1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:04,254 (upbeat music playing) 2 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:10,552 Why does every movie end with the superhero winning? 3 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:13,138 Mm. Because people love seeing good prevail over evil. 4 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:15,181 And I love how much it bothers Amy. 5 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,142 Let's watch it again! 6 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,061 Jake, your sister and your neighbor 7 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,104 are your weekend plans. 8 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,024 Should you really be trash talking? 9 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,360 ALL: Whoa! 10 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,612 What up, fam? 11 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,574 Colby! Stop using your powers to scare us. 12 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:36,161 Look, my whole life, this family's been pranking me with powers. 13 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,663 Now, I'm finally getting some payback. 14 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:42,751 Let's see how Mom reacts to a rattlesnake in her toilet! 15 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:48,131 I'm not sure he's really thought that one through. 16 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:53,762 (opening theme plays) 17 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,233 TV ANNOUNCER: Coming to The Capital Convention Center, 18 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:10,570 it's the superhero event of the century! 19 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,072 COLOSSA-CON! 20 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,032 Where superheroes meet super-fans! 21 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:16,034 (chuckles) Who would even go to that? 22 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,620 I've gone the last five years! 23 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,414 On purpose? 24 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,042 TV ANNOUNCER: We've got superhero cosplay, 25 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,044 superhero t-shirts, superhero snacks 26 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:29,089 and did we mention... superheroes! 27 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,925 You did. You did mention superheroes. 28 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,928 TV ANNOUNCER: And, for the first time ever, 29 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:36,513 making her ColossaCon debut... 30 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:40,058 Fresh off her victory over super-villain Havoc, 31 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,476 Starling! 32 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:42,602 AMY AND JAKE: What?! 33 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:47,065 That's right, I'm coming to my favorite state, Texas! 34 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:49,609 Don't tell Arkansas! 35 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:51,778 No way! 36 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,072 Starling's my favorite-- 37 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:58,618 person to hate because she's your nemesis. 38 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:01,079 Nice save. I like where this is going. 39 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,997 Why else do you hate her? 40 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:06,709 Uh, because she insulted Arkansas 41 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,753 in a cute and endearing way. 42 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:12,090 Oh, you know what? I can't say anything bad about her. 43 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,175 She's perfect. 44 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,428 I always wanted to meet her. 45 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:20,098 One time I thought about strapping myself to a rocket 46 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:23,143 just to see if she'd save me. 47 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,978 I'd like to strap myself to a rocket 48 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,105 just to get out of this conversation. 49 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:29,941 I know she's a superhero and you're a super-villain, 50 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,901 But why do you hate her so much? 51 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,863 It's a long story, I don't want to get into it. 52 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,114 (laughs) We got time. 53 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,783 And I definitely want to get into it. 54 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,703 It all started when Havoc and Starling 55 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:43,246 got into an epic battle. 56 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,332 (grunting) 57 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,043 Wow, Havoc, you've been working on your moves. 58 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,255 You keep it up and I might have to start trying. 59 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,842 (grunting) 60 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:02,223 Why do you always have to smile while you fight me? 61 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:07,228 Smiley Fresh toothpaste pays me to. 62 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,606 Yeah well, let's see if you keep that endorsement 63 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,066 after you lose some of those teeth! 64 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:18,364 STARLING: Whoa! 65 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,117 Time to bring the boom! 66 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,747 STARLING: Whoa! 67 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:32,545 Uh-oh. Not-good- not-good-not-good-- 68 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:44,641 Here's some Smiley Fresh floss for that gravel in your teeth. 69 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:46,476 See you next time! 70 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,566 Havoc! Are you okay? 71 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,653 Did I win? 72 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,405 And everyone lived happily ever after. 73 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,283 Except Amy. 74 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,493 Okay, fine. 75 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,453 I mighta kinda sorta lost to Starling a little bit 76 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:08,665 and now my fury over it consumes my entire existence. 77 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,459 But, now, the worst part is 78 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,544 the whole world knows because of this. 79 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,882 Wait. I thought Jake made that meme. 80 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,759 Shouldn't you be mad at him? 81 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:20,885 I am mad at him. 82 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,637 But he never would have been able to make the meme 83 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,931 if Starling hadn't done what she did. 84 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,099 That is true. 85 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:28,810 You know, if not for her, I wouldn't have. 86 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,020 A million likes? 87 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,438 Including Hartley. 88 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,192 That was before I knew you. 89 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,324 Amy? 90 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,034 Are you actually doing homework?! 91 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,120 And ruin my 1.0 GPA? 92 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:48,496 No. 93 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,040 I'm whipping up a little concoction 94 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,669 to dump on Starling's head when she's on stage at ColossaCon. 95 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:57,380 Is that Chrominite?! 96 00:04:57,588 --> 00:05:01,050 No, that's my pomegranate juice. 97 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,927 This is Chrominite. 98 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,138 Wait. Other way around. (chuckles) 99 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,265 But that's Starling's one weakness! 100 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:10,351 Any exposure to that stuff will knock her out cold. 101 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:11,936 I know! Think how funny it'll be 102 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,938 when that happens in front of all her fans! 103 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,941 She'll be humiliated forever! (chuckles) 104 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,234 That doesn't sound funny at all. 105 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,237 Yeah, well, you're not really the intended audience. 106 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,947 (chuckles) 107 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:26,242 Amy, you can't just roll up and get your revenge 108 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,744 in front of a packed convention center. 109 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:31,539 Oh, correction: Havoc can't. But Amy can. 110 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:32,665 Now that I'm just a normal girl, 111 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,876 I can blend in with the rest of Starling's lame fans 112 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,961 and embarrass her like she embarrassed me. 113 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:38,713 Wait, did you just call me lame? 114 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,424 Eyes on the prize, Hartley, stay focused. 115 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,426 Amy, by now, every villain knows that we're on the run 116 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:46,971 which means there's a good chance that every superhero knows, too. 117 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:50,099 Yeah. Is it really worth risking everything 118 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,267 just to get even? 119 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,810 So what if there's a meme? 120 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:53,770 It was just a joke. 121 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,688 It's not funny when I'm the punchline. 122 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:57,774 I'm the punchline of all your jokes! 123 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,234 And that's what makes them funny. 124 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,154 Look, when I was one of the world's 125 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:04,322 most notorious super-villains, 126 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:08,076 not everyone liked me, but no one thought I was a joke! 127 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,245 If I don't get even I'll be stuck as a punchline. 128 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,455 How about this? 129 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,708 Since I'm your friend, if you don't go to ColossaCon, 130 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,001 I won't go either. 131 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,837 Even though Starling is my favorite superhero. 132 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:23,132 And this is the closest I'll ever get to meeting her. 133 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,342 Hurry up and I say you won't go 134 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,594 'cause I'm kinda talking myself out of this! 135 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,846 Glad you won that argument for me. 136 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,014 See you there. 137 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,393 Okay, that's it! 138 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,977 If you go... 139 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,188 I'll tell the whole world... 140 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:38,648 your villain secret! 141 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,900 Seriously? That's like the 15th time 142 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:42,693 you threatened me with that this week. 143 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,030 It's like the meme. It never gets old. 144 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,832 Eva, you need to have a talk with your son. 145 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,875 -(Colby) Hey, Ma! -Oh! 146 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,377 Another one of his shape-shifting shenanigans. 147 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:02,422 He leapt right off the towel rack as I was shaving my neck! 148 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,508 COLBY: Who are you kidding? You were shaving your chest. 149 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,219 The chest is an extension of the neck! 150 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,889 COLBY: You were also shaving your legs. 151 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:16,060 Essentially, the human body is one long neck. 152 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:19,021 Okay Colbs, you've had your fun. Now change back. 153 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,150 COLBY: Fine. (grunts) 154 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,445 (grunting) 155 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,071 Uh-oh. Something's wrong. 156 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,073 I--I can't shape-shift back! 157 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,325 I think I'm stuck! 158 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:32,827 Oh, well. 159 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,079 One less mouth to feed? 160 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:47,842 (yelps) 161 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:48,926 Don't even think about it. 162 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,929 (snorts) I wasn't going to ColossaCon. 163 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:56,267 GPS NAVIGATION: Starting route to ColossaCon... 164 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,604 I wasn't going to go in. 165 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:02,690 I was gonna drive by and give the super-villain salute. 166 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:04,942 Get in the house! 167 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,153 Hartley's gonna keep an eye on you 168 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,696 to make sure you don't sneak off. 169 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,239 Wait. Where are you going? 170 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,949 Baseball practice. I joined the team. 171 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,493 So now when I hit things, people cheer 172 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,620 instead of begging for their lives. 173 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:17,788 We're gonna have so much fun. 174 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:21,375 Who needs ColossaCon when we have crosswords, board games, 175 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,002 and charades! 176 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,589 Oh, well, I guess I'm stuck here. 177 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:29,217 Starling wins again. 178 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,720 Have fun at baseball practice, Jake. 179 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:34,555 (laughs) No. 180 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,099 I'm not going anywhere until I do one little thing. 181 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,728 (strains) 182 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:42,396 -Too tight? -Yeah. 183 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,689 Too bad. Bye. 184 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:49,403 Don't worry, we can still have fun. 185 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,738 Let's see what's on TV! 186 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:53,491 TV ANNOUNCER: ...superhero shirts, superhero snacks, super-- 187 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,076 (Hartley chuckles nervously) 188 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,869 Snacks sound good. 189 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:57,912 I'll go get some! 190 00:08:57,995 --> 00:09:00,373 What's the point? I can't use my hands. 191 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:01,707 Oh, right. 192 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,417 Well, we can make a game out of it. 193 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:07,964 I'll put them in a bowl and you can eat them like a dog. 194 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,717 A cute dog. 195 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,512 Wait! Before you go, can you at least 196 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,180 loosen these cuffs a little? 197 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,849 Please, they really hurt. 198 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,768 Can I trust you? 199 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,229 (scoffs) Of course. 200 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:28,776 (chuckles) You can trust that I'm going to ColossaCon. 201 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,111 You were right, Hartley. 202 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,862 This was fun! 203 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:40,079 (upbeat rock plays) 204 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:46,627 Cute costume. Did you all come in the same minivan? 205 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,755 Wait. Where do you think you're going? 206 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,133 You have to wear a costume to get in! 207 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:55,636 Oh. Well, where am I supposed to find one of those? 208 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:02,727 Oh, no way! I am not wearing a Starling costume. 209 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,479 Then you are not getting in! 210 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,946 Ew! 211 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,866 -There you are! -Hartley! 212 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,868 How'd you get out of the cuffs? 213 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,704 A little yoga and a lotta saliva. 214 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,625 Wait, you came dressed as Havoc? 215 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,710 Aww, how cute. 216 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,588 It was the cheapest one they had. 217 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,382 I can't believe you tricked me. 218 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,508 I can't believe you licked your way 219 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,469 out of those handcuffs. 220 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:37,511 Look... 221 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:40,765 I had to come here and get my revenge. 222 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,600 You don't know what it's like to wake up every day 223 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,852 and have to relive your most humiliating moment. 224 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,146 The whole world thinks I'm a joke. 225 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,023 And the more I think about it, 226 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,400 I'm starting to believe it myself. 227 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:52,902 I get that. 228 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,029 But sometimes you just have to let things go. 229 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:59,033 I mean, if anyone found out who you really are, 230 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,326 You're my friend. 231 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,620 I don't want you taken away forever! 232 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,539 Isn't that enough to talk you out of it? 233 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,708 Aww! 234 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,044 How cute! 235 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,631 Ugh. 236 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,300 Nope. 237 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,599 (Colby, muffled gibberish) 238 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,351 What? 239 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,687 He's face-down, flip him over. 240 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:32,441 COLBY: I can't believe I'm stuck as a towel! 241 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,110 What if he's stuck forever? 242 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,570 Oh, then I'll have to buy a new set of towels 243 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,490 to match that dreadful shade of green! 244 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,826 COLBY: That's what you're worried about?! 245 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:45,579 Hey, I may be a villain, but I do have taste! 246 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,832 Relax, Colby. The same thing happened to your Grandpa 247 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,626 when he first got his shapeshifting power, too. 248 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,171 You'll shift back, it just may take you a few months. 249 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,756 COLBY: "A few months"? 250 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,926 Hey! That is too long to be without my son. 251 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:03,848 That is way too long to be with this ugly towel. 252 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,141 (knocking on door) 253 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,475 That's Celia! 254 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,018 The rent's due and I'm a little short. 255 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,019 What do we do?! 256 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,647 Oh, just open it. Maybe she forgot. 257 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,693 Rent. 258 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,237 Celia, sorry. 259 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,780 We can't give you the rent. 260 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,241 Oh. I didn't want to do this, 261 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,577 but you're about to see... 262 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,912 Shakedown Celia. 263 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,290 Wait, wait! 264 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,042 It's not that we don't have it, 265 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,628 Uh, the reason we can't give it to you 266 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:38,632 is because we're not getting what we paid for. 267 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,468 What are you talking about? 268 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,510 Uh... 269 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,262 The dryer's broken and that is why 270 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:46,265 we're drying our towels on the kitchen table. 271 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:50,686 You put that nasty thing where you eat? 272 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,856 Fine, I'll knock five dollars off. 273 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,149 And also... 274 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,527 this blender is broken. 275 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,782 That was your blender. 276 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,658 (Colby sneezes) 277 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:05,659 What was that? 278 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:09,663 That was the number one reason we're not paying rent. 279 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,624 This place is haunted! 280 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,588 Does the ghost have any money? 281 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,678 Ugh. How am I supposed to find the real Starling 282 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,348 with all these fake Starlings? 283 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,474 No fair! 284 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:31,310 You used your powers to run away from me. 285 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,771 What? I don't have super-speed. 286 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:38,067 Oh. Then I am really out of shape. 287 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,112 Hey, look at those people in line. 288 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,323 they're all dressed as Havoc. 289 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,325 I have fans? 290 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:48,869 Yeah! 291 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,956 Talk about an ego boost. (chuckles nervously) 292 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:55,543 Doesn't it make you wanna beat the rush and head on home? 293 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,629 I had no idea there were any "Havoc Heads" out there. 294 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,715 That's what I assume they call themselves. 295 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,592 I thought the world was laughing at me. 296 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,427 But seeing my fans here make me realize 297 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,388 I'm still respected. 298 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,974 Worshiped even. 299 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,142 Get in line, Hartley, bow down. 300 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:17,356 Or, instead, how about we head on home? (chuckles) 301 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,733 -Hello, ColossaCon. -(cheering) 302 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,068 HARTLEY: It's Starling! 303 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:24,154 Wait, why does her stage look like a rooftop? 304 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,698 Uh... 305 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,157 Beats me. 306 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,159 She's recreating the meme! 307 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,287 That's why those people are dressed like me! 308 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,998 They're not my fans, they're making fun of me! 309 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,292 Wait, is that why you're dressed like me? 310 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,753 No! I would never do that to you. 311 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,797 Clearance bin. Remember? 312 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,968 She's charging people to recreate the meme 313 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,011 that ruined my life? 314 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,639 Time to put my plan in motion and get even. 315 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,724 Come on, Hartley. 316 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,018 It's go time. 317 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,603 Argh! 318 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,770 Wait. 319 00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:00,858 That Captain Valor looks really familiar. 320 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,776 Is that...? 321 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,445 Jake? 322 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:07,656 (upbeat rock plays) 323 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,703 Jake? 324 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:17,875 No, you're mistaken, I'm Captain Valor. 325 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,085 Hi. 326 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,589 You said villains shouldn't be at ColossaCon! 327 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:24,798 Is this ColossaCon? 328 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,592 (chuckles) I must be in the wrong room. 329 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,678 I'm supposed to be at the Pembleton Wedding. 330 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,804 Why are you here? 331 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,724 And why are you in line to meet Starling? 332 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,851 (chuckles) I thought about what Amy said 333 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,811 and you know, she's right. We're normal people now 334 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,190 so I figured I'd come meet Starling as a normal person, 335 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,359 to try to get some superhero intel, you know, 336 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,818 make sure they're not tracking our family 337 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,695 and throw them off our trail if they are. 338 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,155 I'm protecting us! 339 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:51,075 I think the real question is what are you doing here?! 340 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,661 I can't believe you let her out! 341 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,371 (scoffs) I'm sorry! 342 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,957 She was my first hostage! 343 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,292 You know, it's your fault anyways, you know 344 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,794 -you shouldn't left me there alone. -How is it my fault? 345 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,338 She was handcuffed to the stairs, you could've just left her... 346 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,506 It's really not that hard. 347 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,300 -What do you mean? -Wait, where'd she go? 348 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,302 I don't know. 349 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,846 -But we have to find her. -Right. 350 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:13,847 I mean, uh... 351 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,892 Captain Valor to the rescue! 352 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,603 Give it up, Jake. Nobody's buying it. 353 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,650 (upbeat rock plays) 354 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:28,404 You really expect me to believe this place is haunted? 355 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,489 (electricity crackling) 356 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,994 How else do you explain that toaster? 357 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:39,415 It doubles as a fireplace. You should be paying me more. 358 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,126 Okay, Colby. 359 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,877 Your mom and Celia will be here any minute. 360 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,131 If you ever wanted to use your powers to help your family, 361 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,882 now's your chance. 362 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,718 -Celia! -Rent! 363 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,512 And we'll pay you. Let me just go grab my wallet. 364 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,597 Make it fast. Bingo night. 365 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,600 That actually sounds fun, I would love to join. 366 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,602 We're full. 367 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,355 (Colby moans) 368 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,273 What was that? 369 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:05,774 That was the ghost. 370 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,652 I don't know. Sounds like a tape recorder or something. 371 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,821 (Colby moans) 372 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,072 Oh, that sounds like a ghost to me. 373 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:16,493 -I'm telling you, it is not-- -COLBY: I am a ghost! 374 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,956 Ugh! Get this thing off me! 375 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,126 -Ahh! Ooh! -(Vic and Eva laugh) 376 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,754 See? This place is haunted! 377 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,338 Okay, okay. 378 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:32,551 There's something I didn't tell you when you rented this place. 379 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:33,761 Someone died here. 380 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,596 BOTH: What?! 381 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:39,475 Okay! Lots of people died here! 382 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:41,977 Please tell me. 383 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,145 It took me years to find someone 384 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,939 who was willing live in this place after the... 385 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,025 incident. 386 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,321 Will you excuse us for a second? 387 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,156 I'm good with it if you are. 388 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,450 I hate the place more now. 389 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,535 How about we pay half? 390 00:17:58,952 --> 00:17:59,953 Sure, fine. Whatever. 391 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,540 (sighs) I'm gonna go home and burn all my towels. 392 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,171 Wow, she was really scared. 393 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,007 Her palms were super sweaty! 394 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,636 -COLBY: Really, dude? -Sorry, I forgot. 395 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,852 Remember, you are an evil-doer who just ate rooftop. 396 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,605 So let the defeat wash over you. 397 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,111 (chuckles) 398 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:36,073 I'm about to let the Chrominite wash over you. 399 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,662 I can't believe you let her get away again! 400 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,998 (scoffs) You know, for someone trying to be a better person, 401 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,960 you sure do like to blame people. 402 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,463 I know. Bad parents. I blame them. 403 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,714 Look! 404 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,925 Oh, no! She's got the Chrominite. 405 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,052 We have to stop her. I'll have to use my super-strength. 406 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,720 Cover me! 407 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,556 (epic music) 408 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,559 Oh! Whoa! 409 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,185 No, no, no, no. 410 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,479 Uh-oh, not good, not good! 411 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,149 -(grunts) -Ahh! 412 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,779 Wow. Looks like someone couldn't wait to meet me. 413 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,990 Starling just saved her life! 414 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,992 What, no! That's not what happened. 415 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,286 Oh, don't feel embarrassed. 416 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,829 You fell very gracefully. 417 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,540 Have you been saved by a superhero before? 418 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,209 Hey! 419 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,670 Hi! Wow! 420 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,921 It's you! 421 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,381 You knew that. 422 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,050 -Thanks for saving my friend's life. -No, she didn't. 423 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,053 I would've been fine. Spines heal. 424 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,389 (gasps) 425 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,891 Oh, my! 426 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,976 I just saved Starling's life. 427 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,353 I caught the Chrominite. 428 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,067 That's pomegranate juice. But thank you! 429 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,362 I'm ready to go now. 430 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,409 Thanks for coming, everybody! 431 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,745 -(cheering) -Wait. 432 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:05,913 I... 433 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,123 I came here to say thank you. 434 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,292 Oh, for what? 435 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,877 Uh... 436 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,593 Help! 437 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,971 I hurt my arm and I can't pull myself up! 438 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,015 MAN: Starling, come on, we have to go! 439 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,184 Wait, please! 440 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,395 Don't let me fall. 441 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,439 I'm sorry. 442 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,698 (grunting) 443 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,202 Oh. (sighs) 444 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:47,663 You saved my life. 445 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:51,124 I'm a superhero. It's what I do. 446 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,670 Thank you. 447 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,671 Don't thank me. 448 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:59,466 It's my job to make the world a safer place. 449 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,761 Maybe one day, you'll do that, too. 450 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,266 (whooshing) 451 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,895 Hello, for what? 452 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,690 Um, for an autograph. 453 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,608 Oh, sure. 454 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,490 Thanks. 455 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,579 Oh, Jake! Come quick! 456 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,624 Amy's taking out her rage on a soft pretzel vendor! 457 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:36,670 There's salt and mustard everywhere! 458 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,299 Sure, I'll help. 459 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,219 It's what I do. 460 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,347 (upbeat rock plays) 461 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,725 Amy, your mother and I were very upset 462 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:50,809 you went to ColossaCon. 463 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,894 You could've put all of our lives in danger. 464 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,771 You told them? 465 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,606 Uh, didn't have to. 466 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,941 The internet did. 467 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,068 Oh, no. There's another meme? 468 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,821 Nope! Now you're a GIF! 469 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,824 (looping yelps) 470 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,743 "Catch you later"! 471 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,747 Oh, buck up, kiddo! 472 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,832 I know things may seem bad now, 473 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,917 but at least you're not a towel. 474 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,711 COLBY: Hey! 475 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,087 Well, we should probably get some sleep. 476 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,466 Colby and I are having a hot yoga session in the morning. 477 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:23,925 It's gonna get damp! 478 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,219 COLBY: Wait, what?! 479 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:30,265 No, no, no, no, no, no! Ow! Ow! Ow! 480 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,350 By the way, 481 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,810 people died here. 482 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,479 Night. 483 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,773 Wait, what? 484 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,649 When? Where? How? 485 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:44,863 Great. And I guess I'm back to being the punchline. 486 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,491 No, you're not. 487 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,118 I'm actually proud of you. 488 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,246 Why? Starling won. Again. 489 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,247 Think about it. 490 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,041 You were standing right next to her. 491 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,794 At any moment, you could've just snapped. 492 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,796 And gone full Havoc. 493 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:01,963 But you didn't. 494 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,715 It shows growth. 495 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:04,966 Yeah, well. 496 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,844 Villains aren't really supposed to "grow." 497 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:11,098 Well, Havoc's not supposed to. 498 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,933 But Amy is. 499 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:14,601 Starling may have won the battle, 500 00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:18,730 but by letting it go, you won the war. 501 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:19,773 Huh. 502 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:23,318 I guess I never thought about it like that. 503 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,820 You also won the war with the pretzel vendor. 504 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:28,907 Ten dollars for bread and salt and I'm the villain?! 505 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,329 Amy, you are not gonna believe 506 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,623 what happened in your bedroom! 507 00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,542 And... they're gone. 508 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,013 STARLING: I know who you are.