1 00:00:02,263 --> 00:00:04,656 [rock music playing] 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,050 So, I figured out a way 3 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:09,009 to stop confusing those twin sisters at school. 4 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,011 Ignore them both. Problem solved. 5 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,404 Uh-huh. 6 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,015 Are you even listening to me? 7 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:16,233 Uh-huh. 8 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,452 [screams] 9 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:19,280 -Amy! -Uh, see? 10 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,543 If you've been paying attention, you would've seen that coming. 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,762 [sighs] Sorry. 12 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:26,113 I was looking at that kid over there in the hoodie. 13 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,549 He seem lonely. 14 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,377 And weird. 15 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:31,553 Which probably explains the lonely part. [chuckles] 16 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:34,121 Maybe I should go over and say hi. 17 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,426 Oh, right. 'Cause when I see someone 18 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:37,080 clearly trying to avoid people, 19 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,213 my first instinct is to always go and say hi. 20 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,563 Well, maybe they're shy, 21 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:42,999 like you when you first moved here. 22 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,566 I was not shy. 23 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:46,524 I was standoffish and hostile. 24 00:00:46,611 --> 00:00:48,091 There's a difference. 25 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:50,963 [sighs] I'm going over to introduce myself. 26 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,965 -You can come or not. -I choose not. 27 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,054 -You're coming. -Okay. 28 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,881 Then why even give me a choice? 29 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,016 Hi there. [chuckles] 30 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,757 We wanted to welcome you to Valley View. 31 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:02,975 I'm Hartley. 32 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:05,587 See? I told you. 33 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:07,632 Just leave him alone. Sorry to bother you. 34 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,026 STARLING: Amy, wait. 35 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:15,727 Starling? 36 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:18,382 [audience clamors] 37 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:21,994 [theme music playing] 38 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:35,095 [rock music playing] 39 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,271 Starling? What are you doing here? 40 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,360 Did you finally come to your senses 41 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,231 and realize we should be besties? 42 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:42,319 No. 43 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,409 And I don't know how you got my number 44 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:47,281 but you need to stop calling. 45 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:49,979 What was with the disguise? 46 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:52,112 Shame of being a superhero finally set in? 47 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,550 I came to warn you. 48 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:57,291 The superheroes received intel 49 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:59,162 that you and your family are on the run. 50 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:00,337 What? 51 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:01,947 I knew it. 52 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:03,862 She turned us in and Jake fell right into her trap. 53 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,560 I didn't turn you in. 54 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:06,648 Come here. 55 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:11,131 The superheroes were going through old security footage 56 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,611 from Centropolis and they saw me save Jake 57 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:16,048 from falling off that building back when he was still Chaos. 58 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,702 Well, you're a superhero. 59 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,530 What were you supposed to do, let him fall? 60 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:22,185 Hmm? I would have had that same moral debate. 61 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:25,275 It was the "not turning him in" part 62 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:26,929 that they had a problem with. 63 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:28,322 Now, the superheroes think 64 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:29,888 I'm helping your family hide out. 65 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:31,890 -So tell them you're not. -I did. 66 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:33,718 But then, they confiscated my phone 67 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:36,199 and they found all of my text messages with Jake 68 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:37,418 from the last few months. 69 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:39,289 [chuckles] Yikes! 70 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,943 How many kissy face emojis do they have to sift through? 71 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,684 Three hundred and fifty-seven. 72 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,600 And then they questioned me, 73 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:48,037 but I refused to give you up, 74 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,952 so they banished me 75 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,084 from the superhero community forever. 76 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,000 Huh. I always thought you'd grow old as a superhero. 77 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,351 You know, still flying around in the sky 78 00:02:57,438 --> 00:03:00,310 but, like, 10 miles an hour below the speed limit. 79 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:04,009 Wow. All those times I tried to take you down, 80 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:06,708 and my brother ended up doing it accidentally. 81 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,927 Technically, that's still a win for me. 82 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,842 And now that you know, 83 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,627 I should go start my new life on my own. 84 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:15,369 Wait, 85 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:16,979 what about your superhero family? 86 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:19,286 I had to leave them behind. 87 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,201 I didn't want them to get in trouble for helping me. 88 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:23,899 Well, at least let me call Jake 89 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,379 so he can come and say goodbye to you. 90 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:26,902 No way. 91 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:28,382 If he finds out that they kicked me out 92 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:29,948 because of him, he'll wanna fight them 93 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:32,168 which could lead to bad things for all of us. 94 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:35,171 I don't think Jake would risk his family's safety. 95 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,086 By doing something stupid to save someone else? 96 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:38,435 Yeah, he totally would. 97 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,395 I should go before he sees me. 98 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:43,571 Starling, wait. 99 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,443 We can't turn our backs on her. 100 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:47,836 The superheroes tossed her out 101 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,533 for protecting you and your family. 102 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,274 You're right. 103 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,233 We should kick in five bucks each for a bus ticket. 104 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,973 That'll at least get her to Louisiana. 105 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,889 She needs our help. 106 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,544 Starling, you can stay with me 107 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,372 while you figure out your next move. 108 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,418 Oh, you can have my bed and I'll take my sleeping bag. 109 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,071 It has your face on it. 110 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:08,204 Oh, you can have my pillow, too. 111 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,250 That also has your face on it. 112 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,730 I have a lot of stuff with your face on it. 113 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:14,645 Okay. Fine. 114 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:16,299 But just until I make a plan 115 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,301 and Jake cannot know that I'm here. 116 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,130 Then you better hood up 'cause he just walked in. 117 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:23,654 JAKE: Hey. 118 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,526 What's up with your friend? 119 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:26,962 Oh... 120 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:29,530 uh, she's a table sniffer. 121 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,096 Yeah, apparently it's a thing. 122 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:36,188 Yeah, everyone's doing it. [laughs] 123 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:40,584 Well, congrats, Amy, you're no longer 124 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:41,803 the weirdest one in Valley View. 125 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:47,722 [rock music playing] 126 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,289 Eva, honey, 127 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,812 I'm honored to have you 128 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:52,640 with the unveiling of my latest creation. 129 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:54,511 Oh, well, it was either this 130 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:57,209 or reruns of house pet divorce court. 131 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,517 I can't sit through another custody battle over a Corgi. 132 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:02,780 Check it out. 133 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,826 This device can shoot a laser 134 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,480 that will mimic the powers 135 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,308 of the greatest villains of our time. 136 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:09,613 You just choose the power you want 137 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:12,007 and this device will mirror it. 138 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:14,096 I call it The Mirror. 139 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,751 Wait, did you say The Mirror? 140 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,492 No, no. The Mirror. 141 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:19,754 The Mirror. 142 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,452 It's better on paper. 143 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:23,497 [laughs] 144 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:25,150 Don't you mean, The Paper? 145 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:29,546 Hey, Celia just stopped me 146 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,026 and said she's really upset at Jake 147 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:32,332 for what he did outside her window this morning. 148 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:33,768 Hmm. Stop right there. 149 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,160 I don't wanna know what he was doing. 150 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,249 He was rearranging our garden gnomes 151 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,947 into very inappropriate poses. 152 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,080 Oh, that's both better and worse 153 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:43,865 than what I was thinking. 154 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:45,345 No, that's impossible. 155 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,651 Jake spent the morning LARPing with me. 156 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:50,350 So now we're all just doing embarrassing things? 157 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,440 Celia insists it was Jake. 158 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:55,006 Or as she likes to call him, 159 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,139 "The boy that shakes when he talks to me." 160 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,620 Oh, no. 161 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,883 There's only one explanation for this. 162 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,493 Bad Jake is back. 163 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,016 Hey, what do you mean he's back? 164 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,714 I thought you vaporized him. 165 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,498 Yeah. He may have escaped 166 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:09,804 before I had the chance and I just didn't tell you. 167 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:11,458 But to be fair, 168 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,068 hiding things from you wasn't my wedding vows. 169 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,680 Right. So now everyone thinks our son 170 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,813 is doing villainous things around the town. 171 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,467 This could blow our secret. 172 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:23,557 Don't worry. I'll track him down. 173 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,907 I'll put him in my trusty nano-cuffs. 174 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,475 Even Bad Jake's super strength can't break these. 175 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,215 Really? Then how did Hartley break out of home 176 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:32,043 to go find Amy at Colossal Con? 177 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:35,220 Son, we've covered this, helpful or hurtful? 178 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,442 Hurtful is always funnier. 179 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:43,141 Anyway, once I slapped the nano-cuffs on Bad Jake, 180 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:44,534 we'll bring him down here. 181 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:45,709 We'll use The Mirror. 182 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:47,276 A name I standby by the way. 183 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,235 We'll vaporize him for good. 184 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:51,976 Cool. I can help track him down. 185 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:53,935 Shouldn't be too hard, considering he's been wearing 186 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:56,328 the same clothes for the past three months 187 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,330 and the same underwear. 188 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,898 Sorry, Colby. This is big boy stuff. 189 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:02,334 You just stand back and marvel 190 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,988 as your father saves the day once again. 191 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,860 Too bad you couldn't do it the first time. 192 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,339 Then we wouldn't have to spend our day 193 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,516 chasing around Jake's creepy clone. 194 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:12,649 Again, Colby, helpful or hurtful? 195 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:16,958 [rock music playing] 196 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,134 Okay, Starling, coast is clear. 197 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:25,401 Do you really think this thing is gonna hide me from Jake? 198 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:26,750 Oh, I know it will. 199 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,099 Every time my grandma wants me 200 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,579 to clean my room, I just slap 201 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,407 on this bush costume and hide outside. 202 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,540 She's never found me. 203 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,281 That explains a lot about you. 204 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,502 Where did you even get this crazy costume? 205 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,939 Oh, I played a bush in three different school plays. 206 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,158 The Valley View Times said it was like 207 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:44,464 they didn't even know I was there. 208 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,292 Nailed it. 209 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:50,208 I'm glad you two found each other. 210 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:54,256 Yeah. Well, anyway, I've come up with some great ideas 211 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:56,040 to get you out of our lives quickly. 212 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:58,347 It all starts with you strapped to a rocket 213 00:07:58,434 --> 00:07:59,653 hurdling towards Mars. 214 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:02,873 Oh, if that doesn't work, I have seven other ideas. 215 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,832 Do they all end with me on another planet? 216 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,398 They do, yeah. 217 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:11,142 Look, well, I appreciate all of your help. 218 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,753 I think it's best if I just head out. 219 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:15,886 The longer I stay here, the more likely Jake will find me. 220 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:18,541 Oh, he's coming. Hide! 221 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,937 Hey, yo, peeps. 222 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,416 Everything off the chain? 223 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:27,550 Yeah, I hear it and I'll stop. 224 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:30,292 What are you up to? 225 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:32,512 Just bumped into Celia. She's really mad at me. 226 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,775 But when I asked her why, she just growled and said, 227 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,690 "Hands off my gnome, sicko!" 228 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,823 STARLING: [sneezes] 229 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,259 Did that bush just sneeze? 230 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,655 Is that bush wearing sneakers? 231 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:47,962 Yeah. Yeah. 232 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:50,138 It's a special bush native to Texas. 233 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:52,227 It's the, uh... 234 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,837 the sneezing sneaker bush. 235 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,884 They're kind of endangered, so if you try to touch it, 236 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:58,842 it's our civic duty to report you 237 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:01,671 to the local Fish and Game Commission 238 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,978 and trust me, no one wants to go to fish jail. 239 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,632 Nope. 240 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,416 You're hiding something. 241 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,810 No, no. 242 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,333 Let me go! 243 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,464 -No! -[grunts] 244 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:14,902 Starling? 245 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,730 Surprise! 246 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,255 Some people just aren't cut out to be a bush. 247 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:23,867 [rock music playing] 248 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,874 Starling, what are you doing here? 249 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,964 Uh, she came to celebrate Earth Day. [chuckles] 250 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,576 Yup. She loves the environment. 251 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:39,013 That is why we are both dressed like native plants. 252 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,668 You're not dressed like a plant. 253 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:42,669 -Ow! -[chuckles] 254 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,671 I'm a cactus. 255 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,542 No offense, but your credibility was shot 256 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,500 the moment you said sneezing sneaker bush. 257 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,287 This is useless. We should just tell him the truth. 258 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:56,508 -Jake, I'm here because-- -I wanted to talk. 259 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:01,122 Yeah, I felt--I felt so bad 260 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,080 about ruining your first date at the junkyard 261 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,822 that I wanted to apologize to her 262 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,258 because... 263 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,999 we are friends now. 264 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,048 Yeah. 265 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,832 Friends who don't touch each other. 266 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,268 [chuckles] 267 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,530 Hands off the leaves. 268 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:24,188 Well, now, you two can finally go 269 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,147 on your first date together. 270 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:27,322 Yup. 271 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:29,150 That's why I'm here. 272 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:32,936 So I guess it wouldn't make sense not to do it. 273 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,590 Oh, well, great. 274 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:37,158 Then I should go change into something nicer. 275 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,594 Maybe you should, too. 276 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:42,990 [rock music playing] 277 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,035 I told you the trail of garden gnomes 278 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,863 would help us capture Bad Jake. 279 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,257 He just couldn't resist. 280 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:52,782 What we had to do is spend $500 at Gnome Depot. 281 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,524 You had your freedom. 282 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,004 Can't believe you were dumb enough 283 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,222 to come right back to where you escaped. 284 00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,615 You're the one who created me. 285 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,008 Doesn't that make you the dumb one? 286 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,141 You know what? I'll answer this one for you. 287 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,143 Yes, the answer is yes. 288 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,190 Hey, why did you come back anyway? 289 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,105 Well, I was planning a destruction spree 290 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,368 but I didn't want lame Jake to get all the credit. 291 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,805 So I came back to destroy him. 292 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:18,199 Plus, I kind of miss the guy who spent four minutes raising me. 293 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,376 Aw, that's my boy. 294 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,770 Well, not really, but I'll take the fake love. 295 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,035 Wanna play a round of golf after I destroy your son? 296 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:31,212 Not sure. Eva, do we have anything this afternoon? 297 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,474 Yeah. 298 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,346 Erasing a paper trail. 299 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,740 Oh, right, right, right. 300 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,047 Let's see, one second here. 301 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,092 Synthetic son, 302 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,659 don't worry, this won't hurt a bit. 303 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,008 Mostly because you're a pile of fake flesh 304 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,444 and you can't feel pain. 305 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,360 Prepare to be vaporized. 306 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,927 [laser gun beaming] 307 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,276 BAD JAKE: [laughs] 308 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,278 You know, next time, you might not wanna tell me 309 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,845 what you're gonna do before you do it. 310 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,022 Seriously? Prepare to be vaporized? 311 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,502 What does that even mean? 312 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,504 How does one prepared to be vaporized? 313 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,332 I don't know. 314 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,725 I was picturing a fetal position, maybe some begging. 315 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,814 In my head, it was very dramatic. 316 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,424 I'll take that. 317 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,034 Oh, shrink ray. 318 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,122 Seems fun. 319 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,168 No, wait. On second thought, 320 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,604 it's a beautiful day for golf. 321 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,084 We could use the clubhouse. 322 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,389 You like BLTs? 323 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:23,351 [screaming] 324 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,754 Oh, looks like now we can play mini golf. 325 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,845 Uh-uh. I just hit my growth spurt, 326 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:39,976 no way I'm going back. 327 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,067 -Where'd you go? -Ha ha! 328 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,460 He ghosted you. 329 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,244 But technically he turned invisible 330 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,637 but the joke still works! 331 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,466 I don't have time for this. 332 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,120 I have another brother to take out. 333 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,209 Colby, activate the lockdown mode. 334 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:01,171 Ah, now you're trapped without the key. 335 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,346 Wait, what? 336 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,131 I made the door so secured, 337 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,089 not even a super strength can break through. 338 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,091 I call it man cave mode. 339 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:11,355 Oh, big words for someone who doesn't think things through! 340 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,142 Well, looks like if I'm gonna get that key, 341 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:18,058 I'm gonna have to end up taking out both brothers after all. 342 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,102 Where are you, Colby? 343 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:20,800 COLBY: Over here! 344 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,932 No. Over here. 345 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,238 Over here. 346 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,022 [grunts] 347 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,373 On the bright side, at least you finally have 348 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,723 a body to match the size of your brain. 349 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,944 [rock music playing] 350 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,946 Go ahead and order whatever you want. 351 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,993 I don't wanna brag, but I do have an employee discount. 352 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,559 Oh, how much? 353 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,474 Okay, I lied. It comes out of my paycheck. 354 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,782 I'm just so happy you're back in Valley View, 355 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,132 like actually here with me. 356 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,873 I was convinced I'd never see you again 357 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,527 but now we can finally work through things together. 358 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,573 No complications, no distractions. 359 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,793 Oh, Chimichangas are back on the menu. 360 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,317 Jake. 361 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:01,710 You're right. I'm sorry. 362 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,277 I haven't even asked about you. 363 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,756 How are things in the superhero world? 364 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,065 Great. You know... still super-heroing. 365 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,588 Crime is up, so business is good. 366 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:14,157 [phone vibrating] 367 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:17,508 -Do you have to get that? -Nah. Just a scam call. 368 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,120 No, I don't need a home security system. 369 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,730 I am a security system. 370 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,041 Must be some kind of system if Captain Valor is selling it. 371 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,739 Uh, yeah. 372 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,784 He has an endorsement deal. 373 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,570 That guy will slap his name on anything for a quick buck. 374 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:38,007 [laughs] Sort of like your Starling high tops. 375 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,095 That's not funny. 376 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,620 Starling, I'm starting to feel 377 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:43,795 like you're hiding something from me. 378 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,623 Okay. Here's the deal. 379 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,148 The superheroes know I let you go when you were Chaos, 380 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,976 and they are not happy about it. 381 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,717 So, now I'm on the run. 382 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,806 What? No. 383 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,896 I'm not gonna let them kick you out because of me. 384 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,768 It's not that bad. At least, now I can go by my real name. 385 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:00,943 Judith. 386 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,424 Yeah, but you're all alone. 387 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,555 Wait, Judith? 388 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,863 Look, it was hard enough 389 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,169 when my family went on the run, 390 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,648 but at least we had each other. 391 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,477 I can't let them do this to you. 392 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,350 Jake, as much as it hurts, I'd rather deal with that 393 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:19,353 than risk you or your family getting locked up. 394 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,876 This is why I didn't wanna tell you 395 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,747 because I knew this is what would happen. 396 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,620 Oh, it's him again. 397 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,318 He's probably trying to talk me into coming back. 398 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,668 Give it up, Captain Valor. I'm not gonna-- 399 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,453 Starling. 400 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,368 I talked to the Superhero Tribune Council 401 00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:37,153 and they're willing to drop all charges against you. 402 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,242 You can retain your superhero status. 403 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,331 Really? That's great. 404 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,116 There's only one thing you have to do, 405 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,858 turn Chaos over to us. 406 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,516 So you recommend the Chimichangas? 407 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,824 [rock music playing] 408 00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,872 [rock music playing] 409 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,745 Well, it isn't Jake-Ling. 410 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,268 Yeah. 411 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,922 Calling you that cutesy couple name now 412 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,925 'cause I support this. 413 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,060 So, how'd your date go? 414 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,887 I think you both know how it went. 415 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,411 Considering it wasn't a date. 416 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,543 Starling told me everything. 417 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,415 Great. Because pretending to support 418 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:24,287 this unholy union was giving me an ulcer. 419 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,160 [sighs] Look, Jake, 420 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,770 I know you're probably upset about what happened 421 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,946 but, please just don't do anything irrational. 422 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,035 Amy's right. I'll be fine. 423 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,950 Like I told you, staying a superhero 424 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,257 isn't worth it if it means I have to turn you in. 425 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,520 I can never do that to you. 426 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:40,912 I know. 427 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,392 Which is why I'm gonna do it for you. 428 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,437 -What? -What? 429 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,742 Call Captain Valor. 430 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,918 I'm turning myself in to the superheroes. 431 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:51,358 [dramatic music playing] 432 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,794 Come on. 433 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,839 Give me that key invisible fake bro. 434 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,146 You can run, but you can't hide. 435 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,408 I guess you can hide. 436 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,021 Just show yourself! 437 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,415 -[grunts] -Not even close. 438 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,204 How do I stop Bad Jake? 439 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,596 I can't do this forever. 440 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,163 You just have to sneak past him 441 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,860 and grab the mirror 442 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,906 and use it to change us back to normal. 443 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,908 Easier said than done. 444 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,997 Bad Jake is 10 times stronger than the real Jake, 445 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,955 and I've never battled anyone before. 446 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,828 Colby, you're the strongest villain there is. 447 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,135 You have more powers than he does. 448 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,701 You can easily take him down. 449 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,442 You just have to outsmart him. 450 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,054 Yeah, you're right. I can do this. 451 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,013 Hey, Bad Jake, 452 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,275 over here. 453 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,060 [laser gun beams] 454 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,148 [screams] 455 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,064 [screaming] 456 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,417 Whoa, what's going on? 457 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,159 It's another power. 458 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,986 You have regeneration. 459 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,249 Of course I do. 460 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:57,815 I'm the chosen one. 461 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,210 Don't just stand there. Prove it. 462 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,171 [grunts] 463 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,090 [groans] 464 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,352 I did it. 465 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:13,701 I took him down. 466 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,313 Guess again. 467 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,542 Oh, yeah. 468 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,587 You just got chosen oned. 469 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,199 [laughs] 470 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,157 And you thought The Mirror was bad. 471 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,250 What's going on down here? 472 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:44,471 Mom and Dad got shrink-rayed, and I just took down Bad Jake. 473 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,560 Oh, okay. 474 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,345 Wait. We were in lockdown mode. How'd you get in? 475 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,781 I pulled the banana. 476 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,829 Well, that's a security flaw. 477 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,401 Jake, you don't have to do this. 478 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,490 Sorry, Judith. My mind's made up. 479 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,188 And I changed my mind. 480 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,711 We're going back to Starling. 481 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,150 Look, you sacrificed for me. 482 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,673 Now I'm gonna do the same for you. 483 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,501 I knew you would say that 484 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,894 which is why we had no choice but to change the plan. 485 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,069 What do you mean? 486 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,336 -Is that Bad Jake? -Yep. 487 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,425 We put him in your backup suit so we can swap you out 488 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,817 and send him in your place. 489 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,471 And he's okay with it? 490 00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,778 Well, I did wanna stay here and destroy you 491 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,041 but now that I have this device, 492 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,696 it'll much more fun to go destroy a bunch of superheroes. 493 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,267 He doesn't know. That's a TV remote, does he? 494 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,616 -Hmm. -Not a clue. 495 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,793 Go get 'em, Bad Jake. 496 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:48,709 Starling. 497 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,014 It's Captain Valor. Hide. 498 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,281 Ah, there you are. 499 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,978 Nice civilian clothes. 500 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,762 I wanted to keep a low profile. 501 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,851 They are slim-fit joggers. 502 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:03,071 [laughs] So stretchy. 503 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,335 Which is great because I never skip leg day. 504 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:12,036 Well, here's Chaos as requested. 505 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,256 You did the right thing. 506 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,171 You'll still be punished for your actions, 507 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,304 but you'll retain your superhero status. 508 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,566 Thanks, Captain V. 509 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,046 And who knows, maybe I can tempt them to talk 510 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,005 with a couple of pairs of slim fit joggers. 511 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,138 Come on, let's go. 512 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,140 Uh, I just need a minute. 513 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,099 But go ahead. I'll catch up to you. 514 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,232 We're not going anywhere. Hyah! 515 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,714 What's wrong with this thing? It's not working. 516 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,629 I've been duped. You've got the wrong guy. 517 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,109 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 518 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:42,850 That's what all the supervillains say. 519 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,549 It worked. 520 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,116 Of course it did. 521 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,770 You know, just because you're always trying 522 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,424 to follow my plans doesn't mean they don't work. 523 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,254 I can't believe you two actually teamed up to pull that off. 524 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,952 I think we really are friends now. 525 00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,736 Uh-hmm. Yeah, I wouldn't go that far. 526 00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,348 Fair enough. 527 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,480 So, frenemies? 528 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,916 Yeah, I'm fine with that. 529 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,267 Well, until you tick me off again. 530 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,746 It works both ways, honey. 531 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:14,621 [cheers] I'm best friends with Starling's frenemy. 532 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,231 So what does that make me? 533 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,450 -Creepy. -Creepy. 534 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,411 I should get going. 535 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,760 Will I ever see you again? 536 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,109 Time will tell. 537 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,419 All right. Wrap it up, Judith. 538 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,468 And just like that, we're back to being enemies. 539 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:41,256 [rock music playing] 540 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,131 You okay? 541 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,873 Let me guess. Still thinking about Starling? 542 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,832 Yeah. 543 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,617 But as long as I know she's safe, that's all that matters. 544 00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:56,184 And as long as I know that she's far away, 545 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,707 that's all that matters to me. 546 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,058 Hey, I just wanna say thanks. 547 00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:05,149 You helped someone you completely despise for me. 548 00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,368 That's the nicest thing you've ever done. 549 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,110 You're right. 550 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:10,416 I should probably go do something horrible 551 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,766 to balance it out. 552 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,159 Hey, did you guys get rid of Bad Jake? 553 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,205 Yeah. We'll never see him again. 554 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,120 Oh, good. That dude super annoying. 555 00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:20,817 He shrunk Mom and Dad. 556 00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:23,342 What? Where are they? 557 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,604 So we agree? 558 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:26,432 If the kids don't come back, 559 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,478 we split this giant cheese ball. 560 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:31,219 What? 561 00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:33,134 No. I found it. 562 00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:35,354 Well, I dropped it. 563 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,051 Well, I licked it. 564 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,271 [groans] 565 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,186 Oh, that's not a cheese ball. 566 00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:46,277 [rock music playing]