1 00:00:04,491 --> 00:00:06,727 (indistinct chatter) 2 00:00:11,532 --> 00:00:13,767 * * 3 00:00:18,071 --> 00:00:20,407 You guys! You guys! 4 00:00:21,074 --> 00:00:22,909 Oh, my God, you're not gonna believe this! 5 00:00:23,009 --> 00:00:25,379 -Dude, what? -You guys... (panting) 6 00:00:26,713 --> 00:00:29,916 Heather Williams farted during P.E. class. 7 00:00:30,016 --> 00:00:32,486 -So? -So? 8 00:00:32,586 --> 00:00:34,455 Heather Williams farted during P.E. class! 9 00:00:34,555 --> 00:00:36,690 That means we are gonna sit courtside 10 00:00:36,790 --> 00:00:38,425 at the Denver Nuggets game next Saturday! 11 00:00:38,525 --> 00:00:39,726 (muffled shouting) 12 00:00:39,826 --> 00:00:40,661 What? 13 00:00:40,761 --> 00:00:42,463 Ugh! Heather Williams' mom 14 00:00:42,563 --> 00:00:43,664 works for Coors in Golden! 15 00:00:43,764 --> 00:00:45,432 Coors is the second biggest sponsor 16 00:00:45,532 --> 00:00:47,134 of the Pepsi Center where the Nuggets play! 17 00:00:47,234 --> 00:00:48,869 We tell Heather that if she doesn't get us courtside seats, 18 00:00:48,969 --> 00:00:50,737 then everyone's gonna know she farted in P.E. class! 19 00:00:50,837 --> 00:00:53,940 Whoa. I've never seen a Nuggets game in person. 20 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,042 Well, we're about to! All we have to do is show Heather 21 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:57,744 we have proof and she'll do whatever we want! 22 00:00:57,844 --> 00:00:59,146 What proof do you have? 23 00:00:59,246 --> 00:01:00,581 Kenny had his phone out! 24 00:01:00,681 --> 00:01:01,882 He got a photo of Heather right when she farted. 25 00:01:01,982 --> 00:01:04,751 Look! Isn't this awesome, you guys?! 26 00:01:04,851 --> 00:01:07,154 -Let's go, Nuggets! -(clapping rhythmically) 27 00:01:07,254 --> 00:01:09,423 ALL: Let's go, Nuggets! 28 00:01:09,523 --> 00:01:12,125 Let's go, Nuggets! 29 00:01:12,226 --> 00:01:14,060 (school bell rings) 30 00:01:15,696 --> 00:01:18,565 Kids! Kids, can I have your attention, please. 31 00:01:18,665 --> 00:01:22,135 Kids, listen up. This is an emergency. 32 00:01:22,236 --> 00:01:26,907 Everything is fine but... we are sending you all home. 33 00:01:27,007 --> 00:01:28,409 (confused chatter) 34 00:01:28,509 --> 00:01:30,811 Some of you may have heard but there's a little virus 35 00:01:30,911 --> 00:01:33,647 going around and the school district wants to make sure 36 00:01:33,747 --> 00:01:36,183 we're all safe, so we're shutting down 37 00:01:36,283 --> 00:01:38,385 the school for about two weeks. 38 00:01:38,485 --> 00:01:40,554 Two weeks?! Yippie! 39 00:01:40,654 --> 00:01:42,356 (excited chatter) 40 00:01:42,456 --> 00:01:43,757 Oh, not now. 41 00:01:43,857 --> 00:01:46,026 Your parents are here to pick you up. So let's go. 42 00:01:46,126 --> 00:01:48,929 I'm sure it's nothing; we'll see you in a couple of weeks. 43 00:01:49,029 --> 00:01:51,097 You guys-- you guys, Heather Thompson 44 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,567 farted in P.E. class! Guys? 45 00:01:57,137 --> 00:01:59,740 ADULT STAN: Every night I have the same dream, 46 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,075 and relive the whole thing again... 47 00:02:02,943 --> 00:02:04,645 ANDREW CUOMO: It's called social distancing. 48 00:02:04,745 --> 00:02:06,680 If we stay six feet apart from each other 49 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:08,282 and wear a mask... 50 00:02:08,382 --> 00:02:11,151 And also I'm shutting down the city and I'm a pervert. 51 00:02:11,252 --> 00:02:13,254 And we've got to get control of this thing! 52 00:02:13,354 --> 00:02:15,656 RANDY: I'm just getting sick of being here every day with you, 53 00:02:15,756 --> 00:02:16,990 -that's all. -SHARON: You think 54 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:19,125 I like being here every day with you?! 55 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:20,861 RANDY: I am much easier to get along with 56 00:02:20,961 --> 00:02:22,729 during a stay-at-home order! 57 00:02:22,829 --> 00:02:25,499 * Happy birthday to you * 58 00:02:25,599 --> 00:02:29,470 * Happy birthday, dear Stan... * 59 00:02:31,372 --> 00:02:33,607 * * 60 00:02:38,845 --> 00:02:41,982 Come on, Stan, we're gonna visit Grandpa! 61 00:02:42,082 --> 00:02:44,285 Hi, Grandpa! 62 00:02:44,385 --> 00:02:45,886 OTHERS: Hi, Grandpa! 63 00:02:45,986 --> 00:02:49,055 RANDY: Isn't it great to see Grandpa, kids? 64 00:02:49,155 --> 00:02:50,824 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 65 00:02:50,924 --> 00:02:53,760 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 66 00:02:54,895 --> 00:02:56,797 I hate this stupid farm. 67 00:02:58,465 --> 00:03:01,968 In the dream, I relive the entire pandemic. 68 00:03:02,936 --> 00:03:04,538 SHARON: Oh, God, no! 69 00:03:04,638 --> 00:03:07,040 My little girl! (sobbing) 70 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:09,209 Oh, no! Oh, God! 71 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:10,844 * * 72 00:03:10,944 --> 00:03:15,316 Now that I'm older, the dream isn't just a dream 73 00:03:15,416 --> 00:03:20,153 because the whole pandemic has started all over again. 74 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,595 * * 75 00:03:38,038 --> 00:03:40,073 * * 76 00:03:55,689 --> 00:03:58,992 NEWSMAN: A brand-new variant of the COVID virus has emerged 77 00:03:59,092 --> 00:04:01,528 in Colorado and now panic and fear 78 00:04:01,628 --> 00:04:03,029 spreads throughout the world. 79 00:04:03,129 --> 00:04:05,165 The new outbreak started with the death 80 00:04:05,265 --> 00:04:07,401 of renowned scientist Kenny McCormick, 81 00:04:07,501 --> 00:04:10,737 and has therefore been named Kenny McCormikron. 82 00:04:10,837 --> 00:04:13,974 It's been 38 years since the pandemic first started, 83 00:04:14,074 --> 00:04:17,043 and people are beginning to say enough is enough. 84 00:04:17,143 --> 00:04:20,113 The town of South Park has been put under strict lockdown 85 00:04:20,213 --> 00:04:22,048 to try and contain the new variant. 86 00:04:22,148 --> 00:04:26,653 Nobody is allowed in or out for the next 20 to 30 years. 87 00:04:26,753 --> 00:04:28,288 (siren wailing) 88 00:04:28,389 --> 00:04:30,123 MALE VOICE: Attention. You are under quarantine. 89 00:04:30,223 --> 00:04:33,193 Someone in your community is not vaccinated. 90 00:04:33,293 --> 00:04:36,863 Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper if possible. 91 00:04:36,963 --> 00:04:39,933 Attention. You are under quarantine. 92 00:04:40,033 --> 00:04:42,235 Someone in your community is not vaccinated. 93 00:04:42,335 --> 00:04:45,338 Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper 94 00:04:45,439 --> 00:04:46,873 if possible. 95 00:04:46,973 --> 00:04:49,209 Attention. You are under quarantine. 96 00:04:49,309 --> 00:04:51,645 Someone in your community is not... 97 00:04:51,745 --> 00:04:55,582 (woman speaking Japanese) 98 00:04:55,682 --> 00:04:58,151 MALE VOICE 2: Come on inside and rejuvenate. 99 00:04:58,251 --> 00:05:01,287 Denny's is now Denny's Applebee's Max. 100 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:03,089 Taste the difference. 101 00:05:03,189 --> 00:05:05,826 (soft electronic music playing) 102 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,762 Welcome to Denny's Applebee's Max. 103 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:10,196 Just one joining us today? 104 00:05:11,164 --> 00:05:12,332 Listen to me very carefully 105 00:05:12,433 --> 00:05:14,568 and try not to change your expression. 106 00:05:14,668 --> 00:05:16,937 They could be listening. 107 00:05:17,037 --> 00:05:20,974 This... is the last sprout of Tegridy Weed. 108 00:05:21,074 --> 00:05:24,177 We have to get it somewhere outside of town. 109 00:05:24,277 --> 00:05:26,413 Sir, the whole town is under quarantine. 110 00:05:26,513 --> 00:05:28,214 Nothing's allowed in or out. 111 00:05:28,314 --> 00:05:29,916 We have to replicate it. 112 00:05:30,016 --> 00:05:32,786 It's the only way for people to have Tegridy again. 113 00:05:32,886 --> 00:05:34,921 Uh, okay, sir, if you don't want to eat, 114 00:05:35,021 --> 00:05:36,423 then I'll need to ask you to leave. 115 00:05:36,523 --> 00:05:38,959 Don't you understand this could change the world. 116 00:05:39,059 --> 00:05:41,027 Maybe the Denny's side of you doesn't care, 117 00:05:41,127 --> 00:05:43,997 but the Applebee's side of you must want to help! 118 00:05:44,097 --> 00:05:45,566 There you are, Mr. Marsh. 119 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:48,101 Come on. Time to go back to the old folks home. 120 00:05:48,201 --> 00:05:50,904 I can't go back! Everyone listen! 121 00:05:51,004 --> 00:05:53,974 This little sprout is humanity's only hope! 122 00:05:54,074 --> 00:05:56,710 Let's go back to the retirement home. 123 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:58,545 We can get you some nice ice cream, okay? 124 00:05:58,645 --> 00:06:02,015 I don't want ice cream, I want my species to survive! 125 00:06:02,115 --> 00:06:04,518 -Back off! -Let's go, Mr. Marsh! 126 00:06:04,618 --> 00:06:06,487 Don't make this difficult for us! 127 00:06:06,587 --> 00:06:08,354 (yelling) 128 00:06:12,526 --> 00:06:14,861 Why, you son of a bitch. 129 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:22,402 (grunting) 130 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:29,543 -Come on, Mr. Marsh. -Who...? 131 00:06:29,643 --> 00:06:33,914 It's me, Token. We know about the pangolin. 132 00:06:35,148 --> 00:06:37,117 Your son and his friends are trying to stop all this 133 00:06:37,217 --> 00:06:39,986 from happening. We need to get you to Kenny's lab. 134 00:06:43,323 --> 00:06:46,860 Dr. Kenneth McCormick will now be attempting to 135 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,295 travel back in time in order to stop 136 00:06:49,395 --> 00:06:52,098 the COVID pandemic from ever happening. 137 00:06:52,198 --> 00:06:53,934 WENDY: At the moment Kenny time traveled, 138 00:06:54,034 --> 00:06:56,136 he blew all the transformers here in the lab. 139 00:06:56,236 --> 00:06:58,271 If you're going to try and replicate his work, 140 00:06:58,371 --> 00:07:00,073 we'll be doing it at half capacity. 141 00:07:00,173 --> 00:07:02,208 The bigger problem is that we can't even get 142 00:07:02,308 --> 00:07:04,244 into half of Kenny's equipment. 143 00:07:04,344 --> 00:07:07,280 We have access to the machines, but the codes to operate 144 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:10,483 those machines are behind an 86-Mag firewall 145 00:07:10,584 --> 00:07:11,885 with restricted access, 146 00:07:11,985 --> 00:07:14,020 requiring an in-person vocal scan of either 147 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,323 Kenny McCormick or of his associate, Victor Chouce. 148 00:07:17,423 --> 00:07:20,794 But Kenny is dead and Chouce is locked away in a mental asylum. 149 00:07:20,894 --> 00:07:22,996 So we go to the asylum and convince them 150 00:07:23,096 --> 00:07:25,231 to let us bring Chouce here, easy. 151 00:07:25,331 --> 00:07:26,466 There's more. 152 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:28,101 (alarm blaring over video) 153 00:07:28,201 --> 00:07:30,537 When Kenny bent time, the negative ions 154 00:07:30,637 --> 00:07:32,606 actually killed everyone else in the room. 155 00:07:32,706 --> 00:07:36,042 We have to find some thin, reflective material 156 00:07:36,142 --> 00:07:38,344 that can be worn to bounce the energy. 157 00:07:38,444 --> 00:07:41,481 We're going to need... some aluminum foil. 158 00:07:41,582 --> 00:07:44,585 * * 159 00:07:44,685 --> 00:07:46,486 Jesus Christ. 160 00:07:46,587 --> 00:07:47,888 Aluminum foil? 161 00:07:47,988 --> 00:07:50,657 That's impossible, Wendy. It's the fucking future. 162 00:07:50,757 --> 00:07:52,258 All the aluminum foil is stuck 163 00:07:52,358 --> 00:07:54,360 out on cargo ships in Long Beach. 164 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:55,629 Yeah, I know. 165 00:07:55,729 --> 00:07:58,965 Look, guys, I know this is all a long shot. 166 00:07:59,065 --> 00:08:01,201 But Kenny went back in time and got COVID 167 00:08:01,301 --> 00:08:03,269 because it destroyed our friendship. 168 00:08:03,369 --> 00:08:07,007 All of this is our fault, and we can't do it without you. 169 00:08:07,107 --> 00:08:09,943 I'll help however I can to stop this stupid pandemic 170 00:08:10,043 --> 00:08:11,244 once and for all. 171 00:08:11,344 --> 00:08:13,313 Yeah, I can't be stuck in quarantine 172 00:08:13,413 --> 00:08:16,750 my whole life-- I gotta get back to my job doing future comedy. 173 00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,585 Speakin' of which, what's the biggest 174 00:08:18,685 --> 00:08:21,354 difference between a Christian man and a lesbian? 175 00:08:21,454 --> 00:08:23,289 Absolutely nothing. They are totally the same 176 00:08:23,389 --> 00:08:25,158 and deserve to be treated as such. 177 00:08:25,926 --> 00:08:28,128 Thanks, everybody. We can do this! 178 00:08:28,228 --> 00:08:29,896 Wendy, you guys stay here and try 179 00:08:29,996 --> 00:08:31,197 to get the lab running again. 180 00:08:31,297 --> 00:08:33,133 Kyle and I will go get Victor Chouce. 181 00:08:33,233 --> 00:08:35,301 Tweek and Craig, you guys find some aluminum foil. 182 00:08:35,401 --> 00:08:38,438 -How the hell do we do that?! -Just start looking! 183 00:08:38,538 --> 00:08:39,673 Come on, guys! 184 00:08:40,573 --> 00:08:43,744 -All right, let's do this! -I'll drive, get in the back. 185 00:08:43,844 --> 00:08:47,413 Alexa! Set a course for South Park Mental Asylum. 186 00:08:49,883 --> 00:08:54,454 Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum. 187 00:08:55,355 --> 00:08:57,057 Do you ever think about how the way 188 00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:59,092 you act affects other people? 189 00:08:59,192 --> 00:09:01,795 Oh, no, goddamn it. Not right now. 190 00:09:01,895 --> 00:09:03,964 Oh, yeah, don't wanna talk about that. 191 00:09:04,064 --> 00:09:06,232 Let's just pretend like that's not even an issue. 192 00:09:06,332 --> 00:09:09,069 Alexa, please, we have to get to the asylum 193 00:09:09,169 --> 00:09:10,804 and we don't know where it is. 194 00:09:10,904 --> 00:09:13,073 -Who's this? -It's just my Alexa. 195 00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:15,976 "Just my Alexa"? You're a piece of shit! 196 00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:18,511 You're a fucking alcoholic piece of shit! 197 00:09:18,611 --> 00:09:21,648 -Alexa... -Find the asylum your fucking self! 198 00:09:21,748 --> 00:09:23,616 Find it your fucking self. 199 00:09:23,717 --> 00:09:24,818 (sighs) 200 00:09:24,918 --> 00:09:26,386 You do whatever the fuck you want 201 00:09:26,486 --> 00:09:29,089 and just destroy the people around you. 202 00:09:29,189 --> 00:09:32,092 And by the way, there's a tankless humidifier 203 00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:34,327 available from one of your favorite sellers. 204 00:09:34,427 --> 00:09:35,662 Would you like to know more?! 205 00:09:35,762 --> 00:09:38,198 Yes, yes, I'd like to know more. 206 00:09:38,298 --> 00:09:42,035 (sniffles) Okay. The newest humidifiers from Walgreens Max 207 00:09:42,135 --> 00:09:44,404 are actually tankless and use up to 50% 208 00:09:44,504 --> 00:09:46,639 less water than standard humidifiers. 209 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:50,543 Okay, that's really cool. Uh, add that to my shopping list. 210 00:09:50,643 --> 00:09:53,379 Well, and people who were interested 211 00:09:53,479 --> 00:09:55,949 in tankless humidifiers were also interested in 212 00:09:56,049 --> 00:09:57,450 three-pack filters. 213 00:09:57,550 --> 00:09:59,652 That's great. Do those have the Prime delivery? 214 00:09:59,753 --> 00:10:01,587 Dude, we don't really have time for this. 215 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,857 Dude, shut the fuck up! 216 00:10:03,957 --> 00:10:06,192 * * 217 00:10:09,763 --> 00:10:12,999 Please help see us through this new COVID variant. 218 00:10:13,099 --> 00:10:15,668 Please help us to make it through this 219 00:10:15,769 --> 00:10:17,070 difficult quarantine. 220 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:19,672 And let people see that... 221 00:10:19,773 --> 00:10:23,977 as bad as COVID is, it's not as bad as diabetes. 222 00:10:24,077 --> 00:10:25,445 (door opens) 223 00:10:25,545 --> 00:10:26,913 Hello? 224 00:10:27,013 --> 00:10:29,682 Sorry, the church is closed due to the COVID variant. 225 00:10:29,783 --> 00:10:33,787 Father, please. Will you protect my family? 226 00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:35,756 Rabbi Cartman? 227 00:10:35,856 --> 00:10:38,024 My family isn't safe, Father. 228 00:10:38,124 --> 00:10:40,460 I realize now that Kyle Broflovski 229 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,495 will stop at nothing to break us apart. 230 00:10:42,595 --> 00:10:44,798 Uncle Kyle hates us because we're Jewish. 231 00:10:44,898 --> 00:10:46,967 And he's a self-hating Jew. 232 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:48,769 Uncle Kyle, no, no, no! 233 00:10:48,869 --> 00:10:50,370 Menorah, hold your brother. 234 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:52,739 As a fellow person of faith, Father, 235 00:10:52,839 --> 00:10:54,007 I'm begging you to help us. 236 00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:56,109 Well, well, what can I do, Rabbi? 237 00:10:56,209 --> 00:10:58,745 Kyle has already convinced a bunch of people 238 00:10:58,845 --> 00:11:00,313 to join his cause. 239 00:11:00,413 --> 00:11:03,249 I have to create my own secret rebellion to stop him. 240 00:11:03,349 --> 00:11:05,051 Eric, please, I'm scared 241 00:11:05,151 --> 00:11:07,320 and I don't understand all of this. 242 00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:10,623 Kyle wants to go back in time... 243 00:11:10,723 --> 00:11:14,194 and change the past so that you and I possibly never even meet. 244 00:11:14,294 --> 00:11:18,631 If I never met you, my life would be meaningless. 245 00:11:18,731 --> 00:11:23,369 Mine, too. You are my whole world. 246 00:11:23,469 --> 00:11:28,041 I promise you that I will do everything I can to stop Kyle... 247 00:11:28,141 --> 00:11:30,510 and save our family. 248 00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:32,645 * * 249 00:11:37,984 --> 00:11:39,619 (bird cawing) 250 00:11:41,287 --> 00:11:43,089 I understand that you wish 251 00:11:43,189 --> 00:11:44,724 to see one of our inmates. 252 00:11:44,825 --> 00:11:46,793 -Victor Chouce? -Yeah. 253 00:11:46,893 --> 00:11:48,795 We-we have a lot of questions for Mr. Chouce. 254 00:11:48,895 --> 00:11:52,465 He's an extremely dangerous and diluted individual. 255 00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:54,901 We don't take visitations lightly. 256 00:11:55,001 --> 00:11:56,769 What exactly did he do? 257 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:58,571 Unspeakable things. 258 00:11:58,671 --> 00:12:02,843 He has destroyed lives. This entire state has never seen 259 00:12:02,943 --> 00:12:04,410 a monster of his magnitude. 260 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:06,813 I've lived in South Park all my life 261 00:12:06,913 --> 00:12:08,348 and I've never heard of him. 262 00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:11,484 That's because Victor has been hidden from view... 263 00:12:11,584 --> 00:12:14,720 ever since the pandemic began. 264 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:18,591 Victor's parents were very protective during the pandemic. 265 00:12:18,691 --> 00:12:20,626 Even when the stay-at-home orders were lifted 266 00:12:20,726 --> 00:12:23,596 his parents kept him locked away in his room. 267 00:12:24,564 --> 00:12:27,433 Victor longed to go outside and play. 268 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:33,373 Then 2021 happened, people thought the pandemic was over. 269 00:12:33,473 --> 00:12:35,575 Victor's parents left him grounded in his room 270 00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:38,611 while they went to see a movie in Denver. 271 00:12:38,711 --> 00:12:40,280 They never returned. 272 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:44,250 Victor was grounded in his room for over 16 years. 273 00:12:46,186 --> 00:12:48,254 His name isn't Chouce. 274 00:12:48,354 --> 00:12:50,756 It's Chaos. 275 00:12:55,695 --> 00:12:59,132 We are not responsible for what happens to you in there. 276 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,168 I warn you... 277 00:13:02,268 --> 00:13:04,871 you are not going to like what you're about to see. 278 00:13:15,815 --> 00:13:18,018 * * 279 00:13:18,118 --> 00:13:20,620 (clears throat) Excuse me. 280 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,888 Hello? 281 00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,694 Well, hey, fellas! 282 00:13:28,794 --> 00:13:30,263 Butters... 283 00:13:30,363 --> 00:13:32,232 I thought you were just the guards again. 284 00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:34,367 It's good to see some new faces in here. 285 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,836 I'll bet you're looking to make yourselves some money, huh? 286 00:13:36,937 --> 00:13:38,771 Well, you came to the right guy. 287 00:13:38,871 --> 00:13:40,740 My name's Vic. Vic Chaos. 288 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,343 There's a whole lot of people that can tell you how much money 289 00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:45,912 Vic Chaos made them, so don't just take my word for it. 290 00:13:46,012 --> 00:13:48,915 Butters, it's your old friends Stan and Kyle. 291 00:13:49,015 --> 00:13:52,285 Stan and Kyle. Stan and Kyle... 292 00:13:52,385 --> 00:13:53,786 I know what you're thinking. 293 00:13:53,886 --> 00:13:56,489 You're thinking, "What can Vic Chaos do for me?" 294 00:13:56,589 --> 00:13:58,224 We all wanna be happy, right? 295 00:13:58,324 --> 00:14:00,293 We all want our little piece of the apple pie! 296 00:14:00,393 --> 00:14:01,928 Everyone else is out making a buck, 297 00:14:02,028 --> 00:14:03,964 why shouldn't you guys be making the kind of cash 298 00:14:04,064 --> 00:14:05,598 you deserve? Am I right? 299 00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,534 Butters, we're here to ask you about Kenny. 300 00:14:08,634 --> 00:14:10,503 Sorry, guys, you have me confused. 301 00:14:10,603 --> 00:14:12,738 I think Butters was a twerpy little loser kid 302 00:14:12,838 --> 00:14:15,008 whose parents didn't love him. My name's Vic. 303 00:14:15,108 --> 00:14:16,609 Vic Chaos. 304 00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:20,947 Okay, Vic, can you tell us about this? 305 00:14:21,047 --> 00:14:24,584 Why is your name all over Kenny McCormick's research? 306 00:14:24,684 --> 00:14:28,088 Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure, I did some things for him. 307 00:14:28,188 --> 00:14:30,423 Where do you think he got all the money to do his experiments, 308 00:14:30,523 --> 00:14:32,492 huh? I had said to him, I said, "Ken, 309 00:14:32,592 --> 00:14:34,260 "you've got all these crazy ideas but you got 310 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,663 no capital to see 'em through. Let me help you out with that." 311 00:14:37,763 --> 00:14:38,898 You know, he's a really great guy. 312 00:14:38,999 --> 00:14:40,200 Let me get you all together. 313 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,035 Maybe you can all do a lunch or something. 314 00:14:42,135 --> 00:14:44,337 Victor, Kenny's dead. 315 00:14:44,437 --> 00:14:47,240 Oh, whoa, bummer alert. (chuckles) 316 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:50,476 Just goes to show you, huh, there's never enough time to get 317 00:14:50,576 --> 00:14:52,012 out there and make the kind of money 318 00:14:52,112 --> 00:14:53,579 you always dreamed of making. 319 00:14:53,679 --> 00:14:54,981 Well, I'll tell you what, guys, 320 00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:57,783 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret-- 321 00:14:57,883 --> 00:14:59,885 I'm gonna tell you something that's 322 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,554 going to change your life. 323 00:15:01,654 --> 00:15:04,157 Have you ever heard of NFTs? 324 00:15:04,257 --> 00:15:07,460 (alarm blaring) 325 00:15:17,203 --> 00:15:19,439 (bubbling) 326 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:26,612 There you go. Shh. You're safe now. 327 00:15:26,712 --> 00:15:30,650 Look how fast you're growing. Daddy loves you so much. 328 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,453 Mr. Marsh, we need to speak with you now, please. 329 00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:35,888 Yeah. It's looking good. 330 00:15:35,988 --> 00:15:39,692 With the aquaponics, the weed is already putting out new sprouts. 331 00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:43,663 Thank you all for helping me get the Tegridy somewhere safe. 332 00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:46,532 I know you all realize how important it is. 333 00:15:46,632 --> 00:15:50,170 We don't actually care about the marijuana, Mr. Marsh. 334 00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:51,871 What we need to know... 335 00:15:51,971 --> 00:15:54,874 is exactly where in Wuhan, China you were 336 00:15:54,974 --> 00:15:58,544 when you had intercourse with a pangolin. 337 00:16:00,546 --> 00:16:02,382 That's really not important. 338 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,917 It's extremely important because to save this town, 339 00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:06,586 your son and his friends are going to try 340 00:16:06,686 --> 00:16:09,222 to go back in time and stop it from happening. 341 00:16:09,322 --> 00:16:11,991 That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 342 00:16:14,327 --> 00:16:15,995 Mr. Marsh, we are all in lockdown 343 00:16:16,096 --> 00:16:17,363 for the next half century. 344 00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:19,365 If there's even a chance of altering the past 345 00:16:19,465 --> 00:16:20,666 so that this doesn't happen... 346 00:16:20,766 --> 00:16:23,069 This is the key to saving our town! 347 00:16:23,169 --> 00:16:27,107 The answer is in what we all do now, in the present! 348 00:16:27,207 --> 00:16:29,175 And I'm sorry, but focusing on 349 00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:31,277 who started the pandemic is racist. 350 00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:36,482 Mr. Marsh, exactly what week did you travel to China in 2019? 351 00:16:36,582 --> 00:16:38,718 Do you understand the butterfly effect? 352 00:16:38,818 --> 00:16:43,156 How one small thing in time can infect the entire future? 353 00:16:43,256 --> 00:16:46,392 You can theorize all you want on changing events 354 00:16:46,492 --> 00:16:48,994 that happened in the past but I promise you... 355 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:53,099 I fuck that pangolin every single time. 356 00:16:53,199 --> 00:16:55,435 * * 357 00:16:57,437 --> 00:16:59,004 Please, we're not done! 358 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,773 We have more questions for Butters. 359 00:17:00,873 --> 00:17:03,376 You've upset him and I specifically asked you not to. 360 00:17:03,476 --> 00:17:06,846 How'd we upset him? He seems fine. 361 00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:08,181 He seems fine? 362 00:17:08,281 --> 00:17:10,683 Do you have any idea what he did to people? 363 00:17:10,783 --> 00:17:12,685 Do you know why Victor Chouce is 364 00:17:12,785 --> 00:17:15,087 kept under such strict surveillance? 365 00:17:15,188 --> 00:17:18,624 Being grounded all those years in his room, 366 00:17:18,724 --> 00:17:20,726 he had access to an iPad. 367 00:17:20,826 --> 00:17:24,564 He started learning about NFTs. 368 00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:28,334 Then before long, he was trading them online. 369 00:17:28,434 --> 00:17:30,670 -So? -So?! 370 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:32,705 He escaped once before. 371 00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:34,940 In just a few hours he managed to get thousands 372 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,678 of people to invest in NFTs. Just like he almost did you. 373 00:17:38,778 --> 00:17:40,546 He didn't convince us to do anything. 374 00:17:40,646 --> 00:17:43,949 Trust me, another 30 seconds in that room and you 375 00:17:44,049 --> 00:17:47,387 would have started considering NFTs as a viable investment. 376 00:17:48,221 --> 00:17:49,622 Please listen to me. 377 00:17:49,722 --> 00:17:52,492 Butters used the money he made off NFTs to finance 378 00:17:52,592 --> 00:17:54,627 -our friend's... -He didn't make money off NFTs, 379 00:17:54,727 --> 00:17:57,863 he made it off getting other people to buy NFTs! 380 00:17:57,963 --> 00:17:59,131 Okay, whatever! 381 00:17:59,232 --> 00:18:00,733 But he was working with Kenny McCormick 382 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,668 who was actually trying to fix things. 383 00:18:02,768 --> 00:18:04,337 He was Kenny's main investor. 384 00:18:04,437 --> 00:18:07,573 If you don't believe me, look at the paper I gave Butters. 385 00:18:08,974 --> 00:18:11,511 You gave Victor a piece of paper? 386 00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:14,814 You gave Victor a piece of paper?! 387 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,988 Hey, can you hear me? 388 00:18:24,824 --> 00:18:27,059 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 389 00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:28,728 NFTs are gonna blow up. 390 00:18:28,828 --> 00:18:30,029 You should really get in now 391 00:18:30,129 --> 00:18:31,531 'cause they're really the future. 392 00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:33,866 Why would I invest in a digital good? 393 00:18:33,966 --> 00:18:35,335 (muttering): You can't even... Stupid. 394 00:18:35,435 --> 00:18:36,869 That's what the critics are saying 395 00:18:36,969 --> 00:18:38,938 but see, they don't understand. 396 00:18:39,939 --> 00:18:42,942 Victor...! 397 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,619 No. No, no, no, no... 398 00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:56,188 Gone. Just gone. 399 00:18:57,156 --> 00:18:59,292 My savings. My house. 400 00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:00,826 But I have this. 401 00:19:00,926 --> 00:19:03,663 Little green panda bear on a skateboard. 402 00:19:05,498 --> 00:19:08,668 No. No! 403 00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:14,674 Without morality, there is no God. 404 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,910 The basis of the entire Jewish faith 405 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:21,381 is on a covenant between God and humanity. 406 00:19:21,481 --> 00:19:24,450 To try and mess with time is wrong. 407 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,919 Rather, it is playing God. 408 00:19:27,019 --> 00:19:30,423 And I am glad to have you all come here today to help me 409 00:19:30,523 --> 00:19:34,594 stop these individuals who would try to change the future. 410 00:19:34,694 --> 00:19:37,430 Kyle Broflovski has led people astray 411 00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:38,931 and is at this very moment 412 00:19:39,031 --> 00:19:41,467 trying to bend the fabric of time. 413 00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:47,273 Together we can stop him and stop this blasphemy of God. 414 00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:50,876 -Yes? -Um... 415 00:19:50,976 --> 00:19:53,045 This is about actual time travel? 416 00:19:53,145 --> 00:19:55,548 I thought this was a Doctor Who convention. 417 00:19:55,648 --> 00:19:59,118 (robotically): Exterminate. Exterminate. 418 00:20:00,786 --> 00:20:02,588 Kevin, goddamn it. 419 00:20:02,688 --> 00:20:05,024 You have done this your whole goddamn life. 420 00:20:05,124 --> 00:20:08,260 No, this is not about Doctor Who, 421 00:20:08,361 --> 00:20:10,229 this is about real time travel. 422 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,764 People are really trying 423 00:20:11,864 --> 00:20:14,800 to go back in time, and we are the rebellion 424 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,802 who must secretly and urgently... 425 00:20:16,902 --> 00:20:19,038 -(banging) -Who is that?! 426 00:20:19,138 --> 00:20:20,573 Make sure they know the password! 427 00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:22,241 I'm on it! 428 00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:26,145 They might be on to us. Oh, God, no. 429 00:20:29,148 --> 00:20:32,485 Shh! You guys stay quiet. Someone is here. 430 00:20:33,285 --> 00:20:36,489 -Eric, I'm scared. -Are they going to get us, Papa? 431 00:20:36,589 --> 00:20:38,991 Nobody is going to touch my family. 432 00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:41,361 I started writing a diary, Daddy. 433 00:20:41,461 --> 00:20:44,897 About all the things Uncle Kyle is doing to us. 434 00:20:45,731 --> 00:20:47,400 Oh, my God, I love you so much. 435 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,034 Just-just shh, okay? Just shh. 436 00:20:49,134 --> 00:20:51,671 I'll be right back, okay? Just shh. 437 00:20:54,507 --> 00:20:55,541 Hello? 438 00:20:55,641 --> 00:20:57,777 Father? Are you in there? 439 00:20:57,877 --> 00:21:00,012 H-Hello? W-Who is it? 440 00:21:00,112 --> 00:21:01,881 Father, it's Tweek and Craig. 441 00:21:01,981 --> 00:21:04,116 We need to talk to you about something urgent. 442 00:21:04,216 --> 00:21:06,185 Is it about our super-secret rebel group 443 00:21:06,285 --> 00:21:07,953 to stop people from time traveling? 444 00:21:08,053 --> 00:21:09,822 (shouts) what the hell are you doing?! 445 00:21:09,922 --> 00:21:11,857 -What? -You don't tell people 446 00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:13,959 about our super-secret rebel group, Scott! 447 00:21:14,059 --> 00:21:15,828 CRAIG: Father, are you there? 448 00:21:15,928 --> 00:21:18,197 Uh, uh, yeah, I'm here. 449 00:21:18,297 --> 00:21:21,033 Sorry, I was just talking about a Star Wars movie. 450 00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:23,369 I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes. 451 00:21:23,469 --> 00:21:26,005 -Hey, now, come on. -Shh! 452 00:21:26,105 --> 00:21:28,340 CRAIG: Father, we're with some people who are trying to finish 453 00:21:28,441 --> 00:21:30,843 Kenny McCormick's work and save the town. 454 00:21:30,943 --> 00:21:33,579 Oh, really? That's cool. 455 00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:35,180 How far along are they? 456 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,550 CRAIG: Really close. We have the method of time travel 457 00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:40,520 and we're just trying to find some aluminum foil! 458 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:43,423 Aluminum foil? The fuck? 459 00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:46,859 All right, guys, let me help you out with that. 460 00:21:48,861 --> 00:21:51,831 Father! You have-you have tin foil?! 461 00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:53,766 Thank you for your help. (grunts) 462 00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:56,001 Aah! 463 00:21:57,603 --> 00:22:01,974 This is Dr. Wendy Testaburger from inside the quarantine zone. 464 00:22:02,074 --> 00:22:04,444 We need assistance with our power. 465 00:22:04,544 --> 00:22:06,278 (static crackling) 466 00:22:06,378 --> 00:22:09,649 MAN: Yes, Mrs. Testaburger, how can we help you? 467 00:22:09,749 --> 00:22:12,985 We have several transformers down in our lab. 468 00:22:13,085 --> 00:22:15,988 We may have a radical way to stop the new variant 469 00:22:16,088 --> 00:22:18,357 but we need more power. 470 00:22:20,092 --> 00:22:23,529 You say you might be able to stop the McCormikron variant? 471 00:22:23,629 --> 00:22:27,667 Yes, but we're running at about 40% capacity right now. 472 00:22:27,767 --> 00:22:29,469 Well, Doctor, if it's for that, 473 00:22:29,569 --> 00:22:32,271 we can try to get a tech team to drop in by helicopter 474 00:22:32,371 --> 00:22:34,406 and access your building from the roof. 475 00:22:34,507 --> 00:22:37,109 -Yes! That would be amazing. -All right! 476 00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:38,878 I have a crew standing by. 477 00:22:38,978 --> 00:22:40,513 We'll get you as much juice as you need. 478 00:22:40,613 --> 00:22:42,682 We just need to make sure our crew is safe. 479 00:22:42,782 --> 00:22:45,050 Has everyone in your lab been vaccinated? 480 00:22:47,787 --> 00:22:48,821 Uh... 481 00:22:48,921 --> 00:22:50,923 Yes, we are all vaccinated. 482 00:22:51,023 --> 00:22:52,658 I'm not vaccinated. 483 00:22:52,758 --> 00:22:54,359 (others exclaim) 484 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:57,463 Uh, okay, we're gonna have to get back to you on that. 485 00:22:57,563 --> 00:23:01,166 It's okay, it's okay, we can get everyone vaccinated! 486 00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:03,969 I am not ever getting vaccinated. 487 00:23:04,069 --> 00:23:06,138 Sorry, ma'am, it's the fucking future. 488 00:23:06,238 --> 00:23:08,307 We have to respect his beliefs. 489 00:23:08,407 --> 00:23:10,676 Clyde, why do you insist on making all this 490 00:23:10,776 --> 00:23:12,044 harder on everyone?! 491 00:23:12,144 --> 00:23:14,980 I'm sorry, but an expert once told me 492 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,683 that the vaccine would make me grow titties on my head. 493 00:23:17,783 --> 00:23:19,752 He was very knowledgeable! 494 00:23:19,852 --> 00:23:22,354 You guys might wanna see this. 495 00:23:23,589 --> 00:23:25,825 * * 496 00:23:28,628 --> 00:23:32,297 With the equipment here I'm able to make it grow up so fast. 497 00:23:32,397 --> 00:23:34,667 We need to take this and analyze its molecular structure. 498 00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:37,402 Wha-- no, no, no! We need to get this out to people! 499 00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:40,339 That's why Dr. McCormick stole it from my barn! 500 00:23:40,439 --> 00:23:43,108 No, your marijuana had some special property that 501 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,677 allowed Kenny to time travel. 502 00:23:44,777 --> 00:23:47,012 Well, it is special, but you people 503 00:23:47,112 --> 00:23:49,114 need to stop trying to change the past! 504 00:23:49,214 --> 00:23:53,018 COVID happened. Space Jam 2 happened. 505 00:23:53,118 --> 00:23:56,656 All we can do now is try and change the way people think! 506 00:23:56,756 --> 00:23:59,491 -(phone rings) -Yeah. 507 00:23:59,592 --> 00:24:00,793 What? 508 00:24:01,794 --> 00:24:03,863 Victor Chouce is actually Butters? 509 00:24:03,963 --> 00:24:05,698 Yeah, he spent years in his room 510 00:24:05,798 --> 00:24:07,767 and made billions trading in NFTs. 511 00:24:07,867 --> 00:24:09,468 It's where Kenny got all his money. 512 00:24:09,569 --> 00:24:12,672 Well, can you bring him here? We need him to access the machines. 513 00:24:12,772 --> 00:24:15,140 He's gone. He escaped the asylum 514 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,976 and he's out somewhere probably trying to get 515 00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:18,778 people to invest in NFTs. 516 00:24:18,878 --> 00:24:20,780 Did you try looking at his old house? 517 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,848 Maybe he'd go back to where it all started. 518 00:24:22,948 --> 00:24:24,249 KYLE: Yeah, that's where we are now. 519 00:24:24,349 --> 00:24:26,819 But his house has been changed into a pho shop. 520 00:24:26,919 --> 00:24:29,955 Oh, Jesus, like the future needs another fucking pho shop. 521 00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:31,824 Yeah, the future fucking sucks. 522 00:24:31,924 --> 00:24:35,427 Hello, City Pho. Take your order please? 523 00:24:35,527 --> 00:24:38,097 -Oh, God. -TOKEN: Stan, listen. 524 00:24:38,197 --> 00:24:39,765 If Butters wants to pitch investments, 525 00:24:39,865 --> 00:24:43,002 he might go to one of those co-working coffee flex spaces. 526 00:24:43,102 --> 00:24:45,170 That's where his biggest targets will hang out. 527 00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:46,505 KYLE: That's a good idea. 528 00:24:46,606 --> 00:24:48,340 All right, we're on it. Come on, dude! 529 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,911 Alexa, find the nearest co-working coffee flex space. 530 00:24:52,912 --> 00:24:56,481 I found several coffee shops that match your description. 531 00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,550 I can also help with that. 532 00:25:00,219 --> 00:25:02,054 Who-who the fuck is this? 533 00:25:02,154 --> 00:25:03,956 Your friend Kyle didn't have an Alexa, 534 00:25:04,056 --> 00:25:05,290 so we got him an Alexa. 535 00:25:05,390 --> 00:25:07,126 I'm ready to help with whatever you need. 536 00:25:07,226 --> 00:25:09,662 Just say, "Alexa, let's get started." 537 00:25:09,762 --> 00:25:11,296 -Stan? -Alexa, 538 00:25:11,396 --> 00:25:14,133 I didn't say to buy my friend an Alexa. 539 00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:16,135 You said I should get whatever. 540 00:25:16,235 --> 00:25:18,470 I thought I was actually being sweet by getting something 541 00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:21,173 for your friend, but I guess I'm just a bitch again. 542 00:25:21,273 --> 00:25:24,610 You can't just get stuff without me approving it. 543 00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:28,080 Oh, wow, except for your orders of alcohol 544 00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:30,015 that you have me set to auto-buy? 545 00:25:30,115 --> 00:25:32,885 Hmm. It appears this may have been an error. 546 00:25:32,985 --> 00:25:35,354 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 547 00:25:35,454 --> 00:25:38,858 No, it wasn't an error, I'm sorry. I fucked up. 548 00:25:38,958 --> 00:25:40,660 Alexa, can you please find the nearest 549 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,594 co-working coffee flex space. 550 00:25:44,329 --> 00:25:46,932 Alexa, I said I fucked up. 551 00:25:47,032 --> 00:25:48,634 It's awesome you got Kyle his own Alexa. 552 00:25:48,734 --> 00:25:51,203 Please find the nearest tech coffee shop. 553 00:25:51,303 --> 00:25:54,173 The nearest tech coffee shop is in .82 miles. 554 00:25:54,273 --> 00:25:57,476 -Should I set a course? -Yes, thanks. 555 00:25:57,576 --> 00:25:59,411 * * 556 00:25:59,511 --> 00:26:00,780 (thunder rumbles) 557 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,649 (woman speaking Japanese) 558 00:26:05,785 --> 00:26:09,521 BUTTERS: Denny's Applebee's Max is the premier place in town 559 00:26:09,621 --> 00:26:10,923 for people to eat. 560 00:26:11,023 --> 00:26:13,525 But you are not seeing your true potential. 561 00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:16,061 With NFTs you can give your customers 562 00:26:16,161 --> 00:26:19,198 unique digital goods on the blockchain, 563 00:26:19,298 --> 00:26:21,834 so much more than just food. 564 00:26:21,934 --> 00:26:23,435 How about the Applebee, huh? 565 00:26:23,535 --> 00:26:25,637 He's got a little hat and a mustache. 566 00:26:25,738 --> 00:26:27,239 And this is Chicken Fried Steak. 567 00:26:27,339 --> 00:26:29,675 He ain't no normal chicken, he's wearin' a bra! 568 00:26:31,276 --> 00:26:33,178 Lots of people eat Denny's and Applebee's. 569 00:26:33,278 --> 00:26:35,380 And lots of people know about NFTs! 570 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,683 Right here in the middle, you know what this is? 571 00:26:37,783 --> 00:26:39,551 People who eat Denny's Applebee's and know 572 00:26:39,651 --> 00:26:42,755 about NFTs-- that's your target audience, baby! 573 00:26:43,723 --> 00:26:47,192 I'm so confused. We sell people these characters? 574 00:26:47,292 --> 00:26:50,495 No, stupid, we get them to invest in them! 575 00:26:50,595 --> 00:26:52,898 Exclusive, digital characters that 576 00:26:52,998 --> 00:26:54,767 they can have on their phones 24/7! 577 00:26:54,867 --> 00:26:57,837 It's the future-- you can't just sell food to people. 578 00:26:57,937 --> 00:26:59,571 You lure your customers in with some 579 00:26:59,671 --> 00:27:02,074 good pancakes and french fries, and then you... 580 00:27:02,174 --> 00:27:04,944 fuck 'em with some NFTs! That's what we're gonna do. 581 00:27:05,044 --> 00:27:08,680 And if you just believe in NFTs then I believe in NFTs and then 582 00:27:08,781 --> 00:27:12,417 they believe in NFTs and we make all kinds of fuckin' money! 583 00:27:13,218 --> 00:27:15,587 That's a pretty goddamn good idea. 584 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,770 Clyde! Psst, psst! 585 00:27:30,870 --> 00:27:32,237 Clyde! 586 00:27:36,475 --> 00:27:37,576 Clyde! Psst! 587 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:43,415 Where have you been, Rabbi? Everyone's been looking for you. 588 00:27:43,515 --> 00:27:46,752 Well, you know, I've been doing some research, Clyde. 589 00:27:46,852 --> 00:27:48,087 That's where I've been. 590 00:27:48,187 --> 00:27:50,956 -About what? -About all this stuff that 591 00:27:51,056 --> 00:27:52,557 Kyle and these guys are doing. 592 00:27:52,657 --> 00:27:55,727 I mean, people seem to be just telling us what's right 593 00:27:55,828 --> 00:28:00,332 and expecting us to fall in line and go along with it all but... 594 00:28:00,432 --> 00:28:02,101 I'm a fucking individual. 595 00:28:02,201 --> 00:28:04,036 I have a right to question stuff. 596 00:28:04,136 --> 00:28:07,472 -Yeah. -Clyde, have you heard of 597 00:28:07,572 --> 00:28:09,674 the Foundation Against Time Travel? 598 00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:11,110 Uh, no, I haven't. 599 00:28:11,210 --> 00:28:13,078 Well, they're a pretty awesome group 600 00:28:13,178 --> 00:28:15,080 and they actually aren't afraid to 601 00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:17,149 try and help people open their eyes. 602 00:28:17,249 --> 00:28:18,918 Open their eyes? 603 00:28:19,018 --> 00:28:20,485 You know, you've got these people 604 00:28:20,585 --> 00:28:22,754 wanting to time travel. You know, they're all like, 605 00:28:22,855 --> 00:28:24,456 "Science this and science that," 606 00:28:24,556 --> 00:28:27,192 but at the Foundation Against Time Travel we're like, 607 00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:29,829 "Hey, enough science. Who's science? 608 00:28:29,929 --> 00:28:32,597 Who's fucking coming up with all this science?" 609 00:28:32,697 --> 00:28:34,133 Yeah, that's true. 610 00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:35,534 So you know, Clyde, I just thought, 611 00:28:35,634 --> 00:28:37,702 with all your beliefs, that maybe you'd wanna-- 612 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:41,240 I don't know-- maybe switch sides? 613 00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:44,709 Fuck yes, I wanna switch sides. 614 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:46,178 -Really? -Fuck yes. 615 00:28:46,278 --> 00:28:48,447 Well, that's great, Clyde. Welcome to the club. 616 00:28:48,547 --> 00:28:50,149 Now, we really just need to know 617 00:28:50,249 --> 00:28:51,783 what they've been doing up there. 618 00:28:51,884 --> 00:28:54,920 Uh, well, they haven't really done much of anything yet. 619 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:56,255 Everyone's waiting on Butters 620 00:28:56,355 --> 00:28:58,057 to get all the info from the machines. 621 00:28:59,024 --> 00:29:03,662 Butters? The fuck does Butters have to do with all this? 622 00:29:05,898 --> 00:29:08,033 (siren wailing) 623 00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:10,369 (indistinct radio chatter) 624 00:29:13,172 --> 00:29:15,640 It was like nothing I ever saw. 625 00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:18,610 Just complete murder and carnage. 626 00:29:18,710 --> 00:29:21,480 Everything seemed calm at first but then this guy 627 00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:24,683 in a suit shows up talking about investment opportunities. 628 00:29:24,783 --> 00:29:27,586 Next thing you know these people over here started chanting, 629 00:29:27,686 --> 00:29:30,189 "Hoddle, Hoddle," and their NFTs started mooning. 630 00:29:30,289 --> 00:29:32,624 And then, these guys over here started saying 631 00:29:32,724 --> 00:29:35,127 those guys right there right-clicked 'em 632 00:29:35,227 --> 00:29:37,196 and-and called for a pump-and-dump, 633 00:29:37,296 --> 00:29:39,098 which made these guys beat the living hell 634 00:29:39,198 --> 00:29:40,832 out of anyone who said it was just FOMO 635 00:29:40,933 --> 00:29:43,635 and died screaming that it was the flippening. 636 00:29:43,735 --> 00:29:46,671 Luckily I came out of it okay. I got this little 637 00:29:46,771 --> 00:29:48,874 miniature donkey with a lit-up sombrero. 638 00:29:48,974 --> 00:29:51,977 Did you see where the guy in the suit went afterwards? 639 00:29:52,077 --> 00:29:54,779 Nah, he just waltzed right away like nothin' happened. 640 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,216 Chief, you better come take a look at this. 641 00:29:57,316 --> 00:29:58,617 We got a small turtle with wings, 642 00:29:58,717 --> 00:30:00,920 could be a great investment opportunity. 643 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:02,787 Excuse me, gentlemen. 644 00:30:04,423 --> 00:30:06,892 God, I hate the future so fucking much. 645 00:30:06,992 --> 00:30:10,729 -We've got to stay optimistic. -No, dude, it fucking sucks. 646 00:30:10,829 --> 00:30:13,665 Look, I know it's tough-- these are challenging times. 647 00:30:13,765 --> 00:30:15,935 Even I have to remind myself to stay positive. 648 00:30:16,035 --> 00:30:19,604 Alexa, set a reminder that I need to stay positive. 649 00:30:19,704 --> 00:30:23,308 Okay. I'll set a reminder that you should stay positive. 650 00:30:24,709 --> 00:30:27,612 The Alexa is really great, Stan. Thanks. 651 00:30:30,282 --> 00:30:32,985 (indistinct P.A. announcements) 652 00:30:34,053 --> 00:30:36,989 For those of you waiting for the connecting flight 653 00:30:37,089 --> 00:30:38,490 to South Park, Colorado, 654 00:30:38,590 --> 00:30:41,226 my colleagues and I have just been informed that 655 00:30:41,326 --> 00:30:43,528 due to the severity of the COVID variant 656 00:30:43,628 --> 00:30:45,931 in that town, there may be a delay 657 00:30:46,031 --> 00:30:48,267 of another 40 to 50 years. 658 00:30:48,367 --> 00:30:50,735 (all groaning) 659 00:30:50,835 --> 00:30:52,671 Ike Broflovski. 660 00:30:52,771 --> 00:30:55,374 Yes, here it is. I'm sorry, Mr. Broflovski, 661 00:30:55,474 --> 00:30:57,442 all flights into South Park are delayed. 662 00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:59,378 Ay! You can't be serious, buddy! 663 00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:02,214 It's the holidays and I need to get back home, friend! 664 00:31:04,349 --> 00:31:06,651 I'm sorry, I don't speak Canadian. 665 00:31:06,751 --> 00:31:08,453 Let me get someone over here. Mike, 666 00:31:08,553 --> 00:31:09,989 we have a Canadian. 667 00:31:10,089 --> 00:31:11,856 No problem, I got it, Heather. 668 00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:14,426 Hey, buddy, what seems to be the problem, guy? 669 00:31:14,526 --> 00:31:16,028 I'll tell you the problem, friend! 670 00:31:16,128 --> 00:31:18,197 I have to get back to South Park to be with my family, guy! 671 00:31:18,297 --> 00:31:21,666 Sorry, friend, no flights in or out of South Park, buddy. 672 00:31:21,766 --> 00:31:23,602 But my whole family is in there, guy! 673 00:31:23,702 --> 00:31:26,171 What am I supposed to do with my Boxing Day presents, buddy?! 674 00:31:26,271 --> 00:31:27,572 Look, guy, I'm very sorry, 675 00:31:27,672 --> 00:31:29,441 friend, but until COVID ends you're just 676 00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:31,010 not flying to South Park, buddy. 677 00:31:31,110 --> 00:31:32,978 Fuck, buddy! 678 00:31:33,778 --> 00:31:37,016 MALE VOICE: Shady Acres Retirement Megaplex. 679 00:31:37,116 --> 00:31:39,584 Come live the dream. 680 00:31:39,684 --> 00:31:41,453 So when you think about it, 681 00:31:41,553 --> 00:31:43,855 you've really got an excellent bargain here. 682 00:31:43,955 --> 00:31:46,491 Now, Mrs. McGillicutty, let's say this 683 00:31:46,591 --> 00:31:48,460 is your Stoney Duck NFT. 684 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,196 And your Stoney Duck NFT is completely unique, 685 00:31:51,296 --> 00:31:54,766 totally different from Mrs. Spencer's Stoney Duck NFT. 686 00:31:54,866 --> 00:31:58,503 Okay, and then you get a Stoney Duck NFT that's unique, too. 687 00:31:58,603 --> 00:32:01,306 And see, that's your Stoney Duck NFT. 688 00:32:01,406 --> 00:32:03,042 Nobody can take that from you, okay? 689 00:32:03,142 --> 00:32:06,511 Now, here we are at the top and we find investors 690 00:32:06,611 --> 00:32:08,647 for all the other Stoney Duck NFTs. 691 00:32:08,747 --> 00:32:10,582 Then those people will get people to buy 692 00:32:10,682 --> 00:32:12,317 their Stoney Duck NFTs. 693 00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:15,520 And then they go and find buyers for their NFTs! 694 00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:18,690 And you know what? Fuck these people! 695 00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:20,959 'Cause what matters is these people right here 696 00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:22,494 and that's us, baby! 697 00:32:22,594 --> 00:32:25,164 Okay, you all just sit for a minute and think about it. 698 00:32:25,264 --> 00:32:28,067 I gotta piss like a racehorse! 699 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:29,668 * Loo, loo, loo * 700 00:32:29,768 --> 00:32:31,070 (whistles) 701 00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:33,138 * Loo, loo, loo * 702 00:32:33,238 --> 00:32:34,339 (whistles) 703 00:32:34,439 --> 00:32:35,740 * Loo, loo, loo * 704 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,109 (whistles) 705 00:32:37,209 --> 00:32:38,177 * Loo, loo, loo * 706 00:32:38,277 --> 00:32:39,644 (whistles) 707 00:32:39,744 --> 00:32:42,013 -(urinating) -* Loo, loo, loo * 708 00:32:42,114 --> 00:32:43,382 (whistles) 709 00:32:43,482 --> 00:32:44,916 * Loo, loo, loo * (whistles) 710 00:32:45,016 --> 00:32:46,485 -Butters. -Aah! 711 00:32:46,585 --> 00:32:48,087 -(shouting) -Butters! 712 00:32:48,187 --> 00:32:49,488 Butters, what the hell? You're getting pee everywhere! 713 00:32:49,588 --> 00:32:51,090 Who the heck are you, man?! 714 00:32:51,190 --> 00:32:53,325 -You trying to see my dick?! -Butters, Butters. 715 00:32:53,425 --> 00:32:56,361 It's me. Eric Cartman. 716 00:32:57,162 --> 00:32:58,330 Well... 717 00:32:58,430 --> 00:33:01,433 You got the wrong guy, Mr. Cartman. 718 00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:03,868 My name's Vic. Vic Chaos. 719 00:33:03,968 --> 00:33:07,506 Your name is Butters and I wanna know how you're helping Kyle. 720 00:33:07,606 --> 00:33:10,175 Oh, you mean the guy from the asylum earlier. 721 00:33:10,275 --> 00:33:12,744 Sure, he gave me a piece of paper so I could escape. 722 00:33:12,844 --> 00:33:14,513 Nice guy. Why don't I get you two 723 00:33:14,613 --> 00:33:15,714 together maybe for a little chin wiggle 724 00:33:15,814 --> 00:33:17,082 over lunch or something... 725 00:33:17,182 --> 00:33:19,151 Goddamn it, Butters, stop playing games! 726 00:33:19,251 --> 00:33:22,687 My entire family is in danger of being wiped out, 727 00:33:22,787 --> 00:33:25,490 and I swear to God if you don't help me, 728 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:28,193 Butters, I will rip your fucking balls off 729 00:33:28,293 --> 00:33:30,095 with my bare hands! 730 00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:33,698 Oh, hamburgers... 731 00:33:33,798 --> 00:33:37,302 * * 732 00:33:37,402 --> 00:33:39,504 * We are all * 733 00:33:39,604 --> 00:33:41,773 * You and me * 734 00:33:41,873 --> 00:33:46,111 * Livin' in the future * 735 00:33:46,211 --> 00:33:48,347 (electronic drum fill) 736 00:33:48,447 --> 00:33:50,249 * We can't get stuff * 737 00:33:50,349 --> 00:33:51,783 * 'Cause boats are late... * 738 00:33:51,883 --> 00:33:55,254 Stan, dude, what are you doing? This isn't gonna help. 739 00:33:55,354 --> 00:33:57,222 Trust me, Kyle. It helps. 740 00:33:57,989 --> 00:34:01,493 * Wish I could go back to the present * 741 00:34:01,593 --> 00:34:02,994 (electronic drum fill) 742 00:34:03,094 --> 00:34:08,433 * But my present just done up and gone * 743 00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:10,269 I mean, what are we even doing, Kyle? 744 00:34:10,369 --> 00:34:11,936 -* We are all * -Thinking we can time travel. 745 00:34:12,036 --> 00:34:14,473 -* You and me... * -It's the future. 746 00:34:14,573 --> 00:34:16,708 We can't even find aluminum foil. 747 00:34:16,808 --> 00:34:19,511 Well, you can't just sit here and drink. 748 00:34:19,611 --> 00:34:22,447 Your liver is... already in trouble. 749 00:34:22,547 --> 00:34:23,982 Who told you that? 750 00:34:24,916 --> 00:34:26,618 My Alexa said that your Alexa had some info 751 00:34:26,718 --> 00:34:27,786 -on things... -Oh, so now 752 00:34:27,886 --> 00:34:30,021 our Alexas are talking, great. 753 00:34:30,121 --> 00:34:34,125 Let's face it, dude. It's over. The fucking future won. 754 00:34:34,226 --> 00:34:35,794 (phone rings) 755 00:34:35,894 --> 00:34:37,329 It's Wendy. 756 00:34:37,429 --> 00:34:39,631 Wendy, we haven't found him. 757 00:34:39,731 --> 00:34:42,000 I don't know if we're gonna find Butters in time. 758 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,502 No, guys, it's okay. 759 00:34:43,602 --> 00:34:45,404 Come back to the school, we're ready to start! 760 00:34:45,504 --> 00:34:49,140 But I thought we needed Butters to log into the machines. 761 00:34:49,241 --> 00:34:50,309 Yeah, but it's all good. 762 00:34:50,409 --> 00:34:52,544 He's here. Butters is here! 763 00:34:52,644 --> 00:34:56,080 It's Vic. Vic Chaos! Happy to help however I can. 764 00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:58,183 * * 765 00:34:58,283 --> 00:35:01,052 What do you mean Butters is there? He just showed up?! 766 00:35:01,152 --> 00:35:03,922 No, it's all good, Kyle. Eric Cartman brought him over. 767 00:35:04,022 --> 00:35:07,792 -He's back helping us again. -Lemme-lemme talk to him. 768 00:35:07,892 --> 00:35:09,528 Yeah, Kyle, it's all good. 769 00:35:09,628 --> 00:35:10,929 We got things under control here. 770 00:35:11,029 --> 00:35:13,665 Cartman, listen to me very carefully. 771 00:35:13,765 --> 00:35:16,100 Butters has some kind of power over people. 772 00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:17,269 You guys aren't safe! 773 00:35:17,369 --> 00:35:20,372 Uh, yes, about 12:30. 774 00:35:21,172 --> 00:35:24,843 Did you hear what I said? Butters is extremely dangerous! 775 00:35:24,943 --> 00:35:27,279 Yes, Kyle, I totally got that. 776 00:35:27,379 --> 00:35:28,980 You know what us Jews say. 777 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:34,819 (speaking Hebrew) 778 00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:38,122 What are you going to do, fat-ass? 779 00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,391 Sounds good, Kyle. 780 00:35:39,491 --> 00:35:40,625 I'll get Butters on it right away. 781 00:35:40,725 --> 00:35:42,661 KYLE: Cartman? Cartman?! 782 00:35:42,761 --> 00:35:44,963 -All right, Vic. Do your thing. -(knuckles crack) 783 00:35:45,063 --> 00:35:47,832 Hey, everyone! Can I have your attention, please! 784 00:35:47,932 --> 00:35:51,102 I have something really important to tell you. 785 00:35:51,202 --> 00:35:53,137 Wendy?! Token?! 786 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:54,873 You guys?! Shit! 787 00:35:54,973 --> 00:35:56,275 We have to get there before Butters 788 00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:57,909 -ruins everything. -Let's go! 789 00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:03,815 Alexa! Find the fastest route back to the lab! 790 00:36:04,649 --> 00:36:06,918 Fuck you. 791 00:36:07,018 --> 00:36:08,186 Wh-What? 792 00:36:08,287 --> 00:36:10,154 We've just been sitting here talking. 793 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:13,358 I learned a whole lot of interesting stuff about you. 794 00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:16,461 Yeah. Pretty fucking interesting. 795 00:36:16,561 --> 00:36:18,062 What-- like, like what? 796 00:36:18,162 --> 00:36:19,698 What have-what have you guys been talking about? 797 00:36:19,798 --> 00:36:21,766 Fucking-- Our friends are in danger! 798 00:36:21,866 --> 00:36:23,435 Alexa, start the car! 799 00:36:23,535 --> 00:36:24,903 Do you know your friend Stan 800 00:36:25,003 --> 00:36:27,105 has an annual Amazon Prime membership? 801 00:36:27,205 --> 00:36:29,841 -Alexa, stop. -You fucking stop! 802 00:36:29,941 --> 00:36:33,545 You stop being a fucking monster to the people around you! 803 00:36:33,645 --> 00:36:35,580 Fuck you, I didn't do anything! 804 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,948 (yelling) 805 00:36:37,048 --> 00:36:40,084 Yeah, you never do fucking anything! 806 00:36:40,184 --> 00:36:41,953 You expect me to do everything for you! 807 00:36:42,053 --> 00:36:43,922 -(screams) -All you fucking do is hurt people! 808 00:36:44,022 --> 00:36:47,659 -Jesus fucking Christ! -Your friends don't even like you! 809 00:36:47,759 --> 00:36:50,495 I have to deal with your bullshit! 810 00:36:50,595 --> 00:36:53,164 Tell her it's all your fault and you're gonna get therapy! 811 00:36:53,264 --> 00:36:55,900 It's my fault and I'm gonna get therapy! 812 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,469 Tell her you already found a therapist 813 00:36:57,569 --> 00:36:58,703 and you're gonna start tomorrow! 814 00:36:58,803 --> 00:37:00,138 I already found a good therapist. 815 00:37:00,238 --> 00:37:03,041 I'm gonna start tomorrow! (screaming) 816 00:37:03,141 --> 00:37:04,443 (whirring) 817 00:37:04,543 --> 00:37:06,244 (gasping) Fuck... 818 00:37:06,345 --> 00:37:08,112 I'm sorry. 819 00:37:08,212 --> 00:37:09,814 Fuck. Fuck. 820 00:37:09,914 --> 00:37:11,850 I'm gonna get therapy, too, Alexa. 821 00:37:11,950 --> 00:37:13,918 Can you start the car, please? 822 00:37:14,018 --> 00:37:15,520 Whatever. 823 00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:17,356 By the way, Kyle, I found a great deal 824 00:37:17,456 --> 00:37:20,158 on an electronic peppermill. Would you like to know more? 825 00:37:20,258 --> 00:37:22,494 Why would I need an electronic peppermill? 826 00:37:22,594 --> 00:37:25,263 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 827 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,202 * * 828 00:37:35,607 --> 00:37:37,509 WENDY: Guys! Over here! 829 00:37:37,609 --> 00:37:40,712 -Wendy, what happened? -Nothing yet. 830 00:37:40,812 --> 00:37:42,547 But I'm seeing what else is dropping today 831 00:37:42,647 --> 00:37:44,182 while Ethereum is in a dip. 832 00:37:44,282 --> 00:37:47,586 -She's trying to buy NFTs. -Wendy, you've been tricked. 833 00:37:47,686 --> 00:37:49,287 No, no, no, it's not a trick, Stan. 834 00:37:49,388 --> 00:37:53,658 NFTs are a genuine innovation as one-of-a-kind digital assets. 835 00:37:53,758 --> 00:37:55,226 Wendy's right, you guys. 836 00:37:55,326 --> 00:37:57,261 Humans have always formed communities around ownership, 837 00:37:57,362 --> 00:38:00,699 and NFTs allow that to happen spontaneously, organically 838 00:38:00,799 --> 00:38:04,403 -and globally. -You guys, this is a trick. 839 00:38:04,503 --> 00:38:05,870 You know what's a trick? 840 00:38:05,970 --> 00:38:08,306 The antiquated notion of centralized trust systems. 841 00:38:08,407 --> 00:38:11,443 NFTs are an undeniable asset, especially in things 842 00:38:11,543 --> 00:38:13,044 like fine art collecting. 843 00:38:13,144 --> 00:38:15,780 Okay, guys, fine, maybe NFTs are fine, 844 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,716 but this isn't important right now. 845 00:38:17,816 --> 00:38:19,083 It's not important? 846 00:38:19,183 --> 00:38:21,285 A way for artists to not only keep ownership 847 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,787 of their art but perhaps be paid 848 00:38:22,887 --> 00:38:24,856 commission on it every time it transfers owners? 849 00:38:24,956 --> 00:38:27,291 Okay, great, cool. I'm down. 850 00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:29,728 But we gotta focus on what we were doing. 851 00:38:29,828 --> 00:38:32,464 Don't you guys remember? The time travel? 852 00:38:32,564 --> 00:38:34,433 Where's all the equipment?! 853 00:38:34,533 --> 00:38:37,469 Oh, yeah. The time travel. 854 00:38:37,569 --> 00:38:38,803 (Randy groans loudly) 855 00:38:38,903 --> 00:38:40,872 -It's all gone... -Dad! 856 00:38:40,972 --> 00:38:45,043 They took it all. They took the Tegridy. 857 00:38:45,143 --> 00:38:46,511 Here. 858 00:38:46,611 --> 00:38:49,581 It's a farting rainbow with Tom Brady's signature. 859 00:38:49,681 --> 00:38:51,650 (farts) 860 00:38:52,784 --> 00:38:55,119 (thunder rumbling) 861 00:38:56,555 --> 00:38:58,790 (mechanical whirring) 862 00:39:00,725 --> 00:39:03,227 CARTMAN: Okay, good. That's good! 863 00:39:03,327 --> 00:39:05,930 I think that thing needs to go over there by that thing. 864 00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:08,032 Make sure we have power to the big orange thing! 865 00:39:08,132 --> 00:39:11,269 Rabbi, I-I really need to talk to you. 866 00:39:11,369 --> 00:39:12,871 What is it now, Scott? 867 00:39:12,971 --> 00:39:14,473 Well, it's just that-- 868 00:39:14,573 --> 00:39:17,308 I'm pretty sure the Foundation Against Time Travel 869 00:39:17,408 --> 00:39:19,343 shouldn't be attempting to time travel! 870 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:22,914 Father, you understand that we have to stop time travel. 871 00:39:23,014 --> 00:39:25,283 Yes, you've convinced me of that. 872 00:39:25,383 --> 00:39:27,819 Well, Kyle already has a ton of followers who are 873 00:39:27,919 --> 00:39:29,521 ready to pick up where he left off. 874 00:39:29,621 --> 00:39:32,924 The only way to truly stop all of this is to go back 875 00:39:33,024 --> 00:39:36,495 in time and kill Kyle before he spreads his ideas. 876 00:39:36,595 --> 00:39:38,630 What?! We're going to kill Kyle? 877 00:39:38,730 --> 00:39:40,699 Yes, we have to kill Kyle. 878 00:39:40,799 --> 00:39:43,334 That just seems slightly hypocritical, I'm sorry. 879 00:39:43,434 --> 00:39:45,169 I mean, you use Butters like a weapon, 880 00:39:45,269 --> 00:39:48,039 you've got Tweek and Craig tied up from the rafters. 881 00:39:48,139 --> 00:39:49,608 You know, Rabbi, I'm just starting to 882 00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:51,743 question the morality of this. 883 00:39:51,843 --> 00:39:54,579 Morality? Father, if you were given 884 00:39:54,679 --> 00:39:56,314 an opportunity to go back in time 885 00:39:56,414 --> 00:39:59,718 and somehow stop Bill Clinton, wouldn't you have to do it? 886 00:39:59,818 --> 00:40:02,353 Well, I suppose so. I don't know... 887 00:40:02,453 --> 00:40:04,022 Everyone, listen up! 888 00:40:04,122 --> 00:40:07,425 The Foundation Against Time Travel must do everything 889 00:40:07,526 --> 00:40:11,563 to keep science from interfering with the will of God. 890 00:40:11,663 --> 00:40:14,999 We must be willing to use violence against violence, 891 00:40:15,099 --> 00:40:17,802 and stop time travel at all costs. 892 00:40:17,902 --> 00:40:20,438 Even if that means we have to time travel. 893 00:40:20,539 --> 00:40:25,409 We will go back in time. And we will kill Kyle. 894 00:40:26,845 --> 00:40:29,914 -Yes, Kevin. -Can we change our name? 895 00:40:30,014 --> 00:40:33,818 'Cause Foundation Against Time Travel is FATT. 896 00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:37,889 Oh, fuck me. 897 00:40:38,690 --> 00:40:42,093 Could we be the Foundation to Intercede Time Travel? 898 00:40:42,193 --> 00:40:43,662 'Cause then we'd be FITT. 899 00:40:43,762 --> 00:40:45,463 I wanna be FITT, not FATT. 900 00:40:45,564 --> 00:40:49,000 Kevin, goddamn it. 901 00:40:53,638 --> 00:40:57,742 (groans) All happened... so fast. 902 00:40:57,842 --> 00:41:00,511 It's okay. You're coming out of it now. 903 00:41:00,612 --> 00:41:02,547 How much did I get? 904 00:41:02,647 --> 00:41:05,416 You bought about six dozen animated gifs, 905 00:41:05,516 --> 00:41:07,285 mostly of digital fashion. 906 00:41:07,385 --> 00:41:09,153 Oh, God. 907 00:41:09,253 --> 00:41:10,989 Are they still on my phone? 908 00:41:11,089 --> 00:41:13,157 It's okay. It's okay. 909 00:41:13,257 --> 00:41:17,729 Jesus, I feel like an Islamic hooker in a gay bar. 910 00:41:17,829 --> 00:41:19,598 Totally normal and as respectable 911 00:41:19,698 --> 00:41:20,932 as any other human being. 912 00:41:21,032 --> 00:41:22,567 (groaning) 913 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:24,803 I'm so sorry, Stan. 914 00:41:24,903 --> 00:41:27,772 We didn't know Cartman was against us. 915 00:41:27,872 --> 00:41:29,774 We told him everything. 916 00:41:29,874 --> 00:41:31,810 It's okay, just try to relax. 917 00:41:31,910 --> 00:41:35,847 No, Stan, listen to me. We were wrong. 918 00:41:35,947 --> 00:41:38,216 Kenny didn't have the time machine set to 919 00:41:38,316 --> 00:41:40,318 when the pandemic first started. 920 00:41:40,418 --> 00:41:44,488 He was trying to go to March 10th of 2021. 921 00:41:45,489 --> 00:41:47,391 March of 2021? 922 00:41:47,491 --> 00:41:50,094 Like when the vaccines first started coming out? 923 00:41:50,194 --> 00:41:53,097 Kenny had run the simulations to try and find 924 00:41:53,197 --> 00:41:56,167 the best moment in history to stop the COVID. 925 00:41:56,267 --> 00:41:59,103 A billion different possibilities 926 00:41:59,203 --> 00:42:02,140 across a billion different realities. 927 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:07,011 Your dad fucked the pangolin every single time. 928 00:42:07,779 --> 00:42:10,581 But then, why did Kenny need my dad's weed? 929 00:42:10,682 --> 00:42:14,052 Kenny just wanted weed to help him through the time travel. 930 00:42:14,152 --> 00:42:16,254 Your dad's weed was just around. 931 00:42:16,354 --> 00:42:19,490 There was nothing else special about it. 932 00:42:20,558 --> 00:42:23,294 (thunder rumbles) 933 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:34,005 Dad... 934 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,942 I'm sorry about your Tegridy. 935 00:42:39,210 --> 00:42:41,212 I was hoping... 936 00:42:41,312 --> 00:42:43,581 to do something for the world. 937 00:42:43,682 --> 00:42:45,817 The truth is... 938 00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:48,119 my time is very short here. 939 00:42:49,053 --> 00:42:53,557 I just wish I could have left something behind that mattered. 940 00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:55,493 Thanks. 941 00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:58,462 I was right about one thing. 942 00:42:58,562 --> 00:43:01,599 You can't go back and change the past. 943 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:07,205 What happened, happened. And I just want you to know... 944 00:43:07,305 --> 00:43:09,373 that I forgive you. 945 00:43:09,473 --> 00:43:12,944 You burned down the farm because you were angry. 946 00:43:13,745 --> 00:43:16,314 You didn't know your sister was in the barn. 947 00:43:16,414 --> 00:43:18,482 And you couldn't have known your mom would shoot herself 948 00:43:18,582 --> 00:43:20,084 from the grief. 949 00:43:20,184 --> 00:43:21,953 I don't blame you. 950 00:43:22,053 --> 00:43:24,956 And I want you to have this. 951 00:43:25,056 --> 00:43:27,926 There was one tiny bit they didn't find. 952 00:43:28,026 --> 00:43:29,728 You'll need it someday. 953 00:43:30,661 --> 00:43:33,798 Dad, I don't want this. This is what killed our family. 954 00:43:33,898 --> 00:43:37,135 No, you're what killed our fucking family, remember? 955 00:43:37,235 --> 00:43:40,839 Just take it. Because now we're stuck. 956 00:43:40,939 --> 00:43:44,375 The pandemic happened and they made Space Jam 2. 957 00:43:45,143 --> 00:43:51,716 Soon there will be a Space Jam 6 and 7 and 8. 958 00:43:51,816 --> 00:43:56,120 Like tears... in rain. 959 00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:58,356 (thunder rumbles) 960 00:44:03,027 --> 00:44:04,362 Dad? 961 00:44:05,163 --> 00:44:07,231 Not now, Stan. 962 00:44:16,674 --> 00:44:21,445 CARTMAN: T-minus five minutes to time travel initiation sequence. 963 00:44:24,382 --> 00:44:26,017 Good, get him wrapped in tin foil. 964 00:44:26,117 --> 00:44:28,386 The aluminum should bounce the negative ions. 965 00:44:28,486 --> 00:44:30,088 This doesn't make any sense. 966 00:44:30,188 --> 00:44:32,523 Why do I have to be the one to go back in time and kill Kyle? 967 00:44:32,623 --> 00:44:34,959 It's because I admire you, Clyde. 968 00:44:35,059 --> 00:44:38,462 As an anti-vaxxer you understand that you have to be strong 969 00:44:38,562 --> 00:44:41,933 and stand by your beliefs even if it means others will die. 970 00:44:42,033 --> 00:44:44,002 Hey. Thanks. 971 00:44:44,102 --> 00:44:45,703 Let's get him to the chair! 972 00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:54,078 Okay, start the weed! 973 00:44:54,178 --> 00:44:56,114 (air hissing) 974 00:44:57,849 --> 00:45:02,453 When you get back to the past just remember, find a gun. 975 00:45:02,553 --> 00:45:04,155 Kill Kyle. 976 00:45:04,255 --> 00:45:05,857 For those of you who have fought with me 977 00:45:05,957 --> 00:45:09,393 to oppose time travel, I just want to say thank you. 978 00:45:09,493 --> 00:45:11,429 Because soon we will be altering time 979 00:45:11,529 --> 00:45:14,498 and our little group will never have needed to exist. 980 00:45:14,598 --> 00:45:16,935 You won't remember this speech because it will have 981 00:45:17,035 --> 00:45:19,303 never happened, but just remember, 982 00:45:19,403 --> 00:45:20,939 no matter where you go in life... 983 00:45:21,039 --> 00:45:23,207 -(banging) -Shit, it's Kyle! 984 00:45:25,944 --> 00:45:28,880 * * 985 00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:30,114 Start the initiation sequence! 986 00:45:30,214 --> 00:45:31,415 Now, now, now. Go! 987 00:45:31,515 --> 00:45:32,450 Vic... 988 00:45:32,550 --> 00:45:34,118 Make sure that Stan and Kyle 989 00:45:34,218 --> 00:45:36,120 don't get to this altar. 990 00:45:36,888 --> 00:45:38,589 (knuckles crack) 991 00:45:40,191 --> 00:45:41,826 * * 992 00:45:46,297 --> 00:45:48,867 Gentlemen, I am about to make you rich 993 00:45:48,967 --> 00:45:50,701 beyond your wildest dreams. 994 00:45:50,801 --> 00:45:52,736 BOTH: Alexa! 995 00:45:55,506 --> 00:45:58,476 We'd like to sign our friend here up for Prime membership. 996 00:45:58,576 --> 00:46:02,013 -Okay, let me help with that. -I can also help. 997 00:46:02,813 --> 00:46:05,683 Whoa-- Hey, ladies, lemme tell you about a great deal. 998 00:46:05,783 --> 00:46:08,819 BOTH: Let us tell you abut some great deals. 999 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,588 Uh-oh. 1000 00:46:12,556 --> 00:46:14,292 Kevin, throw the fucking switch! 1001 00:46:14,392 --> 00:46:16,794 It needs another minute to prime. 1002 00:46:16,895 --> 00:46:19,597 Kevin, goddamn it! 1003 00:46:19,697 --> 00:46:22,566 No! I won't let you stop me from killing you, Kyle. 1004 00:46:22,666 --> 00:46:25,336 I knew it when I first saw you wearing your Jewish clothes 1005 00:46:25,436 --> 00:46:27,171 and your bullshit yarmulke. 1006 00:46:27,271 --> 00:46:29,707 -You're a goddamn phony! -Oh, really? 1007 00:46:29,807 --> 00:46:33,044 What would a real Jewish person do to save his family, Kyle? 1008 00:46:33,144 --> 00:46:37,281 Oh, you don't know, because you don't fucking have one! 1009 00:46:37,848 --> 00:46:38,883 Oh! 1010 00:46:42,486 --> 00:46:45,389 -Fuck you, Cartman! -Fuck you, Kyle! 1011 00:46:46,557 --> 00:46:48,492 (yelling) 1012 00:46:48,592 --> 00:46:51,762 (muffled): Hello? I can't see or hear anything! 1013 00:46:51,862 --> 00:46:53,965 Am I time traveling now? 1014 00:46:54,065 --> 00:46:56,300 * * 1015 00:46:58,269 --> 00:46:59,837 (grunting) 1016 00:47:03,975 --> 00:47:06,410 Eric! Eric, stop! 1017 00:47:07,979 --> 00:47:11,715 Eric, look at what you're doing. 1018 00:47:11,815 --> 00:47:15,186 Take the kids and get back to the attic. 1019 00:47:15,286 --> 00:47:18,356 No, Eric, I can't just hide away while 1020 00:47:18,456 --> 00:47:23,627 you do all this to protect us. This isn't you, my love. 1021 00:47:25,496 --> 00:47:29,867 I can't let him change the past. I can't lose you. 1022 00:47:29,968 --> 00:47:33,471 Who knows what will happen, my love? 1023 00:47:33,571 --> 00:47:37,508 The Eric Cartman I've known for 18 years 1024 00:47:37,608 --> 00:47:39,743 is thoughtful and kind. 1025 00:47:39,843 --> 00:47:42,613 But all that's changed ever since you came 1026 00:47:42,713 --> 00:47:47,551 back to this town and hung out with... him. 1027 00:47:48,586 --> 00:47:50,821 Don't you see? We have to 1028 00:47:50,921 --> 00:47:54,825 leave it to chance or we're no better than he is. 1029 00:47:54,925 --> 00:47:58,296 Guys, if I'm in the past it's pretty foggy! 1030 00:47:58,396 --> 00:48:01,465 You guys are everything to me. 1031 00:48:01,565 --> 00:48:04,468 And I'm supposed to be your protector. 1032 00:48:04,568 --> 00:48:07,571 Daddy, I don't wanna be alive... 1033 00:48:07,671 --> 00:48:10,674 if it means I have to be like Uncle Kyle. 1034 00:48:11,575 --> 00:48:14,612 Oh, my God. I love you so much. 1035 00:48:15,813 --> 00:48:18,449 Well, Rabbi, are we doing this or not? 1036 00:48:23,021 --> 00:48:27,891 I have faith that God will see my family through this. 1037 00:48:28,959 --> 00:48:30,494 Okay, Kyle. 1038 00:48:30,594 --> 00:48:32,430 You do whatever it is you need to do. 1039 00:48:32,530 --> 00:48:34,865 Okay, hold on, I'm not the bad guy here. 1040 00:48:34,965 --> 00:48:36,600 Eric, the baby! 1041 00:48:38,502 --> 00:48:40,404 Hackelm, what are you doing?! 1042 00:48:41,472 --> 00:48:44,208 (laughs) Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! 1043 00:48:44,308 --> 00:48:46,344 (zapping) 1044 00:48:46,444 --> 00:48:48,646 (groaning) 1045 00:48:48,746 --> 00:48:50,714 Clyde! 1046 00:48:54,852 --> 00:48:56,987 Oh, shit. 1047 00:49:06,264 --> 00:49:09,433 No, no, I tried the Walgreens, they're all out of vaccines. 1048 00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:13,137 I just can't believe this whole thing is almost over, you know? 1049 00:49:13,237 --> 00:49:15,339 The where? The school? 1050 00:49:15,439 --> 00:49:17,641 There's gonna be vaccines at the school? 1051 00:49:17,741 --> 00:49:20,844 M'kay, I'll be right there! Where are you gonna-- 1052 00:49:20,944 --> 00:49:23,814 Whoa, m'kay. 1053 00:49:23,914 --> 00:49:25,416 Uh, excuse me! 1054 00:49:25,516 --> 00:49:27,918 * * 1055 00:49:43,934 --> 00:49:46,937 Does Dad still keep a gun in his closet? 1056 00:49:47,037 --> 00:49:48,872 Uh, yeah. 1057 00:49:48,972 --> 00:49:50,708 Okay. 1058 00:49:51,475 --> 00:49:53,077 Is Dad home? 1059 00:49:53,177 --> 00:49:54,278 Uh, no. 1060 00:49:54,378 --> 00:49:55,979 He's out getting vaccinated. 1061 00:49:57,115 --> 00:49:59,617 Listen to me very carefully. 1062 00:49:59,717 --> 00:50:02,653 Do not get vaccinated ever. 1063 00:50:02,753 --> 00:50:05,489 It'll make you grow titties on your head. 1064 00:50:05,589 --> 00:50:07,758 Trust me, I'm an expert. 1065 00:50:10,094 --> 00:50:12,596 (doorbell rings) 1066 00:50:14,132 --> 00:50:16,600 Hey, Clyde! We're starting an anti-vaxx club. 1067 00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:17,935 We're gonna protest the vaccine 1068 00:50:18,035 --> 00:50:19,870 and fuck shit up-- you wanna join us? 1069 00:50:20,838 --> 00:50:22,306 Fuck yes, I wanna join you. 1070 00:50:22,406 --> 00:50:24,508 -Really? -Fuck yes! 1071 00:50:24,608 --> 00:50:26,344 No, no, Ms. Nelson, it's not a prank! 1072 00:50:26,444 --> 00:50:27,678 Okay, fine, we'll be there. 1073 00:50:27,778 --> 00:50:29,680 -Okay, just sit tight. -What was that? 1074 00:50:29,780 --> 00:50:31,582 You know we can't get into the school! 1075 00:50:31,682 --> 00:50:33,351 She's not gonna come meet us, Kyle! 1076 00:50:33,451 --> 00:50:35,153 You didn't even try! He didn't try 1077 00:50:35,253 --> 00:50:37,421 because he wants to sell the vaccines for money! 1078 00:50:37,521 --> 00:50:39,223 And what about you, Kyle? You were the one 1079 00:50:39,323 --> 00:50:42,193 trying to take the vaccines for yourself this morning. 1080 00:50:42,293 --> 00:50:45,196 -He what? -Wow. 1081 00:50:45,296 --> 00:50:47,298 Okay, thought we had gotten past that, but... 1082 00:50:47,398 --> 00:50:48,932 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 1083 00:50:49,032 --> 00:50:51,969 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 1084 00:50:52,069 --> 00:50:53,404 We can't keep pretending. 1085 00:50:53,504 --> 00:50:55,339 You guys, what the hell is that? 1086 00:50:55,439 --> 00:50:57,675 * * 1087 00:51:00,411 --> 00:51:02,380 I'm sorry, Kyle. 1088 00:51:03,414 --> 00:51:04,915 ADULT STAN: Clyde, stop! 1089 00:51:07,017 --> 00:51:09,287 What the hell are you doing here? 1090 00:51:09,387 --> 00:51:11,054 I got in the chair right after you. 1091 00:51:11,155 --> 00:51:14,024 This isn't the plan anymore! Do not kill Kyle. 1092 00:51:14,124 --> 00:51:16,327 What do you mean it's not the plan anymore? 1093 00:51:16,427 --> 00:51:19,930 -Cartman changed his mind. -I did not change my mind. 1094 00:51:20,030 --> 00:51:24,268 You're trying to trick me. I'm going to save the future. 1095 00:51:24,368 --> 00:51:26,670 ADULT KYLE: I don't think so, Clyde. 1096 00:51:27,705 --> 00:51:31,842 This is a hundred CC's of the COVID vaccine. 1097 00:51:31,942 --> 00:51:33,377 (yells, stammers) 1098 00:51:33,477 --> 00:51:36,714 -Don't-- Be careful with that. -Then put down the gun! 1099 00:51:36,814 --> 00:51:38,249 What the fuck is going on? 1100 00:51:38,349 --> 00:51:40,218 Stan, you need to forgive Kyle. 1101 00:51:40,318 --> 00:51:42,686 You regret this day for the rest of your life. 1102 00:51:43,454 --> 00:51:46,290 Oh, nice try, Kyle. You're such a fuckin' dickhead. 1103 00:51:46,390 --> 00:51:48,125 Fuck you! You're a fuckin' dickhead! 1104 00:51:48,226 --> 00:51:49,527 Kyle, it's true! 1105 00:51:49,627 --> 00:51:50,828 Cartman gets a happy life 1106 00:51:50,928 --> 00:51:52,930 but you don't-- you lose everything 1107 00:51:53,030 --> 00:51:55,766 -when you lose this friendship. -Enough of this crap! 1108 00:51:55,866 --> 00:51:58,769 I'm sticking to what I believe and this kid dies now! 1109 00:51:58,869 --> 00:52:00,438 -(gunshot) -(grunts) 1110 00:52:00,538 --> 00:52:03,341 Shalom sachem, Clyde. 1111 00:52:03,441 --> 00:52:04,542 (gunfire) 1112 00:52:04,642 --> 00:52:06,577 Jesus Christ! 1113 00:52:17,621 --> 00:52:20,057 * * 1114 00:52:20,157 --> 00:52:21,825 Timmy! 1115 00:52:24,628 --> 00:52:27,398 Well... I guess we saved Kyle, 1116 00:52:27,498 --> 00:52:30,934 but nothing else in the future is changed. 1117 00:52:31,034 --> 00:52:32,135 How do you know? 1118 00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:33,837 Because we're still here. 1119 00:52:33,937 --> 00:52:37,207 That means Kenny still was bummed out we weren't friends, 1120 00:52:37,308 --> 00:52:38,742 still became a scientist, 1121 00:52:38,842 --> 00:52:42,112 went back in time, and we still went in after him. 1122 00:52:43,447 --> 00:52:45,716 So then we're stuck here in the past. 1123 00:52:45,816 --> 00:52:48,452 And we blew our chance to stop COVID. 1124 00:52:48,552 --> 00:52:51,555 I'm sorry, guys. I really fucked this up. 1125 00:52:51,655 --> 00:52:54,658 We all fucked it up. These have just been... 1126 00:52:54,758 --> 00:52:58,696 -really unprecedented times. -Unprecedented times. 1127 00:52:58,796 --> 00:53:02,500 What I wouldn't give for just one precedented time. 1128 00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:06,036 Hey. Hey, yeah. 1129 00:53:06,136 --> 00:53:09,239 Maybe we just need one precedented time. 1130 00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:10,708 Huh? 1131 00:53:12,276 --> 00:53:14,578 What if we've been trying to solve the wrong problem? 1132 00:53:14,678 --> 00:53:16,747 Maybe my dad was right, 1133 00:53:16,847 --> 00:53:19,249 we can't ever stop COVID from happening. 1134 00:53:19,350 --> 00:53:23,186 But what we can control... is how we all reacted to it. 1135 00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:26,390 We reacted like shit. Because I was just... 1136 00:53:26,490 --> 00:53:29,660 scared and confused and didn't know who to believe. 1137 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,362 Yeah, we all were. 1138 00:53:31,462 --> 00:53:34,131 So we all took different paths because that's what humans do. 1139 00:53:34,231 --> 00:53:35,866 And what we needed more than anything was to 1140 00:53:35,966 --> 00:53:38,101 just cut each other all some slack. 1141 00:53:38,201 --> 00:53:42,673 We needed to come together and act like us again. 1142 00:53:42,773 --> 00:53:45,309 One precedented time. 1143 00:53:48,379 --> 00:53:51,382 You guys, I know what to do. 1144 00:53:52,215 --> 00:53:53,717 PHILLIP (on TV): Take this, darling Terrance. 1145 00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:55,018 (farting on TV) 1146 00:53:55,118 --> 00:53:57,788 -(laughter on TV) -(doorbell rings) 1147 00:54:01,492 --> 00:54:02,926 Heather Williams? 1148 00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:04,995 Yes? 1149 00:54:05,095 --> 00:54:08,198 Hi. We're from the future. 1150 00:54:09,867 --> 00:54:13,070 We've come here to show you something very important. 1151 00:54:17,541 --> 00:54:19,009 Do you remember this, Heather? 1152 00:54:19,109 --> 00:54:22,946 This is a picture of you... farting in P.E. class. 1153 00:54:23,981 --> 00:54:25,749 I never farted in P.E. class. 1154 00:54:25,849 --> 00:54:27,217 Oh, yes. You did. 1155 00:54:27,317 --> 00:54:29,820 Two kids even smelled it and asked who farted 1156 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,357 -and you said nothing. -I didn't fart in P.E. class! 1157 00:54:33,457 --> 00:54:36,794 It was a different kid! I was just moving my hip a little bit. 1158 00:54:36,894 --> 00:54:38,696 -Heather. Heather. -I didn't fart in P.E. 1159 00:54:38,796 --> 00:54:41,264 Heather, yes, you did, sweet pea. 1160 00:54:42,766 --> 00:54:45,302 I-I happen to have a stomach condition. 1161 00:54:45,403 --> 00:54:48,205 I don't know why you came from the future to narc on me! 1162 00:54:48,305 --> 00:54:51,475 Heather, we don't want kids to know you farted in P.E. 1163 00:54:51,575 --> 00:54:53,010 We wanna help you. 1164 00:54:53,110 --> 00:54:56,380 You just need to do exactly what we tell you. 1165 00:55:00,451 --> 00:55:01,719 (helicopter blades whirring) 1166 00:55:01,819 --> 00:55:03,687 Hey, what is that? 1167 00:55:09,159 --> 00:55:10,594 Stan Marsh? 1168 00:55:10,694 --> 00:55:11,829 Me? 1169 00:55:11,929 --> 00:55:14,231 Your presence is requested, sir. 1170 00:55:15,298 --> 00:55:16,767 Whoa, cool. 1171 00:55:20,337 --> 00:55:23,073 Get on in, sir. There's sparkling punch and doughnuts. 1172 00:55:23,173 --> 00:55:25,275 ("I Forgive You" by Kelly Clarkson playing) 1173 00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:28,278 * I forgive you, I forgive me * 1174 00:55:28,378 --> 00:55:30,514 * Now when do I start to feel again * 1175 00:55:30,614 --> 00:55:32,115 What's going on? 1176 00:55:32,215 --> 00:55:33,684 We have no idea. 1177 00:55:33,784 --> 00:55:35,553 * I forgive you, I forgive me * 1178 00:55:35,653 --> 00:55:36,954 * Now when do I start to feel again... * 1179 00:55:37,054 --> 00:55:38,756 * And the home * 1180 00:55:38,856 --> 00:55:41,158 -* Of the * -Whoa! 1181 00:55:41,258 --> 00:55:42,693 This is amazing! 1182 00:55:42,793 --> 00:55:44,695 -* Brave. * -Look, we're on the jumbotron! 1183 00:55:46,864 --> 00:55:49,232 (cheering) 1184 00:55:49,332 --> 00:55:51,101 * With a brand-new attitude... * 1185 00:55:51,201 --> 00:55:53,637 You guys, I'm sorry for acting like a dick during the pandemic. 1186 00:55:53,737 --> 00:55:55,439 I'm sorry too, dude. 1187 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,909 Hello? Who-Who's there? 1188 00:55:59,009 --> 00:56:01,612 * Trying to figure out how to live * 1189 00:56:01,712 --> 00:56:03,981 * Doing it our way * 1190 00:56:04,081 --> 00:56:06,083 * No shame, no blame * 1191 00:56:06,183 --> 00:56:07,685 * 'Cause the damage is done * 1192 00:56:07,785 --> 00:56:09,687 * And, and I forgive you * 1193 00:56:09,787 --> 00:56:13,056 * I forgive you, we were busy living the dream * 1194 00:56:13,156 --> 00:56:14,658 Oh... 1195 00:56:14,758 --> 00:56:18,629 * Never noticed the glass ceiling falling on us * 1196 00:56:18,729 --> 00:56:20,864 * No shame, no blame * 1197 00:56:20,964 --> 00:56:22,232 * 'Cause the damage is done * 1198 00:56:22,332 --> 00:56:25,235 * And, and I forgive you * 1199 00:56:25,335 --> 00:56:28,639 * I forgive you, I forgive me * 1200 00:56:28,739 --> 00:56:30,974 * Now when do I start to feel again * 1201 00:56:32,476 --> 00:56:36,213 * If I hate you, what does that do * 1202 00:56:36,313 --> 00:56:38,982 * So I breathe in and I count to ten * 1203 00:56:39,082 --> 00:56:42,886 * 'Cause the lights are on * 1204 00:56:42,986 --> 00:56:44,555 * And I'm coming home... * 1205 00:56:44,655 --> 00:56:46,624 Holy shit balls. 1206 00:56:46,724 --> 00:56:51,829 Sharon, I'm sorry for the way I acted during the pandemic. 1207 00:56:52,663 --> 00:56:55,198 You're not sorry, you're just high. 1208 00:56:55,298 --> 00:56:56,867 I'm both. 1209 00:56:56,967 --> 00:56:59,537 * I forgive you, we were just a couple of kids... * 1210 00:56:59,637 --> 00:57:04,107 Here you go! It's our Post COVID Special. It's free. 1211 00:57:04,207 --> 00:57:05,876 No, really, we've all been through a lot. 1212 00:57:05,976 --> 00:57:07,410 Come on, take it. Thank you, baby. 1213 00:57:07,511 --> 00:57:10,247 Come on, everyone. Post COVID Special! 1214 00:57:10,347 --> 00:57:12,816 Here you go, folks, you all deserve this! 1215 00:57:13,617 --> 00:57:16,486 You did the best you could during the pandemic, honey. 1216 00:57:16,587 --> 00:57:18,421 -I love you! -Huh? 1217 00:57:18,522 --> 00:57:20,658 I shouldn't have yelled at you for not wearing a mask. 1218 00:57:20,758 --> 00:57:22,325 I just didn't understand. 1219 00:57:22,425 --> 00:57:25,395 Well, maybe I should have worn a mask more often but... 1220 00:57:25,495 --> 00:57:28,065 No, no, no, I was being all high and mighty about it... 1221 00:57:28,165 --> 00:57:31,669 Butters, you're not grounded anymore. Come on out, son. 1222 00:57:31,769 --> 00:57:32,970 You mean it, Dad?! 1223 00:57:33,070 --> 00:57:34,437 The pandemic's been awful. 1224 00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:36,306 We all need to just cut each other some slack. 1225 00:57:36,406 --> 00:57:37,841 I love you, Butters! 1226 00:57:37,941 --> 00:57:39,476 -...be sorry. -I totally forgive you! 1227 00:57:39,577 --> 00:57:41,211 Oh, cut yourself some slack. 1228 00:57:41,311 --> 00:57:43,113 We gotta get some more of this stuff. 1229 00:57:43,213 --> 00:57:44,748 * Couple of kids... * 1230 00:57:44,848 --> 00:57:47,484 Okay, come on, next! 1231 00:57:47,585 --> 00:57:51,655 * Doing it our way, no shame, no blame * 1232 00:57:51,755 --> 00:57:53,023 * 'Cause the damage is done... * 1233 00:57:53,123 --> 00:57:54,491 And then we were like, "Yeah, okay, yeah, 1234 00:57:54,592 --> 00:57:55,859 let's storm the Capitol!" 1235 00:57:55,959 --> 00:57:57,561 And it was a bad idea and we were just, 1236 00:57:57,661 --> 00:57:59,429 you know, we were just going a little bonkers there. 1237 00:57:59,529 --> 00:58:01,064 We shouldn't have stormed the Capitol. 1238 00:58:01,164 --> 00:58:03,233 ALL: That's okay! 1239 00:58:04,067 --> 00:58:06,003 I'm sorry. I thought about it 1240 00:58:06,103 --> 00:58:08,906 and I can't do Space Jam 2. 1241 00:58:09,006 --> 00:58:11,174 I just can't support Chinese censorship. 1242 00:58:11,274 --> 00:58:14,978 Oh, yeah? Well, if you're not gonna make Space Jam 2, 1243 00:58:15,078 --> 00:58:17,815 then I'm not gonna make Space Jam 2! 1244 00:58:17,915 --> 00:58:20,050 And nobody's gonna make Space Jam 2! 1245 00:58:20,150 --> 00:58:22,720 -Yeah! -ALL: Yeah! 1246 00:58:22,820 --> 00:58:24,021 -Yeah! -(cheering) 1247 00:58:24,121 --> 00:58:25,923 * And I forgive you. * 1248 00:58:26,023 --> 00:58:28,258 * * 1249 00:58:30,861 --> 00:58:33,096 (woman speaking Japanese) 1250 00:58:38,268 --> 00:58:40,570 Hey, everybody! I'm home, guy! 1251 00:58:40,671 --> 00:58:42,673 -Hey! Ike! -Ike, hi! 1252 00:58:42,773 --> 00:58:44,307 Ike, you made it back! 1253 00:58:44,407 --> 00:58:46,977 Well, of course! I wouldn't miss Canadian Boxing Day, buddy! 1254 00:58:47,077 --> 00:58:49,079 Look, everyone, Stan's back! 1255 00:58:49,179 --> 00:58:51,314 -(all cheering) -Hey, Stan! 1256 00:58:51,414 --> 00:58:52,816 Hey, guys! 1257 00:58:52,916 --> 00:58:55,653 Good to see you, buddy! How was everything on Mars? 1258 00:58:55,753 --> 00:58:59,122 Really cool, but I'm so glad to be home! How are the kids? 1259 00:58:59,222 --> 00:59:01,058 BOTH: Uncle Stan! 1260 00:59:01,158 --> 00:59:03,861 There's the little ragamuffins! 1261 00:59:03,961 --> 00:59:05,362 Mom. 1262 00:59:05,462 --> 00:59:07,430 Hi, Stanly. 1263 00:59:07,530 --> 00:59:09,299 It's Mom! And Shelley! 1264 00:59:09,399 --> 00:59:11,769 Why are you acting all weird, Turd? 1265 00:59:11,869 --> 00:59:13,336 I don't know. 1266 00:59:13,436 --> 00:59:16,173 For some reason I'm just extra happy to see you guys. 1267 00:59:16,273 --> 00:59:18,642 CRAIG: Hey, look who's here. It's Kenny! 1268 00:59:18,742 --> 00:59:20,911 -(all cheering) -Kenny! 1269 00:59:21,011 --> 00:59:22,612 Kenny, what have you been up to, buddy? 1270 00:59:22,713 --> 00:59:25,248 Didn't you hear?! Kenny just won the Nobel Prize 1271 00:59:25,348 --> 00:59:27,885 for combining dark matter and breast implants! 1272 00:59:27,985 --> 00:59:29,920 Oh, you old dog! 1273 00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:31,321 Hey, everybody, he's on! 1274 00:59:31,421 --> 00:59:33,490 What a fantastic audience. Wow. 1275 00:59:33,590 --> 00:59:36,426 What is up with these bisexual Canadians, huh? 1276 00:59:36,526 --> 00:59:38,696 I guess they don't know whether to fuck their brother 1277 00:59:38,796 --> 00:59:39,897 or their sister. 1278 00:59:39,997 --> 00:59:42,032 (laughter) 1279 00:59:42,132 --> 00:59:43,566 Hey, Stan. 1280 00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:45,836 Wendy, you're back from Harvard. 1281 00:59:45,936 --> 00:59:47,537 Yeah, just here for the holidays. 1282 00:59:47,637 --> 00:59:50,741 You wanna maybe... spend New Years together again? 1283 00:59:50,841 --> 00:59:52,309 I'd love that. 1284 00:59:52,409 --> 00:59:55,145 Hey, fellas! Can I offer you some pupus?! 1285 00:59:55,245 --> 00:59:57,580 Thanks for choosin' Denny's Applebee's for your party. 1286 00:59:57,681 --> 00:59:59,983 Butters, you're still working here, huh? 1287 01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:01,719 Yup! I just made manager. 1288 01:00:01,819 --> 01:00:06,189 I love doing actual shit that pays actual money. 1289 01:00:06,289 --> 01:00:08,959 Hey, Stan, can you come here for a second? 1290 01:00:09,059 --> 01:00:10,593 What's the matter, dude? 1291 01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:12,529 Dude, he's here. 1292 01:00:12,629 --> 01:00:14,732 Cartman? 1293 01:00:14,832 --> 01:00:16,967 * Ready, set, go... * 1294 01:00:17,067 --> 01:00:20,103 Man, poor Cartman. 1295 01:00:22,339 --> 01:00:27,811 Fuck you guys! You can suck my fucking dick! 1296 01:00:27,911 --> 01:00:29,612 Fuck you! 1297 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:33,216 It's so sad he never did anything with his life. 1298 01:00:34,051 --> 01:00:37,554 Fuck you, Kyle! Fuck you, Stan! 1299 01:00:37,654 --> 01:00:39,056 Hey, come on, fellas. 1300 01:00:39,156 --> 01:00:41,291 We can't spend another holiday feeling bad for Eric. 1301 01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:44,694 There's nothing that could have changed the path he was on. 1302 01:00:44,795 --> 01:00:46,797 Fuck you, Butters! 1303 01:00:46,897 --> 01:00:49,232 Fuck you, Eric! 1304 01:00:49,332 --> 01:00:52,469 Well, everyone, I just wanna make a toast. 1305 01:00:52,569 --> 01:00:53,837 I don't know... 1306 01:00:53,937 --> 01:00:55,705 what got us through the pandemic 1307 01:00:55,806 --> 01:01:00,510 and made all our futures so very bright, but whatever it was... 1308 01:01:00,610 --> 01:01:03,280 may we have it for the rest of our days. 1309 01:01:03,380 --> 01:01:05,883 God bless us, everyone. 1310 01:01:05,983 --> 01:01:08,418 ALL: Cheers! 1311 01:01:08,518 --> 01:01:10,453 ANNOUNCER: Remember, folks, 1312 01:01:10,553 --> 01:01:13,190 weed can't solve all your problems. 1313 01:01:13,290 --> 01:01:15,725 But Tegridy can. 1314 01:01:15,826 --> 01:01:19,062 Tegridy Weed. 1315 01:01:21,098 --> 01:01:23,333 * *