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[dramatic music building]
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[crowd cheering]
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All right.
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We're about to unveil your future.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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Travis, Moji and Shank
called bullshit on you.
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You were bullshitting.
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If Alejandra didn't believe you,
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you're going home.
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But… Alejandra,
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if you believed him,
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-Travis will have $250,000.
-[exhales]
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What did you think?
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-Travis, I'm so sorry.
-[Howie groans]
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[music fades]
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-For me, because I believed you.
-Oh, my God!
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-[crowd cheering, applauding]
-[laughing] $250,000 is yours.
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles] Oh-ho!
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Ah…
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Oh…
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[Howie] Okay.
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If you use
your second and final lock here…
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-Yeah.
-…you can't leave here
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with any less than $250,000.
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What would you do
with a quarter of a million dollars?
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Oh, my God.
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[stammers] Stuff I never even thought
I could do.
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Like, buy a hearse
and paint purple flames on it.
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-I don't know. Like--
-Wow.
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I got purple hearse money now.
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See, when he's telling the truth
about what he would do,
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-it sounds like bullshit, but it's real.
-[all laugh]
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This is real.
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Well, Howie, that lock's a wonderful gift,
and I think I would be foolish…
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-Not to take it?
-…not to take advantage of it.
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-Let's lock in…
-[Howie] Okay.
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-…250,000 freaking dollars!
-[crowd cheers]
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[upbeat music playing]
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Wow.
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[Howie] Three questions away
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-from one million dollars.
-[chuckling]
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I will tell you,
on this season of Bullsh*t,
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this is the first time I have ever given…
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-Hoo!
-…a half a million dollar question.
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[crowd cheering, applauding]
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[Howie] Here is the question.
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[reading question]
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[continues reading]
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[continues reading]
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"A, spinning top. B, wisdom tooth."
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"C, peanut shell. D, pocket watch."
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[chimes]
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[Howie] Okay, he locked in.
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Got a smirk on his face.
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-It's a happy smirk, Howie.
-You're happy.
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This is a great time for you.
Go ahead. Answer the question.
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Uh, the answer is C, peanut shell.
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-[chimes]
-Um…
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I'm not gonna tell Shank I love astronomy.
That might be a weasel word.
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-But I-- I am a big astronomy buff.
-[laughs]
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You know, one of the things you learn
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when you, uh, learn
about astronomy is that
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gravity wants matter
to be in kind of a spheroid shape.
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Uh, so, a lot of these, uh,
different answers are shapes
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that really don't involve a sphere,
whereas a peanut shell
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could be two, uh, heavenly bodies
sort of rotating around each other.
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And that's why
the answer is C, peanut shell.
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These two spheres
kind of rotating around each other.
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[Howie] All right.
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[chimes]
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You've got that smirk, Alejandra, now.
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You were the one
that brought him to $250,000
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because you believed bullshit.
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What are you thinking now, Alejandra?
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-[suspenseful music plays]
-I don't wanna get burned again.
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I don't believe you.
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Come on. I wouldn't let you down.
I thought we--
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[Howie] He wouldn't let you down.
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For somebody saying
they're such a big astronomy buff,
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that was so much bullshit
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-I just heard.
-Oh, come on.
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[crowd groans]
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-[Howie] Shank, what did you think?
-Um, I listened. I listened carefully.
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Uh, I processed it.
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It didn't sound
like anything I heard in class,
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um, which I studied
to be a rocket scientist.
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So, I thought that
a lot of that was bullshit.
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-Whoa. Rocket science.
-[crowd groans]
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-Should've told me that earlier, Shank.
-[Howie] Look where we are again.
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Two bullshits, but I don't know
what that means unless you tell me
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what your answer was.
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[suspenseful music continues]
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Well, I'm in perfect agreement
of Alejandra and Shank.
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That was bullshit.
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[crowd groans]
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The actual answer is a spinning top.
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Goes against everything
I know about astronomy.
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[Howie] Now, here's the key.
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If Moji calls bullshit, you're going home
with a quarter of a million dollars,
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and you got to ride in your purple hearse.
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-Yeah.
-[Howie] Whatever you're gonna do.
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-That's not a terrible thing.
-No.
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But if Moji believed your bullshit,
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you are heading
toward a half a million dollars.
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Who has been your toughest challenger,
do you think?
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I mean, let's face it.
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Moji has-- has been very, very tough.
I don't think I've gotten through to her.
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Even the few times I was right.
So, uh, yeah, I… I…
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Moji, you're… you're a tough nut.
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Not a peanut shaped asteroid,
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-obviously, but a tough nut to crack.
-Good one.
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We haven't had anybody here
bullshit for half a million dollars.
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A half a million dollars.
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Moji.
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What'd you think?
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[suspenseful music building]
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[music fades]
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I totally fell for the lie,
and I thought he was correct.
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-Boom!
-[crowd cheers]
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[Howie] Half a million dollars,
right now, is yours.
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-You have a half a million dollars, buddy.
-Does anybody have a paper bag on them?
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-[all laugh]
-Are you feeling sick? But in a happy way?
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Yeah, more like
in the hyperventilating way.
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-[crowd laughs]
-[Howie] Half a million dollars.
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-[Travis] Ho, ho, ho.
-[crowd cheers]
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So, let's just, uh, recap for a second.
You've been asked eight questions.
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-Yeah.
-[Howie] There's only ten in this game.
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Out of eight questions,
you've only gotten three right,
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which means, five questions,
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-your answers have been complete bullshit.
-What?
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-[Travis] That's true.
-This game is wild.
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This game is wild
for not knowing anything, people.
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Believe it or not, Howie,
and-- and you guys,
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I'm-- I'm not bad at trivia.
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-Oh, you are.
-Okay. All right. Fine, fine.
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-I just feel like--
-But you're fantastic at this game.
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I got dealt a bad hand.
But to me, that means I'm due.
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Pardon me?
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This next question for $750,000,
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I will know the answer to, so…
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Let's keep moving.
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[crowd cheering, applauding]
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[chuckling] Oh, my God.
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-Oh, my God.
-[Alejandra] Go, Travis.
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[Howie] You just turned down
a half a million dollars
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for a question worth $750,000.
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I gotta tell you, this is the most excited
I've ever been on this show before.
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This might be the most excited
I've been in my entire life.
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-You've gotten virtually nothing right.
-[laughing]
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The question for $750,000 is…
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[reading question]
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[continues reading]
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"A, run. B, get."
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"C, put. Or D, set."
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[chimes]
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Tell them the answer, Travis.
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-Uh, Howie?
-[Howie] Yes.
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The answer is D, set.
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-[chimes]
-Um…
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I'm a creative director,
a writer by trade.
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Uh, the OED,
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the Oxford English Dictionary,
is something I'm very familiar with.
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I have to refer to it all the time,
but, you know, set is one of those words.
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A set is a thing.
A set is something you can do.
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Uh, it's-- it's a noun and a verb
in many different types of sets.
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Many things you can set
and ways to set. We're on a set.
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Uh, it's just one of those words
that you can use so many different ways.
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The answer is D.
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[Howie] Okay.
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You heard the answer.
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[tense music plays]
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[chimes]
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[Howie] They locked in.
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This is for three quarters
of a million dollars.
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One step away from one million dollars.
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[exhales]
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The most exciting game of bullshit
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-we've had in the history of Bullsh*t.
-Hoo!
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And I'm not just talking about the game.
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I'm talking about bullshit
from the beginning of time.
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-Wow. Wow!
-[crowd laughs]
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I know. I know.
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-So, I will start with you.
-Okay, Howie.
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[Howie] You said you were due.
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You said you'd have
the correct answer to this question.
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[tense sting]
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Did you know the answer?
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Or were you bullshitting
for three quarters of a million dollars?
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-Well, Howie…
-[dramatic sting]
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…I think my record… speaks for itself.
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[suspenseful music continues]
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I was indeed bullshitting.
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[crowd laughs, exclaims]
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[Howie] Okay.
A is the right answer, and it's "run."
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But bullshit has served you well.
Will it continue to serve you?
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Moji, tell us how you felt
about this answer.
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So, I heard you,
and you knew what OED stood for.
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[tense music building]
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So, I was really believing you
at the beginning.
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But I kept listening and…
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At the end, you kinda lost it for me,
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-so I called bullshit.
-[music fades]
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-Sorry.
-Okay.
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Alejandra.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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I called bullshit.
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I didn't believe a word of it other than
the Oxford English Dictionary.
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[crowd laughs]
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[Howie] All right. Two bullshits.
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You've been in this position before.
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This is so familiar.
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$750,000 is on the line.
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One little piece of bullshit away
from one million dollars
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is what stands between you
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and Shank right now.
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He believes you, you take $750,000,
three quarters of a million dollars.
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Or he says good night to you.
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Yeah.
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And you go home with $250,000.
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I am so curious.
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Well…
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He's so curious.
Are you gonna kill the cat?
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[suspenseful music plays]
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Well, I was paying attention
to Travis when he was talking.
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And I thought he was trying to set us up.
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[music fades]
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I called bullshit.
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[crowd groans]
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[funky music plays]
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[audience clapping]
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The good news is, you're going home
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-with a quarter of a million dollars.
-[crowd cheers]
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You'll be in that parade in that hearse.
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-Whoo!
-Travis, you make bullshit fun.
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You really do.
Thank you so much for being here.
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It's been a pleasure, Howie.
Guys, good luck.
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I hope you all win a million.
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[crowd cheers]
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[Travis] I am delighted,
and I can't wait to tell my wife and kids.
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Daddy's coming home
with a quarter of a million dollars.
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[chuckles]
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That's put kids through college money.
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And that's exactly what we're gonna do.
247
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,789
Okay. And now,
the most accurate challenger
248
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:51,544
making their way to the hot seat
for one million dollars is…
249
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:52,712
Shank.
250
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,380
-[crowd cheers]
-[funky music plays]
251
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,548
Oh, a dab.
252
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,258
-Gotta dab, you know?
-Come on up.
253
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,175
[crowd laughs]
254
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,721
I've always wanted to be on a game show.
And I've been practicing my entire life.
255
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:05,015
-Take a seat, a stand, a place.
-[crowd laughs]
256
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:05,975
We're here.
257
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,103
I am a rocket scientist.
I'm a data scientist.
258
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,604
And I'm a bullshit scientist.
259
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,274
Convincing bullshit starts
with a little kernel of truth.
260
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:16,193
And I'll find that.
I got what it takes to be good at this.
261
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,113
[Howie] Shank will face
two new challengers,
262
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,323
both eager to make it into the hot seat.
263
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:26,036
Okay. First of all,
tell me a little bit about yourself.
264
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,830
Sure. Uh, my name is Shank.
265
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,374
Uh, I am from Washington, D.C.
266
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,002
I'm a data scientist
for a large nonprofit.
267
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,212
I went to the University of Maryland.
268
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,297
Go, Terps.
269
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,633
And I studied aerospace engineering,
so I'm a certified rocket scientist.
270
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:43,095
Well, for this game,
you don't have to be a rocket scientist.
271
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,723
You just have to be really good at BS.
272
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:46,682
Yes, sir.
273
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,770
Okay. And now, we have
some new challengers here.
274
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,855
Tom, I know nothing about you.
275
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,232
I work in the cannabis industry.
I live in Las Vegas.
276
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,235
I got married right before COVID,
and I'm here to win some money.
277
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,612
You're in the cannabis industry?
278
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:00,780
The cannabis industry, yes.
279
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,239
-Sharing is caring.
-Sharing is.
280
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,157
[Howie] Okay, Megan.
281
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,243
Hi. I'm a mom of two,
and I'm from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
282
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,872
Okay. Put up the money ladder, please.
283
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:17,421
We'll start at $1,000 and go all the way
for one million dollars.
284
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,339
[crowd cheers]
285
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,716
-Hell yeah.
-[Howie] Hell yeah.
286
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,010
-[laughs]
-[Howie] Let's play some Bullsh*t.
287
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,678
-Here we go.
-[crowd applauding]
288
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:29,350
Question number one for $1,000.
289
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:36,607
[reading question]
290
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,067
[continues reading]
291
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:42,738
"A, the first set was stolen.
B, his people asked for another copy."
292
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,990
"C, no one could read the first set."
293
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,953
"Or D, he smashed the first set in anger."
294
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,414
-[suspenseful music plays]
-They're watching you closely.
295
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,710
He's reading his tablet.
296
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,298
-He's clicking in his answer.
-[chimes]
297
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:05,469
He knows and only he knows
whether he knows.
298
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,554
[crowd laughs]
299
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,180
[Howie] Let's hear your answer.
300
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,349
Um, I do practice Hinduism.
301
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,853
So, not like the… I… Not the biggest, uh…
302
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,188
Not-- I don't have
the most knowledge about Moses,
303
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,065
but one thing I do know
304
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:22,069
is that God is someone
who you can anger easily.
305
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,029
Sometimes people
don't take that the right way,
306
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,239
they get angry themselves.
307
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,991
So he smashed that first set in anger.
308
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,868
-[chimes]
-[suspenseful music plays]
309
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:31,787
[chimes]
310
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,539
[chimes]
311
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:35,624
[chimes]
312
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,794
Moji, this is definitely
not rocket science right here.
313
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,171
It's not.
It's not your field of expertise.
314
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:45,676
And I saw you thinking really,
really hard on this one, so, um…
315
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,137
I had to call bullshit on you. Sorry.
316
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,388
Because he was thinking?
317
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,056
He was thinking a long time.
318
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,892
-[crowd laughs]
-You wanna tell Moji
319
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,227
how she's done so far?
320
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,772
Uh, first of all, I came in here
planning on taking a lot of time.
321
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:02,192
Don't be reading that in the first place,
'cause this one was true.
322
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,485
[crowd cheers]
323
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,781
[Howie] And with the correct answer,
$1,000 is yours.
324
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,199
Megan and Tom both believed you.
325
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,994
So, they jump out
in the lead for accuracy.
326
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,580
$1,000 is yours.
327
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,458
You can lock in now at $1,000
328
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,502
to ensure that no matter what happens
in the future of this game,
329
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,796
you don't go home
with any less than $1,000.
330
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,298
-Sure.
-What do you wanna do?
331
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,884
Uh, I don't wanna
leave here without anything.
332
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,720
I don't plan on
quitting until the million,
333
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,221
but I will lock for the $1,000.
334
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,974
-[crowd applauds]
-[Howie] Okay. He's locking in at $1,000.
335
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,102
Question number two for $10,000.
336
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:42,232
[reading question]
337
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:47,112
[continues reading]
338
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,114
[continues reading]
339
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,200
"A, Seth Rogen."
340
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,160
"B, Jonah Hill."
341
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:57,247
"C, Samuel L. Jackson. Or D, Joe Pesci."
342
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,875
[suspenseful music playing]
343
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,379
There's that time again.
344
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,631
-[crowd laughs]
-I'm watching him. [chuckles]
345
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,466
[Howie] He is consistent.
346
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,301
[chimes]
347
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,263
[Howie] He has his answer in. Go ahead.
348
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,724
I don't know where I heard this,
but I have heard this,
349
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,267
and I have watched Moneyball,
350
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,937
obviously as a sports betting
connoisseur myself.
351
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,856
And so, I picked the answer B, Jonah Hill.
352
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,816
Jonah Hill.
353
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:24,900
Yes, sir.
354
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:26,777
So, that's what he said.
355
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,948
The question here is,
does he know the answer?
356
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,741
-And was that bullshit?
-[chimes]
357
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,869
Tom, let's start with you this time.
358
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,622
I like your answer,
um, and I like that movie.
359
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,499
You know, and I can relate to that.
360
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,168
But I think you're full of bullshit.
361
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,294
That's fair.
362
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,546
[Tom laughing]
363
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,715
[Howie] You took that well.
"You're full of bullshit."
364
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,676
This is the only place in the world
where somebody can go,
365
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,969
"You're full of bullshit."
366
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,805
And you go,
"Well, thank you. That's fair."
367
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:55,973
-Okay.
-[all laughing]
368
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,684
[Howie] Megan, what did you think?
369
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,644
You sounded confident in your answer,
370
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,104
but I think that's a ruse.
371
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,689
I think that was bullshit.
372
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,024
[crowd groans]
373
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,942
[Howie] That's two bullshits, Shank.
374
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,152
[tense music playing]
375
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,571
-Moji?
-I called bullshit as well.
376
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:11,947
[crowd groans]
377
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,241
-[exhales]
-[Howie] That's three bullshits.
378
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,701
[music building]
379
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,912
If you were trying to get away
with an incorrect answer,
380
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:20,873
you're going home.
381
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,627
Why don't you tell
your challengers and the world
382
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,963
if you were giving them
the correct answer?
383
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,298
[music fades]
384
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,718
Guys, come on, man.
Jonah Hill. He curses the most.
385
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,678
-That's the right answer.
-Yeah!
386
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,515
-[laughs]
-[Howie] $10,000 is yours.
387
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,517
Gotta keep an eye on this guy. [laughs]
388
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,685
[crowd applauding]
389
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,312
[Howie] All right. $10,000 is yours.
390
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,563
All right, now we're playing.
391
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,106
-Whoa!
-All right, all right.
392
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,151
Do you believe he's a rocket scientist?
Or was that part of the ploy?
393
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,069
[crowd laughs]
394
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,863
-Sure, maybe he is.
-You think I'm just taking you for a ride?
395
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:53,822
[all laugh]
396
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:58,452
[Howie] All right. You can walk away
right now with $10,000.
397
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:02,581
Or you can stay
and risk it to go for $25,000.
398
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:06,210
-No, let's keep going. Let's get this 25.
-[Howie] Let's get this 25. Here we go.
399
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,920
Here is question number three.
400
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:12,049
[reading question]
401
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:16,428
[reading question]
402
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:22,768
"A, it's 99% underwater.
B, it's inside a giant sinkhole."
403
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:28,065
"C, it's overrun with alligators.
Or D, it's a former nuclear testing site."
404
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,817
[suspenseful music playing]
405
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:33,987
[chimes]
406
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,489
[Howie] He's locked in.
407
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,200
He knows whether he is right or wrong.
408
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,452
He's about to tell you the answer.
409
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,497
[smacks lips] Sure.
So, I'm not from Florida.
410
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,749
As I went over, from Washington, D.C.
411
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,210
So I had to use
process of elimination to get this one.
412
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,672
Um, I know that Florida
is densely populated.
413
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,508
So, I don't think
it's a former nuclear testing site.
414
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,971
Uh, Dry Tortugas National Park,
it's not 99% underwater.
415
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:02,683
And the "overrun with alligators"
was the "gotcha" on this one.
416
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,685
So I don't think
it's overrun with alligators.
417
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,062
I went with B,
it's inside a giant sinkhole.
418
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,400
-[chiming]
-[suspenseful music plays]
419
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,696
All right. You guys have heard him.
420
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,531
You've watched him.
421
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,076
This is the third question.
I don't know if you're getting a feel.
422
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,370
We're about to find out.
Moji, what'd you think?
423
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,331
[sighs] This is a really tough one,
'cause I'm watching his face.
424
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,878
And I think I'm watching him lie
straight to my face,
425
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,922
but I'm not sure
if there's a speckle of the truth.
426
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,718
But this time,
I had to call bullshit once again.
427
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:41,680
-Even though you saw a speckle of truth?
-I know. I still don't trust this guy.
428
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,308
-[crowd laughs]
-[chuckling] Wow. Wow.
429
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,976
Okay. Tom, what'd you think?
430
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,564
Enjoyed the thought process.
Enjoyed the process of elimination.
431
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,399
Uh, but I'm calling bullshit once again.
432
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,276
-[crowd groans]
-Because?
433
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,030
Um, it's, uh, the way
that he went through it.
434
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,866
I think that there's, uh--
there's some holes in the explanation.
435
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,410
So you didn't buy
the process of elimination?
436
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,329
-Exactly.
-You thought that was a cover?
437
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,122
It was a cover for not knowing.
438
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,665
[Howie] Okay. Shank.
439
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,835
Two of your challengers have called BS.
440
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:15,380
So if you were bullshitting,
you better hope you convinced Megan
441
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,425
your answer was correct
even if you knew it wasn't.
442
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:19,968
Megan.
443
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,095
He wasn't confident in his answer.
444
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,513
[tense music playing]
445
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,893
But I think he eventually got there.
446
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,978
-So, you…
-I said he was right.
447
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,231
-Boom!
-[crowd cheers]
448
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:36,318
[Howie] $25,000 is yours.
449
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,487
Now, were you telling the truth?
450
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,197
Oh, I was bullshitting.
451
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,199
-He was bullshitting anyhow.
-[Tom laughs]
452
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,868
I would've been
in a giant sinkhole if you said BS.
453
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:50,165
-[crowd laughs]
-The correct answer was 99% underwater.
454
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,000
So, Megan, you could've gotten him out
455
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,585
if you would've called bullshit on him…
456
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,170
-Sorry, guys.
-…'cause it was bullshit.
457
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,172
-You kept him in the game.
-[both laugh]
458
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,217
$25,000. You know how you got there?
459
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,134
By bullshitting.
460
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,511
-Megan.
-[crowd laughs]
461
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,430
-Thank you, Megan.
-[Howie] All right.
462
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,515
[suspenseful music plays]
463
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,016
You can walk away right now
464
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,144
with $25,000.
465
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,855
Or you can risk it.
466
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,735
Your next question is worth $50,000.
467
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,238
What do you wanna do?
468
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,824
-I'm in. Let's ride.
-We're gonna ride.
469
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:24,950
[crowd cheers]
470
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:29,997
[Howie] If this doesn't go well,
you'll leave with just $1,000.
471
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,248
Here we go.
472
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:34,084
For $50,000, the question is…
473
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,963
[reading question]
474
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,300
[continues reading]
475
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:47,180
"A, the clarinet. B, the accordion.
C, the lute. Or D, the xylophone."
476
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,266
[suspenseful music playing]
477
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:54,604
[chimes]
478
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,065
He's answered the question.
479
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:03,238
He's now being alerted to the fact
of whether his answer is correct or not.
480
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,115
Tell them the answer.
481
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:08,118
Sure. Um, I know that it's called
the people's instrument
482
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:11,747
because it's Pyongyang, which is
the People's Republic of North Korea.
483
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,876
However, I was looking at them,
and the xylophone is the only one
484
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,878
-that can be played by multiple people.
-[chiming]
485
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:20,672
And so, that's why
I picked the answer D, xylophone.
486
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,299
The People's Republic
487
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,510
playing the people's instrument.
488
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,596
[suspenseful music plays]
489
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,309
[chimes]
490
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:33,894
Moji, what'd ya think?
491
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:37,939
[sighs] I'm still trying to read this guy.
I'm looking at his face.
492
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,942
I'm watching him answer, taking his time.
493
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,571
And I think he bullshitted us once again.
494
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:45,739
So I call bullshit.
495
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:46,907
-[Howie] Bullshit?
-Yeah.
496
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,658
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay. Tom?
497
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:52,120
I'm having a hard time picturing
the square in Pyongyang
498
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,581
filled with people playing xylophones.
499
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:57,209
-Just close your eyes, if you will.
-[all laughing]
500
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,380
Now I can see it.
So, I do call bullshit on that.
501
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,549
Bullshit because you didn't paint
a beautiful picture.
502
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,259
-That's what it was?
-Yes.
503
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,762
I'm not sure a lot of people
can see inside Pyongyang anyway.
504
00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:11,390
-So picturing that is kind of hard.
-[laughs]
505
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,893
This is kinda the setup we had last time.
506
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:17,270
-Sure.
-[Howie] Two challengers have called BS.
507
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,315
Before we find out what Megan thought
of your answer, tell us.
508
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,275
Were you giving us the correct answer?
509
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,735
No, my answer was bullshit.
510
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,112
[crowd exclaims]
511
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:29,282
So, that was bullshit.
The actual answer is accordion.
512
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,909
That's the people's… [chuckles]
513
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,994
-[laughs] Beautiful music.
-[Shank] Didn't know that.
514
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:36,456
When you think of Korea,
you don't think of the polka.
515
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,833
-That's just me.
-[all laugh]
516
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,335
[Howie] Okay. You have two bullshits.
517
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,212
You did bullshit.
518
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,130
I did.
519
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:47,509
If Megan calls you out on your bullshit,
520
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:50,679
you are going home
with the $1,000 you locked in with.
521
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:54,641
But if she believed you,
you'll have $50,000.
522
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,977
-Megan?
-I'm with Moji.
523
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,062
-He's-- He's a tough read.
-He is, isn't he?
524
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,523
He's been right a few times.
He's bullshitted us. It's--
525
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,066
It's been all over the place.
526
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,277
-[tense music playing]
-Uh…
527
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,322
But you're walking with 1,000.
528
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:10,574
That was bullshit.
529
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:11,616
-Oh!
-[Tom] Oh!
530
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,784
[crowd exclaims]
531
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,202
[upbeat music plays]
532
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,329
Wow. You did play a good game.
533
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,875
It's not a million dollars,
but it's $1,000.
534
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:23,420
And you know what? $1,000 is a good check.
535
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:26,214
-It still has a comma in there.
-[Howie] Right. That's what you wanted.
536
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,258
-It's not the money. It's the comma.
-Yes, sir.
537
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,844
-See you again, Shank. Good night.
-[Shank] Yes, sir.
538
00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:31,761
[crowd cheering]
539
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:39,561
All right. Turns out, this game is hard
even for a rocket scientist.
540
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,729
[chuckles]
541
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:43,398
Maybe a cannabis salesman
will have more luck.
542
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,693
-Tom, you were the most accurate.
-[crowd cheers]
543
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:47,777
Come on up.
544
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,739
I'm great at trivia.
I used to be in morning radio.
545
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,324
I can bullshit in four languages.
546
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:53,408
[speaks in Thai]
547
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,912
Can't believe I'm about to play
for a million dollars.
548
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,831
[Howie] Will Tom's skills help him
make his way up the ladder
549
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:03,418
as he faces off against Megan
and our two new challengers?
550
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,129
[Tom] You really can't tell I'm lying
'cause I have different tells.
551
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,465
The challengers won't have
any idea what hit 'em.
552
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:14,346
So, Tom, uh, tell me
a little bit about yourself.
553
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:17,557
Well, I live in Las Vegas.
I used to be an air traffic controller.
554
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,142
I work in the cannabis industry.
555
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,602
-[both chuckle]
-Oh, my God.
556
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:24,231
Those two professions,
I-- I wouldn't think they would meld.
557
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,232
Most people don't.
558
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,691
You're still into flying high.
559
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,860
-Absolutely.
-[Howie] Yes, there you go.
560
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,445
-You married?
-I'm absolutely married.
561
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,198
I have a beautiful wife.
Been married for one year before COVID.
562
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,784
And then you're locked down together.
How did that work out?
563
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:36,952
It worked out pretty well.
564
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:39,746
So, I-- I got very, very lucky
that she puts up with me.
565
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:42,249
Oh, wow. So that is good.
Wanna meet your challengers?
566
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:43,625
-Absolutely.
-Let's meet 'em.
567
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:44,960
Ashley, tell me about yourself.
568
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:48,046
I am from Columbus, Ohio.
I'm a radio producer.
569
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,091
Love to do trivia, karaoke, and travel.
570
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:52,342
Billy.
571
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:55,470
I'm a healthcare administrator.
I reside in Brooklyn, New York.
572
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,846
I'm really excited to be here.
573
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,431
Okay. And, Megan,
574
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,725
you were one of the challengers
in the last game.
575
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,811
So you have one more shot
for the hot seat.
576
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,480
Now, Tom, you're ready for some bullshit?
577
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,857
I'm ready for more bullshit
than you could ever imagine.
578
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,442
-[Howie] Okay.
-[crowd cheers]
579
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,488
Here's your first question for $1,000.
580
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,948
[suspenseful music plays]
581
00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:17,325
[Howie reading question]
582
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:21,580
[continues reading]
583
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,332
"A, invent something useless."
584
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,002
"B, ruin something everybody likes."
585
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:33,091
"C, give birth to an ugly baby.
Or D, die in a very stupid way."
586
00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,387
[chimes]
587
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:38,430
[Howie] All right.
588
00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,265
Tell your challengers the answer,
589
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:44,394
and they will decide
whether it's BS or the truth. Go.
590
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:47,939
Well, the Darwin Awards are one
of my favorite things I've ever watched,
591
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,899
especially being locked down during COVID
592
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:52,611
where you get to see
all the funny stuff that people are up to.
593
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:57,699
So, I'm gonna go with D,
die in a very, very stupid way.
594
00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,951
[tense music plays]
595
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:01,828
[chimes]
596
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:03,455
[chimes]
597
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:05,373
[chimes]
598
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,543
Okay, Ashley. What do you think?
You're making a face.
599
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,503
I'm making a stank face, you know,
600
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:13,757
because you… you
didn't sound that confident.
601
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,468
Even though you've watched
all of these things,
602
00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:18,470
all of these videos during COVID,
603
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:21,598
you still didn't know exactly
what the Darwin Awards were.
604
00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:24,184
-And so, I called bullshit.
-[crowd exclaims]
605
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,394
Okay. So he didn't
come off confident to you?
606
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,105
-No, no, he didn't. I'm onto him.
-[Howie] Wow.
607
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:30,899
Ashley thinks she's onto you.
608
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:34,194
Did she catch you trying
to get away with something?
609
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,488
Or did you know
what you were talking about?
610
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,824
Yeah, um, I know exactly
what I'm talking about.
611
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,494
That's, uh, the Darwin Awards.
They die in a very stupid way.
612
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,037
[Howie] So it was not bullshit.
613
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,121
Okay.
614
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,457
-[crowd applauding]
-[Howie] $1,000 is yours.
615
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,376
You got me. Call me Darwin.
616
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,127
[both laugh]
617
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,213
Well, the key is you gotta be accurate,
618
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:56,132
and that was not accurate,
but Megan and Billy were accurate.
619
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,718
They both believed
you had the right answer.
620
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,470
And with the right answer,
621
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:02,889
-you got $1,000 right now.
-Yes, yes.
622
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:06,017
-Excellent.
-You can lock in at $1,000.
623
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:08,603
The next question's worth $10,000.
What do you wanna do?
624
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,604
I'll go to $10,000.
625
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,314
-No lock?
-No lock.
626
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,525
-Let's keep going.
-No lock to $10,000.
627
00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:16,861
All right. For $10,000 or nothing,
628
00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:18,905
the question is…
629
00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:23,743
[reading question]
630
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:27,414
[continues reading]
631
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:30,917
"A, Europe. B, North America."
632
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,004
"C, South America. Or D, Africa."
633
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,134
He's thinking about the answer.
634
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,219
He's locking in the answer.
635
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,388
[chimes]
636
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,934
And now, he's about
to tell you the answer.
637
00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:49,978
I believe that South America,
638
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:53,940
with its coasts, with its mountains,
with the geography that it has,
639
00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:56,860
has been known as the Bird Continent.
640
00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:59,821
It has more species
that they've found in South America
641
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:01,531
than in any other continent.
642
00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:04,534
Also, there's a lack of population
in South America in some areas
643
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:05,827
so the birds can flourish.
644
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,413
Okay. That answer kind of had a flourish.
645
00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:09,748
[crowd laughs]
646
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:10,665
[chimes]
647
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,251
[chiming]
648
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:16,379
All right, you guys have
all locked in your answers.
649
00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:18,673
Ashley, I'll start with you again.
650
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,967
Last time,
you thought he was bullshitting.
651
00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:23,303
What did you think
of his answer this time?
652
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,722
I agree. It did have a flourish.
653
00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:26,639
[crowd laughs]
654
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,726
Uh, I said that you were correct.
655
00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:30,685
Boom!
656
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,061
[crowd cheers]
657
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:35,356
-[laughing]
-[Howie] $10,000 is yours!
658
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,816
Thank you, Ashley.
659
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,693
But were you right
or were you bullshitting?
660
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,153
-Yeah, I'm right.
-[Howie] Okay.
661
00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:42,280
So, Ashley was accurate this time.
662
00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:45,658
And in fact, all three
of the challengers believed you.
663
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:49,662
Have you partook in any
of what you sell before this game?
664
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:50,914
Are you high right now?
665
00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:53,416
Not today, no.
I think that might be part of the problem.
666
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,709
-Problem?
-[laughing]
667
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,170
[Howie] There's no problem here.
You're at $10,000.
668
00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:58,630
And I'm as happy as I could be.
669
00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:00,340
Yeah. Well, wouldn't you be happier
670
00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:03,384
if you went all the way
and got one million dollars?
671
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,427
That's why I'm here.
672
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,387
-You're going for the million?
-I am.
673
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,223
The lock is still available to you.
674
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,100
You can lock in now at $10,000
or you can go to the next question.
675
00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:12,185
Go to the next question.
676
00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:13,561
-Really?
-Absolutely.
677
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,605
-[Howie] Wow. Wow.
-[crowd cheering]
678
00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:17,106
-Vegas, baby.
-[Ashley laughs]
679
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:20,109
-I didn't dress up for nothing. [laughs]
-[Howie] Right.
680
00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:24,489
Here we go. For $25,000, your question is…
681
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:31,371
[reading question]
682
00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:34,499
"A, Fourscore and seven years ago."
683
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:41,005
"B, I have a dream.
C, Read my lips, no new taxes."
684
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,800
"Or D, Tear down this wall."
685
00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,136
[suspenseful music rising]
686
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:49,305
[chimes]
687
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,850
[Howie] All right. He locks in his answer.
688
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:56,437
And now it is time for you to tell
your challengers your answer and why.
689
00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:57,981
My answer?
690
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,859
Well, President Bush
at the time when he said,
691
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,236
"Read my lips, no new taxes,"
692
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,446
he was used to going off of the cuff.
693
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:08,616
And he had a lot of things he needed
to talk about and to cover.
694
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,202
So, that was definitely not
one of his prepared remarks.
695
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,620
-[chimes]
-[Howie] So, C.
696
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,081
-[Tom] C.
-[Howie] He is saying the answer is C.
697
00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:16,207
[chimes]
698
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,252
I will start, this time, with Megan.
699
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:22,046
[suspenseful music plays]
700
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:25,592
I didn't think
his answer felt very confident.
701
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,093
He was winging it a little bit.
702
00:31:27,176 --> 00:31:28,678
I'm gonna call bullshit on this.
703
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,221
[crowd groans]
704
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:33,141
[Howie] All right. Anything else
you wanna tell us about your answer?
705
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:36,477
Well, "Read my lips" is complete bullshit.
706
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,770
[crowd groans]
707
00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:38,980
[Ashley] Ah…
708
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:41,482
[Howie] The actual answer
is "I have a dream."
709
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,109
-Wow.
-[Howie] Wow.
710
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,485
-Wow.
-Isn't that amazing?
711
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,570
-So, okay.
-[Tom] Yeah…
712
00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:46,613
[laughs]
713
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,781
[Howie] This is
the first time you've had to BS,
714
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,783
and Megan immediately picked up on it.
715
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:53,494
You know, if these two called BS,
716
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,081
you're going home with nothing
because you got no lock.
717
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,834
But if you were able
to convince either Ashley or Billy
718
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:03,671
that an incorrect answer
was indeed correct, you stay alive.
719
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,173
[gripping music plays]
720
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:07,634
However, if you didn't fool one of them,
721
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:10,637
your shot at one million dollars is done.
722
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,474
What will it be?
723
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:20,355
We'll find out
on the next episode of Bullsh*t.
724
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:21,940
[crowd cheering]
725
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:23,942
[music fades]
726
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,944
[closing theme music plays]