- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
[upbeat music]
- Put it in my mouth.
- That's what she said.
- You got the remote, Jenelle.
Start this [bleep]. - Let's do it.
- Push play. - Life is busy as a mom.
- Would you come on? - I'm coming.
I'm grabbing this.
- But tonight we're taking a break,
cuddling up, and tuning into our favorite show.
- How about everybody say how they really feel?
- "Teen Mom OG."
- Are you guys ready to catch up?
- All right, yeah. - Last week--
- Let's put our opinion where it's not needed.
- Cheyenne clashed with Corey.
- For you not to be able to attend Ryder's birthday,
you're a piece of [bleep].
- I don't get to control the schedule.
- We love you, Corey, but this scene made us say
[bleep] you, Corey.
- Maci ghosted Ryan's wife.
- Uh-uh, bitch. See, it's a trap.
- I'm just over it. Over it.
- She's [bleep].
- Mackenzie celebrated her late mom's birthday.
- I know she's up there just looking down.
- None of that [bleep] makes you feel better, honestly.
- Amber kept trying for a relationship with Leah.
- I want my daughter back.
- That was heavy.
- And Cate and Ty considered a new treatment
for his bipolar disorder.
- Ketamine treatment.
After all my years of talk therapy, I'm ready to dive
into something a little--
- Horse tranquilizer?
- Oh.
- A psychedelic.
- And we can't wait to see what happens next.
[upbeat music]
- It's a "Girls' Night In."
[funky music]
- Oh, we got the matching PJs.
- Look at us looking all cute all whatever.
- We are, however, missing the snacks.
- Yeah, what are we getting for snacks?
- This is what I made for dinner.
- Some chips.
- Some potato chips.
- About the usual.
- Shut up.
- When I say go, blow it.
And whoever's cup falls off the end first--
- Are you ready?
- Ready, set, go.
- Mine hit the floor first.
Bitch, I won.
- You could have got the ice cream
while I cut the sandwich.
Why you watch me cut the whole sandwich?
- Girl, bye.
- I thought I was going to say [bleep] off
today and just stay in bed.
I literally, like, contemplated--
- You did say that, though.
- --telling everyone, like, I'm sorry, but no.
- I feel so [bleep].
I was like, but if I tell them I'm not filming,
it's going to be like there's the old Jenelle again.
[laughter]
Can't have that happen. - I know.
We were all like [bleep].
- You ready? - Watch this show.
- Let's go.
- Let's do it.
[upbeat music]
- ♪♪ I'll tell ya something ♪♪
- Mackenzie.
Of course, we're going to start with a boring one.
- Oh, [bleep].
Oh, [bleep]. Shots fired over here.
Damn.
- She's the one who was dating the-- the--
- --bull rider or something. - Yes.
- Yeah.
- Her kids are cute.
- Yeah.
- They're cute though. - Yeah.
- The kids are always cute.
- I like to harass you.
- I know that's the truth.
- All kids do.
- Hell, yeah. - I want a boy.
- They're fun. They're fun. - I want a boy.
- Definitely fun.
Rough-- rough as hell though.
- Do that, so I don't have to have no kids.
- I got to get a man first.
- Third baby daddy's the charm.
- Husband. Husband.
- I got three baby daddies.
- No.
I want two baby daddies and one husband, OK?
One.
One husband.
- Is there any way you guys could learn
how to behave for one hour?
[screaming]
- But what do you mean, learn how to behave?
Like, bitch, teach them.
[laughter]
- That [bleep] drives me nuts.
- That's how my house is. - Oh, gosh, no.
- Yeah.
Like, Kaiser and Ensley are like that.
- Oh, my gosh. - Yeah.
- I don't know why you're saying,
oh, my gosh for because you got Stella.
- Have you still been talking to realtors about a building?
- There's places available, but they're not--
they don't really hit all of our checkboxes.
- What does she do?
- She's opening a gym.
- I think-- - Yeah, she's a fitness guru.
Is that a word, guru? Goro?
Seriously, is it fitness guru or fitness "goru"?
- Guru, I think.
- You know what I'm talking about?
Guru. - I think it's guru.
- Guru?
- I've always wanted to run my own business,
but I just never knew how.
- I just opened my bigger salon.
The construction just got done.
So it's been open, like, two months.
I just started the hiring process.
So I got two more interviews when I get home.
- [bleep] this salsa.
- [indistinct]
- My mouth is on fire.
- Really? - Don't eat it then.
- Wow.
- No more for me.
- I didn't think it was that spicy.
- Pushy.
- I just want like, a really big nice open room, but just--
it has to look good.
I'd have to go live online, post these on my Body By
Mac website.
- That's one thing about Mackenzie I always
know is that she was always into her fitness stuff,
and she always tried to, like, make a business
and stuff like that from it.
- You can never just get chunky in peace.
Everyone wants to remind you you're getting chunky.
- Briana's trying to get us a personal trainer.
And [bleep] was an ex-convict.
What?
- Yeah, that didn't work out.
- So I had to stop.
I said, I don't like this.
- I'll see you later.
- Bye. - Bye.
- Man, I-- working with kids can be a balance sometimes.
- Yeah, it's always-- it's always chaos.
- Why do squats when you can get a BBL?
- David.
- A BBL is when they take out fat
from a fat part of your body--
- And stick it in your ass.
- --and they redirect it into each one of your buttocks.
- Oh, my god.
- ♪♪ Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh ♪♪
[upbeat music]
- I like that their house is round.
- I love her house.
- I know.
- That's her brother? - Wow.
He got big.
- I love April.
- Her mom cut her hair.
- She looks like my mom.
[laughter]
- That can I speak to a manager haircut.
[laughter]
- Your fourth one, they say.
You go super quick.
Even Dr. Niver was like, since I went so fast with Vaeda.
- Her baby's about to fall out of her coochie on the way.
- For real?
- It goes fast.
She's like-- you know what I mean?
The more you have, they just pop out.
- So your last one, did she just, like, pop out fast?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It was pretty fast.
And then my epidural worked only for, like,
the half side of my body.
So the other half, I felt everything.
- Yes.
Mine did that, like, back.
And then they kept flipping me over.
And it was so bad. - Yes.
It hurt so bad.
- Oh, yeah.
- Because she's all excited.
Stand up by dad though.
- Right?
[laughter]
- It's a dangerous game.
- My vagina get this big.
- Ahh.
Yuck.
- They asked if I wanted a mirror.
I'm like, no.
- I don't want to see my coochie
get stretched like that.
- Right.
See my coochie like that.
- The, like, light above me had a reflection.
And I noticed it.
And then I couldn't stop looking.
- Oh, my goodness.
- I was like, but I don't want to look.
- It's not funny. That's disgusting.
- I watched you be born.
And that didn't stop me.
- I was hoping.
- Uh-huh.
- I guess not because a year later,
you popped out Carly, huh?
- I didn't know that they had such an age gap.
- Use protection if you're going to do it.
I'll buy you the [bleep] things.
- Put saran wrap on that penis, for real.
We're not getting pregnant here.
- I think we talk about safe sex
more now than we did before.
Whether it's condoms, birth control,
we definitely talk about it more in 2022
than we did in 2009 when the twins were born.
- Right.
- It makes me, like, look back because, like,
when you're young, you think-- you think you're grown.
- Yeah. - For real.
- Like, when you're 15, you think you [bleep] know it all.
We were doing grown-up things when we should
not have been doing [bleep].
We should have been listening to [bleep] "Kidz Bop."
- Yeah. - "Kidz Bop."
- Did your dad have the conversation with you?
- It's easier talking to boys about it.
You think--
- I didn't have any talks with my parents.
You did?
You had talks with Jeff?
- Dad, he would--
you're gonna die.
Dad said, she can't get pregnant in the mouth, son.
And that was it. - Oh, [bleep].
- I would never say that to Ali and Aleeah.
So, you know-- - I would kick your ass.
Dad's going to die when this goes,
but that was-- that was my sex talk.
- I thought I signed a contract for the kids
to do "Girls' Night In," is what I thought.
- And you signed it for you? - Oh, they got you.
- And I didn't know. I thought it was for the twins.
I didn't know it was for me.
- They were like, come on in.
- And they tricked your ass.
- Yeah, they got me good.
So here I am, on a couch, drinking a Busch Light.
[upbeat music]
- Maci.
- Their house is beautiful.
- Our family's schedule is complicated
since the kids are on three different teams
and go to three different schools.
- Damn. - Oh, god.
- Damn. - Three different schools?
[bleep].
- Dude, she's constantly driving.
- Why do they go to three different schools?
- Yeah, for real.
Why do they go to three different schools?
- That would be so hectic.
- That would.
- With Benny, you know, traveling all the time
with ball, like, when do you really
get to spend time with them?
- I mean, I think we can relate.
When we get the kids, we're hustling,
like, sports, practice.
You know, whatever it may be, we're always on the go.
You were into the same thing.
- Yeah.
- The little bit of time that I do get just the two of us,
it's always an actual, like, just full-blown parenting.
- I usually try all three of mine to have my own time with
each, kind of get that connection
because it's always-- it's always chaos.
- Sometimes when you take them all together,
they just all fight.
And then it's like, you don't enjoy yourself.
They don't enjoy theirselves.
That's the one thing, like, Jace cherishes the most,
is like, one-on-one time with me.
It's like, really, really important.
- Yeah.
- Then the shooting happens.
So I don't take Bentley to school at all
because that's, like, the only way to go,
is to pass that gas station.
- What's she talking about?
- Oh, so family reunion, she told us about that.
- Oh, she's got, like, PTSD really bad from it.
- What happened? - Open shooter.
Like, when she was at the gas station with Bentley, right?
- No, she was by herself. - By herself?
- I think it was just, like, random, right?
- Yeah. It was just random.
- Yeah.
She was, like, caught in the crossfire.
- Yeah.
- That would be rough.
PTSD.
- Like, the red light stops you directly in front of it.
- Yeah.
- Literally directly in front of it.
- That happened to me when I was in Ohio.
We, like, through the [bleep] back in reverse real quick.
- Nova and Stella, I hadn't seen him in a few days,
so I was just like, let me take you to Target, spoil you guys.
They were getting anything they wanted.
And I was like, you know what? I'm tired of being in Target.
Let's hurry the [bleep] up and go home.
Five minutes later, a shootout at Target.
- What?
- Right across the street from my house.
- I could have been there with Nova and Stella.
And even now, when I go to that Target, I'm like--
- We're still so close, but I can tell that it's--
it's taking a toll on both of us.
Like, we miss each other.
- That's why you can't rush, like--
it's not good to just rush.
Take your time.
Enjoy your kids.
I'll let Nova and Stella stay home
from school or from gymnastics practice
or whatever it is and just chill with them
and soak them in because time flies by.
Next thing you know, they're off doing their own thing.
And then you spend all this time
rushing, rushing, rushing, doing
all these different things.
And then you're like, damn.
Did I spend enough time with my kids?
- I've been busy with school, but I'm
also writing a second book.
- Second book, Amber.
OK.
- My girl. - OK.
But one thing I don't understand about the "Teen Mom"
girls, they'll write these books and spill all the tea,
but they won't film about it.
You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, literally.
You're putting it in writing.
- I don't really understand.
Like, I don't feel like I could write a book because I've
already put everything on TV.
- Look at those dolls though.
- Why does she have all those dolls?
- What's with those dolls?
- I don't know what those are.
- Them puppets trip me out, Amber.
- That's the first thing I look now is the puppets.
- Look at that one.
- Oh, no.
It's Count Dracula.
What the [bleep]?
No. - I don't understand.
I thought she was, like, in her mom's house or something.
[laughter]
- Honestly.
- Not the mom's house.
- I was like, she decorated it.
I was like, she at meemaw's.
- David, you know.
What's going on with them dolls, David?
- So they're James' toys.
- Aww, James.
- Oh, so you let us stay here and talk [bleep].
- And talk [bleep].
And that's a baby's toy.
- You've written a memoir before.
- That was PG-13.
- What's in the book?
- People are going to probably be a bit shocked
that I am bisexual.
- Oh.
- Love is love.
- Yes.
- Girl, it's 2022. - Yeah.
For real.
- Did y'all know?
- It's 2022, babe.
- I'm not trippin'.
- It's that-- I mean-- - I ain't going to lie.
I feel like-- I feel like most women is bisexual, for real.
- It's not shocking.
You could literally come to me and be like,
I'm in love with a horse.
And I'd be like, bitch, it's 2022.
- You know why it's not shocking to you?
- I don't know about no horse.
- It's 2022.
- It's not shocking to you because you
grew up in this time.
But for me and your dad's age, we didn't grow up like this.
I mean, so it is shocking for us.
For our age group, it is.
- Does Gary know?
- Why would Gary need to know?
- Right.
- That's none of his [bleep] business.
- True. That's true.
- Gary knows everything. - Gary knows everything.
- I think he's going to think it's
going to be bad for Leah and--
- Really?
- --things like that.
Yeah, absolutely.
This is just another embarrassment to them.
- I just want Amber--
I want Amber--
- [bleep].
- --to start living her truth. - Oh, my god.
Girl.
- Just be her.
- She's just so sad.
- I feel like she criticizes herself so much
because she's worried about what everybody
else is going to think and how it's
going to affect everybody.
- Oh, no.
- Speak your mother[bleep] truth, girl.
Let them know you like ladies.
- I think it's great that she felt comfortable enough now
to come out like this and--
- --be authentic about who she is.
- That could be a lot of weight off her shoulders.
- Right.
- It ain't bad for her, girl. Do you.
Move on. - It's really not.
- God damn.
- But what if they try to use it against her though?
- They use everything against her already.
She might as well live her life.
- I never understood why somebody here with somebody
else is licking or sticking.
- For real. Literally.
That's why, literally, I've actually never came out
to the public, like, actually said, like, hey, guys,
I'm pansexual because it's like,
if I'm going to end up with any kind of gender,
why does that even matter?
Like, you're just going to see me with them.
And since I am pansexual, it's like it's not
something that I have to, like, come
out with and, like, announce.
I just-- I don't know.
I cannot-- I've never went on a show and, like, came out.
Like, you know what I mean?
- Just now you did.
- I mean, now. Guys, I'm pansexual.
- This is your coming-out story.
- I guess, you guys.
- So just wondering, like, what's
the difference between pansexual and bisexual?
- I just identify as pansexual because I feel
like some people are bisexual and wouldn't
date transgender people.
But I would date--
- Not saying I have anything against--
- Right. Right.
That's just not your preference.
- I mean, that's not my preference.
Don't eat me up, internet.
- I would date any gender, period.
I don't care about your looks, really.
I'm just about your personality.
- OK.
- ♪♪ Hey you with the gypsy hut ♪♪
♪♪ Nobody's gonna get [indistinct] ♪♪
♪♪ That's the way you are ♪♪
- Nails by Ryder.
- Okay. Nails by Ryder.
- Is that her nail line?
- Yes.
I went to her pop-up shop not too long ago.
She was, like, painting nails and stuff.
- Oh.
- It's beautiful in here.
Like, really. - Thank you for coming.
- I don't want to get my makeup on you.
You look so pretty.
- Let me know if you want to hop in and do anybody's nails.
- Let me know if you need me. I'm here to help you.
Let me know if you need me.
Cutest colors ever.
She has so many colors.
- That's good.
- What is it?
- I made you an iced tea chai latte--
- I'm done.
- --with whipped cream.
- Zach is so sweet. - I'm saying.
He just gave her a cup.
- He reminds me of, like, how Sean is,
like, very much, like, serving, caring.
- Yeah. - I want.
I want. I want.
Give it to me.
- Yes.
- Does Zach have, like, a brother or--
a younger one.
- So what are you doing?
- I'm looking up the difference between a baby shower
and a baby sprinkle.
- The hell is a baby sprinkle?
- Wait.
What?
- Yeah, what is a baby sprinkle?
- Yeah, girl, please.
- Yeah, what is a baby sprinkle?
- It's like a sprinkle instead of a shower.
- Oh. All I know is baby shower.
That's all I know.
- A baby shower is the first initial one, your first one.
You get all the big stuff. And then--
- The sprinkle.
- --your additional childs after that,
you have a "sprinkle."
- Is this right?
- [indistinct].
- Is Corey right right now?
- A baby shower is a celebration
of the mother's first baby.
A baby sprinkle is a celebration
of the mom's next babies.
- Oh.
- I told you.
I know my [bleep]. - Dang.
I didn't even know that.
- Now we know.
- Oh, bruh.
That's why he know how to play golf.
He be practicing.
- We got the baby shower coming up.
And then I really want to propose.
- Propose? Whoo!
- Did you get the ring and everything?
Whew.
- I got the ring.
- It's a three-carat cushion cut.
- I love that cushion cut.
Yes.
- Ooh, three carats.
- Oh, snap.
- He got money, honey.
- Money.
- It was a lot, but I was hustling back in the day.
I did literally everything.
- OK.
I'm not going to ask any questions.
- Right, Dad.
- Don't ask no questions.
♪♪ Don't ask no questions ♪♪
- I'm ready for the wedding.
- What the [bleep] are wearing? - I don't know.
- I'm getting turnt up. I'm ready to eat too.
I know he finna to have some good-ass food.
- All her friends, all her close family that she wants
there, it's the perfect time.
- Yeah.
I would have loved if you got all my family
together to witness that.
- He did a good job. Leave him alone.
- We didn't want the families to [indistinct]
half the [bleep] we did. - Oh, yeah.
That's true. Never mind.
Let me shut up.
We didn't want y'all there because--
- Right. - Never mind.
Never mind. Never mind.
- Yeah.
You put your foot in the mouth right now
sitting between two parents.
- How was it when you proposed to Miranda?
- It was chill at the house.
- Not in front of everybody? - Mm-mm.
- No.
- I made, like, a Christmas tree ornament.
And I was like-- it was--
it was corny.
- It feels corny?
- Yeah.
- You got [bleep] engaged twice.
Your ass [bleep].
- I got engaged twice.
- You too?
- Third time's a charm.
Right?
Am I right?
- You haven't got married yet?
- No.
- I'm going to ask Chey's dad for her-- you know, for his
blessing to marry Chey.
- When were you planning on doing this?
- I'm thinking me and her dad are going out to--
I'm think it's Santa Barbara.
We're going skydiving for his birthday.
- Oh, god. Oh, god.
- He's going to ask for his blessing
while jumping out of a plane?
- Just my advice to you is make sure that you
take care of home, man. - I will.
- Take care of your wife.
Take care of your kids.
Be the best daddy that you can be.
- I love seeing the dads, the Black dads,
with their little bald shiny heads.
- [bleep] playing golf in the backyard.
- Their little bald heads.
It's so cute.
- Excited.
- Thank you.
- Oh, I love that.
- Love that. - Love that.
- I love the love.
- Y'all want to get married anytime soon?
- Considering that I'm not in a relationship, no.
- I ain't got nobody to marry.
But yeah, I want to get married.
- David did his proposal.
We went to the mountains.
And I thought we were just going alone.
MTV was following behind us in the car.
We went hiking up this trail.
And then all of a sudden, I see rose petals everywhere.
And I was like--
[gasps]
The first thought I had was someone must have died,
and they put out rose petals.
And then he said, this is for you.
And I was like, this is for me?
And then when he bent down and got on the ground,
then the cameramen popped out of the freaking woods.
I was like, what is going on?
Yeah, So he proposed. [bleep]
- She's sees the rose petals, like, wow.
Rest in peace. Dude.
- I'm walking on someone's grave.
- I swear to god. I swear to god.
[light upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Why isn't anyone saying anything?
[upbeat music]
- Mackenzie.
- I'm going to sleep for her because--
[laughter]
- Kayla.
OK, me too.
- Where's it at?
No. I mean, like, what part of Florida?
- Oh. - Where is that at?
- Florida.
[laughter]
- Shut up.
- I'm going to check out a gym.
My boss is also coming with me to see the room
that's available for rent.
- I thought she worked for herself.
Why she got a boss? - Yeah, I don't--
- I'm confused.
- How are you doing?
- Yeah, why does she have a-- so--
- --a boss.
Why does she have a boss?
- Maybe they-- maybe he invested or something.
- I'm thinking-- I'm thinking he might be an investor--
- Partner or something.
Yeah. - Hi.
How are you?
- Hey, there.
- Weird question, but what do you
guys think about the man buns?
- Don't like it.
- It depends. If he's hot--
- It depends on the guy. - Yeah, if he's hot, then--
- If he looks like a surfer boy and he got some long hair,
hell, yeah. - Like that, that's a no.
- Yeah, hell, no. Not like that.
- I've never seen a gym like this.
- Yeah, you're from Oklahoma, baby.
- Yeah, because the gyms out here be lit.
- I'm ready to see a room.
♪♪ ♪♪
- She's so little. Look at her.
I know.
- Oh, my god.
- She looks like a high schooler.
- Exactly the reaction I wanted, right there.
- Oh, my gosh.
OK.
- Look at how happy she looks.
- She said, this nice.
- She said, this fancy.
- For real.
- If I were to open my own place,
this is exactly to a T--
the floors, the platform, the mirrors, the TVs.
Like-- - Wait.
I'm confused because I thought she was going to, like,
get a whole building to herself--
- Me too.
- --and, like, her own fitness center, not a room.
- Yeah, that's what I thought. - No, she said opening a--
- [indistinct].
- I mean, that's fine. - Oh, yeah.
No. - Baby steps.
- This is super, super perfect.
- Oh.
Why I thought that [bleep] Trump?
- Who--
- I was mad.
- Oh, I thought his shirt said Trump.
- My bad. - It says triumph.
I was reading it wrong.
- And I can just walk in and start next week.
Like, am I dreaming?
- No, girl. It's a reality.
You're not dreaming.
- Reality, baby.
Get this started.
- Cue the cheerleader kick. - What the [bleep]?
- Look at the cute little monkeys.
- Those are kind of cute.
- Go, Mackenzie. - Good job, girl.
- That's what's up.
- Good job.
- How high can you kick, Kiaya?
Can you do that? - I don't know how high.
- Get up and do it. - Get up and do it.
- I was cheer captain in middle school.
And I, like, did a bunch of cheerleading and gymnastics.
- I can't do any of it.
- Can you do a flip? - No.
- I can do a round off. - I was too scared.
I never knew how to throw myself back.
I would just, like, fall on my back
and knock the breath out of myself.
- Oh, yeah.
- So I never tried again.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, I love hanging plants, but I hate watering them.
- I was just thinking about my plants at home.
I'm like, [bleep].
I need to water them.
- So Nick and his girlfriend, you like his girlfriend, mom?
- Yeah, I like her.
- You know how mad I'd be if they had a few episodes
about my sex life on "Teen Mom"?
- Babe-- - If I was-- if I was--
- --this whole thing is because of your sex life.
- Hopefully, he's not doing what
I was doing when I was 14.
- Question, what age did y'all lose your virginity?
- I lost my virginity at 14.
So I guess it is good to have a talk with people
about whenever they're young. - I was 13.
- I was 13 years old.
- What? - I was 14.
- Yeah, she was a whore.
I'm just joking.
- I was 13 years old when I lost my virginity.
- I think I was--
I was 16.
[interposing voices]
- I think about maybe 15.
- I was 16, about to turn 17.
I tried it. I liked it.
And I did it again.
[laughter]
- He always tells me, I'm not going to be like you.
I was like, good. Don't.
- Do the girls say that to you?
They're not going to be like us and get pregnant at 17?
Oh, OK.
It's just me they say that to.
- The girls say that to you?
- Hell, yeah.
- They're like, I'm not going to be like you, Mom.
Not going to get pregnant at 17.
I'm not mad about it.
At least you know it's not a thing that you want to do.
But they should be saying that to your ass too.
- It's so weird to think of my brother having sex.
Ew. - Yeah.
Ew is right.
- It's gross.
- Were are you having sex at 14?
- Yes.
- [bleep]. What the [bleep]?
- I was.
- Whore.
- [bleep]. At 14, I still had a Bratz doll collection.
- You start getting hot and heavy, and stuff happens.
- You don't think about anything else.
- Uh-uh. In the moment.
Well, that moment ain't going to happen at my house.
That's all I know.
- So you think.
It probably done already happened.
- Yeah.
- Oh, really?
Oh, I've done it at Kim's house, your house.
- OK, little freaky deak.
She said, I went, and I baptized all y'all's houses.
- Ew.
- What's the strangest place you guys had sex
at to hide from your parents?
- The dude came over, I snuck out to meet him,
and I laid his jacket down in the grass.
And we did the dirty in the grass.
- In the grass.
- And there's coyotes out there and [bleep].
- It was so good, you didn't care, huh?
You was willing to die for that [bleep].
[laughter]
- You just called me a whore.
- If the shoe fits.
- Well, what do you call being [indistinct] at 14.
- 14.
- Right.
- You're supposed to be sliding into bases.
Well, I guess, you were sliding, all right.
It just wasn't bases, huh?
- OK. It's done.
- It just wasn't bases, though, huh?
- It's done. This is done.
Terminated.
Termi-[bleep]-nated.
- Come on, Bri. Chop-chop.
- Wait, OK? - Our show's starting.
- I'm not an octopus.
- You would not make a good waitress.
- That's why I'm on Teen Mom."
Hello? - Hello?
- Better on her back than she is on her feet.
[laughter]
- I want to go ax throwing.
- I did it one time, nearly killed myself.
- I'm scared of that [bleep].
- There you go. - OK, Bentley.
- OK.
- I feel like all her kids are, like, mad athletic, dead ass.
- We got to bring your mom down here.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- She'd love it.
- I'm loving the mullet.
- Yeah.
- I [bleep] love it.
- Yeah, he's a cute kid.
- It'd be fun to hang out with her.
- He looks just like her.
- Why does he look exactly like Maci though?
- Because that's her son.
- Bentley looks--
- That's how it works.
That's what happens.
- But he looks exactly like his momma.
- We got to go out of our way and plan
something for y'all to do. - Yeah.
- You should take her and do an escape room.
- See, I like to see this.
- Yes, me too.
- Like, I feel like that's why he's not concerned as much,
I think, with, like, the whole Ryan situation because I feel
like he has that positive male role model
in his life that he's not lacking--
he's not missing something.
He has that with him.
- Oh, my god, Maverick.
- Oh.
- He said I was hungry.
- Can you pick me up from school tomorrow?
[gentle music]
- Come on, Maci.
- Right.
Look at that face, that smile.
- What?
Why is she acting like she wouldn't like it?
- She's just nervous to drive past the gas station.
- Say yes.
- Go with it, Maci.
- Just go with it.
- Girl. - Do it, Maci.
Come on.
- All right.
- She ain't finna say no to Benny.
Come on, now. Look at him and his mullet.
How could you say no?
- I thought she would have been a lot more excited.
- Well, I think the main thing is
she's going to have to overcome going
to pick him up from school.
- Because of the-- - Yeah.
- Because of the shooting.
I think that's what's--
- So I think that's kind of why she--
- That's a valid point.
- --reacted like that.
- There's got to be another street, Maci.
- That's why you go around.
- Go the long way, baby. - You got GPS?
You got options.
- Go the long way, and get you and Bentley
on that little mommy--
mommy-son date.
- Right.
[upbeat music]
- I'm coming out in my upcoming book,
and that's not how I want my mom to find out.
- Oh, so she's telling her mom for the first time
about her coming out or what?
- I personally don't think it's that big of a goddamn deal.
- It's not.
- Hi.
- I know she's probably scared.
I hope she's OK.
- She's nervous.
- Yeah.
- You got that look on her face.
- She probably nervous as [bleep].
- Like, I'm shaking right now, honestly.
- Yeah.
I was like, she seems uncomfortable.
- Her mom knows.
She's like, I see the phone shaking.
- I have been bisexual.
- Her mom's like, and?
- This is not something that I would tell y'all at my big
age, to be honest.
- You know, it's like some [bleep] stuff like that--
it's like hard.
Sometimes it's hard for people to--
to get to that point.
And maybe she just--
she finally just got to the point of being able to do it.
You know, everybody's family is different.
Some people are not like that.
- That's sad, though, because I think I've always just been--
I was with a girl for [bleep] years.
- But that's the same thing.
You know, Christy didn't tell me.
- Yeah, but I'm just saying for her.
But for me, I didn't feel no shame.
- Because your sister had already went through it.
Your sister had already beared the weight for you.
- I'm very attracted to men, but I'm also, like, similar--
like, similarly, like, very attracted to women as well.
- Attracted to women because we are fun.
- I mean, women are beautiful.
And we are better than men.
And I am really upset that I actually unfortunately
am a straight woman because--
- Women are beautiful.
- --I really am tired.
I'm really sick and tired of the opposite gender.
- Love me a beautiful woman.
- I'm straight, and it makes me sick.
- I'm sick because if I could make a choice,
it would not be strictly [bleep].
- Yeah, if that's what you want, then,
you know, that's-- that's--
[somber music]
then don't be ashamed of it.
- Not the sad music.
- Aw.
- Period.
- She needed that one.
- You understand that?
- Yeah.
- I love you, baby.
- That's a good mom.
If any of my kids came to me and was like, yo, mom,
I'm bisexual, I'd be like, all right.
Like, whatever makes you happy.
I love you no matter what.
- Yeah.
You got to support them.
- Mm-hmm.
- Aw, she's smiling. She's happy.
- Yeah.
She needed that.
Once you hear those words from your mom, it hits different,
you know?
- Because I feel like the close people around you--
- It's like you feel validated.
- Yeah.
- If Mommy says it's OK, baby, then it's OK.
- Yes.
- Like, if I call my mom--
I remember one time, I was like, Mom, I want to quit
his [bleep] job. She goes, then quit.
I was like, my mom says it's OK, it's OK.
- Yeah.
- But if Mom says it's not OK, I'm still going to do it.
- Bitch. - I'm still going to do it.
[upbeat music]
- What?
- Dad, you've gotta chew with your mouth closed.
- I ain't gonna lie. [indistinct].
My brain starts to miscalculate.
- Misfire. Yeah.
- [imitates gunfire]
[upbeat music]
- They got cows and [bleep]?
- They on a farm.
- They got some horses out there.
- So you and your girlfriend--
- So Cate's about to make this real awkward.
- Oh, she's about to have the conversation with her brother.
- How long have you guys been dating now?
- Almost two months.
- Almost two months?
You guys have been unseparable for a while.
- Leave me alone.
- Man, Nick's trying to do his thing, OK?
- I really hope at 14, he's [bleep] not.
- I hope he's not.
OK, he's 14.
- You're sick. - You're sick.
- When I lost my virginity, mom always
told me, too, like, you can come to me, and you can talk.
But once it happened, I was nervous--
- Yeah.
- --to tell her that it happened.
- Did you guys tell your parents
when you lost your virginity? - No.
- Hell, no. - No.
Never.
- I was always scared to tell my mom stuff, though,
because her favorite line was, I ain't one of your little
[bleep] friends.
And I'm like, oh. - Oh, girl.
My mom was too.
- So I couldn't be, like, telling her like--
I don't know. I couldn't tell her--
- Yeah. Yeah.
It was like you were scared. - Yeah.
- That's how I felt with my mom.
- So that's why you'd be scared to tell her.
- You're going to be the parent you wish you had.
- Yeah. Exactly.
More supportive and less, like-- my mom
was just mad aggressive.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Me too.
- Did you get a sex talk? - From who?
Like, my-- no.
I don't-- not-- not that I really remember.
- I didn't get a sex talk. - It was just a thing.
- I didn't give you a sex talk?
- Nobody sent me-- nobody sat me down
and explained stuff to me.
- It was like, don't be having sex.
I'm going to beat your ass.
- That was the-- those--
- That sounds about right.
- No.
At 14-- like, at that age, my mom was not
promoting it, for sure not.
But she also knew she couldn't control me.
- He was probably out there-- hey!
- I ain't going to lie.
I was 14--
- He's still out there--
- You just got to use full protection.
And even that's not 100%.
- My mom put her whole hand in it and said,
so no [bleep] is too big.
Don't let them say that they can't wear a condom.
And I was like this.
- Roxanne.
- She [bleep] vulgar.
- He's going to do what he do.
- Right.
- You just remind him to wear condoms.
- Right.
Keep protecting your little brother.
- Shut up.
- That's all you could do.
- Shut up. - All right.
It's either that--
- You don't want to encourage the boy.
- It's either that--
- We're over here like, no, don't do it.
Boy's like, do it and do what you do, dawg.
Slide into the base.
- Just wait to have babies until you're,
like, 28 or something.
- I'm not waiting until 28.
I'm not trying to be 40 when my kid graduates.
I'd be halfway dead. - Like, wait.
What?
At 20, you're going to be old?
Damn, I'm 30.
- Why?
So what do you think is a good age?
- Like, 20.
- Oh, [bleep] no.
- Nope.
Too young.
- Very careful.
- Very young. - 20?
- 20.
- Yeah, that's young.
That's young.
Like, wait as long as you can.
And just enjoy life.
- Yeah.
- I'm 30, no kids, and I'm living it.
- But you know what?
I wouldn't have waited, though, because when I'm 40,
Holly will be 20.
I'm going to be so [bleep] hot still.
- Trust me, I've learned from your guys' mistakes.
- I hope so.
- I don't plan on having sex until I'm at least 16.
- Oh, that's not going to happen.
- Definitely ain't going to hold out that long.
Good goal.
- I'm going to be smart. I promise.
- Yeah.
- Protect your baby brother.
Protect him.
- But hopefully, him seeing her story, and living through it,
and watching-- - Mm-hmm.
He'll learn.
- --he's going to know to, like--
we got to be very smart.
- Yeah. - Cute, though.
Keep that innocence.
- Yeah.
He definitely has not had sex yet.
Hopefully, he keeps it that way.
- How you know?
You got a-- you got a sex detector?
- No.
He could be having sex.
He just don't seem like that type of kid.
He don't.
- Did you?
- You had cute curlicues.
- I was stealing cars at his age.
- Looking like Shirley Temple. - What you talking about?
- But you didn't look like that kind of kid.
- He didn't. - I really didn't.
That's how I got away with so much [bleep].
That's how I got away with so much stuff.
- You were so cute, sweet looking.
- Baby face with curls.
- Doing hella stuff.
- And as they said, a contagious smile.
- Damn, Jade.
Go get your nails done.
- My nails are always done.
- Her best friend's a nail tech.
- One things about me, my nails are always done.
- Child always do her nails. - They needed a break.
They needed a break. - Get your nails done, Jade.
- They need to breathe.
- You think these are bad?
Wait until I pull out these toes.
- Those toes are horrendous.
[upbeat music]
- I like the sprinkles.
- Yeah.
- Baby sprinkle.
I now know what this is.
- Taking notes?
- Taking notes, baby.
- Wait, wait.
- Sprinkle, sprinkle, little star.
- Baby sprinkle. - The engagement.
The engagement.
- I'm excited to see them jump out of the plane.
- So before we hop out this plane,
I'ma to ask you for your blessings
to marry your daughter.
- You sure you want to do this here now?
- Oh, yeah. - Hold on.
I love her dad.
- Oh, my god, a heart attack.
- Look at Mr. Baldy over here.
- ♪♪ Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean ♪♪
- I tell people my daughter's getting married.
They say, well, tell me about the guy.
What does he do?
- As far as, like, career-wise and everything.
- Career-wise, yeah. - Got you.
- What does he do for a job?
- So what does he do?
- He ain't going to tell us?
- It seems maybe he doesn't.
- I thought he did something with tennis
because his dad was a professional tennis player.
I thought he'd teach tennis courses or some [bleep].
- Where the [bleep] you learned this [bleep] from?
- Family reunion.
- Oh, yeah.
Family reunion.
We got to know each other.
- [indistinct] like, what's your career?
This.
- Yeah, you got my blessing, my brother.
- Thank you. I appreciate you.
- All right. You got it.
all: Aw.
- Aw, blessing.
- Whoo.
- Who's going to say no to Zach, really?
- There you go, pimp.
- OK, that's one down.
- So we still don't know what he do.
- We got one to go.
- I don't know what Zach does for work.
- Mm-mm. - All right.
It's time to jump.
- Oh, they're really jumping.
- Oh. Damn.
- Oh, [bleep]. I can't do this.
I'd be terrified.
- Hell, yeah.
- Oh, [bleep].
This is the part you're like [bleep].
- Oh, hell, no.
- See, I'm too scared.
- Oh, my god.
- Hell, no.
- I would straight up [bleep] my pants.
- Oh, I thought that was Corey he was strapped to.
- Look, he barely got hair.
And that [bleep] was flying.
You know, that little thing in the front.
It went-- the little bangs.
- Would anyone jump out a plane here?
- I don't know.
I get confused about that because I've heard if you jump
from high spaces, you can have a heart attack
before hitting the ground.
How do people jump out of planes
and not have heart attacks?
Like, you're falling from the sky.
- Let's go!
Boots on the ground, baby.
- Are we jumping out of a plane next week?
Who's doing it?
- Me if it's for a check.
- Listen, I did--
- You'll do anything strange for a piece of [bleep] change.
- Put me on "Fear Factor."
I'll eat a roach.
- It's so much fun.
You have to do it.
- Too much.
Too much what ifs.
- There's no what ifs. - Yes, there is what ifs.
- You jump, and you're like, oh, my god.
This is beautiful.
- There's what if engine failure, rope knots.
- You're overthinking it.
- Weight calculations off by a pound.
I mean, there's a lot.
- Bentley has a surprise for me after school,
so I'm picking him up.
- Oh.
- It's all right, Maci, girl.
You got this.
- I've never seen Maci stress like this.
She's stressed the [bleep] out.
- Yeah, she is stressed.
- Just go get your children and take
them to the children place.
And then y'all have to go on from there, man.
It's going to work out.
I mean--
- I'm going to lose it.
- What?
- There's a freaking standstill traffic on 75,
so I'm going to have to go by the [bleep] gas station.
- The chances of you experiencing another trauma
like this in the same place, the exact same place
is very slim.
A lot of people don't know that.
- It doesn't make it any less scary.
- I know. It doesn't.
- [groans]
- Aw, Maci.
- But I feel like PTSD is one of those things like if you
don't have it, it's so hard to understand, like--
because people are like, why don't you
just drive by and not look?
It's like, it's not that easy.
- It's the thought, yeah. - Oh, god.
Oh, this is so bad.
This is so bad. This is so bad.
- Damn.
Here it goes.
- She got this, though.
- [sighs]
- OK.
There's the gas station.
- Damn.
I'm nervous for her.
- I feel like I can't breathe.
- Why is she sitting there for so long?
- I know. - Because she's turning.
Because she's turning.
- I know.
It just sucks.
- I feel like I was watching "Mission Impossible."
[tense music]
- You hear the music? - Right.
- Mm-hmm. A little suspenseful music.
- Oh, I hate that for her.
- The music in my ear is very [bleep] intense.
Green light means go.
Go.
Let's go.
- That probably felt like the longest light ever.
- I mean, I felt like I could not breathe.
- She did it.
She did it.
[applause]
- ♪♪ Dropped down to the floor ♪♪
- It's going to help with your healing process to, like,
keep passing it--
- Get over that hump.
- --and like, looking at it, and like, not running from it.
- Looks like congrats to them.
- I know.
- Cheyenne's like, when is he going to propose?
- Aw. - She's so cute.
- She is.
- Nick.
- Oh, she went. - She got him.
I love them. - She picked him up.
That's so cute.
Oh, they're going to the escape room.
- Aw.
- That's what's up.
- I was going to say, don't do her like that, bro.
- Right. Right.
- You don't know what she went through to get there.
- That's it.
Watching everything together was fun.
- Yeah, it was good. - Yeah.
- We're glad that you came. - Yeah.
This was fun.
- I'll see y'all next week, next week, next week.
Mama, I cut these sandwiches out for you,
and you didn't eat them, so bye.
- And she took--
[laughter]
--cut out with your sandwiches.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Next week on "Girls' Night In"--
- I'm divorcing you.
- That's terrible.
- Gannon ran.
- He left?
- You can tell in that moment there's
so much that's not being said.
- When he dropped that baby, he really
should have been disqualified.
- I was thinking about possibly letting our daughter
in the room when I deliver.
- Who would want their kid seeing that?