[lively music]
Hey.
[Woman] Previously on Teen Mom: Family Reunion...
-Yeah, Mackenzie! -Mackenzie!
I am happily single, but actively looking
and having the best time of my life.
[Woman] Go, Bri!
[Taylor] Jade looks so cute with her veil and her sash.
Maybe someday it'll be me.
We've been together six [bleep] years.
[Jade] Do you feel like you're wasting your time or what?
Kind of.
[Cheyenne] Do you see yourself getting married?
Eventually, yeah.
That's why I've been with you that long.
I feel like that's not something you want in your life
and I feel like I'm fighting that battle.
[theme music]
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ I show up, you show up, we show up ♪
♪ Everybody gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I show up, you show up, we show up ♪
♪ Everybody gonna have a good time ♪
[Briana] She wants to be married,
she wants the ring,
she wants to say, "This is my husband."
[Cory] When the time is right,
the time is gonna be right.
And I'm not gonna let the world dictate when I feel like
I wanna get married to my wife.
I feel like I have to defend him all the time.
[Cheyenne] Tay, don't.
Hey, no, no, no, don't leave, don't leave.
Go get her. Go.
I'm trying to have a good night, get lit.
I'm used to this at this point.
We've had a lot of these same conversations already.
So I'm just mad that we had such a great night
and now it has to end like this.
Babe.
[knocking on door]
[door opening]
What's up?
[Taylor] I don't want to talk right now.
[Cory] Why are you irritated?
She's trying to speak her piece...
It's just uncomfortable for us
because it's like we have to...
Because Zach and I co-parent with Cory and Taylor,
we don't wanna put our opinions in their relationship.
We can speak our piece,
but we also need to shut the [bleep] up.
Ooh! Cory and Taylor.
It is such a touchy subject when it comes to proposing.
[Cory] Where did this go left?
[Cory] Babe, I am committed to you.
[Taylor] Bull[bleep].
Maybe it's the alcohol talking,
but I'm dropping some truth bombs on Cory right now.
And it feels great.
[Cory] It's not. I don't have five years.
[Taylor] I don't have five years, I don't!
Zach and I are sitting right outside
Cory and Taylor's room.
We can hear everything, and it is not pretty.
Cory's never spoke on our relationship,
how he feels about our relationship.
He's always left it alone,
and I feel like we just put our [bleep] foot in our mouth,
speaking on theirs.
That is awkward.
They're right across the [bleep] hall.
[Taylor] Oh, [bleep] a promise ring.
What am I, 16?
If he gives me a promise ring,
I promise to throw it in the garbage.
[Cory] What can I give you to show you...
There is nothing more that needs to be said
when it comes to the marriage thing.
I'm gonna do it when I feel like I'm ready to do it.
And it sucks
because nobody else can control that.
I think that Taylor is finally...
-Voicing herself. -[Cheyenne] Voicing herself.
She sees everybody else making [bleep] work.
As she [bleep] should. Find your [bleep] voice.
[Cory] Babe, I'm in love with you.
You're the one that hasn't expressed that to me.
[Taylor] I feel like I always do and...
[Cory] You don't!
[Taylor] Well, I don't [bleep] care anymore.
♪ Will you give it to me? ♪
♪ I want it ♪
[Tyler] I really like today's Word of the Day.
Me gusta. Get it?
'Cause "I like it." That's what it means.
What do you want?
I don't... I just want some coffee.
Me gusta my lovely wife,
who's not really a morning person.
[Cate] Morning.
[Sean] Sleep all right?
-[Cate] How was last night? -[Sean] Fun.
-Oh, was it? -[Sean] Oh, yeah.
[Sean] It was fun as [bleep].
I knew everyone was gonna be happy if they saw some titties.
Is that what it was? Wasn't it?
No, it was like a music video.
It was like a music video?
Wait, I thought it was performers.
-Like titty... -Burlesque.
Yeah, but they weren't exposing anything.
Yeah, burlesque, they don't get fully naked.
Yeah.
[Tyler] They saw no titties.
Hell, no, I did not freaking miss out on anything.
I love that bed.
I love my night time.
[Sean] Two guys came out.
They called Mackenzie up on stage at first.
Oh.
[Sean] And she [bleep] ran up there,
and then they all did a performance.
That's my baby!
No, it was awesome. I had a blast.
That was probably the funnest night
of Cartagena so far.
[Tyler] Good, I'm glad I missed it.
Oh, my God. [indistinct] [bleep] Cory and Taylor.
What happened?
[Kiaya] What happened was we were all down here
where we were all just drunk talking.
I personally felt like that was a conversation
that Cory and Taylor should've had
in the private of them.
Because they talking about marriage
and everybody throwing in their opinions.
That's a lot of pressure
on a man and on a female.
On the female because it's like, "Okay, what's taking so long?"
On the man perspective, it's like, "Okay, don't rush me."
I'm Team Cory and Team Taylor.
I want Cory and Taylor to both do
whatever they individually feel like is the best step for them.
The way she said what she said
sounded like she needed to get that off her chest.
What did she say?
She feels like it's time
'cause it's been six years.
We've been together six [bleep] years.
I just feel like it's taking too long for me.
And at this point, I'm like, "All right, [bleep] it."
Okay, but I understand that. I understand.
But would you want someone to do it because they felt...
-No. No. -Do you know what I'm saying?
I don't want you obligated.
I don't want you obligated to marry my ass.
No, no, but she feels that way.
Six years is a long [bleep] time.
[Briana] She says, "What else do I have to do?
I'm checking all these boxes."
There's nothing she can or shouldn't do it.
It's Cory. If Cory's not ready,
he's not ready.
I empathize with Cory a lot with this whole thing
because I was in a very similar situation with Cate
and I postponed our wedding 'cause I wasn't ready.
You don't think you wanna be with me
for the rest of your life?
I don't know. I have a lot of stuff...
[Cate] If you don't wanna be with me
for the rest of your life, then you need to figure that out.
We waited and it turned out
to be the best decision for both of us
because we're together still to this day,
17 years later.
So kudos to Cory for following his gut
and listening to himself.
Marriage isn't a gift you give somebody.
for being loyal for so many years.
That's not how it works.
It's a lot of pressure for a piece of paper,
-in my opinion. -Yeah.
Baywatch coming through.
You look like a lifeguard.
Oh, a lifeguard, dang!
Slow-motion, Tay.
Tay, you gotta go hold the red thing
that's out there on the beach and take a pic.
[Michaiah] People!
[Man] Michaiah's in the house.
What's going on?
[Cory] I need some help right now,
so I called Michaiah.
I need a session.
So I can get to the bottom
of why I can't make that commitment with Taylor.
Cory, I'm here for you.
Wish me luck, man, wish me luck.
Glad you're hyped up. We got some work to do.
[Cory] I'm just gonna grab a shirt
and I'll be right out.
Hopefully, when she sits down with him,
she'll talk some sense into him.
All right, thank you.
This is the most important session
that I've had here yet.
I just wanna be open and honest with her
so then Michaiah has everything that she needs
to help me out along this journey.
How are you doing?
Doing good.
Last night we had some fun.
We all got to go out.
But at the end of the night, things took a turn.
What did that look like?
[Cory] It's just me back on the hot seat.
Are we gonna get married or are we not gonna get married?
I feel bad 'cause it's something I want.
I already know where I wanna do it,
how I wanna do it. It's all in my mind.
I don't know if she believes that
when I tell her that.
But the fear seems to be one of the barriers
that's keeping you from getting there.
I wanna know what the fear's attached to, specifically.
[Cory] It's scary 'cause it's like
I'm with that person for the rest of my life.
I've never been around a successful marriage.
Just watching my mom go through her struggles
with my stepdad.
And then my dad, he has five baby mommas, right?
I come from some [bleep].
Is it still with you?
Is it something you're still holding?
A big reason why I'm the dad that I am
is 'cause my dad was locked up.
So I didn't have a father figure growing up.
So... [exhaling stressfully]
And I feel like there's definitely,
I hold some sort of pain.
Obviously, that's why I'm crying.
You haven't seen a successful marriage.
Right.
But that same vision that you were able
to create for yourself to step into
a successful role as Dad
is the same vision
that you can use once you refocus some attention there.
So this is where the rubber meets the road.
You have your own vision of when you wanna do it,
how you wanna do it,
when you feel that you'll be ready,
but if I were Taylor,
but I would probably be really confused.
[Cory] Mm-hmm.
But I think the biggest thing is
I'm not being loved the way that I wanna be loved.
If you're not loved the way you want to be loved,
how can we get it there?
[Cory] The quality time,
I think we need to find a babysitter
to watch the girls
so we can have that fun.
'Cause I... Okay, there it is.
There it is. Okay.
One of my love language is fun.
So you want that childhood wonder,
-that adventure together. -[Cory] Yes! Yes!
I wanna feel love and puppy love again.
And we're just stuck in this cycle
of great teammates, great teammates,
doing a great job parenting. Teammates. "Yeah! High-five!"
If marriage is gonna be like this,
do I want it?
[Cory] We're just stuck in this cycle.
If marriage is gonna be like this,
do I want it?
[Michaiah] Some of the fear
about stepping into the commitment of marriage
is because, "If this is going to be what marriage is like,
"I can't say yes to this.
"If we get married, can you guarantee
"that these things will actually be fixed?
"And if you can't show me that,
I can't do that marriage beef..."
Is that what I'm hearing? Okay.
Okay, we're getting somewhere.
We're getting somewhere.
[Michaiah] We're getting somewhere.
So I'm glad I hit the nail on the head with this.
Oh, it feels good. I feel like I'm being heard.
You're understanding and just...
Okay.
Once I see her dive into herself
a little bit more and rediscover who she is
and things, I just think
it's gonna help all those other issues.
I can understand completely
that you would want to wait to see that happen.
But part of the safety in marriage
is knowing that I don't have to be perfect
because when you make that commitment
down on your knee to say, "I'm in it with you,"
that it gives her the freedom and the permission
to blossom over and over and over again.
If it's conditional,
that type of condition is scary.
Okay.
So let's do real talk, right?
This is not a problem that just you and her have.
This is something very common with new parents.
It's not always going to be fun.
You're making a commitment that, even when it's dry,
boring, the same day over and over again,
you may have to look at that differently
as not being something that's scary or boring.
It's something that is a part of the safety of marriage.
Fun looks different
as you settle into the peace of marriage.
Hard question,
what if this is her line in the sand?
If she's like, "Look, I told you what I need."
-Yeah. Right. -"I need a ring.
And if you don't, I'm done."
Right away, I think about my kids.
I don't want that.
And I don't wanna see that for you.
But I can see that she's approaching that point.
Yes.
The pressure is on.
I've gotta do more.
You're at the deciding point.
"Either we do this thing and I commit to you forever
or we go our separate ways."
That's a lot to think about.
I'm tired for you.
I'm glad...
I'm not jealous of this position.
This was an eye-opening session for me.
In a marriage, you're not always gonna be fully satisfied.
You're gonna have your bad days.
It's not always gonna be perfect.
I wanna marry Taylor, I do,
and I have the roadmap now.
I got you.
Thank you. Okay.
[party music]
♪ Put your drinks in the air ♪
♪ Won't you toast it to me ♪
[Kiaya] We gotta get away from the couples.
♪ Let's go crazy ♪
Let's go, let's do something.
Us three, please?
Can we go somewhere, do something?
I knew, coming down here, it would mostly be couples.
And that's cool.
But us single girls
need a night on the town, no couples allowed.
We should go out and maybe get thrusted on again.
-Yes, yes. Yes. -Maybe so.
Single girls night in Cartagena,
I'm definitely in
'cause you never know what's gonna happen.
I'm down. You down, you down, you down?
So it's like we're gonna go to the bar.
But that first night [bleep] me up.
Shots, all of us.
[Leah] I need just a fun night out,
but I don't wanna drink like that ever again.
Fire.
[funky mid-tempo music]
[Cory] Oh. Just the lady I wanted to see.
[Taylor] How was it?
[Cory] It was just more about the marriage thing.
Let it out. Let a good cry out.
[Taylor sniffling]
I know this is hard for you.
[Taylor] I'm strained.
[Cory] I get it.
Boo-hoo cry all you want.
I just got done boo-hoo crying up there.
You were gone forever.
Well, I had a good session.
I've learned a lot from Michaiah.
And I'm ready to put these things into action.
I love Taylor to death.
And I love our family. And I love our life.
And I know we can work through this
and have that happy ending.
One of the things she said that I really liked
was just like how I'm waiting for it
to be perfect to do it,
but you're gonna go through your ups and downs
when you're married anyways.
[Taylor] Does make sense.
You wait for things to be perfect,
but nothing's perfect.
I know, and I have this perfect ideal
of marriage, and it's gotta be perfect,
and my fear of it,
and just this and that.
And it's a lot.
It sounds like he's made progress
with Michaiah.
[Cory] We got this, okay?
-And I love you. -[Taylor] I love you too.
We been through a lot.
So I'm hoping that the next step is coming soon.
It's about time.
Guys, look at Khes's shoulder.
Dude, yo. No, on your shoulder.
It just fell.
[Jade] I thought it was a [bleep] lizard.
I was so excited.
[Mackenzie] Let me see if I can find a picture of Gannon
having lizards hanging from his nipples.
-Yeah, 'cause they bite. -They bite.
[Tyler] Like Ryan, he [bleep] bruised me.
-Look at it. -[Cate] Who?
Ryan.
Why, what'd he do?
He just keeps grabbing my nipples.
Ryan comes around all the time
and randomly will grab nipples and squeeze them, hard.
And stares at you.
It's [bleep] weird.
Dude! It's not just me!
Dude, why are you always targeting my nipples, bro?
That's a little sus, if you ask me.
He's always grabbing my nips.
It's scary to me because mine are super soft
when he touches mine.
No, mine is hard.
Like he wants to hurt me, and he did.
If Ryan paid half as much attention
to his girl than he does our nipples,
he wouldn't have this many relationship problems.
-No man touch these boys. -[group laughing]
No man!
No, no, no. Five, you can't go on the five.
You can't do doubles.
[Mike] How's it going?
Hey.
All right. We are gonna have a workshop upstairs.
Everybody ready?
-Yeah! -Let's go.
[Briana] This is my first workshop.
This is why I'm here.
I've been through many relationships
and they all have been very [bleep]ty.
So, hopefully, I will get the right tools
to make better choices.
[Mike] Everybody, come on in. Have a seat.
I see a tree and then there's planters.
There's paper cutouts that look like apples and oranges.
The hell do you got planned for us, Dr. Mike?
This [bleep] honestly looks like a literal children's workshop.
He do know the kids ain't here, right?
[Mike] Okay, so all here.
What we're gonna be doing today,
I've designed a workshop that can benefit all of you.
Sometimes, we don't recognize
that the things that we have been through in our lives
have an effect on our relationships,
whether it's our fear of commitment
or fear of abandonment or our anxiety,
how all of those things are related.
This is the trauma tree.
The roots of this tree represent your childhood trauma
and the fruit represents your current behavior
that you want to improve on.
I want you to write the one word or the one phrase
that you wanna work on in your relationship
or your future relationships.
What is the thing above the ground
that you see that still needs work right now?
[steady low-fi music]
Khesanio, why don't you go first?
Tell Mackenzie what your issue is now in your relationship.
Me being too stubborn.
-[Mike] Yeah. All right, good. -[Woman] Wow.
[Mike] And then hang that on the tree.
And, Mackenzie, what is your issue
you'd like to work on?
Healthier communication.
[Mike] All right, hang that up.
Cory.
I chose two words.
Bonding and quality time.
I wrote the same thing.
All right. Go hang it up on the tree.
Me and Taylor wrote the same thing down.
We both want quality time with each other
and it looks like all this coaching is paying of.
-Ryan and Kayla. -Trust.
I said communication.
I put teamwork.
I do feel I rely on Jade
for a lot of things.
I'm going to independently
put it right the [bleep] up here.
What I need to work on,
I think just be more open and trusting.
And I'm very independent, self-reliant,
do it all myself.
Hang it up.
I wrote anxiety.
I put being present.
Kiaya.
I wrote anger.
Cate and Ty.
-I wrote communication. -Why?
Because I just need to not be so worried
about how he's gonna feel
if I'm struggling with my mental health.
I wrote bipolar disorder.
I denied that diagnosis for so long,
but I think it's a way of me just running from it
and not wanting to identify
myself with that.
[Mike] Bri, what are you working on
in terms of your relationships?
For me, it sums up to just daddy issues.
I never really had a father figure growing up,
so I don't really know what to look for
in a partner.
[Mike] How do you think those daddy issues,
do you let men in who maybe shouldn't be in your life?
A hundred percent.
I don't know what a real man is supposed to look like.
I've never experienced that.
[Mike] When we don't get that love,
we're gonna seek it out in other ways, right?
-Yeah. -[Mike] Andy maybe it's having
sex before you're ready
or being with or staying with a guy
who doesn't deserve you.
Good work.
Hang it up.
It was a little uncomfortable for me
because I'm coming into this house a week later.
But I was like, "You know what? [bleep] it. I'm gonna be raw.
I'm gonna tell my story."
And, hopefully, me opening up
in front of the group
will help me get past
all the things that are holding back in my life.
As you can see,
there are those relationship issues
that we see on the surface.
But the fruit came from the roots
that lie beneath the surface of the tree.
So now I want all of you to think
of the most formative emotional things
from your childhood
or young adult life.
These are the roots of the tree.
What are your roots, Bri?
These are things that I've never spoke about ever
and nobody knows in my family.
[Briana] These are things that I've never spoke about ever
and nobody knows in my family.
Nobody here knows anything like this.
So it's hard.
My first one, being molested.
as a very young child.
[Jade] Oh, my gosh.
We're so close and we've been friends for years,
and I didn't know some of that stuff.
And I feel bad for her.
[Mike] I'm so sorry that happened to you.
What does that feel like to talk about for the first time?
I guess it feels freeing.
[Mike] Bri, does your mom know that?
[Mike] Wow.
[Cate] I can relate to you,
because I feel like, for the longest time,
some of my friends knew about my sexual assault,
but my mom didn't know for years.
[Mike] It's more common that you know.
And when we actually all talk about it,
then you can know that you're not alone.
[Briana] It's hard because I don't wanna tell anybody
who it is because it would break the family apart.
But you're carrying all that.
-That's not yours to carry. -For sure.
[Mike] How much responsibility for you,
for somebody who is a survivor?
That must feel like 1,000 pounds.
Um, my second one, just being neglected as a child.
I never felt like I was loved enough.
And then my third one is just my parents
fighting all the time.
You deserve a new working model
of what love looks like.
'Cause I don't think you've really seen it
in your family much.
Not at all.
That was really good work.
[Briana] I've always wanted to tell my story
and it was just a very empowering feeling.
Everybody in the house, they have my back.
I know they're not going to judge me.
Thanks for being so brave.
Khesanio, what are the roots
of some of the things that are an issue for you?
[Khesanio] Losing my grandma.
This one hurts
because it was supposed to be the best day of my life.
Because, growing up, soccer was also my life.
And so the day that I played for the national team...
[Mike] How awful to lose your grandmother
on the happiest day of your life.
[Khesanio] Yeah.
-That was tough. -[Mike] Yeah.
Watching Khesanio being very vulnerable
and hearing him cry for the first time
does make me feel more connected with him.
That was the first time
I've ever heard Khes open up about that.
You did something really good today
by letting her in.
[Jade] Khesanio was so new here.
No one knows him.
Seeing him open up, I'm like, "Wow."
That's how you know you have a really good group of people
that are really supportive
to make someone this new open up in front
of a whole group of people, in front of the entire world--
-that's a lot. -Good work.
Kiaya, what are your roots?
Kiaya is sitting to the left of me
and she is going through it.
She needs help.
[Mike] It's okay, Kiaya.
This is a safe space.
Um...
Watching everybody else open up
is really making me wanna have that same vulnerability.
I don't know how much is too much,
but I think I'm just about to spill the beans.
I've never told nobody.
I was sexually assaulted by somebody I trusted.
I was 15,
and I planned to give my virginity to this person.
And the way they handled me,
I just felt like, I felt like dirt.
Never told nobody.
So I hate men.
They always feel like they have a sense of control.
I questioned myself so bad, like,
"Is this rape?"
I told him that I wanted to give him my virginity.
So is it my fault?
No, it's not.
And did you give consent at the time?
-No. -Then, yes, it was rape, okay?
And, no, you did not deserve to be treated like that.
[Kiaya] To sit in that trauma workshop
and actually share some of the things
that I'm dealing with that nobody else knows,
it honestly felt good to me in the end
because I felt like I really had that strength
to do something that I did not plan to do
or something that I was honestly guarded to do.
[Mike] I see that warm, sweet heart in you.
I see her. I think everybody in this room sees her.
And they all wanna protect her and help her.
[Mackenzie] I think that Kiaya needed that.
She just let it all out.
All this pain that she's been holding in,
and I just wanted to get up and hug her.
What are your roots, Leah?
Childhood abuse, sexually as well.
Later in life, I would say divorce,
the custody, going back and forth with my daughters.
How are these seeds related to your fruit?
I'm gonna protect me at all costs.
Yeah.
With relationships, I'm like,
"You can't protect me like I can protect me."
So how are you going to start taking better care
of that little girl?
I don't know how.
To change that trajectory from my daughters,
I don't know. I don't know.
[Mike] What would you say to your younger self
if you could?
You don't have to carry it anymore.
I don't know. I don't know what to say to myself.
I have no idea.
I think that's right.
You don't have to carry it anymore, right?
What does she deserve in her next great relationship?
[Leah] Peace, happiness, love,
and a place to feel safe.
Most of the time, it's very difficult
for me to open up in front of people.
But this is such a safe place.
I feel comfortable sharing with everyone.
I'm really glad that I was able to let it all out.
Good work. Good work.
[Cheyenne] Hearing Leah's story
makes me understand why she is so guarded.
But her opening up to the group,
all it does is bring us closer together.
[Mike] So, Tyler, how about your roots?
[Tyler] So my first one was my suicide attempt.
I was 11,
and I think what was so hard about it
was because I was so ready.
It's hard for Ty to talk about his suicide attempt,
but I also know it's one of his traumas,
so you have to talk about it, even if it is hard.
[Mike] What would adult Tyler say to that little boy
who is in so much pain?
[Mike] What would adult Tyler say to that little boy
who is in so much pain?
[Tyler] I just need you to know that you're worthy.
You're worthy to live.
And you're worthy to experience all the beautiful things,
and you're gonna make it.
Cate, you heal me every day.
Every single day.
You remind me that I'm worthy to live.
And I'm very thankful for you.
It's inspiring to see how Cate and Tyler
are always there for each other through difficult times.
And Jade and I could really learn a lot from them
with our big day coming up.
[Mike] Blown away by all your work
in this workshop tonight.
These roots do not define you.
Your roots came from your parents and your grandparents.
The first step towards healing
is identifying and vocalizing
what those roots of your issues are,
which you've done today with such courage.
And now you can change what is hanging there
and you can bear new fruit in your lives,
in your marriages,
in your relationships with your kids and their kids.
So good work by taking the first step
and really watering your roots,
and really coming to terms with and nurturing
the pain, the wounds, of your inner child.
[Cate] My main takeaway from the exercise
is just like, "Oh, wow, we all have a lot more in common
than we even thought we did."
Good work.
[Cate] A hundred percent you can heal.
As long as you're being vulnerable
and you're working on yourself,
you can change anything about yourself.
You just have to put in the work.
[Tyler] It created a bond
I feel like I'm gonna take with me forever after this.
[Kiyah] God, that was intense, bro.
[music]
[Mackenzie] You're always holding me.
Let me hold you, okay?
Feel that I'm holding you.
I may be 4'10", but I can protect you too.
I love that I have a man
that is open with his feelings,
and is open to let my love come for him too.
[pop music]
♪ Good fun, good fun ♪
♪ Hey, are you ready ♪
♪ Good times, good times ♪
♪ We can rock steady ♪
[Leah] We're going out. We're all single.
Yes.
All the single ladies are going out tonight.
We need to lighten the mood,
do something a little more fun.
I'm excited.
[Briana] It was a lot for me to spill my guts out
in front of everybody in the house.
But it feels empowering to be able to do that.
♪ Good times ♪
Who knows what the night is gonna bring us?
♪ Let's go Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ Let me show you what I got ♪
♪ Take it off Make it hot ♪
♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪
[Woman] [indistinct]
[Briana] Oh, my God.
Hola, hi!
We just arrived at this bar.
I'm ready to have fun.
Shots, shots, shots, shots.
So how is y'all love life?
Are y'all talk to anybody? Are y'all celibate?
I'm celibate.
-Why? -Just self-control.
I didn't have that when I was younger.
I am celibate for [squeaking nervously]
a little over a year now.
It's so empowering for me
because there was a time little Leah could not say no.
[Kiaya] I'm not this type of female
that gets that emotional connection from sex.
Sometimes, I just wanna [bleep].
Does sex not mean more to you than that?
[Kiaya] Sex can be meaningful
if it's with a meaningful person.
I've been in a relationship for so many years,
and now I'm just like, "Let me just have fun."
There's times I was like,
"Damn, I shouldn't have sex with this person"
or "I shouldn't have a kid with this person,"
but I did.
Well, I like to [bleep], so I don't know about y'all.
[Leah] Me, Kiaya, Bri
were having a great conversation.
You got a different perspective from each one of us.
You like to have physical interaction.
-Yeah. -That's fine.
Well, we're here in Colombia
and we're here to party,
so [bleep] all this sappy [bleep].
Let's take shots. [bleep] it.
[Briana] Getting a little bit of liquid courage.
I see people dancing to my right.
I'm like, "Ooh, I wanna see what they're doing."
♪ [indistinct] ♪
First time out of the country
on a [bleep] rooftop
doing champeta dance.
♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ Tasty over the top ♪
I'm living my best life.
[Woman] Hey, hey, hey.
♪ Keeping it spicy ♪
♪ [indistinct] ♪
♪ Uh, that's hot ♪
Are you single?
Are you single? Single?
I'm a single parent. I'm a single mom.
I don't have time to be with my friends.
Being here with the girls, I wanna take full advantage of it.
You take one.
-I think he's handsome. -I want him too.
-We can both have him. -Let's both have him!
Whatever that means.
[Kiaya] One of them was like,
who's that man name, Arnold Schwarzenegger,
with them fat-ass muscles.
Nice to meet you, Jonathan.
Jonathan?
And then there's this other man, he look like Jesus.
They were cute.
Ooh, you love me?
Oh, he loves me.
Too soon.
Mr. Jonathan was the cutest one out of the group.
I'm sorry. Just had to say it.
And he thinks I'm sexy.
But he doesn't speak a lick of [bleep] English.
How am I Puerto Rican and I don't [bleep] know Spanish?
Here, you try.
So we're having a hard time communicating with each other.
English to Spanish.
I can't understand anything Jonathan is saying.
We're literally using this Google Translate.
I see you in the front, talking to your man,
making hella conversation.
I see Leah trying really, really hard,
and then it's just me and him, dead silent,
passing the phone back, giggling a little bit,
passing the phone back, and y'all are like,
"What the [bleep] are you guys talking about?"
Awkward.
All right, we're all bringing them to the house.
Next thing I know, we were all loading up into the van.
And they were coming back to the house with us.
These men have no idea
what the [bleep] they're about to walk into
when they come into this house.
I'm just so mad at my mom for not teaching me Spanish.
♪ Oh, babe, beautiful ♪
♪ Easy on the eyes ♪
[Kiaya] We decided to bring the party back to the crib,
get in the pool, and have some more drinks.
[Women screaming]
[Sean] Oh, [bleep]. They did bring dudes.
-Brought some dudes. -[Sean] Uh-oh.
[Cory] I'm downstairs in the kitchen
and all I hear are the three single girls
come back screaming.
[Briana screaming]
And it is gonna be a party.
[Leah] Shots! Shots! Shots!
[Briana] He's so sexy, right?
[Kayla] Oh, my God.
I see these guys and I'm just like,
"Who are these guys in our house?"
Get undressed. Take your sneakers off.
Take your shirt off.
Hey, look at my man. Isn't he cute?
Who are these muchachos?
Hi, I'm Jade.
I wanted Bri to go out and have fun.
I think she took the fun to level 10.
Her little Colombian boy is so cute.
He's a Colombian Ken doll.
He just doesn't speak any English.
When you look that good,
do we really have to talk the same language?
It was nice to meet you guys! Have fun!
I'm really happy for Bri, Kiaya, and Leah,
but me and Sean are just too old for this [bleep].
We are taking our asses upstairs and going to bed.
Once we got to the house, that was it for me.
This guy tells me that he's 24 years old.
I'm 31. No, it didn't work out.
So I feel bad he just left.
And I went to bed.
-[Briana] Come to the pool! -[Kiaya] Get dressed!
[Briana and Kiaya screaming]
All I hear is yelling and I swear I hear some guys.
I don't know.
But we're gonna find out.
So that means trouble walked in.
[Kayla] What the [bleep] is going on?
I don't know.
Bri is over there, having all the chemistry in the world
through Google Translate.
Bri has her phone out
and is just...
Do your thing, girl. Do your thing.
Oh, my God. He said he loves me!
[cheers and applause]
Don't get pregnant.
He is gonna [bleep] my ass tonight.
Bri is about to win tonight.
-[bleep] ass! -[bleep] ass!
[Briana] Now it's just me and Kiaya in the pool.
Kiaya, I could tell she's not 100% feeling her man,
but she's taking one for the team.
She's enjoying her time.
And we're just vibing.
It's just me and him, passing the phone back,
giggling a little bit.
He was like, "I'm going to your room."
And I'm like, "Oh, yes."
You guys are gonna take these boys to your room?
Maybe, Miss Boring Pants.
This just doesn't sound like the best idea.
Bri is just ready to go to Pound Town
and I'm thinking, "Let's think this through.
Let's ask for a background check."
We don't know this guy.
Oh, my God.
I'm not drunk enough to even watch this.
Bri is always gonna do Bri.
We're gonna leave to the room.
I am obsessed with Jonathan
because he's so fine.
[Cory] [indistinct]
Have fun, Bri, be safe, use a condom.
[Cory] We gonna hear " Culo !"
And we went upstairs.
♪ That's what I want ♪
[sultry pop music]
♪ That's what I want ♪
[Briana] We couldn't understand each other,
so there wasn't really much getting to know each other.
I didn't really want to get to know him.
I just wanted to go upstairs.
♪ I take that flame ♪
♪ Make it go hotter ♪
Oh, you're naked.
-[Man] Wrap it. -[Woman] Wrap it up, sister!
♪ Ooh, la, la, la la, la, la ♪
♪ Ooh, spicy ♪
[Kiaya] I go upstairs
and as I'm walking up the stairs, I hear,
"Uh."
No!
[Kiaya] So I go up to the door,
I put my little ear up, I say,
"Oh, okay, yeah, it's what I thought it was."
"They're [bleep]."
Oh, [bleep]!
[Briana moaning]
[Cory] Wow, they went big for this.
[Woman] Next time on Teen Mom: Family Reunion...
It's time to party like we in the 2000s, baby.
We're on the same page. We're keeping it, right?
You're getting emotional. What?
[music]