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[rain falling]
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[Zadie] The impulse to dance
existed long before
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our primate ancestors
evolved into humans.
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Evolutionary biologists
suggest that dance
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was used by early humans
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to promote
the social cooperation
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essential for our survival.
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Indeed,
studies have found that
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today's best dancers all share
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the two specific genes
associated
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with excellent
interpersonal skills.
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But despite its power
to save our species,
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dance could not save
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a small furniture company
in Miami
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from the economic tsunami
of a global pandemic,
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so like many 40-year-old
Millennial white males,
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Mike Lane found himself
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alone and adrift in an ocean
of failed relationships
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and unrealized dreams.
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[event planner] Excuse me?
Hello!
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This area is off-limits.
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Oh. Well, then
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you really shouldn't
be here then, should you?
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Cute.
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Get dressed, start unloading.
Trucks just pulled in.
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All right.
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[Latin music plays
on speakers]
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[housewife 1] So, is she
living in Miami now, or...
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[housewife 2] Well,
she can't go back to London,
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Roger's there.
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[housewife 3] She has to
go back, for the daughter.
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[housewife 4]
Roger still wants it to work,
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according to Bob.
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[housewife 3]
She should have just canceled
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instead of walking around
like a zombie.
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[housewife 1] Totally.
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-[housewife 3 clears throat]
-And here she is.
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Hi.
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Thank you so much.
This is absolutely beautiful.
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-Oh, thank you
for your contribution.
-You look stunning.
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-Scotch, please.
-Neat or rocks?
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Neat.
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You getting what you want?
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With the fundraiser. It looks
like it's going all right.
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Nobody here knows what the
Big Blue Rescue Project is
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and yet they give me
their money every year.
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Well, I just think
people like to
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look at what they can't have.
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I guess.
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What's up, bro?
Two vodka sodas.
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Two vodka sodas.
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-So, what do you think? Yeah?
-Yeah. Sounds good.
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Wait. I know you.
You went to State, right?
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[softly chuckles] State?
No, definitely not.
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Huh. We've definitely met.
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Uh, no. I don't know. Sorry.
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-Don't freak the guy out, hon.
-I'm not. [giggles]
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Holy shit. I got it.
You really don't remember?
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I don't know.
Was it at my store? Huh?
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No. You were a cop, right?
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-What's your name?
-Kim.
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[women squeal]
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["Mo Cash!" by Vegas Audio
Ninjas plays over speakers]
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[Latin music plays
on speakers]
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[chuckles] Uh, yeah. Like way
back in the day. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Right, right, right.
Got it. [chuckles]
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Nice pull, hon!
Did you arrest her?
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Uh, no, I think I let you off
with a warning. Right?
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Mm-hmm.
It was my pledge party.
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I was being very disorderly.
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[chuckles] You being good now?
You behaving?
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-Yes, I'm great, actually.
-Good.
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I'm on Maxandra's legal team
so... here to support.
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That's cool. What kind of law
do you practice?
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Family Law generally. But,
I do specialize in divorce.
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-Well, it was good to see you.
-See you in another 10 years.
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-Cheers. Be good.
-I'll do my best.
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[cell phone rings]
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[event planner] You!
Bartender.
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Mrs. Rattigan
would like a word.
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Uh, we're not done
breaking down.
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Did you hear what I said?
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She'd like
to see you right now.
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Bullshit. Hey, look,
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you don't have to explain it
to me. All right?
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Explain it to Zadie.
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Ma'am?
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Of course,
I'm super uncomfortable
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doing that and I won't do it.
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Because that's a date
with chaperones.
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I'm not stupid, Roger.
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Ma'am, uh,
they said to come see you.
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Should I just wait outside?
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I don't want to see you!
All right?
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Get it into your head,
if you need to talk to me
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then bring the lawyers.
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Um, bartender?
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I'm sorry. They said to come
see you. I didn't mean to--
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Yes, yes, please come back.
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Okay.
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-[sighs]
-Yeah?
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[nervous laugh] You know...
Do you like bartending?
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Sure. Uh, it's not
really what I do,
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but yeah. Why not?
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So, what is it
that you really do?
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[chuckles] Uh, yeah-- Well,
it's-- That's a long story.
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Did you want me for something?
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[inhales] Yeah...
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Um, what's your name?
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Mike.
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Nice to meet you, Mike.
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Nice to meet you.
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How much?
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How much for what?
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You know. Please don't make me
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[slight chuckle]
spit it out
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because this is the first time
I do this
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and it's not comfortable.
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[slight chuckle]
Look, I don't know
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what you're talking about.
What?
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But Kim told me that she
knew you, and run into you,
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and that you were a dancer.
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-Oh, Kim-- Kim told you that?
-Yeah.
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-Right.
-[sighs]
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Uh, look, I don't really
do that anymore, so--
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Uh, what was your name?
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Max.
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Max, it was nice to meet you.
Uh, thanks for--
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I'm s-- I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.
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No, you didn't offend me.
Don't worry. It's all--
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Really, I have no idea
what I'm doing.
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It's just I'm not
normally like this...
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it's just that I've had
like the shittiest day
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and the shittiest week...
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and the shittiest month,
and the shittiest year.
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Same here.
Welcome to the club.
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Don't worry,
you didn't offend me.
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Okay. [exhales]
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[chuckles] It was nice
to meet you.
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So, let's say...
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if you were to do this just,
like, one last time.
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Mm-hmm?
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How much would something
like that go for?
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How much would something
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like that go for?
[sharp inhale]
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Uh, $60,000? Maybe.
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-$60,000?
-Yeah. Yeah, 60.
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Let's call it 60.
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What the fuck do you do?
She said it was a silly dance.
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Who said that? Kim?
Kim said that? It was silly?
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Yeah. She said
it was a silly dance,
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but that it would
get my mind off of things.
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And if she's right,
I'm willing to pay six.
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What?
You're serious right now?
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You're gonna pay me $6,000
to give you a dance?
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Yeah, but no happy endings,
huh?
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So we have a deal?
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[exhales]
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Are you leaving?
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[door locks]
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You know I have security.
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Mm-hmm.
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What are you doing?
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Um, you seem like
you need a drink.
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[sighs] I really, really do.
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[Mike clears his throat]
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Why are you moving my flowers?
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These will work better here.
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You have a really, really,
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[slight chuckle]
really nice house.
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Thank you.
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Everything's made really well.
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[Mike clears his throat]
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Are you redecorating?
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Maybe. Do you have music?
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You might want to
finish your drink.
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[buttons click]
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[Mike chuckles]
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[instrumental music plays
over speakers]
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[Mike swallows, exhales]
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So, I don't know if you
really know what you bought...
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but I'm gonna give it
to you anyway.
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And at any point I take you
past your comfort zone--
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I fucking slap you.
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You can slap me.
That's perfect.
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May I touch you?
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I guess.
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["Careful" by Lucky Daye
plays over speakers]
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[no other sounds audible]
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[speaking Spanish]
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[chuckles] Thanks.
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You don't know what I said.
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What are you talking about?
Yeah, I do.
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What did I say?
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You said I move like water.
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I didn't mean for you to
understand that.
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Well, maybe you should be
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a little more careful
what you say.
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Remember, I am from Florida.
[chuckles]
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[kisses]
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If I had known what this night
was going to be like...
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I would have gladly paid you
the 60 thousand.
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It wouldn't have
mattered anyway,
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I'm not gonna take your money.
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I'm not even gonna take
the six grand. [kisses]
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Who are you?
[slight chuckle]
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Um, I don't know.
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What do you mean?
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Come with me to London.
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What's in London?
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My life.
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Your life's in London?
I thought this was your house.
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This is a house,
but it's not the house.
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Max, I can't just
go to London.
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I got, like,
stuff here. I got--
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Like there's a whole mess.
I got a job.
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I can't just go to London.
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I'm gonna get you
a much better job in London.
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You're gonna get--
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No, well, I have a job
for you in mind.
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It's creative.
And all you have to do
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is come with me for a month
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and I will give you
your 60 thousand.
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Max, I can't just up and leave
my entire life here for you--
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Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
Listen. Listen.
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Not for a mon-- I can't.
Not for a whole month.
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You should come with me
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and then if it's out of your
comfort zone then you just--
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-I get to fucking slap you?
-You can fucking slap me.
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Let's go.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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[chuckles] I don't really
fuck with vegetables.
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How do you
have that body then?
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I don't know. Genetics.
Mom and Pops.
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How'd you get so rich?
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-Genetics, I guess.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah?
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No, Roger's family
is in media.
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Oh, that's cool.
Is that like TV and shit?
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It's more like
everything and shit.
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Right.
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So, um, I don't know.
What happened, with that?
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Marriage happened.
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[Mike] Mmm.
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Are you married?
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Am I married? Um, would it
be a problem if I was?
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No. This is
100 percent business.
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Right. You keep talking
about this "job."
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But you always leave out
what the actual job is.
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It's what you were meant
to be doing all along.
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Okay. I've made it
really clear though,
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I'm not--
I don't dance anymore.
254
00:16:57,282 --> 00:17:00,856
Then I can claim that I got
Magic Mike's Last Dance.
255
00:17:00,991 --> 00:17:03,526
[chuckles]
256
00:17:03,661 --> 00:17:06,022
So what else could you
possibly be paying me for?
257
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,365
We are not having sex.
258
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,204
Completely
out of the question.
259
00:17:13,706 --> 00:17:15,108
Why?
260
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,110
You know, Mike,
I actually think you have...
261
00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:21,608
other talents. And this is
what I'm invested in.
262
00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:23,908
Okay. But just, you know,
hear me out.
263
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:30,485
You've purchased me for
a month, um, let's just say...
264
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,955
you say, "Jump."
I say, "Which bed?"
265
00:17:33,091 --> 00:17:35,194
Look, last night was...
266
00:17:36,592 --> 00:17:40,591
kind of magical.
It was amazing.
267
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,302
So, let's not fuck that up.
268
00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:47,063
Okay?
269
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:49,239
Okay.
270
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,068
Uh, and no.
I'm not, by the way.
271
00:17:53,108 --> 00:17:54,171
What?
272
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,511
Married.
273
00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:03,281
Okay. Are you
in a relationship?
274
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,086
Mm-mm. No.
275
00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:06,456
Me and relationships
276
00:18:06,591 --> 00:18:08,491
don't have a tendency
to, uh, work out.
277
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,427
Yeah, I can understand that.
278
00:18:13,562 --> 00:18:15,496
-To freedom.
-To freedom.
279
00:18:15,631 --> 00:18:18,001
[upbeat
instrumental music plays]
280
00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:20,173
[no other sounds audible]
281
00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:05,185
Now, sir, the brown hamper
is for dry cleaning
282
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,844
and the beige hamper
is for regular laundry.
283
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:10,518
Uh, I'm probably
not gonna have
284
00:19:10,653 --> 00:19:11,847
any dry cleaning and I,
by the way
285
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:13,224
I can do my own clothes, man.
286
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,590
Just show me
where the machines are.
287
00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:16,757
Ms. Mendoza would
never allow that, sir.
288
00:19:16,893 --> 00:19:18,595
Aw, man, you can call me Mike.
It's all good.
289
00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:21,465
As you wish, sir. The loo
is through this door here.
290
00:19:22,332 --> 00:19:25,128
Uh, the toilet, sir.
291
00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:26,466
[slight chuckle] Right.
Do you have any idea
292
00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:28,039
what the fuck I'm doing here?
293
00:19:28,174 --> 00:19:30,668
Uh, regrettably... no, sir.
294
00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:31,935
Yeah, but you wouldn't tell me
295
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,444
even if you did know,
would you?
296
00:19:33,579 --> 00:19:36,082
I would be lying
if I said I wasn't lying, sir.
297
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,310
[chuckles] Right.
It's Mike, man.
298
00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:38,912
Just call me Mike.
299
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,350
Well, "Mike," Ms. Mendoza
does love a good surprise.
300
00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:45,291
I'll collect you at half past.
301
00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:47,887
Collect me at half past
for the surprise. Cool.
302
00:19:49,358 --> 00:19:52,859
[cell phone rings]
303
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,060
[sighs] Shit.
304
00:20:00,707 --> 00:20:02,274
[Max] I never like
to give credit to Victor
305
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,938
because he becomes
unbearable...
306
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,506
but I wouldn't own the place
that we're going to
307
00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:09,038
if he hadn't convinced me
308
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,015
to fight for it
in the settlement.
309
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:12,351
Her only other option
310
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:15,478
was a sand and gravel pit
in High Wycombe.
311
00:20:15,613 --> 00:20:20,388
And the only value I saw in it
was that my mother-in-law...
312
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,952
didn't want to give it away.
313
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,397
But now,
I have found its purpose.
314
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,226
What's my purpose there?
If we're going there.
315
00:20:31,035 --> 00:20:33,172
Well...
316
00:20:33,308 --> 00:20:35,174
just pretend
that today is Christmas
317
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,743
and you're about to open
your presents.
318
00:20:37,878 --> 00:20:39,242
[chuckles] Okay.
319
00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:42,040
As a matter of fact, Victor,
320
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,914
I think we should stop
at Liberty's first.
321
00:20:44,049 --> 00:20:45,049
Don't you think?
322
00:20:45,184 --> 00:20:46,811
I would let Harj know,
323
00:20:46,947 --> 00:20:48,347
so that he can
mentally prepare.
324
00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:49,850
Good idea.
325
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,021
What's a Harj?
326
00:20:52,157 --> 00:20:53,150
[Max chuckles]
327
00:21:02,265 --> 00:21:03,663
Hello, Harj.
328
00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:06,834
Good afternoon,
Madame Rattigan!
329
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:09,468
Don't you "madame" me
and it's Mendoza now.
330
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,311
[speaking French]
331
00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:14,774
[in English] So where's
"the big tear-down"?
332
00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:17,377
[laughs] What--
This does not cost that.
333
00:21:17,513 --> 00:21:18,945
What is this in dollars?
334
00:21:19,081 --> 00:21:20,452
Do you like--
What, do you drop a zero or...
335
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,645
So cute.
336
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:23,785
[Harj sighs]
337
00:21:25,389 --> 00:21:27,327
[inaudible dialogue]
338
00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:31,526
Do you know what Victor does?
339
00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:33,162
[Mike] So you own this place?
340
00:21:33,297 --> 00:21:34,962
[Max] I do now.
341
00:21:35,097 --> 00:21:38,037
When this very same play
opened in 2004,
342
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,970
the owner of the theater
343
00:21:40,105 --> 00:21:43,270
fell madly in love with this
horribly insecure actress.
344
00:21:43,406 --> 00:21:45,476
And so...
345
00:21:45,612 --> 00:21:48,071
here's where my love story
with Roger began
346
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:50,174
and here is where
it's going to end.
347
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,078
He must have loved
your performance.
348
00:21:54,384 --> 00:21:55,854
I had three lines.
349
00:21:55,989 --> 00:21:56,983
[Mike chuckles]
350
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,062
Well, you certainly
look the part.
351
00:22:05,197 --> 00:22:08,160
So relax, have fun
352
00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:10,830
and I promise there won't be
any more surprises,
353
00:22:10,966 --> 00:22:12,035
but you're gonna like
this one.
354
00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:13,136
You swear?
355
00:22:13,272 --> 00:22:14,366
[footsteps approaching]
356
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:15,802
Deal.
357
00:22:15,938 --> 00:22:18,002
Miss Mendoza!
Right on time as usual.
358
00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:19,835
Stop it, Woody.
I'm half an hour late.
359
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:21,606
As usual. Is this, uh--
360
00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:23,174
Yeah, Mike, meet Woody,
361
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,045
the best stage manager
in all of London.
362
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,717
Easy. I'm just here to serve
your vision, gov.
363
00:22:28,846 --> 00:22:30,551
My vision?
364
00:22:30,687 --> 00:22:34,427
Mm-hmm. Your vision. Let's go.
365
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:37,254
Oh, fuck.
366
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:38,556
[director and actors
talking indistinctly]
367
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,795
Voilà.
368
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,559
Wow.
369
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:42,897
Right on time.
370
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,137
[Matthew] Listen, I-- Hugh,
371
00:22:51,273 --> 00:22:54,304
are we actually going again
because I'm not sure.
372
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,743
But if you go back
to the start of the scene
373
00:22:55,878 --> 00:22:57,041
please just go
to the top of the scene
374
00:22:57,177 --> 00:22:58,383
and imbue it
with a little more--
375
00:22:58,519 --> 00:22:59,512
[Mike] So what's this
shit about?
376
00:22:59,647 --> 00:23:01,013
It's the same old
377
00:23:01,149 --> 00:23:03,117
will-she-marry-for-love
or-money bullshit.
378
00:23:03,253 --> 00:23:05,049
Hmm.
379
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,057
So, what does she pick?
Love or money?
380
00:23:07,192 --> 00:23:08,654
Who cares?
381
00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:10,661
The real question is:
382
00:23:10,796 --> 00:23:12,498
why does she feel like
she has to choose?
383
00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:13,965
[Matthew] I think
I've run out of words.
384
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,366
Hell yeah.
385
00:23:15,502 --> 00:23:16,765
Well, this is your joint,
right?
386
00:23:16,901 --> 00:23:18,127
Why don't you just
give them that note?
387
00:23:18,262 --> 00:23:19,237
[Isabel Ascendant actor]
Show me,
388
00:23:19,372 --> 00:23:20,704
have you got the script or--
389
00:23:20,839 --> 00:23:21,738
[Matthew] Jessica,
do you have a script?
390
00:23:24,405 --> 00:23:25,604
[Isabel Ascendant director]
Oh, this is a jolly good
391
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:26,808
waste of time, isn't it?
392
00:23:26,943 --> 00:23:28,776
Bravo! [clapping]
Bravo, everybody.
393
00:23:28,911 --> 00:23:31,284
Absolutely flawless,
thank you.
394
00:23:31,419 --> 00:23:32,946
Excuse me?
Who the fuck is talking?
395
00:23:33,081 --> 00:23:36,113
Oh. Maxandra.
My sincere apologies.
396
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,124
I couldn't see you
in the light.
397
00:23:38,259 --> 00:23:40,152
Nice to see you again, uh...
398
00:23:41,261 --> 00:23:43,152
-Matthew.
-Right.
399
00:23:43,287 --> 00:23:45,627
-The director.
-Of course.
400
00:23:45,762 --> 00:23:47,332
To what
do we owe the pleasure?
401
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,901
I'm here to make
an announcement.
402
00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:51,597
Oh! Oh. Tell me.
403
00:23:51,733 --> 00:23:53,033
Well, if I only told you
404
00:23:53,168 --> 00:23:55,264
it wouldn't be
an announcement, would it?
405
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,300
I suppose not.
Um, attention, everyone!
406
00:23:58,436 --> 00:24:00,608
Gang,
this is Maxandra Rattigan.
407
00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,106
The wife of our owner and--
408
00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:05,418
Actually,
it's Maxandra Mendoza
409
00:24:05,553 --> 00:24:07,949
and I'm the legal owner
of this theater.
410
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:13,292
I am here
to give you all notice
411
00:24:13,428 --> 00:24:15,825
Isabel Ascendant is closed...
412
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:18,294
effective immediately.
413
00:24:18,430 --> 00:24:19,530
On what fucking grounds?
414
00:24:19,665 --> 00:24:21,161
We are at capacity
every night!
415
00:24:21,296 --> 00:24:25,633
Relax. It's only a four-week
course correction.
416
00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:30,074
An evolution. A revelation!
417
00:24:30,209 --> 00:24:31,637
[slight chuckle]
418
00:24:31,773 --> 00:24:34,144
And no one is fired.
419
00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:35,542
[sighs] Christ.
420
00:24:35,677 --> 00:24:37,517
Except for, um...
421
00:24:39,343 --> 00:24:41,746
-Matthew.
-Matthew. Yes.
422
00:24:41,882 --> 00:24:44,180
Matthew will be replaced
423
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,887
by a brilliant
new choreographer
424
00:24:47,023 --> 00:24:50,154
that I recently
discovered in Miami.
425
00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:53,291
His artistry
made me feel, uh...
426
00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:59,198
[slight chuckle] There are
no words. It's just...
427
00:25:00,073 --> 00:25:01,068
ecstasy.
428
00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:04,071
And in exactly one month,
429
00:25:04,206 --> 00:25:08,405
I want every woman that
walks into this theater
430
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:11,778
to feel the same kind
of ecstasy that I did.
431
00:25:11,913 --> 00:25:16,419
To transcend. To break free.
432
00:25:16,555 --> 00:25:18,281
So, without further ado...
433
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:22,218
I give you
the visionary artist...
434
00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:26,093
that inspired me
so profoundly
435
00:25:26,229 --> 00:25:29,024
and that will take us
to the promised land.
436
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,203
Ladies and gentlemen...
437
00:25:31,338 --> 00:25:33,738
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
438
00:25:34,537 --> 00:25:35,938
[applause]
439
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,574
'Sup?
440
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:48,454
[Max] The look on Roger's face
when he sees this!
441
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:51,380
It's worth every pound,
every shilling.
442
00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:52,622
No. Yeah.
You could've given me
443
00:25:52,757 --> 00:25:54,251
just a little
heads-up before
444
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:55,725
you threw me
to the wolves in there!
445
00:25:55,861 --> 00:25:57,086
You would've been
in your head,
446
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,420
over-thinking everything.
447
00:25:58,556 --> 00:25:59,659
It was better
than not thinking
448
00:25:59,795 --> 00:26:00,895
anything at all. Like--
449
00:26:01,031 --> 00:26:02,633
And what are you
so excited about?
450
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,097
Like every single person
in there quit!
451
00:26:04,233 --> 00:26:07,096
We don't need actors,
we need dancers.
452
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,135
Plus, by not firing them,
453
00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:11,609
we saved thousands
on labor-union fees.
454
00:26:11,745 --> 00:26:13,844
-[Mike laughs]
-More money for you.
455
00:26:13,979 --> 00:26:17,439
Yeah, but-- Okay. I--
Look, no offense...
456
00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:18,913
but there's got to be
easier ways
457
00:26:19,049 --> 00:26:20,643
to get back
at your husband for...
458
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,988
I don't know, whatever,
than putting on a strip show.
459
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:26,789
Oh, I'm not a scorned woman,
and this is not a strip show.
460
00:26:26,925 --> 00:26:29,187
We are bringing
the tsunami to London!
461
00:26:29,323 --> 00:26:31,153
[chuckles] Okay.
All right. This--
462
00:26:31,288 --> 00:26:32,355
And I'm down for that.
463
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,531
I just think that
you haven't--
464
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:35,158
Can't you see?
People are numb,
465
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:37,501
disconnected, desensitized.
466
00:26:37,636 --> 00:26:39,629
We're going to wake them up
467
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:43,003
with a wave of passion
they've never felt before.
468
00:26:43,139 --> 00:26:45,773
Okay, I just--
There's one little thing
469
00:26:45,909 --> 00:26:47,307
that I think you're forgetting
470
00:26:47,443 --> 00:26:49,548
is that I don't know shit
about directing theater.
471
00:26:49,684 --> 00:26:51,381
-And that's why you have me!
-What?
472
00:26:51,517 --> 00:26:53,148
It will be a historical,
473
00:26:53,284 --> 00:26:56,687
one-night collaboration
between the stage, and the...
474
00:26:56,822 --> 00:26:58,657
-The thongs?
-Eh, I don't know.
475
00:26:58,793 --> 00:27:00,721
-Exactly. That's what--
-Who the hell are you?
476
00:27:00,857 --> 00:27:02,153
I don't know. Who are you?
477
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,628
Zadie,
what are you doing here?
478
00:27:04,763 --> 00:27:06,488
Um, this is my daughter,
Zadie.
479
00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:09,458
Oh, shit. Hi.
Nice to meet you!
480
00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:11,963
-We had a meeting, Maxandra.
-Yeah.
481
00:27:12,099 --> 00:27:14,606
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
482
00:27:14,742 --> 00:27:16,737
I completely
lost track of time.
483
00:27:16,873 --> 00:27:18,808
Completely. I'm so sorry.
484
00:27:18,944 --> 00:27:20,302
I can see that.
I'm more interested
485
00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:22,814
in why you lost track of time.
486
00:27:22,949 --> 00:27:25,983
Well, um, I've been
handling some business
487
00:27:26,118 --> 00:27:28,015
with the new director
of Isabel Ascendant.
488
00:27:28,151 --> 00:27:29,547
-[Mike] Mm-hmm.
-Michael Jeffrey Lane.
489
00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:32,390
Ah, yeah. That's not my name.
But-- It's just--
490
00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:33,658
But it's got gravitas.
491
00:27:33,793 --> 00:27:35,185
Yeah, it's just--
It's Mike Lane.
492
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,385
But you do need a stage name.
493
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,731
-Are you two hooking up?
-Zadie!
494
00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,327
Well, I-- What's funny
about that is, uh...
495
00:27:40,462 --> 00:27:42,499
your mom actually
is paying me to not hook up.
496
00:27:42,634 --> 00:27:45,329
We are not hooking up.
497
00:27:45,465 --> 00:27:48,035
But he will be
staying at the house
498
00:27:48,171 --> 00:27:50,109
just until he gets settled.
Okay?
499
00:27:50,244 --> 00:27:51,834
How convenient.
500
00:27:51,969 --> 00:27:53,775
Tell me, Mike, what do you
plan to do with Act Three?
501
00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:56,741
Yeah, we're gonna have one.
502
00:27:56,876 --> 00:28:00,746
I was pl-- I was, uh, planning
on doing Act Three like a--
503
00:28:00,881 --> 00:28:02,249
Everybody knows
504
00:28:02,384 --> 00:28:04,016
Isabel Ascendant
has a wildly outdated,
505
00:28:04,152 --> 00:28:05,080
painfully misogynistic climax.
506
00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:06,283
[Mike] Mm-hmm.
507
00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:08,459
Exactly.
And that's why our take
508
00:28:08,595 --> 00:28:10,321
is going to be so exciting
509
00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:11,861
because they will be
expecting that
510
00:28:11,996 --> 00:28:13,689
and instead,
they're gonna see
511
00:28:13,824 --> 00:28:14,896
that a woman can have
whatever she wants,
512
00:28:15,032 --> 00:28:16,866
-whenever she wants it.
-Mm-hmm.
513
00:28:17,002 --> 00:28:19,102
Since when do you
believe that?
514
00:28:19,237 --> 00:28:21,138
Since Mike and I have
been exploring this theme.
515
00:28:21,274 --> 00:28:25,944
Yeah, your m-- Yeah, we've
been exploring those themes.
516
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,012
You're in another one
of your phases, aren't you?
517
00:28:29,148 --> 00:28:32,583
Baby, don't you have some
schoolwork to do?
518
00:28:32,718 --> 00:28:34,985
Uh, what's the phases thing?
519
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,580
Every few years
she starts a big new project.
520
00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:39,921
Sometimes it's a charity,
a documentary,
521
00:28:40,056 --> 00:28:41,761
-a new best friend.
-Right.
522
00:28:41,896 --> 00:28:44,062
Each time it's like
she's a new person.
523
00:28:44,198 --> 00:28:45,431
So what?
524
00:28:45,566 --> 00:28:47,424
Sue me for exploring myself
525
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,430
and my contributions
to the world!
526
00:28:50,565 --> 00:28:52,636
But your contributions
never see the light of day.
527
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,400
There's always some obstacle.
528
00:28:54,535 --> 00:28:56,006
We call her
The Queen of the First Act.
529
00:28:56,141 --> 00:28:58,070
Our therapist,
whom she stood up to be here,
530
00:28:58,205 --> 00:28:59,770
says she tries on these new
531
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,975
personas as a way from running
from the guilt about--
532
00:29:02,111 --> 00:29:03,582
I already said how sorry I am
533
00:29:03,717 --> 00:29:04,913
about missing
that appointment
534
00:29:05,049 --> 00:29:07,176
and I am going
to reschedule it.
535
00:29:07,311 --> 00:29:08,953
[speaking French]
536
00:29:14,890 --> 00:29:17,291
[speaking French]
537
00:29:19,026 --> 00:29:23,594
[speaking French]
538
00:29:24,328 --> 00:29:27,904
[speaking French]
539
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,106
Uh, you know,
pardon my French,
540
00:29:30,241 --> 00:29:32,837
but, uh, y'all are being
rude as fuck. [chuckles]
541
00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:33,972
Sorry.
542
00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:37,211
[speaking French]
543
00:29:37,347 --> 00:29:40,342
-Pleasure, Zadie.
-Zadie, wait, don't go.
544
00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:43,152
You want some cake? Baby.
545
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:48,454
What's going on?
546
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:55,834
[Roger] No, I didn't know
until you sent it.
547
00:29:55,970 --> 00:29:57,694
Well, technically,
she does have the right.
548
00:29:59,732 --> 00:30:02,699
I have no idea.
Maybe Zadie will tell me.
549
00:30:04,909 --> 00:30:06,472
Change the agreement how?
550
00:30:08,142 --> 00:30:09,880
Mother-- Mother, I think
551
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,080
you should pursue this
on your own.
552
00:30:12,216 --> 00:30:13,882
I can't get dragged
into a fight.
553
00:30:14,018 --> 00:30:15,646
Not about this,
not right now.
554
00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:17,880
[Mike] Yo!
555
00:30:18,016 --> 00:30:21,183
[Tito] Holy shit! Naysayers,
we have proof of life!
556
00:30:21,318 --> 00:30:22,719
All right.
557
00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:25,493
What's up, man?
I know, look, I know. I-I--
558
00:30:25,629 --> 00:30:28,027
And I'm sorry, okay, I know
I've been ducking you all.
559
00:30:28,163 --> 00:30:29,933
Uh, I apologize. I just--
560
00:30:30,069 --> 00:30:32,165
It's a long story,
but I'm in London
561
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,464
and I just want you guys
to know
562
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,804
I'm gonna be able
to pay you back,
563
00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:36,408
I just need a few weeks. Okay?
564
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,810
Oh, come on, man!
565
00:30:37,945 --> 00:30:39,507
How many times
do we have to tell you
566
00:30:39,642 --> 00:30:42,613
you don't need to pay us back!
It was an investment.
567
00:30:42,749 --> 00:30:44,014
I know. I know. But I'm--
568
00:30:44,149 --> 00:30:45,411
As many times
as you guys say that,
569
00:30:45,547 --> 00:30:46,576
I'm not just gonna burn
my friends' money
570
00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:48,252
and not care. All right?
I don't--
571
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:51,988
No. Money is water, Mike.
It flows in both directions.
572
00:30:52,123 --> 00:30:53,916
That's a good point,
but still.
573
00:30:54,051 --> 00:30:57,562
You-- Yeah, hold up.
You buried the lede here.
574
00:30:57,697 --> 00:31:00,032
Why are you in London?
575
00:31:00,167 --> 00:31:03,330
I don't know, short story
is that... [chuckles]
576
00:31:03,466 --> 00:31:07,233
I was bartending at, uh,
this charity event
577
00:31:07,369 --> 00:31:08,699
and then
at the end of the night
578
00:31:08,835 --> 00:31:10,767
I ended up giving
this rich lady a lap dance
579
00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:12,543
and now I'm living
in her house in London
580
00:31:12,679 --> 00:31:14,045
and gonna put on a show
581
00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:16,448
at this famous theater
that she owns. So, yeah.
582
00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:18,676
Cool. Hey, sex work
583
00:31:18,811 --> 00:31:20,676
is nothing to be
embarrassed about, Mikey.
584
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,917
Especially when
it's the live-in kind.
585
00:31:23,053 --> 00:31:25,383
Hey, look, thanks, Tarzan.
586
00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:26,616
Look, I basically
am just saying
587
00:31:26,751 --> 00:31:27,922
though I'm gonna
have your money...
588
00:31:28,058 --> 00:31:29,961
I don't exactly know, uh,
589
00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:32,523
what I said yes to
so I hope it works out.
590
00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:35,198
Mikey, Mikey,
this is great news.
591
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,294
I was looking
at your chart last night...
592
00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:38,561
you know you're in a once-
593
00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:41,734
in-33-year Jupiter cycle,
right?
594
00:31:41,870 --> 00:31:45,935
I-- No, I didn't, but that
explains a lot I guess. Yeah.
595
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,910
Yeah, it does, so whatever
existential confusion
596
00:31:49,046 --> 00:31:50,042
you're feeling right now,
597
00:31:50,178 --> 00:31:51,777
it's an initiation.
598
00:31:51,913 --> 00:31:55,086
It's wiping the slate clean
for you to self-actualize.
599
00:31:55,221 --> 00:31:58,682
Uh, I'm just trying
to survive to be honest.
600
00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:01,355
Surviving?
Bro, you are a gig worker.
601
00:32:01,491 --> 00:32:03,722
Magic Mike's coming back
to the main stage.
602
00:32:03,857 --> 00:32:05,563
I-- But that's the thing
I'm not even dancing though.
603
00:32:05,699 --> 00:32:06,898
I'm putting on the show.
604
00:32:07,034 --> 00:32:08,891
I guess I'm directing
or whatever.
605
00:32:09,026 --> 00:32:10,898
I mean, it's--
I'm only here for a month,
606
00:32:11,034 --> 00:32:12,532
it's for one show only,
607
00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:15,205
to basically get back
at her ex or something.
608
00:32:15,341 --> 00:32:17,601
I don't know. It's totally
bonkers over here.
609
00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:19,803
Who gives a shit, man?
She's rich.
610
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:24,344
Trust me. Do not leave
that situation. Okay?
611
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,509
Look at me,
I'm basically a freaking
612
00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:28,516
glorified dog walker. Okay?
613
00:32:28,651 --> 00:32:31,215
You just need to make sure
she doesn't wake up,
614
00:32:31,351 --> 00:32:32,657
and all of a sudden
615
00:32:32,793 --> 00:32:34,291
want you out of the house,
616
00:32:34,426 --> 00:32:37,863
which I have tips on
by the way if you want them.
617
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,424
Okay. I-I--
We don't have dogs here
618
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,024
so maybe that's a good idea.
619
00:32:42,159 --> 00:32:45,702
I feel it. I feel it
in my solar plexus, brother.
620
00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:48,004
This is your dharma.
621
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,367
-Just stay in the flow.
-Victor?
622
00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:52,001
What are you doing there?
623
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,645
Oh, you know, waiting
for passing fucking trade.
624
00:32:54,781 --> 00:32:56,981
He's on a private call.
625
00:32:57,117 --> 00:32:59,145
Since when has that
stopped you?
626
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:00,848
Oh, boys, I miss you.
627
00:33:00,983 --> 00:33:02,148
[Mike chuckles]
628
00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:03,884
-Are you decent?
-Yep.
629
00:33:04,019 --> 00:33:05,053
Is that her?
630
00:33:05,189 --> 00:33:06,619
Are we interrupting something?
631
00:33:06,754 --> 00:33:09,554
No, I was just, uh,
looking for some ideas.
632
00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:12,689
Oh, I've been
"scouting" myself.
633
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,324
And come take a look at
what I found.
634
00:33:15,459 --> 00:33:16,927
[Mike chuckles]
635
00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:17,898
["The Journey" by Jack Rayner
plays on computer]
636
00:33:18,034 --> 00:33:19,038
Look at that.
637
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,040
Isn't he magnificent?
638
00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:29,180
[Mike] Hmm.
639
00:33:31,351 --> 00:33:34,377
He has such an innate
elegance and intelligence
640
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,248
to the way he moves.
641
00:33:36,384 --> 00:33:37,682
And then at the same time
642
00:33:37,818 --> 00:33:40,483
there's this savage thing,
you know...
643
00:33:40,618 --> 00:33:43,485
like a primal animal.
644
00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:46,956
[sighs] Just incredible.
645
00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:49,197
I think this is what we need
for the show.
646
00:33:49,332 --> 00:33:51,565
Trained dancers,
not strippers.
647
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,530
Yeah, but, I mean,
as the director,
648
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:57,934
I-I-I promise you...
649
00:33:58,069 --> 00:34:00,002
I know exactly what
we're looking for. Yeah.
650
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,813
I love the way
you just did that.
651
00:34:04,948 --> 00:34:05,914
[chuckles] What?
652
00:34:06,049 --> 00:34:07,350
"As the director."
653
00:34:08,983 --> 00:34:11,949
You're really owning
that place. You know?
654
00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:14,359
[slight chuckle]
It comes to you so naturally.
655
00:34:14,495 --> 00:34:15,852
Mm-hmm.
656
00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:18,760
I can tell that you already
have a vision.
657
00:34:18,895 --> 00:34:22,631
And I'm sure that you agree
that this would be fantastic.
658
00:34:22,767 --> 00:34:24,763
-[Mike] Yeah, he's great.
-For the show, I mean.
659
00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:26,102
[Mike] Yeah. Yeah, really.
I mean, he's--
660
00:34:26,237 --> 00:34:28,499
[Max] Antonio is what we need.
661
00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:30,239
Uh, he's great. Like I said,
662
00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:32,911
he's just--
But he's also in Italy.
663
00:34:33,046 --> 00:34:35,279
-Roma.
-Roma, see, I can't--
664
00:34:35,414 --> 00:34:37,314
I don't have time
to go find him in Roma
665
00:34:37,449 --> 00:34:38,810
and then bring him
all the way back here.
666
00:34:38,945 --> 00:34:40,778
Oh, no. That would be
out of the question.
667
00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:43,419
But that's why you have
a genius producer!
668
00:34:45,057 --> 00:34:46,717
He's arriving on Thursday.
669
00:34:46,853 --> 00:34:49,623
If you approve.
Creatively, I mean.
670
00:34:52,828 --> 00:34:56,999
Yeah, look, if you want him,
um, sure. I-I-I approve.
671
00:34:57,134 --> 00:34:58,097
Creatively, of course.
672
00:34:58,232 --> 00:34:59,765
I'm so excited!
673
00:35:01,136 --> 00:35:02,334
Are you excited?
674
00:35:02,470 --> 00:35:05,001
Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I am.
675
00:35:06,110 --> 00:35:07,443
You don't sound excited.
676
00:35:07,578 --> 00:35:09,410
I'm very, very, very excited.
I promise.
677
00:35:09,545 --> 00:35:10,816
Oh, man, me,
I don't even think
678
00:35:10,951 --> 00:35:12,514
I am gonna be able to sleep.
679
00:35:13,147 --> 00:35:14,153
No?
680
00:35:21,189 --> 00:35:22,293
Good night.
681
00:35:25,293 --> 00:35:26,531
Sweet dreams.
682
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,661
Okay.
683
00:35:29,369 --> 00:35:31,667
Wait, wait,
where are you going? Hey.
684
00:35:31,803 --> 00:35:33,831
To bed?
685
00:35:33,966 --> 00:35:35,867
We got like 10
other dancers to find.
686
00:35:36,002 --> 00:35:39,541
And that's why we have Renata.
Good night.
687
00:35:44,651 --> 00:35:47,546
[sighs]
688
00:35:47,681 --> 00:35:48,945
[Renata] Per your instructions
689
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,255
I've assembled
the top-tier of talent
690
00:35:52,391 --> 00:35:54,917
across multiple
movement disciplines.
691
00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:58,724
And they're all
very eager to please...
692
00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:02,561
and quite athletic,
as you requested.
693
00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:05,567
Excellent work
as usual, Renata.
694
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,402
["Spoiler" by Baloji plays]
695
00:36:10,538 --> 00:36:12,739
[no other sounds audible]
696
00:39:19,893 --> 00:39:21,191
[Zadie] She couldn't explain
697
00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:22,764
the full extent
of her feelings...
698
00:39:22,899 --> 00:39:24,202
but Max knew
that she had crossed
699
00:39:24,337 --> 00:39:26,236
some kind of strange Rubicon.
700
00:39:26,372 --> 00:39:27,603
She was desperate to know
701
00:39:27,738 --> 00:39:29,434
more about
why she felt this way,
702
00:39:29,569 --> 00:39:33,710
so she purchased a litany of
books on the history of dance.
703
00:39:33,845 --> 00:39:37,042
For Mike, The Rattigan
had no symbolic weight,
704
00:39:37,178 --> 00:39:39,975
it was simply
where he had to work.
705
00:39:40,110 --> 00:39:41,952
And he reminded himself,
706
00:39:42,087 --> 00:39:45,283
in order to finish something,
you have to make a start.
707
00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:48,923
For Maxandra, The Rattigan
had been transformed.
708
00:39:49,058 --> 00:39:51,922
It went from existing
only in the past
709
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:54,025
to being a source of renewal.
710
00:39:54,161 --> 00:39:56,467
-[Max] Hello, hello, hello.
-Hey! Hey!
711
00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:59,465
Are you ready to transform
theater forever?
712
00:39:59,601 --> 00:40:00,598
[yells of agreement]
713
00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:01,836
-Whoo!
-Yeah.
714
00:40:04,908 --> 00:40:06,439
[Mike] All right.
Calm down, calm down.
715
00:40:06,575 --> 00:40:08,074
We ain't done shit yet.
716
00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,609
All right, you guys have
all the talent in the world.
717
00:40:10,745 --> 00:40:12,075
Ain't no questioning that.
718
00:40:12,211 --> 00:40:13,615
Each and every
single person here
719
00:40:13,751 --> 00:40:14,977
was hand selected
because they bring
720
00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:16,277
something unique to the table
721
00:40:16,413 --> 00:40:17,412
that we ain't
never seen before.
722
00:40:18,222 --> 00:40:19,586
All right?
723
00:40:19,722 --> 00:40:21,389
But I have a question for you.
724
00:40:21,525 --> 00:40:22,889
Who here, by show of hands
725
00:40:23,025 --> 00:40:24,393
has stood in front
of a thousand women
726
00:40:24,529 --> 00:40:25,629
and had to get butt-ass naked?
727
00:40:30,101 --> 00:40:31,697
Exactly.
728
00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:33,198
You want to find out how fast
729
00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:35,502
a group of sweet,
nurturing moms can make you
730
00:40:35,638 --> 00:40:37,367
just go running, cowering
731
00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:39,474
into a dark corner,
wishing you were never born?
732
00:40:39,609 --> 00:40:41,104
I promise you it can happen.
733
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,511
I've seen it.
And it can happen
734
00:40:42,646 --> 00:40:43,977
[snaps fingers]
just like that.
735
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,976
Now I can't believe I'm about
to say these words out loud,
736
00:40:48,111 --> 00:40:49,283
but we got one month.
737
00:40:49,418 --> 00:40:50,683
[Max] Oh, yeah.
738
00:40:50,819 --> 00:40:52,753
We got one month to turn y'all
739
00:40:52,889 --> 00:40:54,185
into the greatest
group of strippers
740
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,159
that has ever been assembled
on planet Earth.
741
00:40:57,294 --> 00:40:58,695
And to do that,
742
00:40:58,831 --> 00:41:00,158
you boys got to be ready
to get your hands dirty
743
00:41:00,293 --> 00:41:02,131
your noses wet, and them
nuts chafed as shit.
744
00:41:02,267 --> 00:41:03,568
[all chuckle]
745
00:41:03,703 --> 00:41:06,331
And look, if,
if we do our jobs right...
746
00:41:06,467 --> 00:41:09,030
you're gonna have a whole
other problem on your hands.
747
00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:10,707
You're gonna have to learn
748
00:41:10,842 --> 00:41:13,044
to protect yourself
in a zombie apocalypse
749
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:14,678
of repressed desire.
750
00:41:15,676 --> 00:41:16,643
Any questions?
751
00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:17,780
[Hannah] I have a question.
752
00:41:20,115 --> 00:41:22,278
Can you, you know,
fuck a zombie to death?
753
00:41:22,414 --> 00:41:24,120
Or is it still a kill shot
to the head?
754
00:41:24,255 --> 00:41:25,357
[Mike chuckles]
755
00:41:25,492 --> 00:41:27,316
Excuse me,
what are you doing here?
756
00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:29,790
I mean, you didn't
technically fire me,
757
00:41:29,926 --> 00:41:35,061
so I'm still drawing out
that salary.
758
00:41:35,196 --> 00:41:38,730
Oh, I'm sorry. I should
have been more clear.
759
00:41:38,866 --> 00:41:40,032
You're still getting paid,
760
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,101
but we no longer
need your services.
761
00:41:44,141 --> 00:41:45,766
I shouldn't have gotten
my hopes up. [slight chuckle]
762
00:41:45,902 --> 00:41:49,713
I was just really inspired
by our new director's vision.
763
00:41:50,944 --> 00:41:52,710
What-- Um, what did I say?
764
00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:54,475
He didn't say anything.
765
00:41:54,611 --> 00:41:57,754
It's not what you said.
It's who you are.
766
00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:01,021
Do you have any idea
of how long
767
00:42:01,157 --> 00:42:03,085
I've been dreaming
of someone to walk through
768
00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:05,521
that door with a flame thrower
769
00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:09,027
and burn this whole
fucking shit to the ground?
770
00:42:09,163 --> 00:42:11,366
I can't stand
playing Lady Isabel.
771
00:42:11,502 --> 00:42:13,201
For the last six months,
772
00:42:13,336 --> 00:42:17,070
I've wanted to choke the life
out of that entitled prude.
773
00:42:17,205 --> 00:42:20,177
I mean, get a grip, woman.
Jesus Christ.
774
00:42:20,312 --> 00:42:22,039
Like you're rich,
775
00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:23,744
send a fucking
carriage to town,
776
00:42:23,879 --> 00:42:25,914
buy up
every able-bodied man...
777
00:42:26,049 --> 00:42:28,343
soldier, sailor
instead of wasting your time
778
00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:29,950
worrying about
which boring old sod
779
00:42:30,086 --> 00:42:31,386
you're going
to sign your life away to
780
00:42:31,521 --> 00:42:32,754
and have a lovely
781
00:42:32,890 --> 00:42:36,551
half-decent shag
with every last one! I--
782
00:42:42,233 --> 00:42:46,297
But it's a really good job,
it's so stable, and, um...
783
00:42:47,574 --> 00:42:49,636
so usually
I don't say all of that.
784
00:42:49,771 --> 00:42:51,872
Well, that was poetic.
785
00:42:52,008 --> 00:42:54,304
You're definitely
our audience.
786
00:42:54,439 --> 00:42:56,245
Woody, make sure
she gets an invitation.
787
00:42:56,380 --> 00:42:58,943
Hey, we're still calling this
Isabel Ascendant , right?
788
00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:00,244
Yeah, but that's just a trick
789
00:43:00,379 --> 00:43:01,618
to get the audience
into the theater
790
00:43:01,754 --> 00:43:02,716
so then we can give them
something else.
791
00:43:02,852 --> 00:43:04,283
Right, but if, what if we use
792
00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:06,417
the actual old opening
to Isabel Ascendant?
793
00:43:06,553 --> 00:43:08,918
I mean, it could be a really
big surprise actually.
794
00:43:09,054 --> 00:43:10,492
And if I'm honest...
795
00:43:10,628 --> 00:43:11,925
if you want to make a show
796
00:43:12,061 --> 00:43:13,456
about women
getting what they want,
797
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:14,829
wouldn't it be
a little fucking chauvinistic
798
00:43:14,965 --> 00:43:16,127
to not have
a female lead in it?
799
00:43:16,263 --> 00:43:17,198
Are you calling me
chauvinistic?
800
00:43:17,334 --> 00:43:18,469
No.
801
00:43:18,604 --> 00:43:19,767
Because
I'm the feminist here.
802
00:43:19,902 --> 00:43:20,833
-Right.
-I'm the flame-thrower.
803
00:43:20,969 --> 00:43:22,773
This whole thing was my idea.
804
00:43:24,370 --> 00:43:25,969
You heard her.
She's the flame-thrower.
805
00:43:26,105 --> 00:43:28,072
Uh, you're hired as Isabel
806
00:43:28,207 --> 00:43:29,404
because you were
already hired.
807
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,478
[squeals] Oh.
Go-- I am thrilled!
808
00:43:30,614 --> 00:43:32,013
Thank you both so much.
809
00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:37,280
Will you be dancing in it?
810
00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:40,388
Uh, no. Just, uh, directing.
Right?
811
00:43:40,523 --> 00:43:43,695
Aw, shame.
812
00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:47,895
Well now that we have
a leading lady again
813
00:43:48,031 --> 00:43:49,832
maybe the director
should walk us
814
00:43:49,967 --> 00:43:52,870
through the beats
of the first act.
815
00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:56,536
[clears throat] Yep.
Uh, first act, coming up.
816
00:43:56,672 --> 00:43:58,272
Enter Jackson,
817
00:43:58,407 --> 00:44:00,373
the low-class but sexy friend
of the husband. Line?
818
00:44:00,509 --> 00:44:02,478
Harold said you didn't want
to go to Calais this year.
819
00:44:02,613 --> 00:44:03,845
Is that still settled?
820
00:44:03,981 --> 00:44:05,773
-I'm sick to death of Calais.
-Theo?
821
00:44:05,909 --> 00:44:07,943
I won't hear of it.
You're going and that's that.
822
00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:09,645
Perfect. Hit it.
823
00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:10,880
["Ferrari" by Jack Rayner
plays over speakers]
824
00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:11,983
[Hannah giggles]
825
00:44:12,118 --> 00:44:14,252
Oh, come on. No. No. No, no.
826
00:44:14,388 --> 00:44:15,725
Come on, Mike. Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
827
00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:17,491
Hey. All right,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
828
00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:19,193
Stop. What's up?
829
00:44:19,328 --> 00:44:21,563
They can't just start dancing
on her out of nowhere.
830
00:44:21,699 --> 00:44:24,294
I mean, I'm down as fuck.
831
00:44:24,430 --> 00:44:25,565
Okay. Uh,
isn't that the point?
832
00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:26,668
No, no, no.
833
00:44:26,804 --> 00:44:28,331
You cannot interrupt the plot.
834
00:44:28,467 --> 00:44:30,067
If you want
a strong female lead
835
00:44:30,203 --> 00:44:31,532
she has to have an objective.
836
00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:33,174
At least we should know
what she wants.
837
00:44:33,309 --> 00:44:35,813
Okay. [sighs] What do you
think she wants then?
838
00:44:35,949 --> 00:44:39,779
I don't know. I know she
doesn't want this life.
839
00:44:39,915 --> 00:44:41,450
So she wants to run away?
840
00:44:41,585 --> 00:44:43,544
She can't do that.
841
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,121
Why?
She's a free person, right?
842
00:44:46,256 --> 00:44:49,527
She has a family.
There would be consequences.
843
00:44:49,662 --> 00:44:51,187
Right.
So it's about the money.
844
00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:52,730
Oh, that's the least of it.
845
00:44:52,866 --> 00:44:54,932
She would lose her friends,
opportunities.
846
00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:58,696
Her identity. Her whole world
would be torn apart.
847
00:44:58,832 --> 00:45:01,102
I don't know. It sounds to me
that she just needs to let go.
848
00:45:01,237 --> 00:45:03,401
-And some good dick!
-Maybe that as well.
849
00:45:03,536 --> 00:45:07,273
This show is not about
getting dick. Only.
850
00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:10,342
She needs to solve
her dilemma.
851
00:45:10,477 --> 00:45:12,775
It's not like some
magic unicorn is gonna
852
00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:15,479
come down and make all her
wildest fantasies come true.
853
00:45:17,049 --> 00:45:18,790
Uh, what was that?
854
00:45:22,518 --> 00:45:24,488
Could be not the worst idea.
855
00:45:26,332 --> 00:45:27,764
Oh, no way.
856
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:30,900
Hear me out.
Just-- What about--
857
00:45:31,036 --> 00:45:33,463
Where the fuck am I
gonna get a horse?
858
00:45:33,599 --> 00:45:35,299
What about a caballito?
Like a tiny one.
859
00:45:35,434 --> 00:45:36,798
I don't have caballito budget.
860
00:45:36,934 --> 00:45:38,642
Wait. What-- How-- Okay,
what if you don't see it?
861
00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:39,778
What if you don't
see the horse?
862
00:45:42,614 --> 00:45:44,244
No, that's not right.
863
00:45:46,483 --> 00:45:47,451
No.
864
00:45:47,587 --> 00:45:49,613
[Victor clears his throat]
865
00:45:49,748 --> 00:45:51,479
[sighs] How long have you
been standing there?
866
00:45:51,614 --> 00:45:54,650
-Long enough. May I?
-Yes.
867
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:00,588
So you've worked with Max
868
00:46:00,724 --> 00:46:02,663
and this Roger dude
a long time?
869
00:46:02,799 --> 00:46:05,000
All 18 wonderful years.
870
00:46:05,135 --> 00:46:06,769
Wow. So you must know
these friends
871
00:46:06,905 --> 00:46:07,998
that we're going
to see tonight.
872
00:46:08,134 --> 00:46:09,566
What are they like?
873
00:46:09,702 --> 00:46:12,239
Hmm. They like things
to stay the same, sir.
874
00:46:13,643 --> 00:46:15,639
All right.
875
00:46:15,774 --> 00:46:18,113
How do I look? And don't
give me any bullshit answer.
876
00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,215
You know something...
877
00:46:22,415 --> 00:46:24,482
they'd just laugh at you
in a tie.
878
00:46:29,727 --> 00:46:31,863
[footsteps approaching]
879
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,092
Holy shit.
880
00:46:35,228 --> 00:46:38,426
-What?
-You! That suit.
881
00:46:38,562 --> 00:46:40,696
You look incredibly expensive.
882
00:46:41,738 --> 00:46:43,699
You have no idea.
883
00:46:52,448 --> 00:46:54,513
[Zadie] One of the most
primal feelings
884
00:46:54,648 --> 00:46:57,845
human beings experience
is the desire to belong
885
00:46:57,980 --> 00:46:59,953
to feel connected
to other beings,
886
00:47:00,089 --> 00:47:01,957
and to be part of a tribe.
887
00:47:02,093 --> 00:47:04,028
In fact,
brain scans have shown
888
00:47:04,163 --> 00:47:06,526
that social rejection
creates virtually
889
00:47:06,661 --> 00:47:09,028
identical brain activity
as physical assault.
890
00:47:09,163 --> 00:47:10,893
Mike didn't know that...
891
00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:13,004
but he knew dancing could
bring people together.
892
00:47:13,139 --> 00:47:16,005
Even if some of those
people are snobs.
893
00:47:16,141 --> 00:47:18,437
And he knew
that Victor was right,
894
00:47:18,573 --> 00:47:20,208
they would have laughed
at him in a tie.
895
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:28,209
[Bill] And he says, "Now
that's how you wave a towel!"
896
00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:29,785
[group laughs]
897
00:47:29,921 --> 00:47:31,517
[jazz music plays on speakers]
898
00:47:31,652 --> 00:47:34,090
[Alice] Anyways, so, give us
the latest gossip, Max.
899
00:47:34,225 --> 00:47:37,257
-Yeah, go on.
-And don't hold back a lick.
900
00:47:37,392 --> 00:47:39,420
You know
I don't hold back my licks.
901
00:47:39,555 --> 00:47:41,525
-[group laughs]
-True.
902
00:47:41,661 --> 00:47:43,425
But there's nothing for me
to tell you.
903
00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:45,036
You already know everything...
904
00:47:45,171 --> 00:47:48,366
since you double agents
are all talking to Roger.
905
00:47:48,502 --> 00:47:49,597
-Oh, come on.
-That's not true.
906
00:47:49,733 --> 00:47:51,265
-That's not true.
-I'm offended.
907
00:47:51,401 --> 00:47:52,934
Last I heard,
908
00:47:53,070 --> 00:47:55,136
he had at least broken it off
with the girl. So...
909
00:47:55,271 --> 00:47:58,376
And so, she should just run
back to him then, should she?
910
00:47:58,512 --> 00:48:00,282
No, that's not
what I'm implying.
911
00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:02,017
I'm just-- You know,
it's something, isn't it?
912
00:48:02,153 --> 00:48:04,379
-It takes time, Bill.
-Of course.
913
00:48:04,514 --> 00:48:05,888
Or have you forgotten?
914
00:48:06,023 --> 00:48:07,752
Ooh, hello.
[slight chuckle]
915
00:48:07,888 --> 00:48:11,226
Thank you for your concern,
but you must know that...
916
00:48:12,692 --> 00:48:15,260
I'm the happiest
I've ever been in my life.
917
00:48:15,395 --> 00:48:16,633
Oh, that's really good
to hear.
918
00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:17,831
[Phoebe] Oh, rubbish.
919
00:48:17,967 --> 00:48:19,597
[Robert laughs] Phoebe!
920
00:48:19,732 --> 00:48:22,738
He can do whatever he wants,
and so can I.
921
00:48:22,874 --> 00:48:24,438
-Yeah.
-How modern.
922
00:48:24,574 --> 00:48:26,467
But what does that actually
mean for the divorce?
923
00:48:26,603 --> 00:48:28,012
The divorce. The divorce.
924
00:48:28,147 --> 00:48:30,477
Don't you have something else
to talk about?
925
00:48:30,612 --> 00:48:33,279
I mean, besides, uh,
Bill jokes. Let's have fun.
926
00:48:33,415 --> 00:48:34,910
Mike, why don't you
tell them--
927
00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:36,649
-I was just telling--
-Wait, no, listen to this.
928
00:48:36,785 --> 00:48:39,051
You have to hear his vision
for Isabel Ascendant.
929
00:48:39,187 --> 00:48:40,315
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yes.
930
00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:42,389
Uh, yeah. Well, I mean,
931
00:48:42,524 --> 00:48:44,420
as we were talking about
we think it's, uh...
932
00:48:44,556 --> 00:48:45,928
it's very important to honor,
933
00:48:46,063 --> 00:48:48,459
uh, the original
source material.
934
00:48:48,595 --> 00:48:50,131
Yeah,
but to do that properly--
935
00:48:50,267 --> 00:48:54,262
And say no more.
It has to be a surprise.
936
00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:55,765
-Right.
-Okay.
937
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,134
[Phoebe] It's so smart
to revive a classic.
938
00:48:57,270 --> 00:48:58,269
[Robert] Absolutely.
939
00:48:58,404 --> 00:48:59,536
That is very hot right now.
940
00:48:59,672 --> 00:49:01,145
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, I don't know
941
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,975
if I would exactly call it
a classic revival...
942
00:49:03,111 --> 00:49:04,643
uh, Phoebe, but I--
943
00:49:04,779 --> 00:49:06,346
You know, the way that I think
we were looking at it is
944
00:49:06,482 --> 00:49:07,518
that it really needed to be
stripped down,
945
00:49:07,654 --> 00:49:08,642
oiled, and spanked.
946
00:49:08,778 --> 00:49:11,013
[Max chuckles, speaks Spanish]
947
00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:14,155
No. No.
948
00:49:14,291 --> 00:49:16,426
[in English]
He loves metaphors.
949
00:49:16,561 --> 00:49:19,029
So Mike, is there a vibrant
theatrical community in Miami?
950
00:49:19,164 --> 00:49:20,293
Yeah, for the right amount
of dollars
951
00:49:20,428 --> 00:49:21,325
I think you can have
as vibrant
952
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:22,466
of a time as you would like.
953
00:49:22,602 --> 00:49:24,168
[group laughs]
954
00:49:24,303 --> 00:49:26,401
I imagine you've done a lot
of work with Art Basel.
955
00:49:26,536 --> 00:49:28,501
No, no. I don't-- Who's that?
I don't know him.
956
00:49:31,205 --> 00:49:32,701
[Max and group laugh]
957
00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:34,543
-Come on, guys.
-[Bill] Oh, my God.
958
00:49:34,678 --> 00:49:37,939
Of course, I know Art Basel.
It's the most famous art fair.
959
00:49:38,074 --> 00:49:40,216
It happens in my city
every single year.
960
00:49:40,351 --> 00:49:42,846
-Wow. Your face just now...
-[group laughs]
961
00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:44,983
Well, I mean, if the show's
anything like him,
962
00:49:45,118 --> 00:49:46,519
count me in.
963
00:49:46,655 --> 00:49:48,391
You better talk to him
while you can because
964
00:49:48,526 --> 00:49:52,395
he's about to get super famous
and super unavailable.
965
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:53,856
Wow.
966
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:54,828
Well, that's quite
a build-up. [chuckles]
967
00:49:54,964 --> 00:49:56,098
That's a deal.
968
00:49:56,234 --> 00:49:57,864
I don't know about all that,
but yes.
969
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,167
[Bill laughs]
970
00:49:59,303 --> 00:50:01,596
She is looking unusually
radiant tonight.
971
00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:02,940
[group makes agreement noises]
972
00:50:03,076 --> 00:50:04,736
Yeah, I guess, um...
I don't know.
973
00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:08,044
It must be good for the soul,
the whole divorce.
974
00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:11,307
-[chuckles] Divorce.
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
975
00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:12,642
Yeah, I'm-- What?
976
00:50:12,778 --> 00:50:14,149
Do you guys
have a different word
977
00:50:14,284 --> 00:50:15,581
for the ending
of a marriage here?
978
00:50:15,717 --> 00:50:18,178
Uh, yeah. When it's untrue.
Yeah. [chuckles]
979
00:50:18,314 --> 00:50:20,050
I mean, yes, they have an
agreement at the moment.
980
00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:21,420
Yeah.
981
00:50:21,556 --> 00:50:23,621
But, I mean,
that family pre-nup
982
00:50:23,757 --> 00:50:25,090
is going to take a decade
to litigate.
983
00:50:25,225 --> 00:50:26,458
[Robert] Exactly.
984
00:50:26,594 --> 00:50:27,556
Plus she knows
that at the end of it
985
00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:28,722
she'll get absolutely nothing.
986
00:50:28,858 --> 00:50:30,298
-Which she'll hate.
-Yeah.
987
00:50:30,434 --> 00:50:31,692
What she needs is to be
able to stay with him,
988
00:50:31,828 --> 00:50:34,400
but not actually be with him.
989
00:50:34,536 --> 00:50:35,970
That would be
the golden ticket.
990
00:50:36,106 --> 00:50:37,436
I wish you had gotten up,
991
00:50:37,572 --> 00:50:39,567
and really taken
your clothes off.
992
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:40,868
Okay, let's go back there.
993
00:50:41,003 --> 00:50:42,277
I'll take my clothes off
right now.
994
00:50:42,413 --> 00:50:43,408
I would have loved
to see their faces.
995
00:50:43,543 --> 00:50:44,916
-Yeah.
-They are so fake.
996
00:50:45,051 --> 00:50:46,713
They are the fakest people
I know.
997
00:50:46,849 --> 00:50:50,517
I think the only person that
is real in my life is Zadie.
998
00:50:50,652 --> 00:50:52,187
She's about as real
as it gets at times.
999
00:50:52,323 --> 00:50:54,048
Yes. She'll tell you
what she thinks.
1000
00:50:55,421 --> 00:50:56,985
What about you, Mike?
1001
00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:00,464
Are you real?
1002
00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:03,134
What do you mean, am I real?
Am I-- Do you think I'm real?
1003
00:51:04,297 --> 00:51:05,301
I don't know.
1004
00:51:07,066 --> 00:51:11,065
You know, sometimes
you kind of feel like a dream.
1005
00:51:11,676 --> 00:51:13,041
Hmm.
1006
00:51:13,177 --> 00:51:14,972
I mean, you look like a dream.
1007
00:51:15,108 --> 00:51:16,114
Mm-hmm.
1008
00:51:18,444 --> 00:51:20,043
You smell like a dream.
1009
00:51:20,179 --> 00:51:21,152
Mm-hmm.
1010
00:51:23,185 --> 00:51:25,189
You taste like a dream.
1011
00:51:32,430 --> 00:51:35,527
Wait. I just want
to make sure. Listen.
1012
00:51:35,662 --> 00:51:37,530
No, it's okay.
No. I get it. I get it.
1013
00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:39,168
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
1014
00:51:39,304 --> 00:51:41,065
-That was really stupid.
-No, I just--
1015
00:51:41,201 --> 00:51:42,503
No, I just want to tell you--
No, no. I'm sorry. I didn't--
1016
00:51:42,639 --> 00:51:44,000
You know what? I'm sorry,
I'm just so drunk.
1017
00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:45,439
-[slight chuckle]
-I shouldn't have stopped--
1018
00:51:45,575 --> 00:51:46,936
What? You had, like,
one glass of wine.
1019
00:51:47,071 --> 00:51:47,844
No, look, that was my fault.
That was my--
1020
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:49,345
Are you saying I'm crazy?
1021
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,441
No, I'm definitely not
saying you're crazy.
1022
00:51:50,577 --> 00:51:52,074
Are you telling me I'm crazy?
1023
00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:53,347
I'm saying I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to stop you.
1024
00:51:53,483 --> 00:51:54,778
Well, this was
uncalled for so...
1025
00:51:54,914 --> 00:51:56,153
obviously if I'm not drunk,
I'm crazy.
1026
00:51:56,288 --> 00:51:57,450
I didn't mean to stop you.
Come here.
1027
00:51:57,586 --> 00:51:58,882
Stop. Hey-- Max, stop.
I'm sorry.
1028
00:51:59,018 --> 00:51:59,988
And I'm not crazy.
I am very drunk actually.
1029
00:52:00,124 --> 00:52:02,116
Stop. Stop. Listen to my--
1030
00:52:02,252 --> 00:52:04,384
No, you stop.
I don't want to listen to you.
1031
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:08,331
Right now, anything that you
say to me is gonna be wrong.
1032
00:52:09,997 --> 00:52:13,532
I already said I'm sorry.
Okay? I get it. I get it.
1033
00:52:13,667 --> 00:52:16,640
You don't have to like,
rub it in.
1034
00:52:16,775 --> 00:52:17,966
All right.
1035
00:52:18,102 --> 00:52:20,442
No pity talking or anything.
I get it.
1036
00:52:26,317 --> 00:52:29,814
Can you put some music on,
Victor?
1037
00:52:33,293 --> 00:52:34,722
["Steal Away" by Robbie
Dupree plays on radio]
1038
00:52:34,858 --> 00:52:36,194
[sighs]
1039
00:52:39,022 --> 00:52:42,867
♪ Why don't we steal away ♪
1040
00:52:43,002 --> 00:52:44,565
♪ Into the night ♪
1041
00:52:46,865 --> 00:52:48,701
♪ I know it ain't right ♪
1042
00:52:59,079 --> 00:53:01,575
[speaking with British accent]
Oh, hello. Good morning.
1043
00:53:01,711 --> 00:53:02,944
Good morning.
1044
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,612
What are you doing up
so early?
1045
00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:06,290
I'm writing a novel.
1046
00:53:07,191 --> 00:53:09,690
-A novel?
-Mm-hmm.
1047
00:53:09,825 --> 00:53:12,558
They make you write novels
in school over here?
1048
00:53:12,694 --> 00:53:14,758
Do you assume that
because of my age
1049
00:53:14,894 --> 00:53:15,856
I only have
the mental capacity
1050
00:53:15,991 --> 00:53:17,732
to write a novel for school?
1051
00:53:17,868 --> 00:53:20,194
No, I just don't know anyone
that's ever written a novel.
1052
00:53:21,302 --> 00:53:22,935
What is it about?
1053
00:53:23,071 --> 00:53:26,240
It's about some people who
know each other and do things.
1054
00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:28,411
It's about every time I draw
1055
00:53:28,547 --> 00:53:30,814
another gentrified breath
into my helpless body.
1056
00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:33,478
And it's about 40 pages.
1057
00:53:33,614 --> 00:53:35,047
That's a good amount of pages.
1058
00:53:35,182 --> 00:53:36,118
It is.
1059
00:53:36,254 --> 00:53:37,321
How many are you gonna go for?
1060
00:53:38,252 --> 00:53:39,980
A few more.
1061
00:53:40,115 --> 00:53:41,754
-What's up, Vic?
-Yeah, right.
1062
00:53:43,924 --> 00:53:46,627
[whispers] What? What?
Why is he like that?
1063
00:53:46,763 --> 00:53:49,397
If he acts like he likes you,
he hates you.
1064
00:53:49,533 --> 00:53:51,194
And if he acts like
he hates you...
1065
00:53:51,330 --> 00:53:55,033
it's a sign of respect because
he actually does hate you.
1066
00:53:55,168 --> 00:53:58,576
Yeah, that's not helpful.
Why doesn't he just quit?
1067
00:53:58,711 --> 00:54:01,576
Same reason you don't quit.
Systemic economic inequality.
1068
00:54:03,142 --> 00:54:06,183
Speaking of, have you seen
Maxandra this morning?
1069
00:54:06,319 --> 00:54:08,578
No. And why do you
call her that?
1070
00:54:08,713 --> 00:54:09,846
You know she hates it.
1071
00:54:09,982 --> 00:54:11,287
She brought me
from an orphanage,
1072
00:54:11,423 --> 00:54:12,914
saying "mother"
would feel like a lie.
1073
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:15,523
Come on.
That's a little strong.
1074
00:54:15,658 --> 00:54:17,590
Look, she's doing
the best she can.
1075
00:54:17,726 --> 00:54:19,623
And she loves
the shit out of you.
1076
00:54:19,758 --> 00:54:21,396
I think the real question is
1077
00:54:21,532 --> 00:54:22,993
why do you love
the shit out of her?
1078
00:54:26,362 --> 00:54:28,630
Love is a really,
really big word, Zadie.
1079
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,639
And, look, the truth is
1080
00:54:30,774 --> 00:54:33,306
no one's believed in me
like your mom has, so I--
1081
00:54:33,442 --> 00:54:36,274
-Zadie?
-Hi, Roger.
1082
00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:37,706
Hello, dear.
1083
00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:39,943
[mouths] That's your--
1084
00:54:40,079 --> 00:54:44,018
-Is your mother around?
-Maxandra is upstairs.
1085
00:54:44,153 --> 00:54:45,888
And who's this?
1086
00:54:46,024 --> 00:54:47,491
This is Mike.
1087
00:54:47,626 --> 00:54:50,325
Mike is the new director
for Isabel Ascendant.
1088
00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:52,792
-Ah, right.
-What's up?
1089
00:54:53,558 --> 00:54:54,756
Roger Rattigan.
1090
00:54:54,891 --> 00:54:57,462
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
1091
00:54:57,598 --> 00:54:58,763
I hope Max didn't schedule
1092
00:54:58,899 --> 00:55:00,162
to meet both of us
at the same time.
1093
00:55:01,504 --> 00:55:03,305
-He's staying here.
-Ah.
1094
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,575
-Mm-hmm.
-Well, no conflict then.
1095
00:55:07,373 --> 00:55:08,975
No.
1096
00:55:09,111 --> 00:55:11,382
I hope the theater itself
has treated you well thus far.
1097
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:13,582
Oh, she's been a pleasure
to be inside of.
1098
00:55:13,717 --> 00:55:15,085
[Roger] It's got such
a wonderful feel.
1099
00:55:15,221 --> 00:55:16,384
I'm looking forward to seeing
1100
00:55:16,519 --> 00:55:17,717
how you improve
such a classic.
1101
00:55:17,853 --> 00:55:20,017
I can't wait for you
to experience it.
1102
00:55:24,463 --> 00:55:26,191
It's a little rough,
so be nice.
1103
00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:27,294
Okay.
1104
00:55:27,430 --> 00:55:28,993
-Woods.
-Sound. Go.
1105
00:55:29,128 --> 00:55:31,127
["Mercy" by Jacob Banks
plays over speakers]
1106
00:55:32,336 --> 00:55:34,863
♪ Followed your name ♪
1107
00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:37,501
♪ Into the wild ♪
1108
00:55:37,637 --> 00:55:39,868
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1109
00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:42,903
♪ Showed you my shame ♪
1110
00:55:43,039 --> 00:55:44,514
♪ I ran a mile ♪
1111
00:55:46,219 --> 00:55:49,449
♪ I sing your lullaby ♪
1112
00:55:49,584 --> 00:55:51,385
♪ Your melodies ♪
1113
00:55:51,521 --> 00:55:52,714
♪ Like a symphony ♪
1114
00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,392
[dancers cheer approval]
1115
00:55:55,723 --> 00:55:58,095
♪ We burn the same ♪
1116
00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:00,222
♪ Inside a fire ♪
1117
00:56:01,828 --> 00:56:05,128
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1118
00:56:05,263 --> 00:56:07,229
-♪ Mercy on me ♪
-[dancers cheer]
1119
00:56:09,506 --> 00:56:12,702
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1120
00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:14,874
♪ Mercy on me ♪
1121
00:56:17,174 --> 00:56:20,380
♪ I drank your holy water ♪
1122
00:56:20,516 --> 00:56:22,219
♪ Your liberty ♪
1123
00:56:22,354 --> 00:56:23,949
♪ Your make-believe ♪
1124
00:56:25,049 --> 00:56:27,183
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1125
00:56:28,259 --> 00:56:30,252
♪ Mercy on me ♪
1126
00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:50,404
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1127
00:56:51,381 --> 00:56:52,443
♪ Mercy ♪
1128
00:56:52,578 --> 00:56:54,375
[dancers cheer]
1129
00:56:55,684 --> 00:56:58,247
♪ I just need a little mercy ♪
1130
00:56:59,081 --> 00:57:00,414
♪ Mercy ♪
1131
00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:09,467
Bravo. Bravo.
1132
00:57:09,602 --> 00:57:12,993
Bravo. Bellissimo.
Now that is class.
1133
00:57:13,129 --> 00:57:15,263
Yeah. No, that was great.
1134
00:57:15,398 --> 00:57:17,305
Um, yeah,
I got to figure out, uh...
1135
00:57:17,441 --> 00:57:18,673
where it goes in the show.
1136
00:57:18,808 --> 00:57:21,871
Uh, but, yeah,
it was-- It was great.
1137
00:57:22,006 --> 00:57:23,977
All right, Harry, let's go.
1138
00:57:24,112 --> 00:57:25,476
["Permission" by Ro James
plays over speakers]
1139
00:57:25,611 --> 00:57:26,576
Give it to her.
1140
00:57:26,711 --> 00:57:27,848
♪ Oh ♪
1141
00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:31,115
Take your time, boy.
1142
00:57:32,090 --> 00:57:33,114
Show her.
1143
00:57:33,249 --> 00:57:36,860
♪ With your permission ♪
1144
00:57:36,996 --> 00:57:40,555
♪ I just wanna spend
a little time with you ♪
1145
00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:41,730
Yep.
1146
00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:43,831
That's it.
1147
00:57:45,601 --> 00:57:47,362
Hey, give her the business.
1148
00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:52,974
♪ Tonight I wanna be
a little me on you ♪
1149
00:57:53,110 --> 00:57:54,204
Uh, uh.
1150
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,613
Uh-oh. [laughs]
1151
00:57:58,813 --> 00:58:01,013
♪ With your permission ♪
1152
00:58:02,922 --> 00:58:05,556
♪ I wanna spend the night
sippin' on you ♪
1153
00:58:08,023 --> 00:58:11,255
That's it. That's it.
All right, sick.
1154
00:58:11,390 --> 00:58:13,689
Look, I mean, you can't
dance any better than that.
1155
00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,159
That's perfect.
1156
00:58:15,294 --> 00:58:16,566
I mean, the only--
If I had a little note
1157
00:58:16,701 --> 00:58:18,558
it would just be
this specific dance
1158
00:58:18,694 --> 00:58:21,199
is a little more like fucking
than dancing.
1159
00:58:21,334 --> 00:58:23,734
And you know, look, the song
is called "Permission,"
1160
00:58:23,870 --> 00:58:25,036
so once you get permission
1161
00:58:25,171 --> 00:58:26,877
you got to keep it,
and you got to--
1162
00:58:27,012 --> 00:58:29,042
The only way to do that is to
keep a connection with her.
1163
00:58:29,178 --> 00:58:30,538
Here, watch. Look, see if you
can see the difference.
1164
00:58:30,673 --> 00:58:32,244
["Permission" by Ro James
plays over speakers]
1165
00:58:32,379 --> 00:58:33,650
Like, literally you don't even
have to dance at all.
1166
00:58:34,945 --> 00:58:36,013
-Hi.
-Hey.
1167
00:58:36,148 --> 00:58:37,649
-Can I touch you?
-Of course.
1168
00:58:37,785 --> 00:58:39,818
-Yeah? You sure?
-Yeah.
1169
00:58:39,953 --> 00:58:42,021
♪ With your permission ♪
1170
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,594
♪ I just wanna spend
a little time with you ♪
1171
00:58:47,730 --> 00:58:49,457
[dancers cheer encouragement]
1172
00:58:52,394 --> 00:58:54,429
♪ With your permission ♪
1173
00:58:56,668 --> 00:59:00,171
♪ Tonight I wanna be
a little me on you ♪
1174
00:59:01,071 --> 00:59:03,240
♪ Aw, yeah ♪
1175
00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:07,783
♪ With your permission ♪
1176
00:59:09,747 --> 00:59:13,715
♪ I wanna spend the night
sippin' on you ♪
1177
00:59:13,851 --> 00:59:17,320
♪ You know what I'm talking
about baby, yeah ♪
1178
00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:21,929
Woody! Woody, Woody,
Woody, Woody.
1179
00:59:24,765 --> 00:59:26,801
I don't understand.
1180
00:59:26,937 --> 00:59:31,399
You have this beautiful
legendary stage...
1181
00:59:31,535 --> 00:59:34,106
but you're hovering
around the chair.
1182
00:59:35,514 --> 00:59:37,243
I mean, you can do the same...
1183
00:59:37,379 --> 00:59:39,139
[grunts]
1184
00:59:39,274 --> 00:59:41,544
over here, or your...
1185
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,253
[grunts]
1186
00:59:43,389 --> 00:59:45,114
-over there.
-Mm-hmm.
1187
00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:47,157
No woman
wants to be suffocated
1188
00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:48,652
by testículos.
1189
00:59:48,787 --> 00:59:49,755
That's fair.
1190
00:59:49,891 --> 00:59:51,189
It's nice to expand, you know?
1191
00:59:51,987 --> 00:59:53,092
Okay.
1192
00:59:54,764 --> 00:59:57,327
Less testiculars
and expansion.
1193
00:59:58,103 --> 01:00:00,428
[sighs]
1194
01:00:00,564 --> 01:00:02,503
[electronic
instrumental music plays]
1195
01:00:02,639 --> 01:00:04,433
[no other sounds audible]
1196
01:00:36,601 --> 01:00:38,103
[Zadie] Some scholars
suggest that dance
1197
01:00:38,238 --> 01:00:39,866
once was a form
of communication
1198
01:00:40,002 --> 01:00:43,141
as integral to our daily life
as eating or sleeping.
1199
01:00:43,277 --> 01:00:45,748
Traditionally,
tribal courtship dances
1200
01:00:45,884 --> 01:00:47,508
allowed dancers
of opposite sexes
1201
01:00:47,643 --> 01:00:49,512
to engage
in socially acceptable
1202
01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:51,413
physical contact
before they were even
1203
01:00:51,548 --> 01:00:53,482
allowed to speak
to one another.
1204
01:00:53,617 --> 01:00:55,254
Only when
a leisure class began
1205
01:00:55,389 --> 01:00:57,723
to emerge out of early
economic development
1206
01:00:57,859 --> 01:00:59,023
did humans begin to view dance
1207
01:00:59,158 --> 01:01:00,353
as a source of pleasure apart
1208
01:01:00,489 --> 01:01:02,197
from its original purpose,
1209
01:01:02,332 --> 01:01:05,000
to bridge people together
from different worlds...
1210
01:01:05,135 --> 01:01:07,661
to heal wounds
when words would not suffice.
1211
01:01:14,810 --> 01:01:15,911
All right, you all ready?
1212
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,509
Play back.
1213
01:01:18,644 --> 01:01:19,915
["All About You" by Jack
Rayner plays over speakers]
1214
01:01:27,926 --> 01:01:31,452
All right. Stop!
Stop the music! Stop!
1215
01:01:31,588 --> 01:01:34,589
Hey! Excuse me,
who the hell are you?
1216
01:01:36,732 --> 01:01:38,492
City of Westminster.
1217
01:01:38,628 --> 01:01:41,103
Historical Architecture
High Committee.
1218
01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:44,236
Well, I'm the owner of this
theater. Is there a problem?
1219
01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:46,667
Oh, I would think so.
1220
01:01:53,275 --> 01:01:54,411
Anything else?
1221
01:01:56,753 --> 01:01:58,283
You'll be hearing from us.
1222
01:02:03,385 --> 01:02:04,586
[whispers] We're fucked.
1223
01:02:07,856 --> 01:02:09,699
[Zadie] "The owner must obtain
written approval
1224
01:02:09,835 --> 01:02:11,562
to make material changes
to property.
1225
01:02:11,698 --> 01:02:14,536
If changes be made without
approval or special exemption,
1226
01:02:14,671 --> 01:02:15,871
the owner must restore
1227
01:02:16,007 --> 01:02:17,533
the theater
to its original condition
1228
01:02:17,668 --> 01:02:20,634
and then file
for approval with the city."
1229
01:02:20,769 --> 01:02:23,271
This is Roger
trying to control me.
1230
01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:25,680
Even though we are separated
1231
01:02:25,816 --> 01:02:26,946
and in the middle of a divorce
1232
01:02:27,082 --> 01:02:28,852
because he fucked
the assistant.
1233
01:02:32,390 --> 01:02:33,447
I'm sorry, baby,
1234
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,924
but it's not like
it's a secret.
1235
01:02:36,288 --> 01:02:38,157
What if we just do it anyway?
1236
01:02:38,293 --> 01:02:40,057
I mean, what are they
really gonna do?
1237
01:02:40,193 --> 01:02:41,732
"Failure to comply will result
1238
01:02:41,867 --> 01:02:43,823
in a fine of 10,000 pounds
per day...
1239
01:02:43,959 --> 01:02:46,897
and/or seizure of the property
by the City."
1240
01:02:47,033 --> 01:02:48,763
Even if I pay the fine,
1241
01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:51,675
he'll find a way to exert
pressure on these people
1242
01:02:51,811 --> 01:02:53,534
and force them
to bend the rules.
1243
01:02:53,670 --> 01:02:55,142
That's just the way
he operates.
1244
01:02:55,277 --> 01:02:56,670
-Isn't it, Victor?
-Well, in my opinion--
1245
01:02:56,805 --> 01:02:58,341
We have to go
all the way to the top
1246
01:02:58,477 --> 01:03:00,675
because our freedom
is an illusion.
1247
01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:02,479
Yes, see when you start
with no rights at all--
1248
01:03:02,614 --> 01:03:04,344
So who is this person
we need to seduce
1249
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:05,722
and get them on our side?
1250
01:03:05,858 --> 01:03:08,023
I.e., the definition
of corruption.
1251
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:10,685
Zadie, baby...
1252
01:03:12,257 --> 01:03:13,697
you should know that the law
1253
01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:15,490
is useless
when you're dealing
1254
01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:18,097
with entrenched
male power structures.
1255
01:03:18,233 --> 01:03:20,336
-Not all male.
-What do you mean?
1256
01:03:20,471 --> 01:03:21,965
Edna Eaglebauer.
1257
01:03:22,100 --> 01:03:23,501
As the chairwoman,
1258
01:03:23,636 --> 01:03:24,875
she has the power
to grant a special exemption.
1259
01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:27,174
Hey, Z, what else
do we know about Edna?
1260
01:03:29,479 --> 01:03:31,673
[typing]
1261
01:03:33,514 --> 01:03:35,915
[Zadie] Um, not much about her
on Google.
1262
01:03:36,050 --> 01:03:37,548
Housing records indicate
1263
01:03:37,683 --> 01:03:38,719
she's most likely single
and lives alone.
1264
01:03:38,855 --> 01:03:40,784
[Mike] That's promising.
1265
01:03:40,919 --> 01:03:43,189
[Zadie] Um, she's got
no presence on social media.
1266
01:03:43,325 --> 01:03:46,854
Asides her bio
on the council website.
1267
01:03:46,989 --> 01:03:49,691
[Max] Check if she has
a pet or a hobby.
1268
01:03:52,368 --> 01:03:53,837
[Zadie] Not that I can tell.
She's a ghost.
1269
01:03:53,973 --> 01:03:58,706
[electronic
instrumental music plays]
1270
01:03:58,842 --> 01:04:01,043
[no other sounds audible]
1271
01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:49,618
[Jackson] I'll tell you what...
1272
01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:50,626
this bird's got to have
a heart of stone
1273
01:04:50,761 --> 01:04:52,224
to shut down Swan Lake.
1274
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:54,455
Maybe, but everybody
wants something.
1275
01:04:54,590 --> 01:04:56,824
We just got to keep looking.
1276
01:04:56,959 --> 01:04:59,636
What if she didn't even know
what she wants?
1277
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,399
Well, that never stopped men
1278
01:05:01,534 --> 01:05:03,906
from coming up
with the wrong answer.
1279
01:05:04,042 --> 01:05:05,466
Come on, guys,
give me something.
1280
01:05:05,602 --> 01:05:06,942
Victor, don't just sit there.
1281
01:05:07,078 --> 01:05:08,612
I'll murder her
for the right price.
1282
01:05:08,747 --> 01:05:10,173
That might be the best idea.
1283
01:05:10,309 --> 01:05:11,541
But, look, this feels like
1284
01:05:11,677 --> 01:05:13,411
a woman's perspective
sort of a thing.
1285
01:05:13,546 --> 01:05:15,742
Like what did you want
before Miami?
1286
01:05:15,878 --> 01:05:17,416
I just wanted
to escape my life.
1287
01:05:19,722 --> 01:05:21,650
But then...
1288
01:05:21,786 --> 01:05:26,757
someone came along and
gave me this unexpected
1289
01:05:26,893 --> 01:05:32,966
magical moment that made
me remember who I really was.
1290
01:05:33,102 --> 01:05:35,138
It was like a little treasure.
1291
01:05:35,274 --> 01:05:37,865
Okay, so we need to figure out
who Edna was before
1292
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,274
she became a bureaucrat
and tap into that then.
1293
01:05:41,645 --> 01:05:42,672
That's it!
1294
01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:32,986
[orchestral music playing;
no other sounds audible]
1295
01:06:57,953 --> 01:06:58,913
[tiny bell rings]
1296
01:07:22,648 --> 01:07:24,875
[deep breath]
1297
01:07:25,011 --> 01:07:26,678
[Max] I don't understand why
you don't want "Suavemente."
1298
01:07:26,813 --> 01:07:28,046
[Mike] I don't think-- No.
I love "Suavemente."
1299
01:07:28,182 --> 01:07:29,613
[Max] It's a great song.
1300
01:07:29,749 --> 01:07:30,910
-It's a different beat.
-It is great. I agree.
1301
01:07:31,046 --> 01:07:32,386
We just don't need it
right now.
1302
01:07:32,522 --> 01:07:33,716
Look, it-- Look,
hear me out. It's Isabel...
1303
01:07:33,852 --> 01:07:35,091
Unicorn, "Champagne,"
"Sex Machine..."
1304
01:07:35,226 --> 01:07:36,555
-Oh, trust me...
-"Permission," "Suits."
1305
01:07:36,690 --> 01:07:37,585
I know it by heart.
And you know what's more
1306
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:38,962
important than "Suavemente"?
1307
01:07:39,098 --> 01:07:40,593
We still don't have
a grand finale.
1308
01:07:40,728 --> 01:07:41,988
Well, great. We'll make one.
It's a group number.
1309
01:07:42,124 --> 01:07:43,629
Most important part
of the whole show.
1310
01:07:43,764 --> 01:07:44,392
And then everybody
will dance out into the crowd.
1311
01:07:44,527 --> 01:07:45,894
It'll be amazing.
1312
01:07:46,029 --> 01:07:48,070
-Oh, that's so random.
-Why is that random?
1313
01:07:48,206 --> 01:07:49,133
Everybody dancing
in the crowd.
1314
01:07:49,269 --> 01:07:50,468
We've done that already.
1315
01:07:50,604 --> 01:07:51,707
It's got to be
something different,
1316
01:07:51,843 --> 01:07:53,238
something personal.
1317
01:07:53,374 --> 01:07:54,638
They're all good and personal,
1318
01:07:54,774 --> 01:07:55,935
and they're there
for a reason. I don't--
1319
01:07:56,071 --> 01:07:57,710
Why are you doing this
right now?
1320
01:07:57,846 --> 01:08:00,115
Why are you making it, like,
we don't have a good show?
1321
01:08:00,251 --> 01:08:03,276
I know. You should be
dancing in it.
1322
01:08:03,411 --> 01:08:05,789
You have lost your mind.
What are you talking about?
1323
01:08:05,924 --> 01:08:07,289
I'm not dancing in the show.
1324
01:08:07,424 --> 01:08:08,818
Why are you saying no
to everything I say?
1325
01:08:08,953 --> 01:08:10,325
-I'm not saying no.
-Have you noticed that?
1326
01:08:10,460 --> 01:08:12,154
I've said yes on every
single part of the show.
1327
01:08:12,289 --> 01:08:15,559
We need something climactic,
different, something personal.
1328
01:08:15,694 --> 01:08:17,828
Great, then do
something personal.
1329
01:08:17,963 --> 01:08:19,301
Give me something
that I don't know about you.
1330
01:08:19,436 --> 01:08:21,297
Why is it about me?
This is about women.
1331
01:08:21,433 --> 01:08:22,830
You're a woman. I'm not.
1332
01:08:22,966 --> 01:08:24,172
I'm not gonna be dancing
in the show.
1333
01:08:24,308 --> 01:08:25,600
Why don't you
make it personal?
1334
01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:27,135
Well, do whatever you want.
1335
01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:28,903
Do the thing that you and
Antonio have been making.
1336
01:08:29,039 --> 01:08:31,110
It's great.
That's personal, ain't it?
1337
01:08:31,246 --> 01:08:33,148
[Max] Hey, it's your show.
1338
01:08:33,284 --> 01:08:34,945
Give me something
that's yours.
1339
01:08:35,081 --> 01:08:36,853
Open up.
1340
01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:39,022
-[Mike] I did.
-When?
1341
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,780
[Mike] The whole--
This whole time.
1342
01:08:40,915 --> 01:08:42,191
And if you haven't seen it,
1343
01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:43,854
I don't know
what to tell you about it.
1344
01:08:43,989 --> 01:08:45,327
Well, I don't know what
to tell you about it since
1345
01:08:45,462 --> 01:08:47,523
I tried to kiss you
and you pulled away.
1346
01:08:47,659 --> 01:08:49,495
You don't know how to open up.
1347
01:08:49,631 --> 01:08:51,401
That's why you need
the "Suavemente."
1348
01:08:51,536 --> 01:08:55,338
Oh! Still waiting for passing
trade, you nosy fuck!
1349
01:08:55,473 --> 01:08:58,175
[groans in frustration]
Your turn; he's impossible.
1350
01:09:05,442 --> 01:09:06,975
[Mike sighs]
1351
01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:10,814
[Victor clears throat]
1352
01:09:15,254 --> 01:09:16,792
Yes, Victor?
1353
01:09:16,928 --> 01:09:18,494
I did not say anything.
1354
01:09:18,630 --> 01:09:20,126
Yeah. Yeah. You're always
saying something in your head.
1355
01:09:20,262 --> 01:09:21,631
Just say it out loud, man.
1356
01:09:21,767 --> 01:09:23,824
[Victor sighs]
1357
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,828
You see,
the problem with Max is
1358
01:09:26,964 --> 01:09:29,133
she tends to
overcomplicate things.
1359
01:09:29,268 --> 01:09:30,703
[chuckles] Yeah.
1360
01:09:30,838 --> 01:09:32,999
Especially when she knows
exactly what she wants.
1361
01:09:33,135 --> 01:09:35,042
And she knows exactly
what she wants
1362
01:09:35,177 --> 01:09:36,345
when it comes to you.
1363
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:43,613
Why do you work for her?
1364
01:09:43,749 --> 01:09:45,420
You could easily
work for Roger.
1365
01:09:46,815 --> 01:09:48,423
She's got bigger balls.
1366
01:09:50,322 --> 01:09:51,459
[door opens]
1367
01:09:52,557 --> 01:09:53,863
Listen, motherfucker.
1368
01:09:53,999 --> 01:09:55,096
-I rest my case.
-Yeah.
1369
01:09:55,231 --> 01:09:56,626
You better make up your mind
1370
01:09:56,762 --> 01:09:58,024
because you're
driving me crazy.
1371
01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,197
Oh, just-- Yeah,
you're driving me crazy.
1372
01:09:59,333 --> 01:10:00,461
What are you doing?
1373
01:10:00,596 --> 01:10:01,797
Just stop.
1374
01:10:01,933 --> 01:10:04,234
-Okay, just shut up.
-No, you stop.
1375
01:10:04,369 --> 01:10:06,371
You shut up.
1376
01:10:06,506 --> 01:10:09,042
I just want a happy ending.
1377
01:10:09,177 --> 01:10:12,879
[speaking Spanish]
1378
01:10:13,014 --> 01:10:15,245
[whispers] You're an insane
person. You know that, right?
1379
01:10:15,381 --> 01:10:16,709
[Max] Mm-hmm.
1380
01:10:16,844 --> 01:10:18,750
[speaking Spanish]
1381
01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:24,961
[singing in Spanish]
1382
01:10:25,096 --> 01:10:29,299
[both singing "Suavemente"]
1383
01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:35,734
["Suavemente" by Elvis Crespo
plays over speakers]
1384
01:10:44,911 --> 01:10:46,910
[Zadie] Given the debate
and confusion
1385
01:10:47,045 --> 01:10:49,111
around the word
"love" generally...
1386
01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:51,416
what are we to make
of the word "love"
1387
01:10:51,552 --> 01:10:53,422
in the context of dancing?
1388
01:10:53,557 --> 01:10:55,855
If you love dancing
with someone,
1389
01:10:55,991 --> 01:10:58,627
does that mean on some level
that you love them?
1390
01:10:58,763 --> 01:11:01,860
What other feelings are
exchanged during a dance?
1391
01:11:01,996 --> 01:11:04,425
Can you dance with someone
you don't trust?
1392
01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:07,503
Should you trust someone
just because they can dance?
1393
01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,962
Max and Mike weren't
thinking about this,
1394
01:11:10,098 --> 01:11:11,468
but they should have been.
1395
01:11:11,603 --> 01:11:13,109
[Edna] Stop the music!
1396
01:11:13,244 --> 01:11:15,642
Stop the music!
Stop the music.
1397
01:11:16,872 --> 01:11:18,278
-Edna?
-Edna?
1398
01:11:18,413 --> 01:11:20,113
I am so sorry, Ms. Mendoza.
1399
01:11:20,249 --> 01:11:21,748
I am so deeply sorry
1400
01:11:21,883 --> 01:11:24,314
to each and every one of you
beautiful creatures.
1401
01:11:24,449 --> 01:11:25,651
Sorry for what?
1402
01:11:25,787 --> 01:11:27,418
Height restrictions
for stage risers.
1403
01:11:27,554 --> 01:11:29,083
Apparently, your new stage
1404
01:11:29,219 --> 01:11:30,489
is three quarters of an inch
too high.
1405
01:11:30,624 --> 01:11:32,118
Your exemption
has been denied.
1406
01:11:32,254 --> 01:11:34,692
You're to shut down
immediately.
1407
01:11:34,828 --> 01:11:36,862
But you had already
approved it!
1408
01:11:36,998 --> 01:11:40,827
I got a call from an
MP's office. It's law. [sighs]
1409
01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,339
There's nothing I can do.
1410
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:47,743
Keep working. I'll take care
of this. I'll be right back.
1411
01:11:47,878 --> 01:11:48,873
Okay.
1412
01:12:03,721 --> 01:12:05,858
How fucking dare you?
1413
01:12:05,993 --> 01:12:08,661
You're not shutting me
down again. Not this time.
1414
01:12:08,797 --> 01:12:11,629
Max, I sincerely
want to rebuild our trust.
1415
01:12:11,765 --> 01:12:12,994
-[scoffs]
-In the meantime,
1416
01:12:13,130 --> 01:12:14,966
I'm just trying
to look out for you.
1417
01:12:15,101 --> 01:12:17,206
How is shutting down my show
looking out for me?
1418
01:12:17,341 --> 01:12:18,570
I'm not talking
about the show.
1419
01:12:18,706 --> 01:12:19,869
Then what are you
talking about?
1420
01:12:20,005 --> 01:12:21,906
I'm talking
about your judgment.
1421
01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:24,079
I'm talking what I witnessed
in the kitchen
1422
01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:25,380
in front of our daughter.
1423
01:12:25,516 --> 01:12:28,009
Roger, I wouldn't
get into a dispute
1424
01:12:28,145 --> 01:12:29,851
about judgment with me
right now.
1425
01:12:29,986 --> 01:12:33,423
You handed my family's theater
over to a fucking stripper.
1426
01:12:35,152 --> 01:12:37,384
You don't know anything
about Mike.
1427
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:41,024
I know when you're being used.
Don't you see that?
1428
01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:42,531
No.
1429
01:12:43,897 --> 01:12:46,865
Darling, I know
we're all getting old,
1430
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,305
but I didn't know
you were so desperate.
1431
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:52,575
Fuck you!
We care for each other.
1432
01:12:52,710 --> 01:12:55,602
Max, have you even read
our settlement agreement?
1433
01:12:55,737 --> 01:12:59,148
The language about denigrating
or harming the family brand?
1434
01:12:59,284 --> 01:13:01,077
The moment that show goes up,
1435
01:13:01,212 --> 01:13:02,976
mother's barristers
will be clawing back
1436
01:13:03,111 --> 01:13:04,914
every last shilling in court
1437
01:13:05,050 --> 01:13:06,754
and I won't be able
to stop her.
1438
01:13:06,889 --> 01:13:10,160
But if you're still too
deluded to help yourself,
1439
01:13:10,295 --> 01:13:12,488
please be mindful of Zadie.
1440
01:13:12,623 --> 01:13:15,729
She shouldn't have to pay
the price for your fantasies.
1441
01:13:21,602 --> 01:13:22,772
Would you please stop it?
1442
01:13:22,907 --> 01:13:24,701
What?
1443
01:13:24,836 --> 01:13:26,474
I know what you're thinking.
1444
01:13:26,610 --> 01:13:28,410
You're thinking,
"What was she thinking?"
1445
01:13:28,546 --> 01:13:30,112
You weren't thinking,
were you?
1446
01:13:30,248 --> 01:13:31,377
You were falling in love.
1447
01:13:31,512 --> 01:13:33,072
Oh, shut the fuck up.
1448
01:13:33,207 --> 01:13:34,815
You think I don't know that?
1449
01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:37,251
And don't you dare judge me.
You were not there.
1450
01:13:37,387 --> 01:13:39,720
That one fucking dance...
1451
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:42,558
changed everything in me.
1452
01:13:45,490 --> 01:13:49,628
It feels like it made me
the best version of myself...
1453
01:13:49,763 --> 01:13:50,991
but everybody's
laughing at me.
1454
01:13:51,127 --> 01:13:52,865
I'm a joke. An embarrassment.
1455
01:13:54,437 --> 01:13:56,506
[sighs] Not to him though.
1456
01:13:58,736 --> 01:14:00,505
He believes in me.
1457
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,336
I have to go tell him
1458
01:14:02,471 --> 01:14:05,645
that our show about empowering
women is dead...
1459
01:14:05,781 --> 01:14:08,375
because I'm so
fucking powerless.
1460
01:14:10,313 --> 01:14:12,818
The most frightening part
is that...
1461
01:14:12,953 --> 01:14:14,984
I'm about to find out
if that dance
1462
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,989
meant as much to him
as it did to me.
1463
01:14:19,927 --> 01:14:23,830
Or if I'm just another
goddamn Tuesday.
1464
01:14:23,965 --> 01:14:26,030
No, you're more like
a Thursday, madame.
1465
01:14:28,573 --> 01:14:31,174
Have I always
been this adolescent?
1466
01:14:31,309 --> 01:14:34,434
No. Only when it's raining.
1467
01:14:37,012 --> 01:14:40,640
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.
1468
01:14:40,776 --> 01:14:41,983
One.
1469
01:14:42,118 --> 01:14:43,113
Mike.
1470
01:14:45,084 --> 01:14:47,051
Uh, Jack, keep taking
them through.
1471
01:14:52,190 --> 01:14:54,322
What the fuck you mean
"we're done"?
1472
01:14:54,457 --> 01:14:59,030
I'm sorry. I did my best,
but I failed.
1473
01:14:59,165 --> 01:15:01,069
-Wait. What-- All right.
-Victor will come back
1474
01:15:01,204 --> 01:15:02,605
and pick you up,
1475
01:15:02,741 --> 01:15:04,100
and he can arrange
a flight for you tomorrow.
1476
01:15:04,236 --> 01:15:06,366
No, no, no. What happened?
This isn't you.
1477
01:15:06,501 --> 01:15:08,006
What the fuck is going on
with you, Max?
1478
01:15:09,410 --> 01:15:10,503
[exhales]
1479
01:15:12,544 --> 01:15:13,843
Nothing.
1480
01:15:13,978 --> 01:15:16,512
What? Un-fucking-believable.
1481
01:15:16,647 --> 01:15:19,688
You really are the Queen of
the First Act, huh? Holy shit.
1482
01:15:22,660 --> 01:15:23,855
You don't know
anything about me.
1483
01:15:23,991 --> 01:15:25,885
And you don't
understand anything.
1484
01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:27,521
It's Friday.
1485
01:15:27,656 --> 01:15:30,198
They wouldn't pull the plug
on us until Monday.
1486
01:15:30,334 --> 01:15:31,991
But you're walking away.
1487
01:15:32,126 --> 01:15:34,097
You have no show.
1488
01:15:34,233 --> 01:15:36,233
You couldn't even come up
with an ending.
1489
01:15:36,368 --> 01:15:38,064
You cannot say that
what we've created so far
1490
01:15:38,199 --> 01:15:39,608
isn't fucking special.
1491
01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:41,677
You cannot say that.
I know you can't.
1492
01:15:46,477 --> 01:15:50,378
I'm sorry, but we're gonna
have to let it go.
1493
01:15:52,785 --> 01:15:54,581
You'll still get paid.
1494
01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:57,721
Hey! Hey, look, I don't give
a fuck about the money.
1495
01:15:57,856 --> 01:15:59,123
I don't fucking care.
1496
01:15:59,723 --> 01:16:01,123
Okay?
1497
01:16:01,259 --> 01:16:02,828
We're good at this
and I'm not gonna
1498
01:16:02,963 --> 01:16:04,661
fucking just let us
give up on it.
1499
01:16:04,797 --> 01:16:06,097
You're so good at this.
1500
01:16:08,535 --> 01:16:12,807
I bet you he never cared about
what you were good at. Did he?
1501
01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:18,912
Don't let this be the end.
1502
01:16:25,881 --> 01:16:26,887
Uh. Uh.
1503
01:16:58,412 --> 01:16:59,854
[dancers indistinct chatter]
1504
01:17:05,695 --> 01:17:07,562
-Woody!
-Lay it on me, gov.
1505
01:17:07,697 --> 01:17:09,699
I need a plumber
and a ballerina.
1506
01:17:11,527 --> 01:17:14,369
The princess
is on a hunger strike.
1507
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:15,899
Won't even open the door.
1508
01:17:16,035 --> 01:17:17,238
What? She's not even drinking?
1509
01:17:17,373 --> 01:17:18,907
I'm afraid not.
1510
01:17:19,043 --> 01:17:21,506
Did you try using your
"wise British butler" voice?
1511
01:17:21,641 --> 01:17:26,345
Trust me, I went full metal
Downton Abbey on her ass.
1512
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:29,642
And if that bloke doesn't pull
his head from his own ass...
1513
01:17:29,778 --> 01:17:32,012
you'll be parented
from behind a closed door
1514
01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:34,120
for months. Years, even.
1515
01:17:34,255 --> 01:17:36,983
But you didn't tell her
you slipped Mike the keys?
1516
01:17:37,118 --> 01:17:38,861
[scoffs] Please.
1517
01:17:38,996 --> 01:17:41,663
If the lawyers found out
her careless manservant...
1518
01:17:41,798 --> 01:17:43,225
failed to lock
The Rattigan doors,
1519
01:17:43,361 --> 01:17:45,524
she'll need
plausible deniability.
1520
01:17:45,660 --> 01:17:47,163
If there's anything
I've learned,
1521
01:17:47,299 --> 01:17:49,164
it's that you can't tell
people anything.
1522
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:50,971
They have to have
an experience.
1523
01:17:52,641 --> 01:17:53,869
[cell phone chimes]
1524
01:17:54,004 --> 01:17:55,173
Message from Mike.
1525
01:17:56,810 --> 01:17:58,076
"End is not ending.
1526
01:17:58,212 --> 01:18:00,512
"Sunday at 7:00 we roll.
The Grand Finale."
1527
01:18:00,647 --> 01:18:01,883
Let me see that.
1528
01:18:04,081 --> 01:18:06,251
Crikey, it's a haiku.
1529
01:18:06,387 --> 01:18:10,186
Seventeen syllables
in a five-seven-five pattern.
1530
01:18:10,322 --> 01:18:12,694
Purely coincidence,
but still...
1531
01:18:12,829 --> 01:18:14,588
there's hope for him
after all.
1532
01:18:14,723 --> 01:18:17,298
Sounds like Sunday's
gonna be an experience.
1533
01:18:17,433 --> 01:18:19,795
Doesn't it just?
1534
01:18:19,930 --> 01:18:22,371
["It's Over if We Run
Out of Love"
by David Holmes plays]
1535
01:18:22,507 --> 01:18:24,466
[no other sounds audible]
1536
01:20:04,036 --> 01:20:05,567
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1537
01:20:09,204 --> 01:20:10,242
Follow me.
1538
01:20:15,848 --> 01:20:16,985
[knock on door]
1539
01:20:18,348 --> 01:20:19,548
[Victor clears his throat]
1540
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:24,223
Put some clothes on, Maxandra.
1541
01:20:27,455 --> 01:20:29,056
Why would I do that?
1542
01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:30,526
We have to go.
1543
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:33,896
Where?
1544
01:20:34,031 --> 01:20:35,333
You know where.
1545
01:20:40,678 --> 01:20:42,168
-He didn't.
-He did.
1546
01:20:42,304 --> 01:20:44,411
No, he didn't.
1547
01:20:44,546 --> 01:20:49,045
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No.
No, it's gonna be a disaster.
1548
01:20:49,180 --> 01:20:50,379
[Victor] No, it's not.
1549
01:20:50,515 --> 01:20:52,053
Oh, it's going to be
a disaster.
1550
01:20:52,188 --> 01:20:53,722
No, no, no. I can't. I can't.
Uh, uh, no.
1551
01:20:53,857 --> 01:20:55,190
-Yes, you can.
-No, I can't go.
1552
01:20:55,326 --> 01:20:56,551
Come on.
1553
01:20:56,686 --> 01:20:58,259
No, I won't go
and you can't make me.
1554
01:20:58,395 --> 01:20:59,687
Mom.
1555
01:21:01,565 --> 01:21:02,899
We have to go.
1556
01:21:05,701 --> 01:21:06,936
[inhales sharply]
1557
01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:20,774
[Max sobs softly]
1558
01:21:28,758 --> 01:21:30,887
Here you go. There.
1559
01:21:31,022 --> 01:21:32,291
[cries] Victor.
1560
01:21:35,494 --> 01:21:36,923
[Zadie] The rumors
about the show
1561
01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:39,397
were a form of entertainment
for some.
1562
01:21:39,532 --> 01:21:41,795
But for the two people
who created it,
1563
01:21:41,930 --> 01:21:43,698
the terror of
the opening night
1564
01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:45,632
could only be managed
by remembering
1565
01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:47,870
there would be
no record of it.
1566
01:21:48,006 --> 01:21:51,411
Only the people who were
there would ever experience
1567
01:21:51,546 --> 01:21:55,050
the story of Max and Mike
as told through dance.
1568
01:21:55,185 --> 01:21:56,610
There's small ships,
there's tall ships,
1569
01:21:56,746 --> 01:21:58,414
there're ships
that sail the sea...
1570
01:21:58,550 --> 01:21:59,822
there's no ships
like friendships,
1571
01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:02,391
so here's to you and me.
One, two, three.
1572
01:22:02,526 --> 01:22:03,790
Let's go.
1573
01:22:03,926 --> 01:22:05,324
[chants] We are strippers!
1574
01:22:06,562 --> 01:22:07,623
Whoo!
1575
01:22:23,407 --> 01:22:24,437
[exhales] All right, man.
1576
01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:26,313
-Let's go.
-Yes.
1577
01:22:26,449 --> 01:22:29,480
Break a leg, everyone.
Alex, cue one and sound. Go.
1578
01:22:33,024 --> 01:22:35,090
-[shushing]
-[man whistling a tune]
1579
01:22:41,259 --> 01:22:42,427
The light is different.
1580
01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:45,430
It's November. It's lower.
1581
01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:51,873
Harold's worried about lunch.
1582
01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:53,602
He said the menu
is diabolical.
1583
01:22:53,737 --> 01:22:55,975
[slight chuckle]
The menu is diabolical?
1584
01:22:56,111 --> 01:22:57,638
How can a menu be diabolical?
1585
01:22:57,774 --> 01:22:59,812
Only a person
can be diabolical.
1586
01:22:59,948 --> 01:23:01,477
A menu isn't alive.
1587
01:23:01,613 --> 01:23:03,015
Well, either way,
he's worried.
1588
01:23:03,151 --> 01:23:04,511
And you're worried about him?
1589
01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:06,222
I don't envy him finding out.
1590
01:23:06,357 --> 01:23:08,254
-Well, I'll tell him.
-Isabel, no. It's impossible.
1591
01:23:08,389 --> 01:23:10,191
-He has to know.
-He can never know.
1592
01:23:11,561 --> 01:23:12,556
Harold.
1593
01:23:13,797 --> 01:23:16,362
Hello, darling. Walter.
1594
01:23:17,831 --> 01:23:19,100
Drinks?
1595
01:23:19,236 --> 01:23:20,665
[Walter] Will you still be
going to Calais?
1596
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,662
[Harold] No. I've decided
to spend the summer here.
1597
01:23:23,797 --> 01:23:26,665
You see, Isabel is pregnant.
1598
01:23:26,801 --> 01:23:29,043
[Walter] Oh. Congratulations.
1599
01:23:29,179 --> 01:23:31,608
[Harold] Yes.
We are very pleased.
1600
01:23:31,743 --> 01:23:34,183
We are hoping
to have a son, of course.
1601
01:23:34,318 --> 01:23:37,810
That way the legacy of
Chuffingham will be secure.
1602
01:23:37,946 --> 01:23:41,222
And if not,
we will keep trying.
1603
01:23:41,357 --> 01:23:44,854
One of the benefits
of having a young wife.
1604
01:23:44,990 --> 01:23:47,227
[Walter] I'm sure Isabel
will make a wonderful mother.
1605
01:23:47,363 --> 01:23:51,194
[Harold] No doubt.
And of course my mother
1606
01:23:51,329 --> 01:23:53,196
will be here to help.
1607
01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:54,827
Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn!
1608
01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:55,929
[whimsical music
plays over the speakers]
1609
01:23:58,032 --> 01:24:00,076
[unicorn galloping
over the speakers]
1610
01:24:01,706 --> 01:24:04,104
[unicorn neighing
over the speakers]
1611
01:24:04,239 --> 01:24:05,845
- [Mike] Hello, Lady Isabel.
-[Max gasps]
1612
01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:07,447
[Hannah] Unicorn?
1613
01:24:07,582 --> 01:24:11,981
Why, yes, it's me, Unicorn.
Did you call for me?
1614
01:24:12,116 --> 01:24:15,551
Yeah, but I didn't expect you
to show up out of the blue.
1615
01:24:15,687 --> 01:24:16,823
I haven't spoken
to my imaginary friend
1616
01:24:16,959 --> 01:24:18,055
since I was a child.
1617
01:24:18,191 --> 01:24:19,260
[Max slightly chuckles]
1618
01:24:20,257 --> 01:24:21,457
Am I okay?
1619
01:24:21,592 --> 01:24:23,164
[Mike] Hmm, well, that depends
1620
01:24:23,300 --> 01:24:25,261
on what your definition
of okay is
1621
01:24:25,397 --> 01:24:27,929
but first things first,
1622
01:24:28,065 --> 01:24:30,104
why don't you tell us
how you really feel.
1623
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:33,274
[harp music
plays over speakers]
1624
01:24:36,438 --> 01:24:38,004
[audience gasps]
1625
01:24:43,279 --> 01:24:44,648
Well...
1626
01:24:47,252 --> 01:24:48,256
I don't know.
1627
01:24:50,385 --> 01:24:52,993
These two guys shouldn't be
my only two options
1628
01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:55,089
in the world, should they?
1629
01:24:55,224 --> 01:24:59,565
I mean, why do I even need
to feel like I choose?
1630
01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:02,238
Like, it's between
the shitty rich guy
1631
01:25:02,373 --> 01:25:03,966
and the poor guy
with a heart of gold.
1632
01:25:04,101 --> 01:25:07,468
I mean, come on,
all I really want right now
1633
01:25:07,604 --> 01:25:08,967
is to tell these boring
1634
01:25:09,103 --> 01:25:12,806
bags of dicks
to leave me alone!
1635
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,045
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1636
01:25:14,180 --> 01:25:15,679
[audience cheers]
1637
01:25:15,814 --> 01:25:17,776
[Mike] That's right,
Lady Isabel.
1638
01:25:17,912 --> 01:25:19,320
See, I'm here to tell you
1639
01:25:19,456 --> 01:25:21,186
that you can have
anything you want.
1640
01:25:21,322 --> 01:25:23,816
All you have to do is ask.
1641
01:25:23,951 --> 01:25:27,691
[Hannah] What? Okay. Really?
1642
01:25:28,822 --> 01:25:31,024
-Really.
-Okay.
1643
01:25:31,159 --> 01:25:36,533
Well, I am a modest lady,
so... [sighs]
1644
01:25:36,669 --> 01:25:39,666
what if all I wanted
was just a guy
1645
01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:41,637
in a tank top and some jeans?
1646
01:25:41,772 --> 01:25:42,942
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1647
01:25:43,077 --> 01:25:44,042
[audience cheers]
1648
01:25:44,177 --> 01:25:45,214
[approval sounds]
1649
01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:47,976
[Max chuckles]
1650
01:25:48,111 --> 01:25:51,611
Okay, well,
if I can have that then...
1651
01:25:51,746 --> 01:25:53,315
what about a bad boy--
1652
01:25:53,450 --> 01:25:55,123
hold up, hold up--
1653
01:25:55,259 --> 01:25:57,059
who always responds
to my texts.
1654
01:25:57,194 --> 01:25:58,320
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1655
01:25:58,455 --> 01:25:59,387
[audience cheers]
1656
01:25:59,522 --> 01:26:02,295
Ooh. All right.
1657
01:26:02,430 --> 01:26:07,225
And now,
if I can have that then...
1658
01:26:07,361 --> 01:26:12,173
a sexy CEO who pays his
women more than his men!
1659
01:26:12,308 --> 01:26:13,902
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1660
01:26:14,038 --> 01:26:16,406
- [audience cheers]
-Ooh, me-ow.
1661
01:26:16,542 --> 01:26:18,443
What about a guy with a puppy?
1662
01:26:18,578 --> 01:26:19,846
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1663
01:26:19,981 --> 01:26:20,916
[audience awes]
1664
01:26:21,052 --> 01:26:23,911
[Hannah makes approval noises]
1665
01:26:24,046 --> 01:26:26,245
Okay, let me just swallow
my saliva
1666
01:26:26,380 --> 01:26:28,422
that's literally dripping out
of my mouth right now.
1667
01:26:28,557 --> 01:26:31,258
If I could have all of that,
why stop there?
1668
01:26:31,393 --> 01:26:32,420
[chimes play
over the speakers]
1669
01:26:32,555 --> 01:26:33,922
[audience cheers]
1670
01:26:42,235 --> 01:26:44,030
Wait a minute.
1671
01:26:44,166 --> 01:26:47,175
I can't be the only person
in this room
1672
01:26:47,311 --> 01:26:48,908
to feel what I'm feeling
right now. Am I?
1673
01:26:49,044 --> 01:26:50,339
[audience] No!
1674
01:26:50,474 --> 01:26:51,740
I didn't think so.
1675
01:26:51,875 --> 01:26:54,216
I can tell by the looks
on your faces.
1676
01:26:54,352 --> 01:26:57,581
Now I want every single one
of you to know
1677
01:26:57,717 --> 01:27:01,280
how I'm feeling
right this very second.
1678
01:27:01,415 --> 01:27:04,254
I managed to have
a little bit of everything.
1679
01:27:04,390 --> 01:27:07,727
And now, it's your turn.
1680
01:27:07,863 --> 01:27:11,389
So, by the power vested in me
through this Magic Mike...
1681
01:27:11,525 --> 01:27:16,639
I command thee, Unicorn,
send everything to us all
1682
01:27:16,774 --> 01:27:18,730
right now!
1683
01:27:18,865 --> 01:27:20,266
[audience cheers]
1684
01:27:20,401 --> 01:27:21,310
["Champagne Life"
by Ne Yo plays over speakers]
1685
01:28:18,161 --> 01:28:21,997
["Sail" by AWOLNATION
plays over speakers]
1686
01:28:44,355 --> 01:28:45,361
Uh...
1687
01:29:00,205 --> 01:29:03,709
["Be Faithful" by Fatman Scoop
ft. Crooklyn Clan plays]
1688
01:29:08,346 --> 01:29:10,717
Hey!
1689
01:29:10,853 --> 01:29:13,188
♪ Single ladies!
I can't hear ya! ♪
1690
01:29:13,323 --> 01:29:16,522
♪ Single ladies! Make noise! ♪
1691
01:29:16,657 --> 01:29:18,689
♪ What's your zodiac sign? ♪
1692
01:29:18,824 --> 01:29:21,087
♪ What's your zodiac sign? ♪
1693
01:29:21,222 --> 01:29:23,190
♪ What's your zodiac sign? ♪
1694
01:29:51,322 --> 01:29:55,726
How do you feel about
your new reality, everybody?
1695
01:29:55,861 --> 01:30:00,633
Make some bloody noise.
[chuckles]
1696
01:30:00,769 --> 01:30:04,737
Give it up. Give it up
for these gorgeous lads
1697
01:30:04,872 --> 01:30:08,099
who busted into a sweat
just for all of you.
1698
01:30:08,235 --> 01:30:10,204
Come on, make a little noise.
1699
01:30:12,283 --> 01:30:15,112
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1700
01:30:15,248 --> 01:30:18,750
That's what I like to hear.
That's what I love to hear.
1701
01:30:18,885 --> 01:30:20,716
A little bit of noise
on this stage
1702
01:30:20,852 --> 01:30:22,789
doesn't go amiss, sweethearts.
1703
01:30:22,924 --> 01:30:26,622
And let me tell you one thing,
a body at rest...
1704
01:30:26,758 --> 01:30:29,156
is a body at rest. Right?
1705
01:30:29,292 --> 01:30:32,959
Eh, you know, not bad.
But a body in motion...
1706
01:30:33,095 --> 01:30:34,332
[Hannah makes approval noises]
1707
01:30:34,467 --> 01:30:36,471
[audience cheers]
1708
01:30:36,607 --> 01:30:41,673
There is absolutely
nothing sexier...
1709
01:30:41,809 --> 01:30:44,441
than a body in motion.
Am I right?
1710
01:30:44,576 --> 01:30:45,646
[audience cheers]
1711
01:30:48,752 --> 01:30:51,976
So for our next act,
I want you to give it up...
1712
01:30:52,112 --> 01:30:53,278
ladies and gentlemen
1713
01:30:53,414 --> 01:30:56,789
for the trickster prince
him bloody self.
1714
01:30:56,924 --> 01:31:01,997
Give it up, everybody,
for Mr. JD Rainey.
1715
01:31:02,132 --> 01:31:03,699
[audience cheers]
1716
01:31:03,834 --> 01:31:05,666
["Get Up, Sex Machine (Remix)"
by James Brown plays]
1717
01:31:50,741 --> 01:31:52,108
[speaking Spanish]
1718
01:32:02,225 --> 01:32:03,383
[audience cheers]
1719
01:32:12,663 --> 01:32:13,668
[whistles]
1720
01:32:15,639 --> 01:32:17,232
["Juice" by Pell
and Young Franco plays]
1721
01:32:19,508 --> 01:32:21,104
[no other sounds audible]
1722
01:33:11,190 --> 01:33:13,591
["Boys Better"
by The Dandy Warhols plays]
1723
01:33:13,727 --> 01:33:17,589
[no other sounds audible]
1724
01:34:42,715 --> 01:34:44,115
[audience cheers]
1725
01:34:48,157 --> 01:34:50,352
-I think we should leave now.
-Where are we going?
1726
01:34:50,487 --> 01:34:51,923
Mike said to leave
at the end of "Suits"
1727
01:34:52,059 --> 01:34:53,261
and return
at the end of "Pony."
1728
01:34:53,397 --> 01:34:55,190
Oh, yes, yes. So you go.
1729
01:34:55,326 --> 01:34:59,293
And no peeking.
He'll be watching you.
1730
01:34:59,429 --> 01:35:02,363
[Hannah] Now folks,
this next dance
1731
01:35:02,499 --> 01:35:05,265
is one that
I'm well-acquainted with.
1732
01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:09,607
Things are about
to get intimate.
1733
01:35:09,742 --> 01:35:12,408
[audience cheers]
1734
01:35:12,543 --> 01:35:17,081
Now, a real man isn't afraid
to act on his desire...
1735
01:35:17,216 --> 01:35:20,784
but the sexiest act
of submission...
1736
01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:23,892
is asking for permission.
1737
01:35:24,027 --> 01:35:25,024
["Permission" by Ro James
plays over speakers]
1738
01:35:41,906 --> 01:35:43,075
[audience cheers]
1739
01:36:45,508 --> 01:36:46,732
[audience cheers]
1740
01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:11,625
[audience cheers]
1741
01:37:17,974 --> 01:37:19,230
-Break a leg, gov.
-[Mike kisses]
1742
01:37:19,366 --> 01:37:20,568
Aw, bless ya.
1743
01:37:36,118 --> 01:37:38,057
I know. I know.
1744
01:37:38,193 --> 01:37:40,594
We all want
a little bit of everything
1745
01:37:40,730 --> 01:37:42,791
all of the time. Don't we?
1746
01:37:42,926 --> 01:37:44,225
But...
1747
01:37:44,361 --> 01:37:47,459
sometimes you just want to be
1748
01:37:47,595 --> 01:37:51,368
everything to someone. Right?
1749
01:37:53,538 --> 01:37:58,044
Sometimes, the greatest
fantasy of them all...
1750
01:37:58,179 --> 01:38:00,278
is knowing
that you're the only one.
1751
01:38:01,710 --> 01:38:02,780
[sound of thunderstorm
over speakers]
1752
01:38:02,915 --> 01:38:03,985
[audience cheers]
1753
01:38:30,070 --> 01:38:32,112
[haunting instrumental music
plays over speakers]
1754
01:39:34,303 --> 01:39:35,439
[slight gasp]
1755
01:39:52,522 --> 01:39:53,886
[audience shouts
approval sounds]
1756
01:39:54,021 --> 01:39:55,657
["Open Up" by Gallant
plays over speakers]
1757
01:40:50,247 --> 01:40:51,647
[audience cheers]
1758
01:43:09,188 --> 01:43:10,918
[audience cheers]
1759
01:43:22,670 --> 01:43:24,739
You said to go hard,
and so I did what you said.
1760
01:43:24,874 --> 01:43:25,935
I mean, you know.
1761
01:43:26,071 --> 01:43:27,037
Oh, God.
1762
01:43:27,173 --> 01:43:28,166
We showed up.
1763
01:43:30,479 --> 01:43:32,203
["Pony" by Ginuwine
plays over speakers]
1764
01:43:34,917 --> 01:43:35,915
That's "Pony."
1765
01:43:36,051 --> 01:43:37,246
Mike said after "Pony."
1766
01:43:37,382 --> 01:43:39,120
No, he just said "Pony."
1767
01:43:39,255 --> 01:43:41,014
He definitely said
after "Pony"
1768
01:43:41,150 --> 01:43:43,181
and they're still
on their ponies. Now sit.
1769
01:43:45,521 --> 01:43:46,789
[Victor sighs]
1770
01:44:28,938 --> 01:44:30,228
[audience cheers]
1771
01:44:34,304 --> 01:44:35,310
Yes!
1772
01:44:45,412 --> 01:44:47,417
Come on, they're applauding.
It must be over now.
1773
01:44:47,552 --> 01:44:48,785
[slight chuckle] Very well.
1774
01:44:50,925 --> 01:44:53,020
["Love in This Club" feat.
Young Jeezy plays on speakers]
1775
01:45:05,799 --> 01:45:06,732
[Mike laughs]
1776
01:45:06,867 --> 01:45:08,739
So amazing. [chuckles]
1777
01:45:09,704 --> 01:45:10,741
[Mike laughs]
1778
01:45:14,140 --> 01:45:15,973
Wait a minute. Just a second.
1779
01:45:16,109 --> 01:45:17,677
Thank you very much, Mr. Mike.
1780
01:45:17,812 --> 01:45:19,079
Very nice, my friend.
1781
01:45:37,639 --> 01:45:39,538
-You look beautiful.
-Congratulations.
1782
01:45:39,673 --> 01:45:42,167
-Huh?
-Congratulations. You did it.
1783
01:45:42,303 --> 01:45:43,341
What are you talking about?
We did it.
1784
01:45:43,476 --> 01:45:44,808
You did it. It was amazing.
1785
01:45:44,943 --> 01:45:45,637
Look around.
All this is because of you.
1786
01:45:45,772 --> 01:45:47,174
You are sublime.
1787
01:45:47,309 --> 01:45:48,911
Look, I just want you to know
I love you. Okay?
1788
01:45:55,190 --> 01:45:56,486
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
1789
01:45:56,622 --> 01:45:57,854
If you're not gonna leave him,
1790
01:45:57,989 --> 01:46:00,088
I don't want this
to be more confusing.
1791
01:46:00,223 --> 01:46:05,065
It's done. I'm never, ever,
ever going back to him.
1792
01:46:05,201 --> 01:46:08,559
I am free and I am broke.
1793
01:46:08,695 --> 01:46:11,798
What do you mean? You're--
What do you mean you're broke?
1794
01:46:11,934 --> 01:46:13,738
-Yeah.
-Like broke, broke?
1795
01:46:15,368 --> 01:46:17,472
I'm s-- I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
1796
01:46:17,608 --> 01:46:18,974
It's okay. I don't care.
1797
01:46:19,109 --> 01:46:22,747
No, I'm-- I'm just--
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1798
01:46:26,353 --> 01:46:27,613
[footsteps approaching]
1799
01:46:27,748 --> 01:46:28,786
[Mike chuckles]
1800
01:46:31,719 --> 01:46:32,856
I hate you.
1801
01:46:39,730 --> 01:46:41,469
Come on, let's go. [laughs]
1802
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:47,565
[Zadie] No one can claim
1803
01:46:47,700 --> 01:46:50,574
to fully understand
what exactly dance is...
1804
01:46:50,709 --> 01:46:52,372
but what is abundantly clear
1805
01:46:52,508 --> 01:46:56,080
is that dance seeks
no meaning for its desires.
1806
01:46:56,215 --> 01:47:00,654
It does not value age
or status, logic or reason.
1807
01:47:00,790 --> 01:47:04,082
It is a compass orientated
only to liberty,
1808
01:47:04,217 --> 01:47:05,952
not unlike the human heart.
1809
01:47:06,087 --> 01:47:07,958
I stumbled upon these wisdoms
1810
01:47:08,093 --> 01:47:12,361
when I met a lonely stripper
named Mike.
1811
01:47:12,496 --> 01:47:15,503
["Don't Be Afraid"
by Diplo and Damian Lazarus
playing]
1812
01:48:44,319 --> 01:48:47,320
["All About You"
by Stevie Brock
playing]
1813
01:49:58,563 --> 01:50:00,558
["It's Over if We Run
Out of Love"
by David Holmes plays]