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Watch me runnin' up the place
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I'm already stuntin'
And my girls are on the way
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Watch me open up the place...
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Just imagine. This will change everything.
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The lights come up, and we walk out
on stage like two sexy gladiators.
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Our technique, flawless.
Our timing, perfect.
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Phones are out. Minds are blown.
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And guess who blacks out from jealousy
because we just took home first place.
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Tanya?
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Tanya. Future nursing school
dropout Tanya.
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So, you ready to do this?
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- Nope. I'm out. I bail so hard.
- Whoa!
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Anj, hi, hey. Everything's in place.
The plan is perfect.
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The plan is insane.
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Maya, just let it go.
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After graduation,
we're never gonna see Tanya again.
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Jump...
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Yeah, but she's never
respected us as dancers.
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I know, I know.
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If we're going to win,
we have to do something unexpected.
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Please.
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You're my best friend.
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I can't do this without you.
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Watch me runnin' up the place...
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Fine.
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- I'm in.
- Yeah!
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Watch me open up the place
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Wanna see you bumpin', baby
Bouncin' to the bass
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Good luck.
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- What a bitch.
- Her legs are so smooth.
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- How does she never get razor burn?
- Hey, hey, Anj. Look at me. Lock in.
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Remember.
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- Whew.
- Whew. Okay.
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You win the crowd,
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you win your freedom.
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What?
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And good luck, Tanya, next year
at the Touro School of Nursing.
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Now, seniors Maya and Anjali
with a cultural dance
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from the country of India.
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They're actually pretty good.
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No.
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
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I can't. Let's go.
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- What's happening?
- Maybe something with the sensors?
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- Look out!
- Maya, watch out!
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Shit!
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Don't worry. Anj! It's all good.
Everything's--
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Maya!
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Is she okay?
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Maya!
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Maya! Maya!
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{\an8}- Topic of the day.
- Patil twins.
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{\an8}-Harry Potter, Yule Ball.
- Messed up.
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{\an8}Ugly outfits, objectively bad.
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{\an8}And then the boys ditch them.
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{\an8}What's up with that?
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{\an8}- My aura?
- Yeah. Ready?
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{\an8}Then take this.
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{\an8}- Oh, photo.
- Oh, photo, okay.
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{\an8}You look so good.
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{\an8}- Look over here!
- Smile, girls!
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{\an8}One, two, three.
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{\an8}UCLA!
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{\an8}Ah, rumors are true. Lot of Asians.
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{\an8}Whee! We're, like, at college!
Like, right now! Can you believe it?
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{\an8}- Mm-hmm.
- Maybe I should try out a new nickname.
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{\an8}How about Anja? Jaja?
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{\an8}No. Jelly? Jelly Cat?
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{\an8}- We could think about it.
- I love him.
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{\an8}Oh my God. I can be whoever I wanna be.
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{\an8}The name's Leelee, babes.
I think we'll have really good banter.
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{\an8}I'm good.
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{\an8}You realize we can go out,
like, whenever we want.
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{\an8}- And come home whenever we want.
- Mmm.
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{\an8}- So late I forget to take out my contacts.
- Dude. Don't do that.
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{\an8}That's gonna hurt so bad.
But it'd be so worth it.
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{\an8}Please don't be that weird sheltered girl
who has to get her stomach pumped
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{\an8}because she can't handle freedom.
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{\an8}- That's exactly who I wanna be.
- Heads up!
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{\an8}- Oh shit!
- Got it!
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{\an8}Ugh!
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{\an8}- Hey.
- Yo.
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{\an8}- My bad.
- Hey.
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{\an8}That was a terrible throw.
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{\an8}Yeah, some would say deliberately bad.
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{\an8}Okay, well, this is embarrassing.
Um, we're gonna go.
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{\an8}You know what? No Frisbee.
You've both been banned.
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{\an8}Well, call us when the ban's been lifted.
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{\an8}I know guys throw themselves at you
like you're the last flight out of Kabul,
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{\an8}but this has got to be a new record, hmm?
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- Stop moving!
- They wanna keep stonewalling, fine.
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- We'll just move...
- See, if you had just worn something nice.
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The way Anjali always does...
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I don't look nice. I look like
a seat filler at the Latin GRAMMYs.
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- Zero patience...
- A little black dress works.
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- Career fairs, parties, SASA mixers...
- Call me when you know.
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Oh my God. Stop with the SASA mixer.
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- What's a SASA mixer?
- Seriously, Shree? SASA?
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See? Even Rekha Auntie agrees with me.
She thinks SASA's cringe.
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- What's this?
- Bathroom stuff.
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There's nothing cringe
about celebrating your culture.
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Okay, what is a SASA?
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South Asian Students Association.
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And they don't celebrate our culture.
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It's a bunch of cornballs trying to pad
their résumés to get into med school.
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Sounds pretty Indian to me.
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I already told Arjun Singh you will both
meet him tonight at the SASA mixer.
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Arjun who? Arjun the incel?
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He's not an incel! He's a sophomore,
and he'd love to show you around.
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Show me around what?
His collection of feet pics?
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Shree, why are we introducing weird boys
to the equation?
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- What's this?
- Bathroom stuff!
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A bad freshman GPA
is impossible to bounce back from,
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especially if you're a bad test taker.
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My GPA will survive one mixer.
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- Anjali, it's a miracle you got in.
- But I did, didn't I?
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Off the waitlist.
You need to stay focused.
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- Ahem.
- Bathroom stuff!
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Uh, how much bathroom stuff is there?
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A normal amount!
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- Cool. Cool.
- Okay.
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- The IG is way too curated.
- I know.
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- So fun.
- Cool.
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Nah, bro. She's like a Santa Monica eight.
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- Which is like a Malibu five.
- Oh my God. Hi!
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It's a pony, not just a bend. Uh...
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The hook step,
you guys shouldn't lock your arms.
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Instead, you should pivot from the elbow.
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Sorry, who are you?
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I'm sorry. You guys are great.
It's just I used to dance...
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Oh my God! I know you.
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- You're the girl from that video.
- Wait, what video?
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Who hit herself in the face
with the flying thingy!
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- That's not me.
- You have to see!
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- Are you kidding me?
- Sorry.
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I just gotta go.
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{\an8}- Look out.
- All right, you know what--
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Oh my God, you're Drone Strike Girl!
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Wait, you're, like, famous!
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But, like, bad famous.
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You mean infamous?
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- Can I have that purple top of yours?
- Yeah, sure.
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I can make more room in that closet.
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Wait, Mom! Don't!
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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Yeah. There's more bathroom stuff
in the car.
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I'm coming too.
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It was just for...
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- To...
- For what?
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For getting high.
For having a couple of one-night stands.
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Can you please stop acting like
I started an OnlyFans?
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Do you realize
if UCLA still had an SAT score,
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there is no way you would have gotten in?
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Let alone for a major
that is only getting harder.
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- A major you picked for me!
- 'Cause you couldn't decide.
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Computer science is gonna give you
a shot at real money.
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While we're at it,
you wanna walk me to the bus stop?
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- Pack me a Lunchable?
- I'm not gonna babysit you.
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But I will stop paying your tuition
if I find out you're slacking off.
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Wait. What?
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Mom, are you serious?
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I know you think I'm being a bitch.
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But you'll thank me
when you have a degree and a career
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and you don't have to depend
on anyone for anything.
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And how's that working out for you?
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If you got a full ride like Maya,
you could do anything you want,
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but as long as I am footing this bill,
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you don't get to be some aimless pothead
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having shower sex in an en suite
that I am paying an extra ten grand for.
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And you wonder why Dad left.
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Ooh!
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Damn, that echoed.
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They ran out of ice,
but I got the next best thing.
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Someone's favorite.
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How are you feelin'?
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I got slapped on my first day of college.
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Let's go with, pfft...
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suicidal?
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Aah.
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The slap wasn't even that bad.
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None of the Asian kids even flinched.
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The white kids almost called the cops.
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{\an8}Yeah, well, at least you didn't get hit
with the Green Card mom slap. Right?
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{\an8}Remember when Charu
got her belly button pierced?
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{\an8}I mean, she got hit so hard,
the sound turned on the Alexa.
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{\an8}Hmm.
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Does it still hurt?
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No, it's honestly fine.
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{\an8}Good.
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{\an8}I want you nice and healed.
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{\an8}- Before I slap the shit out of you again!
- Oww!
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{\an8}- Maya, what?
- Not gonna tell me you're on the pill?
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{\an8}We had the same cycle our entire lives.
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{\an8}You were gonna what? Disconnect
our Bluetooth without telling me?
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{\an8}I'm not on the pill!
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{\an8}Then... why have you got all these... pills?
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I don't know! I just... It... Ugh.
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it was just... eleutheromania!
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It's, like, doing something
just for the sake of freedom.
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I just needed to figure out if I could be
someone different for once in my life.
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I'm not sure if that makes any sense.
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Two girls down the hall
called me Drone Strike.
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Ugh.
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Maya, I'm so sorry.
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They would have clowned me, too,
if I'd been there.
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Anj.
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The most upvoted comment
is a guy asking for your number.
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{\an8}The second most upvoted is a guy
asking the first guy to pass it along.
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- This is Half Baked.
- Hmm?
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- My favorite's Cherry Garcia.
- Yeah.
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{\an8}I said I got someone's favorite.
And that someone is me!
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All right.
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Today sucked a butt.
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- So I say we go to Taco Bell.
- Mmm.
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And we watch 90 Day Fiancé.
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You wanna stay in and watch
ugly men marry Latvian immigrants?
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And get Taco Bell. That part's key.
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No!
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It is our first night of college.
We need to go out.
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You cannot be serious.
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Dude, I survived child abuse!
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Whoa! Look at all these clubs!
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Sticky Wickets Cricket Club.
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Hookah Brother Up.
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I love how all brown dudes smoke hookah
like they're Drake
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and they just end up at dental school.
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Come on! Just admit this is way cooler
than you thought it would be.
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All right, you're right.
It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
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- Oh! A club I could get behind.
- Wait, which one?
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Freshman 15, baby. I'm starving!
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Ooh, Maya, look!
There's a Bollywood dance club.
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I told you. I'm down to try new things.
Just not dance. Not right now.
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Come on, it's a club.
It'll meet, like, an hour a week.
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- But don't get your hopes up, okay?
- Hi!
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90% of Bollywood dance
is just dry-humping the air.
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Do you really need a club for that?
240
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,375
Sorry. Sorry.
241
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,624
See? Handyman with no boundaries
agrees with me.
242
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,124
Well, I'm gonna check it out
'cause it seems cool,
243
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,458
and trying cool shit's
the whole point of college!
244
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,499
- You know, she's not wrong.
- All right. You are still talking.
245
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:09,208
Bollywood dance is a very big deal here.
K-Pop level fandom.
246
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,832
All right, brown Ted Bundy.
What's your deal?
247
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,624
This one's a coincidence. I'm working.
I don't know if you can see?
248
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,957
And for the record,
the whole number on the Frisbee thing,
249
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,707
that was my buddy's idea, not mine.
250
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,875
- Cool story, bro.
- Don't believe me? Call the number, Maya.
251
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:30,625
- Okay. Seriously? How do you know my name?
- I had a feeling you didn't recognize me.
252
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,625
It's me. Arjun.
253
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,167
"Arjun the incel."
254
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,916
- That's what the kids used to call me.
- Kids are so mean. Mm-mm-mm.
255
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,791
Also, the name made no sense.
256
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,082
We were ten. We were all virgins.
257
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,082
It would have been weird
if I wasn't a virgin.
258
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,083
- And probably also illegal.
- Definitely illegal.
259
00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:52,291
You know, your mom called.
260
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,207
- Said you weren't coming.
- Uh... Anjali dragged me.
261
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,749
- So...
- Yo! What up, Drone Strike?
262
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,542
Pfffft!
263
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,750
You're goated!
264
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,249
Okay. What was that about?
265
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,416
Don't act like you don't know.
It was the biggest meme of the summer.
266
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:11,166
Oh, well, I'm not on socials,
so I must have missed it.
267
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:14,542
- Bullshit.
- No. I'm serious. Here.
268
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:18,124
No Internet, no apps. No more noise.
269
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,957
Oh, so you have a burner phone,
like cheaters and meth dealers.
270
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:22,874
That's comforting.
271
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,666
Better than letting Big Tech track you.
272
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:27,207
It's not Big Tech that tracks me.
It's my best friend.
273
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,082
- Oh, great. Mm-hmm.
- All right? Yeah.
274
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,957
In the event that some rando
from my past decides to drown me in a lake
275
00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:33,667
and then no one can find my body.
276
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:37,332
- That would never occur to me.
- Yeah, no shit. You're a man.
277
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,417
No, I mean I'd dissolve you in acid.
No loose ends.
278
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:46,916
It's like an instant social life,
and the after parties are crazy.
279
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:50,624
Last year, we went to Vegas, and
I totally puked in the Bellagio fountains.
280
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,332
Stop. That sounds so fun.
281
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,166
Minus the puking part.
282
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,541
When's the next meet-up?
283
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,374
- You can't just come. You gotta audition.
- Sorry, wait. Audition?
284
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,624
We're a competitive dance team.
285
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:03,124
We compete at competitions
all over the country.
286
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,124
That sounds like a big time commitment.
287
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:08,416
Oh, it takes up your entire life.
No. We're like a cult.
288
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:11,291
Uh, yeah. I really have to focus
first semester...
289
00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:12,875
You know what I just realized?
290
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,457
Ronak is gonna love her.
291
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:19,249
Oh! Love her. She's total lead material.
292
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,749
Who's Ronak?
293
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,875
You'll see. We're about to go on.
294
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:33,791
Welcome to the South Asian
Students Association Fall Mixer!
295
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,582
I'm Ayesha Khan,
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00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,457
proud Pakistani American.
297
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:42,082
- President of the South Asian Student--
- Co-president, actually.
298
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,499
We split the vote.
299
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,916
I'm Preethi Shah, proud Indian American.
300
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:51,541
The South Asian Students Association
puts on events like Diwali night, Holi--
301
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:54,249
And of course Eid one and Eid two.
302
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,166
Sometimes Preethi forgets that
the diaspora contains many faiths.
303
00:16:57,167 --> 00:17:00,416
How can I forget, Ayesha, when you're
constantly trying to convert me?
304
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,749
I'm not trying to convert you,
Islamophobic bitch!
305
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,166
Okay, thank you so much.
306
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:08,332
Uh, please give it up
for Preethi and Ayesha.
307
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,917
That was something.
308
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,957
Thank you, ladies. I am Hamza Latif.
309
00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:14,416
I am the faculty sponsor.
310
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,916
I'm here to make sure
it's a safe space for all the students.
311
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,457
We got three rules.
312
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,208
And this is mostly for the guys.
313
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:21,958
Consent.
314
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:25,208
Consent!
315
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:27,124
Number three.
316
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:31,749
Your future employer will see
your Halloween costume.
317
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,041
I'm talking to you, Ragav. I don't know
where you got the shoe polish.
318
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:36,457
- My bad.
- Okay.
319
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,874
Now for the real reason
why we're all here.
320
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,957
They are the three-time winners
of Best of the Best.
321
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:45,833
Give it up for our very own UCLA Agni!
322
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:51,833
Welcome to the party
323
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,667
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
324
00:17:55,167 --> 00:18:00,374
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
325
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,207
- Waking up, waking up
- Hey, hey, welcome to the party
326
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,041
Fly with my dogs
Ridin' high when we pull up
327
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,832
When we ride, when we pull up
328
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:10,750
We be high when we pull up
329
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,541
Top down, no ceilin'
330
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:16,082
Rocks on the watch now, armageddon
331
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,332
Roof on fire, fire
332
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,832
We ride wild
333
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,749
Pull up in a tank, 'bout it, 'bout it
334
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,917
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
335
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,041
I love you, Ronak!
336
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:38,875
Love you, Ronak!
337
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,167
I love you, Ronak!
338
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,958
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
339
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,333
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
340
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:49,916
You don't have to be
The last one standing
341
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:53,958
Oh, show me you could be
The one, one, one
342
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,916
You've got me like crazy
343
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:16,750
- That you call to me
- Bom-diggy-diggy bom bom
344
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,250
Oh, baby, give me one more dance
345
00:20:56,792 --> 00:21:01,375
UCLA! UCLA! UCLA!
346
00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:05,041
Yo.
347
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,457
How extra was that dance team?
348
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,041
So crazy.
349
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:12,416
They literally said they were a cult.
Oh my God, and their captain?
350
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,374
Such a cheeseball.
351
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,666
He was unironically wearing a fedora.
352
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,875
- Please tell me you're gonna burn it.
- Oh, for sure.
353
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,874
Love you, Anj.
354
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,750
Aww! Love you too.
355
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,500
Night.
356
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:45,666
Welcome to CompSci 31,
Introduction to Computer Science.
357
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,374
I am Professor Latif.
358
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:50,207
Just so you guys know,
the course structure...
359
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,375
I did something fun.
360
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:58,166
- You signed me up for the dance team?
- I signed us up for... tryouts.
361
00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,291
I thought you'd be excited.
362
00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:02,541
Yeah, I thought it was a club
that met, like, once a week.
363
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:03,707
It's a huge time suck.
364
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,041
If my grades slip,
my mom's gonna shoot me in the face.
365
00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:08,832
Ladies.
We're literally two minutes into day one.
366
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:11,957
So sorry, sir. Professor... Man?
367
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,249
Oh my God.
368
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,666
Look. All your mom cares about is that
you get good grades and granny panties.
369
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,541
You keep both of those up,
she can't get mad.
370
00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:19,707
Yeah, it's a big if.
371
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,582
Okay. Okay.
372
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,208
Then stop stalking Ronak's Insta.
373
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,249
- I was perusing.
- You liked a photo from two years ago.
374
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,957
- That is a problem. He posts too much.
- Okay, Maya.
375
00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:31,916
I'm not you.
I actually have to try at school.
376
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,499
If you try out for the team with me,
I won't let you fail.
377
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,499
You know what? Idea.
Let's share what we're talking about.
378
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:41,000
That way, none of us feel left out.
Y'all are vibin', and we'd love to vibe.
379
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,582
She won't try out
for the dance team with me.
380
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:48,624
Okay. No, this is a learning lesson, guys.
381
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:51,541
Uh, see, this is what's known
as a dependency error.
382
00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:55,582
You have one piece of broken code
that can't function without the other,
383
00:22:55,583 --> 00:23:01,042
so it sends out a very annoying,
disruptive error message.
384
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,207
Well, dance is the one thing
that we're good at
385
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:08,541
and is our best shot at a new life.
386
00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:12,874
- We have new lives. We're at college.
- No, you have a new life.
387
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,249
I'm still Drone Strike.
388
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,458
I told you that was her.
389
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:17,167
Hey, hey.
390
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,082
No side betting.
391
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:23,082
If I can lead the team to a championship,
then everyone will stop giving me shit.
392
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:26,541
And if you do it with me,
you'll also be living a whole new life.
393
00:23:26,542 --> 00:23:29,332
And maybe even use
that new stash of condoms.
394
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,250
- Maya!
- Okay, pivot. Do it for...
395
00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:35,250
uh... urethramania.
396
00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:37,791
Veryanamania.
397
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,291
Eleutheromania.
398
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,332
That's it. That's what I said.
399
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:43,375
Do it for that.
400
00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:45,583
Please, Anj.
401
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,625
Welcome to tryouts for UCLA Agni.
402
00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,374
You'll notice we're in a parking garage.
403
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:11,791
That's 'cause dancing on concrete
will rule out the weak.
404
00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:13,999
And because the pickleball team
took the gym from us.
405
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,207
Pickleball sucks.
406
00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:17,666
You all should have learned
eight eight-counts of choreo
407
00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:19,207
from the videos we sent.
408
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,999
Here's the part we didn't tell you.
409
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,207
You're gonna perform this routine
ten times.
410
00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:26,291
- Each time, the music is gonna get faster.
- Ten times? Dang.
411
00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:29,708
And you gotta keep up. If you don't,
you're gonna get hit with this.
412
00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,332
- Six of us have laser pointers.
- Really?
413
00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:34,499
If you get three lasers, you're cut.
414
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,250
Whoever's left makes the team. Line up!
415
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:38,833
Easy.
416
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:44,417
Hey, I wanted to give this back to you.
417
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,249
So you can give it back to Bruno Mars.
418
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,624
Oh, actually, he gave it to me as a gift
419
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,749
'cause, you know,
he was gonna call it "Midtown Funk,"
420
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,042
and I was like, "No, no."
421
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,332
"Uptown Funk."
422
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:57,333
Good luck.
423
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,208
Hey, stop!
424
00:25:58,542 --> 00:25:59,708
Damn!
425
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,582
Oh my God!
426
00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:29,624
Congratulations! You all made the cut.
427
00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:31,083
Yes!
428
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,332
Thank you, my king!
429
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,333
All right. You're the king.
Easy. All right.
430
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:48,499
Whoa. Are all these people on the team?
431
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,292
Yeah. Kind of looks like a flash mob.
432
00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:51,999
It's for formations.
433
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,375
You need lots of dancers
to make complex formations.
434
00:26:55,875 --> 00:27:00,249
You guys new? Okay, okay!
Yeah! I'm Nirbhay.
435
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:03,166
Not to brag, but this was
my fourth time auditioning for the team,
436
00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:04,082
and I made it.
437
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,249
Is that a brag?
438
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:09,582
I didn't make the cut last year,
but I lured Ronak into a storage closet,
439
00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:12,041
locked the door, and then made him
watch me dance again.
440
00:27:12,042 --> 00:27:14,874
- And he ate that shit up.
- Wow, that's dedication.
441
00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:15,999
Or it's a felony.
442
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,291
Look, every Bollywood team
has a few staple characters, okay?
443
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:22,166
I'm the die-hard superfan with no chill,
and I'm owning that.
444
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:25,207
Over there, you got the FOBs,
Fresh Off the Boat students.
445
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:28,041
They're rich.
Like, make a hit-and-run disappear rich.
446
00:27:28,042 --> 00:27:29,874
Then you got your Brown Baddies.
447
00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:32,249
Their entire personality
is giving people side-eye.
448
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,874
Next, the Adrenaline Junkies.
449
00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:37,207
They're like Adderall.
Concerning, but clutch in competition.
450
00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,874
Last but not least, every Bollywood
team has one random white person
451
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,124
who knows more about Indian culture
than everyone else.
452
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,417
How's it going?
453
00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:47,292
I'm Harry.
So, what part of India are you all from?
454
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,041
I'm Tamil. My family is from Sri Lanka.
455
00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:51,499
Greetings, little sister!
456
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,333
No. Don't... don't do that.
457
00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:58,041
There are over 100 dance teams
in the country,
458
00:27:58,042 --> 00:28:01,707
but only the top ten make it
to Best of the Best.
459
00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:03,792
We cannot allow a repeat of last year.
460
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:08,374
And the winner of Best of the Best is...
461
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:12,999
USC Tamasha!
462
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,041
This video will play on loop
at every practice.
463
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,249
I want you to live in that pain.
464
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,374
Like when we applied to Stanford
and didn't get in.
465
00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:23,332
- Mm-hmm.
- USC's number one for a reason.
466
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,957
- Why is he so obsessed with beating USC?
- ...she goes, we go...
467
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,749
He's obsessed with beating her.
468
00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:30,624
Selena Joshi, captain of USC
and Ronak's ex.
469
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:34,250
Our next competition is in eight weeks.
Let's get to work.
470
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,749
The first thing to know
about competition dance
471
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,666
is that it is not objective.
472
00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:42,791
{\an8}The only performance that matters
473
00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:45,125
{\an8}is the one that people remember.
474
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:48,124
Which is why our goal is simple.
475
00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:50,667
Be unforgettable! That's it.
476
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,958
Thirty-one more! Let's go!
477
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,041
We are not here to have fun.
478
00:28:58,042 --> 00:29:00,041
We are here to win.
479
00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:02,916
If you wanna have a good time
with a bunch of losers,
480
00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:04,500
join an a cappella team.
481
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:07,249
No more junk food.
482
00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:09,750
Cheetos came out in 1948.
483
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,708
Since then, we've never won a war.
484
00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:15,374
Here's the truth. AI is here.
485
00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:17,916
Your degree is worthless,
and you'll never own a home.
486
00:29:17,917 --> 00:29:20,000
Back to practice!
487
00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:23,749
Facial expressions are critical!
488
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:25,832
Tell the story with your face.
489
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,708
Harry, you're goin' to war!
490
00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,250
Dimple, he cheated on you.
491
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:32,833
Anjali, they freed Luigi.
492
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,832
Deepica, your boyfriend is 5'4".
493
00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:38,166
Maya, you're broke, but you want guac.
494
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,457
Vishal, Pakistan beat India in cricket.
495
00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:42,457
Sumi, the edible is hitting.
496
00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,708
Nirbhay, you're losing your virginity!
497
00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,249
What's our goal?
498
00:29:57,250 --> 00:29:59,499
Be unforgettable!
499
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,707
I said, what's our goal?
500
00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:03,666
Be unforgettable!
501
00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:05,082
I think I'm gonna vom!
502
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,624
I can't keep going.
My nipples are bleeding.
503
00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:10,500
Anyone bitching is gonna get
20 more burpees.
504
00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:12,833
Okay.
505
00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:14,750
That wasn't the worst.
506
00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:18,624
- Just let me die here.
- Oh, I can't feel my ass.
507
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:19,832
There, there.
508
00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:23,582
Every great routine
starts with great leads.
509
00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:26,041
But it's not just about
being the best dancer.
510
00:30:26,042 --> 00:30:29,499
You have to be the total package.
We're talking effortless confidence.
511
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,082
Infectious energy.
512
00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:32,624
Raccoon agility.
513
00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:35,708
- Undeniable charisma.
- And the sex appeal of your first cousin.
514
00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:39,249
But first,
let's talk about this year's routine.
515
00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,250
The theme is...
516
00:30:45,792 --> 00:30:47,999
Bollywood Shaadi: Greatest Hits!
517
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,624
- Yeah!
- Ooh!
518
00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:52,416
An epic love letter
to South Asian weddings.
519
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:54,875
A classic love story
about forbidden romance.
520
00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:58,624
Sorry. Sorry. Keep going.
521
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,332
No, please. You clearly have thoughts.
522
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:05,208
Well, I'm not trying to be whatever
or anything. It's just...
523
00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:08,749
- Isn't this kind of super predictable?
- Maya.
524
00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:11,874
I mean, it just sounds like something
a white person would think is a good idea.
525
00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:12,916
No offense, Harry.
526
00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:14,707
None taken. I freakin' love it.
527
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,249
I'm not trying to be whatever,
but what the hell do you know?
528
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:20,291
- You've never even competed.
- Yeah. Weddings are kind of our thing.
529
00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:23,791
So is dominating the spelling bee, but
you don't see that being a dance theme.
530
00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:25,541
Whoa, spelling bee dance.
531
00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:27,332
Our culture is bigger than Bollywood.
532
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:30,832
If we wanna win Best of the Best, we have
to do something that feels singular.
533
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:33,250
Like what? Taking a robot to the face?
534
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,833
Whatever. Anjali agrees with me.
535
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:45,666
Uh... well, I mean, Maya's right.
It is a little expected.
536
00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:47,374
Uh... but...
537
00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:49,791
there is a lot of potential there,
538
00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:53,374
so there's a world
where a wedding theme might work.
539
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:55,624
Anj, are you seriously
going Switzerland on me right now?
540
00:31:55,625 --> 00:32:00,166
I dig the passion, Maya, but nostalgia
scores, on average, 60% higher.
541
00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:01,874
The judges will love this.
542
00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:04,541
Or they'll think
we're cliché and extra, so...
543
00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:05,625
Ooh...
544
00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,833
Okay. All right.
545
00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:12,291
I see. You think all this is beneath you.
546
00:32:12,292 --> 00:32:15,124
You think that Bollywood is too flashy,
547
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:18,207
too over the top to be worth your time?
548
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:22,333
Thing is, extra isn't an insult
in this world, Maya. It's the point.
549
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,666
- 'Cause life is extra.
- Mm-hmm.
550
00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:29,166
You're not sad when your mother dies.
You're... you're shattered, right?
551
00:32:29,167 --> 00:32:32,417
You're not happy when you fall in love.
You're euphoric!
552
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,667
That's how it actually feels.
553
00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,916
Bollywood is a celebration of being extra,
554
00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:41,417
because to be extra... is to be human.
555
00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:45,249
If you think that's tacky,
I don't know what to tell you.
556
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:48,125
But, look, the floor is open
if you got a better idea.
557
00:32:53,042 --> 00:32:55,082
Bollywood Shaadi it is.
558
00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:57,041
Two leads, bride and groom.
559
00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:59,707
Hands up if you wanna be considered
for the groom.
560
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:00,832
Oh!
561
00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:02,624
Really? The white boy?
562
00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:04,749
And hands up for the bride.
563
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,875
Deepica. Sumi.
564
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,792
Maya.
565
00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:14,792
Anjali. Seriously, get that hand up.
566
00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:18,917
- Oh, I'm good.
- Come on. Don't be boring.
567
00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:27,083
Dude. Go for it.
568
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,082
There we go.
569
00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:35,416
Perfect. Voting ends
after our dry run at Beta Sigma Eta.
570
00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:37,249
- That's what I heard too.
- Harry.
571
00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,457
Mmm?
572
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:41,332
Don't tell anyone,
but you got my vote for lead.
573
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,291
- For real?
- Yeah.
574
00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:43,916
You've been crushing it.
575
00:33:43,917 --> 00:33:45,124
Thanks, bhai.
576
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:48,041
What the... That's actually racist.
Harry, don't listen to his bullshit.
577
00:33:48,042 --> 00:33:51,874
Yo, newb. You really want Ted Lasso
leading the Bollywood team? No offense.
578
00:33:51,875 --> 00:33:53,166
Better than Indian Tupac.
579
00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:55,832
We all know those are glamor muscles,
useless in real combat.
580
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:57,583
Okay! That's enough!
581
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,916
Five, six, seven, eight.
582
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:04,332
Ah, ah, ah.
583
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:07,249
Drop top, pawn shop
Will I sell it? Hell, nah
584
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:08,332
Stop. Stop!
585
00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:11,666
- Christ, we look like a Zumba class.
- The newbs were all over the place.
586
00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:14,582
Okay, well, that half of the team
is being geriatric as hell.
587
00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:17,291
Come on.
No fighting in front of the white people.
588
00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:20,041
Bossman, half the team's out
for midterms. Why are we doing this show?
589
00:34:20,042 --> 00:34:20,957
We need the money.
590
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:24,457
- Let's steal the recycling and go to Vons.
- Okay. Uh... I'm gonna cancel.
591
00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:26,041
- We can't be seen like this.
- What? No...
592
00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:28,332
Oh! Look at these losers.
593
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,332
I couldn't agree more.
594
00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,250
Selena.
595
00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:35,499
- What the hell are you doing here?
- Okay, hostile.
596
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:38,416
- Always so serious, this one.
- You better not be filming.
597
00:34:38,417 --> 00:34:40,499
You think we came here
to bite your choreo?
598
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,499
Stole everything else I showed you.
599
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,249
And won a championship
and a microbrand deal with the Gap,
600
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,332
so maybe I'm just,
601
00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:48,124
I don't know, better?
602
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,624
I knew this was a rebuilding year,
603
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,500
but this is just pathetic.
604
00:34:53,042 --> 00:34:55,999
Taking in TikTok leftovers.
605
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,082
Mmm. You must be really desperate.
606
00:34:58,083 --> 00:35:01,624
Not as desperate as driving to a school
you don't even go to
607
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,249
to spy on the competition.
608
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,207
Ooh!
609
00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:07,041
But I'm not seeing any competition.
610
00:35:07,042 --> 00:35:08,249
How about you guys?
611
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:12,625
All I see is a jackass
trying really hard to be cool again.
612
00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:15,917
The hell did you call my friend?
613
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:20,416
Hey, white boy! You deaf?
614
00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:22,874
Or is your Hindi not that good?
615
00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:25,499
My Hindi is perfectly fine, jerk!
616
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:26,917
Piece of shit!
617
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,374
- Get him!
- Hey, hey!
618
00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,458
Stop!
619
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,707
What the hell is goin' on here?
620
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,582
I didn't pay you to fight.
I paid you to dance,
621
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:37,124
so the university thinks
we're welcoming to students of color.
622
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:40,332
Yeah, we got suspended because
they think we can't tell you guys apart.
623
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:41,874
Y'all ready to go up or what?
624
00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:43,582
If not, you better
Venmo me back the money.
625
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:46,041
- Oh, we're different teams, man.
- Oh, no! Please, don't.
626
00:35:46,042 --> 00:35:48,874
We're super poor,
and we really need the money.
627
00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:51,666
Is it okay
if just the three of us go on and perform?
628
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:54,042
I don't care. Just make it look cool.
629
00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:19,707
This is insane. We gotta respond.
630
00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:23,542
{\an8}- Let's put bleach in their water bottles.
- What? No. I meant with a routine.
631
00:36:24,292 --> 00:36:25,332
Yeah, me too.
632
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,999
Look, our routine is nowhere near ready.
633
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,374
If a half-assed version of it leaks online
and a judge sees it, we're screwed.
634
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,708
"We're screwed."
635
00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:35,291
- You're not gonna let it go, are you?
- Nope.
636
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,124
- We're going rogue, aren't we?
- That's right.
637
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:38,999
- I can't talk you out of it? Okay.
- Nah.
638
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,875
- Yo, what are they doing?
- Hey. Where are you guys goin'?
639
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,458
Watch out.
640
00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:05,207
Hey, my turn.
641
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:06,416
All yours, Anj.
642
00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:07,375
Got you.
643
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,083
Ooh-hoo!
644
00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:23,375
We gotta see this.
645
00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:50,957
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
646
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:53,250
Hey! Hey! Hey!
647
00:37:56,167 --> 00:38:00,207
Genius! You took advantage of a frat guy
while he was passed out. Legends.
648
00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:03,166
Oh, and the look on Selena's face.
I mean, she was speechless.
649
00:38:03,167 --> 00:38:04,666
Steak night, baby!
650
00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:06,791
- Yeah.
- I can't tonight. I have that problem set.
651
00:38:06,792 --> 00:38:08,500
Oh. Uh, you know what, guys?
652
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,374
We'll rain check.
We're gonna have a ramen night tonight.
653
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:13,249
Ooh, ramen noodles? Send pics.
654
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,458
Send "noods." Get it?
655
00:38:16,417 --> 00:38:17,375
Nerds.
656
00:38:19,042 --> 00:38:19,917
Hey, Anj.
657
00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:22,207
Thanks for sticking by me tonight.
658
00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:24,375
I got you! Always.
659
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,124
But my bladder is about to burst.
I'm gonna go look for a restroom.
660
00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:29,583
All right. Okay.
661
00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:36,874
But didn't it feel so good
to beat Selena's ass?
662
00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,041
Of course it did.
663
00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:41,791
But I specifically asked Maya
not to engage, and she did it anyway.
664
00:38:41,792 --> 00:38:44,416
Like, literally, she finds
every opportunity to undermine me.
665
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,624
Okay. The votes are in.
666
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,249
Five votes for Vishal,
667
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:49,582
six for Harry,
668
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,166
and 11 for Ronak.
669
00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,457
Ronak is the groom lead.
670
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:54,582
And for the bride?
671
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,999
Uh... one for Deepica.
672
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,666
Two for Sumi.
673
00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:00,416
- Sumi?
- Four for me.
674
00:39:00,417 --> 00:39:02,791
Seven for Anjali.
675
00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:05,417
And eight for Maya.
676
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:08,124
- You're kidding me.
- Seriously?
677
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:09,166
No, check it again.
678
00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:11,374
Drone Strike is gonna be
the face of our team?
679
00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:13,124
Okay, Ronak, who'd you vote for?
680
00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:14,957
- Anjali.
- Deeps, how about you?
681
00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:16,083
I voted for myself.
682
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:21,332
You know, Deeps, it's not against
the rules to change your vote to Anjali.
683
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:26,042
If you did, she and Maya would be tied,
and the captain is...
684
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:29,541
...the captain is the tie...
685
00:39:29,542 --> 00:39:33,542
The captain is the tiebreaker!
Ronak, you can make Anjali lead.
686
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:40,166
I mean, technically,
that is all aboveboard.
687
00:39:40,167 --> 00:39:42,499
- Totally not breaking any rules.
- Uh-uh.
688
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:46,041
Anjali, she just feels like a lead.
She's so positive and so--
689
00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:49,374
So beautiful! So elegant!
Just looking like a wow!
690
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,791
I mean, Anjali does have lead energy.
691
00:39:52,792 --> 00:39:55,166
And Maya's impossible to control.
692
00:39:55,167 --> 00:39:58,582
Plus, if the judges have to stare
at Maya's goofy ass front and center,
693
00:39:58,583 --> 00:39:59,875
we're never gonna win.
694
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:04,750
I've thought about this deeply.
I'm changing my vote to Anjali.
695
00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:16,375
Hey!
696
00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:17,958
Whatcha doin'?
697
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:22,166
Nothing. Just sitting
on this soft, soft grass.
698
00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:24,874
That was so fun.
699
00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:26,917
Oh, you were incredible, Maya, really.
700
00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:28,917
Thanks.
701
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,542
Hey. You okay?
702
00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:36,124
It's nothing.
703
00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,292
I just, um...
704
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:42,249
I just overheard the team, uh, talking.
705
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:44,125
Sorry. Let me make sure it's not my mom.
706
00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:45,667
Oh, yeah.
707
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:48,708
Oh my God, Ronak just emailed the team.
708
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:51,667
I made lead.
709
00:40:53,542 --> 00:40:54,958
I made lead!
710
00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:57,416
Oh my God!
711
00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:59,917
- Dude, congrats!
- Really?
712
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:03,916
- Are you sure you're cool with this?
- Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
713
00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:06,374
I don't know. I mean, you wanted lead too.
714
00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:07,375
Yeah, but
715
00:41:08,542 --> 00:41:09,750
you got more votes.
716
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:12,417
Still, I just wanna make sure...
717
00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:16,541
I am so happy for you. Okay?
718
00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:17,832
Oh my God!
719
00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,166
But there are
more pressing matters to discuss,
720
00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:23,499
such as you owe me
some mother-F'ing Taco Bell.
721
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,916
Pay up. I'm hungry.
722
00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:27,291
Oh, speak of the devil.
723
00:41:27,292 --> 00:41:29,791
Check your e-mail. I think
you've got a committee assignment.
724
00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:30,916
Hmm?
725
00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:32,832
Hello?
726
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:36,125
Yeah, I just saw. I'm so pumped!
727
00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,583
You know what the best part is?
728
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:51,124
You only need one coat of this sealant
to get that really nice sheen.
729
00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:53,832
Not the semi-sheen. Full gloss.
730
00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:55,416
Ain't that a bitch.
731
00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:57,708
- Thank you, young man.
- Hey, you are welcome, sir.
732
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,750
I say this with great respect.
733
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,292
You look like a Minion.
734
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,082
And I say this with great respect.
735
00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:07,000
A-banana!
736
00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:10,291
- No, honestly, it's a pretty sweet gig.
- Hm.
737
00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:11,874
The boomers treat me like a genius,
738
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:14,666
and they even let me
work on my own projects.
739
00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:16,707
Oh! What kind of projects?
740
00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:18,708
- Uh, ever heard of Nunya?
- Mm?
741
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,957
Nunya business?
742
00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,832
Oh, mm! Mm-mm-mm!
743
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:26,916
So, we talking chicken coops
or bird houses?
744
00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:29,874
Which technically, in theory,
is also a bird house.
745
00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:32,542
Tsk. Come on, tell me. What projects?
746
00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,167
- Okay. Come on. Come on.
- Yes.
747
00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,916
This is a Chandigarh chair.
748
00:42:38,917 --> 00:42:40,582
So, after the British left,
749
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:43,416
Nehru wanted India to move forward,
andnot be stuck in the past,
750
00:42:43,417 --> 00:42:47,041
so he commissions all this cool, modern
furniture for the government to use.
751
00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:49,666
And some of these babies
sell for, like, two grand a pop.
752
00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,750
All right, settle down, Bob the Builder.
753
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:57,708
Unfortunately, this makes you...
the perfect person for me to bother.
754
00:42:58,208 --> 00:43:00,541
I need to make this doli
for our corny-ass routine.
755
00:43:00,542 --> 00:43:01,832
Wait, hold on a second.
756
00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:04,666
Ronak put you on props? I thought
you were trying out for the lead.
757
00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:05,875
Emphasis on "tried."
758
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,333
Shit. I'm sorry, dude.
759
00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:13,124
Well, hey, listen, I'm sure whoever
did get it sucks, like, as a person.
760
00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:16,082
I'm sure they dip their pizza in ranch,
and use speakerphone in public,
761
00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:17,499
and complain about subtitles.
762
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,999
- They picked Anjali.
- Oh my God. That is amazing.
763
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,292
We love her. Okay.
764
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,749
You know what?
I say let's pimp this thing out a bit.
765
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:31,124
But, first of all, we are gonna need
some special pins for these hinges.
766
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,667
Your team is gonna lose their shit.
767
00:43:34,458 --> 00:43:37,999
Maya, we were filming the intro video.
What are we doin' here?
768
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,999
Dude, just breathe and unclench
before you get your boxers in a bunch, hm?
769
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,750
Not possible. They're heavily starched.
770
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:47,917
Okay. Anyway, I've got
something cool to show you guys.
771
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:53,166
Something that's gonna make
those trust fund losers at USC cower.
772
00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:55,042
Presenting...
773
00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:58,666
the doli!
774
00:43:58,667 --> 00:44:00,124
Ooh!
775
00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:03,291
Maya, this looks nothing like
the pictures I sent you.
776
00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:04,541
Okay, well, just...
777
00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:05,625
Here.
778
00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:08,625
When Anjali gets on... Right?
779
00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:16,874
Huh?
780
00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:17,957
This is fire.
781
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:21,624
If we're stuck doing a wedding theme,
we might as well do it with some panache.
782
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,000
Absolutely not.
783
00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:24,957
But why?
784
00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:26,874
We asked for something
traditional and elegant.
785
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:28,541
Not a vaping tiger.
786
00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:31,416
It's a fog machine blowing flower petals.
It's not that deep.
787
00:44:31,417 --> 00:44:33,499
We haven't even practiced with this thing.
788
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,749
Okay? I can't have unknown variables
messing us up.
789
00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:37,874
Come on! We need to stand out, Ronak.
790
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:41,916
That's why Anjali's the lead. It's her job
to make us stand out, not yours.
791
00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:46,458
We leave for San Diego in 24 hours.
Let's go. Back to rehearsal, everyone.
792
00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:50,666
This is also the easiest exam of the year.
793
00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:53,999
It only gets harder, so plan accordingly.
794
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,124
I'm not trying to put a target
on your back, but you set the curve.
795
00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:58,542
Sleep with one eye open.
796
00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:00,500
Anjali...
797
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,667
Stay as long as you need.
798
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,207
It's time to strap in.
799
00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:15,208
Competition season starts now.
800
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,625
Over 100 teams.
801
00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,833
Over 2,000 dancers.
802
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:23,874
But tonight,
803
00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:26,542
only the best move forward.
804
00:45:28,917 --> 00:45:30,249
UCLA, on deck!
805
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:31,291
All right!
806
00:45:31,292 --> 00:45:33,874
Vishal! Last look on costumes.
Come on, man!
807
00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:35,499
Maya, don't forget to check the doli.
808
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,666
- Dude, I am right here.
- Oh.
809
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:39,832
Yo, is it true that Selena got some
crypto billionaire to fund their team?
810
00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:42,874
Yeah, but he made them redo their entire
routine to be about climate change.
811
00:45:42,875 --> 00:45:44,457
- She's so cooked.
- Good one!
812
00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:47,749
Next up, we've got
the coldest killers on the circuit,
813
00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:51,541
the reigning champions, USC Tamasha!
814
00:45:51,542 --> 00:45:54,083
What the hell?
815
00:45:56,500 --> 00:46:00,583
This is the story of
the first man who climbed Mount Everest.
816
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:05,542
This is not the story
of the first man who made it back alive.
817
00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:21,000
Mount Everest Ain't got shit on me
818
00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:27,207
Mount Everest ain't got shit on me
819
00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:29,749
'Cause I'm on top of the world
820
00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:32,624
I'm on top of the world
821
00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:33,500
Yeah
822
00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:55,957
Wait a minute
Get it how you live it
823
00:46:55,958 --> 00:46:58,332
Ten toes in
When we standing on business
824
00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:00,917
- Get him!
- He's escaping!
825
00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:04,291
I'm a big stepper, underground methods
826
00:47:04,292 --> 00:47:06,500
Top-notch hoes get the most
Not the lesser
827
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,082
We have the human.
828
00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:24,542
Bring him to me.
829
00:47:33,042 --> 00:47:37,207
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute
Get, get, get, get it how you live it
830
00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:39,125
Ten, ten, ten, standin' on business
831
00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:51,832
USC Tamasha!
832
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,667
She just murdered you, Ronak.
That's crazy.
833
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:58,916
- They are really good.
- Ready for the next dance?
834
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:01,207
Come on. Let's just let this thing rip.
835
00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:04,583
We should be
pulling out all the stops, hmm?
836
00:48:07,042 --> 00:48:08,792
Could we just stick to the plan this time?
837
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:13,624
I'm just really nervous about this.
I want it to go well.
838
00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:15,208
Okay, yeah, totally.
839
00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:19,500
Hey.
840
00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:22,207
You're gonna do great.
841
00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:25,332
Coming to the stage, last year's
Best of the Best runners-up,
842
00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:27,875
UCLA Agni!
843
00:48:31,583 --> 00:48:34,499
Their love was forbidden.
844
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,291
She had everything to lose.
845
00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:40,042
He had nothing to lose.
846
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:44,042
But desire doesn't ask for permission.
847
00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:27,499
He keeps me guessing
848
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,582
- Guessing
- Spontaneous
849
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:31,749
- That's how he is
- He's so persuasive
850
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:34,250
- So persuasive
- And I'm his lady
851
00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:44,666
Will you be mine
in this life and the next?
852
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:47,500
Any life without you isn't worth living.
853
00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:52,124
But they were too late.
854
00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:55,625
Asha's parents had already betrothed her
to the diplomat's son.
855
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,000
Fantastic dress.
856
00:50:14,792 --> 00:50:16,208
Choose honor, Asha.
857
00:50:17,958 --> 00:50:19,667
Choose passion.
858
00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:21,999
Thinkin' of a master plan
859
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,125
You know anything you need, baby
Ask your man
860
00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:57,666
What the...
861
00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:58,750
Oh!
862
00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:04,749
I love you, Asha!
863
00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:06,917
I love you more, Rehan!
864
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,499
Can anyone see?
865
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,832
- I have asthma!
- Dimple, where are you?
866
00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:15,166
- Mummy!
- Oh! Harry, watch out!
867
00:51:15,167 --> 00:51:16,666
Oh my God!
868
00:51:16,667 --> 00:51:18,166
{\an8}Aah!
869
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:19,708
{\an8}- Shit.
- Anjali!
870
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:24,124
Oh! No, no, no, no!
871
00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:26,082
- No! Ow, ow, ow!
- No! Stop!
872
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,832
- Stop!
- Ow!
873
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:29,249
Keep dancing!
874
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:30,582
Oh no!
875
00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:32,249
{\an8}No! Wait, hold on!
876
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:34,333
Stop, stop!
877
00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:35,957
No! No!
878
00:51:35,958 --> 00:51:38,542
- I got it. Go.
- No, no, no! No!
879
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,499
- That was so embarrassing!
- No, that was so, so bad.
880
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:52,916
- Who messed up? Harry, was it you?
- What the hell happened, everyone?
881
00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:56,041
Guys, I... I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry.
882
00:51:56,042 --> 00:51:58,375
I genuinely have no idea
how that happened.
883
00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:00,416
- Oh, my...
- What?
884
00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:01,874
Anjali...
885
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,166
What?
886
00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:07,041
I was raised not to comment
on women's appearances, but goddamn!
887
00:52:07,042 --> 00:52:08,667
- Uh...
- Nirbhay, what?
888
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,500
Nirbhay...
889
00:52:14,042 --> 00:52:16,041
Oh, where's my hair?
890
00:52:16,042 --> 00:52:17,999
My God, where's my hair? Where did it go?
891
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,541
Why is there a hole right here?
892
00:52:19,542 --> 00:52:22,125
- Where is my hair? Where did...
- It was the only way.
893
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,624
I, I, I... It's, uh, interesting.
It looks good.
894
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:28,582
- Shit, shit.
- Okay. It's just hair.
895
00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,832
It was an accident,
and maybe I can make it look cool.
896
00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:32,707
- I can make it look cool, right?
- Yes.
897
00:52:32,708 --> 00:52:34,916
- Tell me it'll grow back!
- Very chic...
898
00:52:34,917 --> 00:52:35,999
This is so bad.
899
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,832
{\an8}- But you're so pretty.
- We can make it nice...
900
00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:40,791
- You turned it on, didn't you?
- No, Ronak, it was an accident!
901
00:52:40,792 --> 00:52:42,750
It was an accident. Right?
902
00:52:45,167 --> 00:52:46,083
Right?
903
00:52:47,792 --> 00:52:48,625
I'm sorry.
904
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,166
I'm so, so sorry.
905
00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:53,749
- That wasn't meant to happen.
- What were you thinking?
906
00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:56,791
It is a miracle
that she's not in the hospital!
907
00:52:56,792 --> 00:52:59,166
And you completely screwed
our chances at placing.
908
00:52:59,167 --> 00:53:01,874
I didn't want us to just place,
you know, I wanted us to win--
909
00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:03,207
Well, congrats on doing neither!
910
00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:04,957
We weren't gonna beat USC.
911
00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:06,625
That's not your call to make!
912
00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:13,125
You're off the team.
913
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:15,583
- What?
- What?
914
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:18,042
I said,
915
00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,874
I'm kicking your ass off the team.
916
00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:22,291
Are you serious?
917
00:53:22,292 --> 00:53:25,582
Look, every team has one, okay?
918
00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:27,624
The ball hog with the big attitude.
919
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,541
Big opinions and zero solutions,
920
00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:32,666
and the mistake that most captains make
is they give them a pass
921
00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:34,167
because they're talented.
922
00:53:34,875 --> 00:53:36,333
And you are talented, Maya.
923
00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:38,917
But not enough to be worth the trouble.
924
00:53:50,042 --> 00:53:51,666
- Okay, let's see what we can...
- It's okay.
925
00:53:51,667 --> 00:53:53,332
This is devastating.
926
00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:56,666
UCLA plummets to 54th place.
927
00:53:56,667 --> 00:54:01,666
With finals next month,
it's safe to say their season is over.
928
00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:05,042
Ronak,
is getting back in this even possible?
929
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,291
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
930
00:54:07,292 --> 00:54:11,417
If we get first or second in Berkeley,
we technically would have enough points.
931
00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:14,332
Yeah, but Berkeley is an overnight trip.
932
00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:17,791
- We don't have the money.
- Is SASA doing the date auction this year?
933
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,457
Yeah, next weekend.
934
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,541
We'd need, like, the whole team to sign up
to raise enough, but...
935
00:54:22,542 --> 00:54:23,916
Hey, can we talk?
936
00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:25,500
Yeah. Yeah.
937
00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:32,708
- Yeah. What's up?
- Okay. Um...
938
00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:36,832
So I think you should reconsider
kicking Maya off the team.
939
00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:38,082
Not happening.
940
00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:40,167
I'm furious, and you should be too.
941
00:54:43,042 --> 00:54:45,249
I look like a flea-market Barbie doll.
942
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:47,249
Trust me, I'm pissed.
943
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:50,957
I know she messed up,
but kicking her out is not the move.
944
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:54,374
She's the most creative dancer
on the team, and everyone knows it.
945
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:57,125
If they were smarter, they would
have voted her lead to begin with.
946
00:54:58,417 --> 00:55:00,957
No. Listen, you're an amazing dancer,
947
00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,541
and you deserve to be the lead.
948
00:55:02,542 --> 00:55:04,917
Then don't I deserve a say
in who's on the team?
949
00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:09,082
You didn't see everyone.
Chaos and confusion.
950
00:55:09,083 --> 00:55:11,707
Just fog everywhere,
flower petals everywhere.
951
00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:12,791
It was a lot, man.
952
00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:14,749
That's no reason to kick you off the team.
953
00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:15,874
We're in 54th place.
954
00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:17,957
Oh my God! That is bad.
955
00:55:17,958 --> 00:55:19,916
- I'm sorry. Ronak's got a point.
- What?
956
00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:22,332
- Honestly.
- Okay. Hey, hey! Come on. Come on.
957
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:25,749
Okay, well, they'd be in first place if
they'd just made you lead from the start.
958
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,458
Yeah, well...
959
00:55:28,417 --> 00:55:30,624
- Well, what?
- No, nothing.
960
00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:32,791
Sounds like somethin'.
961
00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:35,542
I overheard Ronak, Deepica, and Dimple
tallying up the votes.
962
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:39,374
I won lead,
but then they switched it to Anjali
963
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:42,667
'cause she has more, uh... lead energy
or whatever.
964
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:44,708
Are you serious?
965
00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:47,124
You're only lead energy.
966
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,999
Your stage presence is magnetic.
967
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,166
Okay? When you're up there, locked in,
hittin' those moves, doing your thing--
968
00:55:53,167 --> 00:55:54,750
Oh my God.
969
00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:57,499
- I am so sorry.
- Are you okay?
970
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,874
There is actually a surprising amount
of hair in this wheel, okay?
971
00:56:00,875 --> 00:56:03,916
It is like a locker room shower drain.
Look at that.
972
00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:04,917
Jeez.
973
00:56:05,417 --> 00:56:06,624
You need to tell Anjali.
974
00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:09,332
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I cannot do that to her. Okay?
975
00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:12,917
She really likes Ronak, all right?
I mean, look.
976
00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:15,582
She has been fawning all over him
977
00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:18,582
because he got her
this weird Paddington knockoff.
978
00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:21,292
- Oh my God.
- What?
979
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:23,625
Wait. You don't know what this is?
980
00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:25,832
A bear?
981
00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:27,957
I'm sure that's supposed to be
the Koh-i-Noor diamond.
982
00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:32,249
The diamond the British stole from India
that is famously known for being bad luck.
983
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,957
Every ruler who has ever owned
the Koh-i-Noor diamond,
984
00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:38,832
from Shah Jahan to Duleep Singh,
they all saw their empires crumble.
985
00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:41,166
That is not a cute teddy bear.
986
00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:43,457
That is a cursed colonial diamond.
987
00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,499
So that's what you do without a phone.
988
00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:48,541
You read and shit.
You think you're better than me?
989
00:56:48,542 --> 00:56:50,167
Honestly, yeah. Kinda.
990
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,833
I get why you don't wanna tell Anjali,
but you deserve to be lead.
991
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,583
I need to get back to wrapping this gift.
992
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:09,999
I'm a killer
I'm a killer, I'm a killer
993
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,082
Bang, bang! Gun fingers in the mirror
994
00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,374
I won't get caught this time
995
00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:16,666
Commit the perfect crime
996
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,082
I'm a killer
I'm a killer, I'm a killer...
997
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,500
Yo, yo, yo.
998
00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:23,582
- Mmm? Mmm?
- Oh, you didn't have to do anything.
999
00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:25,625
All right, come on. Open it. Open it.
1000
00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:28,874
I sewed in some of your hair to it,
so it should match.
1001
00:57:28,875 --> 00:57:31,832
Oh, also, I did get you a sexy leg dress,
1002
00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:35,750
so Ronak will be too busy
looking down there instead of up... here.
1003
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:38,167
I'm really sorry.
1004
00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:43,250
I really appreciate it.
But no more surprises, yeah?
1005
00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:46,041
Mm-hmm.
1006
00:57:46,042 --> 00:57:47,791
I like brown girls with an accent...
1007
00:57:47,792 --> 00:57:49,624
Hey, baby girl!
1008
00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:51,916
Get that cute butt
and fugly hair over here!
1009
00:57:51,917 --> 00:57:53,707
What are you guys doing here?
1010
00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:56,707
Kidnapping you for a spa day
at the Hinoki salon.
1011
00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:58,166
Are you serious?
1012
00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:02,082
We have to do something about that hair.
You look like you licked a car battery.
1013
00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:05,666
- Safeties gotta stick together.
- The hell's a safety?
1014
00:58:05,667 --> 00:58:08,707
If no one bids on us at the date auction,
we bid on each other for safety.
1015
00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:10,582
I can't right now. We have class.
1016
00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:12,166
So skip it.
1017
00:58:12,167 --> 00:58:15,624
Anj, you do have to do
that online quiz too, remember?
1018
00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:16,958
Yeah, I know, I...
1019
00:58:19,792 --> 00:58:23,041
Could you just do it for me?
Just this once?
1020
00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:25,416
- Dude...
- I know. I've said that before.
1021
00:58:25,417 --> 00:58:29,332
But, hey, you... kind of owe me.
I spoke to Ronak.
1022
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:32,166
- He said you could rejoin the team.
- Really?
1023
00:58:32,167 --> 00:58:33,457
- Wait, what?
- Ronak said that?
1024
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:35,625
Yeah! All you have to do
is sign up for the date auction.
1025
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,624
Oh yeah, no. No. Nope. Not doing that.
1026
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,458
Why? I thought you'd be pumped.
1027
00:58:42,542 --> 00:58:45,999
Look, if you come,
I promise I'll be your safety.
1028
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,332
- There's nothing to be scared of.
- Okay.
1029
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:51,249
I'm not scared. I just don't wanna do it.
1030
00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:55,542
I'm really grateful that you talked
to Ronak for me, but... I'm good.
1031
00:58:56,042 --> 00:58:57,042
So...
1032
00:58:58,042 --> 00:59:00,458
Uh, I can do your quiz for you. Seriously.
1033
00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:04,624
Go have a fun spa day with Double D.
1034
00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:06,166
Are you sure?
1035
00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:09,749
- Yeah. Have fun.
- Brown boys with no brown friends
1036
00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,749
- Think they light-skinned...
- Okay, Anj, get in.
1037
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,624
Double D. I kind of like that.
1038
00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:15,375
Absolutely not.
1039
00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:25,250
Don't tell me that.
1040
00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:31,000
I mean, that is top-notch choreo.
They were crisp. They were sharp.
1041
00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:36,957
Wow. You look...
1042
00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:38,416
- Stunning?
- Hot?
1043
00:59:38,417 --> 00:59:40,749
- Gorgeous?
- Dare I say, the moment?
1044
00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:44,541
Be honest. Do I look like
Dora the Explorer joined a sorority?
1045
00:59:44,542 --> 00:59:46,458
I mean... vamonos.
1046
00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:50,082
Hmm. Okay, stop flirting.
Everyone, let's get to the ballroom.
1047
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:51,749
We're at tables six and eight.
1048
00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:54,999
Make sure to fill out your questionnaires,
okay? Let's go, chop-chop.
1049
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,917
Wait, hold on.
1050
01:00:00,292 --> 01:00:02,082
Did you speak to Maya?
1051
01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,792
Who won our little wager?
1052
01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:06,542
Unfortunately, you did.
1053
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:09,874
Sorry. I mean,
I hate to say I told you so,
1054
01:00:09,875 --> 01:00:11,708
but I knew she wasn't coming back.
1055
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:13,500
But now you...
1056
01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:15,249
you owe me a mojito.
1057
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:19,167
I can tell you miss me
I can tell it hits, hits, hits
1058
01:00:19,667 --> 01:00:22,749
Not tryna be romantic
I'll hit it from the back
1059
01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,207
Just so you don't get attached...
1060
01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:28,207
I just gotta say you guys look great,
and I appreciate you doing this.
1061
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:31,416
The number we're trying to hit tonight
is three grand, so...
1062
01:00:31,417 --> 01:00:34,457
- Ooh, can you make it loud?
- Loud
1063
01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:37,875
'Cause I'm so proud
Baby, I'm so proud of you
1064
01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:43,457
Nice to have you back, Maya.
1065
01:00:43,458 --> 01:00:44,458
Nice to be back.
1066
01:00:44,958 --> 01:00:48,542
I mean, who doesn't love
selling their body for bus fare? Right?
1067
01:00:50,042 --> 01:00:52,041
Oh my God, I love your sari.
1068
01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:54,167
Your hair. Dude, awesome.
1069
01:00:57,708 --> 01:01:02,667
Welcome to the 25th annual
SASA winter formal and date auction.
1070
01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:08,832
Unfortunately, the board decided
not to have us host this year.
1071
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:10,374
Which is absurd!
1072
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,916
Welcome your new host for this evening,
1073
01:01:12,917 --> 01:01:14,542
Professor Latif.
1074
01:01:15,125 --> 01:01:16,582
Have fun.
1075
01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:18,916
- Hey. Thank you. I, uh...
- That girl's scary.
1076
01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:20,499
I don't love the optics of this either.
1077
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:22,749
Let's try to get through tonight
as quickly as possible
1078
01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,957
and let's not have a lawsuit.
1079
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:28,916
Up first, he is captain of Masala,
the all-male Hindi a cappella team.
1080
01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:31,542
Give it up for Gaurav Sen-Gupta.
1081
01:01:32,792 --> 01:01:34,582
Gaurav likes capoeira,
1082
01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:37,124
and he thinks
Timothée Chalamet is a psyop.
1083
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:39,500
Okay. Let's start at $20,
and I'm being generous.
1084
01:01:40,917 --> 01:01:41,958
Sold for 20!
1085
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,749
He is into mysticism, hexes, and curses.
1086
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,957
Yes! There we go! Sold for $30!
1087
01:01:48,958 --> 01:01:51,041
There's someone for everyone here, folks.
1088
01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:53,457
Guys, she's pre-med. Buy the stock low.
1089
01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:54,707
Thank you! $60!
1090
01:01:54,708 --> 01:01:56,166
Sold for $30.
1091
01:01:56,167 --> 01:01:57,791
Sold to the pervert in the back!
1092
01:01:57,792 --> 01:02:00,624
Okay, we're moving.
Let's give it up for Team Agni.
1093
01:02:00,625 --> 01:02:03,791
All right, it is a school event.
Let's stand up, please. Thank you.
1094
01:02:03,792 --> 01:02:06,458
- Take it off, white boy!
- No, keep it on, please.
1095
01:02:06,958 --> 01:02:09,041
And now for the men over six feet.
1096
01:02:09,042 --> 01:02:11,082
We start with 20. 30. 35. I'll take 40.
1097
01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:12,541
40... 70!
1098
01:02:12,542 --> 01:02:13,791
They're into it.
1099
01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:15,874
I know. Imagine what his mirror is like.
1100
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:17,166
He is really into himself.
1101
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:19,124
As Indians, we have a problem staring.
1102
01:02:19,125 --> 01:02:20,542
But, uh, this is a lot.
1103
01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:22,999
But it could be good.
1104
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,666
In the sense
that she will see you for who you are.
1105
01:02:25,667 --> 01:02:28,957
There we go. Thank you. I haven't seen her
blink yet, but you did the right thing.
1106
01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:31,207
Guys, you get two women
for the price of one.
1107
01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:33,207
Don't think... Scratch that.
1108
01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:34,374
320! 320!
1109
01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:36,374
- 340! 340!
- Yeah!
1110
01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:38,416
360 up here.
1111
01:02:38,417 --> 01:02:39,250
400!
1112
01:02:39,833 --> 01:02:41,582
Sold for 400!
1113
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:43,999
- Maya, you're on deck.
- We gotta close out big.
1114
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,292
- Sorry. Okay.
- Here we go. Let's keep going.
1115
01:02:47,042 --> 01:02:49,167
Up next, we have Maya Krishnaraj.
1116
01:02:53,208 --> 01:02:54,583
- Maya.
- Huh?
1117
01:02:55,583 --> 01:02:57,833
Maya Krishnaraj, you guys.
1118
01:02:58,417 --> 01:03:01,582
Uh, Maya is a freshman comp sci major,
1119
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:05,124
and her favorite snack
is Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
1120
01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:06,208
So...
1121
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:09,082
Let's start at $20.
1122
01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:10,416
Um... Sorry, sorry.
1123
01:03:10,417 --> 01:03:11,582
Uh, sorry.
1124
01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:15,207
One sec. Can... can I just say real quick,
like, real quick...
1125
01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:16,292
Um...
1126
01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:20,374
This is weird, right?
1127
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:22,249
Like, what are we doing?
1128
01:03:22,250 --> 01:03:26,041
I thought date auctions were canceled,
like with plantation weddings and stuff.
1129
01:03:26,042 --> 01:03:30,082
Uh... so, you know, I... I just think
we should maybe do a little soul-searching
1130
01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:31,333
and ask ourselves,
1131
01:03:31,833 --> 01:03:33,625
why are we so okay with this?
1132
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:37,332
Are we not a part of the problem?
1133
01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:38,500
Is this
1134
01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:42,167
our plantation?
1135
01:03:44,458 --> 01:03:48,958
- Yeah.
- Thank you so much, Maya, for that... poem.
1136
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:53,582
Let's start at $20. $20.
1137
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:57,000
The princess has arrived!
1138
01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,957
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
1139
01:03:58,958 --> 01:04:01,082
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
1140
01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:03,874
Okay, why don't you do this
every time I come into a room?
1141
01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:09,625
'Cause you just brought our total haul
to $3,020! We're going to Berkeley!
1142
01:04:12,167 --> 01:04:14,666
We're gonna give
the University of Spoiled Children
1143
01:04:14,667 --> 01:04:16,374
something they should've gotten
growing up.
1144
01:04:16,375 --> 01:04:19,541
- A proper ass-whoopin'!
- Aaah!
1145
01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:20,958
Whoo!
1146
01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:23,249
Fifteen. Let's do fif--
1147
01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:26,416
- Okay, can we please just stop? Please.
- Guys, repeat after me.
1148
01:04:26,417 --> 01:04:29,457
"I bid $50 for a date with Maya."
1149
01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:31,291
Eww!
1150
01:04:31,292 --> 01:04:33,332
Okay. That's not what I meant.
1151
01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:36,457
That is something I would say
if I weren't her teacher.
1152
01:04:36,458 --> 01:04:39,207
You can bid on her because she's an adult.
1153
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,916
In the sense that she's barely... legal.
1154
01:04:41,917 --> 01:04:43,874
- Uh, scratch that.
- Jesus Christ.
1155
01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:45,791
Someone please bid, for the love of God.
1156
01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:46,958
A thousand dollars.
1157
01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:50,458
I'm sorry, how much?
1158
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,082
A thousand... dollars.
1159
01:04:54,083 --> 01:04:56,832
A thousand dollars,
going once, going twice...
1160
01:04:56,833 --> 01:04:59,332
Maya, sold for a thousand dollars.
1161
01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:00,416
Uh...
1162
01:05:00,417 --> 01:05:03,542
Whatever you have recorded
on your phone, please just delete.
1163
01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:11,125
Maya! Maya.
1164
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,167
I thought you had work.
1165
01:05:17,958 --> 01:05:19,457
Yeah, I got off early.
1166
01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:22,083
It was either date auction
or Frisbee on the quad.
1167
01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:26,249
But my Frisbee privileges
haven't been reinstated yet, so...
1168
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:28,749
Okay, well, you didn't have to drop
a thousand dollars.
1169
01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:31,833
I don't know what to tell you.
It was more fun than I thought, you know?
1170
01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:33,707
Right. Then you know what?
1171
01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:35,791
You can just go back in there.
Get a refund.
1172
01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,917
I'm pretty sure they said
all transactions are final.
1173
01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:39,917
Well, then, you know what?
1174
01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:43,458
I think you got a pretty raw deal.
1175
01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:47,375
Yeah, well, you know what I think?
1176
01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:53,000
I think you are an absolute steal.
1177
01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:05,667
So, how about that date?
1178
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:08,041
Like... like, now?
1179
01:06:08,042 --> 01:06:10,707
- I'm sorry, did you wanna go back inside?
- No. I just...
1180
01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:13,874
Don't let me forget. I have to do
a comp sci quiz before midnight.
1181
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:16,875
Oh, I was actually gonna suggest that
as our date night activity.
1182
01:06:17,875 --> 01:06:20,083
- Oh, were you really, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
1183
01:06:21,417 --> 01:06:22,917
Who knew Minions had money?
1184
01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:25,041
It's a collective fund.
1185
01:06:25,042 --> 01:06:26,625
We're unionized.
1186
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,166
Okay, I clearly need another drink.
1187
01:06:30,167 --> 01:06:32,541
Well, you're in luck,
'cause I owe you one.
1188
01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:33,542
For what?
1189
01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:37,875
For losing our bet.
I gotta give Maya credit for showing up.
1190
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:40,749
- Oh crap.
- What?
1191
01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,416
- Crap!
- What?
1192
01:06:42,417 --> 01:06:45,667
- Crap! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
- Anjali?
1193
01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:57,667
Maya.
1194
01:06:59,167 --> 01:07:01,042
Maya! Hey!
1195
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:03,583
What's up?
1196
01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:06,666
Uh, I saved you a seat.
1197
01:07:06,667 --> 01:07:09,666
Oh, I came late, so sat up front.
1198
01:07:09,667 --> 01:07:12,582
Yeah. You got home pretty late last night.
1199
01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,583
Yeah.
1200
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,833
I... I was just worried, is all.
1201
01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:19,542
It's all good. I gotta run.
1202
01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:24,916
Maya! Okay, Maya. Maya,
I am so, so sorry about the date auction.
1203
01:07:24,917 --> 01:07:27,791
- I don't know what happened.
- You bailed on me. Not complicated.
1204
01:07:27,792 --> 01:07:30,499
No, no, no, I was planning on coming back,
but everyone kept going--
1205
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,082
- I just--
- You promised to be my safety.
1206
01:07:32,083 --> 01:07:35,708
- But got smashed with your friend group.
- Maya, I'm sorry! I know, I'm sorry, okay?
1207
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,749
Uh...
1208
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,458
Anj? Hey, hey. What's wrong?
1209
01:07:43,792 --> 01:07:46,208
I don't wanna make this about me.
I'm sorry.
1210
01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:53,708
Hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay.
Come on. It's okay.
1211
01:07:57,708 --> 01:08:01,207
I don't understand how this happened.
I aced this week's homework.
1212
01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:03,625
You did my quiz,
and then I wake up to this email.
1213
01:08:05,417 --> 01:08:08,666
No, yeah, totally.
I mean, it has to be some kind of mix-up.
1214
01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:09,999
- Sure.
- Right? It has to be.
1215
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,458
We just gotta fix it
before my mom finds out.
1216
01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:25,166
When your dad left,
everybody in the family blamed me.
1217
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:28,124
I was too intense, too controlling.
1218
01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:29,458
I drove him away.
1219
01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:33,791
The world is not forgiving to women.
1220
01:08:33,792 --> 01:08:37,249
It judges us on how we look, how we talk,
1221
01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:39,166
how ambitious we are.
1222
01:08:39,167 --> 01:08:45,667
The only thing that allows you
to not give a shit what anyone thinks
1223
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:47,874
is your degree.
1224
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:49,625
It's your leverage.
1225
01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:53,208
And I won't let you squander it.
1226
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:58,374
You have until the end of the quarter.
1227
01:08:58,375 --> 01:08:59,874
And if you don't get your grades up,
1228
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:02,417
you're gonna be finishing the year
at community college.
1229
01:09:07,042 --> 01:09:10,500
- I'm so sorry.
- Mm-mm. It's not your fault.
1230
01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:12,917
I think it might be my fault.
1231
01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:14,667
Hmm?
1232
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:16,750
I forgot to do your quiz.
1233
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:21,583
I am so sorry.
It was a complete accident, I swear.
1234
01:09:22,083 --> 01:09:26,750
It's just... Arjun wanted to hang out late,
and I lost track of time.
1235
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:29,791
Anj, look. Seriously, I am so sorry.
1236
01:09:29,792 --> 01:09:30,792
Mmm.
1237
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:35,500
It's okay.
1238
01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:38,458
It's okay.
1239
01:09:39,292 --> 01:09:41,874
Uh... Hey, uh, where... where are you going?
1240
01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:42,792
I just...
1241
01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:45,083
I just need some air.
1242
01:09:51,542 --> 01:09:53,166
Breathe out, deep breath.
1243
01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:55,041
- This will center you.
- This is so good.
1244
01:09:55,042 --> 01:09:56,832
You've been using it for a while now.
1245
01:09:56,833 --> 01:09:59,707
Okay, a little bit higher. To the left.
1246
01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:01,333
All right, listen up, everyone.
1247
01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,832
As you may have noticed,
Anjali is not here,
1248
01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:06,792
and she won't be for the rest of the year.
1249
01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:08,707
Because she quit.
1250
01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,999
- Oh my God.
- It's Lyme disease, isn't it?
1251
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,125
Academic probation.
1252
01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:15,374
That's real?
1253
01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:18,666
Obviously, this puts us in a tough spot
with Berkeley a few weeks out.
1254
01:10:18,667 --> 01:10:20,124
Who's gonna fill in?
1255
01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:21,499
According to the rules,
1256
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:24,416
the person who came in second for lead
gets bumped up.
1257
01:10:24,417 --> 01:10:27,375
In our case, that person is Maya.
1258
01:10:30,792 --> 01:10:32,957
Six, seven, eight!
1259
01:10:32,958 --> 01:10:35,749
One and two and three and four!
1260
01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:37,791
Ronak, work that entrance!
1261
01:10:37,792 --> 01:10:41,624
- Little present for holdin' on so long
- ...where you change M...
1262
01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:43,582
I could not bear the thought of it
1263
01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:45,666
- Two days ago...
- ...you would calculate...
1264
01:10:45,667 --> 01:10:48,416
- Five, six, seven, eight!
- Don't think I would forgive myself
1265
01:10:48,417 --> 01:10:51,083
...and then calculate F
based on this new value.
1266
01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:54,458
Dimple, be on time for once, yeah?
1267
01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:59,166
Bro, this is not my job.
This is Harry's job.
1268
01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:01,624
- Shut up, Vishal. I got it.
- You sure, bro?
1269
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,707
- Bro, your legs are shivering.
- Oh my God.
1270
01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:05,582
Go in. You know what, go in...
1271
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:08,832
Man, I tried to find someone
to sub in for my shift, but...
1272
01:11:08,833 --> 01:11:10,166
- Dude. Stop.
- No.
1273
01:11:10,167 --> 01:11:11,167
You're all good.
1274
01:11:11,792 --> 01:11:15,666
Yeah, but you're finally lead.
I wanna see you on stage doin' your thang.
1275
01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:18,249
Mm. Well, if you wanna see me
"doin' my thang,"
1276
01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:20,083
then you can watch the live stream.
1277
01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:22,541
No. No, no. That made me
sound like a cam girl.
1278
01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:25,958
You know what?
It did, but I would watch it anyway.
1279
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,916
Okay, now Harry shows up.
1280
01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:30,124
- When we're almost done.
- Go!
1281
01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:32,582
- Think fast.
- Says the guy who isn't under...
1282
01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:34,499
- Um...
- The reason we were late...
1283
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:37,250
I'm not really good at the PDA thing.
1284
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,624
Cool. Yeah.
1285
01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:40,958
- But...
- It's fine.
1286
01:11:41,458 --> 01:11:43,875
- I will call you when I get there?
- Yes.
1287
01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:45,500
- All right.
- Okay.
1288
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,291
- Kick some ass at Berkeley.
- Will do.
1289
01:11:48,292 --> 01:11:49,832
...this right now...
1290
01:11:49,833 --> 01:11:50,708
- Hey!
- Hey!
1291
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:52,458
- Oh.
- Oh!
1292
01:11:54,917 --> 01:11:55,874
- Here you go.
- Oh.
1293
01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:58,041
Dude, you did not have
to get it dry-cleaned. Thanks!
1294
01:11:58,042 --> 01:11:59,749
- Are you kidding? It was gross.
- Rotate.
1295
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,916
Well, I will see you when I get back.
1296
01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:04,041
- It's a square. Doesn't matter.
- Break a leg.
1297
01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:05,916
- Only one direction it can go.
- Thanks.
1298
01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:08,166
- Come out.
- Is that everything?
1299
01:12:08,167 --> 01:12:09,874
- One more thing.
- What?
1300
01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:10,791
Wait.
1301
01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:12,207
Yo, what the fuck?
1302
01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:13,208
Idiot.
1303
01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:15,124
See ya!
1304
01:12:15,125 --> 01:12:16,833
Open the door. This is trafficking!
1305
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,874
UCLA brought it this time!
1306
01:12:36,875 --> 01:12:38,375
Let's go!
1307
01:12:41,250 --> 01:12:42,917
- Hey!
- Hey!
1308
01:12:43,542 --> 01:12:45,666
It wasn't our best,
but should be good enough to place
1309
01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:47,083
based off of the teams we've seen.
1310
01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:51,416
Come on, that was more than good enough!
That was fantastic!
1311
01:12:51,417 --> 01:12:53,624
Let's go! Yeah!
1312
01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:56,041
Good job, guys. Good job.
1313
01:12:56,042 --> 01:12:57,707
UCLA! UCLA!
1314
01:12:57,708 --> 01:13:00,749
Okay, y'all. We got one final act.
1315
01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:04,832
They've got Wranglers on their booty
and spurs on their jutti.
1316
01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:07,583
Make some noise for UT Dallas!
1317
01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:12,791
Praise the Lord
For Southern women, crispy chicken
1318
01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:15,291
Praise the Lord for East Atlanta
1319
01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:17,249
Country Grammar and my nana
1320
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:19,582
I might turn up on Saturday
1321
01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:21,374
But first thing Sunday morn'
1322
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:23,042
I praise the Lord
1323
01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:28,042
Praise the Lord for Southern women
Hemi engines, crispy chicken
1324
01:13:29,042 --> 01:13:30,916
I might turn up on Saturday
1325
01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:32,791
But first thing Sunday morn'
1326
01:13:32,792 --> 01:13:34,375
I praise the Lord
1327
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,332
Holy shit, these guys are good.
1328
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:47,707
And kind of hot.
1329
01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:49,791
Their smoke too tough,
their swag too different.
1330
01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:52,791
Yeah, only 'cause they got their swag
from somebody else.
1331
01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:54,124
What are you talking about?
1332
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:57,291
They totally ripped this choreo from
Quick Style. We gotta say something.
1333
01:13:57,292 --> 01:13:58,499
You should file a complaint!
1334
01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:01,416
Maya, I'm not in the mood
for one of your crusades, okay?
1335
01:14:01,417 --> 01:14:03,374
Dude, you're the team captain.
1336
01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:05,666
You're the only one who can do it,
so just talk--
1337
01:14:05,667 --> 01:14:07,000
Maya, just drop it.
1338
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,042
Okay.
1339
01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:16,499
UCLA's season is over!
1340
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:19,082
They ended up taking third place!
Let's go!
1341
01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:21,249
But nationally, they're 11th,
1342
01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:24,624
just shy of the top ten,
which means, despite a killer show,
1343
01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:28,249
UCLA will not be going
to Best of the Best.
1344
01:14:28,250 --> 01:14:30,166
Second place went to the Dallas Bandits,
1345
01:14:30,167 --> 01:14:32,249
I'm here with the fools
who took first place.
1346
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:34,499
No surprise, it is USC Tamasha!
1347
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,207
- How do you feel?
- Amazing.
1348
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:39,082
But first, I wanna say
none of this would have been possible
1349
01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:40,416
without my friends at the Gap.
1350
01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:42,666
Get 10% off with the promo code Selena.
1351
01:14:42,667 --> 01:14:45,625
S-E-L-E-N-A.
1352
01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:48,208
Everybody move
1353
01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:50,375
Everybody
1354
01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:52,875
Everybody move
1355
01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:55,167
Everybody...
1356
01:15:01,958 --> 01:15:03,624
Johnnie Walker Black.
1357
01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:07,124
The only sensible drink
for a sad Indian man.
1358
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:08,458
What's up? Shots!
1359
01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:10,666
What's going on?
1360
01:15:10,667 --> 01:15:13,457
We still got third!
We should be celebrating!
1361
01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:15,582
- Maya, come here!
- Guys.
1362
01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:17,124
Scoresheet from tonight.
1363
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:20,541
I need to kill a part of my brain
to make this make sense.
1364
01:15:20,542 --> 01:15:23,332
Dallas got a nine for their choreo,
1365
01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:24,707
that they stole!
1366
01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:27,874
And we got, what, a seven?
How does that make any sense?
1367
01:15:27,875 --> 01:15:29,291
I mean, I crushed my solo.
1368
01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:31,999
Yeah, your solo hit,
but the team also killed it.
1369
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,457
We got a nine on formations.
1370
01:15:33,458 --> 01:15:36,207
Totally. You and Harry finally hit
that center formation.
1371
01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:38,791
You missed it all week
but you showed up when it mattered.
1372
01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:39,874
Okay, thanks.
1373
01:15:39,875 --> 01:15:43,082
And, Sumi, your face, so much better.
1374
01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:46,749
Usually, you look like you're trying
to pass a kidney stone, but it was good.
1375
01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,957
- It was good.
- You're too kind.
1376
01:15:48,958 --> 01:15:52,082
Okay, let's hit the dance floor.
I'm done feeling like a loser.
1377
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:54,667
Guys, guys, come on. Don't be butt-hurt.
1378
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,832
Guys! Harry, you did it.
1379
01:15:57,833 --> 01:15:58,792
Maya.
1380
01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,875
Noice. That's some top-notch leadership.
1381
01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:09,250
- I was just being real.
- Oh, we're being real now?
1382
01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:13,792
All right, let's be real.
This was my last chance to beat USC.
1383
01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:17,583
- And you blew it for me.
- Dude, what the hell are you smoking?
1384
01:16:18,292 --> 01:16:20,666
You're the reason
why we fell so far in the rankings.
1385
01:16:20,667 --> 01:16:22,291
Really?
1386
01:16:22,292 --> 01:16:25,124
'Cause we would have gotten first
in San Diego
1387
01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:28,541
if you had just let me
turn on the doli carriage, but no.
1388
01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:31,791
No. It's always your way or no way at all.
1389
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:35,541
That is so rich coming from the person
whose only setting is open hostility.
1390
01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:37,874
'Cause I don't fall in line
like your kiss-ass groupies?
1391
01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:40,875
No. 'Cause you don't even try
to be a team player, Maya.
1392
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:42,500
Mmm.
1393
01:16:43,083 --> 01:16:44,083
Yeah.
1394
01:16:44,917 --> 01:16:46,375
Nah. See,
1395
01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:51,208
what you actually said
was that I don't have lead energy.
1396
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:55,917
And that I'm impossible...
1397
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:57,875
to control.
1398
01:17:01,042 --> 01:17:03,207
Yo! No way, no way!
1399
01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:06,416
Dallas has been disqualified
for plagiarism. They're out. We're in.
1400
01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:07,999
- What?
- Can't be real.
1401
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,749
- Wait, what?
- We got in!
1402
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:12,000
Dallas got disqualified!
1403
01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:15,375
Oh my God!
1404
01:17:17,083 --> 01:17:19,666
You reported them.
You actually listened to me.
1405
01:17:19,667 --> 01:17:22,791
I didn't think it would even work!
But you were right!
1406
01:17:22,792 --> 01:17:25,292
- You were right!
- Guys!
1407
01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:28,292
We just got into Best of the Best!
1408
01:17:30,708 --> 01:17:34,832
Leave it with delusions
There's one more appealing
1409
01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:37,332
One that could save us both
1410
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:42,166
Strangers can't do this
Turn your pain into music
1411
01:17:42,167 --> 01:17:46,957
I'm your solution
One that could save us both...
1412
01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:48,000
I'm sorry.
1413
01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:51,625
I should've never taken the lead from you.
1414
01:17:52,292 --> 01:17:55,250
We... we wouldn't be here without you.
1415
01:18:10,708 --> 01:18:13,916
UCLA is going to Best of the Best!
1416
01:18:13,917 --> 01:18:15,207
Whoo!
1417
01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:17,957
They spent the night getting shwasted.
1418
01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:21,374
But I was lucky enough
to get some one-on-one time
1419
01:18:21,375 --> 01:18:23,416
with Agni's newest badass, Maya,
1420
01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:25,541
formerly known as Drone Strike,
1421
01:18:25,542 --> 01:18:27,666
and, girl, you've come a long way.
1422
01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:29,957
That is right.
Head bitch in charge over here.
1423
01:18:29,958 --> 01:18:33,582
- And let's just say it's about time.
- You just became lead, right?
1424
01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:35,957
There was that other girl, Anjali.
Super cute, by the way.
1425
01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:37,749
But she had that whole prop mishap.
1426
01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:40,332
A lotta followers wanna know,
is that why you replaced her, or...
1427
01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:42,417
No, she's on academic probation.
1428
01:18:42,917 --> 01:18:46,874
Which is not to say she's dumb.
1429
01:18:46,875 --> 01:18:49,416
She's super smart. It's just,
you know, you get a bad quarter.
1430
01:18:49,417 --> 01:18:51,624
For sure, yeah.
Well, Horny4Dance wants to know,
1431
01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:54,374
"Will Anjali be back
for the championship? She's so hot."
1432
01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:57,666
Okay, yo, Horny4Dance,
stop being a horndog. Okay?
1433
01:18:57,667 --> 01:19:00,333
It's not a beauty contest.
It's about talent.
1434
01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:03,874
I know what you need
1435
01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:06,208
You talk in your sleep...
1436
01:19:07,833 --> 01:19:09,542
- Hey.
- Hey!
1437
01:19:10,042 --> 01:19:12,707
What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be celebrating?
1438
01:19:12,708 --> 01:19:17,167
Oh, I did enough of that last night.
I just came by to drop off some tools.
1439
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:19,500
Thanks.
1440
01:19:21,917 --> 01:19:22,792
Hey.
1441
01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:25,042
Hey! What's up?
1442
01:19:27,167 --> 01:19:28,582
I don't know what this is.
1443
01:19:28,583 --> 01:19:32,125
You're saying you wanna hang,
but then you're always pulling away.
1444
01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:34,417
And then you're all over Ronak.
1445
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:36,707
What are you talking about?
1446
01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:38,458
I saw the video, Maya.
1447
01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:40,542
What video?
1448
01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:44,292
The one of you and Ronak... dancing.
1449
01:19:44,792 --> 01:19:46,207
All over my socials.
1450
01:19:46,208 --> 01:19:48,457
But you're not on socials.
1451
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,916
I used my old iPhone
to live stream your competition.
1452
01:19:50,917 --> 01:19:54,499
Okay, listen. Everyone else was
also there. Ronak actually said sorry.
1453
01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:55,833
He shits on you all year.
1454
01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:58,582
Kicks you off the fricking team, and what?
1455
01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:00,500
One apology
and now you're his biggest fan?
1456
01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:02,457
- Great.
- Hey, Arjun.
1457
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:06,041
Okay, just listen.
Okay, look. Ronak means nothing to me.
1458
01:20:06,042 --> 01:20:08,249
Yeah, but his approval
means everything to you.
1459
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,791
You care so much
about what everybody else thinks,
1460
01:20:10,792 --> 01:20:12,874
except for the people
that actually care about you.
1461
01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:14,957
So, you know what?
Good luck with Best of the Best.
1462
01:20:14,958 --> 01:20:16,625
But I gotta get back to work.
1463
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:26,917
What's up? This is Jelly Cat!
Leave a message.
1464
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:30,333
Anj?
1465
01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:44,457
That's it. I need to see you turn.
1466
01:20:44,458 --> 01:20:47,666
Was this in the dorm room
that you guys shared before you put it on?
1467
01:20:47,667 --> 01:20:51,041
Honestly, you should take off
anything that touched her, that she wore.
1468
01:20:51,042 --> 01:20:53,957
Let's just cleanse the energy of Maya.
You know?
1469
01:20:53,958 --> 01:20:55,707
You want me to take my clothes off?
1470
01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:57,958
Anj? You there?
1471
01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,042
What do you want, Maya?
1472
01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:03,041
- I just wanna talk to Anjali.
- She's not here.
1473
01:21:03,042 --> 01:21:05,666
- She doesn't wanna talk to you!
- Shut up, Deeps!
1474
01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:06,666
Sorry.
1475
01:21:06,667 --> 01:21:10,624
Please, Anj. Okay? I just wanna talk.
Okay? Just let me explain.
1476
01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:13,832
I don't need you to explain shit to me.
I can understand a video.
1477
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:15,666
Nothing happened between Ronak and me.
1478
01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:18,499
Oh, please!
That is so not what I'm mad about!
1479
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,207
Is it the interview? Anj, I'm sorry, okay?
1480
01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:24,541
She hit me with a weird question,
and I was just trying to defend you.
1481
01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:28,166
You basically said I'm an idiot
who can't dance to the entire world.
1482
01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:29,457
That's not what I said.
1483
01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:31,374
God, you always do this!
1484
01:21:31,375 --> 01:21:34,542
You screw things up, and I'm the one
that gets left holding the bag!
1485
01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:37,999
Okay, so I'm the only one
who's making mistakes?
1486
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:41,708
You haven't left me hanging?
You haven't had my back all year!
1487
01:21:42,292 --> 01:21:43,332
All year?
1488
01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:46,332
Ever since you got lead,
you have ditched me for Ronak
1489
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,332
and Thing One and Thing Dumb over here.
1490
01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:49,624
- What the hell?
- Whoa!
1491
01:21:49,625 --> 01:21:52,291
Of course,
there's always someone else to blame!
1492
01:21:52,292 --> 01:21:54,374
You never, ever take accountability!
1493
01:21:54,375 --> 01:21:57,374
Enlighten me, Anj.
What have I not taken accountability for?
1494
01:21:57,375 --> 01:21:59,417
How about stealing lead from me?
1495
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,499
What are you talking about?
1496
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,707
Yeah, sure,
you accidentally forgot to do my quiz,
1497
01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:07,582
which coincidentally made you lead.
1498
01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:10,250
I mean, how stupid do you think I am?
1499
01:22:11,167 --> 01:22:12,957
I would never do that to you.
1500
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:14,542
That's what I thought.
1501
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:19,333
I thought
my best friend would always have my back.
1502
01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:22,332
Till I saw you all over Ronak.
1503
01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:24,457
Oh my God, I knew
you were still pissed about that!
1504
01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:25,541
I didn't love it!
1505
01:22:25,542 --> 01:22:28,207
I'm telling you we were all just dancing.
We were drunk.
1506
01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:30,832
We were celebrating, okay?
It meant nothing!
1507
01:22:30,833 --> 01:22:33,458
Obviously,
Ronak would never have done that sober!
1508
01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:38,374
Right. Because how could someone like him
1509
01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:41,166
ever dance with someone like me
in the right state of mind?
1510
01:22:41,167 --> 01:22:44,999
Oh my God, that is so not what I said!
Don't turn this into a pity party
1511
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:48,207
to distract from the fact you just
can't handle that I won lead over you.
1512
01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:50,667
You were never supposed to be lead
in the first place!
1513
01:22:51,417 --> 01:22:54,750
- What are you talking about?
- Why don't you ask your best friends?
1514
01:22:56,083 --> 01:22:57,332
Maya, don't.
1515
01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:58,958
I was never gonna tell you,
1516
01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:01,750
but I got more votes than you.
1517
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:05,667
But they made you lead
because you have more lead energy.
1518
01:23:06,250 --> 01:23:08,375
Wonder what they meant by that, huh?
1519
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:11,582
That's why you got lead.
1520
01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:14,416
That's why you get everything.
1521
01:23:14,417 --> 01:23:15,875
That's not true.
1522
01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:19,500
Is it?
1523
01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:25,749
It is so exhausting
having to stand next to you.
1524
01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:29,083
You are so easy to like. I'm not.
1525
01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:33,708
I have to work so much harder
to get far less.
1526
01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:36,916
But the worst part is,
1527
01:23:36,917 --> 01:23:39,042
the part that really sucks,
1528
01:23:40,792 --> 01:23:45,333
is that my own... best friend
can't see that.
1529
01:23:48,417 --> 01:23:50,333
You were always telling me to let shit go.
1530
01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:52,833
Okay.
1531
01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:55,250
Fine.
1532
01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:57,999
You can have lead,
1533
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,208
because I... quit.
1534
01:24:02,833 --> 01:24:04,332
That's our show, everyone.
1535
01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:06,750
Yeah? Have a great break.
1536
01:24:16,792 --> 01:24:19,666
And I felt what you did
1537
01:24:19,667 --> 01:24:22,291
And I heard what you said
1538
01:24:22,292 --> 01:24:24,916
And I felt to my core
1539
01:24:24,917 --> 01:24:30,667
But I couldn't believe
The words I read
1540
01:24:31,708 --> 01:24:35,625
I read
1541
01:24:36,250 --> 01:24:37,582
Ooh
1542
01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:40,332
The force froze me in time
1543
01:24:40,333 --> 01:24:42,999
While you cling to the past
1544
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,499
And you missed how I've changed
1545
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:47,582
So you could never know
1546
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:51,125
Who I am
1547
01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:56,582
I am
1548
01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:59,082
Am
1549
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:01,832
Did I ever know you?
1550
01:25:01,833 --> 01:25:04,207
I can't be sure
1551
01:25:04,208 --> 01:25:06,291
We saw a different side
1552
01:25:06,292 --> 01:25:09,582
What a difference time shows
1553
01:25:09,583 --> 01:25:11,999
Did I ever know you?
1554
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,874
I can't be sure
1555
01:25:14,875 --> 01:25:17,582
Somewhere between what was
1556
01:25:17,583 --> 01:25:21,417
And what will be
1557
01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:32,333
Not sure they know how to play.
1558
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:39,291
- Get off! Aah!
- Don't you just love child labor?
1559
01:25:39,292 --> 01:25:42,542
Smile, Maya! Smile, kanna!
1560
01:25:44,958 --> 01:25:47,667
Like Anjali, kanna.
Try to look like her.
1561
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,541
- Oh, food's here!
- Oh!
1562
01:25:53,542 --> 01:25:54,832
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much!
1563
01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:57,457
You're such a beautiful girl, Anjali.
1564
01:25:57,458 --> 01:26:00,375
Rekha, you have such a lovely little girl.
1565
01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:02,833
What is this?
1566
01:26:03,333 --> 01:26:05,457
What? I like it. It's cool.
1567
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:08,000
Tsk! My eye!
I just wanna take one good photo.
1568
01:26:24,417 --> 01:26:25,749
And there they are!
1569
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:28,541
- Mom, stop!
- Oh gosh, you guys look amazing!
1570
01:26:28,542 --> 01:26:30,624
Everybody get in the car. Come on.
1571
01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:32,333
Why do I always have to play the man?
1572
01:26:42,417 --> 01:26:45,000
Yo. Welcome back from break.
1573
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:48,000
You missed nacho night.
Do you want a nacho?
1574
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,750
- No.
- Okay. You sure?
1575
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,833
Chip to cheese ratio is... mwah! Michelin.
1576
01:26:56,208 --> 01:26:57,582
Oh, look at that.
1577
01:26:57,583 --> 01:27:00,582
If you're trying to get me to join back
on the team, it's not gonna happen--
1578
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:01,792
Why would I do that?
1579
01:27:02,583 --> 01:27:04,124
You chose to quit.
1580
01:27:04,125 --> 01:27:07,708
And I respect a woman's right to choose.
1581
01:27:10,417 --> 01:27:11,583
All right, look.
1582
01:27:12,083 --> 01:27:14,666
You guys are better off without me,
anyway. I'm a shit lead.
1583
01:27:14,667 --> 01:27:16,791
You're not a shit lead,
you're just a shit leader,
1584
01:27:16,792 --> 01:27:19,999
'cause you wanted lead for yourself
so you could show up some Internet trolls.
1585
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,041
No, no, no.
You don't know what it feels like
1586
01:27:22,042 --> 01:27:24,166
to never get the respect
that you know you deserve.
1587
01:27:24,167 --> 01:27:27,542
Dude. Be so for real.
This isn't about Anjali.
1588
01:27:30,917 --> 01:27:31,958
It's about this.
1589
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:38,624
- Ha-ha. A chip on my shoulder, really?
- Yeah, it is. Okay?
1590
01:27:38,625 --> 01:27:40,624
It's big and delicious,
and it's the truth.
1591
01:27:40,625 --> 01:27:42,999
And you can't see it
sitting in front of your face.
1592
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,333
You won lead, remember?
1593
01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:47,541
We voted for you.
1594
01:27:47,542 --> 01:27:49,666
But you're so focused on being wronged
1595
01:27:49,667 --> 01:27:52,374
that you can't even see
what's going right.
1596
01:27:52,375 --> 01:27:56,958
We chose you because you have vision.
You have drive. You follow your gut.
1597
01:27:57,667 --> 01:28:00,958
You trust your instincts.
You have a total inability to shut up.
1598
01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:03,750
And we went, "Yeah, we want more of that."
1599
01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:07,167
And now you're choosing to bail on us.
1600
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:45,082
From the top!
1601
01:28:45,083 --> 01:28:47,582
- One, two, three, four.
- What are we even doing?
1602
01:28:47,583 --> 01:28:49,666
- We won't win.
- Feel the romance.
1603
01:28:49,667 --> 01:28:52,249
- Okay! Where are you, Harry?
- Coming, bhai!
1604
01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:53,874
- Oh!
- Whoa!
1605
01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:56,166
Sorry. Oh, I'm sorry, bhai.
1606
01:28:56,167 --> 01:28:58,374
What the hell is your problem, white boy?
1607
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:00,750
Hey! Do not come at him like that.
1608
01:29:02,542 --> 01:29:05,457
I'll say whatever I want to the white boy.
1609
01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:07,874
Yo, I have had it with this fool!
1610
01:29:07,875 --> 01:29:10,749
Call him white boy one more time,
see what happens.
1611
01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:13,332
Stand down, bro.
I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend!
1612
01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:15,624
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Whoa! That's not cool.
1613
01:29:15,625 --> 01:29:16,624
Love is love.
1614
01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:20,416
Yeah. We accept all people,
you dumb immigrant.
1615
01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:22,291
- That's not either.
- No one is illegal.
1616
01:29:22,292 --> 01:29:23,457
Let's refocus.
1617
01:29:23,458 --> 01:29:25,542
What the hell is this gora
even doing on this team?
1618
01:29:26,292 --> 01:29:28,374
- He's not even Indian!
- Oh!
1619
01:29:28,375 --> 01:29:31,666
Harry is the most Indian dude here.
Harry, don't listen to him.
1620
01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:33,916
Vishal's feeble mind cannot comprehend
1621
01:29:33,917 --> 01:29:36,249
that South Asian culture
is not a static artifact,
1622
01:29:36,250 --> 01:29:37,666
but a living palimpsest,
1623
01:29:37,667 --> 01:29:40,333
immune to the parochial gatekeeping
of fragile men.
1624
01:29:45,458 --> 01:29:47,374
I don't know what she said.
1625
01:29:47,375 --> 01:29:51,374
She called you a dumbass, dumbass.
1626
01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:54,791
Says a loser who only made the team
on his fourth try.
1627
01:29:54,792 --> 01:29:58,124
- Put 'em up!
- Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1628
01:29:58,125 --> 01:30:00,332
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! No! No!
- Finally, it's happening.
1629
01:30:00,333 --> 01:30:02,166
Violence is not the answer.
1630
01:30:02,167 --> 01:30:03,874
Time to go night-night.
1631
01:30:03,875 --> 01:30:05,624
What the hell is going on?
1632
01:30:05,625 --> 01:30:08,707
My God! Sumi!
Where did you get a taser from?
1633
01:30:08,708 --> 01:30:11,499
- I won it. Church raffle.
- What?
1634
01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:13,416
Uh... what are you all doing?
1635
01:30:13,417 --> 01:30:16,207
Okay, what are you doing here?
I thought you quit.
1636
01:30:16,208 --> 01:30:17,417
I came to apologize.
1637
01:30:21,375 --> 01:30:22,417
I've been a prick.
1638
01:30:23,333 --> 01:30:28,458
Definitely not the easiest to work with.
And I am really sorry for bailing on you.
1639
01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:33,083
That was a shitty,
shitty thing for me to do.
1640
01:30:34,083 --> 01:30:35,750
But I want back on the team.
1641
01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:39,042
If you guys will have me, of course.
1642
01:30:46,917 --> 01:30:50,125
Okay. So, you got an idea
for a new routine?
1643
01:30:51,125 --> 01:30:55,083
What is the plan? What is the plan? Okay.
1644
01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:58,833
Um, first, I just wanna say I...
1645
01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:02,999
- Anjali! Come in!
- What are you doing here?
1646
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,291
- I got off probation.
- We missed you!
1647
01:31:05,292 --> 01:31:06,417
Thanks for coming.
1648
01:31:09,375 --> 01:31:10,958
Uh, I just wanna say,
1649
01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:14,957
I totally understand
why we went all-in on nostalgia.
1650
01:31:14,958 --> 01:31:17,042
Bollywood runs on nostalgia.
1651
01:31:17,542 --> 01:31:20,917
And skin-whitening creams,
but... mostly nostalgia.
1652
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:27,833
And we copy the greats because it's safe.
And memories are incredibly powerful.
1653
01:31:28,625 --> 01:31:29,750
Even the ones
1654
01:31:30,542 --> 01:31:31,583
we wanna forget.
1655
01:31:32,167 --> 01:31:36,417
We have got to stop obsessing
over the things we have lost.
1656
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:39,833
We have to stop chasing
what was stolen from us.
1657
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:48,083
And start focusing on the things
that no one can take away from us.
1658
01:31:53,292 --> 01:31:56,208
Well, then I think
the only way we pull this off
1659
01:31:56,708 --> 01:31:58,999
is if you and Anjali are the leads.
1660
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,999
- Oh. Um...
- That's not--
1661
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:04,957
- I don't know if logistically that--
- No. There's no time, okay?
1662
01:32:04,958 --> 01:32:07,583
You two are the only ones
who can pick up a routine that fast.
1663
01:32:09,042 --> 01:32:10,583
So let's put it to a vote.
1664
01:32:11,625 --> 01:32:14,042
All those in favor of Maya and Anjali...
1665
01:32:23,208 --> 01:32:28,458
Hey, so just so you know, file I/O
and search engines will be on the final.
1666
01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:29,958
That's it.
1667
01:32:30,458 --> 01:32:31,875
Maya, Anjali, hang back.
1668
01:32:35,708 --> 01:32:39,042
So I heard you made, uh, championships.
Congrats.
1669
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,416
Look, I don't know what's goin' on
between you two
1670
01:32:44,417 --> 01:32:47,041
and, frankly,
I'm embarrassed that I even care.
1671
01:32:47,042 --> 01:32:48,916
But here's what I do know.
1672
01:32:48,917 --> 01:32:53,708
In 15 years, a grand total of no one
will be talking about the drama
1673
01:32:54,208 --> 01:32:55,791
of collegiate Bollywood dance.
1674
01:32:55,792 --> 01:32:58,582
Because when you have a mortgage
and back pain,
1675
01:32:58,583 --> 01:33:01,292
all you can remember is the good times.
1676
01:33:03,292 --> 01:33:04,917
I don't even remember our routine.
1677
01:33:05,625 --> 01:33:08,625
But every single one of those people
was at my wedding.
1678
01:33:09,542 --> 01:33:12,499
Except that guy.
That guy is in prison for wire fraud.
1679
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:14,542
Look, whatever it is, just fix it.
1680
01:33:15,125 --> 01:33:17,749
Otherwise, you're gonna miss out
on 15 years of memories,
1681
01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:20,417
and you're not even gonna remember
why you fought in the first place.
1682
01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:29,708
Welcome to Best of the Best!
1683
01:33:30,542 --> 01:33:35,083
Tonight, we crown the top
Bollywood dance team in the nation.
1684
01:33:49,167 --> 01:33:50,749
Okay!
1685
01:33:50,750 --> 01:33:53,166
Last looks on costumes! Thank you.
1686
01:33:53,167 --> 01:33:54,166
- Ronak.
- Yeah?
1687
01:33:54,167 --> 01:33:55,667
- Check props. Sumi.
- Okay.
1688
01:33:56,167 --> 01:34:00,291
Oh! You are HPV!
We just can't get rid of you.
1689
01:34:00,292 --> 01:34:02,792
I'm sure we're not your first STI.
1690
01:34:04,125 --> 01:34:07,666
Just remember, you're not here
'cause you deserve to be.
1691
01:34:07,667 --> 01:34:09,375
You're here 'cause you complained.
1692
01:34:09,958 --> 01:34:11,291
UCLA on deck!
1693
01:34:11,292 --> 01:34:12,667
I'm gonna kill her.
1694
01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:15,707
- Let her go, killer bee.
- Makeup lying around...
1695
01:34:15,708 --> 01:34:16,875
Where's Maya?
1696
01:34:17,375 --> 01:34:19,292
I need my lip gloss. Where's my lip gloss?
1697
01:34:31,542 --> 01:34:33,707
No, Mom, I promise you they're there.
1698
01:34:33,708 --> 01:34:35,791
She's saying
there's nothing under my name.
1699
01:34:35,792 --> 01:34:38,125
Can you please check again? Hang on, Maya.
1700
01:34:38,667 --> 01:34:40,749
Hey. We're about to go on.
1701
01:34:40,750 --> 01:34:42,249
Yeah. One sec.
1702
01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:44,582
Is that Anjali? How is she doing?
1703
01:34:44,583 --> 01:34:45,541
Chill. She's fine.
1704
01:34:45,542 --> 01:34:47,874
Then why is she dropping out
of computer science?
1705
01:34:47,875 --> 01:34:51,041
Wait, wait. Okay, she found the passes!
We'll talk after the show.
1706
01:34:51,042 --> 01:34:52,875
Oh... okay, yeah. Bye.
1707
01:34:56,708 --> 01:34:58,749
I just wanna say, you're doing good...
1708
01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:01,749
So, my mom said
you dropped out of comp sci?
1709
01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:03,167
Oh, yeah.
1710
01:35:03,958 --> 01:35:07,249
You know, actually learning the material
made me realize how much I...
1711
01:35:07,250 --> 01:35:08,416
How do I put this?
1712
01:35:08,417 --> 01:35:09,625
Hate it?
1713
01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:14,124
So, what's your new major?
1714
01:35:14,125 --> 01:35:15,750
Uh, undecided.
1715
01:35:16,667 --> 01:35:18,957
I've spent so much of my life
doing whatever you did,
1716
01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:22,333
I just... need some time to figure out
what I actually want, you know?
1717
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:25,083
Can't keep copying off you forever.
1718
01:35:27,667 --> 01:35:30,082
Anj, look, I am so sorry
1719
01:35:30,083 --> 01:35:32,416
for all the awful things
I said about you, okay?
1720
01:35:32,417 --> 01:35:34,125
- I--
- Maya, stop.
1721
01:35:35,042 --> 01:35:38,416
Okay? I'm not upset about what you said.
1722
01:35:38,417 --> 01:35:40,667
I'm upset about what you didn't say.
1723
01:35:41,583 --> 01:35:44,042
I mean,
how could you not tell me about lead?
1724
01:35:45,042 --> 01:35:46,832
What was I supposed to say, Anj?
1725
01:35:46,833 --> 01:35:50,791
You were so happy to be lead.
I could never take that from you.
1726
01:35:50,792 --> 01:35:53,583
But I can't be happy if you're not.
1727
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:58,125
And I hate that I didn't see it.
1728
01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:05,750
I've just spent my entire life
always being the weird one.
1729
01:36:06,333 --> 01:36:09,500
Or the difficult one.
And when they made you lead...
1730
01:36:10,417 --> 01:36:11,417
I don't know.
1731
01:36:12,875 --> 01:36:13,917
It felt normal.
1732
01:36:15,417 --> 01:36:17,207
But look. You didn't know that, okay?
1733
01:36:17,208 --> 01:36:18,542
But I should have.
1734
01:36:19,375 --> 01:36:20,375
I should have.
1735
01:36:21,542 --> 01:36:23,375
It was happening right in front of me.
1736
01:36:25,208 --> 01:36:27,791
Y'all ready for more show?
1737
01:36:27,792 --> 01:36:32,208
Next up, UCLA Agni!
1738
01:36:43,333 --> 01:36:44,500
So,
1739
01:36:45,833 --> 01:36:47,292
are we still best friends?
1740
01:36:48,583 --> 01:36:50,750
We were never best friends, Maya.
1741
01:36:52,125 --> 01:36:54,208
We've always been sisters.
1742
01:37:03,458 --> 01:37:04,583
Uh...
1743
01:37:05,542 --> 01:37:06,708
Front row.
1744
01:37:07,250 --> 01:37:08,417
On the left.
1745
01:37:17,792 --> 01:37:19,583
I couldn't let her miss this.
1746
01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:30,250
For centuries, the Koh-i-Noor
diamond was our greatest treasure.
1747
01:37:31,083 --> 01:37:32,875
Until it was stolen.
1748
01:37:34,750 --> 01:37:38,208
But our wealth was never theirs to take.
1749
01:37:39,833 --> 01:37:42,292
{\an8}Now it's time to settle the score.
1750
01:37:43,042 --> 01:37:45,666
{\an8}And take back what's ours.
1751
01:37:45,667 --> 01:37:47,332
To all museum security...
1752
01:37:47,333 --> 01:37:49,541
...this is your only warning.
1753
01:37:49,542 --> 01:37:51,375
Stay out of our way.
1754
01:37:52,292 --> 01:37:56,250
Museum security breach.
Museum security breach.
1755
01:39:31,875 --> 01:39:34,917
We're not here to steal the diamond.
1756
01:39:36,125 --> 01:39:37,249
We don't need it.
1757
01:39:37,250 --> 01:39:38,958
We're enough without it.
1758
01:39:41,458 --> 01:39:42,707
- Wassup?
- Huh?
1759
01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:45,166
- Wassup? Wassup?
- Bitch, wassup?
1760
01:39:45,167 --> 01:39:46,249
- Huh?
- Wassup?
1761
01:39:46,250 --> 01:39:47,499
- Wassup?
- Wassup?
1762
01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:48,999
- Huh?
- Wassup?
1763
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:50,208
Wassup?
1764
01:40:02,583 --> 01:40:03,832
Oh, come on!
1765
01:40:03,833 --> 01:40:06,624
- What happened to the power?
- Please stay calm.
1766
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:08,791
- We'll check circuit breakers.
- Keep dancing?
1767
01:40:08,792 --> 01:40:11,000
- We're about to win.
- What do we do?
1768
01:40:11,583 --> 01:40:13,583
There's no way
we did all this for nothing.
1769
01:40:38,042 --> 01:40:39,750
We've always been sisters.
1770
01:40:42,792 --> 01:40:44,000
Maya, what are you doing?
1771
01:40:54,583 --> 01:40:56,833
I got you! Always.
1772
01:41:05,958 --> 01:41:07,167
Wait.
1773
01:42:43,292 --> 01:42:44,249
Power's back!
1774
01:42:44,250 --> 01:42:45,917
Five, six, seven, eight!
1775
01:43:28,208 --> 01:43:29,708
Whoo!
1776
01:43:34,250 --> 01:43:37,791
UCLA! UCLA!
1777
01:43:37,792 --> 01:43:42,541
- UCLA! UCLA!
- Yes! Yes!
1778
01:43:42,542 --> 01:43:44,875
UCLA! UCLA!
1779
01:43:46,833 --> 01:43:49,749
- You never know.
- No, I know. I know.
1780
01:43:49,750 --> 01:43:52,417
- I think you would.
- I totally do. Oh yeah.
1781
01:43:58,542 --> 01:43:59,500
Hey.
1782
01:44:01,625 --> 01:44:03,832
That was incredible.
1783
01:44:03,833 --> 01:44:04,750
Thank you.
1784
01:44:08,083 --> 01:44:09,625
We won!
1785
01:44:14,750 --> 01:44:15,708
Ah.
1786
01:44:16,750 --> 01:44:18,208
There's a lot of people around.
1787
01:44:19,375 --> 01:44:21,125
Yeah. Let 'em watch.
1788
01:44:36,875 --> 01:44:38,082
I gotta go.
1789
01:44:38,083 --> 01:44:39,957
Hey. Where you goin'?
1790
01:44:39,958 --> 01:44:41,625
Longtime tradition.
1791
01:44:48,375 --> 01:44:50,916
I got someone's favorite!
1792
01:44:50,917 --> 01:44:52,917
- Dope. Sour cream? Extra?
- Oh!
1793
01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:54,874
- Yeah!
- Come on!
1794
01:44:54,875 --> 01:44:56,541
This is not amateur hour.
1795
01:44:56,542 --> 01:44:59,332
I am so hungry, I could eat ten of these.
1796
01:44:59,333 --> 01:45:00,542
Here we go.
1797
01:45:01,583 --> 01:45:03,083
Come to Mama.