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卡蜜兒

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卡蜜兒

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卡蜜兒

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天啊,真是太巧了

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我就住這間飯店

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我一直在想我們早上的對話

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我打斷了妳,實在太失禮了

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其實是有原因的

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不瞞妳說...

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我剛離婚,所以我下定決心...

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我很樂意聽你分享,只是...

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- 妳要不要上車?
- 要

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我趕時間,演唱會要遲到了

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還是我陪妳去?我可以在路上說

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進來

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備好機車了?

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鑰匙

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你要去哪?

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去執行柏林交代的任務

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鑰匙拿來

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去哪裡?

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去奪回聖杯

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妳負責在這裡顧監視器

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沒人在家啊,豬頭

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以防萬一囉

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你打算怎麼奪回聖杯?

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神父一出門,我就發動機車

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騎到他身邊,搶走聖杯,閃人

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懂嗎?

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你還有手嗎?
你要騎車、剎車、拉離合器...

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聖杯很重吧?還是你有三頭六臂?

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我也要去,沒得談

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我超會騎車的

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該怎麼說呢?

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我之前下定決心

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要暫時遠離女性

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你介意我更衣嗎?
我帶了衣服要在路上換

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當然不介意

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我這次是來享受獨處時光
品嘗單身的寧靜

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我的心需要休息一下

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- 聽起來有點厭女
- 絕對沒有

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比較像是自我保護機制

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但是與妳相遇後,我開始懷疑

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我是不是因為之前的失敗
在懲罰自己?

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我是不是剝奪了
自己認識獨特女性的機會?

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“獨一無二的女性”

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全世界有40億女性

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遇見迷人女性的機會微乎其微

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一旦錯過就不再

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所以我剛剛才發狂似的追上來

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我在飯店門口遇見了妳...
可以轉頭了嗎?

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- 可以
- 真的?

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這就是我追上來的原因

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(歌劇院)

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《紙房子:柏林》

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出發

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停車!

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是受刑人

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計程車

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趁現在!

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該死,他不放手

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去搶袋子

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快跑!

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讓開!

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不要擋路!

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羅伊

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快發動!

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要命!

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小心桌子

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就叫妳小心桌子!

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羅伊,閉上你的嘴!

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小心

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小心

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又是婚禮,又是喪禮,跟電影一樣

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停車場

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要是走動,一定會被聽見

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那就讓他們聽不見

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123號停車格會合,那個方向

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跟著我做

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- 喂
- 嚇死我

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- 嗨
- 現在呢?

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偷一輛老車,然後閃人

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車上不能有防盜系統,例如那輛

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走吧

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- 該死
- 快發動啊

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警報器被觸動,沒辦法發動

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- 那怎麼辦?
- 他們來了

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躲到後座,快點

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我本來還擔心你會格格不入

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看來是我多慮了

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因為我的領結嗎?

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我連上超市都盛裝打扮

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你不像是常常上超市的人

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你比較像是以飯店為家

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環遊世界、參訪博物館

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巡迴酒莊

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我猜你是第一次喝瓶裝啤酒

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沒錯,我痛恨裝在木箱的瓶裝酒

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經過倉庫、卡車
再從別人手上運到我的嘴邊

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但這一瓶簡直是人間美味

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乾杯

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敬人間美味

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他們走了嗎?

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沒看到人,別等了

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試試那一輛

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讚啦

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快開車!

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他有斧頭!加速啊!

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小心!

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幹

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該死

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快逃

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我過了一個美好的夜晚

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獨一無二

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希望下次來巴黎還能一起玩

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下次帶你去有水晶杯的高級酒吧

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那妳得跟我要電話才行

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可惜我沒帶筆

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祝妳有個好夢

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你也是

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妳要去潛水?

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- 我以為你是卡梅倫
- 我在找她,她借走我的機車

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- 她出門了
- 我的車呢?

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不知道,她在騎吧

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好,待會見

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等等,妳不介紹一下那副眼鏡?

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這是虛擬實境眼鏡

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酷耶,是遊戲嗎?

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不是,是模擬情境

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我還沒寫好程式,別亂碰

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- 小心,它很精密
- 妳自己設計內容?

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- 對
- 太扯了

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- 讓我看看
- 不行

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那我不走,我要把自己銬在床頭板

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拜託啦

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就五秒鐘

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太屌了吧

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天啊,景色超美

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海好藍喔

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- 在桑吉巴
- 天啊

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- 為什麼不會動?
- 你沒戴感應器

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等我一下

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妳怎麼來當小偷?

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至少去美國太空總署吧
妳是金頭腦耶

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- 這是幹嘛的?
- 偵測動作

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怎麼了?

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- 腹部和背部也要裝偵測器
- 沒問題

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好

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不行,黏不住

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因為抹了油

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這樣就行了

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成功

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- 好,轉過去
- 好

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貼在這裡

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好了

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- 都好了?確定?
- 對

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可以動了,妳看,我起雞皮疙瘩了

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妳摸摸看

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對,手毛都豎起來了

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我的天啊

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那個女生是妳?

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好,夠了

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超過五秒鐘了

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那是妳吧?

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我的分身

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你剛才在照鏡子

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妳應該在修正了,但還是說一下

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妳的奶頭超明顯

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好像掛在迷你裙上一樣

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你開口閉口就是體毛、奶頭,轉過去

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我又說什麼了?

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快出去

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卡梅倫回來我再叫她找你,再見

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抱歉,是我亂說話

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那個程式到底是做什麼的?

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這叫替代現實

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不是每個人都能和合得來的朋友

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一起去天堂度假

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比方說...你喜歡做什麼?泡夜店?

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我是舞池之王

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好,你可以用它在最酷的夜店跳舞

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只要戴上眼鏡,就能得到超感體驗

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但不是真的,人還在房裡啊

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大腦會讓你相信是真的

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你可以跟人跳舞、聊天、暢飲

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感受真實的情緒

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妳打造的世界太完美了

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妳是天才

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- 我先去地下聖堂了
- 好

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你們打算何時告訴我?

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這是柏林親自交代的任務
沒必要告訴你

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我們從昨晚就一直在找他
但他不接電話

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羅伊,你第一次來巴黎就出包

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還不包括你闖進波利亞克家那次

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你搶劫神父,把他拖行10公尺

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在婚禮現場暴力劫車

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攻擊受刑人

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毀損停車場多輛汽車,2...

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觸動26個警報器

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然後悠閒地吃早餐
享用可頌配咖啡歐蕾

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好像沒事一樣

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我們兩個都有份

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要從那些大猩猩身上搶回聖杯
並不容易

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太好了,再點個班尼迪克蛋
好好休息一下吧

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先生

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要不是出現奇蹟

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我們早就被關進法國最高警戒監獄了

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00:22:08,916 --> 00:22:10,708
有沒有覺得很眼熟?

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00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,583
怎麼會在你手上?

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00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:16,208
神父半夜拄著拐杖來找我,他嚇壞了

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他說他不去波多和聖地牙哥了

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還說我們的考量是對的

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有幾個流氓企圖搶劫他
害他背痛得要命

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我們可以繼續開挖
不過他要請一週病假

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他傷勢太重,無法舉行彌撒

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往好處看
這下我們有七天時間挖隧道

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你去叫柏林起床

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馬上去

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妳還好嗎?

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很好

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我需要一點刺激

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妳不必留下來的

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我答應柏林會待到最後,我說到做到

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- 喂?
- 喂

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我是卡蜜兒

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不瞞你說,我早上一醒來就笑了

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領結男扛著龐克搖滾歌手

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真的太經典

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00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:29,125
- 謝謝你的照片
- 不客氣

230
00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:32,416
我還會穿著燕尾服
陪妳參加碼頭工人罷工

231
00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:33,666
就等妳邀約

232
00:23:34,208 --> 00:23:37,083
我在陽台上看著你的飯店

233
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,958
納悶你是否還在

234
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:46,541
我還在

235
00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:50,875
要不要一起吃早餐?

236
00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:55,791
我得先告訴你一件事,我已經結婚了

237
00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:57,625
八年

238
00:23:58,833 --> 00:23:59,750
可是昨天

239
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:03,458
你帶給我一股罕見的悸動

240
00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:06,041
你說全世界有40億女性

241
00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:08,291
但也有40億男性

242
00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:10,750
讓人想要進一步認識的男性

243
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,291
並不容易遇見

244
00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:15,791
讓人想深入探索的對象

245
00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:20,583
妳說妳結婚了,又說妳想探索我

246
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:23,500
我不想誤會妳所謂的“探索”

247
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,250
我可以詳細說明

248
00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:27,500
你哪天離開巴黎?

249
00:24:29,541 --> 00:24:30,416
明天

250
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:33,125
那真是太可惜了

251
00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:49,416
接招吧,最後通牒

252
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:01,583
早安

253
00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:08,083
羅伊,你錯過了精采的一刻

254
00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:11,583
來,我們喝一杯,羅伊

255
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:15,083
倒一點給你,倒一點給我

256
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,250
- 慶祝奪回聖杯?
- 當然不是,是慶祝她

257
00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:21,541
羅伊

258
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,291
- 她打給我了
- 波利亞克太太?

259
00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,875
別計較小細節了,羅伊

260
00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:33,166
重點是倒數計時開始

261
00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:36,416
她被我將軍了

262
00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:41,500
現在只要等待她的下一步

263
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:45,625
我賭她會在三小時內打來,不對

264
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:47,916
一小時,最多一個半

265
00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:54,625
我是卡蜜兒

266
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,625
可以進去嗎?

267
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,125
還是不要比較好

268
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,208
妳剛才說妳結婚了

269
00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:25,958
一旦踏進來
就要聖誕節後才能出去了

270
00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:29,291
卡蜜兒

271
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,833
我不要短暫的火花

272
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:37,291
我要的是獨一無二

273
00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:43,875
我不要只是三角戀的一個角

274
00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:48,083
什麼叫短暫的火花?

275
00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:51,083
你知道嗎?我不知道

276
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:54,875
我只想充分享受人生

277
00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:57,625
有時晚上睡不著

278
00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:00,000
我會去酒吧

279
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,416
盡情聊天、暢飲、瘋狂跳舞...

280
00:27:08,458 --> 00:27:09,541
然後回到家

281
00:27:10,791 --> 00:27:12,000
滿足地入睡

282
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,875
因為我有了意料之外的體驗

283
00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:18,375
很多人會在床上翻來覆去

284
00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:20,916
我選擇盡情享受人生

285
00:27:20,916 --> 00:27:23,875
怎麼會有人選擇盯著天花板?

286
00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:27,125
像你這樣的人

287
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,833
會在最不經意的時候出現啊

288
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,333
總之

289
00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:36,791
我明白你拒絕的原因

290
00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:42,041
我也很欣賞
它說明了你的個性和正直

291
00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:52,500
再見

292
00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:56,916
希望有一天我們還能再見

293
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:29,833
你是對的

294
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,833
她必須做個了斷

295
00:28:35,916 --> 00:28:36,750
羅伊

296
00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:41,583
這裡一堆望遠鏡和攝影機對著她家

297
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,375
所以我才拒絕的

298
00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:47,541
對

299
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:50,375
我拒絕了她

300
00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:03,041
卡蜜兒,等等!

301
00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:33,041
換妳洗了

302
00:31:34,916 --> 00:31:36,958
- 怎麼了嗎?
- 對

303
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:39,583
我需要女性的建議

304
00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:40,500
說吧

305
00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:44,041
我向來清楚自己的喜好

306
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:48,000
如果是書
我喜歡經典著作,討厭暢銷書

307
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,875
如果是食物
我喜歡茄子肉醬千層派,討厭炸物

308
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:54,833
我喜歡好奇、文雅、聰明的男人

309
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:58,125
討厭會吹口哨、開黃腔的粗魯男人

310
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:03,833
那種會自拍炫耀胸肌和重機的
膚淺男人

311
00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:05,750
- 明白
- 可是都亂了

312
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:10,083
那個粗野、可惡、無禮的傢伙

313
00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:13,291
不知怎地接上了我的大腦和神經系統

314
00:32:13,291 --> 00:32:15,583
- 該說是本能嗎?
- 妳在說誰?

315
00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:17,916
- 布魯斯
- 妳喜歡布魯斯?

316
00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:19,750
- 不
- 妳喜歡布魯斯

317
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,416
我不喜歡他,不可能

318
00:32:21,416 --> 00:32:22,625
只是...

319
00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:27,791
看到他滿身汗水、髒兮兮的樣子
我就渾身發燙

320
00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:31,625
心跳加速、呼吸困難

321
00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:32,833
妳懂嗎?

322
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:35,000
肺部氧氣不足的感覺

323
00:32:36,166 --> 00:32:37,708
妳曾經這樣過嗎?

324
00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:39,583
沒有,不曾像這樣

325
00:32:40,666 --> 00:32:42,916
重點是,我只要閉上眼睛

326
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:46,666
就會看到他在地下墓穴往身上潑水

327
00:32:47,541 --> 00:32:51,250
水從他的肌膚流下

328
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:54,875
還有他的船錨墜飾

329
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:59,416
隨著動作撞擊胸膛

330
00:32:59,416 --> 00:33:01,750
叩叩、叩叩

331
00:33:02,416 --> 00:33:04,791
那畫面不斷在我腦海循環播放

332
00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:08,291
“叩叩”,好像在呼喚我一樣
“叩叩,有人在家嗎?”

333
00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:10,166
還有其他畫面嗎?

334
00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:11,583
他的內褲

335
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:13,541
他的內褲?

336
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:16,583
我曾經看到他的內褲露出來

337
00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:18,375
白色鬆緊帶

338
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,375
我無時無刻都會想到那個牌子

339
00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:25,125
- 什麼牌子?
- 狼牌

340
00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:29,166
那畫面占據我的腦海,狼牌...

341
00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:31,875
現在又多了一個意想不到的狀況

342
00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:34,625
- 他打妳的屁股
- 不是,傻瓜

343
00:33:36,458 --> 00:33:37,500
其實是

344
00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:40,416
我迷上他的氣味了

345
00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:43,416
- 什麼意思?
- 我會聞他

346
00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:48,291
每當他靠近、經過我身邊
我就會聞他

347
00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:50,041
什麼味道?古龍水?

348
00:33:50,041 --> 00:33:51,916
不,他應該沒噴古龍水

349
00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:53,541
比較像是...

350
00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:56,333
男人的氣味

351
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,791
一種粗野、像費洛蒙的味道
我也不知道

352
00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:01,958
應該是汗味

353
00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:04,583
一定是,但我一直覺得汗味很臭

354
00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:06,083
現在只要布魯斯經過...

355
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:12,291
我就會吸氣

356
00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,041
了解

357
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,583
- 他用了我的毛巾
- 凱拉

358
00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:29,125
我本來要拿去洗的
我不知道自己在做什麼

359
00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:31,708
我變得好奇怪,這不是我

360
00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:33,500
小姐,別這麼誇張

361
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,416
喜歡布魯斯不好嗎?

362
00:34:35,416 --> 00:34:38,083
說來話長,他年紀太小了

363
00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:40,750
好像才24歲,我36了

364
00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:43,333
我該怎麼辦?

365
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:45,916
如果...

366
00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:49,833
如果只是想打炮,就上吧

367
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,041
然後忘了他

368
00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,833
要是怕麻煩就別上

369
00:34:54,416 --> 00:34:56,666
性愛很有趣,但愛情不有趣

370
00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:58,041
為何不有趣?

371
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:03,166
這麼說吧,愛情是階段性疾病

372
00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:07,666
妳渴望追求愛情、害怕失去愛情

373
00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:10,458
最後被愛情拋棄,黯然神傷

374
00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:20,875
妳猜我心情不好的時候都做什麼?

375
00:35:20,875 --> 00:35:22,541
- 什麼?
- 跳舞

376
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,125
為何要跳舞?

377
00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:31,375
起來,我們來狂歡

378
00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:35,708
- 快點,凱拉,來
- 我不要

379
00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:37,875
- 要啦,快點,凱拉
- 我拒絕

380
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:47,125
- 我討厭喝酒
- 好,張開嘴巴

381
00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:17,041
- 唉唷,妳們在幹嘛?
- 我們正要睡覺

382
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,000
布魯斯!

383
00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,041
休士頓,我們有麻煩了

384
00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:40,666
交給我

385
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:41,708
(品味、優雅、馬力)

386
00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:47,333
- 不了,拿去吧
- 來嘛,別走

387
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:48,250
羅伊!

388
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,416
好,就一杯

389
00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:52,333
- 一杯
- 來吧

390
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,500
妳還好嗎?

391
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,750
我有點想吐

392
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:35,875
凱拉

393
00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:42,291
喂,進度如何?

394
00:37:45,291 --> 00:37:46,541
挖到了

395
00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:49,958
只要挖到磚牆,隧道就完成了

396
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:51,791
它將帶領我們到目的地

397
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:52,708
(薛維耶諾拍賣行)

398
00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:54,375
拍賣行

399
00:37:55,291 --> 00:37:56,458
那是什麼牆?

400
00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:58,541
它是拍賣行的擋土牆

401
00:37:58,541 --> 00:38:00,666
我們要破牆進入拍賣行

402
00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,458
我們不走安全防盜門

403
00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:09,666
而是要繞到背面

404
00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,500
絕對不會有人料到

405
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,875
為了前往金庫背面

406
00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:19,958
我們要先經過通風系統和機房

407
00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:24,625
裡面有管線、配電箱、電線和排水管

408
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:33,166
這時候,我們會遇上一堵水泥牆

409
00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:35,875
後面是金庫的前廳

410
00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:41,000
我們要沿著接縫切開水泥牆

411
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,416
但是還不會搬走水泥塊
為什麼,達米安?

412
00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:47,750
因為前廳有兩台監視器

413
00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:50,708
將畫面傳到拍賣行警衛的螢幕

414
00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:55,666
沒有拍賣會的時候
兩位警衛都閒得發慌

415
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:58,291
一位在大廳櫃檯

416
00:38:58,291 --> 00:39:01,791
另一位在地下室金庫前

417
00:39:01,791 --> 00:39:05,208
讓我們重申一遍這起竊案的絕妙之處

418
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:07,708
我們要在金庫空空如也時
就去打開它

419
00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:09,375
是不是很有意思?

420
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,500
這樣成功機會更大

421
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:15,625
我們得讓警衛離開螢幕三分鐘

422
00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:19,625
駭進攝影機最少就要三分鐘

423
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,083
那要怎麼做?

424
00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:23,416
聲東擊西術

425
00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:27,875
得先了解我們的新朋友
摸清楚他們的習性

426
00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:31,458
研究他們的一舉一動

427
00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:32,416
最重要的是

428
00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:35,291
找出警衛的生命關鍵元素

429
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:37,833
晚餐菜色

430
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:41,250
我要兩份家庭號義式臘腸披薩

431
00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:43,750
警衛8點左右打櫃檯座機叫外送

432
00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:45,625
- 喂?
- 今天要吃什麼?

433
00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:46,958
義式臘腸

434
00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:49,375
- 披薩
- 主要是披薩

435
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,208
我們將在機房攔截電話

436
00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:54,250
凱拉會事先駭入座機

437
00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:03,541
- 喂?請問要什麼?
- 嗨

438
00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:06,750
我要兩份家庭號義式臘腸披薩

439
00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:09,041
- 還有兩罐啤酒
- 地址是?

440
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:11,791
薛維耶諾拍賣行

441
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,041
圖倫街14號

442
00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:15,916
謝謝,再見

443
00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:17,208
謝謝

444
00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:18,958
然後好戲就上場了

445
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,541
我們會在機房設置“無塵區”

446
00:40:21,541 --> 00:40:24,833
脫下滿是灰塵的髒衣服

447
00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,750
換上無塵服

448
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:30,958
進入前廳和金庫
都必須裝備無塵服和手套

449
00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:34,833
留下任何指紋、污泥、睫毛
就是留下DNA

450
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,750
我們的計畫也吹了

451
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,000
我們會用這段時間換裝

452
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,083
更重要的是...

453
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,750
一個半小時?

454
00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:46,791
...用這段時間惹毛警衛

455
00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:49,750
涼掉的食物

456
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:52,250
上面都是茄子,而且涼掉了

457
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,541
錯誤的餐點

458
00:40:53,541 --> 00:40:54,708
怎麼不是家庭號?

459
00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:56,625
檸檬汁?

460
00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:59,375
在飢餓狀況下無法忍受的各種鳥事

461
00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,708
我才不付錢

462
00:41:01,875 --> 00:41:03,125
你不付錢?

463
00:41:04,166 --> 00:41:06,708
你要先付錢,才能回動物園

464
00:41:06,708 --> 00:41:08,916
聽到沒,老鼠臉?

465
00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:14,500
如果外送員法語很差,還囂張無禮

466
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:15,958
瘋瘋癲癲...

467
00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:17,750
- 啥?
- 呱呱

468
00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:18,875
你是鴨子嗎?

469
00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,125
他就會呼叫同事

470
00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:22,291
那正是我們需要的

471
00:41:28,375 --> 00:41:30,208
快過來,這裡有麻煩

472
00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:32,125
麻煩?什麼麻煩?

473
00:41:32,125 --> 00:41:37,208
警衛一離開座位
這場表演就進入了第二章

474
00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:55,666
準備就緒

475
00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:58,541
我們只有三分鐘的時間

476
00:41:58,541 --> 00:42:01,250
時間不多,風險很大

477
00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:05,125
凱拉,妳覺得風險很大
我倒覺得很刺激

478
00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:15,500
好,艾倫,我馬上來

479
00:42:20,375 --> 00:42:21,500
- 開始
- 這時候

480
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,833
推土機會拔出水泥塊,像玩拼圖一樣

481
00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:29,708
然後我們要進入前廳

482
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:32,250
這一切都會被拍下來

483
00:42:37,833 --> 00:42:38,666
而布魯斯...

484
00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:40,416
你找黑猩猩來保護你?

485
00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:43,875
...則會扮演好鬥的外送員
確保警衛不會看見你們

486
00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:45,416
喂,別碰我

487
00:42:45,416 --> 00:42:48,291
聽得懂嗎?還是要說黑猩猩語?

488
00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:49,500
說話啊

489
00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:53,375
那裡有一扇門

490
00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:56,541
對,那是我們的致命弱點

491
00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:58,583
要是有人開門,我們就完蛋了

492
00:42:58,583 --> 00:43:01,416
竊盜過程總是有不可控因素

493
00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:04,000
2分30秒

494
00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:09,291
你要盡量爭取時間

495
00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:14,000
不斷挑釁,直到他們發飆

496
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
艾倫

497
00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:17,750
別碰我的警棍

498
00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:20,208
布魯斯爭取時間的同時

499
00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:23,333
我和凱拉會切斷監視器

500
00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:26,000
凱拉,跟我們說一下細節吧

501
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,666
前廳是最安全的地方

502
00:43:27,666 --> 00:43:30,958
保全系統的硬碟就在前廳

503
00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:32,750
我會駭進我們需要的四台攝影機

504
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:34,916
櫃檯

505
00:43:36,041 --> 00:43:37,833
怎樣?要不要付錢?

506
00:43:40,541 --> 00:43:41,375
前廳

507
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:42,583
(無訊號)

508
00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:44,958
- 你在找碴嗎?
- 別理他

509
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:46,750
冷靜

510
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:50,750
剩下90秒

511
00:43:52,291 --> 00:43:53,291
金庫入口

512
00:43:53,291 --> 00:43:54,375
(無訊號)

513
00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:57,833
- 住手!
- 快點付錢

514
00:43:57,833 --> 00:43:58,875
還有金庫

515
00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:09,333
- 我沒清楚是哪條線
- 監視器都斷線了

516
00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:17,833
喂!你沒事吧?

517
00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:20,958
當警衛終於忍不住揍你一拳

518
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,750
你就要咬下發泡錠

519
00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:26,125
像發狂的野獸一樣口吐白沫

520
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:28,666
- 如果他們叫救護車呢?
- 或是警察?

521
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:32,666
他們要怎麼解釋?
“食物涼了,所以我們揍了外送員”

522
00:44:32,666 --> 00:44:34,833
“他現在因為腦部受創癲癇發作”

523
00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:36,791
他們會先搶救他

524
00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:38,916
艾倫!拿軟墊!快點!

525
00:44:38,916 --> 00:44:40,583
剩下1分15秒

526
00:44:40,583 --> 00:44:41,916
短路了

527
00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:44,875
不要慌,找到保險絲,繞過它

528
00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:46,916
我找不到!

529
00:44:46,916 --> 00:44:48,416
打開黑盒子

530
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,291
找出燒斷的保險絲

531
00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:51,416
剩下一分鐘

532
00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:54,875
- 有了
- 太多保險絲了,該撤退了

533
00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:57,416
現在撤退就完了,螢幕沒有畫面啊

534
00:44:58,041 --> 00:44:58,916
拿湯匙來

535
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:03,583
快啊

536
00:45:07,333 --> 00:45:09,041
嘴巴張開,來

537
00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:10,250
剩下50秒

538
00:45:12,583 --> 00:45:13,541
加油

539
00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:17,708
剩下30秒

540
00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:18,750
動作快

541
00:45:20,708 --> 00:45:22,083
找到了

542
00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:27,666
(無訊號)

543
00:45:28,583 --> 00:45:29,416
給我水

544
00:45:36,791 --> 00:45:38,166
快醒醒

545
00:45:38,166 --> 00:45:40,750
剩下15秒,動作快啊

546
00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:46,791
(無訊號)

547
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:48,916
快點,起來

548
00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:51,625
太好了,來,起來

549
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:54,333
- 加油
- 起來

550
00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:56,750
剩下五秒,現在就要撤退

551
00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:58,125
閉嘴,羅伊

552
00:45:59,666 --> 00:46:00,541
好了

553
00:46:01,708 --> 00:46:02,708
給你錢

554
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:04,958
- 披薩的錢
- 來吧

555
00:46:05,958 --> 00:46:07,458
我們走

556
00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:09,500
沒時間了

557
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,083
該閃人了

558
00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:13,208
- 去吧,我來收尾
- 我可以

559
00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:16,291
一旦掌握監視器,取得了遙控權

560
00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:18,958
你們就要盡快離開

561
00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,375
快走!

562
00:46:27,875 --> 00:46:29,458
真是太扯了

563
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:40,000
快點

564
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:45,375
推土機再把水泥塊放回原位

565
00:47:04,583 --> 00:47:09,208
只要一切順利
凱拉就能控制整個監視系統

566
00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:21,125
接下來,這場精彩魔術秀

567
00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:24,083
將進入第二章

568
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:27,625
打通金庫25公分厚的鋼牆

569
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:29,750
而且絕對不能被人發現

570
00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:33,833
金庫就會變成五星級飯店旋轉門
任我們自由進出

571
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:37,291
可媲美大衛考柏菲的演出

572
00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:12,333
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