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接下來,這場精彩魔術秀

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將進入第二章

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打通金庫25公分厚的鋼牆

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而且絕對不能被人發現

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金庫就會變成五星級飯店旋轉門
任我們自由進出

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可媲美大衛考柏菲的演出

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凱拉,掌控監視器之後呢?

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我會錄下前廳和金庫空無一人的畫面

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在必要時循環播放

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哇,好大一瓶法國香檳

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抱歉

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布魯斯,你喜歡香檳?

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對,沒有天天喝,但是很喜歡

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給自己倒一杯吧

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不了,下次吧

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不行

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既然都打斷凱拉了
就請你接受我的邀請

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別拖了,快開

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不對,要好好品嚐

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氣泡有沒有在嘴裡彈跳?

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- 有,感覺到了
- 很好

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這可不行

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香檳是氣泡酒

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開封就會漸漸失去風味

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請務必喝完一整瓶

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可以討論計畫了嗎?還需要什麼嗎?

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不用,沒事了

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吃一點,不然會你醉的

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這裡很容易跟小學搞混吧?

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在小學可以隨便起立
丟粉筆、開冰箱...

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如果你們覺得來到學校
是因為我們在學習一個計畫

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不過有個非常重要的差異

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要是有人搞砸計畫,要是你搞砸了

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懲罰不是跑跑操場就算了

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你會直接去坐牢

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法國的刑期是16年

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不學習計畫,等於置所有人於險境

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《紙房子:柏林》

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我要引用一位天才的話
他曾幫我策劃多起竊案

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“竊盜不是計畫,是教學大綱”

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他怎麼沒參加這一票?

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他在策劃自己的竊案

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一定會驚天動地

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他策劃了大半輩子

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但妳說得對

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你們想知道
我為何不找經驗老道的竊賊

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偏偏要找你們

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有兩個原因

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第一,竊案只需要一名策劃者

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我們有達米安

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第二,比起刺激
專業竊賊更在乎自尊

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這起竊案就是我的自尊

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你們去追求刺激

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跟心如止水的人共事是一件可悲的事

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幸好你們還有無限可塑性

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可以變成我要的樣子

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吸收我的技巧

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比方說,布魯斯再也不會打斷講解了

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- 對吧?
- 不會了

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第三,也是最重要的原因

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被年輕興奮的氣息圍繞
有回春的效果

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對吧,達米安?

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熱情、清新、美麗

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所有讓人生美好的元素

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所以我才在高級五星級飯店套房
進行策劃

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不是機庫,也不是郊區公寓

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穿著黑衣、躲在暗處的鼠輩才那麼做

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萬一我們在拍賣行門口被打成蜂窩

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就會留下五具美麗的屍體

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還有達米安

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謝謝誇獎

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還有人要發言嗎?

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凱拉,請繼續

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掌控拍賣行監視器之後呢?

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我會錄下前廳和金庫空無一人的畫面

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在必要時循環播放

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開始錄影

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我可以把這些畫面傳到警衛的螢幕上

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如果是波利亞克先生
進到金庫存放珠寶呢?

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就讓監視器錄下即時影像

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如果是我們進去偷珠寶呢?

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就播放錄影畫面
讓警衛看空無一人的金庫

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啟動循環播放

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(預錄影像)

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預錄影像,即時影像?

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眼見不一定為憑

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無賴會拆你水泥

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我簡直是詩人

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抵達前廳後

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我們要沿著鋼板接縫鋸開金庫

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俐落地切開重達7噸的鋼板

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怎麼切?

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運用史上最精準的切割系統

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熱噴槍會留下痕跡

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想像一條如鑽石般精準的切割線

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搭配雙倍動力馬達

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以秒速40公尺鋸開鋼板

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那就是我們的切割系統

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鋼板接上起重機

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然後固定吸盤,以起重機上抬50公分

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- 起重機要放哪裡?
- 就在金庫上方

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原有結構會隱藏住我們埋的兩個滑輪

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在起重機的幫助下
鋼板會像鐵捲門般升起

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給我們足夠的空間

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進入金庫

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啟動循環播放

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(預錄影像,即時影像)

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成功了,好棒!

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太棒了

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凱拉,通知柏林我們進來了

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柏林,達米安他們進到金庫了

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成功了

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我們進到該死的金庫了

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告訴達米安他是天才

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他會是今年奧斯卡最佳竊盜獎得主

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達米安,柏林說你是天才

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還是今年奧斯卡最佳竊盜獎得主

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你們是今年最佳犯罪團體獎得主

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他說我們是最佳犯罪團體獎得主

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還有妳,金頭腦

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妳是天才

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金庫看起來如何?

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空空如也,跟預料一樣

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等最後一組珠寶送達
我們就會踏著紅毯走進去

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不過還要再等幾天

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在那之前,好好享受巴黎吧

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親愛的,妳今天好嗎?

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告訴我

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妳有沒有想我?

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當然有

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我想要挑戰自己沒做過的事

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來點瘋狂的體驗

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例如?

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在米其林三星級餐廳的廁所做愛

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我敢說沒人在這間餐廳做過

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那會是我們的成就

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我們這輩子都會是紀錄保持人

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如何?

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糟糕

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現在你知道我沒穿內褲了

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確實令我慾火焚身

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我去女廁等你

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別讓我等太久

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我老公剛走進來

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怎麼辦?

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去跟他打招呼

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說我是混帳藝品商,妳想離開這裡

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說我沒禮貌又勢利,剩下交給我

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別想了,快去

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馬丁內茲先生
這是我丈夫波利亞克先生

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好巧,大家都在這裡

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- 幸會
- 他是西班牙來的藝品商

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我說過今天要跟他共進午餐
還記得嗎?

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你不介意他加入我們吧?

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請問怎麼了嗎?

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妳嫌我難相處?不想跟我說話?

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還是妳自我感覺良好

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以為我親切有禮是在追求妳?

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我聽不懂你在暗示什麼

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沒那麼複雜,小姐

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妳不必找人來搭救,我可以自己離開

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我是有信譽的藝品商

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我只想做生意,不是來泡妞的

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冷靜點,瘋狗

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你太超過了

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這裡是讓人禮貌互動的公開場合

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請你放尊重一點

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聽到沒?

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聽清楚了

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兩位慢慢聊

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我做了什麼?

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我做了什麼?

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我快要緊張死了

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太陽穴跳個不停,死命咬著牙根...

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不斷想著:“我的內褲要掉下來了”

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差點要瘋了

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我很抱歉背叛了他

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同時又覺得好興奮

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我們逃離巴黎吧

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城堡、水療中心,哪裡都好

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去過週末

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就我們倆

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把一切拋在腦後

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- 說走就走?不用打包嗎?
- 親愛的

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巴黎可是成衣天堂

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而且我覺得妳更需要內褲

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還我啦

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我怎麼跟老公解釋?

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00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,250
我們之前約好
要去香堤伊的鄉間別墅度假

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就說妳臨時要出差

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甚至來不及回家一趟

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你記不記得我說過
因為怕錯過美好事物

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我晚上都睡不好?

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現在不會了

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現在的我

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正在過理想中的人生

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因為有你

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全世界有80億人口

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而我遇見了你

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乾杯

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我多年前第一次來巴黎
跟我太太開著雪鐵龍

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從那時起,我們就被法國同化了

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每天一根法式長棍,早餐吃可頌

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有錢的時候來瓶勃艮第葡萄酒

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- 紅磨坊...
- 我可以吃一口嗎?

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- 普羅旺斯燉菜...
- 豌豆...

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-“豌豆”
- 對

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我可以先拿酬勞嗎?

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- 要幹嘛?
- 這四天去玩啊

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紐奧良有一場超讚的電子音樂節

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我打算去狂歡

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紐奧良?

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妳知道紐奧良在哪嗎?

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我不在乎要坐1小時的公車
還是20小時的飛機

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值得就好

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- 怎樣叫值得?
- 開開心心

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荒唐的未知冒險

218
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一起來啊,巴黎、紐奧良

219
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多棒的組合

220
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,458
不了,我偏好已知的結局

221
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,750
你真無聊

222
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:16,000
既然不去紐奧良,就在巴黎慶祝吧

223
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,708
慶祝一定要喝香檳了

224
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:18,625
對,香檳

225
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:21,875
我不太喜歡香檳

226
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,083
抱歉,老兄

227
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超好吃

228
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我太太打來了
你們都是索邦的學生,不要說西語

229
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- 嗨,親愛的,妳好嗎?
- 嗨,達米安

230
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我正好在巴黎的頂樓酒吧
跟學生小酌

231
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:49,958
很波希米亞風格

232
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這些是我學生

233
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- 妳好
- 大家好

234
00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:01,583
她嘴超甜,一直誇我的課

235
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,541
妳怎麼法語這麼好?

236
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,000
我小時候在這住過幾個月

237
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,958
酷耶

238
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:08,833
這時節的巴黎美極了

239
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,250
一如往常地浪漫

240
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,500
學士後課程結束後

241
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,625
要不要在那裡見面?

242
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,541
像20年前那樣

243
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:23,208
在艾菲爾鐵塔頂樓接吻

244
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:25,125
你還懼高症發作

245
00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:27,291
但是很值得

246
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,250
我考慮了很久

247
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:34,291
好不容易才下定決心

248
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,500
我們還是分開吧

249
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,833
達米安,聽得見嗎?沒事吧?

250
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我聽得見

251
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,291
我完全支持妳的想法

252
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,916
我有時候也覺得...

253
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:58,458
還是要給彼此一點空間

254
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透透氣

255
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,083
再回到彼此身邊

256
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:06,583
可以增進感情,重新愛上彼此

257
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:11,875
達米安,我們已經給彼此太多空間了

258
00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:16,625
你到全世界講課、辦研討會
參加NGO慈善活動

259
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,541
我想要永遠分開

260
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,916
抱歉,我還沒辦法消化

261
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:33,458
妳總說我們是彼此的畢生摯愛

262
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,541
四、五個月前才又說過的

263
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你或許是我的畢生摯愛

264
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但不代表我們會永遠在一起

265
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可是...

266
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既然我是妳的畢生摯愛
就沒道理分開啊,親愛的

267
00:19:58,916 --> 00:20:00,291
拜託不要叫我“親愛的”

268
00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:06,583
好,卡門,抱歉,我叫習慣了

269
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,875
暫時別打給我,好嗎?

270
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,375
巴黎有太多回憶了

271
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,125
我們要去狂歡了,你來嗎?

272
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,208
你們想看我像女大生一樣

273
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:42,125
一邊拼酒一邊跳舞嗎?

274
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:44,583
不了,我要顧監視器

275
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我也不去,我陪你顧監視器

276
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- 真假?
- 認真?

277
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對

278
00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:53,875
- 凱拉?
- 好

279
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,583
-“好”什麼?
- 我要去,走吧

280
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,666
出發狂歡!

281
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,291
對,一週後

282
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,333
{\an8}(租車行)

283
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,416
租車行一直打來

284
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:11,958
你到底把機車丟哪?

285
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,916
老兄,忘了它吧

286
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:16,333
他們天天打來,你聽不懂嗎?

287
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:20,000
他們威脅要把我的護照交給警察

288
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,375
布魯斯,你都要去偷
價值四千四百萬的珠寶了

289
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:26,791
- 還擔心用假駕照租的機車?
- 上面有他的照片

290
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:34,000
要是有前科
警察就能用人臉識別技術找到他

291
00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:38,458
快說該死的機車在哪裡

292
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:40,041
你也看到香檳事件了

293
00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:44,750
要是柏林發現警察在找我
又會怎麼發飆?

294
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,625
真他媽的爛攤子

295
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,166
那我們死定了

296
00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:53,500
- 車被受刑人騎走了
- 什麼?

297
00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:42,833
披薩來了

298
00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:47,416
不加鯷魚,還有你愛的勃艮第

299
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好吧

300
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,500
你掛電話後就沒吃東西了

301
00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:00,708
- 吵架了?
- 差不多

302
00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:02,125
我被拋棄了

303
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,000
我也一樣

304
00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,291
別想太多

305
00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:13,583
感情都會結束

306
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:18,416
它就像末日浩劫中少數的美好時光

307
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:22,750
例如鐵達尼號

308
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鐵達尼號怎麼了?

309
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:28,541
鐵達尼號就是愛情

310
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,416
一開始在宴會上跳舞

311
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:35,208
轉眼間就進入馬里亞納海溝

312
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:37,666
只有一塊木板能救命

313
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,083
其中一人發抖著緊抓木板

314
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另一人則沉入海底

315
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晚宴、浪漫、車震

316
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起霧車窗上的掌印

317
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:51,791
那些是末日浩劫中的美好時光

318
00:23:51,791 --> 00:23:55,083
妳聽起來像是有疝氣的50歲離婚婦女

319
00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,583
被他傷得這麼深?

320
00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:02,833
有一點

321
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,625
那就是我得到的教訓

322
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:07,083
用痛苦換取智慧

323
00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:12,416
只要挺過鐵達尼號
就不會再走回頭路了

324
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:15,958
不,那不是智慧,是放棄

325
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:17,708
我不會放棄的

326
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,458
我要回西班牙

327
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,708
提醒她我是她的畢生摯愛

328
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:24,125
我只有一句忠告

329
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:27,500
千萬確定她是一個人

330
00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:30,041
什麼意思?

331
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:32,000
聽著,達米安

332
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,458
不論再恩愛,感情都會褪色

333
00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,333
你太太已經邁步向前了

334
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:42,125
她必須放下內疚感
才能享受新的愛情

335
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:43,458
所以才用電話告訴你

336
00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:46,250
希望是我搞錯了

337
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:49,375
但如果我說對了,你並不孤單

338
00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:54,916
監視器和披薩都交給妳了
我需要靜一靜

339
00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:26,541
我好喜歡這裡

340
00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:30,041
感覺很平靜

341
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,250
我想帶你去巴黎好多地方

342
00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:37,833
有日式庭園

343
00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:41,000
可以迷失在其中、忘卻一切

344
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,125
還有巴貝斯市場

345
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:47,791
農民賣著各種美酒和手工起司
你喜歡起司嗎?

346
00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:49,458
喜歡到不行

347
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:53,875
他們偶爾還會帶羊來

348
00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:58,916
還有一家老咖啡廳

349
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,541
他們的咖啡是人間美味

350
00:26:02,541 --> 00:26:03,958
店也很漂亮

351
00:26:03,958 --> 00:26:07,791
古董椅子搭配金屬檯面

352
00:26:08,791 --> 00:26:10,125
聽起來都很棒

353
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,333
每次到馬德里,我都會拜訪同一家店

354
00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:16,666
布宜諾斯艾利斯咖啡廳

355
00:26:16,666 --> 00:26:19,708
“招牌烘焙巴西咖啡”

356
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:26,875
西蒙

357
00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:29,375
你能待久一點嗎?

358
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,916
我可以永遠留下來

359
00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:40,791
我可以拋下一切

360
00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:43,375
房子、工作、親友...

361
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:49,500
只要能跟妳在巴黎生活
那些東西算什麼?

362
00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:52,125
你認真的嗎?

363
00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:54,375
當然

364
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,375
我喜歡

365
00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:10,958
(法蘭索瓦)

366
00:27:11,791 --> 00:27:12,625
是法蘭索瓦

367
00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:15,500
介意我接個電話嗎?

368
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,791
當然不會

369
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,000
法蘭索瓦?

370
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,958
卡蜜兒,妳一個人嗎?

371
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:31,083
妳電郵讀到一半,沒闔上筆電

372
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:35,333
今天來了一大堆拍賣的珠寶

373
00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:37,125
我累到不行

374
00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:43,708
結果回來換個衣服
卻發現妳的筆電沒闔上

375
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,916
我讀了妳的情書

376
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,416
看到他讓妳重溫睽違已久的激情

377
00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:58,166
妳傳給他我們一起聽的歌

378
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:04,500
跟他走遍我們一起走過的地方

379
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:08,708
然後我看到他的名字
“藝術專家馬丁內茲先生”

380
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:11,458
就是餐廳那個西班牙佬

381
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,208
法蘭索瓦

382
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,041
你聽我解釋,好嗎?

383
00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,125
他看了我們的訊息

384
00:28:26,958 --> 00:28:27,916
他全看了

385
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:30,500
我得跟他談談

386
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:34,666
可以讓我靜一靜嗎?

387
00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:38,041
當然沒問題,我等妳消息

388
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,333
瘋狗

389
00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:50,333
現在誰才是瘋狗?

390
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:53,375
等著看是誰太超過吧

391
00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:15,166
- 早安
- 早安

392
00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:17,541
你好,要不要一起玩牌?

393
00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:21,291
我很樂意,各位美女

394
00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:23,625
但是我正沉浸於愛情的喜悅

395
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:26,083
我只想盡情奔跑

396
00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:27,750
快去吧

397
00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:29,208
- 跑吧,年輕人
- 再見

398
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:30,583
再見

399
00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:33,333
真是親切的年輕人

400
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:06,666
進來,這是禁菸房,我的菸癮又犯了

401
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:11,375
妳說得對

402
00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,416
我老婆有外遇

403
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:15,666
我忽略了幾件事

404
00:30:15,666 --> 00:30:21,250
她去塞維亞過聖週假期
說是跟姐妹看遊行

405
00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:24,791
可是妳瞧瞧,她上了全妝
像要去看歌劇一樣

406
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:27,125
而且髮色似乎比較亮

407
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,333
這張姐妹合照不是自拍

408
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:32,583
代表什麼?有人跟她們在一起

409
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,250
夏天的時候,她去她母親的海邊別墅

410
00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:39,750
卡門多年來都穿連身泳裝

411
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:42,500
五年前、四年前、三年前

412
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:45,958
今年夏天我不在
結果她穿比基尼、沙龍裙

413
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:48,708
右耳還插了該死的花

414
00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:52,375
誰會扮成夏威夷人跟老媽下棋?

415
00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:57,083
那週她有兩天忘記傳晚安簡訊給我

416
00:30:57,083 --> 00:31:01,333
妳可能會覺得我瘋了
但那是我們20年來的習慣

417
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:05,375
過去一年
她做什麼都上傳Facebook

418
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:08,333
然後有個叫“傑克70”的傢伙

419
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:11,666
每一篇都按讚

420
00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:13,541
讚...

421
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:15,833
{\an8}還在某張照片留火焰顏文字

422
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:20,583
傑克70留了火焰顏文字

423
00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:23,666
還有這個,我們辦了家庭通話方案

424
00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:26,583
過去十個月中,一個新號碼反覆出現

425
00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:29,500
我本來以為是親戚,她們是大家族

426
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,583
但某個細節令我起了疑心

427
00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:34,250
她都挑我不在的時候打去

428
00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:39,041
1月到3月、7月到9月
她都沒有打

429
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:43,000
到了10月13日晚上8點16分

430
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,791
她打去聊了47分鐘

431
00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:51,708
詭異的是,我在晚上8點整
上了前往巴黎的飛機

432
00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:53,916
她送我去機場

433
00:31:56,458 --> 00:32:00,458
把我像狗一樣拋棄
然後打了那個該死的號碼

434
00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:03,875
決定性證據來了

435
00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:07,208
那天晚上,我收到一則簡訊

436
00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:11,291
178歐元的刷卡通知

437
00:32:11,291 --> 00:32:12,750
經過我上網搜尋

438
00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:15,083
那是一家餐廳

439
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,291
“傑克之花”

440
00:32:18,291 --> 00:32:20,333
又是傑克

441
00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:22,458
妳猜“傑克”在墨西哥是什麼意思?

442
00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:26,041
“性慾旺盛的狂野男”

443
00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:31,541
誰會在墨西哥餐廳花178歐?

444
00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:36,375
一定是去跟大淫魔喝酒

445
00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:37,291
夠了

446
00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:44,625
- 妳找我做什麼?
- 珠寶到了

447
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:46,875
- 今天星期幾?
- 星期一

448
00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:48,541
但那不是重點

449
00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:51,166
他們明天會對珠寶進行鑑定

450
00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:53,416
星期三舉行記者會

451
00:32:53,916 --> 00:32:54,958
這不在我們預料之中

452
00:32:54,958 --> 00:32:56,458
再隔天就是拍賣會

453
00:32:57,458 --> 00:32:59,666
我們今晚就得動手

454
00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:02,500
柏林人呢?

455
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,833
羅伊

456
00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:12,000
我有好消息,羅伊

457
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,250
她要我留在巴黎

458
00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:16,083
她老公發現我們的事了

459
00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:18,875
他打來的時候,我們才恩愛完

460
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:22,458
你是說拍賣行的波利亞克先生嗎?

461
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,958
別管拍賣了

462
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:27,166
我在聊私事,別跟我提公事!

463
00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:31,083
那傢伙看了我們的情書

464
00:33:32,583 --> 00:33:36,750
現在我只要敞開雙臂
等著他把她送上門

465
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:40,083
我可能會晚點回去,羅伊

466
00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:41,166
不行

467
00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:43,333
我們今天就得偷走珠寶

468
00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:44,875
為什麼?

469
00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:48,958
最後一件珠寶到了
薩伏依之埃萊娜的鑽石頭冠

470
00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:51,250
明天就會進行鑑定

471
00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,666
然後開放媒體攝影

472
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,708
我們今晚就得動手

473
00:33:56,708 --> 00:33:58,791
先掛了,我會到的

474
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:13,958
對不起,親愛的

475
00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:16,916
不,我才要道歉,妳還好嗎?

476
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,000
我替他感到難過

477
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:20,833
我能理解...

478
00:34:22,416 --> 00:34:23,333
可憐的傢伙

479
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,250
他很震驚

480
00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:28,500
我們倆都很難受

481
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,333
那妳...

482
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,000
跟他說了什麼?

483
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:33,916
全部

484
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,708
說我們在塞納河岸漫步

485
00:34:41,541 --> 00:34:43,583
騎著偉士牌穿梭大街小巷

486
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:46,375
在每個紅綠燈接吻

487
00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:53,125
還說你的瑪格麗特雞尾酒
是全巴黎最棒的

488
00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:56,208
說我們不睡覺

489
00:34:57,666 --> 00:34:59,916
整晚都在做愛

490
00:35:01,291 --> 00:35:03,375
那他怎麼說?

491
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:05,750
他說他也會這麼做

492
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,875
愛情就像一陣旋風

493
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,000
誰都抵擋不了

494
00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:15,500
還說我應該跟隨自己的內心

495
00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:18,250
那是什麼意思?

496
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,041
不知道,我猜...

497
00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:23,583
是說他不會阻止我們

498
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:25,916
他真的好體貼

499
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,291
他說他想見你

500
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:35,791
法蘭索瓦想見我?

501
00:35:37,041 --> 00:35:38,583
對,沒錯

502
00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:46,458
他得知你是那天的藝品商

503
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,625
他很愧疚罵你“瘋狗”

504
00:35:49,791 --> 00:35:50,791
他想要道歉

505
00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:56,333
法蘭索瓦真是個通情達理的人

506
00:35:56,333 --> 00:36:01,708
不是每個人都能接受老婆跟別人跑了

507
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:09,375
來

508
00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:16,791
親愛的

509
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,625
這不是選擇題

510
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,916
抱歉誤導你了,可是...

511
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,250
我不打算離開法蘭索瓦

512
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:31,375
我們結婚八年了,他是我的旅伴

513
00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:37,375
妳確實誤導我了

514
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,500
那我是什麼角色?我不太明白

515
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,208
你是我的愛戀

516
00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:46,625
我的心之所向

517
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:50,416
你是震撼人心的第一批煙火

518
00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,583
他也曾帶給我相同感受

519
00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:55,041
後來這份愛成了堅定的感情

520
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:57,875
我沒辦法放棄它

521
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:01,875
你猜他說什麼?

522
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,708
他這三個禮拜都在考慮生孩子

523
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:09,625
這麼巧

524
00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:15,125
我卻在我們人生的重要時刻

525
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,750
瘋狂愛上了你

526
00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:21,000
我求他好多年了

527
00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,125
但時機永遠不對

528
00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:28,291
現在他終於下定決心,我卻愛上你了

529
00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:33,333
這些都很好

530
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:36,583
只有我有點不知所措

531
00:37:36,583 --> 00:37:39,416
我需要靜一靜,好好消化這一切

532
00:37:39,416 --> 00:37:41,625
我們太多天沒好好睡了

533
00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:46,541
我需要一點時間獨處

534
00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:52,125
妳介意今晚分開睡嗎?

535
00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:54,625
當然不介意,沒問題

536
00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,000
等一下

537
00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:05,291
明天一起吃早餐?

538
00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:07,791
當然

539
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:27,083
(黃金夢想飯店)

540
00:38:31,291 --> 00:38:32,125
喂,羅伊

541
00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:36,708
- 我在路上了,什麼事?
- 好

542
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,958
達米安有點緊張,他說你沒接電話

543
00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:44,416
既然你在路上,那就沒事了

544
00:38:46,666 --> 00:38:47,500
你還好吧?

545
00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:51,416
不,羅伊,我一點都不好

546
00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:53,833
我是老二

547
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:57,458
她說她愛我,但是要留在老公身邊

548
00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:58,875
你聽得懂嗎?

549
00:38:58,875 --> 00:39:00,666
- 真詭異
- 就是說啊

550
00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:04,500
她說我是她的愛戀、是煙火

551
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,208
但他是她的旅伴

552
00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:08,125
那就讓他幫我們提行李啊!

553
00:39:09,208 --> 00:39:12,250
我本來是地下情人

554
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:17,083
各種迷人花招讓她老公相形見絀

555
00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:19,208
現在我成了魁儡

556
00:39:19,208 --> 00:39:23,333
被原諒的老二,天啊
還有更慘的嗎?

557
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:27,041
他給了我綠色通行證
允許我繼續跟她老婆私通

558
00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:29,416
去他的齷齪開放式關係!

559
00:39:29,416 --> 00:39:31,166
該死的法式自由愛情!

560
00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:34,000
對

561
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:39,500
你說公私分離很重要

562
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,916
現在卻全攪在一起了

563
00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:45,375
試著忘了她吧

564
00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:48,291
忘了她?

565
00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:51,708
太遲了,羅伊

566
00:39:51,708 --> 00:39:54,916
我已經認識她15天,一切都回不去了

567
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:57,458
我還沒告訴你最糟糕的部分

568
00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:59,541
她說她要生孩子了

569
00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:02,458
- 你讓她懷孕了?
- 不是,羅伊

570
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:08,041
她一直想要孩子
但老公總說時機不對

571
00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:10,208
現在那該死的混蛋

572
00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:13,125
想用孩子把她綁在身邊

573
00:40:13,125 --> 00:40:14,875
他媽的死騙子!

574
00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:17,375
沒血沒淚的人才會利用孩子

575
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:22,750
他先打理解牌
接著又丟出一手胚胎牌

576
00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:25,791
我絕對不會
讓她留在那平庸的混蛋身邊

577
00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:28,458
聽好了

578
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:31,666
去買丙酮和漂白劑
我們要製造三氯甲烷

579
00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:35,833
那個蠢貨波利亞克
不知道自己惹到誰了色!

580
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:39,166
他還以為這是遊戲呢

581
00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:42,291
等著被三億噸的炸彈炸飛吧

582
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:50,833
完了

583
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:24,875
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