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Oh no! I’m gonna be late!
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I can’t fail out of high school
right after getting there!
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Waaaa!
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Owww...
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You all right?
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Thanks...
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm really in quite a rush--
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Your way of running is quite improper.
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I nearly thought a hippo hit me.
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Be careful, or you might run someone over.
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Baka!
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You're go for Goose.
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I'm looking for Graves, Gideon.
Who the hell is Goose?
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You've reached the adult
formerly known as Gideon Graves.
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It's the Goose now. Gordon Goose.
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That's cool.
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You know, my name isn't Lucas, actually.
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It's Luke.
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That's not even remotely the same thing.
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Never mind.
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What can I do you for?
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Well, here's how I see it, Goose.
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I've lost everything.
You've lost everything.
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I thought maybe
you'd have some words of advice.
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Now you want something from me.
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I know I left you
in the lurch after Matthew,
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but if you could
find it in your heart to forgive me, I--
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Forgiveness is what you want?
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Well, I have something
entirely different in mind.
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Friendship!
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Ow!
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Okay, ready?
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Yeah!
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You go first.
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Whoa! That's awesome!
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Wow!
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I'm okay. Luke, I'm okay.
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You're right, you know.
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I'm a real baka boy sometimes...
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Why...
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Do they even like each other?
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Because sometimes it feels like
they hate each other.
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This is season 12.
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I can loan you the DVDs
if you want the backstory.
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I...
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I was gone for 90 f****** minutes!
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What did you do to my house?
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And what's with the robot?
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What robot?
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- It's you.
- Julie, I'll make this brief.
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Is that the sound of skates I hear?
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Tell Ramona to come in here and kick it.
We'll watch TV and eat chips.
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Oh no! We're out of chips!
Jules, we need chips!
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So it's you and Gideon now.
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Me and Gideon? No.
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That's Gordon. Gordon Goose.
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You're saying the guy eating chips
on your couch is not the former
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all-powerful evil gazillionaire
I used to date?
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This info dump was inevitable.
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Be back in a bit, baby!
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Okay, bye.
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I'll miss you!
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I'll miss you f****** more!
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Doo doo doo-doo doo, doo doo
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Doo doo doo-doo doo
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Bread makes you think
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Does it?
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Doesn't everything?
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Too vague.
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Bread makes you full
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Too obvious.
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Doo doo doo-doo-doo
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Bread ain't all that
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Bread makes you fat
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Holy crap!
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Hey, Knives,
when did you start playing piano?
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More or less than four hours ago?
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Slightly more.
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And how did you get the CEO of G-Man Media
to bankroll your project?
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Oh, well, that was my idea.
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Mr. Patel had the capital,
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but he was also
an aspiring Broadway theater obsessive.
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I read an interview with him
in Forbes. So...
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when he flew us to New York City
for a pitch meeting in his secret lair,
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I knew exactly what to say.
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An off-Broadway musical.
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And who better to play the lead than you?
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Me? The main character?
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Not a lot of people know this,
but I majored in theater in college.
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In fact, I briefly starred
in my own one-man show.
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Gasp!
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I had no clue.
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Did anyone get it on video?
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Agony, misery, woe!
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Though it's different for each
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Always ten steps behind
Always ten feet below
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And she's just out of reach
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Agony--
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Wow, impressive!
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You think he's got the chops, Stephen?
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And then some!
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Silence! I've made my decision.
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Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Musical...
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is a go project!
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I hope you know
how much we value your opinion, pal.
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We're adapting your work, after all.
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From one creative to another,
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just know we're making every effort
to treat the material with respect.
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I know you're bummed your movie is dead,
but this is fun too, right?
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I don't care about
the movie shutting down.
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It didn't mean anything to me.
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I mean, I miss having my own golf cart.
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It didn't mean anything to you?
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From one creative to another,
I can't believe you're saying this.
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All my songs are like children to me.
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I guess the thing about that is
I don't even remember writing it.
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Do you mind explaining that
in any way, shape, or form?
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Well, I dreamed I saw
my sleep paralysis demon at my computer.
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Then I woke up the next day,
and there it was.
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A completed script with my name on it.
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And you're sure it was
a sleep paralysis demon?
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What else would it be?
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The person who actually wrote your script?
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Oh!
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Look!
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We have to tell Ramona about this.
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Oh, is she involved?
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She's the one who's been searching
for Scott this whole time.
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Really?
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You two moved on with your lives.
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But she's been skating all over town
asking a lot of stupid people
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some really smart questions.
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I didn't know that.
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Come on, Knives.
Can't we just let bygones be bygones?
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When we saw Ramona on the movie set,
you were as cool as a cucumber.
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That was business.
This is emotional business.
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Emotional business
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Can I get a witness?
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Stop!
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Enough with the songwriting.
Can we focus for a second?
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Right. Let's go see Ramona.
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Gideon and Julie?
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Please! Gordon Goose would never.
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Can you please explain
this "Gordon Goose" thing?
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Well, when I was in high school
in North Bay, Ontario,
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Gordon Goose was
the weirdest kid in my year.
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His glasses were too big for his face.
His clothes fit funny.
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Even his hair looked wrong.
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Everyone called him "Fearless"
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because he wore those
"No Fear" t-shirts every day.
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I guess he started taking that name
a little too seriously.
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One day, out of nowhere, he presents
the most popular girl in school
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with a 12-point business plan
as to why she should date him.
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They call me Fearless.
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I have no fear of the sting of rejection.
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Therefore, there's no downside
to me attempting this.
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The whole school was watching.
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He moved away after that.
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But I never forgot about him.
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I had no idea Gideon Graves
was the dorky kid from my past
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until he turned up on my doorstep.
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Matthew Patel took everything he had.
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And what was left behind?
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Gordon Goose.
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Gordon Goose.
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And that's working for you?
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We understand each other.
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When I was with him, Gideon...
Gordon was a twitchy, rage-filled,
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impulsive, emotionally abusive,
controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
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But if he makes you happy,
that's good, I guess.
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It's not good. It f****** sucks.
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I'm sorry, what?
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When Gordon showed up,
he was power-hungry.
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He wanted revenge.
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He would have done anything
to get his empire back.
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Ambition is hot.
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But after a few days,
it's like the evil drained out.
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Now he just sits on the couch
watching anime all day.
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What if it's an act?
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The Gideon I knew was a plotter.
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The whole League of Evil Exes thing
could have been a smokescreen
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for an ultra-secret kidnapping plot.
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Maybe none of the other exes
were in on it.
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Maybe it was all G-Man.
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Or maybe the two of you
were in on it together.
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Look, I wish that was the case.
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I wish we were up to
some exciting villain business.
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It would spice things up around the house.
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But he's just a loser, trust me.
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You can take him, or us, off your list.
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One step forward, two steps back.
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You should come over and say hey.
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I think Gordon wants to apologize
for creating the league and all that.
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Do I have to?
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Hey. So his real name is Gordon Goose,
and he's living here in the neighborhood,
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and he's dating some girl
who works in a coffee shop.
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Can you believe that crap?
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I love that crap.
I'm obsessed with that crap.
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Stacey! Were you eavesdropping?
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You shouldn't be here on your day off.
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Scoot. Scoot on out of here.
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Is that a hole in my roof?
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I was gone for 90 f****** minutes!
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What did you do to my house?
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00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,115
And what's with the robot?
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What robot?
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Where have I seen that robot?
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I want some answers!
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It wasn't me. It was the Goose.
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What? Goose don't skate.
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Why would I build a skate ramp
in the middle of Julie's lovely home?
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She seems pissed.
Does this mean I can't live here?
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Live here? What?
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I don't care which one of you did it!
You're both gonna pay!
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- Gulp.
- Oh no.
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Julie Powers versus
Lucas Lee and Gordon Goose.
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Fight.
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Stop! This is stupid.
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Let's all be adults for once, okay?
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Julie, what are you doing?
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I don't know.
I guess I got caught up in the moment.
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Lucas, you can't live here.
That's ridiculous.
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Find your own place.
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I'm flat broke.
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I can't even afford
a first-class flight back to L.A.
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And the only work I can get
is voicing an animated series.
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Lucas Lee is live action or nothing.
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You might need to open your mind
to other opportunities.
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And you!
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Stop being a loser.
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And treat Julie
better than you treated me.
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Hey, that robot
with the lampshade on its head.
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Where have I seen it before?
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During the movie shoot.
He was spying on me in my trailer.
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Not there. Somewhere else.
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You know who made him, right?
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That's their special little guy
right there.
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The Twins.
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I gotta go.
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Guess she's got better things to do.
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00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,523
Well, it's been real.
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Yeah, come by the coffee shop sometime.
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Free coffee?
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No f****** way!
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But if you ever want a job, we're hiring.
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Whatever.
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Gordon...
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My man.
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Jules, do you think I'm a loser?
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I don't know, Gordon.
Sometimes, I guess.
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Well,
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what if I said that while it seemed
like I wasn't doing anything
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and was throwing a pity party...
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I was actually planning an elaborate plan.
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A plan in which I would get revenge
on the one who took everything from me.
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A plan that would turn
Matthew Patel into dust.
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What would you say
if I was planning a plan like that?
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What would I say?
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I'd say, "That's hot."
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Now clean my f****** house, Gordon!
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Right away!
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What are you all doing here?
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We have information about your case,
your Scott case.
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None of us had your phone number.
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What if I told you
I cracked the case wide open?
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Would any of you want to hear
what I figured out?
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This is my favorite part
of every "whodidit."
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The part when you find out who did it.
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It's "whodunnit."
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If anything, it'd be "Who's done it?"
I would know. I used to be a writer.
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Okay.
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As you all know, Scott was taken
from the scene of The Rockit
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by someone who faked his death.
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I've been trying to figure out who did it,
why they did it, and how they did it.
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And now I know all three.
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Let's start with "the who."
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By now, most of you know about my past.
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I've dated a lot of people
who were suspect...
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That's a similar word to "suspects."
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Wow!
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Yeah. Wow!
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Five exes have been eliminated
from the list.
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Matthew Patel, Roxie Richter, Lucas Lee,
Todd Ingram, and Gideon Graves.
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Gordon Goose. Not that it matters.
286
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Okay, so, seven exes, five eliminated.
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That leaves--
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Two. The Twins.
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Ken and Kyle Katayanagi.
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They were my TAs in Robotics 101.
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Ken is 30 seconds older.
Kyle's the hothead.
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And that leads to "the why."
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They have the motivation.
294
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It was my second semester of college.
I didn't know what I was doing.
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I was a kid.
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But to the Twins, I was fresh meat.
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This year's girl.
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They were a couple of players,
and they wouldn't leave me alone.
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So maybe I got
a little bit of satisfaction
300
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when they figured out
I was playing them right back.
301
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:31,731
See, I was dating both of them
at the same time.
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Damn, Ramona.
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Damn, Ramona.
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Sounds familiar.
305
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Familiar? To...?
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Someone seeing someone
and also seeing another someone,
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and neither of the someones are aware
of the other someone.
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Oh. Scott. Us.
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Hey, can we get back to the "whodidit"?
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Right.
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"The how" is a vegan portal
created by vegan powers.
312
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But this portal far exceeded
the power level of my only vegan ex.
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And that made me realize...
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What's more powerful than a human vegan?
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Two human vegans?
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No. A robot vegan.
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A robot that's never eaten meat.
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A robot that's never had any dairy.
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A vegan without the inherent flaws
of humanity.
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A vegan created by The Twins.
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I remembered
where I saw that robot before.
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It was at The Rockit
before Sex Bob-omb went on stage.
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See? Right before Scott disappeared.
324
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There you have it.
The who, the why, and the how.
325
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:21,465
Ken and Kyle Katayanagi,
the twins I spurned in college
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kidnapped Scott Pilgrim by using
their robot's unique capabilities
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to create the most powerful
vegan portal of all time.
328
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:28,889
It's simple, really.
329
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Wow!
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But maybe I missed something.
What about "the where"? Where is he?
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We'll know soon enough.
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When I find the Twins, I find Scott.
333
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:48,617
So, about to be reunited with that one guy
you went on one date with one time, eh?
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Looks that way.
335
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Are you excited?
336
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,080
That's a pretty big question.
337
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,082
Didn't we come here for a reason?
338
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,459
Oh, yeah, right!
339
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,003
We came here with information.
340
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,629
About your Scott case.
341
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Well, about Young Neil, actually.
342
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,509
Young Neil didn't write that script.
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00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:08,637
He didn't write
Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life!
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00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,057
Apparently, I didn't write the movie.
345
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,183
Then who did?
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We don't know.
347
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:16,270
We didn't figure out
the who, the why, or the how,
348
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:19,524
but we did figure out "the when."
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I thought someone would say it!
I wasn't pausing for dramatic effect.
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00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:30,743
According to the file data,
that script was written 14 years from now.
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- Hey.
- Scott?
352
00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:51,847
Where have you been?
353
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,225
Was it the Twins? Their robot?
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00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,477
The vegan portal?
355
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:56,977
Are you okay?
356
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:57,979
I'm okay.
357
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:03,901
And yes, it was the Twins,
and their robot, and the vegan portal.
358
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:06,279
But someone else
was behind the whole thing.
359
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,114
Someone else?
360
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,073
Who?
361
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:14,871
It was me.
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I did it.