1 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,880 [horror movie music playing] 2 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:21,800 [gun cocking onscreen] 3 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,320 [keypad beeping] 4 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,680 [pneumatic door opening] 5 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,360 [dial clicking] 6 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,720 [metal clanging] 7 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,280 [Cameron snorting happily] 8 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:39,360 [bones crunching] 9 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,400 What? 10 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,880 - [loud bang] - Oh fuck! 11 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,440 [Mia] It's funny what other people find scary. 12 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:56,360 To me, scary is everything changing around you in ways you never expected. 13 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,200 It's your goddess of a best friend 14 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,680 going out with a boy who used to give you wedgies. 15 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,960 Even if they are kind of cute. 16 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:10,480 Scary is an accidental relationship with someone who actively terrifies you. 17 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:18,120 It's seeing the secret love of your life cracking on with your best mate. 18 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,840 Scary is your family watching you like the fucking Secret Service 19 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,800 every time you have a snack. 20 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,320 [exhaling] 21 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,240 Scary is a yogurt pot. 22 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,240 - [snarling onscreen] - [yelping] 23 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:49,200 [horror music playing] 24 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,000 Yeah, but Jonah? As in, like, Jonah Jonah. 25 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,560 Yeah, I get it, but Becca, come on, she looks happy. 26 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,440 [laughing] 27 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,520 [Cameron] Suppose so. 28 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,680 Actually, there's, um, something I've been meaning to talk to you about, 29 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:03,880 about Carli. 30 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,200 She's fucking fit, isn't she? [chuckles] 31 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,640 - Yeah, I guess. - Yeah. 32 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,720 I don't know. It's weird. 33 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,400 Like, I see how chill she is with other people. 34 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,000 Like you, for example. 35 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,680 Me? Nah. 36 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,080 But then when it's just, like, me alone with her, it's... 37 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,560 I don't know, maybe it's all in my head. 38 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,160 Do you think it's all in my head? 39 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,920 No. No. 40 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,000 Do you think maybe you could speak to Carli and, like, 41 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,160 suss out if she's feeling me? 42 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:37,520 Sure. 43 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,840 Really? 44 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,160 Yeah, of course. I mean, 45 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,200 there's literally no reason why I wouldn't, is there? 46 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,800 Okay. 47 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,200 Thanks, M. 48 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,560 [Mia] Fuck, fuck, fuck. 49 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,400 [sighs, grumbles] 50 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,360 - But Jonah, as in Jonah Jonah? - [exhales sharply] 51 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,480 Believe me... I know. 52 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,480 But that night we did shrooms, 53 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:07,760 we got to chatting and... we just kind of never stopped. 54 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,760 You sure it's not the shrooms? 55 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:10,840 [laughs] 56 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,560 Actually, the whole thing weirdly felt grown-up. 57 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:18,440 You know, more mature than other relationships. 58 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,160 [babbling] 59 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,080 He makes me feel good about myself, you know? 60 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,600 Yeah, I think it's great. 61 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,680 Thank you. 62 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,280 - Hey. - Hey. 63 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,440 - What's got you all lit up? - Uh, nothing. 64 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,760 Her nose does this funny thing when she's happy. Like, so cute. 65 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,840 [giggles] No, it doesn't. 66 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:37,760 Does it? 67 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,080 - No. - What are you guys talking about? 68 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,680 Um, we were just talking about this weekend, weren't we? 69 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,320 Mia's big one-seven. 70 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,240 I'm guessing Alison's already... 71 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:49,320 What? 72 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:53,520 Your sassy 17th? Okay, hello, do you even know me? 73 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,680 It's like, as Mariah is to Christmas, Alison is to birthdays. 74 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,400 Oh my God, babes. 75 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:04,440 You have to let me organize something. This is bucket list 101 stuff. 76 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,800 Wait, wait, wait. Organize what? 77 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,080 Mia's birthday. 78 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,160 Uh-huh. Yes, please. 79 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,600 [Mia] It's a birthday, Mia. Children do this. 80 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,160 You know what? Go for it. 81 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:15,760 Really? 82 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,600 - That's the whole point of the list, no? - [Alison] Oh my God. 83 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 [emotionally] Yes. 84 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:24,080 Just nothing too elaborate, okay? Small and chilled. 85 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,440 God, yeah. Elaborate, small, chilled. I got you. 86 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,800 No, not elaborate. 87 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:28,760 Mm-hmm. Will? 88 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,680 - Vision board. On it. - Mm-hmm. Let's go. 89 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,200 [Mia] Okay, Mia. You can do this. 90 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,400 You can be the kind of girl that has a birthday party. 91 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,040 You can be a good friend. 92 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,080 If Cam needs you to be Cupid, you'll be Cupid. 93 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,160 You've forgiven him. 94 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,520 Right? 95 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,960 [emotional music playing] 96 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,560 Mia, sit down, please. 97 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,560 [Alex] Hey. 98 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,480 [gasps] Jesus, Alex! 99 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,680 - Calm down, you weirdo. - Ha-ha-ha. 100 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,040 What have you been up to this evening? 101 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:34,720 - Hmm? - Um... 102 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,880 I went to Dad's new place. 103 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,000 Oh. Uh, cool. 104 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,760 - How was? - Yeah, it was, um... 105 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,360 [chuckles] It was nice. 106 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:45,880 No sign of her yet. 107 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,520 Literally dreading the day we rock up and she's there too. 108 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,400 [Mia] Scary is your dad having a new girlfriend. 109 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,400 Hey, do you maybe want to, like, hang out tonight? 110 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,720 Yeah. 111 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,360 - Yeah? - Yeah, that'd be cool. 112 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,760 Oh, hey, Issy. 113 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,200 - Hey, Mia. - Mia's going to join us. 114 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:09,840 Cool. We were just gonna chill, maybe watch a movie, order some food. 115 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,560 Ah, you know what? 116 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:16,760 I might actually leave you lovebirds to it. 117 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,640 Mia, are you okay? 118 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,880 Yeah, totes. 119 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,640 Night. 120 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,840 Paddington 1? Paddington 2? 121 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,800 - Definitely Paddington 2. - Cool. 122 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:44,200 ["Little Bit of This" by Central Cee playing] 123 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,160 [exhales] 124 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,040 ♪ No doubt in my mind That my time will come ♪ 125 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,280 ♪ All I done was stick to the grind Bro bro, got the darg parked off ♪ 126 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,536 ♪ It's willing to bark If it gets outta line, am I lying? ♪ 127 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:00,680 ♪ She wanna complain all thе time, goodbye Delеted that bitch off my line ♪ 128 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:04,120 ♪ I'm on my job, I'm occupied But I do a bit of this on the side ♪ 129 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,640 ♪ Little bit of this, little bit of that ♪ 130 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,120 ♪ Come alive at night ♪ 131 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,680 ♪ What you doing in the a.m. You only ever holla in the evening time? ♪ 132 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,560 ♪ I'm here for a good time Not a long time ♪ 133 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,640 ♪ Can we keep it quiet? ♪ 134 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,920 ♪ She wanna spend a day in a life With me and my guy ♪ 135 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,320 ♪ Bring a friend for a friend ♪ 136 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,720 ♪ Short and sweet She's 5'5" with the curly hair ♪ 137 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,000 ♪ She a 10 out of 10 ♪ 138 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,280 ♪ Little bit of this, little bit of that ♪ 139 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,160 ♪ Come alive at night Let's see how you shake that back ♪ 140 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,200 ♪ Vibrate, let's see How you make that clap ♪ 141 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,320 ♪ Little bit of this, little bit of that ♪ 142 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,000 ♪ Come alive at night Let's see how you shake that back ♪ 143 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,160 ♪ Vibrate, let's see How you make that clap ♪ 144 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,440 ♪ Little bit of this, little bit of that ♪ 145 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,080 ♪ Come alive at night Let's see how you shake that back ♪ 146 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,360 ♪ Vibrate, let's see How you make that clap ♪ 147 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,200 ♪ Little bit of this Little bit of that... ♪ 148 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,920 [whirring] 149 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,880 [song continues faintly in earphones] 150 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:10,760 [man] Cam? 151 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:12,760 Cameron? 152 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,760 I'm heading off now. 153 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,560 Back on Sunday if Geneva stays fuck-up free. 154 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,280 Right. Okay, Dad. 155 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,880 [sighs] 156 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,960 Not exactly going for Mr. Universe, are we? 157 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,320 Uh, yeah, no, of course not. 158 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,600 Well, um, perhaps a little less of that and a little more of this. Hmm? 159 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,960 A washboard stomach isn't gonna get you into Magdalen, 160 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,040 get you a seat at the table, yes? 161 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,720 Yeah, of course. 162 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,480 Good man. 163 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,120 Look after your... your mother for me, yeah? 164 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,400 - [whispering indistinctly] - Fucking hate that. 165 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,760 - [door opening] - Oh shit, wait. 166 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,640 Oh, here we go. 167 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,000 - [phone beeps] - Okay. 168 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,040 [Will] Assume the position. 169 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,440 [Alison] Three, two, one. 170 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,840 [rapping] ♪ Hey there, Mia Nearly seventeen-y ♪ 171 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:18,040 ♪ Your wish is our command We're the birthday genies ♪ 172 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,736 ♪ In us put your trust in all we can do ♪ 173 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,480 ♪ But you may be apprehensive So hear us through ♪ 174 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,400 One, two, three, four. 175 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,160 Two, two, three four. 176 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,056 - ♪ Clubbing, clubbing ♪ - ♪ Scratch that itch ♪ 177 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,936 - ♪ Clubbing, clubbing ♪ - ♪ You're a VIP bitch ♪ 178 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,536 - ♪ Clubbing, clubbing ♪ - ♪ Champagne on ya tits ♪ 179 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,400 ♪ Clubbing, clubbing ♪ 180 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,256 ♪ Cross it off your bucket list But you gotta show up, don't be a flake ♪ 181 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,000 ♪ Cos I'm gonna jump out The birthday cake ♪ 182 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,880 ♪ We'll blow it out the park Bang, bang, pfft ♪ 183 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,520 ♪ No guns allowed at the party ♪ 184 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:44,160 ♪ No guns allowed at the party No guns allowed at the party ♪ 185 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:47,320 - ♪ No, no, not allowed, no guns ♪ - ♪ No guns allowed at the party, no guns ♪ 186 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,240 ♪ No guns ♪ 187 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,320 - ♪ No guns allowed at the party ♪ - [Alex] ♪ No guns allowed at the party ♪ 188 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,240 ♪ No guns allowed at the party No guns... ♪ 189 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:55,960 Okay, okay, okay! 190 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,520 I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. 191 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,080 - ♪ No guns... ♪ - [Mia] Let's do it. 192 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,920 No! We have two more verses and a bridge. 193 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,480 - Really? - The bigger, the better. 194 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,600 - Now go to school, people, please. - You work on something all night! 195 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,800 Okay. Question. How do you feel about poppers? 196 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,400 What, like party poppers? 197 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,880 - Oh, bubba! Oh no! - Baby! 198 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,080 - What? - You are so cute. It's okay. 199 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,040 - We'll show you the way. - [cell phone buzzing] 200 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,120 [Alison] Also, themes. 201 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:24,000 How do you feel about carnivals? Clowns, and all that sort of thing? 202 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,160 [Mia] Clowns? 203 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,360 [students chattering indistinctly] 204 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,360 - How are you? - Yeah, good. You okay? 205 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,040 - Yeah, not bad. - Thought you had a shit ton of work to do. 206 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:41,040 - Yeah, sacked it off to hang out with you. - Aw, that's nice. 207 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,560 Hey, I've, uh, got you something. 208 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,080 Oh what, little old me? 209 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,560 Just finished it. Made me think of you. 210 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,680 "A young nurse looks after a young male veteran, 211 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,960 his face unrecognizable with life-altering burns." 212 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,120 "Together, they unlock the soldier's distant and fading memories." 213 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:03,360 "What they find is a tale of epic romance, a conspiracy plot and sweeping tragedy." 214 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,120 This made you think of me? 215 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,520 - Sorry, what? - [laughs] 216 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,200 Well, I mean, you know, 217 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,400 there is this hot bathtub scene where they share their secrets. 218 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,280 Ah. 219 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,480 That, yeah. 220 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 I like hanging out with you, Will. 221 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,760 It feels like we can properly just... [sighs] 222 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,560 ...get to know each other, you know? 223 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:27,800 Talk about stuff. 224 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,080 Uh, yeah. Yeah. 225 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,520 Uh, we can. We should talk about stuff. 226 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,160 Totally. Um... 227 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,840 But I've... I've got to get to class. 228 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,040 Oh, okay. Uh... 229 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,280 Cool. I'll catch you at lunch, yeah? 230 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,520 - [kisses] - Yeah, maybe. 231 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,880 - [exhales] - [man] Oi! 232 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,280 Shit. Sorry, sir. 233 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,920 [contemplative music playing] 234 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,720 All right, everyone. Let's kick off. 235 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,760 - Cam, really? - Sorry, Miss. 236 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:14,840 You're late again. 237 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:19,240 Miss. Look. You gotta chop some wood if you wanna make a fire. Know what I mean? 238 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,480 [Miss Lambert] Yeah, very impressive, Mr. Lowe, 239 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,360 but I won't be calling out the fire brigade just yet. 240 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,656 - Oh, he got burned! - [laughing] 241 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,680 [Miss Lambert] All right. 242 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,000 Cameron, please see me at the end of the day. 243 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:33,680 Everyone else, please turn to page three and pick up where we left off. 244 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,960 Can we please turn to question one? 245 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,520 [grunts] 246 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,920 - Walk you to your next class, yeah? - Um... 247 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,880 I need to call my mum. Family stuff. 248 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,040 Is everything all right? Want to talk about it? 249 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,120 No, it's fine, thanks. I'll see you later. 250 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,920 - This is what I mean. - Okay, fine. 251 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,360 - Save me. - What? 252 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,160 It's Theo. He is obsessed with me. 253 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,320 Like, 'sessed with me. Like, he literally won't leave me alone. 254 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,720 Before you know it, he's gonna fall in love with me, 255 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,800 and then he's gonna want to do anal. 256 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,880 And quite frankly, I can't even stand the word "anal." 257 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,120 Like, why are those A's so long? 258 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,920 And, like, how do I even know I like it before it's too late? 259 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,040 And before you know it, I'm telling my parents I've got a boyfriend and... 260 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,320 Will, breathe. 261 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,960 Has he even mentioned any of this? Have you talked about it? 262 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,960 Oh, like how you and Alison have these gorgeous heart-to-hearts? 263 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,160 And yes, we have discussed it through dated literary metaphors. 264 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,240 Carli's headed to the music room, by the way. 265 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,920 What? No, it's just... because... 266 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,040 - No, Cam wanted me to... do a thing. - Just go! 267 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,160 Oh, Theo. 268 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,000 - Hi. - Hey, you. 269 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:47,160 - [guitar strumming] - [Carli vocalizing] 270 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,680 Hey, uh, am I... 271 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,800 Nah, clearing my mind. Come in. 272 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,120 I've literally never been in here before. 273 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,800 - Really? - Yeah. 274 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,280 [note resonates] 275 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,600 How's things? 276 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,520 Stuff at home sounds pretty crap. 277 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,800 [Mia] Just say everything's fine. Everything's... 278 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,120 Yeah, it's shit, to be honest. Uh... 279 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,520 Dad's sort of absent without leave, 280 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,960 and everyone's trying so hard to make everything seem okay and normal 281 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,360 that it makes me feel even more guilty that it's not. 282 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,080 That's a lot. 283 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,920 Yeah, I mean, anyway, everyone's got their own crap, right? 284 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,080 Mm. 285 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,360 I'm trying not to burden people with stuff for once. 286 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,480 - Not emotionally dump all the time. - Mm-hmm. 287 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,960 - Like I'm doing right now with you. - [Carli laughs] 288 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,240 It's okay. You can always do that with me. 289 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,440 Um, I should go, actually. 290 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:45,520 Are you musical? 291 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,240 What? Does a bongo count? 292 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,800 Does it ever? Come on. 293 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,200 Are you sure? 294 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,280 Yeah. 295 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 [laughing] 296 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,040 Okay, wait. Like, hold here. 297 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,600 I mean, first of all, is this... Really? 298 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,480 [Carli] Yeah, so, like that one. There you go. 299 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,600 Go for it. Go. 300 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,520 [strums chord] 301 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,960 Ah. That was good, though. 302 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,560 - [Alison] Hey, babes. - [gasps softly] 303 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,360 Alison, uh, Carli was just showing me... 304 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,080 Can I borrow you for a sec? 305 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,440 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 306 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,040 Sorry. 307 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,880 - Hi. - Hey. 308 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,520 Oh, okay. 309 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,080 Got something for you. 310 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,400 It's for your birthday. No peeking until tomorrow. 311 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,640 Uh, thanks. 312 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,160 We're going full fancy dress for the club. 313 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:46,040 Also, there's this thing, me and my dad, every year we go on holidays together. 314 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,960 It's, uh, horse riding in Italy. [snorts] 315 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,680 It's like really rough and ready. It's basically camping, 316 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,320 except we stay in, like, a 10th-century Tuscan castle. 317 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,720 And it's sort of the only time I get to see him, but I was, um... 318 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,280 I was wondering if you'd maybe like to come along with me? 319 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,080 - Oh, Al... - Look, you totally don't have to. 320 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,320 Like... [scoffs] 321 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,800 [Mia] Just say no. Say you're allergic to horses. 322 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,880 No, um... 323 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,400 That sounds great. I'd love to. 324 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,440 You would? 325 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,560 Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I? 326 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,920 Great. [laughs] Amazing. 327 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,800 But you'll have to bring your equestrian gear. 328 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,240 We can get you some. 329 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,560 Whichever. [chuckles] 330 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,680 Great. 331 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,760 [kisses] 332 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,120 [intense music playing] 333 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,320 [Alison] Are you coming? 334 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,320 Yeah. 335 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,760 [Mia grunts] 336 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,000 [music fades] 337 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,760 You hear what Jones and Becca got up to in the sports hall? 338 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,560 Bruv, not the sports hall. I play five-a-side there. 339 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,520 Up against the monkey bars and everything. 340 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,280 - Her pussy was dripping for it, I reckon. - Aw! 341 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,680 [boys laughing] 342 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,976 [Rhodri] Bruv. You heard she did it in the swimming pool? 343 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,600 [Nick] Come on. The swimming pool? 344 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,360 - Cam must be fucking fuming. - [Rhodri] Do you think he knows? 345 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,600 ["Freakazoid" by Deijuvhs] 346 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,880 ♪ Keep on hating me I'm still a freak ♪ 347 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,320 ♪ They want my everything, my memories ♪ 348 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,960 ♪ And if I contemplate All the time that I wasted ♪ 349 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,880 ♪ Think I'll go insane With my own sense of hatred... ♪ 350 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,160 - Apparently you're a fucking sket, huh? - What'd you call me? 351 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,480 - Cam, leave it. - I called you a fucking sket. Huh? 352 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,680 Fucking him in the sports hall? That's our place. 353 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,280 - Our place? - Yeah. 354 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,440 You know what, Cam? We did. We did fuck in the sports hall. 355 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,000 - And guess what? It was great. - [students jeering] 356 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,880 Calm down. Just take a minute. 357 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,960 [grunts] 358 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,640 [tense music playing] 359 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,800 [girl] No, stop it. 360 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,400 - Fuck off. - What the... 361 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,800 You all right? 362 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,400 Yeah, I'm fine. 363 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,320 [Rick] Ah, hi. 364 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,400 What are you doing here, Rick? 365 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,280 Watering the plants. 366 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:16,120 I need some more spray. The foxes have pissed all over my roses. 367 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,840 [laughing] 368 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,880 What is it with you and fox piss? 369 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,800 Just 'cause I don't live here anymore doesn't mean I don't care. 370 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,400 Um... [clicks tongue] 371 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,320 I didn't want to just turn up on your birthday. 372 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,880 I thought that might be a bit... 373 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,600 So anyway, um... 374 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,840 Happy birthday. 375 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,200 You can open it now. 376 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,400 It's for your vinyls. 377 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,160 Wow, that's so, like, really... 378 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,560 - Cool. [laughs] - Cool. Right? 379 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,920 - Yeah, I thought so. - [laughs] 380 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,880 We found this amazing record store in Margate at the weekend... 381 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,960 We? 382 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,400 Right. Um... 383 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,240 So she picked this out for me? 384 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,840 Mia. I'm really sorry, sweetheart. I know that this is really difficult. 385 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,200 Can you please leave? 386 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,400 - Dad. - Mia. 387 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,160 Now. 388 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,040 Yeah. 389 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,240 I hope you have a really good birthday tomorrow. 390 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,320 [melancholy music playing] 391 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,120 [cell phone buzzing] 392 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,480 [sighs] 393 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,480 [buzzing] 394 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,800 [groans, flaps lips] 395 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,960 [Alex] Did you get that paper done for Miss Lambert? 396 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,720 It's not due for another week. 397 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,840 [Alex] I disagree. 398 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,920 [Issy] I haven't even picked a title yet. Something, something, Orwell... 399 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,200 [Alex] Scary is having your family birthday lunch 400 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,240 when part of your family is missing. 401 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,320 [sighs] Well, that was lovely, wasn't it? 402 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,920 Mm, yeah, it was. Um... 403 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,960 Thank you. 404 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,200 Ooh. Mustn't forget. 405 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,560 I just love their stuff. 406 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,360 Oh, um... 407 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,720 - They're lovely. - [Viv chuckles] 408 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,520 Thank you. 409 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,720 Happy birthday, darling. 410 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,160 I'm so happy with the progress you've made, Mia. 411 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,760 I really feel like you're almost back to normal. 412 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,160 You don't like this? 413 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,800 - Uh... - No? Not for you? 414 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,880 It's okay. Don't worry. I'll clear away. 415 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,440 [tense music playing] 416 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,616 [Rick] Cam says you haven't been eating with him at school. 417 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,640 [dramatic music playing] 418 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,600 Making excuses when the gang have plans. 419 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,440 Yeah, well, that's not true. So, just... 420 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,720 You're being funny about your food. Why didn't you talk to me, Mia? 421 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,160 Because there's nothing to talk about. 422 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,480 I'm fine, Dad. 423 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200 Please. 424 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,680 Come on, Rick. Lots of girls Mia's age do these things. 425 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,920 Lots of girls aren't our daughter, Viv. 426 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,520 Don't you think we should do something before it gets any worse? 427 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,080 [Viv] Don't you think you're being just a tad melodramatic? 428 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,800 I mean, she's not even that thin. 429 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,880 ["Sweating (Honey Dijon Remix)" by Alewya playing] 430 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,960 ♪ Rhythm ♪ 431 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,480 ♪ Sound... ♪ 432 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,240 Like, who does that? Gets all up in front of someone's face 433 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,920 and just calls them a sket in front of anyone and everyone 434 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,120 in the middle of school? Has he lost his mind? 435 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,600 [yelling] 436 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,680 I just didn't know what to say and, like, 437 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,920 and you were looking so good in the playground. 438 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,880 Oh, that's sick. Need to write that one down. 439 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,920 You are the baddest bitch in Crouch End. 440 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 You own the night. 441 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,200 I'm so proud. 442 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,080 So proud of you. 443 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,840 It's your night. It's Mia's birthday, but it's about you. 444 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,960 Be confident. 445 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,400 Be happy. Be grateful. 446 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,600 I'm proud of you. 447 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,680 Ugh! Why would you say that? That was... weird. 448 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,640 Do you know what? The only explanation is, he's obsessed. 449 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,800 He's obsessed and needs to move on, because I have moved on. 450 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,880 [sighs] 451 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,960 [song continues] 452 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,280 We're gonna go to the club, and people are gonna look at me, 453 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,640 and they're gonna be like, "Damn, she can dance." 454 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,960 ♪ Now I see you, I need you Come over, I'll teach you ♪ 455 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,120 ♪ Forget all you know... ♪ 456 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,720 Oh my God. 457 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,880 I've moved on and I am happy. 458 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,120 I am more than happy. 459 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,560 [scoffing] I've moved on. Right? 460 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,600 Yeah, babe. 461 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,040 ♪ The damn far too hot to handle ♪ 462 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:56,280 ♪ The heart throb, the heart stop I arch so, we done for ♪ 463 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,240 Uh-uh. 464 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,320 ♪ Rhythm, sound ♪ 465 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,400 [song fades] 466 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,480 Hm? 467 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,680 What the fuck? 468 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:17,160 ["No Chaser" by Juice Menace playing] 469 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,360 ♪ Have you ever seen paper? ♪ 470 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,280 ♪ I keep my nails on glacier Real icebreaker ♪ 471 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,280 ♪ I look cute when I step out the coupe ♪ 472 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,800 ♪ If you wanna fight Imma take off the hoops... ♪ 473 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,920 - [Will] Um, okay, Purple Rain! - [Becca squealing] 474 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 - Oh my God! - [laughing] 475 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,320 - [Becca] You look amazing! - No, you do. 476 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,760 - I mean, who knew Joan of Arc was so sexy? - [Will purring] 477 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,200 [laughing] 478 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,120 And... I want to say Karen from Finance? 479 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,600 I'm Princess Di! 480 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,840 I knew I should have gone heavier on the eye shadow. 481 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,680 What exactly is the theme here? Like, something about dead people? 482 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,840 Saints and Sinners. Alison's idea. 483 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,240 [Mia] Oh... cool. 484 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,720 Yeah, well, speaking of generally dubious ideas, 485 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,640 like Cam, like, what has gotten into him lately? 486 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,520 - Yeah, no idea. - Know what? Don't know, don't care. 487 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,920 Hope he doesn't show. 488 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,960 - Someone's in a mood. - Maybe. 489 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,520 - [laughing] - Yo-ho-hoes! 490 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,360 [music stops] 491 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,720 [Cameron chuckles] 492 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,760 Merry Christmas from Saint Dick. 493 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,880 So who wants a Christmas present down their chimney? 494 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,240 - [laughs] Ew. - Yeah? Do you? Huh? 495 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,320 - No. - Let's just... 496 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,960 - Ah! Some other presents too. - No. 497 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,160 - Okay. - No presents. 498 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,600 - Excited about tonight? - Yeah. 499 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,320 - Bec, can we talk before, please? - No. 500 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,520 - Nah, I'm being serious. Come on. Please. - No! 501 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,840 [Becca groans] 502 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,160 [scoffs] 503 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,600 [dance music playing] 504 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,960 Oh, there's Carli! 505 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,320 No, mate, we're guest list anyway. 506 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,960 - [Carli] Hi, baby. - You look amazing. 507 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,160 [bouncer] Your ticket. Have it ready, please. 508 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:57,760 Sorry. 509 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,240 [dance music continues] 510 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,200 [Becca squeals] 511 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,880 - [Cameron] Whoo! - [Will] Ah! 512 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,440 [music continues] 513 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,680 [giggling] 514 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,600 [Mia] Don't freak out. You can do this. 515 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,960 Oh my God! Babes, there you are! 516 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,720 You look amazing. Come with me! 517 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,080 Guys, guys, come with me. 518 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,560 Ready for your surprise? 519 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,000 [crowd] Surprise! 520 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,720 [cheering] 521 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,680 [Mia] You've got to be fucking kidding me. 522 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,680 [muffled] Happy birthday! 523 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,680 [muffled cheering] 524 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,160 [Mia] This is... scary. 525 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,680 Whoo! 526 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,160 [all cheering] 527 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,800 Isn't it so cool? Everyone wanted to be here for you. 528 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,280 - God, you look incredible, Meems. Aw. - [laughs] 529 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:26,120 Oh my God, Alison Price, you sexy, sexy bitch. 530 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,360 [Alison] How dare you! 531 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,040 Happy birthday, Mia. So great to see you. 532 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,560 Uh... you too! 533 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,640 Bye. 534 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,880 [laughing] 535 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,800 [dance music continues] 536 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,920 You are so fit. 537 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,840 No. Don't. Stop. 538 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,480 Don't stop. [laughs] 539 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,840 [indistinct chatter] 540 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,320 Hey. Ah, thanks. 541 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,000 ["Listen" by Lost Girl playing] 542 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,120 You didn't say you were gonna wear green eyes. 543 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,840 You absolutely nailed it. 544 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,040 Hands down, the best costume. 545 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,120 Also... 546 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,320 weirdly kind of hot. 547 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,520 Oh, thank you. 548 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,920 What are you, anyway? Some kind of sexy Scottish headmistress? 549 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,560 - [chortles] - Oh my God! Princess Di? 550 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,680 Christmas '91. 551 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,760 Thank you. 552 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,040 Hey, M, have you spoken to Carli yet? 553 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,440 Cam, I tried, but... I will tonight, I promise. Okay? 554 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,120 I got you. 555 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,440 ♪ You can hear the pain Don't let it be in vain... ♪ 556 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,720 You don't have to drink tonight if you don't want to. 557 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,640 I also bought poppers. 558 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000 No, I'll drink. 559 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,800 Will? 560 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,640 Isn't this the best night of your life? 561 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,840 [echoing] Whoo! 562 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,960 ["Crow" by Forest Swords playing] 563 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,240 [song continues] 564 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,240 Um, I... I left my purse. 565 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,160 [song continues] 566 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,520 [pounding dance music playing] 567 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,200 [Becca] Just leave it, Cam! 568 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,000 No. Wait, wait, please, please. 569 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,840 Look, I know, I know I said it. 570 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:22,400 And... and I'm so, so, so, so sorry. Please, I'm so sorry. 571 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,320 All right, Cam, I get it. 572 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,440 You're sorry. 573 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,160 Just get up. 574 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,240 I feel like you're kneeling in five different strains of urine now. 575 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,480 Why do you even care? You're with Carli. 576 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,880 No one's ever called me a sket before. At least you're original. 577 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:42,080 Oh, it's you two, of course. Right, enough is enough. 578 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,960 I don't know what's going on here, 579 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,240 but you two need to just, I don't know, fuck it out or whatever. 580 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,200 Will, this isn't... 581 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,560 No. Because you're meant to be together. Like, dick her down already. 582 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,600 And after everything you've been through... 583 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,400 Will, shut up. Think about what you're saying. 584 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,680 I didn't say anything. 585 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,800 I was lightly alluding. There's a difference. 586 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,520 What... What is happening here? 587 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,720 What is happening here is that you're a coward. 588 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,000 A coward who messes with people's heads. And you, 589 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,600 instead of getting involved in everyone else's relationship, 590 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,240 why don't you just focus on your own? 591 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,480 Uh, relationship? Oh, honey, please. 592 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,920 Just because Theo's got some, like, emo crush on me, 593 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,480 that doesn't mean I'm gonna like... 594 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,880 Wow. 595 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,560 Emo crush? 596 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,400 Got ya. 597 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,000 Uh... 598 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,800 Cheers, Becs. [scoffs] 599 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,720 [groaning] 600 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,920 Fuck. 601 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,560 ["Water" by Bicep playing] 602 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:44,000 ♪ Everything was mine Everything was mine... ♪ 603 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,480 Aww! So sweet. 604 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,520 Best girlfriend ever. 605 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,720 That's it. I'm going queer. 606 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,520 [girls laughing] 607 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,320 [tense music playing] 608 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,840 - [clears throat] - Oh. 609 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,080 Hi. 610 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,600 Al, that post. Like, why would you even do that? 611 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,560 Well, because you're brave. And because I'm proud of you. 612 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,160 Well, then tell me. 613 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,680 Don't plaster it all over social media. I don't even have social media. 614 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,600 But I just wanted everyone to know how amazing I think you are. 615 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,080 - And it's your sassy 17th... - I don't even know half these people. 616 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,640 And that's not a thing. 617 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,240 Like this party. You know, it's like you barely even know me now. 618 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,960 This is all just about you. 619 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,400 How can you say that? 620 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,960 Oh my God, Alison, you nailed it! 621 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,896 - ["In Da Club" by 50 Cent playing] - [cheering] 622 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:49,800 ♪ Go, shorty, it's your birthday We gon' party like it's your birthday... ♪ 623 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,880 Oh my God, Mia! 624 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,040 [crowd yelling, cheering] 625 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,440 ♪ You can find me in the club Bottle full of bub' ♪ 626 00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,080 ♪ Look, mami, I got the X If you into takin' drugs ♪ 627 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,600 ♪ I'm into havin' sex I ain't into makin' love... ♪ 628 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,720 Did I, like, mess up or something? 629 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,240 Mess up? What are you talking about? You look amazing. 630 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,720 Okay. I just... I just don't think it's too much. 631 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,040 [song continues] 632 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,600 I love it. 633 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,680 Okay. Yeah! 634 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,440 You look fantastic. Oh wow. 635 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,400 [dance beat thumping faintly] 636 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,080 Stupid little runt. 637 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,480 Are you okay? 638 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,160 Fucking no. I dunno. 639 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,920 It turns out I can't even do a normal thing like go clubbing. 640 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:03,480 And everyone thinks I'm either "brave" or an ungrateful girlfriend. 641 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,000 And now I kind of even fucking hate Prince. 642 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,080 Don't say that. 643 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,320 And on top of that, I'm a shit fucking friend. 644 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,840 You know, Cam asked me to talk to you on his behalf and... 645 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,120 And I can't. 646 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,640 Why can't you? 647 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,840 [breathing heavily] 648 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,160 You're just, you're... 649 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,240 You're just... 650 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,280 You're kind of... 651 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,560 [ethereal music playing] 652 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,200 [Cameron] Are you serious? 653 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,720 [Mia] Cam. 654 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,560 Just go. Go. 655 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,800 Cam, listen. Look, it sort of just happened, okay? 656 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,480 And I've been trying so hard to fight it. You have to believe me. 657 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,240 I asked you for help, Mia. 658 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,160 I open up to you, and you used me to get in there with Carli. 659 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,320 No, it wasn't like that, Cam. Please. 660 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,800 You are the most selfish, self-absorbed person 661 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,320 I've ever met in my entire fucking life. 662 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,400 What? 663 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,480 Self-absorbed? 664 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,560 Coming from you? The guy who's so obsessed with his own image 665 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,560 that he goes out with someone just 'cause they look good on his arm. 666 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,640 What the fuck? Is that really what you think? 667 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,520 No, you don't give a fuck about Carli. 668 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,720 She's just some shiny thing you would've dropped soon as you got bored, 669 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,160 just like you did with Becca. 670 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,400 You don't know fuck all about me and Becca. 671 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,720 How could you make the whole thing about yourself? 672 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,640 I lost the girl that I fucking... 673 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,800 God, you... 674 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,720 You really, really don't... 675 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,520 You... you don't see anything outside of yourself, do you? 676 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,560 What the fuck is that supposed to mean, Cam? 677 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,120 Mia, we're supposed to be best friends. 678 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,640 You're the only person I've ever opened up to in my life about my family, 679 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,680 and now it's just like you don't even fucking give a shit. 680 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,560 No. No, that is not true. 681 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:00,640 No? 682 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,240 You know, my dad's been home seven times in the last six months. 683 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,600 My mum is so depressed she can't even get out of bed in the mornings. 684 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,720 But you wouldn't know that because you haven't asked 685 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,640 how my life has been since you've been back. 686 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:14,200 Because you fucking betrayed me, Cam. 687 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,000 - You went to my parents behind my back. - But you needed help, Mia! 688 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,000 I mean, fucking hell, 689 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,680 how can you not see that you needed help? 690 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,800 - Who else was gonna give you that? - Well, it didn't fucking help in the end. 691 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,080 Did it, Cam? 692 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,520 Because my parents did nothing. 693 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,480 And it just made me feel like I wasn't sick enough. 694 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:40,120 Like I wasn't worth enough. Like I was a failure, even at being ill. 695 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,440 And it just fucking made things a million times worse! 696 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,360 No. I did my bit, Mia, all right? I did what I had to. 697 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,400 I didn't let you down. 698 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,760 Your mum and dad did. 699 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:57,920 Fuck. 700 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,120 - Are you fucking joking, Cam? - [Alison] Mia, what is going on? 701 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,080 Why don't you fucking ask Mia and Carli, eh? 702 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,160 What? 703 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,440 [huffs] 704 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,560 [sobbing] 705 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,520 Oh, fuck. 706 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,360 ["Law" by Sprint Edge playing] 707 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,120 ♪ Where the coco at Bring that booty back ♪ 708 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,320 ♪ Imma spend some cash Imma throw some racks ♪ 709 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,920 ♪ Hold up, hold up, fiji ♪ 710 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,080 ♪ Bitch I know you see it ♪ 711 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,160 [coughing] 712 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,440 ♪ Aye aye, gang gang Uh-uh, hold up ♪ 713 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,560 ♪ Hold up, fiji Boy I know you see it ♪ 714 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,600 ♪ Everybody getting robbed Yeah, you know who did it ♪ 715 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,600 ♪ Chillin' in the cage I be feeling trapped ♪ 716 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,440 ♪ Keep runnin' you mouth Boy you gon' get clapped ♪ 717 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,360 [song fades] 718 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,440 [uneasy music playing] 719 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,520 [Mia] Scary is what I live. 720 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,640 It's what I know. 721 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,080 Scary is drowning. 722 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,960 And dragging everyone you love down with you. 723 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,560 Scary is remembering why I starved myself. 724 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,840 Because the world needed less of me. 725 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,520 [Rick] Mia? 726 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,240 Mia? 727 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,120 Mia? 728 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,400 Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia! 729 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,600 It's okay. Al, call an ambulance! 730 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,680 [panicked breathing, sobbing] 731 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,840 It's all right. 732 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,320 Okay. Okay. 733 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,640 It's okay. It's all right. 734 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,840 Daddy's here. It's all right. We'll call an ambulance. It's okay. 735 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,480 [Mia] Scary is knowing I will never beat this thing. 736 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,080 So why bother trying? 737 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:49,640 [dramatic music playing] 738 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,680 [music fades] 739 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:42,240 [orchestral synth pop music playing] 740 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,440 ♪ Take me as I am ♪ 741 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,960 ♪ Don't know that feeling ♪ 742 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:37,480 ♪ You've got me broken down When you touch me like that ♪ 743 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,600 ♪ Take me as I am ♪ 744 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,720 ♪ Don't know that feeling ♪ 745 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:09,520 ♪ You've got me broken down When you touch me like that ♪