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There comes a time in every
man's life when he asks himself...
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{\an8}"Am I living the life I should be?"
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"Or am I capable of something greater?"
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"Is there a change that I can make
in my life right now
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to become the best version of myself?
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Who do I wanna be?"
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What is the life that I wanna have?
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What is the face
that I wanna present to the world?
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These are the kinds of questions
that keep you up at night.
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And when you're behind the wheel of
a high-performance automobile like this,
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no one asks those questions.
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They know you are that guy.
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You have that life.
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Maybe
I should look for something less cool.
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Can I be honest?
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That's your ex talking.
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We gotta get your confidence back.
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If there's one thing I've learned,
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it is never too late to become
the man that you've always wanted to be.
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Dan! I don't know how you do it.
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Guy looks like he just
got himself a Lambo.
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Hey, one man's lemon
is another man's lemonade.
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He just needed a squeeze.
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Well, it's earned you
Salesman of the Month again.
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Nice!
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Hey, Deb. Can you take a photo
of Dan for the website, please?
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You know what? I actually--
I'm sorry, I gotta get home.
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- It's my anniversary.
- Oh, come on, Dan. You do this every time.
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Give it to Hal.
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What's up, losers?
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Hal, how many times have I told
you about driving on the lot like that?
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Cars are like chicks, Jorge.
They wanna go fast.
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Your fly's open.
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Dan-- Come on.
Don't make me give it to this guy.
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Oh, come on. I mean,
he's just got his teeth done.
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Go get 'em, Hal.
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...road ...home...
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Hey, Dan.
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Hi, Mrs. Overmeyer.
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Hey, Daniel.
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...Buffalo
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- Hey, Beau.
- Hey!
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{\an8}I told you already, Nina.
Stanford is restrictive early action.
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If you apply to Iowa now,
you could mess it all up.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Do you? It certainly
doesn't look like it from here.
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- Happy anniversary!
- Aw, baby.
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- You remembered.
- Hey. You thought I forgot.
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Can you please tell Nina that we're not
paying for her to follow Trevor to Iowa?
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Don't say his name like that.
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- Like what?
- Come on.
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Max! Crushing the peas.
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That's a good boy.
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Hey, buddy.
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How was your day?
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You got any plans this weekend?
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Come on.
We'll go in the yard, throw a few pitches,
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see if you got
any gas left in this cannon.
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Come on, bud.
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Where you going?
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- Samir's.
- Again?
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You made me quit gaming
so I'd make friends.
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I made you quit gaming
because blowing people's heads off 24-7
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isn't exactly healthy.
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You know, you're meant to be
babysitting tonight. It's our anniversary.
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What? Why can't she?
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- What, because I'm a woman?
- That is not what I'm saying.
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- That's what you're saying to me.
- It's not.
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- What is wrong with you?
- Are you kidding?
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- Is this Trevor? Who's talking now?
- Really?
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Do you have a life
other than just freaking pissing me off?
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- Is it Nina or Trevor?
- I'm serious--
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All right. Come on. Stop it, okay? Please.
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Look, Nina.
Can you cover for your brother tonight?
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It might be good for him
to finally get out of the house,
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and you can work on your application.
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Fine.
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- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
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Look, can you just--
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Can you talk to Mom
and ask her to, like, lay off of me?
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Because I'm a grown woman.
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I heard that, Nina.
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I'll talk to her. But seriously, Beans--
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- No, don't call me that.
- No.
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What happened to journalism at Stanford?
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- Wasn't that the dream?
- Journalism is dead, Dad.
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Yeah, right.
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- Is that something that Trevor said, or--
- Yeah, really.
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- He shouldn't say that.
- Really? Yes.
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He shouldn't be putting ideas
in your head.
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- I'm brainwashed.
- My God. Honey,
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I am so glad it's not just me.
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Oh, my gosh.
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- All right, Maxie.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna put him to bed.
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And then?
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- Are we still doing this?
- Oh, we're doing it.
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Awesome.
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Hey, Samir.
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Sup, y'all?
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{\an8}Kyllboi's back, baby.
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{\an8}All right. Here we go.
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Come on. Let me show you how it's done.
Watch this.
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Give me the last one, guys.
Come on. Come on.
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Boom!
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Yes!
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- Oh, man. Kyllboi's awesome.
- Kyllboi's sick.
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We're actually gonna go as a group,
so you can go ahead.
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Oh, yeah.
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{\an8}- Eighteen years. Can you believe it?
- It's nuts we keep coming back here
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{\an8}every year for Twisted Cyclone.
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{\an8}What? No. I meant 18 years married.
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{\an8}And I thought you loved this tradition.
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{\an8}- I do!
- Are you sure?
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{\an8}I did.
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I just-- I don't know,
you're such a creature of habit.
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I love that about you.
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You know, we make tacos on Wednesdays--
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- Well, Tuesday, everybody's doing it.
- And we have sex on Thursdays.
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If we can get the kids out of the house.
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- I know.
- We gotta get them out more...
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{\an8}- I know. No one makes a better...
- ...if we want more time.
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{\an8}...weekly planner than you do,
but I don't know.
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{\an8}Maybe I just wanna be
a little bit more spontaneous and travel,
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or-- I kind of feel like
we don't really go anywhere.
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Well, I mean-- Well, we got the kids,
and they got school,
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they got routines and friends--
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- What friends?
- And just all that type of stuff.
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Kyle has one friend which,
by the way, he never even invites over.
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Yeah, but he's a human with a pulse.
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- I'll take it.
- God.
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- Nina's the one I'm worried about.
- I know.
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She's so anti-establishment.
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- She's anti the system. She's anti--
- Anti me.
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Oh, come on. You know it's true.
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- I'm sorry.
- No.
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Now's not the time.
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You're right.
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Now is the time to nut up and get ready
for the near-death adrenaline rush
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of Buffalo's 1998 winner
of the fourth-finest roller coaster.
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- I know. It's good.
- Do you think you can handle it?
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Do you think I can still handle it?
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Baby!
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- You're so crazy!
- You know I love you!
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- I love you!
- Yeah!
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I promise,
next year, we'll go somewhere else.
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- No. We'll always have Twisted Cyclone.
- No, look. I don't need to come back here
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to remember that this is where
I fell in love with you
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on our very first date,
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holding your hair back while you barfed.
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I still can't believe
you wanted to kiss me.
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I'll always wanna kiss you.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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That picture you just took,
it was kind of a private moment.
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- You mind deleting it?
- Yeah, I do.
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Hey, come on, man. Don't.
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Don't do that.
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Hey, come on. Take it down.
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Take it down.
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Make me.
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Hey, Dan. Leave it. Let's--
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Yeah. Listen to your lady, Dan.
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Is there a tough guy in there, Dan?
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Are you a tough guy?
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Hey, tell me.
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How'd a loser like him
get a girl as fine as you...
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probably were?
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- Bye, Dan.
- Bye, Dan.
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I didn't want you to fight him.
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If I wanted to marry a brawler,
I would've.
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I know you don't like violence.
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It's not like I care what he said.
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What are you doing up?
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You want me to do the thing, huh?
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Wait. Go.
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Wipey, wipey.
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New record!
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- Oh, shit.
- Hey.
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Anniversary sex.
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I'm awake.
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I'm totally awake.
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I'm so sorry tonight was a bust.
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- I'm gonna make it up to you, I promise.
- Oh, it's okay.
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It's okay.
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You know what?
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I should have kicked that guy's ass
for what he said to you.
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Oh, God.
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You totally could've taken him, honey.
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Oh, babe.
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Sorry. I shouldn't have laughed.
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Can we do this on Thursday?
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I'm so tired.
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Yeah, sure.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Remember to block your faces.
You don't wanna lose them.
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Husband or boyfriend?
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Teenage daughter.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay, guys. Partner up.
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- You?
- Okay.
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Cool.
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All right.
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I'm so bad at this. I usually take barre,
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but I couldn't find one in Buffalo.
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No, you're doing great.
Just keep your fists up.
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- Where's home?
- Nowhere, everywhere.
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- I'm in the travel business.
- Sounds so nice.
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Are you here for work?
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No, I'm here to see my ex.
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Now swap.
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Sorry, TMI.
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Don't worry about it. Just take it out
on the bag. That's what I do.
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- How old is your daughter?
- Seventeen.
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Oh, my God.
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I am so sorry
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about that again. How's it feeling?
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It's--
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No, it's fine. It's a story.
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I got beat up
by a physical therapist at the gym.
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God.
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You have a mean right hook, by the way.
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Thanks.
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Gosh.
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Okay. So, where were we?
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Three kids...
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Three kids. Yeah.
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Yeah. Just when I thought I was sending
one off to college, along came Max.
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Adorable...
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What?
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I don't know. Sometimes I guess
I just feel like I'm a little...
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I don't know, trapped?
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I know that sounds so awful.
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It's just that, Dan, my husband,
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I mean, he's an amazing dad, you know?
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I guess he's just so content being here.
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In Buffalo?
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
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- I didn't mean to...
- No.
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- ...say it like that.
- That's true.
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I mean, when we met, I wanted to travel.
I wanted to see the world.
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But Dan's--
He's just a total homebody, you know?
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He's so focused on the family, and I do,
I love that about him. He's amazing.
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I just wish our lives were...
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bigger, you know? Just...
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I get it.
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I'm sorry. Talk about TMI.
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No, I've got to catch a flight, as always.
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{\an8}But, listen. If you ever do
convince your husband to travel,
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{\an8}I promise you, I'm better at my job
than I am at kickboxing.
252
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
253
00:13:57,547 --> 00:13:58,673
Great news.
254
00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:01,218
- Today is Half-Price Wednesday...
- You're about to go to size 4S,huh?
255
00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:03,345
Are you so big now, huh? How big is Maxie?
256
00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:06,932
So big.
257
00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:08,391
Look at the big muscles.
258
00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:13,104
Okay, hold on.
259
00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:17,067
We're gonna get this for Mama.
And that. And that.
260
00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,319
You wanna get ice cream?
261
00:14:19,861 --> 00:14:21,613
Yeah, I'm gonna get you ice cream.
262
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,326
Yeah?
263
00:14:29,371 --> 00:14:30,997
Yeah. There it is.
264
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:32,082
You want this one?
265
00:14:32,082 --> 00:14:33,667
I'll get you french fries.
266
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,009
Oh, shit.
267
00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:47,472
I'm so sorry about this, pal.
268
00:14:49,558 --> 00:14:50,684
Really?
269
00:14:55,564 --> 00:14:56,690
Hey, asshole.
270
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:58,567
At least let me put my kid down.
271
00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:11,413
Oh, shit.
272
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,252
- Daniel.
- I'm so sorry, Mrs. Overmeyer.
273
00:15:17,252 --> 00:15:18,378
Uh-oh.
274
00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:21,339
Oh, my God!
275
00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:22,340
Hey!
276
00:15:37,105 --> 00:15:38,982
I told you to let me put my kid down!
277
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:51,202
I got 'em.
278
00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:53,663
Cleaning team to aisle three, please.
279
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,542
Sorry about the mess.
280
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,961
Thank you for shopping
at Fresh, Fresh, Fresh.
281
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:11,848
Hold on.
282
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:17,938
Hey, Beau.
283
00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:21,608
- Hey, Dan.
- Have a good one.
284
00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:23,526
All right.
285
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:43,838
Shit. The passports are out of date.
286
00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:54,724
From here on in,
Daddy's paying in cash, Maxie.
287
00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:57,852
Hello?
288
00:16:57,852 --> 00:16:59,729
Hey, don't hang up.
289
00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,815
How are you still alive?
290
00:17:01,815 --> 00:17:03,525
Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice too.
291
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:07,112
Look, I need new identities.
I'm burned. Full packets.
292
00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:09,823
Me, my wife, and three kids.
293
00:17:09,823 --> 00:17:11,949
Three? How did that happen?
294
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:14,119
Do I really need to explain the birds
and the bees right now, Augie,
295
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,370
or can we talk business?
296
00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:17,789
Oh, God.
297
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:19,541
You've got some nerve calling me.
298
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,710
McCaffrey scorched the earth
looking for you.
299
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:24,462
Yep. Looks like he's found me.
300
00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:25,714
- How?
- I don't know.
301
00:17:25,714 --> 00:17:27,090
Social media, I guess.
302
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:28,257
You idiot.
303
00:17:29,593 --> 00:17:31,511
I had to leave my life behind.
304
00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:36,057
Now I'm stuck in Tempe, Arizona, making
fake IDs for entitled college pricks.
305
00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:40,270
- Should I go?
- Oh, no. You can stay.
306
00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:43,148
But given you're trying to look
like you're not in college,
307
00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:44,441
maybe try losing the hoodie?
308
00:17:46,151 --> 00:17:47,819
Look, I'll pay you
a half a million in cash.
309
00:17:48,486 --> 00:17:50,614
And you get Doris a condo
in one of those retirement places.
310
00:17:51,281 --> 00:17:53,783
You know, the ones with the golf carts,
the wine and cheese happy hour,
311
00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:54,993
mah-jongg at six o'clock?
312
00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:56,453
Leave my mom out of this.
313
00:17:56,453 --> 00:17:58,747
- She'll love it.
- I can sell you out for twice that.
314
00:17:58,747 --> 00:18:00,415
Well, you haven't in 18 years.
315
00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:02,918
Meet me in Vegas in three days.
316
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,839
I'll give you a time and a place
once I'm on the road.
317
00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:09,507
Vegas? Why Vegas?
318
00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:12,469
I can't tell my wife I'm taking her
on vacation to Tempe, Arizona.
319
00:18:12,469 --> 00:18:13,386
Vegas, I can sell.
320
00:18:13,386 --> 00:18:15,639
You haven't told them? Are you mental?
321
00:18:15,639 --> 00:18:17,849
What, do you think it's that easy?
What am I meant to do?
322
00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:19,976
Sit them down and tell them
the whole story over French toast?
323
00:18:19,976 --> 00:18:22,562
Oh, hey, kids. You know what?
Pass the maple syrup. By the way,
324
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:24,606
your dad was a government assassin.
325
00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:27,108
I'll tell them when I'm on the road
and safe. Three days, Augie.
326
00:18:32,906 --> 00:18:34,032
{\an8}Chess club.
327
00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:41,623
All right, come on.
328
00:18:52,259 --> 00:18:53,760
Where's Nina?
329
00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:56,930
Nina's not the editor anymore. She quit.
330
00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:58,348
What? When?
331
00:18:59,015 --> 00:19:00,100
Three months ago.
332
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,643
So, where is she now?
333
00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:03,770
I don't know.
334
00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:04,938
All right, look.
335
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:07,065
I'll give you 50 bucks
for your best guess of where Nina is.
336
00:19:07,065 --> 00:19:09,609
I'm a journalist. I don't give people up.
337
00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:10,944
100.
338
00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:12,320
Try under the bleachers.
339
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,780
That's what I thought.
340
00:19:20,495 --> 00:19:24,207
I wrote my college essay on how
universities propagate systemic racism,
341
00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:25,417
and my mom shot it down.
342
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:26,585
I was like, "Hello,
343
00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:27,794
that's how change happens."
344
00:19:27,794 --> 00:19:29,838
And she goes, "No, that's how
community college happens."
345
00:19:30,422 --> 00:19:31,506
Nina.
346
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,842
Dad, what are you doing here?
347
00:19:33,842 --> 00:19:36,011
This is a safe space.
He can't just come in here.
348
00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:37,095
Your dad's hot.
349
00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:39,806
Okay, Kelly. That's gross.
350
00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:41,308
You're meant to be
in an editorial meeting.
351
00:19:41,308 --> 00:19:43,310
Yeah, I am. I was.
352
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:45,270
- I--
- You quit three months ago.
353
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:47,522
How could you do that?
You worked so hard to become editor.
354
00:19:47,522 --> 00:19:49,774
- You don't even read my stuff.
- Of course I do.
355
00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:51,192
- I always do.
- Yeah. Bullshit.
356
00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:53,278
You know what? I don't have time for this.
Where's the chess club?
357
00:19:53,278 --> 00:19:55,363
- We need to find your brother.
- Can't you tell me what's going on?
358
00:19:55,363 --> 00:19:57,365
Nothing. I have a surprise
for the family, okay?
359
00:19:57,365 --> 00:19:59,993
- What's the surprise?
- Where is the chess club?
360
00:19:59,993 --> 00:20:02,370
It's in the math building.
361
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:03,663
Thank you, Kelly.
362
00:20:05,165 --> 00:20:07,083
- Dad, wait.
- What now?
363
00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:09,377
He's not there.
364
00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:18,637
Stay in the car.
365
00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:20,639
Oh, no. Forget it. I am not missing this.
366
00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:22,557
- Missing what?
- Nothing.
367
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:24,976
Go, go, go, go, go.
368
00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:30,148
- Shit.
- Are you Samir?
369
00:20:30,148 --> 00:20:31,983
- Yeah.
- I'm Kyle's dad. Is he here?
370
00:20:38,865 --> 00:20:40,283
What happened to chess club?
371
00:20:40,283 --> 00:20:42,077
It was canceled today.
372
00:20:42,077 --> 00:20:44,621
- Right, Samir?
- You don't pay me to lie.
373
00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,998
- You pay him?
- No, I--
374
00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:50,627
You don't need to-- It's--
375
00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:56,299
- I can explain.
- Get in the car.
376
00:20:56,299 --> 00:20:58,593
- I--
- Get in the car.
377
00:20:59,177 --> 00:21:00,011
Let's go now.
378
00:21:02,931 --> 00:21:03,807
Traitor.
379
00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:16,236
- So, what's the big surprise?
- We're going on a trip.
380
00:21:16,236 --> 00:21:18,113
I actually have plans this weekend, so I--
381
00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:19,406
You're very grounded, both of you.
382
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,084
Look, we're going up there
to get your mom.
383
00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:33,378
You two are gonna show her
nothing but excitement for this trip,
384
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:35,130
or I'm gonna tell her
that you've been lying to us,
385
00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:36,756
and you know how that's gonna go down.
386
00:21:37,382 --> 00:21:38,675
Where are we even going?
387
00:21:38,675 --> 00:21:39,759
Vegas?
388
00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:42,804
- We're going to Las Vegas today?
- Well, you said you wanted...
389
00:21:42,804 --> 00:21:44,139
- Now?
- ...to be more spontaneous.
390
00:21:44,139 --> 00:21:46,141
I heard you. And Jorge said
I could take a few days off.
391
00:21:46,141 --> 00:21:47,934
Is Jorge the one that does...
392
00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:50,979
- ...hydromassages on Tuesdays?
- No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss.
393
00:21:50,979 --> 00:21:54,858
- Is Dan giving me a hydromassage?
- No, Mrs. Kessler.
394
00:21:54,858 --> 00:21:56,109
There's no massages today.
395
00:21:56,109 --> 00:21:58,236
No. The kids have a long weekend,
and they're pumped. Right, guys?
396
00:21:58,236 --> 00:22:00,697
Guys, tell your mom
how pumped you are for this trip.
397
00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:03,575
- Yes!
- So pumped.
398
00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:06,494
Dan, we can't just up and go to Vegas.
399
00:22:06,494 --> 00:22:08,371
I mean-- And why Vegas?
400
00:22:08,371 --> 00:22:12,292
I know it's not Europe,
but there's a Venice and an Eiffel Tower.
401
00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:14,878
You know what? I bet you
we can get last-minute Adele tickets.
402
00:22:14,878 --> 00:22:16,588
- You love Adele.
- You love Adele.
403
00:22:16,588 --> 00:22:18,340
Of course I love Adele.
Who doesn't love Adele?
404
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:20,217
- I love Adele.
- Everybody loves Adele.
405
00:22:20,217 --> 00:22:22,052
She's got the voice of a freaking angel.
406
00:22:22,052 --> 00:22:24,512
Come on, Jess. What is holding us back?
407
00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:27,682
Who are you? I mean,
I don't even recognize you.
408
00:22:27,682 --> 00:22:29,851
Well, you're gonna love him.
He's crazy in bed.
409
00:22:31,311 --> 00:22:32,854
Are you sure it's not Tuesday?
410
00:22:32,854 --> 00:22:35,857
You deserve a break. And I think this
could be really good for us as a family.
411
00:22:35,857 --> 00:22:37,609
And we're driving there?
412
00:22:37,609 --> 00:22:39,569
Well, nothing brings
a family together like a road trip.
413
00:22:41,363 --> 00:22:43,490
But we gotta go now.
Before the traffic gets bad.
414
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:46,117
And Mrs. Kessler, I'm so sorry.
You keep working on those deltoids, okay?
415
00:22:46,117 --> 00:22:48,078
- Thanks, Jorge.
- What about our stuff?
416
00:22:48,078 --> 00:22:50,455
- I mean, I need to pack, the baby. It's--
- Oh, no.
417
00:22:50,455 --> 00:22:52,582
I got all the basics packed already.
Yeah. When we get there,
418
00:22:52,582 --> 00:22:55,168
we're gonna use the money that we
saved on flights to go all Pretty Woman
419
00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:56,586
in those fancy hotel boutiques...
420
00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:58,380
- ...that smell like leather and patchouli.
- Stop.
421
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:00,715
And guess who's got no budget?
You get whatever you want.
422
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:05,053
Okay. This is totally crazy.
423
00:23:05,053 --> 00:23:06,638
- Dan, this is crazy.
- I know. It's crazy.
424
00:23:06,638 --> 00:23:07,931
- Oh, my God.
- We're gonna get crazy.
425
00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:09,474
We're going to Vegas!
426
00:23:10,642 --> 00:23:11,851
Do we have snacks?
427
00:23:11,851 --> 00:23:13,228
Let's just get out there on the road,
428
00:23:13,228 --> 00:23:14,896
and then we can make a stop and--
429
00:23:19,859 --> 00:23:22,946
I think I'm gonna take a shortcut.
Save us a little bit of time.
430
00:23:22,946 --> 00:23:24,364
What?
431
00:23:29,494 --> 00:23:30,537
Go, go, go!
432
00:23:31,538 --> 00:23:33,873
- Shit.
- It's a shortcut. You never take Elmwood?
433
00:23:33,873 --> 00:23:34,791
Shit.
434
00:23:43,508 --> 00:23:44,718
All right. We're off.
435
00:23:51,892 --> 00:23:53,143
Hey, Maxie.
436
00:23:53,727 --> 00:23:54,978
- First road trip.
- Yeah.
437
00:23:56,062 --> 00:23:57,898
Max, you excited?
438
00:23:57,898 --> 00:24:01,067
Five hours on a plane,
or 33 hours in a car?
439
00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:02,235
I choose 33 hours.
440
00:24:03,069 --> 00:24:04,279
Da!
441
00:24:12,078 --> 00:24:13,872
Honey, you remembered my boots!
442
00:24:13,872 --> 00:24:15,749
- Yeah.
- Baby!
443
00:24:15,749 --> 00:24:16,917
I can't believe that.
444
00:24:23,256 --> 00:24:25,634
- Oh, my God. Jesus. Dad.
- Jesus.
445
00:24:25,634 --> 00:24:27,427
- Easy there, lead-foot.
- Sorry about that.
446
00:24:27,427 --> 00:24:29,137
Think a squirrel or something
jumped out in front of me.
447
00:24:31,598 --> 00:24:33,225
Oh, my God.
448
00:24:33,225 --> 00:24:36,144
- Where on earth are you taking us?
- What? Oh, no. This is a shortcut, honey.
449
00:24:36,144 --> 00:24:37,437
You never take it?
450
00:24:39,189 --> 00:24:40,023
Shit.
451
00:24:43,568 --> 00:24:44,778
He's tracking us.
452
00:24:45,362 --> 00:24:46,446
Oh, nothing.
453
00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:47,572
Nothing, honey.
454
00:24:56,831 --> 00:25:00,377
You know what? Actually, I gotta stop
and check something at work real quick.
455
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:13,223
- Is that Hal?
- Yeah. He's got a new mustache.
456
00:25:13,223 --> 00:25:15,058
- You work with that guy?
- It will just be a second.
457
00:25:20,647 --> 00:25:22,274
I think there's a service area
to the right.
458
00:25:32,284 --> 00:25:35,829
All right. If you guys just give me
a second, I'll be right there.
459
00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:43,628
- Dad, what the hell?
- Language, Nina.
460
00:25:44,754 --> 00:25:46,089
Dan, what the hell?
461
00:25:46,089 --> 00:25:47,674
Oh, well, we're driving 2,000 miles.
462
00:25:47,674 --> 00:25:49,593
We've gotta change the oil,
check the coolant,
463
00:25:50,844 --> 00:25:52,095
pop a little extra air in the tires.
464
00:25:52,095 --> 00:25:54,890
I'd hate to be halfway across the desert
and wish we'd checked that coolant, right?
465
00:25:54,890 --> 00:25:57,017
Can we not be in the car for it?
466
00:26:01,563 --> 00:26:03,523
Okay, he's stopped.
He's right ahead of us.
467
00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:26,546
He should be here.
468
00:26:35,013 --> 00:26:37,182
Hey, guys.
Just hang in there for a minute.
469
00:26:37,182 --> 00:26:38,266
Dan?
470
00:26:39,226 --> 00:26:40,810
Mom, when we're in Vegas,
471
00:26:40,810 --> 00:26:43,480
- can I go to HyperX?
- No, you're not going to a strip club.
472
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,065
- It's not a strip club.
- Why are you laughing?
473
00:26:45,065 --> 00:26:46,274
You're not gambling, Nina.
474
00:26:46,274 --> 00:26:47,817
- Do you have a fake ID?
- I'm not being-- No.
475
00:26:47,817 --> 00:26:49,152
Dan!
476
00:26:49,152 --> 00:26:51,780
Hey, Hal. Nice wheels.
477
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:53,114
- She just come in?
- Yeah.
478
00:26:53,114 --> 00:26:54,866
I was thinking about
opening her up a little bit.
479
00:26:54,866 --> 00:26:58,161
Oh, man. I tell you what.
She wants to go fast.
480
00:26:58,161 --> 00:26:59,329
Cars are like chicks, man.
481
00:26:59,329 --> 00:27:01,665
- Yes! Right.
- Get her on the freeway.
482
00:27:01,665 --> 00:27:03,792
You open her up.
And you get a ticket, it's on me.
483
00:27:09,381 --> 00:27:11,675
I got him. He's on the move.
He's heading west.
484
00:27:16,596 --> 00:27:17,681
Hey, guys.
485
00:27:17,681 --> 00:27:18,848
- Yes?
- We're ready.
486
00:27:18,848 --> 00:27:21,101
Are we going to Vegas,
or are we just gonna live up here?
487
00:27:21,101 --> 00:27:22,644
We're on our way, honey.
488
00:27:50,505 --> 00:27:53,758
- Honey, aren't your feet cold?
- I don't care. I am on vacation.
489
00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:55,844
What are you doing?
490
00:27:55,844 --> 00:27:57,387
I'm posting about our trip.
491
00:27:58,305 --> 00:28:00,599
Look, do we really need to be posting
and tweeting and TikToking?
492
00:28:00,599 --> 00:28:01,975
In my day,
road trips were all about interaction.
493
00:28:01,975 --> 00:28:04,060
No, Dad. Please. I can't deal
with a dad lecture right now.
494
00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:06,646
You literally don't even know how to text,
so your opinion doesn't count.
495
00:28:06,646 --> 00:28:08,648
I'm serious. This should be
a device-free vacation, okay?
496
00:28:08,648 --> 00:28:09,733
Give them up, now.
497
00:28:09,733 --> 00:28:10,984
- What?
- Seriously.
498
00:28:10,984 --> 00:28:12,444
- What?
- Give it up. Now.
499
00:28:12,444 --> 00:28:15,947
- Jess, a little help?
- Okay, you heard him. Hand 'em over.
500
00:28:17,616 --> 00:28:18,617
Yours too.
501
00:28:19,701 --> 00:28:22,537
All right. Mine too. All of us, okay?
Solidarity! Bye!
502
00:28:22,537 --> 00:28:27,083
No!
503
00:28:31,504 --> 00:28:33,465
No, no, no. Dad.
504
00:28:33,465 --> 00:28:35,342
- No way you just did that. What?
- Oh, my God, Dad.
505
00:28:35,342 --> 00:28:37,677
I've just freed our family
from the shackles of technology
506
00:28:37,677 --> 00:28:39,471
- with a flick of my wrist. Just like that.
- Stop the car.
507
00:28:39,471 --> 00:28:42,557
And trust me, it's gonna bring us all
closer together. Just you wait.
508
00:28:42,557 --> 00:28:44,017
You've lost your mind.
509
00:28:44,017 --> 00:28:46,269
- Oh, my God.
- Whatever. I'll just buy myself a new one.
510
00:28:47,103 --> 00:28:48,271
What, like you buy your friends?
511
00:28:48,271 --> 00:28:50,273
- Look, Samir is a business associate.
- Oh, yeah.
512
00:28:50,273 --> 00:28:52,359
- Look. At least they're talking.
- Do you wanna tell Mom and Dad
513
00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:53,944
- about all your business endeavors?
- I don't give a--
514
00:28:53,944 --> 00:28:55,570
I've got a question for you,
Mr. Spontaneous.
515
00:28:55,570 --> 00:28:58,323
Without our phones, how are we
gonna know where we're going?
516
00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:00,742
If this is a joke, it's not funny.
517
00:29:00,742 --> 00:29:03,453
It's not a joke. We're going
on a family road trip. We need maps.
518
00:29:03,453 --> 00:29:05,330
Dude, why don't you just, like, you know--
519
00:29:07,165 --> 00:29:09,459
Yeah, Dad. Why?
520
00:29:09,459 --> 00:29:11,795
Because he was trying
to promote familial bonding
521
00:29:11,795 --> 00:29:13,838
through the forcible
removal of technology.
522
00:29:14,673 --> 00:29:16,967
Look, I need travel help.
Isn't this what you do?
523
00:29:17,717 --> 00:29:19,344
Not for a long time.
524
00:29:22,013 --> 00:29:23,640
What's your destination?
525
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,808
Las Vegas.
526
00:29:24,808 --> 00:29:26,518
I'm also going to need help
with some reservations,
527
00:29:26,518 --> 00:29:28,728
if that's not too much
of an inconvenience for you.
528
00:29:29,854 --> 00:29:32,732
Okay. Here you go.
529
00:29:34,067 --> 00:29:35,318
All right.
530
00:29:38,321 --> 00:29:42,867
- I'm gonna need a credit card.
- You know what? Here's my membership card.
531
00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:45,328
I think you'll see
I've got a few rewards points there.
532
00:29:45,328 --> 00:29:46,705
That's not really how it works.
533
00:29:46,705 --> 00:29:48,248
- It's like a whole thing.
- I get it.
534
00:29:48,248 --> 00:29:50,875
Maybe with all those points,
I don't even need a credit card.
535
00:29:53,253 --> 00:29:54,921
What do you think, Levon? Are we good?
536
00:29:54,921 --> 00:29:56,256
How many points do we have?
537
00:29:56,256 --> 00:29:59,509
Looks like you are platinum elite
superior diamond members.
538
00:30:00,051 --> 00:30:01,845
And I would love to help you today.
539
00:30:03,388 --> 00:30:05,432
Stop, collaborate and listen
540
00:30:05,432 --> 00:30:07,642
Ice is back with a brand-new invention
541
00:30:07,642 --> 00:30:11,313
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
542
00:30:11,313 --> 00:30:12,439
Will it ever stop?
Yo
543
00:30:12,439 --> 00:30:15,901
I don't know
Turn off the lights and-- and I'll glow
544
00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:17,777
To the extreme
I rock a mic like a vandal
545
00:30:17,777 --> 00:30:20,488
- Please stop. Can someone unlock the car?
- A chump like a candle
546
00:30:23,950 --> 00:30:24,951
Deadly
547
00:30:26,161 --> 00:30:28,079
Say, "Ooh."
548
00:30:28,079 --> 00:30:29,164
Damn.
549
00:30:29,789 --> 00:30:30,916
It's pretty impressive, huh?
550
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,084
How good is Mom?
551
00:30:33,084 --> 00:30:34,502
...problem, yo, I'll solve it
552
00:30:34,502 --> 00:30:36,421
Check out the hook
While the DJ revolves it
553
00:30:36,421 --> 00:30:38,256
Ice, ice, baby
554
00:30:38,882 --> 00:30:40,050
Come on, guys.
555
00:30:40,675 --> 00:30:43,428
- Ice, ice, baby
- What is "ice, ice, baby"?
556
00:31:02,697 --> 00:31:04,157
Call in everybody.
557
00:31:04,658 --> 00:31:06,785
The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros.
558
00:31:06,785 --> 00:31:09,746
- I want 'em found.
- Well, there's no hits on their cards.
559
00:31:09,746 --> 00:31:11,206
Must be using cash.
560
00:31:11,206 --> 00:31:13,500
I've been tracking their socials,
but nothing so far.
561
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,085
Must have turned their phones off.
562
00:31:15,669 --> 00:31:18,463
Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi.
563
00:31:18,463 --> 00:31:19,673
He's pretty good.
564
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:24,594
Get eyes on the road,
and find that minivan.
565
00:31:24,594 --> 00:31:26,012
You got it, boss.
566
00:31:26,012 --> 00:31:28,682
Be tough for him to switch cars
without tipping off the family.
567
00:31:28,682 --> 00:31:31,101
- What makes you think they don't know?
- They're still with him.
568
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:43,738
Look at you. You're in withdrawal.
569
00:31:43,738 --> 00:31:46,825
Can you really not go, like, one day
without blowing people's brains out?
570
00:31:46,825 --> 00:31:48,159
I have a brand to manage.
571
00:31:48,159 --> 00:31:50,912
A desensitized cog
in the violence-obsessed
572
00:31:50,912 --> 00:31:52,747
capitalist machine is a brand?
573
00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:53,957
Oh, good. Trevor's here.
574
00:31:53,957 --> 00:31:56,835
Do you even remember
what your own personality is like?
575
00:31:57,419 --> 00:31:58,378
No.
576
00:32:00,505 --> 00:32:01,631
You used to be cool.
577
00:32:05,677 --> 00:32:08,763
- Do I know you?
- I don't think so.
578
00:32:08,763 --> 00:32:10,473
Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch.
579
00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:13,935
You're the guy who took down
Synapse live on his own stream!
580
00:32:13,935 --> 00:32:15,353
You're Kyllboi. Right?
581
00:32:16,354 --> 00:32:17,856
You know about that?
582
00:32:17,856 --> 00:32:19,941
Yeah. Dude, that was badass.
583
00:32:19,941 --> 00:32:21,276
Can I get a picture?
584
00:32:22,068 --> 00:32:22,986
Sure.
585
00:32:24,362 --> 00:32:27,407
Jess, I don't know how to tell you this,
586
00:32:27,407 --> 00:32:30,410
but when we get to Vegas,
we're not coming home.
587
00:32:30,994 --> 00:32:33,496
The truth is,
I haven't been completely hon--
588
00:32:34,789 --> 00:32:36,875
The truth is, when we met--
589
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:38,460
Before I met--
590
00:32:43,590 --> 00:32:46,009
All right, here we go.
We've got rooms 152 and 153.
591
00:32:46,885 --> 00:32:49,262
Can I get four of those
disposable cameras too, please?
592
00:32:49,262 --> 00:32:50,347
Yeah.
593
00:32:51,389 --> 00:32:52,557
Here you go.
594
00:32:52,557 --> 00:32:54,559
- Thank you. Keep the change.
- Thank you.
595
00:32:58,438 --> 00:33:00,440
You're awesome, dude. For real.
596
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,858
I mean, thank you.
597
00:33:01,858 --> 00:33:04,361
I mean, this is literally the worst ever--
598
00:33:04,361 --> 00:33:05,445
I'm gonna get you.
599
00:33:05,946 --> 00:33:07,072
I'm gonna get you!
600
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:08,907
All right. Here, kiddo.
Go make some memories.
601
00:33:08,907 --> 00:33:11,284
Yeah, I'm-- I don't know, this is--
It's just a weird experience for me.
602
00:33:11,284 --> 00:33:13,954
- That's so cool I ran into you.
- Look at your brother. He's made a friend.
603
00:33:13,954 --> 00:33:15,580
- Can you do the thing?
- Yeah.
604
00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:19,042
- Awesome. Thanks, Kyllboi.
- Thank you.
605
00:33:20,335 --> 00:33:22,546
- Hey, what was all this about?
- That's a really good question.
606
00:33:22,546 --> 00:33:24,965
- What was that about?
- Yeah, and who's Kyllboi?
607
00:33:24,965 --> 00:33:27,884
You know, that sounds familiar.
I feel like I know who that is.
608
00:33:27,884 --> 00:33:29,386
- That's--
- No one.
609
00:33:29,386 --> 00:33:30,845
- It's nothing.
- Oh, my God.
610
00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:32,138
- It's not important.
- He's Kyllboi.
611
00:33:32,138 --> 00:33:34,349
It's his gamer tag. He never quit gaming.
612
00:33:34,349 --> 00:33:36,309
He thinks he's, like,
famous or something now.
613
00:33:36,309 --> 00:33:37,477
Really?
614
00:33:37,477 --> 00:33:40,230
- Big boy!
- Da.
615
00:33:40,230 --> 00:33:42,148
- Da?
- Is she gonna post that picture?
616
00:33:42,774 --> 00:33:44,651
- Probably, yeah.
- Hey!
617
00:33:44,651 --> 00:33:46,152
Did you get some rooms?
618
00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:48,947
No. They're all booked.
We gotta keep going.
619
00:33:48,947 --> 00:33:50,365
- Really?
- Yeah.
620
00:34:14,931 --> 00:34:15,807
It's them.
621
00:34:21,646 --> 00:34:22,731
Let's go.
622
00:36:54,090 --> 00:36:56,259
- What was that?
- Hey, honey.
623
00:36:56,259 --> 00:36:58,136
Just a little bit of a pothole there.
624
00:37:00,597 --> 00:37:04,434
Max, did you see that?
That guy was flying.
625
00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:26,373
Oh, my God.
626
00:37:26,373 --> 00:37:28,166
- Jesus.
- Oh, my God.
627
00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:32,045
- Where are we?
- Iowa.
628
00:37:32,045 --> 00:37:33,630
- Iowa?
- Yeah.
629
00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:35,006
Wait. Did you drive all night?
630
00:37:35,006 --> 00:37:36,591
Well, what can I say?
631
00:37:36,591 --> 00:37:39,344
I was so damn excited I couldn't sleep.
632
00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:41,263
I mean, I kept getting second winds.
More like fifth winds.
633
00:37:41,263 --> 00:37:43,640
- And then, before you know it, bam.
- God.
634
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,849
We're in Iowa City.
635
00:37:44,849 --> 00:37:46,434
That's not a real cow, honey.
636
00:37:46,434 --> 00:37:47,852
- Okay?
- Oh, my God.
637
00:37:48,728 --> 00:37:50,522
Oh, my God.
Did you just say we're in Iowa City?
638
00:37:50,522 --> 00:37:51,648
- Oh, my God.
- Yes, honey.
639
00:37:51,648 --> 00:37:54,067
That means we're literally,
like, half an inch from SIU.
640
00:37:54,067 --> 00:37:55,402
We can stop and--
641
00:37:55,402 --> 00:37:57,404
We are not gonna
stop and see Trevor, okay?
642
00:37:57,988 --> 00:38:01,241
Actually, I meant that I wanted to see
campus, but whatever.
643
00:38:01,241 --> 00:38:03,660
Right. 'Cause you're really
interested in seeing the facilities.
644
00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:05,245
- Yeah. Actually, I am.
- Are you serious?
645
00:38:05,245 --> 00:38:07,706
Are we gonna argue about this?
About you following a boy to college?
646
00:38:07,706 --> 00:38:09,291
- I'm not following a boy to col--
- Guys.
647
00:38:09,291 --> 00:38:10,834
You're gonna go for three months--
648
00:38:10,834 --> 00:38:12,836
- Guys.
- It's the college that I want to go to.
649
00:38:12,836 --> 00:38:14,296
Obviously,
I would want to go see the campus.
650
00:38:14,296 --> 00:38:16,923
- Why do you wanna go?
- We're so far from home.
651
00:38:16,923 --> 00:38:18,508
This place is gorgeous.
652
00:38:18,508 --> 00:38:20,302
How could you not want me to come here?
653
00:38:22,470 --> 00:38:25,432
I cannot believe
that you are encouraging this.
654
00:38:25,432 --> 00:38:27,517
Look, it wouldn't hurt for us
to be off the road for a bit.
655
00:38:27,517 --> 00:38:30,186
Besides, I mean,
maybe if we want her to listen to us,
656
00:38:30,186 --> 00:38:31,938
we gotta start listening to her more.
657
00:38:31,938 --> 00:38:34,608
Let her look around. It's safe, nice.
658
00:38:34,608 --> 00:38:38,403
And besides,
it'll give us a chance to talk.
659
00:38:46,745 --> 00:38:49,873
Okay. You wanna find out
what college life is really about?
660
00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:52,208
Follow me.
661
00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:06,139
This takes me back.
662
00:39:06,139 --> 00:39:10,518
- It's like a toxic masculinity convention.
- It's called school spirit, Nina.
663
00:39:10,518 --> 00:39:13,313
Yeah, okay. You're not the one who's
gonna get flipped over in a porta-potty.
664
00:39:15,065 --> 00:39:16,608
Well, it's pretty festive. Do you like it?
665
00:39:16,608 --> 00:39:19,236
- Yeah. It's cool.
- Yes.
666
00:39:21,279 --> 00:39:23,531
Hey, sexy. You want me to show you
how to do a keg stand?
667
00:39:28,912 --> 00:39:30,372
Sorry. I didn't realize you were...
668
00:39:31,748 --> 00:39:32,916
a mom.
669
00:39:35,377 --> 00:39:36,294
Nina.
670
00:39:37,337 --> 00:39:38,505
Do you mind?
671
00:39:38,505 --> 00:39:40,131
Okay. Here you go.
672
00:39:41,925 --> 00:39:43,051
Yep.
673
00:39:43,051 --> 00:39:44,219
Oh, my God.
674
00:39:44,219 --> 00:39:46,596
- Yo! Come through. She's gonna do it.
- Mom!
675
00:39:48,098 --> 00:39:49,099
Mom!
676
00:39:49,683 --> 00:39:50,725
I can't--
677
00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:04,906
- Beer me!
- Come on! Yeah!
678
00:40:04,906 --> 00:40:08,410
Chug! Chug! Chug!
679
00:40:08,410 --> 00:40:11,746
Chug! Chug! Chug!
680
00:40:11,746 --> 00:40:12,998
Chug! Chug!
681
00:40:24,843 --> 00:40:27,762
- Don't you ever try anything like that.
- Mom, that was--
682
00:40:27,762 --> 00:40:29,931
that was awesome, actually. I--
683
00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:31,016
"Beer me"?
684
00:40:33,310 --> 00:40:35,604
Let's get out of here
before I get too competitive
685
00:40:35,604 --> 00:40:37,814
- and start kicking ass at beer pong.
- Oh, my God.
686
00:40:37,814 --> 00:40:39,316
I wonder what that looks like.
687
00:40:40,233 --> 00:40:42,235
I hope you all enjoyed seeing the library.
688
00:40:42,235 --> 00:40:43,904
First time for me too.
689
00:40:43,904 --> 00:40:45,989
- Hey, guys. Look. There's a tour.
- And you know...
690
00:40:45,989 --> 00:40:48,658
Let's slip in the back and pretend like
we were a part of the group all along.
691
00:40:48,658 --> 00:40:49,951
- Do we have to?
- Yeah.
692
00:40:49,951 --> 00:40:51,244
We're here to support your sister.
693
00:40:51,244 --> 00:40:53,121
If you're questioning that,
you get to strap on Max.
694
00:40:53,121 --> 00:40:54,789
- Let's go.
- Next up,
695
00:40:54,789 --> 00:40:58,126
we'll head on over to visit
our state-of-the-art athletic facilities.
696
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,463
I'm sorry that I ratted you out.
697
00:41:01,963 --> 00:41:04,216
It's just, it drives me crazy
that you get away with so much,
698
00:41:04,216 --> 00:41:07,552
and I get yelled at constantly just
because you guys don't get Trevor.
699
00:41:07,552 --> 00:41:08,929
We get Trevor.
700
00:41:08,929 --> 00:41:10,555
- We don't like Trevor.
- Why?
701
00:41:11,473 --> 00:41:14,351
Ever since you've been dating him, you've
been like a completely different person.
702
00:41:16,019 --> 00:41:17,354
I liked you better before.
703
00:41:18,063 --> 00:41:20,232
Plus, he treats you like shit.
You deserve more.
704
00:41:23,235 --> 00:41:27,113
Is that, like,
genuine concern for my feelings?
705
00:41:27,113 --> 00:41:28,907
No. God, no. Gross.
706
00:41:30,867 --> 00:41:33,912
I wonder what's going on in your mind.
707
00:41:33,912 --> 00:41:35,664
It's just-- I don't know.
708
00:41:35,664 --> 00:41:37,916
Another blast from the past.
709
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,001
You think you can still do it?
710
00:41:40,502 --> 00:41:44,089
No. Not unless I wanted to
end up in the hospital.
711
00:41:44,798 --> 00:41:48,343
It's just-- It's funny
to think how different my life would be
712
00:41:48,343 --> 00:41:50,470
if I hadn't torn my ACL.
713
00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:53,223
- Well, do you want it to be different?
- No. God, no.
714
00:41:53,223 --> 00:41:55,850
It's just-- You know, it's just strange.
715
00:41:55,850 --> 00:41:57,811
You've never even met that version of me.
716
00:41:57,811 --> 00:42:00,480
You just know Jessica,
the physical therapist.
717
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,065
Well, I love every version of you.
718
00:42:02,065 --> 00:42:04,401
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Especially that keg stand one.
719
00:42:04,401 --> 00:42:05,777
It was so freaking hot.
720
00:42:05,777 --> 00:42:07,654
- Yeah?
- Oh, my God.
721
00:42:08,572 --> 00:42:10,615
Did you ever have sex
on the pole-vault mat?
722
00:42:13,785 --> 00:42:15,954
- Don't answer that. Oh, my.
- God.
723
00:42:16,746 --> 00:42:19,833
You have been acting so weird
this whole trip.
724
00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:22,669
But I gotta tell you,
I'm kind of into spontaneous Dan.
725
00:42:22,669 --> 00:42:26,089
Well, you know, Jess. I mean, we all have
different versions of ourselves.
726
00:42:26,089 --> 00:42:27,632
- And sometimes, you just--
- Yeah.
727
00:42:28,216 --> 00:42:30,010
That guy with the gold chain.
728
00:42:30,010 --> 00:42:31,803
He wasn't with the group before.
729
00:42:32,554 --> 00:42:33,889
- Okay.
- What's he doing?
730
00:42:38,393 --> 00:42:40,562
Well, they grow up fast, huh?
Which one is yours?
731
00:42:41,313 --> 00:42:43,440
My daughter is back in Stuttgart.
732
00:42:44,190 --> 00:42:46,484
- I look at school for her.
- Wow. That's a hike.
733
00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:48,486
I have business here.
734
00:42:48,486 --> 00:42:51,406
Chemistry, astronomy, astrophysics...
735
00:42:51,406 --> 00:42:53,325
Hey, you mentioned
having business in Iowa.
736
00:42:53,825 --> 00:42:55,118
What business would that be?
737
00:42:55,619 --> 00:42:57,579
- Corn.
- Yeah?
738
00:42:57,579 --> 00:42:58,872
That's what's in the case?
739
00:42:58,872 --> 00:42:59,956
Of course.
740
00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:03,668
- Ladies.
- Thanks.
741
00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:05,921
- After you.
- No, I insist.
742
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,341
- Dan?
- Hey, honey.
743
00:43:09,341 --> 00:43:10,300
- Coming?
- Yeah.
744
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:12,761
I'm just getting to know this fella here.
All the way from Stuttgart, Germany.
745
00:43:13,345 --> 00:43:15,597
You know, I had a pen pal
from Stuttgart back in high school.
746
00:43:15,597 --> 00:43:17,390
I even learned a little German.
747
00:43:17,390 --> 00:43:19,643
Nobody needs to know.
748
00:43:19,643 --> 00:43:22,395
If you want to speak about
what's in the case,
749
00:43:22,395 --> 00:43:24,189
it will stay between us.
750
00:43:26,149 --> 00:43:27,442
What did you just say?
751
00:43:27,442 --> 00:43:28,610
"Where's the discotheque?"
752
00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:30,987
Right. Okay.
753
00:43:30,987 --> 00:43:32,656
Don't worry, honey. We'll catch up, okay?
754
00:43:32,656 --> 00:43:34,699
- All right, honey.
- Goodbye, my love.
755
00:43:37,994 --> 00:43:39,496
Fine. You wanna dance.
756
00:43:39,496 --> 00:43:41,081
Let's see what's in the case.
757
00:43:45,627 --> 00:43:47,712
- What the hell is that?
- Heirloom corn.
758
00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:49,214
I thought I made this clear.
759
00:43:49,839 --> 00:43:51,883
So, you're just German?
760
00:43:51,883 --> 00:43:53,343
Yes, exactly.
761
00:43:54,219 --> 00:43:55,595
Oh, shit.
762
00:44:19,327 --> 00:44:21,955
- Biology labs are over there.
- Where's Dad?
763
00:44:21,955 --> 00:44:24,666
- Physics labs are down there.
- He's talking to some German guy.
764
00:44:26,251 --> 00:44:28,169
We have our chemistry labs right here.
765
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,428
Never a dull moment in the labs.
Moving on.
766
00:44:36,428 --> 00:44:37,512
Let me show you
767
00:44:37,512 --> 00:44:40,056
the biggest Van de Graaff generator
in the Midwest.
768
00:45:43,745 --> 00:45:46,915
So, I hope you've all enjoyed
this tour of our wonderful campus.
769
00:45:46,915 --> 00:45:48,750
I know I have.
770
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,710
- Hey. It's getting late.
- Hey.
771
00:45:50,710 --> 00:45:52,504
- We should probably get back on the road.
- Yeah.
772
00:45:52,504 --> 00:45:55,840
- Where's Nina?
- I said she could go say hi to Trevor.
773
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,467
It felt cruel to deny her.
774
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,428
It's okay. She'll be back soon.
775
00:46:00,428 --> 00:46:02,764
Yeah. No. I'm not worried at all.
776
00:46:10,730 --> 00:46:11,815
Okay.
777
00:46:13,358 --> 00:46:14,609
Go away, Josh.
778
00:46:15,485 --> 00:46:16,820
It's me.
779
00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:18,280
Me who?
780
00:46:19,281 --> 00:46:20,365
Nina.
781
00:46:23,076 --> 00:46:25,328
Hey. What are you doing here?
782
00:46:25,328 --> 00:46:26,913
It's, like, a really long story.
783
00:46:26,913 --> 00:46:28,456
But, can I come in?
784
00:46:28,456 --> 00:46:30,083
You know what?
785
00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:32,544
Give me just one sec,
and I'll throw on some pants,
786
00:46:32,544 --> 00:46:34,212
and me and you can grab a matcha.
787
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,049
Oh, my God.
788
00:46:38,049 --> 00:46:39,509
- Oh, my God.
- Hang on a second.
789
00:46:39,509 --> 00:46:43,263
Oh, my God. You're cheating on me.
790
00:46:43,263 --> 00:46:47,642
Monogamy is just a construct
of our Western repressive civilization.
791
00:46:47,642 --> 00:46:48,727
Oh, my God.
792
00:46:48,727 --> 00:46:51,980
I thought
we were on the same page on that.
793
00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:53,064
All right.
794
00:46:53,857 --> 00:46:54,941
Honey, what happened?
795
00:46:54,941 --> 00:46:56,860
He's an asshole. That's what happened.
796
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,863
"Monogamy is just a construct"--
Who even says that?
797
00:46:59,863 --> 00:47:01,364
- Trevor.
- Oh, baby. I'm so sorry.
798
00:47:01,364 --> 00:47:02,782
Can we just go?
799
00:47:02,782 --> 00:47:04,492
That's a great idea, honey. Let's go.
800
00:47:09,247 --> 00:47:10,248
Hey, Beans.
801
00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:14,127
Look, I'm sorry.
You know, when I was your age, I--
802
00:47:15,045 --> 00:47:16,922
You don't need
another dad lecture, do you?
803
00:47:21,009 --> 00:47:22,135
Hey, Beans.
804
00:47:23,553 --> 00:47:25,430
You ever hear of Kyusho Jitsu?
805
00:47:25,430 --> 00:47:27,515
- Kyusho what?
- Kyusho Jitsu.
806
00:47:27,515 --> 00:47:30,810
It's a 13th-century martial art
that uses pressure points
807
00:47:30,810 --> 00:47:33,438
to inflict extreme pain
without permanent damage.
808
00:47:33,438 --> 00:47:35,190
How do you even know about that?
809
00:47:36,066 --> 00:47:38,652
Well, maybe there's more
to your old man than you thought.
810
00:47:43,907 --> 00:47:46,910
Nina, you gotta let go
of these stereotypical--
811
00:47:51,498 --> 00:47:53,917
How was that for "stereotypical,"
812
00:47:53,917 --> 00:48:00,298
you unbearably pompous,
bloviating piece of sanctimonious shit?
813
00:48:02,008 --> 00:48:03,134
Smile.
814
00:48:04,970 --> 00:48:06,137
You deserve more.
815
00:48:20,902 --> 00:48:23,613
- What did you say to her?
- It was just a dad lecture.
816
00:48:23,613 --> 00:48:25,031
God.
817
00:48:39,462 --> 00:48:40,505
What happened to the mirror?
818
00:48:41,548 --> 00:48:42,549
The mirror.
819
00:48:43,425 --> 00:48:45,218
- You didn't hear that?
- No.
820
00:48:45,218 --> 00:48:48,221
It was a semi. It went flying by.
The guy must have been doing a hundred.
821
00:48:48,221 --> 00:48:49,514
And rocks just come
822
00:48:49,514 --> 00:48:50,807
- spitting out of the tire.
- Jesus.
823
00:48:50,807 --> 00:48:52,976
One hit there.
It almost hit the windshield.
824
00:49:07,991 --> 00:49:09,034
What the--
825
00:49:12,537 --> 00:49:13,538
We got him.
826
00:49:13,538 --> 00:49:14,748
We really got you.
827
00:49:14,748 --> 00:49:16,666
You were so scared.
828
00:49:41,441 --> 00:49:44,402
So, did you tell Mom
that I quit the paper?
829
00:49:47,113 --> 00:49:48,323
No. Did you want me to?
830
00:49:50,325 --> 00:49:51,409
I was kidding.
831
00:49:51,409 --> 00:49:52,827
No. I--
832
00:49:53,453 --> 00:49:57,582
I was just kind of thinking
about maybe getting my position back.
833
00:49:59,626 --> 00:50:02,504
Yeah? That's cool.
834
00:50:03,255 --> 00:50:04,839
Only do it if you want to.
835
00:50:05,882 --> 00:50:07,133
I gotta tell you, Beans.
836
00:50:07,926 --> 00:50:10,470
You've got a hell of a voice,
and it deserves to be heard.
837
00:50:11,596 --> 00:50:15,475
Hey. No BS. All right?
838
00:50:15,475 --> 00:50:17,769
I'm serious. That piece you wrote
about pervasive corruption
839
00:50:17,769 --> 00:50:21,064
in the Board of Education--
My God. I got chills.
840
00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:23,191
You actually read that?
841
00:50:23,191 --> 00:50:24,526
Of course I did.
842
00:50:25,110 --> 00:50:27,112
Come on. I'm your biggest fan, Beans.
843
00:50:27,112 --> 00:50:29,030
Always have been, and I always will be.
844
00:50:29,948 --> 00:50:31,074
And so is your mom.
845
00:50:32,075 --> 00:50:33,285
And so are your brothers.
846
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,495
Max just hasn't told you yet.
847
00:50:38,748 --> 00:50:39,916
Oh, a smile.
848
00:50:39,916 --> 00:50:41,376
Wow. Holy shit.
849
00:50:41,376 --> 00:50:43,587
- Oh, my God.
- No, I didn't.
850
00:50:43,587 --> 00:50:45,463
That was-- No.
851
00:50:45,463 --> 00:50:47,215
I mean it. I'm proud of you.
852
00:50:48,508 --> 00:50:49,509
Thanks.
853
00:51:03,732 --> 00:51:05,901
Max is fed and settled in the kids' room.
854
00:51:06,484 --> 00:51:08,403
I am so ready for a real bed.
855
00:51:13,325 --> 00:51:14,367
What?
856
00:51:16,828 --> 00:51:17,662
Nothing.
857
00:51:24,169 --> 00:51:25,545
- Hey now.
- Hey.
858
00:51:26,421 --> 00:51:27,422
You wanna lose that?
859
00:51:32,677 --> 00:51:33,720
Wait.
860
00:51:34,304 --> 00:51:35,513
It's not Thursday.
861
00:51:39,643 --> 00:51:40,560
Okay.
862
00:51:45,232 --> 00:51:46,608
Fuck.
863
00:51:51,821 --> 00:51:53,031
Wow.
864
00:51:53,531 --> 00:51:55,200
What was that?
865
00:51:56,618 --> 00:52:00,288
That felt like-- That felt--
866
00:52:01,873 --> 00:52:02,916
That was long overdue.
867
00:52:02,916 --> 00:52:04,334
That was--
868
00:52:05,293 --> 00:52:07,796
- That's what that was.
- That felt--
869
00:52:08,797 --> 00:52:10,382
That felt different.
870
00:52:10,382 --> 00:52:12,175
- Different good, I hope.
- Different like--
871
00:52:12,884 --> 00:52:15,345
I was cheating on Dan with other Dan.
872
00:52:16,346 --> 00:52:19,391
- That different.
- No. I mean-- No. It was--
873
00:52:19,391 --> 00:52:22,394
Don't get me wrong. That was so hot.
That was like...
874
00:52:23,687 --> 00:52:24,980
What got into you?
875
00:52:26,481 --> 00:52:27,482
I don't know.
876
00:52:27,482 --> 00:52:29,150
Maybe it's being away, or...
877
00:52:30,443 --> 00:52:34,781
maybe it was seeing you upside-down
on that keg shouting, "Beer me!"
878
00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:42,247
Is this what you used to be like?
879
00:52:43,206 --> 00:52:44,249
Other Dan.
880
00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,168
Did you change because of me?
881
00:52:49,796 --> 00:52:50,797
No.
882
00:52:52,007 --> 00:52:56,344
Look, I changed because
I didn't like who I was back then.
883
00:52:57,262 --> 00:52:58,513
Then I met you.
884
00:53:00,056 --> 00:53:01,266
Then I became a dad.
885
00:53:02,309 --> 00:53:05,312
And for the first time
in a long time, I felt good.
886
00:53:05,896 --> 00:53:07,480
I just took it too far.
887
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:09,024
I got too comfortable. Too safe.
888
00:53:09,024 --> 00:53:11,610
- And that probably came across as boring...
- Well...
889
00:53:11,610 --> 00:53:13,028
- ...and maybe neglectful...
- ...for what it's worth...
890
00:53:13,028 --> 00:53:16,072
- ...and I'll never do that again.
- ...I really like both Dans.
891
00:53:16,072 --> 00:53:17,490
- Do you?
- Yeah.
892
00:53:17,490 --> 00:53:18,992
Well, I'm already here, so...
893
00:53:19,576 --> 00:53:23,413
- How convenient.
- Yeah.
894
00:53:27,834 --> 00:53:30,128
- Hello?
- Augie? We're on track tonight.
895
00:53:30,128 --> 00:53:32,214
Aria bar, 6:00 p.m.
Do you have everything?
896
00:53:32,214 --> 00:53:34,966
Some of my finest work. If I may say so.
897
00:53:34,966 --> 00:53:37,469
What, better than that passport
that got me cavity searched in Bogotá?
898
00:53:39,512 --> 00:53:41,681
You're never gonna let me
forget that, are you?
899
00:53:41,681 --> 00:53:44,184
Yeah, sure. The day I forget
the snap of that latex glove.
900
00:53:44,184 --> 00:53:45,560
Have you told them yet?
901
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,645
I'm working on it, all right?
902
00:53:46,645 --> 00:53:48,980
It's not exactly easy
to work into a conversation.
903
00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:50,523
You know, they might think
that something is up
904
00:53:50,523 --> 00:53:52,776
when they have to change their name
and leave the country.
905
00:53:52,776 --> 00:53:54,319
What are you waiting for?
906
00:53:54,319 --> 00:53:57,197
I said I'm working on it, Augie.
All right? Give me a break.
907
00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:09,668
Look, Jess.
908
00:54:11,253 --> 00:54:13,046
There's something that I need to tell you.
909
00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:15,882
About the other Dan.
910
00:54:17,008 --> 00:54:18,885
The Dan I was before we met.
911
00:54:18,885 --> 00:54:21,388
Dad? Who you talking to?
912
00:54:22,138 --> 00:54:23,223
Nobody. Sit down.
913
00:54:25,350 --> 00:54:26,601
Girls aren't ready yet.
914
00:54:28,853 --> 00:54:30,230
So, Kyllboi, huh?
915
00:54:31,022 --> 00:54:32,315
Why didn't you tell us?
916
00:54:33,149 --> 00:54:35,110
I knew you'd never get it,
917
00:54:35,110 --> 00:54:37,571
that you'd just freak out
and ban me for even longer.
918
00:54:37,571 --> 00:54:39,656
- Here you go.
- I wasn't trying to punish you, you know.
919
00:54:39,656 --> 00:54:41,283
We just wanted you
to have other interests.
920
00:54:41,283 --> 00:54:43,535
Make some friends.
Be a little bit more normal.
921
00:54:43,535 --> 00:54:47,080
I have friends. Okay? Thousands of them.
922
00:54:47,747 --> 00:54:49,791
People like me when I'm Kyllboi, okay?
923
00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:51,209
I like me.
924
00:54:51,209 --> 00:54:54,296
But when I'm Kyle,
I'm too shy to talk to girls.
925
00:54:54,296 --> 00:54:57,424
You know, I'm not good enough
to make the baseball team.
926
00:54:57,924 --> 00:54:59,175
I'm a nobody.
927
00:54:59,926 --> 00:55:02,429
But when I'm Kyllboi, I'm good, Dad.
928
00:55:02,429 --> 00:55:04,264
Like pro-level good.
929
00:55:05,807 --> 00:55:07,392
Look, okay.
930
00:55:07,392 --> 00:55:09,227
I know you think
it's all just a waste of time,
931
00:55:09,227 --> 00:55:11,605
but it takes brains and reflexes.
932
00:55:12,147 --> 00:55:13,565
The Air Force recruits gamers.
933
00:55:13,565 --> 00:55:15,734
Yeah. Maybe that's what I'm afraid of.
934
00:55:21,698 --> 00:55:23,950
- Let me show you.
- Show me what?
935
00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:26,828
- What I can do.
- Laser tag?
936
00:55:26,828 --> 00:55:28,288
You can't be serious.
937
00:55:28,288 --> 00:55:32,334
Single combat, okay? If I win,
I get to start gaming again.
938
00:55:32,334 --> 00:55:33,710
If you win, the ban remains.
939
00:55:33,710 --> 00:55:35,462
What, I don't get anything?
940
00:55:35,462 --> 00:55:37,339
Okay, fine. What do you want?
941
00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:39,883
A catch. Like we used to.
942
00:55:39,883 --> 00:55:42,594
You and me in the backyard,
throwing a ball every day for six months.
943
00:55:42,594 --> 00:55:44,471
Dad, I'm not 12.
944
00:55:44,471 --> 00:55:46,973
Well, you're gonna smoke me anyway.
Right, Mr. Brains and Reflexes?
945
00:55:46,973 --> 00:55:48,308
Fine. Good luck.
946
00:55:48,308 --> 00:55:49,351
You are so screwed.
947
00:55:51,561 --> 00:55:52,562
Let's go.
948
00:55:52,562 --> 00:55:54,940
You're green. You're blue.
949
00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:56,650
Once you're hit,
you're out for five seconds.
950
00:55:56,650 --> 00:55:58,777
First one to three kills, wins.
951
00:55:58,777 --> 00:56:00,195
You just pull the trigger?
952
00:56:02,072 --> 00:56:03,531
Death match.
953
00:56:03,531 --> 00:56:05,033
Prepare yourself.
954
00:56:05,033 --> 00:56:08,703
Three, two, one, fight.
955
00:56:08,703 --> 00:56:10,163
Go easy on me, buddy.
956
00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:15,877
Dad. Come on.
I'll give you a free one, yeah?
957
00:56:15,877 --> 00:56:16,836
All right.
958
00:56:24,553 --> 00:56:26,638
- First blood.
- I got lucky there.
959
00:56:27,764 --> 00:56:28,765
All right. That's one.
960
00:56:35,981 --> 00:56:37,023
How are you doing this?
961
00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:38,942
No. No, don't--
962
00:56:42,779 --> 00:56:46,241
Hey, Kyllboi. I thought you wanted
to play laser tag, not hide-and-seek.
963
00:56:54,291 --> 00:56:58,336
You sneaky little shit.
You're getting pretty good at this, Kyle.
964
00:57:02,007 --> 00:57:03,717
Well, at least I don't need a DNA test.
965
00:57:03,717 --> 00:57:05,010
Sudden death.
966
00:57:16,813 --> 00:57:18,148
Game over.
967
00:57:20,442 --> 00:57:22,861
Kyle, come on. Don't be mad.
968
00:57:23,653 --> 00:57:24,863
You conned me.
969
00:57:24,863 --> 00:57:27,032
You're a laser tag savant.
970
00:57:27,032 --> 00:57:28,450
No. I was a kid in the '80s.
971
00:57:28,450 --> 00:57:30,285
Yeah, like there were lasers back then.
972
00:57:31,244 --> 00:57:33,955
Come on, pal. You were good in there.
973
00:57:33,955 --> 00:57:35,790
You adapted quickly. You got creative.
974
00:57:35,790 --> 00:57:37,125
You almost had me.
975
00:57:38,335 --> 00:57:40,879
And I gotta admit,
I really enjoyed doing that with you.
976
00:57:41,463 --> 00:57:42,881
I mean, it meant a lot to me.
977
00:57:44,507 --> 00:57:45,634
Are we good?
978
00:57:46,509 --> 00:57:48,053
Come on. Give me some love.
979
00:57:48,845 --> 00:57:50,597
Real love. Yeah.
980
00:57:52,224 --> 00:57:55,393
- Not bad for an old man, huh?
- Yeah. For sure.
981
00:57:56,561 --> 00:57:59,564
Hey. What do you say, mamacita?
982
00:58:00,398 --> 00:58:01,816
Home stretch. You ready?
983
00:58:01,816 --> 00:58:03,068
- Vegas!
- Are you ready?
984
00:58:03,068 --> 00:58:04,694
Maxie.
985
00:58:13,870 --> 00:58:16,081
- I love you.
- I love you.
986
00:58:26,299 --> 00:58:28,510
It's amazing.
987
00:58:32,264 --> 00:58:33,974
Oh, home
988
00:58:33,974 --> 00:58:36,351
Let me come home
989
00:58:37,060 --> 00:58:40,146
Home is wherever I'm with you
990
00:58:40,730 --> 00:58:45,443
Oh, home, let me come home
991
00:58:45,443 --> 00:58:48,738
Home is wherever I'm with you
992
00:58:56,830 --> 00:58:57,747
Vegas!
993
00:59:00,125 --> 00:59:01,126
Yeah!
994
00:59:06,381 --> 00:59:07,674
{\an8}Donny Osmond.
995
00:59:08,592 --> 00:59:09,885
{\an8}Adele!
996
00:59:17,893 --> 00:59:20,729
- Oh, my gosh.
- Well, look at this. We got a spot.
997
00:59:20,729 --> 00:59:22,147
How about that?
998
00:59:29,863 --> 00:59:30,989
Wow!
999
00:59:30,989 --> 00:59:32,490
This is so cool.
1000
00:59:32,490 --> 00:59:35,201
- Dan, the floors are so shiny.
- Look at this place!
1001
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,872
This is all ours?
1002
00:59:40,123 --> 00:59:41,333
Oh, my God.
1003
00:59:42,334 --> 00:59:43,335
Oh, wow.
1004
00:59:43,335 --> 00:59:46,379
"Enjoy the suite for which
every possible promotion has been applied.
1005
00:59:46,379 --> 00:59:49,090
You have a 7:00 p.m. reservation
at La Maison D'Or.
1006
00:59:49,090 --> 00:59:52,260
Thank you for being exceptional members.
Levon." How nice.
1007
00:59:53,970 --> 00:59:54,971
What?
1008
00:59:54,971 --> 00:59:56,932
- Nina?
- Yep.
1009
00:59:56,932 --> 00:59:58,600
You have to look at this tub.
1010
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,269
I gotta run downstairs for a sec.
Don't let them raid the minibar, okay?
1011
01:00:02,270 --> 01:00:03,480
That is not mini.
1012
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,856
Oh, my God.
1013
01:00:06,441 --> 01:00:07,734
Oh, my God. Yes!
1014
01:00:13,406 --> 01:00:14,407
Hey.
1015
01:00:16,034 --> 01:00:18,078
Look at you, playing the family man.
1016
01:00:18,078 --> 01:00:19,704
I'm not playing. This is my life.
1017
01:00:20,872 --> 01:00:22,457
You see any sign of trouble
on your way in?
1018
01:00:23,041 --> 01:00:24,626
- Uh-uh.
- Me neither.
1019
01:00:24,626 --> 01:00:27,254
I mean, I messed up, stopping in Iowa,
but I think we're in the clear.
1020
01:00:27,254 --> 01:00:30,090
Well, then enjoy your last night
as Dan Morgan, my friend.
1021
01:00:30,090 --> 01:00:34,094
I've got you on a flight to Vancouver
in the morning under your new identities.
1022
01:00:34,094 --> 01:00:36,638
Hey. You're a lifesaver, Augs. Thank you.
1023
01:00:37,305 --> 01:00:39,057
Try to get out of Vegas
with some of it, huh?
1024
01:00:39,057 --> 01:00:41,184
I promise nothing.
1025
01:00:42,143 --> 01:00:43,645
How did the family take the news?
1026
01:00:44,396 --> 01:00:46,982
I haven't told them yet.
I'm telling Jess at dinner.
1027
01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:50,443
- I suggest a Japanese restaurant.
- Why?
1028
01:00:50,443 --> 01:00:52,195
No knives.
1029
01:01:14,384 --> 01:01:16,803
Wow. You look incredible.
1030
01:01:16,803 --> 01:01:17,888
I know.
1031
01:01:17,888 --> 01:01:19,973
Wow! What a lucky guy I am.
1032
01:01:21,141 --> 01:01:22,350
Wow!
1033
01:01:24,144 --> 01:01:25,186
Come on.
1034
01:01:29,065 --> 01:01:31,860
Hey. All right. You two are on Max.
1035
01:01:31,860 --> 01:01:34,112
You're not to leave this suite
under any circumstance.
1036
01:01:34,112 --> 01:01:36,865
There's food in the supersized minibar.
You do not open that door for anyone.
1037
01:01:36,865 --> 01:01:38,158
- You got it?
- Got it.
1038
01:01:38,158 --> 01:01:39,284
What about you, Maxie?
1039
01:01:39,284 --> 01:01:42,954
- You got it?
- Yeah? All right. Have fun. Be good.
1040
01:01:49,836 --> 01:01:51,630
- Screw that, right?
- Oh, yeah.
1041
01:01:51,630 --> 01:01:52,923
Ready?
1042
01:01:53,465 --> 01:01:54,549
Let's go.
1043
01:01:56,301 --> 01:01:57,594
Yeah.
1044
01:02:01,431 --> 01:02:02,724
Excited.
1045
01:02:17,530 --> 01:02:18,615
Wow.
1046
01:02:18,615 --> 01:02:21,117
Hey, let's go to HyperX.
I wanna see the esports arena.
1047
01:02:21,117 --> 01:02:25,038
No way. No, I'm not spending my time
in an arena full of Kyles. I'm not going.
1048
01:02:25,038 --> 01:02:27,165
Sucks to suck. Me and Max are going.
1049
01:02:30,502 --> 01:02:32,337
- Hello, Elvis.
- Uh-huh.
1050
01:02:44,516 --> 01:02:45,559
- Bye.
- Bye.
1051
01:03:11,418 --> 01:03:13,712
All right. I think it's just down here.
You're gonna love it.
1052
01:03:13,712 --> 01:03:15,130
I already hate it.
1053
01:03:15,755 --> 01:03:21,344
Welcome to the HyperX Arena.
Five minutes until our final round.
1054
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,056
This is sick.
1055
01:03:25,056 --> 01:03:26,850
Smells like your room on steroids.
1056
01:03:26,850 --> 01:03:27,934
Thanks.
1057
01:03:28,435 --> 01:03:29,561
That's Ren.
1058
01:03:29,561 --> 01:03:31,938
Hi. Sorry. Big fan.
1059
01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:33,815
Thanks. Wait. You're...
1060
01:03:34,441 --> 01:03:37,235
- Kyllboi.
- Yeah. I've seen your streams.
1061
01:03:37,819 --> 01:03:38,945
Thanks.
1062
01:03:40,989 --> 01:03:41,990
Hey.
1063
01:03:42,616 --> 01:03:44,367
Do you wanna meet Valkyrae and the others?
1064
01:03:45,035 --> 01:03:46,369
Hell yeah.
1065
01:03:46,369 --> 01:03:48,288
Okay. I have a gift for you.
1066
01:03:48,288 --> 01:03:50,415
- Okay.
- Take him.
1067
01:03:54,461 --> 01:03:55,921
Thank you very much.
1068
01:03:58,215 --> 01:03:59,424
- To us.
- Yeah.
1069
01:04:00,592 --> 01:04:02,594
I can't believe we actually did it.
1070
01:04:02,594 --> 01:04:03,929
- We're here.
- Yep.
1071
01:04:03,929 --> 01:04:05,513
We're here.
1072
01:04:05,513 --> 01:04:06,723
Look, Jess,
1073
01:04:06,723 --> 01:04:08,683
- There's something I need to tell you.
- Hang on.
1074
01:04:08,683 --> 01:04:10,018
- Come here.
- What?
1075
01:04:10,727 --> 01:04:11,811
Oh, my God.
1076
01:04:13,104 --> 01:04:15,482
- Thank you.
- You don't have to thank me.
1077
01:04:16,733 --> 01:04:19,027
Sorry. I interrupted.
1078
01:04:19,527 --> 01:04:22,739
No, it's okay. It's just--
The reason that we came on this trip--
1079
01:04:27,452 --> 01:04:28,536
What I was saying was--
1080
01:04:28,536 --> 01:04:30,121
Would you like some pepper?
1081
01:04:30,121 --> 01:04:32,332
I don't want pepper.
1082
01:04:32,332 --> 01:04:34,251
I want to be alone with my wife.
1083
01:04:34,251 --> 01:04:36,294
I don't actually speak French.
1084
01:04:36,294 --> 01:04:38,088
They just teach us enough to sound fancy.
1085
01:04:40,173 --> 01:04:41,383
I'll give you a minute.
1086
01:04:43,718 --> 01:04:45,053
You speak French too?
1087
01:04:46,763 --> 01:04:48,807
I took some French back in the day.
1088
01:04:48,807 --> 01:04:51,309
It's literally kind of weird
that you've never mentioned to me
1089
01:04:51,309 --> 01:04:53,687
that you speak two foreign languages.
1090
01:04:56,982 --> 01:04:58,108
How good are you?
1091
01:05:00,318 --> 01:05:02,529
I don't know, it has been a while.
1092
01:05:03,071 --> 01:05:04,614
I have traveled around the world.
1093
01:05:05,824 --> 01:05:09,035
Despite that,
it's hard to tell you the truth.
1094
01:05:09,035 --> 01:05:12,497
I'm afraid to break your heart.
1095
01:05:13,039 --> 01:05:16,501
I don't know if you will still love me...
1096
01:05:16,501 --> 01:05:19,754
once you know who I truly am.
1097
01:05:20,171 --> 01:05:24,050
I'm sorry that you're
being pulled into this...
1098
01:05:24,050 --> 01:05:25,343
but I swear on my life...
1099
01:05:25,343 --> 01:05:27,387
that I'll never let any person...
1100
01:05:27,387 --> 01:05:32,017
hurt you or the kids.
1101
01:05:34,603 --> 01:05:36,354
That was crazy sexy.
1102
01:05:37,230 --> 01:05:39,566
Why does everything sound
so much better in French?
1103
01:05:39,566 --> 01:05:41,109
Well, it's an innately melodic language.
1104
01:05:41,109 --> 01:05:43,069
At some point,
you and I are gonna have to talk
1105
01:05:43,069 --> 01:05:44,946
about why you never told me
you can do that.
1106
01:05:44,946 --> 01:05:47,657
I mean, it's crazy you didn't tell me.
1107
01:05:47,657 --> 01:05:51,077
We should also talk
about how insane you've been acting
1108
01:05:51,077 --> 01:05:52,996
ever since you showed up
and whisked us off to Vegas.
1109
01:05:52,996 --> 01:05:55,749
But right now,
I just wanna be here with you.
1110
01:05:55,749 --> 01:05:57,959
I wanna be eating this amazing food,
1111
01:05:57,959 --> 01:06:00,045
and drinking this champagne
we can't afford,
1112
01:06:00,921 --> 01:06:03,548
and enjoying each other's company,
and just maybe...
1113
01:06:05,550 --> 01:06:11,264
showing that ridiculous hotel suite
some moves it has never seen before.
1114
01:06:13,183 --> 01:06:15,936
I don't know about you, but that
sounds like a pretty perfect night.
1115
01:06:18,396 --> 01:06:21,524
- What rank are you?
- Ascendant 3.
1116
01:06:21,524 --> 01:06:24,110
Damn. Really? That's better than him.
1117
01:06:24,986 --> 01:06:26,112
That's incredible.
1118
01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:28,156
- Oh, my.
- How long you been playing for?
1119
01:06:28,156 --> 01:06:30,033
I mean, since the game came out.
1120
01:06:30,033 --> 01:06:31,785
It's cool your brother's Kyllboi.
1121
01:06:32,452 --> 01:06:34,663
- Is it?
- Yeah. He's the real deal.
1122
01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:39,918
So, is this your...
1123
01:06:39,918 --> 01:06:42,963
No. Oh, God. No.
1124
01:06:42,963 --> 01:06:45,632
- I found him. Just over there.
- Over there?
1125
01:06:45,632 --> 01:06:48,385
- Yeah.
- Just hanging out?
1126
01:06:48,385 --> 01:06:50,762
It's time for the finals.
1127
01:06:50,762 --> 01:06:56,142
Team Valkyrae
and Team iiTzTimmy onto the stage!
1128
01:07:00,146 --> 01:07:02,065
Hey, let's go.
1129
01:07:06,027 --> 01:07:07,320
Use Kyllboi.
1130
01:07:09,489 --> 01:07:10,824
Are you up for it?
1131
01:07:10,824 --> 01:07:12,200
The finals?
1132
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,452
Yeah, this is one of those moments, man.
Are you in or out?
1133
01:07:17,747 --> 01:07:20,166
- In.
- Let's go. Yeah.
1134
01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:21,376
- Okay.
- Don't be nervous.
1135
01:07:21,376 --> 01:07:23,587
- It'll be a piece of cake.
- Thanks.
1136
01:07:23,587 --> 01:07:25,171
Hey, that was kind of cool of you.
1137
01:07:26,381 --> 01:07:28,425
Not really. They're gonna get destroyed.
1138
01:07:29,551 --> 01:07:31,761
What's up, everyone?
1139
01:07:32,387 --> 01:07:34,598
Take a seat, Kyllboi, right next to me.
1140
01:07:56,328 --> 01:07:57,495
Do you have ammo?
1141
01:07:57,495 --> 01:07:59,372
I'm gonna try and block us off real quick.
1142
01:08:03,168 --> 01:08:04,169
Above here.
1143
01:08:06,504 --> 01:08:07,380
Let's go.
1144
01:08:08,757 --> 01:08:10,842
- Good job.
- Okay. Next.
1145
01:08:10,842 --> 01:08:12,385
No more bets.
1146
01:08:12,886 --> 01:08:16,932
- Oh, shoot!
- I'm gonna call the kids.
1147
01:08:16,932 --> 01:08:18,098
Okay. Yeah.
1148
01:08:21,268 --> 01:08:22,646
{\an8}Check B Main right now.
1149
01:08:22,646 --> 01:08:24,647
- Nice shot.
- Here's the last one.
1150
01:08:24,647 --> 01:08:26,149
He satcheled in.
1151
01:08:27,901 --> 01:08:29,652
- Are you serious? What was that?
- Nice!
1152
01:08:30,445 --> 01:08:32,530
That was so sick!
1153
01:08:42,958 --> 01:08:43,959
- Hey.
- Hey.
1154
01:08:43,959 --> 01:08:46,545
Hey, the kids aren't answering.
You wanna head back up?
1155
01:08:47,128 --> 01:08:48,838
Yeah. Let's do it. Okay.
1156
01:08:57,222 --> 01:08:59,307
Jess. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1157
01:09:05,188 --> 01:09:06,272
They okay?
1158
01:09:06,272 --> 01:09:07,774
They're good.
1159
01:09:10,485 --> 01:09:12,529
Look, I'm so sorry we cut the night short.
I didn't--
1160
01:09:12,529 --> 01:09:13,822
Who says we did?
1161
01:09:15,615 --> 01:09:19,286
Give me 30 seconds to freshen up,
and then meet me in bed.
1162
01:09:19,286 --> 01:09:20,370
Okay.
1163
01:09:48,899 --> 01:09:50,232
Okay.
1164
01:09:52,235 --> 01:09:53,236
Mood.
1165
01:10:04,831 --> 01:10:06,041
Love mist.
1166
01:10:09,961 --> 01:10:10,962
Jess!
1167
01:10:24,226 --> 01:10:25,185
Dan?
1168
01:10:50,335 --> 01:10:51,753
- Oh, my God.
- There he is.
1169
01:10:52,295 --> 01:10:53,421
Dan?
1170
01:10:54,256 --> 01:10:55,590
- I've been looking for you.
- Dan.
1171
01:10:59,886 --> 01:11:00,887
Dan.
1172
01:11:02,973 --> 01:11:04,349
Easy, Coogan.
1173
01:11:05,308 --> 01:11:07,435
You got me. You win.
1174
01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:15,402
Just let her go.
1175
01:11:15,944 --> 01:11:18,905
- She doesn't know anything.
- Well, I'd say she does now, Sean.
1176
01:11:19,906 --> 01:11:22,784
Yeah. So here's how this is gonna go.
1177
01:11:23,618 --> 01:11:24,661
First, I'm gonna kill you.
1178
01:11:25,579 --> 01:11:26,580
And then I'm gonna kill her.
1179
01:11:27,872 --> 01:11:30,834
And then I'm gonna have my associate
at HyperX kill your kids.
1180
01:11:32,794 --> 01:11:33,795
How's that sound?
1181
01:11:39,259 --> 01:11:40,468
I can explain.
1182
01:11:48,268 --> 01:11:50,478
That's normal, honey.
Everybody barfs their first time.
1183
01:11:52,564 --> 01:11:53,857
Give me one second.
1184
01:12:01,698 --> 01:12:02,741
What?
1185
01:12:03,408 --> 01:12:05,035
Oh, my God.
1186
01:12:07,287 --> 01:12:08,580
Jess, wait. Where are you going?
1187
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:10,248
HyperX.
1188
01:12:18,757 --> 01:12:21,968
So, do you want me to talk,
or do you have things to say?
1189
01:12:21,968 --> 01:12:24,095
- Do I have things to say?
- Right. Sorry.
1190
01:12:24,095 --> 01:12:26,556
I have eyeball on me, Sean.
1191
01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:28,350
Fucking eyeball.
1192
01:12:30,352 --> 01:12:32,562
- Jess.
- Shut up. Shut up!
1193
01:12:32,562 --> 01:12:35,065
I don't wanna hear it.
I don't even wanna look at you.
1194
01:12:35,065 --> 01:12:36,399
I just wanna find my kids,
1195
01:12:36,399 --> 01:12:39,653
who don't have their goddamn phones
because you threw them away!
1196
01:12:42,906 --> 01:12:44,950
Kyllboi, it's just you and me.
1197
01:12:46,701 --> 01:12:49,037
Take this guy. Breach.
1198
01:12:52,165 --> 01:12:53,208
Watch out!
1199
01:12:54,834 --> 01:12:56,670
- I have a rez.
- Okay.
1200
01:13:00,131 --> 01:13:01,383
Oh, no.
1201
01:13:03,051 --> 01:13:04,719
- Shit on!
- Oh, my God.
1202
01:13:05,387 --> 01:13:06,888
It's all on you, man.
1203
01:13:06,888 --> 01:13:08,473
To the left. Nice shot.
1204
01:13:10,642 --> 01:13:12,519
- Nice. One more.
- Coming.
1205
01:13:17,983 --> 01:13:19,484
- Let's go!
- Yes! Yes!
1206
01:13:20,277 --> 01:13:22,195
We have a winner!
1207
01:13:23,572 --> 01:13:25,865
- Team Valkyrae wins!
- Yes!
1208
01:13:27,826 --> 01:13:29,619
{\an8}Doesn't get much closer than that.
1209
01:13:29,619 --> 01:13:32,539
{\an8}Kyllboi! Kyllboi! That's right.
1210
01:13:32,539 --> 01:13:35,792
- Kyllboi!
- Give it up!
1211
01:13:40,672 --> 01:13:42,757
- It's Kyllboi.
- Who's Kyllboi?
1212
01:13:43,258 --> 01:13:44,426
Kyllboi!
1213
01:13:44,426 --> 01:13:45,510
Kyle?
1214
01:13:45,510 --> 01:13:47,345
Oh, shit. Kyle!
1215
01:13:48,972 --> 01:13:50,515
- Hey!
- Where's your brother?
1216
01:13:50,515 --> 01:13:52,559
That's a funny story.
He's literally right there.
1217
01:13:52,559 --> 01:13:54,185
- No. Your other brother.
- Okay, yeah. He's fine.
1218
01:13:54,185 --> 01:13:55,270
He's good. He's with Ren.
1219
01:13:55,270 --> 01:13:56,730
- What?
- Excuse me.
1220
01:13:56,730 --> 01:13:58,356
See?
1221
01:13:58,356 --> 01:14:01,735
- He's fine. Max is great. Heya.
- Hey.
1222
01:14:02,819 --> 01:14:03,945
- Okay. Call me.
- Listen.
1223
01:14:03,945 --> 01:14:06,031
I know you guys are mad--
1224
01:14:06,031 --> 01:14:07,949
Listen, that's me they're cheering for.
1225
01:14:07,949 --> 01:14:10,410
- What were you thinking?
- Well, Max is fine.
1226
01:14:10,410 --> 01:14:12,370
Okay, look. Guys,
we don't have time for this, okay?
1227
01:14:12,370 --> 01:14:13,705
We need to get out of this city.
1228
01:14:13,705 --> 01:14:14,956
Overreact much?
1229
01:14:14,956 --> 01:14:17,083
Wait. Why do we have to leave?
1230
01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:18,752
Because.
1231
01:14:18,752 --> 01:14:20,837
- Jess, tell them, please.
- This is all on you.
1232
01:14:21,963 --> 01:14:24,841
We have to leave because
my former coworkers are trying to kill us.
1233
01:14:24,841 --> 01:14:26,468
What? From Planet Car Deals?
1234
01:14:26,468 --> 01:14:28,303
I'm not kidding around. Ask Max.
1235
01:14:28,887 --> 01:14:30,847
Before I met your mom,
I was a covert assassin.
1236
01:14:30,847 --> 01:14:32,557
I escaped that life,
and now they've found us.
1237
01:14:35,810 --> 01:14:38,313
Dad, you are, like,
the biggest wimp on the planet.
1238
01:14:39,648 --> 01:14:42,317
Thank you. Move. Go! Now!
1239
01:14:43,318 --> 01:14:44,861
Go, go.
1240
01:14:46,238 --> 01:14:47,822
Find an exit.
1241
01:14:49,616 --> 01:14:54,246
- Move, guys. Come on.
- Go. Go.
1242
01:15:00,126 --> 01:15:01,336
- Dad?
- What the fuck?
1243
01:15:01,336 --> 01:15:03,004
I'm gonna draw her fire, okay?
1244
01:15:03,004 --> 01:15:06,675
When I do, take the kids that way.
I'll be right behind you, okay?
1245
01:15:39,082 --> 01:15:40,166
Go.
1246
01:15:43,461 --> 01:15:45,046
Jess, she's coming. Wait here.
1247
01:15:45,046 --> 01:15:47,007
- Okay.
- Wait right here.
1248
01:15:58,518 --> 01:15:59,769
It's okay, honey.
1249
01:15:59,769 --> 01:16:01,771
Everyone barfs the first time.
1250
01:16:06,026 --> 01:16:08,111
Come on, we gotta go. Come on. Let's go.
1251
01:16:11,114 --> 01:16:12,157
Move, guys. Go.
1252
01:16:31,968 --> 01:16:33,553
My real name is Sean.
1253
01:16:34,471 --> 01:16:35,931
My mother died when I was four.
1254
01:16:36,431 --> 01:16:37,599
My father was prone to violence.
1255
01:16:37,599 --> 01:16:39,851
When I turned 18,
it was straight into the army.
1256
01:16:40,352 --> 01:16:43,063
I dunno. Maybe it was his genes
coming out, but I thrived.
1257
01:16:43,063 --> 01:16:44,814
I was a Green Beret. I was a Delta.
1258
01:16:44,814 --> 01:16:47,484
And then I was approached
by a man named McCaffrey.
1259
01:16:47,484 --> 01:16:48,944
Former SAS.
1260
01:16:49,527 --> 01:16:52,447
He took my training to a whole other level
and recruited me into a special program.
1261
01:16:52,447 --> 01:16:55,909
- It was a chance to do some real good.
- What kind of special program?
1262
01:16:55,909 --> 01:16:57,702
We took out the worst of the worst.
1263
01:16:57,702 --> 01:17:00,330
Terrorists, warlords,
kidnappers all over the world.
1264
01:17:00,330 --> 01:17:02,082
Ones the government
couldn't legally touch.
1265
01:17:02,082 --> 01:17:03,667
Took out, as in...
1266
01:17:05,335 --> 01:17:06,836
- Well, how many?
- Twenty-six.
1267
01:17:06,836 --> 01:17:09,506
- You've killed 26 pe--
- No.
1268
01:17:09,506 --> 01:17:11,800
No, I went on 26 operations.
1269
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,051
Oh, God.
1270
01:17:13,718 --> 01:17:15,887
- Thirty-nine people.
- That's more!
1271
01:17:17,556 --> 01:17:19,975
- Are we including this trip?
- Total dead people, Dan!
1272
01:17:19,975 --> 01:17:21,309
- Dad.
- Forty-three.
1273
01:17:22,185 --> 01:17:23,228
They were all bad.
1274
01:17:23,228 --> 01:17:26,982
- You are such a hypocrite.
- All bad people.
1275
01:17:26,982 --> 01:17:31,570
You took away the one thing I'm good at
because there's fake violence,
1276
01:17:31,570 --> 01:17:32,696
and you're a serial killer?
1277
01:17:32,696 --> 01:17:35,365
Dad, you were working
for the good guys, right?
1278
01:17:35,365 --> 01:17:37,117
McCaffrey was a father figure.
1279
01:17:37,117 --> 01:17:38,952
I trusted him, but I was naive.
1280
01:17:38,952 --> 01:17:40,787
I mean, it started out legit.
1281
01:17:41,746 --> 01:17:44,040
But he got greedy and began
farming us out as mercenaries
1282
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:45,250
to the highest bidder.
1283
01:17:45,250 --> 01:17:47,752
And as soon as I found out, I left.
All right?
1284
01:17:47,752 --> 01:17:50,797
I fought my way out,
but that meant turning against my friends,
1285
01:17:50,797 --> 01:17:53,967
my mentor, against the only real family
that I'd ever known.
1286
01:17:53,967 --> 01:17:55,594
So they've been hunting you ever since.
1287
01:17:56,553 --> 01:17:59,180
- Yeah.
- I am such an idiot.
1288
01:18:00,056 --> 01:18:03,310
This is why you're so secretive,
why you never wanna go anywhere.
1289
01:18:03,310 --> 01:18:06,396
Why you're so weird about social media.
1290
01:18:06,897 --> 01:18:08,607
Why you're so anti-technology.
1291
01:18:08,607 --> 01:18:11,860
Well, with facial recognition software,
I had no choice.
1292
01:18:11,860 --> 01:18:15,030
Plus, I really do think that social media
is fundamentally disgusting and gross.
1293
01:18:15,030 --> 01:18:17,782
- God.
- But now that they found us, what happens?
1294
01:18:17,782 --> 01:18:18,992
I got it figured out.
1295
01:18:20,035 --> 01:18:21,286
We're good.
1296
01:18:22,871 --> 01:18:24,331
That's yours.
1297
01:18:24,915 --> 01:18:27,250
And that's yours. And that's yours.
1298
01:18:29,252 --> 01:18:30,295
"Molly Anderson"?
1299
01:18:30,295 --> 01:18:32,005
At least you got a real name.
1300
01:18:32,005 --> 01:18:33,506
I'm Van.
1301
01:18:33,506 --> 01:18:34,966
I'm a vehicle.
1302
01:18:34,966 --> 01:18:36,259
Van?
1303
01:18:36,259 --> 01:18:38,470
Look, we can't go back to Buffalo,
all right?
1304
01:18:38,470 --> 01:18:40,138
Those lives are over. I'm sorry.
1305
01:18:40,138 --> 01:18:44,351
I finally have a life,
and you're ruining it.
1306
01:18:47,646 --> 01:18:49,231
- Thanks, Dad.
- Kyle, come back.
1307
01:18:49,231 --> 01:18:52,817
Dad, no. You don't get to tell us
what to do anymore.
1308
01:18:52,817 --> 01:18:54,986
- Ever.
- Come--
1309
01:18:57,614 --> 01:18:59,950
- Eighteen years of lies.
- I'm still the man you married.
1310
01:18:59,950 --> 01:19:02,619
- I was just something different before.
- Something different?
1311
01:19:02,619 --> 01:19:04,996
You weren't in a band or vegan, Dan.
1312
01:19:04,996 --> 01:19:06,957
That would be something different.
1313
01:19:06,957 --> 01:19:09,376
You were an assassin for hire.
1314
01:19:09,376 --> 01:19:11,086
I kept the truth from you
to protect you, okay?
1315
01:19:11,086 --> 01:19:14,214
- But our love was real.
- Real? Are you serious?
1316
01:19:14,839 --> 01:19:16,800
What, was it so real
that you couldn't trust me
1317
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,802
with knowing how much danger we were in?
1318
01:19:19,678 --> 01:19:20,804
What did you think?
1319
01:19:21,471 --> 01:19:25,225
That I'd go blabbing about it
on the moms' school text chain?
1320
01:19:25,225 --> 01:19:26,977
- No. I--
- Or were you afraid I'd leave you,
1321
01:19:26,977 --> 01:19:28,436
knowing who you really are?
1322
01:19:28,436 --> 01:19:30,480
We were just some disguise for you,
1323
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:33,108
just some part of your cover
as a suburban schlub?
1324
01:19:33,108 --> 01:19:36,236
- What? No.
- Fuck, you must have resented us. Right?
1325
01:19:36,236 --> 01:19:40,323
Every single day, eking out a living,
wiping kids' asses, driving a minivan.
1326
01:19:40,323 --> 01:19:42,284
I love that minivan.
1327
01:19:42,284 --> 01:19:46,871
I mean, all of a sudden you're, like,
what, James Bond, and now you're what?
1328
01:19:46,871 --> 01:19:48,123
Normal.
1329
01:19:48,790 --> 01:19:52,502
A normal guy with a normal,
wonderful, perfect life.
1330
01:19:52,502 --> 01:19:54,212
That's all I've ever wanted.
1331
01:19:54,212 --> 01:19:56,089
I mean, you were a decathlete.
1332
01:19:56,089 --> 01:19:57,465
You should've medaled in Athens.
1333
01:19:57,465 --> 01:19:59,009
Do you resent your life as a mom?
1334
01:19:59,009 --> 01:20:00,093
Sometimes.
1335
01:20:01,094 --> 01:20:02,178
Yes.
1336
01:20:02,888 --> 01:20:04,014
I don't wanna be that guy.
1337
01:20:05,682 --> 01:20:07,183
I wish I could believe you.
1338
01:20:08,476 --> 01:20:09,603
I really do.
1339
01:20:10,186 --> 01:20:11,688
But to be honest,
1340
01:20:11,688 --> 01:20:14,941
this trip is the happiest
that I have seen you in years.
1341
01:20:16,484 --> 01:20:20,780
A trip in which
you have killed four people.
1342
01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:22,991
I mean, is this really you?
1343
01:20:26,369 --> 01:20:29,456
You're a stranger named Sean.
1344
01:20:34,461 --> 01:20:35,462
"Archibald Anderson."
1345
01:20:36,046 --> 01:20:37,923
Oh, damn it, Augie.
1346
01:20:39,049 --> 01:20:43,136
You know, first thing in the morning,
I am taking the kids and I am leaving.
1347
01:20:43,762 --> 01:20:46,014
- Jess, it's not safe.
- It's not safe with you.
1348
01:20:46,806 --> 01:20:48,099
They're after you, not us.
1349
01:20:48,099 --> 01:20:51,061
And from now on, I'm making
the decisions about me and the kids.
1350
01:20:53,647 --> 01:20:54,814
Jess.
1351
01:21:04,866 --> 01:21:07,077
Yeah. Hi. Thanks for picking up.
1352
01:21:07,077 --> 01:21:08,161
I know it's late.
1353
01:21:08,662 --> 01:21:12,666
I was wondering if you could help
with some travel for my family, please.
1354
01:21:40,443 --> 01:21:42,696
- Where are you going?
- Far from here, far from you.
1355
01:21:42,696 --> 01:21:44,531
- Where?
- It's none of your business.
1356
01:21:44,531 --> 01:21:45,740
What? Like hell it isn't.
1357
01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:48,034
Hey, you cannot go to the airport,
you know. They're gonna be waiting there.
1358
01:21:48,034 --> 01:21:50,328
Well, we're not.
We've made other arrangements.
1359
01:21:50,328 --> 01:21:51,413
What other arrangements?
1360
01:21:51,413 --> 01:21:54,124
Sorry, Dan. Can't say.
It's to protect you.
1361
01:21:54,124 --> 01:21:56,126
Jess-- Oh, really? Come on. Don't--
1362
01:21:58,461 --> 01:22:00,630
Jess. Please. It's not safe.
1363
01:22:00,630 --> 01:22:02,966
Then handle it. Make it safe.
1364
01:22:02,966 --> 01:22:04,968
And when you're done with it,
stay away from us.
1365
01:22:23,028 --> 01:22:24,070
Is this for us?
1366
01:22:24,821 --> 01:22:27,032
No, I don't think so. Couldn't be.
1367
01:22:34,748 --> 01:22:36,666
- Hi.
- Gwen.
1368
01:22:37,542 --> 01:22:40,003
What are you doing here?
I wasn't expecting all this.
1369
01:22:40,003 --> 01:22:43,089
I was on a layover nearby, and I thought,
I'll just come get you myself.
1370
01:22:43,882 --> 01:22:45,091
Okay.
1371
01:22:45,091 --> 01:22:47,928
Hi. You must be Molly and Van.
1372
01:22:48,511 --> 01:22:52,641
I'm Gwen. Hi, little one. There's
breakfast on board, if you'd like it.
1373
01:22:52,641 --> 01:22:53,808
Sure.
1374
01:22:55,769 --> 01:22:58,396
- Thanks.
- Jessica, what is wrong? Are you okay?
1375
01:22:59,022 --> 01:23:00,690
What happened? Where's your husband?
1376
01:23:01,608 --> 01:23:02,776
We had a fight.
1377
01:23:03,735 --> 01:23:04,986
Oh, boy.
1378
01:23:04,986 --> 01:23:07,572
Hey, maybe you can help me
with my guy problems then.
1379
01:23:07,572 --> 01:23:09,241
- How about that?
- I'd love to.
1380
01:23:10,367 --> 01:23:12,494
Remember that ex
I told you about in Buffalo?
1381
01:23:12,494 --> 01:23:14,496
- Yeah.
- We were together for years.
1382
01:23:14,496 --> 01:23:16,831
It was good. I mean, it was really good.
1383
01:23:17,832 --> 01:23:21,127
You know when you just can't
get enough of each other physically?
1384
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:25,423
I thought he was the one,
and then he just threw it all away.
1385
01:23:26,007 --> 01:23:28,802
Married some other woman
who was the complete opposite of me.
1386
01:23:28,802 --> 01:23:29,886
And the worst part...
1387
01:23:30,762 --> 01:23:31,972
she's insufferable.
1388
01:23:32,973 --> 01:23:34,599
- Wait. You met her?
- I had to.
1389
01:23:34,599 --> 01:23:36,226
He created this whole life
with this woman,
1390
01:23:36,226 --> 01:23:38,478
and I needed to see
what she had that I didn't.
1391
01:23:38,478 --> 01:23:39,646
What did you do?
1392
01:23:39,646 --> 01:23:42,649
I did what I do best. I got in close,
1393
01:23:42,649 --> 01:23:47,654
I won her trust, and then I just waited
patiently for her to walk into my trap.
1394
01:23:53,743 --> 01:23:57,622
You know, I think
I left something in the taxi.
1395
01:23:57,622 --> 01:23:58,915
Hey, Molly?
1396
01:23:58,915 --> 01:24:00,625
- Yeah?
- You wanna bring your brother?
1397
01:24:00,625 --> 01:24:02,627
Let's go. We're leaving.
1398
01:24:08,884 --> 01:24:10,927
I told you to stay off this op.
1399
01:24:10,927 --> 01:24:14,848
And yet, who brought them to you
in a big, fat bow?
1400
01:24:14,848 --> 01:24:16,308
You needed me.
1401
01:24:16,308 --> 01:24:18,143
I know Sean better than you ever will.
1402
01:24:21,062 --> 01:24:23,023
Do whatever you want
with the family. I don't care.
1403
01:24:23,732 --> 01:24:26,818
I just want Sean.
He's my payment for delivery.
1404
01:24:37,787 --> 01:24:39,706
You couldn't let it go, could you?
1405
01:24:39,706 --> 01:24:41,750
You know me better than that.
1406
01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:43,919
Look, you can have me,
1407
01:24:43,919 --> 01:24:46,129
but I want your word
that you won't go after my family.
1408
01:24:46,129 --> 01:24:47,255
"Go after"?
1409
01:24:47,881 --> 01:24:50,175
You're a little behind, buddy boy.
1410
01:24:52,219 --> 01:24:54,679
- I swear to God, if you hurt them--
- Come and get 'em.
1411
01:24:54,679 --> 01:24:56,097
Somewhere public.
1412
01:24:56,097 --> 01:24:58,808
I think you're mistaking
who holds the cards here.
1413
01:24:58,808 --> 01:25:02,562
Be at the old Poseidon Casino
north of the city in 30 minutes...
1414
01:25:03,563 --> 01:25:04,564
alone.
1415
01:25:46,231 --> 01:25:47,524
Come on out!
1416
01:25:52,904 --> 01:25:54,447
Hello, old friend.
1417
01:25:54,447 --> 01:25:56,449
He brought you in for this, huh, Spiros?
1418
01:25:56,449 --> 01:25:58,159
He brought everybody.
1419
01:25:59,786 --> 01:26:01,162
Follow me.
1420
01:26:08,503 --> 01:26:09,796
He's alone.
1421
01:26:10,672 --> 01:26:13,174
Well, well. How sweet.
1422
01:26:13,925 --> 01:26:15,760
He could have been halfway
around the world by now,
1423
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:20,265
and yet here he is, trading his life
for the family that abandoned him.
1424
01:26:22,976 --> 01:26:25,645
So, am I ever getting back
that five grand I lent you in Morocco?
1425
01:26:25,645 --> 01:26:26,730
I'll tell you what.
1426
01:26:26,730 --> 01:26:30,150
If you're still alive in ten minutes,
I'll pay you back with interest.
1427
01:26:31,192 --> 01:26:34,487
Oh, shame. It's a beautiful place.
1428
01:26:35,196 --> 01:26:37,157
They're demolishing it in ten days.
1429
01:26:47,334 --> 01:26:49,502
All this for me? I'm flattered.
1430
01:26:50,545 --> 01:26:51,421
How's the family?
1431
01:26:52,088 --> 01:26:53,089
Which one?
1432
01:26:54,591 --> 01:26:55,717
We're coming up.
1433
01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:13,235
There he is.
1434
01:27:13,235 --> 01:27:14,236
Are you okay?
1435
01:27:24,496 --> 01:27:25,997
No hug for your old man?
1436
01:27:25,997 --> 01:27:27,832
Why start now, Dad?
1437
01:27:28,625 --> 01:27:29,876
I'm sorry, what?
1438
01:27:29,876 --> 01:27:31,920
I'm your grandfather, Kyle.
1439
01:27:34,005 --> 01:27:35,966
Oh, my God. We're British.
1440
01:27:37,259 --> 01:27:38,635
He didn't tell ya?
1441
01:27:38,635 --> 01:27:41,805
No. He left that part
out of his no-more-lies speech.
1442
01:27:42,389 --> 01:27:45,141
- Well, I said he was a father figure.
- Not quite the same, Dan.
1443
01:27:45,141 --> 01:27:48,144
This is good, right?
He's not gonna kill his own grandkids.
1444
01:27:49,062 --> 01:27:51,856
Look, do whatever you want with me.
Let them go.
1445
01:27:51,856 --> 01:27:54,150
What is it you think I want, Sean?
1446
01:27:54,651 --> 01:27:55,652
Kill me.
1447
01:27:56,152 --> 01:27:59,072
In that spider's nest of a heart,
you actually think that I wronged you.
1448
01:27:59,072 --> 01:28:00,490
You were my son.
1449
01:28:02,033 --> 01:28:03,285
My legacy.
1450
01:28:04,703 --> 01:28:07,664
I poured everything I am into you.
You threw it all away.
1451
01:28:08,206 --> 01:28:10,375
You abandoned me. You broke my heart.
1452
01:28:10,375 --> 01:28:12,210
So, yeah. I wanted you dead.
1453
01:28:13,003 --> 01:28:16,006
But then something happened
over these past few days.
1454
01:28:16,006 --> 01:28:19,092
You wasted every single guy I sent at you.
Every goddamn one.
1455
01:28:20,427 --> 01:28:23,763
You are every bit the killer
I taught you to be.
1456
01:28:23,763 --> 01:28:26,308
No. It's not who I am anymore.
1457
01:28:26,308 --> 01:28:27,392
Bullshit.
1458
01:28:29,019 --> 01:28:31,062
Tell me you didn't feel more alive
the past three days
1459
01:28:31,062 --> 01:28:33,064
than you have done in years.
1460
01:28:34,399 --> 01:28:36,943
And as you smoked each of my men,
1461
01:28:37,611 --> 01:28:41,907
I felt something that I haven't felt
in a very long time.
1462
01:28:43,283 --> 01:28:45,493
Pride in my son.
1463
01:28:45,493 --> 01:28:46,745
What? So, what is this?
1464
01:28:47,454 --> 01:28:49,623
Now you don't wanna kill me?
What the hell do you want?
1465
01:28:49,623 --> 01:28:50,957
I want you back.
1466
01:28:50,957 --> 01:28:52,125
What?
1467
01:28:52,125 --> 01:28:54,211
Things were never as good after you left.
1468
01:28:56,504 --> 01:28:57,964
For any of us.
1469
01:28:59,007 --> 01:29:04,346
So, I want my son back,
working by my side in the family business.
1470
01:29:04,346 --> 01:29:06,890
You're not seriously considering this,
1471
01:29:06,890 --> 01:29:08,892
- are you, Dad?
- Quiet, Kyle.
1472
01:29:08,892 --> 01:29:11,686
Everybody wins.
You come back where you belong.
1473
01:29:12,187 --> 01:29:13,688
Be who you were born to be.
1474
01:29:14,481 --> 01:29:16,566
Jess and the kids
go safely back to Buffalo.
1475
01:29:16,566 --> 01:29:18,276
It's what they want anyway.
1476
01:29:20,195 --> 01:29:22,197
Sure beats the shit out of selling cars.
1477
01:29:23,365 --> 01:29:26,493
But no contact.
Can't have you going soft on me again.
1478
01:29:26,493 --> 01:29:28,536
I'm their father.
There's no way this is gonna happen.
1479
01:29:30,580 --> 01:29:32,123
I'm sorry to hear that.
1480
01:29:35,669 --> 01:29:37,087
Start with the wife.
1481
01:29:37,087 --> 01:29:39,756
- Wait, no! I--
- There's no third option!
1482
01:29:39,756 --> 01:29:42,092
Either it all ends here and now,
1483
01:29:42,092 --> 01:29:46,680
or you give your family
exactly what they want and then some!
1484
01:29:53,562 --> 01:29:54,437
I'll do it.
1485
01:29:58,024 --> 01:29:59,025
Okay.
1486
01:30:00,944 --> 01:30:04,656
Spiros, see the family to the airport
with our blessing.
1487
01:30:25,135 --> 01:30:26,636
Dad.
1488
01:30:29,139 --> 01:30:30,348
Dad, please.
1489
01:30:30,348 --> 01:30:32,350
I love you. I'll always love you.
1490
01:30:36,646 --> 01:30:38,648
Look, we can't just abandon Dad.
1491
01:30:38,648 --> 01:30:40,400
What am I supposed to do?
1492
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:42,944
It's my job to keep you safe.
1493
01:30:42,944 --> 01:30:44,029
I'm a mom.
1494
01:30:44,029 --> 01:30:46,114
Okay, then be the mom that lifts the car.
1495
01:30:46,114 --> 01:30:47,657
- What?
- You know, the mom.
1496
01:30:47,657 --> 01:30:49,409
She has the baby, and she lifts the car.
1497
01:30:49,409 --> 01:30:50,744
Yeah. You know. Car mom.
1498
01:30:51,244 --> 01:30:53,496
I have no idea what you're talking about.
1499
01:30:54,372 --> 01:30:56,333
It's an urban legend, Mrs. Morgan.
1500
01:30:57,626 --> 01:31:00,253
A baby is trapped under a car.
1501
01:31:00,253 --> 01:31:05,425
His mother gets a burst of adrenaline
and lifts the car up with her bare hands.
1502
01:31:07,469 --> 01:31:10,472
Your children are suggesting
you overpower me to rescue their father.
1503
01:31:10,472 --> 01:31:12,140
Yeah. Thank you. Exactly.
1504
01:31:12,140 --> 01:31:13,433
I would advise against it.
1505
01:31:13,433 --> 01:31:15,393
Now. Duh.
1506
01:31:15,393 --> 01:31:16,978
Your father made his choice.
1507
01:31:17,854 --> 01:31:19,564
I mean, do you think he wants this?
1508
01:31:20,148 --> 01:31:21,816
It's Dad that we're talking about.
1509
01:31:21,816 --> 01:31:25,403
The guy that took me to junior prom
when Trevor didn't show up.
1510
01:31:25,403 --> 01:31:29,407
The guy that wakes us up for school
with shitty raps about Wednesdays.
1511
01:31:29,908 --> 01:31:32,244
That's beautiful.
My father never did that.
1512
01:31:32,244 --> 01:31:34,162
I'm sorry. Can you shut up, Spiros?
1513
01:31:39,209 --> 01:31:40,669
Hey. Stop.
1514
01:31:45,799 --> 01:31:47,092
Children.
1515
01:31:47,092 --> 01:31:48,802
Mom, we're not a family without Dad.
1516
01:31:48,802 --> 01:31:50,720
Dad needs to know that we don't want this.
1517
01:31:50,720 --> 01:31:54,015
I know we said we did last night,
but, Mom, I don't.
1518
01:31:56,726 --> 01:32:00,397
If he still chooses to do it,
then so be it.
1519
01:32:00,397 --> 01:32:01,731
But he needs to know.
1520
01:32:03,108 --> 01:32:05,902
I mean, he thinks
that we don't love him anymore, Mom.
1521
01:32:06,403 --> 01:32:08,154
We can't just let things end like that.
1522
01:32:12,576 --> 01:32:13,868
Oh, Max.
1523
01:32:14,869 --> 01:32:16,621
I haven't changed you.
1524
01:32:16,621 --> 01:32:19,749
We have to get this off of you
before you get a rash.
1525
01:32:19,749 --> 01:32:21,042
You forgot the diaper bag.
1526
01:32:23,253 --> 01:32:24,713
Oh, my gosh.
1527
01:32:24,713 --> 01:32:27,215
Ooh, gosh. It's a real messy one.
1528
01:32:38,226 --> 01:32:39,436
Oh, crap.
1529
01:32:41,897 --> 01:32:43,273
Maybe he'll be all right.
1530
01:32:44,107 --> 01:32:45,108
Or not.
1531
01:32:45,609 --> 01:32:46,818
What do we do now?
1532
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:53,825
We're gonna go find your dad.
1533
01:32:56,536 --> 01:32:58,455
Give me a minute alone with him,
would you?
1534
01:32:58,455 --> 01:33:00,582
I wanna be wheels up in ten minutes.
1535
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:06,254
I thought if I ever saw you again,
I'd kill you.
1536
01:33:07,380 --> 01:33:09,841
But since we're here...
1537
01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,013
Better.
1538
01:33:15,013 --> 01:33:17,307
Oh, sure. Pretend I'm not here.
1539
01:33:23,188 --> 01:33:25,523
This isn't gonna happen. I have a wife.
1540
01:33:25,523 --> 01:33:27,567
You had a wife.
1541
01:33:28,318 --> 01:33:29,819
Now you're free.
1542
01:33:33,740 --> 01:33:36,952
Doesn't it feel good
to be back where you belong?
1543
01:33:36,952 --> 01:33:38,161
It's been a long time, Gwen.
1544
01:33:46,002 --> 01:33:47,754
You think I forgot your little tricks?
1545
01:33:48,672 --> 01:33:50,173
You think I forgot this?
1546
01:33:53,677 --> 01:33:55,512
I knew you hadn't changed.
1547
01:33:56,388 --> 01:33:57,889
You could never resist me.
1548
01:34:02,561 --> 01:34:03,979
Vulcan neck pinch.
1549
01:34:03,979 --> 01:34:05,063
Kyusho Jitsu.
1550
01:34:06,231 --> 01:34:08,108
Hey. I'm just the tech guy.
1551
01:34:08,608 --> 01:34:09,859
I'm so sorry for this, you guys.
1552
01:34:09,859 --> 01:34:12,195
For the ass-grabbing part
or the 18-years-of-deception thing?
1553
01:34:12,195 --> 01:34:14,322
Both. All of it.
1554
01:34:15,407 --> 01:34:16,741
Hey. Tie him up.
1555
01:34:17,659 --> 01:34:19,828
- Yeah. You.
- Come on.
1556
01:34:19,828 --> 01:34:22,330
I wanted to tell you about everything,
but there was never a good time.
1557
01:34:22,330 --> 01:34:24,833
- Never a good time?
- When was I gonna tell you?
1558
01:34:24,833 --> 01:34:26,459
On our first date? Our second?
1559
01:34:26,459 --> 01:34:28,086
When you were pregnant with Nina
or by our fourth?
1560
01:34:28,086 --> 01:34:30,213
- What?
- Do the math, Nina.
1561
01:34:30,213 --> 01:34:31,923
Any of those times
would have been a better time.
1562
01:34:31,923 --> 01:34:34,509
You should have told me the truth,
and I could have made up my own mind.
1563
01:34:34,509 --> 01:34:37,512
You're right. I'm sorry.
I was stupid and selfish.
1564
01:34:38,013 --> 01:34:39,431
But I was in love with you.
1565
01:34:39,431 --> 01:34:41,850
I mean, you've been my whole world
since the moment we met.
1566
01:34:42,350 --> 01:34:44,519
Being your husband and their father,
that's the real me.
1567
01:34:44,519 --> 01:34:46,104
That's all that matters to me.
1568
01:34:47,063 --> 01:34:49,816
All right. I swear on my life,
I'll never keep anything from you again.
1569
01:34:56,865 --> 01:34:57,866
Where's Spiros?
1570
01:34:58,533 --> 01:34:59,868
Thought they were with you.
1571
01:35:07,167 --> 01:35:08,376
Hey, bro.
1572
01:35:08,376 --> 01:35:11,880
Everyone I know is talking about
what Kyllboi did at HyperX last night.
1573
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:13,048
- Really?
- Yeah.
1574
01:35:13,048 --> 01:35:15,217
Kyle. Less talking, more tying, okay?
1575
01:35:16,176 --> 01:35:17,761
Sorry.
1576
01:35:19,012 --> 01:35:21,014
No way. A Sky Raven drone?
1577
01:35:21,014 --> 01:35:22,182
Awesome.
1578
01:35:22,182 --> 01:35:23,600
Just, careful with it.
1579
01:35:25,977 --> 01:35:28,855
- Hey, man. You got a great kid.
- I need your comms.
1580
01:35:28,855 --> 01:35:29,940
Dude!
1581
01:35:37,280 --> 01:35:38,448
Hey, Kyle. Give me that.
1582
01:35:42,661 --> 01:35:45,163
You're not anti-technology. You're--
1583
01:35:48,375 --> 01:35:49,751
You're awesome.
1584
01:35:55,090 --> 01:35:56,967
- They're coming.
- What?
1585
01:35:56,967 --> 01:35:59,344
Go up to the roof and find somewhere
to hide with the kids, okay?
1586
01:35:59,344 --> 01:36:01,096
No, you're not going down there.
1587
01:36:01,596 --> 01:36:03,598
It's the only way to end this.
This is the only way we go home.
1588
01:36:03,598 --> 01:36:05,934
We don't have to go home. We can just
go to Canada and be the Andersons.
1589
01:36:05,934 --> 01:36:07,519
- Please, Dad.
- It's too late for that, Beans.
1590
01:36:07,519 --> 01:36:09,604
No. You're not giving yourself up to them.
1591
01:36:09,604 --> 01:36:11,815
No. I'm getting us home.
1592
01:36:12,524 --> 01:36:13,692
Okay.
1593
01:36:17,279 --> 01:36:18,280
I got a plan.
1594
01:36:19,281 --> 01:36:23,243
Look, I need to be that guy
one last time for us.
1595
01:36:24,286 --> 01:36:26,246
Dad. There's too many of 'em.
1596
01:36:26,246 --> 01:36:27,872
Well, I have something they don't have.
1597
01:36:29,165 --> 01:36:30,417
Kyllboi.
1598
01:36:31,877 --> 01:36:34,296
That's your comms. You're my eyes
and my ears, okay? I'm counting on you.
1599
01:36:34,296 --> 01:36:36,047
Let's go.
1600
01:36:36,047 --> 01:36:37,257
Move out, Kyllboi.
1601
01:36:37,966 --> 01:36:40,093
Hey, Kyle,
you're on the same channel as me.
1602
01:36:43,221 --> 01:36:46,182
I want every inch of this atrium covered.
1603
01:37:12,709 --> 01:37:14,294
Movement on the elevator!
1604
01:37:14,920 --> 01:37:17,005
The elevator door. Now!
1605
01:37:17,005 --> 01:37:20,217
You see a shot, you take it,
because, believe me, he will.
1606
01:37:22,302 --> 01:37:23,303
You got a shot?
1607
01:37:23,303 --> 01:37:24,763
Negative. I don't see him yet.
1608
01:37:51,623 --> 01:37:53,124
He's not here.
1609
01:37:53,124 --> 01:37:54,209
Wait.
1610
01:37:57,295 --> 01:37:58,213
What do ya got?
1611
01:37:59,756 --> 01:38:01,424
Take cover!
1612
01:38:04,177 --> 01:38:05,554
Holy shit.
1613
01:38:06,304 --> 01:38:07,931
Hey. See anybody?
1614
01:38:12,060 --> 01:38:13,645
He's up there!
1615
01:38:14,145 --> 01:38:15,063
Shit.
1616
01:38:17,274 --> 01:38:18,650
Talk to me, Kyle.
1617
01:38:18,650 --> 01:38:20,068
You're my eyes.
1618
01:38:20,068 --> 01:38:21,778
You're clear on your right. Go now.
1619
01:38:27,617 --> 01:38:29,035
Dad, man on your left.
1620
01:38:36,835 --> 01:38:38,879
Dad, are you okay? Man ahead.
1621
01:38:42,591 --> 01:38:43,758
Man on your six.
1622
01:38:45,802 --> 01:38:46,970
Great job, Kyle.
1623
01:38:46,970 --> 01:38:48,305
I'm on it, Dad.
1624
01:38:49,639 --> 01:38:50,891
Talk to me, Kyle.
1625
01:38:50,891 --> 01:38:52,893
They've got the drone.
1626
01:38:52,893 --> 01:38:54,603
Look out. Behind the curtain.
1627
01:38:57,230 --> 01:38:58,440
Come on, Dad. Get him.
1628
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:01,693
You again.
1629
01:39:02,611 --> 01:39:04,112
They mopped your ass up
off aisle three, huh?
1630
01:39:06,323 --> 01:39:07,324
Gonna need that mop again.
1631
01:39:13,288 --> 01:39:14,539
Gwen, where the hell are you?
1632
01:39:16,207 --> 01:39:17,250
Gwen?
1633
01:39:18,835 --> 01:39:20,212
- Gwen?
- McCaffrey?
1634
01:39:20,212 --> 01:39:21,421
What's going on?
1635
01:39:21,421 --> 01:39:23,131
Kid's got the drone.
1636
01:39:23,131 --> 01:39:24,299
Find him.
1637
01:39:25,467 --> 01:39:26,927
Call it off, Dad!
1638
01:39:26,927 --> 01:39:28,470
Hold your fire!
1639
01:39:29,221 --> 01:39:31,139
Change your mind, Sean?
1640
01:39:31,139 --> 01:39:33,600
No. But here's your chance to.
1641
01:39:34,643 --> 01:39:35,894
Call it off now.
1642
01:39:35,894 --> 01:39:39,689
You don't have it in you
to kill your own flesh and blood.
1643
01:39:39,689 --> 01:39:42,484
I, on the other hand, do have it in me.
1644
01:39:42,484 --> 01:39:43,860
Let him have it!
1645
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:08,426
Go. Underneath. Go.
1646
01:40:08,426 --> 01:40:09,427
Wait. No.
1647
01:40:09,427 --> 01:40:11,221
Look after your brothers.
Don't make a sound.
1648
01:40:11,930 --> 01:40:13,598
Do not leave Max, whatever happens.
1649
01:40:30,657 --> 01:40:31,783
Jessica.
1650
01:40:33,535 --> 01:40:35,203
Is that you?
1651
01:40:37,581 --> 01:40:39,040
Talk to me, Kyle.
1652
01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:40,625
Gwen's up here.
1653
01:40:40,625 --> 01:40:43,128
I know the sound of an empty gun
when I hear one, sweetie.
1654
01:40:43,128 --> 01:40:46,548
So why don't we make this real easy,
shall we?
1655
01:40:49,259 --> 01:40:50,886
Unless you think you can take me.
1656
01:40:51,928 --> 01:40:53,889
I think Mom's gonna fight her.
1657
01:41:04,399 --> 01:41:05,567
You think you can beat me
1658
01:41:05,567 --> 01:41:09,279
because you took some kickboxing classes
at the Y and wear Lululemon?
1659
01:41:09,279 --> 01:41:10,739
Ooh, no.
1660
01:41:19,080 --> 01:41:20,248
Learn that in class?
1661
01:41:20,832 --> 01:41:21,833
Yeah.
1662
01:41:21,833 --> 01:41:24,169
You know I do this for a living, right?
1663
01:41:24,669 --> 01:41:27,297
While you were popping out brats
and clipping coupons,
1664
01:41:27,297 --> 01:41:29,466
I was assassinating dictators.
1665
01:41:29,466 --> 01:41:32,469
So, why don't you go back to the PTA?
1666
01:41:32,469 --> 01:41:33,970
'Cause you're a joke.
1667
01:41:36,056 --> 01:41:37,224
Kyle, what do you see?
1668
01:41:39,976 --> 01:41:42,479
All right, there's nine guys left.
Four to your right, five ahead of you.
1669
01:42:15,095 --> 01:42:16,721
I'm out of ammo, Kyle.
1670
01:42:18,723 --> 01:42:21,059
Find cover, Dad. A man coming.
Get over the low wall. Now.
1671
01:42:24,688 --> 01:42:26,856
Kyle, could have mentioned
that table, buddy.
1672
01:42:26,856 --> 01:42:27,899
Sorry.
1673
01:42:38,326 --> 01:42:39,953
Take out the one on the left now.
1674
01:42:42,205 --> 01:42:43,999
Dad, hold on. We gotta move.
1675
01:43:01,725 --> 01:43:04,060
Kyle. That guy below,
chase him through the foyer.
1676
01:43:04,060 --> 01:43:05,520
Okay, I'm going. I'm chasing him.
1677
01:43:06,021 --> 01:43:07,230
Keep him coming.
1678
01:43:08,189 --> 01:43:09,482
He's coming right at me.
1679
01:43:24,623 --> 01:43:26,666
Take Max. I gotta go help Mom.
1680
01:43:27,417 --> 01:43:28,460
Talk to me, Kyle.
1681
01:43:29,419 --> 01:43:30,962
Two left, including granddad.
1682
01:43:30,962 --> 01:43:32,005
Man on your right!
1683
01:43:50,148 --> 01:43:52,317
Wouldn't go that way if I were you, Sean.
1684
01:43:52,317 --> 01:43:54,653
Dad, Mom's hurt. We're in big trouble.
1685
01:43:57,739 --> 01:43:58,823
Little brats.
1686
01:44:14,130 --> 01:44:15,799
I was wrong about you, Sean.
1687
01:44:17,384 --> 01:44:18,760
You're no use to me.
1688
01:44:19,844 --> 01:44:21,555
Family have made you weak.
1689
01:44:22,597 --> 01:44:25,976
You can't even focus
on the fight you're in because of them.
1690
01:44:33,191 --> 01:44:35,443
Hi. Going somewhere?
1691
01:44:36,027 --> 01:44:37,654
Don't worry about her. She's great.
1692
01:44:38,947 --> 01:44:41,324
You know, that move
you pulled back there, little one?
1693
01:44:41,324 --> 01:44:43,285
That was a very bad idea.
1694
01:44:46,997 --> 01:44:50,667
Look. For what it's worth, killing minors
is the least favorite part of my job.
1695
01:44:50,667 --> 01:44:52,377
Now, who's first?
1696
01:44:52,377 --> 01:44:54,254
We're not done!
1697
01:44:55,380 --> 01:44:57,507
Mom. No, Mom!
1698
01:45:03,722 --> 01:45:04,890
Bang.
1699
01:45:16,860 --> 01:45:17,903
Mama.
1700
01:45:17,903 --> 01:45:19,779
Oh, come on.
1701
01:45:19,779 --> 01:45:21,239
Just die.
1702
01:45:23,116 --> 01:45:24,326
Mama.
1703
01:45:26,244 --> 01:45:27,245
Mama.
1704
01:45:28,371 --> 01:45:29,372
Mama.
1705
01:45:32,667 --> 01:45:33,752
Look at this.
1706
01:45:36,755 --> 01:45:38,465
You can't be serious.
1707
01:46:12,624 --> 01:46:15,502
Not quite the decathlete
we once were, huh?
1708
01:46:15,502 --> 01:46:17,295
Sorry, kids. It's nothing personal.
1709
01:46:18,296 --> 01:46:19,923
Maybe a little.
1710
01:46:22,592 --> 01:46:24,010
Here we go again.
1711
01:46:25,929 --> 01:46:27,806
She's like The Little Engine That Could.
1712
01:46:35,772 --> 01:46:37,649
There's nine other events, bitch.
1713
01:46:39,943 --> 01:46:41,570
Oh, my God. Mom.
1714
01:47:08,179 --> 01:47:11,057
Far as I'm concerned,
this is an act of mercy.
1715
01:47:11,057 --> 01:47:15,020
I'm saving you 20 more years
of selling used cars.
1716
01:47:15,020 --> 01:47:16,396
Certified pre-owned.
1717
01:47:18,523 --> 01:47:19,524
Goodbye, Sean.
1718
01:47:20,775 --> 01:47:22,736
Grandpa! Wait!
1719
01:47:24,446 --> 01:47:26,865
I know you think that we probably hate you
1720
01:47:26,865 --> 01:47:29,868
for everything that's happened
these past few days, and--
1721
01:47:29,868 --> 01:47:31,077
and maybe we should.
1722
01:47:32,287 --> 01:47:36,958
But I've learned that family is the most
important thing in the entire world.
1723
01:47:38,460 --> 01:47:42,756
And when I look at you,
I don't just see a cold-blooded killer.
1724
01:47:43,757 --> 01:47:44,883
I see my grandpa.
1725
01:47:52,182 --> 01:47:54,726
And maybe there's a way
for us to move forward...
1726
01:47:57,103 --> 01:47:58,313
as a family.
1727
01:47:59,981 --> 01:48:03,735
Kid, if you think this little speech
is gonna win me over...
1728
01:48:05,320 --> 01:48:06,321
Honestly...
1729
01:48:08,782 --> 01:48:11,243
I was just hoping
it would buy him enough time to do this.
1730
01:48:17,540 --> 01:48:18,792
Oh, baby.
1731
01:48:19,834 --> 01:48:21,086
- Dad.
- Hey.
1732
01:48:22,921 --> 01:48:23,964
Thank you.
1733
01:48:23,964 --> 01:48:25,465
Hi!
1734
01:48:26,091 --> 01:48:28,176
Wow!
1735
01:48:51,449 --> 01:48:53,660
Good afternoon,
and welcome to the news at noon.
1736
01:48:53,660 --> 01:48:57,497
While details are continuing to emerge
about a covert paramilitary group...
1737
01:48:57,497 --> 01:48:58,540
Thanks.
1738
01:48:58,540 --> 01:49:00,208
...responsible
for high-profile assassinations
1739
01:49:00,208 --> 01:49:02,043
reportedly spanning decades,
1740
01:49:02,043 --> 01:49:04,504
{\an8}this bombshell story was broken
1741
01:49:04,504 --> 01:49:08,133
{\an8}by a high school newspaper reporter,
Nina Morgan.
1742
01:49:15,682 --> 01:49:17,142
And you're dead.
1743
01:49:17,142 --> 01:49:19,311
That's bullshit.
You said there'd be two hostiles.
1744
01:49:19,311 --> 01:49:22,022
I lied. But, Sam, that was better.
Take him down harder.
1745
01:49:22,022 --> 01:49:23,106
I didn't wanna hurt the guy.
1746
01:49:23,106 --> 01:49:25,609
No, he'll be fine.
He's small, but he's very strong.
1747
01:49:25,609 --> 01:49:28,987
Hey, excuse me. Why don't you
get thrown against a truck 20 times?
1748
01:49:28,987 --> 01:49:30,697
Because my name's on the letterhead.
1749
01:49:30,697 --> 01:49:31,615
Et voilà!
1750
01:49:31,615 --> 01:49:33,617
{\an8}Hey, guys. I have a family commitment.
1751
01:49:34,117 --> 01:49:36,119
Augie, you take it from here, okay?
1752
01:49:38,246 --> 01:49:39,706
Let's pick up the pace!
1753
01:49:40,248 --> 01:49:42,125
I'm gonna be gone for the next few days!
1754
01:49:42,125 --> 01:49:44,044
I want you to remember me!
1755
01:49:59,392 --> 01:50:00,393
Hey, it's time to go.
1756
01:50:00,393 --> 01:50:02,229
Okay, people. I'm out.
1757
01:50:03,230 --> 01:50:04,397
Guys, come on.
1758
01:50:04,397 --> 01:50:06,233
We gotta beat the traffic!
1759
01:50:06,233 --> 01:50:07,484
Oh, come on.
1760
01:50:07,484 --> 01:50:09,819
No, I cannot show up to school
in this monstrosity.
1761
01:50:09,819 --> 01:50:11,613
- How could you do this to me?
- Don't blame me.
1762
01:50:11,613 --> 01:50:14,532
Levon applied all the discounts
and all the points. Didn't you hear?
1763
01:50:14,532 --> 01:50:16,993
We are platinum elite
superior diamond members.
1764
01:50:16,993 --> 01:50:19,037
Okay. I got the snacks. I got the maps.
1765
01:50:19,037 --> 01:50:20,413
- Let's do this.
- Nice.
1766
01:50:20,413 --> 01:50:22,540
- Hey, phones, please.
- For real?
1767
01:50:22,540 --> 01:50:24,167
Yeah. Catch it.
1768
01:50:24,167 --> 01:50:25,377
There you go.
1769
01:50:25,377 --> 01:50:28,088
- Thank you.
- If you throw this away, I will kill you.
1770
01:50:28,088 --> 01:50:29,005
- God, gross.
- Oh, gross.
1771
01:50:29,005 --> 01:50:30,549
You gonna be doing that
all the way to California?
1772
01:50:30,549 --> 01:50:31,883
- Yes. All the way.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
1773
01:50:31,883 --> 01:50:33,009
- Come on.
- Yeah.
1774
01:50:33,009 --> 01:50:35,178
- I'm going. Here, scooch.
- And I will take those.
1775
01:50:35,178 --> 01:50:36,680
- Beep, beep.
- Here we go.
1776
01:50:38,848 --> 01:50:41,393
One, two, three!
1777
01:50:41,393 --> 01:50:44,145
Road trip!
1778
01:52:15,445 --> 01:52:17,072
Oh, my God. Guys, I almost forgot.
1779
01:52:17,072 --> 01:52:18,156
What? Yeah?
1780
01:52:18,156 --> 01:52:20,951
- Say goodbye to these.
- No!
1781
01:52:24,788 --> 01:52:25,789
Why?
1782
01:52:27,958 --> 01:52:29,084
Oh, my God.
1783
01:52:29,084 --> 01:52:30,085
That's not funny.
1784
01:53:03,702 --> 01:53:07,956
In a minute, I'ma need a sentimental
Man or woman to pump me up
1785
01:53:07,956 --> 01:53:10,458
Feelin' fussy
Walkin' in my Balenci-ussies
1786
01:53:10,458 --> 01:53:12,419
Tryna bring out the fabulous
1787
01:53:12,419 --> 01:53:16,464
'Cause I give a fuck way too much
I'ma need like two shots in my cup
1788
01:53:16,464 --> 01:53:21,136
Wanna get up, wanna get down
Ooh, that's how I feel right now
1789
01:53:21,928 --> 01:53:25,599
Oh, I been so down and under pressure
1790
01:53:27,475 --> 01:53:30,645
I'm way too fine to feel this stressed Yeah
1791
01:53:33,565 --> 01:53:36,067
- Or used to be
- Be
1792
01:53:37,235 --> 01:53:38,528
Who is this? Janet Jackson?