1 00:00:11,471 --> 00:00:14,724 - [pensive music building] - [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,817 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 3 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:28,905 [man] Please take your seats. Our show is about to begin. 4 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,324 [door hinges creak] 5 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:33,659 [Todd] Extra butter, please. 6 00:00:33,743 --> 00:00:36,161 - Keep going, keep going. - [sloshing] 7 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,538 Okay, great. 8 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:38,914 Nope, not great. 9 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,624 More, more. 10 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:44,503 Now stop. Okay. Now double that, and we're done. 11 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,213 - [Todd exhales] - [chuckles] 12 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:47,339 [gentle music playing] 13 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:49,174 [munching] Hmm? 14 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,634 [tense music playing] 15 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,469 [whooshes, whirs] 16 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,763 [Scott groaning] 17 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,849 - [Scott grunts] - [rumbling] 18 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:58,600 - [splats] - Come on! 19 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:01,562 - Evil Ex Number Three, Todd Ingram, right? - [tense music continues] 20 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:04,314 The v... vegan? Let's fight! 21 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,775 [laughing] 22 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:09,528 Me? Fight you? Over Ramona? 23 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:11,322 Don't make me... [laughs] ...laugh! 24 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:13,574 And I'm vegan no longer. 25 00:01:13,658 --> 00:01:16,827 I had a cheese plate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today. 26 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,413 Ugh! You owe me a new tub of butter. 27 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:20,956 I mean, popcorn. 28 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,668 And you didn't create this weird force field between me and Ramona? 29 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,963 Dude, for your information, I've got a new obsessive love interest. 30 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:29,173 - [gasps] Hey! - [dings] 31 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,633 You were Wallace's roommate! Tell me everything! 32 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,635 Where was he born? What is his middle name? 33 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,888 Does he have a favorite vegetable? 34 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:39,350 Move on, Todd. I'm not interested in curds and whey. 35 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:43,229 - There were sparks! Sparks! - [horn blows] 36 00:01:44,856 --> 00:01:46,190 There's no such thing. 37 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:52,238 Ah! [hyperventilating] 38 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,032 ♪ I had that dream again ♪ 39 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,326 - Oh, hi, Ramona. - Hmm. 40 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:58,869 - [sharp sting] - [grunts] 41 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:02,289 Scott Pilgrim! Do not be throwing hands at me right now! 42 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:04,291 This is the biggest night of my career. 43 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:07,587 I shouldn't even be wasting my voice on you! So, bzzp! 44 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,006 [Scott] Hmm. 45 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,257 - [Julie] Well, look at this. - Huh? 46 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,175 [tense music plays] 47 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:15,094 Scott and Ramona together again. 48 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,845 So he's alive! 49 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,138 Put 'er there, Pilgrim. 50 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,556 - [sharp sting] - [grunts] 51 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,518 Hey, I get it. No presh on the handshake. 52 00:02:22,602 --> 00:02:26,480 You didn't create a force field preventing me and Ramona from kissing, did you? 53 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:30,067 Scotty, that evil villain stuff is behind me. I've got Jules now. 54 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:33,821 We're just here to watch the show, you psycho maniac. Let us pass. 55 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:35,155 What? Eh? 56 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:39,993 [paparazzi grunting] 57 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,995 [action music playing] 58 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:42,913 [Lucas Lee grunts] 59 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,414 - [camera shutters clicking] - [chimes] 60 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,375 - [paparazzi] Huh? - [coins jingle] 61 00:02:46,459 --> 00:02:49,253 Come on, fellas. Don't make this about me. 62 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:52,214 Let me tell you about Broadway Bad Boy, Matthew Patel. 63 00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:53,173 [paparazzi grunting] 64 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:55,259 - [Roxie] Hi-yah! - [sword slashes] 65 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,427 [paparazzi groaning] 66 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,720 [Roxie grunts] 67 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,722 - [laughs] - [rapid beeping] 68 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:01,765 - [sharp sting] - [grunts] 69 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,392 - [Scott] Hey, Evil Exes! - Huh? 70 00:03:03,476 --> 00:03:06,103 [Scott] Do either of you know anything about this force field thingy? 71 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:08,230 And would either of you like to fight about it? 72 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:09,148 Nope. 73 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:12,735 Come on. Let's go watch a stupid musical about a stupid guy. 74 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:15,487 Mmm... 75 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,697 [dramatic music playing] 76 00:03:16,781 --> 00:03:17,739 [twins] Scott Pilgrim. 77 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,033 - [sharp sting] - [grunts] 78 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:21,618 Oh, excuse us. We were just reading aloud. 79 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,496 [both] "Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Musical." 80 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:25,706 We're not here to fight. 81 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:28,584 Our robot says we're all bros in the future. So... 82 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:30,419 - [both] Later, bro. - [robot chimes] 83 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:32,796 So it probably wasn't them then. 84 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,339 That leaves... 85 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,008 Wait, nobody? 86 00:03:36,092 --> 00:03:37,968 We've ruled out all my exes. 87 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:41,471 What the hell? No fights? No kissing? 88 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,473 This finale sucks. 89 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,894 [suspenseful music playing] 90 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:50,481 [music builds, halts] 91 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:54,360 ["Bloom" by Necry Talkie playing] 92 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,737 [music halts] 93 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,407 [classical music playing] 94 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,963 I'm so excited I might legitimately pass out again! 95 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:41,508 I'm here to support the two of you, but this better be really good. 96 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:45,470 "Based on a memoir by Old Young Neil." Huh. 97 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,055 I wonder if there's any relation? 98 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:49,182 - [Scott grunts] - [Ramona grunts] 99 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,935 - [sharp sting] - Scott Pilgrim! 100 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:52,811 So you got the girl. 101 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,646 You gonna kiss her or what? 102 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,481 [all chanting] Kiss her! Kiss her! 103 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:59,359 Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her! 104 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:00,277 [chuckles] 105 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:03,155 [groans] 106 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,741 [indistinct chatter] 107 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:11,830 [classical music playing] 108 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:14,125 [breathes deeply] Hmm! 109 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,501 [audience cheering] 110 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,338 - [Matthew] ♪ I'm Scott Pilgrim ♪ - [actor] I know, shut up. 111 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,839 [Matthew] ♪ I had that dream again ♪ 112 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:23,467 [actor] I didn't care the first time, I care even less now. 113 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:27,721 [Matthew] ♪ The girl with rollerblades And rainbow hair ♪ 114 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:32,476 - [actress 1] ♪ How do I tell him ... ♪ - Woo-hoo! 115 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:37,439 [actress 1] ♪ My exes are evil? ♪ 116 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:38,523 - ♪ Skater ♪ - ♪ Exes ♪ 117 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,441 - ♪ Actor ♪ - ♪ Evil ♪ 118 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:40,359 - ♪ Vegan ♪ - ♪ Exes ♪ 119 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:41,360 - ♪ Rock star ♪ - ♪ Evil ♪ 120 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,819 - ♪ Mogul, Titan ♪ - ♪ Exes, Evil ♪ 121 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:43,737 - ♪ Lover ♪ - ♪ Exes ♪ 122 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:48,075 - ♪ Fighter ♪ - ♪ We are the Evil Exes! ♪ 123 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:50,327 [actress 2] ♪ Bread ain't all that ♪ 124 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,372 ♪ Bread makes you fat ♪ 125 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:56,958 - [Matthew] ♪ What's wrong with that? ♪ - [sneers] 126 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,711 - [chorus] ♪ Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott! ♪ - [music builds] 127 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:00,879 Huh? 128 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:04,466 - ♪ This is your precious life! ♪ - [both] Huh? 129 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:05,717 [rumbling] 130 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,428 [whooshing] 131 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:09,930 - Uh... - Hmm? 132 00:07:10,014 --> 00:07:11,432 - Uh... - [rumbling swell] 133 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:19,815 - [whooshing] - [rumbling] 134 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:25,153 Uh, what the hell? 135 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:26,363 Where are we? 136 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,656 [whoosh] 137 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:31,326 Huh. Gotta be part of the show. The special effects are incredible. 138 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,578 [Matthew snaps fingers] It most certainly is not! 139 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,832 I need to get back and sing the big finale! 140 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:38,708 Exactly. 141 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,503 He needs to bring the house down. 142 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,671 - With dynamite! - [sharp sting] 143 00:07:42,755 --> 00:07:44,548 Julie and I rigged the whole stage with it. 144 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,550 You did what? Why? 145 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,385 Isn't it obvious? 146 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:49,678 You took his life away. 147 00:07:49,762 --> 00:07:52,139 And I'm the cool girl who's helping him get it back. 148 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,641 But that could really hurt someone! 149 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:55,601 [Gordon] Not us. 150 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,811 The cast and crew, maybe. 151 00:07:57,895 --> 00:07:59,396 Still not cool, Goose. 152 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,524 - [man echoing] Enough! - Huh? 153 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,484 - [whoosh] - [man growls] 154 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,403 [wind whooshing] 155 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:07,654 Scott? 156 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,322 But old. 157 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,699 No. 158 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:13,035 Even older. 159 00:08:18,374 --> 00:08:19,541 Even Older Me! 160 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,670 How ya doing? Love the white hair. Huh? 161 00:08:23,254 --> 00:08:26,423 - [yells] - [Scott grunting] 162 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,509 [all] Huh? 163 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:32,554 I explicitly told you to stay away from Ramona! 164 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:34,640 - But did you listen? - [grunts] 165 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:36,559 - No! - [gasps] 166 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:39,478 - [Scott grunts] - [Even Older Scott growls] 167 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:40,646 [Even Older Scott grunts] 168 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,982 - Hmm! - [Even Older Scott] Ha! 169 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:44,567 [Scott grunts] 170 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,235 [coughs] 171 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,069 [groans] 172 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,113 Isn't that perfect? 173 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,323 Scott and Ramona. 174 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:53,617 - [Ramona] Hmm. - [Even Older Scott] Must be love. 175 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,997 Hey, give us a kiss, you two. Let's see those sparks! 176 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:02,042 [gasps] The force field! It was you! 177 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,502 [Even Older Scott] Uh, duh! 178 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,129 I tried to convince you to give up on Ramona, 179 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,549 but if you didn't listen, I had a backup plan. 180 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,843 I put nanomachines in your drink. 181 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:15,723 Developed by the Twins. Coded to Ramona's DNA. 182 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:21,395 You'll find the AK fields they generate to be quite impenetrable. 183 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:23,188 "AK fields"? 184 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,273 Anti-Kiss fields! 185 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,399 [grumbling] 186 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,526 [electric zap] 187 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:31,112 So why are you here fighting us? You've already won. 188 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:35,034 I'm here because winning didn't change anything! 189 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:39,371 We still end up marrying Ramona inexplicably! 190 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:44,000 You and all your stupid friends must team up at some point in my new past 191 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,337 and figure out how to dissolve the Anti-Kiss Fields. 192 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:51,091 My new memories are kind of fuzzy, but that made me realize 193 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,303 all my plans were too complicated. 194 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:57,806 It's time to do what I should have done in the first place. 195 00:09:57,890 --> 00:10:00,433 - Rip your-- Hmm? - [Gordon] Ahem! 196 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:04,145 Sir, I respect the work you've put into this villain plot, 197 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,815 but I have my own villain plot going on. 198 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:11,570 So please, send the rest of us back first. We've got no beef with you. 199 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,948 What if I have a beef with you? 200 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,035 - [grunts] - [whirring] 201 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,621 - [dramatic music playing] - [choking] 202 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:22,998 [gasps] Gordon! 203 00:10:23,082 --> 00:10:24,916 Put him down, you old [bleep]! 204 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,876 [growls] 205 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,547 - [laughs] Pathetic. - [gasps, coughs] 206 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:36,053 After you left the future, and after Old Wallace kicked me out, 207 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,597 I began my training. 208 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,224 [grunting] 209 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,559 [breathing heavily] 210 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:43,768 [yelps] Ahh! 211 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,270 [groans] 212 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:52,819 For ten years, I did nothing but study all of your skills. 213 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,405 - Your strengths, your weaknesses. - [munching] 214 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,366 Because there's only one way to end this. 215 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,827 [exhales] 216 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:04,080 - Me versus the world! - [dramatic music playing] 217 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:08,085 - [grunts angrily] - I have to destroy all of you! 218 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,212 So you're the big bad. 219 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,297 - Me? - [music halts] 220 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:16,218 I'm a good guy! I've been living like a friggin' monk! 221 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,011 Is that what we're calling it? 222 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,305 Or is it just that you haven't been outside in ten years? 223 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,767 - Ah! You sound just like my wife! - Hmm. 224 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:26,395 - [sharp sting] - Hmm! 225 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:30,190 [announcer] Even Older Scott Pilgrim versus everyone! 226 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:31,775 - [bell dings] - Fight! 227 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,193 [grunts] Ha! 228 00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:35,195 - Huh? - [Ramona groaning] 229 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,488 [tense sting] 230 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,031 - [both grunt] - [sharp sting] 231 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,784 - [yells] - [Even Older Scott grunts] 232 00:11:42,161 --> 00:11:44,037 - [grunts] - [gasps] 233 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,747 - [grunts] - [Scott] Ramona! 234 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:46,999 [growls] 235 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,417 - [yells] - [grunts] 236 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,669 [groans] 237 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,046 [both grunt] 238 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,965 - [exhales] - [grunts] 239 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,886 [yelling] 240 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:01,680 - [grunts, groans] - [sharp whir] 241 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:02,931 [Scott groans] 242 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,892 - [Scott grunts] - [gasps] 243 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,560 [dramatic music playing] 244 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,480 Ramona, are you okay? 245 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,607 Got anything besides that hammer? 246 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:13,901 [snaps fingers] Hmm. 247 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,405 [groaning] 248 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,741 - [exhales] - [rumbles] 249 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,077 - [Knives grumbling] - [yelling] 250 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,704 [Knives yells] 251 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,206 [inhales, grunts] 252 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,874 [yells, grunts] 253 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,127 - It's time to Chau-down! - [sharp sting] 254 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:34,587 Oh, you want to fight Old Scotty P? 255 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,924 [gasps] Slice! [grunting] 256 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,718 - [Knives screams] - [gasps] 257 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,762 - [all gasp] - [grunts] 258 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,348 [Knives grunts, exhales] 259 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,975 You need to respect your elders! 260 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,685 All's fair in love and-- 261 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:49,936 War! 262 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,312 [tense music playing] 263 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,273 Om. [yells] 264 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,774 [grunting] 265 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,193 - [laughing] - [whooshing] 266 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,737 [Even Older Scott grunts] 267 00:12:58,821 --> 00:12:59,654 [zipper zips] 268 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,323 - [chiming] - [Roxie] Hmm! 269 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,117 - [Todd] Hmm? - [Lucas Lee] Hmm. 270 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,452 [grunts] 271 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,870 [Roxie grunts] 272 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:07,955 [Lucas Lee] Mmm. 273 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,832 - [whoosh] - [Todd grunts] 274 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,668 [Roxie grunts] 275 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,919 - [grunts] - [Even Older Scott grunts] 276 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,463 Huh? [grunts] 277 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:17,839 - [both grunting] - [sword clanks] 278 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,633 [whooshes] 279 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,177 - [grunts] - [Lucas Lee chuckles] 280 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:23,803 [yells] 281 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,180 - [whirring] - [Todd grunting] 282 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,473 Ah! 283 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,143 [gasps] 284 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:32,812 - [growling] - [loud whooshing] 285 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,106 [yelling] 286 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,692 - [gasps] - [Even Older Scott yells] 287 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,111 [grunting] 288 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,489 [rumbling] 289 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,867 [both] Rocketto punch! 290 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,828 - [grumbling] - [squeaking] 291 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,163 - [grunts] - [loud rumble] 292 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,998 - [grunts] - [Ken yells] 293 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,250 [all grunting] 294 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,294 [wind whooshing] 295 00:13:56,378 --> 00:14:01,633 - [yelling] - [tense music continues] 296 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,094 Gordon! 297 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,388 [laughs] 298 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,057 - [Knives grunts] - [all groaning] 299 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,683 Ramona! 300 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,560 [loud explosion] 301 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,561 - [whirring] - Huh? 302 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,021 - [Knives gasps] - Hmm? 303 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,356 - Hmm? - Huh? 304 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,774 - Huh? - Huh? 305 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:21,569 [Even Older Scott yelling] 306 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,489 [Ramona breathing heavily, grunts] 307 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,451 - [Scott panting] - Scott! 308 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:30,703 - Ramona, let's hit him together! - Hmm. [grunts] 309 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,788 - Wait. - Huh? 310 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,545 - [both panting, grunt] - [Even Older Scott] Huh? 311 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,714 - [both yell, grunt] - [rumbles] 312 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,968 [Even Older Scott yelling] 313 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:46,761 [grumbles] 314 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,722 [Scott grunts, yells] 315 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:50,557 [grunts] 316 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:53,185 - [loud explosion] - [Even Older Scott yelling] 317 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,437 [grunting] 318 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,147 You need to let me live my life! 319 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,401 If I do, you'll end up where I ended up. 320 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,318 Alone. 321 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,905 Alone in a room for ten years! 322 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:09,242 That was your choice! Let me make my own! 323 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,244 I'm you! 324 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,912 - [electronic zap] - [Scott yells] 325 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,455 [loud rumble] 326 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,832 [grunts] Scott! 327 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,876 [groaning] 328 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,423 What if... what if he's right? 329 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,468 He's you. 330 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,679 Do I want to date that guy? 331 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,390 [Scott] You think I want to become that guy? 332 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,016 I won't! 333 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:37,813 Scott, how can you be sure? 334 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:39,648 [groans] 335 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,692 [groans] 336 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,445 [tender music playing] 337 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,571 Huh? 338 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,699 [tender music continues] 339 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:50,951 [rumbles] 340 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:52,953 - [electronic zap] - [Ramona groans] 341 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:58,041 [whooshing] 342 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,048 Ten years! 343 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,966 - [Even Older Scott whimpers] - Ten years! 344 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,217 Not even a text? 345 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:12,597 Then Wallace tells me you're training to go back in time and fight yourself? 346 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:17,727 Well, not just myself. A lot of people and... and a robot. 347 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:22,231 We hit one rough patch, and you go completely insane? 348 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,734 Why are you in the past fighting all of these people... 349 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,860 And... and a robot. 350 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,446 ...when you could've been fighting for us? 351 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,907 Uh, we were over? 352 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,159 I just needed some space, dude. 353 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,954 [Even Older Scott] What have I been doing for the past ten years? 354 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,497 - Giving you space! - Uh-- 355 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:41,459 Okay, wait, wait, wait. Back up. Are... are you saying that we weren't over? 356 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,920 Are you saying that you still loved me? 357 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,631 At the time, yes. 358 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,676 Does that mean that we can get back together? 359 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,638 Just like that, after ten years? 360 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,473 No, dude. 361 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,391 Oh. 362 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,770 Well, that makes sense, I... I guess. 363 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,938 So what about me? 364 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:05,733 - You're telling me I should just skate on? - Huh? 365 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,736 Call it another failed experiment? 366 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,405 [Future Ramona] Would that come as any surprise? 367 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:17,537 Oh, go ahead, both of you, run! Run away from the thing that you love. 368 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:19,664 Huh? 369 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,249 [pensive music playing] 370 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:35,972 [whooshing] 371 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,600 I'm done running. 372 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,144 Huh? 373 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,188 You. I choose you. 374 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:44,731 Mmm. 375 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,608 [whooshing] 376 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:51,696 - [ethereal music playing] - [whirring] 377 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:52,823 [chimes] 378 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:55,742 Ah! 379 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:56,827 Hmm? 380 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,120 Super Ramona! 381 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,538 It's just like... 382 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,416 - Sonic the Hedgehog 3! - Sonic 2! Uh, I mean, 3! 383 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,503 [Super Ramona] Wow! This one's just an idiot kid. 384 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,173 And this one is a real mess. 385 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,926 - Ooh, kick his ass, Super Ramona! - [Super Ramona] No. 386 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,429 It's never too late to clean up a mess. 387 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,975 But I will send him home so he can get started. 388 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,351 Wait, uh, me? 389 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,396 Wait, who? No, no, no! No, no, no! Wait, wait, I'm-- 390 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,522 [snaps fingers] 391 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,940 [whirs, chimes] 392 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,942 Oh, well, this is great. 393 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,027 Not! 394 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,531 [Super Ramona] The me who left him and the me who just met him... 395 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,825 We’re the same. 396 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,870 I see that now. It’s all the same. 397 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,539 It’s all beautiful. 398 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,208 Beautiful. 399 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,127 [ethereal swell] 400 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,421 [rumbles] 401 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,008 - [rumbling continues] - [kisses] 402 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,552 [enchanted twinkle] 403 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,513 - [Super Ramona sighs] - Wow! 404 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:04,018 Hey. Because I’ll have a lot of trouble saying it later, let me say it now. 405 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,728 I love you, Scott. 406 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,314 And I run away from the thing that I love. 407 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,818 But what I’ve done in the past doesn’t have to define me. 408 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,655 Help me keep remembering that, okay? 409 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,991 [ethereal swell] 410 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,830 - [Matthew sobbing happily] - [audience cheering] 411 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,332 Thank you, thank you, thank you! Aw! 412 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,334 [cheering continues] 413 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,336 Killer work! You crushed that! 414 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,338 - [laughing] Yeah! - The Bad Boy of Broadway. 415 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,923 - Tremendous. - Spectacular. 416 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:34,841 Not bad. 417 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,844 [cheering continues] 418 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,596 [Scott] Huh? 419 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,224 [tender music playing] 420 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,477 Hmm. [chuckles] 421 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,521 - Oh-- - [Ramona moans] 422 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,232 [enchanted twinkling] 423 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:51,942 Sparks. 424 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,237 [enchanted swell] 425 00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,866 - Handled! - [both] Hmm! 426 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,201 [foreboding music playing] 427 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,119 [Matthew] Hmm. 428 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,121 - [Gordon shrieks] - [Julie grunts] 429 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,832 [both] They tried to bomb the theater, sir. 430 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,418 We don't use the b-word on opening night, girls. 431 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,253 Why'd you do it, Gordon? 432 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,714 [exhales] I don't know. 433 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,883 Maybe I am just evil. 434 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,803 I only wanted revenge for what you took from me. 435 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,473 Buddy, you think I enjoy being a CEO? 436 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,309 - I've lost billions! - [chime] 437 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,271 Is there any way you would take the empire back? 438 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,190 Just let me keep my show, and the rest of it is yours. 439 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,192 - [enchanted swell] - Huh? [laughs] 440 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:39,697 [both laughing] 441 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,699 [crying, chuckles] 442 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,201 [all laughing] 443 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,204 [all laughing evilly] 444 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,539 [gentle music playing] 445 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,041 [Knives] Woo-hoo! 446 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,295 - You were the best Scott of them all. - [man 1] I like Matthew now. 447 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,255 [woman] Yeah, it sucked. 448 00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:00,593 [man 2] Yeah, all right! What do we... Yeah! Okay! Is it over? 449 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,596 [twinkling, chimes] 450 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:09,060 [Kim] We are Sex Bob-Omb! One! Two! Three! Four! 451 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,813 - [rock music playing] - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 452 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:19,237 ♪ Can't find my way around ♪ 453 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:24,200 ♪ When the sun comes up, I'm down ♪ 454 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,666 - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 455 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,169 ♪ I feel fine ♪ 456 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,088 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 457 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,049 - ♪ I feel fine ♪ - ♪ I don't feel good ♪ 458 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,093 [music fades] 459 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,805 - [Ramona clapping] - [game controller clicking] 460 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,432 Wow! It's sounding great. 461 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,268 See? We don't suck. 462 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,395 - Not since Knives joined the band. - [chuckles] 463 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:56,566 All right, fine. We don't suck. But we are late. Come on, Knives! 464 00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,277 [chuckles] Yay! 465 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,323 [gentle music playing] 466 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,076 [inaudible] 467 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,794 - [glass shatters] - [Ramona grunts] 468 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,588 - [board claps] - [Ramona groans] 469 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,298 [exhales] 470 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,050 [inaudible] 471 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,803 [assistant] That's lunch, people! 472 00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:30,433 [Young Neil imitating car] 473 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,643 All right, slow down! 474 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:35,396 We're making an action movie, not living one. 475 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,898 Have you seen him Tokyo Drift that thing? 476 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,484 Young Neil is off the chain! 477 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:43,738 [chuckles] I'm a speed demon. [continues imitating car] 478 00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:44,905 [munches] 479 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,158 - Vegan power! - [panting] 480 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,246 [inaudible] 481 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,174 - [gasps] - [indistinct chatter] 482 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,134 - [Lucas Lee grunts] - [twirling] 483 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,719 [crowd] Whoo! 484 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:10,223 - [continues grunting] - [indistinct chatter continues] 485 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,728 [grunts, chuckles] 486 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:19,899 Superstar barista, Lucas Lee, at your service. 487 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,109 - Whatever. - Uh, whatever? 488 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:23,445 Yeah, whatever. 489 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:28,741 Hmm. 490 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:32,161 Yeah, it's so annoying. [chuckles] 491 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,747 But the tips are good, and I do get to look at his butt all day. 492 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:39,251 - [twins] Mmm. - [robot chiming] 493 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,588 [gentle music continues] 494 00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:44,465 [camera shutter clicks] 495 00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:47,635 Yeah, I'm spending the money I got for starring as myself 496 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,763 in this major Canadian motion picture that never got made. 497 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,682 Un café, s’il vous plaît. 498 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,894 - [man] Uh, même pour moi. - Huh? 499 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:02,525 Another Canadian abroad? Our French is terrible. 500 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:05,069 - [water whooshing] - [gentle music continues] 501 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,614 [enchanted twinkle] 502 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:09,908 Sparks are real? 503 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,159 [squelches] 504 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,661 [sloshing] 505 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:15,747 [slathering] 506 00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,249 [drain gurgles] 507 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,169 [mirror squeaks] 508 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,089 Mmm. 509 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,842 [rock music playing] 510 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,677 [inaudible] 511 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:30,594 [gasps] 512 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,347 [rock music continues] 513 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:44,442 ♪ I've liked you for a thousand years A thousand years ♪ 514 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:48,696 ♪ I've liked you for a thousand years A thousand years ♪ 515 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:51,615 - ♪ I've liked you for a thousand years ♪ - ♪ I can't wait until I see you ♪ 516 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:52,908 ♪ A thousand years ♪ 517 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:57,371 ♪ I've liked you for a thousand years A thousand years ♪ 518 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:59,748 [dramatic music playing] 519 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,418 [Gordon] Time for the real game to begin. 520 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:05,421 [Julie] The Goose is loose. Honk-honk [bleep]. 521 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,381 [dramatic swell] 522 00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:09,259 [techno music playing] 523 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,848 [announcer] Toronto, Canada. 524 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,476 Not too long ago. 525 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,438 Scott Pilgrim Takes Off! 526 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,649 [techno music continues] 527 00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:28,820 Fight! 528 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:35,535 Scott Pilgrim. 529 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,168 Scott Pilgrim. 530 00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:45,878 Ramona Flowers. 531 00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:47,755 Matthew Patel. 532 00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:49,423 Wallace Wells. 533 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:51,217 Lucas Lee. 534 00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:52,927 Stacey Pilgrim. 535 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:54,678 Envy Adams. 536 00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,430 Kim Pine. 537 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,182 Julie Powers. 538 00:25:58,266 --> 00:25:59,975 Todd Ingram. 539 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,727 Gideon Graves. 540 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,021 Young Neil. 541 00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:05,189 Stephen Stills. 542 00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:06,941 Roxie Richter. 543 00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,651 Knives Chau. 544 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:11,613 Scott Pilgrim Takes Off! 545 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,115 [music continues] 546 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,205 [music halts]