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I'm so... alone.
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The girl of my dreams?
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It's time to wake up, dude.
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I had a dream about that girl again.
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I didn't care the first time you told me.
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I care even less now.
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But she has cool hair and wheels.
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Wow! So specific.
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- When are you getting your own place?
- Isn't this my place?
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No, I let you crash here one time,
and you never left.
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That's not how I remember it.
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Could you at least get your own stuff?
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I have stuff.
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You do not have stuff.
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Can I have some?
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Some of my coffee?
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I don't have to take this guff from you.
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You're right. You don't. So leave.
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I was just about to anyway.
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Toronto, Canada. Not too long ago.
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We are Sex Bob-omb!
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One! Two! Three! Four!
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Can't find my way around
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When the sun comes up, I'm down
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Hey! Hey!
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I feel fine!
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Hey! Hey!
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- I don't feel good
- I feel fine!
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Hey! Hey!
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I feel fine!
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Hey! Hey!
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- I don't feel good!
- I feel fine!
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Wow! You might be
the best band of all time.
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We're not.
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Maybe Knives has really good taste
and knows things others don't.
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Wouldn't count on it.
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Want to do it again?
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Let's do it again!
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Hey! Hey!
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Why aren't you bringing
your new girlfriend to Julie's party?
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She's not really my girlfriend.
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Then what is she?
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She's sort of my girlfriend.
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Scott, your life is so interesting.
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Thanks, Kim.
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Oh, that was sarcasm.
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All right, you guys want to... What?
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Hey.
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Hi.
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You know Sonic the Hedgehog?
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You probably know this,
but in the early 90s,
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there were two different Sonic cartoons
airing at the same time.
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One was dark and dramatic.
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The other was a hilarious comedy
about chili dogs.
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And the same guy played Sonic
in both shows.
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Isn't that wild?
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The same guy playing
two different versions of the same guy?
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Maybe you didn't watch cartoons,
or you're not into chili dogs.
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They're okay.
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I mostly watched older stuff
when I was a kid.
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You know, Columbo reruns.
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Reruns. Cool, got it.
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Are you real?
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Did you just ask me if I was real?
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No, I was talking to someone else. Bye!
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Why are you here?
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I'm a plus-one.
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There were no plus-ones.
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Everyone here is someone
I invited personally.
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My parties are curated.
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So, do you know
this one girl with hair like this?
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Ramona Flowers?
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Ramona.
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- She's from New York City.
- The Big Apple.
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She moved here after a bad breakup.
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She's single.
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Got a job delivering DVDs for Netflix.
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DVDs for Netflix.
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- I'm like her only friend in town.
- She needs friends.
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I forbid you from dating her,
Scott Pilgrim!
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Cool. Thanks, Julie. Bye.
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Wallace, quick! What movie should I rent?
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You're banned from No-Account Video.
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You owe, like,
a gajillion dollars in late fees.
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Not the rental place.
I'm using the World Wide Web.
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What should I rent?
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Something starring a hot guy.
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I think I need the name of a hot guy.
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Fine.
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Lucas Lee.
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Best chest in the business.
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Action Doctor,
Let's Hope There's A Heaven,
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Thrilled To Be Here.
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The Game Is Over 2!
It's over a second time! That sounds fun.
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Are you waiting for the DVD?
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It's gonna take a bit.
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How long could it take?
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Sonic guy?
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Yes, that's me.
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Are you "Wallace Wells"?
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No, I'm Scott. Scott Pilgrim.
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Wallace is my cool, gay roommate.
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He lets me use his credit card.
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Oh.
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So like a sugar daddy situation?
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Sugar what?
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Cool. Enjoy your DVD, Mr. Wells.
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- Wait.
- Hmm?
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Are you the person in my dreams?
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I thought we went over this already.
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So, you are? Isn't that weird?
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It's not weird at all.
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There's just a convenient subspace highway
running through your head.
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It's like three miles in 15 seconds.
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I don't know what that is in kilometers.
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Space subways. Totally. I get it.
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Anyway, want to go out sometime?
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You want to go on a date? With me?
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Doesn't have to be a date.
It could be a low-key team-up.
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Canada and America joining forces?
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You're new in town. I'm old in town.
What do you think?
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Why are you just standing there?
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Dude, I'm waiting on you.
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It's getting nice out, eh?
I didn't really need the parka.
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What's with the "X" anyway?
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Oh, this?
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Well, obviously, one of us
went to Professor Xavier's school
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for gifted youngsters,
and one of us did not.
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Is that a Sonic thing?
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Is it Sonic?
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No, it isn't.
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So, why'd you move to Toronto?
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Just so you could go to Julie's parties?
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No.
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Well, I got the job
delivering DVDs for Netflix,
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and Gideon always said Toronto
is one of the great cities. So...
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Is Gideon a boyfriend?
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He's a friend.
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So, what do you do?
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I'm between jobs.
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Between what and what?
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Well, my last job is
a really long story filled with sighs.
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Maybe we can get into it
in a later episode.
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We don't have to talk about our pasts.
It's my least favorite subject.
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I should have checked the weather.
Guess you need that parka now.
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It's just a little bit of snow.
Did it snow where you came from?
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I thought we were avoiding the past.
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Where you're from?
That's not the past. That's a location.
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Fine.
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Where are you from?
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Up north.
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Then you're used to
this kind of weather, right?
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Yeah. Are you?
156
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I grew up in the mountains, man.
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Did you do a lot of skiing?
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No, not really.
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Yeah.
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Bring me Matthew Patel.
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The game has begun.
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Do you ice skate?
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I assumed, considering you rollerblade.
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I did figure skating when I was four.
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Look at that.
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You got me talking about the past again.
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You're quite the trickster, Scott Pilgrim.
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And I wasn't even trying.
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This really picked up.
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Ramona, I can't see you!
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Relax. Take my hand.
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There should be a door around here.
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What?
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This is your apartment.
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So, that star door
was one of your space subways?
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Basically. Yeah.
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Good thing this wasn't a real date.
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Otherwise, it would qualify
as a major disaster.
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I'll make us some tea.
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You look like you're dying.
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Let me get you a blanket.
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Dude, I'm changing.
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Sorry. I'm just cold and innocent.
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There you go.
Now I can't see anything. That's better.
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Does this help?
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I'm cold too.
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- Sparks.
- Uh-huh.
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Were you just gonna bring
the blanket from your bed?
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I guess.
190
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Maybe we could both get under it
while it's on the bed
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since we're both... cold.
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I'm not sure if I'm ready.
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I changed my mind.
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From what to what?
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I don't wanna have sex with you, Pilgrim.
Not right now.
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That's okay. That's cool.
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I'm not gonna send you home
in a snowstorm, or anything.
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You can sleep in my bed.
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And I reserve the right to change
my mind about the sex later.
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Awesome.
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You sent for me?
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I did.
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I just wanted to say thanks
for creating this league.
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It's pretty high-concept.
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I didn't bring you here for flattery.
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Things have taken a turn.
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It seems our dear Ramona has a new suitor.
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It's really happening? Who is he?
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00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:52,744
My interns compiled
extensive research on the subject.
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Scott Pilgrim, 23-years-old.
Lives in Toronto, Canada.
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Jobless, hopeless.
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He's in an indie band
of subjective quality.
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How long have they been dating?
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They've been on one date,
but he's currently sleeping in her bed.
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That bastard!
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00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,807
Indeed.
But this is where it gets interesting.
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Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler.
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00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,394
What?
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00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:21,814
Wait, I'm sorry.
Did you say he's dating a high schooler?
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Dating may be a strong word.
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00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:28,363
Our intel says they've never kissed,
but they did hold hands once.
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Does Ramona know?
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00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,826
He hasn't told her yet.
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00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,663
Wow! And I thought we were evil.
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What's his fight experience?
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He's been described as, quote,
"The best fighter in the province."
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Unquote.
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This scumbag sounds like a challenge.
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Are you worried?
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00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:52,887
No, I'm glad it won't be easy.
I'll relish this victory.
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Ramona's new guy
is gonna wish he was never born
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because his brutal death is inevitable!
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Because of me.
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Because I'm gonna kill him.
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00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,023
And then he'll be dead.
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I hope Scott Pilgrim enjoys the final few
days of his precious little life.
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What time is it?
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00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,376
Not quite 8:00 a.m.
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I have to work, so you have to leave.
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00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,219
Hey, can this not be a one-night stand?
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For one thing,
I'm not even sure if it would count.
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I'll consider it.
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00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,606
What did you have in mind?
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00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:49,986
Oh! My band has a show tonight.
At the Rockit, 9:00 p.m.
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You have a band?
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00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:55,158
Yeah. We're terrible. Please come.
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Yeah, okay. 9:00 p.m.
The Rockit. I'll be there.
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I bet you're wondering
why I never came home last night.
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I did wonder how I got so lucky.
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00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,638
Well, actually,
I am the one who got lucky,
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because I spent the night
with the girl of, or from, my dreams.
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Ramona Flowers.
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Congrats.
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00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:29,401
You need to break up
with your fake high school girlfriend.
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00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,903
Do I have to?
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00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,489
I mean, are we really even dating?
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00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:37,700
Knives thinks you are,
and Knives is an angel.
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00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,703
You need to end it immediately.
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00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,456
Fine, you're right. I'll do it.
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Good.
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By the way, there's a letter for you.
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"Dear Mr. Pilgrim,
my name is Matthew Patel."
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"I challenge you to a..." blah, blah, blah,
something about fighting...
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"League of Evil Exes..."
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More like a League of boring.
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- You coming to our show tonight?
- Unfortunately, yes.
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Hey, Knives.
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Have you met Stacey?
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Wow! I've heard so much about you.
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So, how goes it?
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I am 16 kinds of pumped
to see Sex Bob-omb tonight.
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That's how it goes!
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I feel so excited
I might actually pass out!
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Boy, it sure seems like nobody delivered
crushing news to you today.
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Crushing? Like, a bad kind of crushing?
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Oh, you poor thing!
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You're better than him.
Just know that. Okay?
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Better than who?
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Scott!
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I have to go.
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Huh?
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Why are you stressing, Scott?
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Who's stressing? Stephen's stressing.
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Of course I'm stressing.
The opening band pulled out.
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They flaked!
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Crash and the Boys flaked?
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I heard they were changing it
to just "Crash" and losing the "Boys."
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You can't call a band "Crash."
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Crash is a cult classic car crash sex film
shot right here in Toronto.
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I didn't know you were a cinephile.
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What's a cinephile?
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Crash, Boys.
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Either way, they probably
canceled because they think we suck.
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We probably do.
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That's not funny, Kim.
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If we suck,
then the audience won't like us.
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They'll think we suck.
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- Maybe we should cancel the show.
- Hey.
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There's only one way to find out
if we suck, and that's by playing...
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now.
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So, are you a fan of Sex Bob-omb?
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No, I'm kind of
seeing someone in the band.
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That's crazy! I am too!
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Who are you dating in the band?
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We are Sex Bob-omb!
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One! Two! Three! Four!
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In your orange shirt
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We'll go for yogurt
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Wish I could paint you
Whoa-oh-oh
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I'd never do you justice
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Oh yeah
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Oh yeah
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I only wanted to be near you
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I only wanted to be close to someone
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I only wanted to be next to you
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Mr. Pilgrim.
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Reversal!
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Wait, hold on.
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Who are you exactly,
and why are we fighting?
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Aren't you Scott Pilgrim?
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Depends who's asking.
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It is I...
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Matthew Patel,
Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend.
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Cool. And you're here because...?
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Didn't you read my letter?
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Kind of.
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I hand-delivered it during a blizzard.
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Remind me what it said, exactly.
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It said,
“Ramona Flowers has seven evil exes,
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each more powerful than the last."
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"All of whom you must defeat
in order to date her.”
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We're evil exes.
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We dated Ramona.
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- Evil.
- Evil.
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It was a very detailed letter!
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You knew about this?
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Right, yeah, I heard about it.
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I sort of thought it was a joke?
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And you really dated this guy?
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Yeah. In middle school.
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It was football season,
and for some reason,
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all the little jocks wanted me.
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Matthew Patel was the only
non-white, non-jock boy in school,
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maybe the only one for miles around.
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So, we joined forces and took 'em all out.
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Nothing could beat
Matthew's mystical powers
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combined with my brute strength.
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We only kissed once, and we were quits
after something like a week and a half.
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He didn't even get truly evil
until high school,
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and by that time, he lived far, far away.
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Mystical powers?
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Unfair.
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All's fair in love and...
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War? I think it's war.
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Time to fight!
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Matthew Patel versus Scott Pilgrim.
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Round one. Fight.
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KO?
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I won?
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I won!