- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
[upbeat music]
- Another week, another episode.
Life is busy as a mom.
- Fiyah, fiyah.
- But tonight, we're taking a break...
- Do you want a little whipped cream?
Cuddling up? - OK, that's good.
- To "Girls' Night In." - Yes.
- And tuning into our favorite show, "Teen Mom OG."
- You want me to do it?
- You ain't touching the remote.
- Last week, Amber revealed a secret.
- I'm very attracted to women as well.
- 'Cause we are fine.
- Maci faced her PTSD fears.
- [sighs] - Come on, Maci.
- Aw. I hate that for her.
- Mackenzie took a step forward with her business.
- I can just walk in and start next week.
- Go, Mackenzie. - Good job, girl.
- Why do squats when you can get a BBL?
- Catelynn had a talk with her brother.
- Use protection if you're gonna do it.
I'll buy you the [bleep] things.
- At 14 I still had a Bratz doll collection.
- Bruh, listen. - Right.
- [laughs]
- And watched Cheyenne planned a party,
Zach planned a surprise.
- I'm gonna have to ask you
for your blessings to marry your daughter.
- Who's gonna say no to Zach, really?
And we can't wait to see what happens next.
- All right.
- It's a girls' night in.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- All right, I'm about to play the next episode.
- Who got into the salsa already?
- I don't know. [laughs]
- Hey, Barbara. - Hello.
- We sort of match. We got animal prints on.
- OK, I'm here. [laughs]
- Are you gonna be ready for the [bleep] with me?
- Yeah. - Else, I can't do this.
- I can't wait to watch your season.
I'm talking [bleep].
- I don't even want to know what I'm gonna
say when I see you on this TV.
- Same. - [chuckles]
- What episode is this? - Girl, I don't know.
But I'm ready for the drama. - OK.
- You have to fill me in on what happened.
- Yeah, I'm gonna fill you in. All right, let's start this.
♪♪ ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm feeling this way too long now ♪♪
♪♪ Don't know who to turn to ♪♪
- Oh, no.
- Are you excited for your baby sister to be born?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
- But I'm not ready. - You're not ready?
- Of having two babies screaming.
- Girl, I feel that. - Straight up.
- She's like, Mom... - Coming from both sides.
- I can't handle more.
- How do you think babies come here into the world?
- God. They start. And God gives you the baby.
- Fire, Nova.
- I don't know that's how babies are made, though.
- For her age, it's-- that's perfect.
- And then what happens?
- And then it stays in there until--
until it grows.
And then it comes out as a baby human.
- What does it come out of? - Um...
- You can say it. It's not wrong.
- Your vagina. [laughter]
Then you have a baby.
- She knows what she talking about.
- Yeah.
- She 'bout to shoot that baby right out of her cooter.
[laughter]
- How are you feeling there, Ms. Pregnant Woman over here?
- Good. I think today, I'm 24 weeks today.
- We're over halfway there. - Uh-huh.
I wish COVID would go the hell away.
I really would like to have Nova in the room this time.
- She--only if she can handle it, you know?
- [laughs]
- It may scar her
to where she'll never want to have kids.
[laughter]
- Nova was in the delivery room when Stella was born.
- Yes. - She loved it.
- Oh my God.
- She's your Nova. - Yay.
- We got a baby! Yay.
Hey, baby. [indistinct chatter]
- I would 100% have both my kids in the room
if I gave birth again.
- So would I, if I ever have a baby.
- It's such a cool experience.
- I would not have Holly in there.
- I was about to say. I couldn't--nuh-uh.
I'm cool. I'll hold her.
- I don't even want you in the room.
- I was gonna be in that room, though.
- But you were so annoying. You kept bumping the bed.
- I wasn't touching the bed. - You were breathing.
- I wasn't touching the bed.
Anything that-- anything I did--
- You were existing. - No, I don't know, though.
She knows where it comes out. - I know.
- Because she asks questions. - Yeah.
She watches frickin' Animal Kingdom.
She's watching giraffe [bleep] out all the time.
[laughter]
- She's only six, though.
- Hey, but Ty do got a point, though.
He said giraffe's [bleep] kids out all the time
on [bleep] Animal Kingdom.
- Yeah, and then they be doing the wobble.
[laughter] Do the wobble.
[laughter]
Literally, that's every [bleep] animal.
[laughter]
That's the [bleep] truth.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Mackenzie. - Yeah, Sarasota.
- Hello. This is Jenny. - Hey, Jenny.
I have been researching on the internet
someone who could maybe help us in our situation.
- Are you struggling with the kids?
- Oh, a parenting counselor. That's so cool.
- I didn't even know they had parenting counselors.
- I don't think it's big in our community.
- Nah, definitely not.
- I wish I had that in my day.
- Yeah, in our day, we just had criticism, right?
[laughs]
♪♪ ♪♪
- They listen to him. They don't listen to me.
But I feel like he's--
can be too rough and too strict.
And I just--
I don't ever want to hurt their feelings.
- You're a mom. You have to hurt their feelings.
You can't be their best friend.
- You got to be strict.
- And I don't get on to them, but then they walk all over me.
- Girl, whoop they ass. - [laughs]
- I don't-- I don't hit my kids.
- Me, neither. - I won't ever.
- Me, neither.
- When Nova and Stella play with me,
I look at them with a look.
When they give me that look, they be shook.
I be like, first of all-- first of all--
- Zoom in on the face.
- First of all-- - Zoom in on the face.
- I'm not your motha. [laughter]
Second of all, I'm not your grandmotha.
Third of all, I'm your titi, and titi don't [bleep] play.
So come again.
I'm gonna give you five minutes in the corner.
- Mackenzie, you have to hire Brittany for a support nanny.
- I'm gonna give you five minutes in the corner
to collect yourself. - Let's call Brittany up.
- And when you're done crying and catching a tantrum,
then you can come speak to me. [laughter]
I don't give a [bleep]. [laughter]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Amber. - [bleep] me.
- Oh my God. You're a celebrity.
- Yeah. - Do you ever watch yourself?
- I used to watch myself until I started getting to the point
where it was, like, so triggering
that I would start getting pissed off.
I couldn't do it.
- People see two seconds of our life that's a lifetime
and think they know, like, what's happening...
- And it's real. - Behind the scenes.
And it's--it's just little pieces.
- So let's see what the [bleep] is going on here.
- OK. [phone ringing]
- Hello. - Hey.
- So I was calling to see if maybe
you, me, and Kristina could just kind of go out,
get some good food somewhere.
I don't know.
You guys can pick a place maybe.
- Yeah, girl. She done called his--
her baby daddy's wife a homewreckin' whore.
- Why I always talk out the side of my mouth?
[laughs]
- As long as you just keep it all positive.
- What do you mean?
[laughing] This is me holding back.
That's me holding back. Like, enough positive.
You guys just let me know. - Yeah, we'll be in contact.
We'll figure out a place.
- Well, I'll talk to you guys soon.
And just text me, or I'll text you, OK?
- All right, I'll talk to you later.
- All right, bye.
- I think he's saying, like, let's keep it positive.
- I'm about to talk some [bleep].
He has this notion that I'm always a dick.
And I kind of am sometimes but not always.
[laughs] - I don't think so.
- Not always.
- Everyone has a little [bleep] in them.
- Yeah. - Mm.
Some more than others. - [laughs]
Give my bitch, Amber, a goddamn chance, y'all.
Goddamn.
I'm tired of every [bleep] episode
this girl stay going through it.
- Yeah.
- Like, how much bull[bleep] can one person [bleep] take?
- Yeah.
- It got me [bleep] stressed out.
And I'm not even her. Gary, I swear to God.
If you don't go to this [bleep] dinner with Amber,
I swear to God I'm flying my ass to Indiana.
And I'm mashing all your mother[bleep] tomatoes.
[laughter]
- When I hung out with you at "Family Reunion,"
you didn't get loose.
- Well, how [bleep] up were we the first night?
- I want to see you, like, tore back, Amber.
- On the--what did we ride, the bull?
Look like your first time. - It's in your hips!
Scoot back!
- [screams]
[laughter] - Oh, he goes fast fast.
- Look, look. [laughter]
- I don't think I like this.
- Are you gonna go next? Who's going next?
- This is my first time being drunk in a couple of years.
- Wear it out or some [bleep]. [laughter]
[overlapping chatter] - Those are also you.
[laughter]
[overlapping chatter] - [cheering]
- We're all getting thrown off of it,
like, very much aggressive. - And I was like--
[laughs] - It was funny.
- But I wasn't sloppy or nothing.
All right, are we all chugging? - Mm-hmm.
- OK. - Mm-hmm. It's so much better.
"Girls' Night In" at your mama's house.
- At your mama's house.
- No, it's Chau's house. - Chau Pao's house.
- ♪♪ Move aside I'm coming through ♪♪
♪♪ Kiss the ring ♪♪
- Oh, it's Cheyenne.
- Hollywood.
- Oh my goodness. - Where's Zach?
- So he signed up to take real estate classes.
He's studying now.
And he's taking tests and-- - They're real classes.
- Yeah. - Like, it's intense.
- You went through that. - Mm.
- You know what that's like.
- It only overlaps for the first month.
- The first month is, like, the most crucial time.
- Going from one kid to two is a huge adjustment.
- Mm-hmm.
- And starting a new career,
adding that stress with, like, a new baby,
I think would just be a lot.
I mean-- - That's a go-getter, though.
Like, if I'm gonna marry somebody,
I want to see him wanting to do better
to take care of my family.
So if he wants to start a new career, let him.
- Yeah, I went to school pregnant
and did it all with a newborn. Zach will be just fine.
- He was so excited.
And I'm not--you know, like, it's what he wants to do.
- What she should be saying is I'm so proud of him.
- Exactly.
- He's trying to better himself.
And no matter how hard it is, I'll take care of the baby.
- I think he's just trying to kill it.
He's trying to do-- he's trying to be super-dad.
- Because, you know, Cheyenne's doing it, too, though.
If it was a woman, nobody would be saying [bleep].
- Exactly.
- Do you think he can balance it all?
- [laughs] - [sighs] I hope so.
I don't think he truly understands what
it means to have a newborn.
- You can read every parenting book in the world.
And it's not gonna prepare you for the moment you
have your individual--yes. - Everybody is different.
Every child is different. - Every child is different.
- Like, in his head, Zach thinks he can change diapers,
put the baby to sleep,
all while he's playing "Call of Duty" at the same.
- Oh, so he's confident. - Pew, pew.
[laughter]
- Multitask.
- He can. You do. - He can.
I definitely did that. - You did it.
I will never forget you in the hospital
when Holly was just born.
Holly was, like, laying on your chest.
And you're patting her.
And then, like, you were also playing, checking on me.
And then you still found time to play "Call of Duty."
So Cheyenne ain't got nothing to worry about.
- I still found some "Call of Duty" time.
- He will find time.
He'll find time for "Call of Duty."
Trust me. - Mm-hmm.
- So we should, like, create some sort of
simulation, like-- [laughter]
- I want to see that.
- We need to be, like, screaming in the background.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I like this plan. - You know how--
- Zach is really chill.
- Zach always makes everything funny as hell, too.
So you know it's gonna be, like, comical.
- What were you doing when you were in my belly?
- Oh, get it. - Get up right here.
Get it. - Hey, hey.
- She's so cute. - Mm-hmm.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Maci.
- Thanks for doing the laundry. - You're welcome.
- I [bleep] hate laundry.
I've got, like, a few hours tomorrow where I'm free.
And I'm thinking we could, like,
clean out our garage or, like, at least start.
- Look at his face.
[laughs]
- Already redone and painted and have it sold.
And then there's stuff up there I can finish.
We can do that.
- I agree with you. - But you're tired.
- I was just really looking forward
to that few hours because I was gonna go golfing.
[laughter]
- He's like, but I did the laundry, baby.
[laughter]
- I'm not gonna clean out the garage by myself.
- OK, I wouldn't expect you to. I'm just saying.
We've been going, going, going.
And you put this on me the last minute.
And I was literally looking forward
to a little stress relief and going golfing for a few hours.
- So have sex.
Why y'all trying to clean the garage?
- Right. Have sex, go golfing.
- And then clean the garage.
- Go to sleep a little later. - You know what I'm saying?
Now I bet if she would have came like, babe,
I want to do something a little freaky-deaky,
he'd have been like, oh, golfing? [bleep]
- Yep, right away.
- That golfing would have been canceled.
- Mm-hmm. Nah, I can't come right now, y'all.
Oh, what happened? [bleep].
- I lost all my golf clubs. - Right, yeah.
- They all got stolen.
- My golf clubs got stuck on a spaceship.
I'm trying to land it. I'll have to call y'all back.
- But you know what's the funniest thing?
Like, maybe yesterday or the day before,
Kloie is like, my mom has a cooter,
and my dad has a wiener.
[laughter] She said it.
And she goes, I was gonna draw a picture of you,
and then my dad, and then maybe a wiener.
And I said, don't say that because
she's never seen a wiener.
Can I draw a picture? - You lie.
- And I was like, no. - No.
[upbeat music]
- Why does it say Amber? We're at Gary's house.
- I know. - Leave me alone.
- I literally said that the other day.
I was like, why does it say Amber
and then we'll go to Gary's house?
- I had talked to Amber a few days ago about,
you know, going to dinner.
- OK.
- I don't know what she's expecting to get out of it.
- Not a damn thing. Talking.
- Us communicating and getting along
isn't the same as Leah being like, OK, I'm on board.
- Boy, if you don't shut up. - Oh.
- What the [bleep] is wrong with him right now?
- Oh.
- I've seen this before, guys.
I'm sorry. - It's OK.
Let it--we know. - We understand.
- I hope she understands that her relationship with us
does not transfer to her relationship with Leah.
- But it should, Gary.
The better Amber can get along with Gary and Kristina...
- The smoother it'll be for her.
- The better it'll be for Leah.
So it all 100% relates.
- I want to put everything behind us
and just move forward.
And if we're on the same page with her, that's fine.
- Love Kristina. They're so mature.
- And my thing is, like, it's, like,
a walking-on-eggshell type of manner
where you can't say this, you can't say that.
It has to be said perfectly.
- I get not wanting to be on eggshells, too, though, Gary.
- Yeah.
Dang, you don't want to fight, either.
- That's fine. Know your boundaries.
- That's a tough situation to be in.
- I don't want to sit there and fight with her.
If it turns into a fight, I'll just--I'll split.
- Whose fight--I'ma-- [laughter]
He fights with me. [laughter]
- I couldn't watch my own stuff.
So I commend you because I'd be like, what?
- Dead serious right now.
♪♪ ♪♪
- ♪♪ Kept like a secret ♪♪
♪♪ Held it to your chest like you're always gonna keep it ♪♪
- Hey. - Hey.
- [gasps] Hi, baby.
Oh, today, I took Twixie, our puppy,
to pick Bronx up from school.
- Who? - I don't know.
- I have no idea what's going on sometimes with her.
- Well, I was talking to his teacher.
And he opens the door.
And Twixie gets out and comes and sits right by me.
And he goes, Twixie, you better get your ass back in the car.
- Oh my God. [laughter]
- The other day, last week, Jenelle says to me, Mom,
guess what Kaiser just did?
I said, what? She said, he called 911.
And then they answered the phone.
- Oh my gosh. - And you know what--
guess what he said.
You know what he said? - Uh-uh.
- They said, can I help you?
And he goes, go suck my [bleep].
- [laughs]
- I called the parent coordinator.
I'm kind of embarrassed to even be at this stage.
- But I feel bad for her to feel that way, though.
- It is low-key a little embarrassing if you have to go
and say to someone, like,
I don't have my own children under control
because then people are automatically like,
how do you not have your own kids under control?
But I think that there's--
there's multiple kids and then her
and the dad being on two separate pages
when it comes to parenting, that's the problem.
They're not having consistency with mom and dad.
So it's, like, two opposites. [chuckles]
- I gotta keep my mouth shut.
OK. - Everyone's--
- Amber is like, mm.
- I'm over here like, what she got to say?
- I can't say that.
- Can you take this away from me?
It's not even halfway down. - [chuckles]
- I don't think you should be embarrassed.
Who knows?
She could have a lot of wisdom for you.
- Right.
- It's a lot--it's, for sure, a lot to do with our parenting
and how we deal with it. - It's our culture.
- Holly don't do that [bleep].
- So you know how I am? Oh, you don't want to--oh, OK.
Let me show you something.
- Your ass quick to get one of them
big industrial bags and start putting [bleep] in it.
- Bike is in the garbage.
The phones--your life's in the garbage.
You don't want to listen?
- Them industrial bags fit everything.
You can fit half a room in that [bleep].
- Your bed, your door's in the garbage.
Everything you own is in the garbage
since you don't want to [bleep] listen up around here.
- Yep. - I'm gonna treat you like--
- Pulling the door off of the thing.
Come on. - You in solitary.
You want to act like an inmate, you gonna be in jail today.
- This [bleep] don't close. Nah.
[laughs] Holly ain't never did none of that.
- Why? Because I'll put her whole [bleep]
life in a contractor bag and send her on her way.
Don't play with me, girl. - In the contractor bag.
[laughter] - Don't play with me.
- Does Holly know where babies come from?
- I don't know.
- But I feel like she would just because
of how smart she is already.
But I ain't--we ain't never had a conversation.
I ain't never sat her down and had a conversation.
- I don't think she knows about that vagina part.
You might be shocked what the hell she knows.
- That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm--
- She might be like, Dad, let me tell you
exactly how it happens
from the fallopian tubes all the way down.
[laughter]
Let me draw you a chart, Dad.
- Hey, 'cause she's really-- she really hella smart.
- She be knowing stuff.
So I wouldn't be surprised if she knew.
She's fully-- - I'm gonna ask her.
- Ask her.
- Hi, guys.
Today, I'm going to be showing you where did--
where babies come from and where they been from.
- OK. - OK.
So let's start with the first thing.
Eagles fly babies in little white things.
And they drop them down on nice little green grass.
- Mm-hmm.
- And then the next thing the persons do
is which when the baby starts crying,
a person starts going out on the front door.
And somebody comes picks the babies up.
And they decide to keep the baby.
And when--where the baby came from
is they been in their stomachs.
And then when a baby comes out,
that means you have a new child.
[upbeat music]
- Damn, I ain't even notice how badass Cate's tattoos were.
- That purple hair is so bomb on her.
- Hi. - Hi, Maci.
So was Bentley in the delivery room
for any of the two younger kids?
- He was in the room when I had Maverick.
- Do you think it, like, traumatized him in any way?
- But I mean, if you're in contractions,
and they're killing you, and you're
cursing your bloody head off, you know what I mean?
They don't need to be there, or they see that, they're scared.
They think something's wrong with you.
- I know. - You girls are nuts, man.
- Yeah, because I mean, I would love
to have Nova be a part of it.
And like, now she's at the age, you know,
she's asked me before, like, well, do the babies
come out of your bellies? - Yeah.
- And I'm like, no, Nova, they come out of the vagina.
She was like, what? It comes out of your vagina?
[laughter]
- I have never told my children that, never...
- Yeah. - Ever.
- Kloie told me the other day that the baby
fell out of the butt. - Well, you know.
- Then she said the baby came out of the belly button.
- Have your kids asked, like, where babies have come from?
- Mm-hmm. Nova kind of knows.
I think she did, like, oh, like,
where do babies come from or something like that.
And I was like, well, you meet somebody.
You love somebody.
You share with somebody your emotions.
And then the baby comes.
[laughs] - Emotions? Emotions?
- That's how it works?
- Like, it wasn't anything too crazy.
- Wow. I've never had that talk with my kids.
- Well, you should. - I told you the--
I told you the story.
I remember when I found out that Nova knew what
a penis looked like or, like, was
because I was watching a movie.
And a girl was in a bathroom stall.
And like, there was a picture of, like, a penis drew.
She was like, oh, I got to close my eyes.
So I was like, OK, if she knew what
that was, I feel like she's bold enough to, like,
talk about it. - Yeah.
- I'm done after this one. Tyler is gonna go get snipped.
He's totally down for it. - Cool.
Tell him to call Taylor.
- Ooh, Taylor wants more kids?
- Snip them mother[bleep] balls.
- [laughs]
- Did Maci ever clean her garage?
[laughter] What happened?
- Girl, Taylor's probably golfing as we speak.
[laughter]
♪♪ ♪♪
- ♪♪ It's the way I make myself miserable ♪♪
- It was great to talk to Cate,
but I wish Taylor was helping me clean out the garage.
- Oh, he went golfing. - He went golfing.
[laughter]
- Cleaning by herself?
- I'm divorcing you. - Terrible.
- Where the [bleep] is the [bleep]?
I'm serving you papers, bitch.
- That's [bleep] up.
- Just out of curiosity, though,
why are me and you doing this?
Because I feel like the garage is the man's domain.
- It's not a "man's job." - No, no.
- I think that's more of a man's job, the garage.
- Baby girl, baby girl.
- I would get stressed out just looking at all that.
- I hate cleaning my garage. - Me, too.
- That looks better than my [bleep].
- I feel like garage [bleep] are always full of [bleep].
She wouldn't even help. She would bitch about it.
- I would watch.
- She would not want to help me organize [bleep] like this.
- Well, like, I'll be like, literally,
let's set a day as if like--
as if it was a baseball game or, like,
something that we had to be at.
Let's schedule it.
No, I'm busy.
- Maci, baby, hire a company to do that.
- But he did say she said it last minute.
- I wonder if this is just something that he
just doesn't want to do.
- Absolutely.
- Oh, Mace.
♪♪ ♪♪
- How'd your call with Cate go?
- Good. - Poor Tyler. He's outnumbered.
- After they have this baby, Tyler's getting snippy-snipped.
And he has no problem with it. He's like, yes, I'll do it.
- It makes me hurt just thinking about it.
- Oh. Well, you ought to have a baby.
That would make your ass rip out and hurt.
You ought to have an episiotomy and all of that going down.
- I don't understand how, you know,
you don't die when you give birth
because it's so frickin' painful.
- It is.
- No guy could have a baby.
- Are you gonna get snipped?
Snip-snip? - No.
- Never? - No, no.
- After another kid? - No.
- How many kids you want, babe?
- I want two kids. - Two?
- I want two of my own kids.
But at that point, we might say, you know what, babe?
We can probably try for another one.
I don't know.
- I mean--
- I am not getting snipped.
- Why are you gonna say--
no, but who wants four, five, six, seven?
I want to travel the world one day
and not have to be raising kids.
[laughs]
- You and I both know we don't want to be 35
and having another one.
- I'll think about it.
- Taylor, your [bleep] is in the garage.
[laughter]
So now you got to get your balls snipped.
That's the least you can [bleep] do.
And it makes me mad when men don't want to get snipped
because oh, it's gonna hurt.
OK, so every month when we on our period,
you don't think that [bleep] hurts?
- Or giving birth? - Or when we're pushing out?
What the [bleep]? Like, ugh. I [bleep] hate men.
Why am I [bleep] straight again?
- No, tell me about it.
- Girl, imagine sex with no fucking fear of a baby.
Jesus.
- I'm gonna look something up.
Does getting a vasectomy hurt?
The answer: probably not. [laughs]
"Your doctor will help make your vasectomy
"as comfortable as possible.
"The doctor makes one or two small cuts in the scrotum..."
- [laughing] - "To assess the vas deferens.
"The urologist may cauterize the ends
and then tie it with fabric."
I'm just kidding. - Ooh, tie it with fabric?
- I'm just kidding. You get stitches.
- [bleep]. [laughter]
- How's that sound for a Christmas present?
- Ooh, these stitches. [bleep]
- ♪♪ I like the way you talk to me ♪♪
♪♪ Swagger so sexy ♪♪
♪♪ But you keep it classy ♪♪
- This is gonna be good. - So is this the--
- The boot camp.
- The number one rule is you can never drop your baby.
[all imitating crying]
[laughter]
And you get points for each task.
- This is a good idea. - That's a good idea.
- First task, you're gonna be holding baby Ace
while building these three bottles.
- Damn, that's hard work. - That's real hard.
- That [bleep] hard as a mother[bleep].
At 3:00 in the morning with one eye closed.
- You good, son? [laughter]
- He's so dumb. - Wow.
- Wow, with one hand.
- Yeah, he did that good.
- He got that-- he got that down to a T.
- [imitates crying loudly]
- Look at Ryder. She's putting the pressure on him.
- Wah, wah, wah.
- You did this in 32 seconds. - That's good.
- OK, Zach. New dad skills.
- Next is while you're holding the baby,
you will be playing "Call of Duty."
- [laughs] This is funny.
- Wah, feed me!
- Pew, pew, pew! - Oh.
- Yeah, I was about to say... - Yeah.
- Get the cover or the pillow.
[laughter]
[cheering] In there.
That's exactly what I used to do. [laughs]
- I would do that.
- I think he does that right now.
- I would do that. - He does that.
- I've seen Sean do that a few times, though, so--
- I love it. That's what I used to do to Farrah.
I used to prop her bottle up on...
- Yeah. - On her toys.
Yeah, you have to.
- Ooh, it's chunky. He had a rough day this day.
- Ah.
- Sometimes babies have blowouts.
- Blowouts. [laughs]
- I don't miss this stage. - Hell nah. [bleep] diapers?
[bleep] that. - No sleep.
I don't miss it. - Hells nah.
- Mm-mm. - Ready?
- Yeah. - Ready, set, go.
- Oh, oh.
[overlapping chatter]
[laughter]
- Ew. - Girl, that [bleep] is chunky.
- Oh. - What is that, Crunch?
- They are torturing him. - A Crunch bar?
- You're gonna be blindfolded.
And you need to guess the baby food.
All right.
[laughter]
Just stop smelling.
- Uh-uh. - I hate baby food.
[laughter] - Nah.
- He dropped the baby. - He dropped the baby!
- He lost.
She said number one rule, don't drop the baby.
- That baby gone. - He was throwing up.
♪♪ ♪♪
- A for effort, A for effort.
- I think he did fine.
- F for falling because the baby fell.
- [laughing] - He dropped it.
That was the whole point.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Amber. - Oh, my.
- Our Indy animal.
- We want to move forward in a, you know,
where we can all get along.
- Yeah, it's been like that. - You know, I know that.
- Why am I looking at Kristina? I'm so evil.
- Why is Kristina not talking?
Come on, girl. You're there.
Where are you at?
- 'Cause it's more so Gary's place, I feel.
- Yeah, but Amber was talking [bleep] to Kristina.
- Yeah, but Kristina is not trying to have to beef, girl.
- No, but...
- She ain't coming with the smoke.
- There don't have to be no beef.
But like, let's express these feelings.
- And I completely want Leah and James
to have a relationship.
- It was great seeing them together the last time.
- Yeah, 'cause I know he came over.
- I have to say that.
Even though there was an elephant in the room.
[laughing] I'm sorry.
- Yeah, I want us to quit because I think that--
- Some things just need to be left in the past.
- Why isn't Leah here for the get-together?
- I think it's just grown folks' conversation.
- The groundwork is in for you and Leah.
- The last time I saw her, I just spoke about, hey,
if you feel this certain way, then you
can feel this way about me.
It's no problem because, hey, I felt this way before, too,
with my mom more so.
- Slow and steady with you and her
is what's gonna get you there. - [laughs]
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
I'm like--I'm like, I'm trying to be nicer, bitch.
Learn from the mistakes. You know, I made my mistakes.
You know me. I've got the mouth.
- And thumbs, too.
- There we go. - What does that mean?
- Internet.
- Oh. [laughs]
- Oh, I thought there were pockets.
- Did you see Kristina's face? She turned so fast.
- I do got them thumbs. I mean, I'm just--
- I do got them thumbs. - [laughs]
- We're doing OK.
And I think just not to worry too much.
And it'll be all right.
But why he rubbing on her back
like I'm about to say something?
- I feel like it was just, like, this awkward--like,
so Kristina is sitting there. And it's like very quiet.
- She didn't say one thing. - Was there awkwardness?
- She didn't say one thing. - I wasn't awkward.
- It seemed--no, no. - It was to me, honestly.
She didn't say nothing that whole clip.
- Yeah. - I just wanted it--
- She said a little bit more.
- Is she a quiet person, or is she like--
- No, we talk. - No? OK.
- We got love, just me-- me and Kristina, me and him.
There's love in this family.
It's so crazy, though.
I just--looking back at this [bleep],
I'm just like, I was frustrated.
- I got a question. What the [bleep] is this?
- A beef jerky nugget.
I'm really hungry. - [bleep].
- I feel like a hot dog with chili.
- Oh, she want a--
she want a glizzy.
- [laughing] - She want a glizzy.
♪♪ ♪♪
- This is the last round of the Daddy Olympics.
- Boot camp. - Military boot camp?
- Shut up. - [laughing]
- Are you ready? - Set.
- Set, go. - Let's go. We got it.
- You can't run with the son. - That's good to hear.
No running.
Did he put him down? - No, he's holding it.
- We are out of here.
- Them car seats be heavy as a mother[bleep].
all: Wah. - [chuckles]
- All right, you ready? Duh-duh-duh-duh.
- Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
Them car seat installations be complicated sometimes.
- First, my boy. - So wait.
He doesn't need to be strapped in?
- Yes, he does. [laughing]
- Wait. What? [laughs]
She's messing with him.
- I was supposed to put this in first.
- Yeah, the base.
- I guess you can go the fire department
and the firemen will show you how to do it.
- Oh, that's true.
- Yeah, I've done that a couple of times.
I'm like, I can't get this in.
- They make these things complicated.
- One time, I couldn't get it out.
And I had to go to the fire station.
They had to unbuckle it. Yeah. - [laughing]
- You are ready to multitask, do your real estate classes.
- Play the "Duty."
- Play the "Duty" and have a newborn.
- This part. - Aw.
He passed with flying colors.
- Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach.
- Well, he dropped that baby.
He really should have been disqualified.
- [laughing]
- I forgot he dropped the baby. - Yeah, he did.
♪♪ ♪♪
- ♪♪ Keep an open mind about the open road ♪♪
♪♪ Let's go ♪♪
- Mackenzie, what the [bleep] is going on now?
- This is wild to me. I don't know if--
- It's crazy that she gets, like,
decent-looking every time, like, she films.
I don't do my hair to film. - Who, her?
- Like, she's always dressed up for filming.
- Can't do it. - She's like a Chelsea.
I don't know how they do that [bleep].
- Can't do it. It took me a struggle today.
- I hate getting ready. Oh, this is the nanny.
- Are you ready for me to observe and see what happens
and just kind of-- - Yeah.
Come sit down, Bronx.
[laughter]
- What he got in his mouth?
- I'm sorry. I can't watch.
- How does it go down? - Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
- Because I know kids--
- I'm gonna say something I shouldn't.
- He's screaming.
- Aren't we--
- You should buy that for my birthday!
- Can I talk? Two adults are talking.
- But you should buy that for my birthday.
- OK. - You see that?
He all talking while she talking.
You know, as parents, we spend too much time, stress,
worry just setting everything up for you kids
to disrespect me? - Yeah.
- Oh, no, baby.
I'm gonna body slam you today on this day.
- On this day. - Yes, I am.
- Go ahead.
And here go--here go the number to the people, too.
Call them.
- And you can go about your life
because what you're not gonna do is disrespect me.
- And the kids don't really respect you
and they're not really listening to you.
- Well, I do know that my kids really know
that they can test me when we are in public
at the grocery store or when someone's around.
Anytime we have guests, that's--
- [fussing indistinctly]
- Hell no.
There's many days I've walked right out of the grocery store
with the whole basket full.
Bye. We're leaving.
Boom, timeout.
[downbeat music]
- There's the kids. Hi, guys.
♪♪ ♪♪
- What's wrong with Gannon?
- He probably ain't feeling it.
He know this coach here to try to straighten they asses out.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Gannon, where are you going?
Gannon ran.
- [laughing] Oh, he got up out of there.
- [gasps] He left? - He got up out of there.
[laughter]
- Where'd he go?
- He ran off. - Oh, he left the whole--
- On his bike, girl. Come on.
You watching the same thing we watching?
[laughter]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Who's wheezing? Is that you?
This sounds like a dentist.
- You know this bitch got asthma, right?
She be struggling to breathe.
- OK, I'm sorry. - Oh my God.
- I don't know how to get Gannon.
He left his phone on purpose. I--
- Can I got get him?
- No, because you'll just go disappear, too.
And we don't have this kind of time.
Run. Take this.
- Oh my God, her face. - Oh my God.
- Did you see her face?
- This is giving me anxiety watching this.
- Where's my phone? Bronx, give me my phone.
Bronx.
- I can't watch anything.
[notification chimes]
- I mean, does he have his phone?
- And he has to get in trouble. Yes.
- Uh-oh. - Why did you run?
- Did her child say this was stupid?
For any parent, I hate to see, like,
their child disrespecting them because...
- Mm-hmm.
- The work that the parent is putting in on the back end,
the parents don't deserve that.
- This is giving me anxiety, though.
So I can see why she'd be overwhelmed because
I have anxiety watching it. - [sighs]
- Ugh.
I'm just--I'm about to have a really big panic attack.
- Well, have a seat. Sit your ass down right here.
- Girl, take that bike, disassemble it, trash it.
They need Supernanny. - Ooh.
- They need a Madea.
- [laughs]
- And they'll be good in ten minutes.
- I'm a little tipsy, so I'll be real with y'all, OK?
- Give it to us. - I'll be real with y'all.
- I love you guys, too, but I love my OGs ladies.
- I mean, you grew up with them.
- I know.
- I feel like your stories on "Teen Mom 2"
was so much better than "OG."
- But remember, we're at different age groups now.
- That's true.
- So of course their show is boring.
- They're my age, right? - They're mature.
Our show is still going through it because we're not mature.
- At least you acknowledge that.
[upbeat music]
- How do you feel the lunch with Gary and Kristina went?
- Why they got me looking like that?
- I was like, they always make Amber look depressed.
- Do they not see my humor with my [bleep] dolls behind me?
Leave me alone.
- Them [bleep] dolls.
- Gary was not even that nice.
But it's not that I need his approval,
to be honest with you.
And this is just the way that it is.
But he is the father of my-- of my daughter.
And you know, I need him to understand.
- I can't stop looking at them. - I think Gary understands.
But he's trying to protect Leah because you don't know what
type of [bleep] that is when you had put her on a schedule,
then you don't show up, or you're inconsistent.
- Yeah.
- And now we got to explain that.
- Right.
I feel like Amber also got to understand
that maybe it's not other people, like, in Leah's ear.
You know, like, she's at an age where
she has probably developed her own feelings
about a lot of stuff.
- You know, I just hope that, like, we're able to move
forward and do this.
And I think we can. - Right.
- What's the--what's the hill and the mountain
for me right now is Leah.
It's gonna take some time.
But I think eventually, she'll come to me.
It's a waiting game of her to accept actually a few things.
And you know, I've accepted that she doesn't
necessarily like me right now.
- You know, I can really relate
to Amber right now because I
had to do the hardest thing of my life ever not too long ago.
And I had to walk away from Farrah
to make an impact to say, hey, look at your behavior.
Look at how you treat me.
Look at how you treat Sophia.
We got to have mutual respect and trust.
But it's not easy. It is heartbreaking.
It rips your guts out, right?
- I know.
Jenelle--when Jenelle was strung out on drugs,
man, I didn't see her for almost a year.
And when she left North Carolina
and went to New Jersey, I put it in my mind.
I said, I'm gonna get that call.
She's gonna be dead. - Oh, that's horrible.
- I would--every day, I would text her,
right, and said, "I love you.
I have unconditional love for you."
- Right.
- And she would never answer me, or she--you know,
curse at me back or something.
Every single day, I would do that, every day.
As a mother, you have to just bite your tongue
and be patient--
- Yeah. - And let them come to you.
♪♪ ♪♪
[line trilling]
- Hi. Yeah, this is Catelynn.
I actually had a question for the doctor.
I was thinking about possibly letting our daughter, Nova,
in the room when I deliver.
She's only six years old.
So I just didn't know, like, what the stipulations
were for that.
- Jesus Christ.
Who would want their kid seeing that?
I just don't get it.
- Well, let's be honest.
The kids are not really seeing you
give birth in the sense of where the baby's coming out.
It's usually covered or whatever.
They'll be on the side.
They'll just see a baby come out.
And they know about the baby.
So what does it matter, in my eyes?
- I understand with everything going on,
things are a little different these days, so--
- Oh, she probably can't do it.
- That's kind of [bleep].
- Back in my day,
I could have six people in the delivery room.
- You remember when Vaeda was born?
- Mm-hmm.
- And you were able to come in the hospital?
Well, this time is gonna be kind of different
because you know how coronavirus is around?
The only person that's allowed to come into the hospital
with Mama is Daddy. - Whoa. Well, not me?
I'm just gonna stay alone all by myself?
- Aw. - Oh, that's sad.
- Oh, she's just concerned she was by herself.
- Did I come out quick? - Did you come out quick?
How long was I in labor with Nova?
I don't remember. - 42 minutes.
And then--but you only pushed for 15 minutes, though.
- Yeah.
- Damn. Must be nice.
- That was fast.
- Wow, that was a quick one.
My [bleep] was, like, [bleep] almost 24 hours.
- Well, now she's having-- what,
this is her fourth baby, right?
- Wow.
- She'll probably just walk in and have the baby in...
- Yeah. - Five minutes.
- It's gonna be like a water slide.
[laughter]
- Three little girls for them. - Damn.
- ♪♪ 'Cause I'm on fire, feeling unstoppable ♪♪
- I always love the ending. It's, like, so much hope.
- OK, I think I went from, like, almost crying to like--
like--to like, oh, [bleep],
what's gonna happen to laughing,
to everything's gonna work itself on out.
- All right. - Good episode.
- Yep.
- We're done? I'm starved.
[giggling]
- Are you kidding me right now?
- High five.
- You want me to high five? - Don't--nothing.
Don't touch me. - We're high-fiving.
- Shea, can you check on the kids?
- Goddamn it.
You always make me do everything.
Mother[bleep].
All right, I'll check on the kids.
[indistinct chatter]
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Next on "Girls' Night In."
- Get on that knee, Zach. There you go.
- Cheyenne, will you marry me? all: Aw.
- Ah! - Yay.
- [gasps] Throwing 'em away. Uh-oh.
- Oh! - She going through it.
- Oh, she mad!
- Gannon ran. I am gonna take your phone for a week.
all: Oh!
- Everyone's been called stupid.
Every person I've been with, I've been called stupid.
- Damn. - Aw, that's sad.
- You know your worth.
- It's a lot of anxiety.
Makes your chest feel like it's full of, like, hot air.
- He's very understanding.
- Yeah. - So sweet.