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["Jump" by BLACKPINK playing faintly]
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[faint cheering]
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[music and cheering growing louder]
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[cheering and applause]
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♪ Watch me runnin' up the place ♪
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♪ I'm already stuntin'
And my girls are on the way ♪
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♪ Watch me open up the place... ♪
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[girl] Just imagine.
This will change everything.
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The lights come up, and we walk out
on stage like two sexy gladiators.
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Our technique, flawless.
Our timing, perfect.
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Phones are out. Minds are blown.
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And guess who blacks out from jealousy
because we just took home first place.
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Tanya?
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Tanya. Future nursing school
dropout Tanya.
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So, you ready to do this?
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- Nope. I'm out. I bail so hard.
- Whoa!
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Anj, hi, hey. Everything's in place.
The plan is perfect.
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The plan is insane.
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Maya, just let it go.
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After graduation,
we're never gonna see Tanya again.
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- ♪ Jump... ♪
- [audience cheering]
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Yeah, but she's never
respected us as dancers.
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I know, I know.
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If we're going to win,
we have to do something unexpected.
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Please.
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You're my best friend.
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I can't do this without you.
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♪ Watch me runnin' up the place... ♪
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Fine.
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- I'm in.
- Yeah!
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- [wild cheering]
- ♪ Watch me open up the place ♪
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♪ Wanna see you bumpin', baby
Bouncin' to the bass ♪
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[music stops]
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Good luck.
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- What a bitch.
- Her legs are so smooth.
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- How does she never get razor burn?
- Hey, hey, Anj. Look at me. Lock in.
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Remember. [inhales]
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- Whew.
- Whew. Okay.
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You win the crowd,
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you win your freedom.
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What?
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[man] And good luck, Tanya, next year
at the Touro School of Nursing.
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Now, seniors Maya and Anjali
with a cultural dance
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from the country of India.
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- [mild applause]
- [traditional Indian music playing]
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[giggles]
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[music fades]
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["Baazigar" by
DIVINE & Armani White playing]
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[lyrics in Hindi]
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[enthusiastic cheering]
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They're actually pretty good.
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No.
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
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[whirring]
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[loud cheering]
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I can't. Let's go.
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[alarm beeping]
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- [Tanya screams]
- [gasping]
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- What's happening?
- [Maya] Maybe something with the sensors?
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- [girl 1] Look out!
- Maya, watch out!
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[Maya] Shit!
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Don't worry. Anj! It's all good.
Everything's--
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[music fades]
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- [shrieks] Maya!
- [shocked gasps]
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[girl 2] Is she okay?
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[echoing laughter]
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Maya!
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Maya! Maya!
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["Kaliyaan" by Lost Stories
and Bawari Basanti playing]
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[lyrics in Hindi]
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[inaudible]
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{\an8}- Topic of the day.
- Patil twins.
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{\an8}-Harry Potter, Yule Ball.
- Messed up.
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{\an8}Ugly outfits, objectively bad.
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{\an8}And then the boys ditch them.
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{\an8}What's up with that?
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{\an8}- My aura?
- Yeah. Ready?
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[sobbing]
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{\an8}Then take this.
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{\an8}[squealing and laughing]
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{\an8}- [Anjali] Oh, photo.
- [Maya] Oh, photo, okay.
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{\an8}[woman 1] You look so good.
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{\an8}- Look over here!
- [woman 2] Smile, girls!
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{\an8}[woman 1] One, two, three.
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{\an8}[both] UCLA!
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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{\an8}[Maya] Ah, rumors are true. Lot of Asians.
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{\an8}Whee! We're, like, at college!
Like, right now! Can you believe it?
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{\an8}- Mm-hmm.
- Maybe I should try out a new nickname.
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{\an8}How about Anja? Jaja?
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{\an8}No. Jelly? Jelly Cat?
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[gasps]
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{\an8}- [Maya] We could think about it.
- I love him.
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{\an8}Oh my God. I can be whoever I wanna be.
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{\an8}[British accent] The name's Leelee, babes.
I think we'll have really good banter.
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{\an8}- [man] I'm good.
- [Anjali squeals happily]
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{\an8}You realize we can go out,
like, whenever we want.
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{\an8}- And come home whenever we want.
- [Maya] Mmm.
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{\an8}- So late I forget to take out my contacts.
- Dude. Don't do that.
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{\an8}That's gonna hurt so bad.
- But it'd be so worth it.
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{\an8}Please don't be that weird sheltered girl
who has to get her stomach pumped
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{\an8}because she can't handle freedom.
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{\an8}- That's exactly who I wanna be.
- [man 1] Heads up!
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{\an8}- Oh shit!
- [man 1] Got it!
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{\an8}[Maya scoffs] Ugh!
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{\an8}- [man 1] Hey.
- [man 2] Yo.
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{\an8}- My bad.
- Hey.
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{\an8}That was a terrible throw.
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{\an8}Yeah, some would say deliberately bad.
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{\an8}[both chuckle]
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{\an8}Okay, well, this is embarrassing.
Um, we're gonna go.
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{\an8}You know what? No Frisbee.
You've both been banned.
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{\an8}Well, call us when the ban's been lifted.
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{\an8}[laughs]
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{\an8}I know guys throw themselves at you
like you're the last flight out of Kabul,
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{\an8}but this has got to be a new record, hmm?
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- [woman 1] Stop moving!
- They wanna keep stonewalling, fine.
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- We'll just move...
- See, if you had just worn something nice.
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The way Anjali always does...
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I don't look nice. I look like
a seat filler at the Latin GRAMMYs.
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- Zero patience...
- [woman 1] A little black dress works.
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- Career fairs, parties, SASA mixers...
- [woman 2] Call me when you know.
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Oh my God. Stop with the SASA mixer.
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- What's a SASA mixer?
- Seriously, Shree? SASA?
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See? Even Rekha Auntie agrees with me.
She thinks SASA's cringe.
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- What's this?
- Bathroom stuff.
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There's nothing cringe
about celebrating your culture.
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Okay, what is a SASA?
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South Asian Students Association.
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And they don't celebrate our culture.
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It's a bunch of cornballs trying to pad
their résumés to get into med school.
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Sounds pretty Indian to me.
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I already told Arjun Singh you will both
meet him tonight at the SASA mixer.
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Arjun who? Arjun the incel?
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He's not an incel! He's a sophomore,
and he'd love to show you around.
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Show me around what?
[gasps] His collection of feet pics?
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Shree, why are we introducing weird boys
to the equation?
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- What's this?
- Bathroom stuff!
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A bad freshman GPA
is impossible to bounce back from,
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especially if you're a bad test taker.
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My GPA will survive one mixer.
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- Anjali, it's a miracle you got in.
- But I did, didn't I?
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Off the waitlist.
You need to stay focused.
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- [man] Ahem.
- [Shree] Bathroom stuff!
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Uh, how much bathroom stuff is there?
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[all] A normal amount!
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- Cool. Cool.
- [Shree] Okay.
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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- [woman 1] The IG is way too curated.
- [woman 2] I know.
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- [woman 1] So fun.
- [man 1] Cool.
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[man 2] Nah, bro.
She's like a Santa Monica eight.
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- Which is like a Malibu five.
- [woman 2] Oh my God. Hi!
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["Tu Meri" by Vishal Dadlani playing]
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[lyrics in Hindi]
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It's a pony, not just a bend. Uh...
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The hook step,
you guys shouldn't lock your arms.
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Instead, you should pivot from the elbow.
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- [music stops]
- Sorry, who are you?
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I'm sorry. You guys are great.
It's just I used to dance...
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Oh my God! I know you.
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- You're the girl from that video.
- Wait, what video?
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Who hit herself in the face
with the flying thingy!
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- That's not me.
- [woman 1] You have to see!
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- Are you kidding me?
- [man ] Sorry.
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[Maya] I just gotta go.
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{\an8}- [man] Look out.
- [Maya] All right, you know what--
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Oh my God, you're Drone Strike Girl!
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Wait, you're, like, famous!
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But, like, bad famous.
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You mean infamous?
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- Can I have that purple top of yours?
- Yeah, sure.
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I can make more room in that closet.
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Wait, Mom! Don't!
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[man] Oh!
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Ooh. [chuckles awkwardly]
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Yeah. There's more bathroom stuff
in the car.
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[Shree] I'm coming too.
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[Anjali] It was just for...
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- To...
- [Rekha] For what?
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For getting high.
For having a couple of one-night stands.
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Can you please stop acting like
I started an OnlyFans?
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Do you realize
if UCLA still had an SAT score,
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there is no way you would have gotten in?
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Let alone for a major
that is only getting harder.
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- A major you picked for me!
- 'Cause you couldn't decide.
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Computer science is gonna give you
a shot at real money.
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While we're at it,
you wanna walk me to the bus stop?
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- Pack me a Lunchable?
- I'm not gonna babysit you.
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But I will stop paying your tuition
if I find out you're slacking off.
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Wait. What?
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Mom, are you serious?
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[Rekha] I know you think
I'm being a bitch.
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But you'll thank me
when you have a degree and a career
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and you don't have to depend
on anyone for anything.
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And how's that working out for you?
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If you got a full ride like Maya,
you could do anything you want,
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but as long as I am footing this bill,
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you don't get to be some aimless pothead
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having shower sex in an en suite
that I am paying an extra ten grand for.
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And you wonder why Dad left.
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- [sobs]
- [onlookers] Ooh!
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[whispering]
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[man] Damn, that echoed.
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[gentle music playing]
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[Maya] They ran out of ice,
but I got the next best thing.
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Someone's favorite.
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How are you feelin'?
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I got slapped on my first day of college.
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Let's go with, pfft...
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suicidal?
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Aah.
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The slap wasn't even that bad.
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None of the Asian kids even flinched.
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The white kids almost called the cops.
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{\an8}Yeah, well, at least you didn't get hit
with the Green Card mom slap. Right?
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{\an8}Remember when Charu
got her belly button pierced?
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{\an8}I mean, she got hit so hard,
the sound turned on the Alexa.
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{\an8}- [Anjali scoffs]
- Hmm.
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Does it still hurt?
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No, it's honestly fine.
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{\an8}- [whimpers]
- Good.
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{\an8}I want you nice and healed.
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{\an8}- Before I slap the shit out of you again!
- Oww!
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{\an8}- Maya, what?
- Not gonna tell me you're on the pill?
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{\an8}- [groans]
- We had the same cycle our entire lives.
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{\an8}You were gonna what? Disconnect
our Bluetooth without telling me?
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{\an8}I'm not on the pill!
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{\an8}Then... why have you got all these... pills?
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I don't know! I just... It... Ugh.
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it was just... eleutheromania!
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It's, like, doing something
just for the sake of freedom.
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I just needed to figure out if I could be
someone different for once in my life.
235
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- I'm not sure if that makes any sense.
- [sighs]
236
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,250
Two girls down the hall
called me Drone Strike.
237
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,667
Ugh.
238
00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,333
Maya, I'm so sorry.
239
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,916
They would have clowned me, too,
if I'd been there.
240
00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:05,166
[laughs]
241
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,042
Anj.
242
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:10,708
The most upvoted comment
is a guy asking for your number.
243
00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:15,000
{\an8}The second most upvoted is a guy
asking the first guy to pass it along.
244
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,791
- This is Half Baked.
- Hmm?
245
00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:25,792
- My favorite's Cherry Garcia.
- Yeah.
246
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:29,749
{\an8}I said I got someone's favorite.
And that someone is me!
247
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,750
[Anjali scoffs]
248
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,208
All right.
249
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,166
Today sucked a butt.
250
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:36,957
- So I say we go to Taco Bell.
- Mmm.
251
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,291
And we watch 90 Day Fiancé.
252
00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:42,457
You wanna stay in and watch
ugly men marry Latvian immigrants?
253
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,041
And get Taco Bell. That part's key.
254
00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:46,292
No!
255
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,667
It is our first night of college.
We need to go out.
256
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:52,582
You cannot be serious.
257
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,541
Dude, I survived child abuse!
258
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:57,291
["Taambdi Chaamdi (KSHMR Remix)"
by Kratex & Shreyas playing]
259
00:12:57,292 --> 00:12:58,708
[lyrics in Marathi]
260
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,208
Whoa! Look at all these clubs!
261
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:08,958
Sticky Wickets Cricket Club.
262
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,374
Hookah Brother Up.
263
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,291
[chuckles]
264
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,041
I love how all brown dudes smoke hookah
like they're Drake
265
00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:16,624
and they just end up at dental school.
266
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:19,374
Come on! Just admit this is way cooler
than you thought it would be.
267
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,791
All right, you're right.
It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
268
00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:24,707
- Oh! A club I could get behind.
- Wait, which one?
269
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:27,249
Freshman 15, baby. I'm starving!
270
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,542
[Anjali sighs]
271
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,708
Ooh, Maya, look!
There's a Bollywood dance club.
272
00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:36,457
I told you. I'm down to try new things.
Just not dance. Not right now.
273
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:39,208
Come on, it's a club.
It'll meet, like, an hour a week.
274
00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:40,750
[sighs]
275
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,999
- But don't get your hopes up, okay?
- Hi!
276
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,582
90% of Bollywood dance
is just dry-humping the air.
277
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,833
- Do you really need a club for that?
- [man laughs]
278
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,375
Sorry. Sorry.
279
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,624
See? Handyman with no boundaries
agrees with me.
280
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,124
Well, I'm gonna check it out
'cause it seems cool,
281
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,458
and trying cool shit's
the whole point of college!
282
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,499
- [man] You know, she's not wrong.
- All right. You are still talking.
283
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:09,291
Bollywood dance is a very big deal here.
K-Pop level fandom.
284
00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:10,333
[buzzing]
285
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,832
All right, brown Ted Bundy.
What's your deal?
286
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,624
This one's a coincidence. I'm working.
I don't know if you can see?
287
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,957
And for the record,
the whole number on the Frisbee thing,
288
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,707
that was my buddy's idea, not mine.
289
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,875
- Cool story, bro.
- Don't believe me? Call the number, Maya.
290
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:30,625
- Okay. Seriously? How do you know my name?
- I had a feeling you didn't recognize me.
291
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,625
It's me. Arjun.
292
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,167
"Arjun the incel."
293
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,916
- That's what the kids used to call me.
- Kids are so mean. Mm-mm-mm.
294
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,791
Also, the name made no sense.
295
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,082
We were ten. We were all virgins.
296
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,082
It would have been weird
if I wasn't a virgin.
297
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,083
- And probably also illegal.
- Definitely illegal.
298
00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:52,291
You know, your mom called.
299
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,207
- Said you weren't coming.
- Uh... Anjali dragged me.
300
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,749
- So...
- Yo! What up, Drone Strike?
301
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,624
Pfffft! [laughs]
302
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,332
- [camera clicking]
- [men chuckling]
303
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,750
You're goated! [laughs]
304
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,249
Okay. What was that about?
305
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,416
Don't act like you don't know.
It was the biggest meme of the summer.
306
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:11,166
Oh, well, I'm not on socials,
so I must have missed it.
307
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:14,542
- [scoffs] Bullshit.
- No. I'm serious. Here.
308
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:18,124
No Internet, no apps. No more noise.
309
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,957
Oh, so you have a burner phone,
like cheaters and meth dealers.
310
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:22,874
That's comforting.
311
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,666
Better than letting Big Tech track you.
312
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:27,207
It's not Big Tech that tracks me.
It's my best friend.
313
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,082
- Oh, great. Mm-hmm.
- All right? Yeah.
314
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,957
In the event that some rando
from my past decides to drown me in a lake
315
00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:33,667
and then no one can find my body.
316
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:37,332
- That would never occur to me.
- Yeah, no shit. You're a man.
317
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,417
No, I mean I'd dissolve you in acid.
No loose ends.
318
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:46,916
It's like an instant social life,
and the after parties are crazy.
319
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:50,624
Last year, we went to Vegas, and
I totally puked in the Bellagio fountains.
320
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,332
Stop. That sounds so fun.
321
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,166
Minus the puking part.
322
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,541
When's the next meet-up?
323
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,374
- You can't just come. You gotta audition.
- Sorry, wait. Audition?
324
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,624
We're a competitive dance team.
325
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:03,124
We compete at competitions
all over the country.
326
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,124
That sounds like a big time commitment.
327
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:08,416
Oh, it takes up your entire life.
No. We're like a cult.
328
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:11,291
Uh, yeah. I really have to focus
first semester...
329
00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:12,875
You know what I just realized?
330
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,457
Ronak is gonna love her.
331
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:19,249
Oh! Love her. She's total lead material.
332
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,749
[laughs] Who's Ronak?
333
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,875
You'll see. We're about to go on.
334
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,167
[cheering and applause]
335
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:33,791
Welcome to the South Asian
Students Association Fall Mixer!
336
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,582
I'm Ayesha Khan,
337
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,457
proud Pakistani American.
338
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:42,082
- President of the South Asian Student--
- Co-president, actually.
339
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,499
We split the vote.
340
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,916
I'm Preethi Shah, proud Indian American.
341
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:51,541
The South Asian Students Association
puts on events like Diwali night, Holi--
342
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:54,249
And of course Eid one and Eid two.
343
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,166
Sometimes Preethi forgets that
the diaspora contains many faiths.
344
00:16:57,167 --> 00:17:00,416
How can I forget, Ayesha, when you're
constantly trying to convert me?
345
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,749
I'm not trying to convert you,
Islamophobic bitch!
346
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,166
Okay, thank you so much.
347
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:08,332
Uh, please give it up
for Preethi and Ayesha.
348
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,917
That was something.
349
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,957
Thank you, ladies. I am Hamza Latif.
350
00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:14,416
I am the faculty sponsor.
351
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,916
I'm here to make sure
it's a safe space for all the students.
352
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,457
We got three rules.
353
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,208
And this is mostly for the guys.
354
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:21,958
Consent.
355
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:25,208
Consent!
356
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:27,124
Number three.
357
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:31,749
Your future employer will see
your Halloween costume.
358
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,041
I'm talking to you, Ragav. I don't know
where you got the shoe polish.
359
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:36,457
- [Ragav] My bad.
- Okay.
360
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,874
Now for the real reason
why we're all here.
361
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,957
They are the three-time winners
of Best of the Best.
362
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:45,916
Give it up for our very own UCLA Agni!
363
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:48,875
["Welcome to the Party" by Diplo &
French Montana feat. Zhavia Ward playing]
364
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:51,833
♪ Welcome to the party ♪
365
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,667
♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
366
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,707
- [cheering]
- ♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
367
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,374
♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
368
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,207
- ♪ Waking up, waking up ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
369
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,041
♪ Fly with my dogs
Ridin' high when we pull up ♪
370
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,832
♪ When we ride, when we pull up ♪
371
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:10,750
♪ We be high when we pull up ♪
372
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,541
♪ Top down, no ceilin' ♪
373
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:16,082
♪ Rocks on the watch now, armageddon ♪
374
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,332
♪ Roof on fire, fire ♪
375
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,832
♪ We ride wild ♪
376
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,749
♪ Pull up in a tank, 'bout it, 'bout it ♪
377
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,917
♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
378
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,375
[cheering]
379
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,666
["Tujhe Dekha To" by Lata Mangeshkar,
Kumar Sanu & Jatin-Lalit playing]
380
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,582
[lyrics in Hindi]
381
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,041
[woman 1] I love you, Ronak!
382
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:38,875
[woman 2] Love you, Ronak!
383
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,167
[woman 3] I love you, Ronak!
384
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,167
[loud cheering]
385
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,708
[cheering]
386
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,917
[water splashing gently]
387
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,958
- [music continues, muted]
- ♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
388
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,333
♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
389
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,292
["Bom Diggy" by Zack Knight
& Jasmin Walia playing]
390
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:49,916
♪ You don't have to be
The last one standing ♪
391
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:54,041
♪ Oh, show me you could be
The one, one, one ♪
392
00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:55,208
[lyrics in Punjabi]
393
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,916
♪ You've got me like crazy ♪
394
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:16,750
- ♪ That you call to me ♪
- ♪ Bom-diggy-diggy bom bom ♪
395
00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:19,292
[lyrics in Bengali]
396
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,792
[cheering]
397
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,250
♪ Oh, baby, give me one more dance ♪
398
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:56,791
- [music stops]
- [loud cheering]
399
00:20:56,792 --> 00:21:01,375
[chanting] UCLA! UCLA! UCLA!
400
00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:05,041
[Maya] Yo.
401
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,457
How extra was that dance team?
402
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,041
[Anjali] So crazy.
403
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:12,416
They literally said they were a cult.
Oh my God, and their captain?
404
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,374
Such a cheeseball.
405
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,666
He was unironically wearing a fedora.
406
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,875
- Please tell me you're gonna burn it.
- Oh, for sure.
407
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,874
[Maya] Love you, Anj.
408
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,750
[Anjali] Aww! Love you too.
409
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,541
- Night.
- [phone buzzes]
410
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:30,500
Night.
411
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,833
["Gymnopédie No. 1" by Satie playing]
412
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,416
- [sighs]
- [closes video]
413
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:40,792
[upbeat pop music playing]
414
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:45,666
Welcome to CompSci 31,
Introduction to Computer Science.
415
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,374
I am Professor Latif.
416
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:50,207
Just so you guys know,
the course structure...
417
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,375
I did something fun.
418
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:58,166
- You signed me up for the dance team?
- I signed us up for... tryouts.
419
00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,291
I thought you'd be excited.
420
00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:02,541
Yeah, I thought it was a club
that met, like, once a week.
421
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:03,707
It's a huge time suck.
422
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,041
If my grades slip,
my mom's gonna shoot me in the face.
423
00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:08,832
Ladies.
We're literally two minutes into day one.
424
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:11,957
So sorry, sir. Professor... Man?
425
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,249
[sighs] Oh my God.
426
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,666
Look. All your mom cares about is that
you get good grades and granny panties.
427
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,541
You keep both of those up,
she can't get mad.
428
00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:19,707
Yeah, it's a big if.
429
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,582
Okay. Okay.
430
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,208
Then stop stalking Ronak's Insta.
431
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,249
- I was perusing.
- You liked a photo from two years ago.
432
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,957
- That is a problem. He posts too much.
- Okay, Maya.
433
00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:31,916
I'm not you.
I actually have to try at school.
434
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,499
If you try out for the team with me,
I won't let you fail.
435
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,499
You know what? Idea.
Let's share what we're talking about.
436
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:41,000
That way, none of us feel left out.
Y'all are vibin', and we'd love to vibe.
437
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,582
She won't try out
for the dance team with me.
438
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:48,624
Okay. No, this is a learning lesson, guys.
439
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:51,541
Uh, see, this is what's known
as a dependency error.
440
00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:55,582
You have one piece of broken code
that can't function without the other,
441
00:22:55,583 --> 00:23:01,042
so it sends out a very annoying,
disruptive error message.
442
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,207
Well, dance is the one thing
that we're good at
443
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:08,541
and is our best shot at a new life.
444
00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:12,874
- We have new lives. We're at college.
- No, you have a new life.
445
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,249
I'm still Drone Strike.
446
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,458
I told you that was her.
447
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:17,167
[Latif] Hey, hey.
448
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,082
No side betting.
449
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:23,082
If I can lead the team to a championship,
then everyone will stop giving me shit.
450
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:26,541
And if you do it with me,
you'll also be living a whole new life.
451
00:23:26,542 --> 00:23:29,332
And maybe even use
that new stash of condoms.
452
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,250
- Maya!
- Okay, pivot. Do it for...
453
00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:35,250
uh... urethramania.
454
00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:37,791
Veryanamania.
455
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,291
Eleutheromania.
456
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,332
That's it. That's what I said.
457
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:43,375
Do it for that.
458
00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:45,583
Please, Anj.
459
00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:49,792
["Ghungroo" by Arjit Singh
& Shilpa Rao playing]
460
00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:58,083
[lyrics in Hindi]
461
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,625
Welcome to tryouts for UCLA Agni.
462
00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,374
You'll notice we're in a parking garage.
463
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:11,791
That's 'cause dancing on concrete
will rule out the weak.
464
00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:13,999
And because the pickleball team
took the gym from us.
465
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,207
[man] Pickleball sucks.
466
00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:17,666
You all should have learned
eight eight-counts of choreo
467
00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:19,207
from the videos we sent.
468
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,999
Here's the part we didn't tell you.
469
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,207
You're gonna perform this routine
ten times.
470
00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:26,291
- Each time, the music is gonna get faster.
- Ten times? Dang.
471
00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:29,708
And you gotta keep up. If you don't,
you're gonna get hit with this.
472
00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,332
- Six of us have laser pointers.
- Really?
473
00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:34,499
If you get three lasers, you're cut.
474
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,250
Whoever's left makes the team. Line up!
475
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:38,833
Easy.
476
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:44,417
Hey, I wanted to give this back to you.
477
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,249
So you can give it back to Bruno Mars.
478
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,624
Oh, actually, he gave it to me as a gift
479
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,749
'cause, you know,
he was gonna call it "Midtown Funk,"
480
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,042
and I was like, "No, no."
481
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,332
- "Uptown Funk."
- [giggles]
482
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:57,333
Good luck.
483
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:00,207
[mimics Maya giggling]
484
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,208
Hey, stop!
485
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,042
{\an8}["Ghungroo" playing]
486
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,375
{\an8}[music speeds up]
487
00:25:38,958 --> 00:25:40,625
{\an8}[music playing fast]
488
00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:45,750
[yelps]
489
00:25:58,542 --> 00:25:59,708
Damn!
490
00:26:02,583 --> 00:26:04,833
{\an8}[music playing very fast]
491
00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,416
- [music stops]
- [dancers laughing]
492
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,582
[woman] Oh my God!
493
00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:29,624
Congratulations! You all made the cut.
494
00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:31,166
Yes!
495
00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:32,542
[cheering and laughter]
496
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,332
Thank you, my king!
497
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,416
All right. You're the king.
Easy. All right.
498
00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:39,417
[upbeat music playing]
499
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:48,499
Whoa. Are all these people on the team?
500
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,292
Yeah. Kind of looks like a flash mob.
501
00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:51,999
It's for formations.
502
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,375
You need lots of dancers
to make complex formations.
503
00:26:55,875 --> 00:27:00,249
You guys new? Okay, okay!
Yeah! I'm Nirbhay.
504
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:03,166
Not to brag, but this was
my fourth time auditioning for the team,
505
00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:04,082
and I made it.
506
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,249
Is that a brag?
507
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:09,582
I didn't make the cut last year,
but I lured Ronak into a storage closet,
508
00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:12,041
locked the door, and then made him
watch me dance again.
509
00:27:12,042 --> 00:27:14,874
- And he ate that shit up.
- Wow, that's dedication.
510
00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:15,999
Or it's a felony.
511
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,291
Look, every Bollywood team
has a few staple characters, okay?
512
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:22,166
I'm the die-hard superfan with no chill,
and I'm owning that.
513
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:25,207
Over there, you got the FOBs,
Fresh Off the Boat students.
514
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:28,041
They're rich.
Like, make a hit-and-run disappear rich.
515
00:27:28,042 --> 00:27:29,874
Then you got your Brown Baddies.
516
00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:32,249
Their entire personality
is giving people side-eye.
517
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,874
Next, the Adrenaline Junkies.
518
00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:37,207
They're like Adderall.
Concerning, but clutch in competition.
519
00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,874
Last but not least, every Bollywood
team has one random white person
520
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,124
who knows more about Indian culture
than everyone else.
521
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,417
[in Hindi] How's it going?
522
00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:47,292
[in English] I'm Harry.
So, what part of India are you all from?
523
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,041
I'm Tamil. My family is from Sri Lanka.
524
00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:51,499
[in Tamil] Greetings, little sister!
525
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,416
[in English] No. Don't... don't do that.
526
00:27:53,417 --> 00:27:55,457
[chiming]
527
00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:58,041
There are over 100 dance teams
in the country,
528
00:27:58,042 --> 00:28:01,707
but only the top ten make it
to Best of the Best.
529
00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:03,792
We cannot allow a repeat of last year.
530
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:08,374
And the winner of Best of the Best is...
531
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:12,999
USC Tamasha!
532
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,041
[Ronak] This video will play on loop
at every practice.
533
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,249
I want you to live in that pain.
534
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,374
Like when we applied to Stanford
and didn't get in.
535
00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:23,332
- [all] Mm-hmm.
- USC's number one for a reason.
536
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,957
- Why is he so obsessed with beating USC?
- [Ronak] ...she goes, we go...
537
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,749
He's obsessed with beating her.
538
00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:30,624
Selena Joshi, captain of USC
and Ronak's ex.
539
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:34,332
Our next competition is in eight weeks.
Let's get to work.
540
00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:35,749
["Peechay Hutt" playing]
541
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,749
The first thing to know
about competition dance
542
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,666
is that it is not objective.
543
00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:42,791
{\an8}The only performance that matters
544
00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:45,125
{\an8}is the one that people remember.
545
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:48,124
Which is why our goal is simple.
546
00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:50,749
Be unforgettable! That's it.
547
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:52,207
- [panting]
- [horn blares]
548
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,958
Thirty-one more! Let's go!
549
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,041
[Ronak] We are not here to have fun.
550
00:28:58,042 --> 00:29:00,041
We are here to win.
551
00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:02,916
If you wanna have a good time
with a bunch of losers,
552
00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:04,500
join an a cappella team.
553
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:07,249
No more junk food.
554
00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:09,750
Cheetos came out in 1948.
555
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,708
Since then, we've never won a war.
556
00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:15,374
Here's the truth. AI is here.
557
00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:17,916
Your degree is worthless,
and you'll never own a home.
558
00:29:17,917 --> 00:29:20,000
- Back to practice!
- [horn blares]
559
00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:23,749
Facial expressions are critical!
560
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:25,832
Tell the story with your face.
561
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,708
Harry, you're goin' to war!
562
00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,250
Dimple, he cheated on you.
563
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:32,833
Anjali, they freed Luigi.
564
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,832
Deepica, your boyfriend is 5'4".
565
00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:38,166
Maya, you're broke, but you want guac.
566
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,457
Vishal, Pakistan beat India in cricket.
567
00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:42,457
Sumi, the edible is hitting.
568
00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,708
Nirbhay, you're losing your virginity!
569
00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,249
What's our goal?
570
00:29:57,250 --> 00:29:59,499
[all, panting] Be unforgettable!
571
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,707
[Ronak] I said, what's our goal?
572
00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:03,666
[all] Be unforgettable!
573
00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:05,082
[woman 1] I think I'm gonna vom!
574
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,624
[man 1] I can't keep going.
My nipples are bleeding.
575
00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:10,500
[Ronak] Anyone bitching is gonna get
20 more burpees.
576
00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:12,833
Okay.
577
00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:14,750
That wasn't the worst.
578
00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:18,624
- [woman 2] Just let me die here.
- [man 2] Oh, I can't feel my ass.
579
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:19,832
[Ronak] There, there.
580
00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:23,582
Every great routine
starts with great leads.
581
00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:26,041
But it's not just about
being the best dancer.
582
00:30:26,042 --> 00:30:29,499
You have to be the total package.
We're talking effortless confidence.
583
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,082
Infectious energy.
584
00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:32,624
Raccoon agility.
585
00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:35,708
- Undeniable charisma.
- And the sex appeal of your first cousin.
586
00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:39,249
But first,
let's talk about this year's routine.
587
00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,250
The theme is...
588
00:30:45,792 --> 00:30:47,999
Bollywood Shaadi: Greatest Hits!
589
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,624
- [Ronak] Yeah!
- [woman] Ooh!
590
00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:52,416
An epic love letter
to South Asian weddings.
591
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:54,957
A classic love story
about forbidden romance.
592
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,292
[snorts]
593
00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:58,624
Sorry. Sorry. Keep going.
594
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,332
No, please. You clearly have thoughts.
595
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:05,208
Well, I'm not trying to be whatever
or anything. It's just...
596
00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:08,749
- Isn't this kind of super predictable?
- Maya.
597
00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:11,874
I mean, it just sounds like something
a white person would think is a good idea.
598
00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:12,916
No offense, Harry.
599
00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:14,707
None taken. I freakin' love it.
600
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,249
I'm not trying to be whatever,
but what the hell do you know?
601
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:20,291
- You've never even competed.
- Yeah. Weddings are kind of our thing.
602
00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:23,791
So is dominating the spelling bee, but
you don't see that being a dance theme.
603
00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:25,541
Whoa, spelling bee dance.
604
00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:27,332
[Maya] Our culture is bigger
than Bollywood.
605
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:30,832
If we wanna win Best of the Best, we have
to do something that feels singular.
606
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:33,332
Like what? Taking a robot to the face?
607
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,875
[giggling]
608
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,833
Whatever. Anjali agrees with me.
609
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:45,666
Uh... well, I mean, Maya's right.
It is a little expected.
610
00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:47,374
Uh... but...
611
00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:49,791
there is a lot of potential there,
612
00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:53,374
so there's a world
where a wedding theme might work.
613
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:55,624
Anj, are you seriously
going Switzerland on me right now?
614
00:31:55,625 --> 00:32:00,166
I dig the passion, Maya, but nostalgia
scores, on average, 60% higher.
615
00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:01,874
The judges will love this.
616
00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:04,541
Or they'll think
we're cliché and extra, so...
617
00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:05,625
[man] Ooh...
618
00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,833
Okay. All right.
619
00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:12,291
I see. You think all this is beneath you.
620
00:32:12,292 --> 00:32:15,124
You think that Bollywood is too flashy,
621
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:18,207
too over the top to be worth your time?
622
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:22,333
Thing is, extra isn't an insult
in this world, Maya. It's the point.
623
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,666
- 'Cause life is extra.
- [Harry] Mm-hmm.
624
00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:29,166
You're not sad when your mother dies.
You're... you're shattered, right?
625
00:32:29,167 --> 00:32:32,417
You're not happy when you fall in love.
You're euphoric!
626
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,667
That's how it actually feels.
627
00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,916
Bollywood is a celebration of being extra,
628
00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:41,417
because to be extra... is to be human.
629
00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:45,249
[laughing] If you think that's tacky,
I don't know what to tell you.
630
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:48,125
But, look, the floor is open
if you got a better idea.
631
00:32:53,042 --> 00:32:55,082
Bollywood Shaadi it is.
632
00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:57,041
Two leads, bride and groom.
633
00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:59,707
Hands up if you wanna be considered
for the groom.
634
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:00,832
Oh!
635
00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:02,624
Really? The white boy?
636
00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:04,749
And hands up for the bride.
637
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,875
Deepica. Sumi.
638
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,792
Maya.
639
00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:14,792
Anjali. Seriously, get that hand up.
640
00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:18,917
- Oh, I'm good.
- Come on. Don't be boring.
641
00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:27,083
Dude. Go for it.
642
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,082
There we go.
643
00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:35,416
[Deepica] Perfect. Voting ends
after our dry run at Beta Sigma Eta.
644
00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:37,249
- That's what I heard too.
- Harry.
645
00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,457
- [speaks Hindi]
- Mmm?
646
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:41,332
[in English] Don't tell anyone,
but you got my vote for lead.
647
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,291
- For real?
- Yeah.
648
00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:43,916
You've been crushing it. [speaks Hindi]
649
00:33:43,917 --> 00:33:45,124
- Thanks, bhai.
- [women laugh]
650
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:48,041
What the... That's actually racist.
Harry, don't listen to his bullshit.
651
00:33:48,042 --> 00:33:51,874
Yo, newb. You really want Ted Lasso
leading the Bollywood team? No offense.
652
00:33:51,875 --> 00:33:53,166
Better than Indian Tupac.
653
00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:55,832
We all know those are glamor muscles,
useless in real combat.
654
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:57,666
Okay! That's enough!
655
00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:59,500
["Drop Top Beater" by Pertinence playing]
656
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,916
[Ronak] Five, six, seven, eight.
657
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:04,332
Ah, ah, ah.
658
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:07,249
♪ Drop top, pawn shop
Will I sell it? Hell, nah ♪
659
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:08,332
Stop. Stop!
660
00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:11,666
- Christ, we look like a Zumba class.
- The newbs were all over the place.
661
00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:14,582
Okay, well, that half of the team
is being geriatric as hell.
662
00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:17,291
Come on.
No fighting in front of the white people.
663
00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:20,041
Bossman, half the team's out
for midterms. Why are we doing this show?
664
00:34:20,042 --> 00:34:20,957
We need the money.
665
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:24,457
- Let's steal the recycling and go to Vons.
- Okay. Uh... I'm gonna cancel.
666
00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:26,041
- We can't be seen like this.
- What? No...
667
00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:28,332
[woman giggles] Oh! Look at these losers.
668
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,332
I couldn't agree more.
669
00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,250
Selena.
670
00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:35,499
- What the hell are you doing here?
- Okay, hostile.
671
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:38,416
- Always so serious, this one.
- You better not be filming.
672
00:34:38,417 --> 00:34:40,499
You think we came here
to bite your choreo?
673
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,499
Stole everything else I showed you.
674
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,249
And won a championship
and a microbrand deal with the Gap,
675
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,332
so maybe I'm just,
676
00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:48,124
I don't know, better?
677
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,624
I knew this was a rebuilding year,
678
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,500
but this is just pathetic.
679
00:34:53,042 --> 00:34:55,999
Taking in TikTok leftovers.
680
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,082
Mmm. You must be really desperate.
681
00:34:58,083 --> 00:35:01,624
Not as desperate as driving to a school
you don't even go to
682
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,249
to spy on the competition.
683
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,207
- [Selena giggles]
- Ooh!
684
00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:07,041
But I'm not seeing any competition.
685
00:35:07,042 --> 00:35:08,249
How about you guys?
686
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:12,707
[in Hindi] All I see is a jackass
trying really hard to be cool again.
687
00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:13,916
[laughs]
688
00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:15,917
The hell did you call my friend?
689
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:20,416
Hey, white boy! You deaf?
690
00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:22,874
Or is your Hindi not that good?
691
00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:25,499
My Hindi is perfectly fine, jerk!
692
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:26,999
Piece of shit!
693
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,166
[all clamoring]
694
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,374
- Get him!
- [Ronak] Hey, hey!
695
00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,458
[man 1] Stop!
696
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,707
What the hell is goin' on here?
697
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,582
I didn't pay you to fight.
I paid you to dance,
698
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:37,124
so the university thinks
we're welcoming to students of color.
699
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:40,332
Yeah, we got suspended because
they think we can't tell you guys apart.
700
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:41,874
[man 1] Y'all ready to go up or what?
701
00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:43,582
If not, you better
Venmo me back the money.
702
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:46,041
- Oh, we're different teams, man.
- Oh, no! Please, don't.
703
00:35:46,042 --> 00:35:48,874
We're super poor,
and we really need the money.
704
00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:51,666
Is it okay
if just the three of us go on and perform?
705
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:54,042
I don't care. Just make it look cool.
706
00:35:54,542 --> 00:35:58,083
["Enjoy Enjaami" by DJ Snake, Dhee,
feat. Arivu & Santhosh Narayanan playing]
707
00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:19,707
This is insane. We gotta respond.
708
00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:23,542
{\an8}- Let's put bleach in their water bottles.
- What? No. I meant with a routine.
709
00:36:24,292 --> 00:36:25,332
Yeah, me too.
710
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,999
Look, our routine is nowhere near ready.
711
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,374
If a half-assed version of it leaks online
and a judge sees it, we're screwed.
712
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,708
[mocking] "We're screwed."
713
00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:35,291
- You're not gonna let it go, are you?
- Nope.
714
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,124
- We're going rogue, aren't we?
- That's right.
715
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:38,999
- I can't talk you out of it? Okay.
- Nah.
716
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,875
- [Vishal] Yo, what are they doing?
- [Ronak] Hey. Where are you guys goin'?
717
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,458
Watch out.
718
00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:57,499
[all exclaim]
719
00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:59,208
[gasping and laughter]
720
00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:05,207
Hey, my turn.
721
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:06,416
All yours, Anj.
722
00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:07,457
Got you.
723
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:09,292
[cheering]
724
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,083
Ooh-hoo!
725
00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:18,917
[loud cheering]
726
00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:23,375
[Harry] We gotta see this.
727
00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:50,957
[all chanting] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
728
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:53,332
Hey! Hey! Hey!
729
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,333
- [music stops]
- [cheering]
730
00:37:56,167 --> 00:38:00,207
Genius! You took advantage of a frat guy
while he was passed out. Legends.
731
00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:03,166
Oh, and the look on Selena's face.
I mean, she was speechless.
732
00:38:03,167 --> 00:38:04,666
Steak night, baby!
733
00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:06,791
- Yeah.
- I can't tonight. I have that problem set.
734
00:38:06,792 --> 00:38:08,500
Oh. Uh, you know what, guys?
735
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,374
We'll rain check.
We're gonna have a ramen night tonight.
736
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:13,249
[Harry] Ooh, ramen noodles? Send pics.
737
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,458
[Nirbhay] Send "noods." Get it?
738
00:38:16,417 --> 00:38:17,375
Nerds.
739
00:38:19,042 --> 00:38:19,917
Hey, Anj.
740
00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:22,207
Thanks for sticking by me tonight.
741
00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:24,375
I got you! Always.
742
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,124
But my bladder is about to burst.
I'm gonna go look for a restroom.
743
00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:29,666
All right. Okay.
744
00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:31,042
[upbeat pop music playing]
745
00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:36,874
[Dimple] But didn't it feel so good
to beat Selena's ass?
746
00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,041
[Ronak] Of course it did.
747
00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:41,791
But I specifically asked Maya
not to engage, and she did it anyway.
748
00:38:41,792 --> 00:38:44,416
Like, literally, she finds
every opportunity to undermine me.
749
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,624
[Dimple] Okay. The votes are in.
750
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,249
Five votes for Vishal,
751
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:49,582
six for Harry,
752
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,166
and 11 for Ronak.
753
00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,457
Ronak is the groom lead.
754
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:54,582
[Ronak] And for the bride?
755
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,999
[Dimple] Uh... one for Deepica.
756
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,666
Two for Sumi.
757
00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:00,416
- Sumi?
- Four for me.
758
00:39:00,417 --> 00:39:02,791
Seven for Anjali.
759
00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:05,417
And eight for Maya.
760
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:08,124
- You're kidding me.
- Seriously?
761
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:09,166
No, check it again.
762
00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:11,374
[Deepica] Drone Strike is gonna be
the face of our team?
763
00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:13,124
[Dimple] Okay, Ronak, who'd you vote for?
764
00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:14,957
- Anjali.
- Deeps, how about you?
765
00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:16,083
I voted for myself.
766
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:21,332
You know, Deeps, it's not against
the rules to change your vote to Anjali.
767
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:26,042
If you did, she and Maya would be tied,
and the captain is...
768
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:29,541
...the captain is the tie...
769
00:39:29,542 --> 00:39:33,542
The captain is the tiebreaker!
Ronak, you can make Anjali lead.
770
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:40,166
I mean, technically,
that is all aboveboard.
771
00:39:40,167 --> 00:39:42,499
- [Dimple] Totally not breaking any rules.
- [Deepica] Uh-uh.
772
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:46,041
Anjali, she just feels like a lead.
She's so positive and so--
773
00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:49,374
So beautiful! So elegant!
Just looking like a wow!
774
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,791
- [both giggle]
- I mean, Anjali does have lead energy.
775
00:39:52,792 --> 00:39:55,166
And Maya's impossible to control.
776
00:39:55,167 --> 00:39:58,582
[Dimple] Plus, if the judges have to stare
at Maya's goofy ass front and center,
777
00:39:58,583 --> 00:39:59,957
we're never gonna win.
778
00:39:59,958 --> 00:40:01,416
[poignant music playing]
779
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:04,750
I've thought about this deeply.
I'm changing my vote to Anjali.
780
00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:16,375
Hey!
781
00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:17,958
Whatcha doin'?
782
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:22,166
Nothing. Just sitting
on this soft, soft grass.
783
00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:24,874
[laughs] That was so fun.
784
00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:26,917
Oh, you were incredible, Maya, really.
785
00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:28,917
Thanks.
786
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,542
Hey. You okay?
787
00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:36,124
It's nothing.
788
00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,292
I just, um...
789
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:42,249
- I just overheard the team, uh, talking.
- [phone buzzes]
790
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:44,125
Sorry. Let me make sure it's not my mom.
791
00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:45,667
Oh, yeah.
792
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:48,708
Oh my God, Ronak just emailed the team.
793
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:51,667
I made lead.
794
00:40:52,292 --> 00:40:53,541
[laughs]
795
00:40:53,542 --> 00:40:54,958
I made lead!
796
00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:57,416
Oh my God!
797
00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:59,917
- Dude, congrats!
- Really?
798
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:03,916
- Are you sure you're cool with this?
- Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
799
00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:06,374
I don't know. I mean, you wanted lead too.
800
00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:07,375
Yeah, but
801
00:41:08,542 --> 00:41:09,750
you got more votes.
802
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:12,417
Still, I just wanna make sure...
803
00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:16,541
- I am so happy for you. Okay?
- [Anjali laughs]
804
00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:17,832
Oh my God!
805
00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,166
But there are
more pressing matters to discuss,
806
00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:23,499
such as you owe me
some mother-F'ing Taco Bell.
807
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,916
- [laughs]
- Pay up. I'm hungry.
808
00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:27,291
- [phone buzzes]
- Oh, speak of the devil.
809
00:41:27,292 --> 00:41:29,791
Check your e-mail. I think
you've got a committee assignment.
810
00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:30,916
[Maya] Hmm?
811
00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:32,832
Hello? [laughs]
812
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:36,207
Yeah, I just saw. I'm so pumped!
813
00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:38,208
[funky electronic music playing]
814
00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,583
[Arjun] You know what the best part is?
815
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:51,124
You only need one coat of this sealant
to get that really nice sheen.
816
00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:53,832
Not the semi-sheen. Full gloss.
817
00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:55,416
Ain't that a bitch.
818
00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:57,708
- Thank you, young man.
- [Arjun] Hey, you are welcome, sir.
819
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,750
I say this with great respect.
820
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,374
You look like a Minion.
821
00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:04,374
[laughs]
822
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,082
And I say this with great respect.
823
00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:07,082
A-banana!
824
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:08,249
[chuckles]
825
00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:10,291
- No, honestly, it's a pretty sweet gig.
- [Maya] Hm.
826
00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:11,874
The boomers treat me like a genius,
827
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:14,666
and they even let me
work on my own projects.
828
00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:16,707
[Maya] Oh! What kind of projects?
829
00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:18,708
- Uh, ever heard of Nunya?
- [Maya] Mm?
830
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,957
Nunya business?
831
00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,832
Oh, mm! Mm-mm-mm!
832
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:26,916
[laughs] So, we talking chicken coops
or bird houses?
833
00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:29,874
Which technically, in theory,
is also a bird house.
834
00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:32,542
Tsk. Come on, tell me. What projects?
835
00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,167
- Okay. Come on. Come on.
- Yes.
836
00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,916
This is a Chandigarh chair.
837
00:42:38,917 --> 00:42:40,582
So, after the British left,
838
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:43,416
Nehru wanted India to move forward,
andnot be stuck in the past,
839
00:42:43,417 --> 00:42:47,041
so he commissions all this cool, modern
furniture for the government to use.
840
00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:49,666
And some of these babies
sell for, like, two grand a pop.
841
00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,750
All right, settle down, Bob the Builder.
842
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:57,708
Unfortunately, this makes you...
the perfect person for me to bother.
843
00:42:58,208 --> 00:43:00,541
I need to make this doli
for our corny-ass routine.
844
00:43:00,542 --> 00:43:01,832
[Arjun] Wait, hold on a second.
845
00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:04,666
Ronak put you on props? I thought
you were trying out for the lead.
846
00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:05,875
Emphasis on "tried."
847
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,333
Shit. I'm sorry, dude.
848
00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:13,124
Well, hey, listen, I'm sure whoever
did get it sucks, like, as a person.
849
00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:16,082
I'm sure they dip their pizza in ranch,
and use speakerphone in public,
850
00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:17,499
and complain about subtitles.
851
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,999
- They picked Anjali.
- Oh my God. That is amazing.
852
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,292
We love her. Okay.
853
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,749
You know what?
I say let's pimp this thing out a bit.
854
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:31,124
But, first of all, we are gonna need
some special pins for these hinges.
855
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,749
Your team is gonna lose their shit.
856
00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,457
[upbeat pop music playing]
857
00:43:34,458 --> 00:43:37,999
Maya, we were filming the intro video.
What are we doin' here?
858
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,999
Dude, just breathe and unclench
before you get your boxers in a bunch, hm?
859
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,832
Not possible. They're heavily starched.
860
00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:44,957
[music fades]
861
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:47,917
Okay. Anyway, I've got
something cool to show you guys.
862
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:53,166
Something that's gonna make
those trust fund losers at USC cower.
863
00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:55,042
Presenting...
864
00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:58,666
the doli!
865
00:43:58,667 --> 00:44:00,124
- [gasping]
- Ooh!
866
00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:03,291
Maya, this looks nothing like
the pictures I sent you.
867
00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:04,541
Okay, well, just...
868
00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:05,625
Here.
869
00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:08,625
When Anjali gets on... Right?
870
00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:10,332
[whirring]
871
00:44:10,333 --> 00:44:12,207
[roaring]
872
00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:14,417
[burst of Bollywood music]
873
00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:16,874
Huh?
874
00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:17,957
This is fire.
875
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:21,624
If we're stuck doing a wedding theme,
we might as well do it with some panache.
876
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,000
Absolutely not.
877
00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:24,957
But why?
878
00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:26,874
We asked for something
traditional and elegant.
879
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:28,541
Not a vaping tiger.
880
00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:31,416
It's a fog machine blowing flower petals.
It's not that deep.
881
00:44:31,417 --> 00:44:33,499
We haven't even practiced with this thing.
882
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,749
Okay? I can't have unknown variables
messing us up.
883
00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:37,874
Come on! We need to stand out, Ronak.
884
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:41,916
That's why Anjali's the lead. It's her job
to make us stand out, not yours.
885
00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:46,458
We leave for San Diego in 24 hours.
Let's go. Back to rehearsal, everyone.
886
00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:50,666
This is also the easiest exam of the year.
887
00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:53,999
It only gets harder, so plan accordingly.
888
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,124
I'm not trying to put a target
on your back, but you set the curve.
889
00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:58,542
Sleep with one eye open.
890
00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:00,500
Anjali...
891
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,667
Stay as long as you need.
892
00:45:08,875 --> 00:45:10,541
[crowd cheering]
893
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,207
- [dramatic music playing]
- [woman] It's time to strap in.
894
00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:15,208
Competition season starts now.
895
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,625
Over 100 teams.
896
00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,833
Over 2,000 dancers.
897
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:23,874
But tonight,
898
00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:26,624
only the best move forward.
899
00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:28,916
[crowd cheering]
900
00:45:28,917 --> 00:45:30,249
UCLA, on deck!
901
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:31,291
[shouting] All right!
902
00:45:31,292 --> 00:45:33,874
Vishal! Last look on costumes.
Come on, man!
903
00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:35,499
Maya, don't forget to check the doli.
904
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,666
- Dude, I am right here.
- Oh.
905
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:39,832
Yo, is it true that Selena got some
crypto billionaire to fund their team?
906
00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:42,874
Yeah, but he made them redo their entire
routine to be about climate change.
907
00:45:42,875 --> 00:45:44,457
- She's so cooked.
- [Dimple] Good one!
908
00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:47,749
[announcer] Next up, we've got
the coldest killers on the circuit,
909
00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:51,541
the reigning champions, USC Tamasha!
910
00:45:51,542 --> 00:45:54,083
- [cheering and applause]
- [Nirbhay] What the hell?
911
00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:56,499
[wind whistling]
912
00:45:56,500 --> 00:46:00,583
[Selena, echoing] This is the story of
the first man who climbed Mount Everest.
913
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:05,624
This is not the story
of the first man who made it back alive.
914
00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:06,582
[laughs]
915
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,583
["Mount Everest" by Labrinth playing]
916
00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:21,000
[man 1] ♪ Mount Everest
Ain't got shit on me ♪
917
00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:27,207
♪ Mount Everest ain't got shit on me ♪
918
00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:29,749
♪ 'Cause I'm on top of the world ♪
919
00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:32,624
♪ I'm on top of the world ♪
920
00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:33,500
♪ Yeah ♪
921
00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:46,708
[audience cheering]
922
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:51,875
["Big Dawgs"
by Hanumankind & Kalmi playing]
923
00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:55,957
♪ Wait a minute
Get it how you live it ♪
924
00:46:55,958 --> 00:46:58,332
♪ Ten toes in
When we standing on business ♪
925
00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:00,917
- [woman] Get him!
- [man 2] He's escaping!
926
00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:04,291
♪ I'm a big stepper, underground methods ♪
927
00:47:04,292 --> 00:47:06,500
♪ Top-notch hoes get the most
Not the lesser ♪
928
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:21,499
[cheering]
929
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,082
[man 2] We have the human.
930
00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:24,542
[Selena] Bring him to me.
931
00:47:33,042 --> 00:47:37,207
♪ Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute
Get, get, get, get it how you live it ♪
932
00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:39,125
♪ Ten, ten, ten, standin' on business ♪
933
00:47:46,042 --> 00:47:48,667
- [music stops]
- [audience cheering and applauding]
934
00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:51,832
[announcer] USC Tamasha!
935
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,667
She just murdered you, Ronak.
That's crazy.
936
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:58,916
- [Anjali] They are really good.
- [announcer] Ready for the next dance?
937
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:01,207
Come on. Let's just let this thing rip.
938
00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:04,583
We should be
pulling out all the stops, hmm?
939
00:48:07,042 --> 00:48:08,792
Could we just stick to the plan this time?
940
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:13,624
I'm just really nervous about this.
I want it to go well.
941
00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:15,208
Okay, yeah, totally.
942
00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:19,500
Hey.
943
00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:22,207
You're gonna do great.
944
00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:25,332
Coming to the stage, last year's
Best of the Best runners-up,
945
00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:27,957
UCLA Agni!
946
00:48:27,958 --> 00:48:29,749
[applause and cheering]
947
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:31,582
["Thoda Resham Lagta Hai"
by Lata Mangeshkar]
948
00:48:31,583 --> 00:48:34,499
[Dimple] Their love was forbidden.
949
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,291
She had everything to lose.
950
00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:40,042
He had nothing to lose.
951
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:44,042
But desire doesn't ask for permission.
952
00:48:54,708 --> 00:48:56,833
[lyrics in Hindi]
953
00:49:23,042 --> 00:49:25,374
["Addictive" by Truth Hurts
feat. Rakim playing]
954
00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:27,499
♪ He keeps me guessing ♪
955
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,582
- ♪ Guessing ♪
- ♪ Spontaneous ♪
956
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:31,749
- ♪That's how he is ♪
- ♪ He's so persuasive ♪
957
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:34,332
- ♪ So persuasive ♪
- ♪ And I'm his lady ♪
958
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,292
[cheering and applause]
959
00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:44,666
[Ronak] Will you be mine
in this life and the next?
960
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:47,500
[Anjali] Any life without you
isn't worth living.
961
00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:52,124
[Dimple] But they were too late.
962
00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:55,707
Asha's parents had already betrothed her
to the diplomat's son.
963
00:49:55,708 --> 00:49:57,791
["Bole Chudiyan"
by Udit Narayan et al. playing]
964
00:49:57,792 --> 00:49:59,792
[lyrics in Hindi]
965
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,000
Fantastic dress.
966
00:50:14,792 --> 00:50:16,208
[Harry] Choose honor, Asha.
967
00:50:17,958 --> 00:50:19,667
[Ronak] Choose passion.
968
00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:21,999
♪ Thinkin' of a master plan ♪
969
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,207
♪ You know anything you need, baby
Ask your man ♪
970
00:50:25,208 --> 00:50:27,208
[Bollywood songs reprise]
971
00:50:32,917 --> 00:50:36,125
["Thoda Resham Lagta Hai" reprises]
972
00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:57,666
- [roaring]
- [Ronak] What the...
973
00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:58,750
Oh!
974
00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:04,749
[Ronak] I love you, Asha!
975
00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:06,917
[Anjali] I love you more, Rehan!
976
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,499
[Dimple] Can anyone see?
977
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,832
- [Nirbhay] I have asthma!
- [Deepica] Dimple, where are you?
978
00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:15,166
- [Nirbhay coughing] Mummy!
- [Vishal] Oh! Harry, watch out!
979
00:51:15,167 --> 00:51:16,666
- [Maya gasps]
- [Nirbhay] Oh my God!
980
00:51:16,667 --> 00:51:18,166
{\an8}- Aah!
- [Anjali shrieks]
981
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:19,708
{\an8}- [Nirbhay] Shit.
- [Ronak] Anjali!
982
00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:21,499
[Anjali shrieking]
983
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:24,124
- [Ronak] Oh! No, no, no, no!
- [wailing]
984
00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:26,082
- No! Ow, ow, ow!
- [Ronak] No! Stop!
985
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,832
- Stop!
- [Anjali] Ow!
986
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:29,249
Keep dancing!
987
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:30,582
- [Anjali screams]
- [Ronak] Oh no!
988
00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:32,249
{\an8}No! Wait, hold on!
989
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:34,333
- [laughing]
- [Ronak] Stop, stop!
990
00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:35,957
- No! No!
- [Anjali shrieks]
991
00:51:35,958 --> 00:51:38,624
- [Sumi] I got it. Go.
- [Anjali wailing] No, no, no! No!
992
00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:40,000
{\an8}[whimpering]
993
00:51:42,125 --> 00:51:43,624
[scattered applause]
994
00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:45,333
[laughter]
995
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,499
- That was so embarrassing!
- No, that was so, so bad.
996
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:52,916
- Who messed up? Harry, was it you?
- What the hell happened, everyone?
997
00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:56,041
Guys, I... I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry.
998
00:51:56,042 --> 00:51:58,457
I genuinely have no idea
how that happened.
999
00:51:58,458 --> 00:51:59,374
- [gasping]
1000
00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:00,416
- [man] Oh, my...
- What?
1001
00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:01,874
Anjali...
1002
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,166
What?
1003
00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:07,041
I was raised not to comment
on women's appearances, but goddamn!
1004
00:52:07,042 --> 00:52:08,667
- Uh...
- [Anjali] Nirbhay, what?
1005
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,500
Nirbhay...
1006
00:52:12,042 --> 00:52:14,041
[screams]
1007
00:52:14,042 --> 00:52:16,041
Oh, where's my hair?
1008
00:52:16,042 --> 00:52:17,999
My God, where's my hair? Where did it go?
1009
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,541
Why is there a hole right here?
1010
00:52:19,542 --> 00:52:22,125
- Where is my hair? Where did...
- It was the only way.
1011
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,624
I, I, I... It's, uh, interesting.
It looks good.
1012
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:28,582
- Shit, shit.
- [Anjali] Okay. It's just hair.
1013
00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,832
It was an accident,
and maybe I can make it look cool.
1014
00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:32,707
- I can make it look cool, right?
- [Dimple] Yes.
1015
00:52:32,708 --> 00:52:34,916
- [Anjali] Tell me it'll grow back!
- Very chic...
1016
00:52:34,917 --> 00:52:35,999
[whispers] This is so bad.
1017
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,832
{\an8}- But you're so pretty.
- We can make it nice...
1018
00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:40,791
- You turned it on, didn't you?
- [Anjali] No, Ronak, it was an accident!
1019
00:52:40,792 --> 00:52:42,832
It was an accident. Right?
1020
00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:44,333
[breathing shakily]
1021
00:52:45,167 --> 00:52:46,083
Right?
1022
00:52:47,792 --> 00:52:48,625
I'm sorry.
1023
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,166
I'm so, so sorry.
1024
00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:53,749
- That wasn't meant to happen.
- [Ronak] What were you thinking?
1025
00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:56,791
It is a miracle
that she's not in the hospital!
1026
00:52:56,792 --> 00:52:59,166
And you completely screwed
our chances at placing.
1027
00:52:59,167 --> 00:53:01,874
I didn't want us to just place,
you know, I wanted us to win--
1028
00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:03,207
Well, congrats on doing neither!
1029
00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:04,957
We weren't gonna beat USC.
1030
00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:06,707
That's not your call to make!
1031
00:53:06,708 --> 00:53:08,375
[faint applause]
1032
00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:13,125
You're off the team.
1033
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:15,583
- What?
- What?
1034
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:18,042
I said,
1035
00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,874
I'm kicking your ass off the team.
1036
00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:22,291
Are you serious?
1037
00:53:22,292 --> 00:53:25,582
Look, every team has one, okay?
1038
00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:27,624
The ball hog with the big attitude.
1039
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,541
Big opinions and zero solutions,
1040
00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:32,666
and the mistake that most captains make
is they give them a pass
1041
00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:34,167
because they're talented.
1042
00:53:34,875 --> 00:53:36,333
And you are talented, Maya.
1043
00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:38,917
But not enough to be worth the trouble.
1044
00:53:42,417 --> 00:53:44,458
[melancholy music playing]
1045
00:53:50,042 --> 00:53:51,666
- Okay, let's see what we can...
- It's okay.
1046
00:53:51,667 --> 00:53:53,332
[woman] This is devastating.
1047
00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:56,666
UCLA plummets to 54th place.
1048
00:53:56,667 --> 00:54:01,666
With finals next month,
it's safe to say their season is over.
1049
00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:05,042
[sighs] Ronak,
is getting back in this even possible?
1050
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,291
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
1051
00:54:07,292 --> 00:54:11,417
If we get first or second in Berkeley,
we technically would have enough points.
1052
00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:14,332
Yeah, but Berkeley is an overnight trip.
1053
00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:17,791
- We don't have the money.
- Is SASA doing the date auction this year?
1054
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,457
[Dimple] Yeah, next weekend.
1055
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,541
We'd need, like, the whole team to sign up
to raise enough, but...
1056
00:54:22,542 --> 00:54:23,916
Hey, can we talk?
1057
00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:25,500
Yeah. Yeah.
1058
00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:32,708
- Yeah. What's up?
- Okay. Um...
1059
00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:36,832
So I think you should reconsider
kicking Maya off the team.
1060
00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:38,082
[Ronak] Not happening.
1061
00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:40,167
I'm furious, and you should be too.
1062
00:54:43,042 --> 00:54:45,249
I look like a flea-market Barbie doll.
1063
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:47,249
Trust me, I'm pissed.
1064
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:50,957
I know she messed up,
but kicking her out is not the move.
1065
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:54,374
She's the most creative dancer
on the team, and everyone knows it.
1066
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:57,125
If they were smarter, they would
have voted her lead to begin with.
1067
00:54:58,417 --> 00:55:00,957
No. Listen, you're an amazing dancer,
1068
00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,541
and you deserve to be the lead.
1069
00:55:02,542 --> 00:55:04,917
Then don't I deserve a say
in who's on the team?
1070
00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:09,082
[Maya] You didn't see everyone.
Chaos and confusion.
1071
00:55:09,083 --> 00:55:11,707
Just fog everywhere,
flower petals everywhere.
1072
00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:12,791
It was a lot, man.
1073
00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:14,749
That's no reason to kick you off the team.
1074
00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:15,874
We're in 54th place.
1075
00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:17,957
Oh my God! That is bad.
1076
00:55:17,958 --> 00:55:19,916
- I'm sorry. Ronak's got a point.
- What?
1077
00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:22,332
- Honestly.
- Okay. Hey, hey! Come on. Come on.
1078
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:25,749
Okay, well, they'd be in first place if
they'd just made you lead from the start.
1079
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,458
Yeah, well... [scoffs]
1080
00:55:28,417 --> 00:55:30,624
- Well, what?
- No, nothing.
1081
00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:32,791
- Sounds like somethin'.
- [sighs]
1082
00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:35,542
I overheard Ronak, Deepica, and Dimple
tallying up the votes.
1083
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:39,374
I won lead,
but then they switched it to Anjali
1084
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:42,667
'cause she has more, uh... lead energy
or whatever.
1085
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:44,708
Are you serious?
1086
00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:47,124
You're only lead energy.
1087
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,999
Your stage presence is magnetic.
1088
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,166
Okay? When you're up there, locked in,
hittin' those moves, doing your thing--
1089
00:55:53,167 --> 00:55:54,750
- [crunching]
- Oh my God.
1090
00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:57,499
- I am so sorry.
- Are you okay?
1091
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,874
There is actually a surprising amount
of hair in this wheel, okay?
1092
00:56:00,875 --> 00:56:03,916
It is like a locker room shower drain.
Look at that.
1093
00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:04,917
Jeez.
1094
00:56:05,417 --> 00:56:06,624
You need to tell Anjali.
1095
00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:09,332
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I cannot do that to her. Okay?
1096
00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:12,917
She really likes Ronak, all right?
I mean, look.
1097
00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:15,582
She has been fawning all over him
1098
00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:18,582
because he got her
this weird Paddington knockoff.
1099
00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:21,292
- [Arjun] Oh my God.
- What?
1100
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:23,625
Wait. You don't know what this is?
1101
00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:25,832
A bear?
1102
00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:27,957
I'm sure that's supposed to be
the Koh-i-Noor diamond.
1103
00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:32,249
The diamond the British stole from India
that is famously known for being bad luck.
1104
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,957
Every ruler who has ever owned
the Koh-i-Noor diamond,
1105
00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:38,832
from Shah Jahan to Duleep Singh,
they all saw their empires crumble.
1106
00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:41,166
That is not a cute teddy bear.
1107
00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:43,457
That is a cursed colonial diamond.
1108
00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,499
So that's what you do without a phone.
1109
00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:48,541
You read and shit. [snorts]
You think you're better than me?
1110
00:56:48,542 --> 00:56:50,167
Honestly, yeah. Kinda.
1111
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,833
I get why you don't wanna tell Anjali,
but you deserve to be lead.
1112
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,583
I need to get back to wrapping this gift.
1113
00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:07,707
["Perfect Crime" by Joy Crookes playing]
1114
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:09,999
♪ I'm a killer
I'm a killer, I'm a killer ♪
1115
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,082
♪ Bang, bang! Gun fingers in the mirror ♪
1116
00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,374
♪ I won't get caught this time ♪
1117
00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:16,666
♪ Commit the perfect crime ♪
1118
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,082
♪ I'm a killer
I'm a killer, I'm a killer... ♪
1119
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,500
Yo, yo, yo.
1120
00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:23,582
- Mmm? Mmm?
- Oh, you didn't have to do anything.
1121
00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:25,625
All right, come on. Open it. Open it.
1122
00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:28,874
I sewed in some of your hair to it,
so it should match.
1123
00:57:28,875 --> 00:57:31,832
Oh, also, I did get you a sexy leg dress,
1124
00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:35,750
so Ronak will be too busy
looking down there instead of up... here.
1125
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:38,167
I'm really sorry.
1126
00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:43,250
I really appreciate it.
But no more surprises, yeah?
1127
00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:46,041
- Mm-hmm.
- [horn blares]
1128
00:57:46,042 --> 00:57:47,791
♪ I like brown girls with an accent... ♪
1129
00:57:47,792 --> 00:57:49,624
Hey, baby girl!
1130
00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:51,916
Get that cute butt
and fugly hair over here!
1131
00:57:51,917 --> 00:57:53,707
What are you guys doing here?
1132
00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:56,707
Kidnapping you for a spa day
at the Hinoki salon.
1133
00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:58,166
Are you serious?
1134
00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:02,082
We have to do something about that hair.
You look like you licked a car battery.
1135
00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:05,666
- [Dimple] Safeties gotta stick together.
- The hell's a safety?
1136
00:58:05,667 --> 00:58:08,707
If no one bids on us at the date auction,
we bid on each other for safety.
1137
00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:10,582
I can't right now. We have class.
1138
00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:12,166
So skip it.
1139
00:58:12,167 --> 00:58:15,624
Anj, you do have to do
that online quiz too, remember?
1140
00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:16,958
Yeah, I know, I...
1141
00:58:19,792 --> 00:58:23,041
Could you just do it for me?
Just this once?
1142
00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:25,416
- Dude...
- I know. I've said that before.
1143
00:58:25,417 --> 00:58:29,332
But, hey, you... kind of owe me.
I spoke to Ronak.
1144
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:32,166
- He said you could rejoin the team.
- Really?
1145
00:58:32,167 --> 00:58:33,457
- Wait, what?
- Ronak said that?
1146
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:35,625
Yeah! All you have to do
is sign up for the date auction.
1147
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,624
Oh yeah, no. No. Nope. Not doing that.
1148
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,458
Why? I thought you'd be pumped.
1149
00:58:42,542 --> 00:58:45,999
Look, if you come,
I promise I'll be your safety.
1150
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,332
- There's nothing to be scared of.
- Okay.
1151
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:51,249
I'm not scared. I just don't wanna do it.
1152
00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:55,542
I'm really grateful that you talked
to Ronak for me, but... I'm good.
1153
00:58:56,042 --> 00:58:57,042
So...
1154
00:58:58,042 --> 00:59:00,458
Uh, I can do your quiz for you. Seriously.
1155
00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:04,624
Go have a fun spa day with Double D.
1156
00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:06,166
Are you sure?
1157
00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:09,749
- Yeah. Have fun.
- ♪ Brown boys with no brown friends ♪
1158
00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,749
- ♪ Think they light-skinned... ♪
- Okay, Anj, get in.
1159
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,624
[Deepica] Double D. I kind of like that.
1160
00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:15,457
[Dimple] Absolutely not.
1161
00:59:15,458 --> 00:59:17,458
["I Like the Way You Kiss Me"
by Artemas playing]
1162
00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:25,250
[Ronak] Don't tell me that.
1163
00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:31,000
I mean, that is top-notch choreo.
They were crisp. They were sharp.
1164
00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:36,957
Wow. You look...
1165
00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:38,416
- Stunning?
- Hot?
1166
00:59:38,417 --> 00:59:40,749
- Gorgeous?
- Dare I say, the moment?
1167
00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:44,541
Be honest. Do I look like
Dora the Explorer joined a sorority?
1168
00:59:44,542 --> 00:59:46,458
I mean... vamonos.
1169
00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:50,082
Hmm. Okay, stop flirting.
Everyone, let's get to the ballroom.
1170
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:51,749
We're at tables six and eight.
1171
00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:54,999
Make sure to fill out your questionnaires,
okay? Let's go, chop-chop.
1172
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,917
Wait, hold on.
1173
01:00:00,292 --> 01:00:02,082
Did you speak to Maya?
1174
01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,792
Who won our little wager?
1175
01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:06,542
Unfortunately, you did.
1176
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:09,874
Sorry. I mean,
I hate to say I told you so,
1177
01:00:09,875 --> 01:00:11,708
but I knew she wasn't coming back.
1178
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:13,500
But now you...
1179
01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:15,249
you owe me a mojito.
1180
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:19,167
♪ I can tell you miss me
I can tell it hits, hits, hits ♪
1181
01:00:19,667 --> 01:00:22,749
♪ Not tryna be romantic
I'll hit it from the back ♪
1182
01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,207
♪ Just so you don't get attached... ♪
1183
01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:28,207
I just gotta say you guys look great,
and I appreciate you doing this.
1184
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:31,416
The number we're trying to hit tonight
is three grand, so...
1185
01:00:31,417 --> 01:00:34,457
- ♪ Ooh, can you make it loud? ♪
- ♪ Loud ♪
1186
01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:37,875
♪ 'Cause I'm so proud
Baby, I'm so proud of you ♪
1187
01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:43,457
Nice to have you back, Maya.
1188
01:00:43,458 --> 01:00:44,458
Nice to be back.
1189
01:00:44,958 --> 01:00:48,542
I mean, who doesn't love
selling their body for bus fare? Right?
1190
01:00:50,042 --> 01:00:52,041
Oh my God, I love your sari.
1191
01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:54,167
Your hair. Dude, awesome.
1192
01:00:57,708 --> 01:01:02,667
Welcome to the 25th annual
SASA winter formal and date auction.
1193
01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:08,832
Unfortunately, the board decided
not to have us host this year.
1194
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:10,374
- Which is absurd!
- [feedback squeals]
1195
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,916
[Ayesha] Welcome your new host
for this evening,
1196
01:01:12,917 --> 01:01:14,542
Professor Latif.
1197
01:01:15,125 --> 01:01:16,582
- [slams mic down]
- Have fun.
1198
01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:18,916
- [Latif] Hey. Thank you. I, uh...
- [woman] That girl's scary.
1199
01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:20,499
I don't love the optics of this either.
1200
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:22,749
Let's try to get through tonight
as quickly as possible
1201
01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,957
and let's not have a lawsuit.
1202
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:28,916
Up first, he is captain of Masala,
the all-male Hindi a cappella team.
1203
01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:31,624
- Give it up for Gaurav Sen-Gupta.
- [cheering]
1204
01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:32,791
[upbeat music playing]
1205
01:01:32,792 --> 01:01:34,582
[Latif] Gaurav likes capoeira,
1206
01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:37,124
and he thinks
Timothée Chalamet is a psyop.
1207
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:39,500
Okay. Let's start at $20,
and I'm being generous.
1208
01:01:40,917 --> 01:01:41,958
Sold for 20!
1209
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,749
He is into mysticism, hexes, and curses.
1210
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,957
Yes! There we go! Sold for $30!
1211
01:01:48,958 --> 01:01:51,041
There's someone for everyone here, folks.
1212
01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:53,457
Guys, she's pre-med. Buy the stock low.
1213
01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:54,707
Thank you! $60!
1214
01:01:54,708 --> 01:01:56,166
Sold for $30.
1215
01:01:56,167 --> 01:01:57,791
Sold to the pervert in the back!
1216
01:01:57,792 --> 01:02:00,624
Okay, we're moving.
Let's give it up for Team Agni.
1217
01:02:00,625 --> 01:02:03,791
All right, it is a school event.
Let's stand up, please. Thank you.
1218
01:02:03,792 --> 01:02:06,458
- [woman] Take it off, white boy!
- [Latif] No, keep it on, please.
1219
01:02:06,958 --> 01:02:09,041
And now for the men over six feet.
1220
01:02:09,042 --> 01:02:11,082
We start with 20. 30. 35. I'll take 40.
1221
01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:12,541
40... 70!
1222
01:02:12,542 --> 01:02:13,791
They're into it.
1223
01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:15,874
I know. Imagine what his mirror is like.
1224
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:17,166
He is really into himself.
1225
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:19,124
As Indians, we have a problem staring.
1226
01:02:19,125 --> 01:02:20,542
But, uh, this is a lot.
1227
01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:22,999
But it could be good.
1228
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,666
In the sense
that she will see you for who you are.
1229
01:02:25,667 --> 01:02:28,957
There we go. Thank you. I haven't seen her
blink yet, but you did the right thing.
1230
01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:31,207
Guys, you get two women
for the price of one.
1231
01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:33,207
Don't think... Scratch that.
1232
01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:34,374
- 320! 320!
- [wild cheering]
1233
01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:36,374
- 340! 340!
- Yeah!
1234
01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:38,416
360 up here.
1235
01:02:38,417 --> 01:02:39,250
400!
1236
01:02:39,833 --> 01:02:41,582
Sold for 400!
1237
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:43,999
- Maya, you're on deck.
- [Latif] We gotta close out big.
1238
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,292
- Sorry. Okay.
- [Latif] Here we go. Let's keep going.
1239
01:02:47,042 --> 01:02:49,249
Up next, we have Maya Krishnaraj.
1240
01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:50,542
[applause fading]
1241
01:02:53,208 --> 01:02:54,583
- [Latif whispers] Maya.
- Huh?
1242
01:02:55,583 --> 01:02:57,833
Maya Krishnaraj, you guys.
1243
01:02:58,417 --> 01:03:01,582
Uh, Maya is a freshman comp sci major,
1244
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:05,124
and her favorite snack
is Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
1245
01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:06,208
So...
1246
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:09,082
Let's start at $20.
1247
01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:10,416
Um... Sorry, sorry.
1248
01:03:10,417 --> 01:03:11,582
Uh, sorry.
1249
01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:15,207
One sec. Can... can I just say real quick,
like, real quick...
1250
01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:16,292
Um...
1251
01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:20,374
This is weird, right? [laughs]
1252
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:22,249
Like, what are we doing?
1253
01:03:22,250 --> 01:03:26,041
I thought date auctions were canceled,
like with plantation weddings and stuff.
1254
01:03:26,042 --> 01:03:30,082
Uh... so, you know, I... I just think
we should maybe do a little soul-searching
1255
01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:31,333
and ask ourselves,
1256
01:03:31,833 --> 01:03:33,625
why are we so okay with this?
1257
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:37,332
Are we not a part of the problem?
1258
01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:38,500
Is this
1259
01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:42,167
our plantation?
1260
01:03:44,458 --> 01:03:48,958
- Yeah.
- Thank you so much, Maya, for that... poem.
1261
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:53,582
Let's start at $20. $20.
1262
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:57,000
- [Dimple] The princess has arrived!
- [all cheering]
1263
01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,957
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
1264
01:03:58,958 --> 01:04:01,082
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
1265
01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:03,874
Okay, why don't you do this
every time I come into a room?
1266
01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:09,707
'Cause you just brought our total haul
to $3,020! We're going to Berkeley!
1267
01:04:09,708 --> 01:04:11,708
[cheering]
1268
01:04:12,167 --> 01:04:14,666
We're gonna give
the University of Spoiled Children
1269
01:04:14,667 --> 01:04:16,374
something they should've gotten
growing up.
1270
01:04:16,375 --> 01:04:19,541
- A proper ass-whoopin'!
- Aaah!
1271
01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:20,958
[Ronak] Whoo!
1272
01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:23,249
[Latif] Fifteen. Let's do fif--
1273
01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:26,416
- Okay, can we please just stop? Please.
- Guys, repeat after me.
1274
01:04:26,417 --> 01:04:29,457
"I bid $50 for a date with Maya."
1275
01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:31,291
- [students gasping]
- [woman] Eww!
1276
01:04:31,292 --> 01:04:33,332
- Okay. That's not what I meant.
- [murmuring]
1277
01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:36,457
That is something I would say
if I weren't her teacher.
1278
01:04:36,458 --> 01:04:39,207
You can bid on her because she's an adult.
1279
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,916
In the sense that she's barely... legal.
1280
01:04:41,917 --> 01:04:43,874
- Uh, scratch that.
- Jesus Christ.
1281
01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:45,791
Someone please bid, for the love of God.
1282
01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:46,958
[Arjun] A thousand dollars.
1283
01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:50,458
I'm sorry, how much?
1284
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,082
A thousand... dollars.
1285
01:04:54,083 --> 01:04:56,832
A thousand dollars,
going once, going twice...
1286
01:04:56,833 --> 01:04:59,332
Maya, sold for a thousand dollars.
1287
01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:00,416
- [applause]
- Uh...
1288
01:05:00,417 --> 01:05:03,542
Whatever you have recorded
on your phone, please just delete.
1289
01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:11,125
[Arjun] Maya! Maya.
1290
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,167
[Maya] I thought you had work.
1291
01:05:17,958 --> 01:05:19,457
[Arjun] Yeah, I got off early.
1292
01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:22,083
It was either date auction
or Frisbee on the quad.
1293
01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:26,249
But my Frisbee privileges
haven't been reinstated yet, so...
1294
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:28,749
Okay, well, you didn't have to drop
a thousand dollars.
1295
01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:31,833
[laughs] I don't know what to tell you.
It was more fun than I thought, you know?
1296
01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:33,707
Right. Then you know what?
1297
01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:35,791
You can just go back in there.
Get a refund.
1298
01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,917
I'm pretty sure they said
all transactions are final.
1299
01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:39,917
Well, then, you know what?
1300
01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:43,458
I think you got a pretty raw deal.
1301
01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:47,375
Yeah, well, you know what I think?
1302
01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:53,082
I think you are an absolute steal.
1303
01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:55,083
[warm music playing]
1304
01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:05,667
So, how about that date?
1305
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:08,041
Like... like, now?
1306
01:06:08,042 --> 01:06:10,707
- I'm sorry, did you wanna go back inside?
- No. I just...
1307
01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:13,874
Don't let me forget. I have to do
a comp sci quiz before midnight.
1308
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:16,875
Oh, I was actually gonna suggest that
as our date night activity.
1309
01:06:17,875 --> 01:06:20,083
- Oh, were you really, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
1310
01:06:21,417 --> 01:06:22,917
[Maya] Who knew Minions had money?
1311
01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:25,041
[Arjun] It's a collective fund.
1312
01:06:25,042 --> 01:06:26,625
- We're unionized.
- [Anjali laughs]
1313
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,166
Okay, I clearly need another drink.
1314
01:06:30,167 --> 01:06:32,541
Well, you're in luck,
'cause I owe you one.
1315
01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:33,542
For what?
1316
01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:37,875
For losing our bet.
I gotta give Maya credit for showing up.
1317
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:40,749
- Oh crap.
- What?
1318
01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,416
- Crap!
- What?
1319
01:06:42,417 --> 01:06:45,667
- Crap! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
- Anjali?
1320
01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:53,042
[somber music playing]
1321
01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:57,667
[Anjali] Maya.
1322
01:06:59,167 --> 01:07:01,042
Maya! Hey!
1323
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:03,583
[Maya] What's up?
1324
01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:06,666
[Anjali] Uh, I saved you a seat.
1325
01:07:06,667 --> 01:07:09,666
Oh, I came late, so sat up front.
1326
01:07:09,667 --> 01:07:12,582
Yeah. You got home pretty late last night.
1327
01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,583
Yeah.
1328
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,833
I... I was just worried, is all.
1329
01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:19,542
It's all good. I gotta run.
1330
01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:24,916
Maya! Okay, Maya. Maya,
I am so, so sorry about the date auction.
1331
01:07:24,917 --> 01:07:27,791
- I don't know what happened.
- You bailed on me. Not complicated.
1332
01:07:27,792 --> 01:07:30,499
No, no, no, I was planning on coming back,
but everyone kept going--
1333
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,082
- I just--
- You promised to be my safety.
1334
01:07:32,083 --> 01:07:35,708
- But got smashed with your friend group.
- Maya, I'm sorry! I know, I'm sorry, okay?
1335
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,749
- [sobs]
- Uh...
1336
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,458
Anj? Hey, hey. What's wrong?
1337
01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:42,917
[Anjali sobs]
1338
01:07:43,792 --> 01:07:46,208
I don't wanna make this about me.
I'm sorry.
1339
01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,333
[crying]
1340
01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:53,708
Hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay.
Come on. It's okay.
1341
01:07:57,708 --> 01:08:01,207
I don't understand how this happened.
I aced this week's homework.
1342
01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:03,625
You did my quiz,
and then I wake up to this email.
1343
01:08:05,417 --> 01:08:08,666
No, yeah, totally.
I mean, it has to be some kind of mix-up.
1344
01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:09,999
- Sure.
- Right? It has to be.
1345
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,458
We just gotta fix it
before my mom finds out.
1346
01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:25,166
When your dad left,
everybody in the family blamed me.
1347
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:28,124
I was too intense, too controlling.
1348
01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:29,458
I drove him away.
1349
01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:33,791
The world is not forgiving to women.
1350
01:08:33,792 --> 01:08:37,249
It judges us on how we look, how we talk,
1351
01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:39,166
how ambitious we are.
1352
01:08:39,167 --> 01:08:45,667
The only thing that allows you
to not give a shit what anyone thinks
1353
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:47,874
is your degree.
1354
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:49,625
It's your leverage.
1355
01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:53,208
And I won't let you squander it.
1356
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:58,374
[sighs] You have until
the end of the quarter.
1357
01:08:58,375 --> 01:08:59,874
And if you don't get your grades up,
1358
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:02,417
you're gonna be finishing the year
at community college.
1359
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:07,041
[sighs]
1360
01:09:07,042 --> 01:09:10,500
- I'm so sorry.
- Mm-mm. It's not your fault.
1361
01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:12,917
I think it might be my fault.
1362
01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:14,667
Hmm?
1363
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:16,750
I forgot to do your quiz.
1364
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:21,583
I am so sorry.
It was a complete accident, I swear.
1365
01:09:22,083 --> 01:09:26,750
It's just... Arjun wanted to hang out late,
and I lost track of time.
1366
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:29,791
- [both sigh]
- Anj, look. Seriously, I am so sorry.
1367
01:09:29,792 --> 01:09:30,874
[Anjali] Mmm.
1368
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,875
[solemn music playing]
1369
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:35,500
It's okay.
1370
01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:38,458
It's okay.
1371
01:09:39,292 --> 01:09:41,874
Uh... Hey, uh, where... where are you going?
1372
01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:42,792
I just...
1373
01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:45,083
I just need some air.
1374
01:09:50,417 --> 01:09:51,541
[sighs]
1375
01:09:51,542 --> 01:09:53,166
[Harry] Breathe out, deep breath.
1376
01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:55,041
- This will center you.
- [Sumi] This is so good.
1377
01:09:55,042 --> 01:09:56,832
[man] You've been using it
for a while now.
1378
01:09:56,833 --> 01:09:59,707
[Sumi] Okay, a little bit higher.
To the left.
1379
01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:01,416
All right, listen up, everyone.
1380
01:10:01,417 --> 01:10:02,666
[projector stops]
1381
01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,832
[Ronak] As you may have noticed,
Anjali is not here,
1382
01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:06,792
and she won't be for the rest of the year.
1383
01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:08,707
Because she quit.
1384
01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,999
- [Nirbhay] Oh my God.
- It's Lyme disease, isn't it?
1385
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,207
Academic probation.
1386
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,332
[all gasp]
1387
01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:15,374
- [Nirbhay] That's real?
- [weights clatter]
1388
01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:18,666
Obviously, this puts us in a tough spot
with Berkeley a few weeks out.
1389
01:10:18,667 --> 01:10:20,124
Who's gonna fill in?
1390
01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:21,499
According to the rules,
1391
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:24,416
the person who came in second for lead
gets bumped up.
1392
01:10:24,417 --> 01:10:27,375
In our case, that person is Maya.
1393
01:10:28,417 --> 01:10:30,791
["My Old Ways" by Tame Impala playing]
1394
01:10:30,792 --> 01:10:32,957
[Maya] Six, seven, eight!
1395
01:10:32,958 --> 01:10:35,749
One and two and three and four!
1396
01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:37,791
Ronak, work that entrance!
1397
01:10:37,792 --> 01:10:41,624
- ♪ Little present for holdin' on so long ♪
- [woman] ...where you change M...
1398
01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:43,582
♪ I could not bear the thought of it ♪
1399
01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:45,666
- ♪ Two days ago... ♪
- ...you would calculate...
1400
01:10:45,667 --> 01:10:48,416
- Five, six, seven, eight!
- ♪ Don't think I would forgive myself ♪
1401
01:10:48,417 --> 01:10:51,083
[woman] ...and then calculate F
based on this new value.
1402
01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:54,458
Dimple, be on time for once, yeah?
1403
01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:59,166
[Vishal] Bro, this is not my job.
This is Harry's job.
1404
01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:01,624
- [Nirbhay] Shut up, Vishal. I got it.
- [Vishal] You sure, bro?
1405
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,707
- Bro, your legs are shivering.
- [Nirbhay] Oh my God.
1406
01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:05,582
[Vishal] Go in. You know what, go in...
1407
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:08,832
Man, I tried to find someone
to sub in for my shift, but...
1408
01:11:08,833 --> 01:11:10,166
- Dude. Stop.
- No.
1409
01:11:10,167 --> 01:11:11,167
You're all good.
1410
01:11:11,792 --> 01:11:15,666
Yeah, but you're finally lead.
I wanna see you on stage doin' your thang.
1411
01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:18,249
Mm. Well, if you wanna see me
"doin' my thang,"
1412
01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:20,083
then you can watch the live stream.
1413
01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:22,541
No. No, no. That made me
sound like a cam girl.
1414
01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:25,958
You know what?
It did, but I would watch it anyway.
1415
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,916
[Vishal] Okay, now Harry shows up.
1416
01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:30,124
- When we're almost done.
- Go!
1417
01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:32,582
- [Dimple] Think fast.
- [Nirbhay] Says the guy who isn't under...
1418
01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:34,499
- Um...
- [Harry] The reason we were late...
1419
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:37,250
I'm not really good at the PDA thing.
1420
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,624
Cool. Yeah.
1421
01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:40,958
- [chuckles] But...
- It's fine.
1422
01:11:41,458 --> 01:11:43,875
- I will call you when I get there?
- Yes.
1423
01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:45,500
- All right.
- Okay.
1424
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,291
- Kick some ass at Berkeley.
- [Maya] Will do.
1425
01:11:48,292 --> 01:11:49,832
[Harry] ...this right now...
1426
01:11:49,833 --> 01:11:50,708
- Hey!
- [Anjali] Hey!
1427
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:52,458
- Oh.
- Oh!
1428
01:11:54,917 --> 01:11:55,874
- Here you go.
- Oh.
1429
01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:58,041
Dude, you did not have
to get it dry-cleaned. Thanks!
1430
01:11:58,042 --> 01:11:59,749
- Are you kidding? It was gross.
- Rotate.
1431
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,916
[Maya] Well, I will see you
when I get back.
1432
01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:04,041
- [Vishal] It's a square. Doesn't matter.
- Break a leg.
1433
01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:05,916
- [Harry] Only one direction it can go.
- Thanks.
1434
01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:08,166
- [Vishal] Come out.
- [Nirbhay] Is that everything?
1435
01:12:08,167 --> 01:12:09,874
- [Vishal] One more thing.
- [Nirbhay] What?
1436
01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:10,791
Wait.
1437
01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:12,207
[Nirbhay] Yo, what the fuck?
1438
01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:13,208
[Vishal, in Hindi] Idiot.
1439
01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:15,124
[in English] See ya!
1440
01:12:15,125 --> 01:12:16,916
[Nirbhay] Open the door.
This is trafficking!
1441
01:12:16,917 --> 01:12:18,917
[exuberant music playing]
1442
01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:33,999
- [music stops]
- [cheering and applause]
1443
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,874
[announcer] UCLA brought it this time!
1444
01:12:36,875 --> 01:12:38,457
- [all gasping]
- [Sumi] Let's go!
1445
01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:40,458
[all exclaiming happily]
1446
01:12:41,250 --> 01:12:42,917
- [Ronak] Hey!
- [Deepica] Hey!
1447
01:12:43,542 --> 01:12:45,666
It wasn't our best,
but should be good enough to place
1448
01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:47,083
based off of the teams we've seen.
1449
01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:51,416
Come on, that was more than good enough!
That was fantastic!
1450
01:12:51,417 --> 01:12:53,624
- [team cheering]
- [Harry] Let's go! Yeah!
1451
01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:56,041
Good job, guys. Good job.
1452
01:12:56,042 --> 01:12:57,707
[team chanting] UCLA! UCLA!
1453
01:12:57,708 --> 01:13:00,749
[announcer] Okay, y'all.
We got one final act.
1454
01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:04,832
They've got Wranglers on their booty
and spurs on their jutti.
1455
01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:07,666
Make some noise for UT Dallas!
1456
01:13:07,667 --> 01:13:09,582
[horse neighs]
1457
01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:12,791
♪ Praise the Lord
For Southern women, crispy chicken ♪
1458
01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:15,291
♪ Praise the Lord for East Atlanta ♪
1459
01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:17,249
♪ Country Grammar and my nana ♪
1460
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:19,582
♪ I might turn up on Saturday ♪
1461
01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:21,374
♪ But first thing Sunday morn' ♪
1462
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:23,042
♪ I praise the Lord ♪
1463
01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:28,042
♪ Praise the Lord for Southern women
Hemi engines, crispy chicken ♪
1464
01:13:29,042 --> 01:13:30,916
♪ I might turn up on Saturday ♪
1465
01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:32,791
♪ But first thing Sunday morn'♪
1466
01:13:32,792 --> 01:13:34,375
♪ I praise the Lord ♪
1467
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:38,082
[Bollywood music plays]
1468
01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:40,292
[cheering]
1469
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,332
Holy shit, these guys are good.
1470
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:47,707
And kind of hot.
1471
01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:49,791
Their smoke too tough,
their swag too different.
1472
01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:52,791
Yeah, only 'cause they got their swag
from somebody else.
1473
01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:54,124
What are you talking about?
1474
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:57,291
They totally ripped this choreo from
Quick Style. We gotta say something.
1475
01:13:57,292 --> 01:13:58,499
You should file a complaint!
1476
01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:01,416
Maya, I'm not in the mood
for one of your crusades, okay?
1477
01:14:01,417 --> 01:14:03,374
Dude, you're the team captain.
1478
01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:05,666
You're the only one who can do it,
so just talk--
1479
01:14:05,667 --> 01:14:07,000
Maya, just drop it.
1480
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,042
Okay.
1481
01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:16,499
[woman] UCLA's season is over!
1482
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:19,082
They ended up taking third place!
Let's go!
1483
01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:21,249
But nationally, they're 11th,
1484
01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:24,624
just shy of the top ten,
which means, despite a killer show,
1485
01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:28,249
UCLA will not be going
to Best of the Best.
1486
01:14:28,250 --> 01:14:30,166
Second place went to the Dallas Bandits,
1487
01:14:30,167 --> 01:14:32,249
I'm here with the fools
who took first place.
1488
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:34,499
No surprise, it is USC Tamasha!
1489
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,207
- How do you feel?
- Amazing.
1490
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:39,082
But first, I wanna say
none of this would have been possible
1491
01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:40,416
without my friends at the Gap.
1492
01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:42,666
Get 10% off with the promo code Selena.
1493
01:14:42,667 --> 01:14:45,625
S-E-L-E-N-A.
1494
01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:48,208
♪ Everybody move ♪
1495
01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:50,375
♪ Everybody ♪
1496
01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:52,875
♪ Everybody move ♪
1497
01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:55,167
♪ Everybody... ♪
1498
01:15:01,958 --> 01:15:03,624
Johnnie Walker Black.
1499
01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:07,124
The only sensible drink
for a sad Indian man.
1500
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:08,458
What's up? Shots!
1501
01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:10,666
What's going on?
1502
01:15:10,667 --> 01:15:13,457
We still got third!
We should be celebrating!
1503
01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:15,582
- Maya, come here!
- Guys.
1504
01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:17,124
Scoresheet from tonight.
1505
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:20,541
I need to kill a part of my brain
to make this make sense.
1506
01:15:20,542 --> 01:15:23,332
Dallas got a nine for their choreo,
1507
01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:24,707
that they stole!
1508
01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:27,874
And we got, what, a seven?
How does that make any sense?
1509
01:15:27,875 --> 01:15:29,291
I mean, I crushed my solo.
1510
01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:31,999
Yeah, your solo hit,
but the team also killed it.
1511
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,457
We got a nine on formations.
1512
01:15:33,458 --> 01:15:36,207
Totally. You and Harry finally hit
that center formation.
1513
01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:38,791
You missed it all week
but you showed up when it mattered.
1514
01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:39,874
Okay, thanks.
1515
01:15:39,875 --> 01:15:43,082
And, Sumi, your face, so much better.
1516
01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:46,749
Usually, you look like you're trying
to pass a kidney stone, but it was good.
1517
01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,957
- It was good.
- You're too kind.
1518
01:15:48,958 --> 01:15:52,082
Okay, let's hit the dance floor.
I'm done feeling like a loser.
1519
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:54,667
Guys, guys, come on. Don't be butt-hurt.
1520
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,832
Guys! Harry, you did it.
1521
01:15:57,833 --> 01:15:58,792
Maya.
1522
01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,875
Noice. That's some top-notch leadership.
1523
01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:09,250
- I was just being real.
- Oh, we're being real now?
1524
01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:13,792
All right, let's be real.
This was my last chance to beat USC.
1525
01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:17,583
- And you blew it for me.
- Dude, what the hell are you smoking?
1526
01:16:18,292 --> 01:16:20,666
You're the reason
why we fell so far in the rankings.
1527
01:16:20,667 --> 01:16:22,291
[scoffs] Really?
1528
01:16:22,292 --> 01:16:25,124
'Cause we would have gotten first
in San Diego
1529
01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:28,541
if you had just let me
turn on the doli carriage, but no.
1530
01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:31,791
No. It's always your way or no way at all.
1531
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:35,541
That is so rich coming from the person
whose only setting is open hostility.
1532
01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:37,874
'Cause I don't fall in line
like your kiss-ass groupies?
1533
01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:40,875
No. 'Cause you don't even try
to be a team player, Maya.
1534
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:42,500
Mmm.
1535
01:16:43,083 --> 01:16:44,083
Yeah.
1536
01:16:44,917 --> 01:16:46,375
Nah. See,
1537
01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:51,208
what you actually said
was that I don't have lead energy.
1538
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:55,917
And that I'm impossible...
1539
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:57,875
to control.
1540
01:17:01,042 --> 01:17:03,207
[Nirbhay] Yo! No way, no way!
1541
01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:06,416
Dallas has been disqualified
for plagiarism. They're out. We're in.
1542
01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:07,999
- [Deepica] What?
- [Sumi] Can't be real.
1543
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,749
- [Deepica] Wait, what?
- We got in!
1544
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:12,082
- [all exclaiming]
- Dallas got disqualified!
1545
01:17:12,083 --> 01:17:13,541
[cheering]
1546
01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:15,375
Oh my God!
1547
01:17:17,083 --> 01:17:19,666
You reported them.
You actually listened to me.
1548
01:17:19,667 --> 01:17:22,791
I didn't think it would even work!
But you were right!
1549
01:17:22,792 --> 01:17:25,292
- You were right!
- [Maya] Guys!
1550
01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:28,374
We just got into Best of the Best!
1551
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:30,707
["Zero" by REHMA playing]
1552
01:17:30,708 --> 01:17:34,832
♪ Leave it with delusions
There's one more appealing ♪
1553
01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:37,332
♪ One that could save us both ♪
1554
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:42,166
♪ Strangers can't do this
Turn your pain into music ♪
1555
01:17:42,167 --> 01:17:46,957
♪ I'm your solution
One that could save us both... ♪
1556
01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:48,000
I'm sorry.
1557
01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:51,625
I should've never taken the lead from you.
1558
01:17:52,292 --> 01:17:55,250
We... we wouldn't be here without you.
1559
01:18:10,708 --> 01:18:13,916
UCLA is going to Best of the Best!
1560
01:18:13,917 --> 01:18:15,207
Whoo!
1561
01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:17,957
They spent the night getting shwasted.
1562
01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:21,374
But I was lucky enough
to get some one-on-one time
1563
01:18:21,375 --> 01:18:23,416
with Agni's newest badass, Maya,
1564
01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:25,541
formerly known as Drone Strike,
1565
01:18:25,542 --> 01:18:27,666
and, girl, you've come a long way.
1566
01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:29,957
That is right.
Head bitch in charge over here.
1567
01:18:29,958 --> 01:18:33,582
- And let's just say it's about time.
- You just became lead, right?
1568
01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:35,957
There was that other girl, Anjali.
Super cute, by the way.
1569
01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:37,749
But she had that whole prop mishap.
1570
01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:40,332
A lotta followers wanna know,
is that why you replaced her, or...
1571
01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:42,417
[Maya] No, she's on academic probation.
1572
01:18:42,917 --> 01:18:46,874
Which is not to say she's dumb.
1573
01:18:46,875 --> 01:18:49,416
She's super smart. It's just,
you know, you get a bad quarter.
1574
01:18:49,417 --> 01:18:51,624
For sure, yeah.
Well, Horny4Dance wants to know,
1575
01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:54,374
"Will Anjali be back
for the championship? She's so hot."
1576
01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:57,666
Okay, yo, Horny4Dance,
stop being a horndog. Okay?
1577
01:18:57,667 --> 01:19:00,333
It's not a beauty contest.
It's about talent.
1578
01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:03,874
♪ I know what you need ♪
1579
01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:06,208
♪ You talk in your sleep... ♪
1580
01:19:07,833 --> 01:19:09,542
- Hey.
- [Arjun] Hey!
1581
01:19:10,042 --> 01:19:12,707
What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be celebrating?
1582
01:19:12,708 --> 01:19:17,167
Oh, I did enough of that last night.
I just came by to drop off some tools.
1583
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:19,500
Thanks.
1584
01:19:21,917 --> 01:19:22,792
Hey.
1585
01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:25,042
Hey! What's up?
1586
01:19:27,167 --> 01:19:28,582
[Arjun] I don't know what this is.
1587
01:19:28,583 --> 01:19:32,125
You're saying you wanna hang,
but then you're always pulling away.
1588
01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:34,417
And then you're all over Ronak.
1589
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:36,707
What are you talking about?
1590
01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:38,458
I saw the video, Maya.
1591
01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:40,542
What video?
1592
01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:44,292
The one of you and Ronak... dancing.
1593
01:19:44,792 --> 01:19:46,207
All over my socials.
1594
01:19:46,208 --> 01:19:48,457
But you're not on socials.
1595
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,916
I used my old iPhone
to live stream your competition.
1596
01:19:50,917 --> 01:19:54,499
Okay, listen. Everyone else was
also there. Ronak actually said sorry.
1597
01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:55,833
He shits on you all year.
1598
01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:58,582
Kicks you off the fricking team, and what?
1599
01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:00,500
One apology
and now you're his biggest fan?
1600
01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:02,457
- Great.
- Hey, Arjun.
1601
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:06,041
Okay, just listen.
Okay, look. Ronak means nothing to me.
1602
01:20:06,042 --> 01:20:08,249
Yeah, but his approval
means everything to you.
1603
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,791
You care so much
about what everybody else thinks,
1604
01:20:10,792 --> 01:20:12,874
except for the people
that actually care about you.
1605
01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:14,957
So, you know what?
Good luck with Best of the Best.
1606
01:20:14,958 --> 01:20:16,625
But I gotta get back to work.
1607
01:20:19,292 --> 01:20:21,292
[ringing tone]
1608
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:26,917
[Anjali] What's up? This is Jelly Cat!
Leave a message.
1609
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:30,333
Anj?
1610
01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:42,666
[Deepica] That's it.
1611
01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:44,457
[Dimple] That's it.
I need to see you turn.
1612
01:20:44,458 --> 01:20:47,666
Was this in the dorm room
that you guys shared before you put it on?
1613
01:20:47,667 --> 01:20:51,041
Honestly, you should take off
anything that touched her, that she wore.
1614
01:20:51,042 --> 01:20:53,957
Let's just cleanse the energy of Maya.
You know?
1615
01:20:53,958 --> 01:20:55,707
[Anjali] You want me
to take my clothes off?
1616
01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:57,958
Anj? You there?
1617
01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,042
[Dimple] What do you want, Maya?
1618
01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:03,041
- I just wanna talk to Anjali.
- [Dimple] She's not here.
1619
01:21:03,042 --> 01:21:05,666
- [Deepica] She doesn't wanna talk to you!
- [Dimple] Shut up, Deeps!
1620
01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:06,666
[Deepica] Sorry.
1621
01:21:06,667 --> 01:21:10,624
Please, Anj. Okay? I just wanna talk.
Okay? Just let me explain.
1622
01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:13,832
I don't need you to explain shit to me.
I can understand a video.
1623
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:15,666
Nothing happened between Ronak and me.
1624
01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:18,499
Oh, please!
That is so not what I'm mad about!
1625
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,207
Is it the interview? Anj, I'm sorry, okay?
1626
01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:24,541
She hit me with a weird question,
and I was just trying to defend you.
1627
01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:28,166
You basically said I'm an idiot
who can't dance to the entire world.
1628
01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:29,457
[Maya] That's not what I said.
1629
01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:31,374
God, you always do this!
1630
01:21:31,375 --> 01:21:34,542
You screw things up, and I'm the one
that gets left holding the bag!
1631
01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:37,999
Okay, so I'm the only one
who's making mistakes?
1632
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:41,708
You haven't left me hanging?
You haven't had my back all year!
1633
01:21:42,292 --> 01:21:43,332
[scoffs] All year?
1634
01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:46,332
Ever since you got lead,
you have ditched me for Ronak
1635
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,332
and Thing One and Thing Dumb over here.
1636
01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:49,624
- What the hell?
- Whoa!
1637
01:21:49,625 --> 01:21:52,291
Of course,
there's always someone else to blame!
1638
01:21:52,292 --> 01:21:54,374
You never, ever take accountability!
1639
01:21:54,375 --> 01:21:57,374
Enlighten me, Anj.
What have I not taken accountability for?
1640
01:21:57,375 --> 01:21:59,417
How about stealing lead from me?
1641
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,499
What are you talking about?
1642
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,707
Yeah, sure,
you accidentally forgot to do my quiz,
1643
01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:07,582
which coincidentally made you lead.
1644
01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:10,250
I mean, how stupid do you think I am?
1645
01:22:11,167 --> 01:22:12,957
I would never do that to you.
1646
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:14,542
That's what I thought.
1647
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:19,333
I thought
my best friend would always have my back.
1648
01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:22,332
Till I saw you all over Ronak.
1649
01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:24,457
Oh my God, I knew
you were still pissed about that!
1650
01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:25,541
I didn't love it!
1651
01:22:25,542 --> 01:22:28,207
I'm telling you we were all just dancing.
We were drunk.
1652
01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:30,832
We were celebrating, okay?
It meant nothing!
1653
01:22:30,833 --> 01:22:33,458
Obviously,
Ronak would never have done that sober!
1654
01:22:34,208 --> 01:22:35,457
[scoffs]
1655
01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:38,374
Right. Because how could someone like him
1656
01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:41,166
ever dance with someone like me
in the right state of mind?
1657
01:22:41,167 --> 01:22:44,999
Oh my God, that is so not what I said!
Don't turn this into a pity party
1658
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:48,207
to distract from the fact you just
can't handle that I won lead over you.
1659
01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:50,667
You were never supposed to be lead
in the first place!
1660
01:22:51,417 --> 01:22:54,750
- What are you talking about?
- Why don't you ask your best friends?
1661
01:22:56,083 --> 01:22:57,332
Maya, don't.
1662
01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:58,958
[Maya] I was never gonna tell you,
1663
01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:01,750
but I got more votes than you.
1664
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:05,667
But they made you lead
because you have more lead energy.
1665
01:23:06,250 --> 01:23:08,375
Wonder what they meant by that, huh?
1666
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:11,582
That's why you got lead.
1667
01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:14,416
That's why you get everything.
1668
01:23:14,417 --> 01:23:15,875
That's not true.
1669
01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:19,500
Is it?
1670
01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:25,749
[Maya] It is so exhausting
having to stand next to you.
1671
01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:29,083
You are so easy to like. I'm not.
1672
01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:33,708
I have to work so much harder
to get far less.
1673
01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:36,916
But the worst part is,
1674
01:23:36,917 --> 01:23:39,042
the part that really sucks,
1675
01:23:40,792 --> 01:23:45,333
is that my own... best friend
can't see that.
1676
01:23:46,542 --> 01:23:47,583
[sobs]
1677
01:23:48,417 --> 01:23:50,333
You were always telling me to let shit go.
1678
01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:52,833
Okay.
1679
01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:55,250
Fine.
1680
01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:57,999
You can have lead,
1681
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,208
because I... quit.
1682
01:24:00,708 --> 01:24:02,832
["Heard What You Said"
by Arima Ederra playing]
1683
01:24:02,833 --> 01:24:04,332
[Maya] That's our show, everyone.
1684
01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:06,750
Yeah? Have a great break.
1685
01:24:16,792 --> 01:24:19,666
♪ And I felt what you did ♪
1686
01:24:19,667 --> 01:24:22,291
♪ And I heard what you said ♪
1687
01:24:22,292 --> 01:24:24,916
♪ And I felt to my core ♪
1688
01:24:24,917 --> 01:24:30,667
♪ But I couldn't believe
The words I read ♪
1689
01:24:31,708 --> 01:24:35,625
♪ I read ♪
1690
01:24:36,250 --> 01:24:37,582
♪ Ooh ♪
1691
01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:40,332
♪ The force froze me in time ♪
1692
01:24:40,333 --> 01:24:42,999
♪ While you cling to the past ♪
1693
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,499
♪ And you missed how I've changed ♪
1694
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:47,582
♪ So you could never know ♪
1695
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:51,125
♪ Who I am ♪
1696
01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:56,582
♪ I am ♪
1697
01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:59,082
♪ Am ♪
1698
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:01,832
- ♪ Did I ever know you? ♪
- [phone buzzes]
1699
01:25:01,833 --> 01:25:04,207
♪ I can't be sure ♪
1700
01:25:04,208 --> 01:25:06,291
- ♪ We saw a different side ♪
- [Anjali sighs]
1701
01:25:06,292 --> 01:25:09,582
♪ What a difference time shows ♪
1702
01:25:09,583 --> 01:25:11,999
♪ Did I ever know you? ♪
1703
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,874
♪ I can't be sure ♪
1704
01:25:14,875 --> 01:25:17,582
♪ Somewhere between what was ♪
1705
01:25:17,583 --> 01:25:21,417
♪ And what will be ♪
1706
01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:32,333
[Rekha] Not sure they know how to play.
1707
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:39,291
- Get off! Aah!
- [Rekha] Don't you just love child labor?
1708
01:25:39,292 --> 01:25:42,624
[Shree laughs] Smile, Maya! Smile, kanna!
1709
01:25:42,625 --> 01:25:44,125
[Rekha laughs]
1710
01:25:44,958 --> 01:25:47,667
[Shree] Like Anjali, kanna.
Try to look like her.
1711
01:25:48,625 --> 01:25:50,625
[poignant music playing]
1712
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,541
- Oh, food's here!
- Oh!
1713
01:25:53,542 --> 01:25:54,832
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much!
1714
01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:57,457
[woman] You're such
a beautiful girl, Anjali.
1715
01:25:57,458 --> 01:26:00,375
Rekha, you have such a lovely little girl.
1716
01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:02,833
[Shree] What is this?
1717
01:26:03,333 --> 01:26:05,457
What? I like it. It's cool.
1718
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:08,000
[Shree] Tsk! My eye!
I just wanna take one good photo.
1719
01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:13,667
[upbeat hip-hop song playing]
1720
01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:22,833
[taps key]
1721
01:26:24,417 --> 01:26:25,749
[Shree] And there they are!
1722
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:28,541
- Mom, stop!
- [Shree] Oh gosh, you guys look amazing!
1723
01:26:28,542 --> 01:26:30,624
[Rekha] Everybody get in the car. Come on.
1724
01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:32,333
Why do I always have to play the man?
1725
01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:34,208
[sighs]
1726
01:26:39,167 --> 01:26:40,625
[crunching]
1727
01:26:42,417 --> 01:26:45,000
- [Maya sighs]
- Yo. Welcome back from break.
1728
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:48,000
You missed nacho night.
Do you want a nacho?
1729
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,750
- No.
- Okay. You sure?
1730
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,916
Chip to cheese ratio is... mwah! Michelin.
1731
01:26:54,917 --> 01:26:56,207
[loud crunching]
1732
01:26:56,208 --> 01:26:57,582
Oh, look at that.
1733
01:26:57,583 --> 01:27:00,582
If you're trying to get me to join back
on the team, it's not gonna happen--
1734
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:01,792
Why would I do that?
1735
01:27:02,583 --> 01:27:04,124
You chose to quit.
1736
01:27:04,125 --> 01:27:07,708
And I respect a woman's right to choose.
1737
01:27:10,417 --> 01:27:11,583
All right, look.
1738
01:27:12,083 --> 01:27:14,666
You guys are better off without me,
anyway. I'm a shit lead.
1739
01:27:14,667 --> 01:27:16,791
You're not a shit lead,
you're just a shit leader,
1740
01:27:16,792 --> 01:27:19,999
'cause you wanted lead for yourself
so you could show up some Internet trolls.
1741
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,041
No, no, no.
You don't know what it feels like
1742
01:27:22,042 --> 01:27:24,166
to never get the respect
that you know you deserve.
1743
01:27:24,167 --> 01:27:27,542
Dude. Be so for real.
This isn't about Anjali.
1744
01:27:30,917 --> 01:27:31,958
It's about this.
1745
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:38,624
- Ha-ha. A chip on my shoulder, really?
- [laughs] Yeah, it is. Okay?
1746
01:27:38,625 --> 01:27:40,624
It's big and delicious,
and it's the truth.
1747
01:27:40,625 --> 01:27:42,999
And you can't see it
sitting in front of your face.
1748
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,333
You won lead, remember?
1749
01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:47,541
We voted for you.
1750
01:27:47,542 --> 01:27:49,666
But you're so focused on being wronged
1751
01:27:49,667 --> 01:27:52,374
that you can't even see
what's going right.
1752
01:27:52,375 --> 01:27:56,958
We chose you because you have vision.
You have drive. You follow your gut.
1753
01:27:57,667 --> 01:28:00,958
You trust your instincts.
You have a total inability to shut up.
1754
01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:03,750
And we went, "Yeah, we want more of that."
1755
01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:07,249
And now you're choosing to bail on us.
1756
01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:09,250
[poignant music playing]
1757
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:45,082
[Deepica] From the top!
1758
01:28:45,083 --> 01:28:47,582
- One, two, three, four.
- [Sumi] What are we even doing?
1759
01:28:47,583 --> 01:28:49,666
- [Nirbhay] We won't win.
- [Deepica] Feel the romance.
1760
01:28:49,667 --> 01:28:52,249
- Okay! Where are you, Harry?
- Coming, bhai!
1761
01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:53,874
- [Vishal] Oh!
- [Ronak] Whoa!
1762
01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:56,166
- [all murmuring]
- [Harry] Sorry. Oh, I'm sorry, bhai.
1763
01:28:56,167 --> 01:28:58,374
What the hell is your problem, white boy?
1764
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:00,832
Hey! Do not come at him like that.
1765
01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:02,541
- [upbeat music playing]
- [Vishal sighs]
1766
01:29:02,542 --> 01:29:05,457
I'll say whatever I want to the white boy.
1767
01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:07,874
Yo, I have had it with this fool!
1768
01:29:07,875 --> 01:29:10,749
Call him white boy one more time,
see what happens.
1769
01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:13,332
Stand down, bro.
I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend!
1770
01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:15,624
- [Deepica] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Whoa! That's not cool.
1771
01:29:15,625 --> 01:29:16,624
Love is love.
1772
01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:20,416
Yeah. We accept all people,
you dumb immigrant.
1773
01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:22,291
- That's not either.
- No one is illegal.
1774
01:29:22,292 --> 01:29:23,457
Let's refocus.
1775
01:29:23,458 --> 01:29:25,542
What the hell is this gora
even doing on this team?
1776
01:29:26,292 --> 01:29:28,374
- He's not even Indian!
- [gasps] Oh!
1777
01:29:28,375 --> 01:29:31,666
Harry is the most Indian dude here.
Harry, don't listen to him.
1778
01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:33,916
Vishal's feeble mind cannot comprehend
1779
01:29:33,917 --> 01:29:36,249
that South Asian culture
is not a static artifact,
1780
01:29:36,250 --> 01:29:37,666
but a living palimpsest,
1781
01:29:37,667 --> 01:29:40,333
immune to the parochial gatekeeping
of fragile men.
1782
01:29:45,458 --> 01:29:47,374
- I don't know what she said.
- [Nirbhay scoffs]
1783
01:29:47,375 --> 01:29:51,374
She called you a dumbass, dumbass.
1784
01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:54,791
Says a loser who only made the team
on his fourth try.
1785
01:29:54,792 --> 01:29:58,124
- Put 'em up!
- [Ronak] Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1786
01:29:58,125 --> 01:30:00,332
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! No! No!
- Finally, it's happening.
1787
01:30:00,333 --> 01:30:02,166
[Harry] Violence is not the answer.
1788
01:30:02,167 --> 01:30:03,874
- Time to go night-night.
- [crackling]
1789
01:30:03,875 --> 01:30:05,624
What the hell is going on?
1790
01:30:05,625 --> 01:30:08,707
My God! Sumi!
Where did you get a taser from?
1791
01:30:08,708 --> 01:30:11,499
- I won it. Church raffle.
- What?
1792
01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:13,416
Uh... what are you all doing?
1793
01:30:13,417 --> 01:30:16,207
Okay, what are you doing here?
I thought you quit.
1794
01:30:16,208 --> 01:30:17,417
I came to apologize.
1795
01:30:21,375 --> 01:30:22,417
I've been a prick.
1796
01:30:23,333 --> 01:30:28,458
Definitely not the easiest to work with.
And I am really sorry for bailing on you.
1797
01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:33,083
That was a shitty,
shitty thing for me to do.
1798
01:30:34,083 --> 01:30:35,750
But I want back on the team.
1799
01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:39,042
If you guys will have me, of course.
1800
01:30:40,167 --> 01:30:41,625
[suspenseful music playing]
1801
01:30:46,917 --> 01:30:50,125
Okay. So, you got an idea
for a new routine?
1802
01:30:51,125 --> 01:30:55,083
What is the plan? What is the plan? Okay.
1803
01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:58,833
- Um, first, I just wanna say I...
- [door opens]
1804
01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:02,999
- [Deepica] Anjali! Come in!
- [Dimple] What are you doing here?
1805
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,291
- [Anjali] I got off probation.
- [Deepica] We missed you!
1806
01:31:05,292 --> 01:31:06,417
[Dimple] Thanks for coming.
1807
01:31:09,375 --> 01:31:10,958
[Maya] Uh, I just wanna say,
1808
01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:14,957
I totally understand
why we went all-in on nostalgia.
1809
01:31:14,958 --> 01:31:17,042
Bollywood runs on nostalgia.
1810
01:31:17,542 --> 01:31:20,917
And skin-whitening creams,
but... mostly nostalgia.
1811
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:27,833
And we copy the greats because it's safe.
And memories are incredibly powerful.
1812
01:31:28,625 --> 01:31:29,750
Even the ones
1813
01:31:30,542 --> 01:31:31,583
we wanna forget.
1814
01:31:32,167 --> 01:31:36,417
We have got to stop obsessing
over the things we have lost.
1815
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:39,833
We have to stop chasing
what was stolen from us.
1816
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:48,083
And start focusing on the things
that no one can take away from us.
1817
01:31:53,292 --> 01:31:56,208
Well, then I think
the only way we pull this off
1818
01:31:56,708 --> 01:31:58,999
is if you and Anjali are the leads.
1819
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,999
- [Maya] Oh. Um...
- That's not--
1820
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:04,957
- I don't know if logistically that--
- No. There's no time, okay?
1821
01:32:04,958 --> 01:32:07,666
You two are the only ones
who can pick up a routine that fast.
1822
01:32:07,667 --> 01:32:09,041
[poignant music playing]
1823
01:32:09,042 --> 01:32:10,583
[Ronak] So let's put it to a vote.
1824
01:32:11,625 --> 01:32:14,042
All those in favor of Maya and Anjali...
1825
01:32:23,208 --> 01:32:28,458
Hey, so just so you know, file I/O
and search engines will be on the final.
1826
01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:29,958
That's it.
1827
01:32:30,458 --> 01:32:31,875
Maya, Anjali, hang back.
1828
01:32:35,708 --> 01:32:39,042
So I heard you made, uh, championships.
Congrats.
1829
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,416
Look, I don't know what's goin' on
between you two
1830
01:32:44,417 --> 01:32:47,041
and, frankly,
I'm embarrassed that I even care.
1831
01:32:47,042 --> 01:32:48,916
But here's what I do know.
1832
01:32:48,917 --> 01:32:53,708
In 15 years, a grand total of no one
will be talking about the drama
1833
01:32:54,208 --> 01:32:55,791
of collegiate Bollywood dance.
1834
01:32:55,792 --> 01:32:58,582
Because when you have a mortgage
and back pain,
1835
01:32:58,583 --> 01:33:01,292
all you can remember is the good times.
1836
01:33:03,292 --> 01:33:04,917
I don't even remember our routine.
1837
01:33:05,625 --> 01:33:08,625
But every single one of those people
was at my wedding.
1838
01:33:09,542 --> 01:33:12,499
Except that guy.
That guy is in prison for wire fraud.
1839
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:14,542
Look, whatever it is, just fix it.
1840
01:33:15,125 --> 01:33:17,749
Otherwise, you're gonna miss out
on 15 years of memories,
1841
01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:20,417
and you're not even gonna remember
why you fought in the first place.
1842
01:33:25,042 --> 01:33:27,499
[upbeat Bollywood music playing]
1843
01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:29,708
- [announcer] Welcome to Best of the Best!
- [cheering]
1844
01:33:30,542 --> 01:33:35,083
Tonight, we crown the top
Bollywood dance team in the nation.
1845
01:33:49,167 --> 01:33:50,749
- Okay!
- [hits table]
1846
01:33:50,750 --> 01:33:53,166
Last looks on costumes! Thank you.
1847
01:33:53,167 --> 01:33:54,166
- Ronak.
- [Ronak] Yeah?
1848
01:33:54,167 --> 01:33:55,667
- Check props. Sumi.
- [Ronak] Okay.
1849
01:33:56,167 --> 01:34:00,291
Oh! You are HPV!
We just can't get rid of you.
1850
01:34:00,292 --> 01:34:02,874
I'm sure we're not your first STI.
1851
01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:04,124
[laughter]
1852
01:34:04,125 --> 01:34:07,666
Just remember, you're not here
'cause you deserve to be.
1853
01:34:07,667 --> 01:34:09,375
You're here 'cause you complained.
1854
01:34:09,958 --> 01:34:11,291
[man] UCLA on deck!
1855
01:34:11,292 --> 01:34:12,667
[Dimple] I'm gonna kill her.
1856
01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:15,707
- [Vishal] Let her go, killer bee.
- [woman] Makeup lying around...
1857
01:34:15,708 --> 01:34:16,875
Where's Maya?
1858
01:34:17,375 --> 01:34:19,292
[woman] I need my lip gloss.
Where's my lip gloss?
1859
01:34:31,542 --> 01:34:33,707
No, Mom, I promise you they're there.
1860
01:34:33,708 --> 01:34:35,791
[Shree] She's saying
there's nothing under my name.
1861
01:34:35,792 --> 01:34:38,125
Can you please check again? Hang on, Maya.
1862
01:34:38,667 --> 01:34:40,749
Hey. We're about to go on.
1863
01:34:40,750 --> 01:34:42,249
Yeah. One sec.
1864
01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:44,582
Is that Anjali? How is she doing?
1865
01:34:44,583 --> 01:34:45,541
Chill. She's fine.
1866
01:34:45,542 --> 01:34:47,874
Then why is she dropping out
of computer science?
1867
01:34:47,875 --> 01:34:51,041
Wait, wait. Okay, she found the passes!
We'll talk after the show.
1868
01:34:51,042 --> 01:34:52,875
Oh... okay, yeah. Bye.
1869
01:34:56,708 --> 01:34:58,749
[man] I just wanna say, you're doing good...
1870
01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:01,749
So, my mom said
you dropped out of comp sci?
1871
01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:03,167
Oh, yeah.
1872
01:35:03,958 --> 01:35:07,249
You know, actually learning the material
made me realize how much I...
1873
01:35:07,250 --> 01:35:08,416
How do I put this?
1874
01:35:08,417 --> 01:35:09,625
Hate it?
1875
01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:14,124
So, what's your new major?
1876
01:35:14,125 --> 01:35:15,750
Uh, undecided.
1877
01:35:16,667 --> 01:35:18,957
I've spent so much of my life
doing whatever you did,
1878
01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:22,333
I just... need some time to figure out
what I actually want, you know?
1879
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:25,083
Can't keep copying off you forever.
1880
01:35:27,667 --> 01:35:30,082
Anj, look, I am so sorry
1881
01:35:30,083 --> 01:35:32,416
for all the awful things
I said about you, okay?
1882
01:35:32,417 --> 01:35:34,125
- I--
- Maya, stop.
1883
01:35:35,042 --> 01:35:38,416
Okay? I'm not upset about what you said.
1884
01:35:38,417 --> 01:35:40,667
I'm upset about what you didn't say.
1885
01:35:41,583 --> 01:35:44,042
I mean,
how could you not tell me about lead?
1886
01:35:45,042 --> 01:35:46,832
What was I supposed to say, Anj?
1887
01:35:46,833 --> 01:35:50,791
You were so happy to be lead.
I could never take that from you.
1888
01:35:50,792 --> 01:35:53,583
But I can't be happy if you're not.
1889
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:58,125
And I hate that I didn't see it.
1890
01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:05,750
I've just spent my entire life
always being the weird one.
1891
01:36:06,333 --> 01:36:09,500
Or the difficult one.
And when they made you lead...
1892
01:36:10,417 --> 01:36:11,417
I don't know.
1893
01:36:11,542 --> 01:36:12,874
[warm, poignant music playing]
1894
01:36:12,875 --> 01:36:13,917
It felt normal.
1895
01:36:15,417 --> 01:36:17,207
But look. You didn't know that, okay?
1896
01:36:17,208 --> 01:36:18,542
But I should have.
1897
01:36:19,375 --> 01:36:20,375
I should have.
1898
01:36:21,542 --> 01:36:23,375
It was happening right in front of me.
1899
01:36:25,208 --> 01:36:27,791
- [announcer] Y'all ready for more show?
- [cheering and applause]
1900
01:36:27,792 --> 01:36:32,208
Next up, UCLA Agni!
1901
01:36:33,042 --> 01:36:34,667
[Maya breathes deeply]
1902
01:36:43,333 --> 01:36:44,500
So,
1903
01:36:45,833 --> 01:36:47,292
are we still best friends?
1904
01:36:48,583 --> 01:36:50,750
We were never best friends, Maya.
1905
01:36:52,125 --> 01:36:54,208
We've always been sisters.
1906
01:36:57,542 --> 01:36:58,542
[chuckles]
1907
01:37:03,458 --> 01:37:04,583
Uh...
1908
01:37:05,542 --> 01:37:06,708
Front row.
1909
01:37:07,250 --> 01:37:08,417
On the left.
1910
01:37:17,792 --> 01:37:19,583
I couldn't let her miss this.
1911
01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:30,250
[Dimple] For centuries, the Koh-i-Noor
diamond was our greatest treasure.
1912
01:37:31,083 --> 01:37:32,957
[Vishal] Until it was stolen.
1913
01:37:32,958 --> 01:37:34,749
[music starts]
1914
01:37:34,750 --> 01:37:38,208
[Deepica] But our wealth
was never theirs to take.
1915
01:37:39,833 --> 01:37:42,292
{\an8}[Nirbhay] Now it's time
to settle the score.
1916
01:37:43,042 --> 01:37:45,666
{\an8}[Sumi] And take back what's ours.
1917
01:37:45,667 --> 01:37:47,332
[Maya] To all museum security...
1918
01:37:47,333 --> 01:37:49,541
[Anjali] ...this is your only warning.
1919
01:37:49,542 --> 01:37:51,375
[Ronak] Stay out of our way.
1920
01:37:52,292 --> 01:37:56,332
[male voice] Museum security breach.
Museum security breach.
1921
01:37:56,333 --> 01:37:58,875
["One Fell Swoop (Vivaldi Remixed)
by Calvin Markus playing]
1922
01:38:05,917 --> 01:38:08,250
["Aamaasee"
by A. R. Rahman playing]
1923
01:38:21,458 --> 01:38:22,708
[stone scrapes]
1924
01:39:00,750 --> 01:39:02,750
[audience cheering]
1925
01:39:05,208 --> 01:39:07,375
[magical tinkling]
1926
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:09,458
[lasers buzzing]
1927
01:39:11,625 --> 01:39:13,917
[audience cheering]
1928
01:39:26,458 --> 01:39:28,541
- [music stops]
- [rumbling]
1929
01:39:28,542 --> 01:39:29,958
[applause and cheering]
1930
01:39:31,875 --> 01:39:34,917
[Maya] We're not here
to steal the diamond.
1931
01:39:36,125 --> 01:39:37,249
We don't need it.
1932
01:39:37,250 --> 01:39:39,041
We're enough without it.
1933
01:39:39,042 --> 01:39:41,457
["Wassup" by Powers Pleasant
feat. Jasiah & Tkay Maidza]
1934
01:39:41,458 --> 01:39:42,707
- ♪ Wassup? ♪
- ♪ Huh? ♪
1935
01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:45,166
- ♪ Wassup? Wassup? ♪
- ♪ Bitch, wassup? ♪
1936
01:39:45,167 --> 01:39:46,249
- ♪ Huh? ♪
- ♪ Wassup? ♪
1937
01:39:46,250 --> 01:39:47,499
- ♪ Wassup? ♪
- ♪ Wassup? ♪
1938
01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:48,999
- ♪ Huh? ♪
- ♪ Wassup? ♪
1939
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:50,208
♪ Wassup? ♪
1940
01:39:52,042 --> 01:39:53,583
[cheering]
1941
01:39:56,042 --> 01:39:57,833
["Aamaasee" resumes]
1942
01:39:59,750 --> 01:40:01,458
[music slows to a stop]
1943
01:40:02,583 --> 01:40:03,832
[Ronak] Oh, come on!
1944
01:40:03,833 --> 01:40:06,624
- [Nirbhay] What happened to the power?
- [man on PA] Please stay calm.
1945
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:08,791
- We'll check circuit breakers.
- [Deepica] Keep dancing?
1946
01:40:08,792 --> 01:40:11,000
- [Sumi] We're about to win.
- [Deepica] What do we do?
1947
01:40:11,583 --> 01:40:13,583
[DImple] There's no way
we did all this for nothing.
1948
01:40:15,667 --> 01:40:17,667
[breathing heavily]
1949
01:40:20,708 --> 01:40:22,125
[warm, poignant music playing]
1950
01:40:38,042 --> 01:40:39,750
[Anjali] We've always been sisters.
1951
01:40:42,792 --> 01:40:44,000
Maya, what are you doing?
1952
01:40:54,583 --> 01:40:56,833
I got you! Always.
1953
01:41:05,958 --> 01:41:07,167
[man] Wait.
1954
01:41:14,542 --> 01:41:16,542
[warm, emotional music playing softly]
1955
01:41:36,542 --> 01:41:39,292
["Kaliyaan" by Lost Stories
& Bawari Basanti playing]
1956
01:41:54,333 --> 01:41:56,500
[magical ringing]
1957
01:42:41,417 --> 01:42:43,291
[power whooshing]
1958
01:42:43,292 --> 01:42:44,249
[man] Power's back!
1959
01:42:44,250 --> 01:42:45,999
[Ronak] Five, six, seven, eight!
1960
01:42:46,000 --> 01:42:48,000
["Aamaasee" resumes]
1961
01:43:22,792 --> 01:43:24,666
[music stops]
1962
01:43:24,667 --> 01:43:26,667
[wild cheering and whistling]
1963
01:43:28,208 --> 01:43:29,708
Whoo!
1964
01:43:34,250 --> 01:43:37,791
[chanting] UCLA! UCLA!
1965
01:43:37,792 --> 01:43:42,541
- UCLA! UCLA!
- Yes! Yes!
1966
01:43:42,542 --> 01:43:44,875
- UCLA! UCLA!
- [cheering continues]
1967
01:43:46,833 --> 01:43:49,749
- [both] You never know.
- [Maya] No, I know. I know.
1968
01:43:49,750 --> 01:43:52,499
- [Anjali] I think you would.
- [Maya] I totally do. Oh yeah.
1969
01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:54,582
[warm, emotional music playing]
1970
01:43:54,583 --> 01:43:56,583
[audience cheering and applauding]
1971
01:43:58,542 --> 01:43:59,500
Hey.
1972
01:44:01,625 --> 01:44:03,832
That was incredible.
1973
01:44:03,833 --> 01:44:04,750
Thank you.
1974
01:44:05,875 --> 01:44:06,916
[door opens]
1975
01:44:06,917 --> 01:44:08,082
[cheering]
1976
01:44:08,083 --> 01:44:09,707
We won!
1977
01:44:09,708 --> 01:44:11,708
[all exclaiming and talking]
1978
01:44:14,750 --> 01:44:15,708
Ah.
1979
01:44:16,750 --> 01:44:18,208
There's a lot of people around.
1980
01:44:19,375 --> 01:44:21,125
Yeah. Let 'em watch.
1981
01:44:36,875 --> 01:44:38,082
I gotta go.
1982
01:44:38,083 --> 01:44:39,957
Hey. Where you goin'?
1983
01:44:39,958 --> 01:44:41,625
[Maya] Longtime tradition.
1984
01:44:48,375 --> 01:44:50,916
I got someone's favorite!
1985
01:44:50,917 --> 01:44:52,917
- Dope. Sour cream? Extra?
- Oh!
1986
01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:54,874
- Yeah!
- Come on!
1987
01:44:54,875 --> 01:44:56,541
- This is not amateur hour.
- [laughs]
1988
01:44:56,542 --> 01:44:59,332
I am so hungry, I could eat ten of these.
1989
01:44:59,333 --> 01:45:00,542
Here we go.
1990
01:45:01,583 --> 01:45:03,166
Come to Mama.
1991
01:45:03,167 --> 01:45:05,167
["Ghungroo" playing]
1992
01:48:49,125 --> 01:48:50,499
[song finishes]
1993
01:48:50,500 --> 01:48:52,500
[gentle music playing]