1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:04,091 [rock music playing] 2 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:06,963 Mom, can you sign this? 3 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:09,748 Turns out you can't be late in school 32 days in a row. 4 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:13,622 Amy, when did you start going to school? 5 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:17,756 Good morning, everybody. 6 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:18,975 Is that Colby? 7 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,977 I thought he was stuck as a towel. 8 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,587 He was. Then this morning, 9 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,372 he randomly shape shifted into that. 10 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:26,200 I'm a sledgehammer. 11 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:28,941 And you're bragging about it? 12 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,682 We need you to turn into something cool. 13 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:32,902 You're like the cottage cheese of shape shifting. 14 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:35,252 Oh, what's in the bag? 15 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:37,907 Oh, just some stuff I'm throwing away. 16 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,084 I'm trying to declutter my life of unnecessary things. 17 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:43,565 Oh, me, too. And yet you're still here. 18 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,699 Hey, have you [indistinct] if you notice 19 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:50,093 Jake's been acting weird the past couple of days? 20 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:52,356 We're no weirder than usual. 21 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:55,142 I mean who am I to say? My son's a sledgehammer. 22 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:01,931 STARLING: I know who you are. 23 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:08,764 -I'll take it from here. -[gasps] 24 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:11,680 I always sift through you trash to make sure 25 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,421 everything's properly recycled. 26 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,466 Oh, by the way, 27 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,425 can you tell your mom the mirror that she clipped off 28 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:20,906 the neighbor's car isn't biodegradable? 29 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,778 Another one? 30 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:24,823 I really got to start hiding her keys. 31 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:27,870 Hartley, I really appreciate it 32 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,481 but I can divide my own trash. 33 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:32,527 No, really, I don't mind. 34 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:36,096 No. Seriously, I--I've got it. 35 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:38,533 Let go off the bag, Jake. 36 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,361 You let go of the bag, Hartley. 37 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:43,233 [grunts] 38 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,802 HARTLEY: A-ha! I knew it. 39 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:48,108 Paper! 40 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:53,809 Wait, what are you doing with Starling's autograph? 41 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,333 And how does she know who you are? 42 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,467 -She knows who you are? -Shhh. 43 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:03,949 As in she knows you're Chaos, the Supervillain? 44 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,603 Apparently. 45 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:08,867 But let's focus on what's really important here. 46 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:10,391 Should we be separating Dad's uranium 47 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:11,870 from the plastic bottles? 48 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:16,614 [theme music playing] 49 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:28,104 [rock music playing] 50 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,326 I'm so confused. 51 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,241 If Starling knows who you really are, 52 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:36,156 why didn't she lock you up at ColossalCon? 53 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:37,983 Oh, beats me. 54 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:39,637 But it wouldn't be the first time she's let me go. 55 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:41,204 What are you talking about? 56 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:43,206 There was this battle and when Green Talon 57 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:44,381 knocked me off the side of a building, 58 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:45,904 I couldn't climb back up. 59 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:47,863 So I begged Starling for help. 60 00:02:47,993 --> 00:02:49,865 -And-- -She saved your life. 61 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,475 -Yeah. And-- -And that's why you're trying 62 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,216 -to become a better person. -Yeah. And-- 63 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,261 And you wanted to talk to her because you knew that she-- 64 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:55,653 Can I please tell my story? 65 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,352 I'm pretty sure that's why she didn't do 66 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,831 anything at ColossalCon. 67 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:01,355 She was looking out for me again. 68 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,008 Yeah. 69 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,141 I don't think Starling would turn her back 70 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:07,143 on a bunch of supervillains living in the suburbs. 71 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:10,146 And I know who you are could mean anything. 72 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:13,323 You're right. I didn't even think about that. 73 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:14,716 What if she's rounding up all the superheroes 74 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:16,108 to ambush my family? 75 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,849 There's only one way to find out. 76 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,677 Live each day in fear of an ambush? 77 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:23,899 No. You have to find Starling and ask her. 78 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:26,728 She always says that anyone could become a better person. 79 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:29,034 You have to tell her she's the reason you changed. 80 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:30,645 But how am I supposed to find her? 81 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:32,951 Her socials say that she's still in Texas 82 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:34,866 filming a commercial for her new sneakers. 83 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:37,782 -We can go to the set. -Okay. 84 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,350 Just promise you won't tell my family about this, 85 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:41,656 especially Amy. 86 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,919 Whoa! Amy is my BFF. 87 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,660 We don't keep secrets from each other. 88 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:48,010 You saw what she did at ColossalCon. 89 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,707 If Starling is letting us off the hook, 90 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,492 do you really wanna be the reason that Amy 91 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,233 goes berserk and puts us all in danger? 92 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,322 Nope. 93 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,498 Then welcome to the dark side. 94 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:02,067 Amy, look at you on the porch 95 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,634 with me and Jake. 96 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:05,288 It's a porch party! 97 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:07,899 You're acting weird. 98 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,294 You wear boots to the beach. 99 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:12,948 I think we're all a little weird. 100 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:15,516 I was thinking we could check out 101 00:04:15,646 --> 00:04:16,647 the new hair salon downtown. 102 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,258 To have them do our hair? 103 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,216 No, to make fun of everyone else's. 104 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:22,305 Oh, okay, sure. 105 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,133 Uh, just give me a few hours. 106 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,875 I have something to do first. It's important. 107 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,529 What could be more important than shaming women 108 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,748 who spent $300 on a haircut? 109 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:33,316 Uh, we have to help Sunshine Club 110 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:34,578 down at the Senior Center. 111 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:36,058 Yeah, okay. You lost me at help. 112 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,412 I'm just saying, Colby, if you don't have eyes, 113 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,675 I don't think you should get to pick what we watch. 114 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,679 Good afternoon, everyone. 115 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,464 Celia. 116 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,422 Friendly reminder, just 'cause you have a key, 117 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,642 it doesn't mean you get to walk in here whenever you like. 118 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,818 You're right. I'm so sorry. 119 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,386 I should also take my shoes off, 120 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,126 wouldn't wanna scuff your floors. 121 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:03,738 Okay, something's up. 122 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,305 Red flag one, she's never nice. 123 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,307 Red flag two, she never apologizes. 124 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,047 Red flag three, have you seen those feet? 125 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:13,138 Hope you don't mind a bunion or two. 126 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:15,837 I keep trying to shave these suckers down 127 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,013 but I'm just a buni gal. 128 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:22,234 Celia, you're in an awfully good mood. 129 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,932 Someone die? 130 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,542 [laughs] No. 131 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:28,676 I just had lunch with my gentleman, Finn Roberts. 132 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,242 It was lovely. 133 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,462 We laughed and laughed. 134 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,812 And then we under tipped. 135 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,858 Hey, Celia. 136 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,425 Wow, look at those feet. 137 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,253 Have you seen Hartley? It's been hours. 138 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:42,907 She and Jake should have been back by now. 139 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,735 -I'll text her. -[cell phone chimes] 140 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:47,738 Oh! Robert just sent me 141 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:50,132 another flirty text message. 142 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:52,656 "Hello, Celia." 143 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,572 I think we all know what that means. 144 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:58,270 -Pretty sure it means-- -Mind your own business. 145 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:02,840 I mean, see you all later. 146 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:04,712 Sure you will. 147 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,801 When we least expect it. 148 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:11,458 Oh, look, Celia forgot her notebook. 149 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,417 It's her secrets. 150 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,201 But do we think's in here? 151 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:18,290 Unless she's really clever, 152 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,075 I'm guessing secrets. 153 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:22,991 Wait, no, no, no! 154 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,994 We shouldn't invade her privacy. 155 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,909 But also, who cares? Let's read. 156 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:32,740 Um, "I have the greatest granddaughter. 157 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,263 So full of love and hope." 158 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,004 Snooze. Get to the good stuff. 159 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,791 Um, oh, "But there's something I've hidden from her, 160 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,532 something I've hidden from the world. 161 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:45,579 When I was young, I robbed a casino 162 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,885 and stashed the cash in the walls 163 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,409 of my rental house." 164 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,280 Celia robbed a casino? 165 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,803 Celia was young? 166 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:55,719 Wait, we live in her rental house, 167 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:58,156 which means that cash is stashed somewhere in here. 168 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:01,072 -We have to find it. -Of course we do. 169 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:02,813 But we won't take it off. 170 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,642 We need to leave her some to get those hobbit feet fixed. 171 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:09,080 [rock music playing] 172 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,781 I can't believe I get to hang out 173 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,478 with Starling twice in a week. 174 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:18,263 At this point, we're basically friends. 175 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:20,570 Hartley, I really don't think meeting a person twice 176 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,920 -makes you friends. -I said we're friends. 177 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,793 Okay. 178 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,577 Starling's commercial shoot is right over there. 179 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:30,537 But how are we gonna get past security? 180 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:33,191 You know I don't like to lie to people. 181 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,977 Yeah. Well, neither do I, but I'm going to. 182 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:37,674 So follow my lead. 183 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,505 Where do you think you're going? 184 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,376 Everyone needs an ID badge. 185 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,728 We're crew members and we're here to work. 186 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,338 So if you'll look excuse us, we have a lot to do. 187 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,167 Oh, so you're on the crew. 188 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:54,169 What do you do? 189 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:55,910 I... 190 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,303 am the guy who does the little clap work thing 191 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:00,044 for the camera. You know, 192 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,960 take one, take two, take three. 193 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:04,484 I could keep going if you'd like. 194 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,312 There's a name for that position. 195 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,966 Wanna tell me what it is? 196 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:10,402 -Clap guy? -No. 197 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:11,578 -Mr. Clappy? -No. 198 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:12,579 -Clappy Makes Slappy? -Get out. 199 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:13,797 Already gone. 200 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:22,197 That was crazy. 201 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:24,852 I've never stuck in anywhere before. 202 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,593 What a rush. 203 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,986 I think I need to lie down. 204 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:30,901 Not right now. We have to find Starling. 205 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:33,425 And here she is. Hi. 206 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,124 Wow, you again. Twice in one week. 207 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,213 Yeah. What are the odds? 208 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,476 Hey there. 209 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:43,958 You're pretty. Can I pet you? 210 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,351 No. 211 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:48,484 But I can send you one of my dolls. 212 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,531 Um, we didn't really get a chance 213 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,141 to talk at ColossalCon, so I figured that-- 214 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,404 Oh, yeah. I get pulled in so many different directions 215 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,753 at those things. 216 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,886 Interviews, autographs, meeting. 217 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,888 Okay, she is really petting me. 218 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:06,546 I came to tell you that because of you, 219 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,069 I've become a better person. 220 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,462 Aw, that makes me so happy. 221 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,769 Really? Oh, good, 222 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,684 because I was worried that after you saw me at ColossalCon, 223 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,773 you might try and hurt my family. 224 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,688 [laughs] Why would I do that? 225 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,690 I'm so sorry, Starling. They snuck in. 226 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:23,650 Oh, that's okay, Jackson. I know him. I saved his life. 227 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,434 Actually, I saved him and his whole family 228 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,044 from a sinkhole. 229 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:28,568 Sinkhole? 230 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,395 No, he wasn't in a sinkhole. 231 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,093 You saved him when he was dangling off the-- 232 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,747 Hartley. 233 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:36,053 Would you excuse us for a bit? 234 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:37,489 [chuckles] 235 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:42,103 She doesn't know I'm Chaos, 236 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:45,541 which is a relief and kind of crazy. 237 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:48,979 I mean, how could anyone forget this chiseled jawline? 238 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,460 Well, if she doesn't know you are, 239 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,984 let's not stay long enough for her to figure it out. 240 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,683 Hey, I just had the best idea. 241 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,728 As a thank you for being my fans, 242 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,600 how would you two like to be in my commercial? 243 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:03,646 The concept is that my high tops are villain tested 244 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,692 and you would play two of the villains. 245 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:09,260 Oh, we're good, but thank you. 246 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,001 Oh, that's cute, but I'm Starling 247 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,394 and no one says no to me. 248 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,700 Wardrobe. 249 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:18,052 Well, at least we don't have to keep it a secret from Amy 250 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,228 because I'm pretty sure she's gonna find out 251 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:21,838 when she sees us on TV. 252 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,975 [upbeat music playing] 253 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,367 This is bad. 254 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:30,891 If my parents see me in a commercial 255 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,675 with a superhero, they'll disown me. 256 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,503 And if Amy finds out I'm here, she'll-- 257 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,896 [cell phone chimes] 258 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,246 It's her. 259 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,422 She's asking where I am. 260 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,554 Now she's asking if I'm with you. 261 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,513 Now I'm taking too long to respond. 262 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,821 -Let's get out of here. -Here are your badges. 263 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,040 I didn't catch your name, so I put friend of Starling. 264 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,695 And any friend of Starling is a friend of mine, 265 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,741 but I'm still watching you, Clappy Makes Slappy. 266 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,614 Uh, thanks, but we were just leaving. 267 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,138 Oh, you're not going anywhere. 268 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:03,227 No one says no to Starling. 269 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,925 Yeah? 270 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,361 Well, there's a first time for everything. 271 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,972 Starling, Clappy's on the run. 272 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,974 Aw, are you nervous? 273 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,323 Don't be. 274 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:15,065 I'll teach you how to act like villains. 275 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,633 I have a lot of experience from kicking their butts. 276 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,809 [laughs] I bet you do. 277 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,334 [rock music playing] 278 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,948 I made this device to locate Celia's loot. 279 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,515 It's like an X-ray machine that would double the radiation, 280 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,387 you know, just for fun. 281 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,696 [device beeping] 282 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,175 [knocks] I found it. 283 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,873 There's a box hidden in this wall. 284 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,135 We're gonna be rich. 285 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,315 Colby, you're so lucky you can't see this. 286 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,448 Wait. 287 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,929 How are we supposed to get to it? 288 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,716 COLBY: I may not have eyes, 289 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,022 but I can tell you're all staring at me. 290 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,242 Son, this is going to hurt us 291 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,070 more than it's going to hurt you. 292 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,854 Yeah, probably not. 293 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,118 COLBY: Ow! Ow! 294 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,860 You know you only needed to break a small section. 295 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:13,254 I don't do small. 296 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,300 -COLBY: Ow! -[panting] 297 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,825 What? There's a box. 298 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,348 Okay. 299 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,004 The money must be inside. 300 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,006 [both laughs] 301 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,485 Old letters? 302 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,313 Pictures? What is this junk? 303 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,620 Looks like a time capsule full of someone's... 304 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,579 -precious mementos. -Like I said, what is this junk? 305 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,582 Great. All that and nothing to show for it 306 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:38,932 but a huge hole in the wall. 307 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,455 You know what that means? 308 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:43,327 Yep, I'm gonna keep smashing. 309 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,026 [knocks on door] 310 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,768 CELIA: Yoo-hoo, neighbors! 311 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,291 Oh, no, Celia. 312 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,946 CELIA: I brought treats. 313 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,122 All right. Someone clearly Freaky Fridayed her. 314 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:59,039 [rock music playing] 315 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,041 Okay. So the key to being a villain 316 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,217 is that you're vile, annoying, 317 00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,175 and you don't care about anyone but yourself. 318 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,177 I wouldn't say all villains are like that. 319 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,919 Yeah, well, you haven't met Havoc. 320 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,529 Nope, sure haven't, 321 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,096 from what I hear, she's awful. 322 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:16,186 [laughter] 323 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,622 I think we're ready for the stunt. 324 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,711 A stunt? 325 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,366 Yeah, my high tops are villain tested, 326 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,455 which means they kick villain butt. 327 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,328 Let's do this. 328 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,244 DIRECTOR: And action. 329 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,202 High tops activate. 330 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,291 What's happening? What's activating? 331 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,467 [screams] 332 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,166 DIRECTOR: Cut. 333 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,863 That was great. 334 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,822 Now let's kick them from the front! 335 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,522 Lucky I wore my new Starling high tops 336 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,306 to the top of this volcano. 337 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:52,179 Time for one final stop. 338 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,963 No, please don't. 339 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,225 DIRECTOR: Cut. 340 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,838 Come on, you can do better than that. 341 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,491 You're hanging from a volcano 342 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,493 and the world's most powerful superhero's 343 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,234 about to stomp you out. 344 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,583 Let's see that fear. 345 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,630 And action. 346 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,415 No, please, don't let me fall! 347 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,678 More. 348 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,246 No, please, don't let me fall! 349 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,509 I wanna see the most scared you've ever been. 350 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,861 No, please, don't let me fall! 351 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,778 Help. I can't pull myself up. 352 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:30,521 Please, don't let me fall. I'm sorry. 353 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:34,308 You're not the kid I saved from the sinkhole. 354 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:37,354 You're... Chaos! 355 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,055 Please tell me we're still acting. 356 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:46,407 [rock music playing] 357 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,322 How could you invade my commercial? 358 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,584 I thought you knew who I was. 359 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,238 That is what you wrote on my autograph. 360 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,630 I thought you were someone else. 361 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,110 You are a superhero. 362 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,503 How do you not know the difference between... 363 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,548 the people you save and a villain? 364 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,334 Fake villain. 365 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,076 He's an actor, just committing to the role. 366 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,602 Look, I told you my schedule is hectic. 367 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,647 I do six ColossalCons a month 368 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:13,086 plus talk shows, podcasts, and the occasional bar mitzvah. 369 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,306 -Seriously? -I like a good party. 370 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:20,832 My point is I can't keep track of everyone. 371 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,139 But now that I know who you really are, 372 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,794 what the heck are you doing in Texas? 373 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,841 My family's hiding out from Onyx. 374 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,497 Wait, are you a supervillain, too? 375 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,196 No, I'm his neighbor, 376 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,937 but I could be your neighbor. 377 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,590 You just have to tell me where you live. 378 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,636 Oh, we're not doing that. 379 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:46,989 Wait, you still haven't told me why you came to see me. 380 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,339 To tell you that when you saved my life, 381 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,254 I decided just stop being a villain 382 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,952 and become a better person. 383 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,389 I'm happy to hear that. 384 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,782 But I can't just let a family of supervillains 385 00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,742 live among innocent civilians. 386 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:04,615 I'm sorry, but I have to turn you in. 387 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,709 [rock music playing] 388 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,103 Hmm. These lemon bars are great, Celia. 389 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,410 Thanks. I baked them for Robert. 390 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:19,935 Apparently, lemons make him frisky. 391 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,376 I'm here to ask, have you seen my notebook? 392 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,074 I can't find it anywhere. 393 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,771 Uh, no. 394 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,340 Maybe you accidentally hid it somewhere. 395 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,124 Speaking of which, where do you like 396 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,778 to hide things? 397 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,000 Because it's clearly not in there. 398 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,916 Why is there a hole in my wall? 399 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,136 It's your house, you tell us. 400 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,183 I was having such a good day 401 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,794 and I've got to draft an eviction notice. 402 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:55,492 Still a good day. 403 00:16:56,711 --> 00:17:00,976 Wait. Uh, the reason there's a hole is... 404 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,327 we were looking for the money you hid in the walls, 405 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,242 you know, after your casino heist. 406 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,548 Casino heist? 407 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,158 Pretending to know nothing. 408 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,117 That's a page out of my book. 409 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,468 We found your journal 410 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,253 and read about your secrets of your dark past. 411 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:20,561 [laughs] That isn't a journal. 412 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:23,477 It's a novel I wrote for my creative writing class. 413 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,044 That's where I met Robert. 414 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,785 And if you believe my story, 415 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,440 then it must be good enough to get published. 416 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,225 Heck, I'm gonna be rich! 417 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,705 [laughs] 418 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,494 Does that mean we don't have to pay for the wall? 419 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,236 Oh, you're still paying for that wall. 420 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,020 And the lemon bars. 421 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:49,111 [rock music playing] 422 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,335 Starling, please don't turn them in. 423 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,640 They're my friends. 424 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,947 I'm sorry, but I have no choice. 425 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,384 Look, if you're gonna turn in anyone, let it be me. 426 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,343 My family doesn't even know I came here. 427 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:07,347 Starling, you always said that anyone 428 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,175 can be a better person. 429 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,133 All he and his family have ever known 430 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,483 is being supervillains, 431 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,442 but they can learn to change. 432 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:18,358 Please, give them that chance. 433 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,883 Starling, look out. 434 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,585 You just saved her life. 435 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,292 Uh... 436 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,773 what's going on? 437 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:45,733 She just paused the space-time continuum. 438 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,170 That's my favorite power of yours. 439 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:53,132 Wow, I guess you really have become a better person. 440 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,004 Do you know how much trouble I'll be in 441 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,528 if the superheroes found out that I knew your family 442 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,140 was hiding here and didn't do anything about it? 443 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,490 Not as much trouble as I'll be in 444 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,882 if my family finds out I'm a better person 445 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,536 because of a superhero. 446 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:12,760 Well then I guess we'll both be keeping secrets. 447 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:15,806 [scoffs] 448 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,244 Yeah, I guess so. 449 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,420 I know you'll probably never tell your sister Havoc 450 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,465 about this, but if you do, 451 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,815 can you please take a video so I could see her face? 452 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,426 Deal. 453 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,213 You should probably go. 454 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,736 Right. 455 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,437 Could I maybe get your number, 456 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,178 you know, in case I'm ever tempted 457 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,745 to go bad again, I could just give you a call? 458 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,444 Yeah, I guess I can do that. 459 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:45,880 I should probably take yours, too, 460 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,360 you know, just to make sure 461 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,710 you're staying on the right path. 462 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,495 While we're at it, can I get your number too? 463 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:55,194 Aw, no. 464 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,210 Starling, you okay? 465 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,516 Yeah. 466 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:16,606 I'm great. 467 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,265 It's very nice of you to have your friend over 468 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,006 to fix the hole in the wall, Celia. 469 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,964 It's more for me than it is for you. 470 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,011 Lemon bar? 471 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,056 My favorite? 472 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,537 Sweet and sour just like you. 473 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,976 Okay. I should be able to patch this up in no time. 474 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,935 -Easy-peasy. -Oh, wonderful. 475 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,632 Oh, it's certainly gonna be great having someone 476 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,330 who works in construction around here. 477 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,332 [laughter] 478 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,072 I'm working construction? 479 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,248 Oh, what do you do? 480 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,771 Didn't Celia tell you? 481 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,730 I'm the Chief of Police. 482 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:59,214 Of course you are. 483 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,912 Oh, you must be very busy catching criminals 484 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,871 that are not in this house. 485 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,482 Not saying that they would be, because why would they be? 486 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,789 Aren't you two gonna be late for your creative writing class? 487 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,967 We'll just have to find our own handyman. 488 00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:16,927 Oh, no, he'll be fixing all sorts of things around here. 489 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,581 He'll be here all the time. 490 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,366 I might start breaking things myself 491 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:21,758 just to keep him around. 492 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:24,979 Fine by me. 493 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:28,417 Oh, I brought some sandpaper. 494 00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:31,638 -For the wall? -Nope, for your feet. 495 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,815 You know what they say, 496 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:38,122 the way to a woman's heart is through her bunions. 497 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:42,866 And buckle up, Bobby, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. 498 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,526 Well, look, who finally showed up. 499 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,136 Sorry, Amy. I know we're supposed 500 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,834 -to hang out but-- -Save it. 501 00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:55,792 You two have been acting weird all day then you disappear 502 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,664 and expect me to not know what's going on? 503 00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:00,667 I know exactly what you've been up to. 504 00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:01,885 -You do? -You do? 505 00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:03,844 Yup. 506 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,236 My birthday is coming up and you're out 507 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,716 shopping for a gift. 508 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,414 [laughter] 509 00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,633 -Busted. -You got us. 510 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,419 So help me. If I get a gift card, 511 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,116 there will be blood. 512 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:18,293 [rock music playing]