1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:03,103  - Previously on                  "RuPaul's Drag Race: UK vs. the World"...                        2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:05,505 You'll be dancing                  your padded asses off          3 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:08,641    in the BBC's newest hit...    4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,444 "Strictly Come Prancing."        5 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,080   [upbeat salsa music]           6 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:19,052    Hannah Conda, who knew you     could dance like that?          7 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:20,520  Marina Summers.                 8 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:22,188    - Maybe they should            think about calling you         9 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:23,723   for "Strictly Come Dancing."      [laughter]                    10 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:26,459 - [singing] They want to see you 11 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,495   - Miss Scarlet Envy.           12 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:32,866    - For some reason, when the   other was                        still, the other one was         jiggling around.                 13 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,534  - Choriza May.                  14 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:38,204   - It was less "Last Tango in    Paris,"                           more last chicken in             Sainsbury's.                   15 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,407    [laughter]                    16 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,977 - Marina Summers,                condragulations.                  You're a winner, baby.          17 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:47,414    Which queen have you chosen   to get the chop?                 18 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:49,182    - Choriza.                     - What?                         19 00:00:49,282 --> 00:00:52,652    - Choriza May, sashay away.   20 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:56,689    - You better eat that ass,    darling.                         21 00:00:56,790 --> 00:01:02,962 [dramatic music]                 22 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,165 - [sighs]                        23 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:10,904  - We're back in the Werk Room,    and I am still here,           24 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,807   but my dance partner is not.   25 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,443   - Oh.                          - "I'll see you in hell."        26 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:21,648   - Well, we're already in it,     girl.                            "Drag Race" is hell!           27 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:25,685    - It's my final UK sister,    she's gone, and I'm sad.         28 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:27,687    I absolutely adore Choriza.   29 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:30,990 - She's been an amazing,           amazing drag artist,           30 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,425 and I hate to be the one to send her home.                         - Yeah.                         31 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:36,362    - But, you know, I already      gave her a chance last week.   32 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,731   - Oh, yeah, you did.             - Yeah, I did, so...           33 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,100  - Okay.                         34 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:42,836  - I do believe that it was her    time,                          35 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:46,172   and I think I made the right     call.                          36 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:50,710   It was a pretty easy decision     but a hard one to swallow,    37 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:52,011    in a sense.                    - Yeah.                         38 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,080    - Thank you for swallowing    and not spitting,                39 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,949 I really appreciate that.         - Yes.                          40 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,117  - No, I'm so happy to be here.  41 00:01:57,217 --> 00:02:01,087    I'm not taking this            for granted whatsoever.         42 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:04,190    I do not want to be            in that position again.         43 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,494 And looking at her mirror         message                           makes me sad,                  44 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:09,262  but I'm also happy to be here.  45 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:12,098    Let's wipe the mirror away       because it                     makes me feel so sad to look at    it.                           46 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:14,834 - Using Choriza's--Is this used?    - Probably.                   47 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:16,936   - They are Choriza's.          48 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:18,738 - Smells like hell, too.         49 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:23,743 - Marina has won                 three badges now--three.         50 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:28,781    That's the number of legs I     have,                          and that's just not okay.        51 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,918  Well, well, well done, Marina.    - Thank you so much.           52 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:33,620 - To congratulate you, actually, 53 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,023  I do have something that I owe    you.                           54 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:38,691   Here you go.                     I promised it to you.          55 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:39,659 - Aw, thank you.                  - So thank you.                 56 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:42,662    - I finally won something.    57 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:45,899  - You won three badges.           - "I finally won something"?   58 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,033    [laughter]                    59 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:50,670  - What we want to know            is, who did you pick?          60 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:52,939    - What's in my tit?              Oh, I know.                   61 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,974    My decision tonight             was very hard for me.          62 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:57,977    It was a very, very              difficult decision.           63 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:01,514    But I did choose...           64 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,316   you, Scarlet.                  65 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:06,252  - Oh, come on.                  66 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:09,155   So track record means nothing  to Hannah Conda.                 67 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,424  I thought that she said          she's going to play it fairly.  68 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:14,561    - Choriza, she kind of just    gave me this compelling         69 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:18,264  sort of sell on what she wanted   to do                             and wanted to stay here and   showcase.                        70 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:21,568   - It wasn't about personality     over track record.            71 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,269  It's a combination of the both. 72 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,105    Some things outweigh other     things,                         and that's why I picked a        lipstick.                        73 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,308  And to be fair, I think I rank     above her.                    74 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:32,045 So, oh, controversial yet brave. [laughs]                         75 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:34,080 Now I want to go forward          with a group of people          76 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:37,984  that, you know, I feel             really comfortable with...    77 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:39,519  - Okay.                         78 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:42,855   - Because I want to make this   a harmony and a lovely space to    be.                           79 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,791   - I'm gagged.                  80 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,559  I think the bitch just doesn't  like me.                         81 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:49,295   She feels threatened,           and she wanted to keep Choriza  82 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,931  because she wouldn't be           the only one without a badge.  83 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:54,434   - I'm really happy she slayed     it.                            - Yes.                          84 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,903   [laughs] Thank God she's the   assassin.                        85 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:58,137   - Thank God.                    - Yeah.                         86 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,906  This is the moment of healing.  87 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:00,773   I want to get it out and move  forward.                          - Yeah.                         88 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:02,642    - Healing.                       - Healing.                    89 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:07,347 all: Chaka Khan.                 90 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,582   - "A healing moment,"            so she said.                   91 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:12,619    I don't know who exactly is      feeling healed after this,    92 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,821    but I'm glad she, I guess,      got something off her chest.   93 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:20,126 - There is now one UK queen, one  France,                         94 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:21,694   one Philippines, one German,   and one American.                95 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:23,630   - Isn't that iconic?            - Wow.                          96 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:26,332 - This is real versus the world. 97 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:29,969    - Top five, bitch!             [all cheering]                  98 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:32,071   - I mean, I am worried a bit   about how people                 99 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:34,941   are playing the game              now that we've kind of seen   100 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,476  what Hannah Conda tried to do.  101 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:40,179    - We got to throw that shit      away, girl.                     Get rid of that shit.          102 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,381  - That's done.                   - Yep.                          103 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:44,017   - Actually, we'll save it for   later.                            Shh.                           104 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,885 We are the best of the best now.   We are the top five.           105 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:49,222   I feel great.                     I've cleared my conscience.   106 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:50,490 I've cleared it up with Scarlet. 107 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,392   - Is it giving UK versus the    world?                          108 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:55,495 - It's giving coming together as friends.                         109 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,063  We're all good.                 110 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,532 We're moving on, and this        is gay rights in action.         111 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,601 - I think everything happens for a reason.                         - Yeah.                         112 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:03,169 I won that lip sync for a         reason.                         113 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:04,437   - And you really did.          114 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:05,672  This is the semifinals.         115 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,140  We have one more to go.         116 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,743   A quick reminder--maybe don't    trust people                   as much as I was.                117 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:14,180  But now it's personal.           - Yeah.                         118 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,682   - Forgive and forget.          - Mm-hmm.                        119 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,583  - Well, maybe forgive,            not forget, you know?          120 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:20,219    - [laughs]                    121 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,988   - All right.                   122 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,289 - [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race" 123 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:26,025 The winner crowned Queen            of the Mother-tucking World   124 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:30,730    will receive a cash            prize of 50,000 pounds.         125 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:34,467  Tonight, with Michelle Visage,   Graham Norton,                  126 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:38,538   and extra-special guest judge   Katherine Ryan.                 127 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:42,041  [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race,"    may the best drag queen win   128 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:43,443    Best drag queen win           129 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:46,446  [upbeat music]                  130 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,214    - Top five.                   131 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:51,017  - Hey.                          132 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,453    - [speaking French]           133 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:57,290   Semifinal, top five.           134 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:59,792    Top five, five, five, five,     five,                          135 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:01,594   five, five, five, five, five.  136 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:04,130   Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck,  top five.                        137 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:08,267  - Ru taught us.                    - Top five.                   138 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,103    - Miss Scarlet, how are you   feeling?                            Are you feeling...            139 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,304  - I feel great.                 140 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:14,707    I dressed up today because     I am ready to be here.          141 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,509    Every week is a new            opportunity...                  142 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,911  - Yeah.                           - And I'm excited to have it.  143 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,880   I was almost not here, okay?   144 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,516 If it shook out a little         bit different last week,         145 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:24,917   this would not be my reality.  146 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:28,521  Bitch, I'm here at this           table, I am present,           147 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:31,023   and I'm ready to deliver the     morning news,                    you know what I mean?          148 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,025    [laughter]                    149 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,428  And now over to Marina          with the weather.                150 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:36,429   - It's good.                   151 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:39,432    [laughter]                    152 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,501    [alarm blaring, all shout]    153 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:45,238 - Girl, Her Majesty done         already done had herses.         154 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,372   Hey, honeys.                   155 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:48,174 all: Hey!                        156 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:51,177  - Love is gentle, love is kind. 157 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:52,345   - Oh.                          158 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:56,783   - But shade is never              having to say you're sorry.   159 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,985   - Oh.                            - Oh.                          160 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,289    - Well, that doesn't sound     like love to me, girl.          161 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:04,357    [laughter]                    162 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,859  - ¿Cómo estás?                  163 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:10,096    [all shout]                    - Good morning.                 164 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:11,764 - Hi, lady-kins.                 165 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:12,565  - Good morning.                 166 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:15,902   - By the power vested in me,   167 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:18,805    I now pronounce you            semifinalists.                  168 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,974    [all cheer]                      - That sounds good.           169 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:25,778    - And to celebrate,             we're having a party.          170 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:26,846  - Whoo!                           - Oh.                          171 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,382  - For this week's Mini             Challenge,                    172 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:33,019 you're going to get into            quick bachelorette drag...    173 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,322  - Yes.                          - For a hen party, henny.        174 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,357   - Oh, my God.                  175 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,525   - Now, you've got 20 minutes.  176 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:43,796    On your mark, get set, go.    177 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:48,034  [overlapping shouting]          178 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,435   - We definitely need a sash.   179 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,471  Quick drag, you sluts.          180 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,973  Makeup, makeup!                 181 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:55,007   - Oh!                          182 00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:58,311  [upbeat music]                  183 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,746  - Has anyone performed          at a hens' party?                184 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:03,182  - Yes.                             - Oh, yeah, I did.            185 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:04,617  - That's like drag 101.         186 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,953   What happens at a hens' party   always                          stays at the hens' party         187 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:10,056    because you know the bride       is absolutely nailed in the    toilet                          188 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,958 by the stripper.                 189 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,993  Oh, I've just told it.             Oh, my God.                   190 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:16,062    I've just revealed.              Oh.                           191 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,130   Five minutes!                  192 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,799   Um...                          193 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:20,933    Ah.                           194 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,969   Um...                          195 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:25,438  - Time's up! The taxi is here,   girls!                          196 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,974    Time's up!                    197 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:33,613  - Well, hello, hennies.         198 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:38,217   And, please, say hello to DJ     Jazzy Jacob.                   199 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:40,786 all: Hey.                         - Yes.                          200 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,289   The fastest fingers in town.   201 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:48,728   Now, when the music starts, I     want to see                     you tear up the dance floor.   202 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,196 And when the music stops,        203 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:53,833  I'll ask the hen with the least  sickening moves to step aside.  204 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:58,604 In the end, the funkiest         chicken will win.                205 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:01,240 [chicken clucks]                 - Girls on tour.                 206 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:02,275  Bring on the strippers.         207 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:07,413 - DJ Jazzy Jacob,                   let the music play.           208 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:09,048   - [singing] Guess who back in  the house                        209 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:10,316    Heels click-clackin' about    210 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,218 Fine, fresh feminine style to 11 211 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,253 I'm divine, so heavenly,            gentlemen sweatin'            212 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:15,621  It's time for support, no doubt 213 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,023  Body like wow!                  214 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,491  Pussy 'bout to end this drought 215 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,126   Titties so plentiful,          flashing Jezebel                 216 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,561    Should be criminal            217 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:24,030   Don't make sense for a bitch      to be this endowed            218 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:27,967 - Ooh, wow, they were all pretty sickening                        219 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,569 in the wrong way.                220 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:33,706   I think, Tia, you better sit     this one out.                  221 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:37,243    [laughing]                    222 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,912  - Fine.                         223 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:43,416 - All right, Jazzy Jacob,          let's make it faster.          224 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,585   - Oh.                          - [gasps]                        225 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:46,686  - [singing] I been that bitch,   yes, I love that drama          226 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,821 Flashy, feminine                   up-and-comer                   227 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,523 From the Clintons                  to the Obamas                  228 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:53,526  I keep it tight, now they call  me mother                        229 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:57,129  - Ooh, La Grande Dame,            I'm going to have to ask you   230 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,131   to evacuate the dance floor.   231 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:01,200  - Okay, now...                  232 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,202   Shameful, shameful, shameful.  233 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,137   - [chuckles]                   234 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,907    All right, DJ, even faster.   235 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,675  Hit it.                         236 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:15,948  [upbeat music playing rapidly]  237 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,288    Oh.                           238 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:25,591  Scarlet, I think it's time for     you                           to leave the dance floor.        239 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,960    - [retches]                   - Uh-huh.                        240 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,297    - I mean, she said              let's get sickening.           241 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,466   I think maybe I just            took it too literally.          242 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,735 - All right, DJ, give 'em         everything you've got.          243 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:40,306  [upbeat music playing rapidly]  244 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:43,309   - [laughing]                   245 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:46,712  - Is Hannah dancing right now,   or has                           she been possessed by a demon?  246 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:50,516 [music continues]                247 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,918   - [laughing]                   248 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:56,322 All right, Marina, you've         got the moves,                  249 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,424  Hannah, you've got the motion.  250 00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:02,061  But one of you                   was really causing a commotion, 251 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,130   Hannah Conda.                  252 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,432   - [cheering]                      - My girl!                    253 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,600    - Condragulations.            254 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,936  - Cheap vibes.                     [laughter]                    255 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:14,440 - All right, so, Hannah,          it's time to take a victory lap  dance.                          256 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:17,009    DJ, hit it.                   257 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:19,945  [upbeat music playing rapidly]  258 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,114    [laughter]                    259 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:23,649   - Yes, queen.                  260 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,785   - Faster, DJ.                  261 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,520 [music continues]                262 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,656   [laughter, cheering]           263 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,725  Give her a big                     round of applause.            264 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,293   - I love drag queen.           265 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,028  - Yes.                          266 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:40,099  - My queens, you are cordially   invited                         267 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,703    to the sham wedding of the       century...                    268 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:47,373    the nuptials of "Drag Race"   royalty,                         269 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:50,276    Michelle Visage...            270 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,711    and Graham Norton.            271 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,679   - Oh.                          272 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,981  - What a pair.                  273 00:11:56,082 --> 00:12:00,619 - When have Michelle and          Graham started bumping purses?  274 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,521    - Now, for this week's Maxi      Challenge,                    275 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,558    you need to give a wedding     speech.                         276 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,260  But instead of raising a toast, 277 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:12,398   you're going to give              a good old-fashioned roast.   278 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:13,132 all: Oh.                         279 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,034    - I love it on the speech.    280 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:19,839   - Oh, my God, roast, comedy.   281 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:23,843  It's been great, girls.         Goodbye.                         282 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,145  - #DragRaceUK.                  283 00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:29,181 Now, to help you prepare,        284 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:33,786  later you'll be meeting           with our extra-special guest     judge                          285 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:38,290    queen of the comedy roast,     Katherine Ryan.                 286 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,859   - Oh, my God.                   - Yes!                          287 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,661 - I'm obsessed with her.            I love her.                   288 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,629   She's great. I really do love    her.                           289 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:46,432  - Hannah Conda.                  - Yes.                          290 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,801    - As the winner of the Mini      Challenge,                    291 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,403    I'm making you the wedding    planner.                         292 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:55,341   - Oh.                          - So you get to decide the roast  order.                          293 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,509  - Ooh.                          294 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,277  - Call me J.Lo.                 Here we plan the weddings. Whee. 295 00:12:58,377 --> 00:12:59,678 [laughs]                         296 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,782   - Racers, start your engines.  297 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,785 And may the best drag queen win. 298 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,119    [all cheer]                   299 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:11,123   - I love drag queens.             - [laughs]                    300 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:11,991   - Hi.                          301 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,293    - Welcome.                       Come into my lair.            302 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:15,427    - Thank you, love.            303 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,497 - Welcome                          to Conda's Connubial             Corporation.                   304 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:23,202   I'm here to formulate          a powerful roast lineup.         305 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,271   Do you know what a roast is?     - It's like--                  306 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:28,407 - No, you don't!                 - Yeah, we don't.                307 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:29,942 - Just jokes, you're all         perfect.                           I love you. Let's go.          308 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:32,044   Let's plan a wedding!          309 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,114    So I want to know,               who's done a roast before?    310 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,653  [playful music]                 311 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,688  - None of us have done           a roast in our season,          312 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:46,325     and I think that's really    exciting                          because none of us know what to  expect.                         313 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:47,960  It could really go either way.  314 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,495   - We never got to do a roast.  315 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,631   It's not part                    of the French comedy culture.  316 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,967 - Really?                        - Yeah. It's not, but I'm        excited.                         317 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:58,771    I wouldn't consider            myself a comedy queen.          318 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,973  I think I'm just dumb.          319 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,144 It works.                        320 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:08,180  - Knowing that this is            a challenge where there is a    lineup,                         321 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,449   I would like to hear              where you would like to go.   322 00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:12,751 And I'll start down the end with   Dada.                          323 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,354  - Hmm, I would say that a safe   place--                         324 00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:18,190  This is a new exercise for me.    - But where is safe for you?   325 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,159   - Around the middle.             - Around the middle.           326 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,794   Okay.                           - Yeah.                         327 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,562    - If you want to go first,       I want to go last.            328 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,764   - Oh, I see what's happening     here.                             You want a bookend.           329 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,067   - I'm not telling you what to     do.                           330 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,768  This is your business,          and I am but interviewing        331 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:34,273    for an apprenticeship part.      - [laughs]                    332 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,841 - Honestly, I don't know.        333 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:39,111  I think I could kind of, like,   squeeze                            in wherever, to be honest.    334 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,247 I mean, opening would be kind of exciting.                         - Yeah.                         335 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,015 - I'm so excited to show          the judges that I can do this.  336 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:48,087   It's a new side of me           and a little different flavor.  337 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,522 - I just want to be safe,        honestly, because comedy         338 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,258 is not my strongest suit.        339 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:53,826  You know that.                  340 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:56,262   I don't want to add any more   pressure                          to what I am currently feeling, 341 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:59,999  so I think I'm very comfortable with being in the middle.        342 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,701   - Look, not everyone            can get what they want.         343 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:06,272    I could either set this up     so I look really good and they     look shit,                    344 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:10,242 or I could make a really         cohesive,                        fun comedy roast,                345 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,945  and hopefully that works out in my favor.                        346 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,050 To open the show,                I think I would like to start it   off.                           347 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:22,388 I think after me,                   I would like to place Dada.   348 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:28,027  And then for the flow,          I think I will put Marina in the  middle.                         349 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,361   - Thank you.                   350 00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:31,497  - After that, Scarlet, and then    closing out the show, Tia.    351 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,032    - Fabulous.                    - Does that sound okay?         352 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,800   - That sounds great.            - Cool.                         353 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,502  - How about the working hours?  354 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,704   - Ah.                           - And do we have holidays off?  355 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,739  - Do we have the time to party? 356 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:41,807 Because I'm such a party person.  - You know what? This has been   great.                          357 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,576    I love it.                       Thank you so much.            358 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,213   - This is kind of important.     - Yeah, don't call us, we'll   call you.                        359 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,815 Bye-bye.                         360 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,383 Bye-bye.                         361 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,053    - I don't know how              to use a fax machine.          362 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,456 - Oh, well, fuck a duck,          don't you look spiffy.          363 00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:00,159 - Hello.                         - Hello.                         364 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:04,096   Here we go to meet Katherine     Ryan.                          365 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,832    - Thank you, Hannah Conda.     I've come in full drag.         366 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,600   I've tucked my trouser snake.  367 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,436   - Thank you.                      I appreciate that.            368 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,272  - Why don't you just go through your set                           for me and we'll take it from   there?                          369 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:16,041   - So I have Michelle joining    an illustrious group of women,  370 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,110   Fran Drescher, Liza Minnelli,  and Judy Garland                 371 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,312  taking on gay husbands.         372 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,548  - Yeah.                          - Really great for the             community.                    373 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,216  Scarlet Envy has a face like a     rabid cat.                    374 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,786   She's one minor inconvenience   away from having a full mental    snap.                          375 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,955   I'm unsure if this is            "RuPaul's Drag Race" anymore   376 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,390  or "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's   Nest."                          377 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,993 - Make sure your punch lines are  strong.                         378 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,295    And sometimes less is more.     - Yeah, yeah.                  379 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,597    - If you can say something       with fewer words...           380 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,733 and, like, really punchy,        then go for that.                381 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,035 - Yeah, because I do find myself to be a bit of a talker,         382 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:47,306 and, like, all my stories        kind of waffle for a bit.        383 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,574  I'm excited for a comedy roast. 384 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,109   I've never done one.           385 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,945  This is the last opportunity I    have                              to win that coveted badge,    386 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,582   and I'm willing to give it a      red-hot go                       and fucking just nail this.   387 00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,419  - Well, this is the place to be   like quick and firm and hard,  388 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,553 just the way we like it.         389 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,122    - [laughs]                    390 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,857 - Hello.                         391 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,826 - Hello.                         [speaking French]                392 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:10,229    - [speaking French]           393 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,898  - So how are you going to honor  all the wedding guests          394 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,733  and, of course,                   the bride and groom tonight?   395 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,438   - What scares me the most is    that we                            don't really have roasts in   France...                        396 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,273   - No.                             - And in French in general.   397 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,409 - Are the French                    really kind people?           398 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,878    - No, they're not.            - I didn't think so, no.         399 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,380   - I have a few that worry me   400 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:32,017   because they are kind of gore    or a little intense.           401 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,419  - Okay.                         402 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,922   - You know what? Prince Harry     is considered brave to talk   403 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:40,959   about his frostbitten penis,    but once again, nobody's there  404 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,429  to worry about frozen [bleep].  405 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,898   How are you Michelle?            - Oh.                          406 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,067   Just make sure that you don't     lose a joke                   407 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:51,737  by using a word that is banned  on this channel.                 408 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:52,871  - Yeah.                         409 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:55,174 Sometimes we like to say          "twat" in this country.         410 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,675   - Twat for the fu-fu?          411 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,178  - Change it to "twat."          - How do you spell that?         412 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,879    - T-W-A-T.                    413 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,615    Who said the show's             not educational for the kids?  414 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,818   - Yeah, I love that.             I'm going to use it.           415 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,787  I tend to like the little swear  words,                          416 00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:12,424 but I need to not disappoint her 417 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:16,028  and showcase all the good stuff tomorrow.                        418 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:17,529  - Just take your time.          419 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,999    You can really slow it down     because you don't want anyone  420 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,137   to miss the, like, pure solid    gold                              that you're bringing to the    stage.                          421 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,806  This is how beautiful you look,  Marina?                         422 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,843  - Yeah.                         - This is your day look?         423 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,478    Are you so excited?           424 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,948  - I'm actually kind of nervous   because this is my first roast    ever.                          425 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,084   But, yeah, I plan to,             like, do it in my own way,    426 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:42,688    like, story-tell and, like,     bring the Philippines          427 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,124  with me with my jokes,           and hopefully it works.         428 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:48,260 - Storytelling in a roast           is really difficult           429 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,331   because you've got to come in    fast                             and you have to come in hard.  430 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:55,801  So let's hear what you have to    say.                            - Okay.                         431 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,202    Mabuhay, everybody.           432 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,670 And, you know, mabuhay in        Filipino                         433 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:02,274    means long live--long live,   434 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:05,844   and, clearly, someone in this    room already                    had too many mabuhays.          435 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:06,945    - [laughs]                      That's funny.                  436 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,614   - You know, Michelle             and Graham's wedding           437 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:13,185  is a testament that if you grow    old                             and you can't find a partner,  438 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,554  just marry one of your closest   friends                         439 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,789 who's rich, successful, and hot, 440 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:21,126   and they both failed.             - [laughs]                    441 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,561  This is great.                  442 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,463 - Oh, my God, thank you.         - Marina!                        443 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,266  You have nothing to be nervous   about.                           - Okay.                         444 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,501    Katherine is laughing at my    jokes.                          445 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,570 I was so surpri--                446 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,938   Phew.                          447 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,107    - You could take some time    and do just more                 448 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,943   of what you're already doing.     - Okay. Thank you.            449 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,946  - Okay, see you tomorrow night. - Oh, my God, this is so         helpful.                         450 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,148   [sighs] I'm relieved,          451 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:47,319  and I am ready                    to get this roaster cooking.   452 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:48,754 [laughs]                         453 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:51,523 - [gasps]                         - Hi, gorgeous.                 454 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,892  - Scarlet Envy.                   - Hi.                          455 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:54,993  - Wow.                          456 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,295    I've seen you read here and    there.                           - Yes.                          457 00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:59,131 - And I think you're very        talented                         at this already.                 458 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,966 - Oh, thank you.                    - What's your plan?           459 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,868  - I have a whole, like,          Graham Norton section.          460 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,436   - Let's hear                      the Graham Norton section.    461 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,405  - Graham Norton                   has been on the telly so long  462 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:11,210   that when he started, it was     actually just                   live theater in Greece.         463 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:15,247   Katherine is smiling             and, like, you know, nodding,  464 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:18,217  but I'm going for, like, belly   laughs,                           you know what I mean?          465 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,785 And congratulations to all of us 466 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,687   for making it to the hardest   challenge                         of the season--                 467 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,223  finding something nice            to say about RuPaul.           468 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,791   - Ah.                          469 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:29,094    - We'll cross that one out.     - You better make sure you're     hilarious.                    470 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:30,195  - Yes.                          471 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:31,863   Nobody got time to sleep now,    girl.                          472 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,333    Go hard or go home.           473 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,300  - [gasps] Tia.                  474 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,568 - Hello.                         475 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,204 - Are you looking forward        to roasting the bride and groom? 476 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,006  - I need to push it, I think, a    little bit                    477 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,775 because I'm quite polite,        and also my humor is just, like, 478 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:47,012  mostly, like, stupid dad jokes. 479 00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:50,349  - Okay, let's hear some            of these toast-roast jokes.   480 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,817   - Well, you may have             heard in the tabloids          481 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,154  that myself and La Grande Dame    have had a whirlwind romance   482 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,522   in this competition.           483 00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,592  Unfortunately, for all             the ground-coffee fans out     there,                          484 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,528    I have to let you know that      the relationship has ended.   485 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:06,298    I told her she drew           her eyebrows on too high,        486 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:07,466 and she looked surprised.        487 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,901 - Let me stop you there.         488 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:13,405  I want to let you know,            the relationship...           489 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,507  has had a happy ending.         490 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,710  - Yeah, in the toilets            about ten minutes go.          491 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,412 - [laughs] There you are.        492 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:23,382  I think that's cute, and that's very you,                         because you just thought of it. 493 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,684  - Okay.                          - Rather than try to...         494 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,387   de-dad-joke your set,          495 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:31,156 I would lean into these,          because you love them.          496 00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,992   Authenticity is the only way   to win any game.                 497 00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,027  - Okay.                         498 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,229   She wants me to lean into my     personality,                   499 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,564   which is what the judges have     been saying the whole time.   500 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:40,899    Yeah, we can do it.           501 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:44,569    I'm ready to toast               and roast tomorrow.           502 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:45,904   Bring it on.                   503 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,609  [upbeat music]                  504 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:54,613  [elegant wedding music]         505 00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,248 - I'm the best flower girl ever. 506 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,582    - Flowers.                    507 00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:59,718    - I love a wedding.           508 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,119   - Thank you.                   509 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,524    - [imitates crying]           510 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,359    - I'm not that bad.           511 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:10,295    - It's elimination day, and     one of those chicken is going  512 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,130 to get roasted...                [chicken clucks]                 513 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,598   with the little... [speaking    French]                         514 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:17,703  yeah, cooking, French.          515 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:22,374  [upbeat music]                  516 00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:25,043  - How's everyone feeling RE the  roast?                          517 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:28,747 This is our final sort of chance  to get a little badge.          518 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:32,084  Has anyone been in the             semifinals before?            519 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,087    - You know, this is              uncharted territory for me,    girls,                          520 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:39,524   because I have never actually   made it                          this far on "Drag Race" before. 521 00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:41,259    I'm very excited about it,    522 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,630  which really just makes me want    it even fucking more, girl.   523 00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:49,668    We are so close to the end,    I can taste it.                 524 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,136  It tastes good.                 525 00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:54,506    Has anyone else experienced   a finale before?                 526 00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:57,542    Any finalists here?             - Yes, I did.                  527 00:22:57,642 --> 00:23:00,312   I was, like, runner-up on my    season.                         528 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:04,649   And that's where the pressure  was at this time around,         529 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,918  it was to at least match what I   did.                           530 00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:10,222    - There's 50K on the line.       It's giving drama.            531 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,391    As a finalist on my season    532 00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:15,427    if you stopped watching at      episode six,                   533 00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:18,430   I can't wait for it.           534 00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:22,634    - Well, I finished first on     my season...                   535 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,970 first runner-up.                 [laughs]                         536 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,938   Yeah, just like Dada,          537 00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:31,710  I came here to prove that, you    know,                             I can match that placement     again.                          538 00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,111   But what I've learned            from this whole thing          539 00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:36,848    is that you are rebirthing       a new version of yourself,    540 00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:38,683 and you don't have to be haunted   by your past.                  541 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:41,453 - Mm-hmm.                        - And you don't have to,         542 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:43,088   you know, carry that burden.   543 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,756   - I made it to the final Down   Under,                          544 00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:47,592   but I felt there was a lot of   people                          545 00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:49,928   who didn't really understand     who I am as a person,          546 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:51,897 and that was really hard for me. 547 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:54,466  To be honest, I didn't             really enjoy the experience   548 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:59,371 because I was just, like, scared about how people would...        549 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,173   perceive me.                   - Mm-hmm.                        550 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,742   - And, you know, even to the     point                           where I'd go to meet and greets    and stuff,                    551 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,945  and people paid to meet            everybody,                    but they'd walk past me.         552 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:07,979   - Aw.                             - Aw. Baby.                   553 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,182 - So my first round was--        554 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,652   although it was very recent,     it was really tough.           555 00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:17,622  But, you know, now I...         556 00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:21,493   I've been more me than I have    in a very long time.           557 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:24,529   I've been able to showcase me    again                          558 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,998    and more authentically me.    559 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:32,037  It just gives life more          excitement and meaning,         560 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,941  and it just makes life           worth living even more.         561 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:38,777  And I felt so instantly          comfortable around all of you.  562 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,712   Yeah, I just feel like you've   helped                          563 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:44,216    to turn the lights back on    and brighten up the house again. 564 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,617 all: Aw.                         565 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:47,953   And, yeah, it's been            really, really special.         566 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:49,688  So thank you for that.          567 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,991    And no matter what happens,     like,                           I know that this just means the  world.                          568 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:56,428 Just know that you're sending me   back                            to Australia like me old self.  569 00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:58,163  So that's really nice.          570 00:24:58,263 --> 00:25:01,433   And I appreciate it because I   felt so                            scared for a while but not    anymore.                         571 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,835 - Come on, come on. Bring it in.    - I love you girls.           572 00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:06,037  - I just can't                   believe what you said.          573 00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:08,607 Like, you are one                   of my favorite people now.    574 00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:11,042 - I love you all.                  Oh, I love you girls.          575 00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:12,244    Thank you.                    576 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,546 But this has been really,        really special, so, yeah.        577 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:16,147    - Love you, bitch.            578 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,716   - I love you.                  - I love you all.                579 00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:19,351 Now let's just--                 580 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:22,153  - I can't wait for you to talk    shit                              about us on the main stage    today...                         581 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,856    - [laughs]                      - Like you always do, bitch.   582 00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:26,157    [laughter]                    583 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:30,128   - It's all in humor.            It's all humor.                 584 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:36,134  [RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]         585 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:47,412   [singing] Cover girl,          put the bass in your walk        586 00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:51,983   Head to toe, let your           whole body talk                 587 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:52,684 And what                         588 00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:54,953 Welcome to the main stage        589 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:58,623   of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs.     the World."                   590 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:03,161 Michelle Visage,                   may I call you a polygamist?   591 00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:07,098  - You can call me whatever you    like,                             as long as it gets me dual      citizenship.                   592 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:09,234    [laughter]                    593 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:11,870  - International treasure Graham  Norton.                         594 00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:15,373    Now, Graham, what does your    husband                         595 00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:18,176 think about you marrying         Michelle Visage?                 596 00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:21,212   - Well, luckily, he's            a huge Seduction fan,          597 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:24,482    so he's thrilled...              [laughter]                    598 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,351 - Over the moon.                 599 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:29,287  - Well, it takes three          to make a thing go right.        600 00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:31,289  - Hey.                          601 00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:36,161  - And our extra-special          wedding guest, Katherine Ryan.  602 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,229  Are you with the bride             or with the groom?            603 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:43,401   - Well, I've been with both,      two very different lovers,    604 00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:44,302 though equally gene-rus.         605 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:49,040   - [laughing]                   606 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:50,976   For better or worse,           607 00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:53,645    this week we challenged our    queens                          to give a wedding roast.         608 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:56,014    And tonight on the runway,    609 00:26:56,114 --> 00:27:02,587    category is "take me up the    aisle,                          bridal couture."                 610 00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:05,023    Racers, start your engines.   611 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:08,693 And may the best                  drag queen win.                 612 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:14,833  [elegant wedding music]         613 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:18,003 Queerly beloved, we are gathered   here                             to celebrate                   614 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:23,675   the union of Michelle Visage      and Graham Norton.            615 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:28,413 - Oh, beautiful.                   - Oh.                          616 00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:31,850  - If anyone knows a reason this  couple                          617 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:35,887   should not be joined together     in holy matrimony,            618 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:40,558  speak now or forever hold your   peace.                          619 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,494   [all exclaim]                     - I object.                   620 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,863   I know many reasons.             I have them.                   621 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:48,266   - Okay, okay, one at a time.   622 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,501  First up, Hannah Conda.         623 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:54,172 - [sighs]                           Oh.                           624 00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:57,942 First off, I feel honored           to be here at your nuptials    today.                          625 00:27:58,043 --> 00:27:59,878  And as a wise woman once sang,  626 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:01,913  it takes two to make a thing go  right,                          627 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,416  but that doesn't apply in this  situation                        628 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,251 because this is all kinds        of fucking wrong,                629 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,819   to be real about it.           630 00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:10,889    Oh, but, Michelle, you are     joining                          an illustrious group of women.  631 00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:16,528   Fran Drescher, Liza Minnelli,    Judy Garland.                  632 00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:19,764    They went into what we call     "lavender weddings."           633 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,666    You know, they are marrying    the...                          634 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:23,401 [whispering] Homosexuals.        635 00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,704 [normal voice] But, shh, I won't   tell.                          Don't you worry, darling.        636 00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:29,074 Don't you worry.                 This is true allyship, it really    is.                           637 00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:34,079 And, Graham, you taking Michelle   as your awful wedded wife...   638 00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:36,915   it's actually lovely           for RuPaul and her back,         639 00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:40,418    because it's relieving the    pressure                         of having to carry around        Michelle                         640 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:42,721 on her coattails                   for all these years.           641 00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:45,156  It's truly God's work, darling. 642 00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:47,692  But being up the first cab off  the rank,                        643 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:51,463   I do get to introduce           the illustrious group of guests you have.                        644 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,865 Up first, La Grande Dame.        645 00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:57,635  Dada is so inaudible that I've     had                              more intense conversations    646 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,738  with farts from my own asshole. 647 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:02,307    [laughter]                    648 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,809  Marina Summers,                   our little Filipina princess.  649 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:08,346 Marina did actually just get her teeth in                           right before she came here to  the show,                        650 00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:10,648   because straight after, she's  actually                            heading out to the Kentucky    Derby,                          651 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,618 where she's going to hope        652 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:18,289 and win the little horse         miniature                         best in show, which is lovely.  653 00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:20,391    So I wish you all the luck       with that, Marina.            654 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,694   And I say neigh, girl, neigh.  655 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:25,296 [laughs]                         656 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:28,066 But speaking of Kentucky,        all the way from the USA,        657 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,702  we've got Scarlet Envy!         658 00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:35,140    The assault she's unleashed   on her face today is next level. 659 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,776   I've told you once, Scarlet,     I've told you twice,           660 00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:42,313 the makeup brush is not a          weapon, okay?                  661 00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:44,149    RuPaul's here, too.           662 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:45,817    You truly are a modern-day     marvel.                         663 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:49,087  Your legacy is going to live on forever,                         664 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:52,290   or your systems of levers and   pulleys                           that are holding you together  665 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:55,960   are going to be harvested for   parts.                          666 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,061    But last, back to our happy    couple.                         667 00:29:57,162 --> 00:30:00,431    Tonight is your first night   together.                        668 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:03,535  It's going to be warm,            it's going to be wet,          669 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,337    and it's going to be tight.   670 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:09,607   Yeah, and that's just             undoing Michelle's corset.    671 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:13,378  But when it comes to Michelle's  pussy,                           just slam it in, baby,          672 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,346    because that thing               has been filled more times    673 00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:18,216  than mine and Katherine's lips   put together, I tell you what,  674 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:21,519   it is a party in there, whoo!  675 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:23,154 [laughs]                         676 00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:24,656 - The judges are laughing at her  jokes,                          677 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,291   we're laughing at her jokes,   678 00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:30,695   and the best part is,            Hannah is laughing at her own   jokes,                          679 00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:32,230  which I find endearing.         680 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,867 - So let's all raise our           glasses to the happy couple.   681 00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:40,872   I'd say "opa" if I was Greek,  but I'm not, so I won't.         682 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:46,110 But now I'm going to pass          you over to the sperm          683 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:48,112    that her mother should have      swallowed.                    684 00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:51,649  Please give it up for La Grande   Dame.                          685 00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:54,118   [cheers and applause]          686 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:57,055  - Classy, elegant, fashionable  687 00:30:57,155 --> 00:31:02,393 are all qualities                   Michelle Visage don't have.   688 00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:05,296 But sickening gray hair,         689 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,165 nice boobs, great bottom         690 00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:12,403   are all adjective we can use      to describe Graham Norton.    691 00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:17,675 You know, Graham Norton,            you are the spare.            692 00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:20,311 Talking about that, Prince Harry 693 00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:24,682  is considered brave for talking   about his frostbitten penis,   694 00:31:24,782 --> 00:31:27,652  and once again, nobody's there  695 00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:31,389   to worry about frozen twats.   696 00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:32,757  How are you, Michelle?          697 00:31:32,857 --> 00:31:34,993 - Great.                         698 00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:38,763   - You know, when I sprain my    ankles,                         699 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:41,399 I just stick them onto Michelle. 700 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:42,867 That's what I do.                701 00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:47,138   Frozen twats.                     [chuckles]                    702 00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:53,544    RuPaul, you are the barely      living proof                   703 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:57,548  that the power of drag is real. 704 00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,585 The bad news is that you            might only get recognition    705 00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:02,854 for it once you're dead.         706 00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:06,491  The good news is that it should    happen pretty soon by now.    707 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:12,897  Mm, I mean, I'm not going to go    with the aging jokes again.   708 00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:15,166  You've heard them all.          709 00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:16,467   Sorry I need to explain that.  710 00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:19,671 So, Hannah, aging                  is what is going to happen to     you                           711 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,906    no matter how many              gallons you put in your face.  712 00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:26,177 And, Marina, a joke is something  you say                         713 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,480 that makes people laugh.         714 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,683   - She tried.                   715 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,818    She tried.                    716 00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,187 - Katherine, I was about           to forget about you.           717 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:39,390 I had to go on Wikipedia         to find out more.                718 00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:43,027  So what I found                 was interesting.                 719 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,997  I'm going to read it out loud.  720 00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:47,999 "Page not found."                721 00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:49,167    What is that about?           722 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:51,336   Okay.                          723 00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:53,504  Mm-hmm.                         724 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:54,939    You know, this competition    725 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:59,077   has been all about lifting up    one another,                   726 00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:01,112    which is why Hannah           still don't have a badge.        727 00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:02,013  We couldn't lift the bitch up.  728 00:33:04,382 --> 00:33:06,985   Um...                          729 00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:09,787    That was about it.            730 00:33:09,887 --> 00:33:10,888 Good evening, everybody.         731 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,692   Thank you all, distinguished    guests,                         732 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,694    and thank you all to all of     those                          733 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,497  who simply can't afford           to identify as that.           734 00:33:19,597 --> 00:33:21,332    Thank you.                      [cheers and applause]          735 00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:24,168   There you go.                  736 00:33:24,268 --> 00:33:30,108  [playful music]                 737 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,243   - Well, I just found            my newfound confidence.         738 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:36,280   I thought I was the only one      struggling                       with the English language.    739 00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:37,648 Hello, everybody.                740 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,283 My name is Marina Summers          from the Philippines.          741 00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:41,452 Mabuhay, mabuhay.                742 00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:45,056   You know, mabuhay in           Filipino means long live,        743 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:48,960   and, clearly, someone in this    room                             already had too many mabuhay.  744 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:52,196   - Oh.                           - Ooh.                          745 00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:54,632   - But we're not here             to talk about RuPaul.          746 00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:58,236    We are here to talk            about the two other old hags in the room,                        747 00:33:58,336 --> 00:33:59,937   Michelle and Graham.           748 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,672  Hello. Mabuhay.                 749 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,674    - Mabuhay.                    750 00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:05,977 - Mabu--especially you, mabuhay. - Yeah, I know, really, mabuhay. 751 00:34:06,077 --> 00:34:07,745   - You know, Michelle             and Graham's wedding           752 00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:10,882  is a testament that if you grow    old                           753 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:14,218    and you can't find a person      to love and marry,            754 00:34:14,318 --> 00:34:16,487  just marry one of your closest   friends                         755 00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:20,458  who's rich, successful,            and extremely hot,            756 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,894   and they both failed.          757 00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:24,495   - Oh.                          758 00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:26,064    - And speaking of failure,    759 00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:28,499 let's give it up                 for the lovely guests beside me. 760 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:30,902    Hello, hi.                    761 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,438  Scarlet is here because          she's pretty and white.         762 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:36,841 La Grande is here because         she's pretty and white.         763 00:34:36,941 --> 00:34:39,911  Hannah is here because             she's just white...           764 00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:43,681   And there's free food in the    lobby.                          765 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:48,286  And in true Australian wildlife fashion,                         766 00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:51,489  that, my dear friends,             just like her name,           767 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:52,857    is a rare species of snake    768 00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:55,860 after swallowing a double-decker   bus.                           769 00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,998    - [laughing wildly]             Vroom, vroom.                  770 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,800  - Yes.                          771 00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:07,305 Mabuhay.                            - Mabuhay.                    772 00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:09,574    - I would like to propose a     toast                          773 00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:13,878    to our questionable couple,     Michelle and Graham,           774 00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:17,682    to our extra-special guest     judge,                             whoever she may be,           775 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,786 and to my favorite singer         from America, Beyoncé.          776 00:35:21,886 --> 00:35:25,123   Thank you, everybody.          777 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,994  - It's clear that this           is not her strong suit,         778 00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:33,731  but she's actually holding her    own,                             and I'm so, so impressed with    her.                           779 00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:35,867    - Ooh, girl, after              some of these toasts,          780 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:38,970  Michelle Visage has never been     happier to be gluten-free,     honey.                          781 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,172    - No, you're right.           782 00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:43,274   I am so, so happy to be here,  783 00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:45,943 and I was honored when you asked    me                            to be your maid of honor.        784 00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:49,881    Honestly, you know,              my first thought was, wow,    785 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,950 this bitch really doesn't         have any friends, girl.         786 00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:54,552  My God.                         787 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,355  But, you know, the ceremony was    beautiful.                    788 00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:59,724   You know, it was so wonderful   we could finally find a priest  789 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,792    to get close enough              to Michelle Visage            790 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:04,128 without a garlic necklace           and a wooden stake, honey.    791 00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:09,300   Speaking of vampires,           La Grande Dame is here,         everyone.                        792 00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,802    I mean, seriously,               it's like she hasn't seen a    summer                          793 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:13,371    in 100 years, girl.           794 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:16,007   What are you, allergic to the    sun?                           Would it kill you to go outside? 795 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:19,610 Girl, she gets a sunburn          just opening the refrigerator.  796 00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:23,614  Also, Tia Kofi is here.         797 00:36:23,714 --> 00:36:27,652    Girl, Tia is so stupid that   when RuPaul said,                798 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:29,153  speak now or forever hold your   peace,                          799 00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:31,556 under the table,                    she just grabbed her dick.    800 00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:37,461  - Piss.                          Sorry.                          801 00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:40,398 - Marina Summers is here.        802 00:36:40,498 --> 00:36:43,501   Now, Marina and I both know a    thing or two                      about going viral,            803 00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:47,071   but Marina gets hers cleared   right up                         with a shot in the ass...        804 00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:48,706 and an injection.                805 00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:50,575    Oh.                           806 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:54,946 The incontinent Graham Norton is   here.                          807 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,315  Graham Norton has been            on the telly so long           808 00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:58,649  that the first episode             of "The Graham Norton Show"   809 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:01,152  was in black and white.         810 00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:04,455  Graham Norton has been             in the business so long...    811 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,157    - How long?                   812 00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:09,126    - That people actually had     to get up to turn his show off. 813 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:15,466   - [laughing]                   814 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,468    That's bad.                   815 00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:19,237   Poor Scarlet.                  816 00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:22,873   - And, honestly, best of luck     with your second marriage.    817 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,375   You know, the only thing that   Graham                          818 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:26,377   has in common                    with Michelle's first husband  819 00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:30,881    is that they were both paid      to marry Michelle Visage."    820 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,550   [whispering]                   He's being paid tonight.         821 00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:38,990   [normal voice] RuPaul, Elvis     said,                            "I can't help falling in love     with you,"                    822 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,727    but with a face pulled that     tight, bitch,                    ain't nothing fallin', okay?   823 00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,198 That was my favorite one.        824 00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:51,636   I'm having fun up here, girl.  825 00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:53,971   This is fun.                   826 00:37:54,071 --> 00:37:55,840   Laugh, for God sakes.          827 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,175  These are funny jokes.          828 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,411  Right?                          829 00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:02,413  Cheers, I want to make a toast. 830 00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:04,015  Cheers to Michelle, to Graham.  831 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,450  Cheers, and thank you so much.  832 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:07,485   Congratulat--                    Can I drink this now?          833 00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:09,820   Jesus Christ.                  834 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,124 This is why I don't go to        weddings.                        835 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:13,791  And thank you.                  836 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:17,061   And to Tia Kofi now.           837 00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:21,999  [elegant music]                 838 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:26,037   - Thank you for that            fantastic introduction.         839 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,572  [clears throat]                 840 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,074 Dearly tolerated,                   we are gathered here today    841 00:38:30,174 --> 00:38:34,045    to celebrate the joining of      this man and Graham Norton    842 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:37,281 in glory holy matrimony.         843 00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:40,051   Michelle, you look stunning.   844 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,552 Graham, you're a vision.         845 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:44,255  Sorry, I misread that.            Graham, you host Eurovision.   846 00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:46,857 You look a mess.                 847 00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:49,493    You two are a strange pair.    It's a real blending of         cultures.                        848 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:52,163 Michelle Visage,                 849 00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:54,565    a French name that roughly       translates to Michael Face.   850 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:59,170   And Graham...                     [laughter]                    851 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:02,573    And Graham, who identifies       emotionally with potatoes.    852 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:06,344 Not because you're Irish.          That's a stereotype.           853 00:39:06,444 --> 00:39:08,846 It's because much like a potato,   you go with anything,          854 00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:11,582  which explains your marriage to Michelle.                        855 00:39:12,883 --> 00:39:16,454  RuPaul is here. Hi, Ru.         - Hello.                         856 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:18,589   - You really remind me of my    mother.                         857 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:19,156    She's dead.                   858 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:26,464   But you would be forgiven for  thinking                            that the five of us onstage   859 00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:30,368   are the world's worst          Spice Girls tribute act.         860 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:31,902   I guess I'll take Scary Spice  861 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:35,740  because I'm famously excellent   at a Mel B impression.          862 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,676    Scarlet, you can be             Gin and Tonic Spice.           863 00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:42,580  La Grande Dame, you can be Posh  because you're French.          864 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,516  Marina, you can be Baby          because you're roughly the size 865 00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:48,619   of an eight-month-old child.   866 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,288   And, Hannah, this is            the first and last time         867 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,023   anyone will say this to you.   868 00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:54,291  You're Sporty.                  869 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,995    [laughter]                    870 00:39:58,095 --> 00:39:58,963  Now, let's get serious.         871 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:01,532    You may have heard             in the tabloids                 872 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:05,569  that myself and La Grande Dame    have had a whirlwind romance   873 00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:08,205   in this competition.           874 00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:11,008  Unfortunately,                    that relationship has ended,   875 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:15,012  but it was a happy ending about   20 minutes ago in the toilet.  876 00:40:15,112 --> 00:40:18,549 La Grande Dame's journey            in this competition           877 00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:20,251   is very much like my             favorite French city.          878 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,219   Why?                           879 00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:24,188  Because she's going "Toulouse." 880 00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:31,595   And, finally, Marina is here.  881 00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:33,697   She has three badges             in this competition.           882 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:36,367  Scarlet, that's                 this many badges.                883 00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:39,203    This--What?                   884 00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:41,071    You got it.                   885 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:43,441    Marina really reminds me of     life.                          886 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:46,143  Life is short.                  887 00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:49,380  [wild laughter]                 888 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,451  Make the most of it because you   never know when it might end.  889 00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:56,153   Cherish every moment.          890 00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:59,557   I'm Tia Kofi, and when I go,     I hope it's instant.           891 00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:02,526    [laughter]                    892 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,298 - Instant coffee.                893 00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:10,835   - You know, I never explained  why I brought a trumpet with me. 894 00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:13,070   Good night, everyone.          895 00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:18,008  [laughter and applause]           - Brilliant.                   896 00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:19,844    Brilliant.                    897 00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:21,912    - A perfect ending.             I'm a genius.                  898 00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:26,350    My wedding-planning skills    are sensational.                 899 00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:28,285 [glass clinking]                 900 00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:29,487    - Silence.                    901 00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:33,290  I've made my decision.          902 00:41:33,390 --> 00:41:36,594   This marriage is off.          903 00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:38,596    [all gasp]                      - Wait, what?                  904 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:42,399    - Yes. I have just received   the DNA reports.                 905 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,603    Michelle and Graham            are brother and sister.         906 00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:47,538    [all gasp]                    907 00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:50,374 [dramatic music]                 908 00:41:50,474 --> 00:41:53,110  - Wow.                          909 00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:56,180   Lovely soup.                      [chuckles]                    910 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,549   - [singing] Nobody's business  911 00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:01,886  The category is                  "take me up the aisle."         912 00:42:01,986 --> 00:42:05,923   - [chuckles]                   - Up first, Hannah Conda.        913 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,859 This ain't her first time up the  aisle.                            - [chuckles]                   914 00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:10,761    - My dress is very classic     bridal.                         915 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:13,097 I feel so elegant and beautiful. 916 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,833 And it feels like it glides when   move                           and I'm delicate.                917 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:19,370  Oh, I love it.                     I feel like a sponge cake.    918 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:22,072  - No groom at the inn.          919 00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:25,175 - She was going to marry           the love of her life,          920 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:27,545    but he didn't show             at the church.                  921 00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,380  It is very sad.                 922 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,915    Not all weddings are happy.   923 00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:32,483    They often end in divorce.    924 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,852 [laughs]                         925 00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:38,622  - Did she get that big            old dress in an ample sale...  926 00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,925  or a "junk in the trunk" show?  927 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:45,563 Child-like skin,                   Hannah Montana Conda.          928 00:42:45,663 --> 00:42:47,398   Here comes the bride.          929 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:49,500 Also, she's approaching.         930 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,569   Oh, one more,                  931 00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:55,139   come to the reception             for Vegemite and Foster's.    932 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,542  - Yum.                             [laughter]                    933 00:42:58,642 --> 00:43:02,313    - Up next, La Grande Dame.    934 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,815   Wow.                           935 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:07,885  - I am serving                   post-nuclear-war bride.         936 00:43:07,985 --> 00:43:10,588   You know, mutants are             very romantic, too,           937 00:43:10,688 --> 00:43:13,023   and they get married.          938 00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:17,761   I'm walking down the runway,    and I say I do.                 939 00:43:17,861 --> 00:43:19,430   [imitates explosion]           940 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:21,899   - Poof, there it is.           941 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,303    - I feel very warm             on that runway,                 942 00:43:26,403 --> 00:43:28,872    but that's because             of the uranium.                 943 00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:31,442  Yes, she might                     have three ovaries,           944 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:34,812 but it means she's going         to have a lot of babies.         945 00:43:34,912 --> 00:43:39,283   - She went for an elopement.     She wanted no frills.          946 00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:42,019    I've seen her seating plan,    it's on Graham's face.          947 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:46,924   Sacré something bleu.          948 00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:52,129    - Up next, Marina Summers.    949 00:43:52,229 --> 00:43:54,632 Mabu-hey!                        950 00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:58,535   - This look is a traditional     wedding look                     from the Yakan tribe,          951 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:02,006  one of the many tribes             of the Philippines.           952 00:44:02,106 --> 00:44:05,009  As I walk down, I feel kind of  emotional                        953 00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:08,779    because it's just so sacred   to be able to wear this.         954 00:44:08,879 --> 00:44:10,748  - That is absolutely beautiful. 955 00:44:10,848 --> 00:44:11,815 - Mm-hmm.                        956 00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:14,752 - This is my love letter            to the Philippines,           957 00:44:14,852 --> 00:44:17,521    and I feel gorgeous, I feel   powerful,                        958 00:44:17,621 --> 00:44:20,491 and I feel proud.                959 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:23,160  - Hey, I think someone            stole my wind chimes.          960 00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:26,897 - I'll bet her bridal shower was  golden.                         961 00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:27,898   - [laughs] I should hope so.   962 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:31,335    - Ugh, I hate a destination   wedding.                         963 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:37,508 - Up next, Scarlet Envy.         964 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:41,345  - I'm serving Las Vegas, baby.  965 00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:43,380  I'm feeling fantastic.          966 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,849  I feel like I just got married  in Vegas.                        967 00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:49,653   And I'm definitely saying, I     do...                          968 00:44:49,753 --> 00:44:51,622 want another vodka soda.         969 00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:54,792   - RSV-penis optional.           - Ooh.                          970 00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:56,894  - I can't help falling in love. 971 00:44:56,994 --> 00:45:00,831 Who wants to get hitched to this  bitch?                          972 00:45:00,931 --> 00:45:05,502   - She doesn't know whether to    toss                             a bouquet or Graham's salad.   973 00:45:05,602 --> 00:45:08,739  I can see her Las Vegas landing  strip.                          974 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:15,045  - Up next the question remains, Tia Kofi?                        975 00:45:15,145 --> 00:45:19,650  Wait, is this a wedding         or a gender-reveal party?        976 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:22,786  - She is from the hood,            motherhood.                   977 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:28,425 - I am giving you                 a sci-fi alien moment.          978 00:45:28,525 --> 00:45:31,595   I am pregnant with baby Xenu.  979 00:45:31,695 --> 00:45:33,664  Serving you fierceness          980 00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:36,734 from far away across the         universe.                        981 00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:39,169    This look is a milky slay.    982 00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:42,372  - You know this aliens             only doing it for the visa.   983 00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:48,979  - The dress is made of            actual bridal satin.           984 00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:50,814   There's bridal lace.           985 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:53,317   It's shiny, it's shimmering,    it's gorgeous.                  986 00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:55,919    Look at the train.               There are ruffles.            987 00:45:56,019 --> 00:45:56,720 And I've got my legs out.        988 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:58,722    Why? Because they're long.    989 00:45:58,822 --> 00:46:02,826  - She's serving                 morning sickness.                990 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,928  - Yeah.                            - Oh, yeah.                   991 00:46:05,028 --> 00:46:07,498   - I guess we know she             likes the tea bag left in.    992 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:11,201   - [laughing]                   993 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:14,938 Welcome, queens.                 994 00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:18,642 It's time for the judges'           critiques.                    995 00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:21,512  Up first, Hannah Conda.         996 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:22,946  - Hey, Hannah.                     - Hi, girl.                   997 00:46:23,046 --> 00:46:25,082   - You were a joy, as always.   998 00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:27,651  I thought you had a lot           of really fun jokes.           999 00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:30,287    And you laughed at what the      other girls                      were saying to you.           1000 00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:34,057    Even when it really wasn't     funny,                          you were there to be the         cackler.                         1001 00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:35,993  - I was very offended that you     didn't seem to take my love   1002 00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:37,361  for Michelle seriously.         1003 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:42,065  The whole thing seemed            like a joke to them.           1004 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:43,300 I love the way you styled        yourself                         1005 00:46:43,367 --> 00:46:46,069   like that aunt who's              claiming every centerpiece    1006 00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:48,472 at the end of the night.         1007 00:46:48,572 --> 00:46:52,342 - That outfit let us know         exactly                            what you were going to do.    1008 00:46:52,442 --> 00:46:54,144    I love that woman.            1009 00:46:54,244 --> 00:46:57,347 - I loved that you opened          by dabbing the napkin at your    mouth                          1010 00:46:57,447 --> 00:46:59,750    as though you'd fellated a       groomsman.                    1011 00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:04,354  That was a physical joke before   you'd even opened your mouth.  1012 00:47:04,454 --> 00:47:05,989   - Thank you.                   - You can see that you're         someone                         1013 00:47:06,089 --> 00:47:07,991    who's happy to take           the piss out of yourself,        1014 00:47:08,091 --> 00:47:10,594    and that made you more warm      and more likeable to watch.   1015 00:47:10,694 --> 00:47:11,962  So, well done,                  - Oh, thank you so much.         1016 00:47:12,062 --> 00:47:14,765   - And tonight I think          this is really beautiful.        1017 00:47:14,865 --> 00:47:16,166  This is not traditional Hannah. 1018 00:47:16,233 --> 00:47:19,770 This is traditional bride          with a little nod of Hannah.   1019 00:47:19,870 --> 00:47:23,273   - I was captivated by the way  that you                            performed the runway walk.    1020 00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:25,375  It drew me in.                  1021 00:47:25,475 --> 00:47:28,245  - It was very romantic            and a little bit sad, almost.  1022 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:30,347   Where is he?                      [laughter]                    1023 00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:33,717  I've been here for three days.  1024 00:47:33,817 --> 00:47:37,387   - I guess you figured that no  one else                          would do the traditional bride, 1025 00:47:37,487 --> 00:47:39,623  and you did it,                  and it looks fantastic.         1026 00:47:39,723 --> 00:47:42,659  Anything else you want to add?   - No, but I feel really pretty. 1027 00:47:42,759 --> 00:47:45,762   And it's nice to just            be fabulous and gay.           1028 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:46,997  So thank you very much.            I loved it.                   1029 00:47:48,665 --> 00:47:51,501    - Up next, La Grande Dame.    1030 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:54,371 Michelle.                          - It wasn't the worst thing.   1031 00:47:54,471 --> 00:47:55,906 It wasn't the best thing.        1032 00:47:56,006 --> 00:47:58,175    There were moments            where I felt you kind of         spiraling                        1033 00:47:58,275 --> 00:48:00,477 and then rallying yourself back, 1034 00:48:00,577 --> 00:48:04,081   and that's how you, you know,  separate                            a performer from a novice.    1035 00:48:04,181 --> 00:48:06,884    - You had wordplay,           which is very difficult.         1036 00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:10,487    "Twat" is a new word for La      Constance.                    1037 00:48:10,587 --> 00:48:13,490 It didn't land so well, but then    you just repeated yourself.   1038 00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:16,593 You explained the joke to        everyone,                          and that took a lot of balls.  1039 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:20,430   You said ankles, frozen twat,    work with me.                  1040 00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:23,967  - I really admired your           commitment to the challenge.   1041 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:24,902 You never seem defeated.         1042 00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:27,471    You know, if jokes weren't    landing,                         1043 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:30,307  you just went, well, I'm going     to give you                     another one.                   1044 00:48:30,407 --> 00:48:34,077  Here comes another one.            - I was so excited to do a     roast.                          1045 00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:37,514  We really don't get to do that     in France.                      It doesn't translate.          1046 00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:40,450  It would sound really mean very   fast,                             so I was--                    1047 00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:44,087   - Right, because, let's face     it--                              in France, a roast is just     everyday life.                  1048 00:48:44,187 --> 00:48:47,057    - I know, not entertaining.   1049 00:48:47,157 --> 00:48:51,528 - Let's talk about this Galliano beautiful                         runway fashion moment.          1050 00:48:51,628 --> 00:48:55,032  You look absolutely exquisite,   and I love it.                  1051 00:48:55,132 --> 00:48:56,600  - This is just beyond.          1052 00:48:56,667 --> 00:49:00,771   I mean, that headpiece should    just be, you know, in an art   gallery.                         1053 00:49:00,871 --> 00:49:03,640    - I have been to small-town    Canadian art galleries.         1054 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:04,541    We don't have this.           1055 00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:07,244  You are just a vision.          1056 00:49:07,344 --> 00:49:09,846   - It is so beautiful.          1057 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,282    The color is so unexpected.   1058 00:49:12,382 --> 00:49:14,584   Just amazing.                  1059 00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:15,585  Thanks.                         1060 00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:18,889 Up next, Marina Summers.         1061 00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:21,591 - In the roast, when you            had the timing, you had us.   1062 00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:25,862   And then when it kind of fell     off                              or you felt the joke is not   landing,                         1063 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,397  then you would lose it.         1064 00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:30,200   But I enjoyed it, and I loved    your energy.                   1065 00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:33,203    - What I really liked was,    when things didn't land,         1066 00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:37,474  you knew we would laugh at you    doing                             your little kind of runway     thing.                          1067 00:49:37,574 --> 00:49:40,277    So it was like, I love it.      It was so shameless.           1068 00:49:40,377 --> 00:49:42,479  - You're laughing now?          - Yeah. See, we are still        laughing.                        1069 00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:43,880   We're still laughing.          1070 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,283  - What did surprise me is that     I thought you were stronger   1071 00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:47,517 in the workshop with me.         1072 00:49:47,617 --> 00:49:50,988 - I was more comfortable            reading it to you.            1073 00:49:51,088 --> 00:49:54,858    - I did notice a lot of the     other queens                      glanced at their notes, and     that's fine,                   1074 00:49:54,958 --> 00:49:58,895 but you were completely off book in your second language.         1075 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,831    So that was really,           really impressive to me.         1076 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:02,332  - There was a confidence there. 1077 00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:04,868    You know, there were times       when you faltered.            1078 00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,837    But, you know, if you were     to get a second chance,         1079 00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:09,473 I could tell that you would nail    it.                           1080 00:50:09,573 --> 00:50:12,442  - This is just                  beyond beautiful.                1081 00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:16,446 And you sell the garments          and the looks so beautifully.  1082 00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:19,116  - Every little detail is there, 1083 00:50:19,216 --> 00:50:20,984  even baby hairs at the nape of     your neck,                    1084 00:50:21,084 --> 00:50:25,555   along with every little thing   hanging                            and all the crystals in the      headpiece.                    1085 00:50:25,655 --> 00:50:28,258  It's all just really beautiful,  and I love your Filipino pride. 1086 00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:31,161    - This outfit is smashing.    1087 00:50:31,261 --> 00:50:32,529    What is this outfit called?   1088 00:50:32,629 --> 00:50:35,098  - This is a traditional bridal   garment                         1089 00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:37,534   from a tribe called the Yakan   tribe.                          1090 00:50:37,601 --> 00:50:41,638    These textiles are actually      hand-woven                      by the women of Yakan tribe.   1091 00:50:41,738 --> 00:50:45,375  They were very gracious enough  to let us wear it                1092 00:50:45,475 --> 00:50:47,144 and represent that here.         1093 00:50:47,244 --> 00:50:49,079   - Thank you.                     - Thank you.                   1094 00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,948 - Up next, Scarlet Envy.         1095 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,217  - You're one that struggled as    well                            with some of the jokes,         1096 00:50:54,317 --> 00:50:55,819   but you did power through it.  1097 00:50:55,919 --> 00:50:58,221   You knew it.                     You kind of acknowledged it.   1098 00:50:58,321 --> 00:50:59,456 And you still carried on            because you're a performer.   1099 00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:01,625    That's what you do.           1100 00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,860 You gave it your best go.           I appreciated your energy.    1101 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:08,765       - There was kind of a         disconnect, I felt,             between your delivery and the  material.                        1102 00:51:08,865 --> 00:51:10,801   - Oh.                          1103 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,070 - You were kind of almost         overselling the jokes.          1104 00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:17,007   If you trusted in your jokes     more,                          they would have landed better, I  think.                          1105 00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:19,676  - I was confused as to why you    weren't getting more laughs,    really,                         1106 00:51:19,776 --> 00:51:21,178  because I was laughing.         1107 00:51:21,278 --> 00:51:24,047   - I think that you do this--   1108 00:51:24,147 --> 00:51:25,715   You indicate.                  1109 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:26,817  Like, you know,                 when someone mentions your belt, 1110 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:29,119    you will say, you mean this     belt?                          1111 00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:30,620   I think it distracts             from where the punch line is,  1112 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:33,590 because the material was strong, 1113 00:51:33,690 --> 00:51:36,960   but for some reason,           the laughs weren't there.        1114 00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:39,229   - I love what you're wearing   tonight.                         1115 00:51:39,329 --> 00:51:43,233    Nothing says American drag     quite like the "yassification"  of Elvis.                        1116 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:46,803   The makeup, I think all of it    is super, super fun tonight.   1117 00:51:46,903 --> 00:51:49,206  - I was expecting more             of a slutty bride.            1118 00:51:49,306 --> 00:51:51,541   I was expecting more           skin on your wedding day,        1119 00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:54,611  but this is beautiful.          1120 00:51:56,179 --> 00:51:58,482 - I'm always so inspired         1121 00:51:58,582 --> 00:52:02,953   by what queens are able to do   with their silhouettes.         1122 00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:05,889  And seeing that little          itty-bitty waist                 and the hips on you this evening 1123 00:52:05,989 --> 00:52:08,425   might have saved me a trip to   Turkey,                         1124 00:52:08,525 --> 00:52:11,061   so thank you.                  1125 00:52:11,161 --> 00:52:14,698 - This outfit is just exquisite.    I love it so much.            1126 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:16,666    Thank you.                    - Thank you, Ru.                 1127 00:52:16,733 --> 00:52:19,369   - Up next, Tia Kofi.           1128 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:23,373 - So we waited this whole series  to see what was in the dossier, 1129 00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:25,742  and it was joke cards?          1130 00:52:25,842 --> 00:52:28,545  [wild laughter]                 1131 00:52:28,645 --> 00:52:32,649   I knew that you were going to   have it                          because you brought you to the     assignment.                   1132 00:52:32,749 --> 00:52:34,885   It worked, all of it.           It was a home run. I'm so proud  of you.                         1133 00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:40,323   - I so enjoy the way            you know yourself now,          1134 00:52:40,423 --> 00:52:43,460  that you weren't doing            an impression of a stand-up.   1135 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:48,198  You were being Tia Kofi, and it   was,                            you know, intentional and well  written.                         1136 00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:49,933   You know, that's impressive.   1137 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,201   - Everything worked.           1138 00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:52,869  You didn't lose your dad jokes. 1139 00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:56,773  Michael Face, Michelle Visage.  1140 00:52:56,873 --> 00:52:59,976 Just so many fun takeaway         things.                         1141 00:53:00,076 --> 00:53:03,780  - You set the tone for who you     are                           and what your comedy is going to    be                            1142 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,450  within seconds of opening your   mouth,                          1143 00:53:07,551 --> 00:53:11,955    and it was just hilarious.    1144 00:53:12,055 --> 00:53:13,623    This outfit is ridiculous.    1145 00:53:13,723 --> 00:53:18,828    - This is so different and    elevated                            from the last time you were     here.                          1146 00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:20,130 And it makes me so happy.        1147 00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:23,300 - I mean, on your season,        you would have done this,        1148 00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:25,635 but that would have been           a Cabbage Patch doll           1149 00:53:25,735 --> 00:53:28,471   in a Tesco bag with lemonade.     [laughter]                    1150 00:53:28,572 --> 00:53:30,040  Great job tonight, Tia.         1151 00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:31,608   - Thank you.                      The baby is yours.            1152 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:34,411    [laughter]                      - Thank you.                   1153 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:36,446 - At my wedding?                  Graham!                         1154 00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:38,982    [laughter]                    1155 00:53:39,082 --> 00:53:40,383 - Thank you, Tia.                1156 00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:42,686    Thank you, queens.            1157 00:53:42,786 --> 00:53:43,753    I think we've heard enough.   1158 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:47,190  Based on the judges' critiques, 1159 00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:49,993 I've made some decisions.        1160 00:53:50,093 --> 00:53:51,228   At this point in the             competition,                   1161 00:53:51,328 --> 00:53:56,466 if you're not in the top,         you are in the bottom.          1162 00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:59,436 [dramatic music]                 1163 00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:01,938    Tia Kofi...                   1164 00:54:02,038 --> 00:54:04,841  Hannah Conda...                 1165 00:54:04,941 --> 00:54:08,712 condragulations, you are          the top two queens of the week. 1166 00:54:08,812 --> 00:54:12,315 [light applause]                 1167 00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:16,953   That means La Grande Dame...   1168 00:54:17,053 --> 00:54:20,156  Marina Summers, Scarlet Envy... 1169 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:25,862 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are  the bottom queens of the week.  1170 00:54:25,962 --> 00:54:28,598 [music continues]                1171 00:54:28,698 --> 00:54:30,467 Hannah...                        1172 00:54:30,567 --> 00:54:32,736  Tia...                          1173 00:54:32,836 --> 00:54:35,071    each of you needs to decide   1174 00:54:35,171 --> 00:54:37,807 which of the bottom three you'll eliminate                        1175 00:54:37,907 --> 00:54:40,744 if you win the lip sync.         1176 00:54:40,844 --> 00:54:44,014 So, while you deliberate         in the Werk Room,                1177 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,282    the judges and I...           1178 00:54:45,382 --> 00:54:48,685  will return Graham and             Michelle's                      wedding gifts                  1179 00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:52,022    for cash and store credit.    1180 00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:55,325 You may leave the stage.         1181 00:54:55,425 --> 00:54:56,359    [engine turning over, revs]   1182 00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:58,995   - Oh, my God.                  1183 00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,766    - Just a couple of brides.    1184 00:55:02,866 --> 00:55:06,369   We're back in the Werk Room,   and, baby, she's top two!        1185 00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:08,805 And I'm so proud.                1186 00:55:08,905 --> 00:55:12,175 We're in.                        I'm going to the finals!         1187 00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:14,277 - Congrats to our top two         ladies.                         1188 00:55:14,377 --> 00:55:15,412    - Congrats.                    - Yay.                          1189 00:55:15,512 --> 00:55:18,548   - And you are in the finale.     - Oh, my God.                  1190 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:19,916   - I know, and you're           some funny bitches, too.         1191 00:55:20,016 --> 00:55:22,819  That was really so incredible.  1192 00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:26,589  - Girls, like, you did fucking    fantastic as well, honestly.   1193 00:55:26,690 --> 00:55:28,558    It was a fun time.            There was lots of laughs.        1194 00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:30,226  - How are you feeling, Marina?  1195 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:31,328    - Honestly, I feel            proud of myself.                 1196 00:55:31,428 --> 00:55:35,832   I may not got all the laughs,   but I--                         1197 00:55:35,932 --> 00:55:38,168 - You got all the badges.        - I got--                        1198 00:55:38,268 --> 00:55:39,002    [laughter]                    1199 00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:41,504  - Scarlet, how are you feeling? 1200 00:55:41,604 --> 00:55:43,106   - It is what it is, you know.  1201 00:55:43,206 --> 00:55:47,777   I mean, it's unfortunate that  there's three in the bottom this   week.                          1202 00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:52,048  I do not feel like I deserve to    be                             in the bottom.                  1203 00:55:52,148 --> 00:55:55,518 Maybe I fell short in my         delivery                           on some of the jokes,          1204 00:55:55,618 --> 00:55:57,420    but I'm a bit worried now.    1205 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,758    - Look, Tia, I know this is      going to be                     a tough decision for us both.  1206 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:04,227  - Yeah.                           - Again, I do accept bribes,   1207 00:56:04,327 --> 00:56:08,331 and there will be a job on offer at the...                        1208 00:56:08,431 --> 00:56:11,935 - What is it with you and this--  - Conda Connubial Corporation.  1209 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,037  - You need to start this actual company.                            - Come on. I will. Come on.   1210 00:56:14,137 --> 00:56:15,105 - Let's go do it.                1211 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,840 Me or Hannah are going to        make the decision                1212 00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:19,876  about who we're going into the     final with,                   1213 00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:21,745 and that's a lot to think about. 1214 00:56:21,845 --> 00:56:23,913  I don't really know what to do. 1215 00:56:24,013 --> 00:56:26,316   How are you feeling?            - I don't know.                 1216 00:56:26,416 --> 00:56:27,917   I mean, it sucks to be in the   bottom,                         1217 00:56:28,017 --> 00:56:31,654  but I feel like I wouldn't have   been                             if there wasn't three of us.   1218 00:56:31,755 --> 00:56:34,524   I just--I think I was, like,      much better                   1219 00:56:34,624 --> 00:56:37,227 than the other two girls.        1220 00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:41,398 - I feel it's difficult,         1221 00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:43,900   because, is it track record?   1222 00:56:43,967 --> 00:56:47,871   Is it who potentially          might have done the worst        1223 00:56:47,971 --> 00:56:49,472  in this last challenge?         - Mm-hmm.                        1224 00:56:49,572 --> 00:56:53,710   - Or is it at the last minute   taking                            out the biggest competition?   1225 00:56:53,810 --> 00:56:57,080   - I think it would be            the gag of the season          1226 00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:58,715 if Marina went anywhere.         1227 00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:00,683 - I mean, Blue did it to         Pangina,                           and she won the whole thing.   1228 00:57:00,784 --> 00:57:03,953  - And she won.                    That's true.                   1229 00:57:05,455 --> 00:57:07,090   That would be a fucking gag.   1230 00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:10,894   - You know, I hate to          see you in this position         1231 00:57:10,994 --> 00:57:12,862    because you've been            the untouchable Marina Summers  1232 00:57:12,962 --> 00:57:14,564  this whole competition.         1233 00:57:14,664 --> 00:57:17,934    And for me, you know, that    really...                        1234 00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:21,004 [sighs] Just gives me the           opportunity                      now to just get rid of you.   1235 00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:21,971 - I know.                        1236 00:57:22,071 --> 00:57:24,073    - With Marina, I could play   strategy.                        1237 00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:28,912 If I get rid of her, I know that   it's                             almost a clear path to 50,000   pounds.                         1238 00:57:29,012 --> 00:57:31,314    All I know is that            I'm proud of you.                1239 00:57:31,414 --> 00:57:33,716  I love you as a sister.         - Mm-hmm.                        1240 00:57:33,817 --> 00:57:35,418  - And I will help you pack your   bags.                          1241 00:57:35,518 --> 00:57:37,821   [both laugh]                   1242 00:57:37,921 --> 00:57:41,157   - I actually don't feel good   about this conversation.         1243 00:57:41,257 --> 00:57:42,125    - I'm only joking.            1244 00:57:42,225 --> 00:57:45,161    - I'm pretty confident that    Hannah                          1245 00:57:45,261 --> 00:57:48,598    will not pick my lipstick,       but you never know.           1246 00:57:48,698 --> 00:57:51,768  You never know.                 1247 00:57:51,868 --> 00:57:53,837  - How are you feeling?             - I'm feeling okay.           1248 00:57:53,937 --> 00:57:57,373    It really is your decision,    and...                          1249 00:57:57,474 --> 00:58:01,211  just know that it won't         affect...                        1250 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:02,846 what we've shared so far.        1251 00:58:02,946 --> 00:58:05,715    You do what you got to do,      but I really want to be here     till the end,                  1252 00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:07,817 and I believe that I deserve it. 1253 00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:09,886  - I appreciate you saying that. 1254 00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:13,456 I've grown so close to La Grande   Dame                             in this competition,           1255 00:58:13,556 --> 00:58:16,359   and it's a head-versus-heart   decision.                        1256 00:58:19,128 --> 00:58:20,830 - How you feeling, girl?         1257 00:58:20,930 --> 00:58:22,499    - I'm proud of what I did.    1258 00:58:22,599 --> 00:58:26,236  I also think if there was only     two of us,                     I don't think I would be here.  1259 00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:30,940   I think it was very clear who   the two                           bottom queens this week are.   1260 00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:33,610 And it's not me.                 1261 00:58:33,710 --> 00:58:36,913  I just want it so fucking bad,  you know?                         - Yeah.                         1262 00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:38,648 Yeah, look, I don't know          what's going to happen.         1263 00:58:38,748 --> 00:58:42,285  I'm really feeling that this is   going                            to be one of those decisions.  1264 00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:44,053    It's like down to the wire.   1265 00:58:44,153 --> 00:58:46,890 Pro is, I think I could beat her  in a lip sync, so that's good.  1266 00:58:46,990 --> 00:58:49,959   So, you know, knowing           that we probably going          1267 00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:51,127   to have to lip-synch for this   crown,                          1268 00:58:51,227 --> 00:58:54,597   keeping her there could be a      safety net.                   1269 00:58:54,697 --> 00:58:57,467    [slurping]                    1270 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,535 - Congratulations, first of all.   - Thank you.                   1271 00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:00,970    - You did so well.            1272 00:59:01,070 --> 00:59:02,372   I'm so proud of you.           1273 00:59:02,472 --> 00:59:04,874  Top four, baby.                   - Thank you.                   1274 00:59:04,974 --> 00:59:08,711  - If I were in the top, I would   get rid of me at this moment,  1275 00:59:08,811 --> 00:59:12,415 but I don't want to go home, not   now.                           1276 00:59:12,515 --> 00:59:15,518    Three badges aside,           1277 00:59:15,618 --> 00:59:18,621  I've worked so hard just to get  here...                         1278 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:23,159 [voice breaking]                  And I have put everything into  my craft.                        1279 00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:26,162  And it would mean a lot            to me to be in that finale    1280 00:59:26,262 --> 00:59:29,198   to represent what we want to      represent.                     - Yeah.                         1281 00:59:29,299 --> 00:59:30,567   - Somewhere across the world,  1282 00:59:30,633 --> 00:59:33,870   a brown, queer person           is watching two people of color 1283 00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:36,806  doing well in the competition.   - Yeah.                         1284 00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:40,476    - And it would be my dream      to keep holding hand           1285 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:41,311  with you until the end.         1286 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:44,681   - Yeah, yeah.                  1287 00:59:44,781 --> 00:59:47,483  I can feel her passion and her    fight                          1288 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,452   and her desire to get to the     end.                           1289 00:59:49,552 --> 00:59:52,589 I don't know what to do.         1290 00:59:52,689 --> 00:59:54,691   - How do you feel? I want to     know.                           - I want to be with you all the   way.                           1291 00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:59,395   Like, I love you all, and...   1292 00:59:59,495 --> 01:00:01,798  I don't know, I think I deserve to stay a little longer.         1293 01:00:01,898 --> 01:00:05,835  - Why?                           - Because my track record isn't    the worst,                    1294 01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:10,139   because I brought interesting   things                             to the competition.           1295 01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:13,009    There are many ways             this could be played,          1296 01:00:13,109 --> 01:00:15,345    but I want to stay with my     sisters                         1297 01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:18,247    and really give it a shot,    a good, nice, good shot.         1298 01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:21,384   I want to stay here,           and I want to keep laughing with   you.                           1299 01:00:21,484 --> 01:00:23,753  - Okay.                          - Okay?                         1300 01:00:23,853 --> 01:00:27,924   - Dada has also been              incredibly really strong...   1301 01:00:28,024 --> 01:00:29,025 but did falter this week.        1302 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:32,495    Like, it's really,              really frickin' hard.          1303 01:00:32,595 --> 01:00:38,434 [dramatic music]                 1304 01:00:38,534 --> 01:00:40,303   - Looking at these lipsticks    in front of me,                 1305 01:00:40,403 --> 01:00:42,872   I know what decision            I have to make.                 1306 01:00:45,074 --> 01:00:48,578   The question is whether it's      based on fairness and track    record,                         1307 01:00:48,678 --> 01:00:51,014  whether it's based on strategy  1308 01:00:51,114 --> 01:00:54,917  and making sure                    that I can get to that top     two...                          1309 01:00:55,018 --> 01:00:58,888  or whether or not it's keeping   La Grande Dame                  1310 01:00:58,988 --> 01:01:00,790  for no reason.                  1311 01:01:00,890 --> 01:01:03,393    It's a tough call.            1312 01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:05,862   - This is the penultimate lip    sync.                          1313 01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:08,231 If I win,                        1314 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:11,968   I'll be taking away someone's    dream                           of being in the final.          1315 01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:15,004   I could take out the biggest     competition.                   1316 01:01:15,104 --> 01:01:18,274   I could do it, but would I do     it?                           1317 01:01:18,374 --> 01:01:21,277   That's some "Game of Thrones"    shit                             right there.                   1318 01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:27,283 [music continues]                1319 01:01:27,383 --> 01:01:28,918  - Welcome back, ladies.         1320 01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:32,955   Two internationally acclaimed   queens                          1321 01:01:33,056 --> 01:01:35,425 stand before me.                 1322 01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:39,495  Ladies, this is your chance to     impress me                    1323 01:01:39,595 --> 01:01:42,298    and earn the power            1324 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:45,735 to give one of the bottom queens the chop.                        1325 01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:51,941    - I have got a plan to pay     homage                          to the eliminated queens.        1326 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:55,978   I want to go into that final     with a second badge.           1327 01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:57,580  - The time has come...          [thunder rumbles]                1328 01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:01,250  For you to lip-synch...         1329 01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:04,787  for the world.                  1330 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:10,259  - This is the last time we are    going                             to get this frickin' badge.   1331 01:02:10,359 --> 01:02:12,829    I cannot go into the finale   without a badge.                 1332 01:02:12,929 --> 01:02:16,499 Tia, your tricks aren't going to work here                        because I'm going to win.        1333 01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:19,335  - Good luck...                  1334 01:02:19,435 --> 01:02:22,105   and don't fuck it up.          1335 01:02:24,273 --> 01:02:27,577  [dark electronic music]         1336 01:02:27,677 --> 01:02:32,882  - [singing] Why, why can't this moment last forevermore?         1337 01:02:32,982 --> 01:02:34,250    [laughter]                    1338 01:02:34,350 --> 01:02:36,753  Tonight                         1339 01:02:36,853 --> 01:02:41,257 Tonight eternity is an open door 1340 01:02:41,357 --> 01:02:43,993    No                            1341 01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:48,831  Don't ever stop                  doing the things you do         1342 01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:51,667 Don't go                         1343 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:56,272    In every breath I take, I'm     breathing you                  1344 01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:59,108 Euphoria                         1345 01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:02,945   Forever till the end of time   1346 01:03:03,045 --> 01:03:06,716    From now on, only you and I   1347 01:03:06,816 --> 01:03:10,653  We're going up, up, up, up, up  1348 01:03:10,753 --> 01:03:13,289    We are here                   1349 01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:17,493    We're all alone in our own    universe                         1350 01:03:17,593 --> 01:03:19,595    We're higher and higher and    higher                          1351 01:03:19,695 --> 01:03:24,300    We're reaching for divinity   1352 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,904 Euphoria                         1353 01:03:28,004 --> 01:03:31,440   Forever till the end of time   1354 01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:36,112 From now, only you and I         1355 01:03:36,212 --> 01:03:40,016  We're going up, up, up, up, up,    up                            1356 01:03:40,116 --> 01:03:42,652  Forever                         1357 01:03:42,752 --> 01:03:47,023   We sail into infinity           - Yes!                          1358 01:03:47,123 --> 01:03:49,926 - [singing] We're higher         1359 01:03:50,026 --> 01:03:54,730    We're reaching for divinity   1360 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:57,166 Euphoria                         1361 01:03:57,233 --> 01:04:01,971   - Oh.                             [cheering]                    1362 01:04:02,071 --> 01:04:05,541 Euphoria                         1363 01:04:05,641 --> 01:04:07,343  We're going up, up, up, up, up  1364 01:04:07,443 --> 01:04:12,515 Euphoria                         1365 01:04:12,615 --> 01:04:15,685 [music continues]                1366 01:04:15,785 --> 01:04:19,956 Euphoria                         1367 01:04:20,056 --> 01:04:23,259  We're going up, up, up, up, up  1368 01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:26,596   [cheers and applause]          1369 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:30,199 [RuPaul laughing]                1370 01:04:32,368 --> 01:04:35,238  - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!         1371 01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:39,275 Gorgeous.                        1372 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:42,111  Ladies, I've made my decision.  1373 01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:48,084 [dramatic music]                 1374 01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:51,888  Hannah Conda, condragulations.  1375 01:04:51,988 --> 01:04:56,592  You're a winner, baby.            [cheers and applause]          1376 01:04:56,692 --> 01:04:58,895   - Thank you so much.           1377 01:04:58,995 --> 01:05:03,499 - And you've earned your         first gold RuPeter badge.        1378 01:05:03,599 --> 01:05:05,501   [cheers and applause]          1379 01:05:05,601 --> 01:05:07,837   [epic music]                   1380 01:05:07,937 --> 01:05:12,241    Wear it with pride.             - Thank you. I will.           1381 01:05:12,341 --> 01:05:14,377 - And, most importantly,         1382 01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:17,179  you've made it through to next   week's                          1383 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:20,182    Lip Sync Smackdown for the     Crown.                          1384 01:05:20,283 --> 01:05:22,585    - Oh, shit.                     - [chuckles]                   1385 01:05:22,685 --> 01:05:25,955 - Tia Kofi, you are safe,        1386 01:05:26,055 --> 01:05:27,223    and you've made it through    1387 01:05:27,323 --> 01:05:31,827  to next week's                     Lip Sync Smackdown for the     Crown.                          1388 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,162 - Bravo.                         1389 01:05:33,262 --> 01:05:34,697  - Yes.                          1390 01:05:34,797 --> 01:05:36,399    - You just beat me in a lip     sync,                           so it's not looking promising.  1391 01:05:36,499 --> 01:05:39,568    [laughter]                    1392 01:05:39,669 --> 01:05:41,771   - You may step to the back of     the stage.                    1393 01:05:41,871 --> 01:05:43,572   - Thank you.                   1394 01:05:45,508 --> 01:05:47,743   - I love you.                     - Congratulations.            1395 01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:49,145    - Thank you, babes.           1396 01:05:49,245 --> 01:05:51,881 [music continues]                1397 01:05:51,981 --> 01:05:54,750  - Will the bottom three queens    please step forward?           1398 01:05:54,850 --> 01:06:00,022 [music continues]                1399 01:06:02,825 --> 01:06:06,562  With great power comes            great responsibility.          1400 01:06:06,662 --> 01:06:08,731  Hannah Conda...                 1401 01:06:08,831 --> 01:06:11,734    which queen have you chosen   1402 01:06:11,834 --> 01:06:14,003 to get the chop?                 1403 01:06:16,539 --> 01:06:18,107   - I don't want to be a dream   crusher,                         1404 01:06:18,207 --> 01:06:22,378    and this was an incredibly,      incredibly                      hard decision for me to make.  1405 01:06:22,478 --> 01:06:25,715    But one has to go,            1406 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,516   and tonight I have chosen...   1407 01:06:27,616 --> 01:06:31,287 [music continues]                1408 01:06:31,387 --> 01:06:32,989 Scarlet.                         1409 01:06:35,057 --> 01:06:39,395    I love you so much,             and I'm proud of you.          1410 01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:43,165    - As it is written,             so it shall be done.           1411 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,403 Scarlet Envy, you are and         will always be                  1412 01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:50,272 drama...                            [laughter]                    1413 01:06:50,373 --> 01:06:53,142 And a global phenomenon.         1414 01:06:53,242 --> 01:06:55,544 Now sashay away.                 1415 01:06:55,644 --> 01:06:56,979   - Thank you.                      Thank you.                    1416 01:06:57,079 --> 01:06:59,882    I've done this a few times.      I know how it goes.           1417 01:06:59,982 --> 01:07:03,452    I love you.                     - I love you so much.          1418 01:07:03,552 --> 01:07:04,487 Thank you for everything.          - Of course. Congratulations.  1419 01:07:04,587 --> 01:07:06,756 - Thank you, baby                1420 01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:09,859 [music continues]                1421 01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:14,797  - "UK vs. the World" wants me,     and the feeling is mutual.    1422 01:07:14,897 --> 01:07:16,399  - Yes.                          1423 01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:19,368   [cheers and applause]          1424 01:07:21,103 --> 01:07:22,271 - [sighs]                        1425 01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:24,407  It fucking sucks to be          the one to leave tonight.        1426 01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:29,145    It's hard to get this close   and not get what I really         wanted,                         1427 01:07:29,245 --> 01:07:31,747   but I hope I've done the USA    proud.                          1428 01:07:31,847 --> 01:07:34,350  My lyrics earlier in the season   were "never fear the future."  1429 01:07:34,450 --> 01:07:39,855     So just because you don't     achieve                         the goal that you set for        yourself                         1430 01:07:39,955 --> 01:07:42,558    doesn't mean you shouldn't     set another one, girl.          1431 01:07:42,658 --> 01:07:47,096 [music continues]                1432 01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:49,799    - Tia Kofi, please              step forward.                  1433 01:07:51,934 --> 01:07:53,936 - Am I getting surprised            eliminated?                   1434 01:07:54,036 --> 01:07:57,106    [laughter]                    1435 01:07:57,206 --> 01:08:01,377 - My fabulous final four,        condragulations.                 1436 01:08:01,477 --> 01:08:04,680 Now I want to hear from you, our viewers.                         1437 01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:08,784 Who do you think deserves           to be crowned queen           1438 01:08:08,884 --> 01:08:12,288   of the mother-tucking world?   1439 01:08:12,388 --> 01:08:13,489   Are you team Hannah Conda...   1440 01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:17,393 [steady electronic music]        1441 01:08:17,493 --> 01:08:20,796   Team La Grande Dame?           1442 01:08:20,896 --> 01:08:22,798 [laughs]                         1443 01:08:22,898 --> 01:08:25,267   Are you Team Marina Summers?   1444 01:08:25,367 --> 01:08:28,070    [laughter]                    1445 01:08:28,170 --> 01:08:31,507 Or are you Team Tia Kofi?        1446 01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:34,577 [music continues]                1447 01:08:34,677 --> 01:08:35,845  Tune in next week for the grand  finale                          1448 01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:39,615  of "RuPaul's Drag Race: UK vs.     the World,"                   1449 01:08:39,715 --> 01:08:43,586   where we will crown ourselves   a winner, baby.                 1450 01:08:44,887 --> 01:08:47,123 And, remember, if you can't love yourself,                        1451 01:08:47,223 --> 01:08:49,291  how in the hell                 you going to love somebody else? 1452 01:08:49,391 --> 01:08:51,760  Can I get an "amen" up in here?    all: Amen!                    1453 01:08:51,861 --> 01:08:54,363  - All right, now let the music    play.                          1454 01:08:54,463 --> 01:08:56,398 [singing]                        To, to, to, to, the moon         1455 01:08:56,499 --> 01:08:59,168    To the moon                   1456 01:08:59,268 --> 01:08:59,835    To the moon                   1457 01:08:59,935 --> 01:09:02,438 Come on and take me away         1458 01:09:02,538 --> 01:09:05,574 To, to, to, to, the moon         1459 01:09:05,674 --> 01:09:06,408 - Oh, no!                        1460 01:09:06,509 --> 01:09:07,877  - Next time on the grand finale 1461 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:11,680  of "RuPaul's Drag Race:           UK vs. the World"...           1462 01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:14,750 - We're reuniting                   all of our queens.            1463 01:09:14,850 --> 01:09:16,152  - Your decision                   feels more personal.           1464 01:09:16,252 --> 01:09:18,287 - No, bitch. Let's get the bitch   out.                             Let's do it.                   1465 01:09:18,387 --> 01:09:20,256  - Aah!                          1466 01:09:20,356 --> 01:09:21,690 - I can forgive you now.         1467 01:09:21,790 --> 01:09:24,560   - I was, like, punched in the    gut.                           1468 01:09:26,428 --> 01:09:27,396   - The winner                   1469 01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:31,600  of "RuPaul's Drag Race: UK vs.     the World"                    1470 01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:34,637   is...                          1471 01:09:34,737 --> 01:09:38,240 [singing]                        To, to, to, to, the moon         1472 01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:40,476    To the moon                   1473 01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:41,644    To the moon                   1474 01:09:41,744 --> 01:09:42,444 Come on and take me away         1475 01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:45,281 To, to, to, to, the moon         1476 01:09:45,381 --> 01:09:48,284    To the moon                   1477 01:09:48,384 --> 01:09:49,485    To the moon                   1478 01:09:49,585 --> 01:09:50,486 Come on and take me away         1479 01:09:50,586 --> 01:09:54,623 To, to, to, to, the moon         1480 01:09:54,723 --> 01:09:56,258    To the moon                   1481 01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:57,493    To the moon                   1482 01:09:57,593 --> 01:09:58,460 Come on and take me away         1483 01:09:58,561 --> 01:10:01,130 To, to, to, to, the moon