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[electricity buzzing]

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[alarm beeping]

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[Noa Kirel's
"Bad Little Thing"]

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- ♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ That's right ♪

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♪ Okay ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Let's go ♪

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♪ Don't buy me no ring ♪

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♪ See, I got my own ♪

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♪ Na, na, na,
na, na, na, na ♪

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♪ All the finer things,
dripping head to toe ♪

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♪ Na, na, na,
na, na, na, na ♪

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♪ They wanna be me
or wanna be mine ♪

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♪ Na, na, na,
na, na, na, na ♪

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♪ But I just brush 'em off
'cause I ain't got the time ♪

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♪ I'll let you hold me ♪

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♪ You don't control me ♪

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♪ You want it bad, bad, bad,
want it that bad, bad, bad ♪

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♪ Keeping you waiting,
special occasion ♪

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Are you mad, mad, mad, mad,
are you mad? ♪

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♪ You must not know
who you're dealing with ♪

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♪ All the boys' necks break
when they look at me ♪

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♪ 'Cause my shape too bomb,
call it TNT ♪

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♪ Yeah, I got it
from my mama, thank G-O-D ♪

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♪ I'm a bad little thing,
and I ain't sorry ♪

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♪ ♪

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- You like my--oh.

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Like my stuff?

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It's all bullshit.

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I don't care about them,

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but these are the gods
of my people,

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so either I worship them,
or I'm an outcast.

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These pictures, like the ones
on my social media,

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are there for one reason,
so people will envy me.

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Girls want to be my friend,
and guys just want me.

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I'm having so much fun, right?

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This might be
the only real thing in here,

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"The Handmaid's Tale,"

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a story
about a woman named Offred,

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trapped in an oppressive,
male-dominated society

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where she doesn't have
control of her fate.

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Unlike Offred,
I do have control of my fate.

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I'm getting out.

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- ♪ Thank G-O-D ♪

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♪ I'm a bad little thing,
and I ain't sorry ♪

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- My home, it's fine,
but when I finally leave it,

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it'll be for good.

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- Breakfast to go.

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Banana bread,
just like you like it.

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- Thanks, Mom.

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This is Janet, my mother,
who thinks bread is love.

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[timer dings]

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- Mmm.

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- Good morning, Dad.

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- If you say so.

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- My father, Marvin, holding
down at least three jobs,

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a white whale whose white
whale is a wooden monstrosity.

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Deck looks great, Dad.
- Closing in.

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It's gonna be done soon.
- No, it's not.

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It's a fantasy of his
that he'll finish

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and get what little downtime
he has relaxing on it.

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That day will never come.

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- Marvin, you're gonna
be late for work!

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- I know.

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- Did you hear me?
- I heard.

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I know.
- Oh, you heard.

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- These two people
screwed once and made me.

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Ew.

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I'm a senior.

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I worked all my life
to get here.

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Everything is in place.

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I just need to get
through this year,

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and then I'll get my golden
ticket to the Wonka Factory.

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Like Offred in
"The Handmaid's Tale,"

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I've never revealed
who I really am.

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To survive--

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all: Hello.

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- I hide within myself.

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- Tommy Daney texted
me last night.

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Can I get an Amen?
both: Amen.

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- Did you text him back?
- Of course not.

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He's in high school,
and I save my hand jibbers

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for real men.

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- Well, I wouldn't mind
a piece of that.

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Do you care
if I text him a pic?

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- Talia and Emma,

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the most popular girls
in school.

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- No.
[laughs]

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- They've got all the tea,
kept me from being associated

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with the less thans,
and in this hellhole,

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they're all
I have to work with.

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- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, God.

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- Hey, ladies.

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Thank you for your help.
- Sure.

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- Here is a flyer for my show.
- Did not ask.

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- A flyer is like a tweet
that ruins the environment.

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- Oh.

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- I'm gonna tweet that.

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- We have got to go and see
Mr. Calvin sing, right ladies?

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- Sure.

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- Promises, promises.

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And, Honor, I will see you
later in my office

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for some big news.

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- Did Mr. Calvin
just wink at you?

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- Yes, gross.

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But big news, bodes well.
Fingers crossed.

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- All the way crossed.
Selfie.

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- Mr. Calvin is
my guidance counselor

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and the key to the whole thing,
but let me lose these two

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and give you
a little background.

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See you guys later.

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- Love you.
- Mean it.

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- They do not mean it.

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[soft music]

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For me, high school
is about one thing,

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getting out of high school.

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Delete this first paragraph.
You don't need it.

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The student newspaper was cut
from the school budget

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like a million years ago,
so last year I volunteered

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to put a new one online.

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Editor-in-chief
of the school newspaper

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is a good thing
to have on my record.

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I'm also captain
of the volleyball team.

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It's not a big sport
at this school,

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but I'm not a born athlete,

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and so I'm lucky
it's a lousy team.

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Travis Biggins.

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In a different reality,
he'd be my boyfriend.

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[chuckles]

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[slow music]

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If I wanted him,
I could have him,

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but no time for love.

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[upbeat music]

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On top of volleyball
and the paper,

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I started a food bank for
the economically disadvantaged.

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I also started
a school karate club--hi-ya!

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While never letting
my grades suffer.

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Ms. Felson, I think
there's been a mistake.

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- I don't think so, Honor.

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Oh, you're right.
That's not yours.

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I'd lose my head
if it wasn't screwed on.

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[bell rings]

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- And she's one
of the better teachers.

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Now, you're thinking, "She'll
get into college no problem.

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This girl's got nothing
to worry about."

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[chuckles]

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Let me show you
why you know nothing.

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Ms. Felson,
we're not far from here,

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went to college--
Smith, I believe--

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graduated sometime
in the last century.

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♪ ♪

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Took on all the causes
at the buffet,

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from boycotting lettuce
to women's rights.

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She was going
to change the world.

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♪ ♪

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Came back here
to watch her future die.

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[music slows]

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- Go.

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- Coach Biggins.

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- You know what,
you guys are so slow.

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I was gonna call this team
the Old Ladies,

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but the old ladies be like,
"Hell, no, we ain't that slow."

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- Also a native,
went to Syracuse University

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on a lacrosse scholarship.

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- You gotta whip it like this.

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- [vocalizing]

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- For one man.

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- [vocalizing]

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- Wow.

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I can't believe
that's even the same guy.

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- Dah!

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What you waiting for,
a blowjob?

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Get going!

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- Now look at him.
Lives through his son, Travis.

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- Go.

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- So, class,
what have we learned?

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It's not just
about going to college,

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it's making sure I don't have
to come back after college.

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All my examples went
to good schools,

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so it has nothing to do
with getting a good education.

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It's about prestige, contacts,

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the place that's going
to open the most doors,

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where mediocre people get
outsized opportunities,

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and where the genius
who wrote this book

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fulfilled her potential,
where I'm gonna go.

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It's been a four-year plan,

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and it's coming
to a close today.

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[phone ringing]

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[soft guitar music]

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♪ ♪

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- I think the second draft
is terrific, Honor.

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It is--wow, it is so good.

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- It's all thanks--

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- ♪ D, I'm a-tuning
the D string ♪

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♪ D, D, D, D, D ♪

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- It's all thanks
to you, Mr. Calvin.

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I mean, without you,
I wouldn't have even known

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how important
my college essay was

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to getting into a good school.

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- No, stop it.

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You know, Honor,
if I had to use a metaphor,

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I would say that it's like
I taught the music class,

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but you played the song.

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- I love a good metaphor.

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- Well, that is just another
thing we have in common,

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and soon enough,
we're gonna be finishing

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each other's metaphors.

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- [chuckles]

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- Now, let's take a look
at your college list again.

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- I know.

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Why am I kissing
up to this guy?

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There's a clue.

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This is the place
I have to go,

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Harvard.

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The school's brand is success.

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Earned success,
unearned success,

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it doesn't matter.

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That's my one-way ticket
out of this hellhole.

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And a guarantee
to not end up like--

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well, like this guy.

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- Okay, so I'm looking
at your list here,

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and it seems like
you left one off.

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Are you not interested
in Harvard?

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- Oh, I would love to go there,

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but I didn't think
I had a chance of getting in.

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- You're not wrong.

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The acceptance rate
is about 5%.

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- 4.6%.
- 4.6%, yes.

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But I got a surprise
for you, Honor.

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Not many people know this,
but I have a connection there.

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- Really?

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- This gentleman right here,
Howie Kaplan,

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my best friend
from high school,

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is a very successful
Harvard alumni.

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Hedge fund guy.

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- Oh, wow, I had no idea.

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I knew this in ninth grade.

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- We remained very close
even though we didn't go

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to the same college.

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We even started
our own a cappella group,

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You've Got Scale.

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AOL was big back then.

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- What's AOL?

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- Oh, my God.

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Well, I could spin ya
some stories, Honor.

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Whew.

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- I would love to hear them.

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- Well, one time,
we went to Saint Louis

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for an a cappella competition,

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and Howie stole a phone
out of the hotel lobby.

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- No way.

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Wild times, Mr. Calvin.

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- We were a crazy bunch
back then.

256
00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:27,117
He did give the phone back,
but that doesn't matter.

257
00:10:28,325 --> 00:10:31,397
But because Howie
and I are so close,

258
00:10:31,466 --> 00:10:33,952
he likes to use
his influence to get

259
00:10:34,021 --> 00:10:37,333
my best and brightest
student a good look

260
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,095
with the admissions people.

261
00:10:39,164 --> 00:10:42,339
It's not a guarantee,
but it is a leg up.

262
00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:45,688
- As tenuous as it is,
this is my best bet.

263
00:10:45,757 --> 00:10:50,002
- That's why I got
some big news for you, Honor.

264
00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:51,452
- My goodness, you don't mean--

265
00:10:51,521 --> 00:10:54,144
- Oh, yes I do.

266
00:10:54,213 --> 00:10:55,974
- For a quarter of my life,

267
00:10:56,043 --> 00:10:58,355
I've been working my ass off
for this moment.

268
00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,945
- You are
in my top four choices.

269
00:11:02,014 --> 00:11:04,914
[tense music]

270
00:11:04,983 --> 00:11:07,019
♪ ♪

271
00:11:07,088 --> 00:11:09,642
- Wait, did you say top four?

272
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,369
- Yeah.

273
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:15,338
Are you okay?

274
00:11:15,407 --> 00:11:17,443
- Yes.

275
00:11:17,512 --> 00:11:18,859
Yes.

276
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,171
I'm just overwhelmed.

277
00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:24,071
I mean, to think
I'm in the top four,

278
00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:26,729
it's too much to hope for.

279
00:11:26,798 --> 00:11:30,802
- ♪ G, G ♪

280
00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:33,494
♪ I'm tuning my G string ♪

281
00:11:33,563 --> 00:11:36,117
- I've made
a serious miscalculation.

282
00:11:36,186 --> 00:11:38,154
This creep thinks
he's in love with me.

283
00:11:38,223 --> 00:11:40,397
I thought I was using that
to my advantage,

284
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,538
but fawning over him
wasn't enough.

285
00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:47,680
He wants me to offer him
another incentive.

286
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,441
I'm so thrilled, Mr. Calvin.

287
00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:51,270
Thank you so much
for considering me.

288
00:11:51,339 --> 00:11:52,789
- Oh, wait.
Where are you going?

289
00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:54,273
Don't you want to see
who you're up against?

290
00:11:54,342 --> 00:11:56,586
- Oh, my God, no, no, no.

291
00:11:56,655 --> 00:11:59,451
I don't want to get caught up
in some kind of competition

292
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:04,249
with my friends,
especially since...

293
00:12:04,318 --> 00:12:07,839
I know you'll pick
the right person.

294
00:12:07,908 --> 00:12:09,599
See ya.

295
00:12:09,668 --> 00:12:12,602
[upbeat music]

296
00:12:12,671 --> 00:12:17,124
♪ ♪

297
00:12:17,193 --> 00:12:18,781
I won't lie.

298
00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:20,955
That was a setback,
but I didn't want him

299
00:12:21,024 --> 00:12:23,613
to tell me who the competition
was for two reasons.

300
00:12:23,682 --> 00:12:25,339
One, I don't need him to.

301
00:12:25,408 --> 00:12:27,203
In this school
of underachieving losers,

302
00:12:27,272 --> 00:12:29,136
there's only three people
it could be.

303
00:12:29,205 --> 00:12:31,966
And two, when I leave them
on the side of the road,

304
00:12:32,035 --> 00:12:35,107
I don't want him to suspect
I had anything to do with it.

305
00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:37,765
I've worked too hard
and too long.

306
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:40,250
It's just another obstacle
to overcome.

307
00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:43,598
Life gives other people lemons,
they make lemonade.

308
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,532
Life gives me lemons,
I sell them for a dollar

309
00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:49,156
to some chump who doesn't
know I got them for free.

310
00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:50,985
- Well, I cannot
believe he's not

311
00:12:51,054 --> 00:12:52,262
just giving it to you, Honor.

312
00:12:52,331 --> 00:12:54,057
- Posting sad face.

313
00:12:54,126 --> 00:12:55,369
- I don't have time
for self-pity.

314
00:12:55,438 --> 00:12:58,234
- Yeah, Emma,
no time for self-pity.

315
00:12:58,303 --> 00:13:00,029
- This semester's grades
are the last ones

316
00:13:00,098 --> 00:13:01,685
to affect our grade point
for colleges,

317
00:13:01,754 --> 00:13:03,998
so I've got to get them
to tank all of their classes

318
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,517
between now and midterms.

319
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:07,657
- I thought you had the highest
grade point in our class.

320
00:13:07,726 --> 00:13:09,832
- No, no,
I'm either third or fourth.

321
00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:12,558
- Mm, yeah, that was my
thinking too, third or fourth.

322
00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:15,216
- Well, we know who one
of the top two is.

323
00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:18,219
[slow music]

324
00:13:18,288 --> 00:13:22,327
♪ ♪

325
00:13:22,396 --> 00:13:25,123
- [sighs]
He's perfect.

326
00:13:26,676 --> 00:13:28,712
Loser, I mean.

327
00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:30,680
Perfect loser.

328
00:13:30,749 --> 00:13:33,372
- She's right.
Travis is perfect.

329
00:13:33,441 --> 00:13:36,134
Captain of the lacrosse team,
beautiful girlfriend,

330
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:38,308
and maintains
a perfect grade point.

331
00:13:38,377 --> 00:13:41,656
He clearly doesn't
get distracted easily.

332
00:13:41,725 --> 00:13:44,832
Talia, how long have Christine
and Travis been together?

333
00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:46,109
- Since sophomore year.

334
00:13:46,178 --> 00:13:49,216
I remember because--
- I trust you.

335
00:13:49,285 --> 00:13:51,252
See if you can find out
what they're doing.

336
00:13:51,321 --> 00:13:54,255
Maybe he's not
getting what he wants.

337
00:13:54,324 --> 00:13:55,912
- But who do we ask?

338
00:13:55,981 --> 00:13:57,189
- Christine.

339
00:13:57,258 --> 00:13:58,708
If something's going on,

340
00:13:58,777 --> 00:14:00,054
she's the type
to brag about it.

341
00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:01,504
And if nothing's going on,

342
00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:03,816
she's the type
to brag about that.

343
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,370
- What about the other two?

344
00:14:05,439 --> 00:14:08,097
She has to be one, right?

345
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,822
- Kennedy Park.

346
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:13,378
The girl is in her own world,
wears costumes to school.

347
00:14:13,447 --> 00:14:15,449
Today she's dressed
as Marie Curie,

348
00:14:15,518 --> 00:14:17,002
the scientist
who discovered radium.

349
00:14:17,071 --> 00:14:18,452
I only know that
because she posts

350
00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:19,971
about it on Facebook.

351
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,352
What kid uses Facebook anymore?

352
00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:25,183
Look, she's got two likes
on the photo.

353
00:14:25,252 --> 00:14:27,944
One's her mother,
and one's her grandmother.

354
00:14:28,013 --> 00:14:30,740
Even our history teacher
didn't recognize it.

355
00:14:30,809 --> 00:14:34,468
But she's also,
unfortunately, brilliant.

356
00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:36,470
- What are we gonna do
about her?

357
00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:38,955
- Get her a boyfriend.
[both laugh]

358
00:14:39,024 --> 00:14:42,925
- First off, we'll sweep up
the cobwebs out of her cooter.

359
00:14:42,994 --> 00:14:45,030
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

360
00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:47,205
We'll focus.

361
00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:49,793
- Last and least...

362
00:14:49,862 --> 00:14:51,174
- My bad.

363
00:14:51,243 --> 00:14:53,901
- Michael Dipnicky,
top of the class,

364
00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:55,799
as nerd as nerd gets.

365
00:14:55,868 --> 00:15:00,459
No friends, no life,
and no lunch.

366
00:15:00,528 --> 00:15:03,462
That one will be easy.

367
00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:05,119
Find out about Christine.

368
00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:07,294
I'm going to try and get
Kennedy a date for the prom.

369
00:15:07,363 --> 00:15:10,021
[upbeat music]

370
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:11,850
She's totally into you.

371
00:15:11,919 --> 00:15:14,646
Probably wouldn't be hard
to talk her into anything.

372
00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:17,614
- Okay.
Talk her into staying away.

373
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,478
- I know it's hard to believe,

374
00:15:19,547 --> 00:15:21,515
but I've seen her
in the locker room.

375
00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:23,724
It's like buried treasure.
- It's not all about looks.

376
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:25,312
- I know.

377
00:15:25,381 --> 00:15:26,899
- And also,
I don't believe you.

378
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:30,662
- Well, look at it this way,
once you lose your virginity,

379
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:33,044
the second time,
you can trade up.

380
00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:35,494
- I'm not a virgin.

381
00:15:37,496 --> 00:15:39,015
- Oh well.

382
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,086
I can't fight upstream
against the limited range

383
00:15:41,155 --> 00:15:43,708
of aesthetic appreciation
in teenage boys.

384
00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:46,678
I'm sure later in life,
she'll find some man who thinks

385
00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,887
that "The Addams Family"
is the best he can do,

386
00:15:48,956 --> 00:15:51,821
but if he's at this school,
he's got a few more years

387
00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:54,755
of lonely jacking off
before he's ready.

388
00:15:54,824 --> 00:15:57,758
♪ ♪

389
00:15:57,827 --> 00:16:01,417
No, it won't be a boy
that distracts Kennedy.

390
00:16:03,419 --> 00:16:05,421
Hey, Kennedy.
How's it going?

391
00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:08,113
- It's private.
- I didn't ask you anything.

392
00:16:08,182 --> 00:16:11,944
- I'm telling you ahead
of time that this is private.

393
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,912
- [chuckles]

394
00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:16,052
Okay, I got
to put a pin in this

395
00:16:16,121 --> 00:16:18,054
and move on to the sure thing.

396
00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:21,402
Dipnicky, he's been easy
to read for four years.

397
00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:23,542
♪ ♪

398
00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:26,683
The signals animals
give one another.

399
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,065
Oh, he definitely
gave me signals.

400
00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:31,136
He doesn't want me
specifically.

401
00:16:31,205 --> 00:16:32,689
He wants any girl,

402
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,622
fantasizing
about some porn star

403
00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:36,900
showing up and teaching him
where to put it.

404
00:16:36,969 --> 00:16:39,593
It won't take much
to throw him off.

405
00:16:41,215 --> 00:16:42,803
Hey, Diesel.

406
00:16:42,872 --> 00:16:44,460
- Hey, Honor.

407
00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:47,463
Hey, do me the honor?

408
00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:49,292
Do me, Honor.

409
00:16:49,361 --> 00:16:51,501
- God, you're so clever.

410
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:56,368
Hey, would you mind switching
lab partners with me?

411
00:16:56,437 --> 00:16:57,783
- I get it.

412
00:16:57,852 --> 00:16:59,440
You want to be my lab
partner, all right.

413
00:16:59,509 --> 00:17:02,616
- No, no, I want
to switch lab partners.

414
00:17:02,685 --> 00:17:03,996
- It doesn't make any sense.

415
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,757
You're gonna be partners
with dipshit.

416
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,001
- I know.
I am doing it for Talia.

417
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:13,523
She is totally into you.

418
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,390
- All right.
Say less, Honor.

419
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,599
See you later, douchebag.

420
00:17:20,668 --> 00:17:23,912
I'ma go get some chemistry
for good, baby.

421
00:17:23,982 --> 00:17:28,296
♪ ♪

422
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:31,162
What's up, girl?

423
00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:38,341
♪ ♪a

424
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,209
- I hope you're okay with this.

425
00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:46,798
I've been having some trouble
in chemistry,

426
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,145
and Talia talks
through the whole class.

427
00:17:49,214 --> 00:17:51,872
- Yeah, um...

428
00:17:51,941 --> 00:17:54,081
if academic success
is your main focus,

429
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:58,361
then I would seem
to be a more viable option.

430
00:17:58,430 --> 00:18:00,639
- Okay.

431
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:03,021
Today, we're gonna be
talking about bonding.

432
00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:07,577
We're gonna form
chemical bonds using heat.

433
00:18:07,646 --> 00:18:09,579
- The signals.

434
00:18:09,648 --> 00:18:13,169
- Sheesh, boy,
is that my girl right there?

435
00:18:13,238 --> 00:18:14,481
Looking good today.

436
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:15,965
- Did you tell Diesel
that I liked him?

437
00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:18,243
'Cause he's been all over me.
- No, of course not.

438
00:18:18,312 --> 00:18:20,763
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

439
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:22,765
- What did you find out
from Christine?

440
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,905
- Oh, it was actually
kind of sweet.

441
00:18:24,974 --> 00:18:27,666
He said he wants
to save himself for marriage.

442
00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:30,773
- O-M-G,
that's so romantic.

443
00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:32,015
- I know!

444
00:18:32,084 --> 00:18:34,086
- Hmm, look at Travis.

445
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,503
Boobs right in his face.

446
00:18:36,572 --> 00:18:39,644
Those are great teenage boobs.

447
00:18:39,713 --> 00:18:43,130
And he's avoiding them.

448
00:18:43,199 --> 00:18:45,581
♪ ♪

449
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:48,963
Oh, my goodness.

450
00:18:49,032 --> 00:18:50,896
♪ ♪

451
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,864
You know
when you're doing a puzzle

452
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:54,831
and you're trying
to find just one piece

453
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,833
that fits, seems like forever,

454
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,835
and then, finally, you find it,
but then you're just looking

455
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,700
for the next piece,
and the process seems endless.

456
00:19:01,769 --> 00:19:06,360
And then suddenly,
you see the picture.

457
00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:08,673
I hate cliches,
but two birds are

458
00:19:08,742 --> 00:19:11,158
about to get their skulls
crushed with one stone.

459
00:19:11,227 --> 00:19:13,298
- Down!

460
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,645
- Articulation comes
from the tip of the tongue,

461
00:19:15,714 --> 00:19:16,612
the teeth, end of the lips.

462
00:19:16,681 --> 00:19:18,614
- [trilling]

463
00:19:18,683 --> 00:19:21,272
- ♪ Low ♪

464
00:19:21,341 --> 00:19:23,515
- Meow, meow, meow.

465
00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:26,587
- Meow.
- ♪ Meow ♪

466
00:19:26,656 --> 00:19:28,037
- [vocalizing]

467
00:19:28,106 --> 00:19:29,659
- Dead puppies,
dead puppies, dead puppies.

468
00:19:29,728 --> 00:19:30,798
- Dead puppies,
dead puppies, dead puppies.

469
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,317
- Dead puppies, dead puppies,

470
00:19:32,386 --> 00:19:34,664
dead puppies, dead puppies.

471
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:36,045
♪ ♪

472
00:19:36,114 --> 00:19:38,116
- The theater club,
a place people go

473
00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:40,636
when they don't feel welcome
anywhere else.

474
00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:42,224
Hey, Ms. Felson.

475
00:19:42,293 --> 00:19:44,295
- Honor,
what are you doing here?

476
00:19:44,364 --> 00:19:45,468
- I want to join.

477
00:19:45,537 --> 00:19:47,643
- Aw, senior year?
Little late.

478
00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:49,369
- You remember Gary.

479
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,818
He's the coyote, and this is

480
00:19:50,887 --> 00:19:52,855
his little barren patch
of desert.

481
00:19:52,924 --> 00:19:54,753
I really want
to work behind the scenes:

482
00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:56,410
Set design, lighting, whatever.

483
00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:57,722
- Oh, my God.

484
00:19:57,791 --> 00:19:59,137
Wait, it is so great
that you're joining.

485
00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:01,312
We could always use
behind-the-scenes people.

486
00:20:01,381 --> 00:20:02,796
- Sure.

487
00:20:02,865 --> 00:20:04,384
- I'm really happy you're here.

488
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,869
I've always thought
that we should be friends.

489
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,872
Oh, and on Saturdays,
some of us go bowling,

490
00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:12,357
but we don't invite everyone.

491
00:20:12,426 --> 00:20:14,842
- Got it.

492
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,500
Bowling with the theater kids,

493
00:20:17,569 --> 00:20:20,020
who the hell
even knows what that is?

494
00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:21,987
Hey, Kennedy.

495
00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:25,163
- Okay, attention, everyone.
Attention, please.

496
00:20:26,785 --> 00:20:28,718
The stage is yours.

497
00:20:28,787 --> 00:20:31,997
- All right now, although
I'm the faculty advisor,

498
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:34,690
you know I don't like
to throw my weight around.

499
00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:37,106
The two choices
are "Spring Awakening"

500
00:20:37,175 --> 00:20:38,418
and Kennedy's play.

501
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,971
- Okay, thank you, Ms. Felson.
Great nurturing.

502
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,697
Great nurturing.

503
00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:45,390
Okay, so everyone,
show of hands.

504
00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:48,635
"Spring Awakening."

505
00:20:48,704 --> 00:20:52,535
Okay, yeah, I think
that is a majority.

506
00:20:52,604 --> 00:20:56,436
Oh, Kennedy, I'm really sorry.
Maybe next year.

507
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,541
Oh, that's right,
you're graduating.

508
00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:00,371
Maybe college.

509
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,856
Okay, so sign-ups for auditions
will be posted tomorrow,

510
00:21:02,925 --> 00:21:05,445
but everybody
who is already in the club

511
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,654
gets priority casting.

512
00:21:07,723 --> 00:21:10,208
All right, let's go, everyone.
Curtain's up in three weeks.

513
00:21:10,277 --> 00:21:12,693
That is not much time.

514
00:21:21,909 --> 00:21:23,739
- Hey, Kennedy,
for what it's worth,

515
00:21:23,808 --> 00:21:25,361
I thought your play
was amazing.

516
00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:27,018
- You didn't read it.

517
00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:30,573
- Of course I did.
You posted about it online.

518
00:21:30,642 --> 00:21:32,023
- Right.

519
00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:35,682
If you read it,
what's it about?

520
00:21:41,722 --> 00:21:44,484
- The play is
about Queen Mary I of England,

521
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,209
how she got
the nickname Bloody Mary

522
00:21:46,278 --> 00:21:47,625
by executing Protestants,

523
00:21:47,694 --> 00:21:49,489
and how she
was forced to choose

524
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,974
between love and power.

525
00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:57,807
♪ ♪

526
00:21:57,876 --> 00:22:01,328
- You did read it.

527
00:22:01,397 --> 00:22:04,469
- I did read it.

528
00:22:04,538 --> 00:22:08,197
- You're the only person who's
ever read one of my plays.

529
00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:10,406
- Haven't your parents
read them?

530
00:22:10,475 --> 00:22:12,546
- No.

531
00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:14,445
- Okay, that's sad.

532
00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:16,895
Well, I think
we should get the theater club

533
00:22:16,964 --> 00:22:18,621
to put your play on.

534
00:22:18,690 --> 00:22:21,486
- Yeah, right.
Good luck with that.

535
00:22:21,555 --> 00:22:23,350
- I make my own luck,

536
00:22:23,419 --> 00:22:27,181
and that is
a great Edith Cavell costume.

537
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,356
Wartime nurse,
executed for spying.

538
00:22:29,425 --> 00:22:31,116
You posted it on Facebook.

539
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:36,398
♪ ♪

540
00:22:36,467 --> 00:22:39,953
Poor girl,
so ignored and so used to it.

541
00:22:40,022 --> 00:22:41,748
I suppose
I should be sympathetic,

542
00:22:41,817 --> 00:22:43,750
but as I always say,

543
00:22:43,819 --> 00:22:47,512
you can't spell sympathetic
without pathetic.

544
00:22:47,581 --> 00:22:50,204
- I won't interfere, Honor.

545
00:22:50,273 --> 00:22:52,344
It's a student-run club.

546
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,036
Don't you like
"Spring Awakening"?

547
00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:55,520
- I love it.

548
00:22:55,589 --> 00:22:59,041
It's just that I loved
Kennedy's play that much more.

549
00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:00,560
Did you read it?

550
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,906
- Of course.

551
00:23:01,975 --> 00:23:03,632
- Wasn't it wonderful?

552
00:23:03,701 --> 00:23:06,358
She's got such a unique voice,
and I just thought,

553
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,464
if we did her play,
it would have been a great way

554
00:23:08,533 --> 00:23:10,811
to show Kennedy
that she's appreciated,

555
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,158
even though she's not popular.

556
00:23:14,608 --> 00:23:18,301
You know, girls who don't
have a lot of friends,

557
00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:23,272
who the boys ignore
must be so painfully lonely.

558
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,621
Women like us, we can't
even know what that's like.

559
00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:31,280
- No, no.

560
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,664
- I think you might be
feeding it too much.

561
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:37,182
- Oh, my goodness.

562
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,322
Oh, honey, oh.

563
00:23:39,391 --> 00:23:42,118
- Miss Felson says we have
to do Kennedy's play now.

564
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:44,604
- What?
- What the hell?

565
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,260
- What happened?

566
00:23:46,329 --> 00:23:48,573
- Okay, we can all bitch--
we can bitch later, all right?

567
00:23:48,642 --> 00:23:51,438
But we need to hold auditions,
and we're already behind.

568
00:23:51,507 --> 00:23:54,061
- May I?
- Yes, Honor?

569
00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:57,720
- Well, we could save some time
if we offered the role

570
00:23:57,789 --> 00:24:00,033
of the Duke to Travis Biggins.

571
00:24:00,102 --> 00:24:02,311
- What?
- Oh, the romantic lead.

572
00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:03,795
Why don't we just flush
the whole production

573
00:24:03,864 --> 00:24:05,314
down the toilet?

574
00:24:05,383 --> 00:24:07,212
- That guy gets cheered every
time he walks on a field.

575
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,697
Why do we need
to give him more attention?

576
00:24:08,766 --> 00:24:11,423
- Well, 'cause we'd be getting
ourselves more attention.

577
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:13,495
I mean, the girls love him.

578
00:24:13,564 --> 00:24:15,013
He's friends with everybody.

579
00:24:15,082 --> 00:24:16,670
Captain of the lacrosse team
might bring in

580
00:24:16,739 --> 00:24:18,189
a whole new audience.

581
00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:20,398
- You mean assholes?
- I don't judge people.

582
00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:21,848
- This is ridiculous.

583
00:24:21,917 --> 00:24:23,332
He's never done theater,
and we're gonna

584
00:24:23,401 --> 00:24:24,678
give him the lead?

585
00:24:24,747 --> 00:24:26,646
- Come on, Gary.
We can't just ignore our craft.

586
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,923
- Oh, get off it, Todd.

587
00:24:27,992 --> 00:24:29,476
You've been in three plays
your entire life,

588
00:24:29,545 --> 00:24:30,684
two of them as Captain Hook.

589
00:24:30,753 --> 00:24:32,928
- You're not actually
considering this.

590
00:24:32,997 --> 00:24:36,379
- Well, we want
as big an audience

591
00:24:36,448 --> 00:24:37,622
as possible, don't we?

592
00:24:37,691 --> 00:24:39,175
- Yeah.

593
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:40,970
- And wouldn't it
be nice to do a play

594
00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:45,009
for people besides the arts
kids and our parents?

595
00:24:45,078 --> 00:24:47,632
- I had a feeling Gary
might be open to this.

596
00:24:47,701 --> 00:24:49,254
If I'm right about Travis,

597
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,740
Gary's probably known him
longer than I have.

598
00:24:51,809 --> 00:24:53,362
These are all pieces
of the puzzle.

599
00:24:53,431 --> 00:24:55,260
You'll begin to see
the full picture shortly.

600
00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:57,159
- Kennedy, what do you think?

601
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,508
- Me?

602
00:25:01,577 --> 00:25:03,061
- Poor girl.

603
00:25:03,130 --> 00:25:05,132
With no warning at all,
for the first time in her life,

604
00:25:05,201 --> 00:25:06,582
someone asked her opinion.

605
00:25:06,651 --> 00:25:08,998
- What do you think
about Travis playing the Duke?

606
00:25:09,067 --> 00:25:11,863
- Uh, I don't know.

607
00:25:11,932 --> 00:25:13,693
♪ ♪

608
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,074
Who's Travis?
- Okay, Honor?

609
00:25:16,143 --> 00:25:18,076
Honor, you're probably
the only person in this room

610
00:25:18,145 --> 00:25:20,458
who's ever spoken to him.

611
00:25:20,527 --> 00:25:22,667
Will you ask him?

612
00:25:22,736 --> 00:25:25,567
- In, out.

613
00:25:25,636 --> 00:25:28,742
In, out, in.

614
00:25:28,811 --> 00:25:30,157
- I don't know, guys.

615
00:25:30,226 --> 00:25:32,228
I've never really done
any acting before, so--

616
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:34,955
- Oh, don't worry.
I'll help you.

617
00:25:35,024 --> 00:25:38,614
♪ ♪

618
00:25:38,683 --> 00:25:40,512
- This is very delicate.

619
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,169
I need Travis in this play,

620
00:25:42,238 --> 00:25:44,551
but Gary has something
that I don't have,

621
00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:45,966
a penis.

622
00:25:46,035 --> 00:25:48,831
- Travis, say good night
to your boyfriend

623
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:50,626
and come get on all fours.

624
00:25:50,695 --> 00:25:52,317
- I gotta go, guys.

625
00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:55,320
- First cast meeting
is tomorrow!

626
00:25:56,736 --> 00:25:59,014
- Line it up.
Let's go.

627
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,050
- I've always wondered,
do you think Travis is--

628
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,743
- Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.

629
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,468
- Let's go.
- Gay.

630
00:26:05,537 --> 00:26:11,095
♪ ♪

631
00:26:11,164 --> 00:26:14,167
- Now, at this stage
of the experiment,

632
00:26:14,236 --> 00:26:16,963
it's really important
to pay attention to the heat.

633
00:26:17,032 --> 00:26:18,999
Keep your eye on it.

634
00:26:19,068 --> 00:26:21,830
- Like a Weeping Angel.

635
00:26:21,899 --> 00:26:24,004
- What?

636
00:26:24,073 --> 00:26:25,730
- Oh, nothing.

637
00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:29,078
Weeping Angels are these aliens
in "Doctor Who."

638
00:26:29,147 --> 00:26:30,839
If you look away from them,
they'll kill you.

639
00:26:30,908 --> 00:26:32,185
- Yeah, I know.

640
00:26:32,254 --> 00:26:34,014
I just can't believe
you watch "Doctor Who."

641
00:26:35,222 --> 00:26:37,535
- I'm sorry.
Don't make fun of me.

642
00:26:37,604 --> 00:26:40,780
- No, no, no, I'm a fan.

643
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,368
I don't make fun of people.

644
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,132
- Who's your favorite doctor?

645
00:26:48,201 --> 00:26:49,858
Mine's...
both: Matt Smith.

646
00:26:49,927 --> 00:26:52,964
[both laugh]

647
00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:55,933
[soft music]

648
00:26:56,002 --> 00:27:02,802
♪ ♪

649
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,390
- Oh--ah!
Michael, I'm sorry.

650
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:07,151
- I'm so sorry.
- That's my fault.

651
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:09,671
- No, that was mine.
That was mine.

652
00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:11,362
- We have a quiz tomorrow.

653
00:27:11,431 --> 00:27:14,296
This little encounter plus
what I have planned for tonight

654
00:27:14,365 --> 00:27:17,471
is the first wave
of my campaign.

655
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:20,405
You see, the day Michael
became my lab partner,

656
00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:23,029
he requested to follow me on,
like, everything.

657
00:27:23,098 --> 00:27:24,893
I didn't jump
to welcome him in,

658
00:27:24,962 --> 00:27:27,758
but I know he's just waiting to
see all the hot pics I've got.

659
00:27:27,827 --> 00:27:28,966
That's not ego.

660
00:27:29,035 --> 00:27:31,037
That's just a statement
of fact.

661
00:27:31,106 --> 00:27:35,248
Now, I tap this button,

662
00:27:35,317 --> 00:27:38,458
and I picture
Michael sitting alone

663
00:27:38,527 --> 00:27:40,771
in his nerd cave
at his computer,

664
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,464
studying for the midterm,
when he gets a notification.

665
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:50,194
♪ ♪

666
00:27:50,263 --> 00:27:51,782
And instead of studying,

667
00:27:51,851 --> 00:27:55,233
he spends the evening
tugging his slug.

668
00:27:55,302 --> 00:27:57,270
Any girl who doesn't think
that's what goes on

669
00:27:57,339 --> 00:28:00,238
when a guy hits her up online
is kidding herself.

670
00:28:00,307 --> 00:28:03,345
- Beth, my favorite student.
You coming to my next show?

671
00:28:03,414 --> 00:28:04,967
They don't card, okay?
- No.

672
00:28:05,036 --> 00:28:06,831
All right.
Guys, come on.

673
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:08,591
I'm gonna call your mom
and tell her you do drugs.

674
00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:11,940
Hey, no take backs!
No take backs!

675
00:28:12,009 --> 00:28:15,529
You want to hear some sick-ass
acoustic rock or what--no.

676
00:28:15,598 --> 00:28:17,428
'Sup, player,
you gonna come see my Dua Lipa,

677
00:28:17,497 --> 00:28:19,257
Ted Nugent mash-up, or what?

678
00:28:19,326 --> 00:28:20,914
No?
Honor.

679
00:28:20,983 --> 00:28:23,192
- Hi.
- Hey, hi.

680
00:28:23,261 --> 00:28:26,092
Whoa, ah, ah, ah.

681
00:28:26,161 --> 00:28:28,232
Classic us.

682
00:28:28,301 --> 00:28:29,889
You missed my big gig
last week.

683
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,857
- Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Calvin.
I've had a lot of work.

684
00:28:32,926 --> 00:28:35,342
- Well, you are in luck

685
00:28:35,411 --> 00:28:36,758
because I got
another one coming up.

686
00:28:36,827 --> 00:28:39,312
Bam, Sunday night.
Be there.

687
00:28:39,381 --> 00:28:41,970
- Ooh, I don't know.

688
00:28:42,039 --> 00:28:43,247
- What?

689
00:28:43,316 --> 00:28:44,524
Well, you don't wanna--

690
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,837
you don't wanna
disappoint me, do you?

691
00:28:46,906 --> 00:28:51,220
♪ ♪

692
00:28:51,289 --> 00:28:52,670
I'm just kidding.

693
00:28:52,739 --> 00:28:55,190
You couldn't disappoint me,
unless you disappoint me.

694
00:28:55,259 --> 00:28:58,193
- [laughs]
Um...

695
00:28:58,262 --> 00:28:59,677
I'll be there.
- Yes!

696
00:28:59,746 --> 00:29:04,647
And I will get you backstage
after the show.

697
00:29:04,716 --> 00:29:06,822
- God, I'm gonna keep paying
for the fact

698
00:29:06,891 --> 00:29:09,963
I thought he was harmless.

699
00:29:10,032 --> 00:29:11,447
- Happy?

700
00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:13,760
- This looks like
a kid's Cinderella costume.

701
00:29:13,829 --> 00:29:15,106
- Sleeping Beauty.

702
00:29:15,175 --> 00:29:16,280
Some kid wore them
for Halloween,

703
00:29:16,349 --> 00:29:17,729
and their parents donated them.

704
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:20,077
- These aren't the least bit
historically accurate.

705
00:29:20,146 --> 00:29:21,595
They're also awful.

706
00:29:21,664 --> 00:29:23,356
- Well, it's not like
anyone's giving us

707
00:29:23,425 --> 00:29:24,944
any money to buy
or even rent new ones,

708
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,152
so we're stuck with these.

709
00:29:26,221 --> 00:29:27,774
- It's too bad.

710
00:29:27,843 --> 00:29:29,880
They do such a disservice to
the authenticity of the play.

711
00:29:29,949 --> 00:29:31,847
- We're not using these.

712
00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:33,711
They'll ruin everything.

713
00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:35,195
- What choice do we have?

714
00:29:35,264 --> 00:29:37,611
- Yeah, I mean, it's not like
we can make new ones.

715
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,337
♪ ♪

716
00:29:39,406 --> 00:29:42,168
- I can.
- Hm?

717
00:29:42,237 --> 00:29:45,412
- I can make historically
accurate costumes.

718
00:29:45,481 --> 00:29:47,690
I do it all the time.

719
00:29:47,759 --> 00:29:49,244
- Well, yeah,
but not for a whole play

720
00:29:49,313 --> 00:29:51,073
that's in like three weeks.

721
00:29:51,142 --> 00:29:52,350
What about your schoolwork?

722
00:29:52,419 --> 00:29:53,904
- This is more important.

723
00:29:53,973 --> 00:29:55,733
- Starting to see the puzzle?

724
00:29:55,802 --> 00:29:57,286
- Okay, yes,
this is fine with me,

725
00:29:57,355 --> 00:29:58,840
but we need to get going
with auditions,

726
00:29:58,909 --> 00:30:00,945
and I think we're gonna need
to find another Duke, okay?

727
00:30:01,014 --> 00:30:03,637
- Nah, I don't think so.

728
00:30:03,706 --> 00:30:06,778
[slow music]

729
00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,401
♪ ♪

730
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:11,404
- Hey, guys.
What's up?

731
00:30:11,473 --> 00:30:13,647
- Well, what are
you waiting for?

732
00:30:13,716 --> 00:30:15,063
Get your beautiful butt
in here.

733
00:30:15,132 --> 00:30:18,342
We got work to do.

734
00:30:18,411 --> 00:30:20,551
All right, everyone,
gather round.

735
00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:22,346
- I don't know
if any of you have

736
00:30:22,415 --> 00:30:24,175
ever baked bread from scratch.

737
00:30:24,244 --> 00:30:26,143
I used to do it
with my mom all the time.

738
00:30:26,212 --> 00:30:28,110
You have the recipe.

739
00:30:28,179 --> 00:30:29,629
You measure out
the ingredients,

740
00:30:29,698 --> 00:30:31,113
follow the instructions.

741
00:30:31,182 --> 00:30:33,184
Still, if it's the first time
you're making that bread,

742
00:30:33,253 --> 00:30:35,083
you have no idea
if it's gonna be delicious,

743
00:30:35,152 --> 00:30:37,016
let alone edible.

744
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:41,123
Well, I think this bread
is going to be outstanding.

745
00:30:41,192 --> 00:30:43,574
Huh.

746
00:30:43,643 --> 00:30:46,059
♪ ♪

747
00:30:46,128 --> 00:30:48,959
[bell rings]

748
00:30:49,028 --> 00:30:51,513
- It's obviously not a
completely accurate recreation

749
00:30:51,582 --> 00:30:53,411
of Mary's coronation gown,
but it's as close

750
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,655
an approximation
as I could make.

751
00:30:55,724 --> 00:30:58,969
- It's amazing, Kennedy.

752
00:30:59,038 --> 00:31:02,455
But, um, you look exhausted.

753
00:31:02,524 --> 00:31:04,940
- This is how I always look.

754
00:31:05,009 --> 00:31:08,323
- All right, everybody.
I need your essay assignments.

755
00:31:08,392 --> 00:31:10,773
Please, pass them forward.

756
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,502
- That was due today?
- Yeah.

757
00:31:15,571 --> 00:31:17,711
Maybe you could
turn it in late.

758
00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:19,472
- Do people do that?

759
00:31:21,025 --> 00:31:23,131
- Yeah.

760
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,098
♪ ♪

761
00:31:25,167 --> 00:31:27,273
- Here you go.
- Thanks.

762
00:31:27,342 --> 00:31:32,554
♪ ♪

763
00:31:32,623 --> 00:31:34,383
- What did you get
for number six?

764
00:31:34,452 --> 00:31:38,215
- Hmm, that's the last quiz
before the midterm.

765
00:31:38,284 --> 00:31:41,252
So going back
to the bread metaphor,

766
00:31:41,321 --> 00:31:45,532
I think this dough needs
a little more yeast.

767
00:31:45,601 --> 00:31:49,088
Hey, Michael, I was wondering,
what are you doing tonight?

768
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,744
♪ ♪

769
00:31:50,813 --> 00:31:52,470
- Studying.

770
00:31:52,539 --> 00:31:55,163
- I know it's a big pain
in the ass,

771
00:31:55,232 --> 00:31:58,235
but would you be willing
to study with me?

772
00:31:58,304 --> 00:31:59,788
I've been having some trouble

773
00:31:59,857 --> 00:32:03,688
with the laws
governing chemical bonds.

774
00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,139
- Yeah, sure.
That sounds--sure.

775
00:32:06,208 --> 00:32:08,590
♪ ♪

776
00:32:10,247 --> 00:32:13,698
- You're probably wondering,
"How far is she willing to go?"

777
00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:18,324
The answer is not far
because I won't have to.

778
00:32:18,393 --> 00:32:19,877
[doorbell rings]

779
00:32:30,681 --> 00:32:32,648
- Is Honor here?

780
00:32:39,379 --> 00:32:41,726
- Hi, Michael.

781
00:32:43,590 --> 00:32:46,524
Okay, thanks, Dad.
Come in.

782
00:32:49,286 --> 00:32:50,977
- It's nice to meet you, sir.

783
00:32:51,046 --> 00:32:52,806
I like Burger Land a lot.

784
00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:08,615
- So covalent bonds
are transferred electrons.

785
00:33:08,684 --> 00:33:11,515
- No, actually,
um, they're shared.

786
00:33:11,584 --> 00:33:14,518
- Right.
- Ionic are transferred.

787
00:33:14,587 --> 00:33:17,072
- Right, right.

788
00:33:17,141 --> 00:33:19,178
Yeah, for some reason, I just--

789
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:22,422
I can't keep that straight.

790
00:33:22,491 --> 00:33:29,602
♪ ♪

791
00:33:34,193 --> 00:33:37,092
Oh, this pen is out.

792
00:33:37,161 --> 00:33:44,272
♪ ♪

793
00:33:46,550 --> 00:33:49,277
Ugh, this one's no good.

794
00:33:49,346 --> 00:33:56,387
♪ ♪

795
00:34:13,197 --> 00:34:17,374
- You know,
you might break the tip off.

796
00:34:17,443 --> 00:34:20,204
- Oh, just one more.

797
00:34:20,273 --> 00:34:21,894
♪ ♪

798
00:34:21,963 --> 00:34:23,896
- [laughs]

799
00:34:23,965 --> 00:34:30,903
♪ ♪

800
00:34:35,184 --> 00:34:37,980
- So how'd you do
on that quiz yesterday?

801
00:34:39,603 --> 00:34:41,811
- I did okay.

802
00:34:41,881 --> 00:34:45,056
- I just squeaked
through myself.

803
00:34:49,059 --> 00:34:51,097
What?

804
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:54,514
- Well...

805
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:57,586
do you really need help
with chemistry?

806
00:34:57,655 --> 00:34:59,174
- What do you mean?

807
00:34:59,243 --> 00:35:01,383
- I just feel like you're
pretending not to know stuff

808
00:35:01,452 --> 00:35:04,559
that you already know.

809
00:35:06,526 --> 00:35:08,597
- I'm not.

810
00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:11,393
I really do need help.

811
00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:15,017
- I saw an A
on your quiz paper today.

812
00:35:18,089 --> 00:35:21,645
- Look, I'm sorry
I wasn't open with you.

813
00:35:21,714 --> 00:35:24,958
I just--I think
you're really smart,

814
00:35:25,027 --> 00:35:29,377
and sometimes, I feel kind
of stupid around you.

815
00:35:29,446 --> 00:35:31,310
Most people do.

816
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,104
- I don't think
people feel stupid around me.

817
00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:34,830
I think people are just stupid
on their own.

818
00:35:36,315 --> 00:35:38,386
- [laughs]

819
00:35:38,455 --> 00:35:40,698
Asshole.

820
00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:42,838
- You know you're smart.

821
00:35:48,568 --> 00:35:51,640
This is a great book.

822
00:35:51,709 --> 00:35:53,815
- Really?
You've read it?

823
00:35:53,884 --> 00:35:55,299
- Yeah.

824
00:35:55,368 --> 00:35:56,645
You know,
I guess a part of it

825
00:35:56,714 --> 00:36:00,477
just feels kind of relatable.

826
00:36:00,546 --> 00:36:02,962
Feeling trapped
by your own society.

827
00:36:03,031 --> 00:36:05,689
Kind of wishing
for that better life.

828
00:36:05,758 --> 00:36:08,416
God, if I can just get
through this year.

829
00:36:08,485 --> 00:36:11,453
[soft music]

830
00:36:11,522 --> 00:36:14,215
♪ ♪

831
00:36:14,284 --> 00:36:16,734
- Knock, knock.

832
00:36:16,803 --> 00:36:20,393
Here's some hot chocolate
and pecan zucchini bread

833
00:36:20,462 --> 00:36:23,154
for you workaholics.

834
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:25,122
- Thanks, Mom.
- Thanks, Mrs. Rose.

835
00:36:25,191 --> 00:36:27,573
- So...

836
00:36:27,642 --> 00:36:28,953
- Michael.

837
00:36:29,022 --> 00:36:30,576
- Michael,
tell me about yourself.

838
00:36:30,645 --> 00:36:31,749
What do your parents do?

839
00:36:31,818 --> 00:36:33,061
- Mom, we're studying.

840
00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:34,649
- Well, he has
a minute to talk.

841
00:36:34,718 --> 00:36:37,307
Maybe I know his mother.
- I don't think you do.

842
00:36:37,376 --> 00:36:39,516
Sorry, this is delicious.

843
00:36:39,585 --> 00:36:41,518
- We'll study
at your house next time.

844
00:36:41,587 --> 00:36:43,209
- No.

845
00:36:43,278 --> 00:36:47,558
I mean, we're not going to get
snacks like that at my house.

846
00:36:47,627 --> 00:36:50,527
- See, Honor?
It's not so bad here.

847
00:36:50,596 --> 00:36:53,150
So, Michael--
- Mom.

848
00:36:53,219 --> 00:36:54,496
We have to get back to work.

849
00:36:54,565 --> 00:36:56,187
- All right, all right.

850
00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:59,018
Well, enjoy your snack.

851
00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:03,609
- Your mom seems nice.
- She's terrible.

852
00:37:03,678 --> 00:37:05,300
- [laughs]

853
00:37:05,369 --> 00:37:07,578
- [chuckles]

854
00:37:07,647 --> 00:37:09,753
- All right, give it to me.
- Oh.

855
00:37:09,822 --> 00:37:12,273
- Come on.
- All right, it's right here?

856
00:37:12,342 --> 00:37:13,895
- Follow him home?

857
00:37:13,964 --> 00:37:17,381
- Yes, I need you
to find out where he lives.

858
00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:20,350
I have the feeling he was
trying to hide something.

859
00:37:20,419 --> 00:37:23,594
And I can't do it
because I have play rehearsal.

860
00:37:23,663 --> 00:37:24,940
- No, you don't have
to explain.

861
00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:27,080
Whatever you need,
I'm here for you.

862
00:37:27,149 --> 00:37:28,634
- See you guys later.
Love you.

863
00:37:28,703 --> 00:37:29,669
both: Mean it.

864
00:37:29,738 --> 00:37:32,776
- Here you go.

865
00:37:32,845 --> 00:37:35,503
- Hey, boys, catch that?

866
00:37:35,572 --> 00:37:38,022
- Nice.

867
00:37:38,091 --> 00:37:41,267
- Wow, this is
really nice, Kennedy.

868
00:37:41,336 --> 00:37:43,442
- I couldn't find the right
upholstery for the throne,

869
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:46,237
but the hydraulic lift
will be a showstopper, so...

870
00:37:46,307 --> 00:37:49,068
- Hydraulic?
- I'll show you later.

871
00:37:50,552 --> 00:37:53,175
- I can't believe you have
the time for all this.

872
00:37:53,244 --> 00:37:54,763
- I don't.

873
00:37:54,832 --> 00:37:56,524
If I fail English,
it's all because of you.

874
00:37:56,593 --> 00:37:59,320
- Well, I'm not sure
that that's my responsibility.

875
00:37:59,389 --> 00:38:01,632
- It was a joke.

876
00:38:01,701 --> 00:38:04,325
- Yeah, I know.
- I'm super funny.

877
00:38:05,878 --> 00:38:08,984
- Okay, breathe with me.

878
00:38:11,677 --> 00:38:14,749
Now, let's try this again.

879
00:38:14,818 --> 00:38:16,716
[upbeat music]

880
00:38:16,785 --> 00:38:19,340
- I'm the rightful ruler
of England.

881
00:38:19,409 --> 00:38:20,996
I'm not going to walk away

882
00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:22,688
from what this throne
will give me.

883
00:38:22,757 --> 00:38:25,069
- But, Mary, I love you.

884
00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:28,556
- Now, take her in your arms.

885
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:32,283
♪ ♪

886
00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:35,494
- Do you love
the throne more than me?

887
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,704
- Men don't have to choose
between love and power.

888
00:38:38,773 --> 00:38:41,051
Why must a woman?
- No, no, no, Grace, come on.

889
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,535
Throw yourself
into his embrace, okay?

890
00:38:42,604 --> 00:38:43,847
You love this guy, okay?

891
00:38:43,916 --> 00:38:45,435
You'd let him do anything
to you, even butt stuff.

892
00:38:45,504 --> 00:38:47,264
Come on.

893
00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,128
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga.

894
00:38:49,197 --> 00:38:51,130
♪ ♪

895
00:38:51,199 --> 00:38:54,789
- Men don't have to choose
between love and power.

896
00:38:54,858 --> 00:38:56,411
Why must a woman?
- Oh, my God, no, come on.

897
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:01,347
Get out of my way.
Okay, now, watch this.

898
00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:07,180
♪ ♪

899
00:39:07,249 --> 00:39:10,598
Men don't have to choose
between love and power.

900
00:39:10,667 --> 00:39:12,876
Why must a woman?

901
00:39:12,945 --> 00:39:15,188
♪ ♪

902
00:39:15,257 --> 00:39:17,743
- Sometimes,
life gives you lemons,

903
00:39:17,812 --> 00:39:20,297
and sometimes life
just hands you a lemonade

904
00:39:20,366 --> 00:39:22,195
with a really cute umbrella
sticking out of it

905
00:39:22,264 --> 00:39:25,336
and a mini biscotti
on the side, no charge.

906
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:28,650
♪ ♪

907
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:29,927
- What is this?

908
00:39:29,996 --> 00:39:31,722
The stupid fucking
asshole show?

909
00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:33,552
- Oh, shit.
- Are you okay?

910
00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:35,450
- Yeah, I'm fine.

911
00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:38,142
It's just my ego and my coccyx.

912
00:39:38,211 --> 00:39:39,868
- Did you just say
you broke your cock?

913
00:39:39,937 --> 00:39:42,112
- No, it's coccyx.

914
00:39:42,181 --> 00:39:44,114
It's the bottom
of your backbone.

915
00:39:44,183 --> 00:39:47,358
- All right, then,
Romeo, you got practice.

916
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:50,016
- Sorry, dad.
I got to go, man, sorry.

917
00:39:53,675 --> 00:39:56,678
- Coccyx.

918
00:39:56,747 --> 00:39:59,612
- Mind your business, slut.

919
00:39:59,681 --> 00:40:01,821
♪ ♪

920
00:40:01,890 --> 00:40:04,445
- Ew, this place
is so cringey.

921
00:40:04,514 --> 00:40:06,343
- Yeah, I can't believe
he lives here.

922
00:40:06,412 --> 00:40:08,241
- If we're kidnapped
or murdered,

923
00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:11,659
they'll know where we were last
based on that cell tower.

924
00:40:11,728 --> 00:40:14,075
It was
on a "True Crime" podcast.

925
00:40:14,144 --> 00:40:15,801
- Come on, hopefully,
he lives on this street,

926
00:40:15,870 --> 00:40:18,182
and we can go home and--

927
00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:19,874
♪ ♪

928
00:40:19,943 --> 00:40:22,463
Where'd he go?

929
00:40:22,532 --> 00:40:25,224
- I don't know.

930
00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:30,298
- ♪ I'll stop time for you ♪

931
00:40:30,367 --> 00:40:35,406
♪ The second you'd say
you'd like me to ♪

932
00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:37,236
♪ ♪

933
00:40:37,305 --> 00:40:40,032
♪ I just want to give you the
loving that you're missing ♪

934
00:40:40,101 --> 00:40:42,586
♪ Baby, just
to wake up with you ♪

935
00:40:42,655 --> 00:40:43,967
♪ Would be everything I need ♪

936
00:40:44,036 --> 00:40:45,865
♪ And this could
be so different ♪

937
00:40:45,934 --> 00:40:48,143
♪ Tell me what you want to do ♪

938
00:40:48,212 --> 00:40:51,457
♪ 'Cause I know I can
treat you better ♪

939
00:40:51,526 --> 00:40:57,049
♪ Better, better,
better than he can ♪

940
00:40:59,879 --> 00:41:02,123
Thank you so much.

941
00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:06,161
And a special shout-out
to one special girl.

942
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:08,405
This one's also
for you, blondie.

943
00:41:08,474 --> 00:41:10,303
- [sighs]

944
00:41:10,372 --> 00:41:14,860
- Hey, how about
I buy you a drink?

945
00:41:14,929 --> 00:41:16,447
- No, thanks.

946
00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:18,035
- Sure?

947
00:41:18,104 --> 00:41:20,348
Nothing I can get you?

948
00:41:20,417 --> 00:41:22,350
♪ ♪

949
00:41:22,419 --> 00:41:26,285
- Well, actually,
you do have something I want.

950
00:41:26,354 --> 00:41:27,873
- What's that?

951
00:41:27,942 --> 00:41:30,013
- Those roofies you were
going to put in the drink

952
00:41:30,082 --> 00:41:31,739
you were going to buy me.

953
00:41:31,808 --> 00:41:33,741
- I wasn't going--

954
00:41:33,810 --> 00:41:35,466
- Ah-ah-ah, and them over.

955
00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:37,434
I'm underage,
so you want to do what I say,

956
00:41:37,503 --> 00:41:39,678
and then get the hell away
from me as fast as you can.

957
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:43,613
- ♪ Stole my heart and soul ♪

958
00:41:43,682 --> 00:41:45,822
- Rohypnol, roofies.

959
00:41:45,891 --> 00:41:47,409
Serious stuff.

960
00:41:47,478 --> 00:41:49,895
I had no proof
he was gonna drug me.

961
00:41:49,964 --> 00:41:51,724
I was just taking
my father's advice,

962
00:41:51,793 --> 00:41:53,795
which he gives me
at every opportunity.

963
00:41:53,864 --> 00:41:56,487
[as father] Never take
a drink from a strange guy.

964
00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:58,144
Guys are assholes.

965
00:41:58,213 --> 00:41:59,905
They're worse than assholes.

966
00:41:59,974 --> 00:42:01,907
They are
the stank on assholes,

967
00:42:01,976 --> 00:42:03,667
even the nice ones.

968
00:42:03,736 --> 00:42:09,362
- ♪ That's why you're mine ♪

969
00:42:09,431 --> 00:42:16,369
♪ ♪

970
00:42:17,336 --> 00:42:19,338
Thanks for the beer, Honor.

971
00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:21,582
How'd you get the bartender
to give you one anyways?

972
00:42:21,651 --> 00:42:23,584
- Oh, I said it was for you.

973
00:42:23,653 --> 00:42:26,000
- Well, you are so grown-up

974
00:42:26,069 --> 00:42:28,036
they'd probably give it
to you anyways.

975
00:42:28,105 --> 00:42:29,969
They probably thought
we were a couple, you know?

976
00:42:30,038 --> 00:42:31,626
Because we look like
we're the same age.

977
00:42:31,695 --> 00:42:33,628
- You are so much more mature.

978
00:42:33,697 --> 00:42:35,906
- Yeah, but I have
to be a tight-ass at work,

979
00:42:35,975 --> 00:42:37,321
you know what I mean?

980
00:42:37,390 --> 00:42:39,979
I come here,
and I get on that stage,

981
00:42:40,048 --> 00:42:42,499
and I cannot control
my younger self.

982
00:42:42,568 --> 00:42:44,156
He just wants to burst out.

983
00:42:44,225 --> 00:42:46,434
He just wants to rock on,
you know?

984
00:42:46,503 --> 00:42:49,126
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was wild.

985
00:42:49,195 --> 00:42:51,853
- It was crazy though, right?

986
00:42:51,922 --> 00:42:57,479
I enjoy making music
for you, Honor.

987
00:42:57,548 --> 00:43:00,517
[tense music]

988
00:43:00,586 --> 00:43:04,590
♪ ♪

989
00:43:04,659 --> 00:43:07,662
I am gonna give you
a ride home, little lady.

990
00:43:07,731 --> 00:43:09,043
Oh!

991
00:43:09,112 --> 00:43:12,425
- Oh, Mr. Calvin, are you okay?

992
00:43:12,494 --> 00:43:19,432
♪ ♪

993
00:43:21,124 --> 00:43:24,127
I didn't like doing that.
Stuff's scary.

994
00:43:24,196 --> 00:43:27,233
But I couldn't risk
el creep-o making a move.

995
00:43:27,302 --> 00:43:30,098
He seemed fine,
just really drowsy.

996
00:43:30,167 --> 00:43:35,690
♪ ♪

997
00:43:35,759 --> 00:43:38,451
I put him somewhere safe.

998
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,971
- [snoring]

999
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,215
[kids laughing]

1000
00:43:43,284 --> 00:43:46,943
[hazard lights clicking]

1001
00:43:47,012 --> 00:43:48,634
- Is he dead?

1002
00:43:48,703 --> 00:43:51,016
- If he was dead,
he wouldn't be snoring.

1003
00:43:54,019 --> 00:43:55,606
- Hi, we're live,

1004
00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:58,713
and we're helping
the economically disadvantaged

1005
00:43:58,782 --> 00:44:01,543
and it makes me feel so good.

1006
00:44:01,612 --> 00:44:05,030
We love the economically
disadvantaged.

1007
00:44:05,099 --> 00:44:07,826
- So you didn't find out
where Dipnicky lives.

1008
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,793
- Somewhere on the other side
of the factory.

1009
00:44:09,862 --> 00:44:11,726
- Yeah, it was so gross.

1010
00:44:11,795 --> 00:44:13,694
- Em, you're still live.

1011
00:44:13,763 --> 00:44:15,419
- Damn it.

1012
00:44:15,488 --> 00:44:17,663
- That tells me
a little something.

1013
00:44:17,732 --> 00:44:20,286
Maybe why he doesn't want
to study at his house.

1014
00:44:20,355 --> 00:44:22,323
Although,
a struggling family in the city

1015
00:44:22,392 --> 00:44:25,188
isn't exactly uncommon.

1016
00:44:25,257 --> 00:44:27,638
I need you guys
to do something for me.

1017
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:30,124
It's much more important.
- Anything.

1018
00:44:30,193 --> 00:44:31,642
- Anything.

1019
00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:34,749
[upbeat music]

1020
00:44:34,818 --> 00:44:41,583
♪ ♪

1021
00:44:45,173 --> 00:44:47,762
- Yo, let's get a sandy, huh?
- I'm in.

1022
00:44:47,831 --> 00:44:52,456
♪ ♪

1023
00:44:52,525 --> 00:44:54,804
- You guys have
such great boyfriends.

1024
00:44:54,873 --> 00:44:57,185
I'm so jealous.
- Diesel's not my boyfriend.

1025
00:44:57,254 --> 00:44:59,187
♪ ♪

1026
00:44:59,256 --> 00:45:02,535
I mean, in comparison
to Travis and Christine,

1027
00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:03,916
I mean,
there's just no comparison.

1028
00:45:03,985 --> 00:45:05,987
- Yeah, they're meant to be.

1029
00:45:06,056 --> 00:45:08,541
- Well, I just know
that he loves me.

1030
00:45:08,610 --> 00:45:11,648
- Wow, I'm so glad
you're so confident.

1031
00:45:11,717 --> 00:45:13,477
If Diesel was making out
with other girls on stage,

1032
00:45:13,546 --> 00:45:14,962
I wouldn't know how to take it.

1033
00:45:15,031 --> 00:45:16,515
- Yeah, if Diesel was making
out in front of everybody,

1034
00:45:16,584 --> 00:45:18,413
it would be so humiliating
to Talia.

1035
00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:20,070
- But he isn't.
- But it would be.

1036
00:45:20,139 --> 00:45:22,486
- Wait.

1037
00:45:22,555 --> 00:45:25,006
Travis is, uh,
making out in the play?

1038
00:45:25,075 --> 00:45:27,146
Who with?
- Grace.

1039
00:45:27,215 --> 00:45:28,769
She's playing the queen.

1040
00:45:28,838 --> 00:45:30,460
- Yeah, she's cute,

1041
00:45:30,529 --> 00:45:31,910
but she's not
as beautiful as you.

1042
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,774
- Yeah, and Travis wouldn't go
for someone that slutty.

1043
00:45:33,843 --> 00:45:35,568
- Bestie selfie!

1044
00:45:35,637 --> 00:45:42,541
♪ ♪

1045
00:45:43,749 --> 00:45:45,544
- My girlfriend wants me
to quit the play.

1046
00:45:45,613 --> 00:45:47,132
- What?

1047
00:45:47,201 --> 00:45:49,893
- As I said, Talia and Emma
are not completely useless.

1048
00:45:49,962 --> 00:45:51,239
- What's her problem?

1049
00:45:51,308 --> 00:45:52,551
- She doesn't want me
making out with Grace.

1050
00:45:52,620 --> 00:45:54,484
- Well, then
we'll just recast her.

1051
00:45:54,553 --> 00:45:56,279
Kennedy, text Grace she's out.

1052
00:45:56,348 --> 00:45:58,350
- I don't have her number.

1053
00:45:58,419 --> 00:46:00,593
I don't have anyone's number.

1054
00:46:00,662 --> 00:46:02,457
- Who the hell can we get this
late who can learn the part?

1055
00:46:02,526 --> 00:46:03,631
- Well, it doesn't matter.

1056
00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:04,805
I mean,
she's gonna have a problem

1057
00:46:04,874 --> 00:46:06,254
with me kissing any girl.

1058
00:46:06,323 --> 00:46:09,050
- Well, what are
we going to do?

1059
00:46:09,119 --> 00:46:10,534
- Well, I'm not giving up.

1060
00:46:10,603 --> 00:46:11,846
I'll be honest
with you, Travis,

1061
00:46:11,915 --> 00:46:14,400
I really didn't think
you were gonna work out,

1062
00:46:14,469 --> 00:46:16,402
but you're really good
in this part.

1063
00:46:16,471 --> 00:46:18,888
- Thanks,
but it's just as well.

1064
00:46:18,957 --> 00:46:20,648
I mean, I have a couple
big midterms coming up,

1065
00:46:20,717 --> 00:46:22,374
and between practice
and the play,

1066
00:46:22,443 --> 00:46:23,858
my grades have
already taken a hit.

1067
00:46:23,927 --> 00:46:26,965
- I have to time
this just right.

1068
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,552
We have to pack it in.

1069
00:46:28,621 --> 00:46:30,727
I mean, we can't recast anyway.

1070
00:46:30,796 --> 00:46:32,142
The only one who knows
the part well enough

1071
00:46:32,211 --> 00:46:34,351
is you, Gary.

1072
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:36,906
- That's a great idea.

1073
00:46:36,975 --> 00:46:39,356
Gary should play Mary.

1074
00:46:39,425 --> 00:46:42,221
It would be an homage
to the Elizabethan tradition

1075
00:46:42,290 --> 00:46:43,636
of men portraying women.

1076
00:46:43,705 --> 00:46:45,949
- Oh, my God,
check out the unexpected assist

1077
00:46:46,018 --> 00:46:47,675
from Kennedy.

1078
00:46:47,744 --> 00:46:49,090
They grow up so fast.

1079
00:46:49,159 --> 00:46:51,403
- Wait, but wouldn't people--

1080
00:46:51,472 --> 00:46:53,888
no offense,
but I feel like this is

1081
00:46:53,957 --> 00:46:55,614
not usually like what they do.

1082
00:46:55,683 --> 00:46:58,548
- Well, it might be a little
controversial around here,

1083
00:46:58,617 --> 00:47:00,619
and that'll get people
to show up.

1084
00:47:00,688 --> 00:47:03,484
- I won't do it if you're
not comfortable with it.

1085
00:47:03,553 --> 00:47:05,831
- Well, I mean,
it kind of fixes my problem.

1086
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:07,177
I mean,
Christine's not gonna think

1087
00:47:07,246 --> 00:47:09,248
I'm cheating with you, right?

1088
00:47:09,317 --> 00:47:11,112
- Right.
- Right.

1089
00:47:11,181 --> 00:47:12,389
- Right.

1090
00:47:12,458 --> 00:47:13,839
[whistle blows]

1091
00:47:13,908 --> 00:47:15,979
- Song club's over, Travis!
You've got practice!

1092
00:47:16,048 --> 00:47:17,843
- Sorry, Dad, I'm coming.

1093
00:47:17,912 --> 00:47:19,569
- Come on now!

1094
00:47:19,638 --> 00:47:21,191
Hup, two,
come on, let's go!

1095
00:47:21,260 --> 00:47:22,503
Let's go.

1096
00:47:22,572 --> 00:47:24,539
- Okay, who's down for bowling?

1097
00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:26,956
- Sounds fun, but I can't.

1098
00:47:27,025 --> 00:47:28,889
- Kennedy, what about you?

1099
00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:31,477
- I--I--

1100
00:47:31,546 --> 00:47:33,790
I don't know how to bowl.

1101
00:47:33,859 --> 00:47:37,483
- I'll teach you.
It'll be glorious.

1102
00:47:37,552 --> 00:47:39,934
- Okay.

1103
00:47:40,003 --> 00:47:42,557
Fine, but I'm not wearing
those gross bowling shoes.

1104
00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:43,904
- Okay, come on,
we're all wearing

1105
00:47:43,973 --> 00:47:45,181
the gross bowling shoes.

1106
00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:47,045
- A social dividend
for Kennedy.

1107
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:49,116
She deserves it.

1108
00:47:49,185 --> 00:47:51,981
Oh, hey, Mr. Calvin.

1109
00:47:52,050 --> 00:47:54,328
Great show last night.

1110
00:47:54,397 --> 00:47:58,677
- Uh, you came
to my show, right?

1111
00:47:58,746 --> 00:48:00,990
- Yeah, yeah,
it was so much fun.

1112
00:48:01,059 --> 00:48:03,993
And thanks for driving me home.
- Oh, good.

1113
00:48:04,062 --> 00:48:06,650
Okay, I got you home?
- Of course you did.

1114
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,790
Looks like you
had a wild night.

1115
00:48:08,859 --> 00:48:11,483
Stole some phones from some
lobbies and gave them back?

1116
00:48:11,552 --> 00:48:13,761
- [chuckles]
Yeah, wild.

1117
00:48:13,830 --> 00:48:17,661
♪ ♪

1118
00:48:17,730 --> 00:48:20,906
- Wow, that stuff
really screws you up,

1119
00:48:20,975 --> 00:48:23,081
but back to priorities.

1120
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:27,878
♪ ♪

1121
00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:30,019
[cell phone buzzes]

1122
00:48:30,088 --> 00:48:33,746
♪ ♪

1123
00:48:33,815 --> 00:48:35,714
[phone dings]

1124
00:48:35,783 --> 00:48:38,061
♪ ♪

1125
00:48:38,130 --> 00:48:40,408
- All right, let's do this.

1126
00:48:40,477 --> 00:48:47,622
♪ ♪

1127
00:48:55,389 --> 00:48:57,080
I have to admit,
it's hard for me

1128
00:48:57,149 --> 00:48:59,945
to accept I haven't been enough
to distract him.

1129
00:49:00,014 --> 00:49:02,948
I really need
to get the upper hand.

1130
00:49:03,017 --> 00:49:09,920
♪ ♪

1131
00:49:12,751 --> 00:49:14,270
- Hi, guys.

1132
00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:17,790
It looks nice.

1133
00:49:17,859 --> 00:49:19,827
- How was school?

1134
00:49:19,896 --> 00:49:22,312
- Good.

1135
00:49:22,381 --> 00:49:24,107
- How did you do on your test?

1136
00:49:24,176 --> 00:49:25,764
- I did okay.
- Yeah?

1137
00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:27,179
I got a treat for you.
- Yeah?

1138
00:49:27,248 --> 00:49:28,594
- It'll be great.
- Uh-oh.

1139
00:49:28,663 --> 00:49:30,286
- Oh, yeah, chocolate cake.
I know you love it.

1140
00:49:30,355 --> 00:49:31,977
- Yeah, yeah.

1141
00:49:32,046 --> 00:49:34,945
[tense music]

1142
00:49:35,015 --> 00:49:39,467
♪ ♪

1143
00:49:39,536 --> 00:49:41,676
- Good day on the grill, Dad?

1144
00:49:41,745 --> 00:49:43,506
- Today was deliveries.
- Oh.

1145
00:49:43,575 --> 00:49:46,474
- Hey, is that nerd coming
to study with you again?

1146
00:49:46,543 --> 00:49:50,064
- He's not a nerd.
- All right, all right.

1147
00:49:50,133 --> 00:49:52,135
I don't care.

1148
00:49:52,204 --> 00:49:59,315
♪ ♪

1149
00:50:09,566 --> 00:50:12,155
- I'm not obsessed
with him or anything,

1150
00:50:12,224 --> 00:50:14,019
just trying to figure him out.

1151
00:50:14,088 --> 00:50:17,712
- Honor, Michael's here!
- Okay, thanks!

1152
00:50:19,335 --> 00:50:22,786
[footsteps approaching]

1153
00:50:25,582 --> 00:50:28,689
- Hi.
- Hi.

1154
00:50:31,623 --> 00:50:34,212
- What?
- Nothing.

1155
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:39,079
- All right, well,
midterm is only in a few days.

1156
00:50:39,148 --> 00:50:41,702
We should probably get to work.

1157
00:50:41,771 --> 00:50:45,361
- Uh, right.
Yeah, of course.

1158
00:50:45,430 --> 00:50:48,467
Let's get to work.

1159
00:50:52,230 --> 00:50:54,059
- Something's wrong.

1160
00:50:54,128 --> 00:50:56,234
- Nothing's wrong.

1161
00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:57,821
- Are you sure?

1162
00:50:57,890 --> 00:50:59,789
- Yes.

1163
00:50:59,858 --> 00:51:01,894
Yeah.

1164
00:51:15,529 --> 00:51:17,427
- "I wait.

1165
00:51:17,496 --> 00:51:19,740
"I compose myself.

1166
00:51:19,809 --> 00:51:23,053
"Myself is the thing
I must now compose,

1167
00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:25,401
"as one composes a speech.

1168
00:51:25,470 --> 00:51:27,886
"What I must present
is a made thing,

1169
00:51:27,955 --> 00:51:29,888
not something born."

1170
00:51:29,957 --> 00:51:33,236
[soft music]

1171
00:51:33,305 --> 00:51:35,445
- [chuckles]

1172
00:51:35,514 --> 00:51:38,068
It goes both ways.

1173
00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:40,450
♪ ♪

1174
00:51:40,519 --> 00:51:43,867
- You followed me home?

1175
00:51:43,936 --> 00:51:46,905
- I wanted to know
what you were hiding.

1176
00:51:46,974 --> 00:51:52,876
♪ ♪

1177
00:51:52,945 --> 00:51:55,534
- I don't really like
telling people this.

1178
00:51:55,603 --> 00:51:57,433
♪ ♪

1179
00:51:57,502 --> 00:51:59,400
- I can keep a secret.

1180
00:51:59,469 --> 00:52:02,817
♪ ♪

1181
00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:05,441
- I live in a foster home.

1182
00:52:05,510 --> 00:52:08,133
That's my mom, my foster mom.

1183
00:52:08,202 --> 00:52:11,309
- I'm so sorry.
- No, don't, don't.

1184
00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:13,759
Don't worry about it.
Seriously, she's the best.

1185
00:52:13,828 --> 00:52:16,072
Unfortunately,
she can't really afford

1186
00:52:16,141 --> 00:52:17,660
to send me to college,

1187
00:52:17,729 --> 00:52:21,457
so we should probably get
back to work

1188
00:52:21,526 --> 00:52:23,459
because I need a scholarship,

1189
00:52:23,528 --> 00:52:25,323
and preferably one
for a good enough school,

1190
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:28,809
so I don't have to come back
to this shit hole.

1191
00:52:28,878 --> 00:52:31,052
- [chuckles]

1192
00:52:31,121 --> 00:52:36,610
Yeah, if you come back here,
you'll be trapped.

1193
00:52:36,679 --> 00:52:41,546
You'll be ugly
and forgotten like this town.

1194
00:52:41,615 --> 00:52:44,238
- Yeah, you get it.

1195
00:52:44,307 --> 00:52:46,136
- I do.

1196
00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:52,073
♪ ♪

1197
00:52:52,142 --> 00:52:54,662
- Knock, knock.

1198
00:52:54,731 --> 00:52:59,736
I've got some hot chocolate
and Polish babka.

1199
00:52:59,805 --> 00:53:02,463
It's like
a Jewish chocolate bread.

1200
00:53:02,532 --> 00:53:05,432
- Sounds delicious, Mrs. Rose.

1201
00:53:05,501 --> 00:53:07,882
- So how's it going?

1202
00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:10,644
No funny business, I hope.

1203
00:53:10,713 --> 00:53:12,887
- Mom, we're studying.

1204
00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:14,924
- Okay.

1205
00:53:21,655 --> 00:53:24,761
- Well, all right.

1206
00:53:24,830 --> 00:53:29,110
Uh, no funny business.

1207
00:53:29,179 --> 00:53:31,665
- [chuckles]

1208
00:53:31,734 --> 00:53:34,737
- Mary, your life is in danger.

1209
00:53:34,806 --> 00:53:38,119
I must spirit you
away from England.

1210
00:53:38,188 --> 00:53:43,021
- Oh dear, sweet Philip,
don't you see?

1211
00:53:43,090 --> 00:53:45,575
This is who I am.

1212
00:53:45,644 --> 00:53:49,545
I won't let them take what I've
strived for my entire life.

1213
00:53:49,614 --> 00:53:54,204
I have worked too hard
and too long.

1214
00:53:54,274 --> 00:53:56,345
- Well, what of us?

1215
00:53:56,414 --> 00:53:59,140
♪ ♪

1216
00:53:59,209 --> 00:54:02,247
- The world is not ready
to accept our love.

1217
00:54:02,316 --> 00:54:04,422
♪ ♪

1218
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:07,356
- Gary is such a good actor.

1219
00:54:07,425 --> 00:54:12,084
♪ ♪

1220
00:54:12,153 --> 00:54:14,328
- Okay, let's take five,
everyone.

1221
00:54:14,397 --> 00:54:16,813
- Got it.

1222
00:54:20,817 --> 00:54:22,612
That's really cool.

1223
00:54:22,681 --> 00:54:25,857
- Travis needs
to work on his accent.

1224
00:54:25,926 --> 00:54:29,101
- Well, I hope a lot
of people get to see it anyway.

1225
00:54:29,170 --> 00:54:32,346
- Well, the livestreaming will
have a pretty big audience.

1226
00:54:32,415 --> 00:54:34,072
- Livestreaming?

1227
00:54:34,141 --> 00:54:35,936
- After we cast Gary
in the role of Mary,

1228
00:54:36,005 --> 00:54:39,664
I contacted
a few LGBTQ+ organizations.

1229
00:54:39,733 --> 00:54:41,321
One of them offered
to provide the equipment

1230
00:54:41,390 --> 00:54:42,874
and website hosting.

1231
00:54:42,943 --> 00:54:46,222
They get like 10,000 visitors
to their website every day.

1232
00:54:46,291 --> 00:54:48,500
- Holy shit.

1233
00:54:48,569 --> 00:54:51,054
Holy shit.

1234
00:54:51,123 --> 00:54:52,746
- Hey, Kennedy.

1235
00:54:52,815 --> 00:54:54,679
Ooh, I love the top,
the flowers.

1236
00:54:54,748 --> 00:54:56,646
They're just everywhere.

1237
00:54:56,715 --> 00:54:58,303
Mr. Calvin asked me
to let you know

1238
00:54:58,372 --> 00:55:00,409
that he wants
to see you in his office.

1239
00:55:00,478 --> 00:55:02,618
- Thank you.

1240
00:55:04,516 --> 00:55:07,001
[upbeat music]

1241
00:55:07,070 --> 00:55:08,934
- Hey.

1242
00:55:09,003 --> 00:55:11,212
- So I heard him saying
that he was looking for her,

1243
00:55:11,281 --> 00:55:13,042
and I volunteered
to come and tell you.

1244
00:55:13,111 --> 00:55:14,906
- You know what it's about?

1245
00:55:14,975 --> 00:55:16,942
- Um, he didn't say,

1246
00:55:17,011 --> 00:55:20,670
but he seemed
like super serious.

1247
00:55:20,739 --> 00:55:22,983
- Okay.

1248
00:55:23,052 --> 00:55:25,399
Love you.
- Mean it.

1249
00:55:25,468 --> 00:55:28,920
♪ ♪

1250
00:55:28,989 --> 00:55:33,131
- Um, Honor, can I talk
to you for a second?

1251
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,686
- Uh, sure, yeah.

1252
00:55:42,727 --> 00:55:45,419
- Um...

1253
00:55:45,488 --> 00:55:47,352
- That was a great scene.

1254
00:55:47,421 --> 00:55:51,080
- Yeah, that was really fun.
It was actually really fun.

1255
00:55:53,151 --> 00:55:55,395
I...

1256
00:55:55,464 --> 00:55:57,466
- Something wrong?

1257
00:55:57,535 --> 00:55:59,813
- No, not really.

1258
00:55:59,882 --> 00:56:04,852
I just, um...

1259
00:56:04,921 --> 00:56:07,752
- Everything okay
with you and Christine?

1260
00:56:07,821 --> 00:56:10,375
- Yeah, no, it's perfect.
We're perfect.

1261
00:56:10,444 --> 00:56:11,894
It's all perfect, you know?

1262
00:56:11,963 --> 00:56:15,104
We're doing sex stuff,
you know?

1263
00:56:15,173 --> 00:56:16,795
- [chuckles]

1264
00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:20,834
Are you having trouble
with the play?

1265
00:56:20,903 --> 00:56:22,870
- No, no, no, no, no.

1266
00:56:22,939 --> 00:56:25,010
No, the play
has actually been, like,

1267
00:56:25,079 --> 00:56:26,667
a really amazing thing
in my life.

1268
00:56:26,736 --> 00:56:28,876
I feel like it's been hard
for me to really concentrate

1269
00:56:28,945 --> 00:56:31,638
on anything else.

1270
00:56:31,707 --> 00:56:33,778
- That could be bad
for your grades.

1271
00:56:33,847 --> 00:56:35,607
- Oh, I don't care about that.

1272
00:56:35,676 --> 00:56:39,128
See, it's like the play,

1273
00:56:39,197 --> 00:56:43,477
not even in the play,
but just around the play,

1274
00:56:43,546 --> 00:56:47,377
I feel like
I'm finally getting to be me

1275
00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:50,588
for the first time.

1276
00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:53,660
It's weird.

1277
00:56:53,729 --> 00:56:57,353
- That sounds like
it's a good thing.

1278
00:56:57,422 --> 00:56:58,906
- Yeah, no it is.

1279
00:56:58,975 --> 00:57:01,875
It's a good thing.
It's definitely a good thing.

1280
00:57:03,911 --> 00:57:09,227
I just--I don't think

1281
00:57:09,296 --> 00:57:13,231
my dad would like it very much.

1282
00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:15,958
- Like what?

1283
00:57:16,027 --> 00:57:21,342
- I just don't think
he'd like me being me.

1284
00:57:21,411 --> 00:57:23,137
- Travis, I--

1285
00:57:23,206 --> 00:57:26,831
- Oh, there you are, Hamilton.

1286
00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:29,903
I hate going to lunch
without you.

1287
00:57:29,972 --> 00:57:31,905
So what are you two doing
out here holding hands

1288
00:57:31,974 --> 00:57:33,596
like you're a couple?

1289
00:57:33,665 --> 00:57:37,082
- Oh, I was just helping Travis
with the scene from the play.

1290
00:57:37,151 --> 00:57:39,257
- Yeah, she was
just helping me with a scene

1291
00:57:39,326 --> 00:57:42,191
from the play.

1292
00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:46,333
- I think you just have to go
with your instinct, Travis.

1293
00:57:46,402 --> 00:57:49,232
It's served you
pretty well up till now.

1294
00:57:49,301 --> 00:57:50,579
- Thank you.

1295
00:57:50,648 --> 00:57:53,513
Like, really thank you
for your, uh, help.

1296
00:57:55,549 --> 00:57:57,689
- I mean, that's
the only B I've ever gotten,

1297
00:57:57,758 --> 00:57:59,173
and, you know, it's--

1298
00:57:59,242 --> 00:58:01,072
once the play is over,
then I know that I'll be able

1299
00:58:01,141 --> 00:58:02,418
to get them back up.

1300
00:58:02,487 --> 00:58:03,868
- It's okay.

1301
00:58:03,937 --> 00:58:06,836
You haven't done
any permanent damage.

1302
00:58:06,905 --> 00:58:08,251
- Hey.

1303
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,874
Hey, Kennedy.
Hey, Mr. Calvin.

1304
00:58:09,943 --> 00:58:11,254
- Hey, Honor.

1305
00:58:11,323 --> 00:58:12,808
Oh, see now, Kennedy,
you can take some lessons

1306
00:58:12,877 --> 00:58:14,119
from Honor here.

1307
00:58:14,188 --> 00:58:16,432
She knows how to juggle
a lot of balls.

1308
00:58:20,574 --> 00:58:23,025
All right, just remember
what I said, you two.

1309
00:58:23,094 --> 00:58:25,821
- We'll never forget.

1310
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:29,859
[both snickering]

1311
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:34,484
[soft music]

1312
00:58:34,554 --> 00:58:36,072
What was that all about?

1313
00:58:36,141 --> 00:58:38,316
- My teachers told him
they were worried about me.

1314
00:58:38,385 --> 00:58:42,838
My grades have really slipped,
so he called my parents.

1315
00:58:42,907 --> 00:58:44,460
- I'm really sorry, Kennedy.

1316
00:58:44,529 --> 00:58:47,463
I feel like
it's kind of my fault.

1317
00:58:47,532 --> 00:58:50,362
♪ ♪

1318
00:58:50,431 --> 00:58:53,089
What's the matter?

1319
00:58:53,158 --> 00:58:55,885
- You changed my fucking life.

1320
00:58:55,954 --> 00:59:03,134
♪ ♪

1321
00:59:12,902 --> 00:59:14,697
- Michael?

1322
00:59:14,766 --> 00:59:16,906
♪ ♪

1323
00:59:16,975 --> 00:59:19,184
- Hey.

1324
00:59:19,978 --> 00:59:22,636
- Hey.

1325
00:59:22,705 --> 00:59:26,606
What are you doing here?

1326
00:59:26,675 --> 00:59:29,332
- Nothing.

1327
00:59:29,401 --> 00:59:31,058
- Come on.

1328
00:59:31,127 --> 00:59:33,509
- You're gonna laugh.

1329
00:59:33,578 --> 00:59:35,545
- I'm not.

1330
00:59:35,615 --> 00:59:39,032
- When I was a kid,
I used to take

1331
00:59:39,101 --> 00:59:41,482
this route home from school.

1332
00:59:41,551 --> 00:59:43,588
I'd pretend that my parents
were still alive

1333
00:59:43,657 --> 00:59:47,281
and that they lived
on this street,

1334
00:59:47,350 --> 00:59:49,663
and they were just waiting
for me to come home.

1335
00:59:49,732 --> 00:59:51,803
It's weird, I know.

1336
00:59:51,872 --> 00:59:54,288
- It's not weird.

1337
00:59:55,531 --> 00:59:57,637
- You wanna see
my favorite one?

1338
00:59:57,706 --> 00:59:59,362
It's really nice on the inside.

1339
00:59:59,431 --> 01:00:01,192
- You've been inside?
- All the time.

1340
01:00:01,261 --> 01:00:02,503
I stalked this family
for years.

1341
01:00:02,572 --> 01:00:04,264
Come on.

1342
01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:06,887
Let's go!
- Michael!

1343
01:00:06,956 --> 01:00:10,304
- ♪ These steps toward faith,
I can't imagine it ♪

1344
01:00:10,373 --> 01:00:12,962
♪ Pack my suitcase up
till I can't bear it ♪

1345
01:00:13,031 --> 01:00:15,758
♪ Who am I without
this weight on my shoulder? ♪

1346
01:00:15,827 --> 01:00:18,830
♪ Oh, God, I'm dying to know,
but how dare you want more? ♪

1347
01:00:18,899 --> 01:00:20,280
- Come on.

1348
01:00:20,349 --> 01:00:22,144
They usually have like a
gazillion sodas in the fridge.

1349
01:00:22,213 --> 01:00:23,973
- Wait, usually?
- Yeah.

1350
01:00:24,042 --> 01:00:25,526
- Oh, my God.

1351
01:00:25,595 --> 01:00:27,632
- ♪ Tonight,
we're gonna drown it out ♪

1352
01:00:27,701 --> 01:00:30,393
- Michael!
- What?

1353
01:00:30,462 --> 01:00:32,948
They'll blame it on maid.
- That's not okay.

1354
01:00:33,017 --> 01:00:35,571
- I'm kidding.

1355
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,884
- Cheers.
- Mm-hmm.

1356
01:00:37,953 --> 01:00:39,782
♪ ♪

1357
01:00:39,851 --> 01:00:41,888
Care for a tour, ma'am?

1358
01:00:41,957 --> 01:00:43,648
- I'd be delighted.

1359
01:00:43,717 --> 01:00:46,030
- This way!

1360
01:00:46,099 --> 01:00:48,791
- Thank you very much.
Please have a seat.

1361
01:00:48,860 --> 01:00:50,310
- Wow.

1362
01:00:50,379 --> 01:00:51,863
- Here you are.
- Thank you.

1363
01:00:51,932 --> 01:00:53,416
- Well, this is
our morning room.

1364
01:00:53,485 --> 01:00:55,349
It's where we study
in the mornings.

1365
01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:57,593
- What do we do
in the afternoon?

1366
01:00:57,662 --> 01:00:59,699
- Well, we retire
to the afternoon room,

1367
01:00:59,768 --> 01:01:03,633
where we punish our servants
and count our money.

1368
01:01:03,703 --> 01:01:06,671
- Who are you?
[laughs]

1369
01:01:06,740 --> 01:01:08,673
- I have a special treat.

1370
01:01:08,742 --> 01:01:10,571
- Okay.
- It's not weird, I promise.

1371
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,090
- Okay.

1372
01:01:12,159 --> 01:01:14,852
- ♪ Tonight,
we're gonna drown it out ♪

1373
01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,336
- Time for the evening concert.

1374
01:01:16,405 --> 01:01:17,855
That one there,
that's an original.

1375
01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,960
- Oh.
- No, it's not.

1376
01:01:20,029 --> 01:01:21,582
This though, do you play?

1377
01:01:21,651 --> 01:01:23,412
- No.
- I've taken a few lessons.

1378
01:01:23,481 --> 01:01:26,829
♪ I keep on falling ♪

1379
01:01:26,898 --> 01:01:31,696
♪ In and out of love with you ♪

1380
01:01:31,765 --> 01:01:35,389
♪ I never loved someone ♪

1381
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:39,083
♪ The way that I love you ♪

1382
01:01:39,152 --> 01:01:41,602
♪ ♪

1383
01:01:53,028 --> 01:01:54,857
[gravel crunching]

1384
01:01:54,926 --> 01:01:56,376
Oh, crap, out the back.
- Oh.

1385
01:01:56,445 --> 01:01:58,930
- Seriously, right now.
Come on.

1386
01:01:58,999 --> 01:02:00,552
[laughter]

1387
01:02:07,249 --> 01:02:09,561
We're good.

1388
01:02:09,630 --> 01:02:12,564
[soft music]

1389
01:02:12,633 --> 01:02:19,571
♪ ♪

1390
01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:24,093
I'll see you tomorrow.

1391
01:02:24,162 --> 01:02:26,095
- [chuckles]

1392
01:02:26,164 --> 01:02:33,240
♪ ♪

1393
01:02:34,172 --> 01:02:36,554
- I have no choice.

1394
01:02:36,623 --> 01:02:38,936
I must secure my throne.

1395
01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:42,387
- Very well, Your Highness,
but I must remind you,

1396
01:02:42,456 --> 01:02:44,458
the Duke is a Protestant.

1397
01:02:44,527 --> 01:02:47,530
Do you wish to put him
to death as well?

1398
01:02:47,599 --> 01:02:54,537
♪ ♪

1399
01:03:08,793 --> 01:03:11,244
- Biggins, you got
to shimmy it to the back.

1400
01:03:11,313 --> 01:03:13,763
- I'm shimmying, already.
- Try harder.

1401
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:16,214
[upbeat music]

1402
01:03:16,283 --> 01:03:17,733
- Is this really worth it?

1403
01:03:17,802 --> 01:03:20,184
- I get paid $12 an hour.

1404
01:03:20,253 --> 01:03:22,427
I spent $3 on that granola bar.

1405
01:03:22,496 --> 01:03:25,292
- Yeah, it's worth it.

1406
01:03:25,361 --> 01:03:27,398
- There she is.

1407
01:03:27,467 --> 01:03:31,264
So, Honor, midterms tomorrow.
Got a plan?

1408
01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:33,645
- Pivot it.
- Pivot to the left.

1409
01:03:33,714 --> 01:03:37,442
- Michael is going to come
over to study tonight.

1410
01:03:37,511 --> 01:03:41,930
Tomorrow, he won't
know what hit him.

1411
01:03:41,999 --> 01:03:43,345
- Oh, my God.

1412
01:03:43,414 --> 01:03:44,691
You don't think
she's gonna like--

1413
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,451
- Oh, no.

1414
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,522
- They've got nothing
to worry about.

1415
01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:50,455
I'm not going to sleep
with Michael.

1416
01:03:50,524 --> 01:03:51,801
I can't.

1417
01:03:51,871 --> 01:03:53,148
I mean, I'm not sure
it would throw him off

1418
01:03:53,217 --> 01:03:54,459
that much anyway.

1419
01:03:54,528 --> 01:03:57,048
He's too sharp, too smart.

1420
01:03:57,117 --> 01:04:01,225
And frankly, sleeping
with him would throw me off.

1421
01:04:01,294 --> 01:04:03,848
I'm a virgin.

1422
01:04:08,301 --> 01:04:10,890
♪ ♪

1423
01:04:10,959 --> 01:04:13,030
Maybe you're surprised,
but have you seen anyone

1424
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,928
around here who's worth it?

1425
01:04:14,997 --> 01:04:18,242
I've got to get out of here,
so I've got to play dirty.

1426
01:04:18,311 --> 01:04:19,795
I'm a bitch.

1427
01:04:19,864 --> 01:04:22,177
- You're a fucking bitch!

1428
01:04:22,246 --> 01:04:24,696
- Christine, what the hell?

1429
01:04:24,765 --> 01:04:26,008
Christine.

1430
01:04:26,077 --> 01:04:27,458
- Travis broke up with me,

1431
01:04:27,527 --> 01:04:28,735
and he said
he isn't seeing anyone else,

1432
01:04:28,804 --> 01:04:31,324
but I know he is,
and I know it's you!

1433
01:04:31,393 --> 01:04:34,465
- Okay, okay, Christine.
It's not me.

1434
01:04:34,534 --> 01:04:36,156
- I'm gonna kick your ass!

1435
01:04:36,225 --> 01:04:38,296
- Okay, Christine.

1436
01:04:38,365 --> 01:04:40,298
- You bitch!

1437
01:04:40,367 --> 01:04:42,369
I am going to kill you!

1438
01:04:42,438 --> 01:04:43,888
- Can we talk about this?

1439
01:04:43,957 --> 01:04:45,579
Because I really--
I don't wanna fight.

1440
01:04:45,648 --> 01:04:47,029
- Well, you should've
thought about that

1441
01:04:47,098 --> 01:04:48,720
before you stole my boyfriend.

1442
01:04:48,789 --> 01:04:51,482
- You remember
I took karate, right?

1443
01:04:51,551 --> 01:04:54,830
- Ah, ah!

1444
01:04:54,899 --> 01:04:57,764
[coughing]

1445
01:04:57,833 --> 01:05:00,180
- Christine.

1446
01:05:00,249 --> 01:05:02,700
Christine, oh, my God.
What the hell?

1447
01:05:02,769 --> 01:05:05,461
- It's her.
I know it's her.

1448
01:05:05,530 --> 01:05:07,463
- It's not her, okay?
It's not her.

1449
01:05:07,532 --> 01:05:09,465
- Okay, well, then who
the hell else could it be?

1450
01:05:09,534 --> 01:05:11,743
Who else is as hot
as I am, huh?

1451
01:05:11,812 --> 01:05:13,021
♪ ♪

1452
01:05:13,090 --> 01:05:14,954
- Whoa.

1453
01:05:15,023 --> 01:05:21,995
♪ ♪

1454
01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:25,205
- [laughs]

1455
01:05:25,274 --> 01:05:27,173
You mean--

1456
01:05:27,242 --> 01:05:28,795
- What, what?
What does he mean?

1457
01:05:28,864 --> 01:05:30,245
- Tell us, tell us.

1458
01:05:30,314 --> 01:05:33,662
- Christine,
you're a great girl.

1459
01:05:33,731 --> 01:05:36,251
- Were you lying
when you said you masturbated

1460
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,874
to my selfies every night?

1461
01:05:38,943 --> 01:05:40,841
♪ ♪

1462
01:05:40,910 --> 01:05:43,292
- Sad.

1463
01:05:43,361 --> 01:05:48,297
♪ ♪

1464
01:05:48,366 --> 01:05:50,334
- Hold it.

1465
01:05:50,403 --> 01:05:52,370
♪ ♪

1466
01:05:52,439 --> 01:05:55,270
- Honor, that was like bad--
are you okay?

1467
01:05:55,339 --> 01:05:56,512
- Yeah.

1468
01:05:56,581 --> 01:05:58,169
- The fight is posted
on Instagram,

1469
01:05:58,238 --> 01:05:59,515
Snapchat, and Facebook,

1470
01:05:59,584 --> 01:06:01,862
for the parents
and grandparents.

1471
01:06:01,931 --> 01:06:05,832
Wait, is Travis gay?

1472
01:06:05,901 --> 01:06:10,457
♪ ♪

1473
01:06:10,526 --> 01:06:12,390
- Oh, shit.

1474
01:06:12,459 --> 01:06:14,185
Guys, come on!

1475
01:06:14,254 --> 01:06:17,568
- Oh, shit.

1476
01:06:17,637 --> 01:06:20,502
Dad, Dad, Dad,
I can explain, okay?

1477
01:06:20,571 --> 01:06:23,056
- What the hell
is wrong with you?

1478
01:06:27,612 --> 01:06:29,959
- Nothing is wrong with me.

1479
01:06:30,029 --> 01:06:32,583
I'm gay.
It's who I am.

1480
01:06:32,652 --> 01:06:33,998
- I know you're gay.

1481
01:06:34,067 --> 01:06:35,862
I've known since you
were five years old.

1482
01:06:35,931 --> 01:06:37,933
She's the idiot
for not knowing.

1483
01:06:38,002 --> 01:06:40,073
- [scoffs]

1484
01:06:40,142 --> 01:06:42,765
[sobbing]

1485
01:06:42,834 --> 01:06:45,527
- But that's not what
I'm talking about.

1486
01:06:45,596 --> 01:06:47,253
- Wait, then what?

1487
01:06:47,322 --> 01:06:50,014
- You're always late
for practice!

1488
01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:52,706
- [laughs]

1489
01:06:52,775 --> 01:06:55,226
Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, Dad.

1490
01:06:55,295 --> 01:06:58,367
I swear after today,
I won't be late anymore, okay?

1491
01:06:58,436 --> 01:07:00,542
- You better not be.

1492
01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:05,029
Five minutes!
[blows whistle]

1493
01:07:10,379 --> 01:07:12,209
- Wait, go to practice.

1494
01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:14,038
- You stole my boyfriend!
- Oh--

1495
01:07:14,107 --> 01:07:15,902
- Boyfriend--boyfriend.

1496
01:07:15,971 --> 01:07:17,628
I'm gonna kick your ass!

1497
01:07:17,697 --> 01:07:20,113
It's her--it's her--
kick your ass--kick your ass!

1498
01:07:20,182 --> 01:07:21,666
You're a fucking bitch.

1499
01:07:21,735 --> 01:07:24,117
- Whoa, no, that one could
have caused permanent damage.

1500
01:07:24,186 --> 01:07:26,499
Seriously, I mean, look at--
- Mom coming in!

1501
01:07:29,433 --> 01:07:31,814
Doesn't sound like

1502
01:07:31,883 --> 01:07:34,403
much studying
is going on in here.

1503
01:07:34,472 --> 01:07:36,509
- What kind of bread
is it this time?

1504
01:07:36,578 --> 01:07:39,788
- Well, it's called
a German stollen.

1505
01:07:39,857 --> 01:07:41,548
It's kind of a fruit bread.

1506
01:07:41,617 --> 01:07:44,379
- It's a new one every day.
Can't keep track.

1507
01:07:44,448 --> 01:07:48,003
- Well, my baby
has high standards.

1508
01:07:48,072 --> 01:07:49,487
♪ ♪

1509
01:07:49,556 --> 01:07:52,111
- Yes, she does.
Thanks, Mrs. Rose.

1510
01:07:52,180 --> 01:07:54,147
- You're welcome, Michael.

1511
01:07:54,216 --> 01:08:01,154
♪ ♪

1512
01:08:20,379 --> 01:08:23,072
- Thanks.

1513
01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:26,214
Back to your old nemesis,
covalent bonds.

1514
01:08:26,283 --> 01:08:27,939
[Your Smith's
"Wild, Wild Woman"]

1515
01:08:28,008 --> 01:08:32,771
- ♪ In a way, I just know
I've seen her before ♪

1516
01:08:32,841 --> 01:08:37,362
♪ She carried me home
in a '94 Civic ♪

1517
01:08:37,432 --> 01:08:42,161
♪ Her face draws a line
as a way to get home ♪

1518
01:08:42,230 --> 01:08:45,716
♪ I hear her voice calling me,
calling me back ♪

1519
01:08:45,785 --> 01:08:48,512
- Tired?
- Yeah.

1520
01:08:48,581 --> 01:08:51,480
♪ ♪

1521
01:08:51,548 --> 01:08:54,620
- Yeah, I think
we've studied enough.

1522
01:08:54,690 --> 01:08:57,486
♪ ♪

1523
01:08:57,555 --> 01:08:59,730
Um...

1524
01:08:59,798 --> 01:09:03,353
maybe we shouldn't.

1525
01:09:03,423 --> 01:09:05,494
- All right, yeah.

1526
01:09:05,563 --> 01:09:08,359
Why not?

1527
01:09:08,428 --> 01:09:11,983
- Just maybe after the midterm.

1528
01:09:12,052 --> 01:09:13,295
- Yeah.

1529
01:09:13,364 --> 01:09:15,642
- We should probably
be fresh for tomorrow.

1530
01:09:15,710 --> 01:09:18,299
There's a lot riding
on it for both of us.

1531
01:09:18,369 --> 01:09:20,302
- Yeah.

1532
01:09:20,370 --> 01:09:26,653
♪ ♪

1533
01:09:26,722 --> 01:09:29,208
It'll all be different
tomorrow, won't it?

1534
01:09:29,277 --> 01:09:33,521
♪ ♪

1535
01:09:33,591 --> 01:09:38,527
- ♪ I tried to leave her
hiding, all strung up ♪

1536
01:09:38,596 --> 01:09:40,736
♪ I tried to keep her quiet ♪

1537
01:09:40,805 --> 01:09:43,222
♪ But she's screaming
inside of me ♪

1538
01:09:43,290 --> 01:09:47,571
♪ I tried to keep her hiding,
all shut up ♪

1539
01:09:47,639 --> 01:09:52,127
♪ I tried to keep her quiet,
but she's a wild, wild woman ♪

1540
01:09:52,196 --> 01:09:54,785
♪ Ooh ♪

1541
01:09:54,854 --> 01:09:56,580
♪ She's a wild, wild woman ♪

1542
01:09:56,649 --> 01:09:59,548
♪ Ooh ♪

1543
01:09:59,617 --> 01:10:02,068
♪ She's a wild, wild woman ♪

1544
01:10:02,137 --> 01:10:06,245
♪ I'm telling you,
she's a wild, wild woman ♪

1545
01:10:06,314 --> 01:10:11,008
♪ Oh, she's a wild,
wild woman ♪

1546
01:10:11,077 --> 01:10:13,010
♪ Ooh ♪

1547
01:10:13,079 --> 01:10:15,323
♪ ♪

1548
01:10:15,392 --> 01:10:17,704
♪ Ooh ♪

1549
01:10:17,773 --> 01:10:22,088
♪ ♪

1550
01:10:22,157 --> 01:10:24,573
[bell rings]

1551
01:10:24,642 --> 01:10:27,266
- All right, everybody.
Time's up.

1552
01:10:34,273 --> 01:10:37,206
[upbeat music]

1553
01:10:37,276 --> 01:10:44,041
♪ ♪

1554
01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:47,078
- I don't need to care
what anyone thinks anymore.

1555
01:10:47,146 --> 01:10:52,877
♪ ♪

1556
01:10:52,946 --> 01:10:55,017
- I can't watch.

1557
01:10:55,086 --> 01:10:57,054
- Neither can I.

1558
01:10:57,123 --> 01:11:04,130
♪ ♪

1559
01:11:08,548 --> 01:11:11,482
[both laugh]

1560
01:11:11,551 --> 01:11:18,662
♪ ♪

1561
01:11:22,355 --> 01:11:25,530
- It's so weird
to think it's all over.

1562
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:28,810
- Mm-hmm, yeah, it is.

1563
01:11:30,259 --> 01:11:33,055
How do you think you did?

1564
01:11:33,124 --> 01:11:36,127
- Okay.
How about you?

1565
01:11:36,196 --> 01:11:38,095
- I don't know.

1566
01:11:38,164 --> 01:11:40,477
I think I might have
missed a couple.

1567
01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:42,582
♪ ♪

1568
01:11:42,651 --> 01:11:45,482
He needed it more than I did.

1569
01:11:45,551 --> 01:11:48,277
It's weird, I'm free.

1570
01:11:48,347 --> 01:11:52,420
Free to like him.
Free to see where it goes.

1571
01:11:52,489 --> 01:11:55,595
Never had a boyfriend.

1572
01:11:55,664 --> 01:11:57,804
Michael!

1573
01:12:00,428 --> 01:12:02,257
- Sorry.

1574
01:12:07,331 --> 01:12:08,884
- I'm good.

1575
01:12:08,953 --> 01:12:10,748
What you looking at, man?

1576
01:12:10,816 --> 01:12:13,337
I'm good.
Diesel is good, okay?

1577
01:12:13,405 --> 01:12:15,408
- You did that on purpose.

1578
01:12:15,477 --> 01:12:17,824
- No.

1579
01:12:17,893 --> 01:12:20,309
See you later.

1580
01:12:25,556 --> 01:12:29,008
- So what's the plan?

1581
01:12:29,077 --> 01:12:31,148
- Yeah, we know
you're not serious about him.

1582
01:12:31,217 --> 01:12:33,392
- Yes, there has to be a plan,
otherwise, whatever it is,

1583
01:12:33,461 --> 01:12:35,394
it takes huge balls.

1584
01:12:35,463 --> 01:12:37,223
- Huge.

1585
01:12:38,361 --> 01:12:43,194
- I'm flattered,
but I just like him.

1586
01:12:45,334 --> 01:12:47,854
- Oh.

1587
01:12:49,304 --> 01:12:53,032
- Do you--do you want us
to do anything?

1588
01:12:53,101 --> 01:12:57,208
- Yeah, do you want me
to break up with Diesel now?

1589
01:12:57,277 --> 01:13:00,798
- I mean, that's--
that's up to you.

1590
01:13:00,867 --> 01:13:03,422
Don't you like him?

1591
01:13:06,252 --> 01:13:09,289
- I...

1592
01:13:09,358 --> 01:13:12,051
do.

1593
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,743
Hm.

1594
01:13:14,812 --> 01:13:18,333
- Then don't do anything
on my account.

1595
01:13:18,402 --> 01:13:20,093
♪ ♪

1596
01:13:20,162 --> 01:13:24,512
You guys have been
really great friends to me.

1597
01:13:24,581 --> 01:13:27,860
I never really told you that.

1598
01:13:27,929 --> 01:13:29,655
I could always rely on you.

1599
01:13:29,724 --> 01:13:34,314
You gave me a place
in high school.

1600
01:13:34,383 --> 01:13:38,146
And now I just want you
to be happy.

1601
01:13:38,215 --> 01:13:45,118
♪ ♪

1602
01:13:46,568 --> 01:13:48,812
See ya.

1603
01:13:48,881 --> 01:13:51,608
♪ ♪

1604
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:53,472
- Wow.

1605
01:13:53,541 --> 01:13:58,373
That was really, like, sweet?

1606
01:13:58,441 --> 01:14:01,480
[Dahlya Mani's
"Cold and Blazing Sun"]

1607
01:14:01,548 --> 01:14:07,140
♪ ♪

1608
01:14:07,209 --> 01:14:09,867
- ♪ Rest your head ♪

1609
01:14:09,936 --> 01:14:15,045
♪ It's not so hard
to lay in bed ♪

1610
01:14:15,114 --> 01:14:18,807
♪ Let it wash over you ♪

1611
01:14:18,876 --> 01:14:24,641
♪ It seems colder knowing
that you are gone ♪

1612
01:14:24,709 --> 01:14:27,713
♪ So I'll relax my shoulders ♪

1613
01:14:27,782 --> 01:14:30,405
♪ I won't try to run ♪

1614
01:14:30,474 --> 01:14:34,823
♪ Into your cold
and blazing sun ♪

1615
01:14:34,892 --> 01:14:38,861
♪ ♪

1616
01:14:38,931 --> 01:14:44,764
♪ Into your cold and blazing,
into your cold and blazing ♪

1617
01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:49,528
♪ Ooh ♪

1618
01:14:49,597 --> 01:14:53,704
♪ Mmm ♪

1619
01:14:53,773 --> 01:14:56,361
- You know, I was surprised
you didn't do better

1620
01:14:56,431 --> 01:14:58,467
on the chem midterm.

1621
01:14:58,537 --> 01:15:01,401
- I guess I took on
too much this semester.

1622
01:15:01,470 --> 01:15:02,679
- Yeah, I guess you did.

1623
01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:04,266
I mean, a whole bunch of you--

1624
01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:07,511
Travis Biggins, Kennedy Park,
all of your grades fell off.

1625
01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:09,340
- Senior-itis, I guess.

1626
01:15:09,409 --> 01:15:12,066
- Well, whatever it was,
it allowed my fourth choice,

1627
01:15:12,136 --> 01:15:14,380
Dipnicky to pull ahead of you,

1628
01:15:14,449 --> 01:15:18,833
but, lucky you,

1629
01:15:18,902 --> 01:15:23,838
I don't make my final decisions
solely on grade point.

1630
01:15:23,907 --> 01:15:27,117
You, um, you came to my show,

1631
01:15:27,186 --> 01:15:31,811
which that meant a lot to me.

1632
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:37,472
Actually, Honor,
you mean a lot to me.

1633
01:15:37,541 --> 01:15:41,338
Don't worry about
the age difference, okay?

1634
01:15:41,407 --> 01:15:42,546
You are so mature.

1635
01:15:42,615 --> 01:15:44,444
It is like you
are 17 on the outside,

1636
01:15:44,512 --> 01:15:48,069
but you are--
you're 30 on the inside.

1637
01:15:48,137 --> 01:15:50,623
[soft music]

1638
01:15:50,691 --> 01:15:52,901
- Mr. Calvin.
- Yeah.

1639
01:15:52,970 --> 01:15:56,974
- Are you asking me
to sleep with you?

1640
01:15:57,043 --> 01:15:59,114
- Well, uh,
I don't know if we'd be

1641
01:15:59,182 --> 01:16:01,392
doing a whole lot of sleeping.

1642
01:16:01,461 --> 01:16:03,187
♪ ♪

1643
01:16:03,256 --> 01:16:07,813
- Oh, that's too bad.

1644
01:16:07,882 --> 01:16:10,643
You see,
I'm still 17 on the outside,

1645
01:16:10,712 --> 01:16:13,059
so I really need my sleep.

1646
01:16:13,128 --> 01:16:16,615
♪ ♪

1647
01:16:16,684 --> 01:16:19,341
Because I'm a child.

1648
01:16:19,410 --> 01:16:21,689
Bye, Mr. Calvin.

1649
01:16:21,758 --> 01:16:28,627
♪ ♪

1650
01:16:50,959 --> 01:16:53,030
[phone buzzes]

1651
01:16:53,099 --> 01:17:00,244
♪ ♪

1652
01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:24,821
- Guys, stop fighting.

1653
01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:26,650
♪ ♪

1654
01:17:26,718 --> 01:17:28,894
- Hi.
- Hi.

1655
01:17:28,963 --> 01:17:30,861
Is Michael here?

1656
01:17:30,930 --> 01:17:32,587
- Michael?

1657
01:17:32,655 --> 01:17:34,658
- Michael Dipnicky.

1658
01:17:34,727 --> 01:17:37,626
- No, he's at my mom's work.

1659
01:17:37,696 --> 01:17:41,354
- Oh, um...

1660
01:17:41,423 --> 01:17:45,151
could you tell me
where that is?

1661
01:17:45,220 --> 01:17:52,331
♪ ♪

1662
01:18:01,512 --> 01:18:04,446
[doorbell rings]

1663
01:18:12,178 --> 01:18:14,491
Hi, Michael.

1664
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:17,597
- Hey.

1665
01:18:17,666 --> 01:18:20,152
Come on in.

1666
01:18:28,298 --> 01:18:31,128
- Well, hello.

1667
01:18:31,197 --> 01:18:32,958
- Mom, this is Honor.

1668
01:18:33,027 --> 01:18:34,441
- Well, it's nice
to meet you, Honor.

1669
01:18:34,511 --> 01:18:36,375
I've heard a lot about you.

1670
01:18:36,444 --> 01:18:37,859
- Thanks.

1671
01:18:37,928 --> 01:18:39,930
- Can you stay for dinner?

1672
01:18:39,999 --> 01:18:42,588
- Um, no.
No, I have to get home.

1673
01:18:42,657 --> 01:18:45,556
- Well, I hope you can
make it another time.

1674
01:19:09,408 --> 01:19:12,791
- I don't understand.

1675
01:19:13,722 --> 01:19:16,104
- You ran into me
the other day on my way home,

1676
01:19:16,173 --> 01:19:18,589
so I made up the story
about this house.

1677
01:19:18,658 --> 01:19:20,384
I figured the whole
breaking and entering thing

1678
01:19:20,453 --> 01:19:23,767
made me seem charming, roguish.

1679
01:19:23,836 --> 01:19:25,700
Girls always like that.

1680
01:19:29,152 --> 01:19:31,395
- Hey, kids.
You want a snack?

1681
01:19:31,464 --> 01:19:33,742
- No thanks, Sally.

1682
01:19:41,889 --> 01:19:45,789
- You wanted me
to follow you home.

1683
01:19:45,858 --> 01:19:47,791
That's why you said you
didn't want to study there.

1684
01:19:47,860 --> 01:19:49,482
You wanted to lead me
to her house.

1685
01:19:49,551 --> 01:19:53,245
- Well, I noticed Talia
and Emma following me home,

1686
01:19:53,314 --> 01:19:55,385
so I led them
to that neighborhood,

1687
01:19:55,454 --> 01:19:57,387
but I lost them
because I needed you

1688
01:19:57,456 --> 01:19:59,009
to see it for yourself.

1689
01:19:59,078 --> 01:20:06,154
♪ ♪

1690
01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:10,158
Mm, that's why I didn't
drag you in with me.

1691
01:20:10,227 --> 01:20:12,712
[tense music]

1692
01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:15,232
I had just enough time
to turn it over,

1693
01:20:15,301 --> 01:20:17,062
and I made you wait.

1694
01:20:17,131 --> 01:20:19,374
Girls like that too.

1695
01:20:19,443 --> 01:20:21,894
They usually have like a
gazillion sodas in the fridge.

1696
01:20:21,963 --> 01:20:25,346
Also, those pictures that
I threw around the kitchen,

1697
01:20:25,414 --> 01:20:27,624
they had me in them,

1698
01:20:27,693 --> 01:20:29,626
but you were too busy
watching me go wild.

1699
01:20:29,695 --> 01:20:31,007
- Michael!

1700
01:20:31,075 --> 01:20:34,010
- By the way, thank you
for not using the roofie.

1701
01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:36,046
Of course, if you
had put it in the cocoa,

1702
01:20:36,115 --> 01:20:38,635
I would have needed to pretend
to accidentally spill it

1703
01:20:38,704 --> 01:20:40,706
all over your bed.

1704
01:20:40,775 --> 01:20:42,708
I guess you saved
yourself a cleanup.

1705
01:20:45,159 --> 01:20:47,782
- "The Handmaid's Tale."

1706
01:20:47,851 --> 01:20:49,334
- You had it with you.

1707
01:20:49,404 --> 01:20:50,819
It wasn't assigned
in any of our classes,

1708
01:20:50,889 --> 01:20:52,821
so I assumed it was important.

1709
01:20:56,895 --> 01:20:59,207
- "Doctor Who" is real though.

1710
01:20:59,276 --> 01:21:02,417
- Yeah, I love "Doctor Who."

1711
01:21:02,486 --> 01:21:04,316
- I don't understand
how you knew

1712
01:21:04,385 --> 01:21:07,215
that I would do
what I did for you.

1713
01:21:08,630 --> 01:21:11,979
- When I saw what you did
for Kennedy and Travis.

1714
01:21:12,048 --> 01:21:13,463
- What?

1715
01:21:13,532 --> 01:21:15,637
- You could have used
any number of ways

1716
01:21:15,706 --> 01:21:17,536
to take them down,
but what you chose to do

1717
01:21:17,605 --> 01:21:19,538
showed you had a heart.

1718
01:21:19,607 --> 01:21:21,471
You could have destroyed
them the minute

1719
01:21:21,539 --> 01:21:22,816
you found out Travis was gay

1720
01:21:22,886 --> 01:21:24,508
and when Kennedy
became your friend.

1721
01:21:24,577 --> 01:21:26,545
- I didn't want Mr. Calvin
to know that I--

1722
01:21:26,614 --> 01:21:29,893
- Calvin wouldn't have cared.
The guy is in love with you.

1723
01:21:29,962 --> 01:21:33,896
No, you did what you did
because you cared about them.

1724
01:21:33,966 --> 01:21:36,865
I just needed
to get you to care about me.

1725
01:21:36,935 --> 01:21:40,248
[soft music]

1726
01:21:40,316 --> 01:21:45,667
- I--I did care about you.

1727
01:21:45,736 --> 01:21:47,600
- I know.

1728
01:21:47,669 --> 01:21:49,430
♪ ♪

1729
01:21:49,499 --> 01:21:51,087
- So you've just
been pretending

1730
01:21:51,155 --> 01:21:52,088
to be a nerd all these years?

1731
01:21:52,157 --> 01:21:54,711
- I am a nerd.

1732
01:21:54,780 --> 01:21:57,610
That doesn't mean
I'm a good person.

1733
01:21:57,679 --> 01:21:59,923
Look, a girl like
you doesn't fit in,

1734
01:21:59,992 --> 01:22:02,684
you can pretend to be
as shallow as those who do.

1735
01:22:02,753 --> 01:22:04,134
A guy like me doesn't fit in,

1736
01:22:04,203 --> 01:22:05,825
well, I am not
good-looking enough

1737
01:22:05,894 --> 01:22:07,343
to really have a say
in the matter.

1738
01:22:07,413 --> 01:22:09,001
Hate sports.

1739
01:22:09,070 --> 01:22:11,970
Everybody at that school either
wants to ignore or abuse me,

1740
01:22:12,039 --> 01:22:15,801
so I stopped trying
to be liked by them.

1741
01:22:15,870 --> 01:22:18,079
♪ ♪

1742
01:22:18,148 --> 01:22:20,150
- And what about me?

1743
01:22:20,218 --> 01:22:24,189
♪ ♪

1744
01:22:24,258 --> 01:22:26,225
- I want to go to Harvard.

1745
01:22:26,294 --> 01:22:33,405
♪ ♪

1746
01:23:06,955 --> 01:23:09,717
- Hey.
- Hey.

1747
01:23:27,735 --> 01:23:29,840
- Do you need any help?

1748
01:23:31,463 --> 01:23:33,499
- Sure.

1749
01:23:33,568 --> 01:23:36,054
Wanna grab some dough?

1750
01:23:56,177 --> 01:24:02,080
So what's going on
with that boy, Michael?

1751
01:24:04,220 --> 01:24:06,360
- We're done.

1752
01:24:07,982 --> 01:24:09,742
- Well, that's good.

1753
01:24:09,811 --> 01:24:11,227
I mean, there was
something off about him,

1754
01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:14,057
something not genuine.

1755
01:24:19,441 --> 01:24:21,582
- [chuckles]

1756
01:24:21,651 --> 01:24:24,102
- What's so funny?

1757
01:24:26,345 --> 01:24:29,727
- I wish
you'd told me that before.

1758
01:24:29,797 --> 01:24:34,215
- Well, I kept interrupting
your study sessions

1759
01:24:34,284 --> 01:24:36,459
hoping you'd get the point.

1760
01:24:43,259 --> 01:24:45,295
I'm sorry, honey.

1761
01:24:45,364 --> 01:24:47,642
Aw.

1762
01:24:49,230 --> 01:24:50,749
- It's okay.

1763
01:24:55,029 --> 01:24:57,514
- Don't let the bastards
grind you down, huh?

1764
01:24:59,930 --> 01:25:02,173
- That's from
"The Handmaid's Tale."

1765
01:25:02,243 --> 01:25:04,866
- Yeah, I gave it to you.

1766
01:25:04,935 --> 01:25:07,559
You never give me credit
for anything.

1767
01:25:08,628 --> 01:25:11,356
[both laugh]

1768
01:25:11,425 --> 01:25:12,598
[crash]
- Ey!

1769
01:25:12,667 --> 01:25:14,704
- Marvin?
- Dad?

1770
01:25:14,773 --> 01:25:16,740
- Okay, yeah, yeah, slow down.

1771
01:25:16,809 --> 01:25:18,363
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.

1772
01:25:18,432 --> 01:25:19,950
Yeah, there you go.

1773
01:25:20,019 --> 01:25:24,783
I finished!
I finished!

1774
01:25:24,852 --> 01:25:26,509
- This is--
- Oh, yeah!

1775
01:25:26,578 --> 01:25:29,167
You are the best, buddy!
See you Monday, Pat!

1776
01:25:29,236 --> 01:25:32,480
- You got it, Marvin.
See you Monday.

1777
01:25:32,548 --> 01:25:35,242
- Oh, yeah, whoo!

1778
01:25:35,311 --> 01:25:37,691
Yeah, oh.

1779
01:25:37,761 --> 01:25:40,143
I'd like to thank
the Academy of Trees

1780
01:25:40,212 --> 01:25:41,834
for making all this wood.

1781
01:25:41,903 --> 01:25:43,422
[laughter]

1782
01:25:43,491 --> 01:25:45,286
My gazebo!

1783
01:25:45,355 --> 01:25:49,048
You see, Tiger, it's
like Kenny Rogers said,

1784
01:25:49,117 --> 01:25:54,364
when you put your heart in it,
it can take you anywhere.

1785
01:25:54,432 --> 01:25:56,435
Oh, yeah, come to daddy.
Look at it.

1786
01:25:56,503 --> 01:25:57,539
- Wow.
- Isn't it amazing?

1787
01:25:57,609 --> 01:25:59,127
- Ah!
- [grunts]

1788
01:25:59,197 --> 01:26:00,508
- [laughs]
- Yes.

1789
01:26:00,577 --> 01:26:02,510
Oh, I can't believe
it's finally done.

1790
01:26:02,579 --> 01:26:03,994
Ah.

1791
01:26:04,063 --> 01:26:05,410
[horn honks]

1792
01:26:05,479 --> 01:26:07,860
♪ ♪

1793
01:26:07,929 --> 01:26:09,448
- All right, bitches,
I'm timing two minutes

1794
01:26:09,517 --> 01:26:11,691
for the drama.

1795
01:26:11,761 --> 01:26:15,316
- Who are these kids?

1796
01:26:15,385 --> 01:26:18,319
- They're my friends.

1797
01:26:18,387 --> 01:26:20,252
- Hello, princess, where
the hell have you been?

1798
01:26:20,321 --> 01:26:21,667
- We were setting up
for the dress rehearsal,

1799
01:26:21,736 --> 01:26:22,668
and no one could find you.

1800
01:26:22,736 --> 01:26:24,291
We were really worried.

1801
01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:26,189
- So worried, I rode in a Jeep
that smells like sweaty balls.

1802
01:26:26,258 --> 01:26:27,501
- Okay, what's your excuse,
girl?

1803
01:26:27,570 --> 01:26:29,088
The curtain's up in two hours.

1804
01:26:29,157 --> 01:26:30,849
- Yeah, I--

1805
01:26:30,918 --> 01:26:33,092
I don't know if I'm
gonna do the show.

1806
01:26:33,161 --> 01:26:35,440
- I'm sorry,
crazy person says what?

1807
01:26:35,509 --> 01:26:37,269
♪ ♪

1808
01:26:37,338 --> 01:26:40,065
- Kennedy can work the cues.
You'll be great.

1809
01:26:40,134 --> 01:26:41,446
♪ ♪

1810
01:26:41,515 --> 01:26:42,895
- Okay.

1811
01:26:42,964 --> 01:26:46,002
If you're not going,
I'm not going.

1812
01:26:46,071 --> 01:26:48,418
- What?

1813
01:26:48,486 --> 01:26:51,283
- It's as much yours as mine.

1814
01:26:51,352 --> 01:26:58,289
♪ ♪

1815
01:26:58,359 --> 01:27:00,843
- Okay, whatever your personal
drama is can wait.

1816
01:27:00,913 --> 01:27:02,432
You have to help me get
into my dress.

1817
01:27:02,501 --> 01:27:04,434
Go, go, come on, get in.

1818
01:27:04,503 --> 01:27:06,402
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1819
01:27:06,471 --> 01:27:08,196
Thanks, Honor's mom and dad.

1820
01:27:08,266 --> 01:27:09,611
Nice deck!

1821
01:27:09,681 --> 01:27:12,684
♪ ♪

1822
01:27:12,753 --> 01:27:15,548
- Is she in a play?

1823
01:27:15,618 --> 01:27:17,482
- I don't know.

1824
01:27:17,551 --> 01:27:20,554
♪ ♪

1825
01:27:20,623 --> 01:27:22,521
- I demand to see the queen.

1826
01:27:22,590 --> 01:27:24,523
- The queen will
be here in moments.

1827
01:27:24,592 --> 01:27:25,904
She has ordered your death.

1828
01:27:25,973 --> 01:27:27,837
- She wouldn't.
She loves me.

1829
01:27:27,905 --> 01:27:29,804
- What wouldn't I do, Phillip?

1830
01:27:29,873 --> 01:27:32,566
all: Her Royal Highness.

1831
01:27:32,635 --> 01:27:35,741
- Why have you
brought him here?

1832
01:27:35,810 --> 01:27:37,467
- Well, I thought perhaps
if you saw him--

1833
01:27:37,536 --> 01:27:39,986
- I have made my choice.

1834
01:27:40,056 --> 01:27:42,230
- Mary, my love.

1835
01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:45,199
[dramatic music]

1836
01:27:45,268 --> 01:27:47,374
♪ ♪

1837
01:27:47,443 --> 01:27:49,617
- Follow my command.

1838
01:27:49,686 --> 01:27:53,380
♪ ♪

1839
01:27:53,449 --> 01:27:58,316
♪ Follow, follow ♪

1840
01:27:58,385 --> 01:28:01,767
♪ Follow my ♪

1841
01:28:01,836 --> 01:28:06,462
♪ Command ♪

1842
01:28:06,530 --> 01:28:10,880
- Oh, did I forget
to mention it was a musical?

1843
01:28:10,949 --> 01:28:13,709
- ♪ Did you think ♪

1844
01:28:13,779 --> 01:28:17,334
♪ I would be swayed
by the stars? ♪

1845
01:28:17,404 --> 01:28:21,373
♪ For I come from Venus,
not from Mars ♪

1846
01:28:21,441 --> 01:28:23,168
♪ Well, big mistake ♪

1847
01:28:23,236 --> 01:28:26,620
♪ I won't break, bid farewell
to my juicy cake ♪

1848
01:28:26,689 --> 01:28:29,208
- ♪ What a queen ♪

1849
01:28:29,277 --> 01:28:33,039
- ♪ I have no time
for charity ♪

1850
01:28:33,109 --> 01:28:36,940
♪ I'm pissing on popularity ♪

1851
01:28:37,009 --> 01:28:39,874
♪ When the sun hits the shore,
then it's war ♪

1852
01:28:39,943 --> 01:28:42,498
♪ You'll be canceled
forevermore ♪

1853
01:28:42,566 --> 01:28:46,364
♪ I'm the legendary
Bloody, Bloody Mary ♪

1854
01:28:46,432 --> 01:28:51,161
♪ #VeryVeryGlorious ♪

1855
01:28:51,230 --> 01:28:53,060
♪ Glorious ♪

1856
01:28:53,128 --> 01:28:57,271
♪ Glorious, glorious ♪

1857
01:28:57,340 --> 01:28:58,928
♪ Glorious ♪

1858
01:28:58,997 --> 01:29:02,932
♪ Glorious, glorious ♪

1859
01:29:03,001 --> 01:29:06,280
♪ Glorious ♪

1860
01:29:06,349 --> 01:29:09,559
- ♪ End my days ♪

1861
01:29:09,628 --> 01:29:13,736
♪ Spare me a broken heart ♪

1862
01:29:13,805 --> 01:29:18,119
♪ I loved you from the start ♪

1863
01:29:18,188 --> 01:29:23,193
♪ Was I a fool, dear? ♪

1864
01:29:23,262 --> 01:29:25,230
♪ ♪

1865
01:29:52,222 --> 01:29:56,744
- Men don't have to choose
between love and power.

1866
01:29:56,813 --> 01:29:59,160
Why must a woman?

1867
01:29:59,229 --> 01:30:02,611
- I knew there was a reason
I liked this play.

1868
01:30:02,681 --> 01:30:05,615
[soft music]

1869
01:30:05,684 --> 01:30:12,760
♪ ♪

1870
01:30:33,988 --> 01:30:41,099
♪ ♪

1871
01:30:46,311 --> 01:30:49,348
I thought I was Bloody Mary.

1872
01:30:49,417 --> 01:30:52,179
No one was going
to know who I really was,

1873
01:30:52,248 --> 01:30:56,355
and nothing was going to stand
in the way of my success.

1874
01:30:56,423 --> 01:31:00,289
I wanted to get away
from this town, but really,

1875
01:31:00,359 --> 01:31:05,157
the only thing I was
trying to escape was me.

1876
01:31:05,226 --> 01:31:07,090
I didn't want to show people
who I really am

1877
01:31:07,159 --> 01:31:10,197
because I didn't want
to get hurt,

1878
01:31:10,266 --> 01:31:11,611
and I did.

1879
01:31:11,681 --> 01:31:14,304
I got hurt.

1880
01:31:14,373 --> 01:31:18,516
But I also discovered that
the people who are worth it,

1881
01:31:18,584 --> 01:31:22,485
you'll love them,
and they'll love you back.

1882
01:31:22,554 --> 01:31:25,453
♪ ♪

1883
01:31:25,523 --> 01:31:27,007
Who am I now?

1884
01:31:27,075 --> 01:31:31,770
Still to be determined,
but I'll be fine.

1885
01:31:31,839 --> 01:31:34,048
- Honor.
[clears throat]

1886
01:31:34,117 --> 01:31:36,361
We are in the middle
of a meeting right now.

1887
01:31:36,430 --> 01:31:38,570
- Oh, this will
only take a minute.

1888
01:31:38,639 --> 01:31:40,020
Hi, Michael.

1889
01:31:40,089 --> 01:31:42,678
Has he sent your recommendation
to Harvard yet?

1890
01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:45,784
- I--
- No, no, no, no, not yet.

1891
01:31:45,852 --> 01:31:47,855
- Good.

1892
01:31:47,923 --> 01:31:51,445
Because I think you
might want to reconsider.

1893
01:31:51,514 --> 01:31:52,998
Mr. Calvin,

1894
01:31:53,066 --> 01:31:54,966
are you asking me
to sleep with you?

1895
01:31:55,035 --> 01:31:57,209
- Why, I don't know if we'd be

1896
01:31:57,278 --> 01:31:59,936
doing a whole lot of sleeping.

1897
01:32:00,005 --> 01:32:01,766
- [laughs]

1898
01:32:01,834 --> 01:32:03,352
That's not what
it sounds like.

1899
01:32:03,422 --> 01:32:05,321
- Really?

1900
01:32:05,390 --> 01:32:06,909
♪ ♪

1901
01:32:06,977 --> 01:32:08,495
- Honor, you know
that you were always

1902
01:32:08,566 --> 01:32:09,877
my first choice, right?

1903
01:32:09,946 --> 01:32:12,086
- Oh.

1904
01:32:12,155 --> 01:32:17,195
Oh, thanks, but I don't
want you to recommend me.

1905
01:32:17,264 --> 01:32:19,300
Harvard is where all
the Kennedys went,

1906
01:32:19,369 --> 01:32:21,648
so I want you
to recommend our Kennedy.

1907
01:32:21,717 --> 01:32:23,753
- Uh-huh, yeah.

1908
01:32:23,822 --> 01:32:25,548
♪ ♪

1909
01:32:25,617 --> 01:32:27,481
- Bye, Michael.

1910
01:32:27,550 --> 01:32:30,484
[upbeat music]

1911
01:32:30,553 --> 01:32:35,247
♪ ♪

1912
01:32:35,316 --> 01:32:38,387
Like I said, I'll be fine.

1913
01:32:38,457 --> 01:32:42,358
- ♪ Ooh ♪

1914
01:32:42,427 --> 01:32:45,878
♪ Now loving is easy,
you had me fucked up ♪

1915
01:32:45,948 --> 01:32:49,779
♪ It used to be
so hard to see ♪

1916
01:32:49,848 --> 01:32:53,714
♪ Now loving is easy,
everything's perfect ♪

1917
01:32:53,783 --> 01:32:57,615
♪ Please don't change
a single little thing for me ♪

1918
01:32:57,684 --> 01:32:59,477
♪ Now, listen, boy ♪

1919
01:32:59,547 --> 01:33:01,170
♪ When you can't
even hide it ♪

1920
01:33:01,239 --> 01:33:02,758
- Cheers, bitches.
- Thank you.

1921
01:33:02,827 --> 01:33:05,381
- ♪ And it didn't take
forever to find it ♪

1922
01:33:05,450 --> 01:33:08,349
♪ I was on my own ♪

1923
01:33:08,418 --> 01:33:13,803
♪ Almost glad to be alone
until love came in ♪

1924
01:33:13,872 --> 01:33:16,944
♪ On time, on time ♪

1925
01:33:17,012 --> 01:33:21,086
♪ Now loving is easy,
you had me fucked up ♪

1926
01:33:21,155 --> 01:33:24,780
♪ It used to be so hard
to see ♪

1927
01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:26,747
♪ Now loving is easy ♪

1928
01:33:26,816 --> 01:33:29,128
♪ Everything's perfect ♪

1929
01:33:29,198 --> 01:33:32,857
♪ Please don't change
a single little thing for me ♪

1930
01:33:32,926 --> 01:33:36,619
♪ Oh, ah ♪

1931
01:33:36,688 --> 01:33:39,726
[cell phone ringing]

1932
01:33:39,795 --> 01:33:41,382
- Hi, Mom.
- It's an alarm.

1933
01:33:41,450 --> 01:33:42,901
I don't know how that happened.

1934
01:33:42,970 --> 01:33:47,768
- ♪ Ah, ah ♪

1935
01:33:47,837 --> 01:33:49,977
- Meow, meow, meow.

1936
01:33:50,046 --> 01:33:52,117
[laughing]
Shoot.

1937
01:33:52,186 --> 01:33:53,705
- It's an art piece.
There's no dialogue.

1938
01:33:53,774 --> 01:33:55,983
Just bowling.

1939
01:33:56,052 --> 01:33:58,089
Dead puppies.

1940
01:33:58,158 --> 01:34:03,991
♪ ♪

1941
01:34:04,060 --> 01:34:07,200
- ♪ Listen, boy, ooh ♪

1942
01:34:07,270 --> 01:34:10,688
- You see,
it's like Kenny Rogers said...

1943
01:34:10,757 --> 01:34:13,414
♪ ♪

1944
01:34:13,483 --> 01:34:15,106
- You forgot.

1945
01:34:15,175 --> 01:34:19,662
- ♪ Almost glad to be alone
until love came in ♪

1946
01:34:19,731 --> 01:34:23,045
♪ On time, on time ♪

1947
01:34:23,114 --> 01:34:24,909
♪ Now loving is easy ♪

1948
01:34:24,977 --> 01:34:27,048
- ET phone home.

1949
01:34:27,118 --> 01:34:29,810
Not from the St. Louis
Radisson, little man.

1950
01:34:29,878 --> 01:34:32,157
Where did all
the students go?

1951
01:34:32,226 --> 01:34:39,337
♪ ♪

1952
01:34:41,891 --> 01:34:44,548
- Oh, God, ow.

1953
01:34:44,618 --> 01:34:47,966
Once you lose your virginity,
the second time--

1954
01:34:48,035 --> 01:34:52,212
[laughter]

1955
01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:54,490
You want to keep going?

1956
01:34:54,559 --> 01:34:56,423
[laughter]

1957
01:34:56,492 --> 01:35:02,498
- That was the most forced
applause I have ever heard.

1958
01:35:02,566 --> 01:35:05,432
[whistle blows]
- Song club is over, traffic.

1959
01:35:05,501 --> 01:35:06,985
You--

1960
01:35:07,054 --> 01:35:09,401
[laughter]

1961
01:35:09,470 --> 01:35:12,680
- You smell like fries.
I meant it as a compliment.

1962
01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:14,372
I just told you--

1963
01:35:14,441 --> 01:35:16,684
- If it says mirror abort,
don't spill.

1964
01:35:16,753 --> 01:35:18,100
- You got it.

1965
01:35:18,169 --> 01:35:20,102
[laughter]

1966
01:35:20,171 --> 01:35:22,380
Mirror--abort!

1967
01:35:22,449 --> 01:35:24,796
- Yes, man,
he had way more [indistinct].

1968
01:35:24,865 --> 01:35:27,419
We were fricking--I, uh--

1969
01:35:27,488 --> 01:35:29,767
Let's go again.
[laughter]

1970
01:35:29,836 --> 01:35:31,561
- ♪ Now loving is easy ♪

1971
01:35:31,630 --> 01:35:33,667
- Oh, my God.

1972
01:35:33,736 --> 01:35:37,775
- ♪ Please don't change
a single little thing for me ♪

1973
01:35:37,843 --> 01:35:42,262
♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪

1974
01:35:42,331 --> 01:35:45,161
♪ Ah ♪

1975
01:35:45,230 --> 01:35:50,028
♪ Oh, ah ♪

1976
01:35:50,097 --> 01:35:51,718
- Work it!

1977
01:35:51,789 --> 01:35:53,135
- And love you!

1978
01:35:53,204 --> 01:35:54,653
all: Mean it!

1979
01:35:54,722 --> 01:35:58,347
[dog barking]
- [mimicking barking]

1980
01:35:58,416 --> 01:36:00,798
- And that's when I knew
she wasn't the one.

1981
01:36:00,867 --> 01:36:05,457
- ♪ Follow, follow ♪

1982
01:36:05,526 --> 01:36:09,253
♪ Follow my ♪

1983
01:36:09,323 --> 01:36:14,881
♪ Command ♪

1984
01:36:14,950 --> 01:36:18,470
[upbeat music]

1985
01:36:18,539 --> 01:36:20,818
♪ Did you think ♪

1986
01:36:20,887 --> 01:36:24,752
♪ I would be swayed
by the stars? ♪

1987
01:36:24,822 --> 01:36:28,722
♪ For I come from Venus,
not from Mars ♪

1988
01:36:28,791 --> 01:36:31,725
♪ Well, big mistake,
I won't break ♪

1989
01:36:31,794 --> 01:36:34,176
♪ Bid farewell
to my juicy cake ♪

1990
01:36:34,245 --> 01:36:36,695
- ♪ What a queen ♪

1991
01:36:36,764 --> 01:36:40,492
- ♪ I have no time
for charity ♪

1992
01:36:40,561 --> 01:36:44,462
♪ I'm pissing on popularity ♪

1993
01:36:44,530 --> 01:36:47,499
♪ When the sun hits the shore,
then it's war ♪

1994
01:36:47,568 --> 01:36:50,019
♪ You'll be canceled
forevermore ♪

1995
01:36:50,088 --> 01:36:53,954
♪ I'm the legendary
Bloody, Bloody Mary ♪

1996
01:36:54,023 --> 01:36:58,786
♪ #VeryVeryGlorious ♪

1997
01:36:58,856 --> 01:37:00,581
♪ Glorious ♪

1998
01:37:00,650 --> 01:37:04,861
♪ Glorious, glorious ♪

1999
01:37:04,931 --> 01:37:06,898
♪ Glorious ♪

2000
01:37:06,967 --> 01:37:10,419
♪ Glorious, glorious ♪

2001
01:37:10,488 --> 01:37:14,216
♪ Glorious ♪

2002
01:37:14,285 --> 01:37:17,805
- ♪ The legendary ♪
- ♪ Follow my command ♪

2003
01:37:17,875 --> 01:37:21,016
- ♪ #VeryScary ♪
- ♪ Now ♪

2004
01:37:21,084 --> 01:37:25,434
- ♪ She's the legendary ♪
- ♪ I am Bloody Mary ♪

2005
01:37:25,503 --> 01:37:27,850
- ♪ #VeryVery ♪

2006
01:37:27,919 --> 01:37:33,856
- ♪ Glorious ♪
- ♪ Glorious, glorious ♪

2007
01:37:33,925 --> 01:37:38,066
♪ Glorious, glorious ♪
- ♪ Glorious ♪

2008
01:37:38,136 --> 01:37:40,380
- ♪ Glorious ♪
- ♪ Glorious ♪

2009
01:37:40,449 --> 01:37:41,795
- ♪ Glorious ♪

2010
01:37:41,864 --> 01:37:43,727
- Whoo!
- ♪ Glorious ♪

2011
01:37:43,797 --> 01:37:47,797
- And scene.
[blade thuds]