- Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race, UK Versus the World.
- You need to create your own immersive experience,
Drag Race World.
- Ooh.
- Splatter, oh, splatter.
Oops.
Splatter, ah.
- If you want any makeup tips from me,
speak now or forever hold your peace.
Oh, you're all a bit quiet, aren't you?
- Katie Minaj, I in your mind it read.
But for us, the audience, it didn't read.
Jonbers Blonde.
- I just don't think many of the jokes landed.
- Tia Kofi, Scarlet Envy, you are the top two
queens of the week.
[APPLAUSE]
- What are you offering?
- Do you need massages?
- Well, what kind of massage, dear?
- Anything to stay, like, keep me.
- I'm a Martini.
- You look intimidatingly good.
- I think I'm competition for Scarlet.
I don't know whether this is going
to be a help or a hindrance.
- Scarlet Envy, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.
Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
- I chose Jonbers.
- Jonbers Blonde, sashay away.
[THEME MUSIC]
- We're back in the work room after the elimination.
And I think everyone is feeling amazing.
Well, at least I am.
[CHUCKLES] That was wild.
I have just sent a UK queen home.
Which is exactly what I came here to do, bitch.
Who's next?
You're all a bunch of snakes.
Good luck with Snatch Game, bitches.
[LAUGHTER]
Ooh, just because I'm good with my tongue.
[LAUGHTER]
- Incredible queen.
- All right, well, we love you, but goodbye.
- Bye, Jonbers.
- Such an icon.
I'm very sad for Jonbers.
Out of all the UK queens, Jonbers made
it the furthest on her season.
- Now I've got that season 1 filter going on.
[LAUGHTER]
- But it looks better, though.
- Oh!
- I think the competition feels a bit more real.
- Have it all, girls.
Let's do it.
- Like, anyone could go home.
It's stop or chop.
- Congratulation, Scarlet.
- Yeah!
- Yes!
- How are you feeling?
- You know, I feel good.
But it comes in waves of like, I feel great.
And then like I feel really sad that I
had to do what I had to do.
And like, it's just not a position
that I want to be in again, except for that I do.
[LAUGHTER]
- I'm happy that you did, girl.
I'm grateful.
- You were in the top two weeks ago.
The decision, that felt right to me.
- Do we do the payment now, or--
- Yeah, and I'll take that away.
- I survived the elimination, oh my god.
It's a great feeling.
Yeah, I'm gobsmacked.
I did not expected this.
- I don't know, Tia, who would you have chosen?
- OK, this is the bit that, like,
makes me feel really nervous because it's,
like, really awkward.
At the end of the day, it's called UK Versus the World.
So I had to--
I chose Jonbers.
[LAUGHTER]
- That is the total gag.
Oh!
A UK queen getting rid of another UK queen?
I love where this is going.
- The fact that you have done really well
in the previous challenges, you were lip-syncing
literally last week.
And I'm not playing this game, like, oh, UK queens,
we live vaguely on the same island, slay.
Absolutely not.
I'm not going to lie.
The UK queens have had a target on their back.
The fact that a UK queen has gone
might just shift the target off me, Choriza, and Gothy.
- Someone is not going to be performing
in Ireland anytime soon.
[LAUGHTER]
- That's, like, blew up me.
- Oh.
[OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - --girl.
Oh my god, let's-- - Let's go.
- --get out of this.
- I don't know if these UK girls
are safe with their UK sister.
The alliance is crumbling around us,
UK Versus the World, or is it going
to be Tia Versus the World?
Oh.
- Like, loyalty is important to me.
That does apply to both of you.
As the numbers dwindle--
There's still three of us together.
--maybe strategy is the name of the game?
- No one is looking. No one's looking.
Let's go.
- I want to win the crown.
I want to win 50k.
I am ready to take on the mothertucking world.
And how did I make the decision about which UK queen?
Well--
- Yeah.
- Oh.
# RuPaul's Drag Race #
- The winner crowned Queen of the Mothertucking World
will receive a cash prize of 50,000 pounds.
Tonight with Michelle Visage, Alan Carr,
and extra special guest judge, Tom Daley.
[THEME MUSIC]
- # RuPaul's Drag Race, may the best drag queen win #
# Best drag queen win #
- Fashion for show, she says.
- I was just like--
- Fashion for show, she says.
- Fashion, baby, fashion.
It's a new day in the workroom, and I'm feeling gorgeous.
For show, she says.
[LAUGHS]
- Hello, Marina.
- Congratulations, Scarlet.
[APPLAUSE, CHEERS]
- Thanks, girls.
- Baby looks great with a badge on it.
- Thanks. - It's cool.
- I'm left-handed, so I put it on the left side.
- Oh.
- I put it on my heart.
- Oh.
- You have one?
- And Marina put it--
- On my hard nipple.
[LAUGHTER]
- And I have a fire lit under my eye to stay president
of the Safe Club, woo!
[LAUGHTER]
Membership to the Safe Club includes good times, giggles.
The targets are removed from your back.
So you can, kind of, lurk in the shadows
and do your nefarious deeds while they don't watch.
[LAUGHS]
- While everyone wants a badge, let's get the next one.
- Yeah!
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hi!
Hi, Ru.
- My queens, the family that plays together slays together.
So for this week's Maxi Challenge,
we are playing Snatch Game, the Family Edition.
- Oh!
- I like that.
- [SCREAMS] I went home last time.
Do you want a good reaction?
Last time I did Snatch Game on RuPaul's Drag Race UK,
I went home.
So this is awful.
- Now, you need to do your best celebrity impersonations.
And then you'll be competing as two feuding families.
- Oh.
- Hashtag #dragraceuk.
Now Scarlet Envy--
- Mm-hmm.
- As last week's winner, you get to choose your family.
- I'm excited because, you know,
when I did Snatch Game before--
oh, I've never done Snatch Game.
Well, now I'm nervous.
- Racers, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
[CHEERS] - Let's go.
- Yay!
- Let's go for that.
- Woo-hoo!
[LAUGHS]
- Here we go.
- It's time a snatch, girls.
- Fighting.
- This is where I come alive, baby.
I love it.
- Raise your hand if you won Snatch Game.
OK.
And raise your hand if you lost Snatch Game,
or you went home on Snatch Game.
And raise your hand if you're a Snatch Game virgin.
- Mm.
- And raise your hand if you're Marina.
- If you're Marina. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH]
[LAUGHTER]
- How did it go for you, Marina?
- I did pretty well, yeah, on my season, top three,
- Top three. - Top three.
- I've done Snatch Game before.
And it's become iconic, you know.
I'm the baddest bitch in the game.
But this time, we're doing it in front of RuPaul.
So I am a little bit nervous coming into this.
- I won my Snatch Game.
And it was a really good Snatch Game.
Everybody did really nice.
But apparently, I was the best.
- Ooh.
- Mm-hmm.
- Look who you are going to choose, girl.
Scarlet is the one picking the families.
And there's a little bit of an advantage there.
You want to be with queens you can bounce off.
She gets to pick her dream team.
- Oh, I feel like it's not smart to really
base my decisions off of your past
because who wants to be judged by their past,
really, you know what I mean?
- So certainly not me and Tia.
[LAUGHTER]
- Well, we'll go with Hannah Conda for my first choice.
- Oh, thank you.
- I'm going to go also with Choriza May.
- Oh, yay.
- Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I think I'm going to go with Tia Kofi.
- Yay!
- Bravo!
- Did I choose two of the losers of Snatch Game?
I did.
But I believe in you.
- Faith.
- Scarlet is taking the confident bitches in her team
and leaving the leftovers.
- Marina, Dada, Keta, and Gothy.
- That's playing strategic, think we are underestimated.
- Let's go.
- Yay!
- OK, now it's our duty to prove her wrong.
I said what I said.
Doo, doo, doo.
- OK, girls-- - Are we excited?
- Yes.
- I'm so excited My character is--
- Wendy Williams.
- --obviously, Wendy Williams.
[LAUGHTER]
No, I'm going to do the Statue of Liberty.
- Ooh, I like that.
- Oh my god, RuPaul.
What about you, what are you doing?
- So I've got my little neck ruff with my bead necklace
on there.
I'm going to do Anne Boleyn.
- Oh, you're joking.
- Favorite of Henry VIII wife.
- Maybe your favorite might not be the best.
I'm doing Catherine of Aragon.
- [GASPS]
- Two wives of Henry VIII?
- Hang on, Choriza May is also doing one
of the wives of Henry VIII?
- Great.
- Wait, are you serious?
- We're actually family, I guess.
- Technically, this is either going to be awful or amazing.
I mean, at least the other one got to live.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I just don't want her to step on my toes.
I hate that.
I'm not fighting for my space.
So we'll see.
- Hi, lady-kins. - Hi!
- Hello.
- Bonjour.
- Is this the impersonation station?
- Yeah.
- It is.
- Hello. - Hi.
Bonjour.
- Tia Kofi, you wound up in the winter circle.
Have you ever been in the winner's circle before?
- I have not.
And it was a wonderful and unusual feeling.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- You have come back to this competition.
And you've applied all of the things
that you've learned, which is, be yourself.
- Thank you.
- Now I see a crown.
Are you Queen Elizabeth I?
- I'm going for Anne Boleyn, the beheaded second wife
of Henry VIII. - Oh, great.
Will you have your head?
- Oh, I will somewhere.
Don't worry.
- [LAUGHS]
- There's some big competition to be this week.
I went home at Snatch Game last time.
And that is not going to happen this time.
Absolutely not, not on my watch.
This time, we're going to smash it out of the park.
- Now, you've got on a long wig with a bang.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm guessing that you are some French star--
- Carla Bruni, which was one of the supermodels.
(FRENCH ACCENT) You actually didn't talk about in a song.
- Carla Bruni.
Now you are doing something with your accent where you
were closing your mouth in.
- That's because she speak like breathing out lots.
- But you already have a French accent.
So if you're piling something on top of your already
French accent, it might be a little
hard to hear and understand.
- I get that.
- Can you do Carla Bruni without doing an additional
accent on top of your accent?
- Yes, I can do Carla Bruni.
- Uh-huh.
- That would be more horrible.
Everybody gets me?
- OK.
Loosen up on the whole accuracy part of this, you know.
Just find the place that you're the most funny.
- Having spoken to Ru, I'm a little bit less confident.
I'm second-guessing my choices right now.
- Well, listen, I can't wait.
See you out there. - Thank you very much.
- See you. - Halu.
- Hello, RuPaul. - Hello.
Hi.
You've got boxing gloves there.
Are you Manny--
- Manny Pacquiao. - Is that who you are?
- Yes, I am. - Really?
- I'm doing Manny Pacquiao, yes.
- All right.
So are you going to do Manny the Boxer butch or--
- Well, butch, but something under the rug is coming out,
you know?
- Uh-huh.
- That's the hard part, to add Butch in the storyline.
[LAUGHTER]
That's the hard part, you know.
- Now, is this an Elizabethan storyline here?
Was this person married to a king at one point?
- Uh-huh.
- Who are you?
- A much more gorgeous and voluptuous wife
of Henry VIII, I'm Catherine of Aragon,
the first wife of Henry VIII.
- Really?
- Yes.
- Now, you are from Spain.
This person is actually from Spain.
- She's actually Spanish, yeah, yeah.
So she has a Spanish accent.
- Can you do an English accent?
- [LAUGHS] (ENGLISH ACCENT) I could try to do an English
accent if you ask me to.
- What do you like in your tea?
- I like milk, a lot of milk in my tea
and all over my titties.
[LAUGHTER]
Should I be nervous about tonight's game?
Yes!
But I just made RuPaul laugh without having
anything planned.
I need to make sure I apply that on Snatch Game.
- Can you do an English accent?
- I don't know.
I don't drink tea.
[LAUGHS] Do you drink tea?
- I love tea. - I don't like tea.
- It's delicious.
[LAUGHTER]
- Doing an English accent is harder than being a butch.
Bye.
[LAUGHTER]
- Now, you've got some leopard on and some wild hair there.
Are you Michelle Visage?
- No, no, no, almost.
I'm going to play the Nanny from Queens.
- Fran Drescher.
- Fran Drescher, yeah.
- Fran Drescher.
And on your season, you won Snatch Game.
- I won Snatch Game. - Who did you do?
- Sophie Anderson.
- Oh, one of the cock destroyers, yes.
- I went--
I went all for it.
- Oh, boy.
Now you've got a curly wig on and a bow in it.
Are you Shirley Temple?
- Yeah.
- [LAUGHS] So you like to stick with the classics, don't you?
- I do.
- Because on your season, you did Liza Minnelli.
And you won that.
- Yeah, I did.
- Very, very good.
You committed yourself to it.
And actually, you should be committed, absolutely.
So now what are you planning as Shirley Temple?
You look demented in that w--
- My plan for Shirley is to be, like,
American accent, which I butcher, which would be fun,
but also crossed with Annabelle the doll, you know?
- Yes, Annabelle or M3gan the doll.
- Or M3gan, yeah, she worked.
- Fine, yeah.
[LAUGHING]
But listen, you don't have to get so hung up
on the accent part of it.
- Oh, no, no.
- And the same with the Nanny, you know.
Don't be so, you know, fenced in by what you know about her.
- I'm just going to go for it and just, you
know, going to let loose everything
and maybe be more involved as well.
- Maybe be more involved?
- Be more involved.
- All of those things.
Run wild.
Do and go as wild as you want to go.
Be funny I'll see you out there.
- Hi, RuPaul.
- Fresh off a win from last week.
- Ding.
- And you've got a Statue of Liberty on your head.
Is that a clue as to who you're doing?
- I'm going to be Elvis.
- [LAUGHS]
- No, yeah, I will be the Statue of Liberty.
- Sure.
And you've got a feather boa there.
- A little boa, yes.
- And are those rubber gloves?
- They are.
I'm doing, Kim Woodburn, the Queen of Clean.
- Have you done Kim Woodburn before?
- I have not.
But I just think she's such a big character.
And I'm just excited to have a bit of fun with her.
You know, she's like this crazy old woman.
And that is so not me.
- Now, when you were on the show the first time,
you had planned to do who?
- I think had Ozzy Osbourne.
- Really?
Can I hear a little bit of your Ozzy Osbourne?
- It's more like, Sharon.
That's all I had, just that. - No.
See, right, what I just saw you do, that's very funny.
But you weren't committed to it.
Let me see you do it and commit to it.
- I don't think I can.
It'd be like dripping everywhere.
- Yes, you can.
- It'd be like, uh, Sharon.
[LAUGHS]
- See, you were holding back just then.
Did you feel that in your body?
- Yeah, a little bit.
- I just want to, like, put my hand up Gothy's ass
and use her like a puppet.
Sharon!
- One more Ozzie Osbourne.
- OK.
[CHUCKLES] I don't think I can.
- Yes, you can.
You're going to have to right now,
or I'm, like, I'm going to beat you up.
- You're going to beat me up.
[LAUGHTER]
- In this moment, I'm just so stressed.
It's so hard.
It's so, so hard.
Sharon!
- Sharon, what do you want from Sharon?
- Where are my beers?
- And?
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
I just need--
I need a beer.
I need a drink.
- So what you're just feeling right now,
that's what it's going to be out on the Snatch Game,
times 10.
You're trying to produce how people see you.
And we already know you're a fool.
- Yeah.
- It can't get any worse than that, right?
- Yeah.
- This is your chance of a lifetime.
- Mm-hmm.
- It's now or never.
Go for it.
- I've got to embrace Kim.
And I've got to get ready.
- It's either going to be iconic or a total mess up.
- Snap out of it.
- Aah!
- Snap out of it.
- I've never been here before, and I'm
ready to rise to the occasion.
- Snatch Game sets apart the girls from the queens.
I cannot wait to see how this turns out.
- Welcome to the Snatch Game, Family Edition.
Tonight, it's the Sinitta family
versus the McDonald family.
Now, on my right, she loves to cruise, and she hates to lose.
It's Jane McDonald.
- Hello, everyone.
- Jane, how's your snatch?
- Oh, it's-- open.
- [LAUGHS]
- Yes, snatch is this bit here, is it, no?
- It's a lady's choice.
Now, let's meet the rest of your chosen family.
First, it's supermodel and former first lady
of France, Carla Bruni.
Hello. - Bonjour.
Bonjour RuPaul.
You know, we have a lot in common, RuPaul.
- What is that?
- Like, we get compared to the Eiffel Tower a lot.
We're tall, shiny, stunning.
But we always manage to have thousands of visitors anally.
- Oh, OK.
That was a stretch.
- [LAUGHS]
- Not only are you beautiful, but you're very informative.
All right, moving on to the Queen of Clean,
Kim Woodburn is here.
- Hello, RuPaul.
- I've got a nasty stain in my underpants.
What would you recommend to remove it?
- Oh, I know you're a dirty, dirty man.
And you need some bleach to get that stain out.
- That's what I would have thought.
But I thought you had some special concoction.
- Unfortunately not, RuPaul.
- Well, the joke's on you.
I'm not wearing underpants.
Up next, the flashy girl from Flushing, it's Fran Drescher.
- Hi, Ru.
How are you doing?
[LAUGHING]
- I always wanted to know, where did
you get your sense of style?
- You have it, or you don't have it.
And I don't have it.
[LAUGHS]
- Moving on down to boxing legend Manny Pacquiao.
- Hello, everybody, welcome to me.
- Now, Manny, what's it like taking all those blows?
- You know, a lot men told me that I
fight like a little girl.
- Uh-huh.
- But I'm here to prove that wrong.
I fight like a grown man.
Like a grown man.
- All right.
Let's see if you play the Snatch Game like a grown man.
On my left, welcome Sinitta.
- Thank you.
- Darling, are you in need of a macho man?
- I am.
- Well, you've come to the wrong place.
- Story of my life.
- Sinitta, let's meet the rest of your chosen family.
It's Hollywood's littlest superstar,
Shirley Temple is here.
- Hi, Howdy Doody, mister.
- What's it like sailing on the Good Ship Lollipop?
- It's so delicious.
You can lick all the walls.
- Are they sugar walls?
- Sugar walls!
- [LAUGHS]
Do you have your tap shoes on?
[TAP SHOES CLICKING]
Now, all the way from New York Harbor,
it's the Statue of Liberty.
- Hi, RuPaul.
I'm a huge fan.
No, literally, I'm huge.
I'm huge. - You really are.
- By the way, can I put this thing down
I've been holding it up 146 years, Ru.
- Be my guest, please. - Oh my god, thank you.
It feels fucking great.
[LAUGHTER]
- Up next, the first wife of Henry VIII,
Catherine of Aragon is here.
- Yes, hello, RuPaul.
- Now, Catherine, what is the secret
to a successful marriage?
- It's the three rings, RuPaul, engagement ring, the wedding
ring, and the suffering.
[LAUGHS]
- Oh, that's funny.
If you had asked me, I would have said, the cock ring.
That's the other ring that nobody talks about, right?
And finally-- and I hope this isn't
awkward, the second wife of Henry VIII,
Anne Boleyn is here.
- Hello, RuPaul.
- Now, I got to ask, how's your head?
- Oh, I've actually got several many complaints.
One being that it is not attached to my fucking body.
[LAUGHTER]
- Well, kids, there you have it.
Are you ready to play the Snatch Game?
- Absolutely.
- OK, here we go.
We asked 69 squirrel friends to name
the first thing you grab when you wake up in the morning.
Let's see what your celebrities have to say.
Carla Bruni.
- I said my bag because you know
know the difference between the model and the supermodel?
- No.
What is the difference between a model and a supermodel?
- Just a few grams.
- Oh, yes, yes.
Now, let's move on down to Miss Kim Woodburn.
- I've said, my husband.
I might be the Queen of Clean, but I'm filthy.
- Kim, your husband.
I didn't know you were married.
- He's my second husband.
- Oh, OK.
All right, how many have you had?
- Two.
- Oh, that's good.
Fran Drescher, first thing you grab in the morning.
- So I wrote down my fake teeth.
- Your what?
- My fake teeth.
- Your fake teeth?
I didn't know you wore fake teeth.
- Because I do not wake up like that.
- Sure.
Well, you got to have something to chew
your biscuits with, right?
- Right, yes.
Sweet Lord, if you hear me, if there is a God to save me.
- All right, let's move on down to Manny P.
- Gloves.
- Why is that, Manny?
- A lot of people have been asking me,
how do you become a great boxer?
You just go in the ring, think of a very
terrible person in your life.
In your case, just think of Michelle Visage,
and you're good to go.
- Oh.
- Now I understand.
Jane, you got a lot of help there.
- Mm.
- First thing you grab when you wake up in the morning is--
- My dignity.
- Your dignity.
- [LAUGHS]
- You look beautiful.
- Good answer.
Let's see if it's a match.
[BUZZER]
Oh, not a match.
Let's move on to Sinitta and her chosen family.
All right, now, Sinitta, we asked 71 virgins to name
a red flag on a first date.
Let's start with superstar Shirley Temple.
What's a red flag on a first date for you?
- Well, if you were dating me, that would be
a red flag because I'm seven.
[LAUGHTER]
- Seven years old.
- Seven.
- And so white.
- She's America's sweetheart.
- I saved everybody from depressions.
- Yes, (LAUGHING) you did.
You did.
You certainly did.
Let's move on to Lady Liberty.
What say you?
- Well, the red flag on a first date, RuPaul, would be,
first of all, any man coming from Queens.
- I'm from Queens.
- Well, with the exception of you, of course,
RuPaul, exception of you.
- Yes.
- But any man who tells me to smile because I'm a fucking
statue, I can't do it.
- [LAUGHS] Catherine of Aragon.
- Well, this is a very big red flag for me,
RuPaul, if he is not wearing a condom
because I've seen your modern life condoms,
they are made out of rubber.
In my day, we made them out of cat intestines.
- Oh.
- It gave a whole new meaning to stick it in your pussy.
- [LAUGHS]
- No pussy.
- No.
- All right, Anne Boleyn, first date red flag.
- Listen, I know I'm very sexy.
But thank you very much, my eyes are down here.
Thank you.
- [LAUGHS]
- I can only speak from personal experience.
And the biggest red flag I've ever experienced
was a guillotine--
- A guillotine.
- --on the first date. It was brutal.
- Yes.
Listen, get your head chopped off once, shame on them.
- Yes.
- Get your head chopped off twice, shame on you.
- I don't disagree.
It was quite painful the first time.
I wouldn't go through it again.
Thank you very much, sunshine.
- All right, Sinitta, what say you?
Do you want to use one of their answers
or come up with one of your own?
- You know what, I think there's only one answer.
- One answer.
- If he's not wearing a condom.
Let's see if it is correct.
[BUZZER]
Oh, not the right answer.
- No.
- Mm-mm-mm-mm.
- Next question for the McDonald family,
we asked 52 hairdressers from Essex to name a food that
puts you in the mood for love.
All right.
Now, Jane, on these cruises, lots of food.
Do you have to resist?
- You're on your holidays.
So have whatever you want.
Just don't finish it.
- You know, Dolly Parton used to say,
we take one bite, chew and spit.
- Oh, no, I don't spit. - No.
I definitely swallow.
- Good to know.
- Gobble, gobble.
- It looks like-- let's start with Carla Bruni,
former first lady of France.
- I'm very big on meat.
- Meat.
- I love a good piece of meat.
- Does the meat have to be cooked?
- No, but he has to wear a suit.
[LAUGHS]
- All right.
Kim Woodburn.
- I've said, gin.
- Will that get the stain out of my underpants?
- I think we can give it a go, RuPaul.
- All right, let's move on down to Fran Drescher.
What say you, Frannie?
- Yes, I would say like a big juicy turkey.
- A juicy turkey?
All right.
- [IMITATES TURKEY GOBBLE]
- Yes, yes, gobble, gobble.
- They are--
I don't want to say awful.
But they are awful.
- All right, let's move on down to Manny P.
- You know, I've been watching your show last week.
And this crazy Filipino girl said, sticky rice.
- The stickier, the better.
- You know, people call me Pacquiao.
But here you can call me Pacyass.
I also have a matching outfit for that, yeah,
Pacyass squeeze.
- Oh, Pacyass squeeze.
- Squeeze.
- Uppercut, uppercut, look at that fucking dog.
- Yes.
Manny.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Jane, now you can use one of your celebrities' answers
or come up with your own.
What say you?
- I would think a big fat, greasy sausage.
- A sausage.
- So a dirty, dirty sausage.
- A dirty, greasy sausage.
- Yay.
- Well, let's see if we have a match.
Oh!
- No.
- Not a match.
Let's move on to the Sinitta family.
Now, Sinitta, we asked 88 heads of state to name a reason
a drag queen would be late for work.
- Mm.
[GAME SHOW TUNE]
- Let's start with Shirley Temple.
What would be the reason a drag queen would be late for work?
- Well, I don't know what that is.
So I just said my favorite thing in the world
is tap dancing.
- Tap dancing.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Do you want to give us a little example of your tap
dancing right here?
[TAP SHOES CLICKING]
Faster, Shirley, faster.
- Oh my god, this one is--
- Faster.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
Fantastic.
All right, let's move on down to Lady Liberty.
Why would a drag queen be late for work?
- I know you've had a lot of time in New York
City, the A train, the C train, the E
train, the F train, the L, the G, the 1, the 2, the 3.
The subway trains in New York, you know,
they're not always on time.
- No, that's a very good answer.
Let's move on down to Catherine of Aragon.
- Well, RuPaul, I wrote syphilis.
- Oh.
- When your husband had many partners as mine,
you get used to the discharge, you know what I mean?
- That would do it.
Let's move on down to Anne Boleyn.
- I've written my answer from personal experience.
I assume the drag queen is late because the drag king decided
to move on to a new wife and murder
her for absolutely no reason at all.
- [LAUGHS]
- She's a little bitter.
- That would do it.
That would do it.
All right, Sinitta, do you want to choose one
from your chosen family or--
if I were you, I'd make one of my own.
- I feel like I know this answer.
The drag queen is late because she got caught
in traffic on the runway.
- Let's see what the survey says.
[BUZZER]
Oh, not a match.
[HORN BLOWS]
Oh, that sound means the BBC is having second thoughts.
- Valid.
- The winner of tonight's Snatch Game,
Family Edition is Satan.
After this, we're all going to hell.
Thanks to the McDonald family and the Sinitta family.
Keep snatching for the stars.
Good night, everybody.
- Good night.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
- A new day.
- Welcome.
- It still looks the same here.
- I know.
It's weird.
- It's elimination day right after Snatch Game.
And I'm seven!
- Right here.
- Faster. - Faster.
- Shirley.
[CHATTER]
Never looked so good.
- As I've gotten older in my life,
I've learned it's OK to toot your own horn.
And I did a really good job at Snatch Game.
- Oh, how is everyone feeling?
Snatch Game.
[CHEERING]
- Happily, I'm no longer Snatch Game
virgin, which is exciting.
- It's like, I'm feeling like nervous about it.
- Yes.
That was horrible.
Snatch Game was every single nightmare come true.
I just bombed so badly.
Like it was so much more shocking in person.
I don't know if I would get through today,
if I am in the bottom two.
- I was really looking forward to this challenge.
But for myself, I also didn't deliver.
It was a disaster, to call it.
But we tried, right, madam?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I really feel like I tried really hard.
[LAUGHTER]
All the McDonalds are pretty in danger.
You know what, I think Jane McDonald
was the funniest on our panel, diva, queen.
- Wow, I feel like I need to start
getting ready because I've got a lot to prove on this runway.
So let's go!
- Let's go.
- Let's get this.
- I love this.
- It's going to be filled with water.
- Oh my god, that is sickening.
- Keta, La Grande Dame, what is the dating scene
like in Europe because it's very close to here.
And I'm very single.
- It's all right.
I'm sure Keta has way more experience than I do.
- I do, yes.
- She's a whore.
- Thank you.
- And she's old.
[LAUGHTER]
- So Keta, tell us.
- Actually, I'm single for already,
like, four or five years.
So at this point, I'm like, it needs
it to be someone that really completes me
or just adds something to me.
- I mean, dating in France is pretty nice.
I mean, I was more of a long relationship kind of gal.
And my first boyfriend I had when I was 15.
And I left, and we stayed for quite a long time.
- So you're a romantic.
- I was.
I'm getting a little more loose, I'll say so.
- Ooh.
- I have, like, a grandmother watching this show.
No, I'm keeping it cute.
[CHUCKLES]
- I've been single my whole life.
- Have you? - You never had a boyfriend?
- Never had a boy--
- Or a partner or a person?
- Well, how come do you think?
- Well, no one deserves this beauty.
- Yeah.
- Us, drag queens, we present this very glamorous persona,
this fabulous and amazing, well-put together character.
But that's not who you'll be dating, you know.
I would love to meet someone who would
get to know me as a person.
You know, at the end of the day,
we just want to be loved for who we are
without the glitz and glamour.
- But Hannah, that Australian dick, I can appreciate that.
- Look, it does the job.
But I have now settled down with one D.
And I imported him from here.
So my boyfriend is a Geordie.
- I love that.
- He is honestly the greatest human being
in the whole entire world.
- Oh.
- Oh, I miss him so much, but--
yeah, he's just so-- like, he's just
such a great drag husband.
- That's so lovely, Hannah.
I've been single for so long, I don't--
I think a drag husband would be lovely, honestly.
- Yes, like, that's top tier.
Dating is difficult for me.
I really struggle to fully give myself to someone.
I'm still trying to figure out who Sam is.
So I can't give Sam to someone else
when I don't know who Sam is.
And that translates into my drag, too.
I think I'm working all that out whilst I'm here, really.
- Like, for the last five years, I've been dating me.
You know, I've been dating my career.
It's like, you have to dedicate the time to the dick.
You know, you can't--
[LAUGHTER]
--and the person attached to it.
- Yeah.
- But I must say, in the Philippines,
we really have good D. I mean, people
underestimate our height.
But there's something big hiding under the bush, baby.
- Oh, I love that.
- This has gone down a path.
[LAUGHTER]
- Philippines.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[RUPAUL, "COVER GIRL"]
- [LAUGHS]
- # Cover girl, put the bass in your walk #
# Head to toe, let your whole body talk #
- Woo-hoo-hoo.
- Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race,
UK Versus the World.
Michelle Visage.
Now, have you ever been on a gay cruise?
- Ru, I am a gay cruise.
Haaa.
[LAUGHTER]
The super spexy, Alan Carr, have
you ever been on a gay cruise?
- Yes, and I've got the rash to prove it.
[LAUGHTER]
- Well-deserved, darling.
And tonight, we have a real-life Olympian here
at the Gay Olympics of Drag.
Welcome, Tom Daley.
Now, Tom, what do drag queens and Olympic divers
have in common?
- Well, we both tuck.
And we both spend a lot of time grabbing our ankles.
- Well--
[LAUGHTER]
This week, we challenged our queens
to snatch our attention with their funniest
celebrity impersonations.
And tonight on the runway, category is
Gone Cruisin' nautical looks.
Racers, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
- # Nope, I did it. Feel this #
# Come on.
Come on #
- At first, Keta Minaj.
Oh, it's Captain Jack Swallows.
- Shiver me timber.
I'm serving you, pirate.
I've set sail, and I'm here to conquer
the mothertucking world.
- I've heard of wizard sleeve, but a sailor sleeve?
- I'll take any sleeve I can get.
- This pirate has like a golden leg
covered with stones and embellishments.
I love a big booty.
And look at all this treasure.
- Isn't she in that movie, Pirates
of the Flick Your Bean?
- [LAUGHS]
- All right, matey.
- Oh, it looks like someone made her walk the skank.
Up next, Choriza May.
- Is this an homage to Raquel Welch?
- Ahoy, marineros, tonight on the runway,
I am serving just one chain, three teats.
And I have zero fucks to give.
- Why have two titties when you can have three.
- Three tits to the win.
- [LAUGHS]
- I'm serving full latex extravaganza
with some inflatable tentacles.
My whole fantasy is this sexy sailor,
this sea creature is eating me alive.
I mean, who wouldn't.
I'm a snack.
- I mean, I knew inflation was bad, but--
it's catchy.
- Yes.
- Can I breathe?
No, but neither can you because you're gagging.
- Keep your friends close, but your anemones closer.
- Le Grande Dame.
- Jean Paul Floatier.
- Annabelle-dage!
The shoes are custom.
The dress is custom.
The hat is custom.
- I see her portholes full of semen.
- I'm showcasing French excellence.
Darling, I'm bringing Jean Paul Gaultier, of course,
la mariniere.
It doesn't get more French than that.
- She is all a-boat it.
- Very impressive.
- He gave this to me, and we styled it together.
That's the best way to showcase Haute couture.
Baby, she's cruising on the cruise ship.
- I bet she's been bent over the captain's table
a few times.
[LAUGHTER]
- Scarlet Envy.
- You know what she is?
Very so-fish-ticated.
- Yes.
- I'm serving you a lady who was literally gone cruising.
She is back from the dead.
But honey, I'm living.
- I hear she likes the frigate.
- I want in.
- Got frozen crystals all over me.
I've completely matched my skin tone.
It is an homage to one of my absolute favorite
movies, Titanic.
- It's wheely good.
- If Jack had said, fuck you, girl.
I'm getting on the door and then let her sink
to the bottom of the ocean.
- She's definitely a dock destroyer.
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, you thought Madonna was frozen.
Honey, I am cold as ice.
- Gothy Kendoll.
- So clamorous.
- I'm serving you birth of Venus on this runway.
I've appeared from the water.
I've got sails on my arms.
I'm ready to blow?
[LAUGHS]
- She tucks seashells by the seashore.
- Stop being so shellfish.
- Listen, if you're not going to be selfish,
who are you going to be, somebody elfish?
- Exactly.
- I feel like this is a really Gothy look.
You know, it's not big. It's not ridiculous.
But I feel really pretty at this look, honestly.
Like, I love it.
- Ah, you're full of abalone.
[LAUGHS]
- This week's move is just arms out.
I'm putting out the sails.
And I'm ready to float down this runway.
- Putting the hoe into Plymouth Hoe.
- [LAUGHS] I'm the Plymouth Hoe.
- Oh, sorry, babe.
- Hannah Conda.
This dress is laced.
- Ahoy there, captain horn bag.
I am serving you a glorious Victorian woman
waiting to get on her cruise liner
and go sailing in the high seas.
- She did like to swab your poop deck.
- [LAUGHS]
- I am wearing a lot of lace, a lot of tulle,
and a lot of confidence.
Anchor me down, baby.
And let's have a good time.
- She looks like Marie Anchor-nette.
- I feel ultra-glamorous and ultra-stupid.
And I feel like it's pretty special.
I love it.
- I want her to sit on my lace.
Tia Kofi.
- What?
Are you squiding me?
- Release the beast!
I am serving you the mythical Kraken.
Her name is Karen.
She's so sexy, but she just longs for love.
- She's a member of the new gang, the Ink Ladies.
[LAUGHTER]
- I'm wearing neck-to-toe latex,
shiny, shimmering, splendid.
- Nice to see her tentacles have dropped.
- No shit, Sherlock.
[LAUGHTER]
- If Tom Daley got tangled up in Karen's tentacles,
she'd tongue his Olympic ring.
- Two in the ink, one in the stink.
[LAUGHTER]
Up next, Marina Summers.
Yeah, bouy.
- [LAUGHS]
- I am the mothertucking cruise ship, baby.
Get on board and ride this ferry because we
are going for the crown.
- She didn't really mean to barge in like this.
- No.
- She wore an anchor.
[LAUGHTER]
- My boobies are big.
It's moving.
It's alive!
Her boobies are alive!
- I wouldn't mind getting a tug off her.
This long ass braided hair that serves as an anchor.
- I think she has a future as an anchor woman.
- [LAUGHS]
- Still doing it.
I mean, we have time.
- This act is ropey.
- Yeah.
- If I cannot serve height, I'm going to serve length.
Anchor's away, bitch.
[LAUGHS]
- Welcome, queens.
UK Versus the World rules are in full effect.
- [EXHALES]
- Now, based on your Gone Cruisin' runway presentations
and your Snatch Game performances,
I've made some decisions.
Choriza May,
Marina Summers,
You are both safe.
- [EXHALES] Thank you so much.
- Please step to the back of the stage.
Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
Now, it's time for the judges' critiques.
Up first, Keta Minaj, a trois.
- So you chose to be Fran Drescher.
You had the laugh down.
But Fran is so much more than just the laugh.
She's very funny.
She's very raucous.
And I feel like that's what was missing.
- I felt got lost.
And I just didn't get it.
But as for this runway look, it's just so good.
It is a treat for the eyes.
- I love all of the asymmetrical details.
I mean, the wheel, the anchor, nipple piercing,
like, it's a vibe.
- This outfit is pretty incredible, so many details.
And that's what your Fran Drescher needed, you know?
There were no laughs in there.
Did you have any fun?
- If I'm honest, no.
I'm disappointed in myself as well.
- At what point did you get disappointed,
before, during, or after?
- All of the above.
[LAUGHTER]
I think this is such a big opportunity to be here.
And I want to deliver.
- All right.
Well, thank you.
Up next, the question on everybody's lips, Ti-a Kofi.
- Tia, it was really smart.
You had fun with it.
And you brought you to Anne Boleyn.
- I know I'm very sexy, but thank you very much,
my eyes are down here.
- Because nobody here thinks you're actually that person.
That's a newsflash.
[LAUGHTER]
I know it's a surprise.
- My heart always sinks when someone
picks a historical figure.
We don't want a TED Talk.
She was born in 1642.
We just want to laugh.
And boy, did we get a laugh.
You just keep getting better and better, and I'm loving it.
- What I love about this look tonight is the vision.
I know exactly what's happening.
That is a boat in the storm.
And this is what lies beneath.
And it's simple, but it's effective.
- This, I mean, it looks like Ursula's revenge body.
You look fantastic.
- Thank you.
- Love the silhouette.
It's simple, but it really does make a statement.
And what's brilliant about watching you
this round is you are ready to play.
I feel like we're really getting
a chance to meet you, really for the first time, which
is brilliant.
- It felt like I was holding my breath
when I played Snatch Game.
And this time, I just was able to breathe out and be like--
- Yes.
- Let's just do it.
- That's fabulous. Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- Up next, Le Grande Dame.
- For some reason, you chose Carla Bruni.
It just was not funny.
- We always managed to have thousands of visitors anally.
- Oh.
- I wanted to come over and just shake
you because you're hysterical.
- I just thought Carla was a strange choice.
I think you would make an absolutely
wonderful Celine Dion, that manic where she's like--
singing some of the answers to Ru, and then--
just having a bit of that--
just electric shock, do you know what I mean?
- Tonight on the runway, you're a painting.
You're so much more than just beautiful because you
got the goods.
- This look is divine, Rita Hayworth dancing
down the Champs-Elysées.
- And what a pair of legs.
- I give good head, too.
- Oh, great.
[LAUGHTER] - See?
You're funny.
- You look so chic, like you just stepped off a Jean
Paul Gaultier fashion show.
Who made this outfit?
Is it Jean Paul Gaultier?
- Jean Paul Gaultier did it, helped me style it.
- It's just so beautiful.
So Carla Bruni is French.
But you put on an accent anyway.
- I just rehearsed so much with this voice
that I couldn't get rid of it, honestly.
And I had this in mind, you told me that.
- Well, thank you very much.
Up next, Scarlet Envy.
- You did something really smart, Scarlet.
And you chose to be the Statue of Liberty.
- Can I put this thing down.
I've been holding it up for 146 years, Ru.
- Be my guest.
- Could you have taken it further?
Absolutely.
But you did a stand-up job.
And tonight, this look, the details are so extensive.
I just think this was beautifully executed.
You, my dear, had a very strong night.
- I loved you as the Statue of Liberty, very clever.
I love this look.
I got the same head injury from a Frisbee in the '80s.
- Oh.
- That's why I'm like I am.
- Yes, that explains it.
- Oh, dear.
- Tonight you were in the ballroom in the Titanic.
You've gone down, and you've been very well-preserved.
But you look great.
Good job.
- I had fun with the Statue of Liberty.
It gave you a lot to play with.
Did you have fun doing the Snatch Game?
- Oh my god, RuPaul, I had the time of my life.
- Good.
Well, thank you, Scarlet.
All right, up next, Gothy Kendoll.
- Kim Woodburn is so over the top.
I've never seen her so conservative.
- You need some bleach to get that stain out.
- I don't know what's stopping you.
And I don't know what else to say because I'm sitting
here going, come on, baby.
You can do it.
I know you can do it.
- I know.
- Kim Woodburn is a gift.
You don't even have to be witty.
Just say to Ru, shut up.
I get on with everyone, but you're a little bitch.
[LAUGHTER]
Now my back in the room.
Oh my god, where was I?
And then--
- Tonight on the runway, this is safe.
This is pretty.
But this is not enough.
Look around.
You got to get out of your way--
now.
- You know, I've watched this show from way
back from season 1.
I mean, I started a little bit late because I wasn't--
I don't know how old I was on season 1.
- Thanks a lot, Tom.
- But I just think you have to believe in yourself.
And as soon as you can get the perspective on yourself,
you'll fly.
- What's going through your mind right now?
- I'm just so annoyed that I'm not being the queen
that you can all see.
- There is someone inside of you who's saying, oh,
no, no, no, mustn't let go.
But there's also a kid inside of you that says,
I want to play.
You have to allow that child to play.
It's as simple as that.
All right, thank you.
Up next, Hannah Conda.
- You are an idiot.
- [LAUGHS]
- Shirley Temple's a perfect character
to do because you're a grown-ass adult.
- If you were dating me that would be
a red flag because I'm seven.
[LAUGHTER]
- So I'd heard of Shirley Temple.
She's like the old school Honey Boo Boo.
- Oh my god.
- Like, I was like, OK.
- Tom, no.
- No?
- She's actually like a talented singer,
actress, dancer.
- Honey Boo Boo?
- OK.
- So I thought it was amazing.
- I loved you as Shirley Temple.
It was just so good.
You have such an old-school quality with your humor.
You know, it just really suits you.
- Tonight, this is beautiful.
This, your idea of some rich Southern Victorian woman--
- Victorian whore.
- Sure, sure, with money.
You're unstoppable.
So just keep doing what you know how to do.
- Thank you.
- Very smart choice.
Being a man of a certain age doing it already
lends a twisted, dark edge to doing it.
So it was great.
And this outfit is just ridiculous and gorgeous
at the same time.
That's your brand.
- Your drag is gorgi-culous.
- [LAUGHS]
- Great night for you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.
Now, based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.
Tia Kofi,
Hannah Conda,
You are the top two queens of the week.
- Oh my god.
- Thank you.
- Condragulations.
Scarlet Envy,
Le Grande Dame,
You are both safe.
That means Keta Minaj and Gothy Kendoll,
You are the bottom two.
Tia, Hannah, each of you must decide which of the bottom two
you will eliminate if you win the lip sync.
So, while you, queens, deliberate in the workroom,
the judges and I will debate which is the best
ABBA song of all time.
You may leave the stage.
- [LAUGHS] Oh, oh, I don't need to duck.
[LAUGHTER]
Yes, a little bevy.
We're back in a tuck.
I'm very excited because I survived Snatch Game.
But I didn't come here to be safe.
I want the critiques.
I want to be on top.
- Well done, ladies.
- Another runway down, cheers.
- Cheers.
- Tia, how does that feel to be in the top two weeks in a row?
- It's just so different to, like, the before
times in the olden days.
So just like--
- Congratulations to you also. - Thank you.
Thank you.
- Your first time.
- This is like a bittersweet moment for me
because you know, it's--
yes, I'm in the top, but also now
I have to vote someone else as the president
of the Safe Club.
- Oh.
- I think Marina and I are hard contenders for it.
- I have a badge.
- Well, you're all too good.
- How are you feeling, Dada?
- It was a-- it was quite stressful, like--
- I feel like any stressful experience is always better
wearing Jean Paul Gaultier.
- I mean--
- What a night drop.
- That's what I thought.
- But my favorite thing about this outfit is your underwear.
- Bitch.
- You're going out me like that.
[LAUGHTER]
- No, that's underwear.
- I mean, it's iconic.
- Ta-da!
- Come on, pizza pants.
Come on, couture.
Come on, Jean Paul Gaultier with the pizza pants.
Ta-da!
- I want to know how my little Gothy is doing.
You good, Babe
- Yeah, I'm all right.
It's just frustrating.
- Yeah.
- It's tough.
- I think Gothy has definitely checked out.
I think Goth actually checked out before Snatch Game
ever started.
She has a bad habit of saying, I'm going to be shit at this,
and then--
Confirming that.
How's everyone else feeling?
- How are you, Keta?
- They look they love it.
But the Snatch Game was, like, a disaster.
It feels really, really bad.
This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
So you want to--
you know, you want to--
show the world but also yourself like, you know,
I can do this.
It's very frustrating.
Yeah.
- We have to say goodbye to one of our sisters.
And it's getting harder and harder.
I don't know. This is awful.
And I don't want to do this.
But let's just rip the Band-Aid off.
Let's fucking do it.
Come on.
- I honestly think it's 50/50 this week.
Like, I think it could fall either way.
Keta has been in the bottom twice.
I've been in the bottom twice.
And that makes me a little bit nervous.
I hope that UK alliance is still going.
[LAUGHS]
- I just have this real soft spot, this fondness for you.
- Oh, thank you.
- And no matter whatever happens, like, just
know that you've got a little place in my heart.
- I know that.
We get on so well. - Yeah.
- It's been so much fun to get to,
like, know what kind of queen you are and just have a laugh.
But yeah, this is harder than I expected it to be.
And it's so overwhelming because I'm like, oh, fuck.
Like, do you know what I mean?
- I'm thinking about the end goal.
And I want to be feeling that I'm
competing against the best.
- The best.
- And that is going to give me a little bit of a fight.
What do you think you need right now?
- I honestly don't know.
- OK.
- Yeah.
- He's like, I don't know.
I don't know.
And for me, I don't know is not great.
- You have the power at this point, you know.
Like, you sent your UK sister last week.
Are you going to do it again?
- I don't know.
I know how strong you are as a queen.
I know how strong you are in your season.
Seen you do backflips on the main stage.
Like, it's incredible.
But then you have been in the bottom two weeks in a row.
If you look at track record, my track record is better.
And I think I'm a better performer than Gothy.
It's a tough decision.
I don't want to be in their shoes.
I also don't want to be in my shoes.
- The only thing I can tell you is like, I--
I really want to stay in the competition, you know,
and show everybody like, we are the best of the best.
I think we can be such a strong team, be amazing together,
you know.
- I know Keta is a fierce queen.
But she's gone from being in the top two in week 2
to being in the bottom two weeks in a row.
I can't really ignore that.
- Geordie, sir, do you--
- What up?
- --fear another UK girl would go?
- Yeah, I think it's a very real
possibility that both of them have been in this
position twice.
It's not making it any easier.
And I'm glad I don't have to make that decision.
- Mm-hmm.
- My second time here.
- I know.
- You know, like, it's a place you don't want to be in.
- Why do you think that is?
- Because I'm not funny.
- Well, I think you are, though.
I want to make sure that the queen that I keep tonight
has a fight inside them.
- I know I'm talented.
I want the world to see that.
I want you to see it.
And there is a fire in me.
I want to stay here, you know.
- Pro for keeping Keta is that she is strong competition.
Her drag is one of a kind.
The con is that she is great competition,
and so she could just come up and rip the rug
from out underneath me.
That's dangerous.
Just know that you just are breathtakingly amazing.
And I don't want to blow smoke up your ass.
But you are.
I have faith in that.
- Well then, keep me. - Wow.
- Keep me in this competition. - You have to wait and see.
- I don't know. - I don't know.
[LAUGHTER]
- How are you feeling?
- Oh, this means more to me than I can put into words.
- [SIGHS] I think you can keep learning things.
But do you think the challenges are just
going to get harder for you?
- Oh, it's just so hard to apply
their critiques straight away.
I'm not that kind of person, where--
oh, I don't know.
It's so hard. - Say what you feel.
Like, even now, I feel like you're holding back and like,
saying what you're not-- - No, because I'm not.
It's hard to, like, get out in words.
Oh, so many people would kill to be here.
- Oh, don't think about anyone else.
Like, what do you want?
Do you think you're going to overcome it here,
or should Keta get to do the next challenge?
And like, I'm sorry for--
- No, I understand.
I would really like to be here because I'm
having the time of my life.
But I don't think it's going to be something
that I overcome really soon.
That's the truth.
Don't make me have a little cry because I will.
- That was like literally--
because I know exactly how that-- fuck.
I know exactly how that feels.
I'm really torn.
The passion just isn't there.
And I can't tell whether that's because she's clocked out
or because she's still facing that wall.
One's a head decision.
One's a heart decision.
And I don't know which one to choose.
- Here we go.
It's real, and it's happening.
And I have to pick a lipstick.
To be honest, I've made my decision.
I know what I want to do.
It's heartbreaking.
I don't want to send one of my sisters home.
This is fucked.
But the job, we got to do it.
- This is a really tough decision.
There is so much emotion at play.
I really care about Gothy.
I really want to see her do well.
But also at the same time, Keta, kind of
wants to be here more than Gothy.
I don't want to become a strategic evil super villain.
But maybe that's a good thing.
- Welcome back, ladies.
Two internationally acclaimed queens stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress
me and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens
the chop.
- Good luck, Tia.
This is going to be water off a turkey's back.
Gobble gobble.
- Time has come for you to lip sync for the world!
- It is Anne Boleyn versus the seven-year-old Shirley Temple.
And it's not lip-sync yet, so I don't know
what she's going to bring.
All I know is I'm getting that badge.
- Good luck.
And don't fuck it up.
[ALCAZAR, "CRYING AT THE DISCOTEQUE"]
- # Downtown's been caught by the hysteria #
# People scream and shout #
# A generation's on the move #
# Move, move #
# When disco spreads like a bacteria #
# Those lonely days are out #
# Welcome the passion of the groove #
# Groove, groove #
# The golden years #
# The silver tears #
# You wore a tie like Richard Gere #
# I want to get down #
# You spin me around #
# I stand on the borderline #
# Crying at the discoteque #
# Crying at the discoteque
# [LAUGHS]
# I saw you crying #
# I saw you crying at the discoteque #
# The passion of the groove #
# Generation on the move #
# Joining of the disco tribe #
# Let the music take you high #
# The golden years #
# The silver tears #
# You wore a tie like Richard Gere #
# I want to get down #
# You spin me around #
# I stand on the borderline #
# Crying at the discoteque #
[APPLAUSE, CHEERS]
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
Tia Kofi,
Condragulations, you're our winner, baby.
[APPLAUSE]
- All right!
I get a badge.
- Unfortunately, we're out of badges.
- Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
- No, you are the proud recipient
of a golden RuPeter badge.
Wear it with pride.
- Thank you.
- Hannah Conda, you are safe to slay another day.
- Thanks, mate.
- You may join the other girls.
- I love you.
- For the bottom queens, please step forward.
Tia Kofi, with great power comes great responsibility.
Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
- This was such an impossible decision
because I think one of you is a fully-realized queen.
But then the other one of you can use this competition
to grow even more.
The person that I've chosen to send home is--
Keta.
- As it is written, so it shall be done.
Keta Minaj, you are and will always be a global phenomenon.
Now, sashay away.
- I'm so sorry.
- It's OK.
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
Thank you so much.
This was such a big honor to be here.
This was such a nice experience.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, girls.
Bye.
Well, at least I had a ball.
Cheerio!
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
If it was up to me, this wasn't the right decision.
I think Tia chose Gothy to stay because she cannot,
like, eliminate another UK queen, you know.
Of course, you want to go all the way to the end, you know.
But sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
I know I'm already good, so--
[LAUGHS]
I'm proud of myself, and I also hope Holland is proud of me.
Get that more of it there.
- Condragulations, queens.
And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell
are you going to love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
- Amen.
- All right, now let the music play.
[RUPAUL, "ROCK IT (TO THE MOON)"]
- # To, to, to, to the moon #
# To the moon #
# Baby #
# To the moon #
# You ain't gonna take me away #
# To, to, to, to the moon #
- Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race, UK Versus the World--
You'll be starring in Seven Confessions
of a Drag Queen singing live.
- [GASPS]
- There's no point in not believing in yourself.
Just look at me if you're worried because I'll be like--
- Oh.
- Self-esteem is very good at providing
much needed self-esteem.
- You were being a pop star tonight, fully
realized and fully delivered.
- I really enjoyed you in the chat.
Maybe for not the right reasons.
- I think I want pyro tonight.
- I like that one as well.
- Do you need slow?
- Do you?
- I'm not backing down.
[RUPAUL, "ROCK IT (TO THE MOON)"]
- # To, to, to, to the moon #
# To the moon # # Don't stop #
# To the moon #
# You ain't gonna take me away #
# To, to, to to the moon #
# To the moon # # Baby #
# To the moon #
# You ain't gonna take me away #
# To, to, to, to the moon #
# To the moon #
# Don't stop #
# To the moon #
# You ain't gonna take me away #
# To, to, to, to the moon #