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I won?
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I won!
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What are you doing? I won.
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That means you and I
are free to get back together.
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Right?
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Those are the rules of the league!
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Hey! Where are you going?
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Guys, did anyone get that fight on video?
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You guys leaving? Is there an after-party?
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What's going on?
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Where did everybody go?
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Is the show over?
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There was no show.
The bass player was punched to death.
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Did you say "punched to death"?
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As in to... death?
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Yes, those are the words I said.
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No!
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Ramona Flowers.
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The girl of, or from, Scott's dreams.
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Wallace. How are you?
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Well, I always liked wearing black.
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This is as good an excuse as any.
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Love the new hair.
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I can't believe he's gone.
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It's not a surprise, really.
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He was always
taking on high-level enemies.
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Yeah, but he always won.
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Nobody wins forever.
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The house does.
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Like casinos.
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I'm gonna sit next to someone else.
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Hey, you're the girl
that got Scott killed, right?
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It's good to meet you.
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- Ramona.
- Young Neil.
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I guess now I'll never know if we sucked.
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Which is kind of nice.
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I just wish it were
under different circumstances.
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I miss you, pal.
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You!
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What are you doing here?
You killed Scott Pilgrim!
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Did she say killed?
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This is juicy.
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I don't know if that's fair.
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Fair? You're responsible.
You're the one to blame.
45
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It's your fault!
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This has got to be the most
dramatic funeral I've ever been to.
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It doesn't get more dramatic.
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Or does it?
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Showtime!
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Envy Adams!
51
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No way! It's the real deal!
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Envy!
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Icon! Queen! Mommy!
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Envy Adams is amazing!
55
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She's the lead singer
of my favorite band of all time!
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The Clash at Demonhead?
I thought we were your favorite band.
57
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Well, they're my favorite real band.
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Sex Bob-omb is my favorite band
that isn't real.
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I'd like to thank you all
for coming out to see me.
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We love you, Envy!
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As you all know, I briefly dated
Scott Pilgrim in my pre-celebrity life.
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We didn't all know!
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And even though he was the least important
chapter of the book of my life,
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and even though I don't remember much
about our relationship at all,
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I thought I'd sing a song in his memory.
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I will remember you
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Will you remember me?
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Scott dated her?
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Crazy, right?
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Can you imagine having an ex who became
a huge celebrity after you broke up?
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Weep not for the memories
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I'm so tired, but I can't sleep
73
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I'm standing on the edge
Of something much too deep
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It's funny how we feel so much
But we can't say a word
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We are screaming inside
But we can't be heard
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I will remember you
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Will you remember me?
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Don't let your life pass you by
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Weep not for the memory
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"Dear Evil Ex."
81
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"All seven of you are cordially invited
to a very special evening."
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Did I just get invited to my own lair?
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Weep not for the memory
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Envy, I love you!
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- Envy! Sign my neck!
- Step on my corpse!
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I'm sorry, Scott.
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New York City, America.
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Mr. Lee, I'm a huge fan.
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Tell me something I don't know.
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- Todd.
- Lucas.
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Heard you started dipping your toes
in the waters of the acting game.
92
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I've had a few auditions.
93
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Maybe you should stick to the rivers
and the lakes that you're used to.
94
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Let the pros do the pro things.
95
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,791
Vegans have perfect photographic memories.
I could memorize an entire script...
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00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,293
just like that.
97
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I don't even read the scripts anymore.
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I just say the first thing
that pops into my head.
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It's called "being in the moment."
100
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Is that why half your lines
in your last movie were "Let's party!"
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Don't know. Didn't watch it.
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Drink, sir?
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Let's party.
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Sick lair, bro.
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Why'd you bring us here, Gideon?
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I didn't.
107
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The person behind this event
remains a mystery.
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Who invited the robot?
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No one did.
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For it is I who did the inviting.
Matthew Patel!
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The robot's with us.
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The first one we ever built.
We call him Robot-01.
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We gendered him, too. Male.
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He's our special little guy.
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This party was curated.
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No plus ones!
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I see none of you took my request
for cocktail attire seriously.
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I don't even know what that is.
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I thought it meant there'd be drinks.
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I was right.
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No matter.
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I brought you all here
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because I've realized
there's a fatal flaw in our league.
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A failure of leadership.
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Are you questioning my methods?
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I'm not questioning them.
I'm answering them.
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I, Matthew Patel, defeated Ramona's
new boyfriend and got nothing for it!
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Ramona has a new boyfriend?
129
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Sounds like she had a new boyfriend.
130
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Correct.
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His name was Scott Pilgrim,
and I punched him into the next life.
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Scott Pilgrim?
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The random Canadian guy whose funeral
was inexplicably attended by Envy Adams?
134
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She performed a song.
It was all over the news.
135
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:15,879
That's right. My girlfriend, Envy Adams.
136
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:21,093
We all know you're dating Envy Adams.
Act like you've been here before.
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Listen to me, all of you.
138
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If we win, we don't get Ramona.
139
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I flawlessly defeated
her precious little Scott,
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and she still turned me down!
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Gasp.
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You're the lowest-ranked evil ex.
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00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,985
Why do you think you'd get the girl?
144
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,363
You were fighting him so I'd get the girl.
145
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,907
Wait, that's your plan?
146
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,617
And the rest of us get nothing?
147
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Nothing? Sounds like a bad deal.
148
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:54,918
I think this league needs a new direction
and a new evil ex in charge.
149
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,588
You really think
I'd just hand the league over?
150
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,592
No. I think I'll fight you for it.
151
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,348
You versus me. Winner takes all.
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00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:09,891
I'm Gideon Graves.
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00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:15,355
I own two record labels, a movie studio,
14 animal shelters, and this league.
154
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:19,317
You're a D-plus theater student
with delusional Broadway dreams.
155
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,028
This is a joke. You're not worth my time.
156
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,114
Sounds like somebody's scared.
157
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,658
What did you just say?
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00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,410
She said,
"It sounds like somebody's scared."
159
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:34,249
That's what I thought she said,
but that's not me. No.
160
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,877
Nothing's ever scared me!
My nickname in school was "Fearless."
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00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,255
I wore "No fear" shirts every day!
162
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,258
Sounds to me like
those shirts were a lie, bro.
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They weren't a lie!
164
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,931
Then it's time for G-Man
to put his fists where his mouth is.
165
00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,400
You just made
the biggest mistake of your life.
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00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:02,235
"Winner takes all"?
167
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,778
That's what you propose?
168
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,698
You think you stand a chance
against my power?
169
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:10,243
Fine. These are my terms.
170
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,455
If you win, you can take it all.
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00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,417
The league, my empire, everything.
172
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:23,465
But if you lose, which you will,
I take your life.
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I accept those terms.
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00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,138
Then it's time for you to be reunited
with Scott Pilgrim
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in hell.
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Gideon Graves versus Matthew Patel.
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Fight!
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You're messing with a CEO, pal.
179
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,350
No, we are.
180
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:18,520
Come on, girls.
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Fireball!
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00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,417
No! Lord Matthew!
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00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,800
Go, Matthew! Go!
184
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,344
Let's get in the game!
185
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,180
I'm just getting started.
186
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,933
Fly, girls! Full-court press!
187
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,776
Look out!
188
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,451
Slam dunk!
189
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,788
He's on fire!
190
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,583
Still think I'm a loser?
191
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,169
I do.
192
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,635
Time to take this fight to the next level.
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Patel!
194
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:54,825
Damn it! Matthew, come on out...
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00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,786
- Surprise attack!
- Surprise attack!
196
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,499
Now, girls!
197
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,003
Again!
198
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,010
You're a D-plus fighter, too!
199
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,011
How did he...
200
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,445
Damn! End of the line.
201
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,030
Oh no!
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Die!
203
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,332
You're mine!
204
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:41,431
This is what we in the business call
a reversal of fortune.
205
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:42,974
It's over.
206
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,692
What are you waiting for, Matt?
Finish him.
207
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,489
I gotta stop eating meat.
208
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,245
Finally!
209
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:12,212
If I could just have
your signature right here, Mr. Graves.
210
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,547
What... What's this?
211
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,300
The result of this fight
is legally binding.
212
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,803
Everything of yours
now belongs to Mr. Patel.
213
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:21,512
Hey!
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00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:22,931
My empire?
215
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,099
My league?
216
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,268
My lair?
217
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,520
My home?
218
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,522
My underwear?
219
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,024
Those were the terms.
220
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:38,029
Fine.
221
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,579
Do it! Put me out of my misery!
222
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:50,250
No. I want to put you into your misery.
223
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:05,557
This is my league now.
I'm the main character.
224
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,351
Here's to the new boss.
225
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,396
"O Captain! My Captain!"
226
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,361
Betrayed!
227
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:19,987
By all of you!
228
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,156
Lucas Lee?
229
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,867
Todd?
230
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:28,413
Twin?
231
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,081
Other twin?
232
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,341
Et tu, Roxanne?
233
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:42,009
Et tu? Eat me.
234
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:46,264
Wait, Roxie.
I never properly appreciated you before.
235
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:49,725
You have something the other exes don't.
236
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,355
And that's why you should join me.
We could be a league of two.
237
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,358
I don't need a league to get a girl.
238
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,902
Have a nice life, loser.
239
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,003
You look like you're dying.
Let me get you a blanket.
240
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,436
Sparks.
241
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:40,503
Ramona.
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00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:46,258
Ramona.
243
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:47,343
Scott?
244
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He's alive!