know that...
842
00:47:11,150 --> 00:47:13,109
But he knew dancing could
bring people together.
843
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,112
Even if some of those
people are snobs.
844
00:47:16,242 --> 00:47:18,592
And he knew
that Victor was right,
845
00:47:18,723 --> 00:47:20,290
they would have laughed
at him in a tie.
846
00:47:26,252 --> 00:47:28,341
And he says, "now
that's how you wave a towel!"
847
00:47:31,779 --> 00:47:34,217
Anyways, so, give us
the latest gossip, Max.
848
00:47:34,347 --> 00:47:37,394
- Yeah, go on.
- And don't hold back a lick.
849
00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:39,570
You know
I don't hold back my licks.
850
00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:41,659
-True.
851
00:47:41,789 --> 00:47:43,574
But there's nothing for me
to tell you.
852
00:47:43,704 --> 00:47:45,141
You already know everything...
853
00:47:45,271 --> 00:47:48,492
Since you double agents
are all talking to Roger.
854
00:47:48,622 --> 00:47:49,860
- Oh, come on.
- That's not true.
855
00:47:49,884 --> 00:47:51,408
- That's not true.
- I'm offended.
856
00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:53,062
Last I heard,
857
00:47:53,192 --> 00:47:55,281
he had at least broken it off
with the girl. So...
858
00:47:55,412 --> 00:47:58,502
And so, she should just run
back to him then, should she?
859
00:47:58,632 --> 00:48:00,417
No, that's not
what I'm implying.
860
00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:02,221
I'm just... you know,
it's something, isn't it?
861
00:48:02,245 --> 00:48:04,508
- It takes time, bill.
- Of course.
862
00:48:04,638 --> 00:48:05,988
Or have you forgotten?
863
00:48:06,118 --> 00:48:07,902
Ooh, hello.
864
00:48:08,033 --> 00:48:11,297
Thank you for your concern,
but you must know that...
865
00:48:12,777 --> 00:48:15,388
I'm the happiest
I've ever been in my life.
866
00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:16,781
Oh, that's really good to hear.
867
00:48:16,911 --> 00:48:18,000
Oh, rubbish.
868
00:48:18,130 --> 00:48:19,740
Phoebe!
869
00:48:19,871 --> 00:48:22,874
He can do whatever he wants,
and so can I.
870
00:48:23,005 --> 00:48:24,571
- Yeah.
- How modern.
871
00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:26,622
But what does that actually
mean for the divorce?
872
00:48:26,747 --> 00:48:28,140
The divorce. The divorce.
873
00:48:28,271 --> 00:48:30,621
Don't you have something else
to talk about?
874
00:48:30,751 --> 00:48:33,406
I mean, besides, uh,
bill jokes. Let's have fun.
875
00:48:33,537 --> 00:48:35,017
Mike, why don't you tell them...
876
00:48:35,147 --> 00:48:36,907
- I was just telling...
- Wait, no, listen to this.
877
00:48:36,931 --> 00:48:39,151
You have to hear his vision
for Isabel ascendant.
878
00:48:39,282 --> 00:48:40,457
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yes.
879
00:48:40,587 --> 00:48:42,502
Uh, yeah. Well, I mean,
880
00:48:42,633 --> 00:48:44,548
as we were talking about
we think it's, uh...
881
00:48:44,678 --> 00:48:46,028
It's very important to honor,
882
00:48:46,158 --> 00:48:48,595
uh, the original
source material.
883
00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:50,249
Yeah, but to do that properly...
884
00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:54,384
And say no more.
It has to be a surprise.
885
00:48:54,514 --> 00:48:55,907
- Right.
- Okay.
886
00:48:56,038 --> 00:48:57,358
It's so smart
to revive a classic.
887
00:48:57,387 --> 00:48:58,388
Absolutely.
888
00:48:58,518 --> 00:48:59,693
That is very hot right now.
889
00:48:59,824 --> 00:49:01,260
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, I don't know
890
00:49:01,391 --> 00:49:03,195
if I would exactly call it
a classic revival...
891
00:49:03,219 --> 00:49:04,785
Uh, Phoebe, but I...
892
00:49:04,916 --> 00:49:06,589
You know, the way that I think
we were looking at it is
893
00:49:06,613 --> 00:49:07,764
that it really needed to be
stripped down,
894
00:49:07,788 --> 00:49:08,789
oiled, and spanked.
895
00:49:11,270 --> 00:49:14,273
No. No.
896
00:49:14,404 --> 00:49:16,536
He loves metaphors.
897
00:49:16,667 --> 00:49:19,148
So Mike, is there a vibrant
theatrical community in Miami?
898
00:49:19,278 --> 00:49:20,516
Yeah, for the right amount
of dollars
899
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,561
I think you can have as vibrant
900
00:49:21,585 --> 00:49:22,705
of a time as you would like.
901
00:49:24,414 --> 00:49:26,546
I imagine you've done a lot
of work with art Basel.
902
00:49:26,677 --> 00:49:28,592
No, no. I don't... who's that?
I don't know him.
903
00:49:32,987 --> 00:49:34,685
- Come on, guys.
- Oh, my god.
904
00:49:34,815 --> 00:49:38,080
Of course, I know art Basel.
It's the most famous art fair.
905
00:49:38,210 --> 00:49:40,343
It happens in my city
every single year.
906
00:49:40,473 --> 00:49:42,997
-Wow. Your face just now...
907
00:49:43,128 --> 00:49:45,087
Well, I mean, if the show's
anything like him,
908
00:49:45,217 --> 00:49:46,653
count me in.
909
00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:48,525
You better talk to him
while you can because
910
00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:52,529
he's about to get super famous
and super unavailable.
911
00:49:52,659 --> 00:49:54,008
Wow.
912
00:49:54,139 --> 00:49:54,966
Well, that's quite a build-up.
913
00:49:55,097 --> 00:49:56,228
That's a deal.
914
00:49:56,359 --> 00:49:58,012
I don't know about all that,
but yes.
915
00:49:59,405 --> 00:50:01,755
She is looking unusually
radiant tonight.
916
00:50:03,235 --> 00:50:04,889
Yeah, I guess, um...
I don't know.
917
00:50:05,019 --> 00:50:08,153
It must be good for the soul,
the whole divorce.
918
00:50:08,284 --> 00:50:11,417
- Divorce.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
919
00:50:11,548 --> 00:50:12,766
Yeah, i'm... what?
920
00:50:12,897 --> 00:50:14,246
Do you guys
have a different word
921
00:50:14,377 --> 00:50:15,726
for the ending
of a marriage here?
922
00:50:15,856 --> 00:50:18,294
Uh, yeah. When it's untrue.
Yeah.
923
00:50:18,424 --> 00:50:20,272
I mean, yes, they have an
agreement at the moment.
924
00:50:20,296 --> 00:50:21,558
Yeah.
925
00:50:21,688 --> 00:50:23,777
But, I mean, that family pre-nup
926
00:50:23,908 --> 00:50:25,320
is going to take a decade
to litigate.
927
00:50:25,344 --> 00:50:26,606
Exactly.
928
00:50:26,737 --> 00:50:27,844
Plus she knows
that at the end of it
929
00:50:27,868 --> 00:50:28,976
she'll get absolutely nothing.
930
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,436
- Which she'll hate.
- Yeah.
931
00:50:30,567 --> 00:50:31,935
What she needs is to be
able to stay with him,
932
00:50:31,959 --> 00:50:34,527
but not actually be with him.
933
00:50:34,658 --> 00:50:36,138
That would be the golden ticket.
934
00:50:36,268 --> 00:50:37,574
I wish you had gotten up,
935
00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,706
and really taken
your clothes off.
936
00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:41,012
Okay, let's go back there.
937
00:50:41,143 --> 00:50:42,503
I'll take my clothes off
right now.
938
00:50:42,535 --> 00:50:43,643
I would have loved
to see their faces.
939
00:50:43,667 --> 00:50:45,059
- Yeah.
- They are so fake.
940
00:50:45,190 --> 00:50:46,844
They are the fakest people
I know.
941
00:50:46,974 --> 00:50:50,630
I think the only person that
is real in my life is zadie.
942
00:50:50,761 --> 00:50:52,321
She's about as real
as it gets at times.
943
00:50:52,415 --> 00:50:54,156
Yes. She'll tell you
what she thinks.
944
00:50:55,505 --> 00:50:57,115
What about you, Mike?
945
00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:00,597
Are you real?
946
00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:03,208
What do you mean, am I real?
Am I... do you think I'm real?
947
00:51:04,383 --> 00:51:05,384
I don't know.
948
00:51:07,169 --> 00:51:11,173
You know, sometimes
you kind of feel like a dream.
949
00:51:11,738 --> 00:51:13,175
Hmm.
950
00:51:13,305 --> 00:51:15,133
I mean, you look like a dream.
951
00:51:15,264 --> 00:51:16,264
Mm-hmm.
952
00:51:18,528 --> 00:51:20,182
You smell like a dream.
953
00:51:20,312 --> 00:51:21,312
Mm-hmm.
954
00:51:23,272 --> 00:51:25,274
You taste like a dream.
955
00:51:32,498 --> 00:51:35,675
Wait. I just want
to make sure. Listen.
956
00:51:35,806 --> 00:51:37,677
No, it's okay.
No. I get it. I get it.
957
00:51:37,808 --> 00:51:39,394
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
958
00:51:39,418 --> 00:51:41,203
- That was really stupid.
- No, I just...
959
00:51:41,246 --> 00:51:42,702
No, I just want to tell you...
No, no. I'm sorry. I didn't...
960
00:51:42,726 --> 00:51:44,269
You know what? I'm sorry,
I'm just so drunk.
961
00:51:44,293 --> 00:51:45,555
-I shouldn't have stopped...
962
00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:47,185
What? You had, like,
one glass of wine.
963
00:51:47,209 --> 00:51:48,229
No, look, that was my fault.
That was my...
964
00:51:48,253 --> 00:51:49,472
Are you saying I'm crazy?
965
00:51:49,602 --> 00:51:50,666
No, I'm definitely not
saying you're crazy.
966
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:52,214
Are you telling me I'm crazy?
967
00:51:52,344 --> 00:51:53,582
I'm saying I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to stop you.
968
00:51:53,606 --> 00:51:54,912
Well, this was
uncalled for so...
969
00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:56,368
Obviously if I'm not drunk,
I'm crazy.
970
00:51:56,392 --> 00:51:57,673
I didn't mean to stop you.
Come here.
971
00:51:57,697 --> 00:51:59,046
Stop. Hey... Max, stop.
I'm sorry.
972
00:51:59,177 --> 00:52:00,241
And I'm not crazy.
I am very drunk actually.
973
00:52:00,265 --> 00:52:02,224
Stop. Stop. Listen to my...
974
00:52:02,354 --> 00:52:04,530
No, you stop.
I don't want to listen to you.
975
00:52:04,661 --> 00:52:08,404
Right now, anything that you
say to me is gonna be wrong.
976
00:52:10,101 --> 00:52:13,670
I already said I'm sorry.
Okay? I get it. I get it.
977
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,760
You don't have to like,
rub it in.
978
00:52:16,890 --> 00:52:18,109
All right.
979
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,503
No pity talking or anything.
I get it.
980
00:52:26,378 --> 00:52:29,903
Can you put some music on,
Victor?
981
00:52:39,130 --> 00:52:43,003
♪ Why don't we steal away
982
00:52:43,134 --> 00:52:44,657
♪ into the night
983
00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:48,792
♪ I know it ain't right
984
00:52:59,193 --> 00:53:01,718
Oh, hello. Good morning.
985
00:53:01,848 --> 00:53:03,110
Good morning.
986
00:53:03,241 --> 00:53:04,764
What are you doing up so early?
987
00:53:04,895 --> 00:53:06,375
I'm writing a novel.
988
00:53:07,289 --> 00:53:09,813
- A novel?
- Mm-hmm.
989
00:53:09,943 --> 00:53:12,685
They make you write novels
in school over here?
990
00:53:12,816 --> 00:53:14,905
Do you assume that
because of my age
991
00:53:15,035 --> 00:53:16,099
I only have the mental capacity
992
00:53:16,123 --> 00:53:17,864
to write a novel for school?
993
00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:20,302
No, I just don't know anyone
that's ever written a novel.
994
00:53:21,390 --> 00:53:23,087
What is it about?
995
00:53:23,217 --> 00:53:26,351
It's about some people who
know each other and do things.
996
00:53:26,482 --> 00:53:28,527
It's about every time I draw
997
00:53:28,658 --> 00:53:30,964
another gentrified breath
into my helpless body.
998
00:53:31,095 --> 00:53:33,619
And it's about 40 pages.
999
00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:35,186
That's a good amount of pages.
1000
00:53:35,317 --> 00:53:36,317
It is.
1001
00:53:36,405 --> 00:53:37,605
How many are you gonna go for?
1002
00:53:38,363 --> 00:53:40,147
A few more.
1003
00:53:40,278 --> 00:53:41,845
- What's up, Vic?
- Yeah, right.
1004
00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:46,763
What? What?
Why is he like that?
1005
00:53:46,893 --> 00:53:49,505
If he acts like he likes you,
he hates you.
1006
00:53:49,635 --> 00:53:51,333
And if he acts like
he hates you...
1007
00:53:51,463 --> 00:53:55,162
It's a sign of respect because
he actually does hate you.
1008
00:53:55,293 --> 00:53:58,688
Yeah, that's not helpful.
Why doesn't he just quit?
1009
00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:01,647
Same reason you don't quit.
Systemic economic inequality.
1010
00:54:03,257 --> 00:54:06,348
Speaking of, have you seen
maxandra this morning?
1011
00:54:06,478 --> 00:54:08,698
No. And why do you
call her that?
1012
00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:10,003
You know she hates it.
1013
00:54:10,134 --> 00:54:11,414
She brought me
from an orphanage,
1014
00:54:11,527 --> 00:54:13,050
saying "mother"
would feel like a lie.
1015
00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:15,661
Come on.
That's a little strong.
1016
00:54:15,792 --> 00:54:17,707
Look, she's doing
the best she can.
1017
00:54:17,837 --> 00:54:19,752
And she loves
the shit out of you.
1018
00:54:19,883 --> 00:54:21,493
I think the real question is
1019
00:54:21,624 --> 00:54:23,103
why do you love
the shit out of her?
1020
00:54:26,455 --> 00:54:28,761
Love is a really,
really big word, zadie.
1021
00:54:28,892 --> 00:54:30,763
And, look, the truth is
1022
00:54:30,894 --> 00:54:33,418
no one's believed in me
like your mom has, so I...
1023
00:54:33,549 --> 00:54:36,378
- Zadie?
- Hi, Roger.
1024
00:54:36,508 --> 00:54:37,857
Hello, dear.
1025
00:54:37,988 --> 00:54:40,077
That's your...
1026
00:54:40,207 --> 00:54:44,168
- Is your mother around?
- Maxandra is upstairs.
1027
00:54:44,298 --> 00:54:46,039
And who's this?
1028
00:54:46,170 --> 00:54:47,606
This is Mike.
1029
00:54:47,737 --> 00:54:50,435
Mike is the new director
for Isabel ascendant.
1030
00:54:50,566 --> 00:54:52,872
- Ah, right.
- What's up?
1031
00:54:53,612 --> 00:54:54,874
Roger rattigan.
1032
00:54:55,005 --> 00:54:57,573
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
1033
00:54:57,703 --> 00:54:58,878
I hope Max didn't schedule
1034
00:54:59,009 --> 00:55:00,409
to meet both of us
at the same time.
1035
00:55:01,577 --> 00:55:03,405
- He's staying here.
- Ah.
1036
00:55:03,535 --> 00:55:06,669
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, no conflict then.
1037
00:55:07,496 --> 00:55:09,106
No.
1038
00:55:09,236 --> 00:55:11,500
I hope the theater itself
has treated you well thus far.
1039
00:55:11,630 --> 00:55:13,719
Oh, she's been a pleasure
to be inside of.
1040
00:55:13,850 --> 00:55:15,242
It's got such a wonderful feel.
1041
00:55:15,373 --> 00:55:16,533
I'm looking forward to seeing
1042
00:55:16,635 --> 00:55:17,875
how you improve such a classic.
1043
00:55:17,984 --> 00:55:20,117
I can't wait for you
to experience it.
1044
00:55:24,513 --> 00:55:26,340
It's a little rough, so be nice.
1045
00:55:26,471 --> 00:55:27,471
Okay.
1046
00:55:27,559 --> 00:55:29,126
- Woods.
- Sound. Go.
1047
00:55:32,434 --> 00:55:35,001
♪ Followed your name
1048
00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:37,613
♪ into the wild
1049
00:55:37,743 --> 00:55:40,006
♪ yeah, yeah
1050
00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:43,053
♪ showed you my shame
1051
00:55:43,183 --> 00:55:44,576
♪ I ran a mile
1052
00:55:46,317 --> 00:55:49,581
♪ I sing your lullaby
1053
00:55:49,712 --> 00:55:51,496
♪ your melodies
1054
00:55:51,627 --> 00:55:52,845
♪ like a symphony
1055
00:55:55,805 --> 00:55:58,242
♪ we burn the same
1056
00:55:58,372 --> 00:56:00,331
♪ inside a fire
1057
00:56:01,898 --> 00:56:05,292
♪ I just need a little mercy
1058
00:56:05,423 --> 00:56:07,338
-♪ mercy on me
1059
00:56:09,558 --> 00:56:12,822
♪ I just need a little mercy
1060
00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:14,954
♪ mercy on me
1061
00:56:17,261 --> 00:56:20,482
♪ I drank your holy water
1062
00:56:20,612 --> 00:56:22,353
♪ your Liberty
1063
00:56:22,484 --> 00:56:24,050
♪ your make-believe
1064
00:56:25,138 --> 00:56:27,271
♪ I just need a little mercy
1065
00:56:28,359 --> 00:56:30,361
♪ mercy on me
1066
00:56:48,248 --> 00:56:50,512
♪ I just need a little mercy
1067
00:56:51,469 --> 00:56:52,557
♪ mercy
1068
00:56:55,734 --> 00:56:58,345
♪ I just need a little mercy
1069
00:56:59,172 --> 00:57:00,522
♪ mercy
1070
00:57:06,005 --> 00:57:09,574
Bravo. Bravo.
1071
00:57:09,705 --> 00:57:13,143
Bravo. Bellissimo.
Now that is class.
1072
00:57:13,273 --> 00:57:15,406
Yeah. No, that was great.
1073
00:57:15,537 --> 00:57:17,451
Um, yeah,
I got to figure out, uh...
1074
00:57:17,582 --> 00:57:18,801
Where it goes in the show.
1075
00:57:18,931 --> 00:57:22,021
Uh, but, yeah,
it was... it was great.
1076
00:57:22,152 --> 00:57:24,110
All right, Harry, let's go.
1077
00:57:25,721 --> 00:57:26,721
Give it to her.
1078
00:57:26,809 --> 00:57:27,940
♪ Oh
1079
00:57:30,073 --> 00:57:31,204
take your time, boy.
1080
00:57:32,162 --> 00:57:33,250
Show her.
1081
00:57:33,380 --> 00:57:36,993
♪ With your permission
1082
00:57:37,123 --> 00:57:40,692
♪ I just wanna spend
a little time with you ♪
1083
00:57:40,823 --> 00:57:41,824
Yep.
1084
00:57:42,912 --> 00:57:43,913
That's it.
1085
00:57:45,654 --> 00:57:47,481
Hey, give her the business.
1086
00:57:50,093 --> 00:57:53,096
♪ Tonight I wanna be
a little me on you ♪
1087
00:57:53,226 --> 00:57:54,314
Uh, uh.
1088
00:57:55,141 --> 00:57:56,665
Uh-oh.
1089
00:57:58,884 --> 00:58:01,104
♪ With your permission
1090
00:58:02,975 --> 00:58:05,630
♪ I wanna spend the night
sippin' on you ♪
1091
00:58:08,111 --> 00:58:11,418
That's it. That's it.
All right, sick.
1092
00:58:11,549 --> 00:58:13,812
Look, I mean, you can't
dance any better than that.
1093
00:58:13,943 --> 00:58:15,292
That's perfect.
1094
00:58:15,422 --> 00:58:16,791
I mean, the only...
If I had a little note
1095
00:58:16,815 --> 00:58:18,687
it would just be
this specific dance
1096
00:58:18,817 --> 00:58:21,341
is a little more like fucking
than dancing.
1097
00:58:21,472 --> 00:58:23,866
And you know, look, the song
is called "permission,"
1098
00:58:23,996 --> 00:58:25,171
so once you get permission
1099
00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:26,999
you got to keep it,
and you got to...
1100
00:58:27,130 --> 00:58:29,282
The only way to do that is to
keep a connection with her.
1101
00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:31,386
Here, watch. Look, see if you
can see the difference.
1102
00:58:32,526 --> 00:58:34,566
Like, literally you don't even
have to dance at all.
1103
00:58:35,007 --> 00:58:36,139
- Hi.
- Hey.
1104
00:58:36,269 --> 00:58:37,749
- Can I touch you?
- Of course.
1105
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,925
- Yeah? You sure?
- Yeah.
1106
00:58:40,056 --> 00:58:42,101
♪ With your permission
1107
00:58:44,016 --> 00:58:47,716
♪ I just wanna spend
a little time with you ♪
1108
00:58:52,503 --> 00:58:54,548
♪ with your permission
1109
00:58:56,725 --> 00:59:00,250
♪ tonight I wanna be
a little me on you ♪
1110
00:59:01,164 --> 00:59:03,340
♪ aw, yeah
1111
00:59:05,342 --> 00:59:07,866
♪ with your permission
1112
00:59:09,825 --> 00:59:13,829
♪ I wanna spend the night
sippin' on you ♪
1113
00:59:13,959 --> 00:59:17,441
♪ you know what I'm talking
about baby, yeah ♪
1114
00:59:19,835 --> 00:59:22,011
Woody! Woody, Woody,
Woody, Woody.
1115
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,929
I don't understand.
1116
00:59:27,059 --> 00:59:31,542
You have this beautiful
legendary stage...
1117
00:59:31,673 --> 00:59:34,197
But you're hovering
around the chair.
1118
00:59:35,589 --> 00:59:37,374
I mean, you can do the same...
1119
00:59:39,419 --> 00:59:41,683
Over here, or your...
1120
00:59:43,510 --> 00:59:45,251
- Over there.
- Mm-hmm.
1121
00:59:45,382 --> 00:59:47,297
No woman wants to be suffocated
1122
00:59:47,427 --> 00:59:48,777
by testículos.
1123
00:59:48,907 --> 00:59:49,907
That's fair.
1124
00:59:49,995 --> 00:59:51,301
It's nice to expand, you know?
1125
00:59:52,084 --> 00:59:53,172
Okay.
1126
00:59:54,826 --> 00:59:57,437
Less testiculars and expansion.
1127
01:00:36,694 --> 01:00:38,217
Some scholars suggest that dance
1128
01:00:38,348 --> 01:00:40,002
once was a form of communication
1129
01:00:40,132 --> 01:00:43,266
as integral to our daily life
as eating or sleeping.
1130
01:00:43,396 --> 01:00:45,877
Traditionally,
tribal courtship dances
1131
01:00:46,008 --> 01:00:47,661
allowed dancers
of opposite sexes
1132
01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,663
to engage in socially acceptable
1133
01:00:49,794 --> 01:00:51,578
physical contact
before they were even
1134
01:00:51,709 --> 01:00:53,624
allowed to speak to one another.
1135
01:00:53,755 --> 01:00:55,408
Only when a leisure class began
1136
01:00:55,539 --> 01:00:57,846
to emerge out of early
economic development
1137
01:00:57,976 --> 01:00:59,176
did humans begin to view dance
1138
01:00:59,282 --> 01:01:00,500
as a source of pleasure apart
1139
01:01:00,631 --> 01:01:02,328
from its original purpose,
1140
01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:05,114
to bridge people together
from different worlds...
1141
01:01:05,244 --> 01:01:07,769
To heal wounds
when words would not suffice.
1142
01:01:14,863 --> 01:01:15,994
All right, you all ready?
1143
01:01:17,082 --> 01:01:18,649
Play back.
1144
01:01:28,006 --> 01:01:31,618
All right. Stop!
Stop the music! Stop!
1145
01:01:31,749 --> 01:01:34,708
Hey! Excuse me,
who the hell are you?
1146
01:01:36,841 --> 01:01:38,625
City of westminster.
1147
01:01:38,756 --> 01:01:41,237
Historical architecture
high committee.
1148
01:01:41,367 --> 01:01:44,327
Well, I'm the owner of this
theater. Is there a problem?
1149
01:01:45,241 --> 01:01:46,764
Oh, I would think so.
1150
01:01:53,379 --> 01:01:54,511
Anything else?
1151
01:01:56,861 --> 01:01:58,384
You'll be hearing from us.
1152
01:02:03,476 --> 01:02:04,695
We're fucked.
1153
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:09,831
"The owner must obtain
written approval
1154
01:02:09,961 --> 01:02:11,702
to make material changes
to property.
1155
01:02:11,833 --> 01:02:14,661
If changes be made without
approval or special exemption,
1156
01:02:14,792 --> 01:02:15,967
the owner must restore
1157
01:02:16,098 --> 01:02:17,664
the theater
to its original condition
1158
01:02:17,795 --> 01:02:20,798
and then file
for approval with the city."
1159
01:02:20,929 --> 01:02:23,409
This is Roger
trying to control me.
1160
01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:25,847
Even though we are separated
1161
01:02:25,977 --> 01:02:27,172
and in the middle of a divorce
1162
01:02:27,196 --> 01:02:28,937
because he fucked the assistant.
1163
01:02:32,462 --> 01:02:33,593
I'm sorry, baby,
1164
01:02:33,724 --> 01:02:35,004
but it's not like it's a secret.
1165
01:02:36,379 --> 01:02:38,294
What if we just do it anyway?
1166
01:02:38,424 --> 01:02:40,165
I mean, what are they
really gonna do?
1167
01:02:40,296 --> 01:02:41,863
"Failure to comply will result
1168
01:02:41,993 --> 01:02:43,952
in a fine of 10,000 pounds
per day...
1169
01:02:44,082 --> 01:02:46,998
And/or seizure of the property
by the city."
1170
01:02:47,129 --> 01:02:48,870
Even if I pay the fine,
1171
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,829
he'll find a way to exert
pressure on these people
1172
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,700
and force them
to bend the rules.
1173
01:02:53,831 --> 01:02:55,267
That's just the way he operates.
1174
01:02:55,398 --> 01:02:56,941
- Isn't it, Victor?
- Well, in my opinion...
1175
01:02:56,965 --> 01:02:58,488
We have to go
all the way to the top
1176
01:02:58,618 --> 01:03:00,838
because our freedom
is an illusion.
1177
01:03:00,969 --> 01:03:02,729
Yes, see when you start
with no rights at all...
1178
01:03:02,753 --> 01:03:04,494
So who is this person
we need to seduce
1179
01:03:04,624 --> 01:03:05,887
and get them on our side?
1180
01:03:06,017 --> 01:03:08,106
I.e., the definition
of corruption.
1181
01:03:09,368 --> 01:03:10,804
Zadie, baby...
1182
01:03:12,328 --> 01:03:13,851
You should know that the law
1183
01:03:13,982 --> 01:03:15,635
is useless when you're dealing
1184
01:03:15,766 --> 01:03:18,203
with entrenched
male power structures.
1185
01:03:18,334 --> 01:03:20,466
- Not all male.
- What do you mean?
1186
01:03:20,597 --> 01:03:22,077
Edna eaglebauer.
1187
01:03:22,207 --> 01:03:23,643
As the chairwoman,
1188
01:03:23,774 --> 01:03:25,099
she has the power
to Grant a special exemption.
1189
01:03:25,123 --> 01:03:27,256
Hey, z, what else
do we know about edna?
1190
01:03:33,610 --> 01:03:36,047
Um, not much about her
on Google.
1191
01:03:36,178 --> 01:03:37,701
Housing records indicate
1192
01:03:37,831 --> 01:03:38,983
she's most likely single
and lives alone.
1193
01:03:39,007 --> 01:03:40,922
That's promising.
1194
01:03:41,052 --> 01:03:43,315
Um, she's got
no presence on social media.
1195
01:03:43,446 --> 01:03:46,971
Asides her bio
on the council website.
1196
01:03:47,102 --> 01:03:49,800
Check if she has
a pet or a hobby.
1197
01:03:52,455 --> 01:03:53,935
Not that I can tell.
She's a ghost.
1198
01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:49,599
I'll tell you what...
1199
01:04:49,729 --> 01:04:50,880
This bird's got to have
a heart of stone
1200
01:04:50,904 --> 01:04:52,341
to shut down swan lake.
1201
01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,604
Maybe, but everybody
wants something.
1202
01:04:54,734 --> 01:04:56,998
We just got to keep looking.
1203
01:04:57,128 --> 01:04:59,783
What if she didn't even know
what she wants?
1204
01:04:59,913 --> 01:05:01,524
Well, that never stopped men
1205
01:05:01,654 --> 01:05:04,005
from coming up
with the wrong answer.
1206
01:05:04,135 --> 01:05:05,615
Come on, guys,
give me something.
1207
01:05:05,745 --> 01:05:07,051
Victor, don't just sit there.
1208
01:05:07,182 --> 01:05:08,748
I'll murder her
for the right price.
1209
01:05:08,879 --> 01:05:10,315
That might be the best idea.
1210
01:05:10,446 --> 01:05:11,664
But, look, this feels like
1211
01:05:11,795 --> 01:05:13,536
a woman's perspective
sort of a thing.
1212
01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:15,886
Like what did you want
before Miami?
1213
01:05:16,017 --> 01:05:17,496
I just wanted to escape my life.
1214
01:05:19,803 --> 01:05:21,805
But then...
1215
01:05:21,935 --> 01:05:26,897
Someone came along and
gave me this unexpected
1216
01:05:27,028 --> 01:05:33,077
magical moment that made
me remember who I really was.
1217
01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:35,253
It was like a little treasure.
1218
01:05:35,384 --> 01:05:38,039
Okay, so we need to figure out
who edna was before
1219
01:05:38,169 --> 01:05:40,345
she became a bureaucrat
and tap into that then.
1220
01:05:41,738 --> 01:05:42,782
That's it!
1221
01:07:25,146 --> 01:07:26,906
I don't understand why
you don't want "suavemente."
1222
01:07:26,930 --> 01:07:28,255
I don't think... no.
I love "suavemente."
1223
01:07:28,279 --> 01:07:29,759
It's a great song.
1224
01:07:29,889 --> 01:07:31,171
- It's a different beat.
- It is great. I agree.
1225
01:07:31,195 --> 01:07:32,501
We just don't need it right now.
1226
01:07:32,631 --> 01:07:33,956
Look, it... look,
hear me out. It's Isabel...
1227
01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:35,306
Unicorn, "champagne,"
"sex machine..."
1228
01:07:35,330 --> 01:07:36,611
- Oh, trust me...
- "Permission," "suits."
1229
01:07:36,635 --> 01:07:37,917
I know it by heart.
And you know what's more
1230
01:07:37,941 --> 01:07:39,116
important than "suavemente"?
1231
01:07:39,247 --> 01:07:40,726
We still don't have
a grand finale.
1232
01:07:40,857 --> 01:07:42,269
Well, great. We'll make one.
It's a group number.
1233
01:07:42,293 --> 01:07:43,662
Most important part
of the whole show.
1234
01:07:43,686 --> 01:07:44,706
And then everybody
will dance out into the crowd.
1235
01:07:44,730 --> 01:07:46,036
It'll be amazing.
1236
01:07:46,167 --> 01:07:48,169
- Oh, that's so random.
- Why is that random?
1237
01:07:48,299 --> 01:07:49,363
Everybody dancing in the crowd.
1238
01:07:49,387 --> 01:07:50,606
We've done that already.
1239
01:07:50,736 --> 01:07:51,931
It's got to be
something different,
1240
01:07:51,955 --> 01:07:53,348
something personal.
1241
01:07:53,478 --> 01:07:54,784
They're all good and personal,
1242
01:07:54,914 --> 01:07:56,196
and they're there
for a reason. I don't...
1243
01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:57,830
Why are you doing this
right now?
1244
01:07:57,961 --> 01:08:00,224
Why are you making it, like,
we don't have a good show?
1245
01:08:00,355 --> 01:08:03,401
I know. You should be
dancing in it.
1246
01:08:03,532 --> 01:08:05,925
You have lost your mind.
What are you talking about?
1247
01:08:06,056 --> 01:08:07,405
I'm not dancing in the show.
1248
01:08:07,536 --> 01:08:09,078
Why are you saying no
to everything I say?
1249
01:08:09,102 --> 01:08:10,558
- I'm not saying no.
- Have you noticed that?
1250
01:08:10,582 --> 01:08:12,386
I've said yes on every
single part of the show.
1251
01:08:12,410 --> 01:08:15,674
We need something climactic,
different, something personal.
1252
01:08:15,805 --> 01:08:17,981
Great, then do
something personal.
1253
01:08:18,111 --> 01:08:19,524
Give me something
that I don't know about you.
1254
01:08:19,548 --> 01:08:21,419
Why is it about me?
This is about women.
1255
01:08:21,550 --> 01:08:22,986
You're a woman. I'm not.
1256
01:08:23,116 --> 01:08:24,398
I'm not gonna be dancing
in the show.
1257
01:08:24,422 --> 01:08:25,728
Why don't you make it personal?
1258
01:08:25,858 --> 01:08:27,251
Well, do whatever you want.
1259
01:08:27,382 --> 01:08:29,142
Do the thing that you and
Antonio have been making.
1260
01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:31,212
It's great.
That's personal, ain't it?
1261
01:08:31,342 --> 01:08:33,257
Hey, it's your show.
1262
01:08:33,388 --> 01:08:35,085
Give me something that's yours.
1263
01:08:35,216 --> 01:08:37,000
Open up.
1264
01:08:37,130 --> 01:08:39,176
- I did.
- When?
1265
01:08:39,307 --> 01:08:40,917
The whole... this whole time.
1266
01:08:41,047 --> 01:08:42,310
And if you haven't seen it,
1267
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:44,007
I don't know
what to tell you about it.
1268
01:08:44,137 --> 01:08:45,550
Well, I don't know what
to tell you about it since
1269
01:08:45,574 --> 01:08:47,663
I tried to kiss you
and you pulled away.
1270
01:08:47,793 --> 01:08:49,621
You don't know how to open up.
1271
01:08:49,752 --> 01:08:51,536
That's why you need
the "suavemente."
1272
01:08:51,667 --> 01:08:55,453
Oh! Still waiting for passing
trade, you nosy fuck!
1273
01:08:55,584 --> 01:08:58,239
Your turn; He's impossible.
1274
01:09:15,343 --> 01:09:16,909
Yes, Victor?
1275
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,607
I did not say anything.
1276
01:09:18,737 --> 01:09:20,367
Yeah. Yeah. You're always
saying something in your head.
1277
01:09:20,391 --> 01:09:21,740
Just say it out loud, man.
1278
01:09:24,090 --> 01:09:26,963
You see, the problem with Max is
1279
01:09:27,093 --> 01:09:29,270
she tends to
overcomplicate things.
1280
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:30,836
Yeah.
1281
01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:33,143
Especially when she knows
exactly what she wants.
1282
01:09:33,274 --> 01:09:35,188
And she knows exactly
what she wants
1283
01:09:35,319 --> 01:09:36,407
when it comes to you.
1284
01:09:42,021 --> 01:09:43,762
Why do you work for her?
1285
01:09:43,893 --> 01:09:45,503
You could easily work for Roger.
1286
01:09:46,896 --> 01:09:48,506
She's got bigger balls.
1287
01:09:52,641 --> 01:09:53,990
Listen, motherfucker.
1288
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,252
- I rest my case.
- Yeah.
1289
01:09:55,383 --> 01:09:56,775
You better make up your mind
1290
01:09:56,906 --> 01:09:58,186
because you're driving me crazy.
1291
01:09:58,299 --> 01:09:59,406
Oh, just... yeah,
you're driving me crazy.
1292
01:09:59,430 --> 01:10:00,605
What are you doing?
1293
01:10:00,736 --> 01:10:01,954
Just stop.
1294
01:10:02,085 --> 01:10:04,348
- Okay, just shut up.
- No, you stop.
1295
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:06,481
You shut up.
1296
01:10:06,611 --> 01:10:09,179
I just want a happy ending.
1297
01:10:13,139 --> 01:10:15,359
You're an insane
person. You know that, right?
1298
01:10:15,490 --> 01:10:16,839
Mm-hmm.
1299
01:10:44,997 --> 01:10:47,043
Given the debate and confusion
1300
01:10:47,173 --> 01:10:49,262
around the word
"love" generally...
1301
01:10:49,393 --> 01:10:51,526
What are we to make
of the word "love"
1302
01:10:51,656 --> 01:10:53,528
in the context of dancing?
1303
01:10:53,658 --> 01:10:56,008
If you love dancing
with someone,
1304
01:10:56,139 --> 01:10:58,750
does that mean on some level
that you love them?
1305
01:10:58,881 --> 01:11:02,014
What other feelings are
exchanged during a dance?
1306
01:11:02,145 --> 01:11:04,539
Can you dance with someone
you don't trust?
1307
01:11:04,669 --> 01:11:07,629
Should you trust someone
just because they can dance?
1308
01:11:07,759 --> 01:11:10,109
Max and Mike weren't
thinking about this,
1309
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:11,589
but they should have been.
1310
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:13,243
Stop the music!
1311
01:11:13,374 --> 01:11:15,724
Stop the music!
Stop the music.
1312
01:11:16,942 --> 01:11:18,379
- Edna?
- Edna?
1313
01:11:18,509 --> 01:11:20,250
I am so sorry, Ms. Mendoza.
1314
01:11:20,381 --> 01:11:21,860
I am so deeply sorry
1315
01:11:21,991 --> 01:11:24,428
to each and every one of you
beautiful creatures.
1316
01:11:24,559 --> 01:11:25,777
Sorry for what?
1317
01:11:25,908 --> 01:11:27,518
Height restrictions
for stage risers.
1318
01:11:27,649 --> 01:11:29,215
Apparently, your new stage
1319
01:11:29,346 --> 01:11:30,715
is three quarters of an inch
too high.
1320
01:11:30,739 --> 01:11:32,262
Your exemption has been denied.
1321
01:11:32,393 --> 01:11:34,830
You're to shut down immediately.
1322
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,006
But you had already approved it!
1323
01:11:37,136 --> 01:11:40,966
I got a call from an
mp's office. It's law.
1324
01:11:41,097 --> 01:11:42,403
There's nothing I can do.
1325
01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:47,886
Keep working. I'll take care
of this. I'll be right back.
1326
01:11:48,017 --> 01:11:49,017
Okay.
1327
01:12:03,815 --> 01:12:05,991
How fucking dare you?
1328
01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:08,777
You're not shutting me
down again. Not this time.
1329
01:12:08,907 --> 01:12:11,736
Max, I sincerely
want to rebuild our trust.
1330
01:12:11,867 --> 01:12:13,129
-In the meantime,
1331
01:12:13,259 --> 01:12:15,087
I'm just trying
to look out for you.
1332
01:12:15,218 --> 01:12:17,350
How is shutting down my show
looking out for me?
1333
01:12:17,481 --> 01:12:18,721
I'm not talking about the show.
1334
01:12:18,830 --> 01:12:20,110
Then what are you talking about?
1335
01:12:20,136 --> 01:12:22,051
I'm talking about your judgment.
1336
01:12:22,181 --> 01:12:24,227
I'm talking what I witnessed
in the kitchen
1337
01:12:24,357 --> 01:12:25,489
in front of our daughter.
1338
01:12:25,620 --> 01:12:28,144
Roger, I wouldn't
get into a dispute
1339
01:12:28,274 --> 01:12:29,972
about judgment with me
right now.
1340
01:12:30,102 --> 01:12:33,497
You handed my family's theater
over to a fucking stripper.
1341
01:12:35,238 --> 01:12:37,501
You don't know anything
about Mike.
1342
01:12:37,632 --> 01:12:41,113
I know when you're being used.
Don't you see that?
1343
01:12:41,592 --> 01:12:42,593
No.
1344
01:12:43,986 --> 01:12:46,989
Darling, I know
we're all getting old,
1345
01:12:47,119 --> 01:12:49,470
but I didn't know
you were so desperate.
1346
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,690
Fuck you!
We care for each other.
1347
01:12:52,821 --> 01:12:55,737
Max, have you even read
our settlement agreement?
1348
01:12:55,867 --> 01:12:59,305
The language about denigrating
or harming the family brand?
1349
01:12:59,436 --> 01:13:01,220
The moment that show goes up,
1350
01:13:01,351 --> 01:13:03,135
mother's barristers
will be clawing back
1351
01:13:03,266 --> 01:13:05,050
every last shilling in court
1352
01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:06,878
and I won't be able to stop her.
1353
01:13:07,009 --> 01:13:10,316
But if you're still too
deluded to help yourself,
1354
01:13:10,447 --> 01:13:12,623
please be mindful of zadie.
1355
01:13:12,754 --> 01:13:15,800
She shouldn't have to pay
the price for your fantasies.
1356
01:13:21,676 --> 01:13:22,894
Would you please stop it?
1357
01:13:23,025 --> 01:13:24,809
What?
1358
01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:26,594
I know what you're thinking.
1359
01:13:26,724 --> 01:13:28,509
You're thinking,
"what was she thinking?"
1360
01:13:28,639 --> 01:13:30,249
You weren't thinking, were you?
1361
01:13:30,380 --> 01:13:31,512
You were falling in love.
1362
01:13:31,642 --> 01:13:33,209
Oh, shut the fuck up.
1363
01:13:33,339 --> 01:13:34,950
You think I don't know that?
1364
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:37,387
And don't you dare judge me.
You were not there.
1365
01:13:37,518 --> 01:13:39,781
That one fucking dance...
1366
01:13:40,782 --> 01:13:42,610
Changed everything in me.
1367
01:13:45,613 --> 01:13:49,747
It feels like it made me
the best version of myself...
1368
01:13:49,878 --> 01:13:51,140
But everybody's laughing at me.
1369
01:13:51,270 --> 01:13:52,968
I'm a joke. An embarrassment.
1370
01:13:54,535 --> 01:13:56,580
Not to him though.
1371
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,628
He believes in me.
1372
01:14:00,758 --> 01:14:02,499
I have to go tell him
1373
01:14:02,630 --> 01:14:05,763
that our show about empowering
women is dead...
1374
01:14:05,894 --> 01:14:08,505
Because I'm so
fucking powerless.
1375
01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:12,944
The most frightening part
is that...
1376
01:14:13,075 --> 01:14:15,120
I'm about to find out
if that dance
1377
01:14:15,251 --> 01:14:18,080
meant as much to him
as it did to me.
1378
01:14:19,995 --> 01:14:23,955
Or if I'm just another
goddamn Tuesday.
1379
01:14:24,086 --> 01:14:26,131
No, you're more like
a Thursday, madame.
1380
01:14:28,656 --> 01:14:31,310
Have I always
been this adolescent?
1381
01:14:31,441 --> 01:14:34,531
No. Only when it's raining.
1382
01:14:37,099 --> 01:14:40,755
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.
1383
01:14:40,885 --> 01:14:42,104
One.
1384
01:14:42,234 --> 01:14:43,234
Mike.
1385
01:14:45,150 --> 01:14:47,152
Uh, Jack, keep taking
them through.
1386
01:14:52,288 --> 01:14:54,464
What the fuck you mean
"we're done"?
1387
01:14:54,595 --> 01:14:59,164
I'm sorry. I did my best,
but I failed.
1388
01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:01,255
- Wait. What... all right.
- Victor will come back
1389
01:15:01,340 --> 01:15:02,733
and pick you up,
1390
01:15:02,864 --> 01:15:04,363
and he can arrange
a flight for you tomorrow.
1391
01:15:04,387 --> 01:15:06,519
No, no, no. What happened?
This isn't you.
1392
01:15:06,650 --> 01:15:08,210
What the fuck is going on
with you, Max?
1393
01:15:12,656 --> 01:15:13,962
Nothing.
1394
01:15:14,092 --> 01:15:16,617
What? UN-fucking-believable.
1395
01:15:16,747 --> 01:15:19,750
You really are the queen of
the first act, huh? Holy shit.
1396
01:15:22,710 --> 01:15:23,990
You don't know
anything about me.
1397
01:15:24,102 --> 01:15:26,017
And you don't
understand anything.
1398
01:15:26,148 --> 01:15:27,628
It's Friday.
1399
01:15:27,758 --> 01:15:30,326
They wouldn't pull the plug
on us until Monday.
1400
01:15:30,456 --> 01:15:32,110
But you're walking away.
1401
01:15:32,241 --> 01:15:34,243
You have no show.
1402
01:15:34,373 --> 01:15:36,375
You couldn't even come up
with an ending.
1403
01:15:36,506 --> 01:15:38,266
You cannot say that
what we've created so far
1404
01:15:38,334 --> 01:15:39,727
isn't fucking special.
1405
01:15:39,857 --> 01:15:41,729
You cannot say that.
I know you can't.
1406
01:15:46,559 --> 01:15:50,476
I'm sorry, but we're gonna
have to let it go.
1407
01:15:52,870 --> 01:15:54,698
You'll still get paid.
1408
01:15:54,829 --> 01:15:57,832
Hey! Hey, look, I don't give
a fuck about the money.
1409
01:15:57,962 --> 01:15:59,224
I don't fucking care.
1410
01:15:59,790 --> 01:16:01,270
Okay?
1411
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:02,967
We're good at this
and I'm not gonna
1412
01:16:03,098 --> 01:16:04,795
fucking just let us
give up on it.
1413
01:16:04,926 --> 01:16:06,188
You're so good at this.
1414
01:16:08,625 --> 01:16:12,890
I bet you he never cared about
what you were good at. Did he?
1415
01:16:17,329 --> 01:16:18,983
Don't let this be the end.
1416
01:16:25,947 --> 01:16:26,948
Uh. Uh.
1417
01:17:05,813 --> 01:17:07,728
- Woody!
- Lay it on me, gov.
1418
01:17:07,858 --> 01:17:09,773
I need a plumber
and a ballerina.
1419
01:17:11,644 --> 01:17:14,517
The Princess
is on a hunger strike.
1420
01:17:14,647 --> 01:17:16,040
Won't even open the door.
1421
01:17:16,171 --> 01:17:17,389
What? She's not even drinking?
1422
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,043
I'm afraid not.
1423
01:17:19,174 --> 01:17:21,654
Did you try using your
"wise British Butler" voice?
1424
01:17:21,785 --> 01:17:26,485
Trust me, I went full metal
downton Abbey on her ass.
1425
01:17:26,616 --> 01:17:29,750
And if that bloke doesn't pull
his head from his own ass...
1426
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:32,143
You'll be parented
from behind a closed door
1427
01:17:32,274 --> 01:17:34,232
for months. Years, even.
1428
01:17:34,363 --> 01:17:37,105
But you didn't tell her
you slipped Mike the keys?
1429
01:17:37,235 --> 01:17:38,976
Please.
1430
01:17:39,107 --> 01:17:41,762
If the lawyers found out
her careless manservant...
1431
01:17:41,892 --> 01:17:43,372
Failed to lock
the rattigan doors,
1432
01:17:43,502 --> 01:17:45,678
she'll need
plausible deniability.
1433
01:17:45,809 --> 01:17:47,289
If there's anything
I've learned,
1434
01:17:47,419 --> 01:17:49,291
it's that you can't tell
people anything.
1435
01:17:49,421 --> 01:17:51,032
They have to have an experience.
1436
01:17:54,122 --> 01:17:55,253
Message from Mike.
1437
01:17:56,864 --> 01:17:58,213
"End is not ending.
1438
01:17:58,343 --> 01:18:00,650
"Sunday at-00 we roll.
The grand finale."
1439
01:18:00,781 --> 01:18:01,956
Let me see that.
1440
01:18:04,175 --> 01:18:06,395
Crikey, it's a haiku.
1441
01:18:06,525 --> 01:18:10,312
Seventeen syllables
in a five-seven-five pattern.
1442
01:18:10,442 --> 01:18:12,793
Purely coincidence, but still...
1443
01:18:12,923 --> 01:18:14,751
There's hope for him after all.
1444
01:18:14,882 --> 01:18:17,449
Sounds like Sunday's
gonna be an experience.
1445
01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:19,930
Doesn't it just?
1446
01:20:04,121 --> 01:20:05,688
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1447
01:20:09,300 --> 01:20:10,345
Follow me.
1448
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,315
Put some clothes on, maxandra.
1449
01:20:27,536 --> 01:20:29,190
Why would I do that?
1450
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:30,626
We have to go.
1451
01:20:32,671 --> 01:20:34,021
Where?
1452
01:20:34,151 --> 01:20:35,413
You know where.
1453
01:20:40,766 --> 01:20:42,290
- He didn't.
- He did.
1454
01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:44,553
No, he didn't.
1455
01:20:44,683 --> 01:20:49,166
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. No.
No, it's gonna be a disaster.
1456
01:20:49,297 --> 01:20:50,515
No, it's not.
1457
01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:52,169
Oh, it's going to be a disaster.
1458
01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:53,900
No, no, no. I can't. I can't.
Uh, uh, no.
1459
01:20:53,997 --> 01:20:55,303
- Yes, you can.
- No, I can't go.
1460
01:20:55,433 --> 01:20:56,695
Come on.
1461
01:20:56,826 --> 01:20:58,393
No, I won't go
and you can't make me.
1462
01:20:58,523 --> 01:20:59,785
Mom.
1463
01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:02,963
We have to go.
1464
01:21:28,858 --> 01:21:30,991
Here you go. There.
1465
01:21:31,121 --> 01:21:32,383
Victor.
1466
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:37,040
The rumors about the show
1467
01:21:37,171 --> 01:21:39,521
were a form of entertainment
for some.
1468
01:21:39,651 --> 01:21:41,958
But for the two people
who created it,
1469
01:21:42,089 --> 01:21:43,829
the terror of the opening night
1470
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,788
could only be managed
by remembering
1471
01:21:45,918 --> 01:21:48,008
there would be no record of it.
1472
01:21:48,138 --> 01:21:51,533
Only the people who were
there would ever experience
1473
01:21:51,663 --> 01:21:55,145
the story of Max and Mike
as told through dance.
1474
01:21:55,276 --> 01:21:56,836
There's small ships,
there's tall ships,
1475
01:21:56,886 --> 01:21:58,540
there're ships
that sail the sea...
1476
01:21:58,670 --> 01:21:59,990
There's no ships
like friendships,
1477
01:22:00,107 --> 01:22:02,500
so here's to you and me.
One, two, three.
1478
01:22:02,631 --> 01:22:03,936
Let's go.
1479
01:22:04,067 --> 01:22:05,416
We are strippers!
1480
01:22:06,635 --> 01:22:07,723
Whoo!
1481
01:22:23,478 --> 01:22:24,566
All right, man.
1482
01:22:24,696 --> 01:22:26,437
- Let's go.
- Yes.
1483
01:22:26,568 --> 01:22:29,571
Break a leg, everyone.
Alex, cue one and sound. Go.
1484
01:22:41,322 --> 01:22:42,497
The light is different.
1485
01:22:43,976 --> 01:22:45,500
It's November. It's lower.
1486
01:22:50,722 --> 01:22:52,028
Harold's worried about lunch.
1487
01:22:52,159 --> 01:22:53,725
He said the menu is diabolical.
1488
01:22:53,856 --> 01:22:56,076
The menu is diabolical?
1489
01:22:56,206 --> 01:22:57,773
How can a menu be diabolical?
1490
01:22:57,903 --> 01:22:59,949
Only a person can be diabolical.
1491
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,603
A menu isn't alive.
1492
01:23:01,733 --> 01:23:03,126
Well, either way, he's worried.
1493
01:23:03,257 --> 01:23:04,649
And you're worried about him?
1494
01:23:04,780 --> 01:23:06,347
I don't envy him finding out.
1495
01:23:06,477 --> 01:23:08,499
- Well, I'll tell him.
- Isabel, no. It's impossible.
1496
01:23:08,523 --> 01:23:10,264
- He has to know.
- He can never know.
1497
01:23:11,656 --> 01:23:12,657
Harold.
1498
01:23:13,876 --> 01:23:16,444
Hello, darling. Walter.
1499
01:23:17,923 --> 01:23:19,229
Drinks?
1500
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:20,796
Will you still be
going to calais?
1501
01:23:20,926 --> 01:23:23,799
No. I've decided
to spend the summer here.
1502
01:23:23,929 --> 01:23:26,802
You see, Isabel is pregnant.
1503
01:23:26,932 --> 01:23:29,152
Oh. Congratulations.
1504
01:23:29,283 --> 01:23:31,763
Yes.
We are very pleased.
1505
01:23:31,894 --> 01:23:34,288
We are hoping
to have a son, of course.
1506
01:23:34,418 --> 01:23:37,943
That way the legacy of
chuffingham will be secure.
1507
01:23:38,074 --> 01:23:41,338
And if not, we will keep trying.
1508
01:23:41,469 --> 01:23:44,994
One of the benefits
of having a young wife.
1509
01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:47,344
I'm sure Isabel
will make a wonderful mother.
1510
01:23:47,475 --> 01:23:51,305
No doubt.
And of course my mother
1511
01:23:51,435 --> 01:23:53,307
will be here to help.
1512
01:23:53,437 --> 01:23:54,960
Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn!
1513
01:24:04,361 --> 01:24:05,971
- Hello, lady Isabel.
1514
01:24:06,102 --> 01:24:07,582
Unicorn?
1515
01:24:07,712 --> 01:24:12,152
Why, yes, it's me, unicorn.
Did you call for me?
1516
01:24:12,282 --> 01:24:15,677
Yeah, but I didn't expect you
to show up out of the blue.
1517
01:24:15,807 --> 01:24:17,089
I haven't spoken
to my imaginary friend
1518
01:24:17,113 --> 01:24:18,158
since I was a child.
1519
01:24:20,334 --> 01:24:21,596
Am I okay?
1520
01:24:21,726 --> 01:24:23,293
Hmm, well, that depends
1521
01:24:23,424 --> 01:24:25,382
on what your definition
of okay is
1522
01:24:25,513 --> 01:24:28,080
but first things first,
1523
01:24:28,211 --> 01:24:30,213
why don't you tell us
how you really feel.
1524
01:24:43,357 --> 01:24:44,749
Well...
1525
01:24:47,317 --> 01:24:48,318
I don't know.
1526
01:24:50,451 --> 01:24:53,149
These two guys shouldn't be
my only two options
1527
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:55,195
in the world, should they?
1528
01:24:55,325 --> 01:24:59,677
I mean, why do I even need
to feel like I choose?
1529
01:24:59,808 --> 01:25:02,332
Like, it's between
the shitty rich guy
1530
01:25:02,463 --> 01:25:04,116
and the poor guy
with a heart of gold.
1531
01:25:04,247 --> 01:25:07,598
I mean, come on,
all I really want right now
1532
01:25:07,729 --> 01:25:09,121
is to tell these boring
1533
01:25:09,252 --> 01:25:12,951
bags of dicks to leave me alone!
1534
01:25:15,954 --> 01:25:17,913
That's right, lady Isabel.
1535
01:25:18,043 --> 01:25:19,436
See, I'm here to tell you
1536
01:25:19,567 --> 01:25:21,308
that you can have
anything you want.
1537
01:25:21,438 --> 01:25:23,962
All you have to do is ask.
1538
01:25:24,093 --> 01:25:27,792
What? Okay. Really?
1539
01:25:28,924 --> 01:25:31,187
- Really.
- Okay.
1540
01:25:31,318 --> 01:25:36,671
Well, I am a modest lady, so...
1541
01:25:36,801 --> 01:25:39,804
What if all I wanted
was just a guy
1542
01:25:39,935 --> 01:25:41,763
in a tank top and some jeans?
1543
01:25:48,248 --> 01:25:51,729
Okay, well,
if I can have that then...
1544
01:25:51,860 --> 01:25:53,427
What about a bad boy...
1545
01:25:53,557 --> 01:25:55,255
Hold up, hold up...
1546
01:25:55,385 --> 01:25:57,213
Who always responds to my texts.
1547
01:25:59,650 --> 01:26:02,392
Ooh. All right.
1548
01:26:02,523 --> 01:26:07,354
And now,
if I can have that then...
1549
01:26:07,484 --> 01:26:12,272
A sexy ceo who pays his
women more than his men!
1550
01:26:14,186 --> 01:26:16,537
-Ooh, me-ow.
1551
01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:18,582
What about a guy with a puppy?
1552
01:26:24,196 --> 01:26:26,373
Okay, let me just swallow
my saliva
1553
01:26:26,503 --> 01:26:28,549
that's literally dripping out
of my mouth right now.
1554
01:26:28,679 --> 01:26:31,378
If I could have all of that,
why stop there?
1555
01:26:42,345 --> 01:26:44,173
Wait a minute.
1556
01:26:44,304 --> 01:26:47,307
I can't be the only person
in this room
1557
01:26:47,437 --> 01:26:49,047
to feel what I'm feeling
right now. Am I?
1558
01:26:49,178 --> 01:26:50,440
No!
1559
01:26:50,571 --> 01:26:51,876
I didn't think so.
1560
01:26:52,007 --> 01:26:54,314
I can tell by the looks
on your faces.
1561
01:26:54,444 --> 01:26:57,708
Now I want every single one
of you to know
1562
01:26:57,839 --> 01:27:01,408
how I'm feeling
right this very second.
1563
01:27:01,538 --> 01:27:04,367
I managed to have
a little bit of everything.
1564
01:27:04,498 --> 01:27:07,849
And now, it's your turn.
1565
01:27:07,979 --> 01:27:11,505
So, by the power vested in me
through this magic Mike...
1566
01:27:11,635 --> 01:27:16,771
I command thee, unicorn,
send everything to us all
1567
01:27:16,901 --> 01:27:18,860
right now!
1568
01:28:44,467 --> 01:28:45,467
Uh...
1569
01:29:08,448 --> 01:29:10,841
Hey!
1570
01:29:10,972 --> 01:29:13,322
♪ Single ladies!
I can't hear ya! ♪
1571
01:29:13,453 --> 01:29:16,630
♪ Single ladies! Make noise!
1572
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:18,806
♪ What's your zodiac sign?
1573
01:29:18,936 --> 01:29:21,243
♪ What's your zodiac sign?
1574
01:29:21,373 --> 01:29:23,288
♪ What's your zodiac sign?
1575
01:29:51,403 --> 01:29:55,843
How do you feel about
your new reality, everybody?
1576
01:29:55,973 --> 01:30:00,761
Make some bloody noise.
1577
01:30:00,891 --> 01:30:04,852
Give it up. Give it up
for these gorgeous lads
1578
01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:08,246
who busted into a sweat
just for all of you.
1579
01:30:08,377 --> 01:30:10,292
Come on, make a little noise.
1580
01:30:12,381 --> 01:30:15,253
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1581
01:30:15,384 --> 01:30:18,866
That's what I like to hear.
That's what I love to hear.
1582
01:30:18,996 --> 01:30:20,824
A little bit of noise
on this stage
1583
01:30:20,955 --> 01:30:22,913
doesn't go amiss, sweethearts.
1584
01:30:23,044 --> 01:30:26,743
And let me tell you one thing,
a body at rest...
1585
01:30:26,874 --> 01:30:29,311
Is a body at rest. Right?
1586
01:30:29,441 --> 01:30:33,097
Eh, you know, not bad.
But a body in motion...
1587
01:30:36,710 --> 01:30:41,802
There is absolutely
nothing sexier...
1588
01:30:41,932 --> 01:30:44,544
Than a body in motion.
Am I right?
1589
01:30:48,809 --> 01:30:52,116
So for our next act,
I want you to give it up...
1590
01:30:52,247 --> 01:30:53,422
Ladies and gentlemen
1591
01:30:53,553 --> 01:30:56,904
for the trickster prince
him bloody self.
1592
01:30:57,034 --> 01:31:02,126
Give it up, everybody,
for Mr. Jd rainey.
1593
01:31:03,954 --> 01:31:05,739
["By James brown plays]
1594
01:34:48,222 --> 01:34:50,485
- I think we should leave now.
- Where are we going?
1595
01:34:50,615 --> 01:34:52,158
Mike said to leave
at the end of "suits"
1596
01:34:52,182 --> 01:34:53,422
and return
at the end of "pony."
1597
01:34:53,531 --> 01:34:55,316
Oh, yes, yes. So you go.
1598
01:34:55,446 --> 01:34:59,450
And no peeking.
He'll be watching you.
1599
01:34:59,581 --> 01:35:02,497
Now folks, this next dance
1600
01:35:02,627 --> 01:35:05,413
is one that
I'm well-acquainted with.
1601
01:35:05,543 --> 01:35:09,765
Things are about
to get intimate.
1602
01:35:12,681 --> 01:35:17,207
Now, a real man isn't afraid
to act on his desire...
1603
01:35:17,338 --> 01:35:20,907
But the sexiest act
of submission...
1604
01:35:21,037 --> 01:35:23,997
Is asking for permission.
1605
01:37:18,024 --> 01:37:19,373
-Break a leg, gov.
1606
01:37:19,503 --> 01:37:20,678
Aw, bless ya.
1607
01:37:36,172 --> 01:37:38,174
I know. I know.
1608
01:37:38,305 --> 01:37:40,742
We all want
a little bit of everything
1609
01:37:40,872 --> 01:37:42,962
all of the time. Don't we?
1610
01:37:43,092 --> 01:37:44,354
But...
1611
01:37:44,485 --> 01:37:47,618
Sometimes you just want to be
1612
01:37:47,749 --> 01:37:51,448
everything to someone. Right?
1613
01:37:53,624 --> 01:37:58,151
Sometimes, the greatest
fantasy of them all...
1614
01:37:58,281 --> 01:38:00,370
Is knowing
that you're the only one.
1615
01:43:22,736 --> 01:43:24,868
You said to go hard,
and so I did what you said.
1616
01:43:24,999 --> 01:43:26,087
I mean, you know.
1617
01:43:26,217 --> 01:43:27,217
Oh, god.
1618
01:43:27,306 --> 01:43:28,306
We showed up.
1619
01:43:35,009 --> 01:43:36,053
That's "pony."
1620
01:43:36,184 --> 01:43:37,359
Mike said after "pony."
1621
01:43:37,490 --> 01:43:39,274
No, he just said "pony."
1622
01:43:39,405 --> 01:43:41,145
He definitely said after "pony"
1623
01:43:41,276 --> 01:43:43,278
and they're still
on their ponies. Now sit.
1624
01:44:34,416 --> 01:44:35,416
Yes!
1625
01:44:45,471 --> 01:44:47,516
Come on, they're applauding.
It must be over now.
1626
01:44:47,647 --> 01:44:48,865
Very well.
1627
01:45:07,014 --> 01:45:08,842
So amazing.
1628
01:45:14,238 --> 01:45:16,110
Wait a minute. Just a second.
1629
01:45:16,240 --> 01:45:17,807
Thank you very much, Mr. Mike.
1630
01:45:17,938 --> 01:45:19,200
Very nice, my friend.
1631
01:45:37,697 --> 01:45:39,655
- You look beautiful.
- Congratulations.
1632
01:45:39,786 --> 01:45:42,310
- Huh?
- Congratulations. You did it.
1633
01:45:42,441 --> 01:45:43,548
What are you talking about?
We did it.
1634
01:45:43,572 --> 01:45:44,921
You did it. It was amazing.
1635
01:45:44,965 --> 01:45:45,985
Look around.
All this is because of you.
1636
01:45:46,009 --> 01:45:47,315
You are sublime.
1637
01:45:47,446 --> 01:45:49,286
Look, I just want you to know
I love you. Okay?
1638
01:45:55,279 --> 01:45:56,585
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
1639
01:45:56,716 --> 01:45:57,978
If you're not gonna leave him,
1640
01:45:58,108 --> 01:46:00,241
I don't want this
to be more confusing.
1641
01:46:00,371 --> 01:46:05,202
It's done. I'm never, ever,
ever going back to him.
1642
01:46:05,333 --> 01:46:08,684
I am free and I am broke.
1643
01:46:08,815 --> 01:46:11,948
What do you mean? You're...
What do you mean you're broke?
1644
01:46:12,079 --> 01:46:13,820
- Yeah.
- Like broke, broke?
1645
01:46:15,474 --> 01:46:17,606
I'm s... I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
1646
01:46:17,737 --> 01:46:19,129
It's okay. I don't care.
1647
01:46:19,260 --> 01:46:22,829
No, i'm... I'm just...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1648
01:46:31,794 --> 01:46:32,926
I hate you.
1649
01:46:39,802 --> 01:46:41,543
Come on, let's go.
1650
01:46:46,069 --> 01:46:47,680
No one can claim
1651
01:46:47,810 --> 01:46:50,683
to fully understand
what exactly dance is...
1652
01:46:50,813 --> 01:46:52,511
But what is abundantly clear
1653
01:46:52,641 --> 01:46:56,210
is that dance seeks
no meaning for its desires.
1654
01:46:56,340 --> 01:47:00,780
It does not value age
or status, logic or reason.
1655
01:47:00,910 --> 01:47:04,218
It is a compass orientated
only to Liberty,
1656
01:47:04,348 --> 01:47:06,089
not unlike the human heart.
1657
01:47:06,220 --> 01:47:08,091
I stumbled upon these wisdoms
1658
01:47:08,222 --> 01:47:12,531
when I met a lonely stripper
named Mike.