1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:04,004 ♪♪ 2 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,619 Why does every movie end with the superhero winning? 3 00:00:10,662 --> 00:00:14,101 Mm. Because people love seeing good prevail over evil. 4 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,972 And I love how much it bothers Amy. 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,060 Let's watch it again! 6 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:20,194 Jake, your sister and your neighbor 7 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:21,543 are your weekend plans. 8 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:23,197 Should you really be trash talking? 9 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,548 [all] Whoa! 10 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:28,941 What up, fam? 11 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:32,989 Colby! Stop using your powers to scare us. 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,732 Look, my whole life, this family's been pranking me with powers. 13 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:39,082 Now, I'm finally getting some payback. 14 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:42,085 Let's see how Mom reacts to a rattlesnake in her toilet! 15 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,351 I'm not sure he's really thought that one through. 16 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,748 [opening theme plays] 17 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:07,545 [TV announcer] Coming to The Capital Convention Center, 18 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:10,331 it's the superhero event of the century! 19 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:11,984 COLOSSA-CON! 20 00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:14,248 Where superheroes meet super-fans! 21 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,032 [chuckles] Who would even go to that? 22 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,816 I've gone the last five years! 23 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:20,210 On purpose? 24 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,519 [TV announcer] We've got superhero cosplay, 25 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:26,347 superhero t-shirts, superhero snacks 26 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:29,306 and did we mention... superheroes! 27 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:31,221 You did. You did mention superheroes. 28 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:34,964 [TV announcer] And, for the first time ever, 29 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:37,140 making her ColossaCon debut... 30 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:39,795 Fresh off her victory over supervillain Havoc, 31 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:41,231 Starling! 32 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,798 [Amy and Jake] What?! 33 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:46,932 That's right, I'm coming to my favorite state, Texas! 34 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:48,456 Don't tell Arkansas! 35 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,502 No way! 36 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:53,156 Starling's my favorite-- 37 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:57,160 person to hate because she's your nemesis. 38 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,859 Nice save. I like where this is going. 39 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:02,078 Why else do you hate her? 40 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:06,604 Uh, because she insulted Arkansas 41 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,650 in a cute and endearing way. 42 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,827 Oh, you know what? I can't say anything bad about her. 43 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,263 She's perfect. 44 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,354 I always wanted to meet her. 45 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,096 One time I thought about strapping myself to a rocket 46 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,706 just to see if she'd save me. 47 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,057 I'd like to strap myself to a rocket 48 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:26,755 just to get out of this conversation. 49 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,932 I know she's a superhero and you're a supervillain, 50 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:31,803 But why do you hate her so much? 51 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,806 It's a long story, I don't want to get into it. 52 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,286 [laughs] We got time. 53 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,679 And I definitely want to get into it. 54 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,509 It all started when Havoc and Starling 55 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:42,814 got into an epic battle. 56 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:45,469 [grunting] 57 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:49,299 Wow, Havoc, you've been working on your moves. 58 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:51,214 You keep it up and I might have to start trying. 59 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:54,826 [grunting] 60 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:01,311 Why do you always have to smile while you fight me? 61 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:06,447 Smiley Fresh toothpaste pays me to. 62 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:09,624 Yeah well, let's see if you keep that endorsement 63 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,060 after you lose some of those teeth! 64 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:18,198 [Starling] Whoa! 65 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,112 Time to bring the boom! 66 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:24,856 [Starling] Whoa! 67 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:31,515 Uh-oh. Not-good- not-good-not-good-- 68 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:43,614 Here's some Smiley Fresh floss for that gravel in your teeth. 69 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:46,748 See you next time! 70 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:53,189 Havoc! Are you okay? 71 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:55,670 Did I win? 72 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,935 And everyone lived happily ever after. 73 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,197 Except Amy. 74 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,026 Okay, fine. 75 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,333 I mighta kinda sorta lost to Starling a little bit 76 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,857 and now my fury over it consumes my entire existence. 77 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,077 But, now, the worst part is 78 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:13,731 the whole world knows because of this. 79 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,170 Wait. I thought Jake made that meme. 80 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:19,998 Shouldn't you be mad at him? 81 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,870 I am mad at him. 82 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,611 But he never would have been able to make the meme 83 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:25,221 if Starling hadn't done what she did. 84 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,614 That is true. 85 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:28,093 You know, if not for her, I wouldn't have. 86 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,313 A million likes? 87 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:32,576 Including Hartley. 88 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,145 That was before I knew you. 89 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:43,805 Amy? 90 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,372 Are you actually doing homework?! 91 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,722 And ruin my 1.0 GPA? 92 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:48,766 No. 93 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:52,161 I'm whipping up a little concoction 94 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:54,859 to dump on Starling's head when she's on stage at ColossaCon. 95 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:57,862 Is that Chrominite?! 96 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,864 No, that's my pomegranate juice. 97 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:02,911 This is Chrominite. 98 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,522 Wait. Other way around. [chuckles] 99 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:08,133 But that's Starling's one weakness! 100 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:10,832 Any exposure to that stuff will knock her out cold. 101 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,660 I know! Think how funny it'll be 102 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,618 when that happens in front of all her fans! 103 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,446 She'll be humiliated forever! [chuckles] 104 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:18,927 That doesn't sound funny at all. 105 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,146 Yeah, well, you're not really the intended audience. 106 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,234 [chuckles] 107 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,674 Amy, you can't just roll up and get your revenge 108 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:28,415 in front of a packed convention center. 109 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:31,853 Oh, correction: Havoc can't. But Amy can. 110 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:33,376 Now that I'm just a normal girl, 111 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,509 I can blend in with the rest of Starling's lame fans 112 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,511 and embarrass her like she embarrassed me. 113 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,426 Wait, did you just call me lame? 114 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,166 Eyes on the prize, Hartley, stay focused. 115 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,735 Amy, by now, every villain knows that we're on the run 116 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:47,608 which means there's a good chance that every superhero knows, too. 117 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:50,175 Yeah. Is it really worth risking everything 118 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,351 just to get even? 119 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,048 So what if there's a meme? 120 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,310 It was just a joke. 121 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,268 It's not funny when I'm the punchline. 122 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,314 I'm the punchline of all your jokes! 123 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,576 And that's what makes them funny. 124 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,406 Look, when I was one of the world's 125 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,321 most notorious supervillains, 126 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,455 not everyone liked me, but no one thought I was a joke! 127 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,675 If I don't get even I'll be stuck as a punchline. 128 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,155 How about this? 129 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,723 Since I'm your friend, if you don't go to ColossaCon, 130 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:17,333 I won't go either. 131 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:20,728 Even though Starling is my favorite superhero. 132 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:23,557 And this is the closest I'll ever get to meeting her. 133 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,080 Hurry up and I say you won't go 134 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,386 'cause I'm kinda talking myself out of this! 135 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,258 Glad you won that argument for me. 136 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,433 See you there. 137 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:33,349 Okay, that's it! 138 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,220 If you go... 139 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:36,439 I'll tell the whole world... 140 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,311 your villain secret! 141 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:41,444 Seriously? That's like the fifteenth time 142 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,011 you threatened me with that this week. 143 00:06:44,273 --> 00:06:45,927 It's like the meme. It never gets old. 144 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:56,241 Eva, you need to have a talk with your son. 145 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:58,592 -[Colby] Hey, Ma! -Oh! 146 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,507 Another one of his shape-shifting shenanigans. 147 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,510 He leapt right off the towel rack as I was shaving my neck! 148 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,947 [Colby] Who are you kidding? You were shaving your chest. 149 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,557 The chest is an extension of the neck! 150 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:10,560 [Colby] You were also shaving your legs. 151 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,608 Essentially, the human body is one long neck. 152 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:19,482 Okay Colbs, you've had your fun. Now change back. 153 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,441 [Colby] Fine. [grunts] 154 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:24,835 [grunting] 155 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:27,447 Uh-oh. Something's wrong. 156 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,187 I--I can't shape-shift back! 157 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:30,493 I think I'm stuck! 158 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:32,713 Oh, well. 159 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:34,671 One less mouth to feed? 160 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:47,815 [yelps] 161 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:49,947 Don't even think about it. 162 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,428 I wasn't going to ColossaCon. 163 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:56,563 [GPS navigation] Starting route to ColossaCon... 164 00:07:58,086 --> 00:08:00,218 I wasn't going to go in. 165 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:02,743 I was gonna drive by and give the supervillain salute. 166 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:05,485 Get in the house! 167 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:07,878 Hartley's gonna keep an eye on you 168 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,619 to make sure you don't sneak off. 169 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:10,794 Wait. Where are you going? 170 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,144 Baseball practice. I joined the team. 171 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:14,581 So now when I hit things, people cheer 172 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,104 instead of begging for their lives. 173 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,107 We're gonna have so much fun. 174 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:22,110 Who needs ColossaCon when we have crosswords, board games, 175 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,503 and charades! 176 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:27,028 Oh, well, I guess I'm stuck here. 177 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,509 Starling wins again. 178 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,251 Have fun at baseball practice, Jake. 179 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,210 [laughs] No. 180 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:37,604 I'm not going anywhere until I do one little thing. 181 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,042 [strains] 182 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:42,870 -Too tight? -Yeah. 183 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:43,740 Too bad. Bye. 184 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,658 Don't worry, we can still have fun. 185 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,009 Let's see what's on TV! 186 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,055 [TV announcer] ...superhero shirts, superhero snacks, super-- 187 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:55,665 [Hartley chuckles nervously] 188 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,754 Snacks sound good. 189 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,321 I'll go get some! 190 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:00,757 What's the point? I can't use my hands. 191 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,846 Oh, right. 192 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:05,196 Well, we can make a game out of it. 193 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,591 I'll put them in a bowl and you can eat them like a dog. 194 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,290 A cute dog. 195 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,467 Wait! Before you go, can you at least 196 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:16,599 loosen these cuffs a little? 197 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,471 Please, they really hurt. 198 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,648 Can I trust you? 199 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,650 [scoffs] Of course. 200 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,611 [chuckles] You can trust that I'm going to ColossaCon. 201 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:30,787 You were right, Hartley. 202 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:31,919 This was fun! 203 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,144 [upbeat rock plays] 204 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,716 Cute costume. Did you all come in the same minivan? 205 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,328 Wait. Where do you think you're going? 206 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,722 You have to wear a costume to get in! 207 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:56,160 Oh. Well, where am I supposed to find one of those? 208 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:03,603 Oh, no way! I am not wearing a Starling costume. 209 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,953 Then you are not getting in! 210 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,091 Ew! 211 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,921 -There you are! -Hartley! 212 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,706 How'd you get out of the cuffs? 213 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,230 A little yoga and a lotta saliva. 214 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,364 Wait, you came dressed as Havoc? 215 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,236 Aww, how cute. 216 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,108 It was the cheapest one they had. 217 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,068 I can't believe you tricked me. 218 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,547 I can't believe you licked your way 219 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,679 out of those handcuffs. 220 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,986 Look... 221 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,641 I had to come here and get my revenge. 222 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,643 You don't know what it's like to wake up every day 223 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,427 and have to relive your most humiliating moment. 224 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,169 The whole world thinks I'm a joke. 225 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,518 And the more I think about it, 226 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,347 I'm starting to believe it myself. 227 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,740 I get that. 228 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,612 But sometimes you just have to let things go. 229 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,702 I mean, if anyone found out who you really are, 230 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,661 You're my friend. 231 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,358 I don't want you taken away forever! 232 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,100 Isn't that enough to talk you out of it? 233 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,363 Aww! 234 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,539 How cute! 235 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:13,716 Ugh. 236 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,371 Nope. 237 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,118 [Colby, muffled gibberish] 238 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,076 What? 239 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,296 He's face-down, flip him over. 240 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,821 [Colby] I can't believe I'm stuck as a towel! 241 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,477 What if he's stuck forever? 242 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,740 Oh, then I'll have to buy a new set of towels 243 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,699 to match that dreadful shade of green! 244 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,702 [Colby] That's what you're worried about?! 245 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,356 Hey, I may be a villain, but I do have taste! 246 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,230 Relax, Colby. The same thing happened to your Grandpa 247 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,449 when he first got his shapeshifting power, too. 248 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,017 You'll shift back, it just may take you a few months. 249 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,977 [Colby] "A few months"? 250 00:11:57,281 --> 00:12:00,502 Hey! That is too long to be without my son. 251 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:03,113 That is way too long to be with this ugly towel. 252 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,334 [knocking on door] 253 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,422 That's Celia! 254 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,815 The rent's due and I'm a little short. 255 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,164 What do we do?! 256 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,296 Oh, just open it. Maybe she forgot. 257 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:15,735 Rent. 258 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,129 Celia, sorry. 259 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,783 We can't give you the rent. 260 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,177 Oh. I didn't want to do this, 261 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,309 but you're about to see... 262 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,963 Shakedown Celia. 263 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,358 Wait, wait! 264 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:33,404 It's not that we don't have it, 265 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:36,146 Uh, the reason we can't give it to you 266 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:39,019 is because we're not getting what we paid for. 267 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:40,760 What are you talking about? 268 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,631 Uh... 269 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,589 The dryer's broken and that is why 270 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,809 we're drying our towels on the kitchen table. 271 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,943 You put that nasty thing where you eat? 272 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,599 Fine, I'll knock five dollars off. 273 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,384 And also... 274 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,603 And also, this blender's broken. 275 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,347 That was your blender. 276 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,393 [Colby sneezes] 277 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,786 What was that? 278 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:10,398 That was the number one reason we're not paying rent. 279 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,356 This place is haunted! 280 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,666 Does the ghost have any money? 281 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,848 Ugh. How am I supposed to find the real Starling 282 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,197 with all these fake Starlings? 283 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,896 No fair! 284 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,333 You used your powers to run away from me. 285 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,552 What? I don't have superspeed. 286 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:38,208 Oh. Then I am really out of shape. 287 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,909 Hey, look at those people in line. 288 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,606 they're all dressed as Havoc. 289 00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,956 I have fans? 290 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,829 Yeah! 291 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,614 Talk about an ego boost. 292 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:56,052 Doesn't it make you wanna beat the rush and head on home? 293 00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,490 I had no idea there were any "Havoc Heads" out there. 294 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,841 That's what I assume they call themselves. 295 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,626 I thought the world was laughing at me. 296 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,236 But seeing my fans here make me realize 297 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,411 I'm still respected. 298 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,370 Worshipped even. 299 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,808 Get in line, Hartley, bow down. 300 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:17,857 Or, instead, how about we head on home? 301 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,163 -Hello, ColossaCon. -[cheering] 302 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:21,730 [Hartley] It's Starling! 303 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:25,038 Wait, why does her stage look like a rooftop? 304 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,213 Uh... 305 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,041 Beats me. 306 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,869 She's recreating the meme! 307 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,175 That's why those people are dressed like me! 308 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,917 They're not my fans, they're making fun of me! 309 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,224 Wait, is that why you're dressed like me? 310 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,879 No! I would never do that to you. 311 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,316 Clearance bin. Remember? 312 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,929 She's charging people to recreate the meme 313 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,496 that ruined my life? 314 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,325 Time to put my plan in motion and get even. 315 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,195 Come on, Hartley. 316 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,675 It's go time. 317 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:55,677 Argh! 318 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:57,635 Wait. 319 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,987 That Captian Valor looks really familiar. 320 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:02,771 Is that...? 321 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,468 Jake? 322 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,732 [upbeat rock plays] 323 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,521 Jake? 324 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:18,047 No, you're mistaken, I'm Captain Valor. 325 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,094 Hi. 326 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,445 You said villains shouldn't be at ColossaCon! 327 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,360 Is this ColossaCon? 328 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,014 [chuckles] I must be in the wrong room. 329 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,319 I'm supposed to be at the Pembleton Wedding. 330 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,235 Why are you here? 331 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,846 And why are you in line to meet Starling? 332 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,458 [chuckles] I thought about what Amy said 333 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,460 and you know, she's right. We're normal people now 334 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,680 so I figured I'd come meet Starling as a normal person, 335 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,813 to try to get some superhero intel, you know, 336 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,206 make sure they're not tracking our family 337 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,468 and throw them off our trail if they are. 338 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,469 I'm protecting us! 339 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,951 I think the real question is what are you doing here?! 340 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,736 I can't believe you let her out! 341 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,216 [scoffs] I'm sorry! 342 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,174 She was my first hostage! 343 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,395 You know, it's your fault anyways. 344 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,092 -You know you shouldn't left me there alone. -How is it my fault? 345 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,268 She was handcuffed to the stairs, you could've just left her... 346 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,922 It's really not that hard. 347 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,184 -What do you mean? -Wait, where'd she go? 348 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,361 I don't know. 349 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:12,667 -But we have to find her. -Right. 350 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:14,669 I mean, uh... 351 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,019 Captain Valor to the rescue! 352 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,544 Give it up, Jake. Nobody's buying it. 353 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:25,810 [upbeat rock plays] 354 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,900 You really expect me to believe this place is haunted? 355 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,554 [electricity crackling] 356 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,256 How else do you explain that toaster? 357 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,476 It doubles as a fireplace. You should be paying me more. 358 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,132 Okay, Colby. 359 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,613 Your mom and Celia will be here any minute. 360 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,963 If you ever wanted to use your powers to help your family, 361 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,356 now's your chance. 362 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,358 -Celia! -Rent! 363 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,622 And we'll pay you. Let me just go grab my wallet. 364 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,493 Make it fast. Bingo night. 365 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,757 That actually sounds fun, I would love to join. 366 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:00,671 We're full. 367 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,066 [Colby moans] 368 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,415 What was that? 369 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,026 That was the ghost. 370 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,680 I don't know. Sounds like a tape recorder or something. 371 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,118 [Colby moans] 372 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,728 Oh, that sounds like a ghost to me. 373 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:17,123 -I'm telling you, it is not-- -[Colby] I am a ghost! 374 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,865 Ugh! Get this thing off me! 375 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,826 -Ahh! Ooh! -[Vic and Eva laugh] 376 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,698 See? This place is haunted! 377 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:28,917 Okay, okay. 378 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,573 There's something I didn't tell you when you rented this place. 379 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,836 Someone died here. 380 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,098 [both] What?! 381 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,536 Okay! Lots of people died here! 382 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,105 Please tell me. 383 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,541 It took me years to find someone 384 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,543 who was willing live in this place after the... 385 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,067 incident. 386 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,159 Will you excuse us for a second? 387 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,161 I'm good with it if you are. 388 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,380 I hate the place more now. 389 00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,730 How about we pay half? 390 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,123 Sure, fine. Whatever. 391 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,561 [sighs] I'm gonna go home and burn all my towels. 392 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,132 Wow, she was really scared. 393 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,265 Her palms were super sweaty! 394 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,703 -[Colby] Really, dude? -Sorry, I forgot. 395 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:25,104 Remember, you are an evil-doer who just ate rooftop. 396 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,323 So let the defeat wash over you. 397 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,242 [chuckles] 398 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,115 I'm about to let the Chrominite wash over you. 399 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,426 I can't believe you let her get away again! 400 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,212 [scoffs] You know, for someone trying to be a better person, 401 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,214 you sure do like to blame people. 402 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,130 I know. Bad parents. I blame them. 403 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,088 Look! 404 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,222 Oh, no! She's got the Chrominite. 405 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,180 We have to stop her. I'll have to use my super-strength. 406 00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,138 Cover me! 407 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,618 [epic music] 408 00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,794 Oh! Whoa! 409 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,275 No, no, no, no. 410 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,756 Uh-oh, not good, not good! 411 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,192 -[grunts] -Ahh! 412 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,241 Wow. Looks like someone couldn't wait to meet me. 413 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,245 Starling just saved her life! 414 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,247 What, no! That's not what happened. 415 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,423 Oh, don't feel embarrassed. 416 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,207 You fell very gracefully. 417 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,644 Have you been saved by a superhero before? 418 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,820 Hey! 419 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:32,258 Hi! Wow! 420 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,694 It's you! 421 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,739 You knew that. 422 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:38,264 -Thanks for saving my friend's life. -No, she didn't. 423 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,091 I would've been fine. Spines heal. 424 00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:43,704 [gasps] 425 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,140 Oh, my! 426 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,229 I just saved Starling's life. 427 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,404 I caught the Chrominite. 428 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,149 That's pomegranate juice. But thank you! 429 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,414 I'm ready to go now. 430 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,680 Thanks for coming, everybody! 431 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,116 -[cheering] -Wait. 432 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,249 I... 433 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,859 I came here to say thank you. 434 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,209 Oh, for what? 435 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:11,949 Uh... 436 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,262 Help! 437 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,570 I hurt my arm and I can't pull myself up! 438 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,356 Wait, please! 439 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,360 Don't let me fall. 440 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,492 I'm sorry. 441 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,762 [grunting] 442 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,244 Oh. [sighs] 443 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,335 You saved my life. 444 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,641 I'm a superhero. It's what I do. 445 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,297 Thank you. 446 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,343 Don't thank me. 447 00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,867 It's my job to make the world a safer place. 448 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,262 Maybe one day, you'll do that, too. 449 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:07,788 [whooshing] 450 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,184 Hello, for what? 451 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,448 Um, for an autograph. 452 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,145 Oh, sure. 453 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,021 Thanks. 454 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,594 Oh, Jake! Come quick! 455 00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:34,249 Amy's taking out her rage on a soft pretzel vendor! 456 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,339 There's salt and mustard everywhere! 457 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:40,821 Sure, I'll help. 458 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:44,477 It's what I do. 459 00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:48,698 [upbeat rock plays] 460 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,005 Amy, your mother and I were very upset 461 00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:52,267 you went to ColossaCon. 462 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,138 You could've put all of our lives in danger. 463 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,227 You told them? 464 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,012 Uh, didn't have to. 465 00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,361 The internet did. 466 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,363 Oh, no. There's another meme? 467 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,452 Nope! Now you're a GIF! 468 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,151 [looping yelps] 469 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,023 "Catch you later"! 470 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,288 Oh, buck up, kiddo! 471 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,508 I know things may seem bad now, 472 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,205 but at least you're not a towel. 473 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,728 [Colby] Hey! 474 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,296 Well, we should probably get some sleep. 475 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,646 Colby and I are having a hot yoga session in the morning. 476 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,300 It's gonna get damp! 477 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,432 [Colby] Wait, what?! 478 00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:30,392 No, no, no, no, no, no! Ow! Ow! Ow! 479 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,742 By the way, 480 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,831 people died here. 481 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,006 Night. 482 00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:38,966 Wait, what? 483 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,533 When? Where? How? 484 00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:45,712 Great. And I guess I'm back to being the punchline. 485 00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,018 No, you're not. 486 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:51,370 I'm actually proud of you. 487 00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:54,634 Why? Starling won. Again. 488 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:55,852 Think about it. 489 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,898 You were standing right next to her. 490 00:22:57,941 --> 00:23:00,117 At any moment, you could've just snapped. 491 00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:01,641 And gone full Havok. 492 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,425 But you didn't. 493 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:04,687 It shows growth. 494 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,689 Yeah, well. 495 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,430 Villains aren't really supposed to "grow." 496 00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:12,478 Well, Havoc's not supposed to. 497 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:14,001 But Amy is. 498 00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:16,264 Starling may have won the battle, 499 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:18,962 But by letting it go, you won the war. 500 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:20,921 Huh. 501 00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,227 I guess I never thought about it like that. 502 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:27,014 You also won the war with the pretzel vendor. 503 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:29,495 Ten dollars for bread and salt and I'm the villain?! 504 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,805 Amy, you are not gonna believe 505 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,416 what happened in your bedroom! 506 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,853 And... they're gone. 507 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,432 [Starling] I know who you are.