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為什麼每套電影
最後贏的都是超級英雄啊？

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因為人們都喜歡邪不勝正的劇情啊

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而且艾美為此煩躁的樣子真的很棒

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我們再看一次吧

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積克，你整個週末
都要跟你阿妹和鄰居度過

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你打算繼續嘴炮嗎？

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各位家人，你們好啊

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高比，不要再用你的能力嚇人了

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聽著，我這輩子
一直被家人用各種能力整蠱

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我現在終於能報仇了

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看看媽媽對洗手間裡的響尾蛇
會有什麼反應

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我覺得他沒想過後果

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本世紀的超級英雄大會

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將在首府會議中心舉辦

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動漫展，是超級英雄
和超級粉絲的見面會

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誰會去那種活動啊？

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我前五年都有去

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專登去嗎？

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現場有超級英雄角色扮演

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有超級英雄T恤、超級英雄零食賣

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我們剛剛有說嗎？超級英雄會來哦

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有啊，你的確有提到超級英雄

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而且這次是星光女俠

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在擊敗超級壞蛋破壞王之後

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首次在動漫展亮相

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什麼？

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沒錯，我要去德州了
那是我最愛的州啊

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不要告訴阿肯色州哦

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有冇搞錯，星光女俠是我最...

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討厭的人，因為她是妳的勁敵啊

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妳真會打圓場
我喜歡這個對話的走向

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妳還討厭她什麼？

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因為她用可愛的方式侮辱了阿肯色州

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妳知道嗎？我完全沒辦法罵她

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她太完美了

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我一直想見到她真人

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有一次我想過把自己綁在火箭上

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看看她會不會救我

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我為了逃離這段對話
想將自己綁在火箭上

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我知道她是超級英雄
而妳是超級壞蛋

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但妳為什麼這麼恨她？

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說來話長，我不想講這件事

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我們有很多時間

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而且我很想講這件事

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（積克說，“這一切源於
破壞王和星光女俠的史詩之戰〟）

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哇，破壞王，妳的攻擊流暢了很多

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妳加油吧，我可能會開始認真打

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妳跟我戰鬥的時候
為什麼一直笑嘻嘻的？

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因為清新微笑牙膏有給我代言費啊

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好啊，看看妳少了幾隻牙後

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還能不能繼續做代言人

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看來我一定會贏

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情況不太好...

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用清新微笑牙線清除牙縫的碎石吧

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下次見

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破壞王，妳沒事吧？

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我贏了嗎？

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從此所有人過著幸福快樂的日子

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除了艾美之外

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好吧，算了

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我可能稍微遜色於星光女俠

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結果我的一廂情願抹殺了我的存在

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但現在最慘的是因為這張照片
全世界都知道我輸了

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（星期一就像）

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等等，我以為那個迷因圖是積克做的

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妳不應該生積克的氣嗎？

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我是很生氣

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但如果星光女俠沒羞辱我

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-他就不會做出那張迷因圖了
-但那是事實啊

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妳知道，若不是因為她，我就不會有

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一百萬個讚好

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夏特莉也有按讚

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我那時候還未認識妳啊

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（谷景高中）

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艾美？

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妳在做功課啊？

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用來毀掉我1.0的GPA嗎？
怎麼可能

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我在調製特殊藥劑

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星光女俠站上動漫展的舞台時
我要將它倒在她頭上

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那是鉻鐵毒藥嗎？

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不是，那是石榴汁

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這才是鉻鐵毒藥

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等等，調轉了

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那是星光女俠唯一的弱點

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只要用鉻鐵毒藥，她就會暈倒

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我知道，試想下她在一群粉絲前暈倒

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那畫面多好玩啊

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她這輩子都會被人嘲笑

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那聽起來一點都不好玩

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是啊，但妳不是我預期中的觀眾

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艾美，妳不能就這樣去

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在這麼擠逼的會議中心報復對方

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更正

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破壞王不能這麼做，但是艾美可以

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我現在只是個普通女孩

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我可以混進星光女俠那群遜爆的粉絲

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像她羞辱我一樣，以牙還牙

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等等，妳剛剛說我很遜嗎？

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夏特莉，要專心對付目標，不要分心

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艾美，現在所有壞蛋
都知道我們在逃跑

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即是超級英雄們可能也知道了

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對啊，為了找她算帳
讓大家以身犯險真的值得嗎？

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就算變成迷因圖又怎樣？
那只是個玩笑

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自己變成迷因主角的話就不好笑了

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我因為妳變成了笑話的受害者

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所以才那麼好笑啊

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聽著，我是全世界
最惡名昭彰的超級壞蛋之一

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可能不是每個人都喜歡我
但沒人當我是笑話

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如果我不去報仇，我會一直被人嘲笑

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那這樣呢，因為我是妳的朋友

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如果妳不去動漫展，我也不去

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就算星光女俠是我最愛的超級英雄

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而且這次是我
能最近距離接觸她的機會

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快說妳不會去

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因為我比較像在說服我自己

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很高興妳為了我
成功說服自己，會場見

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好了，夠了

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如果妳去了

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我就把妳是壞蛋的事

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公告天下

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妳是認真的嗎？妳這個星期

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已經威脅我十五次了

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這就像歷久彌新的迷因圖

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伊華，妳要跟妳兒子談談

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媽媽，妳好嗎？

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這是另一件變身惡作劇的傑作

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我剃頸毛的時候，他從毛巾架跳下來

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你講大話，你那時候是在剃胸毛

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胸是頸的延伸啊

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你也會剃腳毛啊

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基本上人體就是一條很長的頸

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好了，高比，你也玩夠了

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要變回來了

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好吧

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不太對路

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我不能變回來

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我好像被困在毛巾裡了

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這樣的話

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可以養少一個小孩了？

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妳想都不要想

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我又不是要去動漫展

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開始導航到動漫展

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我又不是要進去會場

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我只是要揸車路過
給個超級壞蛋式的問候而已

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進房間去

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夏特莉會負責監視妳
確保妳不會偷走

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那你要去哪裡？

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練棒球啊，我加入球隊了

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當我揮棍的時候，人們會大聲歡呼
而不是大聲求饒

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我們會玩得很開心

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誰要去動漫展啊？我們有填字遊戲

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桌遊，還有大電視

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我想我只能留在房間裡了

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星光女俠再次獲勝

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積克，祝你練球愉快

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不，在我離開前，我要採取預防措施

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-太緊了嗎？
-對

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太慘了，拜拜

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不要擔心，我們還有好玩的事做

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來看看有什麼節目

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超級英雄恤衫
超級英雄零食、超級...

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吃點零食也不錯

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-我去拿點零食
-拿零食有什麼用？我又不能用手拿

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對哦

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我們可以用零食玩遊戲啊

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我將零食放在碗裡

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妳可以學狗吃飯那樣吃零食

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乖狗狗

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等等，妳離開前
能不能將手銬弄鬆一點？

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求妳喇，我的手真的很痛

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我能相信妳嗎？

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當然

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妳可以相信我會去動漫展

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夏特莉，妳說得沒錯

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妳這個樣子幾趣緻的

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（動漫展）

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這衣服真好看
你們搭同一架車來的嗎？

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唏，妳要去哪裡啊？

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妳要變裝才能進去啊

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那我要去哪裏找變裝用的衣服？

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（星光女俠戲服100美元）

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不可能

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我才不要穿星光女俠戲服

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那妳就不能入場

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妳在這裡啊

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夏特莉，妳怎麼掙脫手銬的？

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靠一點瑜珈和大量口水

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等等，妳扮成破壞王的樣子？

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真是可愛

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那件戲服最便宜

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不敢相信，妳竟然玩我

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妳竟然用舌頭擺脫手銬

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聽著，我要來這裡報仇

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妳不明白每天早上醒來

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都要重新經歷人生中
最丟架的一刻是什麼感覺

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全世界都當我係笑話

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我越想這件事

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就越覺得自己很丟架

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我明白妳的意思

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但有時候妳要放下過去

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我的意思是，如果有人
發現妳的真實身份呢？

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妳是我的朋友，我不希望妳坐成世監

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這樣能說服妳打消報仇的念頭嗎？

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真是可愛

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沒可能

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你說什麼？

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他現在臉向下，幫他翻面吧

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00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,440
我竟然會被困在毛巾裡

209
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,360
如果他永遠都不能變回原狀呢？

210
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:37,363
那我就要買一堆新毛巾

211
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,448
搭配這條醜爆的綠色毛巾了

212
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:41,450
妳只擔心這點？

213
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,369
唏，我雖然是個壞蛋

214
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:44,453
但我是有品味的好嗎

215
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,332
沒事的，高比
你爺爺剛獲得變身能力時

216
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,376
也發生過這樣的事

217
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,421
你會變回原貌的
只是可能要等幾個月吧

218
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,340
幾個月？

219
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:59,343
唏，那我要失去兒子很久了

220
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,430
那我要跟這條醜毛巾一起很久了

221
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,352
施莉雅來了
要交租了，但是我手頭有點緊

222
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,353
怎麼辦？

223
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,439
直接開門吧，說不定她忘了呢

224
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:14,984
交租

225
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:20,364
施莉雅，抱歉，我們不能交租

226
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,366
我不想用這招的

227
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:26,412
但你會見識到討債施莉雅有多厲害

228
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,373
等等

229
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,376
我們不是沒錢交租

230
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,337
我們不交租的原因

231
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,466
是因為我們沒有得到
交租後應該得到的東西

232
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,759
你在說什麼廢話？

233
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,345
烘乾機壞了，所以我們唯有

234
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,432
將毛巾攤在廚房的桌上晾乾

235
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,018
你將髒毛巾攤在要吃飯的地方？

236
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,355
好吧，租金減五美元

237
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,357
還有啊

238
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,443
這部果汁機壞了

239
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,448
那是你們的果汁機啊

240
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,367
那是什麼聲音？

241
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:09,371
那是我們不交租的最主要原因

242
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,457
這間屋鬧鬼

243
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,253
那隻鬼有錢嗎？

244
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,179
我要怎麼在一群冒牌星光女俠中

245
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,181
找到真的星光女俠？

246
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,432
不公平

247
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,352
妳用能力逃離我的身邊

248
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,437
妳說什麼啊，我又沒有神速

249
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,441
我的骨頭都快散了

250
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:42,363
唏，看看那群排隊的人

251
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,365
他們都扮成破壞王的樣子

252
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,450
我有粉絲？

253
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,369
是啊

254
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,372
妳變得更有自信了

255
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,333
這不會讓妳想快點結束行程

256
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,376
快點回家嗎？

257
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:59,338
我都不知道我有破壞王粉絲

258
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,464
我猜他們是這樣稱呼自己的

259
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,134
我以為全世界的人都在嘲笑我
但看到這些粉絲

260
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,428
讓我知道我依然受人敬重

261
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,430
甚至受人崇拜

262
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,434
夏特莉，去排隊跪拜我吧

263
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:17,439
或者我們直接回家？

264
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,442
星光女俠來了

265
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,446
等等，為什麼她的舞台那麼像屋頂？

266
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,326
她在重現迷因的場景

267
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,328
難怪那些人要扮成我

268
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,455
他們才不是我的粉絲
他們只是在嘲笑我而已

269
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,333
等等，妳是因為這樣才扮成我的嗎？

270
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,711
不，我永遠不會那樣對妳

271
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,422
我穿的是清倉特賣服，記得嗎？

272
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,011
她向人們收費
重現毀了我一生的迷因圖？

273
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,433
要走了

274
00:14:55,436 --> 00:15:00,357
等等，那個勇者隊長看起來很眼熟

275
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,359
那是不是...

276
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,444
積克

277
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,453
積克？

278
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,372
不，妳認錯人了

279
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,416
我是勇者隊長

280
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:19,793
嗨

281
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,339
你說過壞蛋不應該來動漫展

282
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,341
這裡是動漫展嗎？

283
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,342
我一定是去錯地方了

284
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,427
我要去彭德爾頓的婚禮的

285
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,347
你怎麼會來這裡？

286
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,349
你為什麼在排隊
參加星光女俠見面會？

287
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,558
好吧

288
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,353
我想過艾美說的話了
妳知道嗎，她是對的

289
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,355
我們現在是普通人了，所以我覺得

290
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,357
我是以普通人的身份來見星光女俠

291
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,359
試著收集超級英雄的情報

292
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,361
確認他們沒有追蹤我們家

293
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,446
萬一被跟蹤了就要甩掉他們
我是在保護我們

294
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,616
我認為真正的問題是
你們怎麼會在這裡？

295
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,369
妳竟然放了她出來

296
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,371
對不起哦

297
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,456
她是我的第一個人質啊

298
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,334
反正都是你的錯，你明知道

299
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,336
-不應該留我一個人在那裡
-那怎麼會是我的錯？

300
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,380
她跟樓梯銬在一起的

301
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,340
什麼意思？

302
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,424
等等，她去哪了？

303
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,345
-我不知道，但我們要找到她
-冇錯

304
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:16,350
我是說，勇者隊長出動了

305
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,436
放棄罷喇，積克，沒人信你那套

306
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:27,444
妳真的以為我會相信這間屋鬧鬼

307
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,327
那妳要怎麼解釋那部烤麵包機？

308
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,329
現在還多了壁爐功能

309
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,414
妳應該要交更多租金給我

310
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,834
好了，高比

311
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,336
你媽媽和施莉雅隨時都會出現

312
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,380
如果你想用能力幫助家人

313
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,340
現在就是你大顯身手的時候了

314
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,341
施莉雅

315
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,342
交租

316
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,345
我們會交的，讓我去拿銀包

317
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,347
快去拿錢，今晚是賓果之夜

318
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,350
聽起來幾好玩的，我很想加入...

319
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,435
滿額了

320
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,357
-那是什麼聲音？
-是鬼的聲音

321
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,358
我覺得不是

322
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,444
聽起來像錄音機之類的

323
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,364
那的確挺像鬼的聲音

324
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,366
我都說不是...

325
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,410
我是鬼

326
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,372
拿走這東西

327
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,416
不

328
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,376
看吧

329
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,336
這間屋鬧鬼了

330
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,463
好吧

331
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:32,342
你們租這間屋時
有件事我沒告訴你們

332
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,343
這裡是凶宅

333
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,345
-什麼？
-什麼？

334
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,346
好吧

335
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,432
其實是超級凶宅

336
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,351
求你們不要退租

337
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,354
在那件意外發生後，我用了好幾年

338
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,440
才找到租客

339
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,362
妳能讓我們討論一下嗎？

340
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,447
如果妳無所謂，我就無所謂

341
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,366
我現在更喜歡這裡了

342
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,368
那我們交一半租如何？

343
00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,453
也可以，隨便啦

344
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,415
我要回家燒光所有的毛巾

345
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,378
哇，她真的嚇到了

346
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,381
她流了很多手汗

347
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,426
-你拿我抹手？
-對不起，我忘了

348
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:23,352
記住，妳是剛毀了屋頂的壞蛋

349
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,438
就讓妳承受潰敗感的洗禮吧

350
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,446
我要讓妳承受鉻鐵毒藥的洗禮

351
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,329
妳竟然又讓她走了

352
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,373
你知道
對想成為更好的人的某人來說

353
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,375
你真的很喜歡怪罪他們

354
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,378
我知道，這都怪我的壞蛋父母

355
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,421
妳看

356
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:55,342
-糟糕，她手上有鉻鐵毒藥
-我們要阻止她

357
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,427
我要用怪力，掩護我

358
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,437
不太好...

359
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,360
哇，看來有人等不及要見我了

360
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,362
不

361
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,364
星光女俠救了她一命

362
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,449
什麼？沒有，我才沒有被救呢

363
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,368
不要怕醜啦

364
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,370
妳掉下來的樣子很優雅

365
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,415
妳被超級英雄拯救過嗎？

366
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,376
嗨

367
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,378
哇，是妳

368
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,339
但妳已經知道了

369
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,340
謝謝妳救了我朋友一命

370
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,427
不，她才沒救我
我本來就不會有事，骨頭都沒事

371
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,350
天啊，我剛才救了星光女俠一命

372
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,436
我接住鉻鐵毒藥了

373
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,649
那是石榴汁，不過謝謝妳救我

374
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:56,987
我要準備離開了

375
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,367
謝謝各位來這裡

376
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,411
等等

377
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,331
我是來感謝妳的

378
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,624
謝什麼？

379
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,425
救命啊

380
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,346
救救我，我自己爬不上來

381
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,473
星光女俠，快點，我們要走了

382
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,557
等等，求妳了

383
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,438
不要讓我掉下去，很對不起

384
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,371
妳救了我的命

385
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:50,415
我是超級英雄
我的職責就是拯救他人

386
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,460
謝謝妳

387
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,337
不用謝我

388
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,423
我的使命就是讓這個世界更加安全

389
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,427
或者有一日你也會守護這個世界

390
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,436
嗨，怎麼了？

391
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,356
想要妳的親筆簽名

392
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,607
當然可以

393
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,447
謝謝

394
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,371
積克，你快過來

395
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:32,332
艾美將她的怒氣
全部發洩在椒鹽卷餅的小販身上了

396
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:36,420
鹽和芥末醬噴到周圍都是

397
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,423
好，我去幫忙

398
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,010
那就是我的職責

399
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,350
艾美，妳跑去英雄盛典大會的事
讓我和妳媽媽很生氣

400
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,436
妳可能會令我們陷入險境

401
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,354
你報串？

402
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,566
他根本不用報串，看互聯網就知道了

403
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,568
不會吧，有新的迷因圖了嗎？

404
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,653
不是，妳現在變成GIF動圖了

405
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,574
（等陣再來捉妳）

406
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,617
等陣再來捉你

407
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,580
振作點，細路

408
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,582
我知道妳可能覺得自己很悲慘

409
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,625
但至少妳不是一條毛巾啊

410
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,252
哈嘍

411
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,546
我們要睡了

412
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,548
我和高比早上要去上熱瑜珈課

413
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,633
我們一定會滿身大汗

414
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:27,637
什麼？不...

415
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:30,557
順便話你知

416
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,018
這間屋是凶宅哦

417
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:34,644
晚安

418
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,105
等等，她說什麼？

419
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,649
案發時間？案發現場？作案手法呢？

420
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:44,571
很好，我猜我又成為笑話了

421
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,656
不，妳才沒有呢

422
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,576
其實我很以妳為榮

423
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:52,788
點解啊，星光女俠又贏了喔

424
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:53,830
妳想想

425
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:56,124
妳當時就站在她旁邊

426
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,543
隨時都會失控

427
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:01,546
變回破壞王，但妳沒有這樣做

428
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,548
那代表妳成長了

429
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,635
是啊，壞蛋不該成長的

430
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,555
破壞王不能成長

431
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,557
但艾美成長了

432
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:17,646
或者星光女俠贏了那場戰鬥
但學會放下，就是妳贏了

433
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,650
我從未那樣想過

434
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,569
妳還贏了跟椒鹽卷餅小販的戰鬥

435
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,656
我為麵包和鹽付了10美金
而且我是壞蛋啊

436
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:36,540
艾美，妳不會相信妳睡房發生的事

437
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:37,666
人都走了

438
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:50,554
我知道你的身份

439
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,638
（來自星光女俠）

440
00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:55,350
字幕翻譯：王沛可