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Dex! Dex!

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Hi, Dex.

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Here he is. My favorite client.

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-  Bit mad out there.
-  Wait till tomorrow.

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Everyone in the country's
gonna want a piece of you.

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See?

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Did you sleep? Ah. Course you didn't.

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Hell of a drug, adrenaline.

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But you know, Dex, if you had slept,
that would mean your body and your brain

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hadn't grasped
what a fuck-off opportunity this is.

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-  You're making me nervous.
- Good.

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- Dexter.
-  Hello, lovely.

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- See you before the show.
-  Mwah. Mwah.

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How you feeling, man?

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- Raring to go.

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Coffee, fizzy water, sushi.
Just tell us whatever you need.

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Cocaine, call girls.

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-  <i>♪ Where is love? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Does it fall from skies above? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is it underneath the willow tree-- ♪</i>

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Thanks, Martin.

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Okay. Let's take a break.

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- He's gonna get there.
- Any idea what time?

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We open in, uh, three hours.
I'd say he's cutting it quite fine.

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Sorry to interrupt, but, Ms. Morley,
there's someone on the phone for you.

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You can take it in the office.

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Oh. Um...

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Okay.

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Hello?

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<i>Hello. I was wondering.
Could you please tell me where is love?</i>

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Dexter, you can't just ring me at school.
I thought something was wrong.

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I came out of rehearsal.

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Sorry. I was just calling
to say good luck.

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<i>Yeah. Yeah, good luck to you too.
And I'm sorry I can't be there.</i>

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Clash of showbiz moments.

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I know, but I wish you were coming.
It's so exciting, Em.

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<i>It all feels massive.
People have sent me all this stuff.</i>

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You know, like champagne companies
and... and vodka companies.

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- There's just stuff everywhere.
- You're squeaking.

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Yeah. Well, if I can't squeak with you,
who can I squeak with?

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Look, I've really got to go.

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It's the dress rehearsal,
and the lead is just so irredeemably shit.

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- No wonder they put him in an orphanage.
- <i>Harsh.</i>

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<i>- But the girl...</i>

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The, uh... Oh. The band's
nearly finished sound checking.

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Uh, sorry, Em. Gotta boost.

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<i>- Oh. Uh... Um...</i>
- Have fun!

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Oh. Mr. Godalming.

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Everything okay?

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Yeah. Yeah, landlord.
Leaky boiler, but it's all sorted now.

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Opening night.

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Yeah. Well, I mean,
there's only one performance,

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so technically also closing night,
which is a relief.

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How you feeling?

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Yeah, you know.

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Like, this whole thing was the worst idea
I've ever had in my entire life, but...

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- Apart from that, hunky-dory. Thanks.

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How's our Oliver? He looks very emotional.

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Yeah, he's been in character
for the last six weeks.

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I think if he could,
he'd have given himself rickets.

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Well, if anyone
can pull this off, then you can.

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- The kids adore you.

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You're a natural.

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Fiona's keen to meet you.

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Oh, you know,
I'm looking forward to meeting her too.

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- Is your fiancé coming? Is he your fiancé?
- Oh God, no. Just boyfriend.

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Right. It'll be nice to meet him
at the aftershow drinks.

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Yeah. Yeah.
I've heard rumors of mini Kievs.

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And a single bottle
of warm white wine between 60.

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- Teaching.
- Oh, and people say it's not glamorous.

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Unlike you.

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I mean, you look glamorous... tonight.

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Oh.

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Do I?

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Ta very much.

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I mean, you look beautiful.

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- Er...
- What?

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Is that okay
that I just said you look nice?

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Yes. Yes, of course. Why wouldn't it be?

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Right.

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See you... after.

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Yeah, see you.

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Yeah. Nice.

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- Hey, man. Dexter.
- Hey, Dexter. I'm Kyle.

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You guys sounded great.

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Can't wait to see you kick it live later.

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Yeah.

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Cool.

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Cool.

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Nice blokes.

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Yeah.

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Decca have put a fortune into them.

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Blokes. Blokes.
Do people still say "blokes"?

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That sounds weird suddenly.

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Uh, blokes. Guys.

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Yeah, it's maybe a bit weird.

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Sorry, Dexter.
Hair and makeup are ready for you.

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No worries. No problem.
I'm just gonna grab my script.

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<i>Two hours till showtime.</i>

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<i>You have one new message.</i>

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-  <i>Uh, Dexter.</i>

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<i>This is your father here. I hope
they've put me through to the right room.</i>

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<i>I seem to have spoken
to everyone in the building but you.</i>

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<i>Um, it's just to say good luck tonight.</i>

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<i>I will be watching.</i>

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<i>It's all very exciting.</i>

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<i>Uh, that's all I wanted to say.</i>

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<i>Uh, ah, except also, I... I don't know
if you're still reading reviews,</i>

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<i>or... or whatever they're called,</i>

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<i>but remember these people
have no idea who you are.</i>

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<i>So just... enjoy it.</i>

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<i>Goodbye.</i>

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<i>Dexter to hair and makeup, please.</i>

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- Hey, Dex.
- Hi.

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-  Hi, Dex.
- Hello, Dexy.

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- Mwah. Mwah.
-  Mwah.

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- I'm glad it's you.
-  I'm glad it's you.

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And I'll have another one of those,
thank you.

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Hey, um, Donna,
have you got a... a newspaper?

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Do you know, we didn't get them today.

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Now,

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what are we gonna do with you
when you are perfect already?

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<i>♪ Consider yourself at home ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Consider yourself one of the family ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We've taken to you so strong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's clear we're going to get along ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Consider yourself well in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Consider yourself
Part of the furniture ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There isn't a lot to spare ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who cares? Whatever we've got we share ♪</i>

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Right. Great work, everyone.

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Great work, Sonya.

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I'll see you all in the Home Ec rooms
at six and no later.

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And no disappearing to the shop
before the performance.

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And absolutely no costumes
to be worn off premises.

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Miss Morley?

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- Hello.

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What are you doing here?
It... it doesn't start for ages.

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I thought you might need something to eat
before the big night.

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Thank you.

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That's really sweet.

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Of course.

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Table for two, madam.

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I'm a bit skint, so...
it's just jam, I'm afraid.

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- I love a jam sandwich.
-  So did Bob Marley.

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He liked anything with jam in.

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- Didn't even plan that one.
- Mm.

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Well, it's gonna be awful, Ian.

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Why would it be awful? Hmm?

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Today Walthamstow, tomorrow the West End.

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Tea?

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Thanks.

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<i>One hour
till live. Lighting to stage B, please.</i>

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Golden boy.

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- Just you enjoy yourself, darling.
- Thanks, Donna.

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No. Don't come near me
and ruin all my good work.

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Now, you go out there
and knock their socks off.

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"...castings from everyone's new best mate,

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Steve Rob's
from the Birmingham local pub."

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<i>♪ Has come to take me away ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The only one I know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is mine... ♪</i>

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- Dexy.
-  Toby, what do you want?

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Ah. I'm looking
for the most odious man on television.

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Yeah. I think you'll find
that's you who you're looking for, not me.

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Razor-sharp comeback there, Dex.

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You seen the papers?

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One bad write-up. Not bothered.

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So you didn't read <i>The Sun</i>, then?

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Or <i>The Express</i>? Or <i>The Times</i>?

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No one ever built
a statue of a critic, Toby.

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True, but no one ever built
a statue of a TV presenter either.

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How about a, uh, warm-up guy? Hmm?

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I'm just messing with you, big man.

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It's tomorrow's chip paper,
and all of that.

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Good thing the girls love you.

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Can you go now, Toby?

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I'll leave you to it.

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Well, let you get back to those lines.

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See you, Dex.

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Good luck.

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Fucker!

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<i>Dex, stop.
Take whatever you're reading</i>

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<i>and put it in the bin.</i>

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<i>Ugh! Stupid critics.</i>

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<i>I thought it was live.</i>

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How could they review it
if it hasn't happened?

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They're not. They're trashing me.

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Why aren't you here?

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<i>I need you here.</i>

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'Cause it's curtain up in under an hour.

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- Come after. I'll send a car.
<i>- I can't.</i>

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There's a thing in the hall after.
I've got to meet the parents.

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- Isn't Callum coming?
<i>- Uh, I didn't invite him.</i>

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I really only want you.

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Dex, it really doesn't feel
possible tonight.

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Em, please.

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Please.

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Bring Ian, of course.

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Look, if I can, I will, okay?

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Amazing. Thanks.

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Okay, I need to go. But listen, Dex, okay?

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<i>These papers, fuck them.
And fuck whoever wrote them.</i>

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I mean, I know how annoying you can be,

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but they... They have no idea.

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<i>None.</i>

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<i>You're funny.</i>

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<i>And charming. And lovely.</i>

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And you're gonna be exceptional.

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So again, fuck them. All right?

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Thanks, Em.

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And I'll hopefully see you later.

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Okay?

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Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.

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<i>♪ To the left... ♪</i>

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.</i>

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We've got an hour
of live entertainment ahead.

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We've got...

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<i>Before you go out...</i>

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...get in!

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-  Dex!

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Whoo!

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- How are we? Shitting bricks?
- Uh...

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A bit. Not too bad, you know.

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Hey, can you see my nipples?

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- Only if I look for them.

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Good one. Oh, I'm so excited!

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We are gonna go out there,
and we're gonna have a laugh,

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and we're gonna smash it.

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And then we're gonna get
absolutely fucked.

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Ah.

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Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes!

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-  Miss.
- What?

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It's Sonya, Miss. You need to come.

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00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,360
Sonya?

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00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,560
Sonya, your show's about to start.

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I'm not doing it.
Do it without me.

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Sonya.

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- Oh God!
- Sonya, what's wrong?

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There's just so many people.

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- No, there's not. Not really.

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I don't know
why I thought I could do this.

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I can't sing. I... I can't dance.

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I'm... I'm just not good enough, miss.

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Okay. You got it
'cause you're good.

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You're really, properly good.

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There she is.

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Now, when you step out there,
I promise you're gonna find

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that you've got everything you need.

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'Cause it's all...

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It's all in there.

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It's just waiting to...

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So come on.

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"Coming at you tonight, live from London."

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- We're ready for you.
-  Gavin!

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I'm so excited, Gavin!

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- It <i>is</i> Gavin, isn't it?
-  Yeah.

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Oh. I love this, Gavin. Hmm?

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All right.

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Let's have a good time.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Oy, come on.

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<i>All crew to positions, please.</i>

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<i>- ♪ Just like chains ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The closer we were ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The lower he whispered... ♪</i>

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<i>- </i> [woman 1] Yeah.

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Go on, Dex.

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Sorry, mate.

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-  Good luck, Dex.

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- Fuck's sake.
- This time tomorrow. Just you wait.

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Donna, babes!

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I'm so excited!

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How long
have you guys been together?

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Two years? Wow. That's incredible.

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Hello, it's one minute
till we go live, everyone.

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When our floor manager
puts his hands up, it's applause time.

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Follow me, please.

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<i>Going live in 30 seconds.</i>

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<i>Stand by, band.</i>

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-  <i>Get Toby off now.</i>

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<i>Going live in 20 seconds.</i>

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-  <i>Ten...</i>

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So please welcome to the stage
your hosts tonight.

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-  The gorgeous Suki Meadows.

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And suaver than suave, it's Dexter Mayhew!

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<i>Live from London,
this is the UK's smashing new show.</i>

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<i>So before you go out, get in!</i>

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Oh my gosh, how are you?
You all look amazing!

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Dex!

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Are you ready
to have a good time, everybody?

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<i>I'm Suki Meadows,
and this is Dexter Mayhew.</i>

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Hello, are you all right?

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- You feeling all right?
- Wanker!

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My agent,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Oh yes. Welcome to <i>Get In</i>!

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A feast of great comedy and great music.

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But before all that,
we've got a special treat for you.

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-  <i>And roll VT.</i>
-  Stand by, VT.

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<i>Okay, not a bad start,
but, Dex, let's keep the energy up.</i>

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<i>Thirty seconds everyone.</i>

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Are you okay, hon?

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-  <i>Going live in 15, 14...</i>
- Ah...

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Suki. Suki.

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- Yeah? What?
- Suki, that's my bottle.

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That's my water.

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- You've got yours in your hand.
- No, that's mine. This is yours.

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- Yeah. Just wipe that one, you weirdo.
- No, Suki.

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- Suki.
- Five, four...

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Uh, Dexter, take over the intro, please.

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<i>Camera one, Dexter.
Camera one. We've got dead air.</i>

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<i>Come on.
Red light, over here.</i>

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Say something, Dexter. Dexter!

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<i>- Engage your brain!</i>
-  <i>The most odious man on television.</i>

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<i>Read the autocue.</i>

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- <i>Fucking hell, someone say something now.</i>
-  Jesus Christ!

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That is proof
we're going out live!

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Camera four on Suki.

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-  Oh yeah!

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What the hell was that, Dex?

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My mom's out there,
you're spiking my drink.

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Okay, we're back.

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Right. Cut to VT. Suki link to VT.

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And now, while I bollock him,
you watch this.

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Three minutes, everyone.

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Suki.

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- What happened there, Suki?
- Something just went down the wrong way.

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<i>And, Dex,
sort yourself out, mate.</i>

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Oh!

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Come on, everyone!

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Oh, wonderful! Oh!

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- Let's go get her.
- That was good. I loved it. Yes!

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-  Go on, Emma.
-  Go on, Emma.

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Miss, come on.

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Bravo!

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Hey there.

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Great work, D.

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Thanks. Was it... Was it okay?

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Yeah, it was live, you know.

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It was... It was freewheeling and live.

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00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,200
Yeah. I mean,
I've got notes, obviously, but...

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00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,400
Uh, yeah? What... what kind of notes?

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Tomorrow. Talk tomorrow.

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Ian.

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Oh, they're beautiful.

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Not from me.

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Who, then?

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Flash Harry, probably.

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Inevitably.

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"Em, who will buy my sweet red roses?
Wink, wink."

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"So sorry to miss it.
I know it'll be a smash. Dex."

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<i>Welcome to</i> Get In!

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<i>A feast of great comedy...</i>

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Are you coming to watch?

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00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,200
Thank you, no.

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<i>We've got
a great night ahead of us!</i>

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Can I borrow a T-shirt?

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00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,560
<i>A special treat for you.</i>

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00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,080
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

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00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,600
Oh, hello.

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00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,760
-  Is she throwing up?

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Find your camera, Dex.

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Jesus Christ.

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00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,760
-  <i>Jesus Christ...</i>

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This is awful.

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- He looks terrified.

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- Majestically bad.
- Ian.

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<i>And now, while I bollock...</i>

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I think it's meant to be like this.

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00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,840
Yes, it's car-crash TV.

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00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,640
Car crash?

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00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,200
This is full-on train derailment.

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He's worse than me.

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Night.

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<i>♪ Been thinking about you ♪</i>

377
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,520
<i>♪ Your record's a hit ♪</i>

378
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,800
<i>♪ Your eyes are on my wall... ♪</i>

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-  <i>You know what to do.</i>

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Hi, Dex.

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-  <i>I didn't think you'd be home.</i>

382
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,840
<i>Probably out partying after tonight.
And no wonder.</i>

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<i>Letting off steam
after an hour of live television.</i>

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00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,400
Well, thank you for the flowers.
Yeah, they're beautiful.

385
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,600
And sorry again that I wasn't there.

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<i>I hope tonight
was everything you wanted it to be.</i>

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00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,880
Your mom would've been
really proud of you.

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00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:56,320
<i>♪ Who bribed the company
To come and see you, honey ♪</i>

389
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,520
<i>♪ I've been thinking about you ♪</i>

390
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,040
<i>♪ So how can you sleep? ♪</i>

391
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,200
<i>♪ These people aren't your friends ♪</i>

392
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,480
<i>♪ They're paid to kiss your feet ♪</i>

393
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,360
<i>♪ They don't know what I know ♪</i>

394
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,400
<i>♪ Why should you care ♪</i>

395
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,680
<i>♪ When I'm not there? ♪</i>

396
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,560
<i>♪ Been thinking about you ♪</i>

397
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,520
<i>♪ And there's no rest ♪</i>

398
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,400
<i>♪ Shit, I still love you ♪</i>

399
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,480
<i>♪ Still see you in bed ♪</i>

400
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,720
<i>♪ But I'm playing with myself ♪</i>

401
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,800
<i>♪ What do you care? ♪</i>