1 00:00:12,889 --> 00:00:15,724 - [gentle music playing] - [children clamoring faintly] 2 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:16,976 [bee buzzing] 3 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:21,397 [typing] 4 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:25,985 [pop] 5 00:00:26,486 --> 00:00:27,861 [moans] 6 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:30,656 [acoustic music playing faintly] 7 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,116 Hmm. 8 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:36,120 Okay, there I am, right, 9 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,831 at my roommate's bandmate's funeral thinking, 10 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:41,500 "Whoa, like, what if I can die?" 11 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:44,087 And just when I found out I'm a cinephile? 12 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:47,506 Anyways, that's why I'm busy writing this movie. 13 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:49,050 So don't bother calling. 14 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:51,719 Oh, this is your son, by the way. 15 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,554 Young Neil. 16 00:00:53,638 --> 00:00:54,930 [upbeat music playing] 17 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:56,432 [slurping] 18 00:00:56,516 --> 00:00:57,933 [whooshing] 19 00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,435 - [keyboard clicking] - [muttering] 20 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,066 [music halts] 21 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,193 - [moans] - [pops] 22 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:09,195 [chair rattles] 23 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:12,698 - I've written nothing? - [mouse scrolling] 24 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:14,199 - Ahh! - [thuds] 25 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,076 [rattles] 26 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,619 [dog barking] 27 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:18,621 [typing] 28 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:22,958 [blinds rustling] 29 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:25,002 - [dog continues barking] - [Young Neil moans] 30 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:27,463 Hmm? [gasps] 31 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:29,298 [breathing shakily] 32 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:31,717 W... What? 33 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,720 [breath trembling] 34 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,722 [eerie music playing] 35 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:39,224 [breath trembling] 36 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,309 [gasps] 37 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:43,729 My... My... My... My sleep paralysis demon? 38 00:01:44,564 --> 00:01:46,232 [heart beating] 39 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,611 [music intensifies, halts] 40 00:01:50,695 --> 00:01:51,654 [gasps] 41 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:55,116 [birds tweeting] 42 00:01:57,243 --> 00:02:01,372 [groaning] 43 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,252 Hmm? 44 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:10,965 [chair rattles] 45 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:13,259 Whoa. 46 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:17,263 I wrote a feature-length screenplay in my sleep. 47 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:18,889 [chair rattles] 48 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:21,517 - I'm a screenwriter! - [fanfare plays] 49 00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:24,353 ["Bloom" by Necry Talkie playing] 50 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:50,773 [song ends] 51 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:52,524 [squelches] 52 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,735 [mellow music playing] 53 00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:55,819 [gloves snap] 54 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:56,904 [slathering] 55 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,656 [knob squeaks] 56 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:02,993 [squelching] 57 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:05,162 [slathering] 58 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:06,747 - [meows] - [slathering] 59 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:08,833 - [water splashing] - [drain gurgles] 60 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,963 - [mirror squeaks] - [music halts] 61 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:19,384 [wind whooshing] 62 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,762 [coffee machine whirring] 63 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:26,141 [pot thuds] 64 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:28,268 - [spoon clinks] - [door opens] 65 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:30,520 You changed your hair. What's up, Ramona? 66 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,105 Nothing major. 67 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:35,275 Just, somebody kidnapped Scott Pilgrim and faked his death. 68 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,861 You're [bleep] joking. 69 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,364 Stacey, I'm taking my fifteen. 70 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,616 - [glass shatters] - You took your fifteen 20 minutes ago! 71 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:45,494 And would you stop swearing? We have [bleep] customers! 72 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:46,453 [Bleep] my life! 73 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,122 [groans, scoffs] 74 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:50,333 Tell me everything. 75 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:55,963 Last night, in my dreams, I saw Scott's subspace highway... 76 00:04:56,047 --> 00:04:57,673 [gentle music playing] 77 00:04:57,757 --> 00:04:58,840 ... and heard his voice. 78 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:02,010 [Scott in the distance] Ramona... 79 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,512 [Julie] Subspace what? 80 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:05,181 [Ramona] It doesn't matter. 81 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,683 I think it means he's alive. 82 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:12,438 [pensive music playing] 83 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,526 So I went back to The Rockit to look at the security footage 84 00:05:17,610 --> 00:05:19,361 of what we thought was Scott's death. 85 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:20,780 [pensive music continues] 86 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:28,245 [mouse clicking] 87 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,248 [ethereal zapping] 88 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:33,250 [whooshing] 89 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:38,255 [whooshing] 90 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:43,635 Someone grabbed him and pulled him into a portal. 91 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:44,636 [whooshing continues] 92 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,390 [coins jingle] 93 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:49,975 [chimes] 94 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,645 Somebody wants us to think he's dead. 95 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,856 - Mmm. - I knew it was too good to be true. 96 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:57,525 [Wallace] Can a guy get a croissant? 97 00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:00,193 [Ramona] Wallace? Have you been out all night? 98 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,404 - Did you say Scott's alive? - [Ramona] Yeah. 99 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:03,989 [laughs] 100 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,490 [sighs] Trippy. 101 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,160 Well, if you see him, tell him I changed the locks. 102 00:06:08,244 --> 00:06:11,205 And if you see me, remind me to change the locks. 103 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,874 Your sugar daddy days are over? 104 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:15,834 For him, absolutely. 105 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,294 For others, we'll see. 106 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,212 - The future is a mystery. - [enchanted sparkling] 107 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,257 [Julie] Here's your [buzzes] croissant! 108 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:23,509 [Wallace] Ladies. 109 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,720 [sighs] So why would someone kidnap Scott? 110 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:29,848 And why would they get my hopes up by making it seem like he was dead? 111 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,850 I haven't figured that out yet. 112 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:32,851 [Julie] Yet? 113 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:34,978 Don't tell me you're gonna try to find him. 114 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,646 I think I have to. 115 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,359 Ramona, I don't see how any of this is your responsibility. 116 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:43,320 You went on one date. How good could it have been? 117 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:45,614 Honestly, great. 118 00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:49,284 Your date with Scott Pilgrim? 119 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,161 - Yikes. - [chuckles] 120 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,038 [Julie] Well, more power to you. 121 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,415 So what's your next move, Columbo? 122 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,334 Well, you know everyone, right? 123 00:06:57,418 --> 00:07:00,796 I thought you could give me a rundown of the major characters in Scott's life. 124 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,674 More like major suspects. 125 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:08,053 - [chomps] - Well, let's see. There's Stephen Stills. 126 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,138 My ex, the singer in the band. 127 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:13,558 He's a mess. Too much anxiety for even the simplest decisions. 128 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:16,061 No way could he mastermind a kidnapping. 129 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:19,231 Then there's Stephen's roommate, Young Neil. 130 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:22,651 He's kinda sheltered, and he's only 19, but don't let that fool you. 131 00:07:22,735 --> 00:07:25,070 He's an idiot. He'd make Scott look like a genius, 132 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:27,573 but he can't, because that's literally impossible. 133 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,282 What about Envy Adams? 134 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,160 Oh boy! Scott's ex. The big one-- 135 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:36,832 Excuse me. I asked for an iced Americano. This is a hot Americano-- 136 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,042 - [Julie] Then add some ice cubes to it! - [man whimpers] 137 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,669 You stupid [bleep]. 138 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:44,714 As I was saying, Envy Adams pulled Scott's heart out of his chest 139 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,801 and stomped all over it with her patent leather combat boots. 140 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,470 And that was before she went on to become a global sex symbol. 141 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,764 I saw her do her thing at the funeral. 142 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:54,599 She's even hotter in person. 143 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,226 Are we sure they dated? 144 00:07:56,310 --> 00:08:00,230 Yeah, you're obviously not the only one with questionable taste, Ramona. 145 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,731 - Hmm, who else? - [chimes] 146 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:05,485 [gasps] You know who you should talk to? His other ex. 147 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:08,905 - She's known him longer than anyone. - Okay. Who is she? 148 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:09,823 [horn honks] 149 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:14,953 [Stephen sighs] 150 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,497 - What is Sex Bob-omb without Scott? - [sighs] 151 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:23,087 He really added something to our sound, something undefinable. 152 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,672 Bass. He added bass. 153 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:27,424 Right! Exactly! 154 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:29,593 Can we have a band with no bass? 155 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:32,971 [gasps] What if we find a new bass player and they make us worse? 156 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:36,684 The odds are they'd make us better because we probably sucked. 157 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,810 There's always Scott's understudy. 158 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,814 [guitar strumming] 159 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,066 Ugh! 160 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,319 No, no, no, no, no! I fear change! 161 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:48,945 [Knives] Hmm? 162 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,573 Hey, you wanna try playing something together? 163 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:52,866 Just for fun? 164 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,201 [Knives] Me and you? 165 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,828 I don't see anyone else in here. 166 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,832 [amplifier thrums faintly] 167 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:02,626 How long have you been playing the drums? 168 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,837 [Kim] A long time. Since I was 14. 169 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:07,714 Drumming is a great outlet for my emotions. 170 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,174 Rage, mostly. 171 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:13,053 [Knives] Wow! But how do I know which notes to play? 172 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,098 It's up to you. That's why they call it "play." 173 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:21,103 - Hmm. - [guitar strumming] 174 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,112 [cymbal clanging] 175 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:37,036 [upbeat music playing] 176 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:44,835 Hmm. 177 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,060 [upbeat music continues] 178 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:26,960 Whoa! 179 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:27,961 [music halts] 180 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,421 [Kim and Knives exhale] 181 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,174 How long have you been playing bass? 182 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,176 Uh... 183 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:36,094 What time is it? 184 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:37,887 Uh, 4 p.m. 185 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,348 Oh. Then, four hours. 186 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,100 I'm late for work. [grunts] 187 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:45,979 [Stephen] Ever thought about collaborating with a seasoned songwriter? 188 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,607 - [door opens, shuts] - Uh... Huh? 189 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,067 [exhales] 190 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,111 [sighs] 191 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:59,117 [TV playing faintly] 192 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,828 - [door opens, shuts] - [Kim sighs] 193 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:03,747 - [Kim] Sorry, I'm late. - I don't care. 194 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,206 [door opens, shuts] 195 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,166 [clattering gently] 196 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:09,044 - [door opens, shuts] - [doorbell chiming] 197 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,590 [coworker] Kim, customer. 198 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:19,387 [Kim] Funny thought. 199 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:22,682 Maybe he faked his own death to get out of paying his late fees. 200 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,225 [chuckles] You're half right. 201 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,560 Which half? 202 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:26,729 He's not dead. 203 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,856 Huh. The house always wins. 204 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:30,857 [Ramona] Hmm? 205 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,360 It's just a dumb thing a dumb person told me one time. 206 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:36,821 So. You've been using Scott's unconscious dreamscape 207 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,823 to deliver DVDs quicker? 208 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,660 You're the first person in Canada to understand that. 209 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,703 It's not a complicated concept. 210 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,081 No wonder you're putting us out of business. 211 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:49,209 - Canada? - No, video stores. 212 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,756 Julie said you knew him the longest. When did you meet? 213 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,011 [teen Kim] You told me you were good at drawing. 214 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:00,845 [teen Scott] Maps are hard. 215 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,056 If I had to draw a sheep, though, I'd draw it perfect. 216 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,307 A sheep? 217 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,392 Draw me a sheep. 218 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,894 [marker squeaking] 219 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:10,397 That's the worst sheep I've ever seen. 220 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:13,441 What are you talking about? This sheep is excellent! 221 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,652 [laughs] 222 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,445 [both laughing] 223 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,155 [Kim] He was always an idiot. 224 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,951 But one thing led to another, and to my continued embarrassment, 225 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:27,247 Scott Pilgrim became my first boyfriend. 226 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:32,919 Uh, is Scott drawing you a sheep your most romantic memory, or... 227 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,755 There was this one time I was kidnapped by a rival school, 228 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,591 and Scott had to fight through an entire army of teen jerks 229 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,927 and their leader Simon Lee to rescue me. 230 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:43,013 [Ramona] That's a romantic memory. 231 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:48,852 Yeah, but how romantic can a memory be if things ended terribly? 232 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:49,812 [enchanted swell] 233 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,523 [Ramona] Well, you're still friends. 234 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,191 That's gotta be a good sign. 235 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,529 - He's at least a lovable idiot, right? - [Kim] Hmm. 236 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,075 You like him, don't you? 237 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,369 - There were sparks. - [ethereal chimes] 238 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,830 Oof. You're in trouble. 239 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,957 Why does this always happen to me? 240 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,960 I don't know. Maybe you could ask one of your seven evil exes? 241 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,211 [bell dings] 242 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,922 I kinda assumed they'd be your first suspects. 243 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,799 I'm not in a hurry to see them. 244 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,676 - [bell dings] - [both] Huh? 245 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,553 [bell continues dinging] 246 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:24,846 What? 247 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,639 Sounds like Hollie's taking care of it. 248 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,058 Kim! Customer! 249 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,019 Oh! Huh. 250 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,353 This is unexpected. 251 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,856 [Roxie] Well, you better get better at expecting. 252 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,816 You two know each other? 253 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,110 We were college roommates. 254 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,112 [Roxie snarls] And more! 255 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,280 And more. 256 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,741 - So, you're... - [sword swishes] 257 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:48,495 [Roxie] Roxie Richter! Ramona's fourth evil ex! 258 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:49,496 Okay! 259 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,706 - Fourth? What about two and three? - [fire alarm ringing] 260 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,042 [Roxie] Four ain't nothing but a number, baby. 261 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,711 - Besides, the League lies in ruin. - [electric crackling] 262 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,630 So here I am! 263 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,548 Rox you like a hurricane! 264 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,884 - Why are you even-- - [Roxie] Shh, shh, shh, shh. 265 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,636 I'm here for us, Ramona. 266 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,471 First in line to win your heart. 267 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:09,057 Because I have something the others never will. 268 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,558 [Ramona] Which is what, exactly? 269 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,769 [Roxie] Emotional intelligence. 270 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:16,064 None of these boys know how to talk about their feelings. 271 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,733 What you fail to mention is that when it comes to feelings, 272 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,360 you're as clueless as the boys. 273 00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:23,530 [Roxie] That is so unfair! You're just impossible to talk to! 274 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,907 You want to talk about feelings? Start talking. 275 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:29,410 - [Roxie sighs] I've got a better idea. - [intense music plays] 276 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,995 - Let's fight about 'em! - [sword swishes] 277 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,873 [announcer] Roxie Richter versus Ramona Flowers! 278 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,375 - Fight! - [Ramona sighs] 279 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:37,919 Whoa! Whoa! [grunts] 280 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,546 [clattering] 281 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,256 - Huh? - [Roxie grunts] 282 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,257 [tense swell] 283 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:44,759 [both grunt] 284 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,011 [Ramona groans] 285 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:49,013 Are we really doing this again? [grunts] 286 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,265 [loud thud] 287 00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,768 [Ramona yells] 288 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,310 [Roxie grunts] 289 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,646 [growls, exhales] 290 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,690 Ramona! You [bleep]! 291 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,151 - [both grunt] - [Ramona] Get off! 292 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,571 [both grunting] 293 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,283 [Roxie groans, yells] 294 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,287 - [Ramona yells] - [music halts] 295 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,289 [horn blaring] 296 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,791 Huh? An old movie? 297 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,543 - [Roxie yells] - [Ramona gasps] 298 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:20,795 [Ramona grunts] 299 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,338 [tense music playing] 300 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,465 Come on! 301 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,427 - [loud clang] - [both grunt] 302 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,138 [screams] 303 00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,682 They're ruining my movie. 304 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,434 [sighs] I'm taking my fifteen. 305 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:37,061 - [Ramona grunts] - [Roxie panting] 306 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,689 - [Roxie groans] - [both panting] 307 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,190 - Ora! - [Ramona grunts] 308 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,110 [Ramona grunts, groans] 309 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,445 [growls] 310 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:47,823 [Roxie] You're done-- Uh-- 311 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,574 - Hmm. - Huh? 312 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:52,327 - [distorted winding] - [bloops] 313 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:54,579 - [chimes] - That's cheap. 314 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,331 [Japanese music playing] 315 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:59,208 - [Ramona grunts] - [Roxie groans] 316 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,961 [Roxie groans] Ugh! 317 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,838 [yells] 318 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,340 [snarls, grunts] 319 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:09,135 [grunting] 320 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,345 [exhales, groans] 321 00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:14,057 [grunting, groaning] 322 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,851 I don't want to fight you, Roxie. 323 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,980 [exhales] Gonna run away? Like you did back then? 324 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:21,981 Huh. 325 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:27,487 - [grunting] - [dramatic music playing] 326 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:28,947 [sighs] 327 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,075 [dramatic swell] 328 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,912 [gentle music playing] 329 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,999 [Ramona] Roxie, I... 330 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:40,917 [growls] 331 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,462 - [Roxie yells] - [loud bang] 332 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:49,258 [grunting] 333 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,802 - [loud thud] - [yells] 334 00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:55,766 [loud explosion] 335 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,268 [plane whirs] 336 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,979 [both grunt] 337 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,274 [both panting] 338 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,276 [growls] 339 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,571 [groans] 340 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,156 Roxie... 341 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,283 I'm sorry. 342 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,286 For what? 343 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,789 For leaving the way I did. 344 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,044 [tender music playing] 345 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,805 [inaudible] 346 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,808 [music continues] 347 00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:45,816 [inaudible] 348 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,196 I was too afraid to face you. 349 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,073 So you left without a word? 350 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,326 You made me feel like nothing! 351 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,286 You were afraid? 352 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,038 Good for you! 353 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,791 All I wanted was for you to see me! 354 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,336 I'm sorry. 355 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,008 Apology accepted. 356 00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,053 But that doesn't mean I'm gonna let you win. 357 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,554 - [growls] - [plane whirring] 358 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,140 - [gun shots] - Whoa! 359 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,142 [ties creak, snap] 360 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,394 [loud thudding] 361 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,396 [Roxie yelps, gasps] 362 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:26,398 [Roxie grunts] 363 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,488 [grunting, yelling] 364 00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:34,405 Roxie! 365 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,782 [both grunt] 366 00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,784 [Roxie grunting] 367 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,285 [Roxie whimpers] 368 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,829 [Ramona grunting] 369 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:45,291 [both screaming] 370 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,753 [wind whooshing] 371 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,213 [ethereal swell] 372 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,798 [ethereal music playing] 373 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,012 [Roxie grunts] 374 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,055 Roxie! 375 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:02,309 [panting] 376 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,435 [Ramona grunts] 377 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,104 [Ramona continues panting] 378 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,814 [Ramona exhales] 379 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:12,318 [both breathing heavily] 380 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,613 - [gentle music playing] - [Roxie groans] 381 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,114 [exhales] 382 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,712 [Roxie panting] 383 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,547 [exhales] 384 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,257 [sighs] 385 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,886 [sniffles] 386 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,141 As far as I'm concerned, you won. 387 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:50,815 College doesn't seem that long ago, but we were pretty immature, weren't we? 388 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,611 [Roxie whimpers, sniffles] 389 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,950 [Roxie munching] 390 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,662 You know, I can't remember the last time I just hung out with the girls. 391 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:05,872 - This is nice. - [chips crunch] 392 00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:07,790 [Ramona] The snacks aren't free, you know. 393 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,251 [Roxie] Come on! Fighting makes me hungry. 394 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,588 - [Ramona] You were really kicking my ass. - [Roxie] You're not just saying that? 395 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,339 [Ramona] I never just say anything. 396 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,884 - [Roxie] Nice. Should we kiss? - [Ramona] Uh-uh. 397 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,803 I have unfinished business with Scott. 398 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,263 Emotional business? 399 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,723 He's dead, Ramona. 400 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:27,977 He's not dead. It... It's complicated. I've gotta find him first. 401 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,397 But I'd like to be your friend. 402 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,982 - With benefits? - [Ramona] No benefits. 403 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:33,900 Worth a shot. 404 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,026 What about you? 405 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,362 Oh, I'm not... 406 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:39,781 Hmm. 407 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:44,995 - [Kim and Roxie breathing heavily] - [romantic music playing] 408 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,834 No sparks. 409 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,628 Eh, worth a shot. 410 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:56,047 What about your hot coworker? Is she coming back? 411 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,132 Okay, it's time for you to leave. 412 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:04,055 [scatting] 413 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,056 [Ramona] Phew. 414 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,266 At least I have one less suspect. 415 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,560 Roxie didn't know Scott was alive. 416 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,772 This was a productive day as far as fights are concerned. 417 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,859 Everybody needs closure. That's why they call it closure. 418 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,986 Now you're one step closer to the dumb boy of your dreams, 419 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,155 and you buried the hatchet with an ex. 420 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:22,573 Multitasking. 421 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:25,368 [items rustling] 422 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,578 [water trickles] 423 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:29,956 [exhales] 424 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,041 - [dramatic sting] - Ugh. 425 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,170 Don't tell me I'm gonna have to do this with all seven of them. 426 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:39,924 Hollywood legend Lucas Lee is one of your exes? 427 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,260 [Ramona] Unfortunately. 428 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,302 Damn, Ramona. 429 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:47,181 I know he's a handsome, big-chested, devil-may-care Hollywood d-bag, 430 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:51,561 but is he evil enough to kidnap a dude and fake his death? 431 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,188 Only one way to find out. 432 00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,482 - [car whooshes] - [dramatic music plays] 433 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,484 [clicks] 434 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,821 [slosh] 435 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,364 [buzzes, whirs] 436 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,743 [woman gasps] My mistake. I thought you were a garbage can. Sorry! 437 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:08,744 [rain pattering] 438 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,748 [train clacking] 439 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,212 [sighs] 440 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,758 [groans] Oh [bleep]. 441 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:23,468 [exhales] 442 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:28,264 [Julie gasps] 443 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,351 Gideon Graves? G-Man? 444 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:35,313 So you don't remember me. 445 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,439 Huh? 446 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,442 Gideon Graves wasn't my birth name. 447 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,403 It was an identity I created. 448 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:46,449 When I moved to New York City, I left my past behind and leveled up. 449 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:51,370 But back in the day, you knew me by another name. 450 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,748 [pensive music playing] 451 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,459 Uh... 452 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,586 [dramatic swell] 453 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,087 [gasps] Gordon? 454 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:02,674 Gordon Goose from North Bay, Ontario? 455 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:04,342 [whispers] Fearless. 456 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,761 Then you do remember me. 457 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,430 You may be the only one who does. 458 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:12,434 Julie, I... I've lost everything. 459 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:17,521 My empire is gone. My billionaire friends have shunned me. 460 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,275 Even my millionaire friends have turned their backs. 461 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:23,153 I couldn't even get a reservation at McDonald's. 462 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,363 They laughed at me when I called. 463 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,784 So I spent the last of my pocket money on bus fare to Toronto 464 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:34,121 just to see one sympathetic face. 465 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:38,251 [Gordon crying] 466 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,087 [Julie] Gordon, 467 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,590 get your butt in here. 468 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,133 [sighs] 469 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,511 - [ethereal music playing] - [footstep echoes] 470 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,268 [music fades] 471 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,272 ["You Wouldn't Like Me" by Tegan and Sara playing] 472 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:03,025 ♪ There's a war inside of me ♪ 473 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:08,197 ♪ Do I cause new heartbreak to write A new broken song? ♪ 474 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:15,037 ♪ Do I push it down Or let it run me right into the ground? ♪ 475 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,832 ♪ I... I feel like ♪ 476 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:22,837 ♪ I wouldn't like me if I met me ♪ 477 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:32,722 ♪ Well, I can't stop talking For fear of listening to unwelcome sound ♪ 478 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:40,188 ♪ And you haven't called me in weeks And honestly, it's bringing me down ♪ 479 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:44,066 ♪ Oh, I... I feel like ♪ 480 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:48,863 ♪ I wouldn't like me if I met me ♪ 481 00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:51,574 ♪ I... I feel like ♪ 482 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:56,496 ♪ You wouldn't like me if you met me ♪ 483 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:02,751 ♪ And don't you worry ♪ 484 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:07,465 ♪ There's still time ♪ 485 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:10,217 ♪ Don't you worry ♪ 486 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:15,056 ♪ There's still time ♪ 487 00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:20,270 ♪ There's nothing to live for When I'm sleepin' alone... ♪ 488 00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:26,484 [song fades]