-Don't try to save me, man. -[Zac] Oh my God.
This is crazy.
His ass would get arrested in a courtroom.
[Fatima] Previously onZatima...
-I almost said it. -You almost said what?
They're gonna break me.
You know what? I don't want anything from you.
Okay?
You got men lined up down the block
wanting to talk to you.
They're lined up to hurt me, Fatima.
To use me.
[glass shatters] Oh!
The fuck?
[tense music]
-Somebody threw a brick. -What?
[Deja] Shit! Oh, shit, I seen her!
I see her, the stalker bitch! She just pulled up!
Ooh!
Y'all naked?
Damn, Zac, I ain't know you was half horse.
-Deja! -Deja!
Fatima, you taking all of that, girl?
-Man, get out of here! -Go now!
Get out? Nigga, I am out. You got a hole in your window.
Go away.
Look, I don't know why y'all
keep doing this to me when all I'm trying to do is help.
Deja, we don't need your help. Now go!
Fine.
I guess you don't need her license plate number.
Wait, wait, Deja.
Yeah, Zac, did you call my name while you were naked?
Bitch, I will throw this damn brick at you.
Okay, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Zac, look.
Is it signed Talissa?
'Cause if it is, it's probably her,
'cause she done threw a brick at me before.
Deja, we do not have time for right now.
-Please. -[Deja] Okay.
All right. I see this ain't the time.
You gonna put a hole in that baby head if you keep--
-Deja! ---damn.
Give me this.
You--no, wait! Zac.
I don't know if I want to see what it says.
All right, well, you go call the cops.
I can't believe I'm fucking saying this
rather than going for this bitch.
Huh? Yes. I need a officer.
Yeah, someone just threw a brick through our window.
-Fuck! -Zac.
Just please hurry. Okay.
-Zac. -No, Fatima.
What do you mean, "no"?
I'm about to go kill that bitch.
-No, you're not. -Yeah. All right.
-Zac. -What?
-What are you doing? -Let me go, Fatima.
No! Zac. The police are on the way.
Fuck the police! Read the fucking letter!
-Read it! -Zac, you're scaring me.
Read the letter.
[tense music]
"You took everything from me.
"I won't stop until I take everything from you.
Fatima, you and the baby must die".
[Male Singer] ♪ Love ain't perfect ♪
♪ But we still workin' ♪
♪ May not be what we see on TV, but it's damn sure worth it ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Love ain't perfect, but we still workin' ♪
♪ Don't gotta be what we see on IG ♪
♪ 'Cause we still worth it ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Yeah-yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
♪ We still workin' ♪
[suspenseful music]
-Oh, oh, Zac, Zac. -Fatima, you gotta move.
Zac, I'm not letting you leave with that.
It's legal.
Zac, I'm not talking about whether it's legal or not.
That's beside the point.
Fatima, you gotta move. You have to.
Zac, it is not legal to go out and just shoot somebody.
Who said I'm gonna do that? I'm going to see my boys.
Look, we're going out.
-Your boys, Zac? -Yes!
I know what's in the bag.
You act like you don't carry.
Zac, stop playing in my face, all right?
You're not going anywhere. Go back and put that up.
-Fatima, you gotta move. -[Fatima] I'm not moving.
Baby, I'm serious. Look at me.
Don't do this.
She threatened you and our baby.
[tense music]
-What are you doing? -Go on.
Really?
Yeah. I'm not stopping you.
If that's what you want to do, go hunt her down.
Good.
[tense music]
What are you still standing there for?
Go!
The police are gonna be on their way soon.
Why are you still standing there, Zac?
Fuck!
You know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you want to go, go.
But the police are on their way,
so either you're gonna stay and give a report,
or you can go out back and go hunting.
So lucky I'm gonna put this fucking pack back.
-Thank you. -Ah-ah, no.
[bright music]
[knocking at door]
Hey, uh.
-Don't do this, Sean. -I mean, you ready
to bite my head off at the office
just for bringing you some flowers.
-Don't do that. -Do what?
Can we just start over?
Okay.
-Can we do that? -Yeah, I think we need to.
Okay, um...
I wanted to apologize for snapping at you earlier.
Okay.
You didn't deserve that, and I'm sorry.
That's cool. Apology accepted.
I've been doing a lot of thinking, actually.
More thinking than work. And now I'm really behind.
Angela, you're stalling.
I, I know, um--
Hey, look, it's okay, just tell me the real.
All right, um, okay.
Sean, I have been pushing you away.
Yeah, I know that, and I wish you wouldn't.
I know you wish I wouldn't,
but I need to, because I need to work on me.
Okay?
That whole self-love, eat, pray, slay thing?
No. I love myself.
I love the hell out of myself, actually.
-Yeah, as you should. -Uh, but...
So you've been hurt?
-Hell yeah. -So have I.
Yeah, but--
But it doesn't matter if a man feels hurt, right?
I didn't say that, Sean.
Yeah, that's what people think, though.
And you probably think whatever happened, I caused it.
Can you stop putting words in my mouth?
-Okay? -Yeah.
Yeah, Angela, I'm just trying to figure you out.
You don't have to figure me out, Sean.
I'm literally sitting here telling you how I feel.
Okay. I'm listening.
[sighs] Okay.
Um, I have a love phobia, and...
it's just something I got to get over.
A love phobia?
Yeah, I know it sounds strange, but--
You're seriously afraid to fall in love?
I know it sounds crazy, and it's embarrassing, but--
No, don't. Don't be embarrassed.
Every time I think about love or falling in love
or someone falling in love with me, it just...
It makes me sick.
So you really believe you have a love phobia?
I do.
Yeah, that's called philophobia.
It's an extreme fear of falling in love and...
Well, look, that's good that you can recognize it.
Okay, doctor,
are you trying to diagnose me right now or something?
No, philophobia isn't a mental disorder or anything like that.
I just know the word because I went through it, too.
You did?
For years, actually, most of my adult life.
-Really? -Yup.
Oh.
Did it make you feel like you didn't want to be yourself?
Yeah, I just...
I thought if I looked different,
if I had a different personality,
it'd be okay to love me.
But I just didn't want to be the person that could hurt.
That is exactly how I feel.
So I played around and it caused me
to push some real good women away.
And I hurt people.
Because hurt people hurt people.
-Yep. -Right.
-Well, how did you get over it? -I met you.
What?
Look, Angela, you don't have to say a damn thing.
I'm gonna let you breathe.
[sighs]
Bye, Angela.
Bye, Sean.
[door opening and closing]
[mellow music]
And this note was attached to the brick?
Yes.
This is definitely a threat on your life.
-Do you have any camera footage? -No.
No doorbell camera? Any neighbors have cameras?
I don't know about the neighbors.
We're gonna set surveillance up.
Yeah, it could help. Maybe.
The suspect would have to get caught in the camera's sight.
Since she's apparently broke into the front door and window,
um, would be good to have them just in case, but...
But what?
We don't know who threw this brick.
What about the license plate that the neighbor got?
She gave us one letter and a number.
-Not enough. -Stupid.
-Hey, she tried. -Did she?
So what you saying is you can't do nothing?
Well... I am saying saying it.
-What? -Zac.
We will file a report.
Oh, okay. So let's go, let's file the report.
And we can patrol
the neighborhood for the next few hours,
just in case.
Did you know?
Call the precinct tomorrow. Let them know the situation.
This is great.
We can set up a few extra patrols in the neighborhood.
And as far as your job goes--
See, they can patrol the neighborhood.
Keep everybody safe, right?
That's good, that's good, right?
[Fatima] Zac, stop.
I'm being serious, this is great police work guys.
Good job folks, this is great.
Thank you, sir.
We don't get many compliments on our work.
Oh, you don't? You should get more.
Let me help you guys out. Come on, follow me.
Appreciate you, sir. Thank you. Yes.
-[Fatima] Zac. -What?
-What are you doing? -What?
I did exactly what you wanted to do, right?
-We filed a report. -What are you about to do?
Oh, I'm about to go catch that ho.
How, Zac?
You got one letter and one number from the license plate.
-No. Fatima, she's stalking you.
She's gonna come back.
And when she does, I'ma be ready.
So go pack your bag.
Pack a bag. What?
Yes, you're not safe here. I need you safe.
-I could go to my mom and dad. -No, no, no, no, no, no.
We are not going there. I don't want to involve them.
Oh, so now you see how I feel.
No, that's completely different. I should have known.
-All right, you're right. -Yeah.
Okay, we can just get a hotel, then.
"We"?
There ain't no "we".
You gettin' the hotel. I'm staying here.
I need you safe.
What do you mean, Zac?
I'm setting up a whole operation.
-What? -Yeah, to get my house back.
-Oh, shit. -What?
I'm just saying, if I wasn't pregnant,
I'd be here to help you.
Baby, I know that.
Setting traps and shit, you know I like that.
You see, now you thinking.
Zac, just don't do nothing to get hurt, okay?
Oh, trust me, I'm not gonna be hurt.
The only person that's gonna be hurt
name rhymes with Messlie.
All right, well, I'm gonna stay at Angela's house.
Matter of fact, yeah, that's a good idea,
'cause I'ma get this shit wrapped up real soon.
Trust me.
I'm scared and excited at the same time.
Oh, hey, don't be scared.
Don't be scared. Just relax.
Go chill with your friend, I got you.
Okay, I'm gonna let my man handle it.
Yep.
Okay. All right.
Let me call Angela and let her know
that she has a pregnant housemate on the way.
-Nice. -Ooh.
Mm.
-She's not answering. -What?
Yeah.
-That's weird. -She's probably with Charles.
-Zac? -What?
No, look, Angela is swearing off men for a while.
-Angela? Your friend Angela? -Don't do that.
Don't do what?
She the one that slept with the bodyguard.
-Zac, they are grown. -So?
She can't have no niggas over there while you over there.
Zac, you cannot tell her that.
How much you wanna bet? Call her back.
-I'm about to. -Mm-hm.
[Fatima] Hey, girl. I'm sorry I keep calling you.
I hope you ain't busy with somebody,
but for real, call me back.
I kind of need to come over and spend the night.
I guess I'll have to explain when I get there.
See you soon. Bye.
[upbeat music]
Oh.
Hey, hey. About damn time!
Um, Tyrone, thanks for getting me out, man.
I thought I was gonna rot in there.
You was only in there for a few minutes.
-Try to do some fed time. -No, I'd die.
Exactly.
And that's why you need to keep your...
Keep your mouth shut about that situation.
Man, what is going on with you, huh?
Now you owe me an explanation.
A $3,000 explanation.
Oh, you paid for the parking tickets, too.
And I need all my money back.
Yeah. Nick gonna pay you back.
Nick got to do with this?
I told you on the phone those were his tickets.
I let him borrow my car a few times.
I ain't gonna never get my money back if that's the case.
No, I'm gonna make sure you get paid back.
Like for real.
It just sucks.
I gotta wait until later to get my car at the impound.
Look, don't worry about that car.
You gonna get that car. But make me understand this.
Why are you broke?
And I just seen you with all this money.
You really want to know?
I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know.
You know that kid I, uh....
Yeah, I've been...
I've been given most of my money to his moms.
-Really, Tony? -Yeah.
She doesn't know it's me, though.
How she don't know it's you when you giving her money?
I usually knock on the door and I'll leave it there.
And I'm gone before she sees me.
Come on, Tony.
She almost caught me once, but I can't face her.
Why are you doing that?
I took her son.
Yeah, you did. Before he took you.
Tony, you did what you had to do, man.
Man, Tyrone, I was like him once, man.
What do you mean? What, growing up?
I shouldn't even be alive, Tyrone.
The shit that I done did?
Man, me and Zac ain't friends 'cause we met at church.
-Boy, I used to-- -Hey, hey, hey.
We still in the courthouse.
You need to watch what you're saying.
Yeah, it's just that my mom gave up on me after a while.
I mean, she kind of had to.
It was either that or
she'd wind up in the hospital worrying about me,
you know?
So what you gonna do, man?
-About what? -Nigga, about all this.
I don't know.
I can't sleep.
I feel stuck, man.
Listen, if it's bothering you like that...
...maybe you should talk to her.
I don't think I can.
You got to do something, you can't keep doing that.
Yeah, but what if...
What if what?
If she turns me in.
I mean, it's just something you're gonna have to face, man.
I mean, what happened, happened,
and the consequences are gonna be the consequences.
You're just gonna have to face it straight on.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think you're right, man.
Yeah, I'm always right.
-What's my name? -Ty-Motherfucking-Rone.
Ty-Motherfucking-Rone. Right.
So when you catch the Holy Ghost,
you start snitching on yourself,
keep that name out your mouth.
-Amen? -Amen.
All right, you need a ride to get your car?
Yeah.
Zac needs my help with something.
-All right, let's go. -All right.
[club music]
Shh...damn.
-You got everything? -Yeah.
Everything I can remember with you rushing me.
We got to get you out of here.
Zac, why do I have to drive your car?
Because I need her to think that I'm gone
and you're inside by yourself.
All right, well, I think I saw the police
driving by, so it should be good.
-Man, whatever. -Zac, not whatever.
Look, if something happens, call the police.
-I will. -[Nathan] I brought weapons.
-Nathan? -Yeah.
-Weapons? -I got Tony coming, too.
I had reinforcements.
And my grandfather's bear trap,
but he wouldn't let me get it--
[clears throat] Babe,
you got to get out of here and remember.
I know, Zac, call you and make sure nobody's trailing me.
Exactly, call me when you get there.
I'll do you one better.
I'll call you when I get in the car.
Perfect.
We're gonna have this house locked down.
[car starts]
Come on.
[hip hop beats]
Come on. You gotta leave.
Lovely girl.
Yeah.
-Let's lock this thing down. -Y'all look suspicious.
Oh, shit.
What y'all doing?
Minding our business like you should, Deja.
Mm-hmm.
Y'all about to hold up on that stalker, ain't you?
Hell, yeah. I mean, hell nah.
Like he said, mind your business, Deja.
You're so cute. You know I can help, right?
-How? -No, man, no.
Hey, we need all hands on deck.
I'm real good at trapping niggas.
-She's right. -We good.
We good, Deja.
Just go inside.
Okay, well, if you need me, just knock on my wall.
You remember how you came
knocking on my wall, huh, Nathan?
-Remember that time? -We don't need her.
-I don't--I don't. I'm reformed. -We don't need her.
Yeah, let's go.
All right.
Shit.
[laughs]
-You're so cute. -[Zac] Nathan, go get the stuff!
All right.
Deja!
[chuckles]
[hip-hop beats]
[door opens] Bitch!
What the...
Damn.
What you want me do with this stuff, man?
-Just put it down. -Where'd you get that from?
-Let me see it. -Relax, man.
And Tony should be right behind you.
Yeah.
[knocking on door] [door opens]
-[Tony] Whoa! -See? See?
Knock before you enter.
[Tony] I did. God.
You know I got you, man.
-Hey, you asshole! -Hey, hey, hey.
Hey! Relax!
I just want to talk to you.
Look, I understand why you're angry, okay?
But look at our boy.
Let's not do this in his house when he needs us most.
Yeah, okay. But later, it's me and you.
I got you.
Damn, man, she got you that paranoid?
Yo, you looking like you stressin', boy.
You have no idea. She been in this house.
She's been at Fatima job. She threatened my kid.
This bitch gotta fucking go, bro.
All right. So talk to us. What's the plan, man?
This is the plan.
We gonna stake out here.
-Okay. -Uh, you gonna be in the back.
You gonna be upstairs.
Bryce is coming with all the surveillance cameras.
Yo, where'd you get these?
I got a whole bunch of stuff. I even got night vision goggles.
And look at this... I got vests, too.
-You got a vest? -Yeah.
[Nathan] I want a vest.
So what's the plan? We gonna shoot her?
Or we got a net or a dart?
Sleeping dart?
-No. -Okay.
Man, look, I hate to ask this again,
but seriously, what's the plan, Zac?
This is the plan.
Nate gonna be upstairs, you're gonna be in the back.
Bryce coming with the surveillance stuff.
I told you that.
But we don't know when she gonna come.
Right.
-Right. -Yeah, but, Zac, we could--
-We could be here for days, man. -Yeah.
Yeah? Nigga, I got a business to maintain.
You know what? I can stay.
Yeah, we know you can, you hobo.
Hey, you wanna get canceled? I'm not a homo.
Hey, would you stop and let me think?!
-Gosh! -Damn, Zac.
I know this is driving you crazy.
-No, you don't know. -Not from personal experience,
but I can see how it's affecting you.
And if it's affecting you, it's affecting Fatima.
Yeah, and it's affecting the baby.
Look, man. I'm just gonna be real.
The fact that you are in here
and not out there hunting her ass down,
it says a whole lot.
-Really? -Yeah, man.
-You've changed. -Hell, yeah.
Look, I know you want to Rambo this bitch.
-Shh. I fucking do. -Yeah.
Hunt her down like a bounty hunter.
-I could too. -Mm-hmm.
I mean, nobody could blame you for all the shit she's done.
You're right.
Fatima don't want me to do no shit
that's gonna get me locked up.
-So. -Yeah, man, you definitely
don't want to do something that can lead to that, right?
I could, but I shouldn't,
because I got other people to think about.
See? Exactly.
And, Zac, you know we're down for whatever, right?
And we're always gonna have your back, but
you can't have us posted up
at your house 24 hours a day, man.
Okay, so Fatima don't want me do nothing to get locked up,
I don't want to do nothing to get locked up.
-So what should I do then, Tony? -I mean, not this.
Well, then what should I do?
Like, I don't want to be locked up.
I got a baby coming. I want to be here for the baby.
But what then?
[clears throat]
-[clears throat] -Nathan.
What? Don't look at me. I'm gonna say something stupid.
I swear, man, it's like somebody always testing me.
You know, to be honest,
it sound like this chick just need some pipe.
Nate, I already told you I can't beat the bitch with a pipe.
-That's gonna get me locked up. -No, no, no, no, no.
I'm saying the only person that can probably help us
with this problem is old boy that's in love with Fatima.
Hold up. What you mean by that?
The dude that stopped dating the crazy chick.
You said this all started happening
when he stopped laying pipe.
Yeah, he broke up with her and she went crazy, right?
I don't know.
-Malachi. -Yeah, yeah, that's his name.
Look, take it from me.
When you stop giving crazy chicks the good pipe,
they're liable to do anything.
Nate, you're a fucking genius.
[Tony] Yeah...
You're the first person to ever say that to me, man.
-I appreciate you so much. -And he's in the FBI.
Oh, shit, yeah.
-You gotta tell him. -FBI.
-Yeah. -Um...
What you mean, uh?
This all started 'cause he was hitting on Fatima.
Okay, Zac, you two grown, man.
You gotta set that shit aside, man.
I mean...
-For real? -Yeah, man.
Yeah, you're right, 'cause he did start this.
He need to help. You're right.
-That's good thinking, Nate. -Yeah.
You're not so useless after all.
Right, so look, all we do is kidnap Malachi
and bring him back here, and we lure the crazy chick here,
-and we tie them both up. -Man...
Stop thinking before you hurt yourself.
-We are not... -And stop touching stuff.
Okay. Okay. I got a win.
Yeah, we ain't doing all that. [knocking on door]
Okay, I came as fast as I could!
[screams]
-Oh my... -Those are real guns?
-Yeah. -Oh, my gosh, you guys.
Okay, sorry I'm late.
I got almost every kind of camera that you can think of.
Wait a second, wait a second, is she here right now?
I left my nunchucks in the car.
Man, you can't say that. That's racist.
She's not here, man.
-Show me what you got. -Okay, cool.
But we're still staking out tonight, right, guys?
Oh, yeah, that's definitely happening.
Nice, 'cause...
I'm really excited about showing you all my nunchucks.
Man, calm down and just show me what you got.
[gunshot] Oh, shit!
Sorry, y'all.
I mean... don't hand me no gun, then.
Y'all know what I'ma do with it.
-What the-- -[screaming]
What the hell are y'all doing in there?
You see this?
Do you have any idea how expensive this is?
You know what? I'm taking it out of my rent.
Sorry, Deja.
-Don't be sorry, ho! Be careful! S-hit!
Pointing that shit at me like I'm the bitch.
I don't want it.
-I'll take the sword. ---damn.
Come on, let's get to work, man.
I got swords, Zac.
[upbeat music]
[phone ringing inside]
Angela, quit playing, I can hear the phone ringing.
[Angela] You've reached Angela. Leave a message.
All right, Angela, I'm about to use my key!
I'm coming in!
You better not be doing no freaky stuff in here.
Angela, this is your final warning.
Put the penises up and your titties up.
I'm coming in.
[tense music]
Oh my--
Angela!
[music]
[outro music]
[music]