- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race: UK vs. the World"...
You'll be dancing your padded asses off
in the BBC's newest hit...
"Strictly Come Prancing."
[upbeat salsa music]
Hannah Conda, who knew you could dance like that?
Marina Summers.
- Maybe they should think about calling you
for "Strictly Come Dancing." [laughter]
- [singing] They want to see you
- Miss Scarlet Envy.
- For some reason, when the other was still, the other one was jiggling around.
- Choriza May.
- It was less "Last Tango in Paris," more last chicken in Sainsbury's.
[laughter]
- Marina Summers, condragulations. You're a winner, baby.
Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
- Choriza. - What?
- Choriza May, sashay away.
- You better eat that ass, darling.
[dramatic music]
- [sighs]
- We're back in the Werk Room, and I am still here,
but my dance partner is not.
- Oh. - "I'll see you in hell."
- Well, we're already in it, girl. "Drag Race" is hell!
- It's my final UK sister, she's gone, and I'm sad.
I absolutely adore Choriza.
- She's been an amazing, amazing drag artist,
and I hate to be the one to send her home. - Yeah.
- But, you know, I already gave her a chance last week.
- Oh, yeah, you did. - Yeah, I did, so...
- Okay.
- I do believe that it was her time,
and I think I made the right call.
It was a pretty easy decision but a hard one to swallow,
in a sense. - Yeah.
- Thank you for swallowing and not spitting,
I really appreciate that. - Yes.
- No, I'm so happy to be here.
I'm not taking this for granted whatsoever.
I do not want to be in that position again.
And looking at her mirror message makes me sad,
but I'm also happy to be here.
Let's wipe the mirror away because it makes me feel so sad to look at it.
- Using Choriza's--Is this used? - Probably.
- They are Choriza's.
- Smells like hell, too.
- Marina has won three badges now--three.
That's the number of legs I have, and that's just not okay.
Well, well, well done, Marina. - Thank you so much.
- To congratulate you, actually,
I do have something that I owe you.
Here you go. I promised it to you.
- Aw, thank you. - So thank you.
- I finally won something.
- You won three badges. - "I finally won something"?
[laughter]
- What we want to know is, who did you pick?
- What's in my tit? Oh, I know.
My decision tonight was very hard for me.
It was a very, very difficult decision.
But I did choose...
you, Scarlet.
- Oh, come on.
So track record means nothing to Hannah Conda.
I thought that she said she's going to play it fairly.
- Choriza, she kind of just gave me this compelling
sort of sell on what she wanted to do and wanted to stay here and showcase.
- It wasn't about personality over track record.
It's a combination of the both.
Some things outweigh other things, and that's why I picked a lipstick.
And to be fair, I think I rank above her.
So, oh, controversial yet brave. [laughs]
Now I want to go forward with a group of people
that, you know, I feel really comfortable with...
- Okay.
- Because I want to make this a harmony and a lovely space to be.
- I'm gagged.
I think the bitch just doesn't like me.
She feels threatened, and she wanted to keep Choriza
because she wouldn't be the only one without a badge.
- I'm really happy she slayed it. - Yes.
[laughs] Thank God she's the assassin.
- Thank God. - Yeah.
This is the moment of healing.
I want to get it out and move forward. - Yeah.
- Healing. - Healing.
all: Chaka Khan.
- "A healing moment," so she said.
I don't know who exactly is feeling healed after this,
but I'm glad she, I guess, got something off her chest.
- There is now one UK queen, one France,
one Philippines, one German, and one American.
- Isn't that iconic? - Wow.
- This is real versus the world.
- Top five, bitch! [all cheering]
- I mean, I am worried a bit about how people
are playing the game now that we've kind of seen
what Hannah Conda tried to do.
- We got to throw that shit away, girl. Get rid of that shit.
- That's done. - Yep.
- Actually, we'll save it for later. Shh.
We are the best of the best now. We are the top five.
I feel great. I've cleared my conscience.
I've cleared it up with Scarlet.
- Is it giving UK versus the world?
- It's giving coming together as friends.
We're all good.
We're moving on, and this is gay rights in action.
- I think everything happens for a reason. - Yeah.
I won that lip sync for a reason.
- And you really did.
This is the semifinals.
We have one more to go.
A quick reminder--maybe don't trust people as much as I was.
But now it's personal. - Yeah.
- Forgive and forget. - Mm-hmm.
- Well, maybe forgive, not forget, you know?
- [laughs]
- All right.
- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"
The winner crowned Queen of the Mother-tucking World
will receive a cash prize of 50,000 pounds.
Tonight, with Michelle Visage, Graham Norton,
and extra-special guest judge Katherine Ryan.
[singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race," may the best drag queen win
Best drag queen win
[upbeat music]
- Top five.
- Hey.
- [speaking French]
Semifinal, top five.
Top five, five, five, five, five,
five, five, five, five, five.
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, top five.
- Ru taught us. - Top five.
- Miss Scarlet, how are you feeling? Are you feeling...
- I feel great.
I dressed up today because I am ready to be here.
Every week is a new opportunity...
- Yeah. - And I'm excited to have it.
I was almost not here, okay?
If it shook out a little bit different last week,
this would not be my reality.
Bitch, I'm here at this table, I am present,
and I'm ready to deliver the morning news, you know what I mean?
[laughter]
And now over to Marina with the weather.
- It's good.
[laughter]
[alarm blaring, all shout]
- Girl, Her Majesty done already done had herses.
Hey, honeys.
all: Hey!
- Love is gentle, love is kind.
- Oh.
- But shade is never having to say you're sorry.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Well, that doesn't sound like love to me, girl.
[laughter]
- ¿Cómo estás?
[all shout] - Good morning.
- Hi, lady-kins.
- Good morning.
- By the power vested in me,
I now pronounce you semifinalists.
[all cheer] - That sounds good.
- And to celebrate, we're having a party.
- Whoo! - Oh.
- For this week's Mini Challenge,
you're going to get into quick bachelorette drag...
- Yes. - For a hen party, henny.
- Oh, my God.
- Now, you've got 20 minutes.
On your mark, get set, go.
[overlapping shouting]
- We definitely need a sash.
Quick drag, you sluts.
Makeup, makeup!
- Oh!
[upbeat music]
- Has anyone performed at a hens' party?
- Yes. - Oh, yeah, I did.
- That's like drag 101.
What happens at a hens' party always stays at the hens' party
because you know the bride is absolutely nailed in the toilet
by the stripper.
Oh, I've just told it. Oh, my God.
I've just revealed. Oh.
Five minutes!
Um...
Ah.
Um...
- Time's up! The taxi is here, girls!
Time's up!
- Well, hello, hennies.
And, please, say hello to DJ Jazzy Jacob.
all: Hey. - Yes.
The fastest fingers in town.
Now, when the music starts, I want to see you tear up the dance floor.
And when the music stops,
I'll ask the hen with the least sickening moves to step aside.
In the end, the funkiest chicken will win.
[chicken clucks] - Girls on tour.
Bring on the strippers.
- DJ Jazzy Jacob, let the music play.
- [singing] Guess who back in the house
Heels click-clackin' about
Fine, fresh feminine style to 11
I'm divine, so heavenly, gentlemen sweatin'
It's time for support, no doubt
Body like wow!
Pussy 'bout to end this drought
Titties so plentiful, flashing Jezebel
Should be criminal
Don't make sense for a bitch to be this endowed
- Ooh, wow, they were all pretty sickening
in the wrong way.
I think, Tia, you better sit this one out.
[laughing]
- Fine.
- All right, Jazzy Jacob, let's make it faster.
- Oh. - [gasps]
- [singing] I been that bitch, yes, I love that drama
Flashy, feminine up-and-comer
From the Clintons to the Obamas
I keep it tight, now they call me mother
- Ooh, La Grande Dame, I'm going to have to ask you
to evacuate the dance floor.
- Okay, now...
Shameful, shameful, shameful.
- [chuckles]
All right, DJ, even faster.
Hit it.
[upbeat music playing rapidly]
Oh.
Scarlet, I think it's time for you to leave the dance floor.
- [retches] - Uh-huh.
- I mean, she said let's get sickening.
I think maybe I just took it too literally.
- All right, DJ, give 'em everything you've got.
[upbeat music playing rapidly]
- [laughing]
- Is Hannah dancing right now, or has she been possessed by a demon?
[music continues]
- [laughing]
All right, Marina, you've got the moves,
Hannah, you've got the motion.
But one of you was really causing a commotion,
Hannah Conda.
- [cheering] - My girl!
- Condragulations.
- Cheap vibes. [laughter]
- All right, so, Hannah, it's time to take a victory lap dance.
DJ, hit it.
[upbeat music playing rapidly]
[laughter]
- Yes, queen.
- Faster, DJ.
[music continues]
[laughter, cheering]
Give her a big round of applause.
- I love drag queen.
- Yes.
- My queens, you are cordially invited
to the sham wedding of the century...
the nuptials of "Drag Race" royalty,
Michelle Visage...
and Graham Norton.
- Oh.
- What a pair.
- When have Michelle and Graham started bumping purses?
- Now, for this week's Maxi Challenge,
you need to give a wedding speech.
But instead of raising a toast,
you're going to give a good old-fashioned roast.
all: Oh.
- I love it on the speech.
- Oh, my God, roast, comedy.
It's been great, girls. Goodbye.
- #DragRaceUK.
Now, to help you prepare,
later you'll be meeting with our extra-special guest judge
queen of the comedy roast, Katherine Ryan.
- Oh, my God. - Yes!
- I'm obsessed with her. I love her.
She's great. I really do love her.
- Hannah Conda. - Yes.
- As the winner of the Mini Challenge,
I'm making you the wedding planner.
- Oh. - So you get to decide the roast order.
- Ooh.
- Call me J.Lo. Here we plan the weddings. Whee.
[laughs]
- Racers, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
[all cheer]
- I love drag queens. - [laughs]
- Hi.
- Welcome. Come into my lair.
- Thank you, love.
- Welcome to Conda's Connubial Corporation.
I'm here to formulate a powerful roast lineup.
Do you know what a roast is? - It's like--
- No, you don't! - Yeah, we don't.
- Just jokes, you're all perfect. I love you. Let's go.
Let's plan a wedding!
So I want to know, who's done a roast before?
[playful music]
- None of us have done a roast in our season,
and I think that's really exciting because none of us know what to expect.
It could really go either way.
- We never got to do a roast.
It's not part of the French comedy culture.
- Really? - Yeah. It's not, but I'm excited.
I wouldn't consider myself a comedy queen.
I think I'm just dumb.
It works.
- Knowing that this is a challenge where there is a lineup,
I would like to hear where you would like to go.
And I'll start down the end with Dada.
- Hmm, I would say that a safe place--
This is a new exercise for me. - But where is safe for you?
- Around the middle. - Around the middle.
Okay. - Yeah.
- If you want to go first, I want to go last.
- Oh, I see what's happening here. You want a bookend.
- I'm not telling you what to do.
This is your business, and I am but interviewing
for an apprenticeship part. - [laughs]
- Honestly, I don't know.
I think I could kind of, like, squeeze in wherever, to be honest.
I mean, opening would be kind of exciting. - Yeah.
- I'm so excited to show the judges that I can do this.
It's a new side of me and a little different flavor.
- I just want to be safe, honestly, because comedy
is not my strongest suit.
You know that.
I don't want to add any more pressure to what I am currently feeling,
so I think I'm very comfortable with being in the middle.
- Look, not everyone can get what they want.
I could either set this up so I look really good and they look shit,
or I could make a really cohesive, fun comedy roast,
and hopefully that works out in my favor.
To open the show, I think I would like to start it off.
I think after me, I would like to place Dada.
And then for the flow, I think I will put Marina in the middle.
- Thank you.
- After that, Scarlet, and then closing out the show, Tia.
- Fabulous. - Does that sound okay?
- That sounds great. - Cool.
- How about the working hours?
- Ah. - And do we have holidays off?
- Do we have the time to party?
Because I'm such a party person. - You know what? This has been great.
I love it. Thank you so much.
- This is kind of important. - Yeah, don't call us, we'll call you.
Bye-bye.
- I don't know how to use a fax machine.
- Oh, well, fuck a duck, don't you look spiffy.
- Hello. - Hello.
Here we go to meet Katherine Ryan.
- Thank you, Hannah Conda. I've come in full drag.
I've tucked my trouser snake.
- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Why don't you just go through your set for me and we'll take it from there?
- So I have Michelle joining an illustrious group of women,
Fran Drescher, Liza Minnelli, and Judy Garland
taking on gay husbands.
- Yeah. - Really great for the community.
Scarlet Envy has a face like a rabid cat.
She's one minor inconvenience away from having a full mental snap.
I'm unsure if this is "RuPaul's Drag Race" anymore
or "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."
- Make sure your punch lines are strong.
And sometimes less is more. - Yeah, yeah.
- If you can say something with fewer words...
and, like, really punchy, then go for that.
- Yeah, because I do find myself to be a bit of a talker,
and, like, all my stories kind of waffle for a bit.
I'm excited for a comedy roast.
I've never done one.
This is the last opportunity I have to win that coveted badge,
and I'm willing to give it a red-hot go and fucking just nail this.
- Well, this is the place to be like quick and firm and hard,
just the way we like it.
- [laughs]
- Hello.
[speaking French]
- [speaking French]
- So how are you going to honor all the wedding guests
and, of course, the bride and groom tonight?
- What scares me the most is that we don't really have roasts in France...
- No. - And in French in general.
- Are the French really kind people?
- No, they're not. - I didn't think so, no.
- I have a few that worry me
because they are kind of gore or a little intense.
- Okay.
- You know what? Prince Harry is considered brave to talk
about his frostbitten penis, but once again, nobody's there
to worry about frozen [bleep].
How are you Michelle? - Oh.
Just make sure that you don't lose a joke
by using a word that is banned on this channel.
- Yeah.
Sometimes we like to say "twat" in this country.
- Twat for the fu-fu?
- Change it to "twat." - How do you spell that?
- T-W-A-T.
Who said the show's not educational for the kids?
- Yeah, I love that. I'm going to use it.
I tend to like the little swear words,
but I need to not disappoint her
and showcase all the good stuff tomorrow.
- Just take your time.
You can really slow it down because you don't want anyone
to miss the, like, pure solid gold that you're bringing to the stage.
This is how beautiful you look, Marina?
- Yeah. - This is your day look?
Are you so excited?
- I'm actually kind of nervous because this is my first roast ever.
But, yeah, I plan to, like, do it in my own way,
like, story-tell and, like, bring the Philippines
with me with my jokes, and hopefully it works.
- Storytelling in a roast is really difficult
because you've got to come in fast and you have to come in hard.
So let's hear what you have to say. - Okay.
Mabuhay, everybody.
And, you know, mabuhay in Filipino
means long live--long live,
and, clearly, someone in this room already had too many mabuhays.
- [laughs] That's funny.
- You know, Michelle and Graham's wedding
is a testament that if you grow old and you can't find a partner,
just marry one of your closest friends
who's rich, successful, and hot,
and they both failed. - [laughs]
This is great.
- Oh, my God, thank you. - Marina!
You have nothing to be nervous about. - Okay.
Katherine is laughing at my jokes.
I was so surpri--
Phew.
- You could take some time and do just more
of what you're already doing. - Okay. Thank you.
- Okay, see you tomorrow night. - Oh, my God, this is so helpful.
[sighs] I'm relieved,
and I am ready to get this roaster cooking.
[laughs]
- [gasps] - Hi, gorgeous.
- Scarlet Envy. - Hi.
- Wow.
I've seen you read here and there. - Yes.
- And I think you're very talented at this already.
- Oh, thank you. - What's your plan?
- I have a whole, like, Graham Norton section.
- Let's hear the Graham Norton section.
- Graham Norton has been on the telly so long
that when he started, it was actually just live theater in Greece.
Katherine is smiling and, like, you know, nodding,
but I'm going for, like, belly laughs, you know what I mean?
And congratulations to all of us
for making it to the hardest challenge of the season--
finding something nice to say about RuPaul.
- Ah.
- We'll cross that one out. - You better make sure you're hilarious.
- Yes.
Nobody got time to sleep now, girl.
Go hard or go home.
- [gasps] Tia.
- Hello.
- Are you looking forward to roasting the bride and groom?
- I need to push it, I think, a little bit
because I'm quite polite, and also my humor is just, like,
mostly, like, stupid dad jokes.
- Okay, let's hear some of these toast-roast jokes.
- Well, you may have heard in the tabloids
that myself and La Grande Dame have had a whirlwind romance
in this competition.
Unfortunately, for all the ground-coffee fans out there,
I have to let you know that the relationship has ended.
I told her she drew her eyebrows on too high,
and she looked surprised.
- Let me stop you there.
I want to let you know, the relationship...
has had a happy ending.
- Yeah, in the toilets about ten minutes go.
- [laughs] There you are.
I think that's cute, and that's very you, because you just thought of it.
- Okay. - Rather than try to...
de-dad-joke your set,
I would lean into these, because you love them.
Authenticity is the only way to win any game.
- Okay.
She wants me to lean into my personality,
which is what the judges have been saying the whole time.
Yeah, we can do it.
I'm ready to toast and roast tomorrow.
Bring it on.
[upbeat music]
[elegant wedding music]
- I'm the best flower girl ever.
- Flowers.
- I love a wedding.
- Thank you.
- [imitates crying]
- I'm not that bad.
- It's elimination day, and one of those chicken is going
to get roasted... [chicken clucks]
with the little... [speaking French]
yeah, cooking, French.
[upbeat music]
- How's everyone feeling RE the roast?
This is our final sort of chance to get a little badge.
Has anyone been in the semifinals before?
- You know, this is uncharted territory for me, girls,
because I have never actually made it this far on "Drag Race" before.
I'm very excited about it,
which really just makes me want it even fucking more, girl.
We are so close to the end, I can taste it.
It tastes good.
Has anyone else experienced a finale before?
Any finalists here? - Yes, I did.
I was, like, runner-up on my season.
And that's where the pressure was at this time around,
it was to at least match what I did.
- There's 50K on the line. It's giving drama.
As a finalist on my season
if you stopped watching at episode six,
I can't wait for it.
- Well, I finished first on my season...
first runner-up. [laughs]
Yeah, just like Dada,
I came here to prove that, you know, I can match that placement again.
But what I've learned from this whole thing
is that you are rebirthing a new version of yourself,
and you don't have to be haunted by your past.
- Mm-hmm. - And you don't have to,
you know, carry that burden.
- I made it to the final Down Under,
but I felt there was a lot of people
who didn't really understand who I am as a person,
and that was really hard for me.
To be honest, I didn't really enjoy the experience
because I was just, like, scared about how people would...
perceive me. - Mm-hmm.
- And, you know, even to the point where I'd go to meet and greets and stuff,
and people paid to meet everybody, but they'd walk past me.
- Aw. - Aw. Baby.
- So my first round was--
although it was very recent, it was really tough.
But, you know, now I...
I've been more me than I have in a very long time.
I've been able to showcase me again
and more authentically me.
It just gives life more excitement and meaning,
and it just makes life worth living even more.
And I felt so instantly comfortable around all of you.
Yeah, I just feel like you've helped
to turn the lights back on and brighten up the house again.
all: Aw.
And, yeah, it's been really, really special.
So thank you for that.
And no matter what happens, like, I know that this just means the world.
Just know that you're sending me back to Australia like me old self.
So that's really nice.
And I appreciate it because I felt so scared for a while but not anymore.
- Come on, come on. Bring it in. - I love you girls.
- I just can't believe what you said.
Like, you are one of my favorite people now.
- I love you all. Oh, I love you girls.
Thank you.
But this has been really, really special, so, yeah.
- Love you, bitch.
- I love you. - I love you all.
Now let's just--
- I can't wait for you to talk shit about us on the main stage today...
- [laughs] - Like you always do, bitch.
[laughter]
- It's all in humor. It's all humor.
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
[singing] Cover girl, put the bass in your walk
Head to toe, let your whole body talk
And what
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs. the World."
Michelle Visage, may I call you a polygamist?
- You can call me whatever you like, as long as it gets me dual citizenship.
[laughter]
- International treasure Graham Norton.
Now, Graham, what does your husband
think about you marrying Michelle Visage?
- Well, luckily, he's a huge Seduction fan,
so he's thrilled... [laughter]
- Over the moon.
- Well, it takes three to make a thing go right.
- Hey.
- And our extra-special wedding guest, Katherine Ryan.
Are you with the bride or with the groom?
- Well, I've been with both, two very different lovers,
though equally gene-rus.
- [laughing]
For better or worse,
this week we challenged our queens to give a wedding roast.
And tonight on the runway,
category is "take me up the aisle, bridal couture."
Racers, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
[elegant wedding music]
Queerly beloved, we are gathered here to celebrate
the union of Michelle Visage and Graham Norton.
- Oh, beautiful. - Oh.
- If anyone knows a reason this couple
should not be joined together in holy matrimony,
speak now or forever hold your peace.
[all exclaim] - I object.
I know many reasons. I have them.
- Okay, okay, one at a time.
First up, Hannah Conda.
- [sighs] Oh.
First off, I feel honored to be here at your nuptials today.
And as a wise woman once sang,
it takes two to make a thing go right,
but that doesn't apply in this situation
because this is all kinds of fucking wrong,
to be real about it.
Oh, but, Michelle, you are joining an illustrious group of women.
Fran Drescher, Liza Minnelli, Judy Garland.
They went into what we call "lavender weddings."
You know, they are marrying the...
[whispering] Homosexuals.
[normal voice] But, shh, I won't tell. Don't you worry, darling.
Don't you worry. This is true allyship, it really is.
And, Graham, you taking Michelle as your awful wedded wife...
it's actually lovely for RuPaul and her back,
because it's relieving the pressure of having to carry around Michelle
on her coattails for all these years.
It's truly God's work, darling.
But being up the first cab off the rank,
I do get to introduce the illustrious group of guests you have.
Up first, La Grande Dame.
Dada is so inaudible that I've had more intense conversations
with farts from my own asshole.
[laughter]
Marina Summers, our little Filipina princess.
Marina did actually just get her teeth in right before she came here to the show,
because straight after, she's actually heading out to the Kentucky Derby,
where she's going to hope
and win the little horse miniature best in show, which is lovely.
So I wish you all the luck with that, Marina.
And I say neigh, girl, neigh.
[laughs]
But speaking of Kentucky, all the way from the USA,
we've got Scarlet Envy!
The assault she's unleashed on her face today is next level.
I've told you once, Scarlet, I've told you twice,
the makeup brush is not a weapon, okay?
RuPaul's here, too.
You truly are a modern-day marvel.
Your legacy is going to live on forever,
or your systems of levers and pulleys that are holding you together
are going to be harvested for parts.
But last, back to our happy couple.
Tonight is your first night together.
It's going to be warm, it's going to be wet,
and it's going to be tight.
Yeah, and that's just undoing Michelle's corset.
But when it comes to Michelle's pussy, just slam it in, baby,
because that thing has been filled more times
than mine and Katherine's lips put together, I tell you what,
it is a party in there, whoo!
[laughs]
- The judges are laughing at her jokes,
we're laughing at her jokes,
and the best part is, Hannah is laughing at her own jokes,
which I find endearing.
- So let's all raise our glasses to the happy couple.
I'd say "opa" if I was Greek, but I'm not, so I won't.
But now I'm going to pass you over to the sperm
that her mother should have swallowed.
Please give it up for La Grande Dame.
[cheers and applause]
- Classy, elegant, fashionable
are all qualities Michelle Visage don't have.
But sickening gray hair,
nice boobs, great bottom
are all adjective we can use to describe Graham Norton.
You know, Graham Norton, you are the spare.
Talking about that, Prince Harry
is considered brave for talking about his frostbitten penis,
and once again, nobody's there
to worry about frozen twats.
How are you, Michelle?
- Great.
- You know, when I sprain my ankles,
I just stick them onto Michelle.
That's what I do.
Frozen twats. [chuckles]
RuPaul, you are the barely living proof
that the power of drag is real.
The bad news is that you might only get recognition
for it once you're dead.
The good news is that it should happen pretty soon by now.
Mm, I mean, I'm not going to go with the aging jokes again.
You've heard them all.
Sorry I need to explain that.
So, Hannah, aging is what is going to happen to you
no matter how many gallons you put in your face.
And, Marina, a joke is something you say
that makes people laugh.
- She tried.
She tried.
- Katherine, I was about to forget about you.
I had to go on Wikipedia to find out more.
So what I found was interesting.
I'm going to read it out loud.
"Page not found."
What is that about?
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
You know, this competition
has been all about lifting up one another,
which is why Hannah still don't have a badge.
We couldn't lift the bitch up.
Um...
That was about it.
Good evening, everybody.
Thank you all, distinguished guests,
and thank you all to all of those
who simply can't afford to identify as that.
Thank you. [cheers and applause]
There you go.
[playful music]
- Well, I just found my newfound confidence.
I thought I was the only one struggling with the English language.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Marina Summers from the Philippines.
Mabuhay, mabuhay.
You know, mabuhay in Filipino means long live,
and, clearly, someone in this room already had too many mabuhay.
- Oh. - Ooh.
- But we're not here to talk about RuPaul.
We are here to talk about the two other old hags in the room,
Michelle and Graham.
Hello. Mabuhay.
- Mabuhay.
- Mabu--especially you, mabuhay. - Yeah, I know, really, mabuhay.
- You know, Michelle and Graham's wedding
is a testament that if you grow old
and you can't find a person to love and marry,
just marry one of your closest friends
who's rich, successful, and extremely hot,
and they both failed.
- Oh.
- And speaking of failure,
let's give it up for the lovely guests beside me.
Hello, hi.
Scarlet is here because she's pretty and white.
La Grande is here because she's pretty and white.
Hannah is here because she's just white...
And there's free food in the lobby.
And in true Australian wildlife fashion,
that, my dear friends, just like her name,
is a rare species of snake
after swallowing a double-decker bus.
- [laughing wildly] Vroom, vroom.
- Yes.
Mabuhay. - Mabuhay.
- I would like to propose a toast
to our questionable couple, Michelle and Graham,
to our extra-special guest judge, whoever she may be,
and to my favorite singer from America, Beyoncé.
Thank you, everybody.
- It's clear that this is not her strong suit,
but she's actually holding her own, and I'm so, so impressed with her.
- Ooh, girl, after some of these toasts,
Michelle Visage has never been happier to be gluten-free, honey.
- No, you're right.
I am so, so happy to be here,
and I was honored when you asked me to be your maid of honor.
Honestly, you know, my first thought was, wow,
this bitch really doesn't have any friends, girl.
My God.
But, you know, the ceremony was beautiful.
You know, it was so wonderful we could finally find a priest
to get close enough to Michelle Visage
without a garlic necklace and a wooden stake, honey.
Speaking of vampires, La Grande Dame is here, everyone.
I mean, seriously, it's like she hasn't seen a summer
in 100 years, girl.
What are you, allergic to the sun? Would it kill you to go outside?
Girl, she gets a sunburn just opening the refrigerator.
Also, Tia Kofi is here.
Girl, Tia is so stupid that when RuPaul said,
speak now or forever hold your peace,
under the table, she just grabbed her dick.
- Piss. Sorry.
- Marina Summers is here.
Now, Marina and I both know a thing or two about going viral,
but Marina gets hers cleared right up with a shot in the ass...
and an injection.
Oh.
The incontinent Graham Norton is here.
Graham Norton has been on the telly so long
that the first episode of "The Graham Norton Show"
was in black and white.
Graham Norton has been in the business so long...
- How long?
- That people actually had to get up to turn his show off.
- [laughing]
That's bad.
Poor Scarlet.
- And, honestly, best of luck with your second marriage.
You know, the only thing that Graham
has in common with Michelle's first husband
is that they were both paid to marry Michelle Visage."
[whispering] He's being paid tonight.
[normal voice] RuPaul, Elvis said, "I can't help falling in love with you,"
but with a face pulled that tight, bitch, ain't nothing fallin', okay?
That was my favorite one.
I'm having fun up here, girl.
This is fun.
Laugh, for God sakes.
These are funny jokes.
Right?
Cheers, I want to make a toast.
Cheers to Michelle, to Graham.
Cheers, and thank you so much.
Congratulat-- Can I drink this now?
Jesus Christ.
This is why I don't go to weddings.
And thank you.
And to Tia Kofi now.
[elegant music]
- Thank you for that fantastic introduction.
[clears throat]
Dearly tolerated, we are gathered here today
to celebrate the joining of this man and Graham Norton
in glory holy matrimony.
Michelle, you look stunning.
Graham, you're a vision.
Sorry, I misread that. Graham, you host Eurovision.
You look a mess.
You two are a strange pair. It's a real blending of cultures.
Michelle Visage,
a French name that roughly translates to Michael Face.
And Graham... [laughter]
And Graham, who identifies emotionally with potatoes.
Not because you're Irish. That's a stereotype.
It's because much like a potato, you go with anything,
which explains your marriage to Michelle.
RuPaul is here. Hi, Ru. - Hello.
- You really remind me of my mother.
She's dead.
But you would be forgiven for thinking that the five of us onstage
are the world's worst Spice Girls tribute act.
I guess I'll take Scary Spice
because I'm famously excellent at a Mel B impression.
Scarlet, you can be Gin and Tonic Spice.
La Grande Dame, you can be Posh because you're French.
Marina, you can be Baby because you're roughly the size
of an eight-month-old child.
And, Hannah, this is the first and last time
anyone will say this to you.
You're Sporty.
[laughter]
Now, let's get serious.
You may have heard in the tabloids
that myself and La Grande Dame have had a whirlwind romance
in this competition.
Unfortunately, that relationship has ended,
but it was a happy ending about 20 minutes ago in the toilet.
La Grande Dame's journey in this competition
is very much like my favorite French city.
Why?
Because she's going "Toulouse."
And, finally, Marina is here.
She has three badges in this competition.
Scarlet, that's this many badges.
This--What?
You got it.
Marina really reminds me of life.
Life is short.
[wild laughter]
Make the most of it because you never know when it might end.
Cherish every moment.
I'm Tia Kofi, and when I go, I hope it's instant.
[laughter]
- Instant coffee.
- You know, I never explained why I brought a trumpet with me.
Good night, everyone.
[laughter and applause] - Brilliant.
Brilliant.
- A perfect ending. I'm a genius.
My wedding-planning skills are sensational.
[glass clinking]
- Silence.
I've made my decision.
This marriage is off.
[all gasp] - Wait, what?
- Yes. I have just received the DNA reports.
Michelle and Graham are brother and sister.
[all gasp]
[dramatic music]
- Wow.
Lovely soup. [chuckles]
- [singing] Nobody's business
The category is "take me up the aisle."
- [chuckles] - Up first, Hannah Conda.
This ain't her first time up the aisle. - [chuckles]
- My dress is very classic bridal.
I feel so elegant and beautiful.
And it feels like it glides when move and I'm delicate.
Oh, I love it. I feel like a sponge cake.
- No groom at the inn.
- She was going to marry the love of her life,
but he didn't show at the church.
It is very sad.
Not all weddings are happy.
They often end in divorce.
[laughs]
- Did she get that big old dress in an ample sale...
or a "junk in the trunk" show?
Child-like skin, Hannah Montana Conda.
Here comes the bride.
Also, she's approaching.
Oh, one more,
come to the reception for Vegemite and Foster's.
- Yum. [laughter]
- Up next, La Grande Dame.
Wow.
- I am serving post-nuclear-war bride.
You know, mutants are very romantic, too,
and they get married.
I'm walking down the runway, and I say I do.
[imitates explosion]
- Poof, there it is.
- I feel very warm on that runway,
but that's because of the uranium.
Yes, she might have three ovaries,
but it means she's going to have a lot of babies.
- She went for an elopement. She wanted no frills.
I've seen her seating plan, it's on Graham's face.
Sacré something bleu.
- Up next, Marina Summers.
Mabu-hey!
- This look is a traditional wedding look from the Yakan tribe,
one of the many tribes of the Philippines.
As I walk down, I feel kind of emotional
because it's just so sacred to be able to wear this.
- That is absolutely beautiful.
- Mm-hmm.
- This is my love letter to the Philippines,
and I feel gorgeous, I feel powerful,
and I feel proud.
- Hey, I think someone stole my wind chimes.
- I'll bet her bridal shower was golden.
- [laughs] I should hope so.
- Ugh, I hate a destination wedding.
- Up next, Scarlet Envy.
- I'm serving Las Vegas, baby.
I'm feeling fantastic.
I feel like I just got married in Vegas.
And I'm definitely saying, I do...
want another vodka soda.
- RSV-penis optional. - Ooh.
- I can't help falling in love.
Who wants to get hitched to this bitch?
- She doesn't know whether to toss a bouquet or Graham's salad.
I can see her Las Vegas landing strip.
- Up next the question remains, Tia Kofi?
Wait, is this a wedding or a gender-reveal party?
- She is from the hood, motherhood.
- I am giving you a sci-fi alien moment.
I am pregnant with baby Xenu.
Serving you fierceness
from far away across the universe.
This look is a milky slay.
- You know this aliens only doing it for the visa.
- The dress is made of actual bridal satin.
There's bridal lace.
It's shiny, it's shimmering, it's gorgeous.
Look at the train. There are ruffles.
And I've got my legs out.
Why? Because they're long.
- She's serving morning sickness.
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
- I guess we know she likes the tea bag left in.
- [laughing]
Welcome, queens.
It's time for the judges' critiques.
Up first, Hannah Conda.
- Hey, Hannah. - Hi, girl.
- You were a joy, as always.
I thought you had a lot of really fun jokes.
And you laughed at what the other girls were saying to you.
Even when it really wasn't funny, you were there to be the cackler.
- I was very offended that you didn't seem to take my love
for Michelle seriously.
The whole thing seemed like a joke to them.
I love the way you styled yourself
like that aunt who's claiming every centerpiece
at the end of the night.
- That outfit let us know exactly what you were going to do.
I love that woman.
- I loved that you opened by dabbing the napkin at your mouth
as though you'd fellated a groomsman.
That was a physical joke before you'd even opened your mouth.
- Thank you. - You can see that you're someone
who's happy to take the piss out of yourself,
and that made you more warm and more likeable to watch.
So, well done, - Oh, thank you so much.
- And tonight I think this is really beautiful.
This is not traditional Hannah.
This is traditional bride with a little nod of Hannah.
- I was captivated by the way that you performed the runway walk.
It drew me in.
- It was very romantic and a little bit sad, almost.
Where is he? [laughter]
I've been here for three days.
- I guess you figured that no one else would do the traditional bride,
and you did it, and it looks fantastic.
Anything else you want to add? - No, but I feel really pretty.
And it's nice to just be fabulous and gay.
So thank you very much. I loved it.
- Up next, La Grande Dame.
Michelle. - It wasn't the worst thing.
It wasn't the best thing.
There were moments where I felt you kind of spiraling
and then rallying yourself back,
and that's how you, you know, separate a performer from a novice.
- You had wordplay, which is very difficult.
"Twat" is a new word for La Constance.
It didn't land so well, but then you just repeated yourself.
You explained the joke to everyone, and that took a lot of balls.
You said ankles, frozen twat, work with me.
- I really admired your commitment to the challenge.
You never seem defeated.
You know, if jokes weren't landing,
you just went, well, I'm going to give you another one.
Here comes another one. - I was so excited to do a roast.
We really don't get to do that in France. It doesn't translate.
It would sound really mean very fast, so I was--
- Right, because, let's face it-- in France, a roast is just everyday life.
- I know, not entertaining.
- Let's talk about this Galliano beautiful runway fashion moment.
You look absolutely exquisite, and I love it.
- This is just beyond.
I mean, that headpiece should just be, you know, in an art gallery.
- I have been to small-town Canadian art galleries.
We don't have this.
You are just a vision.
- It is so beautiful.
The color is so unexpected.
Just amazing.
Thanks.
Up next, Marina Summers.
- In the roast, when you had the timing, you had us.
And then when it kind of fell off or you felt the joke is not landing,
then you would lose it.
But I enjoyed it, and I loved your energy.
- What I really liked was, when things didn't land,
you knew we would laugh at you doing your little kind of runway thing.
So it was like, I love it. It was so shameless.
- You're laughing now? - Yeah. See, we are still laughing.
We're still laughing.
- What did surprise me is that I thought you were stronger
in the workshop with me.
- I was more comfortable reading it to you.
- I did notice a lot of the other queens glanced at their notes, and that's fine,
but you were completely off book in your second language.
So that was really, really impressive to me.
- There was a confidence there.
You know, there were times when you faltered.
But, you know, if you were to get a second chance,
I could tell that you would nail it.
- This is just beyond beautiful.
And you sell the garments and the looks so beautifully.
- Every little detail is there,
even baby hairs at the nape of your neck,
along with every little thing hanging and all the crystals in the headpiece.
It's all just really beautiful, and I love your Filipino pride.
- This outfit is smashing.
What is this outfit called?
- This is a traditional bridal garment
from a tribe called the Yakan tribe.
These textiles are actually hand-woven by the women of Yakan tribe.
They were very gracious enough to let us wear it
and represent that here.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Up next, Scarlet Envy.
- You're one that struggled as well with some of the jokes,
but you did power through it.
You knew it. You kind of acknowledged it.
And you still carried on because you're a performer.
That's what you do.
You gave it your best go. I appreciated your energy.
- There was kind of a disconnect, I felt, between your delivery and the material.
- Oh.
- You were kind of almost overselling the jokes.
If you trusted in your jokes more, they would have landed better, I think.
- I was confused as to why you weren't getting more laughs, really,
because I was laughing.
- I think that you do this--
You indicate.
Like, you know, when someone mentions your belt,
you will say, you mean this belt?
I think it distracts from where the punch line is,
because the material was strong,
but for some reason, the laughs weren't there.
- I love what you're wearing tonight.
Nothing says American drag quite like the "yassification" of Elvis.
The makeup, I think all of it is super, super fun tonight.
- I was expecting more of a slutty bride.
I was expecting more skin on your wedding day,
but this is beautiful.
- I'm always so inspired
by what queens are able to do with their silhouettes.
And seeing that little itty-bitty waist and the hips on you this evening
might have saved me a trip to Turkey,
so thank you.
- This outfit is just exquisite. I love it so much.
Thank you. - Thank you, Ru.
- Up next, Tia Kofi.
- So we waited this whole series to see what was in the dossier,
and it was joke cards?
[wild laughter]
I knew that you were going to have it because you brought you to the assignment.
It worked, all of it. It was a home run. I'm so proud of you.
- I so enjoy the way you know yourself now,
that you weren't doing an impression of a stand-up.
You were being Tia Kofi, and it was, you know, intentional and well written.
You know, that's impressive.
- Everything worked.
You didn't lose your dad jokes.
Michael Face, Michelle Visage.
Just so many fun takeaway things.
- You set the tone for who you are and what your comedy is going to be
within seconds of opening your mouth,
and it was just hilarious.
This outfit is ridiculous.
- This is so different and elevated from the last time you were here.
And it makes me so happy.
- I mean, on your season, you would have done this,
but that would have been a Cabbage Patch doll
in a Tesco bag with lemonade. [laughter]
Great job tonight, Tia.
- Thank you. The baby is yours.
[laughter] - Thank you.
- At my wedding? Graham!
[laughter]
- Thank you, Tia.
Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.
Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.
At this point in the competition,
if you're not in the top, you are in the bottom.
[dramatic music]
Tia Kofi...
Hannah Conda...
condragulations, you are the top two queens of the week.
[light applause]
That means La Grande Dame...
Marina Summers, Scarlet Envy...
I'm sorry, my dears, but you are the bottom queens of the week.
[music continues]
Hannah...
Tia...
each of you needs to decide
which of the bottom three you'll eliminate
if you win the lip sync.
So, while you deliberate in the Werk Room,
the judges and I...
will return Graham and Michelle's wedding gifts
for cash and store credit.
You may leave the stage.
[engine turning over, revs]
- Oh, my God.
- Just a couple of brides.
We're back in the Werk Room, and, baby, she's top two!
And I'm so proud.
We're in. I'm going to the finals!
- Congrats to our top two ladies.
- Congrats. - Yay.
- And you are in the finale. - Oh, my God.
- I know, and you're some funny bitches, too.
That was really so incredible.
- Girls, like, you did fucking fantastic as well, honestly.
It was a fun time. There was lots of laughs.
- How are you feeling, Marina?
- Honestly, I feel proud of myself.
I may not got all the laughs, but I--
- You got all the badges. - I got--
[laughter]
- Scarlet, how are you feeling?
- It is what it is, you know.
I mean, it's unfortunate that there's three in the bottom this week.
I do not feel like I deserve to be in the bottom.
Maybe I fell short in my delivery on some of the jokes,
but I'm a bit worried now.
- Look, Tia, I know this is going to be a tough decision for us both.
- Yeah. - Again, I do accept bribes,
and there will be a job on offer at the...
- What is it with you and this-- - Conda Connubial Corporation.
- You need to start this actual company. - Come on. I will. Come on.
- Let's go do it.
Me or Hannah are going to make the decision
about who we're going into the final with,
and that's a lot to think about.
I don't really know what to do.
How are you feeling? - I don't know.
I mean, it sucks to be in the bottom,
but I feel like I wouldn't have been if there wasn't three of us.
I just--I think I was, like, much better
than the other two girls.
- I feel it's difficult,
because, is it track record?
Is it who potentially might have done the worst
in this last challenge? - Mm-hmm.
- Or is it at the last minute taking out the biggest competition?
- I think it would be the gag of the season
if Marina went anywhere.
- I mean, Blue did it to Pangina, and she won the whole thing.
- And she won. That's true.
That would be a fucking gag.
- You know, I hate to see you in this position
because you've been the untouchable Marina Summers
this whole competition.
And for me, you know, that really...
[sighs] Just gives me the opportunity now to just get rid of you.
- I know.
- With Marina, I could play strategy.
If I get rid of her, I know that it's almost a clear path to 50,000 pounds.
All I know is that I'm proud of you.
I love you as a sister. - Mm-hmm.
- And I will help you pack your bags.
[both laugh]
- I actually don't feel good about this conversation.
- I'm only joking.
- I'm pretty confident that Hannah
will not pick my lipstick, but you never know.
You never know.
- How are you feeling? - I'm feeling okay.
It really is your decision, and...
just know that it won't affect...
what we've shared so far.
You do what you got to do, but I really want to be here till the end,
and I believe that I deserve it.
- I appreciate you saying that.
I've grown so close to La Grande Dame in this competition,
and it's a head-versus-heart decision.
- How you feeling, girl?
- I'm proud of what I did.
I also think if there was only two of us, I don't think I would be here.
I think it was very clear who the two bottom queens this week are.
And it's not me.
I just want it so fucking bad, you know? - Yeah.
Yeah, look, I don't know what's going to happen.
I'm really feeling that this is going to be one of those decisions.
It's like down to the wire.
Pro is, I think I could beat her in a lip sync, so that's good.
So, you know, knowing that we probably going
to have to lip-synch for this crown,
keeping her there could be a safety net.
[slurping]
- Congratulations, first of all. - Thank you.
- You did so well.
I'm so proud of you.
Top four, baby. - Thank you.
- If I were in the top, I would get rid of me at this moment,
but I don't want to go home, not now.
Three badges aside,
I've worked so hard just to get here...
[voice breaking] And I have put everything into my craft.
And it would mean a lot to me to be in that finale
to represent what we want to represent. - Yeah.
- Somewhere across the world,
a brown, queer person is watching two people of color
doing well in the competition. - Yeah.
- And it would be my dream to keep holding hand
with you until the end.
- Yeah, yeah.
I can feel her passion and her fight
and her desire to get to the end.
I don't know what to do.
- How do you feel? I want to know. - I want to be with you all the way.
Like, I love you all, and...
I don't know, I think I deserve to stay a little longer.
- Why? - Because my track record isn't the worst,
because I brought interesting things to the competition.
There are many ways this could be played,
but I want to stay with my sisters
and really give it a shot, a good, nice, good shot.
I want to stay here, and I want to keep laughing with you.
- Okay. - Okay?
- Dada has also been incredibly really strong...
but did falter this week.
Like, it's really, really frickin' hard.
[dramatic music]
- Looking at these lipsticks in front of me,
I know what decision I have to make.
The question is whether it's based on fairness and track record,
whether it's based on strategy
and making sure that I can get to that top two...
or whether or not it's keeping La Grande Dame
for no reason.
It's a tough call.
- This is the penultimate lip sync.
If I win,
I'll be taking away someone's dream of being in the final.
I could take out the biggest competition.
I could do it, but would I do it?
That's some "Game of Thrones" shit right there.
[music continues]
- Welcome back, ladies.
Two internationally acclaimed queens
stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
and earn the power
to give one of the bottom queens the chop.
- I have got a plan to pay homage to the eliminated queens.
I want to go into that final with a second badge.
- The time has come... [thunder rumbles]
For you to lip-synch...
for the world.
- This is the last time we are going to get this frickin' badge.
I cannot go into the finale without a badge.
Tia, your tricks aren't going to work here because I'm going to win.
- Good luck...
and don't fuck it up.
[dark electronic music]
- [singing] Why, why can't this moment last forevermore?
[laughter]
Tonight
Tonight eternity is an open door
No
Don't ever stop doing the things you do
Don't go
In every breath I take, I'm breathing you
Euphoria
Forever till the end of time
From now on, only you and I
We're going up, up, up, up, up
We are here
We're all alone in our own universe
We're higher and higher and higher
We're reaching for divinity
Euphoria
Forever till the end of time
From now, only you and I
We're going up, up, up, up, up, up
Forever
We sail into infinity - Yes!
- [singing] We're higher
We're reaching for divinity
Euphoria
- Oh. [cheering]
Euphoria
We're going up, up, up, up, up
Euphoria
[music continues]
Euphoria
We're going up, up, up, up, up
[cheers and applause]
[RuPaul laughing]
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Gorgeous.
Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
Hannah Conda, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby. [cheers and applause]
- Thank you so much.
- And you've earned your first gold RuPeter badge.
[cheers and applause]
[epic music]
Wear it with pride. - Thank you. I will.
- And, most importantly,
you've made it through to next week's
Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.
- Oh, shit. - [chuckles]
- Tia Kofi, you are safe,
and you've made it through
to next week's Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.
- Bravo.
- Yes.
- You just beat me in a lip sync, so it's not looking promising.
[laughter]
- You may step to the back of the stage.
- Thank you.
- I love you. - Congratulations.
- Thank you, babes.
[music continues]
- Will the bottom three queens please step forward?
[music continues]
With great power comes great responsibility.
Hannah Conda...
which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?
- I don't want to be a dream crusher,
and this was an incredibly, incredibly hard decision for me to make.
But one has to go,
and tonight I have chosen...
[music continues]
Scarlet.
I love you so much, and I'm proud of you.
- As it is written, so it shall be done.
Scarlet Envy, you are and will always be
drama... [laughter]
And a global phenomenon.
Now sashay away.
- Thank you. Thank you.
I've done this a few times. I know how it goes.
I love you. - I love you so much.
Thank you for everything. - Of course. Congratulations.
- Thank you, baby
[music continues]
- "UK vs. the World" wants me, and the feeling is mutual.
- Yes.
[cheers and applause]
- [sighs]
It fucking sucks to be the one to leave tonight.
It's hard to get this close and not get what I really wanted,
but I hope I've done the USA proud.
My lyrics earlier in the season were "never fear the future."
So just because you don't achieve the goal that you set for yourself
doesn't mean you shouldn't set another one, girl.
[music continues]
- Tia Kofi, please step forward.
- Am I getting surprised eliminated?
[laughter]
- My fabulous final four, condragulations.
Now I want to hear from you, our viewers.
Who do you think deserves to be crowned queen
of the mother-tucking world?
Are you team Hannah Conda...
[steady electronic music]
Team La Grande Dame?
[laughs]
Are you Team Marina Summers?
[laughter]
Or are you Team Tia Kofi?
[music continues]
Tune in next week for the grand finale
of "RuPaul's Drag Race: UK vs. the World,"
where we will crown ourselves a winner, baby.
And, remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you going to love somebody else?
Can I get an "amen" up in here? all: Amen!
- All right, now let the music play.
[singing] To, to, to, to, the moon
To the moon
Come on and take me away
To, to, to, to, the moon
- Oh, no!
- Next time on the grand finale
of "RuPaul's Drag Race: UK vs. the World"...
- We're reuniting all of our queens.
- Your decision feels more personal.
- No, bitch. Let's get the bitch out. Let's do it.
- Aah!
- I can forgive you now.
- I was, like, punched in the gut.
- The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race: UK vs. the World"
is...
[singing] To, to, to, to, the moon
To the moon
Come on and take me away
To, to, to, to, the moon
To the moon
Come on and take me away
To, to, to, to, the moon
To the moon
Come on and take me away
To, to, to, to, the moon