1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:04,221 [rock music playing] 2 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:07,311 This show never disappoints! 3 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:09,879 Oh, whoo! It's the funniest thing on TV! 4 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:12,751 REPORTER: And that does it for our 6:00 news. 5 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:17,147 Amy, you're not gonna believe this! 6 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:19,410 [news broadcast music playing on TV] 7 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:22,544 Were you laughing at other people's misfortune on the news again? 8 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:25,155 Not me! 9 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:26,504 [chuckles] Okay, maybe a little. 10 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:30,987 Some lady got trapped in an elevator for five days 11 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:34,469 and it was not pretty. 12 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,601 If they didn't want you to laugh, they wouldn't put it on TV. 13 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:39,865 You know, every time I think 14 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:41,693 I'm making progress with you people? 15 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:44,174 Something like this happens. 16 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:45,915 Anyways, Amy, the The Round-Up is holding 17 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,786 their annual Battle of the Bands on Saturday. 18 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:49,832 We have to enter! 19 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:53,096 Wait, so we get to sing and battle people? 20 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:55,490 I'm in! 21 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,840 It's not a real battle. It's a contest where bands 22 00:00:57,927 --> 00:01:00,408 perform original songs and face-off against each other. 23 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:02,888 I'm confused. Can I throttle someone or not? 24 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,196 No! But if we win, 25 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:08,155 it'll boost our cred as a new singing duo 26 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:09,634 and we'll be insanely popular! 27 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:11,375 Oh, we are popular. 28 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:12,898 The other day we were singing at the food court 29 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,683 and someone tipped us with curly fries. 30 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,815 That wasn't a tip, they threw them at us 31 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:20,167 and said "Stop singing, I'm trying to eat!" 32 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:23,170 Best two-ninety-nine I ever spent. 33 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:26,347 [sighs] The only thing is, to perform at the contest, 34 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:28,000 we'd have to write an original song. 35 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,307 -Which we've never done before. -Big deal. 36 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:32,831 I used to write songs with my villain band all the time. 37 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:35,399 Well, until they met their demise in a fiery inferno. 38 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:36,966 Which is ironic because we were gonna name 39 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,446 the band Fiery Inferno. 40 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:41,536 Oh, hey, Celia! 41 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:43,799 Come on in. 42 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:46,932 I know I'm supposed to knock, but I'm too excited. 43 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:49,805 Plus, I really don't care. 44 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:53,374 Robert just told me he booked us a romantic weekend 45 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:54,636 at Lady Bird Lake. 46 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:57,291 That sounds far away. I like it. 47 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:59,815 [sighs] We're gonna watch the sunrise, 48 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:01,556 play shuffleboard 49 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:04,863 and cruise the lake on a kayak built for two. 50 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,517 You know why they build 'em for two, don't ya? 51 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:09,868 If I say yes, will it stop you from telling me? 52 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:12,654 Anyway, since I'm gonna be gone for a few days, 53 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:15,744 this is the list of things I need you to do while I'm away. 54 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,311 Wait, so you're going on vacation 55 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:19,226 but you want us to do your chores? 56 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:22,881 I was wrong about you. You are smart. 57 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,361 It really doesn't seem fair to make us work 58 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,015 while you're off having fun. 59 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:27,886 I could just raise your rent instead. 60 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:32,935 Then again, work does build character. 61 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:36,547 [theme music playing] 62 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,694 Amy! I just came up with the perfect verse 63 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,086 for our Battle of the Bands song! 64 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,871 Check it out! 65 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,177 "The leaves are growing. 66 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,395 The sun is shining. 67 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,570 I feel so alive. 68 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:01,746 The stars are aligning" 69 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,880 Wow, that's like the perfect set up 70 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,708 for the chorus I just wrote. 71 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,188 "Stop with the lies! Stop with the lies! 72 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,450 Everything dies! 73 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:10,973 Everything dies!" 74 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:16,370 I am not letting our first big performance be a song about death. 75 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:18,502 Well, then I'm not singing about the stars aligning! 76 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:22,289 What's your big finale? Butterflies flying out of our armpits? 77 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,464 If you're open to it. 78 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:27,207 Look, the contest is tomorrow night. 79 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:30,819 If we can't write an original song that represents the both of us, 80 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,995 we're gonna have to back out of the competition. 81 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,738 Wait, no, I got it! 82 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:38,392 What if we perform "Loud Like Me?" 83 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,220 It's a song I used to sing with my villain band 84 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:42,134 but it's the least-villainy one I ever wrote. 85 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,093 It goes like this... 86 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:51,100 [rock music playing] 87 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:52,841 ♪ I'm not the hero type ♪ 88 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:54,408 ♪ I do just what I like ♪ 89 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,453 ♪ I make the city all mine ♪ 90 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:57,759 ♪ All mine ♪ 91 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,500 ♪ It's pathological ♪ 92 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:01,153 ♪ The way I rock and roll ♪ 93 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,417 ♪ I'm here To have a good time ♪ 94 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:04,635 ♪ Good time ♪ 95 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:08,030 ♪ Oh, no! ♪ 96 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:11,512 ♪ On another level Turn up like a rebel ♪ 97 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,776 ♪ Oh, no! ♪ 98 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,734 ♪ When I make a sound bite ♪ 99 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:19,650 ♪ You wish You were loud like me! ♪ 100 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:22,566 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 101 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:25,917 Amy, that song is amazing! 102 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:29,399 But I still think our first original song as a duo 103 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:31,532 should represent both of our personalities. 104 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,665 Hey, Hartley. 105 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,624 Hello, Lamey. 106 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:39,409 Really, Gem? 107 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:42,673 Your name literally means generic diamond. 108 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,806 I heard you're competing in the Battle of the Bands. 109 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:46,460 So are we. 110 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:49,854 We call ourselves "Gem and the Other Girls." 111 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:53,205 You know, that way when they annoy me 112 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,382 and I have to replace them, the name will still stick. 113 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,646 Oh, I know they can hear me, I don't care. 114 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:01,605 What's your point, Gem? 115 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:04,391 My point is that you two should drop out now 116 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:07,350 and spare yourselves the embarrassment of losing to me. 117 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,483 Oh, and them. [chuckles] 118 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,614 But mostly me. 119 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:17,186 So, villain song? 120 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:18,796 Villain song! 121 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,368 Okay, Colby, I think we can check 122 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,588 some of the stuff of Celia's "To Do" list. 123 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:28,850 Clean gutters, check. 124 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,547 Plant lemon tree, check. 125 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:33,681 Bury mysterious box under lemon tree, check. 126 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,857 I shook it, pretty sure it's bones. 127 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:39,991 That was exhausting! 128 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:43,908 Why does Celia want her lawn trimmed with scissors? 129 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:46,607 I added that one to see if you were gullible enough to do it. 130 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,173 You never disappoint, Jake! 131 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:51,916 Okay. Only 22 chores to go. 132 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:54,354 Next up, tint the windows on her "she shed!" 133 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,444 What's this? 134 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,359 MAN: I've got three recliners for this address. 135 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:00,882 I'm sorry, we didn't order any recliners. 136 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:02,884 Oh, they must be for our landlady Celia. 137 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:06,061 And we will be happy to accept them on her behalf! 138 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:08,890 Dad, what are you doing? 139 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,761 Just keeping Celia's new chairs safe. 140 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:14,809 Inside our house. Under our tushies. 141 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,941 Under our tushies? Who says that? 142 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:20,292 Seriously? That's your biggest bump with this whole thing? 143 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,990 Look, if Celia can go on vacation 144 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:23,818 and stick us with her chores, the least she can do 145 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:26,603 is let us enjoy these sweet recliners for a few days. 146 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,039 And you're gonna take the heat for this 147 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:29,432 when Celia comes home and finds out? 148 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,521 No. I'll be hiding in her she shed. 149 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:38,354 ♪ Oh, no! ♪ 150 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,487 ♪ When I make the sound bite ♪ 151 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,750 ♪ You wish You were loud like me! ♪ 152 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:46,928 ♪ Yeah ♪ 153 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:50,410 Hartley, if we're gonna perform a bass-pounding villain anthem, 154 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,107 you can't sing it like a bobblehead doll. 155 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,806 Sorry. 156 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:58,418 I've just never sung anything with this rage-filled kind of energy. 157 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:01,551 It's easy. You just have to tap into your inner villain. 158 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:04,119 Oh, you know, like when you take money out from your grandma's purse. 159 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:06,034 I would never! 160 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:08,950 Oh, well, I used to take money from my grandma's purse 161 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:11,822 so pretend you're me and go crazy. [chuckles] 162 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:13,694 I'm just gonna go get us a snack. 163 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:18,176 [sighs] 164 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:22,093 Okay, channeling my inner villain. 165 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:25,314 ♪ Oh, no! ♪ 166 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:29,187 ♪ On another level Turn up like a rebel ♪ 167 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:32,321 ♪ Oh, no! ♪ 168 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:34,236 ♪ When I make the sound bite ♪ 169 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:37,065 ♪ You wish You were loud like me! ♪ 170 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:39,110 -Hartley? -[screams] 171 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,809 Mrs. Madden! 172 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,637 Oh, look at you standing on the furniture, 173 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,377 there's hope for you yet. 174 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:49,120 When did I hear that song before? 175 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:51,471 Oh, I used to perform it with my villain band when I was Havoc. 176 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,298 Right! Yes. It's about the only song 177 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:56,388 your band played that didn't make my ears bleed. 178 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,868 Well, that stings. All of my songs 179 00:07:57,955 --> 00:08:00,697 were supposed to make your ears bleed. 180 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:02,133 We're performing it at the Round-Up 181 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,874 for the "Battle of the Bands!" 182 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,528 Oh, no, you're not. 183 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,356 Singing that song in public is way too risky. 184 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,923 Why? No one's even heard it. 185 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:11,534 We only performed it at some villain music festivals. 186 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,362 Villains have music festivals? 187 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:16,931 Of course. Who do you think invented mosh pits? 188 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:19,977 My point is, no one here knows it's a villain song. 189 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:22,632 I'm not concerned about people here knowing. 190 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,853 If someone films you and posts it online, any villain can see it 191 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,594 and connect the dots between Havoc and Amy. 192 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:28,986 And we will all get caught! 193 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:30,858 Well, what are we supposed to do? 194 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,424 The contest is tonight and we don't have another song to sing. 195 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,470 Which means we won't be able to compete! 196 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:36,559 Sorry, girls, but this family's safety 197 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,561 is more important than winning a contest. 198 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:41,346 I'm putting my foot down. You cannot sing that song. 199 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:44,001 Wow. Being a good parent feels like being a tyrant. 200 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,612 I like it. 201 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:53,533 [rock music playing] 202 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,929 I can't believe we have to back out of the contest. 203 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,540 I've never backed out of anything! 204 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:01,845 Backed into things, yes. 205 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,194 Backed over things definitely, 206 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:04,631 but I've never backed out of anything. 207 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,852 Hi, I'm Hartley and this is Amy. 208 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:11,159 We were supposed to perform in the contest tonight but-- 209 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:13,465 They know my group is gonna win so they're backing out. 210 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,163 Good call, girls. 211 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,599 Now we can just skip to the part where you lose. 212 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:21,386 We are not afraid of you beating us. 213 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:25,739 Aw, it's so cute when she gets mad. 214 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:28,176 Are neck veins supposed to do that? 215 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,223 Amy, do not let her get to you. 216 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,748 -If she gets to you, she wins. -Oh, I don't know. 217 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,488 I'm pretty sure if I shove that microphone stand 218 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,404 down her throat, it's a win for all of us. 219 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:43,234 Everyone! Let's give it up for Amy and Hartley! 220 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:46,455 I know they say it's bad to be a quitter 221 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:50,938 but it's a good thing when a person can truly admit they're weak. 222 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:53,375 Oh, yeah, there goes your little neck vein. 223 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,334 Why are you so upset? [chuckles] 224 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:58,162 I mean, that is why you're here, right? 225 00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,947 -To quit? -Never! 226 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:02,036 We're here to drop off our sheet music and lyrics 227 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,124 to the house band. 228 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,255 Amy, what are you doing? 229 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,648 Just follow my lead. 230 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,171 Here you go! 231 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,956 Hope you brought a lifeboat 232 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,262 'cause our song is gonna blow you out of the water! 233 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:14,004 Why would I need a lifeboat if I'm out of the water? 234 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:16,790 I'll get back to you on that! 235 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:22,012 Amy! You know your mom doesn't want you singing that song! 236 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,884 Correction, my mom doesn't want any villains 237 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,060 to see footage of us singing that song. 238 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,931 What she's forgetting is that my sonic powers 239 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,586 can emit an electromagnetic pulse. 240 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,241 Normal people words, please! 241 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:36,897 I can use the EMP to shut down everyone's phones. 242 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:40,074 So we can still perform and they won't be able to film us. 243 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,990 So your family will be totally safe! [chuckles] That's brilliant! 244 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,166 Oh, I'm glad you think so. 245 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:48,125 Because my backed up plan was gonna be forcing you to sing the death song. 246 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,143 [groaning] 247 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,675 All my anger at the world is melting away. 248 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:20,027 Were we only villains because we didn't have massage chairs? 249 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:23,117 I better turn this thing off before I start having faith in humanity. 250 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,771 [beeps] 251 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,686 Whoo! You were right, Dad. 252 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,470 It's a lot easier to put up with Celia's chores 253 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,602 when we can relax in these chairs. 254 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,301 Yeah, I just wish we kept them in the living room so we could watch TV. 255 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,870 Because, you know, down here we're just three dudes staring at a wall. 256 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,610 Hey, that wall is gorgeous. 257 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,351 And I'm not just saying that because I designed it. 258 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,702 Okay, I am. 259 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,966 This may seem crazy, 260 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:49,491 but the three of us could just talk. 261 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,978 Then again, I mean, Dad did design a really nice wall. 262 00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,980 Oh, like your conversation's so sparkling. 263 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,896 "I'm the Chosen One! I did a kickflip today!" 264 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,985 Okay, that does not sound like me 265 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,901 and it was a 360 hardflip! Seriously. 266 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:11,513 It's like you just swipe right past my stories. 267 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,821 Hey! I know how we can enjoy the chairs and have fun! 268 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,432 Bring the chairs to life, befriend them and have chair friends? 269 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,825 Guess again! 270 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,914 A bumper chair battle! 271 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,135 Bumper chair battle? 272 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,442 That's right! 273 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,705 I motorized the chairs and made customized joysticks to control them! 274 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,185 That's a lot of work to avoid talking to me. 275 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:36,146 Worst part is you're still talking. 276 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,018 But now we can smash into each other! 277 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,846 Why would we do that? 278 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:43,284 Because pain is funny, but hurting family is funnier! 279 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:46,983 -[screams] -[laughs] 280 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:02,085 [groaning] 281 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:05,306 You're right, Dad! Hurting family is funnier! 282 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,351 You can't do that to the Chosen One! 283 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:14,358 -[tense music playing] -[laughing] 284 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,883 I think the Chosen One needs to be knocked off his throne. 285 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,102 I'll join that palace coup! 286 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,150 [groans] 287 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,716 [chuckles] 288 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,631 Hmm... Maybe I should add some seat belts. 289 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,633 BOTH: Nah! 290 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,984 Oh, it's on! 291 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,160 [evil laughs] 292 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,645 Amy, are you sure performing your villain song 293 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,691 -is a good idea? -Yes. 294 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,301 That song is gonna win us this competition 295 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,999 and we're going to put Gem in her place. 296 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,175 Which I hope is an upside down port-a-potty. 297 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,047 GEM: ♪ It's pathological ♪ 298 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,919 ♪ The way I rock and roll ♪ 299 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,051 ♪ I'm here to have a good time Good time ♪ 300 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,183 What the-- 301 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,794 ♪ Oh, no! ♪ 302 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,318 ♪ On another level ♪ 303 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:02,929 ♪ Turn up like a rebel ♪ 304 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:06,106 ♪ Oh, no! ♪ 305 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,369 ♪ When I make the sound bite ♪ 306 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,980 ♪ You wish You were loud like me... ♪ 307 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,245 I can't believe it. 308 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,639 -She stole our song! -[applause] 309 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,169 Thank you, Valley View! 310 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,084 Oh, no. I love you! 311 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,999 All right. Wrapped it up, Jennifer Nopez! 312 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,306 What do you think you're doing? 313 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,351 You stole our song! 314 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,658 And I'm pretty sure stealing another group's song 315 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,225 can get you disqualified. 316 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,357 You can't prove that I stole anything. 317 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:43,578 But what is against the rules is you singing the same song as me. 318 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,667 So unless you have another one, 319 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,887 looks like you're out of the compet-ish. 320 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,715 Competi-tion. 321 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,804 Yeah, I made it "ish" 'cause it sounds more hip. 322 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,852 But that's not even a word. 323 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,854 I mean what is "ish"... why am I going down this road with you? 324 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,204 You should be flattered I sang your song. 325 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,467 You wouldn't want it to be ruined by the two of you singing it. 326 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,646 -Amy! -Mom! 327 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:09,778 What are you doing here? 328 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,172 Well, I thought you might ignore 329 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,565 what I said and try to sing your song anyway. 330 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,567 So I came here to stop you. 331 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,874 Well, it doesn't matter because Gem already stole our song 332 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,354 and performed it before we could. 333 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,921 Aha! So you were gonna sing it! 334 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,488 Of course I was. 335 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,969 But I had a plan so no one would be able to film it. 336 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,840 Electro-magnetic pulse? 337 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,625 Smart. 338 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:35,064 Despite what your father says, you get that from me. 339 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,719 Wait. If you were so worried that Amy singing the song 340 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,329 could lead the villains to Valley View, 341 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,114 shouldn't we be worried that they'll post videos 342 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,811 -of Gem singing it too? -Nope. 343 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,379 [sonic EMP zaps] 344 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:50,427 My sonic EMP doesn't just stop phones from filming, 345 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,038 it destroys them. 346 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,865 Nice. 347 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,652 Wait, did you just destroy my phone? 348 00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:01,264 Well, you always say friendship is about sacrifices. 349 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,962 You couldn't pick a cheaper one? 350 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,227 Sorry, Mom. I never should have gone against you. 351 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,099 I didn't want to lose to Gem, but... 352 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:13,624 -I guess we lost anyway. -Hey, whoa... [chuckles] 353 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:17,280 Hey, I didn't want you to sing a villain song but I'm not letting you quit! 354 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,760 You're performing on that stage. 355 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,762 How? We couldn't write a song 356 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,156 we agreed on in a week. There's no way we can write one 357 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,461 by the time we're supposed to perform. 358 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,072 I'm sure you can. 359 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,899 I mean, just write about what you know. 360 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,293 And I think you both know 361 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,295 you shouldn't let the haters get you down. 362 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,777 -You're right. -Yeah! 363 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,126 Who cares what Gem thinks? 364 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,736 Well, there you go. 365 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,434 I'm sure you got something to say about that. 366 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,305 Thanks, Mom! 367 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:45,613 Hey. Aw... 368 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:49,356 I'm really getting this ordinary mom thing down. 369 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:56,015 [evil laughs] 370 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,234 Stop ganging up on me! It's two against one! 371 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,368 Correction, it's two against the Chosen One. 372 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:10,377 Aw, look at him drive off in his little scaredy-chair. 373 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,206 That'll teach him not to flaunt all his powers in our face. 374 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,164 You see the glimmer fading from his eyes? 375 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,644 His spirit is broken. 376 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,428 Man, I love being a parent. 377 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,996 Oh, ho, ho. 378 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,086 We scared him so bad he abandoned his chair! 379 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,654 COLBY: Correction, I am the chair! 380 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,134 Wait. 381 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,570 If Colby shapeshift into a chair, 382 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,137 then that means the chair has... 383 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,226 BOTH: Super-speed! 384 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,880 [groans] 385 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,752 COLBY: That's right! I can shape-shift 386 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,842 and super-speed at the same time! 387 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,975 Never underestimate the Chosen One. 388 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,808 Yup. Definitely should've gone with those seat belts. 389 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:57,293 [audience applauding] 390 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,211 Okay, folks, that does it for our Battle of the Bands! 391 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:05,475 And according to our judges, we have a unanimous winner! 392 00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,042 Uh-uh! What are you getting ready for? 393 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,696 You had your stage time. 394 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,263 The winning part is all me. 395 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,747 Looks like I spoke too soon. 396 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,315 Apparently, we have one more performance! 397 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,665 -That's my girl! -What? No! 398 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:22,797 You can't can't let them sing! 399 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,973 Please welcome to the stage... 400 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,194 -Happiness! -[applause] 401 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,760 Of Death? 402 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,721 This one's for all the haters. 403 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,941 Especially the one in the pink dress at table three. 404 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,944 You can try to bring us down, but guess what? 405 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,164 We don't care. 406 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,949 [rock music playing] 407 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,304 ♪ We don't care! ♪ 408 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,915 ♪ We don't care! ♪ 409 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,873 ♪ No more stopping Only green lights ♪ 410 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,962 ♪ No more Mr. Shy guy ♪ 411 00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,922 ♪ Won't spend any time Trying to be who they like ♪ 412 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,881 ♪ If they try to turn it down ♪ 413 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,449 ♪ We'll just turn it Way up loud ♪ 414 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,712 ♪ Never let the critics Phase us ♪ 415 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:11,759 ♪ Leave the hate in the dust Being real is a must ♪ 416 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,369 ♪ Won't keep it hush hush ♪ 417 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,416 ♪ If they try to turn it down ♪ 418 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:19,723 ♪ We'll just turn it Way up loud ♪ 419 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,900 ♪ What's the difference If you're different? ♪ 420 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:26,252 ♪ Just go with it And make 'em listen ♪ 421 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:29,037 ♪ We don't care They can't stop us now ♪ 422 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:32,214 ♪ No more hiding Back in the crowd ♪ 423 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:35,261 ♪ So let 'em say, hey! What they'll say, hey! ♪ 424 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,351 ♪ We don't, we don't We don't care ♪ 425 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:41,745 ♪ We don't care If we don't fit in ♪ 426 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,879 ♪ We won't let 'em Under our skin ♪ 427 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,534 ♪ So let 'em say, hey! What they'll say, hey ♪ 428 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:51,146 ♪ We don't, we don't We don't care! ♪ 429 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,327 ♪ We don't care About the talk talk ♪ 430 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,024 ♪ It don't get to us, nah ♪ 431 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,200 ♪ We do what we want ♪ 432 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,940 ♪ We're just having fun, yeah ♪ 433 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:06,117 ♪ If they try to turn it down ♪ 434 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,686 ♪ We'll just turn it Way up loud ♪ 435 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,122 ♪ What's the difference... ♪ 436 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,168 Time to finish this off with a bang! 437 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:19,130 ♪ We don't care They can't stop us now ♪ 438 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,742 ♪ No more hiding Back in the crowd ♪ 439 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,180 ♪ So let 'em say, hey! What they'll say, hey! ♪ 440 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,139 ♪ We don't, we don't We don't care ♪ 441 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,186 ♪ Oooh, na, na, na ♪ 442 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:34,798 ♪ We don't care We don't care, nah ♪ 443 00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:37,279 ♪ Oooh, na, na, na ♪ 444 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:40,761 ♪ We don't care We don't care, nah ♪ 445 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:44,155 ♪ What's the difference If you're different ♪ 446 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,636 ♪ Just go with it And make 'em listen ♪ 447 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,857 ♪ What's the difference If you're different ♪ 448 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,729 ♪ We don't care! ♪ 449 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:56,646 [cheers and applause] 450 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,649 How did they get sparks? 451 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,912 I didn't get sparks! 452 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,958 Ugh! This is not over! 453 00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:09,137 We're leaving! 454 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,447 The judges have voted and once again it's unanimous! 455 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:15,839 The winner of this year's 456 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:19,016 Battle of the Bands is Happiness! 457 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,191 Of Death! 458 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,671 [squeals] 459 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:24,152 [cheers and applause] 460 00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:31,290 [groaning] 461 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,074 Hey, Dad, can I get one of those ice packs? 462 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,164 Get your own, strong man! 463 00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:41,300 Colby, how are you not in pain? 464 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,432 Is that another Chosen One power? 465 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,652 Yeah, it's called being young. 466 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,568 [knocks on the door] 467 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,008 Do you know how long I've been waiting here? 468 00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:56,967 -Five seconds? -Sounds right. 469 00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,969 Thanks for signing for my chairs. 470 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,797 Hartley was busy singing. 471 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:04,671 Guess that was more important than Grandma's Tush Master 2000. 472 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,369 Is one of these for Hartley? 473 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,806 No, they're for Tawny and Tessie. 474 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:12,940 The girls come over for a gab sesh three nights a week. 475 00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:16,552 If we're gonna dish dirt, our tushies might as well be cushy. 476 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,645 I think I've reached my threshold for hearing the word "tushy." 477 00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:29,260 Ooh, I can feel it huggin' my hips! 478 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:31,872 What's this thing do? 479 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,352 Celia, no! 480 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:35,223 [screams] 481 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,837 Forget to remove the motors? 482 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:44,232 You know how this goes. I'm the chef, you clear the table. 483 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,108 You okay, Celia? 484 00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:53,154 No! I'm not okay. 485 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,983 I'm amazing! 486 00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:59,247 Ooh! I didn't know those chairs could do that! 487 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:00,988 Hurry up and move 'em over to my place 488 00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:03,033 so I can T-bone Tawny and Tessie! 489 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:08,865 [rock music playing]