- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
[upbeat rock music]
- Let's go. Sit your ass down.
- Life is busy as a mom.
- You make this?
- [laughs]
- But tonight-- - It's kind of toasty in here.
- Damn.
- This is horrible wine.
- We're taking a break--
- I can't drink it.
- Cuddling up--
[laughter]
- And tuning in to our favorite show--
- Ah! - "Teen Mom OG."
- You strung out on sugar!
- Ah!
- They're sending in-- - His sperm?
- I ain't ever seen this bitch or this man before.
- They're [bleep] delusional.
- You still want to have a baby?
[laughs]
- He's missing it.
- She said I was a [bleep] bitch.
- This [bleep] about to get good.
♪♪ ♪♪
- It's a Girls' Night In.
- You know, when I got the call to come,
I was, like, so excited because I thought they all
forgot about me and Jenelle.
- Who could forget you and Jenelle?
- I know, but-- - I mean, really.
I think the biggest thing I've heard is,
Debra, we wish you were back on TV.
We miss Farrah. We miss Jenelle.
We miss Barbara.
- So what are we watching tonight?
- First episode, "OG."
- I'm excited to see Chey and Gare Bear.
- A lot of [bleep] be going down with these OGs.
- I love Amber.
Out of all the Teen Moms, she's got to be my favorite.
- Who has the remote so we can start this?
- What, this one?
- We're gonna watch "Teen Mom." You ready?
- I'm ready.
- I control the remote.
Let's see.
[upbeat rock music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- ♪♪ Honey, I'm just getting started ♪♪
♪♪ Started ♪♪
- They have horses? - Damn.
- Nice. - I want some horses.
- I love the design of their house.
- It looks like it'd be hard to decorate.
- What's the room situation gonna
be when the baby gets here?
- The baby will be in our room for at least five months.
- Yeah.
- I think that means no sex for five months.
- Would you-- would you co-sleep?
- I would want the baby to sleep
with us first in the crib.
- They look so much older.
- Well, listen.
You know how kids age ya.
[laughs]
- What do parents do when they have a baby
sleeping in their bedroom--
- What do you mean? - What do you mean?
- As far as intimacy? - You just do it.
They're babies.
[laughter]
- Did she just ask that?
[laughs] - You [bleep].
You just keep [bleep].
- They're not even gonna know.
- Oh, my God. Just do it in front of the kid?
- Close your eyes. It's rated R.
- Did you and Sean have sex in the room with Kloie in it?
- After I went through all that childbirth,
I didn't want him to touch me for a long time.
[bleep] was not the first thing on my mind.
I can tell you that right now.
[bleep] was not on the top of my to-do list.
- Well, when you live in a New York City apartment--
- We don't need to know. - You don't have no choice.
- I don't know, but-- - Shut the [bleep] up.
- You're really disgusting. - Ew.
- You're really [bleep] disgusting.
I lost my [bleep] appetite.
You're a whore.
- You was [bleep] with us on the bed?
- Do not--not on the bed! - Not on the bed.
[laughs] Not on the bed!
Oh, my God.
- Yo, you almost got her knocked out.
- When are you guys gonna find out the gender?
- At eight weeks.
- Eight weeks?
I didn't even know I was having twins
until I was around 12 weeks.
- Mine was 15 weeks.
- Did you know the sex of your kids when you had them?
- No. - I never wanted to know.
- I told the doctor, I don't want to know.
- I never knew, either. I wanted to be surprised.
- How do you test the gender?
- It's, like, a blood test, and within, like,
72 hours, they email you your results.
- Oh, wow. - They do that?
- I had no idea.
- Really?
They don't tell you in, like, an ultrasound room no more?
- It might be different out there.
- No, you can see-- - I feel like that would be--
- A cooter or a ding-dong on the ultrasound,
no matter what ultrasound you got, OK?
- How did you find out about our gender?
I know it was a long time ago. - Girl, that was the '90s.
- So I'll give you some time to think.
- They didn't have no damn blood test.
- No. No blood test, for sure.
- It was, like, a sonogram. - Possibly.
It had to be a sonogram, for sure.
- What do you mean, it had to be?
You don't remember [bleep]? - But back then,
they would always tell you, well, it could be a boy, too,
because you know.
And then you really had to wait till you give birth
to confirm what it was.
- I don't think I could wait till the baby was born
to find out the gender.
- I feel like that's, like, old people [bleep].
- If I have a third baby,
I think I'm gonna wait till I give birth.
- [gasps] You gonna do that to us?
- Yeah. - And Tyler,
you're hoping for a boy. - Well, yeah.
- I think we both are 'cause it's our last one.
- Yeah. I am. - Yeah.
- It ain't gonna be no boy.
- Of course, 'cause you [bleep] know the gender already.
They already had the damn baby. - I know, but I'm just saying.
- They got all girls.
- Hell no.
- I wanted a dozen boys, but I stopped giving--
I stopped having kids because Briana's labor was so hard.
Oh, my God. - Being the problem child.
- I still feel it.
I think about it, and I feel it.
- Who was the easier child to raise?
- She.
You, your attitude.
You've always had a attitude from when you was a baby.
Swear to God, always.
- 'Cause I stay ready so I don't have to get ready.
- They don't realize. Like, they're babies.
But man, they grow, man.
They cost you more and more money.
- Oh, yeah.
- The bigger they are, the bigger the problems.
- I know. - Look what we go through.
- Monumental things. - Yes.
- Legal bills. [both laugh]
- If it's a girl, will you keep trying?
both: No. - No.
No. [laughter]
- When I have a baby in about 10 years--
why you making that face for?
- I want you to have a kid,
but I also want you to wait because I can live through you.
- And I want to have a kid when Kloie is, like, 12,
so she can babysit. - She can babysit.
[laughs]
- Oh, it's Maci.
- Love her. Love her.
- That's a nice house.
- Yeah, it's a beautiful house. - Guess what's at Easter.
- What? - Deviled eggs.
- Ugh. - No, you love those.
- He said, ugh. - Ugh.
- I'm like him. I do not like deviled eggs.
- I love me some deviled eggs.
- Yeah, your [bleep] ass gonna be smelling like deviled eggs.
- Happy Easter!
- What is this, honey?
- Where are they getting this big-ass bunny?
- Who the [bleep] got in the bunny suit?
- Oh, my God. - I would be running.
- Oh.
- Bentley is so cute. I love him.
- Bentley used to have the biggest crush on Farrah.
- He's getting to that age where he's too cool.
- Yeah. - You know?
- And his haircut is too cool.
- So Bentley is the girls' age. - OK.
- Yeah, so he's the girls' age. - All right.
- Yeah.
- Tell me about this disaster of a reunion.
- It's Bentley's birthday party.
It ain't Ryan's birthday party. - True.
- Put the kid first. - True.
- Stop putting that sorry excuse of a human being first.
- Ooh. - True.
Got that, yep. - And that's--
- He's fed up. - On period.
- Taylor didn't do anything wrong.
- No.
When someone puts a finger in your face and stands up--
- Right. - They want to tussle, girl.
- You need to shut up.
- But you don't need to go off like that because
that's not gonna fix you.
- No, I think Jen and Larry make a lot of excuses
for they [bleep] ass son.
- I don't really know the backstory to Jen and Larry
like that. - You know Ryan.
- I do know Ryan, though.
[laughs]
- Ryan's just a human being.
- Well, I'm obsessing about the Ryan [bleep].
He has a wife and kids with her.
So he's there for those kids,
and his wife was not there for Bentley or Maci.
That pisses me off, but the bond's different.
- ♪♪ These men are trash ♪♪
- It's always the grandparents getting on my nerves.
- You know what? [laughter]
It is the grandparents.
- Like, she doesn't need to be reaching out
to grandparents and stuff. - Yeah.
Like, it's not Maci's job to facilitate
all these relationships. Like--
- As long as she's a good mom--
- It takes everyone to do it, yeah.
- I feel like that's more than enough.
- When you're blatantly ignoring my child's feelings--
- Right. - Then I have a problem.
- Well, why don't you invite them to your house,
and have a barbecue, and talk about it?
- Talk it out. - I have to say, you know,
Jenelle and I get along.
Jenelle is getting along--all her ex--
Nathan, and, um...
who's the other father?
Nathan.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- We in here thirsty. No, I'm just kidding.
Hotter than a witch's titty in a brass bra.
- What the [bleep]?
Who thinks of [bleep] like that to say, bro?
- I was in middle school talking about,
it's hotter than a jalapeno's coochie.
[laughter]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I don't know, like, any of these people.
- Really?
- If I--if I fell over her, I wouldn't know who she is.
- Ooh. Cheyenne pregnant, too.
- I wish Chey and Zach was my mom and dad.
[line ringing] - Hi, babe.
- Hey, Mom.
We're on our way to the doctor right now.
- Is he not happy?
- He looks kind of miserable, doesn't he?
- Is he not happy she's pregnant?
- So you don't know for sure if you have a ultrasound or not?
- I'm pretty sure I do. - I was gonna say--
- 'Cause I feel like the last two--
- Request one, at least? So I can have some type of fun.
- What did he say, fun?
- Like, he wants to see his son--
- Be involved, yeah.
- And, like, be a part of it, but it's COVID.
So he has to be outside.
- That [bleep] sucks.
- Ugh, COVID. - Yeah.
- It has messed everything. - Mm-hmm.
- To miss the heartbeat because of COVID at this point,
I would have been pissed. - Wait.
What is that in the back seat? - A baby.
- That's a doll, girl. - That's not a baby.
- Oh. I was gonna say, what?
- Not the naked baby.
[laughter]
- You going to the bathroom?
I'll watch the car.
[whooshing] - I hear a heartbeat.
- I hear the heartbeat, and that's missing that [bleep].
- Missing it. - [sighs]
- Aw.
- You picked the worst time to go pee.
- They should have told him to hold it,
not to go to the bathroom.
- Did he have to go to the bathroom right there?
- Ma. - True.
- You got to [bleep], you got to [bleep].
- No. - You got to go, you got to go.
- No, with COVID, you just [bleep]
stay where you're supposed to stay and don't move.
- With the traffic in LA,
you cannot wait to, like, drive home.
- Whew. - Huh?
- I did get to hear the baby's heart beat.
- Oh, that sucks. - What?
- You were in the bathroom.
I would have gave it to you and let you hear it.
- Exactly. Use your phone.
- Is that the camera guy?
- She should have FaceTimed him, girl.
- I would have been pissed off. - Damn.
- Yeah, she would have had--she should have.
- FaceTime the man. - Oh, look at his face.
- They're gonna fight.
They finna to argue.
- He pissed. - Hard.
- Did you not take into consideration
anything that we just talked about?
- Why is he talking?
He's like, have you not-- [laughter]
- He's trying to hold it in. - That I just talked about?
- It's the baby's heartbeat.
He's the dad. He should have heard it.
- You could have FaceTimed me
when you were hearing the heartbeat.
- We were talking, and she just did it really quick.
It wasn't an ultrasound.
- Yeah, that--they do do that quick, though.
- That can happen.
- Zach is so like-- he's so cute
because he wants to be all involved.
He's all, like, sweet, "I want to know" dad, you know?
- Like, that's his first, like, child with her.
So like, you know what I mean?
Like, and I'm pretty sure he wants
to be a part of all of that.
- Zach, my message to you now is the beautiful thing is,
Ace is here. - Yeah.
- He's healthy, and if you ever want to hear his heartbeat,
all you got to do is put your ear to his chest.
And there you go.
[laughter]
That's the beautiful thing about life, now isn't it?
And--
- His heartbeat is there forever now.
- Forever.
- Amber.
- Oh God, Amber.
- We got another Indi-animal.
- Indi-animals. - Oh, [bleep].
- I don't even want to see your face, Amber,
after what you said about me. - What did she say?
- She said I was an effing bitch
and why don't I go [bleep] a [bleep].
- What are you doing for Leah?
- For Easter, most likely, she's not gonna want to come
with me because I've been reaching out to them,
and I haven't--
I still haven't heard anything back.
Leah and I are still struggling
with our relationship.
- All she did was give birth to me
and then she just kind of left me.
- She took care of you, too.
She might not have always been there, but she was there.
- Damn. That's [bleep] up to hear.
- That's harsh to say, girlie.
- I--oh, my God.
If I heard my kids say something like that,
I would be heartbroken.
- That's harsh. - Yes.
- It's harsh, but she's valid-- her feelings are valid.
- I know that.
- And the only thing Amber could do is not give up.
- Yep. - The girl is now thirt--
what, 13? - Yeah.
- So she's just saying.
She just saying-- now find her--
- What she feels. - Her feelings.
- She's saying it, telling everybody.
- She doesn't understand at that age,
like, how, you know,
what she said was, like, so hurtful to a mom.
Like, I went through the same exact thing
that Leah went through.
I went through this same exact phase.
I mean, there was, like, forever where
I didn't even have any contact with her.
I wouldn't even talk to her. She was sleeping in her car.
And I didn't even speak to her.
And it was, like, because I had to
because it was just not a healthy relationship.
And I-- and now me and my mom
are really, really close today.
- It takes time, you know? - But it takes time.
- It's gonna be OK. I promise you, OK?
- Damn.
- That's rough.
- I'm about to cry. I'm an emotional wreck.
[laughs] - Seriously.
- I cannot.
That would not happen to my daughter, absolutely not.
- Of course it didn't happen to your daughter.
She right here. - No, that's--
I'm saying if she was my daughter,
that wouldn't happen to her.
I would just cuddle with her.
Like, no, you're not going outside.
You're staying home.
- Well, that didn't work for us, so--
- I don't care. I'm gonna try it on Amber, OK?
- But you can't. It's already done.
What's done is done.
- We're gonna make the most of the rest of our lives.
It's our time to shine.
- That's right. - That's right.
We raised our children.
We love them dearly, and now we're gonna have some fun.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Maci.
- Taylor know what he doing on the grill?
- I do got to ask Taylor--
- Shh. Wait.
- Is it hot under that beard?
- Beards are disgusting.
- You know, we filmed a reunion,
and my main thought when I went into it
was, I don't want to make things worse for Bentley.
And although I felt like I got my point across,
I don't feel like I completely accomplished
not making it worse for him.
- No, but they needed to be cussed out.
- [laughs] Where was-- where was Ryan at?
- Wherever the [bleep] he always at--
not present, not a part of the conversation.
- Well, he should have squabbled up with him.
- That's a sign of-- - I'll say, that's a--
- That's a mature person there. - I was just gonna say that.
He's a good man. - He is.
He's a great dad. - He admitted his mistakes.
- Great dad.
- It's not even about a squabble.
It's like one of them's taking care of the other one's kid.
One of them are doing, and then the other half is, like,
just making [bleep] excuses. It's like--
- After excuse after excuse.
- They needed to be cussed the [bleep] out.
Don't feel bad about it.
[bleep]. - Yeah, don't regret nothing.
- Go get your ass a Starbucks and move the hell on.
- Throw your meat on the grill, homey.
- [scoffs] OK?
- The real question is, what the [bleep]
is he cooking in that grill?
- [meows]
- How are you guys feeling since the--
everything at the reunion?
- Didn't need to go that way--
- Yeah. - At all.
- To be honest with you,
we walked into a hostile situation.
- They're [bleep] delusional.
- Jen looks so depressed.
- Yeah, it's just, like, 100 steps backwards for everybody.
- She's about ready to cry.
- What have you guys been doing now?
Like, have you gotten to seen Bentley?
Have you seen them?
- We saw Bentley at his wrestling tournament.
- OK, good. - We talked to him.
Yeah, we talked to him there. - Biggest hug we ever got.
- OK, good.
- You know what grandparents are?
- What? - We are a safe haven.
- That's true. - And we give love and love.
- It's unconditional love. That's it.
- Unconditional love, absolutely.
- They've been good to Bentley.
- Umm, do you know that for sure?
- When Benny was little, they were there.
- OK, but you don't know what the [bleep]
they're going through now.
You haven't been keeping up. You can't talk on it.
- As a grandparent, I would be mortified
if you take away my grandchild.
- Can I watch this?
- I think Bentley one day
will realize that Ryan's not as bad.
- See, I told you she was ready to cry.
- Jen, cry me a [bleep] river.
- This is a lot of emotion.
- I feel like they're just on different pages,
like, different point of views.
- Well, they act like that they sit around
and [bleep] talk Ryan or something in front of Bentley,
and they don't do that, so--
- Bentley is, like, almost a teenager--
about to be a teenager.
His eyes work. His ears work.
His brain is processing. - Yeah.
- How dare you insinuate that he's not smart enough
to see what the [bleep] is going on in front of him.
- So Ryan, you know, got messed up with drugs.
I mean, that's something that happened.
It happened with Jenelle,
but we don't hold it against her for years.
- But you know what?
People go over-- get over things.
- Everybody has a past.
- And they move forward. - Yeah.
- And just because you screwed up once
doesn't mean you're a habitual, lifelong screw-up.
- You have to all try to get along.
- Well, Jen. - You know, it is--
it's harder on Bentley when we don't.
[emotional music]
- They are hurt.
- They're hurt, but Taylor is right.
- But they enable their son.
- Yes. - True.
- Yes. - Maci doesn't want that--
- I agree.
- For her son, so I agree with Maci.
- But it puts them in a [bleep] up position. That's sad.
- But you also have to hold your child accountable
for their actions and not enable
their actions that could potentially--
- So that's maybe putting a little--
- Prevent you from seeing your grandkids.
- Right. - You know what I mean?
- Give me a [bleep] break. I told you, delusional.
And I'm happy you cussed him out,
and I'm happy you grilled your meat, too.
- Oh, [bleep].
Chey and Zach.
- We're talking, and she just did it really quick.
It wasn't an ultrasound.
- Look at Zach's face.
He's very disappointed.
- You want to know about anything else
that happened in the appointment?
- I don't think I do. - [laughs]
- She's such a smart ass.
- All right.
I'm really feeling the support.
- He's still there. Cheyenne.
- Do you hear how she doesn't listen to him at all?
- I'm not gonna sit here and get screamed at--
- Got it. - About a heartbeat.
- All right, got it. Dead the conversation.
- Learn to be more respectful. - No, no. [bleep] that.
- Her hormones are going crazy.
- Like they say, the hormones are a bitch.
- Them hormones. [overlapping arguing]
- Our bodies really are going through a lot
during a pregnancy.
So we know you want to hear the ultrasound
and--and the heartbeat and all of that stuff,
but our bodies are changing by the minute, by the--the day.
And we're experiencing emotions
that maybe we didn't experience yesterday.
- Shut up. I am pregnant.
Shut up! - Ooh.
- She's out of control.
- I don't feel supported!
- Oh, my God. No, stop.
Calm down. Calm down. - Shut up!
- First of all, pull over and get a Uber, Zach.
- Yeah, bust out, Zach. - [laughs]
- Zach, get a Uber.
- There's so many emotions right now.
They're so upset.
Don't piss off somebody that's pregnant.
Do you hear me?
Don't piss us off when we're pregnant.
- You just irritated me. Like, you don't think that
I don't feel any type of way about this?
- You irritated me too.
You didn't feel no type of way about me--
- Well, he's irritated, too.
- Going.
- Both of them out the door.
- And they still left the baby in the back.
- The baby is still in the back.
Somebody need to put the baby in the car seat.
- Ah, she taking the mic off. She's pissed.
- I ain't never seen this bitch this mad before.
- Damn. There's a part three to this fight?
This [bleep] about to get good.
- You still want to have a baby?
[laughs]
- They gonna have makeup sex later.
Everything gonna be better.
- Do you think we would have done the same thing?
Do you think I would have been mad, too?
- Yes. - I would have--
- Yes. [laughs]
- I would have been mad, but for me, I'd have been like,
you got to go back in there and get that ultrasound again.
I want to--
- No, but that's not how it works.
That's you and Zach's problem.
That's now how it would have worked.
They would have been like, what?
- I love this side of Chey, to be honest.
Should we FaceTime her right now?
Let's see if she'll answer.
- Cheyenne, girl. - I ain't gonna lie.
I would have--I would have--
- Do some hot yoga,
some ins and outs, because, baby, that was a lot.
- [laughs]
- Hey. - Hi, crazy girl.
- Crazy, crazy girl. [laughs]
- We're doing Girls' Night In,
and we just watched you get crazy.
You left--left Zach on the corner to get a Uber.
- Dropped his ass off and said figure the [bleep]--
figure it out.
I was like, he's gonna Uber home and apologize to her.
[laughter]
- This fly is honestly gonna be like the Mike Pence fly.
- He's flying through the shots.
- He's right there. [fly buzzing]
- Just-- - No, it ain't gonna work.
- Bar, you're on fly duty.
[upbeat music]
- ♪♪ Wherever you go, whatever you ♪♪
- Her mom just died.
- She had cancer.
- Oh.
- It was tragic.
- They all look alike.
- I need a family tree.
- [laughs] Yes. - Like a plant.
So I can track who's who.
- Here's the deal.
We really need Dad to be healthy.
I found a hidden stash in his room.
- A stash of what? - Hidden stash of what?
- OK. What's going on?
- Oh, gosh. Is it healthy?
- Oh, snacks. - [laughs]
- I was like...
- We really need an intervention
'cause we got a lot of snacks hidden.
- Well, he's not overweight. - I do that.
I hide candy in my room from Jace.
- Oh, he's got the diabetes,
and he's eating [bleep] he ain't supposed to be eating.
- That's like my grandfather.
- Oh, he has diabetes.
- Yeah, that's serious.
- For real.
- I think it's like he's trying to fill--
probably fill in a little void with having
some little snacks, and--
he's probably just feeling lonely and you know.
I don't know.
- We really need to all talk to him together,
like, kind of an intervention-type thing.
- How do you know he needs an intervention?
He looks pretty darn healthy.
- I don't know anyone that had, like, a snack intervention.
- No, for real. [laughs]
- You strung out on sugar, bitch, and carbs.
Like, I'm so used to drug addicts.
Like, it's so serious.
I couldn't--what's an intervention like with--
with snacks, you know?
- Like, have his snack drawer, his secret snack drawer.
- Yeah. What is this?
- You back on that [bleep]?
[laughter]
- I get it, though, because they lost their mom.
- Yeah, and he had surgery.
- And it's very important that their dad is healthy.
- What would you do if I was like, babe,
I think you're eating too much?
- What? - Sugar.
- Well, if I had diabetes, I'd say, you're right.
- My grandpa, when he was on his last, like--
he--my grandma didn't want him to eat nothing bad,
and we're like, if he wants some Oreos.
- But he was on his deathbed, but I feel like with diabetes,
like, if they change their eating habits,
they change their exercise-- - OK, OK.
- They can not have it no more.
- Yeah, I see what you're saying.
- Like, their pancreas or whatever can make
the insulin correctly again. Some people can be cured.
- If the one pleasure he gets is food, leave that man alone.
- Y'all are all bugging.
♪♪ ♪♪
- I miss Cate.
- When they first aired, they were my favorite couple.
I feel like they were just real, raw, and honest.
- How did the appointment go?
- Just a little tiny.
I'm measuring exactly what I thought.
- [gasps] - Wait, what?
- It's a little blurp. You can't even see anything.
What did you think it was? - Oh.
- Hopefully, it's a boy.
- Baby girl, it's not. [laughs]
I hate to break it to you, baby girl, but it's not.
Your man is shooting Xs, not Ys.
- I think it's a girl.
- You think? - I know it's a girl.
- Oh.
Don't ruin it.
I don't know what it is.
- Why don't he just go get his chromosomes tested and see?
It'll say he has all X-X.
- It arrived.
- Our gender test? - Uh-huh.
- Ty look big.
- Tyler? - Yeah.
- He is.
- "Are you activating your kit prior
to collecting your sample?"
Yes.
- They're sending in--
- His sperm? - No, I don't think so.
It's her blood.
- We're gonna have it sent to Chrissie's.
- I just want to know what I'm having.
- He want him a son. I know it.
- I know he do.
- You got to take your own blood out?
- Oh, you got to take your own blood?
- No. - Oh, no.
I can't self-inflict. I'm sorry.
- How much blood?
- She got that [bleep] on her wrist to put the--
- "Press against your finger and
apply a large amount of pressure."
- Oh, God.
- Viewer discretion advised.
- Oh, do it! Hurry up!
[both scream, laugh]
- [gags]
- Oh, my God. It's dripping.
- I would have passed out.
- Oh, I can't look at that. That's sick.
- It's hard to do it to yourself.
- Oh, jeez. I just--
- Why didn't he prick her finger?
- Bleed, bitch, bleed.
- Right? [laughter]
- No. He said, bleed, bitch, bleed.
- She looks rough, man. - Yeah.
- She looks tired. - She does.
- All those kids, man. - She looks exhausted.
Look at her. - Why you having another kid?
- Goodbye. - Ty is so nervous.
He's like, please let it be a boy.
Please let it be a boy.
- Goddamn.
That was so much blood. - Not happening.
- That's a lot of blood. - I feel a little lightheaded.
- We need another Farrah. [laughs]
She's [bleep] great TV, bruh.
- No, you lost me at that one.
- Oh, God.
- Farrah doesn't even know--
even need no more damn Farrah.
♪♪ ♪♪
- ♪♪ I just want to find some meaning in life ♪♪
- Yo, that donut look good.
- [bleep].
- That donut look dry. - [murmuring]
- That's where I need to be, that gym.
- Looky who's here. - Hey.
- Hey, Dad. - Oh, boy.
No, leave him alone.
- This is the intervention.
- We need to talk about you hiding snacks in your room.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- I got to eat.
I mean, I can't just stop eating.
- When Mom was cooking for you, you ate a lot healthier.
- But Mom ain't there no more.
- She had you on a good system.
- But she ain't here. - Y'all not--
- Honestly, guys, I will never,
ever get over your mom.
- Aw, Dad. - Aw, man.
I'd be [bleep] if you died on me, dawg.
- After my mom died, honestly, to this day,
my dad has not been the same.
Like, you're just a different person.
- Yeah, when you lose-- death changes people a lot.
- I don't want you to feel like
we are telling you to get over anything, because we're not.
I don't want you to ever get over it.
- Quit parenting your parent.
- Yeah. - Yeah, grow up.
- He's a man. And a man don't--
you know, they don't want to take care of themselves.
- Put him on a dating app.
- He's just so depressed.
- Put him on a dating app.
- I'm not being on no dating app.
I don't want any man in my life.
- Why? - Let me tell you.
- What do you got against it?
- I don't want to be, like, 75
and have some wrinkled old man who's sickly
and have to take care of him.
I don't want to smell that old skin.
- Oh, my God. - That old man smell.
[laughs]
- Guys, I've been told that I need to go to a counselor--
counselor-- - Therapist.
Do you think you do? - I mean, I don't know.
I don't feel depressed.
- You are.
- You depressed, bruh. - He can't just stop living.
- Yeah. - But also,
he probably is really depressed.
- Everything slowed up.
- Baby, you need a therapist.
You do.
- But so does Brad.
That's his name? - And so does...
- I have a therapist.
- How often do you see them, every week?
- Once a week, girl. - Really?
- I don't need to tell you my business
to know what I'm doing with myself.
- Oh. - Yeah.
And Briana got a therapist and medication.
So what are you doing?
Brad, what you doing? - Smoking a cigarette.
- Gross. - Don't stress me out.
Let's go watch the next thing.
♪♪ ♪♪
- I can't sleep.
I'm hurt. - This is a Live?
- I think so, yeah.
- Kristina doesn't do anything for Leah.
- Oh, [bleep].
- Every time I hear Leah, I think she's talking about you.
- I know. - [laughs]
- When I was in prison, I was being cheated on.
- [gasps]
- Where is this going?
- When you're a whore--
- Amber, I love you.
- [laughs] Oh. - Oh. Oh, God.
- Who's a whore?
- When you're a homewrecker, you're a homewrecker.
- Oh, [bleep].
Did she call somebody a whore and a homewrecker?
- Who is a homewrecker? - She talking about Kristina.
- [gasps] - Yeah, she is.
- No, she not. - Yeah.
- Not a whore and a homewrecker.
- [laughs] That's not even funny, bruh.
- A ho and a homewrecker?
Well, [bleep] me sideways.
[laughter]
- I didn't know that gossip. - Me, neither.
- [bleep].
- The tea was just brewed. - But she's hurt.
- The tea is hot.
- I would call everybody a whore, too.
- I'd be pissed if I'm in jail for 20 months,
and I come home, and there's no pee-pee for me.
You met somebody else?
- If I was in prison for two years, and I came out,
and Devoin had a wife or a new girlfriend, and she was great,
and Nova clinged to her, that's just what it is.
- Welcome home.
- Honey, I'm home.
- These scrubs are giving prison.
Stop wearing them.
- I've gotten about 61 messages.
- 61? - Apparently, your baby mama
has went on Instagram rants again.
I've been called a whore, a homewrecker,
things that, you know, aren't true.
- It still hurts.
- In a moment of emotional rage, or anger, or hurt,
you talk your [bleep].
We've all done it. - Mm-hmm.
- I've talked my [bleep] on Live plenty of times.
- Any time, you know, you put anything on social media,
people screen record it,
share it everywhere, send it to people.
Like, it makes the situation 10 times worse, too.
- Nobody should go on the internet.
It's the worst place to go to.
- It's never ending. That's for sure.
♪♪ ♪♪
- [laughs] They petty.
- Who put Amber Portwood going live?
- They petty for those.
They so petty for those.
- She could have done it privately.
- Go knock on they door. "You homewrecking whore."
- [laughs]
[mellow music]
- It's hot in here. - How about you?
- I don't know what's going on. Huh?
[laughs] What was the question?
[tense music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- They got the tense music playing.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Yo, Michael's out there.
- Mind if I holler at you real quick?
- Yeah. - Did you hear what happened?
- Yeah, she was going over it right now.
- Do you think I'm in the wrong in any parts of this?
[laughter]
- He looking. - Hey, hold on.
Pause, pause. Hey, look.
- Let me make sure my wife not there 'cause--
- And then she pull up. - She really did.
She knew. - I saw that.
I noticed that. - She said, mm.
- He was ready to answer, but he bit his tongue.
Like, don't you-- - He did not get a word in.
- That's my daughter.
You better not talk [bleep] about her.
- He's like, all these bitches in here crazy as [bleep].
- I would have just gave his ass the look.
Like, bruh, bitches is wild in this house.
- I think I saw his eyebrow arch.
- Help me, man. Help me.
- I saw his eyebrow arch.
- He's like, you got the daughter, baby.
I got the OG. I got the mama.
- She lashed out.
I've never seen that part of Chey,
and I'm literally sitting here. - She's pregnant.
- I get that, but she also-- - You know how many hormones--
- Being pregnant is not fun.
- It's not for the faint of heart.
- Uh-uh.
It's for the real bitches only. [laughs]
- You know, when I was pregnant,
I think I was more emotion-- like, more--like,
I cried more than I got upset.
- I walked into a restaurant one day pregnant with Farrah.
I wanted a cinnamon raisin roll.
And I told the woman.
She goes, I'm sorry, ma'am. [laughs]
We just ran out.
- Oh, that's the wrong thing to say.
- Oh, my God.
The world came to an end. - Yeah.
- I can speak from a victim of abuse from pregnancy hormones
due to Briana to my right 'cause...
- [laughing]
- I don't want to relive that day.
I couldn't fight back because she was pregnant.
What I look like, hitting a pregnant woman, Roxanne?
What the [bleep] I look like? - It's her hormones.
You have to let it go.
- I was cooking macaroni and cheese on the pot.
She didn't have to come at me like that
when I was over the stove.
I really could have gotten burned.
[laughter]
- She's got to realize that her--
Zach is not her enemy-- [Cheyenne yelling]
But is her biggest supporter.
[bleep] you. [bleep] you. [bleep] you.
- I think every woman in the world
would feel like that at that point.
- You damn right.
- Girl, we all be feeling that way.
- She's upset. He's upset.
All this is happening, and then there's a camera in your face.
- It needs to be filmed, yeah.
- Like, normal people, when they're mad,
they can just move on and get over it.
But like, when we get mad on TV,
people act like we're crazy or something.
It's like, that's just normal life.
- Yeah. - Like, that's normal [bleep].
And it pisses you off because if you're upset or you're mad
and then there's someone just like this...
you're like, get the [bleep] out of here.
I feel like that's the thing with filming.
Like, people don't understand that if I'm upset,
the camera guys aren't gonna be like, oh, OK, I'll go away.
Like, they don't do that.
- I didn't see Leah on Easter.
- Damn.
- I booked a hotel in downtown Indy
hoping it would lift my spirits.
- But that hotel room is depressing, too, babe.
- Yeah.
- I feel very stressed right now.
- She got some stylish glasses.
- She feels like a rich auntie with those glasses.
- Yeah, yeah, that has, like, mad cash--
- And she's hella mellow when she talks.
- Like careless cash. - Shh, let me hear this.
- I saw you were on Instagram last night.
- Uh-oh.
- You know, I did it a little bit.
I deleted it, hoping just my fans saw it.
It got [bleep] blasted everywhere.
- Duh, Amber. You know how this goes.
- See, she's got to get out of this fame thing.
She needs friends.
- I love Amber because she's real like that, though.
100%. Like, if you don't like it, too bad.
- Have you talked to Gary or Leah since?
- They haven't been answering any of my phone calls
or text messages, so--
- She's regret--she's having a regretful moment.
- At least you know she has remorse.
- You got to consistently do the right thing
because as soon as you [bleep] up,
they gonna use that as a reason as to why
they not [bleep] with you, you know what I'm saying?
- Yep.
- Like, she-- that Instagram [bleep]--
- You got to stay on the straight.
- Every time she do that, they gonna--
- That's part of the process.
- Pull the rug from under her feet.
- 'Cause even when you hella mad,
you still got to stick to what you're supposed to do.
- Yep.
- Casting dispersions on other people, it gets you nowhere.
- You know what it's gonna do?
- Drive her away. - Drive her away.
And as soon as this girl is an adult, 18,
she's gonna say-- - Gone.
- I don't want nothing to do with you no more.
- Gone. Yeah. - No more. I'm done.
My mother is Kristina. That's what she's gonna say.
- She'll disrespect Amber.
- She'll say, you might have carried me in your--
you know, your womb, but my mother is Kristina.
- Right.
- When was the last time you got to talk to her?
- A long time.
- I can't tell the days. - Aww.
It's just gonna make me even more--
- Sad. - Damn.
- Depressed. - That's sad.
- You just need to know what's going on in Leah's head then.
- I know what's going on in Leah's head, other people.
- I just don't see Gary--
- Same.
- Gary doesn't talk down on Amber.
- No, never.
- And I don't see Kristina being that kind of person
where she would talk down on Amber,
like, especially around the children.
- When I was her age, I felt that same way about my dad,
and nobody put none of that [bleep]
in my ear about my dad.
I just felt hurt because I felt abandoned.
- There's no relationship with Kristina and Gary.
He doesn't answer the phone.
He doesn't want to answer the text.
- That's wrong on their part.
- Yeah, they shouldn't ignore her.
- Parents should be communicating
at all time, no matter what, fight or no fight.
Co-parenting.
- I don't understand why I'm getting treated this way now.
I'm not gonna give up on her.
- ♪♪ If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be ♪♪
- I think that's really [bleep] hard for Amber.
That makes me so sad.
- She's so [bleep] hurt.
You know what I'm saying?
- I feel like Amber don't talk a lot.
- When she talks, it comes out as vomit on a Instagram Live.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, the thing is, she got to say that [bleep]
in a constructive way when she feels that [bleep].
- Mm-hmm.
- Otherwise, it just bottles up, and then
people become homewreckin' hoes.
- Amber has been through a lot of challenges.
And I will also tell you, I was extremely proud
of the way she handled Farrah on the last episode
where they were all together.
I was speechless at Amber's maturity,
and grace, and mercy on my daughter.
- Then why can't Amber do the same for Kristina?
- Because she's too close to it.
- Yeah.
- This mango is disgusting.
- It really is not mango season.
- They good.
- This [bleep] tastes like Play-Doh.
Wait, I'm dead. Take a little bite.
- That's disgusting. - Take a little bit.
- No.
- It tastes like a Sour Patch Kid.
- It's like you could break it in half and just--
- But eat the pineapple.
The pineapple is good.
♪♪ ♪♪
- ♪♪ You're so easy to love ♪♪
- Oh, not the Fruit Roll Up on the blanket.
- No, look. There's two.
- She's looking right at the camera like--
- Addie. - I see you.
That's Addie, yeah.
- Kerthy received the gender results in an email,
so she's giving us a gender reveal popper
to tell us the big news.
- Let's see what they're having.
- Cover your eyes. - I do not like gender reveals.
- [laughs]
- Why doesn't--I don't know. Should we stand?
- I don't know. - Should we stand up,
or should we sit down? - I don't know.
- Don't get too close. - It ain't.
Sorry. - It's gonna go in your eyes.
- 'Cause it's their last chance for a boy.
- I can't stand things that explode.
Oh, my God.
- Pull it!
- What the [bleep] is she-- - 3.
2, 1.
- Boy or girl? - Oh.
- It didn't work. - Oh.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God. [laughter]
- No, no, no. Why would it do this to us?
- Not him thinking there was a bomb on his table.
- Oh, what?
[laughter]
- He said oh, my God and pulled it away.
- It's a dud. It's a dud.
- Oh, my God. It's a dud.
- It's a dud.
Of course it would do this.
Yeah, it's a dud. It didn't work.
It's broken. [all scream]
- It's a girl! both: Aww.
- It's another girl.
- Yes, honey. I told you this was happening.
- I told you. - It's your fault, Tyler.
The man--the mens are responsible for the gender.
Your fault. You didn't shoot Ys.
You only shot Xs.
- Look at this face.
- I mean, who knows?
Maybe it might grow a penis by--
- It won't.
It won't, but--
- It won't. It won't.
- I didn't picture my life with just all girls.
- Neither did I. I thought I'd have a son.
- What if they have one more? - [bleep].
- I wonder if they'll try for one more.
- You got to give up.
You got to give up.
- I never was sad about any sex of my children.
- Mm-mm.
- God, I ain't gonna lie. My feelings would be fake hurt.
My feelings was a little hurt over Holly.
I was like, oh, damn.
- No, it wasn't. - I thought I was having a boy.
- Shut your ass up.
- You deserved a girl.
You deserve three girls.
- How?
- Because you're just a-- you're just a slut.
All slut men, when they grow up and have kids,
like, God gives them karma by giving them
a bunch of little daughters.
- You wanted a boy?
- It wasn't like I wanted one over the other.
I just thought I was having one.
I don't know. I just thought I was.
And then when they told me it was a girl,
I got a bunch of girl's stuff,
and then Sean was taking a shower.
And I put it all out on the bed,
and then, like, I filmed him coming out.
And he seen all the girl stuff on the bed,
and he just, like, broke down in tears
and started crying because he was like--
- Isn't that sweet?
- Super excited because he wanted a girl really bad.
- He's a girl dad, for sure. - Yeah.
Yeah, he wants our next kid to be a girl.
- For real? - Yes.
- No.
- What are we gonna do with ourselves?
- We're gonna raise three girls.
- Yes, you are.
- Damn. When they get their periods, oh, my God.
- And when they're in sync... all: Oh.
- I feel so bad. - Feel bad for you, Tyler.
- Wait till they all have PMS, man.
- Aw. - He's in his feelings.
- Air hug.
Hey, I feel that one.
- It's done already? - Yeah.
- Damn.
- Bentley gonna be bad ass growing up.
You know that?
- So many emotions in this episode.
- This was a good episode.
I liked this one.
- Gary can cook. - Gary is such a good dad.
- I be looking at his stuff. - And he can cook.
- I hate that.
- Amber, get up and move. You'd feel better.
- I wanted Chey in slow motion being like, [bleep] you.
[in slow motion] [bleep] you.
And [bleep] you.
- Anyways, this episode is [bleep].
- Right? - I'ma call Zach a Uber.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Let's put our opinion where it's not needed.
- Oh, here we go.
- We got the matching PJs.
- Look at us, looking all cute or whatever.
- I feel like a superhero.
- Ready?
- Mm. [laughter]
- And action.
- You being pregnant is not an excuse
for you to latch out like that.
- Shut the hell up. Yes, it is.
- I can't take away my past.
- I can relate to that in so many ways, you guys.
- I'm not allowed to be angry?
- She's like a bitch, man. - A control person.
- You're a dick, Josh.
I don't even want to be with him.
- Leave his ass. - I'm judging.
- I don't want an epidural.
- Said every crazy woman I ever did encounter.
- I think he's annoying as hell.
- When he sees you, he's gonna be like,
so what's all that [bleep] about me being obnoxious?
all: Oh. - Are you crying?
- I'm a sucker. - Why am I crying real tears?
both: Ah!
- I'm divorcing you.
- Someone gets this bitch a Reese's.
She's tripping.
[laughter]
- Fight, fight, fight, fight.